WEBVTT - Child Stars, Complaining, Conspiracy Theories 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:18.320 Okay, welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:21.640 I now have the urge to say, emergency inner Cuomo. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:24.560 I mean, is Governorent Cuomo? Is he is that New York? 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.160 Did he resign or he stepped down? 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:27.320 Yeah? 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:29.960 He said it last episode. Didn't he get like called 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.080 out for some like sus ship or am I tripping? 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.720 That's a different There's too many politicians getting called out 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.360 for some weird shit they do behind doors to keep up. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:38.320 There's too many people. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:41.800 I feel like today I look like like a girl 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:45.440 who started using Tumblr. And then for like the holiday 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.440 party at school, I was like, I'm not gonna wear 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.880 a dress because women girls shouldn't be expected to always 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.200 wear dress. I'm different, and I wear like a button 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.200 up and I'm like, but I wear my red lipstick 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.480 to feminize it. And I was in and I'm in 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:57.440 a Taylor Swift era. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.160 You are in a Taylor Swift era. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:03.120 I think everyone everyone's just having a dabble back into 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:06.399 Taylor because good marketing. I guess it's not even marketing. 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:08.840 It's like she literally had to rerecord her album. That's 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:12.039 like not marketing, that's like hell, but you know what 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:14.640 they worked out for her. I saw TikTok yesterday that 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.480 I was talking about all the trademarks she owns and 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:24.039 eighties insane she owns, like nineteen eighty nine she trademark. Yeah, 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.760 and like, of course, like it's not like like I 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.839 could call a shop technically like nineteen eighty nine or something. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:33.440 I'm sure, but like you can't. If you can't put 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.679 that in an album, you can't make that your album title. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.560 I don't think you can make it like a song title. 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:40.600 I saw something about backpacks. You can't put it in 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:41.240 on a backpack. 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:46.800 Fearless Taylor's version, Taylor's version ts Folklore levers Fest, A 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.640 girl named the girl Swift Miss. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:52.600 Yeah Swift, Miss Swift six was one. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.360 I was like you station Swifties tale. Oh my god. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:02:00.360 He Moji okay, I drew Moji coming very soon. Moji 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.040 has been coming soon for four years. Drew Moji is 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:06.640 dropping very soon, y'all. I'm really excited. It's in its 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:10.720 final stages of development. It's coming soon. I just wanted 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:11.360 to put that out. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:15.959 I actually randomly brought up Kemoji. Came up with a 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.680 group of friends all the day and I brought up 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:20.760 Drewmoji and they were all so confused. It was like 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.519 a group of friends who like didn't know and I 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.560 just I just showed the fidget to them and they go, 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:27.680 oh okay. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.280 It's like, that's like the reaction i'd expect to get 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:33.480 out of literally anybody who doesn't know who I am. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.880 Oh okay, that is a lot of your life. It's like, hmm, 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.200 I still can't believe the fucking rant you went on 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:41.639 about aliens in the last episode. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:46.520 I rant about aliens. It was it about space. And see, 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:49.600 now I'm triggered, and now I'm gonna be havingisential existential 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.880 thoughts all day. So fall you know what, I'll just 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.600 I'll keep my mouth shut. I'll keep my mouth shut. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.280 You're just gonna take a vow of silence on the podcast. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.080 I forgot I was taking a valis lence you. 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.000 When was it that you took a vow of silence? 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.560 And all of us were so annoyed. 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.720 I don't know when was it or what was it? 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:09.440 When was it? 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:11.519 There was like a couple months ago. I just sat 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.040 in the car silent, and I was like, I'm taking 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:16.040 a vius vow of silence, and everyone was so pissed, 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:19.239 and I was like, wow, man, like it really is incredible. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:22.360 It's it's insane how much value I add to the 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:24.919 conversation because when I'm silent, everybody's mad that I'm silent 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:25.639 because I'm just not. 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.720 Okay, You're exaggerating the fuck out of it. We were 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.799 all like, girl, fuck you, and we just kept talking 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:31.959 and then at some point you enjoined the conversation. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.320 Well no, because it was like actual anger I felt 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:36.640 directed at me. So I was like, you know what, 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.440 maybe I am being a little annoying, but. 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:40.960 You were being so fucking annoyed because you weren't even 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.640 taking a proper vowel of silence. You kept saying like, 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:45.800 I'm in my vow of silence. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:47.720 I'm in my valot silence there right now, Like you 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:49.520 can't talk to me, and like y'all would ask me 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:52.200 questions and I would literally ignore you all, but I 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:53.840 would I would answer them in my head. 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.280 I literally think we were driving you somewhere you needed 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:57.840 to go, and I think I was asking you questions 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.120 about going there and you weren't answering it. And that's 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:01.440 why I was pissing me off, because I was like, bitch, 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.640 I'm literally taking you somewhere. 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:06.200 Don't talk to a man in his silent era. That's 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:07.880 all out. That did you learn that lesson? 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:09.880 You know what needs top And what I learned is 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:13.360 more men should enter a silent era because for that 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:15.200 moment in time, I. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.440 Felt the world was a little more peaceful. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:19.320 I felt I knew people well. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.239 I think women and females should be more silent. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:26.000 Like, you know what's crazy is like growing up, I 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.719 heard like female a lot, and like it was just 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.560 so normal to me. Now as an adult, I'm like 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:33.760 being called a female is like disrespectful. Yeah, like because 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.080 someone made a good point on TikTok again, because that's 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.280 where I get all my information and like, okay, can. 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:41.480 I say something before it piggybacks off of that? Yes, 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.400 I was telling Kai I forgot to say this in 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:47.000 the last episode. But a lot of the time I 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.920 will like be like, oh, I was like reading this article. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.440 Like I was reading this article and it was talking 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.640 about this information and it's literally a TikTok, but I 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.000 saw that was three minutes long. I don't I actually 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:02.279 do read, but like I actually do read shit, but 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:06.920 it just has more like behind it. If you say, 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.719 like if you would say, oh, I heard it in 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:09.720 the TikTok, like. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.160 Yeah, it immediately invalidates the information in some way. But 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:17.280 you know, what I've realized is like gaining or garnering 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:21.320 opinions and takes from TikTok is no different than like 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.960 a lot of information we know is things friends have 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:27.279 taught us and like told us. At least for me, 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.120 that's like how I know a lot about it it, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.520 well know a lot about a lot of things is 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.960 through friends. So like TikTok is in that different, except 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.640 there are chaos agents who are like that's spread in 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:42.000 the serve fear mongering. No, you know what, let's change 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:45.760 fear mongering fear slaying. You can go fear serving serving fear. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:49.680 I'm afraid I might be on my last leigh. I 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:54.400 can feel it coming. I'm not very boots anymore. The 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:59.120 house is burning in that and not a good way. 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:02.839 Saying not a good way. 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:04.039 Fuck. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.360 Oh. But someone was like being called female so disrespectful 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:11.479 because like you could be a female anything, you could 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.640 be a like that's almost referring you as like an 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.520 animal and like less than a human. 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.360 Female dog a bitch. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:22.160 Yeah, but fun, what was the thing people used to 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:26.039 say as kids, where it was like, yeah, I'm a bitch. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:29.840 Like or like I'm a bitch, I'm a bus and 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:35.400 I sounded like gloves. Why I was about to say that, 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.080 I was about to say that, I don't know why 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:38.440 that's in my brain. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.760 Because this morning you were trying to sing the little 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.000 Dirk song. Is that Little Dirk? That's like I did 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.400 my dance one time on TikTok went viral wit Drew 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:50.080 literally said I did what that my dance on tiktoking 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:51.440 one time? 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:54.039 It was even worse than that. I was like, I 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.600 did I danced on TikTok and went viral for it, 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:01.440 or something like I'm just dumb as ship, Like we. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.799 Should do a full episode where it's just me playing 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:05.839 songs that I know you love, like playing them for 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.120 five seconds and then seeing if you could even repeat 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:08.680 the lyrics. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:09.800 We'll do that on Patreon. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.920 True, because I'm here to get We had our first 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:18.120 fucking episode get demonetized because Drew Fakes sucked the mic. 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.360 But now I'm scared because last episode I feel like 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:24.720 might get demonetized too because we said wiener. But in 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:25.880 proper terms, I'm. 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:29.040 Like they are coming after me. I got age restricted 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.240 on my fucking YouTube channel, like. 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:32.600 Oh, your whole channel got aged. 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.720 No, no, no, but the last two videos did. And 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.440 I don't even know why the last one did. I 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.920 did not make any jokes at all in the very 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.960 last one, but it got age restricted. I repealed it, 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:43.640 appealed it. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:48.120 Nope, it's because it's sexy. TikTok okay. Actually TikTok hates 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:52.000 my TikTok counts. There's not a day that goes by 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:55.000 that as I'm posting, I don't get a video taken 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:57.240 down and get restricted from posting for a week. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:57.640 Damn. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:02.320 And it started with my fucking collarbones. I would be 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.040 in bed fully covered by my sheets and I'm not kidding, 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.560 my collarbones were out, not even like a sign of boob, 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:12.240 Like yeah, I almost look like I don't have boobs 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:14.560 in those kind of videos when I'm laying down, and like, 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.679 what were you gonna say? 