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Speaker 1: we need Elvis Durand, is that a sausage in your pants?

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Speaker 1: Call the nationally syndicated radio Dame Alvius duran and the Morning.

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Speaker 1: I love these guys. You guys are fabulous. I love

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Speaker 1: you guys in our work. Every day traffic is Elvis

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Speaker 1: Durant in the Morning Show, as we get up and

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Speaker 1: we start another day. Here it is. It's Thursday, September

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Speaker 1: twenty fourth. The year is twenty twenty. For those who forgot,

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Speaker 1: there are those who have. I have from time to time.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Gandhi, Good morning, Hi, Danielle, good morning, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Producer Sam, Good morning, High Skiery, Good morning, Elvis, Hi, Froggy,

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Speaker 1: good morning. We're just a straight date all right here,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Um. We need love, and I think only way

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Speaker 1: to give herself some love and some big pimpin spit

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Speaker 1: him and baby Smith him Smith. You know why gonna

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Speaker 1: love Hma? Leave him because I don't need them. Take

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Speaker 1: them out the hook. People looking good, but I don't

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Speaker 1: freed them first time they puss. I'm breathing. Talk about

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Speaker 1: what's the reasons I'm a pimpin any sense of the word. Benna,

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Speaker 1: trust him, believe them and the cup when I keep

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Speaker 1: gustingness be beeping. I'm picking them up and then him

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Speaker 1: a piston cup the boss and split his bucks just

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Speaker 1: because you got good. I'm gonna break Brad so you

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Speaker 1: can be living it up that I fuss with up

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Speaker 1: and y'all be frunt me give my heart of a

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Speaker 1: woman not for nothing, never happen. I'll be forever making

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Speaker 1: him out down, let's r check him out down. We

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Speaker 1: knew it. Big damn bass man and chee check them

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Speaker 1: out now. Big Dad been on me, yell ad we

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Speaker 1: doing big band up binging y s. It's just that

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Speaker 1: Big Dad Bispan the cheese were doing Dad band on me,

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Speaker 1: It's just that jigger man, damn see me you win me.

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Speaker 1: It's the mix of the rapping for sorry, yo, come

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Speaker 1: straight to back the black barrio, make the meal a bumper. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: sit back and me by scenarios my bad dad bo scenario. No,

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Speaker 1: I can't scare it every time every bace ever where

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Speaker 1: we go, I'm pointed to say, dare he goes, But

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Speaker 1: We're gonna pull it out over it. And if you

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Speaker 1: little hit. We read the book you a little in

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Speaker 1: tun of them and bop your bo cam, don't beat

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Speaker 1: surprise in yo and m with me and you SIPs

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Speaker 1: coming down on your flam live and get no pad.

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Speaker 1: Get it so man, you just can't take it, but

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Speaker 1: your butt naked. Just break it and you gotta pay

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Speaker 1: like you wait, wait with two pans of clothes on.

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Speaker 1: They get you back getting the plant to the track

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Speaker 1: heat does hate the track? Diver flows on. We went

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Speaker 1: Bubba bought the bow. I can't y'all if I wasn't

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Speaker 1: and saving day. Don't rack that white and payment. Oh

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Speaker 1: now what y'all know about them? Take this boys coming

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Speaker 1: there's froggy for some reason I missed Froggy in the

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Speaker 1: zoom room earlier. You know, I keep a close eye

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Speaker 1: on all of you in this zoom room. I know

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Speaker 1: it's surveillance and it's finest. Hayden Frog, I'm good. How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? Did you I was reading somewhere.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you read this in the news

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Speaker 1: Gandhi that we are captured on cameras over two hundred

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Speaker 1: and thirty times per day. Whoa, if you're around, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm captured once. It's all this or you know whatever.

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Speaker 1: But it's interesting, how I remember a time we would, uh,

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Speaker 1: to catch people from speeding. We don't want you to

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Speaker 1: see us. We don't big brother to see us. Remember that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Now we're like we need more cameras. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: As soon as something goes down, everyone's like, get to

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Speaker 1: the footage, and we got the camera everywhere, roll the

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Speaker 1: first caller is Katie Online two. Is this true? Katie

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Speaker 1: you're celebrating your first anniversary talking to us. I am,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe it's happening again. Well Katie, wait,

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Speaker 1: let's let's roll it back one year to September twenty fourth,

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Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. A whole different world. By the way, what

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Speaker 1: did we talk to you about on the on the show?

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Speaker 1: So I quit my job, I got engaged, and then

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Speaker 1: I hopped in the car with my sister and moved

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Speaker 1: down to Florida with nothing but a bikini. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: I remember this? How great does that sound? You remember this? Gandhi?

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Speaker 1: Yes I do, because I was like, yeah, way'd be spontaneous.

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Speaker 1: This is awesome. Congratulations. Yeah wow, yeah, I'm actually moving

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Speaker 1: back up into weeks. It's great. We'll make sure you

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Speaker 1: bring your bikini. It'll be summer one day. Bikini is

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Speaker 1: getting a lot of mileage. Oh well, good for you

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Speaker 1: and your bikini. Yeah, but look how the world has

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Speaker 1: It's a whole new world. Well anyway, it's crazy. So

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Speaker 1: what's making you decide to go back to the North.

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Speaker 1: So me and my fiance we told ourselves we'll give

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Speaker 1: it a year. We'll see how it feels you dismissed

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Speaker 1: friends and family. Um, he misses the snow, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you're crazy. You know, I like jobs, So I guess

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go back up So, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: we learned a lot this past year. I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: we did it. Um. I got a great job opportunity

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Speaker 1: So I'm excited. And no one knows I'm moving back yet.

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Speaker 1: Those the five guys, let's look at that. Look how

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Speaker 1: the universe has kind of rolled a plan out for you.

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Speaker 1: You know what, everything happens for a reason. Sometimes we

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Speaker 1: need answers as to why it's happening, but yeah, it does.

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Speaker 1: It does. Look we welcome you back with open arms.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do an exchange. So when it starts snowing,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving to your house in Florida. I'm done. I

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Speaker 1: don't want any snow. You're the first call of the day, Katie.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna send you some Elvis durand morning show scrubs

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Speaker 1: thanks to hacking sack Meridia and here they come. Okay, So, like, say,

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Speaker 1: give a shout out to Latti from Pertambo Police Department.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he's up and working right now,

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Speaker 1: but he's just as big as a fan as I am.

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Speaker 1: And he was jealous when I got on, So I

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Speaker 1: got two on the air too well. And what's your

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Speaker 1: friend's name, lack Rockie Ellen? In which police departments you with?

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Speaker 1: Chritam boy? Oh he's up here. Look, stay safe, Tell

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Speaker 1: Love you guys, Love you too. Hold on. Yeah, look

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Speaker 1: I would only the essentials. Yes, let's get into your horoscopes, producer, Sam,

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Speaker 1: who are you doing them with today? Roddie, why don't

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Speaker 1: Here we go. We'll start it off. If you celebrate

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Speaker 1: a birthday today, you are celebrating it with Will Smith,

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Speaker 1: Donald Glover and Mark Hamill Capricorn. Without a challenge, your

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Speaker 1: mind will go idle. Do something that will take you

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Speaker 1: outside of your comfort zone. Your day it's an eight Aquarius.

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Speaker 1: Be open to change. Try and listen to people's suggestions

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Speaker 1: around you to broaden your perspectives. Your days of nine Pisces.

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Speaker 1: Your day it's a seven Aries. Try to talk in

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Speaker 1: less absolutes and learn to live with other people's faults,

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Speaker 1: including your own. Your days of seven Horace yourself available

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Speaker 1: Your day it's an eight. Hey, Gemini, don't take on

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Speaker 1: a small break, so be sure to listen. Your days

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Speaker 1: and eight Cancer. There is no easy road to success.

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Speaker 1: Try to remind yourself that some struggles will help you

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Speaker 1: day it's an eight This one's important, Leo, don't forego

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Speaker 1: what you believe in. Your mantra makes you unique and

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Speaker 1: a voice that needs to be heard your days and

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Speaker 1: eight Virgo, a long awaited break is near. Make sure

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Speaker 1: your surroundings are to your standards to maximize your relaxation.

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Speaker 1: Your day it's at ten. Believe no challenge is too big.

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Speaker 1: Jump into your next project, ready to tackle any issues

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Speaker 1: head on your days and nine Scorpio, take a step

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Speaker 1: back from your work and see if it fulfills you

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Speaker 1: in all areas. You need to love what you do.

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Speaker 1: Your day is a nine. And finally, Sagittarius, wearing a

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Speaker 1: smile can change your mood and brighten up someone else's day,

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Speaker 1: All right, important important news today. Let's get into it

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Speaker 1: now with Gandhi the three things we need to know.

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Speaker 1: Go right ahead, all right. Joe Biden is asking protesters

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Speaker 1: not to taint the legacy of Brianna Taylor by engaging

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Speaker 1: in violence. He made this plea on his way to

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Speaker 1: a campaign stop in North Carolina, saying violence is not

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Speaker 1: the way nor what Taylor would have wanted all of

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Speaker 1: this coming on the heels, because yesterday it was announced

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Speaker 1: that only one of the Louisville police officers is facing

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Speaker 1: charges related to her death in March. This decision was

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Speaker 1: met by protests across the country, and two Louisville police

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Speaker 1: officers were shot. Both of them are alert and in

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Speaker 1: stable condition. One suspect has been arrested. President Trump won't

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Speaker 1: say whether he'll go along with a peaceful transition of

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Speaker 1: power if he loses to Joe Biden in November. During

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Speaker 1: you very much. You're gonna make him cry. You're your dad.

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Speaker 1: He's such a sweetheart. I feel like my dad loves

424
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Speaker 1: you more than me. You suffer from leadfoot goose bumps

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Speaker 1: Oh how sweet? We're hearing from people that have the

430
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Speaker 1: sweetest things to text us about their first experience at camp.

431
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Speaker 1: Like a lot of people have experienced their first kiss

432
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Speaker 1: at camp, their first crush, and then you have people

433
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Speaker 1: like this who had their first hand job pretty much

434
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Speaker 1: first joint. Do you know how many people said they

435
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 1: smoked their first pot at Christian and Jewish sleepaway camps?

436
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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, I met, Yes, I mean, and a lot

437
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Speaker 1: of people saw the counselors doing each other. I don't

438
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Speaker 1: go to Lank two. Is Jenny still there? I think

439
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Speaker 1: she can help it. Hey, Jenny, welcome to Thursday. How

440
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Speaker 1: are you doing? How you feeling good? Oh my god,

441
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited to actually be on the show. Well,

442
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: thank you. It's exciting to have you here because you

443
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Speaker 1: have to help us with our story. So what did

444
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Speaker 1: you witness at camp? First of all, what type of

445
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 1: camp was it? It was a Christian camp and it

446
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: was very strict, like girls and boys couldn't walk on

447
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: sidewalks together. Girls had to wear skirts. It was really

448
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 1: really strict campl Wow. Okay, so what did you witness

449
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: at very strict Christian camp? Well, so we were all

450
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: supposed to Every girl in my cabin was supposed to

451
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: be at the pool for an hour, but I decided

452
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Speaker 1: like thirty minutes ten. But I didn't really want to

453
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Speaker 1: be at the pool anymore. So I went back to

454
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Speaker 1: my cabin and I walked in on my counselor having

455
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Speaker 1: sex with another counselor yeah, there you go taking a

456
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Speaker 1: dip in the pool. Yeah. Yeah, and that's the thing.

457
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Speaker 1: I think that. And hear me out. If you're an

458
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Speaker 1: organizer at a church and you're organizing church camp, don't

459
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Speaker 1: you know this stuff is going on? I mean because

460
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, it was the only reason

461
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Speaker 1: you went to camp. And then every one while they

462
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 1: would they would say, well, it's time to go to

463
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Speaker 1: the service, and you know the Bible study were like,

464
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Speaker 1: oh no, I'm gonna smoke another cigarette anyway, Jenny, there

465
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Speaker 1: you go. Well, thanks for sharing. I hope they enjoyed

466
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Speaker 1: their time together in your bunk. Oh yeah, it was.

467
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Speaker 1: It was extreme and they were trying to bribe me

468
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Speaker 1: and they're not telling anybody, but I told my mom

469
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Speaker 1: was I got home? Oh really did she do anything

470
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Speaker 1: or did she leave it alone? Um? She called the

471
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Speaker 1: camp and then she never let my sister and I

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Speaker 1: go to camp again. Yeah, all right, Jenny, thank you

473
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Speaker 1: for listening. Have a beautiful day. Okay, thank you. It's

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Speaker 1: it's a pleasure meeting you. Shelby on line twenty four,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't her but your husband. No. Hey, Shelby, how

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Speaker 1: are you good? How are you doing well? So? What

477
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Speaker 1: kind of camp was it? Your husband was attending, but

478
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Speaker 1: we were both there because we grew up in the

479
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Speaker 1: same church together. It was Christian camp in North Florida. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I see, uh, I see some similarities between these camp stories.

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Speaker 1: So what did your husband do at the Christian sleep

482
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Speaker 1: boy camp? So he got into an argument with another

483
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Speaker 1: kid that was in the cabin next to his, and

484
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Speaker 1: so in the middle of the night, he woke up

485
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Speaker 1: and he pooped in a dustpan and left it outside

486
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Speaker 1: their cabin door. Holy, holy, holy, I know. And Shelby,

487
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Speaker 1: something tells me that was like the most most tame

488
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Speaker 1: thing that happened at camp that weekend. I mean, did

489
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Speaker 1: you did you ever feel like you know, these sleepaway

490
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Speaker 1: camps were I mean just on the edge of like

491
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: being like way too much. I mean, did you see

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Speaker 1: some things that curled your hair at all? Yes? Well,

493
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Speaker 1: my church, like the collar before, was also very very

494
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Speaker 1: strike like you kind of girls had to wear full

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Speaker 1: clothes in the swimming pool. It was crazy. But yeah,

496
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Speaker 1: behind this a lot of a lot of things like

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Speaker 1: that happened. Yeah. Wow, Yeah, we're hearing a lot of this.

498
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Speaker 1: And this is not where like like we're exposing it

499
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Speaker 1: for the very first time. This has been going on

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Speaker 1: for years. All right, Shelby, you and your dust pan

501
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: crapping husband have a beautiful day. Thanks for listening to us.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Danielle Camp, what did you what did

503
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Speaker 1: your experience? I went to theater camp and I just

504
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: remember I just remember my roommate doing things behind the

505
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Speaker 1: paddle bowl courts and she was, yeah, there's a lot

506
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Speaker 1: of lollipoppy going on, and then she'd come back then

507
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,159
Speaker 1: like there's nothing, and then the next day there'd be

508
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Speaker 1: another parton. I was like, what the hell are you doing? Credit?

509
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Speaker 1: And then I dated one of the counselors, but I

510
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: wouldn't I wouldn't sleep with them, so he wound up

511
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Speaker 1: finding another camper that would sleep with him, and so yeah,

512
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Speaker 1: that was interesting, awesome, Oh my goodness. Well, all the

513
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: campers and the counselors were very close in age, but

514
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Speaker 1: you just weren't allowed to date. It was just the

515
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Speaker 1: no no. So it wasn't like he was older than me.

516
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Speaker 1: But you know, seriously, every time I went for band camp,

517
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Speaker 1: for instance, I mean band camp, it was as crazy

518
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: as it's been set up to me. I mean. And

519
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: also when I was in the high school band, we

520
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: used to go to way to marching band competitions. So

521
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: we'd take buses, you know, like five hours away, and

522
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: they'd be four of us in a room and we

523
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: were nuts. We were drinking cheap wine and doing each

524
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: other and like going crazy. Line twenty three is Sam, Hey, Sam,

525
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. How's how's it going today for you? All?

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Speaker 1: Good Elvis really nice to speak to you, guys, Nice

527
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: to speak to you. So you were away at Orthodox

528
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Speaker 1: Jewish camp for the first time, and what did you

529
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Speaker 1: learn that important camp? Yes, this was an all boys

530
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Speaker 1: Orthodox Jewish camp in Pennsylvania, and uh, I smoked pot

531
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Speaker 1: for the first time and it was out of a

532
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 1: soda can. It was very uh interesting how we did that. Yeah,

533
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: you had to build Joe bomb. Absolutely. Yeah. Now you

534
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: build the soda can in half, you poke some holes,

535
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: put the wheat in the middle, and uh you kind

536
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: of draw the lighter back and forth, and you know what,

537
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: and you learned something. I'm to be honest. When I

538
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: run out of papers, I reached for my Pepsican. I'm

539
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: in there els by the way, Oh my gosh, you

540
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: must be brand specific. I love it all right, Sam,

541
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: thanks for calling, and I hope you have a great

542
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: day in and we appreciate you listening. Two guys, thank you,

543
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: Wow all the people texting in. I figured out I

544
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Speaker 1: was gay at my church camp being a camp counselor.

545
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: We had one check checking in a camp counselor for

546
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: five years, probably the wildest job they ever had. We

547
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: would tape marbles to the top of body spray and

548
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: throw it into other other people's cabins to flush them out.

549
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my my friend helped me shave my

550
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: pubes for the first time. At church camp, we pet

551
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: in someone's mouthwash. What about you, frog? Did you ever

552
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: go to camp and witness some fun stuff? Yes? I

553
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: went summer of seventh grade, and I made out with

554
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: this girl, Heather Dawson, and she was the first girl

555
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: to ever touch it. So I was like, very, very excited.

556
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: I was the happiest kid ever. When I went home,

557
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: my mom was like, My mom was like, you know,

558
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: your parents pick you up because I stayed away for

559
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: the week, So my mom picked me up. I was like, Mom,

560
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: this was the best camp ever. I just want I

561
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: wanted to go back every year, but Heather Dawson didn't

562
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: go back the next year, so I didn't go back.

563
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: I don't never know what happened to Heather Dawson. For kids,

564
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,719
Speaker 1: all the summer camps it is, it is, Gandhi. Did

565
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: you ever go to any camps when you were growing up? Yeah,

566
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Speaker 1: I didn't do the religious camps, but I went to

567
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: soccer camp and that was co ed and there was

568
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: definitely a lot of ball juggling going on there, lots

569
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: of stuff. You have the co ed camps. It goes down.

