Speaker 1: Okay, welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: I now have the urge to say, emergency inner Cuomo.
Speaker 2: I mean, is Governorent Cuomo? Is he is that New York?
Speaker 2: Did he resign or he stepped down?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He said it last episode. Didn't he get like called
Speaker 1: out for some like sus ship or am I tripping?
Speaker 1: That's a different There's too many politicians getting called out
Speaker 1: for some weird shit they do behind doors to keep up.
Speaker 2: There's too many people.
Speaker 1: I feel like today I look like like a girl
Speaker 1: who started using Tumblr. And then for like the holiday
Speaker 1: party at school, I was like, I'm not gonna wear
Speaker 1: a dress because women girls shouldn't be expected to always
Speaker 1: wear dress. I'm different, and I wear like a button
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, but I wear my red lipstick
Speaker 1: to feminize it. And I was in and I'm in
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift era.
Speaker 2: You are in a Taylor Swift era.
Speaker 1: I think everyone everyone's just having a dabble back into
Speaker 1: Taylor because good marketing. I guess it's not even marketing.
Speaker 1: It's like she literally had to rerecord her album. That's
Speaker 1: like not marketing, that's like hell, but you know what
Speaker 1: they worked out for her. I saw TikTok yesterday that
Speaker 1: I was talking about all the trademarks she owns and
Speaker 1: eighties insane she owns, like nineteen eighty nine she trademark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like, of course, like it's not like like I
Speaker 1: could call a shop technically like nineteen eighty nine or something.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, but like you can't. If you can't put
Speaker 1: that in an album, you can't make that your album title.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can make it like a song title.
Speaker 1: I saw something about backpacks. You can't put it in
Speaker 1: on a backpack.
Speaker 2: Fearless Taylor's version, Taylor's version ts Folklore levers Fest, A
Speaker 2: girl named the girl Swift Miss.
Speaker 1: Yeah Swift, Miss Swift six was one.
Speaker 2: I was like you station Swifties tale. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He Moji okay, I drew Moji coming very soon. Moji
Speaker 2: has been coming soon for four years. Drew Moji is
Speaker 2: dropping very soon, y'all. I'm really excited. It's in its
Speaker 2: final stages of development. It's coming soon. I just wanted
Speaker 2: to put that out.
Speaker 1: I actually randomly brought up Kemoji. Came up with a
Speaker 1: group of friends all the day and I brought up
Speaker 1: Drewmoji and they were all so confused. It was like
Speaker 1: a group of friends who like didn't know and I
Speaker 1: just I just showed the fidget to them and they go,
Speaker 1: oh okay.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's like the reaction i'd expect to get
Speaker 2: out of literally anybody who doesn't know who I am.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that is a lot of your life. It's like, hmm,
Speaker 1: I still can't believe the fucking rant you went on
Speaker 1: about aliens in the last episode.
Speaker 2: I rant about aliens. It was it about space. And see,
Speaker 2: now I'm triggered, and now I'm gonna be havingisential existential
Speaker 2: thoughts all day. So fall you know what, I'll just
Speaker 2: I'll keep my mouth shut. I'll keep my mouth shut.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna take a vow of silence on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I forgot I was taking a valis lence you.
Speaker 1: When was it that you took a vow of silence?
Speaker 1: And all of us were so annoyed.
Speaker 2: I don't know when was it or what was it?
Speaker 1: When was it?
Speaker 2: There was like a couple months ago. I just sat
Speaker 2: in the car silent, and I was like, I'm taking
Speaker 2: a vius vow of silence, and everyone was so pissed,
Speaker 2: and I was like, wow, man, like it really is incredible.
Speaker 2: It's it's insane how much value I add to the
Speaker 2: conversation because when I'm silent, everybody's mad that I'm silent
Speaker 2: because I'm just not.
Speaker 1: Okay, You're exaggerating the fuck out of it. We were
Speaker 1: all like, girl, fuck you, and we just kept talking
Speaker 1: and then at some point you enjoined the conversation.
Speaker 2: Well no, because it was like actual anger I felt
Speaker 2: directed at me. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: maybe I am being a little annoying, but.
Speaker 1: You were being so fucking annoyed because you weren't even
Speaker 1: taking a proper vowel of silence. You kept saying like,
Speaker 1: I'm in my vow of silence.
Speaker 2: I'm in my valot silence there right now, Like you
Speaker 2: can't talk to me, and like y'all would ask me
Speaker 2: questions and I would literally ignore you all, but I
Speaker 2: would I would answer them in my head.
Speaker 1: I literally think we were driving you somewhere you needed
Speaker 1: to go, and I think I was asking you questions
Speaker 1: about going there and you weren't answering it. And that's
Speaker 1: why I was pissing me off, because I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm literally taking you somewhere.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to a man in his silent era. That's
Speaker 2: all out. That did you learn that lesson?
Speaker 1: You know what needs top And what I learned is
Speaker 1: more men should enter a silent era because for that
Speaker 1: moment in time, I.
Speaker 2: Felt the world was a little more peaceful.
Speaker 1: I felt I knew people well.
Speaker 2: I think women and females should be more silent.
Speaker 1: Like, you know what's crazy is like growing up, I
Speaker 1: heard like female a lot, and like it was just
Speaker 1: so normal to me. Now as an adult, I'm like
Speaker 1: being called a female is like disrespectful. Yeah, like because
Speaker 1: someone made a good point on TikTok again, because that's
Speaker 1: where I get all my information and like, okay, can.
Speaker 2: I say something before it piggybacks off of that? Yes,
Speaker 2: I was telling Kai I forgot to say this in
Speaker 2: the last episode. But a lot of the time I
Speaker 2: will like be like, oh, I was like reading this article.
Speaker 2: Like I was reading this article and it was talking
Speaker 2: about this information and it's literally a TikTok, but I
Speaker 2: saw that was three minutes long. I don't I actually
Speaker 2: do read, but like I actually do read shit, but
Speaker 2: it just has more like behind it. If you say,
Speaker 2: like if you would say, oh, I heard it in
Speaker 2: the TikTok, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it immediately invalidates the information in some way. But
Speaker 1: you know, what I've realized is like gaining or garnering
Speaker 1: opinions and takes from TikTok is no different than like
Speaker 1: a lot of information we know is things friends have
Speaker 1: taught us and like told us. At least for me,
Speaker 1: that's like how I know a lot about it it,
Speaker 1: well know a lot about a lot of things is
Speaker 1: through friends. So like TikTok is in that different, except
Speaker 1: there are chaos agents who are like that's spread in
Speaker 1: the serve fear mongering. No, you know what, let's change
Speaker 1: fear mongering fear slaying. You can go fear serving serving fear.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid I might be on my last leigh. I
Speaker 2: can feel it coming. I'm not very boots anymore. The
Speaker 2: house is burning in that and not a good way.
Speaker 1: Saying not a good way.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Oh. But someone was like being called female so disrespectful
Speaker 1: because like you could be a female anything, you could
Speaker 1: be a like that's almost referring you as like an
Speaker 1: animal and like less than a human.
Speaker 2: Female dog a bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but fun, what was the thing people used to
Speaker 1: say as kids, where it was like, yeah, I'm a bitch.
Speaker 4: Like or like I'm a bitch, I'm a bus and
Speaker 4: I sounded like gloves. Why I was about to say that,
Speaker 4: I was about to say that, I don't know why
Speaker 4: that's in my brain.
Speaker 1: Because this morning you were trying to sing the little
Speaker 1: Dirk song. Is that Little Dirk? That's like I did
Speaker 1: my dance one time on TikTok went viral wit Drew
Speaker 1: literally said I did what that my dance on tiktoking
Speaker 1: one time?
Speaker 2: It was even worse than that. I was like, I
Speaker 2: did I danced on TikTok and went viral for it,
Speaker 2: or something like I'm just dumb as ship, Like we.
Speaker 1: Should do a full episode where it's just me playing
Speaker 1: songs that I know you love, like playing them for
Speaker 1: five seconds and then seeing if you could even repeat
Speaker 1: the lyrics.
Speaker 2: We'll do that on Patreon.
Speaker 1: True, because I'm here to get We had our first
Speaker 1: fucking episode get demonetized because Drew Fakes sucked the mic.
Speaker 1: But now I'm scared because last episode I feel like
Speaker 1: might get demonetized too because we said wiener. But in
Speaker 1: proper terms, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like they are coming after me. I got age restricted
Speaker 2: on my fucking YouTube channel, like.
Speaker 1: Oh, your whole channel got aged.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but the last two videos did. And
Speaker 2: I don't even know why the last one did. I
Speaker 2: did not make any jokes at all in the very
Speaker 2: last one, but it got age restricted. I repealed it,
Speaker 2: appealed it.
Speaker 1: Nope, it's because it's sexy. TikTok okay. Actually TikTok hates
Speaker 1: my TikTok counts. There's not a day that goes by
Speaker 1: that as I'm posting, I don't get a video taken
Speaker 1: down and get restricted from posting for a week.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: And it started with my fucking collarbones. I would be
Speaker 1: in bed fully covered by my sheets and I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: my collarbones were out, not even like a sign of boob,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I almost look like I don't have boobs
Speaker 1: in those kind of videos when I'm laying down, and like,
Speaker 1: what were you gonna say?
Speaker 2: It's it's like, actually fucked up. Have you ever tried
Speaker 2: to suck your own boob before?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Everyone has, Okay, I was about to say, because every
Speaker 2: dude has tried to suck their own wiener And I
Speaker 2: was like there's something you said worship on the podcast,
Speaker 2: and that makes you feel like that, why did that
Speaker 2: come to my brain? Have you? But yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 1: Imagine me laying down in my boob, falling in my
Speaker 1: mouth because you don't understand how yes, I have.
Speaker 2: I remember, it's just curiosity.
Speaker 1: I remember when in like seventh grade was around the
Speaker 1: first time where I like saw anything like porn related,
Speaker 1: and I remember in one of those videos, this girl
Speaker 1: was sucking her home boob and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? And mind you no boobs in seventh grade?
Speaker 1: And I remember trying really hard on them, being really
Speaker 1: upset because I didn't have boobs, and that was a
Speaker 1: big thing for me growing up, is like I never
Speaker 1: had boobs, and now I have them, and I want
Speaker 1: them gone and I hate them.
