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Speaker 1: Okay, welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: I now have the urge to say, emergency inner Cuomo.

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Speaker 2: I mean, is Governorent Cuomo? Is he is that New York?

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Speaker 2: Did he resign or he stepped down?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: He said it last episode. Didn't he get like called

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Speaker 1: out for some like sus ship or am I tripping?

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Speaker 1: That's a different There's too many politicians getting called out

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Speaker 1: for some weird shit they do behind doors to keep up.

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Speaker 2: There's too many people.

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Speaker 1: I feel like today I look like like a girl

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Speaker 1: who started using Tumblr. And then for like the holiday

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Speaker 1: party at school, I was like, I'm not gonna wear

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Speaker 1: a dress because women girls shouldn't be expected to always

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Speaker 1: wear dress. I'm different, and I wear like a button

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Speaker 1: up and I'm like, but I wear my red lipstick

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Speaker 1: to feminize it. And I was in and I'm in

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Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift era.

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Speaker 2: You are in a Taylor Swift era.

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Speaker 1: I think everyone everyone's just having a dabble back into

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Speaker 1: Taylor because good marketing. I guess it's not even marketing.

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Speaker 1: It's like she literally had to rerecord her album. That's

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Speaker 1: like not marketing, that's like hell, but you know what

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Speaker 1: they worked out for her. I saw TikTok yesterday that

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Speaker 1: I was talking about all the trademarks she owns and

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Speaker 1: eighties insane she owns, like nineteen eighty nine she trademark. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and like, of course, like it's not like like I

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Speaker 1: could call a shop technically like nineteen eighty nine or something.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, but like you can't. If you can't put

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Speaker 1: that in an album, you can't make that your album title.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you can make it like a song title.

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Speaker 1: I saw something about backpacks. You can't put it in

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Speaker 1: on a backpack.

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Speaker 2: Fearless Taylor's version, Taylor's version ts Folklore levers Fest, A

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Speaker 2: girl named the girl Swift Miss.

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Speaker 1: Yeah Swift, Miss Swift six was one.

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Speaker 2: I was like you station Swifties tale. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: He Moji okay, I drew Moji coming very soon. Moji

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Speaker 2: has been coming soon for four years. Drew Moji is

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Speaker 2: dropping very soon, y'all. I'm really excited. It's in its

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Speaker 2: final stages of development. It's coming soon. I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to put that out.

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Speaker 1: I actually randomly brought up Kemoji. Came up with a

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Speaker 1: group of friends all the day and I brought up

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Speaker 1: Drewmoji and they were all so confused. It was like

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Speaker 1: a group of friends who like didn't know and I

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Speaker 1: just I just showed the fidget to them and they go,

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Speaker 1: oh okay.

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Speaker 2: It's like, that's like the reaction i'd expect to get

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Speaker 2: out of literally anybody who doesn't know who I am.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that is a lot of your life. It's like, hmm,

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Speaker 1: I still can't believe the fucking rant you went on

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Speaker 1: about aliens in the last episode.

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Speaker 2: I rant about aliens. It was it about space. And see,

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Speaker 2: now I'm triggered, and now I'm gonna be havingisential existential

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Speaker 2: thoughts all day. So fall you know what, I'll just

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Speaker 2: I'll keep my mouth shut. I'll keep my mouth shut.

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Speaker 1: You're just gonna take a vow of silence on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: I forgot I was taking a valis lence you.

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Speaker 1: When was it that you took a vow of silence?

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Speaker 1: And all of us were so annoyed.

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Speaker 2: I don't know when was it or what was it?

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Speaker 1: When was it?

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Speaker 2: There was like a couple months ago. I just sat

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Speaker 2: in the car silent, and I was like, I'm taking

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Speaker 2: a vius vow of silence, and everyone was so pissed,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, wow, man, like it really is incredible.

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Speaker 2: It's it's insane how much value I add to the

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Speaker 2: conversation because when I'm silent, everybody's mad that I'm silent

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Speaker 2: because I'm just not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, You're exaggerating the fuck out of it. We were

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Speaker 1: all like, girl, fuck you, and we just kept talking

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Speaker 1: and then at some point you enjoined the conversation.

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Speaker 2: Well no, because it was like actual anger I felt

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Speaker 2: directed at me. So I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 2: maybe I am being a little annoying, but.

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Speaker 1: You were being so fucking annoyed because you weren't even

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Speaker 1: taking a proper vowel of silence. You kept saying like,

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Speaker 1: I'm in my vow of silence.

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Speaker 2: I'm in my valot silence there right now, Like you

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Speaker 2: can't talk to me, and like y'all would ask me

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Speaker 2: questions and I would literally ignore you all, but I

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Speaker 2: would I would answer them in my head.

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Speaker 1: I literally think we were driving you somewhere you needed

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Speaker 1: to go, and I think I was asking you questions

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Speaker 1: about going there and you weren't answering it. And that's

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Speaker 1: why I was pissing me off, because I was like, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I'm literally taking you somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Don't talk to a man in his silent era. That's

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Speaker 2: all out. That did you learn that lesson?

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Speaker 1: You know what needs top And what I learned is

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Speaker 1: more men should enter a silent era because for that

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Speaker 1: moment in time, I.

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Speaker 2: Felt the world was a little more peaceful.

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Speaker 1: I felt I knew people well.

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Speaker 2: I think women and females should be more silent.

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Speaker 1: Like, you know what's crazy is like growing up, I

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Speaker 1: heard like female a lot, and like it was just

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Speaker 1: so normal to me. Now as an adult, I'm like

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Speaker 1: being called a female is like disrespectful. Yeah, like because

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Speaker 1: someone made a good point on TikTok again, because that's

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Speaker 1: where I get all my information and like, okay, can.

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Speaker 2: I say something before it piggybacks off of that? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I was telling Kai I forgot to say this in

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Speaker 2: the last episode. But a lot of the time I

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Speaker 2: will like be like, oh, I was like reading this article.

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Speaker 2: Like I was reading this article and it was talking

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Speaker 2: about this information and it's literally a TikTok, but I

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Speaker 2: saw that was three minutes long. I don't I actually

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Speaker 2: do read, but like I actually do read shit, but

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Speaker 2: it just has more like behind it. If you say,

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Speaker 2: like if you would say, oh, I heard it in

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Speaker 2: the TikTok, like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it immediately invalidates the information in some way. But

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Speaker 1: you know, what I've realized is like gaining or garnering

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Speaker 1: opinions and takes from TikTok is no different than like

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Speaker 1: a lot of information we know is things friends have

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Speaker 1: taught us and like told us. At least for me,

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Speaker 1: that's like how I know a lot about it it,

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Speaker 1: well know a lot about a lot of things is

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Speaker 1: through friends. So like TikTok is in that different, except

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Speaker 1: there are chaos agents who are like that's spread in

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Speaker 1: the serve fear mongering. No, you know what, let's change

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Speaker 1: fear mongering fear slaying. You can go fear serving serving fear.

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid I might be on my last leigh. I

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Speaker 2: can feel it coming. I'm not very boots anymore. The

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Speaker 2: house is burning in that and not a good way.

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Speaker 1: Saying not a good way.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 1: Oh. But someone was like being called female so disrespectful

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Speaker 1: because like you could be a female anything, you could

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Speaker 1: be a like that's almost referring you as like an

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Speaker 2: Female dog a bitch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but fun, what was the thing people used to

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Speaker 1: say as kids, where it was like, yeah, I'm a bitch.

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Speaker 4: Like or like I'm a bitch, I'm a bus and

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Speaker 4: I sounded like gloves. Why I was about to say that,

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Speaker 4: I was about to say that, I don't know why

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Speaker 4: that's in my brain.

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Speaker 1: Because this morning you were trying to sing the little

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Speaker 1: Dirk song. Is that Little Dirk? That's like I did

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Speaker 1: my dance one time on TikTok went viral wit Drew

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Speaker 1: literally said I did what that my dance on tiktoking

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Speaker 2: It was even worse than that. I was like, I

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Speaker 2: did I danced on TikTok and went viral for it,

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Speaker 2: or something like I'm just dumb as ship, Like we.

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Speaker 1: Should do a full episode where it's just me playing

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Speaker 1: songs that I know you love, like playing them for

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Speaker 2: We'll do that on Patreon.

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Speaker 1: True, because I'm here to get We had our first

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Speaker 1: fucking episode get demonetized because Drew Fakes sucked the mic.

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Speaker 1: But now I'm scared because last episode I feel like

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Speaker 1: might get demonetized too because we said wiener. But in

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Speaker 2: Like they are coming after me. I got age restricted

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Speaker 2: on my fucking YouTube channel, like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, your whole channel got aged.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, but the last two videos did. And

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Speaker 2: I don't even know why the last one did. I

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Speaker 2: appealed it.

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Speaker 1: Nope, it's because it's sexy. TikTok okay. Actually TikTok hates

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Speaker 1: my TikTok counts. There's not a day that goes by

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Speaker 1: that as I'm posting, I don't get a video taken

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 1: And it started with my fucking collarbones. I would be

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Speaker 1: in bed fully covered by my sheets and I'm not kidding,

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Speaker 1: my collarbones were out, not even like a sign of boob,

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, I almost look like I don't have boobs

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Speaker 1: in those kind of videos when I'm laying down, and like,

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Speaker 2: It's it's like, actually fucked up. Have you ever tried

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Speaker 2: to suck your own boob before?