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:22.440 It's it's like, actually fucked up. Have you ever tried 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:23.559 to suck your own boob before? 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:24.160 Yeah? 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.160 Everyone has, Okay, I was about to say, because every 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:28.600 dude has tried to suck their own wiener And I 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.400 was like there's something you said worship on the podcast, 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.160 and that makes you feel like that, why did that 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:36.480 come to my brain? Have you? But yeah, I feel like. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.920 Imagine me laying down in my boob, falling in my 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:43.760 mouth because you don't understand how yes, I have. 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.800 I remember, it's just curiosity. 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:50.040 I remember when in like seventh grade was around the 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.960 first time where I like saw anything like porn related, 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.400 and I remember in one of those videos, this girl 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:56.960 was sucking her home boob and I was like, what 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.360 the fuck? And mind you no boobs in seventh grade? 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:02.839 And I remember trying really hard on them, being really 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:04.520 upset because I didn't have boobs, and that was a 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.840 big thing for me growing up, is like I never 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.040 had boobs, and now I have them, and I want 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.200 them gone and I hate them. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:12.320 I can take care of that. 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.599 I remember I used to stuff my bra. I was 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.560 one of those girls where like my friend gave me 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:21.120 one of her old bras because she was growing rapidly 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:24.000 and so she escaped me her old fucking bra and 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:27.920 I did not anywhere near phil it. So I would 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.080 stuff my bra because I remember one time in literally 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:35.400 fourth grade, which is belligerent and makes no sense, that 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:39.120 in fourth grade. This is a conversation. But this kid Elijah, 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.600 and I'll say his fucking name, he would like never 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:42.840 hear this, but it was this kid who I had 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.680 a crush on, but he was actually like psychotic in behavior, 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:48.040 and he came up to me and my friend who 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.559 had boobs at the time, and was like and yeah, 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:53.240 why is your chest so flat? And like said that 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.960 loud ast fucking lunch and I remember I was just 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:59.840 like was silent, and I was like, oh, I'm just 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:01.680 not I'm wearing my bra right now. Like I like, 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.400 I don't know what I said, but I like tried 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.559 to like dismiss it as like so evil. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.360 Dude, kids are so fucking mean. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.440 Yeah, I was just as mean though, and we've talked 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.840 about that, so like, really, maybe I deserved it. Maybe 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.920 Karma got it's kiss. Oh my god. Another thing, sorry, 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.760 but another thing I just remembered is in seventh grade, 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.160 this kid Brandon asked me out and my best friend 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.720 at the time he asked me out, and I was like, no, 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:27.760 like I don't want to go out with you, and 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.440 I was like really nice about it because he was 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.240 friends with me and his friend. I won't say this 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:34.160 kid's name because he's a freak and I've seen his ig. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:38.840 But his friend who later on made fun of me, 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.360 but we used to be best friends in second grade. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.800 This is such a commlu that's stupid story. But basically 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:45.600 they were next to each other and I was really 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.240 nice to Brandon over and my best friend at the 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.360 time laughed in his face and started mocking him really 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.960 loud because I think, like because I was like so 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.800 like trully and annoying, she thought that would make me 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.679 laugh and I was just like stop it, please, and 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:03.440 he like got really really sad and like walked away 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:04.960 and didn't talk to me for a long time. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.520 But you're actually being nice. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.160 Yeah, I was like, because he was so he was 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.760 like one of the like chilliss Like, guys. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:16.280 There's a lesson there. There is a little lesson lesson 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.960 just like be nice to everybody all the time, because 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:21.840 like it's like the boy who cried Wolf. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.720 Like how is this connected to boy who cried Wolf? 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.120 Because the boy who cried Wolf was lying and then 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:33.080 when he was telling the truth, like no one believed him. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.240 But like all the time you're mean, and when you're 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:40.400 actually being sincere and nice, no one believed you. I 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:43.480 guess no, because you know I'm right. I'm right. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.880 I was curious where you're bringing because I was like, 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:49.120 what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I was 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.199 a bitch in school, but that's okay because now I'm 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.280 a bitch behind closed stores and I'm nice to everyone. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:57.360 In open space except for Kai. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.240 No, I'm nice to Kai. I've been really nice to 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.800 Kai before, Like no one believes that, but like I 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.720 can think of nice things they've done for Kai. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:10.080 Yeah, that's true. I can't. 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:14.040 So literally, in Josh Retreat, no one cared that Kai 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:18.840 was passing away. Yeah, everyone cared, but no one was 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.480 taking action. And Kai was literally passing away from dehydration 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:24.600 and one. 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:28.360 Of the nicest things done for me in like a while. 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.280 And also it was right before my therapy, so I 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.880 was like, oh am I going to push in. I 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.720 was like, you know what, he needs this, So I 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.880 went and got him pedia light so he didn't die. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:37.840 That's really sweet. 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.360 I don't even remember if we saw you for the 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.160 rest of the night. Oh yeah, then y'all stayed up 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.960 fucking talking shit until five in the morning, and I 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.400 like had to listen to all of it. 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.280 But it was like locker room boy talk. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:50.840 That's what I genuinely thought it was. I thought they 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:52.560 were talking. Can I say what I thought y'all were 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.720 talking about. I don't even know if I told you. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.480 And I literally thought you were talking about giving head, 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:00.640 like I like heart, And and then I was like 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.320 I heard one of you making comments about how like, oh, yeah, 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.280 I do it every time, And I was like, now, 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.320 what the fuck are they out there lying about? 0:13:08.559 --> 0:13:10.520 I was like, what I mean, that's not like an 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.000 abnormal conversation for us to have that, Like we literally 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.240 like talk about that with you, like. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.360 Yeah, I know. And then I'd like shoot you all 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:21.160 down and put you in reality. I'm like, men, okay, 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.600 I've said this once and I said it before. Unless 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.480 like some man who's taking a masterclass and eating pussy, 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.840 you do not have to do that, like don't like, 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:32.640 don't disrupt the piece. You're you're actually disrupting the piece, 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:37.040 like you're like you're taking like feminism of like eight 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.559 steps back. Yeah, because now this poor girl has to 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:44.120 sit there and act like you licking the bowl clean 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.560 is like doing something for her, and it's. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:50.280 Not licking the bowl clean. 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.199 Like literally I'm like it's not working. 0:13:56.840 --> 0:14:01.520 Damn well, I was gonna like try to like think 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.720 of it like a witty response. But I've like literally 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:04.320 said all. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:10.200 Of them, like, have you finally run out of like gross? 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.520 No, I have not. But just like in that case, 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:21.800 I have, every girl I've been with has like commed easily. Actually, 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:25.320 you know, the jacket's like you know the joke. It's like, oh, 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:29.280 like men only last like two minutes. No, no, baby, 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:36.160 no babes. Girls last thirty seconds with me. I'm sorry, 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:42.320 I'm sorry about it. My sexuality is so confused online 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.240 no one knows. And I'm gonna that's good. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:45.960 That's good. You gotta keep them guessing. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.640 I'm gonna keep it that way. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:51.880 I will say, every time you talk about women, it 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.600 sounds like you literally never looked at one for more 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:58.040 than three seconds. He said, I've made all of all 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:04.200 of the women in my life have camped. I believe 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.440 that though you do you do. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:12.040 Pearl, I can polish a good pearl. I can polish 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.080 a good pearl, a pink pearl. 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:20.520 Fuck it, oh, just now on this one, fuck. 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.400 It, give me that damn bucket. 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.840 Okay, this is what we can talk about TikTok is 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:28.560 the worst thing to happen. 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.320 And Okay, that's literally where I was going to go 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.240 right after this. I was going to bring up the 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:36.200 fact that TikTok is single handedly the worst thing to 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:39.640 happen to the human race. I wholeheartedly agree with that 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:42.440 it connected us in a way we never ever needed 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:49.160 should have ever been this far connected. I don't know, literally, 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:51.800 I just like I'm so passionate about it being the 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:53.800 worst thing that ever happened that I literally can't even 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:56.120 think of words to like describe it. I just think 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.560 if it was eradicated today, I would be a happier 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.480 person tomorrow. Yeah, point blank period. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.960 I feel that part of me is like that's like 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:08.440 kind of the only other social media app I use, 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.320 Like I use that inside us, this in Instagram, and 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.360 then like I barely touch YouTube other than podcasts, So 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:17.400 I'm like, oh my god, like who would be paying 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.960 attention to me? Though, Like that's like the only part 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.840 of it which is like a bad thing, because like 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:24.600 I what I will say too is, I don't know, 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:26.040 I'm like kind of flip flop. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:26.280 One. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.640 The fun part about TikTok is it literally is just 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:33.000 like fun bullshit for me, like because I'm like everything 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:36.160 I post on IG, especially main feed posts, is kind 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.400 of more curated and I take more time to think 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:41.280 about it and work on making content for their for 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.640 the most part, And then on TikTok, I can literally 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.480 just sit on the couch when I'm bordi shit. But 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:48.120 that's the problem is how easily you get sucked in. 