Speaker 1: The Brew leg Cap Podcast. We got a special guest
Speaker 1: in here, very special guests. Now. He brought a cigar,
Speaker 1: I brought a joint. T K. Kirkland. It's here. What's
Speaker 1: up everybody, He's back, Yes, welcome man, Thank you fan. Well, listen,
Speaker 1: we were just talking about how you thought uh my
Speaker 1: co host, James uh is very unhealthy. He looked by
Speaker 1: the way I walk. He gives you unhealthy vibes, Yes,
Speaker 1: he does. What was it about my walk that you've
Speaker 1: seen and you look unhealthy and that you was gonna
Speaker 1: die this year? Damn you don't take care of your health? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, because I don't go to doctors at all.
Speaker 1: I haven't been in like a decade. Yeah. That's not.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not. That's not good. Fam. The other
Speaker 1: thing about James is James is I've been working with
Speaker 1: him for about two years. The entire time. He works
Speaker 1: out every morning, and you work out every morning every morning,
Speaker 1: but he stays the same weight. He's not working out. No,
Speaker 1: I'm working out. He got my Apple Fitness and tells
Speaker 1: you calories. You ain't working out, nigga. I don't know
Speaker 1: who you lying to. I'll tell you. I lost it.
Speaker 1: I see, I can see you going into gym, walking around,
Speaker 1: looking at looking at the equipment and touching it like this.
Speaker 1: But I can see you're doing this. I got with you.
Speaker 1: I see you touching. You went to the gym. So
Speaker 1: how much weight you lost? So I lost one hundred
Speaker 1: pounds before the pandemic, gained all that back. Now we
Speaker 1: lost about forty. Okay, So listen, stop playing with your weight.
Speaker 1: Stop going up and down. And the reason why I
Speaker 1: talked this, I've been on this planet a long time.
Speaker 1: I've seen so many people when they fluctuate with their weight.
Speaker 1: And what happens is that to me, what I've seen,
Speaker 1: it causes strokes, laid on down the line. It causes
Speaker 1: heart attacks because that's stress on your heart going up
Speaker 1: and going down, you know what I mean. And this
Speaker 1: is something I think is like we was all off
Speaker 1: the air. I think this is a great thing to
Speaker 1: talk about health because we always talk about music, we
Speaker 1: always talk about relationships, but we never money. Talk and
Speaker 1: talk about money, but we never talk about health. And
Speaker 1: we want to teach these kids and women and everybody
Speaker 1: start going to the doctor. Let's let's start putting that
Speaker 1: out in the universe that we take care of ourselves,
Speaker 1: you know, so that's important. Okay, we appreciate you returning.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You are our first interview in the new spot.
Speaker 1: By the way, super Bowl Week Interviews brought to you
Speaker 1: by deaf Jam Shout out to death Jam. But I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to you because there was a clip
Speaker 1: that went viral of you recently when you were on Vlad,
Speaker 1: and it was essentially you saying, now, I'll let you
Speaker 1: kind of women have a certain time period to report
Speaker 1: if they've been sex sexual assaulted. Yes, was it an hour?
Speaker 1: It was an hour to report it? Okay, now I
Speaker 1: want you to yes, I'm going to elaborate please because
Speaker 1: that sounds crazy. Yeah, this sounds crazy. And the reason why,
Speaker 1: and everybody that hit me from all over the world
Speaker 1: was basing everything on their personal experience. So I did
Speaker 1: this interview with this young lady and I explain. I
Speaker 1: explained to her what I felt, right, and I explained
Speaker 1: and I listened to what she said and what I
Speaker 1: tell the world when I tell you, guys, see everybody
Speaker 1: when they hear certain things, it's based on your journey
Speaker 1: in life. See, we all have a flight pattern in
Speaker 1: life and right now, sitting here at the table, we
Speaker 1: have landed. So all your experiences right now is going
Speaker 1: to come out as we're talking. If I say certain
Speaker 1: things to you, you're going to feel a certain way
Speaker 1: based on your journey that has led you here. So
Speaker 1: with the young lady, she says how she had got
Speaker 1: assaulted and that she this particular woman says she felt
Speaker 1: like it was going to be unnecessary to say anything
Speaker 1: because she felt like the cops wouldn't take hers seriously,
Speaker 1: that she wouldn't be playing. And then when I was
Speaker 1: listening to her, I said, you know what, you're right,
Speaker 1: But I said, I want to listen. Once you listen
Speaker 1: to me, now into the world who's watching. When I
Speaker 1: say that you have an hour, what happens if you
Speaker 1: do it within an hour, whether that person, whether cosp
Speaker 1: believe you or not, and that person who violated you
Speaker 1: gets noticed that he did something wrong, you could probably
Speaker 1: take that person off the street. But if you wait
Speaker 1: a year, wait thirty years, and he's really a predator,
Speaker 1: you give him a chance to get more victims over
Speaker 1: the years. But if you get a person right then
Speaker 1: you might could get them off the street. You might
Speaker 1: and get them locked up that day. Now everything is
Speaker 1: based Some women say, oh, I probably didn't want to
Speaker 1: feel comfortable at that time. Some women say, well, I
Speaker 1: didn't have the characters until I saw such and such
Speaker 1: did when I saw her do it, that's what made
Speaker 1: me do it. And everybody's right. So there's no wrong
Speaker 1: thank you, there's no wrong answer. So your thing, your
Speaker 1: thing is just like yo, like my advice to you
Speaker 1: would be if not you got an hour or your fuck. Yes,
Speaker 1: but my advice to you would be immediately reported, immediately,
Speaker 1: immediately reported, because you get that person. So I think
Speaker 1: I think that's what I think. That's a lot better
Speaker 1: than how I feel like me and him were like, hey,
Speaker 1: we were scrolling on that. I think that shade was
Speaker 1: like god, no, no, no, what you say and what
Speaker 1: you said is right, is not what I said? Is
Speaker 1: how I said it? Right? I do think that that's
Speaker 1: not bad advice. Yes, right, he's pretty much saying for
Speaker 1: better chances to lock somebody up and just tell as
Speaker 1: quick as possible. And if you're a woman who's going
Speaker 1: through something and maybe it's a family member, maybe it's
Speaker 1: more complicated and it takes a little bit more. There's
Speaker 1: no wrong there's no wrong. That's fair. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 1: wrong because and if I offended anybody, I apologize, but
Speaker 1: because I was right, I just worded it the wrong
Speaker 1: way that everybody couldn't understand it. It's important, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very important. Yeah. I remember that we all hear stuff different,
Speaker 1: so your attention sometimes the people's perception might take it differently.
Speaker 1: So now you got to clear your attentions up. Yes,
Speaker 1: it all makes it. So listen, man, you are on
Speaker 1: the road, you're managing yourself, your podcast is going crazy.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling in the new year, TK, how's
Speaker 1: every I mean, you're looking good. Man. Here's the thing, man,
Speaker 1: I loved life so much. Gentlemen, you feel me like
Speaker 1: I really love this thing. I really love life, and
Speaker 1: I teach that. And one of my friends said, TK,
Speaker 1: don't die. I said, what do you mean? She said,
Speaker 1: because most people with comedians commit suicide because they depressed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said, I said this in my DNA. I'm
Speaker 1: a fly ass nigga. That's exactly what I told her,
Speaker 1: you know, because I said, there's nothing about me that's depressed.
Speaker 1: Even though most comedians they say they hide in something, right,
Speaker 1: I'm not that dude, I'm not hiding nothing, and I
Speaker 1: hope I'm an exception to the rule. Right. I moved
Speaker 1: through life happy. I'm blessed, and don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: the the things I went to when I was hustling
Speaker 1: back in the day, when I was doing crazy shit.
Speaker 1: All this makes me appreciate life. But then I get
Speaker 1: these constant reminders, like my dreams be so insane. I
Speaker 1: have murdered people, I've got robbed in dreams and my dreams.
Speaker 1: And when I wake up, I go, oh, man, thank god, Right,
Speaker 1: that was a dream. But I turn a negative to
Speaker 1: a positive. I say to myself, think that was a dream.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate my life because I could have been
Speaker 1: all these other things that I'm dreaming about. So I
Speaker 1: go to bedack at nine. My daughter's just tripping because
Speaker 1: I don't sleep along that very long. She said, Dad,
Speaker 1: you don't sleep long. I might sleep for hours, might
Speaker 1: feel like a whole day because I feel so good.
Speaker 1: She'll sleep at nine and wake up at like twelve
Speaker 1: one o'clock. Jesus damn me rolling for the net. But
Speaker 1: it feels like I slept the whole like eight, nine,
Speaker 1: ten hours. And what I say to people is just funny,
Speaker 1: I say, is because I love life so much that
Speaker 1: I gotta get all my minutes out this motherfucker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you only got one. I want I want every minute
Speaker 1: fucking coming in me. That's how much I love this shit.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, Like, it feels like over
Speaker 1: the last like ten years or so, there's been kind
Speaker 1: of like a cool I mean it's probably always been
Speaker 1: this way. I feel like you kind of move outside
Speaker 1: of the comedy industry. Explain. I feel like when we
Speaker 1: think of like some of the bigger comedians, right, it
Speaker 1: feels like it's real clickie. Yes. Yes, it's like a
Speaker 1: cool gay, cool guy club, and it feels like you're
Speaker 1: just existing out like almost like you're an independent rapper. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: does that make sense? That's so true? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. There's like there's guys who are like a
Speaker 1: part of like the machine of comedy. Then there's TK
Speaker 1: who's just thriving in his own way, right, booking his
Speaker 1: own shows, right, running out. Is that fair to say? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I always say eagles fly alone, you know, so I'm
Speaker 1: an I fly alan. I love seeing what people are doing,
Speaker 1: but I move at my own beat, and I love
Speaker 1: that you know. And I don't think nobody's a more
Speaker 1: brilliant manager than me. Nobody's more brilliant and getting that
Speaker 1: money to me, nobody's more brilliant about health and knowledge.
Speaker 1: And it's a shame. I got to pretty much keep
Speaker 1: it to myself. But when I do get an OG
Speaker 1: a young youngster to mentor, I give him some gamers here.
Speaker 1: And one of the kids I'm getting drawn to because
Speaker 1: he really listens is a young comedian in Lewis Belt
Speaker 1: and Louis Belt. When I see him, he's always, oh g,
Speaker 1: keep teaching me, keep teaching me. And he really fucking listened.
Speaker 1: So every time I see him that that energy is
Speaker 1: getting connected and I'm thinking about pulling them over in
Speaker 1: a minute and really drop him the OG one on
Speaker 1: one game on how to move through this because I
Speaker 1: want to retire in about three years. I want to retire.
Speaker 1: But a man told me years ago, your man named
Speaker 1: David Claim. He said, t K never retired because you'll die.
Speaker 1: And this kind of lifestyle does keep you on topic,
Speaker 1: keep you. I smell good, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 1: I take my ships here. I got to stay well
Speaker 1: shaved and all that you got to be presentable, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's a good thing. So I maybe I might retire,
Speaker 1: I might not, or I might really just go start
Speaker 1: doing something else and do shows once a month, like
Speaker 1: you know, I might do it that way. We'll see.
Speaker 1: But every day I wake up, the phone is my
Speaker 1: emails mine did something happen with like a previous manager?
Speaker 1: Or did Jesus always I've always managed, so you bush? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never do no bullshit and agencies. I've tried to
Speaker 1: book me c a A, William Morris, all these people,
Speaker 1: but when I've talked to him after two or three months,
Speaker 1: they were like, Yo, there's nothing we could do for you.
Speaker 1: And I it's not that I want to share my money.
Speaker 1: I had this horrible feeling I got to call you
Speaker 1: to find if somebody booked me yeah, or I gotta
Speaker 1: wait for you to call me and say such such
Speaker 1: books you. That got to be a horrible fucking feeling.
Speaker 1: Does somebody tell you when you're gonna eat? I can't
Speaker 1: do it, yo, I can't do that shit. Are you
Speaker 1: consuming like any comedy as a fan? Because Netflix drops
Speaker 1: and feels like two or three specials a week at
Speaker 1: this point, Like, are you are you tapping into like
Speaker 1: other comedian specials, just to kind of see what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Or no, no, no, I tell comedians I have just
Speaker 1: one rule. Never watch another comic. You could take a peek,
Speaker 1: but never watch another comic because maybe subconsciously something happens
Speaker 1: there that you don't you watch. You watch them and
Speaker 1: they funny, and the next thing you know, you either
Speaker 1: flip they joke or you got their style. And you
Speaker 1: ever watch my standard, My shits so cold that if
Speaker 1: Mike up said it best, he said, you steal TK
Speaker 1: Kirklan shit. You know it's TK because nobody talks the
Speaker 1: way I talk or think the way that I think.
Speaker 1: And in the nineties, when I was trying to pursue HBO,
Speaker 1: going to meetings, showtime, going to meeting because that was
Speaker 1: kind of like the that was a pinnacle of comedy,
Speaker 1: like get get on there. And I was always my
Speaker 1: mindset was always ahead of my time, being independent, and
Speaker 1: you kids came along, and I always knew in the
Speaker 1: nineties that my career was gonna change based on youngsters
Speaker 1: like you, because I didn't know what it was us didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was gonna be podcasts. I didn't
Speaker 1: know there was gonna be this streaming thing. I just
Speaker 1: knew something was going to have said my world is
Speaker 1: going to change when the young kids get older, and
Speaker 1: then bam, we have this new life and entertainment. You know,
Speaker 1: Like now I have my own network. I don't have
Speaker 1: to go to HBO. I don't have to go to Netflix.
Speaker 1: But most menians who send the brainwash, I got to Netflix.
Speaker 1: I gotta have much show. That's true. But I do
Speaker 1: my own ship, make my own money, like you said,
Speaker 1: like an independent rapper. Yeah, it feels like the comedy.
Speaker 1: I guess the measurables of what makes you a successful
Speaker 1: comedian is changing now because because now you'll see guys
Speaker 1: like Andrew Schulz or Joe Rogan or the eighty five
Speaker 1: South guys. Yes, and they have they have their own platform.
Speaker 1: That's way bigger than any Netflix show. Yes, that's bigger
Speaker 1: than doing a special and selling it like I think
Speaker 1: Andrew Schul went he probably, I mean he made millions
Speaker 1: of millions million. I did the show a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. It's good to see what he's done. But
Speaker 1: I do the same thing. So it's like it's like
Speaker 1: it feels like that at least the tide is turning
Speaker 1: in the comedy world in terms of like back in
Speaker 1: the day, you almost had to have a sitcom or
Speaker 1: catch a movie, yes, or catch one of those roles
Speaker 1: to kind of be considered like and what you guys
Speaker 1: are these podcasts that tape it do your thing? You
Speaker 1: guys are the new Arsenial Hall Shows, the new David Letterman.
Speaker 1: See because back then, you go, I'm the only show
Speaker 1: that you could get on and you could only have
Speaker 1: like three or four minutes at a time, exactly supposed
Speaker 1: to sit down for an hour and people really, you know,
Speaker 1: the world watches Gods Show. The world listened to my podcast,
Speaker 1: The world listened to Blad, the world listened to the
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. You know. So it's really done an honor,
Speaker 1: it's been. It's been a blessing for me. How important
Speaker 1: has LAD been in terms you got that ring camera
Speaker 1: going crazy? I didn't know, I don't even know it
Speaker 1: was on. It was yeah, I thought it was you.
Speaker 1: I got the ring, I got security cameras. But how
Speaker 1: important because I feel like a lot of people have
Speaker 1: discovered you through that platform, through Vlad. Absolutely, it feels
Speaker 1: like you guys got a good partnership going. I love
Speaker 1: lad Man. You know, Lad, I didn't know this was
Speaker 1: going to happen. It started like six seven years ago
Speaker 1: when I at the Breakfast Cloud and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to do the Breakfast Cloud. My son did you know?
Speaker 1: Just like he got me on this. My son Eric
Speaker 1: said to me one day, Dad, you should do the
Speaker 1: Breakfast Club. I said, I ain't fucking with them kids,
Speaker 1: because I knew Charlamagne Wae was side Botty Williams and
Speaker 1: he was a kid. So when I heard about the
Speaker 1: BREAKSTI he got time. Ain't got time for that. And
Speaker 1: then my son said, Dad, and I listened to like
Speaker 1: he's a smart kid. I said, okay, cool. And when
Speaker 1: I did it, the numbers were so I didn't really care.
Speaker 1: I didn't know about numbers either. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: that meant. I didn't know what views and all that ship.
Speaker 1: But I didn't care about none of that. And after
Speaker 1: I did that interview, by the time I touched the
Speaker 1: lobby of that hallway at the Breakfast Club called me
Speaker 1: mm hmm. He said, hey, I just saw you on
Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club. Would you like to do Lad? And
Speaker 1: I just felt on it. I had just like I
Speaker 1: don't know what the lad is. They told me the ares.
Speaker 1: I went over there and then those numbers was in
Speaker 1: the millions. The Brookes Club was in the millions, and
Speaker 1: I still it still didn't register. Now when I walk
Speaker 1: down the street, I don't care of them. In London.
Speaker 1: In Germany, everybody know. And when my daughters with me,
Speaker 1: they be looking like you just dad does us, you know.
Speaker 1: And it's just a real good feeling that I'm getting
Speaker 1: the recognition that I always felt I deserved. But I
Speaker 1: had the ability, the calmness to wait and be patient.
Speaker 1: I didn't panic, you know, it was like playing checkers.
Speaker 1: You know, you check me. So I see all the
Speaker 1: other comedians who are hilarious, people who I started, people
Speaker 1: people I started that they know I'm funnier than them,
Speaker 1: Like it ain't no secret. Every comic in this game
Speaker 1: know about Tea to the motherfucker k And when we
Speaker 1: touched that motherfucker Mike, you know, they confront all they want,
Speaker 1: They could lie all want in front of that crowd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when we get on that because everybody, when you came up,
Speaker 1: you had to come through me. Because I had six
Speaker 1: clubs in Los Angeles. Everybody had to come through TK,
Speaker 1: and I will be able to shut. Like Jamie Fox
Speaker 1: said on this interview one, he said, every every comic
Speaker 1: in the world is afraid of TK Kirkland. He said,
Speaker 1: because t K can go in the club at a
Speaker 1: dance club and shut the motherfucker down, you could be
Speaker 1: in it. It could be a dance motherfucks be dancing.
Speaker 1: I get the motherfuckers quiet. Turn that bitch out. True story, y'o.
Speaker 1: And that's why I loved being on the tours I
Speaker 1: was on back in the day. But d m X
Speaker 1: baby and them to cash only millionaires Madonna. I mean
Speaker 1: I told with everybody and no one, no, not every
Speaker 1: community can't handle that, especially a raptor. You did the madonnaur.
Speaker 1: I did Madonna too? Oh wow, Yeah Madonna did she
Speaker 1: you know, get a little bit of I mean you
Speaker 1: feel like her type is all same? Yeah, yeah, yeah, See.
Speaker 1: I met Madonna through a nigganame Haitian Jack. I feel
Speaker 1: like Haitian Jack is a name I've heard a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Haitian Jack was the man back in the day, and
Speaker 1: I shout out to Haitian always show man. Love the
Speaker 1: Haitian Jack, and he was my he was my muscle. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It sounds like the kind
Speaker 1: of guy who Yeah, Jack was my muscle. And you
Speaker 1: know I always stay quiet. You know, I moved a
Speaker 1: certain way. But people found about my reputation a little
Speaker 1: by little, and I went from that type of maybe
Speaker 1: confused young man in sense because I went to college,
Speaker 1: ran track right, and I had this ever where I
Speaker 1: was just doing crazy things. But when I sit and
Speaker 1: understand the universe at my age of sixty two, I
Speaker 1: understand all that was meant for me to be knowledgeable
Speaker 1: now because when the podcast is amazing, my T. K.
Speaker 1: Kirkle podcast is because I've been through so much. I
Speaker 1: can teach people think and I tell people now when
Speaker 1: I look back and say, you know what, you can't
Speaker 1: teach nobody nothing. You ain't been through nothing that's real,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And I've been through a lot.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad. Even did a poll when it came
Speaker 1: to relationship advice and what's the gentleman who passed away?
Speaker 1: Kevin Saniel, Kevin Samuel, He had a hunt like ninety
Speaker 1: something and I was like eighty percent on RELATIONSHP advice.
Speaker 1: I was writing number two on relationship advice right after
Speaker 1: Kevin Samuels. So I thought that was cool. You know,
Speaker 1: that was a respect because Kevin Samuel was good. Oh Kevin,
Speaker 1: he dropped some Yeah, women hated him, but it was
Speaker 1: he did. He was honest, and I used to always
Speaker 1: say I wanted to give him the game on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could be brutal to women, but you got to
Speaker 1: give him game on. What's the solution. You can't just
Speaker 1: ship on him with no solutions. Give the solution, right
Speaker 1: and it just move on right, right? So you know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about you, but you're gonna listen to me.
Speaker 1: But here's the seleution, the solution, right, and that's where
Speaker 1: that's my style. Yeah, I give the solution on what
Speaker 1: you should do. Well, obviously you are unmarried, correct, Yes,
Speaker 1: you are a single man. Yes, absolutely, What was the
Speaker 1: closest you had, like for you, like, because me and
Speaker 1: me and James are obviously in new semi new marriages.
Speaker 1: He just got married, we have. Yeah, it's okay. In general, though,
Speaker 1: like you know, I do, I do feel like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of different perspectives on monogamy marriage all of that.
Speaker 1: For you. Let's say hypothetically, somebody is going through a
Speaker 1: rough patch in their relationship. Are you the kind of
Speaker 1: guy that believes in like counseling or anything like that,
Speaker 1: or like, like, what would be some advice you would
Speaker 1: give a couple who might not necessarily be eye at
Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah, get the fuck out. That's a good question,
Speaker 1: because me, I'll get rid of you. Me you me,
Speaker 1: you gotta go problem, Yeah, you gotta go now. It
Speaker 1: might hurt because I might like you. But what I
Speaker 1: would say is what type of niggas you was fucking
Speaker 1: with before you met me? See? Because every man has
Speaker 1: a responsibility to make a woman better by the time
Speaker 1: she meet the niggas she really supposed to be with.
Speaker 1: So when I fuck with certain women, I'm like, what
Speaker 1: niggas fucked with you? See? Most niggas wanted to fuck you,
Speaker 1: but nobody wanted to give you a game. Nobody wanted
Speaker 1: to teach you how to move when you roll with
Speaker 1: certain niggas. See, I rolled a certain way. A female
Speaker 1: got to be a certain way. When you roll with me,
Speaker 1: you can't be all that back and forth. You move
Speaker 1: with dignity and respect, because that's how I look at
Speaker 1: myself and you all over the place. You loud, You
Speaker 1: cause a confusion. You petty, Maybe you can't rock with
Speaker 1: me any ounce of pettiness. Your ass gotta go, gots
Speaker 1: to go immediately. And no matter how much you like
Speaker 1: a woman, man, I've done it. Yeah, I got a man,
Speaker 1: I've done it. I've been with some bad bitches mm hmm.
Speaker 1: But you got to say to yourself, I love your sister,
Speaker 1: but I love me more, you know. And that's why
Speaker 1: I teach people you gotta love yourself more. And men
Speaker 1: who are in relationships, it all depends on who you are.
Speaker 1: Some niggas ain't got games. Some niggas ain't when I
Speaker 1: say game. See, most people think game is just magical
Speaker 1: way of pulling the bitch right. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Oh you got game, that bitch I ain't got game.
Speaker 1: I'm a nigga who speaks through. It's like life philosophy, right, Well,
Speaker 1: every man should have a what are your intentions? Right?
Speaker 1: And when you meet them, when you got to look
Speaker 1: at it, what's your what's my intentions with the sister?
Speaker 1: And if you feel a break it down and break
Speaker 1: down your constitution, say, sister, I rock with you. So
Speaker 1: here we're gonna make a constitution between you and I,
Speaker 1: and it's based on our understanding or how we're gonna
Speaker 1: move with each other. Sometimes it's gonna go over some
Speaker 1: women heads, right they you mean the constitution? You know,
Speaker 1: do you think the traditional relationships the walls are kind
Speaker 1: of breaking right now? Like back in the day, you
Speaker 1: have relationship. You have the man bring the money home,
Speaker 1: you have the woman keep the house. It's all fucked up.
Speaker 1: Now do you think it's worse? It's worse now. It's
Speaker 1: all fucked up all over the world. Like, you really
Speaker 1: got to find somebody that was raised a certain way, see,
Speaker 1: because what men and women don't do? You might, I
Speaker 1: might like you, but what is your mother and your father? Like?
Speaker 1: What is your friends you rolle with? Because once you
Speaker 1: start dating that person, you got to deal with all
Speaker 1: the other words your baby daddy situation, right, situation? You know,
Speaker 1: do you want to tolerate that? What comes with it?
Speaker 1: You know, people don't think about that because you just
Speaker 1: like that person. Yeah, I think too, like women nowadays,
Speaker 1: if you're pretty, all you are is the willingness to
Speaker 1: show yourself on only fans away for making six figures
Speaker 1: a year these Yeah, and like that kind of like low,
Speaker 1: like that was never the case. Yeah, you get I
Speaker 1: got to look at most men and women don't look
Speaker 1: long term, correct, So when you can look at a woman,
Speaker 1: you gotta look twenty years from now. But this woman,
Speaker 1: it's her character positive enough to take care of me
Speaker 1: if I get ill. Okay, she don't have no money,
Speaker 1: but do I make her an asset? But if I
Speaker 1: make her asset, but I ain't shit, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: still fucking around. I make her rich and then she
Speaker 1: leave me. And see so many variables and I think
Speaker 1: I sat on the show before dating is like a
Speaker 1: Rubric's Q. You gotta hope all the collars fit because
Speaker 1: everything is different. Is that why you're still single? I'm
Speaker 1: single because I find most women to be petty and
Speaker 1: I can't deal with it. Yo. Yeah, yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: probably one of those trades that will be hard to Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to me. I cannot deal with pettiness. It's that
Speaker 1: serious to me because I told you I'm happy. I
Speaker 1: love life. Yeah, you're not gonna fuck them money. If
Speaker 1: I'm introduce you into my life, you gotta add to it,
Speaker 1: and you got to add you're removing me from any
Speaker 1: piece of happiness. It ain't work. I think that's time
Speaker 1: we hear I said that. Men here they have twenty
Speaker 1: five thousand being a relationship right. And everywhere I go
Speaker 1: people always ask me like, t K, we ain't got
Speaker 1: that good of money, not that much money. Respectfully, let
Speaker 1: me to you. And I told this guy going through
Speaker 1: the airport, he asked me this other day. See, my
Speaker 1: philosophy is really for the young kids. Them kids fourteen
Speaker 1: fifteen loving me because them young boys, it's like you're
Speaker 1: a rock with you, because I want to understand stack
Speaker 1: your money. It's like going to college or buying your
Speaker 1: first house. The twenty five thousands because they thought I
Speaker 1: meant give the female twenty five thousands. The twenty five
Speaker 1: thousands for you, because when you got a little change,
Speaker 1: your choicing holes is different. You got a little change,
Speaker 1: you moved through differently. Most men fuck with the girl
Speaker 1: because she dropped it. That's true. But don't bring nothing
Speaker 1: to the table because ass don't pay the bills. I mean,
Speaker 1: ass don't pay the bills. I mean unless you've got
Speaker 1: a girl doing only fans or whatever. I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a few routes I'm going, yeah, for sure, I'm there.
Speaker 1: But even if you have the money, what's your character.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that there's there's a there's a
Speaker 1: takeaway in other avenues. If the ass is paying the bill,
Speaker 1: it's your character. One time I was talking about women
Speaker 1: using too much profanity. Yeah, they're getting upset. Now. I
Speaker 1: know no man but thinks that's hot. That'll bring his
Speaker 1: girl around, his grandparents, around his mother, and a girl
Speaker 1: every other world who's using profanity. Now to the ladies listening,
Speaker 1: nobody here is trying to tell you what to do.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is I'm not saying you shouldn't curse.
Speaker 1: I'm saying curse when you're really upset, when it means something.
Speaker 1: Because I look at women as being the most beautiful
Speaker 1: women on the planet. And you never know who's watching you, right,
Speaker 1: and there's another girl watching the way you move through life,
Speaker 1: whether you know it or not. And if you use
Speaker 1: for family, you act in the full, you're really guiding her.
Speaker 1: She see you doing anything is cool. But if you
Speaker 1: say move a certain way, that girl gonna move SA
Speaker 1: one good. So all women have to be responsible for
Speaker 1: each other because when women move a certain way and
Speaker 1: move with dignity, moving class. It's domino fact. Other women
Speaker 1: want to be that way, you know, and that's important
Speaker 1: to me. How do you make a one? Okay, you
Speaker 1: said to earlier's say, there's a beautiful girl, but she
Speaker 1: doesn't have anything in terms of career wise, monetarily. But
Speaker 1: you said, because if you really like someone, you tell
Speaker 1: a female. Look, I rock with you, but you got
Speaker 1: to listen to me. So I'm gonna put you through school.
Speaker 1: I think should get into nursing. If you got to change,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay for you to go to school, get nursing.
Speaker 1: I said, you like to do nails. Well, let me
Speaker 1: see your character first, you know, over the next couple
Speaker 1: of years. Because what men do. We get so excited
Speaker 1: about a fine female. We move at warp speed, super
Speaker 1: work speed. You know, we bind cars, we bind jewelry
Speaker 1: too much. Lady, you find out her character is horrible
Speaker 1: as a person. She fine, but bit your character is
Speaker 1: fuck with me. And these niggas want up. They do
Speaker 1: so much. Sometime they want to want to hurt the girl.
Speaker 1: They want to kill them because of their bad Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they mad at themselves. Yeah, Yeah, you didn't know
Speaker 1: who you signed up for you move too quick. You
Speaker 1: move too quick, and you really have to take your time.
Speaker 1: I tell the men all the time, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: The girl you meet that day, wait thirty days or
Speaker 1: longer before you fuck her. Listen to when you're talking
Speaker 1: on the phone. Hear how she's talking to different people
Speaker 1: in the background. She got kids and she put the phone.
Speaker 1: God damnit sting, I told you put the fucking me.
Speaker 1: Listen to when she talks alarm detector going off, so
Speaker 1: she was too lazy to change the battery. Listen, you
Speaker 1: gotta pay attention to you hear that, and then every
Speaker 1: time you call it's still going off. And then the
Speaker 1: person actually says, oh, that's been going on for a
Speaker 1: few months, and then your mind you're like, there's not
Speaker 1: the girl I want to be with. It's these small
Speaker 1: little things that can tell you about the person. If
Speaker 1: you that lazy that you're not gonna change the smoke
Speaker 1: detective battery, it's something fucked up about you. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: go out with a woman and you see her car
Speaker 1: and she got a lot of ship her vehicle, whole
Speaker 1: cars dirty. I tell women a time, whether it's a
Speaker 1: fuck up car, clean, a nice car, inside better be nice.
Speaker 1: It's a representation of you. That's how look at like
Speaker 1: feet and nails. Yes, I'm like if your feet aren't yes,
Speaker 1: if you got fucked up feet or your hands don't
Speaker 1: look like you take care of them. Like, what's that
Speaker 1: say about how you take care of your feminine And
Speaker 1: like I said, and if you get a girl who listens,
Speaker 1: you like her, you're gonna put her through school because
Speaker 1: you're protecting yourself because when you get older, you know
Speaker 1: you might get ill. Yeah, it's that person gonna wipe
Speaker 1: your ass if you get sick. You haven't found that
Speaker 1: person yet. I think I bound them couple of people,
Speaker 1: but they still was petty. That's one thing. So what
Speaker 1: I do and like to find petty to you give
Speaker 1: me like a situation that you're just like like a
Speaker 1: pay example, I was dating the girl. Okay. One thing
Speaker 1: about me, I'm very respectful. Okay, I'm a gentleman. Right
Speaker 1: And because I travel so much, I give you my
Speaker 1: itinerary on how moved because not for one moment I
Speaker 1: want you to worry about what I'm doing as a
Speaker 1: man out of respect. This respecting, this ultimate respect. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you ultimate respect. Because I want your mind
Speaker 1: to be a piece piece is. I want your pussy
Speaker 1: to be right with me. I don't want arguments. That's
Speaker 1: how much I appreciate peace of mind. So me and
Speaker 1: this person was doing this for about three or four weeks,
Speaker 1: and in three days, some bullshit happened. She wasn't picking
Speaker 1: up the phone or the phone up, and then when
Speaker 1: I finally talked to her, she thought that the ship
Speaker 1: was okay. I said, you got me fucked up, and
Speaker 1: I liked her, and I thought I can give her
Speaker 1: another opportunity. I couldn't do it because in my mind, say,
Speaker 1: I have the ability to meet somebody else every day,
Speaker 1: so because I gotta fall in line or get on line,
Speaker 1: because I'm like next, there's not a problem with that.
Speaker 1: I feel like people get upset at other people's preferences,
Speaker 1: you know, like, if that's your preference, I don't have
Speaker 1: time to do. I'm not a therapist. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to figure right when people meet. A relationship is not
Speaker 1: that supposed to be about arguments, supposed to be happy,
Speaker 1: And if that person's not making you happy, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be with that person. If you're arguing over stupid shit, right,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about stupid shit, right. Ain't nobody got time
Speaker 1: for that shit, y'all? When you can meet see you know,
Speaker 1: when I hear you young guys getting married, it's phenomenal
Speaker 1: to me, right right, because what you met maybe thirty
Speaker 1: women in your life. Maybe I'm just gonna put that
Speaker 1: out maybe listen, buddy, Yeah, thirty like that's insane to me.
Speaker 1: All due respect to I've had, I've had quite Ah,
Speaker 1: I've had quite a run. Okay, so that's good. So
Speaker 1: you know, the girl that you with is the girl
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be with. Yeah, I married her when
Speaker 1: I was thirty one, and I would say from about
Speaker 1: seventeen to twenty nine. Okay, that's good. I was, And
Speaker 1: that's what I want to hear, taking down strange and
Speaker 1: a right very yeah, very large and all those and
Speaker 1: believe it or not, all those experiences made you choose her,
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. And then I also had like a
Speaker 1: crazy baby mama situation, the most toxic, wild ass bitch
Speaker 1: of all time. Yes, you see what I'm saying. Everything
Speaker 1: I said earlier, Yeah, everything that you experienced, your flight, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you met her, all those things you went to said
Speaker 1: to you this is the one, the one for sure
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, when I met my wife because me
Speaker 1: and her were friends first, so I kind of like
Speaker 1: got to know her, like all the stuff you're saying,
Speaker 1: like I kind of already had. I knew a lot
Speaker 1: of that stuff. How she's built her character, you know,
Speaker 1: very good. But I'm glad you understood what I was
Speaker 1: saying because that's so important if you could find that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta win her, that's fair. What do you feel
Speaker 1: because I feel like recently, I mean again, you move
Speaker 1: in your own stratosphere, but when we see guys like
Speaker 1: Chappelle or you know, I saw Louis c k they
Speaker 1: were mad at some some stuff weak from a Louis
Speaker 1: ckset where he was just working out. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: supposed to get out there. Do you feel like because comedy,
Speaker 1: I feel like is on purpose, we're supposed. I feel
Speaker 1: like I want to kind of be like offended when
Speaker 1: I go to a comedy show. But like in terms
Speaker 1: of like some of these bigger comedians, these cancelation campaigns,
Speaker 1: it feels like, especially with Dave Man, what are your
Speaker 1: thoughts like if you were to talk to a comedian
Speaker 1: like Dave or Louis c. K or these guys, like, like,
Speaker 1: is that something to even worry about when you're at
Speaker 1: that level? Or do you just kind of do you?
Speaker 1: You just do you? Those guys are on a whole
Speaker 1: nother level. I've watched their careers grow and it's just
Speaker 1: fascinating to see all this because, like I said, when
Speaker 1: I started this with Michael Williams and Robin Harris back
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty five, while these guys wasn't around right,
Speaker 1: so to see them do they thing, to see how
Speaker 1: this this entertainment thing works. And I guess in the
Speaker 1: last ten years, the world has changed, right, the world's changed.
Speaker 1: Like what we knew as entertainment for the last thirty years,
Speaker 1: throw it all out the window. Yeah, because it doesn't apply.
Speaker 1: Like whoever think the Kadashians would be as rich as
Speaker 1: they are? It's crazy, man, you gonna stand what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And it's famous as as famous as they are, And
Speaker 1: the world changed. So the thing in entertainment I would
Speaker 1: tell people is do your best, make everybody your associate
Speaker 1: because you never know who's gonna blow, right, Like I
Speaker 1: keep your bridges open, your bridges open, right, you know,
Speaker 1: I think that's what you gotta do, and then you
Speaker 1: can't worry about the the he says, She says, give
Speaker 1: me example, like when I had a problem with Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy Charlie Murphy back in the day, and people felt
Speaker 1: like TK got black ball you see the stupid shit,
Speaker 1: But nobody blackballed me. I'm still working. We just have
Speaker 1: social media to show you what I was doing. I
Speaker 1: never have missed a beat, right, never missed a beat.
Speaker 1: But those experiences in life, as embarrassing as it is today,
Speaker 1: I'm actually glad I also went through it because, like
Speaker 1: I said, I had a time when I was really
Speaker 1: that nigga. So people know that nigga you don't really
Speaker 1: want to cross because t to them. Motherfucker. Hey get you,
Speaker 1: but not knowing at the same time, at sixty two,
Speaker 1: I'm really on a spiritual journey. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not What was the issue, the origin of your issues
Speaker 1: with Eddie and Charlie, Well, it was an issue something
Speaker 1: that I just wanted to mention, just want to get
Speaker 1: because it's been talked about for over forty years. It
Speaker 1: happened in nineteen eighty two, and it's a thing that
Speaker 1: I really like to not really discuss too much. Ye,
Speaker 1: you've discussed it. Yeah. My thing. My thing, with anything
Speaker 1: I've ever done in life, I was supposed to go
Speaker 1: through it, and as a man, you stand up to it, apologize.
Speaker 1: If these people are still around, if they accept it,
Speaker 1: accept that they don't they don't, you know, because everybody
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Speaker 1: eyed Biggie died, yes, but nowadays it feels like every
Speaker 1: year we're losing every other the month, yeah, five to
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Speaker 1: and we want them to be about what they're rapping about,
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Speaker 1: You're supposed to see everybody you mean in your life
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Speaker 1: because my life is growing. No disrespect to you. I've grown.
Speaker 1: That's what life's about. You should be had be let
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Speaker 1: my friend. But I want to meet more people. I
Speaker 1: want to meet everybody before I leave. Yeah, like people.
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Speaker 1: the government, if you don't read how the world has
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Speaker 1: the type of yees do you me? Ask you this
Speaker 1: because you're very financially I think that your financial literacy
Speaker 1: is at a high level. Do you how do you like?
Speaker 1: Do you leverage credit cards? Do you use credit cards?
Speaker 1: Or are using my credit cards all the time. I
Speaker 1: don't worry about interest rates. I hate people worry about
Speaker 1: interest rates on their credit card. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: I just I just pay it paid off. I just
Speaker 1: paid it like I use it, paying the motherfucker. I
Speaker 1: pay it off before the end of the month. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I spend ten fifteen thousand, that ship is paid
Speaker 1: by Monday. That's smart. And then you get all the
Speaker 1: free points. Yeah, I'm not worrying. I'm not worrying about
Speaker 1: the people were worried about credit, the people who are
Speaker 1: living beyond their means. Yes, you're supposed to use the
Speaker 1: credit card as a tool, yeah, to build your credit,
Speaker 1: to get free per right, all that, and then pay
Speaker 1: that bitch off. My credit is in the high. I
Speaker 1: think I'm almost high eight hundreds ship seven ninety. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't always been like three. Yeah, And I haven't
Speaker 1: always been like that. My credit was fucked up at
Speaker 1: one time, you know. I remember when I was younger,
Speaker 1: trying to get bally put their name, put a card
Speaker 1: in their names, and all that type of ship. I
Speaker 1: was gonna pay the bill and all that. But I
Speaker 1: see how the world worked out now now and I
Speaker 1: ain't worry about that. But credit is good. Credit is
Speaker 1: important to all men, you know, Like I think that's
Speaker 1: something important too, that when you get with a woman,
Speaker 1: y'all talk about how we can help each other get
Speaker 1: a credit together. Right now, It wasn't like that one
Speaker 1: was growing up. Now you can use your apartment on
Speaker 1: your credit helps your credit score. Yeah, your apartment, your apartment.
Speaker 1: Now you can put on report it to help boost
Speaker 1: your credit. There's there's a credit card b I l
Speaker 1: T that they just dropped this year that's you could
Speaker 1: what is it. It's it's the one that you can
Speaker 1: pay your rent on the credit card. So it it's
Speaker 1: b I l T, right, the build credit card. That's good.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's like this new credit card and
Speaker 1: it allows you. So what you do is you set
Speaker 1: it up with them and then they pay your rent
Speaker 1: for they'll send a check to your landlord every month.
Speaker 1: But it goes on your credit so you can pay
Speaker 1: it off obviously, but it goes towards getting you rewards
Speaker 1: hotel also. But now you've got to think of a
Speaker 1: fee on that, correct. I don't know. I don't actually know.
Speaker 1: It's a freak card. There's no monthly, there's no so
Speaker 1: long as expressed. They got like five hundred yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's if you got the big you got the
Speaker 1: big guy. I got the big boy, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the big boy. So but that's good to know.
Speaker 1: I'm we'll put that in my stand up B l
Speaker 1: T b I l T b I l T built
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Speaker 1: lading know because I don't think I've ever wrote that
Speaker 1: all and I spent a lot of money. I need
Speaker 1: to tell how that ship absolutely. Ye know, what would
Speaker 1: be your advice for somebody who is James Andre Jefferson Jr.
Speaker 1: This guy's huge on TikTok. Yes, I know he was
Speaker 1: telling me he's got I mean, the Rock dms him
Speaker 1: every other day. Uh, this guy's very successful in his lane,
Speaker 1: but he wants to actually start doing actual stand up commons.
Speaker 1: Because would you say, James, you're you're an internet comedian
Speaker 1: so pretty much. I started getting on stage when I
Speaker 1: was thirteen, right, and then I seen the wave when
Speaker 1: I was like nineteen eight. Online is his poppet. Right,
Speaker 1: made a stupid mistake. I stopped doing stand up online.
Speaker 1: So now I'm mainly online. Now I'm getting back. I'm
Speaker 1: doing open mics and stuff. And I told you about
Speaker 1: my agency. They want to start get a tour going. Ever,
Speaker 1: so I'm just trying to get my ship back together.
Speaker 1: So what advice would you have for you? Gotta stay
Speaker 1: on stage? Yeah, no, there's no magical thing you can do.
Speaker 1: Gotta put the work in you gotta put the work in,
Speaker 1: and there's no shortage of open mics here, Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: there's there's no secret cut there, there's no shortcut. You
Speaker 1: gotta you got it right. You gotta go hit that stage,
Speaker 1: and you gotta hit it, yo, you gotta be on
Speaker 1: stage leads. When I was coming up, I was going
Speaker 1: to stay at least seven times a week. I could
Speaker 1: do a show, then get in the car zoom way
Speaker 1: across town to go do a show there. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy, But I laugh Now I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here with you guys, and I'm sitting in places all
Speaker 1: over the world because I was patient to understand there
Speaker 1: was gonna be a moment for me. And it's still
Speaker 1: getting better. I was telling me and James always talk
Speaker 1: about doing open mics, and I have a joke. I
Speaker 1: have the beginning of a joke, but I don't know
Speaker 1: how to. It's that we're all a certain percentage of gay.
Speaker 1: I'm listening. Do you watch lesbian porn? No? Do you
Speaker 1: like you gotta? I mean you like dick and your
Speaker 1: porn anyway? Clever? Right, that's clever. You don't like a
Speaker 1: small dick in your porn? Right? Yeah, that's clever, but okay,
Speaker 1: if you're doing it looking that way, I have I
Speaker 1: have what you call dick envy. Yeah, I mean there
Speaker 1: because like I got a nice dick, me too, and
Speaker 1: I wish I had three extra inches. Everybody does like
Speaker 1: and you know me like, and I can sling this,
Speaker 1: but sometimes when I see I'm envious with the niggas
Speaker 1: with big dick. My thing is is like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to watch a porno where the dude's got a
Speaker 1: smaller dick than me, because I'd be like, it makes
Speaker 1: sense when you look at it. It It doesn't mean you're gay.
Speaker 1: Don't mean you fruity. Maybe one you know, it don't matter,
Speaker 1: maybe two second gay because okay, so you're telling me
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gay. It's not gay, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's gay ish No, no, no no, no, it's still
Speaker 1: not even gaysh It's understanding sex. Okay. See there's certain
Speaker 1: things you just have to understand, Like sex is supposed
Speaker 1: to be nasty. Yeah you're looking, it's not gay. You
Speaker 1: just see somebody doing work and you say, okay, that's
Speaker 1: cool and you can have I wish, I wish I
Speaker 1: could like that decent premise for a joke. Though, yes,
Speaker 1: it's a great a great setup. You know, I just
Speaker 1: want to go to an open mic and get that
Speaker 1: one off just like this, And I asked you this question.
Speaker 1: It's ash cheeks one bird or do I have to
Speaker 1: spread them apart? I like that. I'm still laughing at both.
Speaker 1: That means you be on poor her looking at the
Speaker 1: dicks like no, no, no, no no no no. I just
Speaker 1: know if I if I see a thumbnail and I
Speaker 1: click on it and I open it and it's like
Speaker 1: it's like an inadequate dude or some LESSONID it motivates you.
Speaker 1: If you see it motivates me. It motivates you. You
Speaker 1: see a nigga throwing down, You're like, nigga, fuck this ship.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, I'm better than this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Fuck that nigga. You know what I'm saying. That nigga
Speaker 1: did what nigga, Nigga, you ain't got ship off me?
Speaker 1: And then it helps mentally because when you fucking the girl,
Speaker 1: you could say, you know, pretend my dick is that big,
Speaker 1: even though I got a little dick and I'm a fucker.
Speaker 1: The way this niggas fucking that girl in the video.
Speaker 1: And even though my dick is little, I got the word,
Speaker 1: I got the verbage. Yeah, take this big dick, even
Speaker 1: though she laughed. But in your mind, because we all
Speaker 1: get caught up. Individual were all influence. Music influence us, porn, commercials,
Speaker 1: influence on what we wear, males, cologne, and away a
Speaker 1: nigga fuck a woman influenced you as well because you
Speaker 1: want to be better than what you watching. And porn
Speaker 1: can also negatively influence you. If you watch too much,
Speaker 1: you get wrapped up in it. You can you, it
Speaker 1: can be. I watched porn now maybe five times a year.
Speaker 1: I'm that busy that that's a great, great But even
Speaker 1: my sex life is not used to being my sex life.
Speaker 1: When I was running, I swear I was. Now my
Speaker 1: sex life is not even past two mm hmm. It's
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Speaker 1: saying that young kids, you guys age, Yeah, you wrecked
Speaker 1: our dysfunction. Who I don't see, I don't have the function. No, No,
Speaker 1: just just saying in general, right thing, and because of health,
Speaker 1: because they're not taking their cells, you know, with the lean,
Speaker 1: with the smoking, and they're not working out, you're destroying
Speaker 1: your body. My walk, yeah, because you walk like you're
Speaker 1: sixty something years old. When I saw you, I said,
Speaker 1: get about the couch. Yeah, I saw you. When I
Speaker 1: was walking, I was said, I mean I'm thirty two.
Speaker 1: Oh nig, you should be embarrassed. You should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I tell you walking like you almost seventy years old
Speaker 1: because I've been working out so hard since two thousand
Speaker 1: and like sixteen. I'm gonna put you up on game.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ship because he is like ship, like where
Speaker 1: we at right now? Yeah, he's like, I can tell
Speaker 1: you he's fucked up. Now watch this One'm about to
Speaker 1: tell you where you're at right now? This area is beautiful, right.
Speaker 1: Walk maybe twenty blocks down and twenty blocks back every
Speaker 1: day one you're gonna work. That's gonna get your heart
Speaker 1: right right. It also gives you time to think about
Speaker 1: your material that you're gonna do. Just walk and look
Speaker 1: at different things. Therapeutic, be dodging a lot of homeless,
Speaker 1: ship down people. When you start seeing certain things like
Speaker 1: the matrix, the materials start coming to you. That's what
Speaker 1: you gotta do. When you when you become a certain comedian,
Speaker 1: things come to you. Right. You be surprised, y'all. I
Speaker 1: swear every day every day you take an hour from
Speaker 1: here to go walk. I don't know you walk an hour? Crazy? No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, that's a sprint you are going to take. Look,
Speaker 1: just walk until you get a nice at right. Do
Speaker 1: that every day. I promise you on my life and
Speaker 1: to change your life. My main thing has been my
Speaker 1: die because I do. You like ship, you like DJ
Speaker 1: Callid and Rick Ross, y'all have been the same way
Speaker 1: for so long. Here's here's here's the advice on eating.
Speaker 1: Put in your body was beneficial. If it doesn't benefit you,
Speaker 1: why you're eating it? So I just started this year
Speaker 1: salad the day. Yeah, yeah, And we gotta hope it's
Speaker 1: not too late. I hope sometimes you can start too late.
Speaker 1: Health is based on starting young and going your whole life.
Speaker 1: Sometimes your kids start too late. So the walking see
Speaker 1: the most important exercise that people see lifting and all that.
Speaker 1: That's not the most important muscle your heart. So you
Speaker 1: want to get your heart. That's why you gotta walk.
Speaker 1: And then you gotta feed yourself. You gotta love yourself
Speaker 1: to the point that you just won't put anything in
Speaker 1: your body. You gotta drinking. What it is people who
Speaker 1: won't drink water, right, and they don't research on how
Speaker 1: important water is for your body to keep you alive.
Speaker 1: I drink a lot of water. And here's the one
Speaker 1: as you get older, and I'll tell you why you
Speaker 1: have to drink water. One, you should drink a bottle
Speaker 1: of water before you go to bed at night because
Speaker 1: it presents prevents heart attack and strokes. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that that's what water does to you. The body is
Speaker 1: that is the weakest point between four and six o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning. That's when most people die and they
Speaker 1: sleep between four and six. Wow, because your body is that's,
Speaker 1: for some reasons, the weakest point in your body. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying water is going to actually stop it, but
Speaker 1: I've also done my research. Water prevents heart attacks and strokes.
Speaker 1: Then you want to drink a glass of water if
Speaker 1: you do anything so before you start your day, and
Speaker 1: that wakes up your organs in your body. I've read that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that and most people do the wrong thing when they
Speaker 1: eat in the morning. You're not supposed to ea in
Speaker 1: the morning. Right now, you're supposed to eat, but you
Speaker 1: put the wrong things. You put eggs and bacon in
Speaker 1: your body. Coffee, you're not supposed to eat that. Ti
Speaker 1: after twelve in the morning is supposed to be water
Speaker 1: and fruit. That's what you supposed to eat in the morning.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. I'm gonna start that, Yeah, starting water
Speaker 1: and fruit every morning, and then betwenk twelve and three,
Speaker 1: you have eat a little something and then you can
Speaker 1: eat a little something around five and then the rest
Speaker 1: of the night you're hungry. You gotta have apples, you know, pineapples,
Speaker 1: because the world has set us up to make us
Speaker 1: think they're supposed to have all these other medications. But pineapples, strawberries,
Speaker 1: cherries is your medicine for life, the medicine wild. Pineapples
Speaker 1: do something I can't remember. Pineapples do something for your
Speaker 1: eyes and all these all these fruits do something to
Speaker 1: keep you healthy. Same thing for women too, for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get yes, yes, yes, yes. It's so important that everybody.
Speaker 1: This is what we talked about. We just not talking
Speaker 1: about men. Everybody should get their checkups to be on
Speaker 1: this planet a long time. Yeah, I saw that somebody
Speaker 1: was just saying on YouTube that like, if a woman
Speaker 1: has a bad diet, it's hard for her situation to
Speaker 1: be the best. The vagina smelling, yeah, yes, it could smell,
Speaker 1: or you can it may not be that moist and see,
Speaker 1: because that's the that's the terrible. That's also a bad
Speaker 1: thing when you know what good pussy is true, see,
Speaker 1: because you can love the woman, but she probably can't.
Speaker 1: We just had this. Remember we were just talking about
Speaker 1: this when we're recording the show earlier. Would you rather
Speaker 1: be with because we do a radio show every day
Speaker 1: up question, So the question is, would you rather be
Speaker 1: with someone who you love, who everything, but the sex
Speaker 1: is just whatever is and that's something, or would you
Speaker 1: rather be with the person who's toxic patty pain in
Speaker 1: the ass, but the sex is crazy? You know, it's
Speaker 1: crazy that happiness is because you're in the moment at
Speaker 1: that time, in the moment, like I like this person
Speaker 1: even though she can't fuck it because I just got
Speaker 1: out of that right situation. This is a human mind.
Speaker 1: Now you're with this girl. Oh bitch, job me fucking crazy,
Speaker 1: but you fuck me like a guy. Right, But I
Speaker 1: like this girl because too sure. I said it best.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna find everything you want in one person.
Speaker 1: M if you find that person, marry them. If you
Speaker 1: could fout out to my wife, Yeah, if you could
Speaker 1: find if you can find that person that got everything
Speaker 1: you want, just you wrap it up. I feel you.
Speaker 1: You one I mean that you want me. It's the
Speaker 1: petty thing that holding you back. Yeah, let me tell
Speaker 1: you with me. I'm sixty two. Ride this ship out.
Speaker 1: It's too late for me to go through bullshit in
Speaker 1: my life. That's fair. You got a lot of Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope I get thirty more summers out of this
Speaker 1: big You might get thirty or forty. I get thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I hope I can get thirty thirty more summers.
Speaker 1: That'll put me at what was the Madonna tour life?
Speaker 1: Did you have a relationship with her where you guys? No? No,
Speaker 1: it's just I know they love Beyonce and everybody I've
Speaker 1: seen ain't nobody cold the Madonna Really, ain't nobody cold
Speaker 1: Madonna Live, Live Live. Ain't nobody colder Madonna? Beyonce, Oh,
Speaker 1: there's no doubt about it. And I love Beyonce, and
Speaker 1: I know people going to hit hit me over there.
Speaker 1: I'm rolling up the scene. Don't get me, but remember, lady,
Speaker 1: before you'll start tripping. Before they edited this, I want
Speaker 1: to share something with you. Every generation has their superstar.
Speaker 1: Back when I was growing up, we hit Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: You guys got Lebron right back in my day, it
Speaker 1: was Tupac and Biggie. Now y'all got Drake and right, right,
Speaker 1: everybody has a generation and we shouldn't really compare. And
Speaker 1: one I'm gonna apologize for even compare the Madonna to
Speaker 1: Beyonce because that was a different, different, different area and
Speaker 1: we shouldn't do that. They should never prepare Michael Jordan
Speaker 1: to Lebron I think, especially with sports. I agree, especially
Speaker 1: with sports, everybody had their eraror and that's what they
Speaker 1: should talk about. You should have who's the best now
Speaker 1: during the era, that motherfucker was the man. Because when
Speaker 1: I get old and grow up, ain't nobody gonna tell
Speaker 1: me Kendrick better than and nobody's gonna better than Kendrick, Right,
Speaker 1: So this is what it is, right, and every generation
Speaker 1: is gonna have they got right, we had going. You
Speaker 1: guys got Kevin Hart, right, you know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: in a sense. But there's more comics now. There's more
Speaker 1: comics now than it was when I was growing up back.
Speaker 1: But I love Kevin Hart. Yeah, when I was growing
Speaker 1: we had like non comedians. Right now it's like Dan,
Speaker 1: there's a million, there's a million motherfuckers out there now.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Kevin Hart James. I love
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart. I like did you like his stand up
Speaker 1: he dropped during the Pandemic? Is that the one he
Speaker 1: did in the Liberal? Yeah? It wasn't great. That it
Speaker 1: was good, but it was it was missing something. I
Speaker 1: love her. I like his work ethic. But I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you what, right like eight nine, he's a beast.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you work ethic is inspired. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you what I really like that nigga don't chase commercials.
Speaker 1: Thank you chase nigga heat the man he almost make me.
Speaker 1: Won't gonna get them up a card let me. But
Speaker 1: he's I said, man, all the comedians I've seen in
Speaker 1: the world, he really got this commercial ship. And he's
Speaker 1: just very likable. He's very like. We had a conversation
Speaker 1: off the air kind of about a different comedian. I
Speaker 1: don't know, we won't say his name, but like somebody
Speaker 1: who's Kevin Heart's way better than this guy that's standing
Speaker 1: great at standing. I think he's a little overrated, but
Speaker 1: I think he's great. He's good. But but there's another
Speaker 1: comedian who's much smaller, right, maybe from the same city,
Speaker 1: who is great at being like likable, I guess as
Speaker 1: opposed to you know what I mean? So I think
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart checks all the boxes. Yes, yes, at a
Speaker 1: high level, which is why he's probably the big Like
Speaker 1: when you compare him to Eddie Murphy, that's fair because
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart's doing arenas you know what I mean? Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: he's the I think he's Is it safe to say
Speaker 1: he's the biggest comedian? Yeah, he's the most tickets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's sold the most tickets. Yeah, no one's selling more
Speaker 1: tickets than him, right, And and in life Joe Coy
Speaker 1: is on the way though. Yeah. And in life i'd
Speaker 1: say to people, life's not fair. Used to it. I
Speaker 1: think I'm the best motherfucker standup comedian that never touched
Speaker 1: the mic. Right. A lot of people don't know me,
Speaker 1: but once you see me, it's different. Once you see me.
Speaker 1: I love that feeling. Why haven't you done the online
Speaker 1: special to where people can go and watch drop on YouTube,
Speaker 1: like a sixty minute just heater, because I think it
Speaker 1: do great. Man, I've never thought about that, because I
Speaker 1: do think that you are kind of like the underground rapper, right,
Speaker 1: you gotta catch TK when he's in your city. You
Speaker 1: to see him live, then you'll get it. But then
Speaker 1: if I go tell like if I go tell J Man,
Speaker 1: I just saw this motherfucker t K Kirkland. I feel
Speaker 1: like I should be able to go on your YouTube
Speaker 1: channel to see an hour. Yeah, I want to. I
Speaker 1: think that's something I gotta do. I think I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: going to do more on you. Because I think we
Speaker 1: cut my special up and put it on YouTube. You
Speaker 1: got to do the whole joint. Yeah, promoted do the
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Speaker 1: put up no money. I'll put up the money. It'll
Speaker 1: do great, dude. Yeah, I'll call my team and put
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Speaker 1: We said it here. T. K. Kirkin is a rock star.
Speaker 1: I agree, I promise you, I agree. I already see
Speaker 1: you as a rock star man. You are a rock
Speaker 1: star man, because it's just the simple fact of your longevity,
Speaker 1: just as that right there. I'm truly like it's sound
Speaker 1: thirty thirty eight years in the game and stay relevant
Speaker 1: the entire the whole time. And see I seen comedians
Speaker 1: go up and down. Right, I've been straight across the
Speaker 1: whole time. There was never no dips, straight across, and
Speaker 1: I don't. One of my friends said it best. He said,
Speaker 1: you never wear your wealth. You know, some people just
Speaker 1: overdo it. Of course they you said you never. Like
Speaker 1: one day I was had a little outfit on with
Speaker 1: Louis Batons and it looked nice. But I really don't care.
Speaker 1: Like I wear white Tea's on purpose because I travel
Speaker 1: so much. I don't like iron and shit in My
Speaker 1: shirt's got to come out the plastic bag. My underwear
Speaker 1: every day gotta be brand new. Like some people buy
Speaker 1: a lot of jewelry, I buy a lot of underwear.
Speaker 1: I buy a lot of white teas. I like to
Speaker 1: smell good. I like they'll get my massages, my facials
Speaker 1: and shit like I invest in me right now. And
Speaker 1: what I teach people too about investing, See investing is
Speaker 1: they got you thinking that's what you should do. And
Speaker 1: that's to me the small man, because you want to
Speaker 1: be rich. So let's take basketball players, know fuckers, who's
Speaker 1: really rich? And when you think about the Bernie Madoffs,
Speaker 1: how they ripped you off. See a huge financial firm.
Speaker 1: Know you got eighty million, they'll come to you. They'll
Speaker 1: come to you. Yeah, I want to invest your money
Speaker 1: to take three to five percent of your money that
Speaker 1: whatever happens they lose it, they still get their percent,
Speaker 1: they still get in. But you on lost. But you
Speaker 1: made it. You invested in you. That's why you have
Speaker 1: eighty while you have that money. Yeah, here's my point.
Speaker 1: If you got that money, why do you need more? See,
Speaker 1: because your mindset is greed. You take the chance to
Speaker 1: lose it. But you have invested in you your whole life,
Speaker 1: and you have enough to You got enough to live
Speaker 1: off the rest of your life still being greedy. So
Speaker 1: here's the philosophy, the richer you are, the lower your means.
Speaker 1: M hmm. But see people who have low means live
Speaker 1: beyond their means. But in your mindset, See, you don't
Speaker 1: care how big your house. I don't care how many
Speaker 1: rooms you have. The mattress is still gonna be the
Speaker 1: same size. Yeah, that's real. That's the real shit right there.
Speaker 1: And also, if you have real wealth or you are
Speaker 1: are doing well, what do you try to like? You
Speaker 1: don't have to. I feel like people who out outwardly
Speaker 1: try to they're doing that for everyone else. They're doing
Speaker 1: that to try. You have to be right because nobody
Speaker 1: cares right. I got everything right. But it's like you're
Speaker 1: not gonna wear like I feel like, you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of that has to do with just like today's culture.
Speaker 1: I mean that's always been the case. People were in gold,
Speaker 1: people were in Joelry. But in terms of just like
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't got to prove nothing to you.
Speaker 1: I'm married, I got my money's in the bank. You
Speaker 1: want me to want me to wear some designers so
Speaker 1: you could so I could feel good around strangers or people.
Speaker 1: Don't you to do is nice vacations? Yeah? That kind
Speaker 1: of ship is where you spend money. That's where you
Speaker 1: spend money. You want to be in a nice experience room.
Speaker 1: You want to enjoy your champagne or whatever you do.
Speaker 1: Then you come back home when you go back into
Speaker 1: the real world, but you ain't gott it around in
Speaker 1: the roads. Woe, you ain't gotta drive around. That's the
Speaker 1: way you could ask him. I barely just about it,
Speaker 1: like so listen, I'm always paid off cars, live way
Speaker 1: below my means. Yes, I just bought my first house
Speaker 1: with my wife. I had bought a house in Vegas,
Speaker 1: but which bought a house last year for like a
Speaker 1: one point five million in burbing But I just finally
Speaker 1: bought a nice car because for tax purposes see six
Speaker 1: thousand pounds heavy. People don't understand that. So I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, when you guess, but I guess I'm either
Speaker 1: gonna write a check to the I R S I'm
Speaker 1: gonna buy this. That's so I tell people when they
Speaker 1: talk about how Floyd and all them spend so much money,
Speaker 1: I said, they do it not because they want to.
Speaker 1: If they don't buy ship, the governor gonna take it,
Speaker 1: they would rather write the check and buy ten escallegs. Yep.
Speaker 1: Then give all that money to the government and get
Speaker 1: nothing to return. Yeah. So true, And so that's what
Speaker 1: you that's what you have to do. Do you do
Speaker 1: that every year, like around October November. I put it
Speaker 1: like this, I live underneath my means. I mean in
Speaker 1: terms of like, when you know that tax bill is
Speaker 1: gonna hit, does your CPA give you the head? No?
Speaker 1: What I do, I'm smarter than all of them. What
Speaker 1: I do with me is I write everything to fuck
Speaker 1: off everything, and I put people up on games too. See.
Speaker 1: I donate a lot of clothes to good Will, and
Speaker 1: you know, you get those forms. You can put your
Speaker 1: own numbers in there. I donate to good Will about
Speaker 1: two hundred times the year, oh wow. And each time
Speaker 1: you get a form, time you get a form. So
Speaker 1: by the end of the year, I've given over two
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars to good Will. Oh ship, And that's
Speaker 1: a tax right off. That's fucking barred. My grandma put
Speaker 1: me off on that long time giving clothes to my friends. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: good Will because they give you a receipt. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: just said it like five minutes. You get it. I
Speaker 1: get so many clothes to my friends. Fuck that. Take
Speaker 1: it to the good will and you get your receipt,
Speaker 1: You fill out your stuff, you stack them all year
Speaker 1: and then and send it to your tax I'm on
Speaker 1: top of that. And that's though it's not illegal. No,
Speaker 1: you're donating. I love that. That's smart making no rock. Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys can't get no more free clothes. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: my thing. Sorry, I'm glad that we have built this relationship.
Speaker 1: But like I said, and we're hearing, and there we're gonna.
Speaker 1: I want to bring my podcast over to you. We
Speaker 1: got to. I want to change. I want to change.
Speaker 1: I don't get me wrong. I own my own ship
Speaker 1: and what I like now as we move forward over
Speaker 1: the next ten to fifteen years, I want to change
Speaker 1: the game a little bit because I don't really think
Speaker 1: anybody can hustle me. And I've been cruising for two
Speaker 1: years because the way I move, I move organically, right,
Speaker 1: you gotta move organically. I don't like forcing nothing. When
Speaker 1: I came in to day, I felt the energy. I
Speaker 1: think you're the right person to do what we gotta do.
Speaker 1: Then you introduced me to Freddy, not knowing that inspired
Speaker 1: me because I see that Nigga and I never knew
Speaker 1: that niggas a like that means so much to when
Speaker 1: people walk up and say, YO, give you the truth
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wow, that's fuck. I'm more shocked that.
Speaker 1: I'm more shocked about them knowing me than vice versa.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. We were talking off the
Speaker 1: air and I was like, Yo, your podcast is so great,
Speaker 1: but you should do it in video form. And you're like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm never in the same place I'm saying. So it's
Speaker 1: a little hard, yes, it is to pull that off. Now,
Speaker 1: there's two things. One, there is a podcast that's very successful.
Speaker 1: I think Tim Dillon's doing about two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: grand a month on his ship, and he'll bring his
Speaker 1: producer on the road with him and sometimes they'll shoot
Speaker 1: in a hotel room. That's that's one thing. But two,
Speaker 1: I think if you took three to six months off
Speaker 1: from the road and invested in the podcast, you might
Speaker 1: make five or six times more than you can make
Speaker 1: on the road. It's not about money to me, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's fair. I was gonna say it's it's it's a
Speaker 1: matter of you're you're still very passionate and in love
Speaker 1: with being on stage, and touching the people. Yes, and
Speaker 1: it's not about money to me, it never has been,
Speaker 1: but eventually that could be the that's got it. I
Speaker 1: think you've developed that out because maybe maybe you hit
Speaker 1: sixty eight sixty nine and you're like, you know what, man,
Speaker 1: I need to know. What we're gonna do is we're
Speaker 1: gonna do what we talked about, right, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: let the life deal the cards. That's fair and that's
Speaker 1: the way you got to do instead of planning. We
Speaker 1: see where this takes us, right, that's fair, and then
Speaker 1: we start doing certain things and maybe if I get
Speaker 1: the energy, maybe I come here once a month to
Speaker 1: do something with you guys. Right, we tape it to
Speaker 1: get kacter podcasts because I don't just do celebrities, right,
Speaker 1: I do people walking down the street. I think that's
Speaker 1: where I also think that that's so Theovonne do you
Speaker 1: know theovan is and the sounds familiar. So he's a comedian.
Speaker 1: He's got a hilarious podcast, but he'll interview celebrities, yes,
Speaker 1: then other times he'll have like just a random a female,
Speaker 1: a plumber or something like that. Yeah, I got to
Speaker 1: have a more tit Like he literally has had a
Speaker 1: mortician on the on the podcast, and it's just hilarious
Speaker 1: because it's like a comedian talking to somebody, dude that
Speaker 1: is a mortician in Nashville. And that's what I got
Speaker 1: is fine. One I talked to this the average person,
Speaker 1: like if you just like found like a fucking retired prostitute, yes,
Speaker 1: or some shit like that, right right. I deal with
Speaker 1: all those type of things. And that's what I like
Speaker 1: and the reason why I did that because I really
Speaker 1: hate asking for you. I always never wanted to be
Speaker 1: the dude to ask another celebrity to do something right
Speaker 1: because there's too many letdowns. That's true. Oh I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be there eleven then the day before they got to cancel,
Speaker 1: that's true, or something comes up, right, And I hate
Speaker 1: asking motherfuckers. I've always been that dude and asked nobody
Speaker 1: for shit. I've just always been that guy. I go
Speaker 1: out there and get it. And like I said when
Speaker 1: we were talking earlier about the guy said about the
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand, and I'll tell this to any man, say,
Speaker 1: ain't nothing expensive. You just gotta work hard one hundred
Speaker 1: and you're not the same. You're feeling broke. Yeah, ain't
Speaker 1: nothing experience. You just got work hard. If I tell
Speaker 1: you have twenty five thousand in your account before you
Speaker 1: start fucking nick, you gotta go get it, get it
Speaker 1: and see if you got that ambition, you got it,
Speaker 1: you got to go get it. And that's what. That's what.
Speaker 1: And I always tell men too, if you really love
Speaker 1: the girl that you want, watch this down. I said,
Speaker 1: really love her? I said, you really think you love her?
Speaker 1: I said, look at your girl right now, look at
Speaker 1: her and ast your one for ten thousand dollars. I said,
Speaker 1: you know why you ain't looking at it because you
Speaker 1: know she ain't got it. So my philosophy is, if
Speaker 1: I can't use you, you're useless fun I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: you around for just to look at all motherfucker that.
Speaker 1: Now here's the here's the flip side. If I can't
Speaker 1: depend on you, if shit hits the fan, right, and
Speaker 1: here's the flip side, I don't need the money. I
Speaker 1: was gonna make sure you got it right, just like
Speaker 1: you said. I mean shit, I gotta I got arrested
Speaker 1: and I had to call my girl to pull together
Speaker 1: a serious amount of money. And she did it, and
Speaker 1: she did it, showed up cash ready to go. That's
Speaker 1: what the fun I mean, that's so important. You don't
Speaker 1: want to live that kind of life. Whatever. It was
Speaker 1: a situation that was unforeseen, and yeah, I got out,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, And that's a powerful word, what you said.
Speaker 1: It's a thing called unforeseen occurrences and that and you
Speaker 1: got to account for that when you choose your partner,
Speaker 1: you choose. And that's what I want men and women
Speaker 1: to think about when they meet, because they don't think
Speaker 1: that way. And that's my newt moment. I'm starting to
Speaker 1: write my book. That's what I'm working on and it'll
Speaker 1: be out probably a year. Maybe it's called The Manual.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. I was gonna say, should called
Speaker 1: tk's Life Rules the Man. It's called the Manual like that, Yes,
Speaker 1: the Man. It's gonna be the new Bible. And I'm
Speaker 1: putting everything in like things we're talking. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: for people who don't know the last interview. Pretty much,
Speaker 1: if you're fucking girl and you don't got twenty five grand,
Speaker 1: what happens if she gets pregnant? Unforeseen? Nobody thinks about
Speaker 1: that set then you don't even got the fucking money
Speaker 1: to take care of that. Fuck you ain't got the
Speaker 1: fucking money. Or I hear niggas say, oh, they want
Speaker 1: her to get rid of the baby. But when you
Speaker 1: put your penis gentleman and a woman and you nutting her,
Speaker 1: that's on you, nigg What the fuck you think was
Speaker 1: gonna happen? Yeah, you feel you go, why that fucking
Speaker 1: Plan B? Or do you get the plan B? I
Speaker 1: had sex with a woman nutting in there, and I
Speaker 1: went right to the store and got that we was
Speaker 1: eating dinner, opened the package and I slid that motherfucker
Speaker 1: over and you know, and I had a little drinking
Speaker 1: and I helped them with the drink. Are you stay
Speaker 1: here too? And she said, I'm not gonna take another
Speaker 1: Plan B, and I stopped sucking her. Okay, well that
Speaker 1: was the last time I fucked that's good to know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the last time I fucked her. But those things
Speaker 1: are so important, and I'm glad that we covered all
Speaker 1: the things, from the sexual assault thing to understanding who
Speaker 1: you should date as you move forward. And if you
Speaker 1: listen to what we just said, ladies and gentlemen, it'll
Speaker 1: help you choose your part instead of just being with someone,
Speaker 1: because that's being I got a man, I got a
Speaker 1: woman that you. You gotta balance it out. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people who sell value is very dependent
Speaker 1: on being in a relationship for some reason. I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people like a lot of people. Yes,
Speaker 1: that way, they have to have to be in a relationship.
Speaker 1: You gotta get a hobby. You gotta love yourself alttle much.
Speaker 1: You gotta go bowl and gotta go hike, and you
Speaker 1: gotta have these things about you that aren't identifiable with
Speaker 1: your association to it. Ye, person, you gotta learn how
Speaker 1: to live by yourself. Everybody should live by themselves first
Speaker 1: before they get into moving in with a woman. I
Speaker 1: think if I, if I got married, that woman will
Speaker 1: have to live in her own house after You're not
Speaker 1: another room, my whole other house. You love life now
Speaker 1: having your own hair, bitch, I marry you. You got
Speaker 1: signed the prenup and you got to get your own crib.
Speaker 1: You got to have your own home, and I got mine.
Speaker 1: Now you got the keys, You come over theever you want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I want to be up under your ass twenty
Speaker 1: four to seven. Sometimes I just want to be my myself,
Speaker 1: smoking my little cigar and not doing a motherfucker thing.
Speaker 1: I love it because sometimes you might talk to motherfucking facts,
Speaker 1: and sometimes I may not want to fucking talk. You know,
Speaker 1: explain you're on the phone with your mother. She a
Speaker 1: major man. I'm hearing y'all. I ain't got that, nigga,
Speaker 1: I ain't got time this shit. I love it. Well, listen, TK,
Speaker 1: I appreciate your time. That's always facts, both you, gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I see how you've grown to sit here and to
Speaker 1: see that because I tell people also, every year your
Speaker 1: life should get better. Of course, your life's not getting better.
Speaker 1: Every year. Reevaluate you do. You're doing something wrong. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you. Man, make your pain. Yes, Champagne, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: an hour a day. You're gonna walk up and down
Speaker 1: the street. I got your word. I got one hundred.
Speaker 1: When I come back in the year, he's the same.
Speaker 1: He's gonna look. I'm gonna look different. Watch remember you
Speaker 1: go see the diabetes and the wake your clothes off.
Speaker 1: You want your woman to be looking at you looking sexy.
Speaker 1: See if you want to do it for yourself. You married,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give you game. Watch this. I am sexy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you some game. You feel sexy. I
Speaker 1: want you. I want you to buy some nice pajamas, okay,
Speaker 1: and some house shoes and will rolled around the house.
Speaker 1: Watch this, nigga. May sound crazy, but you're gonna look
Speaker 1: like a king when you open the door and somebody
Speaker 1: else door. You presented extremely well instead of coming to
Speaker 1: the door with slides on, socks and shorts and a
Speaker 1: T shirt something. How come to work? Everything you do
Speaker 1: is your presentation, right, and you want to that class
Speaker 1: and reason why I'm sharing me on the air because
Speaker 1: now when people see you in a nice pair of jamas,
Speaker 1: you maybe have a glass of water in your hand,
Speaker 1: some fake glasses, you know, put it together. You're getting
Speaker 1: lined up. You're looking good, right, trust me. So get
Speaker 1: a nice robe, some nice house shoes. Yeah, come out here.
Speaker 1: Keep you keep your line up, take care of yourself. Where,
Speaker 1: get your pajama game together, get your roll together. Give
Speaker 1: me an example of how that's just we are just
Speaker 1: tearing down James. I'm like, but let me give you
Speaker 1: the game to prove my point. When Biggie was a
Speaker 1: bit puffy, Biggie was just a regular nigga, and Puffy's
Speaker 1: girl at the time told Puffy to put that nigga
Speaker 1: in some flying ship. And when he started performing with
Speaker 1: the Hats, nobody was rocking till Biggie and he became
Speaker 1: like a same thing with Ross. I know females who
Speaker 1: are like sexually obsessed with Rick Ross. Yep, he's a
Speaker 1: overweight man, very but it's his presentation, his attitude. There's
Speaker 1: girls who are fucking I know one girl in particular
Speaker 1: who's like number one in her spank bank is Rick Ross,
Speaker 1: and I don't get it. Wow, yep, I see it,
Speaker 1: but he does have a certain when he puts suits on,
Speaker 1: the nigga looks smooth and the mother the same thing
Speaker 1: with the rod Man. You gotta go. You gotta wear
Speaker 1: that belly with pride. You got belly. Yes, what you mean?
Speaker 1: You'll be talking about sweater coming come in here with
Speaker 1: a button up shirt, wide open wife, beater, show it
Speaker 1: show it up, show it different. But hell, hell, I
Speaker 1: want you to be here every time I come. I
Speaker 1: wonder you like your tea? Nona, be all right? You
Speaker 1: know the real thing though I do I should go
Speaker 1: a doctor. Though when I come back in the year,
Speaker 1: you've been been to doctor three times three. I guess
Speaker 1: here's what I want you to do, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: We're gonna go. Two things I want you to do.
Speaker 1: There's a thing called life line screening. Okay, you heard
Speaker 1: of it. Lifeline screening is a diagnolysis of a doctor.
Speaker 1: When you go in, they put these different things on you, right,
Speaker 1: and they can tell you if you live before a
Speaker 1: stroke hard at time. They see how the blood is
Speaker 1: going through your body and they sitting that in the
Speaker 1: mail and you take that to your doctor. Because doctors
Speaker 1: only ask you what is hurting you, right, they don't
Speaker 1: go inside check all that. That's what you want. You
Speaker 1: want to go lifeline screening, right, and I guarantee you
Speaker 1: they're gonna save your life because you ain't been to
Speaker 1: the doctor in ten years. I guarantee. We we gotta
Speaker 1: get James to the doctor. We gotta go