Speaker 2: I can take care of that.
Speaker 1: I remember I used to stuff my bra. I was
Speaker 1: one of those girls where like my friend gave me
Speaker 1: one of her old bras because she was growing rapidly
Speaker 1: and so she escaped me her old fucking bra and
Speaker 1: I did not anywhere near phil it. So I would
Speaker 1: stuff my bra because I remember one time in literally
Speaker 1: fourth grade, which is belligerent and makes no sense, that
Speaker 1: in fourth grade. This is a conversation. But this kid Elijah,
Speaker 1: and I'll say his fucking name, he would like never
Speaker 1: hear this, but it was this kid who I had
Speaker 1: a crush on, but he was actually like psychotic in behavior,
Speaker 1: and he came up to me and my friend who
Speaker 1: had boobs at the time, and was like and yeah,
Speaker 1: why is your chest so flat? And like said that
Speaker 1: loud ast fucking lunch and I remember I was just
Speaker 1: like was silent, and I was like, oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: not I'm wearing my bra right now. Like I like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I said, but I like tried
Speaker 1: to like dismiss it as like so evil.
Speaker 2: Dude, kids are so fucking mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just as mean though, and we've talked
Speaker 1: about that, so like, really, maybe I deserved it. Maybe
Speaker 1: Karma got it's kiss. Oh my god. Another thing, sorry,
Speaker 1: but another thing I just remembered is in seventh grade,
Speaker 1: this kid Brandon asked me out and my best friend
Speaker 1: at the time he asked me out, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to go out with you, and
Speaker 1: I was like really nice about it because he was
Speaker 1: friends with me and his friend. I won't say this
Speaker 1: kid's name because he's a freak and I've seen his ig.
Speaker 1: But his friend who later on made fun of me,
Speaker 1: but we used to be best friends in second grade.
Speaker 1: This is such a commlu that's stupid story. But basically
Speaker 1: they were next to each other and I was really
Speaker 1: nice to Brandon over and my best friend at the
Speaker 1: time laughed in his face and started mocking him really
Speaker 1: loud because I think, like because I was like so
Speaker 1: like trully and annoying, she thought that would make me
Speaker 1: laugh and I was just like stop it, please, and
Speaker 1: he like got really really sad and like walked away
Speaker 1: and didn't talk to me for a long time.
Speaker 2: But you're actually being nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, because he was so he was
Speaker 1: like one of the like chilliss Like, guys.
Speaker 2: There's a lesson there. There is a little lesson lesson
Speaker 2: just like be nice to everybody all the time, because
Speaker 2: like it's like the boy who cried Wolf.
Speaker 1: Like how is this connected to boy who cried Wolf?
Speaker 2: Because the boy who cried Wolf was lying and then
Speaker 2: when he was telling the truth, like no one believed him.
Speaker 2: But like all the time you're mean, and when you're
Speaker 2: actually being sincere and nice, no one believed you. I
Speaker 2: guess no, because you know I'm right. I'm right.
Speaker 1: I was curious where you're bringing because I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: a bitch in school, but that's okay because now I'm
Speaker 1: a bitch behind closed stores and I'm nice to everyone.
Speaker 2: In open space except for Kai.
Speaker 1: No, I'm nice to Kai. I've been really nice to
Speaker 1: Kai before, Like no one believes that, but like I
Speaker 1: can think of nice things they've done for Kai.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. I can't.
Speaker 1: So literally, in Josh Retreat, no one cared that Kai
Speaker 1: was passing away. Yeah, everyone cared, but no one was
Speaker 1: taking action. And Kai was literally passing away from dehydration
Speaker 1: and one.
Speaker 5: Of the nicest things done for me in like a while.
Speaker 1: And also it was right before my therapy, so I
Speaker 1: was like, oh am I going to push in. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, he needs this, So I
Speaker 1: went and got him pedia light so he didn't die.
Speaker 2: That's really sweet.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember if we saw you for the
Speaker 1: rest of the night. Oh yeah, then y'all stayed up
Speaker 1: fucking talking shit until five in the morning, and I
Speaker 1: like had to listen to all of it.
Speaker 2: But it was like locker room boy talk.
Speaker 1: That's what I genuinely thought it was. I thought they
Speaker 1: were talking. Can I say what I thought y'all were
Speaker 1: talking about. I don't even know if I told you.
Speaker 1: And I literally thought you were talking about giving head,
Speaker 1: like I like heart, And and then I was like
Speaker 1: I heard one of you making comments about how like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do it every time, And I was like, now,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are they out there lying about?
Speaker 2: I was like, what I mean, that's not like an
Speaker 2: abnormal conversation for us to have that, Like we literally
Speaker 2: like talk about that with you, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And then I'd like shoot you all
Speaker 1: down and put you in reality. I'm like, men, okay,
Speaker 1: I've said this once and I said it before. Unless
Speaker 1: like some man who's taking a masterclass and eating pussy,
Speaker 1: you do not have to do that, like don't like,
Speaker 1: don't disrupt the piece. You're you're actually disrupting the piece,
Speaker 1: like you're like you're taking like feminism of like eight
Speaker 1: steps back. Yeah, because now this poor girl has to
Speaker 1: sit there and act like you licking the bowl clean
Speaker 1: is like doing something for her, and it's.
Speaker 2: Not licking the bowl clean.
Speaker 1: Like literally I'm like it's not working.
Speaker 2: Damn well, I was gonna like try to like think
Speaker 2: of it like a witty response. But I've like literally
Speaker 2: said all.
Speaker 1: Of them, like, have you finally run out of like gross?
Speaker 2: No, I have not. But just like in that case,
Speaker 2: I have, every girl I've been with has like commed easily. Actually,
Speaker 2: you know, the jacket's like you know the joke. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: like men only last like two minutes. No, no, baby,
Speaker 2: no babes. Girls last thirty seconds with me. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about it. My sexuality is so confused online
Speaker 2: no one knows. And I'm gonna that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. You gotta keep them guessing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it that way.
Speaker 1: I will say, every time you talk about women, it
Speaker 1: sounds like you literally never looked at one for more
Speaker 1: than three seconds. He said, I've made all of all
Speaker 1: of the women in my life have camped. I believe
Speaker 1: that though you do you do.
Speaker 2: Pearl, I can polish a good pearl. I can polish
Speaker 2: a good pearl, a pink pearl.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, oh, just now on this one, fuck.
Speaker 2: It, give me that damn bucket.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is what we can talk about TikTok is
Speaker 1: the worst thing to happen.
Speaker 2: And Okay, that's literally where I was going to go
Speaker 2: right after this. I was going to bring up the
Speaker 2: fact that TikTok is single handedly the worst thing to
Speaker 2: happen to the human race. I wholeheartedly agree with that
Speaker 2: it connected us in a way we never ever needed
Speaker 2: should have ever been this far connected. I don't know, literally,
Speaker 2: I just like I'm so passionate about it being the
Speaker 2: worst thing that ever happened that I literally can't even
Speaker 2: think of words to like describe it. I just think
Speaker 2: if it was eradicated today, I would be a happier
Speaker 2: person tomorrow. Yeah, point blank period.
Speaker 1: I feel that part of me is like that's like
Speaker 1: kind of the only other social media app I use,
Speaker 1: Like I use that inside us, this in Instagram, and
Speaker 1: then like I barely touch YouTube other than podcasts, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, like who would be paying
Speaker 1: attention to me? Though, Like that's like the only part
Speaker 1: of it which is like a bad thing, because like
Speaker 1: I what I will say too is, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm like kind of flip flop.
Speaker 6: One.
Speaker 1: The fun part about TikTok is it literally is just
Speaker 1: like fun bullshit for me, like because I'm like everything
Speaker 1: I post on IG, especially main feed posts, is kind
Speaker 1: of more curated and I take more time to think
Speaker 1: about it and work on making content for their for
Speaker 1: the most part, And then on TikTok, I can literally
Speaker 1: just sit on the couch when I'm bordi shit. But
Speaker 1: that's the problem is how easily you get sucked in.
Speaker 1: You can't just watch TikTok fucking yeah cycle, Like.
Speaker 2: You can't just watch like TikTok's for fifteen minutes, Like
Speaker 2: it's like an hour long process every time you get
Speaker 2: on and then the yeah, like you said, the feed
Speaker 2: is literally in like with like apps like Vine and shit,
Speaker 2: like you could get to the end, like you could
Speaker 2: like reach the bottom and be caught up, but like
Speaker 2: TikTok is literally forever.
Speaker 1: Because there's too many people on there.
Speaker 2: And also like this is just real nerdy, weird shit,
Speaker 2: but like the algorithm is actually sinister, like it is
Speaker 2: diabolical like how it works, Like there's like parts of
Speaker 2: it that like this I was actually reading and you
Speaker 2: can go into my fucking history. I was actually reading
Speaker 2: about this, and I think you.
Speaker 1: Have to prove something because you get all your TikTok,
Speaker 1: and folks.
Speaker 2: I think Kai mentioned it to me as well, but
Speaker 2: I may be wrong. But like, there's a part of
Speaker 2: the algorithm that, like.
Speaker 3: You you like, for a week, it gives you like
Speaker 3: really like happy content, like where you're like super happy,
Speaker 3: like it makes you feel good like you and the
Speaker 3: timeline might be different, it might be a day and the.
Speaker 2: Cycles whatever, but like for a week, it gives you
Speaker 2: really happy content, like you're on top of the world,
Speaker 2: like you're you feel good, like you're seeing the shit
Speaker 2: you want to see. Like it's really like just genuinely
Speaker 2: like dopamine serotonin like hits to your brain every fucking time.
Speaker 2: I don't know which fucking feel good chemical comes from
Speaker 2: fucking scrolling on TikTok. God damn it. I don't need
Speaker 2: to see that shit in the fucking comments. One week,
Speaker 2: the TikTok algorithm gives you good shit, the next week
Speaker 2: it gives you bad shit. So then your eight brain
Speaker 2: gets addicted to it because then the next week it
Speaker 2: gives you good shit, and then your eight brain is like, oh,
Speaker 2: like this is how I get these feel good chemicals.
Speaker 2: And then it's just an endless cycle. And that's why
Speaker 2: you're all addicted to TikTok is because part of it
Speaker 2: is the algorithm giving you bad content to make you
Speaker 2: feel bad, and then it gives you good content to
Speaker 2: make you feel good, and then boo boo boo boo boom.
Speaker 2: It's a vicious cycle.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think about that, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what is considered like bad content, Like
Speaker 1: I'd rarely get content on my page that's it makes
Speaker 1: me sad or anything, But I guess the algorithm. But
Speaker 1: I don't think the algorithm does this on purpose. I
Speaker 1: think it thinks I want to see this because it
Speaker 1: has my name in it. But there have been tiktoks
Speaker 1: of dumb fucking fugly bitches talking shit about me that
Speaker 1: land on my four you page and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: TikTok things. I want to see this because this dumb
Speaker 1: fuggly rat put my fucking name in their shit for
Speaker 1: fucking views because they're a goddamn loser, and it's on
Speaker 1: my for you page. Yeah, And that's the only time
Speaker 1: that something's on my timeline that I'm like, now, what
Speaker 1: the hell is this? But I get joy from it because.
Speaker 2: I'm like the girls are talking. You're using my name
Speaker 2: for views the girls are talking.
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. You should be fucking embarrassed. You should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Get a therapist. But yeah, that's the only time that
Speaker 1: shit's on my timeline that I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I guess like there's like feel good, happy shit that
Speaker 1: makes me sad. What's her name? The I think her
Speaker 1: username is like a blogger something.
Speaker 2: Fashion blogger, average fashion bok.
Speaker 1: But she has a really funny TikTok about it where
Speaker 1: she fuck was it her and it's her and this
Speaker 1: other girl who were both like these white girls with
Speaker 1: freckles on their face that I kind of mistake for
Speaker 1: each other, But I think it was average fashion blogger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was where she like was like how TikTok feels
Speaker 1: it's her like crying, and then she like it looks
Speaker 1: like she scrolls. She's like like scrolling and she's like
Speaker 1: crying again.
Speaker 2: That's literally what it does to your brain. This is
Speaker 2: your brain on TikTok, this.
Speaker 1: Is your Oh that fucking old marijuana, marijuana, that old
Speaker 1: fucking fucking old ass that old weed uh commercial that
Speaker 1: we watched the other day when she was like why
Speaker 1: did I do this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she like steals money out of her mom's person.
Speaker 2: Shit that Dana was reposted.
Speaker 1: I used to be such a Dare kid. I used
Speaker 1: to be one of those people that was like exactly,
Speaker 1: like weed is gonna fuck your life up and you're
Speaker 1: going to pass away from it. I remember. This is
Speaker 1: so amongst all of the things that I posted as
Speaker 1: a fourteen fifteen year old that are extremely embarrassing to
Speaker 1: look back on, one of them is I posted like a
Speaker 1: Dare on Dare Day or on four to twenty, I
Speaker 1: posted a Dare post oh in a Dare hat, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, because I made a bunch of
Speaker 1: friends in freshman year who were hell of stoners and
Speaker 1: we would argue about it all the time because I'd
Speaker 1: be like, you are kind of fucking dumb. Like I
Speaker 1: was like, you've been smoking since middle school, like girl,
Speaker 1: I can tell, and like we would always beef about
Speaker 1: it me in the sky. And then I made like
Speaker 1: an anti wet smoking thing crude. I mean it makes
Speaker 1: sense like with my pal like my like shit I
Speaker 1: had to experience in my head. I was like, any
Speaker 1: substance is that I was like, and I feel this
Speaker 1: way about alcohol, but little to deny know that drinks
Speaker 1: are pretty, drinks.
Speaker 2: It pretty, and weed is sometimes.
Speaker 1: Fun and taste delicious.
Speaker 2: We went to Medmen the other day, which is like
Speaker 2: a weed store in LA, and we got transdermal weed patches.
Speaker 1: I just have not touched them. I was.
Speaker 2: I got them because I was like, Okay, this is
Speaker 2: like taking it too far, Like how far can we
Speaker 2: actually go with like getting weed into our system, like
Speaker 2: transdermal patches that you put on like venus venus what
Speaker 2: is it? Venus venus areas on your fucking body and
Speaker 2: then you just get dosed with weed all fucking day long.
Speaker 2: I was like, this has to be like the end.
Speaker 1: Right, So why would I want that on all fucking day?
Speaker 2: It's freaked well, if it's a twelve hour high, We're.
Speaker 1: Like, why would we want that? Literally the ones we got,
Speaker 1: Drew got a PURECBD one and then I got a
Speaker 1: three to one ratio.
Speaker 2: And also and also they're not for us. They're for
Speaker 2: people in like chronic pain that like can't smoke weeds,
Speaker 2: so they put it on there.
Speaker 1: I am in chronic pain mentally.
Speaker 2: Mentally, Yeah, we haven't.
Speaker 1: Charity yet and I have we have our honey, do
Speaker 1: you know what it is?
Speaker 7: It's like again, I just I can't I say it
Speaker 7: so many times we spoke about it in like the
Speaker 7: last episode. I can't with weed because it just it
Speaker 7: feels like a big like project that I have to undergo.
Speaker 7: It feels like a chore and it feels like I
Speaker 7: have to like make space for it in my life,
Speaker 7: and like I get scared. I have to make space
Speaker 7: for in my life because there's a chance that it
Speaker 7: makes me feel like shit, and then I have to
Speaker 7: go to sleep, and.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, uh, I don't want to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm scared of our which is also literally ten CBD.
Speaker 2: It's tend CBD and two THAC, which, like if you're
Speaker 2: not familiar, is a very very low like the lowest dose,
Speaker 2: Like it's laughable.
Speaker 1: Like I have friends who enjoy weed who like I'll
Speaker 1: offer them like our can drinks which have two milligram THHC,
Speaker 1: and they will literally laugh at me, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Like why would I want that?
Speaker 2: And I'm like that will make me feel worse. It's
Speaker 2: not enough THC.
Speaker 1: Those things get me high off my fucking ass. I mean,
Speaker 1: Google got guy, laughing, I had a panic attack, and
Speaker 1: but we'll stop talking. We always like somehow like mention
Speaker 1: weed and how we're scared of it, so we'll just
Speaker 1: make sure we do like a Patriot episode where we
Speaker 1: get high and everyone can.
Speaker 2: See you, so you can see us tweak the funk out.
Speaker 2: Like that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Like I've said before, I'm like lucky enough for I'm
Speaker 1: like yeah, but I will say if Drew starts tweaking
Speaker 1: next to me, like I will fully consume that energy,
Speaker 1: freaking you.
Speaker 2: Know what it What it would happen is I would
Speaker 2: like see the camera and I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: like this is like I'm doing. I'm this is my job,
Speaker 2: like talking to like an inanimate object. And then on
Speaker 2: the other side, like like are people living inside the camera?
Speaker 2: Like it would get in the dark, dude, it would
Speaker 2: literally get dark.
Speaker 1: And then I would mention space and it would be none.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be over.
Speaker 1: I see you eyeing that stupid fucking list.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm seeing if there's anything else. And the only
Speaker 2: other thought that I have on this list that I
Speaker 2: didn't touch on already is imagine dating an influencer, Like
Speaker 2: like it sounds like a nightmare, And I understand that.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about like us influencers are like influencers
Speaker 1: who are very like this is my life, this is
Speaker 1: what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: No just us, any influencer, like literally anybody who is
Speaker 2: like self absorbed, like like, because I'll be the first
Speaker 2: admit I think I'm the best person on planet Earth,
Speaker 2: Like I genuinely think I am number.
Speaker 1: I even think that's an influencer thing. I think there's
Speaker 1: plenty of people who like suck to date because.
Speaker 2: They like think they're the best, but that that just
Speaker 2: is piggybacking off of that, like having to take photos
Speaker 2: of people like also, like the idea of a thirst
Speaker 2: trapper is just so fucking NARGI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I'm like being too biased because I'm like,
Speaker 1: what does that have? Like I was thinking about us
Speaker 1: being dated, but I think the worst part about dating
Speaker 1: one of us is like just the inevitability if people
Speaker 1: do find out about your relationship or if, like me,
Speaker 1: you've had a public relationship. Bit just won't shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. Like, bit just won't shut like take a hint, Yeah,
Speaker 1: leave me alone.
Speaker 2: It just sounds like a fucking nightmare to date either
Speaker 2: another influencer or again, like a thirst trapper, Like that
Speaker 2: sounds fucking embarrassing as hell embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like, I think a lot of people
Speaker 1: usually have one public relationship and then they realized, oh,
Speaker 1: that was like not a good decision, and that was
Speaker 1: awful because the chances of it not working out are
Speaker 1: pretty high. And then the chances of like all of
Speaker 1: your young followers not being able to take a hint
Speaker 1: and then saying things like I don't believe in love
Speaker 1: any more. I'm but a fucking old myself, like because
Speaker 1: of your relationship, those chances are pretty high. So for
Speaker 1: most people don't do it. But I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think luckily people dating us don't have
Speaker 1: to take pictures of us though, imagine.
Speaker 2: Like because we don't post ever any on anything.
Speaker 1: I just I would be damned if I gave one.
Speaker 1: I just can't have anybody I'm interested in romantically taking
Speaker 1: pictures of me in general. I'm like, now, why are
Speaker 1: you doing that? Like hmmmmmmmm, see.
Speaker 2: You No I want candid photos of me. I don't.
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't think there's like any candid photos of
Speaker 2: me anywhere in the world. I have so many random
Speaker 2: photos of you, but I just clocked the camera immediately,
Speaker 2: and they're not candid anymore.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of people do that.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I want like candid photos. I just want
Speaker 2: I want to be out in the wild, like enjoying nature,
Speaker 2: and then someone just like take a picture of me.
Speaker 1: You may find that significant others also, this needs to
Speaker 1: be spoken about men in relationships.
Speaker 2: Take the relationshocking photo.
Speaker 1: It is fucking true. No man I've ever been dating
Speaker 1: or into has taken a photo of me and I
Speaker 1: look and I'm like, wow, that's that's such a good
Speaker 1: photo of me, or no man in general, but specifically
Speaker 1: the men you're dating, because I don't know what fucking
Speaker 1: little spell I have you in that all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you think I look good there Like you're lying now,
Speaker 1: you're just letting me know you see me as one
Speaker 1: of the ugliest people ever, and you're like kind of
Speaker 1: into that.
Speaker 2: For me, I feel like I take like decent photos
Speaker 2: of it now. Yeah, but now you said no man ever, no,
Speaker 2: But like.
Speaker 1: It took you literally three years.
Speaker 2: I would say a year ago has taken decent photos
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: You got, you got really good. When I realized you
Speaker 1: got really good is when you took photos of Oriyan
Speaker 1: and me for like the saline thing I did, and
Speaker 1: you took Oryan for a thing she did. That was
Speaker 1: when the like marking of turnaround. But I don't have
Speaker 1: you take IG photos of me the way I used
Speaker 1: to like I used to do used to.
Speaker 2: Be like a fucking daily Can you take IG pictures
Speaker 2: of me today? I'm like no, because.
Speaker 1: I hated him and I felt like I had to
Speaker 1: take pictures. I was like, fully cut off your whole
Speaker 1: like influencer dating thing.
Speaker 2: I literally I kind of got all my thoughts. I
Speaker 2: just think it would be fucking awful. I genuinely think
Speaker 2: it would be the worst experience of my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say I feel like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I I could I could see I can't see myself if.
Speaker 1: I just don't think men should be like they're trapping there,
Speaker 1: I said, no exactly.
Speaker 2: I don't think men should be posting photo dumps either. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there are no real men like like.
Speaker 1: No they post a photo dump. But why the fuck
Speaker 1: are there three photos of you in this photo dump?
Speaker 2: Three selfies? Why are you taking yourself?
Speaker 1: Why are you taking no stop. I'm sorry, But the
Speaker 1: idea of men like finding good lighting and taking a selfie,
Speaker 1: like you know you need to if you see good lighting,
Speaker 1: you should be able to look at the sun and
Speaker 1: know it's time to go to fucking work, like you
Speaker 1: should go to war a curious that you should be
Speaker 1: clocking sunlight on the floor and good lighting is.
Speaker 2: Because you're farmer. That's the that's no, that's the female
Speaker 2: like farmer gatherers.
Speaker 1: No, that's men's work now, because it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have to go like farm, I have to go
Speaker 1: like rally up the cattle and put them back inside.
Speaker 2: It's into the farm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to the farm. Oh my god, Like I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm going to freak out at the idea
Speaker 1: of like men saying good lighting and like taking out
Speaker 1: their phone to film with TikTok. What are you doing?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I imagine walking out, imagine walking
Speaker 2: in on your significant other and making a TikTok.
Speaker 1: I would throw up. Oh my god, I would start crying.
Speaker 1: I would start throwing things at him.
Speaker 2: Like actually, I would run away and disappear. I would
Speaker 2: disappear from my life, like.
Speaker 1: And but for girls, I'm like yeah, like.
Speaker 2: No, I'm like get it, girl, like you're hot, Like
Speaker 2: get it, turn it out. But if a man finds
Speaker 2: himself attractive and is airing it out online, I'm like, now.
Speaker 1: You know you need to work on that personality, right
Speaker 1: because like if you.
Speaker 2: I know you're insecure.
Speaker 1: That's my thing is like men like will curate their
Speaker 1: look before their personality. So if you're looking at a
Speaker 1: man and he's like really invested in his look, girl.
Speaker 2: Behind straight by the way, yeah, I'm talking.
Speaker 1: About straight men. Like if there's like a straight man
Speaker 1: who's like, oh, I'm like so into how I look
Speaker 1: behind that forehead? There are no thoughts behind that forehead
Speaker 1: you were you were in that relations thought to be
Speaker 1: a character development.
Speaker 2: This is like literally killer the Killer is no.
Speaker 1: Literally you Oh my god. I would like I'm I'm like,
Speaker 1: actually repulse if you're dating no, I'm just like I
Speaker 1: could keep going for I was gonna be like imagine
Speaker 1: dating a straight man influencer and like you're going to
Speaker 1: events as his plus one? Now what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Why the fuck are we? What is happening? Like why
Speaker 1: do you want to go have a key? Like you
Speaker 1: have to make a house.
Speaker 2: Right now, you have to go build the house. Go
Speaker 2: build our home.
Speaker 1: You can't be having a key.
Speaker 2: Go be an accountant or something like. Literally, go put
Speaker 2: that business degree to use.
Speaker 1: You need to go file your fucking taxes. I just yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't believe in like straight men having fun.
Speaker 1: And I'll cut off my rant there because I could,
Speaker 1: God knows, I could go on an anti man campaign
Speaker 1: for years. You know what I'm actually gonna start. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start a pro Lobotomi for men campaign.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna rin actually.
Speaker 2: Would support Queen. I would support that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'll have a petition up soon. We'll do
Speaker 1: like a parade rally in La on Fairfax.
Speaker 2: I literally support it.
Speaker 1: I said, I made a joke about lobotomies the other
Speaker 1: day and people were really like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: in real life, I.
Speaker 2: Said a lootomy joke on I said the lobotomy joke
Speaker 2: online and people were pissing me too, And I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lo bottomize all of y'all. Get off Twitter.
Speaker 2: You got Twitter? Brain?
Speaker 1: No? Literally, Like the Internet is so funny how it
Speaker 1: finds a joke funny for like three minutes and then
Speaker 1: randomly it decides that like, actually, that's like not chill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, you know what's not chill?
Speaker 2: Your breath, you stinky bitch, Go shower. I was gonna
Speaker 2: say something, Go wash your fucking clothes. Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: you got dirty clothes on your.
Speaker 1: Bed, dirty clothes under your bed. Oh. That's one thing
Speaker 1: that I just can't like, I can't like get with,
Speaker 1: like dirty rooms, Like now, why the fuck are you
Speaker 1: filming a TikTok And I can see your whole mush
Speaker 1: pile of stinky undies behind you.
Speaker 2: At least hide it, like, please take it to the corner.
Speaker 1: We have normalized dirty, dirty ass rooms, like where the
Speaker 1: fuck is your or your parents? Your parents aren't they're
Speaker 1: depressed in you hide your depression pile. And I know
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh, I want to show the real sides
Speaker 1: of me on the internet. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: your stained fucking undies in the back of a TikTok.
Speaker 1: You look good, you beat your face, now kick that
Speaker 1: pile out of frame and.
Speaker 2: Then try again, try again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever just been like a messy person.
Speaker 2: I think literally my entire life. I have just been
Speaker 2: a clean fucking freak. And it's not even something like
Speaker 2: parents like like forced into me. They just I just
Speaker 2: was because I just don't like messy spaces. I think
Speaker 2: it's like very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: My dad drilled being clean into us. I used to
Speaker 1: be like messy as a kid, Like my under my
Speaker 1: bed was full of shit and like oh it was
Speaker 1: so bad. And now like my room right now isn't
Speaker 1: even necessarily messy, but it's like driving me insatan and
Speaker 1: I have to clean it.
Speaker 2: I'd like when you were gone, I completely, like mop
Speaker 2: swept the whole nine yards because I feel like I
Speaker 2: haven't done that in so long. And I did it
Speaker 2: throughout the house too.
Speaker 1: It was so clean when you got back. My presence
Speaker 1: has made it a little messier. Like yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: like the cleanest person ever. I just like put things
Speaker 1: where I like want them, when they're where they're easily accessible.
Speaker 2: To me, and then I like come through and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: we have cabinets and cupboards for a reason, Like, but.
Speaker 1: Our cabinets and cupboards are all like full of shit.
Speaker 2: We should clean them out.
Speaker 1: Oh my makeup bag, I've been doing my makeup in
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I leave my.
Speaker 2: Makeupack because I got a new makeup back then, I.
Speaker 1: Just leave on the counter and Drew put it. I
Speaker 1: didn't say anything. You put it on top of the
Speaker 1: fucking toilet, and all the germaphobia and me like literally
Speaker 1: went to my throat and I'm like, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna fucking break out and like die in
Speaker 1: the next three days because he's gonna give me fucking
Speaker 1: like eco li from like putting my shit on here
Speaker 1: and I like freaked out, and then I put it
Speaker 1: on the towel rack instead.
Speaker 2: Or I'm sorry for doing that, but it had to
Speaker 2: be done for my brain, you.
Speaker 1: Know what it is. I have to figure I need
Speaker 1: to start doing my makeup in my room, but I
Speaker 1: hate my vanity and I like, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do with my room. I like need
Speaker 1: to throw things away and like get rid of shit,
Speaker 1: but I'm attached to all my items and also just
Speaker 1: sounds like work. I'm like, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: plate I go through and like throw shit away. I'm
Speaker 1: That's one thing I'm actually really bad at is like
Speaker 1: keeping like certain little things and pictures and stuff like
Speaker 1: I don't save all of my photos onto hard drives,
Speaker 1: like I've been trying to get good at that, so
Speaker 1: I have like shit to look back at. But I
Speaker 1: am so like I don't need it now, so I
Speaker 1: won't ever need it and I'll throw it away. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of my shit is backed up and I
Speaker 2: have all my old iPhones because I'm like dude. One day,
Speaker 2: like like literally last night, Madeline, my sister was sending
Speaker 2: me pictures from our old like yearbooks from second grade,
Speaker 2: and it was cracking me up. Like my parents, like
Speaker 2: when we got our yearbooks, we were fucking evil, Like
Speaker 2: we would go through and mark out like the people
Speaker 2: we didn't like and write the meanest shit possible. And
Speaker 2: we were in second grade, like have this shit. I'm like,
Speaker 2: how the fuck did we know? Like this was like
Speaker 2: something mean to say, like it made no sense what
Speaker 2: we were saying to these people. But I will say
Speaker 2: every person we marked out was a weirdo freak and
Speaker 2: ended up being a weirdo freak later in life. So
Speaker 2: I'm not saying our intuition was correct in second grade,
Speaker 2: but I am saying our intuition was correct in second
Speaker 2: grade because all of them are fucking weirdos now. But
Speaker 2: that's beside the point. Literally, I think it like my
Speaker 2: my parents would be like, don't mark in your fucking yearbooks,
Speaker 2: and I was like pissed because now, my I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I'm trying to say anymore,
Speaker 2: but basically.
Speaker 1: Now you don't have like as much content of Like, no.
Speaker 2: I'm happy I marked in the fucking yearbooks because they're funnier,
Speaker 2: Like they're way way more enjoyable than if I looked
Speaker 2: back and was like, oh, this is like a bare yearbook.
Speaker 2: Now I have something to fucking laugh at.
Speaker 1: Dude. I literally don't have any yearbooks, granted, because like
Speaker 1: we like kind of couldn't afford them, and my schools
Speaker 1: also didn't make them. Like my school, like my elementary
Speaker 1: school didn't have a yearbook no grade until like senior year.
Speaker 1: Was there ever really an offering of a yearbook, Like
Speaker 1: senior year, there was, and it was like fifty dollars
Speaker 1: and most of us are like almost ten fifty dollars
Speaker 1: on that that sounds like a lot. So I don't
Speaker 1: have anything. I just have like a few, like of
Speaker 1: the school photos. But even that, like my dad has
Speaker 1: a storage unit that all of us like stay away
Speaker 1: from because it's too much shit in there that I
Speaker 1: actually really want to go in. Because the one thing
Speaker 1: I do know that I have from like when I
Speaker 1: was fourteen, is every psychotic, dramatic, like depressed young teenager
Speaker 1: had a fucking shoe box or some shit where they
Speaker 1: would write like very insane notes and throw them in there.
Speaker 1: And I have like some crazy shit that I wrote,
Speaker 1: and I would love, love, love just to find that
Speaker 1: box because I know it'll make me so sad.
Speaker 2: My fucking parents when they moved out of like my
Speaker 2: childhood home, I like my room kind of just stayed
Speaker 2: the same when I like moved out, and they moved
Speaker 2: all my shit out of my room for me when
Speaker 2: I moved, and they were like selling the furniture, but
Speaker 2: in one of my drawers, I had just all of
Speaker 2: my like really gnarly sad like notes, journals, like all
Speaker 2: this just like really fucked up shit that like no
Speaker 2: one should see. And I'm pretty sure like when they
Speaker 2: went through it, like they saw some of it, and
Speaker 2: I'd trust them enough to like not like go through
Speaker 2: all my like sad shit. But I know they saw
Speaker 2: some of it, and I was like, oh, I was
Speaker 2: like erking inside because like but now, I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: like fucking ten years older. Now I literally don't give
Speaker 2: a shit, but like, yeah, it was just funny to
Speaker 2: think about that they probably saw all my like fourteen
Speaker 2: year old thoughts.
Speaker 1: As we're talking about this, I'm thinking about, like, uh,
Speaker 1: when I went through my big journaling phase even in
Speaker 1: high school and like junior or senior year and all
Speaker 1: the things I was writing, and I have those in
Speaker 1: the house right now. I'm like, I want to go
Speaker 1: look at those because now it's so scary that shit
Speaker 1: is like six seven years old, which is so terrifying
Speaker 1: because I remember I read some of that, like even
Speaker 1: like three years ago, when I was like, this wasn't
Speaker 1: that long ago, and it's just like kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 1: But now it would be like, oh my god, this
Speaker 1: was like almost a decade old. Like me exaggerating, I'm
Speaker 1: like talking about something from when I was seventeen. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is almost a decade old, but I guess it
Speaker 1: kind of is because it's like six years.
Speaker 2: It's like leaning, Ah, I.
Speaker 1: Love growing old. Someone Oh, someone actually made a comment
Speaker 1: where it was like we saw the tumbler posts where
Speaker 1: you would hate about aging. Yeah, nobody. When you're seventeen eighteen,
Speaker 1: it sounds like the worst thing. It's seventeen, eighteen nineteen,
Speaker 1: it sounds like the fucking worst thing ever to grow old.
Speaker 1: But once you hit like twenty one, it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's fete up the process, like not for me, let's
Speaker 1: keep it going, like at least for me.
Speaker 2: Literally, it's just it's fucked up that, like somehow through
Speaker 2: all these years, I've like, I'm I'm only fifteen. I
Speaker 2: literally just turned fifteen. Oh I remember that. Oh you
Speaker 2: know what, My sixteenth fucking birthday is actually in March
Speaker 2: on the fourth, like, which is crazy. I'm super excited
Speaker 2: to get my fucking license.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Drew's age regressing out of paranoia of becoming old.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna let him go with it, exactly. No,
Speaker 1: you have to at least please just be turning twenty
Speaker 1: one so we could still go to bars, and shit,
Speaker 1: I'm turning sixteen, Okay, can you get a fake?
Speaker 2: No, bitch, why not? I don't look twenty one at
Speaker 2: fucking all.
Speaker 1: Okay, that doesn't matter. How bouncers literally don't care like
Speaker 1: you're being like dramatic.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just be too nervous to give
Speaker 2: it to the no.
Speaker 1: Because you'd be with all your older friends so you
Speaker 1: would get in.
Speaker 2: Still, Okay, maybe I'll get a fucking fake. Maybe. I mean,
Speaker 2: like six you're just peer pressuring a fucking fifteen year
Speaker 2: old and it's a little weird, like I will.
Speaker 6: I was just about to say, like, yeah, sure, being
Speaker 6: sixteen in a bar with a lot of adults is
Speaker 6: like very not okay and dangerous and know what to
Speaker 6: do that, but like you're gonna be with your other
Speaker 6: friends who are protecting you.
Speaker 2: True, So if y'all have my bag, I'll d D
Speaker 2: i'ld be the deciated.
Speaker 1: You don't have your license yet you're sixteen at fifteen? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I never got a fake because I
Speaker 1: was actually so scared of like you know what it was.
Speaker 1: I never got a fake. Not because I'm being scared,
Speaker 1: because I have too big of like an ego and
Speaker 1: pride to get turned down like it would it would
Speaker 1: like eat away at me if a bouncer looked and
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is fake and like turn literally in shit, ask nowhere
Speaker 2: Texas where we grew up, there was nothing more to do.
Speaker 2: I mean there was nothing else to do other than
Speaker 2: fucking drink in people's attics, and that was actually it.
Speaker 2: So we all had fake id's when we were like sixteen,
Speaker 2: and everybody in town knew we had fake id's. Everybody
Speaker 2: knew who we were. Like, I don't know why they
Speaker 2: were still selling alcohol to.
Speaker 1: Us, but like, well because the money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Literally, like there were a few gas stations you
Speaker 2: could go to without fail and use your fake idea.
Speaker 2: And when I was sixteen, I did not look twenty one,
Speaker 2: and neither did any of my fucking friends. Like we
Speaker 2: all looked like fucking actually thirteen year old's, Like why
Speaker 2: were you giving us like thirty racks of Natty Light?
Speaker 2: Like obviously that it's like white people culture. It's beer.
Speaker 2: It's like a thirty count beer pack of natural light.
Speaker 2: I have not heard I but you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's the worst. It's water beer, like literally like is
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting, but it's cheap as fucking bones. But it's
Speaker 2: actually crazy that you mention this because I was just
Speaker 2: talking to this with one of my friends one time.
Speaker 2: So we were like, I want to say. We were
Speaker 2: seventeen and me and my buddies, like we went to
Speaker 2: no we were eighteen because we went to a club
Speaker 2: in Dallas. And we went to a club in Dallas
Speaker 2: and my friend we were just like on the dance floor.
Speaker 2: I think it was a lizard lounge. If you know
Speaker 2: the ligit that is the most cursed place on Earth.
Speaker 2: I have so many I have so many stories from
Speaker 2: the Lizard Lounge in Dallas. If you know, you fucking
Speaker 2: know that place is evil, sinister, has very dark energy.
Speaker 2: It fucking sucks. Anyways, we were dancing on the dance
Speaker 2: floor like whatever, and he looked down and found an
Speaker 2: ID on the floor and it was like the Holy
Speaker 2: Grail moment. It was like holy fucking shit, like it
Speaker 2: looked just like him. He was twenty one. It was
Speaker 2: a scannable ID, like it was a real idea and
Speaker 2: it like changed our fucking we were I was seventeen.
Speaker 2: It changed our lives forever because I had to be
Speaker 2: snuck into the fucking clubs. Anyways, we uh took this
Speaker 2: ID back to my hometown Grand Barry, and like we
Speaker 2: use it at all these places. It was like going, well,
Speaker 2: like we use it for like three months. I want
Speaker 2: to say, it was like it was the jackpot, Like
Speaker 2: we were not gonna get caught. You couldn't Like it
Speaker 2: wasn't wasn't gonna fail like whatever. A side note, my
Speaker 2: hometown is two hours away from the club that we
Speaker 2: found this at, so it's like a two hour drive
Speaker 2: to this club. Well we're just like using it. Like literally,
Speaker 2: like I said, it was like hitting the jackpot. Well,
Speaker 2: we try it at this new gas station that we've
Speaker 2: never been to, or that we've been to, but like
Speaker 2: is notorious for taking like fake Id's like she knows,
Speaker 2: like you're not getting past her, Like she's not going
Speaker 2: to jail because she sold the sixteen year old some
Speaker 2: fucking beer. Whatever. We go there because we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a real idea, like she's not gonna and we
Speaker 2: give it to her and like I'm standing behind my
Speaker 2: friend and uh, she looks at the ID and she's
Speaker 2: like this isn't you And he's like, yeah, it is.
Speaker 2: It's it's me, Like what are you talking about And
Speaker 2: she's like, no, it's not fucking you. This is my nephew.
Speaker 2: And literally, I don't know what the chances are of
Speaker 2: that fucking happening, But I'm pretty sure he was in
Speaker 2: the military and like away like on duty or whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck, Like I don't even know why, like whatever,
Speaker 2: that's the set of point. You're like he literally he
Speaker 2: was like away in like serving the army or some shit,
Speaker 2: and this fucking ID like sure enough, like was her nephew.
Speaker 2: And she was like, I'm gonna call the fucking cops,
Speaker 2: Like this is fucking insane. Y'all are insane people, Like
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing with my nephew's ID,
Speaker 2: like started freaking out and like we just ran away,
Speaker 2: and like she kept the ID but like the chances
Speaker 2: of that happening are like zero, and I can't cannot
Speaker 2: believe that fucking happened. Her nephew two hours away, just
Speaker 2: on the bottom, like on the floor of a club
Speaker 2: like that the sound like he is like dead literally.
Speaker 1: Like her nephew two hours away on the floor of
Speaker 1: a club. I don't have any stories like that because
Speaker 1: I just never did shit like that. Actually, there is
Speaker 1: this idea like a fake that Orian has had for
Speaker 1: like ever, what's her name? I feel like I shouldn't
Speaker 1: say it, should we bleep? Yes? Say I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: and bleep it. Oh, but she like she doesn't really
Speaker 1: look like Orian or me. She just has like a
Speaker 1: very like you know when you bitches love to tag
Speaker 1: me and like any other Latina girl with like a
Speaker 1: wide face, and you're like, oh, this is you because
Speaker 1: like everyone assumes that, like because I have a wide face,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna look like every other Latina on the Internet.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the vibe that this id was giving
Speaker 1: where it was like she just had the same like
Speaker 1: face with as me and Orian. So like it worked,
Speaker 1: and I remember the first time I was using it,
Speaker 1: I was who I was so fucking panicked about it
Speaker 1: because I was like, they're gonna know, they're gonna know.
Speaker 1: But like, I don't think a lot of bouncers, especially
Speaker 1: when you're like around other people who are actually twenty
Speaker 1: one and up, actually give a fuck no, especially in LA,
Speaker 1: Like it's actually fucked up. Like I've been in a
Speaker 1: club and there has been like a fifteen year old
Speaker 1: at one of these like LA parties and I'm like
Speaker 1: who invited this? Yeah, and like trying to order me
Speaker 1: a drink and I'm like I'm like so fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I don't get hit on, no one talks to me.
Speaker 1: And one of the only times a person has been like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me buy you a drink, it's been a fucking
Speaker 1: random minor who I'm like, why are you in here?
Speaker 2: There was the most insane scenario I've ever been in.
Speaker 1: And then I just had to play nice because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to like embarrass the fuck out of this child.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, okay, go ahead, and they
Speaker 1: got me a drink and I literally grabbed it and
Speaker 1: then pushed it at the end of the other side
Speaker 1: of the bar and walked away. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: that was the most embarrassing experience in my life.
Speaker 2: It's humbling me with my literal child.
Speaker 1: Being like what do you want? Literally, like that's how
Speaker 1: I fault because they had no idea what to order.
Speaker 1: They were like, what are you getting? I'll get one
Speaker 1: for you, and I was like, oh my god, you
Speaker 1: need to go home.
Speaker 2: Somebody say, if only if you could say the name,
Speaker 2: it would be so it would be so much funnier.
Speaker 2: It would be fucking insane. It's it's just literally like insane.
Speaker 1: Oh, is is so funny? It is? But I won't
Speaker 1: make fun of them like that or like I won't publicly.
Speaker 2: Shame because they literally are a fifty.
Speaker 1: They are a child, and I just like I always
Speaker 1: feel bad because I'm like, there's a line between like
Speaker 1: being a child and like having fun and then like
Speaker 1: being a child in an environment where it's like only adults.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you, you're in a dangerous your parents need
Speaker 1: to your parents need to throw an air tag in
Speaker 1: your pocket and like track track your.
Speaker 2: Ass, like dude. The crazy thing is is, though, is
Speaker 2: that like these kids are all like child stars and
Speaker 2: they like pay their own I just fucking no electricity.
Speaker 2: Electricity fucking zapped through my leg. Oly shit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they were like paying their parents' bills. So
Speaker 1: if their parents speak to them, they're like.
Speaker 2: Fuck you exactly.
Speaker 1: And that's why if I do have a baby, I
Speaker 1: won't give it an iPad and I'll tell it that
Speaker 1: that there's nothing outside of our house, so it doesn't
Speaker 1: believe I'm going a gypsy rose to five my baby.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is as like a teenager. One of
Speaker 1: my really cynical funny memories that I have is me
Speaker 1: and Dante. We were like always just making up really
Speaker 1: fucked up hypotheticals and this is such a fuck up hypothetical.
Speaker 1: But the fact that when I was making this joke,
Speaker 1: the Gypsy Rose thing was happening, and I had no
Speaker 1: idea because I didn't know about it until like twenty seventeen,
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. I literally made a joke to Dante where
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna have a baby just to
Speaker 1: like fuck around and see how far I can take
Speaker 1: like lying and like borderline abusing it until like I
Speaker 1: get Gypsy Yeah, And so I was remember I was
Speaker 1: telling Donta. I was like, I'm just gonna tell the kid.
Speaker 1: It's this is so fucked up, but like it's literally
Speaker 1: what Gypsy Rose mom did to her. But I literally
Speaker 1: told Dante. I was like, oh, I'm gonna have a
Speaker 1: kid and like convince it it can't use its legs
Speaker 1: and like be like no, you can't walk like the
Speaker 1: doctor said so, and like get fake doctors to tell
Speaker 1: it this information. And then I was like and then
Speaker 1: one day I'm like a little lenient and I'm like, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: you can invite a friend over. And then like the
Speaker 1: friends are all hanging out in the room with my
Speaker 1: kid and they're like, have you ever even tried to
Speaker 1: stand up, and my kid's like, no, my mom always
Speaker 1: told me I couldn't, and like the friends are like,
Speaker 1: just try. And then I walk in on the kids
Speaker 1: standing and I freaked the fuck out, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's a really fucked up thing I said
Speaker 1: as a fifteen yarm amongst a lot of things. But
Speaker 1: it's okay because at least I didn't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean there's still time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's I'm that's that's in my thirties, I enter
Speaker 1: my what's the name of gypsy, like the thing munch
Speaker 1: Housen synd I'm going to enter my munch house and
Speaker 1: syndrome in my thirties and my like mid thirties.
Speaker 2: You could just do that to me. You could like
Speaker 2: that you you are, You could know we could take
Speaker 2: over the fucking world together.
Speaker 1: Everybody has seen you move, bitch, what are you about
Speaker 1: to take?
Speaker 2: I could get in a car wrect, I could get
Speaker 2: in a car wreck. I mentioned in the last episode
Speaker 2: that I've seen a lot of people die, and I
Speaker 2: feel like not people don't believe me, but I have
Speaker 2: seen a lot of people die. I think I have
Speaker 2: an omen Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Like we were almost done with this episode. You like
Speaker 1: could not you couldn't not squeeze.
Speaker 2: It in No, because I just thought about it. I
Speaker 2: was like, I have seen a lot of death, Like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I won't get into it, but oh, I.
Speaker 1: Know what you're gonna mention your life text.
Speaker 2: To me, I'll save it. No, No, not even that one.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that one. I have like three more
Speaker 2: deaths that literally happened in front of me, one when
Speaker 2: I was nine, dude. Actually two of them happened in
Speaker 2: the same fucking year when I was like nine years old,
Speaker 2: and I remember them so fucking vividly, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: kidding this close like people dying in front of me.
Speaker 1: Oh my, personally, I haven't experienced that, which is why
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. People don't believe me when I say
Speaker 1: I'm like butt fuck stupid, but it's by choice. Like
Speaker 1: I do a really good job at turning my fucking
Speaker 1: brain off, like I said in the last episode, Like
Speaker 1: it's usually on like autopilot mode, and then sometimes I
Speaker 1: have to spark my brain up with like on some
Speaker 1: like plugging your car in and rubbing the engine, like
Speaker 1: that's what I have to do to my literal brain
Speaker 1: to get myself to have certain conversations. But for the
Speaker 1: most part, I'm just on autopilot and I couldn't care less.
Speaker 1: I'm so like disconnected from my own reality. Like it's
Speaker 1: a big fat joke to me.
Speaker 2: I'm trying so hard to enter my NPC era where
Speaker 2: I just like exist in I'm just a background character
Speaker 2: in everybody else's life. It's just like so hard for
Speaker 2: me to do that, so hard for me not to
Speaker 2: be the main character.
Speaker 1: Everyone thinking they're the fucking main character.
Speaker 2: That's a fucking dizzy girl.
Speaker 1: I didn't see you at the grocery store. I don't
Speaker 1: care what you were wearing.
Speaker 2: I didn't fucking but you saw me.
Speaker 1: I saw you because you won't shut the punk up exactly.
Speaker 1: I will say, I don't think I'm the main character,
Speaker 1: but I do like when people look at me in public,
Speaker 1: like I love screaming in public and being annoying in public.
Speaker 1: Like there, I'm not kidding. Nothing beats that feeling. I
Speaker 1: don't even like if someone told me, okay, you could
Speaker 1: either never have sex again in your life or you
Speaker 1: could never scream and shout and be obnoxious in public,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, I'm turning my celibacy era
Speaker 1: wing bot can take it from here. I'll be okay
Speaker 1: because I love screaming in public.
Speaker 2: Josh's sex robot theory. If everybody had a sex robot,
Speaker 2: life would be so much better.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I won't go into it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me stop talking about sex so that, like our podcast,
Speaker 1: doesn't it fully demoid? Yeah? I say the S words
Speaker 1: so much that like the podcast. At this point, things
Speaker 1: were like having like an s positive like debate every
Speaker 1: time we get on here.
Speaker 2: It is interesting how the iPhone thirteen is released and
Speaker 2: they got a little slick with it. Apple got a
Speaker 2: little slick with it. But it's interesting how six months
Speaker 2: after the iPhone thirteen was released, my phone is now
Speaker 2: buggy as shit.
Speaker 1: You and every other dumb fuck on the internet says
Speaker 1: that shit, but it's true.
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 2: All of my apps are crashing, all of my asps
Speaker 2: fucking crash. Now. I never once has my has TikTok
Speaker 2: or Instagram or anything fucking crash on my phone, and
Speaker 2: now they're all crashing.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you updated your phone?
Speaker 2: Like I want to say.
Speaker 1: Exactly, like that's your own fault. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: I hate that theory. I'm like, y'all are fucking dumb.
Speaker 2: You'll it'll come, it'll I think that actually was proven true.
Speaker 1: I think how about this, people get off your fucking phone.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was proven true, right, that they literally throttle
Speaker 2: your phone on purpose.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was proven. But I think there's like a
Speaker 5: weird nuance to it where when your battery gets older,
Speaker 5: the iPhone will throttle the CPU so that it doesn't
Speaker 5: die faster or something like that.
Speaker 3: Was the.
Speaker 2: Oh it's true.
Speaker 1: No, I still believe that. It's like it's like when
Speaker 1: someone shows you like a car, or like someone you
Speaker 1: know gets a certain model of a car, and now
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, when you're driving, you notice that
Speaker 1: car a lot more and you feel like you're seeing
Speaker 1: it a lot more. But it's because it was pointed out.
Speaker 2: To you that me and my schizophrenic era, I was
Speaker 2: literally in my.
Speaker 1: Schizophrenic era, was being gangstock.
Speaker 2: So dude, I'm not kidding. Every time I saw a
Speaker 2: car with a head light out on the right side.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love you with all my heart, but sometimes
Speaker 1: you do shit like that, and I'm like, if you
Speaker 1: were my kid, I would smack you so hard on
Speaker 1: the back of the head because.
Speaker 2: I genuinely thought I was being followed.
Speaker 1: You want a problem so bad, bitch, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you a fucking problem. Like Drew is so annoying, and
Speaker 1: he'll like, he'll be in the car with me. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see this light all the time, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fucking like we're gonna crash. I'm driving, Bitch, to keep
Speaker 1: that shit to yourself, Like the fuck are you talking about? Also,
Speaker 1: of course you see it. You're you're doing nothing. You're
Speaker 1: like sitting in my passenger seat borders shit, and like
Speaker 1: you use your phone for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: But we're not talking about those rainbow lights right outside
Speaker 2: our house on the.
Speaker 1: Fucking I will say, I don't know what that is,
Speaker 1: and I don't know that.
Speaker 2: It's eerie though.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember one time I got into a really
Speaker 1: really big, like debate with someone I knew, like a
Speaker 1: few years ago about privacy and like, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck about my I don't care are like I'm
Speaker 1: literally a public figure.
Speaker 2: Lost all my data. I don't give yeah, sell my data, look.
Speaker 1: At my tits, look at my couchie, Like I don't care,
Speaker 1: Like I literally don't.
Speaker 2: Care, Like I'm doing nothing wrong. Why should I care?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm not laundering money, I'm not like looking
Speaker 1: at shit I shouldn't be looking at if you want
Speaker 1: to like stalk me, like the FBI agent behind my camera,
Speaker 1: Where the fuck the dumb joke y'all make is like,
Speaker 1: go ahead, you gonna see me taking a fast shit.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me like watching tiktoks. You're gonna see
Speaker 1: me like using my phone in the shower sometimes because
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking lunatic.
Speaker 2: The Kodak video of him live in a shower and
Speaker 2: it falls into the bottom of showering. You see, it's
Speaker 2: fucking gucc and Wiener. That shit is the funniest fucking
Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen in my life. And then it's
Speaker 2: just like slagging out kind.
Speaker 1: Of, but yeah, I remember that. And then like the
Speaker 1: person I was arguing with god really mad and they
Speaker 1: were like, I want my privacy and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're fucking boring, like no one cares to look at
Speaker 1: what you're looking at.
Speaker 2: Like dude, and we were in the middle of I
Speaker 2: do need to educate myself on that more, because like
Speaker 2: when people are like you need like they're taking away
Speaker 2: your privacy, Like what are they taking away?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: Like is not like I don't I don't get the conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess maybe maybe I'm uneducated, But again, I
Speaker 1: like that. I like the simplicity that my little like
Speaker 1: fucking age.
Speaker 2: You're just another cog in the machine and you're a
Speaker 2: pawn in their game.
Speaker 1: I can buy my cute little clothes and go on
Speaker 1: deep hop and like distract myself and like do my
Speaker 1: little tasks like.
Speaker 2: You're upon in their capitalistic And then they.
Speaker 1: Were like they were like it's not okay that like,
Speaker 1: oh they were taking the take, which like for them,
Speaker 1: they like. I think the reason this argument pissed me
Speaker 1: off is because they didn't care about it for like
Speaker 1: any other reason that they were just like being annoying
Speaker 1: and they were like, but I want my privacy. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: you're like white, what the fuck are you scared of?
Speaker 1: Like you don't need your privacy? Oh, because they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's like surveillance cameras on every corner now and like
Speaker 1: cameras when you walk into restaurants, And I was like, literally,
Speaker 1: that's not affecting me, Like I don't care, like I
Speaker 1: would post a TikTok in here anyway, So why the
Speaker 1: fuck do I care? Like why are we having this
Speaker 1: conversation like they.
Speaker 2: Want their privacy in the off chance that they do
Speaker 2: commit a crime. Like I'm confused, Like why do you
Speaker 2: care if those cameras filming you all the time?
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, it's not like you're saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I'm worried because there are some people who like
Speaker 1: have to steal to live, and like now with the technology,
Speaker 1: it's like not even that argument. It's just like I
Speaker 1: want I don't want to be seen. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: no one's looking anyway, like congrats, like no one cares.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my take. I'm sure there's one of
Speaker 1: you big brain bitches out there who can like explain
Speaker 1: why it's bad.
Speaker 2: How about you do that but in a nice, non
Speaker 2: condescending way. How about we try that for once. How
Speaker 2: about we try educating each other in a non condescending,
Speaker 2: asshole fucking bitch way. I'm tired of like literally like
Speaker 2: like saying one thing wrong and then everyone being fucking
Speaker 2: assholes about it. I'm like, okay, how about you just
Speaker 2: say it like oh, actually this was like kind of
Speaker 2: like wrong, like don't say that, say this.
Speaker 1: Well, no, because the internet it's a moral yeah, it
Speaker 1: is a moral game. And it's black and white and
Speaker 1: there is no middle context exactly either this or that,
Speaker 1: and no one fucking cares. And you know what, y'all
Speaker 1: can play that game. But once my iPhone screen locks,
Speaker 1: it's all gone.
Speaker 2: Babe, I'm not on Twitter anymore. I'm not on Twitter anymore.
Speaker 2: It's gone.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I don't I don't have
Speaker 1: to look at what you're saying. I'm locking my iPhone
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Lock, dude.
Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing about arguing on the Internet is
Speaker 1: literally like it's like hanging up on a It's not real.
Speaker 2: It's not real.
Speaker 1: Who was saying? Oh h that girl col A Monkey
Speaker 1: like always says that. And I think it's so funny
Speaker 1: and such a like blissful take as like a young person,
Speaker 1: because I feel like now young I feel bad for
Speaker 1: young people because of course, there are the pros to
Speaker 1: being educated, like highly educated at that age, so you
Speaker 1: don't make mistakes a lot of us made as younger people,
Speaker 1: and you're like well educated. But to a certain extent.
Speaker 1: A lot of it is like this, like deep deep
Speaker 1: rage for like moral hierarchy that young people shouldn't have
Speaker 1: because especially as a young person like you have not
Speaker 1: experienced nearly enough to have played the game in real
Speaker 1: life of like learning rights and wrongs and learning what
Speaker 1: makes you feel good, what makes other people feel good
Speaker 1: or bad or blah blah blah blah, and cola Monkey
Speaker 1: is always like jokingly but like obviously seriously being like
Speaker 1: y'all are so fucking annoying and angry on my phone,
Speaker 1: Like you're literally on my iPhone like I can, like
Speaker 1: I can just lock it, and then you are silent,
Speaker 1: like you like this isn't real, Like you'all have to
Speaker 1: like just like stop, and I'm like that is literally it,
Speaker 1: Like I can make I can delete this app and
Speaker 1: you're fully destroyed, like you're like you don't exist anymore.
Speaker 2: My life has gotten so much fucking better, like ever
Speaker 2: since I realized that, like the Internet does not matter,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's not real, No, it's not even like I'm like
Speaker 1: this is like for fun and it's fun. And of
Speaker 1: course I learned things here and I further educate myself here.
Speaker 1: But the last thing I'm gonna do is have a
Speaker 1: stranger yell at me.
Speaker 2: You know what's terrifying is I thought the Internet was tiny,
Speaker 2: but then I like, like just like try, like did
Speaker 2: some research and over I think it's like sixty percent
Speaker 2: of humans on Earth have accessed the Internet in the
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 1: But really it's like also the argument of like a
Speaker 1: lot of the energy that you can carry out online,
Speaker 1: like it just doesn't translate to real life because humans
Speaker 1: don't talk to each other like that. Yeah, you will
Speaker 1: find that people in real life are a lot more
Speaker 1: careful with the way they talk to other people because
Speaker 1: it's a lot different when you're like trying to verbalize
Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff to the face of someone else. Like,
Speaker 1: unless you're a fucking psychopath, most people, if they're saying
Speaker 1: something to someone and it's obviously building physical fucking discomfort,
Speaker 1: you stop and you like reevaluate how you're carrying yourself
Speaker 1: with other people. But other than that, the Internet is fun.
Speaker 2: It can be fun. Is a great plate.
Speaker 1: It's like the saying everything is good in moderation, and
Speaker 1: that's how I feel out the internet, and I love who.
Speaker 2: I just so bad they want to be put in
Speaker 2: the metaverse already, Like I don't give a shit, Like
Speaker 2: everybody's so anti metaverse. I'm like, fucking beat me up please,
Speaker 2: Like I'm done in this physical body. That's fair.
Speaker 1: The thing is you're gonna be in a physical body
Speaker 1: like they're they're gonna put big heavy goggles on you
Speaker 1: that are gonna hurt your head, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I need to take this off.
Speaker 2: We'll be uploaded into the cloud, not in lifetime, in
Speaker 2: our lifetime, yeah, we will. It's growing so quickly.
Speaker 1: It's like I just feel really nice.
Speaker 2: Your link is already happening.
Speaker 1: It's like it's gonna be you and like every other
Speaker 1: white dude who's like, way to invest it in VR
Speaker 1: and like, actually, you know what, never mind. If that's
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is good. If we could like just
Speaker 1: all like the white dudes who are like really into
Speaker 1: finance and like crypto and shit into a different world
Speaker 1: where I never have to like see them again, that
Speaker 1: actually might be one of the best things times.
Speaker 2: Actually, hell's I.
Speaker 1: Know, I'm like all of them and the only y'all
Speaker 1: are like I want to go there, ain't no bitches
Speaker 1: there go have fun.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 1: You fucking y'all need to worry about, yeah, uploading some
Speaker 1: bitches into your consciousness. But yeah, maybe that'll be good
Speaker 1: because I would love to stay here in real life,
Speaker 1: into my shopping in real life. I just don't, girl,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. I just yeah, no one can.
Speaker 1: You couldn't pay me money to like convince me about
Speaker 1: virtual reality. I just like, again, maybe it's because I'm
Speaker 1: just not educated, but like I've tried to be educated
Speaker 1: about it. I literally like, there's not I don't want
Speaker 1: to go anywhere that Mark Zuckerberg is telling me I
Speaker 1: should go. That is the last place I'm going, like.
Speaker 2: And I just think it's an inevitable future and not
Speaker 2: in my time.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm also sorry, I just don't believe that
Speaker 1: that's gonna like be a thing in our life.
Speaker 2: Actually it is a capitalistic healthscape. And I just want
Speaker 2: to make it clear that I don't actually want to
Speaker 2: be uploaded into the fucking metaverse. I'm just joking, but
Speaker 2: I do want the neuralink in sull them.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, you kind of do want that.
Speaker 2: I want the neuralink, but like.
Speaker 1: Isn't that just gonna lead to the like being in
Speaker 1: a virtual reality.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll see.
Speaker 1: I also just don't.
Speaker 2: I just don't care because I'm like, it's just not.
Speaker 1: Accessible to like most people. So I'm like, how is
Speaker 1: that the future?
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out a way. Capitalism always wins.
Speaker 1: Not in my books. Not in my books, pipes. I'm
Speaker 1: actually did you all know that? I solely me I'm
Speaker 1: gonna destroy capitalism soon. Actually, yeah, a part of my
Speaker 1: lobotomy plan, there is a capitalism plan like tied into that.
Speaker 1: The lobotomies do have to come first, which is like
Speaker 1: pretty obnoxious, especially because like two and two on the lobotomy,
Speaker 1: I do have to engage in capitalism because obviously I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have the equipment.
Speaker 2: Means you could crowdfund it with every other Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I would like the lobotomies to be done by a
Speaker 1: professional like.
Speaker 5: Me.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be committing the lobotomies a crowd fund. Oh, we
Speaker 1: could do a crowd fund, not a go fund me,
Speaker 1: a kickstarter for I'll have someone create like a lobotomy
Speaker 1: machine and then we could do a kickstarter for that
Speaker 1: and then like have it ready and we'll go from there.
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. But the next and you destroy capitalism.
Speaker 2: Utopia coming soon. Yeah, there's no utopia under capitalism. We'll
Speaker 2: end it on that. Let's do some questions from the Patreon.
Speaker 5: Okay, Mama asks favorite Arewon products?
Speaker 1: Oh hey, that's such a mean question to like answer,
Speaker 1: because like Arawan's are only in la alright, I think.
Speaker 2: New York soon.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm moving the way. That was literally a concern
Speaker 1: of ours. We were like, wait, if we moved here,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't have Airwon anymore, though, Like that was a
Speaker 1: genuine concern.
Speaker 2: I like, uh, the buffalo cauliflower and the macaroni and
Speaker 2: cheese from the hot case, and then also the all
Speaker 2: the little mini shots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the juices are really good. But one thing
Speaker 1: I really liked that I never see anymore. And I
Speaker 1: don't know if I always go there where it's sold
Speaker 1: out because when it's sold out, because I'll see that
Speaker 1: the sign is still lot for. But they had the
Speaker 1: kelp pesto pasta that was so fucking good and I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it for a long time and that's really upsetting.
Speaker 1: And the Asian chicken salad they do. I want to
Speaker 1: go buy another one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have my macrobiotic salad today. For lunch, and
Speaker 2: it's gonna change everything for me. It's gonna put my
Speaker 2: day upside down.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, if you have like an issue with wait, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna grab it out of the fridge. Actually, this one's
Speaker 1: so old and I don't even think I could like
Speaker 1: take it. But I'm sure they sell this other places.
Speaker 1: But I'm sure I've talked about it on the podcast before.
Speaker 1: Is how I have like a big issue with my
Speaker 1: stomach hurting really fucking bad after I eat certain things
Speaker 1: and bloating up like really poorly. This thing alo her
Speaker 1: herbal stomach formula. I think it has like marshmallow root. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like specifically marshmallow root, peppermint leaf, chemameal leaf,
Speaker 1: mirage leaf, ginger root. It's like a bunch of shit,
Speaker 1: but it's the marshmallow root that stops the bloating and
Speaker 1: stops your stomach from hurting. And this shit fucking works
Speaker 1: Like there was a guy. And then I have marshmallow
Speaker 1: root vitamins that I got from Mariwan to or like
Speaker 1: little capsules that are like they're supposed to be tombs,
Speaker 1: but natural and they work just like Tom's And then
Speaker 1: you don't have to take tombs and like ruin, you're
Speaker 1: like liver lining and like kidneys with tombs.
Speaker 2: Oh ding on tombs and there's did you know that's
Speaker 2: the thing. You can take too many tombs and like
Speaker 2: your you become too basic, like your acidity levels. It's
Speaker 2: like there's a word for it.
Speaker 1: I will say, when I take tombs instead of these
Speaker 1: natural ones, my acid reflux is really bad after taking
Speaker 1: a thumbs like like I'll take it to like subdue
Speaker 1: the acid reflex, but then the next two days my
Speaker 1: acid reflux is like even worse. Oh yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: my answer.
Speaker 5: So asks what made joall move to Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: Mistake? Work? Yeah, literally, work work, and I used to
Speaker 1: love it here.
Speaker 2: Yeah we just had that conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but oh we had it in real life.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, just work. And all my friends are moving,
Speaker 2: like all my internet friends are moving, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I am probably gonna only have this opportunity once in
Speaker 2: my fucking lifetime. I can always go back to college
Speaker 2: if I really need to. I'm just gonna take this
Speaker 2: opportunity and see where it takes me. And so far,
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally that was it for me too. And then
Speaker 1: I did love it because I was like, Oh, it's
Speaker 1: like the non human humid version of Miami in terms
Speaker 1: of weather, and I was like, that's like amazing. But
Speaker 1: now the weather scares the fuck out of me because
Speaker 1: every day feels the same and I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: losing my mind. I also want to clarify when we
Speaker 1: say we don't like LA, it's not on like the
Speaker 1: usual influencer shit where it's like I'm some privileged white
Speaker 1: person who moved into like a very like abundantly cultural
Speaker 1: city and I'm like, everyone here is fake. I fucking
Speaker 1: hate it when I'm actually just talking about like the
Speaker 1: other white people in entertainment. I'm very cognizant of the
Speaker 1: fact that LA rocks, but I just don't think it's
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I need seasons, I need isolation, I need grass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally just need seasons. I'm like, I can't,
Speaker 1: like every day feels the same and I'm losing my
Speaker 1: fuck mind. But yeah, that's that's our.
Speaker 5: Lad Megan asks advice for being in a creative rut.
Speaker 2: Girl, if you find out, let me know.
Speaker 1: I think, just don't put pressure on it. It'll pass.
Speaker 2: That's like kind of it, you shall pass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like, the more pressure you put on it,
Speaker 1: almost the deeper you'll dig yourself into the rut, because
Speaker 1: then you'll start to feel really like upset with yourself
Speaker 1: and resentful towards yourself because you're not creating anything, and
Speaker 1: that'll only keep you down longer. And if you just
Speaker 1: kind of like let go, go out, go experience things,
Speaker 1: you'll find inspiration outside of your room where I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're like trying to rack your brain for some inspiration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually a good, like, go experience fucking life.
Speaker 2: I think we were just talking about that with Josh.
Speaker 2: Like literally, I think my most of my inspiration for
Speaker 2: anything I've ever done is just like literally going and
Speaker 2: fucking living instead of just being locked inside all day,
Speaker 2: yeah and working. So go experience in life?
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 1: Sir?
Speaker 2: Media media of the we e eek? What what is
Speaker 2: the Anthony thing? New videos?
Speaker 1: Ef we week e Low Anthony. I didn't actually ever
Speaker 1: watch the lot Anthony videos.
Speaker 2: I was a stan of low Anthony.
Speaker 1: Me and him got into beef once and I made
Speaker 1: fun of his crooked teeth, and I felt really bad
Speaker 1: about it because then we like became we like squashed the.
Speaker 2: Beef squashed the beef. Okay, I'm gonna go go first.
Speaker 1: Death Metal by Panchico, Where Did He Come From? By
Speaker 1: Sunday and you can Fly on My Aeroplane by We
Speaker 1: and also Mary Jane All Night Long, Mary Day Blige,
Speaker 1: because what a just classic, what a hit.
Speaker 2: What a certified emergency Intercolm.
Speaker 1: You know what's such a serve when you just like
Speaker 1: a bunch of songs and you don't make a playlist,
Speaker 1: but then you like listen to all your recently liked
Speaker 1: songs and they sound really good together and you're like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm a genius and I.
Speaker 2: Don't even have to think about it. H Okay, moon
Speaker 2: Age Duster U mmm, well Circles Tourists uh and Summer
Speaker 2: Rained by Woa some and Young Wen Serve and.
Speaker 1: Then oh, actually, yesterday I binged the whole second part
Speaker 1: of season two Penn fifteen, one of the funniest shows ever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: such good fucking writing, Like all three of us were
Speaker 1: sitting there cracking the fuck.
Speaker 2: Up, Like it's just like I just know it was
Speaker 2: so fucking fun to write, and that's inspiring.
Speaker 1: And that's it for Media of the Week. I slay you,
Speaker 1: slay we all.
Speaker 2: Oh my Media of the week is the new Call
Speaker 2: of Duty war Zone map called there Come on people.
Speaker 1: If y'all knew how much Drew, who like sits in
Speaker 1: his room and plays Call of Duty, you would.
Speaker 2: It's not that much. It's like max two hours a day.
Speaker 2: No you the last, No, the last. The last two
Speaker 2: days have been a lot because the map that originally
Speaker 2: started war Zone was going away, and I was like
Speaker 2: getting kind of sentimental and emotional. So I was like,
Speaker 2: you know, like, I'm just gonna let myself be in play.
Speaker 2: But not every time I'm in my room, Am I
Speaker 2: playing for like four hours? Absolutely? Not, not every fucking time.
Speaker 2: There are times, yeah, but that's not every time.
Speaker 1: There are times when you're at war in your room
Speaker 1: for hours and I don't see you for the rest
Speaker 1: of the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, that's it.
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