570
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: I don't care which camp it is. Yeah. Line for

571
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: is ashlen Oh a counselor. Let's get it from a

572
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Speaker 1: counselor's point of view, Hello, Ashlyn, do you hear these stories?

573
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Speaker 1: And these This is just a tip of the iceberg.

574
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: We're getting so many texts from people, some stuff we

575
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: can't even repeat on the show. So, as a counselor,

576
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Speaker 1: what did you what did you witness? How did you

577
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: have to do your job effectively? So I was a

578
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: weight loss camp counselor for three years. I guess you

579
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: could call it a fat camp. I would prefer not you,

580
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: but the kids um where they took this opportunity to

581
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: feel very comfortable in their bodies. I will put it

582
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Speaker 1: this way. Every night you would get posted in position.

583
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Speaker 1: You know, it might be outside the girls buns, the

584
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: boys buns, to the cafeteria. But there was another position

585
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: that involved a flashlight, and that was called nookie patrol.

586
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: And you would be handled a flashlight and you would

587
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: be told to traverse the woods looking for young men

588
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: women that found love, perhaps after dinner, and would take

589
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: to the woods to consummate their newfound relationships. And I

590
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: have never gone on nikie patrol and not broken up

591
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: at least three couples um and sometimes there were three

592
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: people together. Yeah yeah, wow, you're right though, it's hedonism

593
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: for kids, all right. Well, thank you for sharing, and

594
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: thanks for listening most of all, have a good day. Okay,

595
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: dare we go to scotti Be? Please do? If you

596
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: watch our fifteen minute morning show podcast, you know Scotty

597
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Be always takes it over the line. So scotty Be.

598
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: What would you guys do at camp? Oh? I thought

599
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: this was normal. So we would all sit on my bed,

600
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: although boys in my bunk would sit on my bed,

601
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: and I had a little radio and we would listen

602
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: to Doctor Ruth sexually speaking on the radio, and we

603
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: would like pitch tents as a team. Yeah, it was great,

604
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: doctor doctor. Of course she was. She was a great

605
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: sex counselor and she still is. But to hear her speak,

606
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how you could pitch a tent listening

607
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: to that any At that point, anything worked. So you

608
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: look yeah, wow, wow, Yeah, Ali Gold she checked instead

609
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: of boy touched her boobs for the first time at

610
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: Sleepaway Camp. It all went down in the gazebo. Oh

611
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, well there you have it. Wow.

612
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. We could write a book

613
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: with all the texts that are coming through. This makes

614
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: me happy. I'm glad that I wasn't the only one

615
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: that experienced some really weird summer camp things. All right,

616
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: let's get into Daniel's report. Dare you Daniel? Yes? All right,

617
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? So Zane and Gigi Hadid

618
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: have a brand new baby girl, healthy and beautiful, and

619
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Speaker 1: he said he can't even put into words how grateful

620
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: he is, how much he's in love. So everything is

621
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,239
Speaker 1: good over on there and right now. So Kanye has

622
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: a gap collaboration on the way, but you're not going

623
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: to get to see it anytime soon. It's a multimillion

624
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: dollar deal, but he won't release it until he gets

625
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: a seat on the board. He's also doing the same

626
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: thing with his Adidas Yeasys. He's like, you're not getting

627
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: any new ones of those until I get a seat

628
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: on the board. So he will be wearing Jordan's for

629
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Speaker 1: the first time. Letting you know what's going on there.

630
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Speaker 1: Cake Boss was in a bowling accident a few days

631
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Speaker 1: ago at his home. Yes, he does have a bowling

632
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: alley at his home. But what happened was there was

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Speaker 1: a malfunction with a bowling pin setter. Now normally he

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Speaker 1: could just adjust it and it would be fine, but

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Speaker 1: his hand was impaled by a metal rod. Oh my God,

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Speaker 1: his two sons actually had to take one of those

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Speaker 1: saws and saw it off of him. How crazy is

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Speaker 1: that He's already had two surgeries. Well, let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: I mean, those bowling alley machines don't scare the hell

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Speaker 1: out of you. They could. They looked like they could

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Speaker 1: eat you, and look they did. They ate the cake

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Speaker 1: boss and he needs his hands because he so. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is gonna be a lot of recovery friends, but

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Speaker 1: you get feeling better. Yeah, our best is going out

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Speaker 1: to him. Disney has pushed back releases by several months.

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Speaker 1: Black Widow, West Side Story, m Eternals, a lot of them,

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Speaker 1: a lot of them begin and pushed to twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 1: There's maybe one coming out this year. But everything is

649
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: just getting pushed again. And yesterday we found out that

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Speaker 1: south By Southwest, which you know, was canceled this year,

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Speaker 1: they're going to embrace the new normal in twenty twenty one.

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00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: Instead of trying to come back, they're just going to

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Speaker 1: do it digitally. In March, kicking it off there the

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00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: Times Square New Year's Ball Drop, which is like one

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Speaker 1: of the biggest things of the year, will be virtual

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00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: this year. We'll be very scaled back, socially distanced live elements.

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00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: There'll be a limited number of people that are socially

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Speaker 1: distanced there that are being honored. But that's about it.

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Speaker 1: And the Met Opera has canceled their twenty twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one season, so they say they'll be back September

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Speaker 1: twenty seventh of twenty twenty one to kick off the

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two season. How crazy is this that people

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00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: are pushing it that far? But it's going on right

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Speaker 1: now because we don't know what's going to happen. And

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Speaker 1: I'll end off with this. Michael Jackson's cousin, Marsha, took

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Speaker 1: a bloodstained propafall IV from his bed room after he

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00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: passed away, and now she's putting it up for auction.

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00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not Yeah, she's hoping to get twenty

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars for it. So she says the last

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Speaker 1: IV drip that he used, the one that he had

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Speaker 1: in his arm on his deathbed. That's what she is

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Speaker 1: lanning classic exactly. And that's your family right there. That's family.

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00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: That's great. Tonight, Big Brother, Live Love Island, Real Housewives

674
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Speaker 1: of New York City keeping up with the Kardashians, the

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Speaker 1: Bradshaw Bunch Married at First Sight Australia and doctor Pimple Popper.

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00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: Lots of great stuff on TV next hour, we have

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Speaker 1: to talk about some weird celebrity facts that might surprise you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Danielle taking a break back after this. Hi.

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Speaker 1: This is Katy Perry, Dan Elvis Duran and the Morning

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Speaker 1: going on? Oh, you didn't hear that. I didn't hear

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Speaker 1: what we uh? There was a person that did a

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Speaker 1: little thing for the you know, the introduction of the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. I'll just Tom in the Morning Show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let me explain this to me, Producer Scary. A person

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Speaker 1: did a little thing. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna play

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Speaker 1: I will play another one, but you probably won't hear

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Speaker 1: it because I don't think your feed can hear it.

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Speaker 1: I could play it if you want. My feet always

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Speaker 1: hears it. I don't think you turn me on in time.

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00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, you're gonna do it.

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00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: You have to pause five seconds, though I don't know

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Speaker 1: how that works. I'm gonna press it, and then, Scary,

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00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: we'll talk after this break. You have to let me

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00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: know when we're about to do that kind I always hate. Well,

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00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: my dad said that to me. All right, thank you

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00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: for to talk. When we get home, I'm like, oh crap.

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00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 1: Scary says that he will never really relate with us

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00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: because he never went to camp, so he never got

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Speaker 1: to do all those things. Oh so that's why you

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Speaker 1: are the way you are today, that's what he said.

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00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: He goes, this is why I am the way I am.

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Speaker 1: That goes, what do you mean by the way you are,

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00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: by the way you are? Well, how are you? I

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00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: was listening for the last fifteen minutes and everybody's calling

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Speaker 1: with their camp stories and go sweet sleepaway camp, and

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00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: everyone had these experiences as kids. I'm like, huh, I

712
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 1: never went to sleepaway camp, so I think that's why

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00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: I was a late bloomer. And you guys, you guys

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00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: accused me of having Peter Pan complex. You know, Peter

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00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: Pan is the boy doesn't want to grow up. I

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Speaker 1: don't think anyone here said that. First of all, well,

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00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: hold on, no, no, really did anyone here say that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Scary scary. Here's what's so great about you.

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Speaker 1: You do have a dialogue going on in your head.

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Speaker 1: That's not real, first of all. Secondly, yeah, maybe you

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Speaker 1: were a late bloom right now that you brought it

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00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,840
Speaker 1: up and your your version of sleepaway camp and be

723
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Speaker 1: you know, crazy and you know, doing things in the

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Speaker 1: woods when the count counselors aren't watching. Is when you

725
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: were starting at ZE one hundred and you're on the

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Speaker 1: request lines with the girls that called Yeah pretty much.

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00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: I remember how much you hooked it and then remind

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Speaker 1: you we got to move on. But remind me we

729
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: have a meeting as soon as we take a break.

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Speaker 1: All right. Hey, you know who's on the phone. A

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Speaker 1: fantastic producer smiling Stephen. Of course, he produces our show

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Speaker 1: at Q one O two in Philly. Hey, Stephen, how's

733
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: it going? Hey, good morning? How are you guys? You

734
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: know we're doing well right. We always loved checking in

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Speaker 1: with Stephen. Stephen used to work for us at the

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Speaker 1: morning show in New York. Now he's in Philly and

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00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: doing really well and living his life, and we're so

738
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Speaker 1: proud of you. We always love checking in with you.

739
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you. It's always nice to check in

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00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,919
Speaker 1: the nicest guy ever. By the way, So I saw

741
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,479
Speaker 1: yesterday that you are reading one of my favorite books

742
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: of all time, Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and

743
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Speaker 1: Influence People. How is it going so far? It's so good.

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00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: I know you've been talking about and I finally bought

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00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: it and i've been I've started reading it. I think

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Speaker 1: I got through like the first or second chapter, and

747
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: even just that was, oh my goodness. The information that

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00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: I learned in terms of like how to you know,

749
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: criticism and how when you do when you criticize somebody,

750
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: it doesn't necessarily work the way you think it's going

751
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: to work. It's it's very much like like I mean,

752
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: it's crazy, but it reminds me of like dog training,

753
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: where like positive reinforcement is a lot better than negative

754
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 1: reinforcement when it comes to people. It's true, it's almost

755
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: like humans are like animals when it comes to like

756
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 1: getting them to do things. Well, yeah, that's one way

757
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: of looking at it. But my favorite line from Deal

758
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Speaker 1: Carnegie and these guys get tired of me saying it

759
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: is always catch someone doing something right. Yeah, and I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you're reading. It's a great experience. So Dale Carnegie's

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00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: How to Win Friends Influence people keep reading it. So

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00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: what was your question about dating someone who works at

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00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: a zoo. I can help you with that. I heard

764
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: that in the background. What was that? Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: were talking about the bron Zoo and I know obviously

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Speaker 1: Alex works at the Staten Island Zoo. So my question

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Speaker 1: is do they have like a rivalry going on? Like

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Speaker 1: are there zookeeper rivalries where like the Staten Island Zoo

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Speaker 1: people hate the Bronx Zoo people and like one night,

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Speaker 1: like they'll go over to the Bronx Zoo parking lot

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00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: and like, you know, coach somebody's car and like pandapoo

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Speaker 1: or something like that just to kind of get back

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00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: at them or whatever. I have never heard that, I

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Speaker 1: truly I have not. And and Alex is he's been

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Speaker 1: at the zoo since he was seventeen years old, so

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00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: I mean he if anyone knows about stuff like that,

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Speaker 1: it would be Alex. But I don't know, you know,

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00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,479
Speaker 1: what it's funny you bring that up. I know I'll

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Speaker 1: find out for you. By the way, I do know

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Speaker 1: that they kind of talk trash behind each other's backs

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00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: other zoos. They talk like the gossip from other zoos,

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00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: Like they'll hear, oh my god, you hear what they

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Speaker 1: did at the other zoo, and they kind of going on.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, but I think there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: business rivalries, and you are a great example of one

786
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: at Q one on two in Philly, because if you

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00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: read my book, you know that when I was at

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00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: Q one on two in Philly, we had a competitor

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Speaker 1: across the street, Eagle one oh six, and we used

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Speaker 1: to do the most awful things. We would go through

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00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: their trash, we would we would paint their cars, and

792
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: we would put signs in the program director front yard

793
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: talking about how much he sucks. And then another business

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00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: rivalry that's world famous in radio is Froggy worked at

795
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: this place called the Power Pig in Tampa. Dude, we

796
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: used to we would go through there. We would go

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00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: over there and take their garbage, and we would go

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00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: through and find promotions they had coming up. And then

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Speaker 1: we would show up across the street from their promotion

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Speaker 1: before they could set up, and we would set up

801
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: and give away free crap and ruin their promotions. We

802
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: used to do. We would do all kinds. We always

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00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: we were horrific. It was the Power Pig and Q

804
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: one oh five and we went at each other. It

805
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 1: was for years. It was fun and it got a

806
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 1: little ugly at times, but it was one of those

807
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: those wars that it was just it was fun. So

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00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: it makes me wonder, like what other businesses Like if

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Speaker 1: you work for, let's say a toothpaste company and you're like, okay,

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00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 1: the other toothpaste companies doing blah blah blah, let's let's

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Speaker 1: really get them. You know what, are there other business

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00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: rivalries going on? Toilet paper competitors? Oh yeah, I want

813
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: to hear that. I want to hear from you, like

814
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: like who's who in what business? Like we never like

815
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 1: a car dealer, like like the Chevrolet dealer across across town. Yeah, yeah,

816
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: they sneak in at night in the Oreo cookie all

817
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: their cars and stuff. They slash the tires. No one

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00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: they can buy a car. You know, in New York

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00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: we actually had some in It's fitting for New York City.

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00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: We actually had some pizza wars going on. We had

821
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Speaker 1: pizza places going up against other pizza places, and they

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00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: would I mean it would. It would turn into lawsuits.

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00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: I mean big stuff. Anyway, Texas, now call us at

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Speaker 1: eight hundred two four two zero one. I don't yeah, yeah,

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00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like across the from each other too fiercely competitive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we want to hear from you. All right,

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Speaker 1: keep reading again, people are texting in the name of

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00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: the book is How to Win Friends and Influence People

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Speaker 1: is by Dale Carnegie. It came out in the early

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Speaker 1: nineteen hundreds, so you know it reads. It reads like

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00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: an older book, but there's a lot of great stuff

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00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 1: in there. Keep reading it. Let me know when you're

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00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 1: done with it. Okay, smile and Stephen, we'll do all right,

834
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Speaker 1: take care, have a good day. What's up? Scary Regarding

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Speaker 1: food wars in particular, like pizza or cheese steak, the

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Speaker 1: thing is, you cannot copyright a recipe, so in a

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Speaker 1: court of law it doesn't stand. You know what I'm saying,

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00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: It will not hold weight. So you can actually copy

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Speaker 1: the recipe exact and open up your place across the

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Speaker 1: street and sell and it's totally fine. So well. I

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Speaker 1: will tell you there have been chefs at restaurants that

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00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: would take their restaurant recipes and go to another restaurant

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Speaker 1: and use those recipes. Those can be fought in a

844
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: quarter of walk because that happened to a friend of mine. Anyway,

845
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about stealing recipes scary, talking about people

846
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: who are like like show up in the middle of

847
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 1: the night and do things to their kitchen. It's stuff.

848
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to hear about those. Huh you know? Um,

849
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: and there you have it. Hey, um, what else is

850
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: going on today? It's a busy day. You know what

851
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: news coming out of Kentucky. We were we've we've been

852
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: talking about that and Brewna Taylor and in the Kentucky

853
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: the announcement from the Attorney General yesterday. But it has

854
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: everyone talking and thinking like what does this mean? Where

855
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: is it going? Let's get into the three things we

856
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: need to know from Gandhi. Um. I know that in

857
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: New York we had some protests last night, peaceful from

858
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 1: what we're hearing, that's good. But what's happening in the

859
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: Kentucky is a whole different story. Um, I don't know.

860
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: After that news came out yesterday. I was confused. I'm

861
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: not quite sure where the rest of the story is.

862
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 1: There's more to this story, and I don't think we

863
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: got it yesterday. I know I'm not alone on that.

864
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: But we'll see. We'll see agree today and in through

865
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 1: the weekend. It's gonna the story will unfold some more.

866
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: All right, Gandhi, the three things we need to know

867
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,399
Speaker 1: what's going on, Let's start with that. So. Protests took

868
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: place across the nation last night in response to the

869
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: announcement that none of the three officers who fired their

870
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: guns during a deadly botched raid at Brionna Taylor's apartment

871
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: will be charged with her death. Only one officer is

872
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: facing endangerment charges after shots he fired entered a neighboring apartment.

873
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: In the midst of the protests, two Louisville Police officers

874
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: were shot and are expected to recover. Neither officers wounds

875
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: are believed to be life threatening, and one person is

876
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 1: now in custody. The public can view the casket of

877
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg today as

878
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: she lies in repose at the Supreme Court Building. She

879
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: will lie in state in the US capital on Friday

880
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: and is the first woman to be recognized in this way.

881
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 1: And finally, let's talk about what not to do to

882
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: your friendly nine one one operators. A woman in Ohio

883
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: went viral earlier this year by calling nine one one

884
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: to tell them her lady parts were on fire and

885
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: she wanted a firefighter to come put it out with

886
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: his Oh, of course, right, And like again, let's say

887
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: that this was earlier in the year. I hope it

888
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 1: was before the pandemic, because if she's doing this during

889
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: the middle of all of that, of course she should

890
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: get in trouble. They did track her down and she

891
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 1: isn't a bit of trouble. She just pleaded guilty to

892
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 1: miss using nine one one and got it ten days

893
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: suspended sentence. So don't play around with your nine one

894
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: one operators. It's not nice. They have things to do,

895
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 1: and those are your three things. A lot of texts

896
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: coming through about businesses against businesses and the little top

897
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: secret wars they have. I work for a podiatrist in

898
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: an area that's flooded with other podiatrists, but we actually

899
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 1: refer patients to each other. It's something that our physicians

900
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: doesn't do. What I don't understand. Why why why I

901
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 1: send that? I thought it said something else. Never mind,

902
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: that's not vicious. I want to hear fishes. You know,

903
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: they do remind us. The Army Navy rivalry isn't like

904
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: anything we'll ever understand. Oh, Hire State, Michigan. Hello, school rivalry.