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Speaker 2: Everyone has, Okay, I was about to say, because every

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Speaker 2: was like there's something you said worship on the podcast,

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Speaker 2: and that makes you feel like that, why did that

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Speaker 2: come to my brain? Have you? But yeah, I feel like.

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Speaker 1: Imagine me laying down in my boob, falling in my

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Speaker 2: I remember, it's just curiosity.

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Speaker 1: I remember when in like seventh grade was around the

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Speaker 1: and I remember in one of those videos, this girl

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Speaker 1: And I remember trying really hard on them, being really

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Speaker 2: I can take care of that.

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Speaker 1: I remember I used to stuff my bra. I was

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Speaker 1: one of those girls where like my friend gave me

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Speaker 1: and so she escaped me her old fucking bra and

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Speaker 1: I did not anywhere near phil it. So I would

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Speaker 1: fourth grade, which is belligerent and makes no sense, that

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Speaker 1: in fourth grade. This is a conversation. But this kid Elijah,

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Speaker 1: and I'll say his fucking name, he would like never

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Speaker 1: hear this, but it was this kid who I had

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Speaker 1: why is your chest so flat? And like said that

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Speaker 1: not I'm wearing my bra right now. Like I like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I said, but I like tried

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And then I'd like shoot you all

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Speaker 2: No, I have not. But just like in that case,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry about it. My sexuality is so confused online

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it that way.

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Speaker 2: Pearl, I can polish a good pearl. I can polish

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is what we can talk about TikTok is

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Speaker 2: And Okay, that's literally where I was going to go

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Speaker 2: it connected us in a way we never ever needed

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Speaker 1: I feel that part of me is like that's like

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, like who would be paying

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Speaker 1: The fun part about TikTok is it literally is just

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Speaker 1: I post on IG, especially main feed posts, is kind

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Speaker 1: You can't just watch TikTok fucking yeah cycle, Like.

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Speaker 2: You can't just watch like TikTok's for fifteen minutes, Like

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Speaker 2: is literally in like with like apps like Vine and shit,

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Speaker 1: Because there's too many people on there.

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Speaker 2: And also like this is just real nerdy, weird shit,

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Speaker 2: but like the algorithm is actually sinister, like it is

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Speaker 2: about this, and I think you.

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Speaker 1: Have to prove something because you get all your TikTok,

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Speaker 2: I think Kai mentioned it to me as well, but

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Speaker 3: You you like, for a week, it gives you like

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Speaker 2: I don't know which fucking feel good chemical comes from

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Speaker 2: the TikTok algorithm gives you good shit, the next week

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Speaker 2: And then it's just an endless cycle. And that's why

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Speaker 1: TikTok things. I want to see this because this dumb

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Speaker 1: my for you page. Yeah, And that's the only time

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Speaker 1: the hell is this? But I get joy from it because.

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Speaker 2: I'm like the girls are talking. You're using my name

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Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. You should be fucking embarrassed. You should be embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Get a therapist. But yeah, that's the only time that

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Speaker 1: I guess like there's like feel good, happy shit that

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Speaker 2: Fashion blogger, average fashion bok.

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Speaker 1: But she has a really funny TikTok about it where

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Speaker 1: it was where she like was like how TikTok feels

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Speaker 2: That's literally what it does to your brain. This is

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Speaker 1: Is your Oh that fucking old marijuana, marijuana, that old

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she like steals money out of her mom's person.

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Speaker 2: Shit that Dana was reposted.

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Speaker 1: I used to be such a Dare kid. I used

438
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,240
Speaker 1: to be one of those people that was like exactly,

439
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 1: like weed is gonna fuck your life up and you're

440
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 1: going to pass away from it. I remember. This is

441
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:46,080
Speaker 1: so amongst all of the things that I posted as

442
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,919
Speaker 1: a fourteen fifteen year old that are extremely embarrassing to

443
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 1: look back on, one of them is I posted like a

444
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,199
Speaker 1: Dare on Dare Day or on four to twenty, I

445
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 1: posted a Dare post oh in a Dare hat, and

446
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, because I made a bunch of

447
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 1: friends in freshman year who were hell of stoners and

448
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 1: we would argue about it all the time because I'd

449
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,760
Speaker 1: be like, you are kind of fucking dumb. Like I

450
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 1: was like, you've been smoking since middle school, like girl,

451
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 1: I can tell, and like we would always beef about

452
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 1: it me in the sky. And then I made like

453
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:20,880
Speaker 1: an anti wet smoking thing crude. I mean it makes

454
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: sense like with my pal like my like shit I

455
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,640
Speaker 1: had to experience in my head. I was like, any

456
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 1: substance is that I was like, and I feel this

457
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 1: way about alcohol, but little to deny know that drinks

458
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 1: are pretty, drinks.

459
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,959
Speaker 2: It pretty, and weed is sometimes.

460
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 1: Fun and taste delicious.

461
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 2: We went to Medmen the other day, which is like

462
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 2: a weed store in LA, and we got transdermal weed patches.

463
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,159
Speaker 1: I just have not touched them. I was.

464
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,679
Speaker 2: I got them because I was like, Okay, this is

465
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 2: like taking it too far, Like how far can we

466
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 2: actually go with like getting weed into our system, like

467
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,679
Speaker 2: transdermal patches that you put on like venus venus what

468
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 2: is it? Venus venus areas on your fucking body and

469
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 2: then you just get dosed with weed all fucking day long.

470
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,480
Speaker 2: I was like, this has to be like the end.

471
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: Right, So why would I want that on all fucking day?

472
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: It's freaked well, if it's a twelve hour high, We're.

473
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: Like, why would we want that? Literally the ones we got,

474
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: Drew got a PURECBD one and then I got a

475
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 1: three to one ratio.

476
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: And also and also they're not for us. They're for

477
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 2: people in like chronic pain that like can't smoke weeds,

478
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 2: so they put it on there.

479
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 1: I am in chronic pain mentally.

480
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: Mentally, Yeah, we haven't.

481
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 1: Charity yet and I have we have our honey, do

482
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,119
Speaker 1: you know what it is?

483
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 7: It's like again, I just I can't I say it

484
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 7: so many times we spoke about it in like the

485
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 7: last episode. I can't with weed because it just it

486
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,479
Speaker 7: feels like a big like project that I have to undergo.

487
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 7: It feels like a chore and it feels like I

488
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 7: have to like make space for it in my life,

489
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 7: and like I get scared. I have to make space

490
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 7: for in my life because there's a chance that it

491
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 7: makes me feel like shit, and then I have to

492
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,159
Speaker 7: go to sleep, and.

493
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, uh, I don't want to do it. Yeah,

494
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: Like I'm scared of our which is also literally ten CBD.

495
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 2: It's tend CBD and two THAC, which, like if you're

496
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: not familiar, is a very very low like the lowest dose,

497
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 2: Like it's laughable.

498
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: Like I have friends who enjoy weed who like I'll

499
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 1: offer them like our can drinks which have two milligram THHC,

500
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 1: and they will literally laugh at me, Are you kidding me?

501
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: Like why would I want that?

502
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like that will make me feel worse. It's

503
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 2: not enough THC.

504
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 1: Those things get me high off my fucking ass. I mean,

505
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: Google got guy, laughing, I had a panic attack, and

506
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: but we'll stop talking. We always like somehow like mention

507
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 1: weed and how we're scared of it, so we'll just

508
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 1: make sure we do like a Patriot episode where we

509
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: get high and everyone can.

510
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 2: See you, so you can see us tweak the funk out.

511
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 2: Like that's a good idea.

512
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: Like I've said before, I'm like lucky enough for I'm

513
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,120
Speaker 1: like yeah, but I will say if Drew starts tweaking

514
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: next to me, like I will fully consume that energy,

515
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: freaking you.

516
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 2: Know what it What it would happen is I would

517
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 2: like see the camera and I'd be like, oh my god,

518
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 2: like this is like I'm doing. I'm this is my job,

519
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: like talking to like an inanimate object. And then on

520
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: the other side, like like are people living inside the camera?

521
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 2: Like it would get in the dark, dude, it would

522
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 2: literally get dark.

523
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 1: And then I would mention space and it would be none.

524
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be over.

525
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: I see you eyeing that stupid fucking list.

526
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 2: Well, I'm seeing if there's anything else. And the only

527
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 2: other thought that I have on this list that I

528
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: didn't touch on already is imagine dating an influencer, Like

529
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 2: like it sounds like a nightmare, And I understand that.

530
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 1: Are you talking about like us influencers are like influencers

531
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 1: who are very like this is my life, this is

532
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: what I'm doing.

533
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 2: No just us, any influencer, like literally anybody who is

534
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 2: like self absorbed, like like, because I'll be the first

535
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: admit I think I'm the best person on planet Earth,

536
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: Like I genuinely think I am number.

537
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: I even think that's an influencer thing. I think there's

538
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: plenty of people who like suck to date because.

539
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 2: They like think they're the best, but that that just

540
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 2: is piggybacking off of that, like having to take photos

541
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: of people like also, like the idea of a thirst

542
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: trapper is just so fucking NARGI.

543
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I'm like being too biased because I'm like,

544
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: what does that have? Like I was thinking about us

545
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: being dated, but I think the worst part about dating

546
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: one of us is like just the inevitability if people

547
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 1: do find out about your relationship or if, like me,

548
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: you've had a public relationship. Bit just won't shut the

549
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: fuck up. Like, bit just won't shut like take a hint, Yeah,

550
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: leave me alone.

551
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 2: It just sounds like a fucking nightmare to date either

552
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 2: another influencer or again, like a thirst trapper, Like that

553
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 2: sounds fucking embarrassing as hell embarrassing.

554
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like, I think a lot of people

555
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: usually have one public relationship and then they realized, oh,

556
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 1: that was like not a good decision, and that was

557
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: awful because the chances of it not working out are

558
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: pretty high. And then the chances of like all of

559
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: your young followers not being able to take a hint

560
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: and then saying things like I don't believe in love

561
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: any more. I'm but a fucking old myself, like because

562
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: of your relationship, those chances are pretty high. So for

563
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 1: most people don't do it. But I agree with you.

564
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,159
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think luckily people dating us don't have

565
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: to take pictures of us though, imagine.

566
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: Like because we don't post ever any on anything.

567
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: I just I would be damned if I gave one.

568
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: I just can't have anybody I'm interested in romantically taking

569
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 1: pictures of me in general. I'm like, now, why are

570
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: you doing that? Like hmmmmmmmm, see.

571
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 2: You No I want candid photos of me. I don't.

572
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,959
Speaker 2: I genuinely don't think there's like any candid photos of

573
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 2: me anywhere in the world. I have so many random

574
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: photos of you, but I just clocked the camera immediately,

575
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: and they're not candid anymore.

576
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: Like a lot of people do that.

577
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I want like candid photos. I just want

578
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: I want to be out in the wild, like enjoying nature,

579
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 2: and then someone just like take a picture of me.

580
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: You may find that significant others also, this needs to

581
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: be spoken about men in relationships.

582
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 2: Take the relationshocking photo.

583
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: It is fucking true. No man I've ever been dating

584
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: or into has taken a photo of me and I

585
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: look and I'm like, wow, that's that's such a good

586
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: photo of me, or no man in general, but specifically

587
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: the men you're dating, because I don't know what fucking

588
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: little spell I have you in that all of a

589
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: sudden you think I look good there Like you're lying now,

590
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 1: you're just letting me know you see me as one

591
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: of the ugliest people ever, and you're like kind of

592
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: into that.

593
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 2: For me, I feel like I take like decent photos

594
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 2: of it now. Yeah, but now you said no man ever, no,

595
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: But like.

596
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 1: It took you literally three years.

597
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: I would say a year ago has taken decent photos

598
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 2: of you.

599
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: You got, you got really good. When I realized you

600
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: got really good is when you took photos of Oriyan

601
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: and me for like the saline thing I did, and

602
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: you took Oryan for a thing she did. That was

603
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: when the like marking of turnaround. But I don't have

604
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: you take IG photos of me the way I used

605
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: to like I used to do used to.

606
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: Be like a fucking daily Can you take IG pictures

607
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 2: of me today? I'm like no, because.

608
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,359
Speaker 1: I hated him and I felt like I had to

609
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: take pictures. I was like, fully cut off your whole

610
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: like influencer dating thing.

611
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 2: I literally I kind of got all my thoughts. I

612
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 2: just think it would be fucking awful. I genuinely think

613
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 2: it would be the worst experience of my life.

614
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't say I feel like, oh my god,

615
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: I I could I could see I can't see myself if.

616
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: I just don't think men should be like they're trapping there,

617
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: I said, no exactly.

618
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: I don't think men should be posting photo dumps either. Yeah,

619
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 2: there are no real men like like.

620
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: No they post a photo dump. But why the fuck

621
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: are there three photos of you in this photo dump?

622
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 2: Three selfies? Why are you taking yourself?

623
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: Why are you taking no stop. I'm sorry, But the

624
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: idea of men like finding good lighting and taking a selfie,

625
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: like you know you need to if you see good lighting,

626
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: you should be able to look at the sun and

627
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: know it's time to go to fucking work, like you

628
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: should go to war a curious that you should be

629
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: clocking sunlight on the floor and good lighting is.

630
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 2: Because you're farmer. That's the that's no, that's the female

631
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 2: like farmer gatherers.

632
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: No, that's men's work now, because it's like, oh my god,

633
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: I have to go like farm, I have to go

634
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: like rally up the cattle and put them back inside.

635
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 2: It's into the farm.

636
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, to the farm. Oh my god, Like I can't.

637
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm going to freak out at the idea

638
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 1: of like men saying good lighting and like taking out

639
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: their phone to film with TikTok. What are you doing?

640
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I imagine walking out, imagine walking

641
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 2: in on your significant other and making a TikTok.

642
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: I would throw up. Oh my god, I would start crying.

643
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: I would start throwing things at him.

644
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 2: Like actually, I would run away and disappear. I would

645
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 2: disappear from my life, like.

646
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: And but for girls, I'm like yeah, like.

647
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: No, I'm like get it, girl, like you're hot, Like

648
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: get it, turn it out. But if a man finds

649
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: himself attractive and is airing it out online, I'm like, now.

650
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: You know you need to work on that personality, right

651
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: because like if you.

652
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: I know you're insecure.

653
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: That's my thing is like men like will curate their

654
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: look before their personality. So if you're looking at a

655
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: man and he's like really invested in his look, girl.

656
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: Behind straight by the way, yeah, I'm talking.

657
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: About straight men. Like if there's like a straight man

658
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: who's like, oh, I'm like so into how I look

659
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 1: behind that forehead? There are no thoughts behind that forehead

660
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: you were you were in that relations thought to be

661
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: a character development.

662
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 2: This is like literally killer the Killer is no.

663
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: Literally you Oh my god. I would like I'm I'm like,

664
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: actually repulse if you're dating no, I'm just like I

665
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: could keep going for I was gonna be like imagine

666
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: dating a straight man influencer and like you're going to

667
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: events as his plus one? Now what are you doing?

668
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

669
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: Why the fuck are we? What is happening? Like why

670
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: do you want to go have a key? Like you

671
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: have to make a house.

672
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: Right now, you have to go build the house. Go

673
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 2: build our home.

674
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: You can't be having a key.

675
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 2: Go be an accountant or something like. Literally, go put

676
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 2: that business degree to use.

677
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: You need to go file your fucking taxes. I just yeah,

678
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: I just don't believe in like straight men having fun.

679
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: And I'll cut off my rant there because I could,

680
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: God knows, I could go on an anti man campaign

681
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: for years. You know what I'm actually gonna start. I'm

682
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: gonna start a pro Lobotomi for men campaign.

683
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

684
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna rin actually.

685
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: Would support Queen. I would support that.

686
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'll have a petition up soon. We'll do

687
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: like a parade rally in La on Fairfax.

688
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 2: I literally support it.

689
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: I said, I made a joke about lobotomies the other

690
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: day and people were really like, oh my god, like

691
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: in real life, I.

692
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: Said a lootomy joke on I said the lobotomy joke

693
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 2: online and people were pissing me too, And I was like,

694
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lo bottomize all of y'all. Get off Twitter.

695
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: You got Twitter? Brain?

696
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: No? Literally, Like the Internet is so funny how it

697
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: finds a joke funny for like three minutes and then

698
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: randomly it decides that like, actually, that's like not chill. Yeah,

699
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, bitch, you know what's not chill?

700
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 2: Your breath, you stinky bitch, Go shower. I was gonna

701
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: say something, Go wash your fucking clothes. Yeah, I know

702
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: you got dirty clothes on your.

703
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: Bed, dirty clothes under your bed. Oh. That's one thing

704
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: that I just can't like, I can't like get with,

705
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: like dirty rooms, Like now, why the fuck are you

706
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: filming a TikTok And I can see your whole mush

707
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: pile of stinky undies behind you.

708
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 2: At least hide it, like, please take it to the corner.

709
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: We have normalized dirty, dirty ass rooms, like where the

710
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: fuck is your or your parents? Your parents aren't they're

711
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: depressed in you hide your depression pile. And I know

712
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh, I want to show the real sides

713
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: of me on the internet. I don't want to see

714
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: your stained fucking undies in the back of a TikTok.

715
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: You look good, you beat your face, now kick that

716
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: pile out of frame and.

717
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 2: Then try again, try again.

718
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

719
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever just been like a messy person.

720
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: I think literally my entire life. I have just been

721
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 2: a clean fucking freak. And it's not even something like

722
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 2: parents like like forced into me. They just I just

723
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 2: was because I just don't like messy spaces. I think

724
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: it's like very uncomfortable.

725
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: My dad drilled being clean into us. I used to

726
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: be like messy as a kid, Like my under my

727
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: bed was full of shit and like oh it was

728
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: so bad. And now like my room right now isn't

729
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: even necessarily messy, but it's like driving me insatan and

730
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: I have to clean it.

731
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: I'd like when you were gone, I completely, like mop

732
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 2: swept the whole nine yards because I feel like I

733
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: haven't done that in so long. And I did it

734
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: throughout the house too.

735
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: It was so clean when you got back. My presence

736
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: has made it a little messier. Like yeah, I'm not

737
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: like the cleanest person ever. I just like put things

738
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: where I like want them, when they're where they're easily accessible.

739
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 2: To me, and then I like come through and I'm like, Okay,

740
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: we have cabinets and cupboards for a reason, Like, but.

741
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: Our cabinets and cupboards are all like full of shit.

742
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 2: We should clean them out.

743
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh my makeup bag, I've been doing my makeup in

744
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: the bathroom and I leave my.

745
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: Makeupack because I got a new makeup back then, I.

746
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 1: Just leave on the counter and Drew put it. I

747
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: didn't say anything. You put it on top of the

748
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: fucking toilet, and all the germaphobia and me like literally

749
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: went to my throat and I'm like, I was like,

750
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna fucking break out and like die in

751
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: the next three days because he's gonna give me fucking

752
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: like eco li from like putting my shit on here

753
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: and I like freaked out, and then I put it

754
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: on the towel rack instead.

755
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 2: Or I'm sorry for doing that, but it had to

756
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: be done for my brain, you.

757
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: Know what it is. I have to figure I need

758
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: to start doing my makeup in my room, but I

759
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: hate my vanity and I like, I don't I don't

760
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 1: know what to do with my room. I like need

761
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: to throw things away and like get rid of shit,

762
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: but I'm attached to all my items and also just

763
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: sounds like work. I'm like, oh, I don't want to

764
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: plate I go through and like throw shit away. I'm

765
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: That's one thing I'm actually really bad at is like

766
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: keeping like certain little things and pictures and stuff like

767
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't save all of my photos onto hard drives,

768
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: like I've been trying to get good at that, so

769
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: I have like shit to look back at. But I

770
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: am so like I don't need it now, so I

771
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 1: won't ever need it and I'll throw it away. I'm like,

772
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: I don't care.

773
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of my shit is backed up and I

774
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 2: have all my old iPhones because I'm like dude. One day,

775
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 2: like like literally last night, Madeline, my sister was sending

776
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 2: me pictures from our old like yearbooks from second grade,

777
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 2: and it was cracking me up. Like my parents, like

778
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 2: when we got our yearbooks, we were fucking evil, Like

779
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 2: we would go through and mark out like the people

780
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 2: we didn't like and write the meanest shit possible. And

781
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: we were in second grade, like have this shit. I'm like,

782
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: how the fuck did we know? Like this was like

783
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: something mean to say, like it made no sense what

784
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: we were saying to these people. But I will say

785
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 2: every person we marked out was a weirdo freak and

786
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 2: ended up being a weirdo freak later in life. So

787
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: I'm not saying our intuition was correct in second grade,

788
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 2: but I am saying our intuition was correct in second

789
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 2: grade because all of them are fucking weirdos now. But

790
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: that's beside the point. Literally, I think it like my

791
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 2: my parents would be like, don't mark in your fucking yearbooks,

792
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 2: and I was like pissed because now, my I mean,

793
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I'm trying to say anymore,

794
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: but basically.

795
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: Now you don't have like as much content of Like, no.

796
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: I'm happy I marked in the fucking yearbooks because they're funnier,

797
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: Like they're way way more enjoyable than if I looked

798
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: back and was like, oh, this is like a bare yearbook.

799
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 2: Now I have something to fucking laugh at.

800
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: Dude. I literally don't have any yearbooks, granted, because like

801
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 1: we like kind of couldn't afford them, and my schools

802
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: also didn't make them. Like my school, like my elementary

803
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: school didn't have a yearbook no grade until like senior year.

804
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: Was there ever really an offering of a yearbook, Like

805
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: senior year, there was, and it was like fifty dollars

806
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: and most of us are like almost ten fifty dollars

807
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: on that that sounds like a lot. So I don't

808
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 1: have anything. I just have like a few, like of

809
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: the school photos. But even that, like my dad has

810
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: a storage unit that all of us like stay away

811
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: from because it's too much shit in there that I

812
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: actually really want to go in. Because the one thing

813
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: I do know that I have from like when I

814
00:36:54,080 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: was fourteen, is every psychotic, dramatic, like depressed young teenager

815
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: had a fucking shoe box or some shit where they

816
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: would write like very insane notes and throw them in there.

817
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,439
Speaker 1: And I have like some crazy shit that I wrote,

818
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,800
Speaker 1: and I would love, love, love just to find that

819
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: box because I know it'll make me so sad.

820
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 2: My fucking parents when they moved out of like my

821
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 2: childhood home, I like my room kind of just stayed

822
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: the same when I like moved out, and they moved

823
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 2: all my shit out of my room for me when

824
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 2: I moved, and they were like selling the furniture, but

825
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: in one of my drawers, I had just all of

826
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: my like really gnarly sad like notes, journals, like all

827
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 2: this just like really fucked up shit that like no

828
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 2: one should see. And I'm pretty sure like when they

829
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: went through it, like they saw some of it, and

830
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: I'd trust them enough to like not like go through

831
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: all my like sad shit. But I know they saw

832
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 2: some of it, and I was like, oh, I was

833
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 2: like erking inside because like but now, I mean, I'm

834
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 2: like fucking ten years older. Now I literally don't give

835
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: a shit, but like, yeah, it was just funny to

836
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: think about that they probably saw all my like fourteen

837
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,479
Speaker 2: year old thoughts.

838
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: As we're talking about this, I'm thinking about, like, uh,

839
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: when I went through my big journaling phase even in

840
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: high school and like junior or senior year and all

841
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: the things I was writing, and I have those in

842
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: the house right now. I'm like, I want to go

843
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 1: look at those because now it's so scary that shit

844
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: is like six seven years old, which is so terrifying

845
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: because I remember I read some of that, like even

846
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: like three years ago, when I was like, this wasn't

847
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: that long ago, and it's just like kind of embarrassing.

848
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 1: But now it would be like, oh my god, this

849
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: was like almost a decade old. Like me exaggerating, I'm

850
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: like talking about something from when I was seventeen. I'm like,

851
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: this is almost a decade old, but I guess it

852
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,439
Speaker 1: kind of is because it's like six years.

853
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 2: It's like leaning, Ah, I.

854
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: Love growing old. Someone Oh, someone actually made a comment

855
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: where it was like we saw the tumbler posts where

856
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: you would hate about aging. Yeah, nobody. When you're seventeen eighteen,

857
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: it sounds like the worst thing. It's seventeen, eighteen nineteen,

858
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: it sounds like the fucking worst thing ever to grow old.

859
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: But once you hit like twenty one, it's like, Okay,

860
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: let's fete up the process, like not for me, let's

861
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: keep it going, like at least for me.

862
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 2: Literally, it's just it's fucked up that, like somehow through

863
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: all these years, I've like, I'm I'm only fifteen. I

864
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 2: literally just turned fifteen. Oh I remember that. Oh you

865
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: know what, My sixteenth fucking birthday is actually in March

866
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: on the fourth, like, which is crazy. I'm super excited

867
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 2: to get my fucking license.

868
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Drew's age regressing out of paranoia of becoming old.

869
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: We're just gonna let him go with it, exactly. No,

870
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: you have to at least please just be turning twenty

871
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: one so we could still go to bars, and shit,

872
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: I'm turning sixteen, Okay, can you get a fake?

873
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 2: No, bitch, why not? I don't look twenty one at

874
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 2: fucking all.

875
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: Okay, that doesn't matter. How bouncers literally don't care like

876
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: you're being like dramatic.

877
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just be too nervous to give

878
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 2: it to the no.

879
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: Because you'd be with all your older friends so you

880
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: would get in.

881
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 2: Still, Okay, maybe I'll get a fucking fake. Maybe. I mean,

882
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 2: like six you're just peer pressuring a fucking fifteen year

883
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 2: old and it's a little weird, like I will.

884
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 6: I was just about to say, like, yeah, sure, being

885
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 6: sixteen in a bar with a lot of adults is

886
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 6: like very not okay and dangerous and know what to

887
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 6: do that, but like you're gonna be with your other

888
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 6: friends who are protecting you.

889
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 2: True, So if y'all have my bag, I'll d D

890
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 2: i'ld be the deciated.

891
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 1: You don't have your license yet you're sixteen at fifteen? Yeah,

892
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe I never got a fake because I

893
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: was actually so scared of like you know what it was.

894
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: I never got a fake. Not because I'm being scared,

895
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: because I have too big of like an ego and

896
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: pride to get turned down like it would it would

897
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: like eat away at me if a bouncer looked and

898
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, this.

899
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 2: Is fake and like turn literally in shit, ask nowhere

900
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,360
Speaker 2: Texas where we grew up, there was nothing more to do.

901
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: I mean there was nothing else to do other than

902
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 2: fucking drink in people's attics, and that was actually it.

903
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 2: So we all had fake id's when we were like sixteen,

904
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 2: and everybody in town knew we had fake id's. Everybody

905
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 2: knew who we were. Like, I don't know why they

906
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 2: were still selling alcohol to.

907
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: Us, but like, well because the money.

908
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Literally, like there were a few gas stations you

909
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 2: could go to without fail and use your fake idea.

910
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 2: And when I was sixteen, I did not look twenty one,

911
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 2: and neither did any of my fucking friends. Like we

912
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: all looked like fucking actually thirteen year old's, Like why

913
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: were you giving us like thirty racks of Natty Light?

914
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 2: Like obviously that it's like white people culture. It's beer.

915
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: It's like a thirty count beer pack of natural light.

916
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 2: I have not heard I but you know what it is.

917
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: It's the worst. It's water beer, like literally like is

918
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting, but it's cheap as fucking bones. But it's

919
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 2: actually crazy that you mention this because I was just

920
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: talking to this with one of my friends one time.

921
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: So we were like, I want to say. We were

922
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: seventeen and me and my buddies, like we went to

923
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 2: no we were eighteen because we went to a club

924
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: in Dallas. And we went to a club in Dallas

925
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 2: and my friend we were just like on the dance floor.

926
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 2: I think it was a lizard lounge. If you know

927
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 2: the ligit that is the most cursed place on Earth.

928
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: I have so many I have so many stories from

929
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,240
Speaker 2: the Lizard Lounge in Dallas. If you know, you fucking

930
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 2: know that place is evil, sinister, has very dark energy.

931
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 2: It fucking sucks. Anyways, we were dancing on the dance

932
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 2: floor like whatever, and he looked down and found an

933
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: ID on the floor and it was like the Holy

934
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 2: Grail moment. It was like holy fucking shit, like it

935
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 2: looked just like him. He was twenty one. It was

936
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 2: a scannable ID, like it was a real idea and

937
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 2: it like changed our fucking we were I was seventeen.

938
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 2: It changed our lives forever because I had to be

939
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 2: snuck into the fucking clubs. Anyways, we uh took this

940
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 2: ID back to my hometown Grand Barry, and like we

941
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 2: use it at all these places. It was like going, well,

942
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 2: like we use it for like three months. I want

943
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: to say, it was like it was the jackpot, Like

944
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: we were not gonna get caught. You couldn't Like it

945
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 2: wasn't wasn't gonna fail like whatever. A side note, my

946
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 2: hometown is two hours away from the club that we

947
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 2: found this at, so it's like a two hour drive

948
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: to this club. Well we're just like using it. Like literally,

949
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 2: like I said, it was like hitting the jackpot. Well,

950
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 2: we try it at this new gas station that we've

951
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 2: never been to, or that we've been to, but like

952
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 2: is notorious for taking like fake Id's like she knows,

953
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: like you're not getting past her, Like she's not going

954
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 2: to jail because she sold the sixteen year old some

955
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 2: fucking beer. Whatever. We go there because we're like, oh,

956
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: it's a real idea, like she's not gonna and we

957
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 2: give it to her and like I'm standing behind my

958
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 2: friend and uh, she looks at the ID and she's

959
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 2: like this isn't you And he's like, yeah, it is.

960
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 2: It's it's me, Like what are you talking about And

961
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: she's like, no, it's not fucking you. This is my nephew.

962
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 2: And literally, I don't know what the chances are of

963
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: that fucking happening, But I'm pretty sure he was in

964
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,479
Speaker 2: the military and like away like on duty or whatever

965
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: the fuck, Like I don't even know why, like whatever,

966
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 2: that's the set of point. You're like he literally he

967
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 2: was like away in like serving the army or some shit,

968
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 2: and this fucking ID like sure enough, like was her nephew.

969
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 2: And she was like, I'm gonna call the fucking cops,

970
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 2: Like this is fucking insane. Y'all are insane people, Like

971
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you doing with my nephew's ID,

972
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,439
Speaker 2: like started freaking out and like we just ran away,

973
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: and like she kept the ID but like the chances

974
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 2: of that happening are like zero, and I can't cannot

975
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 2: believe that fucking happened. Her nephew two hours away, just

976
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 2: on the bottom, like on the floor of a club

977
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 2: like that the sound like he is like dead literally.

978
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: Like her nephew two hours away on the floor of

979
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: a club. I don't have any stories like that because

980
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: I just never did shit like that. Actually, there is

981
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 1: this idea like a fake that Orian has had for

982
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: like ever, what's her name? I feel like I shouldn't

983
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: say it, should we bleep? Yes? Say I'm gonna say

984
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: and bleep it. Oh, but she like she doesn't really

985
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: look like Orian or me. She just has like a

986
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: very like you know when you bitches love to tag

987
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: me and like any other Latina girl with like a

988
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 1: wide face, and you're like, oh, this is you because

989
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: like everyone assumes that, like because I have a wide face,

990
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna look like every other Latina on the Internet.

991
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: That's kind of the vibe that this id was giving

992
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: where it was like she just had the same like

993
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: face with as me and Orian. So like it worked,

994
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: and I remember the first time I was using it,

995
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: I was who I was so fucking panicked about it

996
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: because I was like, they're gonna know, they're gonna know.

997
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: But like, I don't think a lot of bouncers, especially

998
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: when you're like around other people who are actually twenty

999
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: one and up, actually give a fuck no, especially in LA,

1000
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: Like it's actually fucked up. Like I've been in a

1001
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: club and there has been like a fifteen year old

1002
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: at one of these like LA parties and I'm like

1003
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: who invited this? Yeah, and like trying to order me

1004
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: a drink and I'm like I'm like so fucking embarrassing.

1005
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: I don't get hit on, no one talks to me.

1006
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: And one of the only times a person has been like, oh,

1007
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: let me buy you a drink, it's been a fucking

1008
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: random minor who I'm like, why are you in here?

1009
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 2: There was the most insane scenario I've ever been in.

1010
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: And then I just had to play nice because I

1011
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: didn't want to like embarrass the fuck out of this child.

1012
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, okay, go ahead, and they

1013
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: got me a drink and I literally grabbed it and

1014
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: then pushed it at the end of the other side

1015
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: of the bar and walked away. And then I was like,

1016
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: that was the most embarrassing experience in my life.

1017
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 2: It's humbling me with my literal child.

1018
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: Being like what do you want? Literally, like that's how

1019
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: I fault because they had no idea what to order.

1020
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: They were like, what are you getting? I'll get one

1021
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 1: for you, and I was like, oh my god, you

1022
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: need to go home.

1023
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 2: Somebody say, if only if you could say the name,

1024
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 2: it would be so it would be so much funnier.

1025
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 2: It would be fucking insane. It's it's just literally like insane.

1026
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 1: Oh, is is so funny? It is? But I won't

1027
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: make fun of them like that or like I won't publicly.

1028
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 2: Shame because they literally are a fifty.

1029
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: They are a child, and I just like I always

1030
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: feel bad because I'm like, there's a line between like

1031
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: being a child and like having fun and then like

1032
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: being a child in an environment where it's like only adults.

1033
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, you, you're in a dangerous your parents need

1034
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: to your parents need to throw an air tag in

1035
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: your pocket and like track track your.

1036
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 2: Ass, like dude. The crazy thing is is, though, is

1037
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 2: that like these kids are all like child stars and

1038
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 2: they like pay their own I just fucking no electricity.

1039
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 2: Electricity fucking zapped through my leg. Oly shit.

1040
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, they were like paying their parents' bills. So

1041
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: if their parents speak to them, they're like.

1042
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 2: Fuck you exactly.

1043
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: And that's why if I do have a baby, I

1044
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: won't give it an iPad and I'll tell it that

1045
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: that there's nothing outside of our house, so it doesn't

1046
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 1: believe I'm going a gypsy rose to five my baby.

1047
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1048
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: The funny thing is as like a teenager. One of

1049
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: my really cynical funny memories that I have is me

1050
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: and Dante. We were like always just making up really

1051
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: fucked up hypotheticals and this is such a fuck up hypothetical.

1052
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,479
Speaker 1: But the fact that when I was making this joke,

1053
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: the Gypsy Rose thing was happening, and I had no

1054
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 1: idea because I didn't know about it until like twenty seventeen,

1055
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. I literally made a joke to Dante where

1056
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna have a baby just to

1057
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: like fuck around and see how far I can take

1058
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: like lying and like borderline abusing it until like I

1059
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: get Gypsy Yeah, And so I was remember I was

1060
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: telling Donta. I was like, I'm just gonna tell the kid.

1061
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: It's this is so fucked up, but like it's literally

1062
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: what Gypsy Rose mom did to her. But I literally

1063
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: told Dante. I was like, oh, I'm gonna have a

1064
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: kid and like convince it it can't use its legs

1065
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: and like be like no, you can't walk like the

1066
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,839
Speaker 1: doctor said so, and like get fake doctors to tell

1067
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 1: it this information. And then I was like and then

1068
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: one day I'm like a little lenient and I'm like, okay, fine,

1069
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: you can invite a friend over. And then like the

1070
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: friends are all hanging out in the room with my

1071
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: kid and they're like, have you ever even tried to

1072
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: stand up, and my kid's like, no, my mom always

1073
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: told me I couldn't, and like the friends are like,

1074
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: just try. And then I walk in on the kids

1075
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: standing and I freaked the fuck out, and I'm like,

1076
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's a really fucked up thing I said

1077
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: as a fifteen yarm amongst a lot of things. But

1078
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: it's okay because at least I didn't do it.

1079
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean there's still time.

1080
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's I'm that's that's in my thirties, I enter

1081
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 1: my what's the name of gypsy, like the thing munch

1082
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: Housen synd I'm going to enter my munch house and

1083
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: syndrome in my thirties and my like mid thirties.

1084
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 2: You could just do that to me. You could like

1085
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: that you you are, You could know we could take

1086
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 2: over the fucking world together.

1087
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 1: Everybody has seen you move, bitch, what are you about

1088
00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 1: to take?

1089
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 2: I could get in a car wrect, I could get

1090
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 2: in a car wreck. I mentioned in the last episode

1091
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 2: that I've seen a lot of people die, and I

1092
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 2: feel like not people don't believe me, but I have

1093
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: seen a lot of people die. I think I have

1094
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 2: an omen Oh my god.

1095
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: Like we were almost done with this episode. You like

1096
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: could not you couldn't not squeeze.

1097
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 2: It in No, because I just thought about it. I

1098
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 2: was like, I have seen a lot of death, Like, Okay,

1099
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 2: I won't get into it, but oh, I.

1100
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: Know what you're gonna mention your life text.

1101
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: To me, I'll save it. No, No, not even that one.

1102
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 2: I forgot about that one. I have like three more

1103
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 2: deaths that literally happened in front of me, one when

1104
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 2: I was nine, dude. Actually two of them happened in

1105
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 2: the same fucking year when I was like nine years old,

1106
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 2: and I remember them so fucking vividly, Like I'm not

1107
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: kidding this close like people dying in front of me.

1108
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,399
Speaker 1: Oh my, personally, I haven't experienced that, which is why

1109
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. People don't believe me when I say

1110
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm like butt fuck stupid, but it's by choice. Like

1111
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: I do a really good job at turning my fucking

1112
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: brain off, like I said in the last episode, Like

1113
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: it's usually on like autopilot mode, and then sometimes I

1114
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: have to spark my brain up with like on some

1115
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: like plugging your car in and rubbing the engine, like

1116
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: that's what I have to do to my literal brain

1117
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: to get myself to have certain conversations. But for the

1118
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: most part, I'm just on autopilot and I couldn't care less.

1119
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: I'm so like disconnected from my own reality. Like it's

1120
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: a big fat joke to me.

1121
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 2: I'm trying so hard to enter my NPC era where

1122
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 2: I just like exist in I'm just a background character

1123
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 2: in everybody else's life. It's just like so hard for

1124
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 2: me to do that, so hard for me not to

1125
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 2: be the main character.

1126
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: Everyone thinking they're the fucking main character.

1127
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 2: That's a fucking dizzy girl.

1128
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,439
Speaker 1: I didn't see you at the grocery store. I don't

1129
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: care what you were wearing.

1130
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: I didn't fucking but you saw me.

1131
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 1: I saw you because you won't shut the punk up exactly.

1132
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 1: I will say, I don't think I'm the main character,

1133
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 1: but I do like when people look at me in public,

1134
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: like I love screaming in public and being annoying in public.

1135
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 1: Like there, I'm not kidding. Nothing beats that feeling. I

1136
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: don't even like if someone told me, okay, you could

1137
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: either never have sex again in your life or you

1138
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: could never scream and shout and be obnoxious in public,

1139
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, I'm turning my celibacy era

1140
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: wing bot can take it from here. I'll be okay

1141
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: because I love screaming in public.

1142
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 2: Josh's sex robot theory. If everybody had a sex robot,

1143
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 2: life would be so much better.

1144
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I won't go into it. I'm like,

1145
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: let me stop talking about sex so that, like our podcast,

1146
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: doesn't it fully demoid? Yeah? I say the S words

1147
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: so much that like the podcast. At this point, things

1148
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 1: were like having like an s positive like debate every

1149
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: time we get on here.

1150
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 2: It is interesting how the iPhone thirteen is released and

1151
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 2: they got a little slick with it. Apple got a

1152
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 2: little slick with it. But it's interesting how six months

1153
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: after the iPhone thirteen was released, my phone is now

1154
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 2: buggy as shit.

1155
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,919
Speaker 1: You and every other dumb fuck on the internet says

1156
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: that shit, but it's true.

1157
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 4: It's true.

1158
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 2: All of my apps are crashing, all of my asps

1159
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 2: fucking crash. Now. I never once has my has TikTok

1160
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 2: or Instagram or anything fucking crash on my phone, and

1161
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:26,840
Speaker 2: now they're all crashing.

1162
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: When's the last time you updated your phone?

1163
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 2: Like I want to say.

1164
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: Exactly, like that's your own fault. That's not a thing.

1165
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: I hate that theory. I'm like, y'all are fucking dumb.

1166
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 2: You'll it'll come, it'll I think that actually was proven true.

1167
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: I think how about this, people get off your fucking phone.

1168
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 2: Okay, it was proven true, right, that they literally throttle

1169
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 2: your phone on purpose.

1170
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was proven. But I think there's like a

1171
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 5: weird nuance to it where when your battery gets older,

1172
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 5: the iPhone will throttle the CPU so that it doesn't

1173
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 5: die faster or something like that.

1174
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 3: Was the.

1175
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: Oh it's true.

1176
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: No, I still believe that. It's like it's like when

1177
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: someone shows you like a car, or like someone you

1178
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: know gets a certain model of a car, and now

1179
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, when you're driving, you notice that

1180
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,439
Speaker 1: car a lot more and you feel like you're seeing

1181
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: it a lot more. But it's because it was pointed out.

1182
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 2: To you that me and my schizophrenic era, I was

1183
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 2: literally in my.

1184
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,040
Speaker 1: Schizophrenic era, was being gangstock.

1185
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 2: So dude, I'm not kidding. Every time I saw a

1186
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 2: car with a head light out on the right side.

1187
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I love you with all my heart, but sometimes

1188
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: you do shit like that, and I'm like, if you

1189
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: were my kid, I would smack you so hard on

1190
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: the back of the head because.

1191
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,760
Speaker 2: I genuinely thought I was being followed.

1192
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: You want a problem so bad, bitch, I'm gonna give

1193
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: you a fucking problem. Like Drew is so annoying, and

1194
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: he'll like, he'll be in the car with me. Oh,

1195
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: I see this light all the time, so I'm gonna

1196
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 1: fucking like we're gonna crash. I'm driving, Bitch, to keep

1197
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: that shit to yourself, Like the fuck are you talking about? Also,

1198
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: of course you see it. You're you're doing nothing. You're

1199
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: like sitting in my passenger seat borders shit, and like

1200
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: you use your phone for like thirty minutes.

1201
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,400
Speaker 2: But we're not talking about those rainbow lights right outside

1202
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 2: our house on the.

1203
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: Fucking I will say, I don't know what that is,

1204
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: and I don't know that.

1205
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 2: It's eerie though.

1206
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh I remember one time I got into a really

1207
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 1: really big, like debate with someone I knew, like a

1208
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: few years ago about privacy and like, I don't give

1209
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: a fuck about my I don't care are like I'm

1210
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: literally a public figure.

1211
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 2: Lost all my data. I don't give yeah, sell my data, look.

1212
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: At my tits, look at my couchie, Like I don't care,

1213
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: Like I literally don't.

1214
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 2: Care, Like I'm doing nothing wrong. Why should I care?

1215
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm not laundering money, I'm not like looking

1216
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: at shit I shouldn't be looking at if you want

1217
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: to like stalk me, like the FBI agent behind my camera,

1218
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: Where the fuck the dumb joke y'all make is like,

1219
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 1: go ahead, you gonna see me taking a fast shit.

1220
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 1: You're gonna see me like watching tiktoks. You're gonna see

1221
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: me like using my phone in the shower sometimes because

1222
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking lunatic.

1223
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 2: The Kodak video of him live in a shower and

1224
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 2: it falls into the bottom of showering. You see, it's

1225
00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:04,760
Speaker 2: fucking gucc and Wiener. That shit is the funniest fucking

1226
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen in my life. And then it's

1227
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 2: just like slagging out kind.

1228
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: Of, but yeah, I remember that. And then like the

1229
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: person I was arguing with god really mad and they

1230
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 1: were like, I want my privacy and I was like,

1231
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: you're fucking boring, like no one cares to look at

1232
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: what you're looking at.

1233
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 2: Like dude, and we were in the middle of I

1234
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 2: do need to educate myself on that more, because like

1235
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:25,839
Speaker 2: when people are like you need like they're taking away

1236
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 2: your privacy, Like what are they taking away?

1237
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 5: That?

1238
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 2: Like is not like I don't I don't get the conversation.

1239
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess maybe maybe I'm uneducated, But again, I

1240
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: like that. I like the simplicity that my little like

1241
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: fucking age.

1242
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 2: You're just another cog in the machine and you're a

1243
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,439
Speaker 2: pawn in their game.

1244
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,440
Speaker 1: I can buy my cute little clothes and go on

1245
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: deep hop and like distract myself and like do my

1246
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: little tasks like.

1247
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 2: You're upon in their capitalistic And then they.

1248
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: Were like they were like it's not okay that like,

1249
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: oh they were taking the take, which like for them,

1250
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: they like. I think the reason this argument pissed me

1251
00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 1: off is because they didn't care about it for like

1252
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: any other reason that they were just like being annoying

1253
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: and they were like, but I want my privacy. I'm like, girl,

1254
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: you're like white, what the fuck are you scared of?

1255
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: Like you don't need your privacy? Oh, because they were like, oh,

1256
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: there's like surveillance cameras on every corner now and like

1257
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 1: cameras when you walk into restaurants, And I was like, literally,

1258
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: that's not affecting me, Like I don't care, like I

1259
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: would post a TikTok in here anyway, So why the

1260
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: fuck do I care? Like why are we having this

1261
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: conversation like they.

1262
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 2: Want their privacy in the off chance that they do

1263
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 2: commit a crime. Like I'm confused, Like why do you

1264
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 2: care if those cameras filming you all the time?

1265
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, it's not like you're saying like, oh,

1266
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: like I'm worried because there are some people who like

1267
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: have to steal to live, and like now with the technology,

1268
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: it's like not even that argument. It's just like I

1269
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: want I don't want to be seen. I'm like, girl,

1270
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: no one's looking anyway, like congrats, like no one cares.

1271
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my take. I'm sure there's one of

1272
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: you big brain bitches out there who can like explain

1273
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: why it's bad.

1274
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,439
Speaker 2: How about you do that but in a nice, non

1275
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 2: condescending way. How about we try that for once. How

1276
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: about we try educating each other in a non condescending,

1277
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: asshole fucking bitch way. I'm tired of like literally like

1278
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 2: like saying one thing wrong and then everyone being fucking

1279
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: assholes about it. I'm like, okay, how about you just

1280
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 2: say it like oh, actually this was like kind of

1281
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: like wrong, like don't say that, say this.

1282
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: Well, no, because the internet it's a moral yeah, it

1283
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: is a moral game. And it's black and white and

1284
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: there is no middle context exactly either this or that,

1285
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: and no one fucking cares. And you know what, y'all

1286
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 1: can play that game. But once my iPhone screen locks,

1287
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: it's all gone.

1288
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 2: Babe, I'm not on Twitter anymore. I'm not on Twitter anymore.

1289
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 2: It's gone.

1290
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I don't I don't have

1291
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: to look at what you're saying. I'm locking my iPhone

1292
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: right now.

1293
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 2: Lock, dude.

1294
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: That's the funniest thing about arguing on the Internet is

1295
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:46,959
Speaker 1: literally like it's like hanging up on a It's not real.

1296
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:48,479
Speaker 2: It's not real.

1297
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: Who was saying? Oh h that girl col A Monkey

1298
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Speaker 1: like always says that. And I think it's so funny

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00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: and such a like blissful take as like a young person,

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00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: because I feel like now young I feel bad for

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00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 1: young people because of course, there are the pros to

1302
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: being educated, like highly educated at that age, so you

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00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,040
Speaker 1: don't make mistakes a lot of us made as younger people,

1304
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 1: and you're like well educated. But to a certain extent.

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00:59:10,040 --> 00:59:12,439
Speaker 1: A lot of it is like this, like deep deep

1306
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: rage for like moral hierarchy that young people shouldn't have

1307
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: because especially as a young person like you have not

1308
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 1: experienced nearly enough to have played the game in real

1309
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: life of like learning rights and wrongs and learning what

1310
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 1: makes you feel good, what makes other people feel good

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00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: or bad or blah blah blah blah, and cola Monkey

1312
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 1: is always like jokingly but like obviously seriously being like

1313
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Speaker 1: y'all are so fucking annoying and angry on my phone,

1314
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: Like you're literally on my iPhone like I can, like

1315
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: I can just lock it, and then you are silent,

1316
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: like you like this isn't real, Like you'all have to

1317
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: like just like stop, and I'm like that is literally it,

1318
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: Like I can make I can delete this app and

1319
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: you're fully destroyed, like you're like you don't exist anymore.

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Speaker 2: My life has gotten so much fucking better, like ever

1321
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: since I realized that, like the Internet does not matter,

1322
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.

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01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: It's not real, No, it's not even like I'm like

1324
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: this is like for fun and it's fun. And of

1325
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: course I learned things here and I further educate myself here.

1326
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Speaker 1: But the last thing I'm gonna do is have a

1327
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Speaker 1: stranger yell at me.

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Speaker 2: You know what's terrifying is I thought the Internet was tiny,

1329
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 2: but then I like, like just like try, like did

1330
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 2: some research and over I think it's like sixty percent

1331
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 2: of humans on Earth have accessed the Internet in the

1332
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Speaker 2: last year.

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Speaker 1: But really it's like also the argument of like a

1334
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: lot of the energy that you can carry out online,

1335
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 1: like it just doesn't translate to real life because humans

1336
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: don't talk to each other like that. Yeah, you will

1337
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: find that people in real life are a lot more

1338
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 1: careful with the way they talk to other people because

1339
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: it's a lot different when you're like trying to verbalize

1340
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff to the face of someone else. Like,

1341
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: unless you're a fucking psychopath, most people, if they're saying

1342
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: something to someone and it's obviously building physical fucking discomfort,

1343
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,480
Speaker 1: you stop and you like reevaluate how you're carrying yourself

1344
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 1: with other people. But other than that, the Internet is fun.

1345
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 2: It can be fun. Is a great plate.

1346
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: It's like the saying everything is good in moderation, and

1347
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: that's how I feel out the internet, and I love who.

1348
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 2: I just so bad they want to be put in

1349
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 2: the metaverse already, Like I don't give a shit, Like

1350
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 2: everybody's so anti metaverse. I'm like, fucking beat me up please,

1351
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 2: Like I'm done in this physical body. That's fair.

1352
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 1: The thing is you're gonna be in a physical body

1353
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: like they're they're gonna put big heavy goggles on you

1354
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: that are gonna hurt your head, and you're like, oh,

1355
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: like I need to take this off.

1356
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 2: We'll be uploaded into the cloud, not in lifetime, in

1357
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 2: our lifetime, yeah, we will. It's growing so quickly.

1358
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,919
Speaker 1: It's like I just feel really nice.

1359
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 2: Your link is already happening.

1360
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 1: It's like it's gonna be you and like every other

1361
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: white dude who's like, way to invest it in VR

1362
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,959
Speaker 1: and like, actually, you know what, never mind. If that's

1363
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is good. If we could like just

1364
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 1: all like the white dudes who are like really into

1365
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 1: finance and like crypto and shit into a different world

1366
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 1: where I never have to like see them again, that

1367
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: actually might be one of the best things times.

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01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 2: Actually, hell's I.

1369
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: Know, I'm like all of them and the only y'all

1370
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: are like I want to go there, ain't no bitches

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01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: there go have fun.

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Speaker 5: Like.

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01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 1: You fucking y'all need to worry about, yeah, uploading some

1374
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 1: bitches into your consciousness. But yeah, maybe that'll be good

1375
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 1: because I would love to stay here in real life,

1376
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: into my shopping in real life. I just don't, girl,

1377
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. I just yeah, no one can.

1378
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: You couldn't pay me money to like convince me about

1379
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 1: virtual reality. I just like, again, maybe it's because I'm

1380
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 1: just not educated, but like I've tried to be educated

1381
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: about it. I literally like, there's not I don't want

1382
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: to go anywhere that Mark Zuckerberg is telling me I

1383
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: should go. That is the last place I'm going, like.

1384
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 2: And I just think it's an inevitable future and not

1385
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 2: in my time.

1386
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm also sorry, I just don't believe that

1387
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 1: that's gonna like be a thing in our life.

1388
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 2: Actually it is a capitalistic healthscape. And I just want

1389
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 2: to make it clear that I don't actually want to

1390
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 2: be uploaded into the fucking metaverse. I'm just joking, but

1391
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 2: I do want the neuralink in sull them.

1392
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, you kind of do want that.

1393
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 2: I want the neuralink, but like.

1394
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: Isn't that just gonna lead to the like being in

1395
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: a virtual reality.

1396
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll see.

1397
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: I also just don't.

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01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,080
Speaker 2: I just don't care because I'm like, it's just not.

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01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: Accessible to like most people. So I'm like, how is

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01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 1: that the future?

1401
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out a way. Capitalism always wins.

1402
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: Not in my books. Not in my books, pipes. I'm

1403
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: actually did you all know that? I solely me I'm

1404
01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:45,240
Speaker 1: gonna destroy capitalism soon. Actually, yeah, a part of my

1405
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: lobotomy plan, there is a capitalism plan like tied into that.

1406
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: The lobotomies do have to come first, which is like

1407
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: pretty obnoxious, especially because like two and two on the lobotomy,

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01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 1: I do have to engage in capitalism because obviously I don't.

1409
01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: I don't have the equipment.

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01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 2: Means you could crowdfund it with every other Yeah, but.

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01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: I would like the lobotomies to be done by a

1412
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 1: professional like.

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01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 5: Me.

1414
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be committing the lobotomies a crowd fund. Oh, we

1415
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 1: could do a crowd fund, not a go fund me,

1416
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 1: a kickstarter for I'll have someone create like a lobotomy

1417
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: machine and then we could do a kickstarter for that

1418
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 1: and then like have it ready and we'll go from there.

1419
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. But the next and you destroy capitalism.

1420
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 2: Utopia coming soon. Yeah, there's no utopia under capitalism. We'll

1421
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 2: end it on that. Let's do some questions from the Patreon.

1422
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 5: Okay, Mama asks favorite Arewon products?

1423
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: Oh hey, that's such a mean question to like answer,

1424
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: because like Arawan's are only in la alright, I think.

1425
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 2: New York soon.

1426
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh I'm moving the way. That was literally a concern

1427
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: of ours. We were like, wait, if we moved here,

1428
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 1: we wouldn't have Airwon anymore, though, Like that was a

1429
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: genuine concern.

1430
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 2: I like, uh, the buffalo cauliflower and the macaroni and

1431
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 2: cheese from the hot case, and then also the all

1432
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 2: the little mini shots.

1433
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the juices are really good. But one thing

1434
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: I really liked that I never see anymore. And I

1435
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,040
Speaker 1: don't know if I always go there where it's sold

1436
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 1: out because when it's sold out, because I'll see that

1437
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 1: the sign is still lot for. But they had the

1438
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 1: kelp pesto pasta that was so fucking good and I

1439
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: haven't seen it for a long time and that's really upsetting.

1440
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 1: And the Asian chicken salad they do. I want to

1441
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 1: go buy another one.

1442
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have my macrobiotic salad today. For lunch, and

1443
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 2: it's gonna change everything for me. It's gonna put my

1444
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 2: day upside down.

1445
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 5: Oh.

1446
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: Also, if you have like an issue with wait, I'm

1447
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 1: gonna grab it out of the fridge. Actually, this one's

1448
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: so old and I don't even think I could like

1449
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: take it. But I'm sure they sell this other places.

1450
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: But I'm sure I've talked about it on the podcast before.

1451
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: Is how I have like a big issue with my

1452
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,439
Speaker 1: stomach hurting really fucking bad after I eat certain things

1453
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 1: and bloating up like really poorly. This thing alo her

1454
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:29,080
Speaker 1: herbal stomach formula. I think it has like marshmallow root. Yeah,

1455
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: so it's like specifically marshmallow root, peppermint leaf, chemameal leaf,

1456
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: mirage leaf, ginger root. It's like a bunch of shit,

1457
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:38,840
Speaker 1: but it's the marshmallow root that stops the bloating and

1458
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: stops your stomach from hurting. And this shit fucking works

1459
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 1: Like there was a guy. And then I have marshmallow

1460
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: root vitamins that I got from Mariwan to or like

1461
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 1: little capsules that are like they're supposed to be tombs,

1462
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: but natural and they work just like Tom's And then

1463
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 1: you don't have to take tombs and like ruin, you're

1464
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: like liver lining and like kidneys with tombs.

1465
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:09,160
Speaker 2: Oh ding on tombs and there's did you know that's

1466
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:10,920
Speaker 2: the thing. You can take too many tombs and like

1467
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 2: your you become too basic, like your acidity levels. It's

1468
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 2: like there's a word for it.

1469
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: I will say, when I take tombs instead of these

1470
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,480
Speaker 1: natural ones, my acid reflux is really bad after taking

1471
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,880
Speaker 1: a thumbs like like I'll take it to like subdue

1472
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 1: the acid reflex, but then the next two days my

1473
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 1: acid reflux is like even worse. Oh yeah, but that's

1474
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: my answer.

1475
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 5: So asks what made joall move to Los Angeles?

1476
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 1: Mistake? Work? Yeah, literally, work work, and I used to

1477
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 1: love it here.

1478
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 2: Yeah we just had that conversation.

1479
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but oh we had it in real life.

1480
01:07:52,600 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, just work. And all my friends are moving,

1481
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 2: like all my internet friends are moving, and I was like,

1482
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 2: I am probably gonna only have this opportunity once in

1483
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 2: my fucking lifetime. I can always go back to college

1484
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 2: if I really need to. I'm just gonna take this

1485
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 2: opportunity and see where it takes me. And so far,

1486
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 2: so good.

1487
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally that was it for me too. And then

1488
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 1: I did love it because I was like, Oh, it's

1489
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: like the non human humid version of Miami in terms

1490
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,680
Speaker 1: of weather, and I was like, that's like amazing. But

1491
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,679
Speaker 1: now the weather scares the fuck out of me because

1492
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,720
Speaker 1: every day feels the same and I feel like I'm

1493
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 1: losing my mind. I also want to clarify when we

1494
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: say we don't like LA, it's not on like the

1495
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 1: usual influencer shit where it's like I'm some privileged white

1496
01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 1: person who moved into like a very like abundantly cultural

1497
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,160
Speaker 1: city and I'm like, everyone here is fake. I fucking

1498
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:42,320
Speaker 1: hate it when I'm actually just talking about like the

1499
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: other white people in entertainment. I'm very cognizant of the

1500
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 1: fact that LA rocks, but I just don't think it's

1501
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 1: for me.

1502
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. I need seasons, I need isolation, I need grass.

1503
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally just need seasons. I'm like, I can't,

1504
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,560
Speaker 1: like every day feels the same and I'm losing my

1505
01:08:59,680 --> 01:09:02,200
Speaker 1: fuck mind. But yeah, that's that's our.

1506
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 5: Lad Megan asks advice for being in a creative rut.

1507
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 2: Girl, if you find out, let me know.

1508
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 1: I think, just don't put pressure on it. It'll pass.

1509
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,519
Speaker 2: That's like kind of it, you shall pass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like, the more pressure you put on it,

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01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: almost the deeper you'll dig yourself into the rut, because

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Speaker 1: then you'll start to feel really like upset with yourself

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01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 1: and resentful towards yourself because you're not creating anything, and

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01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,560
Speaker 1: that'll only keep you down longer. And if you just

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01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: kind of like let go, go out, go experience things,

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01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,320
Speaker 1: you'll find inspiration outside of your room where I'm sure

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01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:42,480
Speaker 1: you're like trying to rack your brain for some inspiration.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually a good, like, go experience fucking life.

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01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 2: I think we were just talking about that with Josh.

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Speaker 2: Like literally, I think my most of my inspiration for

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01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:54,600
Speaker 2: anything I've ever done is just like literally going and

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01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:58,120
Speaker 2: fucking living instead of just being locked inside all day,

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01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:00,920
Speaker 2: yeah and working. So go experience in life?

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Speaker 3: Is that it?

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Speaker 1: Sir?

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Speaker 2: Media media of the we e eek? What what is

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01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 2: the Anthony thing? New videos?

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Speaker 1: Ef we week e Low Anthony. I didn't actually ever

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01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 1: watch the lot Anthony videos.

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01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 2: I was a stan of low Anthony.

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01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,680
Speaker 1: Me and him got into beef once and I made

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01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,639
Speaker 1: fun of his crooked teeth, and I felt really bad

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01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:29,240
Speaker 1: about it because then we like became we like squashed the.

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Speaker 2: Beef squashed the beef. Okay, I'm gonna go go first.

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Speaker 1: Death Metal by Panchico, Where Did He Come From? By

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01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:48,040
Speaker 1: Sunday and you can Fly on My Aeroplane by We

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01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:52,960
Speaker 1: and also Mary Jane All Night Long, Mary Day Blige,

1538
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 1: because what a just classic, what a hit.

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Speaker 2: What a certified emergency Intercolm.

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01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 1: You know what's such a serve when you just like

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01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,679
Speaker 1: a bunch of songs and you don't make a playlist,

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01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: but then you like listen to all your recently liked

1543
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 1: songs and they sound really good together and you're like, wow,

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01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm a genius and I.

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01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,080
Speaker 2: Don't even have to think about it. H Okay, moon

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01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:24,599
Speaker 2: Age Duster U mmm, well Circles Tourists uh and Summer

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01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 2: Rained by Woa some and Young Wen Serve and.

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01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,720
Speaker 1: Then oh, actually, yesterday I binged the whole second part

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01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:36,040
Speaker 1: of season two Penn fifteen, one of the funniest shows ever. Yeah,

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01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,920
Speaker 1: such good fucking writing, Like all three of us were

1551
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 1: sitting there cracking the fuck.

1552
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,680
Speaker 2: Up, Like it's just like I just know it was

1553
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,759
Speaker 2: so fucking fun to write, and that's inspiring.

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Speaker 1: And that's it for Media of the Week. I slay you,

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01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:50,439
Speaker 1: slay we all.

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Speaker 2: Oh my Media of the week is the new Call

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01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 2: of Duty war Zone map called there Come on people.

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01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:00,640
Speaker 1: If y'all knew how much Drew, who like sits in

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01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,439
Speaker 1: his room and plays Call of Duty, you would.

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Speaker 2: It's not that much. It's like max two hours a day.

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Speaker 2: No you the last, No, the last. The last two

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01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,799
Speaker 2: days have been a lot because the map that originally

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01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 2: started war Zone was going away, and I was like

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01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 2: getting kind of sentimental and emotional. So I was like,

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01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 2: you know, like, I'm just gonna let myself be in play.

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Speaker 2: But not every time I'm in my room, Am I

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01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:26,519
Speaker 2: playing for like four hours? Absolutely? Not, not every fucking time.

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01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,439
Speaker 2: There are times, yeah, but that's not every time.

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01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,320
Speaker 1: There are times when you're at war in your room

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01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:32,960
Speaker 1: for hours and I don't see you for the rest

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Speaker 1: of the day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, all right, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for tapping into this episode. Tap

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01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:44,160
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Speaker 2: Chap that flow, all right,