WEBVTT - Broke the Statue on Spring Break

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Garrett has the phone tap today.

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<v Speaker 3>What's it all about?

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<v Speaker 2>AJ wants to phone tap his mom Tanya while he

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<v Speaker 2>is in Cancun on spring break. So AJ is going

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<v Speaker 2>to start the call to his mom. Then I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to take over as the hotel manager where AJ is

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<v Speaker 2>staying at. Okay, spring break, Yes, always a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>These always made great phone taps. Spring break phone taps.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen into today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Hellll hey, well how are you doing. Let's be having

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<v Speaker 1>a mom.

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<v Speaker 3>I need your help. Do you know the hotel that

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<v Speaker 3>I say that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, last night we went out to drinks and kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a little bit too drunk and knocked over a

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<v Speaker 3>statue in the lobby.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean you knocked over a statue?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, a simple statue. They you know, they have

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<v Speaker 3>all those statues and stuff in the lobby and everything,

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<v Speaker 3>flowers and everything. Yeah, so you know, I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>knocked it over and they have me detained.

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<v Speaker 1>They have you detained. What do you mean they have

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<v Speaker 1>you detained for what?

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<v Speaker 3>But knocking over the statue? Days that I paid for it.

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<v Speaker 1>You paid for it, So what's the problem. Wait, did

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<v Speaker 1>you just say you paid for it?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, no, they want me to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay for it? What's the problem?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>They're telling me it's fifteen hundred dollars. I don't have that, Mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you possibly send me another fifteen hundred?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to sing you fifteen hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>I just paid for the trick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I promise as soon as I get back home,

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<v Speaker 3>I will pay for it. I swear to you, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>give you back the money.

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<v Speaker 1>No. No, I paid for this trick and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to get drunk and that's stupid with your friends. You're sorry, iresponsible,

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<v Speaker 1>and you want me to come up with fifty hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Mom? Please listen, I just need your help. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>even leave the place. They haven't even this room in

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<v Speaker 3>the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you just thought about that?

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<v Speaker 2>What is she doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have? Who is that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the owner the of the hotel? He's really pay small?

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<v Speaker 1>Ill put him my phone. Put him on the phone. Now, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>was this I'm his mother?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>I own the resort that your son decided to destroy

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<v Speaker 2>last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, first of all, he told me that it was

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<v Speaker 1>just one thing that he broke. You make it sound

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<v Speaker 1>as if he torp and wrecked your whole hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a big problem going on here because I

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<v Speaker 2>have Jonathan Taylor Thomas coming tomorrow and he knocked over

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<v Speaker 2>our statue of the founding father al Borland.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, come man, I'm not paying for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have the money. Mom, listen your face, shut

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<v Speaker 3>it up, shut it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you tell my son to shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have the money to pay me? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you shut up, to shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>You back there, You shut your face.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't talk to my son like that. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, you don't tell me to shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well you're gonna need to get this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this.

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<v Speaker 2>I have videotape of him humping it last night in

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<v Speaker 2>the fountain. He was humping a statue.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't humping the statue. I was as well as.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, shut up, don't shut up talk to my

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>He was humping it from behind. If you're curious, I

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<v Speaker 2>have the videotape. Are you going to pay me? Yes

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<v Speaker 2>or no? Then what are we doing here? Then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to have to hold your son. Okay, I'm holding

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<v Speaker 2>your son.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell did you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even remember last night? Is all a blur?

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<v Speaker 1>I gave you money?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is there the money? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it? Where we spent it? I got a tattoo,

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<v Speaker 3>a nice cool tattoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Money that I gave you.

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<v Speaker 3>You it on a tattoo, your tattoos. And I said,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, I love Jessica.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, a minute, hold it, Jessica. You got

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<v Speaker 1>a testoo with Jessica it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Oh my next.

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<v Speaker 1>You have different.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm glo.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta test you with Jessica. We don't trying, Jessica

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<v Speaker 1>to give you damn money. Don't come home.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk to you anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Tanya, who is this? My name's Garret from Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Duran in the Morning Show. Garrett from Elvis during in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by

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<v Speaker 2>your son?

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<v Speaker 1>What what I got? Phone taps?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you.

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<v Speaker 3>Worried?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you stelling kat who though? That's ridiculous? Are you're

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<v Speaker 1>spending money playing planks? From Katoo?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran's phone tap this phone tap was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 2>with permission granted by all participations.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning show