1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:01,880 Speaker 1: You don't know me. 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 2: Confession I can't take back el arm Mouse Speak Texas 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 2: seventy eight, five ninety two says I went to school 4 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,079 Speaker 2: with a guy who eventually ended up in a pretty 5 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: popular band. 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 3: Oh wow, cool. 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 2: Won't say the name, but it brings me great joy 8 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 2: editing his Wikipedia page to say musician slash farts Smeller. 9 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 3: Just back and forth and go, oh you edit it. 10 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 3: They change it. 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 2: Someone's checking out the Maroon five wiki page right now, 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 2: going I knew it. I'm sure it feels good to 13 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 2: get Wikipedia revenge on your biggest enemies. What feels even 14 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: better is unloading your heaviest secrets right here on our 15 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 2: show anonymously. And we've got a woman who wants to 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,280 Speaker 2: unburden herself today. She's chosen to go by the name 17 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 2: Dana slash pit Smeller. So Dana, welcome to the show. 18 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 4: Hi, hell are you? Thank you so much for letting 19 00:00:58,280 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 4: me get. 20 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 3: This off my cat, I say, for letting me take 21 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 3: a big whist. Welcome Dana. 22 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 2: However you want to do it, Dana, that's up to you. 23 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 2: The voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker. 24 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 25 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 4: Oh okay, well this was back when I was I say, 26 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 4: in my early twenties. I worked at the nightclub. I 27 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 4: was a cocktail waitress. 28 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you're making some good tips. That's awesome. 29 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, And it was it was fun. I had a 30 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 4: great group of people that worked there. And each night, 31 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 4: we'd finished at about three am, and I'll walk homes 32 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 4: like a bunch of my coworkers and I all sort 33 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 4: of walked home. 34 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:33,559 Speaker 1: Oh wow, all the people I knew who were cocktail 35 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 1: waitresses did something else at three when yeah. 36 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is exactly right, only four miles. Oh 37 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 2: my god. 38 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 3: Okay, it's good. It's good. 39 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 2: You have like a group to be safe with that 40 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 2: three in the morning. 41 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, you kind of need that. 42 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 4: Yeah. And so we would walk by this one little 43 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 4: house and I had this really adorable little garden in front. 44 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,280 Speaker 4: It was just perfect. It was so beautifully cat it 45 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 4: was just like a little pond in it, and it 46 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 4: had the stupid little garden gnomes. 47 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 3: Yeah. 48 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, It's always so funny when you come across the 49 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 1: house like that right off of downtown and you're like, oh, 50 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: an old. 51 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 4: Person definitely lives here, Like the nomes like it was 52 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 4: a cute ones like that had a fishing poles that 53 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,480 Speaker 4: there was one like had a little mushroom nex. 54 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 3: Good like those they're pretty cheesy. 55 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: They was totally cheesy, but really like it was really cute. 56 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: It was cute. 57 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, So. 58 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,799 Speaker 4: I'm just gonna keep saying like we were in early 59 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 4: twenties that it's my only excuse. But we just thought 60 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 4: it'd be hilarious if we moved them around into different 61 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 4: parts of the yard one night, like we you know, 62 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 4: we put two on top of each other. 63 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, why why that that's funny. 64 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: That's harmless, like a thing for a while, Like I 65 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: knew a bunch of people called would take homes from 66 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: one house and you move them to another. 67 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 2: We stole an home a freshman year, and then we 68 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 2: handed it down to the next class. 69 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 4: That's good. So we did that that first night. I 70 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 4: remember we went by the next night they were all back. Well, 71 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 4: we're like originally. 72 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,119 Speaker 3: Right, came alive. 73 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 2: They went back to their slots. 74 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: That was like the s. 75 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 4: Mine and so of course we thought it the extra 76 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 4: hilarious to them again and like a different places. 77 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 3: This is literally like the most innocent came fashionaing. Honestly, 78 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 3: my grandma would like this would be the most exciting part 79 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 3: of her day, coming outside to seeing. 80 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 2: Her nomes and liked, how did you get up on 81 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 2: the roof, you silly little man? Get down here. 82 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 4: I'm so gray to say. We do like three to 83 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 4: four times and wait for like a month. Wow it 84 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 4: became the next day. I mean, it was so much 85 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 4: fun to come back and see it, like reset, yeah, okay. 86 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 4: But then we went by and I just feel so 87 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 4: terrible about this. The house was put up for sale. 88 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 3: Oh no, and. 89 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 4: I felt like totally responsible, like even these people feel 90 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 4: like the neighbor's horrible and they're being messed with, or 91 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 4: like I don't know the nomes are alive or whatever. 92 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,799 Speaker 1: Or they just knew that they could get top dollar 93 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 1: for a downtown location. 94 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, oh hopefully right. But like I felt like it 95 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 4: was because of us. I felt like we for these 96 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 4: people out of their house, and I just always felt 97 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,919 Speaker 4: super guilty about Really I. 98 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 2: Could see like an old couple being like, gosh, these 99 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 2: darn kids in the neighborhood keeping with our stuff. I 100 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 2: don't want to be This place isn't what it used 101 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 2: to be. 102 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 3: There's a lot of that. 103 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 2: Yeahs not things what it used to be. 104 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 4: Well, we don't need to be agis about it, but 105 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 4: what we will be years later this house comes on 106 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 4: the market again and I bought it with my husband. 107 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 3: What we're wait, you moved into nome house? 108 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 4: Yeah? I live in that house now. So y'all say, 109 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 4: like those old people. 110 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 3: That I mental strapping young attractive people. That's so funny. 111 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,559 Speaker 3: Did you put the gnomes back in the yard. 112 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's so funny. This is like a 113 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 4: constant conversation. But I'm going to my husband, this is 114 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 4: not us at all, and I'm like, I think I 115 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 4: just have to do it. 116 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's find that house and mess with her nomes. 117 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: And you can't get mad at people who mess with 118 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 2: your nomes. 119 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 3: I can't. 120 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 4: I think it will be like my tenants, right, it's 121 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 4: gonna happen. 122 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it came full circles. This is actually 123 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: kind of a wholesome confession, Like, well. 124 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 4: I still feel guilty about it. I wish I could 125 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 4: reach I hope because people are listening and like, well, 126 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 4: I've probably not even alive. 127 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 3: Probably made money. 128 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 2: Well, they're looking down from heaven, smiling on like their 129 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 2: beautiful properties. 130 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 4: Maybe they're like lifting their face at me and fury. 131 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 2: You came out on top, though, texting seven eighty five 132 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 2: nine two. If you have a confession you've been holding 133 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 2: on to, we can hyd your identity, mask your voice, 134 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 2: and make you the next mass speaker. Your phone taps 135 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 4: Coming up next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.