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:51.520 You can't just watch TikTok fucking yeah cycle, Like. 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:53.960 You can't just watch like TikTok's for fifteen minutes, Like 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:56.280 it's like an hour long process every time you get 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.720 on and then the yeah, like you said, the feed 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:02.280 is literally in like with like apps like Vine and shit, 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:04.720 like you could get to the end, like you could 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.240 like reach the bottom and be caught up, but like 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:10.399 TikTok is literally forever. 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:11.400 Because there's too many people on there. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.720 And also like this is just real nerdy, weird shit, 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:18.119 but like the algorithm is actually sinister, like it is 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:22.520 diabolical like how it works, Like there's like parts of 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:25.879 it that like this I was actually reading and you 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.240 can go into my fucking history. I was actually reading 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:29.560 about this, and I think you. 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:31.920 Have to prove something because you get all your TikTok, 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:32.679 and folks. 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:34.720 I think Kai mentioned it to me as well, but 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:38.240 I may be wrong. But like, there's a part of 0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:41.240 the algorithm that, like. 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:46.240 You you like, for a week, it gives you like 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:50.159 really like happy content, like where you're like super happy, 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:52.919 like it makes you feel good like you and the 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:54.720 timeline might be different, it might be a day and the. 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:57.240 Cycles whatever, but like for a week, it gives you 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:59.600 really happy content, like you're on top of the world, 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:02.160 like you're you feel good, like you're seeing the shit 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:04.720 you want to see. Like it's really like just genuinely 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.840 like dopamine serotonin like hits to your brain every fucking time. 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:09.960 I don't know which fucking feel good chemical comes from 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.919 fucking scrolling on TikTok. God damn it. I don't need 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:14.840 to see that shit in the fucking comments. One week, 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:17.200 the TikTok algorithm gives you good shit, the next week 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.080 it gives you bad shit. So then your eight brain 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:20.960 gets addicted to it because then the next week it 0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:23.280 gives you good shit, and then your eight brain is like, oh, 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.320 like this is how I get these feel good chemicals. 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:27.520 And then it's just an endless cycle. And that's why 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:30.440 you're all addicted to TikTok is because part of it 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:32.840 is the algorithm giving you bad content to make you 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:34.760 feel bad, and then it gives you good content to 0:18:34.800 --> 0:18:37.480 make you feel good, and then boo boo boo boo boom. 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:38.479 It's a vicious cycle. 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:40.520 I was trying to think about that, but I was like, 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:44.000 I don't know what is considered like bad content, Like 0:18:44.040 --> 0:18:46.120 I'd rarely get content on my page that's it makes 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:49.439 me sad or anything, But I guess the algorithm. But 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:51.600 I don't think the algorithm does this on purpose. I 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:53.439 think it thinks I want to see this because it 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:55.760 has my name in it. But there have been tiktoks 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:59.239 of dumb fucking fugly bitches talking shit about me that 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:01.880 land on my four you page and I'm like, oh, 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:03.720 TikTok things. I want to see this because this dumb 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:07.439 fuggly rat put my fucking name in their shit for 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.119 fucking views because they're a goddamn loser, and it's on 0:19:10.200 --> 0:19:12.480 my for you page. Yeah, And that's the only time 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:14.199 that something's on my timeline that I'm like, now, what 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:17.560 the hell is this? But I get joy from it because. 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:20.760 I'm like the girls are talking. You're using my name 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:22.520 for views the girls are talking. 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:26.399 That's embarrassing. You should be fucking embarrassed. You should be embarrassed. 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:29.720 Get a therapist. But yeah, that's the only time that 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:32.120 shit's on my timeline that I'm like, what the fuck? 0:19:32.240 --> 0:19:34.919 I guess like there's like feel good, happy shit that 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:38.320 makes me sad. What's her name? The I think her 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:41.240 username is like a blogger something. 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:42.760 Fashion blogger, average fashion bok. 0:19:42.720 --> 0:19:45.240 But she has a really funny TikTok about it where 0:19:45.359 --> 0:19:48.320 she fuck was it her and it's her and this 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:50.040 other girl who were both like these white girls with 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:51.800 freckles on their face that I kind of mistake for 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:55.160 each other, But I think it was average fashion blogger. Yeah, 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:58.440 it was where she like was like how TikTok feels 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:01.440 it's her like crying, and then she like it looks 0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:06.679 like she scrolls. She's like like scrolling and she's like 0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:07.560 crying again. 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:11.199 That's literally what it does to your brain. This is 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:13.600 your brain on TikTok, this. 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:18.359 Is your Oh that fucking old marijuana, marijuana, that old 0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:24.119 fucking fucking old ass that old weed uh commercial that 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:26.440 we watched the other day when she was like why 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:27.080 did I do this? 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:31.480 Yeah, she like steals money out of her mom's person. 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:33.560 Shit that Dana was reposted. 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:35.520 I used to be such a Dare kid. I used 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:37.240 to be one of those people that was like exactly, 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:40.920 like weed is gonna fuck your life up and you're 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:43.320 going to pass away from it. I remember. This is 0:20:43.359 --> 0:20:46.080 so amongst all of the things that I posted as 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:48.919 a fourteen fifteen year old that are extremely embarrassing to 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:53.080 look back on, one of them is I posted like a 0:20:53.200 --> 0:20:56.199 Dare on Dare Day or on four to twenty, I 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:59.359 posted a Dare post oh in a Dare hat, and 0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:01.000 I was like, oh, because I made a bunch of 0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:03.639 friends in freshman year who were hell of stoners and 0:21:03.680 --> 0:21:05.240 we would argue about it all the time because I'd 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:07.760 be like, you are kind of fucking dumb. Like I 0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:10.879 was like, you've been smoking since middle school, like girl, 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:13.680 I can tell, and like we would always beef about 0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:15.800 it me in the sky. And then I made like 0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:20.880 an anti wet smoking thing crude. I mean it makes 0:21:20.920 --> 0:21:24.600 sense like with my pal like my like shit I 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:26.640 had to experience in my head. I was like, any 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:29.359 substance is that I was like, and I feel this 0:21:29.400 --> 0:21:32.920 way about alcohol, but little to deny know that drinks 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:34.560 are pretty, drinks. 0:21:34.240 --> 0:21:36.959 It pretty, and weed is sometimes. 0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:38.320 Fun and taste delicious. 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:41.920 We went to Medmen the other day, which is like 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:46.119 a weed store in LA, and we got transdermal weed patches. 0:21:46.520 --> 0:21:48.159 I just have not touched them. I was. 0:21:48.200 --> 0:21:50.679 I got them because I was like, Okay, this is 0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:52.840 like taking it too far, Like how far can we 0:21:52.920 --> 0:21:55.399 actually go with like getting weed into our system, like 0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:59.679 transdermal patches that you put on like venus venus what 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:03.000 is it? Venus venus areas on your fucking body and 0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:06.160 then you just get dosed with weed all fucking day long. 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:09.480 I was like, this has to be like the end. 0:22:09.480 --> 0:22:12.520 Right, So why would I want that on all fucking day? 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:16.080 It's freaked well, if it's a twelve hour high, We're. 0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:18.240 Like, why would we want that? Literally the ones we got, 0:22:18.320 --> 0:22:20.280 Drew got a PURECBD one and then I got a 0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:21.200 three to one ratio. 0:22:21.640 --> 0:22:24.960 And also and also they're not for us. They're for 0:22:25.200 --> 0:22:28.560 people in like chronic pain that like can't smoke weeds, 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:29.399 so they put it on there. 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:31.600 I am in chronic pain mentally. 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:34.000 Mentally, Yeah, we haven't. 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:35.480 Charity yet and I have we have our honey, do 0:22:35.560 --> 0:22:36.119 you know what it is? 0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:39.119 It's like again, I just I can't I say it 0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:40.720 so many times we spoke about it in like the 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:43.840 last episode. I can't with weed because it just it 0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:46.479 feels like a big like project that I have to undergo. 0:22:46.560 --> 0:22:48.320 It feels like a chore and it feels like I 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:50.240 have to like make space for it in my life, 0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:52.440 and like I get scared. I have to make space 0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:54.119 for in my life because there's a chance that it 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:55.560 makes me feel like shit, and then I have to 0:22:55.560 --> 0:22:56.159 go to sleep, and. 0:22:56.119 --> 0:22:58.840 Then I'm like, uh, I don't want to do it. Yeah, 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:02.440 Like I'm scared of our which is also literally ten CBD. 0:23:02.560 --> 0:23:05.359 It's tend CBD and two THAC, which, like if you're 0:23:05.400 --> 0:23:08.760 not familiar, is a very very low like the lowest dose, 0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:10.160 Like it's laughable. 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:13.320 Like I have friends who enjoy weed who like I'll 0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:17.400 offer them like our can drinks which have two milligram THHC, 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:20.199 and they will literally laugh at me, Are you kidding me? 0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:21.720 Like why would I want that? 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:26.120 And I'm like that will make me feel worse. It's 0:23:26.200 --> 0:23:27.440 not enough THC. 0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:30.360 Those things get me high off my fucking ass. I mean, 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:34.600 Google got guy, laughing, I had a panic attack, and 0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:38.320 but we'll stop talking. We always like somehow like mention 0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:40.399 weed and how we're scared of it, so we'll just 0:23:40.440 --> 0:23:42.399 make sure we do like a Patriot episode where we 0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:43.600 get high and everyone can. 0:23:43.520 --> 0:23:46.439 See you, so you can see us tweak the funk out. 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:47.600 Like that's a good idea. 0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:49.680 Like I've said before, I'm like lucky enough for I'm 0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:52.120 like yeah, but I will say if Drew starts tweaking 0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:54.480 next to me, like I will fully consume that energy, 0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:55.040 freaking you. 0:23:55.040 --> 0:23:56.920 Know what it What it would happen is I would 0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:59.560 like see the camera and I'd be like, oh my god, 0:23:59.640 --> 0:24:02.240 like this is like I'm doing. I'm this is my job, 0:24:02.520 --> 0:24:04.560 like talking to like an inanimate object. And then on 0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:07.240 the other side, like like are people living inside the camera? 0:24:07.320 --> 0:24:09.359 Like it would get in the dark, dude, it would 0:24:09.400 --> 0:24:10.240 literally get dark. 0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:12.320 And then I would mention space and it would be none. 0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:14.360 Yeah, it would be over. 0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:16.960 I see you eyeing that stupid fucking list. 0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:19.520 Well, I'm seeing if there's anything else. And the only 0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:21.200 other thought that I have on this list that I 0:24:21.240 --> 0:24:26.080 didn't touch on already is imagine dating an influencer, Like 0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:30.720 like it sounds like a nightmare, And I understand that. 0:24:30.680 --> 0:24:33.359 Are you talking about like us influencers are like influencers 0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:35.119 who are very like this is my life, this is 0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:35.720 what I'm doing. 0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:39.480 No just us, any influencer, like literally anybody who is 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:43.560 like self absorbed, like like, because I'll be the first 0:24:43.600 --> 0:24:45.760 admit I think I'm the best person on planet Earth, 0:24:45.800 --> 0:24:48.080 Like I genuinely think I am number. 