905
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: We don't even use anything that starts with an M.

906
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 1: Come that time of the year. Tattoo shops and Tampa

907
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: used to superglue the locks of other shops when they

908
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: closed up at night. I work at a mini golf place,

909
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: and yeah, we we go on the online and we

910
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: give the other mini golf place is bad yelp reviews.

911
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's not nice. Come on, you know,

912
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: Gatorade was invented by the University of Florida and a

913
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: lot of other teams that are like you know, rivals

914
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: with the Gators won't drink Gatorade. They'll drink power Raid

915
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: instead because they think Gatorade is bad because it was

916
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,760
Speaker 1: created by a rival school. Wow, I'm a counselor. Elementary

917
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: school should model good behavior. But I heard other school's

918
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: parents complaining about the about the school not handing out

919
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: school supply. So we threw multiple school supply giveaways just

920
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 1: to make us look good. I know. See, but they

921
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: did it because of the other street, of the other

922
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: place down the street. And then I think it's it's competition.

923
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: It's good for business. But when you start supergluing each

924
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: other's doors, yeah, that's good. Line one is Coal. I

925
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: want to hear coals response to this. Hey Cole, how

926
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: you doing doing well? So what did you do? First

927
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: of all, what kind of business do you work in? Okay,

928
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: So I work at a daycare. So well, I worked

929
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: out a daycare. It was a couple of years ago.

930
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: It's a little privately on daycare um, and we're just

931
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: constantly there's a bunch of little ones around us, so

932
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: we're constantly looking and just seeing what other daycarecath to offer.

933
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: So my boss came to me and she's just like, hey,

934
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,479
Speaker 1: you know, there's a new daycare in town. How about

935
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: you go check it out. So I pose as a

936
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: parent that's like looking to put their kid into a class,

937
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: just to kind of get all the information and just

938
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: see like what their rates were, how they were in

939
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: their classroom, wrote it all down and came back and

940
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: brought it to my boss and we just just got

941
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 1: all the details the daycare. That daycare ended up shutting

942
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: down like a couple months later. But we definitely went

943
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: in and we were we were posing as parents. Just

944
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: listen to you, your reconnaissance or whatever it was. You

945
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: actually went in there and you spied on them and

946
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: you put them out of business. So we really did

947
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: it was it was crazy. It does happen different businesses.

948
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: Definitely do have to of our rivalries. Yeah, something tells

949
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: me restaurants are really vicious in the background, especially with

950
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: reviews Yelp reviews. Yeah, and uh and you know, once

951
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: once it gets out that your restaurant gave someone food poisoning,

952
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: that's the curse. That's the curse of death. Oh so anyway,

953
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: all right, thanks for listening to us, have a great day,

954
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: and thanks for calling in. Okay, all right, Cole, take

955
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: it easy. All right, we have the twenty dollars free

956
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: money phone tap. Next is it time? Yeah, all right,

957
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: let's do it. It's coming up after this in the

958
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: morning show. You got any money, Yeah, we got a

959
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: little money, but very little. All we have is twenty

960
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: dollars and I'm thinking I need ten dollars for lunch today.

961
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: I may take ten out of it and just give

962
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: away ten. Is it bad? Yeah? I think it's fine. Okay, okay, okay,

963
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: I want to borrow any money, It'll be twenty twenty bucks.

964
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: It's all we can come up with where it's out

965
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: of our pockets because we love you. I mean, it

966
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: seems like we could come up with more. Maybe next

967
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,879
Speaker 1: week we'll do more. Do we have a partner next week? Nate?

968
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: Do we have someone coming in to do this? Not

969
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: for a while? Scary, Scary, he's got money. Tell you

970
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do that? What do you do? This week?

971
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 1: Twenty we do the twenty five dollars free money phone.

972
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: If you want to sponsor the twenty five dollars free

973
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: money phone tap next week, excellent, one hundred twenty five

974
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: dollars come in your way? Who do I Venmo? Scottie

975
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: be all right? Perfect, Okay. Scotty's not sending any of

976
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 1: this out. He's just pocketing the cash knowing Scary. He's

977
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,320
Speaker 1: gonna wait until we have like a Monday off so

978
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: we can skip a day and save some hundred bucks.

979
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: All right, let's get it to it. This is the

980
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: free money phone tap. We only have twenty dollars. That's

981
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: all that way, it's it's twenty dollars. I'm not gonna apologize.

982
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I'm apologizing. That's apologizing twice.

983
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: If you're called one hundred, now you win at one

984
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 1: eight hundred two four two zero one hundred. Who does

985
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: the phone tap today? Scary? I do? Oh, here we go, Elvis,

986
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand the Elvis Durand phone tap. Who's doing it today? Oh? Scary.

987
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: Derek got in touch with us he wanted to play

988
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: a phone tap on one of his employees, Courtney. As

989
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: it turns out, she despises telemarketers, so he thought that

990
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: the Michael Oppenheimer telemarketer phone tap would be the way

991
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 1: to go for her. She's been known not to ignore

992
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 1: telemarketers that she gets. She actually plays with them on

993
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: the phone. She yells back at them, So she's the

994
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 1: perfect candidate. Well, Michael Oppenheimer, it's the ultimate phone call

995
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: from a telemarketer that makes you want to jump out

996
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 1: a window. Let's see how it does today's phone tap. Hello,

997
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: good Anton, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona

998
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 1: Hardwood floor m up bringing out the best in your

999
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: hardwood floors. The Bona Hardwood Floor Up combines a premium

1000
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: non toxic news Hi, how are you? Is this a

1001
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: real person? Yes? For just thirty nine dollars and ninety

1002
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: five cents I thought you were a recording and eight

1003
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: dollars and ninety five cents shipping in you can enjoy

1004
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: the Buona hard No, no, I have to go Hello. Good.

1005
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona Hardwood floor

1006
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: you just called here. Yes, it's ergonomic design makes it

1007
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 1: easy for anyone. Why do you keep going hello? Hi?

1008
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: I already talked to you and I don't need anything.

1009
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 1: Do you have a home? Please don't call it? You

1010
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 1: have hardwood floors? Are you kidding this? And mister Michael

1011
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with the bone for the Bona Hardwood floor, do

1012
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: you have hardwood floors? Excuse me? I don't talk to

1013
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: you twice? I don't have hardwood floors. Why do you

1014
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: keep calling my number? Because the Bona Hardwood floor mop

1015
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: will make cleaning? E? You're a Boner dude? Are you

1016
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: kidding me? Take me off your list your Bona Hardwood

1017
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: florm up Scort's a fine missed everywhere. Hello, do you

1018
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: hear me? Are you even you can hear you? Fine? Okay?

1019
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: So why are you not responding to what I'm saying

1020
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: to you? Because I'm letting you know the features in

1021
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: benefits of this money. Listen to me. Hello, I'm talking.

1022
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: Stop talking. Don't call my house again? Hello? Can you soon?

1023
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bona hardwood floor

1024
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: getting me. You could slide your bona across any hardwood surface.

1025
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 1: First of all, are you even talking about sliding a

1026
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: boner as it sweez back and forth? Notice how it

1027
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 1: doesn't leave any streaks? Gave you my number? Are you

1028
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: kidding me? You have called your five times about the

1029
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: same mop. You're a list of people to be called today, okay?

1030
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: And you called me and I told you no. And

1031
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 1: if you call her again, I'm gonna call the cops.

1032
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 1: People harassment? Are you kidding me? People are using their

1033
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: bona all over the house. I don't even know why

1034
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I want your supervisors. Do you

1035
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: have a maid? Are you should be the ultimate gift?

1036
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: And why do you keep talking like a robot? You

1037
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: didn't give me a chance to explain a little bit

1038
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: about the bonush. Didn't give me a chance to kick

1039
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: your ass, which is what I'm gonna do. Tell me

1040
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: your name again. You wrap your hands around the bonus. No,

1041
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: shut up, Start to get a mop. This is a

1042
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: special mop which squirts a spray. Well, there's no such

1043
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 1: thing as a special mop. Right swiper quarts a spray

1044
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: and it's like five dollars. You can even use your

1045
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: bona in the bathroom. Do you want? Do you want

1046
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 1: me to call you twenty times a day and sell

1047
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: you boner if you buy one now, We'll also throw

1048
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,439
Speaker 1: in a refillable cartridge and machine washable pad. I'm gonna

1049
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: take eight hundred. I'm going to shove him all up here.

1050
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: You'll be a happier person with a Bona in your life.

1051
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: But don't take my word for it. Cynthia from talahas

1052
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: He says, Oh my god thinks to my bona, cleaning

1053
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: is a cinch. I love the size of it. From Tallahassee,

1054
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: it's obviously a dumbas or stupid bitch who doesn't have

1055
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: a job and doesn't have anything better to do. She's

1056
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 1: cock on the phone to you. I swear if you

1057
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: call me one more time, I am going to find

1058
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 1: your number. I'm gonna flut you away harassment. Hello, this

1059
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona hardwood floor up, beautiful, Beautify,

1060
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: protect mop socks. Then you're a big beautify, protect and

1061
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: restore your hardwood flourish? Is this how you talk to

1062
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Would? Because I can't even believe that you

1063
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend, because you're an idiot. You're an idiot.

1064
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: I sell hardwood mops for a living. No you don't,

1065
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: because who's buying this? It's safe on all woods? Who

1066
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 1: answer me? How can you make a sale if you

1067
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: don't talk to people as well? I'm paying attention to you.

1068
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: You're like a Max headroom. Hello, this is mister Michael

1069
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,439
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with the I want one, I want one Listen.

1070
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: I love you, I'm in love with you, and I

1071
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: want to have your baby. Credit Can you come to

1072
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: my house right now? Because I really want to have

1073
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: your babies? Which credit card? Would you want to? I

1074
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: want to own them and suckle them to my and

1075
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: talk to them about mopsum every night. I'm gonna go

1076
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: into the room and be like, do you know why

1077
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: we have such beautiful hardwood? Floors because your daddy sells mops.

1078
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,879
Speaker 1: He's a genius. He is the best salesperson that has

1079
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: ever line. And I'm gonna bend down right to their

1080
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,760
Speaker 1: ear and I'm gonna go baby, do you know about

1081
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: the bone? Um up? Have you heard about the bone

1082
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: of mop? Little baby? Because that's what made you a millionaire? That? Yeah,

1083
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: you like that? You like that? You like that? Baby?

1084
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: Oh have my baby? Oh god, floors cleaning? Oh my god.

1085
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: And you've been phone tapped? What what? Courtney? This is

1086
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: Scary Jones from Elvistrand in the morning show the whole time. No, God,

1087
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm late for working. We got to talk about the

1088
00:57:55,840 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: bone when I just you God, that's my loss, you

1089
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: guys man, Wow, this sounds like a good phone tap. Sorry,

1090
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 1: we didn't hear any of it missed out. What was

1091
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: it about? It was mister Michael Oppenheimer selling the Bona mop.

1092
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: Oh god, all right, I remember that one, which is

1093
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: a real product. It is we use. I use Bona

1094
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: in my house all the time. I know if you've

1095
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: got work you need, you need a Bona. That was

1096
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: the free money phone tap. It's Brandy on Line thirteen. Hey, Brandy,

1097
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: you're calling one hundred. You got twenty dollars. Yes, guys,

1098
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I'm so excited. Well, we're excited

1099
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: for you. Are you you? Where were we saying? I

1100
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: love you guys so much. I listened every single day

1101
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: for like twenty three years, so I wow. Well, if

1102
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: you've been listening for twenty three years, you know this

1103
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: is probably the least amount of money we've ever given anyone,

1104
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: and we're dad froun of it. Well, we love you too, Brandy.

1105
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: Enjoy your twenty dollars. Hold on one second, here comes

1106
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: Nate to flirt with you. So another twenty dollars phone

1107
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: tap to end the week tomorrow, and then Scary's chipping

1108
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: in an extra twenty five dollars next week to make

1109
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: it the twenty five dollars a day phone tap. Look

1110
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: at Big Spin do excellent? Okay, into the daniel Report, Danielle, Yes,

1111
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: let's go. What do you have going on today? All right?

1112
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: So this is I thought this was interesting. Ten weird

1113
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: celebrity facts that might surprise you. I'm just going to

1114
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 1: give you a couple of them. It came from rancor

1115
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: dot com, so Simon Cowell polished Jack Nicholson's axe on

1116
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: the Shining He had a gig as a runner on

1117
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: the set and he buffed the axe. But the Here's

1118
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: Johnny scene? Really, Yes, I thought that was so so interesting.

1119
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: So remember James Lipton from Inside the Actors Studio. Yes,

1120
00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: he used to be a pimp. He managed a bunch

1121
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: of sex workers in Paris in the early fifties. Good

1122
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: for him, Hello goodness. Christopher Patrick from and Sync didn't

1123
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: cut it as a backstreet boy. Apparently he auditioned to

1124
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 1: be the edgy one in the Backstreet Boys. But that

1125
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: went to aj about Sergie. Katie Perry collects locks of

1126
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: hairs from other celebrities. She ties little bows on them

1127
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: and texts them away in her purse. She actually did

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01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 1: talk about this in twenty thirteen. It was a fascination

1129
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: that she had and she still does it today. And

1130
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: Madonna uses a six hundred dollars face mask on her butt.

1131
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: Her skincare lines includes a six hundred dollar clay mask.

1132
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: She says she uses it on her booty, and she says,

1133
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: don't you want soft skin on your butt? That's the

1134
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: reason I do it. So yeah, Tom Hanks, listen to this.

1135
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 1: And director Robert Zemeckis, he put they put some of

1136
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: their own money into Forrest Gump in exchange for a

1137
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 1: bigger share of the profits. Tom went on to make

1138
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: sixty five million dollars from the movie, and the reason

1139
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,720
Speaker 1: is they refuse to pay. The movie company was like,

1140
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:54,439
Speaker 1: we're not paying, We're not putting out all this money.

1141
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: If you want certain things in there, and he's like, well,

1142
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,960
Speaker 1: then I'll pay for it, and he paid for it.

1143
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: So one of them was the part where Forrest runs

1144
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: across the country. Paramount said it was too expensive to film,

1145
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 1: but Tom and Robert really wanted it in there, so

1146
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: they caked for it themselves. The parts of the movie exactly.

1147
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: And this is why at the end of it all,

1148
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks made sixty five million dollars off the movie

1149
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 1: because they had to pay him back. I thought that

1150
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: was pretty interesting as well. Uh Let's sue Gwyneth Paltrow

1151
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: says the key to a happy marriage is meditating. She

1152
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: said she and her husband meditate together twenty minutes a

1153
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: day and that's how they get everything started. So that's interesting.

1154
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: And Cake Boss, our best is going out to him

1155
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: because he was in a bowling accident a few days ago,

1156
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: the bowling alley was in his house, but it was

1157
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: a malfunction with a bowling pin setter. His hand was

1158
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: impaled by a metal rod and it took his two

1159
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: sons getting a saw out to get him out of

1160
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: the situation. So crazy, he's had two surgeries already. They said,

1161
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 1: it's going to be an uphill battle. And you know,

1162
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: obviously he needs his hands. He's the cake boss, gotta

1163
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: make those cakes. So Bess goes out to him and

1164
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 1: his family. Today Tonight, Big Brother, Live Love Island, Real

1165
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: Housewives of New York City, The Keeping Up with the Kardashians,

1166
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: the Bradshaw the Bradshaw Bunch married at First Sight Australia.

1167
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: And a little doctor pimple popper for you. And that's

1168
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: thank you, Daniel, thank you, thank you. Hey. Do you

1169
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 1: have like an invention that you keep you just keep

1170
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: to yourself? Could you just you know it? You don't

1171
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: want to go to all the motions to get it done,

1172
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 1: but you know that maybe down deep it could be

1173
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 1: something yes, you do with so many yes, Well I'm

1174
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:32,760
Speaker 1: gonna get into those, okay, but I just want to

1175
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: give you one now. But let's bring this up next

1176
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: I want to hear about your your crazy inventions. Okay,

1177
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: there's a new product. It's like, you know, you know

1178
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: how chapstick works. You take the cap off and you

1179
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 1: turn it and the chapstick comes up the top. Well,

1180
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:48,680
Speaker 1: they have that for burritos. Yeah. You cram your burrito

1181
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: in the tube and you twist the bottom. It makes

1182
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: your burrito pop up slowly. Oh that's a blood, do

1183
01:02:55,800 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: you really though? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. They have

1184
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: it in Kickstarter right now. You can pre order it

1185
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: for like twenty eight dollars. I just don't know. I

1186
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: think I think it sounds good. But once you cram

1187
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: your burrito into this thing and start twisting it, you're like, uh,

1188
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: but the thing is when you twist it is all

1189
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 1: the stuff inside of it. Well, I don't know. It

1190
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: depends on how tightly wound your burrito is. I yes,

1191
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: And then you put your teeth on it. You start

1192
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: gnawing on the end of the plastic tube and stuff.

1193
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't know. But it made

1194
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: it to Kickstarter, and you know, people are doing their thing.

1195
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: So if you want to get into inventions next, we

1196
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 1: can do that. We haven't talked to Uncle Johnny in

1197
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: a while. Maybe we should wake him up. Oh yeah, well,

1198
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 1: let's let's get Uncle Johnny on the phone next. Can

1199
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: we do that straight name? Sure you don't want to

1200
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 1: get him in his zoom room. That would only take

1201
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: about four hours. Okay, you got it. Well, let's let's

1202
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 1: do that next. But let's not get him in the

1203
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,120
Speaker 1: zoom room until we come back. Okay, all right, we'll

1204
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: be back with Uncle Johnny in the zoom room. Probably not,

1205
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: and we'll talk about your your bad inventions coming up next. Hey,

1206
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm a brand new listener. I love you guys, Thank

1207
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:02,000
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Speaker 1: a sausage in your fan host of the nationally syndicated

1215
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: radio show Elvis duran And The Morning I love these guys.

1216
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: You guys are fabulous. I lived in you guys at

1217
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: our work every day traffic is Elvis Durand in the

1218
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: morning show. All right, so Uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny has

1219
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,640
Speaker 1: been on the show in a while, and well we

1220
01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: always try to get him in the zoom room. And

1221
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: so we're recording this because I want you to see

1222
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: what we're going through. Last time, it took how many

1223
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: minutes to get him in the seventeen seventeen minutes. I

1224
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: bet he's faster now. He had all summer to practice. Okay,

1225
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 1: all right, let's try to get him in. I want

1226
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,880
Speaker 1: you to know that I send him a zoom room

1227
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 1: invite and then I got a recorded message back that's

1228
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: just an ambient room noise with the station playing in

1229
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:25,120
Speaker 1: the background and him trying to figure that out. Can

1230
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: you get him on the phone? Names call him on

1231
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: the phone, And I was just getting a weird phone

1232
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,800
Speaker 1: call from a number I don't have, but it was

1233
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 1: Eric co two one two, So I don't know if

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01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 1: that was him trying to call me. That could be

1235
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: his home number. He has a yeah, because he's back

1236
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: in New York City. Oh, Uncle Johnny. But once we

1237
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 1: get him, it's always Radio Gold. It's always like a

1238
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 1: lot of fun to talk to Uncle Johnny. It's his

1239
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:54,080
Speaker 1: home number, end in six three. Yeah, okay, he tried

1240
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: to call me. I don't know because he was trying

1241
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:06,439
Speaker 1: to call me. He's probably confused. You can, Johnny, answer

1242
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: your phone. It'll take seconds to hear that exactly. Okay.

1243
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 1: But what I'm loving is he can't even figure out

1244
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:17,920
Speaker 1: how to use a phone that's connected in his apartment.

1245
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,919
Speaker 1: It's it's like a connected phone to the to the wall,

1246
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: to the wall. Here we go, pick him up. Scary. Hello,

1247
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, Good morning, Hello, waited, good morning? All right,

1248
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,560
Speaker 1: So we sent you all the notifications to get into

1249
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 1: the Zoom room. We're all in it and we're waiting

1250
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: for you. Well, I got Froggy's a thing, and I

1251
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,640
Speaker 1: got the Zoom room, but it's got so many things

1252
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:43,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to hit. Well, um, what do

1253
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:48,800
Speaker 1: you have? Well, I went on it says Froggy Zoom information,

1254
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: and then I went on to my regular iPad here,

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01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 1: which I have the Zoom and I joined it and

1256
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 1: joined the personal link on John into this iPad. So

1257
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: I gotta figure out how to get in there. Well,

1258
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: you should just be able to click it. It should

1259
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: just say join meeting, yeah, and you click it like

1260
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,080
Speaker 1: people all over the world do this every day. Yeah,

1261
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 1: just join meeting, joint meeting, all right, join with a

1262
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:23,040
Speaker 1: personal linked name. All right, I put that, all right, joint.

1263
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:27,160
Speaker 1: Click that whenever you either were joined. It's it's one

1264
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 1: step closer. We'll just give out the meeting I d

1265
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,840
Speaker 1: in the past here right or password right here on

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01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:35,280
Speaker 1: the air. We'll have everybody in the brother meeting. Wow. Well,

1267
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,640
Speaker 1: I put my real name down. It says joint, I

1268
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 1: would join the meetings or so what do I put

1269
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 1: when it says a meeting ID meeting? I was in

1270
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: the meeting. ID is in the thing that I sent you.

1271
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: It starts with eight one eight. It's a long set

1272
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 1: of numbers. Don't read it out oh yes, yes, yes, yes,

1273
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:58,480
Speaker 1: don't read that out loud. That came into which you're

1274
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 1: reading that on your iPhone. Originally I was my iPhone

1275
01:08:03,160 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 1: and then I wait a minute, Yes, that's what I'm

1276
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,560
Speaker 1: going to do. Right now, go back to your iPhone.

1277
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 1: Hit hit that. There's a link at the top. It

1278
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 1: says joined zoom meeting. Yes, all right, and I got it, Okay,

1279
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:19,400
Speaker 1: hit that you see the room meeting I have the

1280
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,640
Speaker 1: number out on the top. Shall I put it in there?

1281
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,639
Speaker 1: I just joined joint meeting. Just joined join ye? Should yeah?

1282
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 1: And password enter password? No, No, it's just the one

1283
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 1: that starts with nine three five. Well, I know he

1284
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,560
Speaker 1: shouldn't have to do a password if it has a

1285
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 1: joint meeting with all, you should just be able to

1286
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 1: click and go if you've been invited. Well, I'm trying

1287
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,360
Speaker 1: to get a click and go just a minute, have

1288
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 1: you any no? I Kevin, I got I got up

1289
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 1: about it out two hours. I didn't haven't Actually I

1290
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: didn't sleep well all night, oh Johnny? Sorry, Yeah, So anyway,

1291
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: this isn't help. Usually there's several lines of gibberish and

1292
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,680
Speaker 1: you just click the entire thing and highlights and you

1293
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 1: go and that's it. Right here, I got mesh sent

1294
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:14,840
Speaker 1: I went on it said join zoom meeting. All right here,

1295
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: I'm joining it now that it's invalid meeting. Okay, okay,

1296
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:26,720
Speaker 1: he's gonna end up in someone's preschool class when we

1297
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 1: post this video later. Can we have a little counter

1298
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 1: with the amount of time it's taken Uncle Johnny to Yeah,

1299
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: all right, right, all right, So what I'm going to

1300
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 1: get together with you one day and you shall be

1301
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,560
Speaker 1: exactly and put it up there and then I'll be

1302
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,200
Speaker 1: able to do it. But it should be easy. I mean,

1303
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 1: if he sent it to your iPhone, he sent you

1304
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,759
Speaker 1: all the information. It's all included in the link, the password,

1305
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 1: everything all. You just push the link and it takes

1306
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:56,880
Speaker 1: you in. All right. Let me see. All right, I'm

1307
01:09:56,960 --> 01:10:00,960
Speaker 1: on the iPhone and I hit please enter meeting password.

1308
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:04,560
Speaker 1: But I don't know their meeting password. I just I

1309
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:07,360
Speaker 1: just you just sent it to me. Now just send

1310
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:13,519
Speaker 1: it to you again. It's the it's the now went away. Well,

1311
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: that's because it's a text. That's what it does. It's

1312
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:17,240
Speaker 1: a notification that comes up and then it goes away.

1313
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 1: You gotta go look at your text message. It's in

1314
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,840
Speaker 1: your it's in your text messages, all right, in like

1315
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 1: text messages. Yes, oh see where were they your text

1316
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 1: messages when you got on my phone? Right? Yes? Yes,

1317
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: So what you should do, Johnny is you should get

1318
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,640
Speaker 1: your phone and open up your text message and then

1319
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,240
Speaker 1: that way you'll see the meeting I d in the

1320
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,559
Speaker 1: pass code, and then if you have your iPad next

1321
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:40,160
Speaker 1: to you, you'll be able to type it in while

1322
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: looking at the phone. Oh so I gotta put the

1323
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: iPad next to me. Let me go see. Could I

1324
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 1: get the Twitter on my iPhone? What do you need

1325
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,880
Speaker 1: Twitter for? You don't need Twitter. Oh, here's the meeting

1326
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 1: password ID number? Okay, what do I what do I do?

1327
01:10:55,240 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 1: Put in password? It just went again. Okay, are you

1328
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: on your iPhone or your iPad? I got the ad

1329
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 1: iPad in front of me and the iPhone. Ignore the iPad, right,

1330
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 1: just ignore the iPad, ignoring the iPad. Well, hold on,

1331
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 1: do you have tashly? I think it's easier if he

1332
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:16,840
Speaker 1: uses the iPad with the Zoom software that he has

1333
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 1: on there. Right, because he looks at the meeting. I

1334
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 1: d in the pass code on his iPhone. Okay, Johnny, question,

1335
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,920
Speaker 1: do you have your text messages on your iPad? Two?

1336
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,960
Speaker 1: I think he does he used to do. I think

1337
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 1: I Joe that that would what would that little thing be?

1338
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:38,040
Speaker 1: That would be text messages? Mesage? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, okay.

1339
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:41,800
Speaker 1: Right right there the white bar water bubble, it says

1340
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: meeting ID number. All right, no, and uh but that's

1341
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 1: that was at two thousands of people in the room

1342
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:58,680
Speaker 1: before long. It starts out the time, all right, so

1343
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:04,880
Speaker 1: right in. The password would be uh the number. No, no, yeah,

1344
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:08,599
Speaker 1: the nine three five number. There's no nine three five.

1345
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, it says pass code. It starts with nine

1346
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:15,720
Speaker 1: three five. No, it doesn't say that. Let me see,

1347
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: I texted to you. I know it says that the

1348
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:24,120
Speaker 1: link and it sends him in I listen. I don't know. Well,

1349
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:26,720
Speaker 1: now people are texting in that that Zoom changed the

1350
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 1: rules because the security issues, and now you always have

1351
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 1: to put the password in. No, I never put not

1352
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:36,599
Speaker 1: one time. Well, I send the new new link every morning.

1353
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,920
Speaker 1: Then maybe Gandhi and Danielle are here illegally got it?

1354
01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:47,679
Speaker 1: Got it a minute? Hold on nine, I'm not gonna

1355
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 1: say it out loud. You just did, no like I

1356
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:56,599
Speaker 1: said what he said. And then we're about to get

1357
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,600
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny in the Zoom room. We're so excited. This

1358
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,600
Speaker 1: is going to be such a proud moment. Scared. Do

1359
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,479
Speaker 1: you have music ready for this? Like trying to be

1360
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:10,000
Speaker 1: time to go to break me jo back passport? Please

1361
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:17,160
Speaker 1: try again? No, so that's impossible. All right, We'll try again, Okay,

1362
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:21,760
Speaker 1: something a long time ago. Yeah, nine three yeah, nine

1363
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,920
Speaker 1: three five, and then the other three digits after it.

1364
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:29,839
Speaker 1: That's the pass code. Okay, so we'll try that again. Okay,

1365
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 1: I got big fingers, you know, I know what they

1366
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:37,839
Speaker 1: say about that little buttons for big fingers. Oh my goodness,

1367
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:42,479
Speaker 1: it's exactly the first three. Here we go for the

1368
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 1: second three. Okay, yeah, here we go space, here we go.

1369
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:54,760
Speaker 1: All right, Now I continue here, continue, yes, there, Where

1370
01:13:54,760 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 1: I am? Where I am? I'm looking at myself in

1371
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:05,760
Speaker 1: a room, by yourself in a different room, video joint video.

1372
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:08,400
Speaker 1: There you go. Here you come, Oh my god, hold on,

1373
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: he's coming. How using internet audio? What does that mean?

1374
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:24,439
Speaker 1: You're just the way you are, just where I am? There?

1375
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: You are? There? You are? Can you see us? Can

1376
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 1: I can? I can't see you to hear? I was

1377
01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 1: plan please giant audio? Yeah, you can join the using

1378
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:44,519
Speaker 1: internet audio. Okay. Now I like froggy. Okay, not froggy,

1379
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: I say, scary, you look good? Scary. I met you, uncle, Johnny?

1380
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,120
Speaker 1: Did you see me? Now? When I talk, I should

1381
01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 1: be No, my audio is hung on, uncle. Now I

1382
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:56,840
Speaker 1: can't see you, Johnny. There's a button on there and

1383
01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 1: it looks like it's a grid with like nine little

1384
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: boxes on it, like gallery view push that. Okay, let

1385
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: me see a grid with the value. I got something

1386
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:10,880
Speaker 1: that says zoom. You want gallery view. You want to

1387
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:13,559
Speaker 1: view the gallery, see and see everybody, not just the speaker,

1388
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 1: podcast video mute more. Maybe I mean he looks like

1389
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:26,400
Speaker 1: I minimized a bit virtual background. No, no, yes, yes, yes,

1390
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 1: hit that hit virtual background. It says none. Okay. In

1391
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: the top right corner, there's a thing that says gallery view.

1392
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:41,439
Speaker 1: Hit gallery view. Yeah is it? Nothing says valerie view

1393
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: up here? No gallery gallery gallery that is that? The

1394
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:52,000
Speaker 1: Only thing that says is record. He's still talking. He's

1395
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: on the iPhone, isn't he you? I'm on the iPhone.

1396
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,559
Speaker 1: You can hang up the phone. Yeah, you can hang

1397
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:11,720
Speaker 1: up the phone now, Oh no, oh no okay, now

1398
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 1: I'm no what I'm going on to the Johnny. You

1399
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: can hang up the phone, the regular phone, hang up

1400
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:26,120
Speaker 1: your cell phone, hang up your home phone, home phone, Yes,

1401
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:29,200
Speaker 1: the phone next to your ear, hang that up. All right, okay,

1402
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,680
Speaker 1: Now we're just on the zoom. Can you hear us? Oh?

1403
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 1: Now I see you? Where are you? I almost dead? Oh?

1404
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: Dare what it is? I see Ghandi? Who do you see?

1405
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:51,639
Speaker 1: I see Ghandi? And oh I see uh oh froggy

1406
01:16:52,280 --> 01:17:01,479
Speaker 1: Okay and yes, all right, gott Scotty, serious guy, that's it,

1407
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:06,599
Speaker 1: And then on the top it says record we're recording

1408
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,000
Speaker 1: it all right. So last time it took seventeen minutes.

1409
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 1: I do want to say that, where do you go there? Okay,

1410
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,160
Speaker 1: last time it took seventeen minutes. This time I send

1411
01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 1: him the original invite it. It took twenty one minutes

1412
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:27,800
Speaker 1: this time, four extra minutes to get you on any

1413
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:34,120
Speaker 1: minutes left? You know, look at that booze in the background.

1414
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:42,240
Speaker 1: Where So the good news is we've been recording this

1415
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:45,880
Speaker 1: entire zoom room, so we can play this back on

1416
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:49,840
Speaker 1: Wherever trend show on Instagram. The last time I was

1417
01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 1: on the zoom was with back Katie. But she's pregnant.

1418
01:17:53,400 --> 01:17:58,479
Speaker 1: She had the baby. Hey, Johnny, you're so close to

1419
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:00,600
Speaker 1: the screen, you can be you can a couple of bit.

1420
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:03,639
Speaker 1: That's how my mom talks. My mom was like, hello,

1421
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,920
Speaker 1: we could ship your nose. Hey, Johnny, that's did you

1422
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,559
Speaker 1: show everyone your new TV that we got you? Yeah?

1423
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here's a big apartment. Do you have a

1424
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,120
Speaker 1: big apartment? Do you have a lot of plants? Are

1425
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:27,280
Speaker 1: you growing weed in there too? It's the whole top floor. Wow,

1426
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 1: uncle Johnny, that plays nice. It's a factory. Yeah, what

1427
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:34,000
Speaker 1: he caught a lot. It's a body, is an old

1428
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 1: man factor, a railroad apartment sort of. Yeah, it's the

1429
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:42,280
Speaker 1: whole factory. It goes out the way to the back. Johnny, Johnny,

1430
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,280
Speaker 1: show them the Tower of Terror elevator. It's the most

1431
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 1: frightening elevator in New York City. It's like, remove your

1432
01:18:48,439 --> 01:18:51,280
Speaker 1: hand there. It's right over there that that thing will

1433
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:54,519
Speaker 1: eat you. The doors will close and they will eat you. It.

1434
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,400
Speaker 1: Well not, it hasn't eat me. And forty is is

1435
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 1: that how you get down? Like how you leave? You leave? Yeah?

1436
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 1: That I come up through they it opens up into

1437
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:06,759
Speaker 1: my living room and then I go down. But scary

1438
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 1: when you're on the Tower of Terran elevator, going to

1439
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:12,439
Speaker 1: have to have you hear chains like banging against the

1440
01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: elevator outside and everyone's probably will stop and fall and

1441
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 1: go up a little more than fall. It's it's oh

1442
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: my goodness, all right, can you want to go outside?

1443
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:27,400
Speaker 1: And yelled tamp tampon. Yeah, but we got we got

1444
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:30,760
Speaker 1: people living man now, I know, so so gandhi, what happened?

1445
01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,400
Speaker 1: We're trying to get people to be desensitized to the

1446
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:36,040
Speaker 1: word tampon because you're trying to get tampons to help

1447
01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:39,560
Speaker 1: people who were in a hurricane zone. Okay, yeah, so

1448
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:41,719
Speaker 1: I said, Johnny, why can't people say the word tampon.

1449
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: Go over to your window, open the door and scream

1450
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,240
Speaker 1: out tampon. He opened the door and all the workers

1451
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:48,840
Speaker 1: were working on the building next door, and he screamed

1452
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:56,639
Speaker 1: out the word tampoon. I wasn't so because I never

1453
01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:01,120
Speaker 1: used them. I understand. I get it. This is a balcony. Look,

1454
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: that's the that's the building that it needs to be there,

1455
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:07,800
Speaker 1: nice place. Do you see people out there? Uh? This

1456
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:12,160
Speaker 1: one person that on a computer in their room. Is there,

1457
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,560
Speaker 1: window open? Screamed tampon and see what they say tampon?

1458
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 1: Nobody I know this. This makes it sound kind of discombobulated,

1459
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:34,519
Speaker 1: but when you see the video, it will make all

1460
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,599
Speaker 1: the sense in the world. We'll have it posted at

1461
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,759
Speaker 1: Elvis or in show on Instagram as soon as possible.

1462
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,639
Speaker 1: I think we have to take a break at some point,

1463
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:45,439
Speaker 1: don't we. Yeah. Yeah, I'm his apartment. I know this

1464
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:50,000
Speaker 1: is amazing. I'm walking. Yeah, he has a little bit

1465
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:54,000
Speaker 1: of clutter, a little Yeah, well, I'm building my pills today.

1466
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:59,600
Speaker 1: You are pills or bills. None by pills. Because I

1467
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:01,920
Speaker 1: put my pills together for three weeks at a time

1468
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:04,000
Speaker 1: or a month at a time. It takes up the

1469
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,640
Speaker 1: entire apartment. A right, Uncle Johnny, we love you and

1470
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you soon. But now you love you, guys.

1471
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,559
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to some day we can all be together.

1472
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:16,360
Speaker 1: Yea again. All right, Uncle Johnny, we love you. Having

1473
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:23,120
Speaker 1: it's time for a bloody mary, Uncle Johnny, okay, all right?

1474
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 1: Do you know how you know how to leave me?

1475
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:33,080
Speaker 1: What am I? What? You know how to leave meeting? No? How?

1476
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:36,240
Speaker 1: I just hit leave, don't I see what Happens's the

1477
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,400
Speaker 1: button and let's see which I just go like this?

1478
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:51,759
Speaker 1: Are you gone? How are you doing? You just leave meeting?

1479
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:56,719
Speaker 1: Where's the same leave meeting where it says leave meeting.

1480
01:21:57,320 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't know leave on the bottom. There's a big

1481
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: red button from from the meeting or No. I can

1482
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,280
Speaker 1: remove him, well, I know, but I think it's more

1483
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:16,200
Speaker 1: fun watching him trying too. No wos Johnna Morena? I

1484
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:26,639
Speaker 1: don't know her off now, my uncle Johnny, Johnny camera,

1485
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what I didn't. I don't know how

1486
01:22:30,439 --> 01:22:37,400
Speaker 1: to do this favorite my favorite lender. They went and

1487
01:22:37,479 --> 01:22:46,680
Speaker 1: I go, okay, I think by Johnny. All he did

1488
01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:51,519
Speaker 1: was turn his camera off. He's still there, still there. Well,

1489
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:55,240
Speaker 1: so that entire process was just a long time. I

1490
01:22:55,439 --> 01:22:58,200
Speaker 1: miss him. That was nice. We should try every day

1491
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:01,240
Speaker 1: until he gets it right. God, all right, we gotta

1492
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be back after this. Elvis Duran. God,

1493
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:07,439
Speaker 1: what is it with these people? Elvis Duran in the

1494
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:12,200
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hey, guys, we all know bedtime can be

1495
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,920
Speaker 1: a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,

1496
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,400
Speaker 1: my son used to struggle to fall asleep. Fortunately we

1497
01:23:17,479 --> 01:23:20,640
Speaker 1: discovered Vic's peers these kids, melotone and gummies to help

1498
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:23,799
Speaker 1: him fall asleep. Naturally, find peers these kids in stores

1499
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 1: near you. Yes, Hi, good morning everyone. Oh yeah, let's

1500
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,240
Speaker 1: go around the room. What is on your mind today?

1501
01:23:33,320 --> 01:23:36,960
Speaker 1: I want to hear what you're thinking about. As obscure

1502
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,240
Speaker 1: or as bizarre as it may be, we can handle

1503
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,040
Speaker 1: the truth. We'll start with you, Froggy. What's going on?

1504
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:44,080
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it's great to be happy about the

1505
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 1: little things in life. And you, if you remember yesterday

1506
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:48,760
Speaker 1: I told you that I'd love the pin that I

1507
01:23:48,840 --> 01:23:51,000
Speaker 1: had and it ran out of ink. Well, I want

1508
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:52,839
Speaker 1: you to know that you told me to go online

1509
01:23:52,840 --> 01:23:55,120
Speaker 1: and buy more and Amazon, and look what we have here,

1510
01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:58,960
Speaker 1: more Opti flow pens. This is the best writing pin

1511
01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:00,960
Speaker 1: in the world. And I know it sounds really stupid,

1512
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,160
Speaker 1: but I've been writing with this pin for so long

1513
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:04,320
Speaker 1: and it ran out of ink, and now I have

1514
01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:06,800
Speaker 1: a new one, and all that's right with the world again.

1515
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:09,280
Speaker 1: So sometimes just be happy about the little things. And

1516
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:13,000
Speaker 1: my optiflow pen is amazing. There you go. I'm glad

1517
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,160
Speaker 1: you found a little ounce of happiness and your optiflow pin.

1518
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:17,200
Speaker 1: And how much are those per pen? They're under a

1519
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:19,400
Speaker 1: dollar right over? Oh yeah, under a dollar. I ordered

1520
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:23,120
Speaker 1: a pack of twelve for nine dollars. Hey, scary, what's up?

1521
01:24:23,840 --> 01:24:25,600
Speaker 1: I was walking out of Target yesterday. They didn't have

1522
01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,800
Speaker 1: the almond milk that I wanted. And I don't know

1523
01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:29,880
Speaker 1: if you've ever done this, but as you're walking out,

1524
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:31,599
Speaker 1: you have to walk past all the registers and then

1525
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:34,600
Speaker 1: walk out. You have to start I don't know, but

1526
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but I start clenching up.

1527
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm innocent. I'm innicent. I don't have

1528
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:41,200
Speaker 1: anything I'm just walking out. I walked out, but I

1529
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:43,040
Speaker 1: put my hands up, like I really just to show

1530
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:45,400
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to screw because it's like almost

1531
01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:47,439
Speaker 1: like are people watching me? Is this thing gonna start

1532
01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:49,439
Speaker 1: beeping on me? Like I hate that. I hate that

1533
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:52,120
Speaker 1: so much. But yeah, but every time I walk out

1534
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:55,240
Speaker 1: of a store without anything, I feel like I'm guilty,

1535
01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,880
Speaker 1: but I'm not. You know. Yeah, it's like when you

1536
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,880
Speaker 1: have there's a cop in the car behind you. Oh god, Yeah,

1537
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:07,840
Speaker 1: what did I do? Daniel? What's up with you? So

1538
01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:11,880
Speaker 1: with this morning? I put the little curag open and

1539
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,400
Speaker 1: I stuck the beautiful a little pot in there, and

1540
01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:17,160
Speaker 1: I closed it and I walked away, and I heard

1541
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:20,040
Speaker 1: it making my coffee. And I came back and I'm like,

1542
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:23,599
Speaker 1: where's my coffee? Well, it was all over the counter

1543
01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 1: because once again I forgot to put the Daniel, you

1544
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:27,880
Speaker 1: do this all the time. Now you forget to put

1545
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:32,519
Speaker 1: a cup under it? What the hell with paper towels?

1546
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:34,840
Speaker 1: Trying to stop off all the coffee? And then finally

1547
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:36,920
Speaker 1: I made a cup. But I mean, I don't understand,

1548
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,519
Speaker 1: like it's like coffee one on one to put the

1549
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:43,000
Speaker 1: coffee cup there. But for some reason when I'm half

1550
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:44,800
Speaker 1: asleep in the morning, because it's the first thing I

1551
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:48,960
Speaker 1: do before brushing my teeth. I I don't remember. Well,

1552
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:51,559
Speaker 1: the curage should have a little electric eye that says

1553
01:25:51,800 --> 01:25:54,120
Speaker 1: there's no cup underneath. I won't make coffee until there's

1554
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:57,479
Speaker 1: a good idea you'd invent that. Invent that my curing

1555
01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:59,800
Speaker 1: it sounds like a lawnmower. Now I think it's time

1556
01:25:59,800 --> 01:26:02,200
Speaker 1: for a new one. Yeah, mine does too. Yeah. You

1557
01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:04,240
Speaker 1: quietly walk into the kitchen. You're like, Oh, I don't

1558
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:12,080
Speaker 1: want to wake anyone, any person but Newsy Gandhi, what

1559
01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:15,479
Speaker 1: is on your mind today? Ah? A lot. So last

1560
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 1: night I went to sleep a little upset and disturbed,

1561
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:20,160
Speaker 1: and I woke up this morning, you know, kind of

1562
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:22,920
Speaker 1: with that same feeling. And then I looked outside my

1563
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:26,080
Speaker 1: window and I saw the most beautiful sunrise. You guys

1564
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:29,080
Speaker 1: heard me probably non stop, just yelling about it. It's gorgeous,

1565
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:32,800
Speaker 1: and it really made me stop and kind of take

1566
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:35,519
Speaker 1: a step back and have this feeling of hope that

1567
01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:37,880
Speaker 1: I know sounds very corny, but I just looked outside

1568
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:40,120
Speaker 1: and I thought, Wow, no matter what's happening in the world,

1569
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,240
Speaker 1: look at that sun like she still rises, and she's

1570
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:45,240
Speaker 1: still beautiful. And no matter what sad feelings we all have,

1571
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:48,320
Speaker 1: we are all gonna get through it. What feels like,

1572
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,679
Speaker 1: you know, really bad days are not the last days.

1573
01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:52,920
Speaker 1: So sometimes it just takes that one little thing to

1574
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:55,120
Speaker 1: make your day better. And this morning, for me, it

1575
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:56,840
Speaker 1: was at sunrise, and I love it and I posted

1576
01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,720
Speaker 1: the picture if anyone wants to see it. But it

1577
01:26:58,840 --> 01:27:00,519
Speaker 1: was a good thing. I'm glad you said that you

1578
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,080
Speaker 1: talked about hope, pull the music down scary. It's true.

1579
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,600
Speaker 1: You know what you have to have hope, otherwise what

1580
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:08,839
Speaker 1: do you have? I mean, you're watching the news yesterday

1581
01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:11,120
Speaker 1: everything of course, the biggest story of my opinion of

1582
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:13,719
Speaker 1: Brianna Taylor into the news that came out of Kentucky.

1583
01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm I was hanging out with friends last night and

1584
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:18,720
Speaker 1: we were just looking at each other, like, what the

1585
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:21,400
Speaker 1: hell is going on in this world? What is happening?

1586
01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,559
Speaker 1: And then you know, we've got politics, and then we've

1587
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,680
Speaker 1: got epidemics, and then we've got you know, everything that

1588
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:30,920
Speaker 1: just adds on. It's layer after layer after layer. What

1589
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,920
Speaker 1: we're seeing here is, you know, as long as you

1590
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,960
Speaker 1: don't break, as long as you don't lose it. We're

1591
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:38,600
Speaker 1: seeing people who are trying to hold it together and

1592
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:42,400
Speaker 1: succeeding in many times doesn't make things easier to tolerate.

1593
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:46,160
Speaker 1: But it's like we're now finding out how much we

1594
01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:49,160
Speaker 1: can handle, Like, how much can this thing handle? Catch it? Yes,

1595
01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:51,720
Speaker 1: and we are stronger than we think we are, we

1596
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:54,240
Speaker 1: really are, and we still rise every day. There's not

1597
01:27:54,280 --> 01:27:56,559
Speaker 1: another option. This is what we have to do. Let's

1598
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:58,920
Speaker 1: go if if God in the universe gives you another

1599
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,719
Speaker 1: day to rise and grant you another day of breath

1600
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:04,680
Speaker 1: and heartbeat, and you do your part. If your part

1601
01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:06,439
Speaker 1: is being nice to people, if your part is having

1602
01:28:06,479 --> 01:28:09,479
Speaker 1: a conversation with someone who you really feel like needs

1603
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:12,600
Speaker 1: to hear a different perspective, then you do it. You know.

1604
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:14,600
Speaker 1: I had dinner with a couple of friends last night

1605
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:18,679
Speaker 1: and the table was mixed as far as opinions about

1606
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:23,519
Speaker 1: Brionna Taylor of News Yesterday and politics, the whole thing,

1607
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:27,200
Speaker 1: And I was happy that we got through the night

1608
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:33,320
Speaker 1: still friends. Yeah, you know, and we are. We are

1609
01:28:33,400 --> 01:28:37,400
Speaker 1: still friends and we discuss things and because I'm I've

1610
01:28:37,560 --> 01:28:41,519
Speaker 1: found in conversation that not convincing anyone to change their

1611
01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:44,559
Speaker 1: mind all that much at least I heard two people say,

1612
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:45,960
Speaker 1: you know what, I didn't think of it that way.

1613
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,920
Speaker 1: I get it, okay, And at least it gives them

1614
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,200
Speaker 1: food for thought. And if that's the fastest way to

1615
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:55,280
Speaker 1: get them to start thinking differently than fine. Then you

1616
01:28:55,360 --> 01:28:57,960
Speaker 1: go on line and total strangers say the meanest things

1617
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,760
Speaker 1: to you, and you're like, it's ridiculous. I know, what

1618
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:03,040
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? I know, I'm ready to open

1619
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 1: my T shirt chopping sag Harbor and call it a day.

1620
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:09,800
Speaker 1: And I next door sell coconuts. Yeah, you know, but

1621
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,320
Speaker 1: having hope is I think so important And I'm glad

1622
01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:16,200
Speaker 1: you brought that up. Uh. Nicole is online twenty four

1623
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:19,519
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Nicole, I apologize. Did you have to sit

1624
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,600
Speaker 1: through that twenty five minutes of Uncle Johnny trying to

1625
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,720
Speaker 1: get into a zoom room. She hung up? She did.

1626
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:29,760
Speaker 1: She couldn't hold anymore. She couldn't handle it. She said,

1627
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:31,559
Speaker 1: I just want to thank you, Uncle Johnny. The thing

1628
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:34,160
Speaker 1: was hilarious, Uncle Johnny. That video will be up. You

1629
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:36,160
Speaker 1: have to see the video. It'll be up Elvis Dran

1630
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:39,880
Speaker 1: Show on Instagram. Uh, sometime this morning, we do have

1631
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:42,960
Speaker 1: sound from the kitchen of Garrett Hi, Garrett, Welcome to

1632
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:44,880
Speaker 1: my kitchen. It's good to be in your kitchen with

1633
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:46,960
Speaker 1: the kids. What carbo hydrates did you cram in their

1634
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:49,120
Speaker 1: mouth this morning? Gave him a little beany, a little

1635
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,519
Speaker 1: bacon and egg before they just walked out the door

1636
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,080
Speaker 1: to head off to school. A lot of crowning this morning,

1637
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:58,439
Speaker 1: and they didn't want to go, Oh, they love you.

1638
01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:00,519
Speaker 1: All right? What sound do you have today? All right,

1639
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:02,519
Speaker 1: let's start with the mass singer last night, not giving

1640
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 1: away anything, but the dragon was kicked off. Not going

1641
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,120
Speaker 1: to say who the dragon was, but the dragon did

1642
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:20,680
Speaker 1: a little llo cool j How can you not know

1643
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:25,600
Speaker 1: who that is? Right? Right's pretty obvious? Daniel, did you

1644
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:27,479
Speaker 1: watch last night? You know who that was? Not? I didn't.

1645
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:29,519
Speaker 1: I have it on a DVR, but I didn't want

1646
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:39,880
Speaker 1: to do Is it rhyme with yes? Yes? All right,

1647
01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:42,559
Speaker 1: let's move over to a late night So James Gordon

1648
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 1: had Alicia Keys on and he played that game Fill

1649
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:48,080
Speaker 1: Your Guts or Still Your Guts and Alicia Keys ranked

1650
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:54,160
Speaker 1: her voice co stars Gwen Stefani is best either way?

1651
01:30:54,439 --> 01:30:56,360
Speaker 1: Hang on, I just say either way. This ends in

1652
01:30:56,439 --> 01:30:59,840
Speaker 1: a text message from someone, well you know, one of them.

1653
01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:05,479
Speaker 1: The have my number. Oh no, hang on, who doesn't

1654
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:08,639
Speaker 1: have your number? But I'll just put him less best,

1655
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:15,000
Speaker 1: Adam Lamina second and ba is the worst, but she

1656
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:19,800
Speaker 1: probably loves him Yeti's number, so she's like, you know

1657
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:22,360
Speaker 1: that close. Yeah, technically she does have Blake's number two.

1658
01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:25,080
Speaker 1: But then on the other side of it, James Gordon

1659
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:28,040
Speaker 1: had to answer to the rumors about him taking over

1660
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:32,920
Speaker 1: for Ellen. There is absolutely no truth in that story

1661
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:38,320
Speaker 1: at all. Zero And as far as considering it, I

1662
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:44,320
Speaker 1: think it would be a really crazy thing to take

1663
01:31:44,439 --> 01:31:46,680
Speaker 1: over from someone who I think has done the job

1664
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:54,479
Speaker 1: so outrageously well for like eighteen years. So it's not true.

1665
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:57,640
Speaker 1: And I think when the day comes to end this

1666
01:31:57,760 --> 01:32:00,439
Speaker 1: show will be the day to probably stop hosting a

1667
01:32:00,479 --> 01:32:04,400
Speaker 1: show every day. So no, I wouldn't. I walked around that. Yeah,

1668
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:06,840
Speaker 1: I walked around it very carefully too, by the way.

1669
01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:10,160
Speaker 1: And then finally with Late Night, Jimmy Kimmel got his

1670
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:12,400
Speaker 1: staff together and asked them what they've learned about their

1671
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:16,960
Speaker 1: significant other in quarantine. During my time together with my fiance,

1672
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:20,160
Speaker 1: I learned that she's the person on zoom calls that

1673
01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:24,599
Speaker 1: uses all those like business jargon terms like circle back, touch,

1674
01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:30,439
Speaker 1: base and my least favorite turn key. While in quarantine,

1675
01:32:30,439 --> 01:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I've come to learn that while my husband loves the

1676
01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:34,840
Speaker 1: idea of cooking from scratch, he's not that great at

1677
01:32:34,880 --> 01:32:38,240
Speaker 1: following through. So our refrigerator is now full of unused

1678
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:41,400
Speaker 1: Surio starter and the house smells like vinegar because the

1679
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:45,439
Speaker 1: dining room is a kambuja factory. I've learned from my

1680
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:55,040
Speaker 1: significant other that we have two different types of kitchen scissors. Definitely,

1681
01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:57,280
Speaker 1: there are different types of kiss scissors. I taught that

1682
01:32:57,360 --> 01:32:59,599
Speaker 1: to my family too. During Clartine. I had no idea

1683
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,760
Speaker 1: there are two types of kitchen siss. I didn't know

1684
01:33:02,800 --> 01:33:08,439
Speaker 1: there were any kitchen scissors. All rights in the kitchen.

1685
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:12,519
Speaker 1: Let's go to Austin, Texas. Real Quick and Radiant Plumbing

1686
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:16,600
Speaker 1: put out a commercial and they spoofed the terminator. So

1687
01:33:16,720 --> 01:33:20,240
Speaker 1: all the people that work for the company are doing

1688
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:25,320
Speaker 1: characters from the terminator. We mustylet we will not span

1689
01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:28,360
Speaker 1: for a toilet. Take all that we've got, bowel movement,

1690
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:32,400
Speaker 1: turn on all the frequencies to support. I can see

1691
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:38,439
Speaker 1: now the toilet and take a move with the squad commander.

1692
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:42,560
Speaker 1: He's been covered with mud. Is there a lawsuit? Is

1693
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:46,080
Speaker 1: not mud. Is there a lawsuit here? Yeah, I don't.

1694
01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:48,240
Speaker 1: It's a spoof, so I guess you can get away

1695
01:33:48,280 --> 01:33:50,559
Speaker 1: with it. Okay, I don't know. I'll bring it up

1696
01:33:50,720 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 1: in the toilet. That is not mud, really all right?

1697
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:59,320
Speaker 1: And then finally, my neighbor sent this to me last night.

1698
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:02,240
Speaker 1: We did know what was outside in our backyard. And

1699
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:06,479
Speaker 1: this is the audio of him recording it. He don't

1700
01:34:06,520 --> 01:34:20,439
Speaker 1: listen to animal that see you say, Burt. I thought

1701
01:34:20,479 --> 01:34:22,640
Speaker 1: it was like some type of like four legged like

1702
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:28,080
Speaker 1: beast of sorts, froggy. That's some sort of loon or something.

1703
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:30,960
Speaker 1: It's a bird. It does it does sound like that, yes,

1704
01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:33,479
Speaker 1: it does. It kind of sounds like a female tennis

1705
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:39,040
Speaker 1: player Maria Azarenka sounds like that. I'm not going outside,

1706
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:57,719
Speaker 1: scary played again, due it is sound like a horse.

1707
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:04,240
Speaker 1: It doesn't anything like a horse. There's nothing in a horse.

1708
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:08,719
Speaker 1: It sounds like that. You city boys, seriously love you, Garrett.

1709
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:10,960
Speaker 1: Have a good day. You're a good America. Don't forget

1710
01:35:11,040 --> 01:35:13,560
Speaker 1: that Nicole is back. We got her back unless she

1711
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:17,120
Speaker 1: hung up again, because we're just talking and talking. Nicole,

1712
01:35:18,439 --> 01:35:20,280
Speaker 1: We're doing well. And not only are you a nurse,

1713
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:22,920
Speaker 1: so you're a you're a hero of ours, but you

1714
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:24,720
Speaker 1: listen to our shows. So thank god you put up

1715
01:35:24,760 --> 01:35:26,680
Speaker 1: with that twenty five minutes of Uncle Johnny trying to

1716
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:30,000
Speaker 1: get into the zoom room. Oh my gosh, it was wonderful.

1717
01:35:30,080 --> 01:35:32,200
Speaker 1: I love you guys, and I love Uncle Johnny. He

1718
01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:34,880
Speaker 1: makes me laugh and you guys make me smile every day.

1719
01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's good to hear that. Thank you. You

1720
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:41,680
Speaker 1: know you're our friend. September is National Friendship Month, so

1721
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:44,400
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Speaker 1: a five hundred dollar cash gift card. Oh my god,

1728
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Speaker 1: that's amazing. Who congratulation. That's so awesome. Thank you, well, thanks,

1729
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:12,280
Speaker 1: Thanks for acknowledging that we're here every day, just as

1730
01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:14,160
Speaker 1: we should acknowledge that you're there every day doing the

1731
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 1: important stuff as a nurse. And your five hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: you you guys, keep doing what you're doing and stay

1735
01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:27,559
Speaker 1: strong and safe, and thank you for making everybody smile

1736
01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:30,200
Speaker 1: every morning. That's so amazing. Well, thank you. Hold on

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Speaker 1: have at Braun. Danielle, you're ready to go, Yes, let's

1740
01:36:39,680 --> 01:36:41,920
Speaker 1: do it. What do you have going on? So? Supergirl

1741
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:44,800
Speaker 1: will be ending after next season, the sixth season. We

1742
01:36:44,840 --> 01:36:46,519
Speaker 1: don't know when the sixth season will happen because they

1743
01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:48,400
Speaker 1: can't film yet. They don't have permission to film. But

1744
01:36:49,120 --> 01:36:52,040
Speaker 1: once that happens, that's when they will be wrapping things up.

1745
01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:55,200
Speaker 1: Machine Gun Kelly has a new album, Tickets to My

1746
01:36:55,320 --> 01:36:58,599
Speaker 1: Downfall and the Key says that he will be doing

1747
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:02,000
Speaker 1: two concerts, but he will be live streaming them next

1748
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:05,040
Speaker 1: month and he will be playing all songs from all

1749
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:07,960
Speaker 1: of his two albums. It will be totally in fully says.

1750
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:10,240
Speaker 1: Tickets will go on sale at midnight tonight. It'll be

1751
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:12,600
Speaker 1: from the Roxy on Sunset Strip so if you are

1752
01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:14,800
Speaker 1: a fan of Machine Gun Kelly, you're definitely gonna want

1753
01:37:14,840 --> 01:37:21,080
Speaker 1: to get into that. So skims Kim Kardashian's collection will

1754
01:37:21,160 --> 01:37:25,920
Speaker 1: be dropping a bridal shapewear garment tomorrow, so get ready

1755
01:37:25,920 --> 01:37:27,519
Speaker 1: for that. If you're getting married, might be something you

1756
01:37:27,600 --> 01:37:31,000
Speaker 1: want to look into. Mariah Carey sits down with Oprah.

1757
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,200
Speaker 1: You know, she has her book The Meaning of Maria

1758
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:36,479
Speaker 1: coming out on Tuesday, and so she's gonna be sitting

1759
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:40,439
Speaker 1: down talking with Oprah on Apple TV's Apple TV Plus

1760
01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:43,200
Speaker 1: series The Oprah Conversation, and she talks about a lot

1761
01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:46,559
Speaker 1: of different subjects. She talks about a relationship with Derek Jeter,

1762
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:48,880
Speaker 1: that it was a catalyst that helped her get out

1763
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:51,599
Speaker 1: of her marriage to Tommy Mottola, and she said, because

1764
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:55,280
Speaker 1: I believe there was somebody else. She also was talking

1765
01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:58,720
Speaker 1: about Derek's family, saying that he helped her see a

1766
01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:02,880
Speaker 1: healthy relationship a family that resembled hers because his family

1767
01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:06,120
Speaker 1: was a healthy family and they changed her her beaute

1768
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:09,519
Speaker 1: can't even talk her viewpoint that because of the bi

1769
01:38:10,040 --> 01:38:13,160
Speaker 1: biracial situation, that her family was screwed up, and she

1770
01:38:13,280 --> 01:38:15,760
Speaker 1: saw the fact that Derek's family was so great. She

1771
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:19,320
Speaker 1: realized that no, everything is great, and you know they

1772
01:38:19,400 --> 01:38:21,479
Speaker 1: look a lot like mine. So you're gonna learn a

1773
01:38:21,520 --> 01:38:23,880
Speaker 1: lot of really cool things in the book about Mariah Carey.

1774
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:25,640
Speaker 1: Can't wait to get my hands on. I don't you

1775
01:38:25,680 --> 01:38:29,360
Speaker 1: want to read it? Right, Elvis? Oh? Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1776
01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:32,479
Speaker 1: I mean it's definitely her story. Oh totally her story.

1777
01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:35,720
Speaker 1: And Camilla Gaveo wrote a profile on Jay Balvin for

1778
01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:39,320
Speaker 1: Time magazines one hundred Most Influential People of twenty twenties issue.

1779
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:42,200
Speaker 1: She said, during a period of intense anxiety, I saw

1780
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:46,120
Speaker 1: his post on Instagram talking about his struggle within anxiety

1781
01:38:46,160 --> 01:38:48,799
Speaker 1: and mental health, and she said that I remember bursting

1782
01:38:48,840 --> 01:38:52,559
Speaker 1: out crying because I no longer felt alone. So that's

1783
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:55,160
Speaker 1: pretty interesting. See a lot of celebrities take things from

1784
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:57,760
Speaker 1: other celebrities and help them get through. Tonight, Big Brother,

1785
01:38:57,880 --> 01:39:00,720
Speaker 1: Live Love Island, Real Housewives of New York City, keeping

1786
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:04,080
Speaker 1: up with the Kardashians, The Bradshaw Bunch also married at

1787
01:39:04,160 --> 01:39:07,160
Speaker 1: first Sight to Australia and a doctor, pimple Popper. And

1788
01:39:07,280 --> 01:39:10,000
Speaker 1: that's my Danielle report. Oh thank you, Danielle. Taking a break.

1789
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:17,960
Speaker 1: We're back after this eld show. This is Elvis Duran

1790
01:39:18,240 --> 01:39:22,679
Speaker 1: in the morning show. So we were talking earlier about

1791
01:39:22,680 --> 01:39:27,400
Speaker 1: going to sleep sleepaway camp like church camps, and we

1792
01:39:27,479 --> 01:39:30,000
Speaker 1: found out earlier. I mean, you're probably not listening yet.

1793
01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:32,080
Speaker 1: It was much earlier that a lot of people who

1794
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:34,800
Speaker 1: went to church camp that was the first place they

1795
01:39:34,880 --> 01:39:39,280
Speaker 1: ever had sax or smoke pot. Yeah, right, picked up

1796
01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:43,519
Speaker 1: their cigarette habit exactly. I me, I did you know,

1797
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:45,640
Speaker 1: That's where I did my worst stuff when I was

1798
01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:49,080
Speaker 1: growing up. I learned it from other kids at sleepaway camp.

1799
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:52,840
Speaker 1: The church. We also did what was called a snipe hunt.

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01:39:54,240 --> 01:39:57,360
Speaker 1: What is that? Well, you would you would, you know,

1801
01:39:57,439 --> 01:39:59,360
Speaker 1: the older the councilors would take all of us kids

1802
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:01,000
Speaker 1: out and we go to a field and we'd each

1803
01:40:01,080 --> 01:40:03,120
Speaker 1: get like a basket so if we caught a snipe,

1804
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:05,240
Speaker 1: we could put it in the basket and so okay,

1805
01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:07,360
Speaker 1: here we go. And so it was like this mysterious

1806
01:40:07,439 --> 01:40:10,120
Speaker 1: frightening you know, after dark thing where we had looked

1807
01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:15,160
Speaker 1: for snipes. Well, there is actually a snipe is a

1808
01:40:15,240 --> 01:40:18,479
Speaker 1: bird like a field bird, a marsh bird. But we

1809
01:40:18,760 --> 01:40:20,679
Speaker 1: weren't told that. It was just like this thing looks

1810
01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:22,960
Speaker 1: like like a lizard and a bird, and it was

1811
01:40:23,439 --> 01:40:25,200
Speaker 1: it was all a lie is another word. It was

1812
01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:29,080
Speaker 1: all you guys were basically searching for like a chupacapri

1813
01:40:29,120 --> 01:40:31,800
Speaker 1: out there, exactly. Yeah. Cool, it was all just a lie,

1814
01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:33,640
Speaker 1: you know, just to keep us from having sex with

1815
01:40:33,720 --> 01:40:37,679
Speaker 1: each other. I guess, I don't know. Keep up busy

1816
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:41,240
Speaker 1: at night. By the way, can we play the sound

1817
01:40:41,479 --> 01:40:50,320
Speaker 1: of the animal that was in Garrett's backyard last night? Yeast?

1818
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:04,280
Speaker 1: That is? That is a type of owl. Oh, to

1819
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:09,920
Speaker 1: be specific, probably the eastern screech owl. Well that makes sense. Well,

1820
01:41:09,960 --> 01:41:12,000
Speaker 1: it does make sense. But people are texting and saying, no,

1821
01:41:12,080 --> 01:41:16,799
Speaker 1: it's not dummy, it's a box. Oh, okay, it's a raccoon.

1822
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:23,120
Speaker 1: It's a raccoon. So but but people are getting belligerent

1823
01:41:23,120 --> 01:41:28,560
Speaker 1: about it. No, it's most likely an owl. Okay o.

1824
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:34,360
Speaker 1: People are checking in with snipe hunting stories. Oh so funny.

1825
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:35,800
Speaker 1: You know. Wendy Williams is going to be on the

1826
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:39,000
Speaker 1: show tomorrow. She says she now weighs the same weight

1827
01:41:39,160 --> 01:41:43,360
Speaker 1: she was in high school. WHOA. She was eating during

1828
01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:45,360
Speaker 1: the beginning of the pandemic, just whatever she could cram

1829
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:47,479
Speaker 1: in her pie hole. She was eating and eating, and

1830
01:41:47,560 --> 01:41:49,720
Speaker 1: one day she just woke up and said I'm disgusted

1831
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:52,280
Speaker 1: with food and she's just stopped eating and she lost.

1832
01:41:52,479 --> 01:41:56,240
Speaker 1: She lost. Wow. Anyway, we will talk to Wendy tomorrow.

1833
01:41:56,400 --> 01:41:59,800
Speaker 1: What I think Next Friday, we have Sean Mendez on

1834
01:41:59,840 --> 01:42:02,560
Speaker 1: These a brand new song coming out next Friday. I

1835
01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:04,880
Speaker 1: can't wait to talk to him about that. What's up, Nate?

1836
01:42:04,960 --> 01:42:07,280
Speaker 1: Oh you were talking about food, Wendy Williams. You know

1837
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:11,880
Speaker 1: I gave up sugar, which um, I am doing okay

1838
01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:14,439
Speaker 1: with for the most part. It's hard to do except

1839
01:42:14,600 --> 01:42:19,320
Speaker 1: for my Swan song of I have this chocolate cake

1840
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:22,200
Speaker 1: that I have to eat before it you know, it

1841
01:42:22,320 --> 01:42:27,000
Speaker 1: goes bad, and it's it's like my last hurrah with sugar.

1842
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,760
Speaker 1: So I'm excited for it. I can't wait to get

1843
01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:32,280
Speaker 1: home and I have another slice of my chocolate cake. Well,

1844
01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:37,400
Speaker 1: so you have sugar, basically I have. I'm given it up.

1845
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:39,880
Speaker 1: No you haven't. You're going home and having it. That's

1846
01:42:39,920 --> 01:42:42,679
Speaker 1: not giving it up like vegetarians who only eat bacon.

1847
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like I'm giving up smoking, but I

1848
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:50,240
Speaker 1: have this great pack of cigarettes. This is different, though, Elvis,

1849
01:42:50,240 --> 01:42:53,200
Speaker 1: because once this cake is gone, I'm done. So but

1850
01:42:54,320 --> 01:42:58,320
Speaker 1: that the eating is that cake? Uh yeah, Well I

1851
01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:03,000
Speaker 1: did have a cookie just now. But OK, so you

1852
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:05,320
Speaker 1: haven't given it up no yet, I'm saying you will.

1853
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:08,640
Speaker 1: Will You said in the beginning of the conversation, I

1854
01:43:08,760 --> 01:43:10,320
Speaker 1: have given up sugar, didn't you have? That is how

1855
01:43:10,360 --> 01:43:12,880
Speaker 1: it started, and that's how it started. And then I'm

1856
01:43:12,920 --> 01:43:15,240
Speaker 1: doing I'm doing okay with it. I'm doing pretty good,

1857
01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:19,360
Speaker 1: I am, Danielle. But for my full cake by cake

1858
01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:21,600
Speaker 1: waiting for me at home and the cookie I just ate.

1859
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:24,599
Speaker 1: Listen it compared to the amount of sugar, and scary

1860
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:26,640
Speaker 1: can attest the amount of sugar I used to have.

1861
01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:29,479
Speaker 1: I'm doing much okay within the proper term would have been,

1862
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:32,360
Speaker 1: I have cut back on sugar. Well, no, I'm giving

1863
01:43:32,439 --> 01:43:34,680
Speaker 1: it up because it's the power of positive thinking. I'm

1864
01:43:34,720 --> 01:43:36,800
Speaker 1: giving it up. It's as I'm done with this cake.

1865
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:40,080
Speaker 1: A lot of power, I must say, because there's so

1866
01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:42,320
Speaker 1: much stuff. There's more stuff than ever sitting out there

1867
01:43:42,439 --> 01:43:45,960
Speaker 1: that's coming in on a daily basis, which no snacks. Well, no, no,

1868
01:43:46,040 --> 01:43:48,760
Speaker 1: I'm no. Giving up sugar is a very difficult thing.

1869
01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:50,840
Speaker 1: I'm not taking that away from anyone. But I'm saying,

1870
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:52,840
Speaker 1: if you come on the radio and say I've given

1871
01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:54,760
Speaker 1: up sugar, which is what you said. Yeah, then you

1872
01:43:54,840 --> 01:43:56,960
Speaker 1: say except for a cake that's waiting for me at

1873
01:43:57,000 --> 01:43:58,680
Speaker 1: home and a cookie I just ate, but I have

1874
01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:04,320
Speaker 1: you have not. Okay, you're predating, you're giving up sugar chain, No,

1875
01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm wean Okay, I'm weaning myself off. I've given it

1876
01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:10,479
Speaker 1: up except for the thing I'm about to eat when

1877
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:15,080
Speaker 1: I get home. Oh my god. So they say that

1878
01:44:15,320 --> 01:44:17,320
Speaker 1: what sugar does to your brain is pretty similar to

1879
01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:19,840
Speaker 1: what cocaine does to your brain. Right, so if you're

1880
01:44:19,880 --> 01:44:22,320
Speaker 1: looking at yeah, you get sugar highs from it, you

1881
01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:24,439
Speaker 1: get addicted. So if you are looking at it that way,

1882
01:44:24,560 --> 01:44:27,120
Speaker 1: and an addict said, I've given it up but for

1883
01:44:27,240 --> 01:44:30,040
Speaker 1: this pile of cocaine I have at home, I feel

1884
01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:32,720
Speaker 1: like that doesn't really add up. You're absolutely right, though,

1885
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:34,880
Speaker 1: because I know the first time I gave up sugar,

1886
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:36,280
Speaker 1: which I think I lasted like a month and a

1887
01:44:36,320 --> 01:44:38,840
Speaker 1: half or something like that. After four or five days,

1888
01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:42,160
Speaker 1: I was like, why is my hand shaking and literally shaking.

1889
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:45,519
Speaker 1: I got the shakes from We are addicted to so

1890
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:48,040
Speaker 1: many things in life, but we don't even we don't

1891
01:44:48,080 --> 01:44:51,720
Speaker 1: even acknowledge we're addicted to them. Speaking of let's talk

1892
01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:54,720
Speaker 1: about alcoholism for a moment. There is I went to

1893
01:44:54,760 --> 01:44:56,920
Speaker 1: my friend Dana's house for dinner last night and she said,

1894
01:44:56,920 --> 01:44:58,200
Speaker 1: you want to glass of one? I said yeah, and

1895
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:00,479
Speaker 1: she said, I have this barolla. That's a time and

1896
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:03,519
Speaker 1: she brought up one of those the small bottles they're

1897
01:45:03,520 --> 01:45:07,400
Speaker 1: called splits. Yes, she had a whole box of splits

1898
01:45:07,479 --> 01:45:10,640
Speaker 1: of wine. And she said, and I said, God, that's

1899
01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:12,560
Speaker 1: a lot of like splits of wine. Why don't she

1900
01:45:12,560 --> 01:45:15,160
Speaker 1: just open up a bottle of wine? She said, because

1901
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:19,240
Speaker 1: of the wine store. She goes to the guys selling

1902
01:45:19,320 --> 01:45:21,320
Speaker 1: more and more of these splits. So people who've been

1903
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:24,080
Speaker 1: drinking way too much, they'll drink like a bottle of

1904
01:45:24,160 --> 01:45:26,439
Speaker 1: wine at night. Now they'll drink a bottle of wine

1905
01:45:26,479 --> 01:45:29,439
Speaker 1: at night, but it's half a bottle, okay. So people

1906
01:45:29,479 --> 01:45:34,160
Speaker 1: are cutting back because they're using smaller containers. Tricky. I

1907
01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:38,920
Speaker 1: would have three splits tonight. That's like when it says

1908
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:42,000
Speaker 1: like twenty five percent less calories or fewer calories and

1909
01:45:42,120 --> 01:45:45,120
Speaker 1: it's just twenty five percent smaller whatever the candy bars, Yeah,

1910
01:45:45,200 --> 01:45:48,760
Speaker 1: yeah exactly. So Yeah, they're saying that a lot of

1911
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:51,840
Speaker 1: people are starting to wean themselves off so much alcohol

1912
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:54,320
Speaker 1: and so much wine by by just okay, I'm gonna

1913
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:56,200
Speaker 1: polish off a bottle, but it's going to be half

1914
01:45:56,280 --> 01:45:59,280
Speaker 1: the size I usually drink. I get that. Yeah, so

1915
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:02,599
Speaker 1: that's good. You're weaninging, and that's what that's what you're doing.

1916
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:08,040
Speaker 1: You're we're weaning straightening. Definitely eating less sugar than I

1917
01:46:08,200 --> 01:46:12,040
Speaker 1: used to, you know, good for you, thank you. I

1918
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:14,960
Speaker 1: had an apple last night. Oh, good for you instead

1919
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:18,439
Speaker 1: of you know, ice cream. That's cool. That sounds terrible.

1920
01:46:21,439 --> 01:46:23,960
Speaker 1: I would not, I would not. I wouldn't take that

1921
01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:26,200
Speaker 1: away from you. Yes, gary beer makes me bloated. So

1922
01:46:26,439 --> 01:46:28,760
Speaker 1: when I go to a bar, I'll if they have

1923
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:30,920
Speaker 1: a nip, I'll get a nip, which is like a

1924
01:46:31,160 --> 01:46:33,560
Speaker 1: like I guess the split version of a beer is

1925
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:35,840
Speaker 1: a nip. It's a smaller beer. It's kind of like

1926
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:39,080
Speaker 1: seven ounces. I think how almost thought nips were the

1927
01:46:39,080 --> 01:46:42,160
Speaker 1: little bottles of alcohol, like the little Jamison shot or

1928
01:46:42,320 --> 01:46:46,120
Speaker 1: Captain Morgan shot. Small was the thing at the end

1929
01:46:46,160 --> 01:46:51,240
Speaker 1: of my breast. Also that yeah that too, Yeah, a

1930
01:46:51,400 --> 01:46:56,360
Speaker 1: nip nip knight. Uh yeah, okay, So back to guests.

1931
01:46:56,479 --> 01:46:59,120
Speaker 1: So a week from tomorrow, Sean Mendes would be on

1932
01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:00,560
Speaker 1: the show who else is? And I think we have

1933
01:47:00,560 --> 01:47:02,360
Speaker 1: a couple of other people signed up. Well, we're working

1934
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:05,519
Speaker 1: on um MC. I think I can say her name,

1935
01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:09,120
Speaker 1: Maria carry Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, with the book

1936
01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:11,559
Speaker 1: coming out. Yeah, book in an album. But her hours

1937
01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:14,280
Speaker 1: are much different than hours, So they ask the earliest

1938
01:47:14,360 --> 01:47:18,960
Speaker 1: we could do an interview because apparently Maria's a night album. Yeah, no, no, absolutely.

1939
01:47:19,160 --> 01:47:20,519
Speaker 1: You know she used to when she used to live

1940
01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:22,920
Speaker 1: in New York. I showed you where her apartment is.

1941
01:47:22,920 --> 01:47:25,080
Speaker 1: It's right next to the radio station. And I would

1942
01:47:25,120 --> 01:47:27,719
Speaker 1: come into work in the morning at five thirty five whatever,

1943
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,599
Speaker 1: and her lights would still be on the whole place,

1944
01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:32,920
Speaker 1: two floors, just all glowing. Yeo, she was up last night,

1945
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:35,799
Speaker 1: you know, from the night before with her friends. UM anyway,

1946
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:37,640
Speaker 1: so Maria Carrey, who else we're working on? What else

1947
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:40,880
Speaker 1: are we doing? Oh? We have that new radio station

1948
01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:43,080
Speaker 1: that signs on in a couple of weeks. Yeah, I'm

1949
01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:47,200
Speaker 1: so excited about it too. It is so excited, exciting.

1950
01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:50,640
Speaker 1: It's the most unique station we've ever been introduced to.

1951
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:56,160
Speaker 1: And that happens. God, what is it the sixth? They start? Fifth?

1952
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:59,439
Speaker 1: I don't know, the fifth Okay, it's one of those days. Anyway,

1953
01:47:59,600 --> 01:48:01,240
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff coming up on the show. We

1954
01:48:01,280 --> 01:48:03,920
Speaker 1: got to take a break. We're back kept this. Hey,

1955
01:48:04,160 --> 01:48:12,600
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1957
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1959
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1960
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1962
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1965
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1966
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1967
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1968
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1972
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1973
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1974
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1975
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1976
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1977
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1981
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Speaker 1: audible dot com slash Elvin in the Morning show, so

1982
01:49:34,320 --> 01:49:41,639
Speaker 1: um irrational fears go um. Personally, hairless cats. They freak

1983
01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:44,400
Speaker 1: me out so badly. I have a friend who has

1984
01:49:44,439 --> 01:49:46,200
Speaker 1: a hairless cat and she posts it in her story

1985
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:47,880
Speaker 1: and I'm never ready for that cat. And when I

1986
01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:50,560
Speaker 1: see it, I scream and it ruins my Instagram experience.

1987
01:49:51,120 --> 01:49:54,920
Speaker 1: Oh poor thing. You know hairless cats are They're cats,

1988
01:49:55,000 --> 01:49:57,519
Speaker 1: they just have no hair, hence the name hairless cats. Yeah,

1989
01:49:57,800 --> 01:50:00,400
Speaker 1: I mean, so I love I'm a cat lover love cats.

1990
01:50:00,640 --> 01:50:02,160
Speaker 1: And a friend of mine had a hairless cat and

1991
01:50:02,240 --> 01:50:03,920
Speaker 1: this is just he was the sweetest little cat. But

1992
01:50:03,960 --> 01:50:06,320
Speaker 1: I will tell you we'd get really stoned and just

1993
01:50:06,560 --> 01:50:08,720
Speaker 1: we were convinced this cat was an alien. It was

1994
01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:10,800
Speaker 1: from another planet. Yeah, because if you look at a

1995
01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:13,599
Speaker 1: hairless cat, they look like, oh the little almond shaped eyes.

1996
01:50:13,640 --> 01:50:17,040
Speaker 1: You're done, You're done. He's gonna wrinkly too. They got

1997
01:50:17,080 --> 01:50:20,559
Speaker 1: like that wrinkly skin. But they're cats. They're great. But okay,

1998
01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:22,599
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take that away from you. Okay, thanks.

1999
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:25,360
Speaker 1: See my fear is snakes. I just have a even

2000
01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:27,280
Speaker 1: if it's a little garden snake and we know it's

2001
01:50:27,479 --> 01:50:31,320
Speaker 1: totally harmless, it's the way they move and they they

2002
01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:34,400
Speaker 1: I can't, I just can't. That was my dad's too,

2003
01:50:34,720 --> 01:50:36,439
Speaker 1: And I said, did something happen to you as a

2004
01:50:36,520 --> 01:50:38,479
Speaker 1: kid and you He said no, I was walking with

2005
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:40,840
Speaker 1: my brother and we saw a snake, but it didn't

2006
01:50:40,840 --> 01:50:43,160
Speaker 1: do anything to us. But I'm still scared of him.

2007
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:45,600
Speaker 1: Oh my boyfriend is the same way, because you know,

2008
01:50:45,680 --> 01:50:47,479
Speaker 1: I like strange pets, so of course I'm trying to

2009
01:50:47,560 --> 01:50:49,840
Speaker 1: get a snake. And he said, I think that's where

2010
01:50:49,840 --> 01:50:52,200
Speaker 1: I draw my line. I can't do that. So of

2011
01:50:52,280 --> 01:50:54,080
Speaker 1: course I'm like, oh, so you hate a snake more

2012
01:50:54,080 --> 01:50:56,240
Speaker 1: than you love me. And he was like, yeah, my god,

2013
01:50:58,439 --> 01:51:00,280
Speaker 1: I have a raginal fear of people like you say

2014
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:04,240
Speaker 1: things like that. I know you fears are not irrational.

2015
01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:12,439
Speaker 1: Clowns and mayonnaise totally, totally irrational. Wow, clowns and mayonnaise. Remever,

2016
01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:15,320
Speaker 1: the time that you had somebody come in, a clown

2017
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:18,320
Speaker 1: come in with gallons of mayonnaise around their waist, it

2018
01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:21,960
Speaker 1: may the clown. Yeah, that was your birthday present to me.

2019
01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:24,320
Speaker 1: So Mayo the clown, I know. But the thing is,

2020
01:51:24,439 --> 01:51:28,640
Speaker 1: you're not afraid of Mayo? Are you near me? I

2021
01:51:28,680 --> 01:51:31,080
Speaker 1: won't even let it in the house. It's disgusting. My

2022
01:51:31,200 --> 01:51:33,599
Speaker 1: mother had this fear of balloons and if you ever

2023
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:35,200
Speaker 1: put your hand on a balloon that was blown up

2024
01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:37,679
Speaker 1: in and just make it going, she would, she would,

2025
01:51:38,240 --> 01:51:41,080
Speaker 1: she would. She was afraid of it. Yeah, the piling

2026
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:43,760
Speaker 1: probably people get nervous about the popping too. Yeah, what

2027
01:51:43,880 --> 01:51:47,240
Speaker 1: about you, Nate corrational fears. I had to look it

2028
01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:49,479
Speaker 1: up because I didn't know the name for it, and

2029
01:51:49,560 --> 01:51:53,679
Speaker 1: I think it's called megalophobia. And I have this fear

2030
01:51:53,880 --> 01:51:58,400
Speaker 1: of large objects flying or hovering or floating over me

2031
01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:00,840
Speaker 1: because when I was a kid, I was in the

2032
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:04,040
Speaker 1: backyard and the Goodyear blimp flew over us in the

2033
01:52:04,080 --> 01:52:07,360
Speaker 1: backyard and I remember just flattening myself against the ground crowing.

2034
01:52:08,080 --> 01:52:10,679
Speaker 1: And then I also had that UFO incident, but that's

2035
01:52:10,720 --> 01:52:12,720
Speaker 1: not really related to this. But to this day, like

2036
01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:16,599
Speaker 1: I don't like planes flying over me like a low height.

2037
01:52:17,080 --> 01:52:20,120
Speaker 1: Is that irrational? Not at all? Now I think that's

2038
01:52:20,280 --> 01:52:22,000
Speaker 1: very I don't I hear in New York after seeing

2039
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:24,040
Speaker 1: what we all saw on nine to eleven, two thousand

2040
01:52:24,080 --> 01:52:27,479
Speaker 1: and one, the thought of a plane flying anywhere near you,

2041
01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:31,360
Speaker 1: it's you know, you look at them as something very dangerous.

2042
01:52:31,680 --> 01:52:34,280
Speaker 1: Right now, scary has no irrational fear, No, I do what.

2043
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:38,080
Speaker 1: I used to have an irrational fear of bridges when

2044
01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:41,360
Speaker 1: I was a kid, rightwing going over the Varrazano Bridge

2045
01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:44,559
Speaker 1: was which at the time connects well connects Brooklyn stan Allen.

2046
01:52:44,760 --> 01:52:47,160
Speaker 1: At the time was like the longest suspension bridge. It's

2047
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:48,960
Speaker 1: like over two and a half miles I was. I

2048
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:51,360
Speaker 1: would freak out. But as I got older, and you know,

2049
01:52:51,560 --> 01:52:54,320
Speaker 1: especially when I became a driver, I got over that fear.

2050
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:56,000
Speaker 1: As soon as you became a part of the bridge

2051
01:52:56,040 --> 01:52:59,320
Speaker 1: crowd that had to head into the city. Yeah, exactly. Well,

2052
01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:02,559
Speaker 1: you know what also mine escalators because they are they

2053
01:53:02,640 --> 01:53:04,800
Speaker 1: look like teeth and they're like, come, I'm going to

2054
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:09,720
Speaker 1: eat you. Yeah, especially those old wooden escalators at the

2055
01:53:09,760 --> 01:53:13,240
Speaker 1: original Macy's and Harold Square in New York. I think

2056
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:16,920
Speaker 1: they eat people them. They seem like they're gonna break

2057
01:53:16,960 --> 01:53:19,920
Speaker 1: down it every five minutes. It's crazy. God, the people

2058
01:53:19,920 --> 01:53:23,160
Speaker 1: are texting in I'm afraid of bird poop, bird pooping

2059
01:53:23,280 --> 01:53:28,000
Speaker 1: on me, being trampled by a bowl. H here's someone

2060
01:53:28,040 --> 01:53:32,519
Speaker 1: who's in rational fear of mascots, but also the same

2061
01:53:32,560 --> 01:53:37,960
Speaker 1: person has a fear of silverware touching. Oh really interesting.

2062
01:53:38,120 --> 01:53:41,519
Speaker 1: Definitely afraid of needles. I'm with you there, afraid of

2063
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:47,240
Speaker 1: petrified of frogs, bats, Yeah, I get that a little.

2064
01:53:47,439 --> 01:53:50,600
Speaker 1: There's always heights, like alex is a definitely afraid of

2065
01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:56,640
Speaker 1: heights Jamie on nine twenty four, Hello Jamie, Hello La?

2066
01:53:57,040 --> 01:53:59,040
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you so afraid of? You're

2067
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:01,000
Speaker 1: afraid of one thing and your friends make fun of

2068
01:54:01,040 --> 01:54:02,519
Speaker 1: you for it for some reason. Why is that? What

2069
01:54:02,720 --> 01:54:08,960
Speaker 1: is it? I am petrified of frogs to the point

2070
01:54:09,040 --> 01:54:12,200
Speaker 1: where I had gotten chased by one when I was

2071
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:15,960
Speaker 1: pregnant with my daughter, and less than six hours later

2072
01:54:16,120 --> 01:54:19,040
Speaker 1: it was a girl. I went into labor because I

2073
01:54:19,120 --> 01:54:22,160
Speaker 1: got chased by a frog. Wow. Wow. Yeah, so now

2074
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Speaker 1: you think every time a frog chases you a baby's

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01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:27,880
Speaker 1: going to fall out. Let me tell you I've had

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01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:30,960
Speaker 1: enough of us. Yeah, all right, thank you for listening

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01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:32,800
Speaker 1: to us. Jamie, You and you're you and your child

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01:54:32,880 --> 01:54:36,839
Speaker 1: have a beautiful day. Okay. Scary is afraid of mannequins.

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01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:40,040
Speaker 1: I remember you told me that years ago. Yeah, department

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01:54:40,120 --> 01:54:44,520
Speaker 1: store mannequins crazy, especially when they don't have eyes. You

2081
01:54:44,640 --> 01:54:46,240
Speaker 1: know they will actually none of them have eyes. They

2082
01:54:46,280 --> 01:54:49,000
Speaker 1: were just like that. That. I hate when they've had

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01:54:49,080 --> 01:54:52,440
Speaker 1: real human eyes in a maneicin that would make them scary.

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01:54:54,040 --> 01:54:59,440
Speaker 1: Fear of Santa Claus, automatic gates falling in their car umbrellas.

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01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:05,000
Speaker 1: Here's someone who's terrified of cherries, the Easter bunny, porcelain dolls.

2086
01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:11,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do Megan is online twenty Let's see what

2087
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:14,720
Speaker 1: she's afraid of. Hey, Megan, what are you really afraid of? Morning?

2088
01:55:14,880 --> 01:55:19,000
Speaker 1: I am terrified of blenders. Blenders. Did you have a

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01:55:19,120 --> 01:55:22,520
Speaker 1: blender incident as a child. No, I have no idea

2090
01:55:22,560 --> 01:55:25,840
Speaker 1: where this came from, but I always like envisioned the

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01:55:25,880 --> 01:55:28,640
Speaker 1: blade coming out like while it's on and slicing me

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01:55:28,680 --> 01:55:30,960
Speaker 1: in the throat. I can't. I do not own one.

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01:55:31,880 --> 01:55:35,080
Speaker 1: I don't own one. I can't be near one. I

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01:55:35,200 --> 01:55:38,760
Speaker 1: don't know how it happened. Now do you enjoy like

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01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:42,120
Speaker 1: drinking things that are made from blenders? Do you ever

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01:55:43,440 --> 01:55:46,840
Speaker 1: take advantage of? But yeah, but I'll make it with

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01:55:47,000 --> 01:55:51,320
Speaker 1: an immersion blender, right, gotcha like one of those? Yeah,

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01:55:52,040 --> 01:55:56,040
Speaker 1: I have no idea. It's okay, Look, you know this

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01:55:56,240 --> 01:56:02,000
Speaker 1: is this is a um whatever zone. Judgment free Yeah,

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01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:04,880
Speaker 1: judgment free zone. Well not really, but we're all doing

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01:56:04,880 --> 01:56:08,480
Speaker 1: it in our heads. You can judge. It's okay. I

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Speaker 1: mean you have a good day. Okay, thank you. Yeah, Gandhi.

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01:56:15,080 --> 01:56:17,520
Speaker 1: I have a friend that we all know who is

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01:56:17,680 --> 01:56:21,760
Speaker 1: deathly afraid of dragons, Like dragons are not even real,

2105
01:56:21,920 --> 01:56:24,800
Speaker 1: but she's petrified of them. So we did Chinese New

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01:56:24,920 --> 01:56:26,640
Speaker 1: Year last year that we were able to do it,

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01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:29,200
Speaker 1: and she was freaking out the entire time from all

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01:56:29,200 --> 01:56:31,520
Speaker 1: the little dragons coming by. She was literally crying. I'm like,

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01:56:31,600 --> 01:56:33,720
Speaker 1: why are we here? This is the weirdest thing I've

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01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:36,760
Speaker 1: ever experienced. Yeah. She goes to Hibachi restaurant and I

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01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:38,520
Speaker 1: guess there's one where they come out with a dancing

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01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:43,000
Speaker 1: dragon and she can't do it. She'll cry Chinese New

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01:56:43,080 --> 01:56:45,600
Speaker 1: Year in Chinatown. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, so I said

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01:56:45,640 --> 01:56:47,800
Speaker 1: she it was terrible with her, that's what. Yeah, that's

2115
01:56:47,800 --> 01:56:51,280
Speaker 1: what you said. It's terrible. We're afraid of short people,

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01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:54,960
Speaker 1: Ferris wheels, scared of greats on sidewalks in cities. I'm

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01:56:54,960 --> 01:56:57,640
Speaker 1: afraid of those. I'm afraid they're gonna people do fall

2118
01:56:57,720 --> 01:57:00,560
Speaker 1: in those. I'm afraid of roller coaster heights. People are

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01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:09,280
Speaker 1: afraid of uh god, just shower tub. Oh yeah, false teeth.

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01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:13,800
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever see my false my fake eyeball

2121
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:19,040
Speaker 1: collection in Santa fe freaky as hell. Back in the

2122
01:57:19,120 --> 01:57:23,320
Speaker 1: old days, doctors eye doctors would sell these fake plastic

2123
01:57:23,440 --> 01:57:25,680
Speaker 1: eyeballs to put in your eye if you lost an eyeball.

2124
01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:28,960
Speaker 1: And but they were like really crude. It's from years

2125
01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:30,880
Speaker 1: and years and years ago. I'm sure they've perfected that

2126
01:57:30,920 --> 01:57:33,600
Speaker 1: since then. But they had like a showcase of them,

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01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:38,320
Speaker 1: and it's like a hundred different colored eyeball eyeballs. And

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01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:39,920
Speaker 1: I found this and I bought it and I have

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01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:42,760
Speaker 1: it on display in my in my house. You need

2130
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:44,520
Speaker 1: to tell them they're real, that you collected them from

2131
01:57:44,560 --> 01:57:49,240
Speaker 1: all the people they killed, from from guests that stayed

2132
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:52,680
Speaker 1: too long anyway. Try to face your irrational fears this weekend.

2133
01:57:52,720 --> 01:57:54,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to play with a snake. Wish

2134
01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:57,720
Speaker 1: me luck, good luck. I'm not eating mayo. I don't care.

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01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:01,200
Speaker 1: Let's get into the three things we need to know.

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01:58:01,280 --> 01:58:04,120
Speaker 1: It's a very important day for news, GANDHI. What is

2137
01:58:04,200 --> 01:58:07,520
Speaker 1: going on all right? Lots of things happening. Joe Biden

2138
01:58:07,640 --> 01:58:10,160
Speaker 1: is asking protesters not to taint the legacy of Breonna

2139
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:12,440
Speaker 1: Taylor by engaging in violence. He made this plea on

2140
01:58:12,520 --> 01:58:15,000
Speaker 1: his way to campaign in North Carolina, saying violence is

2141
01:58:15,080 --> 01:58:18,360
Speaker 1: not the way nor what she would have wanted. Yesterday,

2142
01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:20,360
Speaker 1: it was announced that only one of the Louisville police

2143
01:58:20,400 --> 01:58:22,920
Speaker 1: officers is going to face charges related to her death

2144
01:58:22,960 --> 01:58:26,040
Speaker 1: in March. The decision was met by protests across the country,

2145
01:58:26,080 --> 01:58:28,840
Speaker 1: and two Louisville police officers were shot, both our alert

2146
01:58:28,920 --> 01:58:32,720
Speaker 1: and in stable condition. One suspect has been arrested. President

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01:58:32,800 --> 01:58:34,839
Speaker 1: Trump won't say whether he'll go along with a peaceful

2148
01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:37,920
Speaker 1: transition of power if he loses in November. During White

2149
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:40,600
Speaker 1: House briefing yesterday, he complained about mail in ballots, calling

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01:58:40,640 --> 01:58:42,920
Speaker 1: them a disaster and out of control, claiming they'll lead

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01:58:42,920 --> 01:58:44,680
Speaker 1: to voter fraud. He then went on to say if

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01:58:44,720 --> 01:58:46,280
Speaker 1: there are no mail in ballots, there won't be a

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01:58:46,320 --> 01:58:48,840
Speaker 1: transfer of power, adding it would be a continuation. And

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01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:51,560
Speaker 1: when asked if he would transition out peacefully, he said,

2155
01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:54,800
Speaker 1: he'll just see what happens. And finally, the public can

2156
01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:57,040
Speaker 1: view the casket of the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth

2157
01:58:57,040 --> 01:58:59,400
Speaker 1: Bader Ginsburg today as she lies in repose at the

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01:58:59,400 --> 01:59:01,680
Speaker 1: Supreme Court Building. She will lie in state in the

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01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:04,280
Speaker 1: US capital on Friday. And it's the first woman to

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01:59:04,360 --> 01:59:06,960
Speaker 1: be recognized in this way. And those are your three things,

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01:59:07,360 --> 01:59:09,600
Speaker 1: Thank you God. Take a break and your phone tap

2162
01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:11,760
Speaker 1: coming up after this. I want to be part of

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01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:16,560
Speaker 1: the next conversation. We're watching everything you text. Now you're

2164
01:59:16,560 --> 01:59:18,560
Speaker 1: on the radio talking about it, which is my favorite

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01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:25,200
Speaker 1: thing ever. Elvis Durand in the morning show Telviz Elvis

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01:59:25,280 --> 01:59:28,240
Speaker 1: Durand the Elvis Durand phone tap. Who's doing it today?

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01:59:28,560 --> 01:59:31,320
Speaker 1: Um oh, scary Derek got in touch with us. He

2168
01:59:31,440 --> 01:59:33,920
Speaker 1: wanted to play a phone tap on one of his employees, Courtney.

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01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:37,480
Speaker 1: As it turns out, she despised his telemarketers, so he

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01:59:37,640 --> 01:59:40,120
Speaker 1: thought that the Michael Oppenheimer telemarketer phone tap would be

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01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:41,960
Speaker 1: the way to go for her. She's been known not

2172
01:59:42,080 --> 01:59:45,360
Speaker 1: to ignore telemarketers that she gets. She actually plays with

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01:59:45,440 --> 01:59:47,880
Speaker 1: them on the phone. She yells back at them, So

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01:59:48,240 --> 01:59:52,080
Speaker 1: she's the perfect candidate. Well, Michael Oppenheimer, it's the ultimate

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01:59:52,160 --> 01:59:54,080
Speaker 1: phone call from a telemarketer that makes you want to

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01:59:54,120 --> 01:59:57,800
Speaker 1: jump out a window. Let's see how it does today's

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01:59:58,120 --> 02:00:03,080
Speaker 1: phone tap. Oh, good afton. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer

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Speaker 1: with the Bona Hardwood floor mop bringing out the best

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Speaker 1: in your hardwood floors. The Bonu Hardwood Floor Mop combines

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02:00:09,880 --> 02:00:13,320
Speaker 1: a premium non toxic news Hi, how are you? Is

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Speaker 1: this a real person? Yes? For just thirty nine dollars

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02:00:16,200 --> 02:00:18,800
Speaker 1: and ninety five cents I thought you were a recording

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02:00:19,120 --> 02:00:21,600
Speaker 1: and eight dollars and ninety five cents shipping and handling,

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02:00:21,920 --> 02:00:24,360
Speaker 1: you can enjoy the Bono hard No, No, I have

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Speaker 1: to go Hello. Goodftinued. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with

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02:00:30,440 --> 02:00:33,760
Speaker 1: the Bona Hardwood floor you just called here? Yes, it's

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02:00:33,920 --> 02:00:36,720
Speaker 1: ergonomic design makes it easy for anyone. Why do you

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02:00:36,840 --> 02:00:39,720
Speaker 1: keep going Hello? Hi? I already talked to you and

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02:00:39,840 --> 02:00:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't need anything. Do you have a home? Please

2190
02:00:43,120 --> 02:00:47,960
Speaker 1: don't call it you have hardwood floors? Are you kidding?

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02:00:48,760 --> 02:00:51,720
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the bone the Bonu

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02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:55,240
Speaker 1: hardwood floor mop. Do you have hardwood floors? Excuse me?

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02:00:56,000 --> 02:00:59,880
Speaker 1: I don't talk to you twice? I don't have hard

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02:01:00,040 --> 02:01:03,120
Speaker 1: wood floor Why do you keep calling my number? Because

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02:01:03,200 --> 02:01:06,440
Speaker 1: the Bona hardwood floor mop will make cleaning? E? You're

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02:01:06,440 --> 02:01:08,960
Speaker 1: a boner dude? Are you kidding me? Take me off

2197
02:01:09,080 --> 02:01:11,640
Speaker 1: your list? Your Bona hardwood floor up squirts a fine

2198
02:01:11,720 --> 02:01:14,640
Speaker 1: mist everywhere? Hello? Do you hear me? Are you even

2199
02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:16,880
Speaker 1: can hear you? Fine? Okay? So why are you not

2200
02:01:17,000 --> 02:01:19,520
Speaker 1: responding to what I'm saying to you? Because I'm letting

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02:01:19,560 --> 02:01:22,360
Speaker 1: you know the features in benefits to me? Listen to me? Hello,

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02:01:22,760 --> 02:01:30,440
Speaker 1: I'm talking. Stop talking? Don't call my house again? Hello?

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02:01:30,840 --> 02:01:33,440
Speaker 1: Can you soon? This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with a

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02:01:33,520 --> 02:01:36,560
Speaker 1: Bona hardwood floor getting me. You could slide your Bona

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02:01:36,640 --> 02:01:39,760
Speaker 1: across any hardwood surface. First of all, are you even

2206
02:01:39,840 --> 02:01:42,920
Speaker 1: talking about sliding a boner as it sweez back and forth?

2207
02:01:43,280 --> 02:01:46,600
Speaker 1: Notice how it doesn't leave any streaks? Gave you my number?

2208
02:01:46,960 --> 02:01:50,200
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You have called here five times

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Speaker 1: about the same mop. You're a list of people to

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02:01:52,480 --> 02:01:55,120
Speaker 1: be called today. Okay, and you called me and I

2211
02:01:55,240 --> 02:01:57,320
Speaker 1: told you no, And if you call here again, I'm

2212
02:01:57,320 --> 02:02:00,680
Speaker 1: gonna call the cops the last man. Are you kidding me?

2213
02:02:00,880 --> 02:02:03,320
Speaker 1: People are using their bona all over the house. I

2214
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:05,360
Speaker 1: don't even know why I'm talking to you. I want

2215
02:02:05,360 --> 02:02:07,120
Speaker 1: your supervisors? You have him? Do you have a maid?

2216
02:02:07,480 --> 02:02:10,640
Speaker 1: Are you should be the ultimate gift? And why do

2217
02:02:10,680 --> 02:02:12,880
Speaker 1: you keep talking like a robot? You didn't give me

2218
02:02:12,960 --> 02:02:15,200
Speaker 1: a chance to explain a little bit about the bonush.

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02:02:15,280 --> 02:02:17,680
Speaker 1: Didn't give me a chance to kick your ass, which

2220
02:02:17,760 --> 02:02:21,480
Speaker 1: is what I'm going to do. Tell me your name again, top,

2221
02:02:21,640 --> 02:02:24,240
Speaker 1: you wrap your hands around the bonus? No, shut up,

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02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:27,360
Speaker 1: Start to get a mop. This is a special mop

2223
02:02:27,440 --> 02:02:30,080
Speaker 1: which quarts a spray. Well, there's no such thing as

2224
02:02:30,080 --> 02:02:33,160
Speaker 1: a special mop, right, swifer quarts a spray and it's

2225
02:02:33,200 --> 02:02:35,760
Speaker 1: like five dollars. You can even use your bona in

2226
02:02:35,840 --> 02:02:37,560
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Do you want you want me to call

2227
02:02:37,600 --> 02:02:40,360
Speaker 1: you twenty times a day and sell you boner If

2228
02:02:40,400 --> 02:02:43,080
Speaker 1: you buy one now, we'll also throw in a refillable

2229
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:46,600
Speaker 1: cartridge and machine washable pad. I'm gonna take eight hundred.

2230
02:02:46,800 --> 02:02:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to shove them all up here. You'll be

2231
02:02:48,960 --> 02:02:51,200
Speaker 1: a happier person with a Bona in your life. But

2232
02:02:51,320 --> 02:02:54,320
Speaker 1: don't take my word for it. Cynthia from Talahassee says,

2233
02:02:54,400 --> 02:02:56,800
Speaker 1: oh my God speaks to my Bona cleaning is a cinch.

2234
02:02:57,080 --> 02:02:59,480
Speaker 1: I love the size of it. Didn't He from Tallahassee

2235
02:02:59,560 --> 02:03:03,840
Speaker 1: a zabbie see it? Dumb or stupid bitch who doesn't

2236
02:03:03,880 --> 02:03:06,120
Speaker 1: have a job and doesn't have anything better to do.

2237
02:03:06,880 --> 02:03:08,760
Speaker 1: I'fe than to sit down and talk on the phone

2238
02:03:08,800 --> 02:03:11,080
Speaker 1: to you. I swear to God if you call me

2239
02:03:11,240 --> 02:03:14,120
Speaker 1: one more time, I am going to find your number,

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02:03:14,360 --> 02:03:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to flut you away. Harassment. Hello, this is

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Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Bona hardwood floor up. Beautifully, Beautify,

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02:03:27,040 --> 02:03:32,440
Speaker 1: protect mop socks. Then you're a big beautify, protect and

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02:03:32,640 --> 02:03:34,960
Speaker 1: restore your hardwood flourish. Is this how you talk to

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02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:37,600
Speaker 1: your girlfriend? Because I can't even believe that you have

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02:03:37,720 --> 02:03:40,520
Speaker 1: a girlfriend, because you're an idiot. You're an idiot. I

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02:03:40,600 --> 02:03:43,440
Speaker 1: sell hardwood mops for a living. No you don't, because

2247
02:03:43,480 --> 02:03:47,880
Speaker 1: who's buying this? It's safe on all wood? Who answer me?

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02:03:48,400 --> 02:03:51,120
Speaker 1: How can you make a sale if you don't talk

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02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:57,040
Speaker 1: to people. I'm paying attention to you you're like a

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Speaker 1: max headroom. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with I

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02:04:05,320 --> 02:04:08,800
Speaker 1: want one. I want one. Listen. I'm in love with

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02:04:08,920 --> 02:04:11,120
Speaker 1: you and I want to have your baby. Can you

2253
02:04:11,160 --> 02:04:13,640
Speaker 1: come to my house right now? Because I really want

2254
02:04:13,680 --> 02:04:15,960
Speaker 1: to have your babies? Which credit card would you want

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02:04:15,960 --> 02:04:18,280
Speaker 1: to I want to own them and suckle them to

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02:04:18,440 --> 02:04:21,920
Speaker 1: my and talk to them about mops every night. I'm

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02:04:21,920 --> 02:04:23,560
Speaker 1: going to go into the room and be like, do

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02:04:23,640 --> 02:04:26,560
Speaker 1: you know why we have such beautiful hardwood floors? Because

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02:04:26,600 --> 02:04:30,240
Speaker 1: your daddy sells mops. He's a genius. He is the

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Speaker 1: best salesperson that has ever lived. And I'm gonna bend

2261
02:04:33,920 --> 02:04:36,200
Speaker 1: down right to their ear and I'm gonna go, baby,

2262
02:04:36,440 --> 02:04:38,280
Speaker 1: do you know about the bone um up? Have you

2263
02:04:38,360 --> 02:04:40,920
Speaker 1: heard about the bonum mop? Little baby? Because that's what

2264
02:04:41,080 --> 02:04:45,800
Speaker 1: made you a millionaires? Yeah? You like that? You like that?

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02:04:46,040 --> 02:04:51,480
Speaker 1: You like that? Baby? Oh I have my baby? Oh God,

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02:04:51,960 --> 02:04:59,560
Speaker 1: floors cleaning, Oh my god? And you've been phone tapped?

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02:05:01,040 --> 02:05:06,000
Speaker 1: What what Courtney? This is scary Jones from Alvisturman in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. In the whole time. No, God, I'm working.

2269
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Speaker 1: We got to talk about the bad when I get this. God,

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Speaker 1: that's my boss you guys man. Phon tab was prerecorded

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Speaker 1: in permission granted by all partisans Elvis Duran Felon tab

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Speaker 1: On Elvis Duran in the Morning shown here. And if

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Speaker 1: you're tired of tossing and turning at night, tri Zequial

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Speaker 1: pure zs all night. It helps you fall asleep naturally

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Speaker 1: and stay asleep longer through the night. Plus it's non

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