0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:49.720 I even think that's an influencer thing. I think there's 0:24:49.760 --> 0:24:52.280 plenty of people who like suck to date because. 0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:54.320 They like think they're the best, but that that just 0:24:54.440 --> 0:24:58.720 is piggybacking off of that, like having to take photos 0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:02.320 of people like also, like the idea of a thirst 0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:04.760 trapper is just so fucking NARGI. 0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:07.520 Yeah, I guess I'm like being too biased because I'm like, 0:25:07.560 --> 0:25:10.200 what does that have? Like I was thinking about us 0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:12.440 being dated, but I think the worst part about dating 0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:17.720 one of us is like just the inevitability if people 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:20.199 do find out about your relationship or if, like me, 0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:22.760 you've had a public relationship. Bit just won't shut the 0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:26.000 fuck up. Like, bit just won't shut like take a hint, Yeah, 0:25:26.760 --> 0:25:27.919 leave me alone. 0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:31.320 It just sounds like a fucking nightmare to date either 0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:35.760 another influencer or again, like a thirst trapper, Like that 0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:39.200 sounds fucking embarrassing as hell embarrassing. 0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:41.119 Yeah, I'm just like, I think a lot of people 0:25:41.240 --> 0:25:44.480 usually have one public relationship and then they realized, oh, 0:25:44.560 --> 0:25:46.919 that was like not a good decision, and that was 0:25:47.040 --> 0:25:51.360 awful because the chances of it not working out are 0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:54.560 pretty high. And then the chances of like all of 0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:56.880 your young followers not being able to take a hint 0:25:56.920 --> 0:25:59.040 and then saying things like I don't believe in love 0:25:59.080 --> 0:26:01.639 any more. I'm but a fucking old myself, like because 0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:04.520 of your relationship, those chances are pretty high. So for 0:26:04.520 --> 0:26:06.119 most people don't do it. But I agree with you. 0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:09.159 I'm trying to think luckily people dating us don't have 0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:11.200 to take pictures of us though, imagine. 0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:13.320 Like because we don't post ever any on anything. 0:26:14.040 --> 0:26:16.320 I just I would be damned if I gave one. 0:26:16.400 --> 0:26:18.840 I just can't have anybody I'm interested in romantically taking 0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:21.360 pictures of me in general. I'm like, now, why are 0:26:21.359 --> 0:26:24.480 you doing that? Like hmmmmmmmm, see. 0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:26.160 You No I want candid photos of me. I don't. 0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.959 I genuinely don't think there's like any candid photos of 0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:31.480 me anywhere in the world. I have so many random 0:26:31.480 --> 0:26:34.040 photos of you, but I just clocked the camera immediately, 0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:35.280 and they're not candid anymore. 0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:36.919 Like a lot of people do that. 0:26:37.000 --> 0:26:39.400 I'm saying, I want like candid photos. I just want 0:26:39.560 --> 0:26:41.920 I want to be out in the wild, like enjoying nature, 0:26:42.040 --> 0:26:43.720 and then someone just like take a picture of me. 0:26:44.359 --> 0:26:46.680 You may find that significant others also, this needs to 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:50.040 be spoken about men in relationships. 0:26:50.440 --> 0:26:53.360 Take the relationshocking photo. 0:26:54.520 --> 0:26:57.600 It is fucking true. No man I've ever been dating 0:26:57.720 --> 0:26:59.720 or into has taken a photo of me and I 0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:02.000 look and I'm like, wow, that's that's such a good 0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:05.080 photo of me, or no man in general, but specifically 0:27:05.080 --> 0:27:07.200 the men you're dating, because I don't know what fucking 0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:09.040 little spell I have you in that all of a 0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:13.000 sudden you think I look good there Like you're lying now, 0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:14.679 you're just letting me know you see me as one 0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:16.760 of the ugliest people ever, and you're like kind of 0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:17.159 into that. 0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:20.600 For me, I feel like I take like decent photos 0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:24.439 of it now. Yeah, but now you said no man ever, no, 0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:24.880 But like. 0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:27.360 It took you literally three years. 0:27:27.160 --> 0:27:29.800 I would say a year ago has taken decent photos 0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:31.280 of you. 0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:34.399 You got, you got really good. When I realized you 0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:36.320 got really good is when you took photos of Oriyan 0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:37.960 and me for like the saline thing I did, and 0:27:38.000 --> 0:27:40.359 you took Oryan for a thing she did. That was 0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:44.080 when the like marking of turnaround. But I don't have 0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:46.200 you take IG photos of me the way I used 0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:47.960 to like I used to do used to. 0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:51.560 Be like a fucking daily Can you take IG pictures 0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:53.560 of me today? I'm like no, because. 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:55.359 I hated him and I felt like I had to 0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:57.480 take pictures. I was like, fully cut off your whole 0:27:57.480 --> 0:27:59.760 like influencer dating thing. 0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:01.920 I literally I kind of got all my thoughts. I 0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:04.320 just think it would be fucking awful. I genuinely think 0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:06.439 it would be the worst experience of my life. 0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:08.640 Yeah, I can't say I feel like, oh my god, 0:28:08.720 --> 0:28:16.200 I I could I could see I can't see myself if. 0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:18.800 I just don't think men should be like they're trapping there, 0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:20.000 I said, no exactly. 0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:23.040 I don't think men should be posting photo dumps either. Yeah, 0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:25.400 there are no real men like like. 0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:28.040 No they post a photo dump. But why the fuck 0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:30.040 are there three photos of you in this photo dump? 0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:33.960 Three selfies? Why are you taking yourself? 0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:36.439 Why are you taking no stop. I'm sorry, But the 0:28:36.520 --> 0:28:39.440 idea of men like finding good lighting and taking a selfie, 0:28:39.440 --> 0:28:42.240 like you know you need to if you see good lighting, 0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:43.440 you should be able to look at the sun and 0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.800 know it's time to go to fucking work, like you 0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.000 should go to war a curious that you should be 0:28:48.040 --> 0:28:51.160 clocking sunlight on the floor and good lighting is. 0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:55.240 Because you're farmer. That's the that's no, that's the female 0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:58.160 like farmer gatherers. 0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:00.560 No, that's men's work now, because it's like, oh my god, 0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:02.640 I have to go like farm, I have to go 0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:05.120 like rally up the cattle and put them back inside. 0:29:05.360 --> 0:29:06.240 It's into the farm. 0:29:06.320 --> 0:29:10.840 Yeah, to the farm. Oh my god, Like I can't. 0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:13.800 I can't. I'm going to freak out at the idea 0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:16.560 of like men saying good lighting and like taking out 0:29:16.560 --> 0:29:18.800 their phone to film with TikTok. What are you doing? 0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:22.080 That's what I'm saying. I imagine walking out, imagine walking 0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:24.400 in on your significant other and making a TikTok. 0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:26.720 I would throw up. Oh my god, I would start crying. 0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:28.320 I would start throwing things at him. 0:29:28.600 --> 0:29:31.040 Like actually, I would run away and disappear. I would 0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:32.760 disappear from my life, like. 0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:35.400 And but for girls, I'm like yeah, like. 0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:37.560 No, I'm like get it, girl, like you're hot, Like 0:29:37.600 --> 0:29:40.680 get it, turn it out. But if a man finds 0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:46.720 himself attractive and is airing it out online, I'm like, now. 0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:48.360 You know you need to work on that personality, right 0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:49.360 because like if you. 0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:50.800 I know you're insecure. 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:55.040 That's my thing is like men like will curate their 0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.560 look before their personality. So if you're looking at a 0:29:57.600 --> 0:30:00.440 man and he's like really invested in his look, girl. 0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:02.560 Behind straight by the way, yeah, I'm talking. 0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:05.880 About straight men. Like if there's like a straight man 0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:08.160 who's like, oh, I'm like so into how I look 0:30:09.000 --> 0:30:12.120 behind that forehead? There are no thoughts behind that forehead 0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.360 you were you were in that relations thought to be 0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:15.600 a character development. 0:30:15.600 --> 0:30:19.440 This is like literally killer the Killer is no. 0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:23.960 Literally you Oh my god. I would like I'm I'm like, 0:30:24.000 --> 0:30:27.600 actually repulse if you're dating no, I'm just like I 0:30:27.640 --> 0:30:29.880 could keep going for I was gonna be like imagine 0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:32.280 dating a straight man influencer and like you're going to 0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:34.840 events as his plus one? Now what are you doing? 0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:35.800 Absolutely? 0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:39.760 Why the fuck are we? What is happening? Like why 0:30:39.800 --> 0:30:42.720 do you want to go have a key? Like you 0:30:43.000 --> 0:30:43.960 have to make a house. 0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:46.680 Right now, you have to go build the house. Go 0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:47.360 build our home. 0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:48.840 You can't be having a key. 0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:53.120 Go be an accountant or something like. Literally, go put 0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:54.360 that business degree to use. 0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:57.560 You need to go file your fucking taxes. I just yeah, 0:30:57.560 --> 0:31:00.400 I just don't believe in like straight men having fun. 0:31:00.960 --> 0:31:03.360 And I'll cut off my rant there because I could, 0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:08.240 God knows, I could go on an anti man campaign 0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:12.240 for years. You know what I'm actually gonna start. I'm 0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:15.160 gonna start a pro Lobotomi for men campaign. 0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:15.800 Oh my god. 0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:18.520 Yeah, and I'm gonna rin actually. 0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:20.920 Would support Queen. I would support that. 0:31:22.120 --> 0:31:25.760 Yeah, So I'll have a petition up soon. We'll do 0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:29.680 like a parade rally in La on Fairfax. 0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:31.120 I literally support it. 0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:35.640 I said, I made a joke about lobotomies the other 0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:38.440 day and people were really like, oh my god, like 0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:40.000 in real life, I. 0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:42.560 Said a lootomy joke on I said the lobotomy joke 0:31:42.600 --> 0:31:44.440 online and people were pissing me too, And I was like, 0:31:45.600 --> 0:31:48.880 I'm gonna lo bottomize all of y'all. Get off Twitter. 0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:50.800 You got Twitter? Brain? 0:31:51.280 --> 0:31:53.680 No? Literally, Like the Internet is so funny how it 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:55.680 finds a joke funny for like three minutes and then 0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:58.720 randomly it decides that like, actually, that's like not chill. Yeah, 0:31:58.760 --> 0:31:59.920 I'm like, bitch, you know what's not chill? 0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:04.320 Your breath, you stinky bitch, Go shower. I was gonna 0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:07.440 say something, Go wash your fucking clothes. Yeah, I know 0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:08.680 you got dirty clothes on your. 0:32:08.640 --> 0:32:11.920 Bed, dirty clothes under your bed. Oh. That's one thing 0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:14.280 that I just can't like, I can't like get with, 0:32:14.400 --> 0:32:17.040 like dirty rooms, Like now, why the fuck are you 0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:18.840 filming a TikTok And I can see your whole mush 0:32:18.880 --> 0:32:21.000 pile of stinky undies behind you. 0:32:21.320 --> 0:32:24.400 At least hide it, like, please take it to the corner. 0:32:24.560 --> 0:32:29.680 We have normalized dirty, dirty ass rooms, like where the 0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:31.760 fuck is your or your parents? Your parents aren't they're 0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:36.200 depressed in you hide your depression pile. And I know 0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:38.480 everyone's like, oh, I want to show the real sides 0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:40.360 of me on the internet. I don't want to see 0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:43.840 your stained fucking undies in the back of a TikTok. 0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:48.360 You look good, you beat your face, now kick that 0:32:48.440 --> 0:32:49.760 pile out of frame and. 0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:51.600 Then try again, try again. 0:32:52.120 --> 0:32:52.360 Yeah. 0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:55.240 I don't think I've ever just been like a messy person. 0:32:55.400 --> 0:32:57.800 I think literally my entire life. I have just been 0:32:57.960 --> 0:32:59.880 a clean fucking freak. And it's not even something like 0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:03.520 parents like like forced into me. They just I just 0:33:04.000 --> 0:33:07.880 was because I just don't like messy spaces. I think 0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:09.240 it's like very uncomfortable. 0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:11.960 My dad drilled being clean into us. I used to 0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:13.840 be like messy as a kid, Like my under my 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:16.800 bed was full of shit and like oh it was 0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:18.960 so bad. And now like my room right now isn't 0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:21.520 even necessarily messy, but it's like driving me insatan and 0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:22.200 I have to clean it. 0:33:22.680 --> 0:33:25.800 I'd like when you were gone, I completely, like mop 0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:28.600 swept the whole nine yards because I feel like I 0:33:28.640 --> 0:33:30.040 haven't done that in so long. And I did it 0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:31.160 throughout the house too. 0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:34.040 It was so clean when you got back. My presence 0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:36.800 has made it a little messier. Like yeah, I'm not 0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.520 like the cleanest person ever. I just like put things 0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:43.320 where I like want them, when they're where they're easily accessible. 0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:46.840 To me, and then I like come through and I'm like, Okay, 0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:49.760 we have cabinets and cupboards for a reason, Like, but. 0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:52.120 Our cabinets and cupboards are all like full of shit. 0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:53.720 We should clean them out. 0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:57.120 Oh my makeup bag, I've been doing my makeup in 0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:58.680 the bathroom and I leave my. 0:33:58.720 --> 0:34:01.320 Makeupack because I got a new makeup back then, I. 0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:03.480 Just leave on the counter and Drew put it. I 0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:05.360 didn't say anything. You put it on top of the 0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:08.640 fucking toilet, and all the germaphobia and me like literally 0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:10.520 went to my throat and I'm like, I was like, 0:34:10.600 --> 0:34:12.880 I'm literally gonna fucking break out and like die in 0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:14.759 the next three days because he's gonna give me fucking 0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:16.719 like eco li from like putting my shit on here 0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:18.320 and I like freaked out, and then I put it 0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:20.200 on the towel rack instead. 0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:23.239 Or I'm sorry for doing that, but it had to 0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:24.480 be done for my brain, you. 0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:26.239 Know what it is. I have to figure I need 0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:28.040 to start doing my makeup in my room, but I 0:34:28.160 --> 0:34:30.600 hate my vanity and I like, I don't I don't 0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:32.120 know what to do with my room. I like need 0:34:32.200 --> 0:34:33.960 to throw things away and like get rid of shit, 0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:36.440 but I'm attached to all my items and also just 0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:38.160 sounds like work. I'm like, oh, I don't want to 0:34:39.040 --> 0:34:42.239 plate I go through and like throw shit away. I'm 0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:44.239 That's one thing I'm actually really bad at is like 0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:49.279 keeping like certain little things and pictures and stuff like 0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:52.680 I don't save all of my photos onto hard drives, 0:34:52.719 --> 0:34:54.400 like I've been trying to get good at that, so 0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:56.400 I have like shit to look back at. But I 0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:58.360 am so like I don't need it now, so I 0:34:58.400 --> 0:35:00.320 won't ever need it and I'll throw it away. I'm like, 0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:01.279 I don't care. 0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:03.239 Yeah, all of my shit is backed up and I 0:35:03.440 --> 0:35:05.799 have all my old iPhones because I'm like dude. One day, 0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:11.560 like like literally last night, Madeline, my sister was sending 0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:14.320 me pictures from our old like yearbooks from second grade, 0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:18.279 and it was cracking me up. Like my parents, like 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:21.560 when we got our yearbooks, we were fucking evil, Like 0:35:21.640 --> 0:35:24.360 we would go through and mark out like the people 0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:27.520 we didn't like and write the meanest shit possible. And 0:35:27.560 --> 0:35:29.480 we were in second grade, like have this shit. I'm like, 0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:31.560 how the fuck did we know? Like this was like 0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:34.120 something mean to say, like it made no sense what 0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:37.000 we were saying to these people. But I will say 0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:39.719 every person we marked out was a weirdo freak and 0:35:40.040 --> 0:35:42.120 ended up being a weirdo freak later in life. So 0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:44.759 I'm not saying our intuition was correct in second grade, 0:35:44.760 --> 0:35:46.719 but I am saying our intuition was correct in second 0:35:46.760 --> 0:35:49.279 grade because all of them are fucking weirdos now. But 0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:54.279 that's beside the point. Literally, I think it like my 0:35:54.560 --> 0:35:56.880 my parents would be like, don't mark in your fucking yearbooks, 0:35:57.000 --> 0:36:01.239 and I was like pissed because now, my I mean, 0:36:01.440 --> 0:36:03.040 I don't even know what I'm trying to say anymore, 0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:04.080 but basically. 0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:06.680 Now you don't have like as much content of Like, no. 0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.560 I'm happy I marked in the fucking yearbooks because they're funnier, 0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:12.200 Like they're way way more enjoyable than if I looked 0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:15.000 back and was like, oh, this is like a bare yearbook. 0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:16.520 Now I have something to fucking laugh at. 0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:20.400 Dude. I literally don't have any yearbooks, granted, because like 0:36:20.480 --> 0:36:22.760 we like kind of couldn't afford them, and my schools 0:36:22.800 --> 0:36:26.160 also didn't make them. Like my school, like my elementary 0:36:26.160 --> 0:36:30.440 school didn't have a yearbook no grade until like senior year. 0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.120 Was there ever really an offering of a yearbook, Like 0:36:33.239 --> 0:36:35.080 senior year, there was, and it was like fifty dollars 0:36:35.160 --> 0:36:37.920 and most of us are like almost ten fifty dollars 0:36:37.960 --> 0:36:39.719 on that that sounds like a lot. So I don't 0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:43.040 have anything. I just have like a few, like of 0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:45.480 the school photos. But even that, like my dad has 0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:47.359 a storage unit that all of us like stay away 0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:49.320 from because it's too much shit in there that I 0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:52.440 actually really want to go in. Because the one thing 0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:54.000 I do know that I have from like when I 0:36:54.080 --> 0:37:02.640 was fourteen, is every psychotic, dramatic, like depressed young teenager 0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:05.759 had a fucking shoe box or some shit where they 0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:10.520 would write like very insane notes and throw them in there. 0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:14.439 And I have like some crazy shit that I wrote, 0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:17.800 and I would love, love, love just to find that 0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:20.239 box because I know it'll make me so sad. 0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:23.759 My fucking parents when they moved out of like my 0:37:23.880 --> 0:37:26.440 childhood home, I like my room kind of just stayed 0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:30.000 the same when I like moved out, and they moved 0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:32.960 all my shit out of my room for me when 0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:36.680 I moved, and they were like selling the furniture, but 0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:38.960 in one of my drawers, I had just all of 0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:44.680 my like really gnarly sad like notes, journals, like all 0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:48.440 this just like really fucked up shit that like no 0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:52.880 one should see. And I'm pretty sure like when they 0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:55.680 went through it, like they saw some of it, and 0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:58.440 I'd trust them enough to like not like go through 0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:00.799 all my like sad shit. But I know they saw 0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:02.920 some of it, and I was like, oh, I was 0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:05.960 like erking inside because like but now, I mean, I'm 0:38:06.040 --> 0:38:08.400 like fucking ten years older. Now I literally don't give 0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:13.120 a shit, but like, yeah, it was just funny to 0:38:13.200 --> 0:38:15.880 think about that they probably saw all my like fourteen 0:38:15.960 --> 0:38:16.479 year old thoughts. 0:38:16.880 --> 0:38:19.160 As we're talking about this, I'm thinking about, like, uh, 0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:21.320 when I went through my big journaling phase even in 0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:24.640 high school and like junior or senior year and all 0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:26.400 the things I was writing, and I have those in 0:38:26.480 --> 0:38:28.160 the house right now. I'm like, I want to go 0:38:28.200 --> 0:38:31.319 look at those because now it's so scary that shit 0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:34.680 is like six seven years old, which is so terrifying 0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:37.799 because I remember I read some of that, like even 0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:39.799 like three years ago, when I was like, this wasn't 0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:41.839 that long ago, and it's just like kind of embarrassing. 0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:44.080 But now it would be like, oh my god, this 0:38:44.280 --> 0:38:47.680 was like almost a decade old. Like me exaggerating, I'm 0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:49.360 like talking about something from when I was seventeen. I'm like, 0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:51.880 this is almost a decade old, but I guess it 0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:53.439 kind of is because it's like six years. 0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:56.319 It's like leaning, Ah, I. 0:38:56.480 --> 0:38:58.520 Love growing old. Someone Oh, someone actually made a comment 0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:00.920 where it was like we saw the tumbler posts where 0:39:00.920 --> 0:39:04.560 you would hate about aging. Yeah, nobody. When you're seventeen eighteen, 0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:08.200 it sounds like the worst thing. It's seventeen, eighteen nineteen, 0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:10.879 it sounds like the fucking worst thing ever to grow old. 0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:13.800 But once you hit like twenty one, it's like, Okay, 0:39:13.960 --> 0:39:16.319 let's fete up the process, like not for me, let's 0:39:16.360 --> 0:39:17.600 keep it going, like at least for me. 0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:22.160 Literally, it's just it's fucked up that, like somehow through 0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:26.560 all these years, I've like, I'm I'm only fifteen. I 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:29.759 literally just turned fifteen. Oh I remember that. Oh you 0:39:29.840 --> 0:39:33.239 know what, My sixteenth fucking birthday is actually in March 0:39:33.320 --> 0:39:35.520 on the fourth, like, which is crazy. I'm super excited 0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:36.560 to get my fucking license. 0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:42.399 Oh yeah, Drew's age regressing out of paranoia of becoming old. 0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:45.080 We're just gonna let him go with it, exactly. No, 0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:47.520 you have to at least please just be turning twenty 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:49.239 one so we could still go to bars, and shit, 0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:52.359 I'm turning sixteen, Okay, can you get a fake? 0:39:52.920 --> 0:39:55.839 No, bitch, why not? I don't look twenty one at 0:39:55.920 --> 0:39:56.399 fucking all. 0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:59.279 Okay, that doesn't matter. How bouncers literally don't care like 0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:00.880 you're being like dramatic. 0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:03.640 I don't know. I just be too nervous to give 0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:04.759 it to the no. 0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:06.719 Because you'd be with all your older friends so you 0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:07.200 would get in. 0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:11.560 Still, Okay, maybe I'll get a fucking fake. Maybe. I mean, 0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:14.239 like six you're just peer pressuring a fucking fifteen year 0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:15.839 old and it's a little weird, like I will. 0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:18.359 I was just about to say, like, yeah, sure, being 0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:20.239 sixteen in a bar with a lot of adults is 0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:22.560 like very not okay and dangerous and know what to 0:40:22.680 --> 0:40:25.040 do that, but like you're gonna be with your other 0:40:25.160 --> 0:40:26.360 friends who are protecting you. 0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:30.200 True, So if y'all have my bag, I'll d D 0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:33.880 i'ld be the deciated. 0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:39.359 You don't have your license yet you're sixteen at fifteen? Yeah, 0:40:43.080 --> 0:40:45.040 I can't believe I never got a fake because I 0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:47.440 was actually so scared of like you know what it was. 0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:49.760 I never got a fake. Not because I'm being scared, 0:40:50.160 --> 0:40:52.560 because I have too big of like an ego and 0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:55.719 pride to get turned down like it would it would 0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:58.400 like eat away at me if a bouncer looked and 0:40:58.520 --> 0:40:59.000 was like, yeah, this. 0:40:59.080 --> 0:41:02.080 Is fake and like turn literally in shit, ask nowhere 0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:05.360 Texas where we grew up, there was nothing more to do. 0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:07.600 I mean there was nothing else to do other than 0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:10.920 fucking drink in people's attics, and that was actually it. 0:41:11.120 --> 0:41:13.240 So we all had fake id's when we were like sixteen, 0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:17.320 and everybody in town knew we had fake id's. Everybody 0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:19.040 knew who we were. Like, I don't know why they 0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:20.759 were still selling alcohol to. 0:41:20.800 --> 0:41:22.440 Us, but like, well because the money. 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:25.160 Yeah, Literally, like there were a few gas stations you 0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:27.560 could go to without fail and use your fake idea. 0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:31.160 And when I was sixteen, I did not look twenty one, 0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:33.440 and neither did any of my fucking friends. Like we 0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:36.520 all looked like fucking actually thirteen year old's, Like why 0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:39.520 were you giving us like thirty racks of Natty Light? 0:41:39.719 --> 0:41:46.359 Like obviously that it's like white people culture. It's beer. 0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:50.600 It's like a thirty count beer pack of natural light. 0:41:52.719 --> 0:41:56.279 I have not heard I but you know what it is. 0:41:58.000 --> 0:42:00.960 It's the worst. It's water beer, like literally like is 0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:06.799 fucking disgusting, but it's cheap as fucking bones. But it's 0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:08.600 actually crazy that you mention this because I was just 0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:12.480 talking to this with one of my friends one time. 0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:16.080 So we were like, I want to say. We were 0:42:16.160 --> 0:42:20.680 seventeen and me and my buddies, like we went to 0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:22.799 no we were eighteen because we went to a club 0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:25.600 in Dallas. And we went to a club in Dallas 0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:29.399 and my friend we were just like on the dance floor. 0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:31.600 I think it was a lizard lounge. If you know 0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:33.439 the ligit that is the most cursed place on Earth. 0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:36.960 I have so many I have so many stories from 0:42:37.000 --> 0:42:39.240 the Lizard Lounge in Dallas. If you know, you fucking 0:42:39.360 --> 0:42:42.120 know that place is evil, sinister, has very dark energy. 0:42:42.239 --> 0:42:45.920 It fucking sucks. Anyways, we were dancing on the dance 0:42:45.960 --> 0:42:48.200 floor like whatever, and he looked down and found an 0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:51.040 ID on the floor and it was like the Holy 0:42:51.239 --> 0:42:54.200 Grail moment. It was like holy fucking shit, like it 0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:57.759 looked just like him. He was twenty one. It was 0:42:57.800 --> 0:43:00.279 a scannable ID, like it was a real idea and 0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:03.560 it like changed our fucking we were I was seventeen. 0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:06.080 It changed our lives forever because I had to be 0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:13.160 snuck into the fucking clubs. Anyways, we uh took this 0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:16.400 ID back to my hometown Grand Barry, and like we 0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:18.759 use it at all these places. It was like going, well, 0:43:18.840 --> 0:43:20.520 like we use it for like three months. I want 0:43:20.560 --> 0:43:22.920 to say, it was like it was the jackpot, Like 0:43:23.000 --> 0:43:25.160 we were not gonna get caught. You couldn't Like it 0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:30.160 wasn't wasn't gonna fail like whatever. A side note, my 0:43:30.400 --> 0:43:34.279 hometown is two hours away from the club that we 0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:36.040 found this at, so it's like a two hour drive 0:43:36.160 --> 0:43:41.000 to this club. Well we're just like using it. Like literally, 0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:43.239 like I said, it was like hitting the jackpot. Well, 0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:45.759 we try it at this new gas station that we've 0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:48.000 never been to, or that we've been to, but like 0:43:48.160 --> 0:43:50.799 is notorious for taking like fake Id's like she knows, 0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:53.560 like you're not getting past her, Like she's not going 0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:55.279 to jail because she sold the sixteen year old some 0:43:55.400 --> 0:43:58.520 fucking beer. Whatever. We go there because we're like, oh, 0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:00.360 it's a real idea, like she's not gonna and we 0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:03.279 give it to her and like I'm standing behind my 0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:08.120 friend and uh, she looks at the ID and she's 0:44:08.239 --> 0:44:12.560 like this isn't you And he's like, yeah, it is. 0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:14.480 It's it's me, Like what are you talking about And 0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:17.200 she's like, no, it's not fucking you. This is my nephew. 0:44:17.719 --> 0:44:21.320 And literally, I don't know what the chances are of 0:44:21.480 --> 0:44:24.200 that fucking happening, But I'm pretty sure he was in 0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:27.479 the military and like away like on duty or whatever 0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:29.680 the fuck, Like I don't even know why, like whatever, 0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:32.120 that's the set of point. You're like he literally he 0:44:32.320 --> 0:44:35.759 was like away in like serving the army or some shit, 0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:40.040 and this fucking ID like sure enough, like was her nephew. 0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:42.240 And she was like, I'm gonna call the fucking cops, 0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:44.920 Like this is fucking insane. Y'all are insane people, Like 0:44:45.080 --> 0:44:46.680 what the fuck are you doing with my nephew's ID, 0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:49.439 like started freaking out and like we just ran away, 0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:51.480 and like she kept the ID but like the chances 0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:56.000 of that happening are like zero, and I can't cannot 0:44:56.120 --> 0:44:59.520 believe that fucking happened. Her nephew two hours away, just 0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:01.320 on the bottom, like on the floor of a club 0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:06.600 like that the sound like he is like dead literally. 0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:09.279 Like her nephew two hours away on the floor of 0:45:09.320 --> 0:45:14.400 a club. I don't have any stories like that because 0:45:14.400 --> 0:45:17.560 I just never did shit like that. Actually, there is 0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:20.360 this idea like a fake that Orian has had for 0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:24.000 like ever, what's her name? I feel like I shouldn't 0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:26.799 say it, should we bleep? Yes? Say I'm gonna say 0:45:26.840 --> 0:45:33.759 and bleep it. Oh, but she like she doesn't really 0:45:33.840 --> 0:45:37.000 look like Orian or me. She just has like a 0:45:37.160 --> 0:45:39.520 very like you know when you bitches love to tag 0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:41.480 me and like any other Latina girl with like a 0:45:41.560 --> 0:45:44.120 wide face, and you're like, oh, this is you because 0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:47.359 like everyone assumes that, like because I have a wide face, 0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:49.640 like I'm gonna look like every other Latina on the Internet. 0:45:50.120 --> 0:45:52.120 That's kind of the vibe that this id was giving 0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:54.480 where it was like she just had the same like 0:45:54.600 --> 0:45:58.080 face with as me and Orian. So like it worked, 0:45:59.080 --> 0:46:00.640 and I remember the first time I was using it, 0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:04.400 I was who I was so fucking panicked about it 0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:05.960 because I was like, they're gonna know, they're gonna know. 0:46:06.200 --> 0:46:08.520 But like, I don't think a lot of bouncers, especially 0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:11.279 when you're like around other people who are actually twenty 0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:15.200 one and up, actually give a fuck no, especially in LA, 0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:18.680 Like it's actually fucked up. Like I've been in a 0:46:18.760 --> 0:46:20.799 club and there has been like a fifteen year old 0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:22.880 at one of these like LA parties and I'm like 0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:29.360 who invited this? Yeah, and like trying to order me 0:46:29.480 --> 0:46:33.440 a drink and I'm like I'm like so fucking embarrassing. 0:46:33.600 --> 0:46:35.920 I don't get hit on, no one talks to me. 0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.600 And one of the only times a person has been like, oh, 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:40.880 let me buy you a drink, it's been a fucking 0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:43.560 random minor who I'm like, why are you in here? 0:46:43.640 --> 0:46:47.279 There was the most insane scenario I've ever been in. 0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:49.239 And then I just had to play nice because I 0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:51.120 didn't want to like embarrass the fuck out of this child. 0:46:51.160 --> 0:46:52.759 And I was like, oh, okay, go ahead, and they 0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:54.360 got me a drink and I literally grabbed it and 0:46:54.400 --> 0:46:56.319 then pushed it at the end of the other side 0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:58.279 of the bar and walked away. And then I was like, 0:46:58.360 --> 0:47:01.000 that was the most embarrassing experience in my life. 0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:04.520 It's humbling me with my literal child. 0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:07.719 Being like what do you want? Literally, like that's how 0:47:07.760 --> 0:47:09.520 I fault because they had no idea what to order. 0:47:09.520 --> 0:47:11.359 They were like, what are you getting? I'll get one 0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:14.800 for you, and I was like, oh my god, you 0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:15.879 need to go home. 0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:18.520 Somebody say, if only if you could say the name, 0:47:18.680 --> 0:47:21.560 it would be so it would be so much funnier. 0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:27.560 It would be fucking insane. It's it's just literally like insane. 0:47:27.680 --> 0:47:30.919 Oh, is is so funny? It is? But I won't 0:47:31.000 --> 0:47:34.680 make fun of them like that or like I won't publicly. 0:47:34.400 --> 0:47:36.520 Shame because they literally are a fifty. 0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:38.200 They are a child, and I just like I always 0:47:38.239 --> 0:47:41.080 feel bad because I'm like, there's a line between like 0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:43.080 being a child and like having fun and then like 0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:47.000 being a child in an environment where it's like only adults. 0:47:47.040 --> 0:47:49.480 I'm like, you, you're in a dangerous your parents need 0:47:49.520 --> 0:47:51.880 to your parents need to throw an air tag in 0:47:51.960 --> 0:47:54.080 your pocket and like track track your. 0:47:54.000 --> 0:47:56.840 Ass, like dude. The crazy thing is is, though, is 0:47:57.000 --> 0:47:59.279 that like these kids are all like child stars and 0:47:59.320 --> 0:48:04.799 they like pay their own I just fucking no electricity. 0:48:04.960 --> 0:48:07.520 Electricity fucking zapped through my leg. Oly shit. 0:48:08.520 --> 0:48:10.880 But yeah, they were like paying their parents' bills. So 0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:12.279 if their parents speak to them, they're like. 0:48:12.320 --> 0:48:13.520 Fuck you exactly. 0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:17.080 And that's why if I do have a baby, I 0:48:17.120 --> 0:48:18.920 won't give it an iPad and I'll tell it that 0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:22.960 that there's nothing outside of our house, so it doesn't 0:48:23.000 --> 0:48:26.240 believe I'm going a gypsy rose to five my baby. 0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:26.759 Yeah. 0:48:27.239 --> 0:48:29.160 The funny thing is as like a teenager. One of 0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.840 my really cynical funny memories that I have is me 0:48:31.920 --> 0:48:35.120 and Dante. We were like always just making up really 0:48:35.160 --> 0:48:37.920 fucked up hypotheticals and this is such a fuck up hypothetical. 0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:40.479 But the fact that when I was making this joke, 0:48:40.680 --> 0:48:43.480 the Gypsy Rose thing was happening, and I had no 0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:46.520 idea because I didn't know about it until like twenty seventeen, 0:48:46.560 --> 0:48:48.920 twenty eighteen. I literally made a joke to Dante where 0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:50.920 I was like, I'm gonna have a baby just to 0:48:51.080 --> 0:48:53.759 like fuck around and see how far I can take 0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:56.759 like lying and like borderline abusing it until like I 0:48:56.800 --> 0:49:00.400 get Gypsy Yeah, And so I was remember I was 0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:02.120 telling Donta. I was like, I'm just gonna tell the kid. 0:49:02.239 --> 0:49:04.640 It's this is so fucked up, but like it's literally 0:49:04.680 --> 0:49:07.120 what Gypsy Rose mom did to her. But I literally 0:49:07.200 --> 0:49:08.440 told Dante. I was like, oh, I'm gonna have a 0:49:08.520 --> 0:49:10.640 kid and like convince it it can't use its legs 0:49:11.040 --> 0:49:13.040 and like be like no, you can't walk like the 0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:15.839 doctor said so, and like get fake doctors to tell 0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:17.719 it this information. And then I was like and then 0:49:17.800 --> 0:49:20.640 one day I'm like a little lenient and I'm like, okay, fine, 0:49:20.800 --> 0:49:22.680 you can invite a friend over. And then like the 0:49:22.719 --> 0:49:24.120 friends are all hanging out in the room with my 0:49:24.239 --> 0:49:26.080 kid and they're like, have you ever even tried to 0:49:26.120 --> 0:49:28.160 stand up, and my kid's like, no, my mom always 0:49:28.160 --> 0:49:29.640 told me I couldn't, and like the friends are like, 0:49:29.880 --> 0:49:31.839 just try. And then I walk in on the kids 0:49:31.920 --> 0:49:33.600 standing and I freaked the fuck out, and I'm like, 0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:37.839 and yeah, that's a really fucked up thing I said 0:49:37.880 --> 0:49:40.120 as a fifteen yarm amongst a lot of things. But 0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:41.800 it's okay because at least I didn't do it. 0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:43.839 Yeah, yeah, I mean there's still time. 0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:47.560 Yeah, there's I'm that's that's in my thirties, I enter 0:49:47.640 --> 0:49:49.919 my what's the name of gypsy, like the thing munch 0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:52.360 Housen synd I'm going to enter my munch house and 0:49:52.520 --> 0:49:55.360 syndrome in my thirties and my like mid thirties. 0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:59.320 You could just do that to me. You could like 0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:03.200 that you you are, You could know we could take 0:50:03.280 --> 0:50:04.520 over the fucking world together. 0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:07.800 Everybody has seen you move, bitch, what are you about 0:50:07.840 --> 0:50:08.160 to take? 0:50:08.280 --> 0:50:12.040 I could get in a car wrect, I could get 0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:15.160 in a car wreck. I mentioned in the last episode 0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:16.719 that I've seen a lot of people die, and I 0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:19.239 feel like not people don't believe me, but I have 0:50:19.320 --> 0:50:20.719 seen a lot of people die. I think I have 0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:23.160 an omen Oh my god. 0:50:23.360 --> 0:50:25.960 Like we were almost done with this episode. You like 0:50:26.080 --> 0:50:28.640 could not you couldn't not squeeze. 0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:30.840 It in No, because I just thought about it. I 0:50:30.960 --> 0:50:36.839 was like, I have seen a lot of death, Like, Okay, 0:50:36.920 --> 0:50:38.840 I won't get into it, but oh, I. 0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:42.200 Know what you're gonna mention your life text. 0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:45.520 To me, I'll save it. No, No, not even that one. 0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:47.879 I forgot about that one. I have like three more 0:50:47.960 --> 0:50:50.480 deaths that literally happened in front of me, one when 0:50:50.520 --> 0:50:52.880 I was nine, dude. Actually two of them happened in 0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:55.239 the same fucking year when I was like nine years old, 0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:58.880 and I remember them so fucking vividly, Like I'm not 0:50:58.960 --> 0:51:02.120 kidding this close like people dying in front of me. 0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:05.399 Oh my, personally, I haven't experienced that, which is why 0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:07.960 I'm not kidding. People don't believe me when I say 0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:10.920 I'm like butt fuck stupid, but it's by choice. Like 0:51:11.080 --> 0:51:13.040 I do a really good job at turning my fucking 0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:15.200 brain off, like I said in the last episode, Like 0:51:15.600 --> 0:51:19.759 it's usually on like autopilot mode, and then sometimes I 0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:21.719 have to spark my brain up with like on some 0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:24.160 like plugging your car in and rubbing the engine, like 0:51:24.239 --> 0:51:25.759 that's what I have to do to my literal brain 0:51:26.080 --> 0:51:28.560 to get myself to have certain conversations. But for the 0:51:28.640 --> 0:51:31.239 most part, I'm just on autopilot and I couldn't care less. 0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:35.359 I'm so like disconnected from my own reality. Like it's 0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:36.520 a big fat joke to me. 0:51:36.680 --> 0:51:39.799 I'm trying so hard to enter my NPC era where 0:51:39.840 --> 0:51:43.600 I just like exist in I'm just a background character 0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:46.440 in everybody else's life. It's just like so hard for 0:51:46.560 --> 0:51:48.719 me to do that, so hard for me not to 0:51:48.760 --> 0:51:49.520 be the main character. 0:51:50.040 --> 0:51:51.960 Everyone thinking they're the fucking main character. 0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:53.640 That's a fucking dizzy girl. 0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:55.439 I didn't see you at the grocery store. I don't 0:51:55.440 --> 0:51:56.279 care what you were wearing. 0:51:57.360 --> 0:51:58.920 I didn't fucking but you saw me. 0:52:00.400 --> 0:52:03.320 I saw you because you won't shut the punk up exactly. 0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:05.399 I will say, I don't think I'm the main character, 0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:07.320 but I do like when people look at me in public, 0:52:07.480 --> 0:52:10.160 like I love screaming in public and being annoying in public. 0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:13.400 Like there, I'm not kidding. Nothing beats that feeling. I 0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:15.960 don't even like if someone told me, okay, you could 0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:18.560 either never have sex again in your life or you 0:52:18.640 --> 0:52:21.520 could never scream and shout and be obnoxious in public, 0:52:21.960 --> 0:52:24.600 I'd be like, all right, I'm turning my celibacy era 0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:27.640 wing bot can take it from here. I'll be okay 0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:29.560 because I love screaming in public. 0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:34.400 Josh's sex robot theory. If everybody had a sex robot, 0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:35.480 life would be so much better. 0:52:36.400 --> 0:52:38.600 Oh my god, I won't go into it. I'm like, 0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:41.640 let me stop talking about sex so that, like our podcast, 0:52:41.680 --> 0:52:46.360 doesn't it fully demoid? Yeah? I say the S words 0:52:46.400 --> 0:52:48.680 so much that like the podcast. At this point, things 0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:52.520 were like having like an s positive like debate every 0:52:52.560 --> 0:52:53.520 time we get on here. 0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:58.800 It is interesting how the iPhone thirteen is released and 0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:00.840 they got a little slick with it. Apple got a 0:53:00.880 --> 0:53:06.440 little slick with it. But it's interesting how six months 0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:10.600 after the iPhone thirteen was released, my phone is now 0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:11.399 buggy as shit. 0:53:11.840 --> 0:53:14.919 You and every other dumb fuck on the internet says 0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:16.120 that shit, but it's true. 0:53:16.200 --> 0:53:16.759 It's true. 0:53:16.840 --> 0:53:19.480 All of my apps are crashing, all of my asps 0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:23.120 fucking crash. Now. I never once has my has TikTok 0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:25.719 or Instagram or anything fucking crash on my phone, and 0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:26.840 now they're all crashing. 0:53:27.040 --> 0:53:28.600 When's the last time you updated your phone? 0:53:29.040 --> 0:53:30.600 Like I want to say. 0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:34.880 Exactly, like that's your own fault. That's not a thing. 0:53:34.960 --> 0:53:37.160 I hate that theory. I'm like, y'all are fucking dumb. 0:53:37.600 --> 0:53:41.319 You'll it'll come, it'll I think that actually was proven true. 0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:43.680 I think how about this, people get off your fucking phone. 0:53:43.920 --> 0:53:46.800 Okay, it was proven true, right, that they literally throttle 0:53:46.840 --> 0:53:47.800 your phone on purpose. 0:53:48.400 --> 0:53:51.880 Yeah, it was proven. But I think there's like a 0:53:52.040 --> 0:53:56.320 weird nuance to it where when your battery gets older, 0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:02.000 the iPhone will throttle the CPU so that it doesn't 0:54:02.080 --> 0:54:03.840 die faster or something like that. 0:54:04.000 --> 0:54:04.239 Was the. 0:54:05.960 --> 0:54:08.080 Oh it's true. 0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:10.920 No, I still believe that. It's like it's like when 0:54:11.040 --> 0:54:14.279 someone shows you like a car, or like someone you 0:54:14.360 --> 0:54:16.279 know gets a certain model of a car, and now 0:54:16.360 --> 0:54:18.080 all of a sudden, when you're driving, you notice that 0:54:18.200 --> 0:54:20.439 car a lot more and you feel like you're seeing 0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:22.600 it a lot more. But it's because it was pointed out. 0:54:22.440 --> 0:54:26.040 To you that me and my schizophrenic era, I was 0:54:26.120 --> 0:54:26.640 literally in my. 0:54:26.640 --> 0:54:29.040 Schizophrenic era, was being gangstock. 0:54:29.400 --> 0:54:32.040 So dude, I'm not kidding. Every time I saw a 0:54:32.160 --> 0:54:34.320 car with a head light out on the right side. 0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:37.000 Okay, I love you with all my heart, but sometimes 0:54:37.040 --> 0:54:38.320 you do shit like that, and I'm like, if you 0:54:38.400 --> 0:54:39.920 were my kid, I would smack you so hard on 0:54:39.960 --> 0:54:41.040 the back of the head because. 0:54:40.840 --> 0:54:42.760 I genuinely thought I was being followed. 0:54:42.920 --> 0:54:45.080 You want a problem so bad, bitch, I'm gonna give 0:54:45.080 --> 0:54:47.560 you a fucking problem. Like Drew is so annoying, and 0:54:47.680 --> 0:54:52.200 he'll like, he'll be in the car with me. Oh, 0:54:52.640 --> 0:54:55.239 I see this light all the time, so I'm gonna 0:54:55.239 --> 0:54:57.799 fucking like we're gonna crash. I'm driving, Bitch, to keep 0:54:57.840 --> 0:55:00.680 that shit to yourself, Like the fuck are you talking about? Also, 0:55:00.960 --> 0:55:03.279 of course you see it. You're you're doing nothing. You're 0:55:03.400 --> 0:55:06.279 like sitting in my passenger seat borders shit, and like 0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:07.960 you use your phone for like thirty minutes. 0:55:08.560 --> 0:55:11.400 But we're not talking about those rainbow lights right outside 0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:12.080 our house on the. 0:55:12.120 --> 0:55:14.560 Fucking I will say, I don't know what that is, 0:55:14.600 --> 0:55:15.200 and I don't know that. 0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:16.319 It's eerie though. 0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:18.200 Oh I remember one time I got into a really 0:55:18.280 --> 0:55:21.800 really big, like debate with someone I knew, like a 0:55:21.880 --> 0:55:25.440 few years ago about privacy and like, I don't give 0:55:25.480 --> 0:55:27.960 a fuck about my I don't care are like I'm 0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:29.400 literally a public figure. 0:55:29.360 --> 0:55:32.040 Lost all my data. I don't give yeah, sell my data, look. 0:55:31.960 --> 0:55:33.920 At my tits, look at my couchie, Like I don't care, 0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:35.280 Like I literally don't. 0:55:35.160 --> 0:55:37.359 Care, Like I'm doing nothing wrong. Why should I care? 0:55:37.560 --> 0:55:41.160 Yeah, Like I'm not laundering money, I'm not like looking 0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:43.399 at shit I shouldn't be looking at if you want 0:55:43.440 --> 0:55:45.960 to like stalk me, like the FBI agent behind my camera, 0:55:46.040 --> 0:55:47.840 Where the fuck the dumb joke y'all make is like, 0:55:48.239 --> 0:55:49.839 go ahead, you gonna see me taking a fast shit. 0:55:49.960 --> 0:55:52.440 You're gonna see me like watching tiktoks. You're gonna see 0:55:52.520 --> 0:55:54.680 me like using my phone in the shower sometimes because 0:55:54.719 --> 0:55:55.960 I'm a fucking lunatic. 0:55:56.480 --> 0:55:58.480 The Kodak video of him live in a shower and 0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:00.480 it falls into the bottom of showering. You see, it's 0:56:00.520 --> 0:56:04.760 fucking gucc and Wiener. That shit is the funniest fucking 0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:07.680 thing I've ever seen in my life. And then it's 0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:09.400 just like slagging out kind. 0:56:09.239 --> 0:56:11.759 Of, but yeah, I remember that. And then like the 0:56:11.840 --> 0:56:13.640 person I was arguing with god really mad and they 0:56:13.680 --> 0:56:14.960 were like, I want my privacy and I was like, 0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:17.319 you're fucking boring, like no one cares to look at 0:56:17.320 --> 0:56:18.200 what you're looking at. 0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:20.560 Like dude, and we were in the middle of I 0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:22.960 do need to educate myself on that more, because like 0:56:23.239 --> 0:56:25.839 when people are like you need like they're taking away 0:56:25.880 --> 0:56:28.399 your privacy, Like what are they taking away? 0:56:28.640 --> 0:56:28.680 That? 0:56:28.880 --> 0:56:31.720 Like is not like I don't I don't get the conversation. 0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:34.120 Yeah, I guess maybe maybe I'm uneducated, But again, I 0:56:34.400 --> 0:56:36.960 like that. I like the simplicity that my little like 0:56:37.040 --> 0:56:37.920 fucking age. 0:56:37.760 --> 0:56:41.279 You're just another cog in the machine and you're a 0:56:41.440 --> 0:56:42.439 pawn in their game. 0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:44.440 I can buy my cute little clothes and go on 0:56:44.560 --> 0:56:47.080 deep hop and like distract myself and like do my 0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:48.000 little tasks like. 0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:51.200 You're upon in their capitalistic And then they. 0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:53.000 Were like they were like it's not okay that like, 0:56:53.600 --> 0:56:56.239 oh they were taking the take, which like for them, 0:56:56.520 --> 0:56:59.200 they like. I think the reason this argument pissed me 0:56:59.239 --> 0:57:00.920 off is because they didn't care about it for like 0:57:00.960 --> 0:57:03.080 any other reason that they were just like being annoying 0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:05.560 and they were like, but I want my privacy. I'm like, girl, 0:57:05.640 --> 0:57:07.040 you're like white, what the fuck are you scared of? 0:57:07.200 --> 0:57:09.279 Like you don't need your privacy? Oh, because they were like, oh, 0:57:09.760 --> 0:57:12.600 there's like surveillance cameras on every corner now and like 0:57:12.880 --> 0:57:15.560 cameras when you walk into restaurants, And I was like, literally, 0:57:16.320 --> 0:57:18.280 that's not affecting me, Like I don't care, like I 0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:20.080 would post a TikTok in here anyway, So why the 0:57:20.120 --> 0:57:21.280 fuck do I care? Like why are we having this 0:57:21.320 --> 0:57:22.040 conversation like they. 0:57:22.000 --> 0:57:23.640 Want their privacy in the off chance that they do 0:57:23.720 --> 0:57:25.560 commit a crime. Like I'm confused, Like why do you 0:57:25.760 --> 0:57:27.480 care if those cameras filming you all the time? 0:57:27.760 --> 0:57:29.600 Like I'm like, it's not like you're saying like, oh, 0:57:29.880 --> 0:57:31.960 like I'm worried because there are some people who like 0:57:32.120 --> 0:57:35.480 have to steal to live, and like now with the technology, 0:57:35.520 --> 0:57:37.280 it's like not even that argument. It's just like I 0:57:37.400 --> 0:57:39.640 want I don't want to be seen. I'm like, girl, 0:57:39.680 --> 0:57:43.160 no one's looking anyway, like congrats, like no one cares. 0:57:43.960 --> 0:57:47.440 But yeah, that's my take. I'm sure there's one of 0:57:47.480 --> 0:57:49.600 you big brain bitches out there who can like explain 0:57:49.920 --> 0:57:50.560 why it's bad. 0:57:51.160 --> 0:57:53.439 How about you do that but in a nice, non 0:57:53.520 --> 0:57:55.920 condescending way. How about we try that for once. How 0:57:55.920 --> 0:57:58.600 about we try educating each other in a non condescending, 0:57:58.680 --> 0:58:02.040 asshole fucking bitch way. I'm tired of like literally like 0:58:02.680 --> 0:58:07.120 like saying one thing wrong and then everyone being fucking 0:58:07.200 --> 0:58:09.720 assholes about it. I'm like, okay, how about you just 0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:11.760 say it like oh, actually this was like kind of 0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:15.280 like wrong, like don't say that, say this. 0:58:15.680 --> 0:58:19.320 Well, no, because the internet it's a moral yeah, it 0:58:19.400 --> 0:58:20.880 is a moral game. And it's black and white and 0:58:20.920 --> 0:58:23.760 there is no middle context exactly either this or that, 0:58:23.880 --> 0:58:26.480 and no one fucking cares. And you know what, y'all 0:58:26.520 --> 0:58:29.440 can play that game. But once my iPhone screen locks, 0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:30.880 it's all gone. 0:58:30.960 --> 0:58:34.040 Babe, I'm not on Twitter anymore. I'm not on Twitter anymore. 0:58:34.120 --> 0:58:34.640 It's gone. 0:58:34.880 --> 0:58:36.600 I'm like, you know what, I don't I don't have 0:58:36.720 --> 0:58:39.680 to look at what you're saying. I'm locking my iPhone 0:58:39.720 --> 0:58:39.960 right now. 0:58:40.320 --> 0:58:41.600 Lock, dude. 0:58:41.640 --> 0:58:43.560 That's the funniest thing about arguing on the Internet is 0:58:43.640 --> 0:58:46.959 literally like it's like hanging up on a It's not real. 0:58:47.640 --> 0:58:48.479 It's not real. 0:58:48.640 --> 0:58:51.120 Who was saying? Oh h that girl col A Monkey 0:58:51.360 --> 0:58:53.120 like always says that. And I think it's so funny 0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:56.000 and such a like blissful take as like a young person, 0:58:56.040 --> 0:58:58.600 because I feel like now young I feel bad for 0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:01.560 young people because of course, there are the pros to 0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:04.360 being educated, like highly educated at that age, so you 0:59:04.400 --> 0:59:07.040 don't make mistakes a lot of us made as younger people, 0:59:07.320 --> 0:59:09.960 and you're like well educated. But to a certain extent. 0:59:10.040 --> 0:59:12.439 A lot of it is like this, like deep deep 0:59:12.640 --> 0:59:17.120 rage for like moral hierarchy that young people shouldn't have 0:59:17.280 --> 0:59:19.600 because especially as a young person like you have not 0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:23.000 experienced nearly enough to have played the game in real 0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:25.720 life of like learning rights and wrongs and learning what 0:59:25.840 --> 0:59:27.720 makes you feel good, what makes other people feel good 0:59:27.840 --> 0:59:30.120 or bad or blah blah blah blah, and cola Monkey 0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:33.640 is always like jokingly but like obviously seriously being like 0:59:34.040 --> 0:59:36.640 y'all are so fucking annoying and angry on my phone, 0:59:36.720 --> 0:59:38.960 Like you're literally on my iPhone like I can, like 0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:41.400 I can just lock it, and then you are silent, 0:59:41.600 --> 0:59:44.320 like you like this isn't real, Like you'all have to 0:59:44.440 --> 0:59:47.200 like just like stop, and I'm like that is literally it, 0:59:47.360 --> 0:59:49.920 Like I can make I can delete this app and 0:59:50.000 --> 0:59:53.760 you're fully destroyed, like you're like you don't exist anymore. 0:59:53.960 --> 0:59:59.040 My life has gotten so much fucking better, like ever 0:59:59.160 --> 1:00:01.800 since I realized that, like the Internet does not matter, 1:00:02.280 --> 1:00:02.880 it doesn't matter. 1:00:03.040 --> 1:00:05.840 It's not real, No, it's not even like I'm like 1:00:06.040 --> 1:00:10.080 this is like for fun and it's fun. And of 1:00:10.160 --> 1:00:13.760 course I learned things here and I further educate myself here. 1:00:13.960 --> 1:00:15.960 But the last thing I'm gonna do is have a 1:00:16.040 --> 1:00:17.040 stranger yell at me. 1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:19.880 You know what's terrifying is I thought the Internet was tiny, 1:00:20.000 --> 1:00:22.680 but then I like, like just like try, like did 1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:27.400 some research and over I think it's like sixty percent 1:00:27.560 --> 1:00:31.080 of humans on Earth have accessed the Internet in the 1:00:31.200 --> 1:00:31.680 last year. 1:00:31.960 --> 1:00:34.440 But really it's like also the argument of like a 1:00:34.520 --> 1:00:37.240 lot of the energy that you can carry out online, 1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:39.800 like it just doesn't translate to real life because humans 1:00:39.840 --> 1:00:42.720 don't talk to each other like that. Yeah, you will 1:00:42.800 --> 1:00:45.320 find that people in real life are a lot more 1:00:45.560 --> 1:00:47.560 careful with the way they talk to other people because 1:00:47.560 --> 1:00:51.240 it's a lot different when you're like trying to verbalize 1:00:51.360 --> 1:00:54.480 a lot of this stuff to the face of someone else. Like, 1:00:56.040 --> 1:00:59.080 unless you're a fucking psychopath, most people, if they're saying 1:00:59.160 --> 1:01:02.720 something to someone and it's obviously building physical fucking discomfort, 1:01:03.040 --> 1:01:06.480 you stop and you like reevaluate how you're carrying yourself 1:01:06.520 --> 1:01:09.840 with other people. But other than that, the Internet is fun. 1:01:11.320 --> 1:01:13.960 It can be fun. Is a great plate. 1:01:14.160 --> 1:01:16.960 It's like the saying everything is good in moderation, and 1:01:17.000 --> 1:01:20.760 that's how I feel out the internet, and I love who. 1:01:20.640 --> 1:01:22.240 I just so bad they want to be put in 1:01:22.400 --> 1:01:24.480 the metaverse already, Like I don't give a shit, Like 1:01:24.600 --> 1:01:28.200 everybody's so anti metaverse. I'm like, fucking beat me up please, 1:01:28.400 --> 1:01:31.200 Like I'm done in this physical body. That's fair. 1:01:31.400 --> 1:01:33.320 The thing is you're gonna be in a physical body 1:01:33.440 --> 1:01:36.040 like they're they're gonna put big heavy goggles on you 1:01:36.120 --> 1:01:37.720 that are gonna hurt your head, and you're like, oh, 1:01:37.880 --> 1:01:38.760 like I need to take this off. 1:01:39.520 --> 1:01:42.400 We'll be uploaded into the cloud, not in lifetime, in 1:01:42.440 --> 1:01:45.680 our lifetime, yeah, we will. It's growing so quickly. 1:01:46.000 --> 1:01:47.919 It's like I just feel really nice. 1:01:47.920 --> 1:01:49.560 Your link is already happening. 1:01:50.160 --> 1:01:52.200 It's like it's gonna be you and like every other 1:01:52.320 --> 1:01:55.040 white dude who's like, way to invest it in VR 1:01:55.200 --> 1:01:57.959 and like, actually, you know what, never mind. If that's 1:01:58.120 --> 1:01:59.720 I'm like, that is good. If we could like just 1:02:00.400 --> 1:02:02.680 all like the white dudes who are like really into 1:02:02.800 --> 1:02:05.480 finance and like crypto and shit into a different world 1:02:05.520 --> 1:02:07.800 where I never have to like see them again, that 1:02:08.120 --> 1:02:09.920 actually might be one of the best things times. 1:02:10.040 --> 1:02:12.120 Actually, hell's I. 1:02:12.200 --> 1:02:14.120 Know, I'm like all of them and the only y'all 1:02:14.160 --> 1:02:16.000 are like I want to go there, ain't no bitches 1:02:16.040 --> 1:02:17.200 there go have fun. 1:02:17.280 --> 1:02:17.360 Like. 1:02:18.880 --> 1:02:22.840 You fucking y'all need to worry about, yeah, uploading some 1:02:22.920 --> 1:02:27.600 bitches into your consciousness. But yeah, maybe that'll be good 1:02:27.600 --> 1:02:29.880 because I would love to stay here in real life, 1:02:29.920 --> 1:02:33.160 into my shopping in real life. I just don't, girl, 1:02:33.240 --> 1:02:35.520 shut the fuck up. I just yeah, no one can. 1:02:35.560 --> 1:02:38.120 You couldn't pay me money to like convince me about 1:02:38.160 --> 1:02:41.320 virtual reality. I just like, again, maybe it's because I'm 1:02:41.360 --> 1:02:43.760 just not educated, but like I've tried to be educated 1:02:43.800 --> 1:02:47.400 about it. I literally like, there's not I don't want 1:02:47.400 --> 1:02:49.480 to go anywhere that Mark Zuckerberg is telling me I 1:02:49.520 --> 1:02:51.960 should go. That is the last place I'm going, like. 1:02:53.400 --> 1:02:56.280 And I just think it's an inevitable future and not 1:02:56.400 --> 1:02:56.919 in my time. 1:02:57.000 --> 1:03:01.040 It's like, I'm also sorry, I just don't believe that 1:03:01.120 --> 1:03:02.480 that's gonna like be a thing in our life. 1:03:02.480 --> 1:03:06.280 Actually it is a capitalistic healthscape. And I just want 1:03:06.320 --> 1:03:08.040 to make it clear that I don't actually want to 1:03:08.080 --> 1:03:12.120 be uploaded into the fucking metaverse. I'm just joking, but 1:03:13.280 --> 1:03:14.680 I do want the neuralink in sull them. 1:03:14.760 --> 1:03:16.280 I'm gonna say, you kind of do want that. 1:03:16.600 --> 1:03:18.360 I want the neuralink, but like. 1:03:18.560 --> 1:03:20.640 Isn't that just gonna lead to the like being in 1:03:20.680 --> 1:03:22.040 a virtual reality. 1:03:22.640 --> 1:03:23.880 Maybe we'll see. 1:03:24.080 --> 1:03:24.960 I also just don't. 1:03:25.000 --> 1:03:27.080 I just don't care because I'm like, it's just not. 1:03:27.240 --> 1:03:29.680 Accessible to like most people. So I'm like, how is 1:03:29.680 --> 1:03:30.240 that the future? 1:03:31.440 --> 1:03:34.480 We'll figure it out a way. Capitalism always wins. 1:03:35.680 --> 1:03:38.200 Not in my books. Not in my books, pipes. I'm 1:03:38.240 --> 1:03:40.800 actually did you all know that? I solely me I'm 1:03:40.960 --> 1:03:45.240 gonna destroy capitalism soon. Actually, yeah, a part of my 1:03:45.320 --> 1:03:48.360 lobotomy plan, there is a capitalism plan like tied into that. 1:03:49.160 --> 1:03:51.160 The lobotomies do have to come first, which is like 1:03:51.240 --> 1:03:54.720 pretty obnoxious, especially because like two and two on the lobotomy, 1:03:54.760 --> 1:03:58.520 I do have to engage in capitalism because obviously I don't. 1:03:58.600 --> 1:03:59.880 I don't have the equipment. 1:03:59.920 --> 1:04:02.800 Means you could crowdfund it with every other Yeah, but. 1:04:02.840 --> 1:04:05.000 I would like the lobotomies to be done by a 1:04:05.080 --> 1:04:05.800 professional like. 1:04:07.600 --> 1:04:07.640 Me. 1:04:07.720 --> 1:04:12.120 Shouldn't be committing the lobotomies a crowd fund. Oh, we 1:04:12.240 --> 1:04:15.640 could do a crowd fund, not a go fund me, 1:04:15.760 --> 1:04:18.920 a kickstarter for I'll have someone create like a lobotomy 1:04:19.000 --> 1:04:22.120 machine and then we could do a kickstarter for that 1:04:22.480 --> 1:04:25.960 and then like have it ready and we'll go from there. 1:04:26.120 --> 1:04:31.440 I'll figure it out. But the next and you destroy capitalism. 1:04:31.240 --> 1:04:38.600 Utopia coming soon. Yeah, there's no utopia under capitalism. We'll 1:04:38.720 --> 1:04:43.400 end it on that. Let's do some questions from the Patreon. 1:04:44.720 --> 1:04:50.240 Okay, Mama asks favorite Arewon products? 1:04:51.200 --> 1:04:56.440 Oh hey, that's such a mean question to like answer, 1:04:56.560 --> 1:05:00.880 because like Arawan's are only in la alright, I think. 1:05:02.600 --> 1:05:03.400 New York soon. 1:05:03.760 --> 1:05:08.040 Oh I'm moving the way. That was literally a concern 1:05:08.080 --> 1:05:09.480 of ours. We were like, wait, if we moved here, 1:05:09.480 --> 1:05:11.760 we wouldn't have Airwon anymore, though, Like that was a 1:05:11.840 --> 1:05:12.560 genuine concern. 1:05:13.240 --> 1:05:17.880 I like, uh, the buffalo cauliflower and the macaroni and 1:05:17.960 --> 1:05:20.800 cheese from the hot case, and then also the all 1:05:20.840 --> 1:05:21.880 the little mini shots. 1:05:22.920 --> 1:05:27.560 Yeah, all the juices are really good. But one thing 1:05:27.600 --> 1:05:30.280 I really liked that I never see anymore. And I 1:05:30.320 --> 1:05:32.040 don't know if I always go there where it's sold 1:05:32.080 --> 1:05:34.000 out because when it's sold out, because I'll see that 1:05:34.080 --> 1:05:35.920 the sign is still lot for. But they had the 1:05:36.040 --> 1:05:40.280 kelp pesto pasta that was so fucking good and I 1:05:40.520 --> 1:05:43.240 haven't seen it for a long time and that's really upsetting. 1:05:43.440 --> 1:05:47.520 And the Asian chicken salad they do. I want to 1:05:47.520 --> 1:05:48.120 go buy another one. 1:05:49.160 --> 1:05:54.360 I'm gonna have my macrobiotic salad today. For lunch, and 1:05:54.480 --> 1:05:56.880 it's gonna change everything for me. It's gonna put my 1:05:56.960 --> 1:05:57.640 day upside down. 1:05:57.720 --> 1:05:57.800 Oh. 1:05:57.880 --> 1:06:00.280 Also, if you have like an issue with wait, I'm 1:06:00.280 --> 1:06:06.280 gonna grab it out of the fridge. Actually, this one's 1:06:06.360 --> 1:06:08.160 so old and I don't even think I could like 1:06:08.240 --> 1:06:11.200 take it. But I'm sure they sell this other places. 1:06:11.480 --> 1:06:14.160 But I'm sure I've talked about it on the podcast before. 1:06:14.280 --> 1:06:15.560 Is how I have like a big issue with my 1:06:15.600 --> 1:06:18.439 stomach hurting really fucking bad after I eat certain things 1:06:18.440 --> 1:06:23.280 and bloating up like really poorly. This thing alo her 1:06:23.560 --> 1:06:29.080 herbal stomach formula. I think it has like marshmallow root. Yeah, 1:06:29.200 --> 1:06:33.320 so it's like specifically marshmallow root, peppermint leaf, chemameal leaf, 1:06:33.680 --> 1:06:36.160 mirage leaf, ginger root. It's like a bunch of shit, 1:06:36.320 --> 1:06:38.840 but it's the marshmallow root that stops the bloating and 1:06:38.960 --> 1:06:42.360 stops your stomach from hurting. And this shit fucking works 1:06:42.480 --> 1:06:44.480 Like there was a guy. And then I have marshmallow 1:06:44.560 --> 1:06:46.800 root vitamins that I got from Mariwan to or like 1:06:46.920 --> 1:06:50.920 little capsules that are like they're supposed to be tombs, 1:06:51.040 --> 1:06:57.080 but natural and they work just like Tom's And then 1:06:57.120 --> 1:06:58.760 you don't have to take tombs and like ruin, you're 1:06:58.840 --> 1:07:02.240 like liver lining and like kidneys with tombs. 1:07:02.560 --> 1:07:09.160 Oh ding on tombs and there's did you know that's 1:07:09.160 --> 1:07:10.920 the thing. You can take too many tombs and like 1:07:12.080 --> 1:07:17.160 your you become too basic, like your acidity levels. It's 1:07:17.240 --> 1:07:18.640 like there's a word for it. 1:07:19.200 --> 1:07:21.400 I will say, when I take tombs instead of these 1:07:21.520 --> 1:07:24.480 natural ones, my acid reflux is really bad after taking 1:07:24.520 --> 1:07:27.880 a thumbs like like I'll take it to like subdue 1:07:27.920 --> 1:07:29.600 the acid reflex, but then the next two days my 1:07:29.640 --> 1:07:31.960 acid reflux is like even worse. Oh yeah, but that's 1:07:32.000 --> 1:07:32.440 my answer. 1:07:35.120 --> 1:07:38.640 So asks what made joall move to Los Angeles? 1:07:40.440 --> 1:07:45.120 Mistake? Work? Yeah, literally, work work, and I used to 1:07:45.280 --> 1:07:45.800 love it here. 1:07:47.200 --> 1:07:48.560 Yeah we just had that conversation. 1:07:49.320 --> 1:07:52.520 Yeah, but oh we had it in real life. 1:07:52.600 --> 1:07:57.720 Yeah yeah, just work. And all my friends are moving, 1:07:57.840 --> 1:07:59.560 like all my internet friends are moving, and I was like, 1:08:00.560 --> 1:08:03.120 I am probably gonna only have this opportunity once in 1:08:03.160 --> 1:08:06.040 my fucking lifetime. I can always go back to college 1:08:06.080 --> 1:08:08.480 if I really need to. I'm just gonna take this 1:08:08.560 --> 1:08:11.560 opportunity and see where it takes me. And so far, 1:08:11.680 --> 1:08:12.040 so good. 1:08:12.520 --> 1:08:14.560 Yeah, literally that was it for me too. And then 1:08:14.600 --> 1:08:16.120 I did love it because I was like, Oh, it's 1:08:16.160 --> 1:08:20.040 like the non human humid version of Miami in terms 1:08:20.080 --> 1:08:22.680 of weather, and I was like, that's like amazing. But 1:08:22.800 --> 1:08:24.679 now the weather scares the fuck out of me because 1:08:24.680 --> 1:08:26.720 every day feels the same and I feel like I'm 1:08:26.880 --> 1:08:29.479 losing my mind. I also want to clarify when we 1:08:29.680 --> 1:08:31.800 say we don't like LA, it's not on like the 1:08:31.960 --> 1:08:35.120 usual influencer shit where it's like I'm some privileged white 1:08:35.160 --> 1:08:37.960 person who moved into like a very like abundantly cultural 1:08:38.040 --> 1:08:40.160 city and I'm like, everyone here is fake. I fucking 1:08:40.240 --> 1:08:42.320 hate it when I'm actually just talking about like the 1:08:42.400 --> 1:08:46.320 other white people in entertainment. I'm very cognizant of the 1:08:46.360 --> 1:08:48.920 fact that LA rocks, but I just don't think it's 1:08:48.960 --> 1:08:49.160 for me. 1:08:49.560 --> 1:08:53.920 Yeah. I need seasons, I need isolation, I need grass. 1:08:54.840 --> 1:08:57.639 Yeah, I literally just need seasons. I'm like, I can't, 1:08:57.760 --> 1:08:59.560 like every day feels the same and I'm losing my 1:08:59.680 --> 1:09:02.200 fuck mind. But yeah, that's that's our. 1:09:02.280 --> 1:09:06.920 Lad Megan asks advice for being in a creative rut. 1:09:08.760 --> 1:09:11.280 Girl, if you find out, let me know. 1:09:13.840 --> 1:09:16.400 I think, just don't put pressure on it. It'll pass. 1:09:16.760 --> 1:09:18.519 That's like kind of it, you shall pass. 1:09:18.680 --> 1:09:20.600 Yeah, it's just like, the more pressure you put on it, 1:09:20.680 --> 1:09:23.479 almost the deeper you'll dig yourself into the rut, because 1:09:23.520 --> 1:09:26.879 then you'll start to feel really like upset with yourself 1:09:27.000 --> 1:09:30.240 and resentful towards yourself because you're not creating anything, and 1:09:30.360 --> 1:09:32.560 that'll only keep you down longer. And if you just 1:09:32.640 --> 1:09:35.880 kind of like let go, go out, go experience things, 1:09:36.120 --> 1:09:39.320 you'll find inspiration outside of your room where I'm sure 1:09:39.400 --> 1:09:42.480 you're like trying to rack your brain for some inspiration. 1:09:43.160 --> 1:09:46.679 Yeah, that's actually a good, like, go experience fucking life. 1:09:46.880 --> 1:09:48.800 I think we were just talking about that with Josh. 1:09:48.920 --> 1:09:52.160 Like literally, I think my most of my inspiration for 1:09:52.320 --> 1:09:54.600 anything I've ever done is just like literally going and 1:09:54.760 --> 1:09:58.120 fucking living instead of just being locked inside all day, 1:09:58.360 --> 1:10:00.920 yeah and working. So go experience in life? 1:10:03.280 --> 1:10:03.560 Is that it? 1:10:05.040 --> 1:10:05.240 Sir? 1:10:05.720 --> 1:10:12.760 Media media of the we e eek? What what is 1:10:12.800 --> 1:10:15.360 the Anthony thing? New videos? 1:10:15.439 --> 1:10:19.000 Ef we week e Low Anthony. I didn't actually ever 1:10:19.040 --> 1:10:20.240 watch the lot Anthony videos. 1:10:20.720 --> 1:10:22.080 I was a stan of low Anthony. 1:10:22.760 --> 1:10:24.680 Me and him got into beef once and I made 1:10:24.720 --> 1:10:26.639 fun of his crooked teeth, and I felt really bad 1:10:26.640 --> 1:10:29.240 about it because then we like became we like squashed the. 1:10:29.240 --> 1:10:36.520 Beef squashed the beef. Okay, I'm gonna go go first. 1:10:37.240 --> 1:10:42.680 Death Metal by Panchico, Where Did He Come From? By 1:10:43.040 --> 1:10:48.040 Sunday and you can Fly on My Aeroplane by We 1:10:49.080 --> 1:10:52.960 and also Mary Jane All Night Long, Mary Day Blige, 1:10:53.000 --> 1:10:55.200 because what a just classic, what a hit. 1:10:55.479 --> 1:10:59.120 What a certified emergency Intercolm. 1:10:59.400 --> 1:11:00.880 You know what's such a serve when you just like 1:11:00.960 --> 1:11:02.679 a bunch of songs and you don't make a playlist, 1:11:02.760 --> 1:11:04.880 but then you like listen to all your recently liked 1:11:04.960 --> 1:11:07.479 songs and they sound really good together and you're like, wow, 1:11:07.520 --> 1:11:08.920 I'm a genius and I. 1:11:08.960 --> 1:11:12.080 Don't even have to think about it. H Okay, moon 1:11:12.240 --> 1:11:24.599 Age Duster U mmm, well Circles Tourists uh and Summer 1:11:24.760 --> 1:11:28.200 Rained by Woa some and Young Wen Serve and. 1:11:28.200 --> 1:11:31.720 Then oh, actually, yesterday I binged the whole second part 1:11:31.760 --> 1:11:36.040 of season two Penn fifteen, one of the funniest shows ever. Yeah, 1:11:36.360 --> 1:11:38.920 such good fucking writing, Like all three of us were 1:11:38.920 --> 1:11:40.559 sitting there cracking the fuck. 1:11:40.400 --> 1:11:42.680 Up, Like it's just like I just know it was 1:11:42.760 --> 1:11:45.759 so fucking fun to write, and that's inspiring. 1:11:45.840 --> 1:11:49.760 And that's it for Media of the Week. I slay you, 1:11:49.880 --> 1:11:50.439 slay we all. 1:11:50.560 --> 1:11:53.240 Oh my Media of the week is the new Call 1:11:53.320 --> 1:11:57.840 of Duty war Zone map called there Come on people. 1:11:58.479 --> 1:12:00.640 If y'all knew how much Drew, who like sits in 1:12:00.720 --> 1:12:03.439 his room and plays Call of Duty, you would. 1:12:03.400 --> 1:12:06.760 It's not that much. It's like max two hours a day. 1:12:06.880 --> 1:12:09.880 No you the last, No, the last. The last two 1:12:09.960 --> 1:12:12.799 days have been a lot because the map that originally 1:12:12.800 --> 1:12:14.439 started war Zone was going away, and I was like 1:12:14.560 --> 1:12:16.479 getting kind of sentimental and emotional. So I was like, 1:12:16.680 --> 1:12:18.800 you know, like, I'm just gonna let myself be in play. 1:12:19.080 --> 1:12:21.000 But not every time I'm in my room, Am I 1:12:21.080 --> 1:12:26.519 playing for like four hours? Absolutely? Not, not every fucking time. 1:12:27.000 --> 1:12:29.439 There are times, yeah, but that's not every time. 1:12:29.520 --> 1:12:31.320 There are times when you're at war in your room 1:12:31.360 --> 1:12:32.960 for hours and I don't see you for the rest 1:12:33.000 --> 1:12:33.360 of the day. 1:12:34.360 --> 1:12:37.400 Yes, all right, that's it. 1:12:38.320 --> 1:12:41.280 Thank you so much for tapping into this episode. Tap 1:12:41.360 --> 1:12:44.160 tap tap tap tap tap that subscribe button. 1:12:45.800 --> 1:12:48.439 Chap that flow, all right,