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Speaker 1: I just want to finish. Comparison, it sounds trendy audio

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Speaker 1: why we chose this one. This is Alex trying to

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Speaker 1: finish the other day? Can hold up? Can I finish?

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Speaker 1: Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? For real?

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Speaker 1: Like for once in my life? I just want to

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Speaker 1: finish a lot of things you can do with that.

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Speaker 1: to finish? Sure, I want to know who? Probably well,

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Speaker 1: I know it definitely wasn't the other thing that you're

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Speaker 1: Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Of

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Speaker 1: I get that. It's it's hard for Alex understand how

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Speaker 1: It's like a kid when they're party trading with the Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm so jealous because my issues. She just walks in

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Speaker 1: I also wait to to like right before bed lately

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Speaker 1: it's another jewil phone frameyday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Deekins call from bakery. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for mob speaking. Hey there, Mo, how are you? I'm bad?

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Speaker 1: the cake was for. It was to congratulate him on

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Speaker 1: shank you. Oh wow, okay, I can see now that

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Brian. Please. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Brian. Hi Brian. My name is Jewel Fresh.

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Speaker 1: are you serious? Yes? What's up with Olivia? She told

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Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Yeah, if she leaves her boxing

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Speaker 1: Why well, why now it's done? The Jewels show on

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Speaker 1: demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you pretty good? Thank you for asking?

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Speaker 1: So you have a dirty Little Secret? Huh, I do.

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Speaker 1: And it's a little gross. Oh, we welcome that here.

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Speaker 1: So is it like this? Alex had to say something

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Speaker 1: That's not what's going on, is it? Thank God? No?

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Um? So, basically I used

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Speaker 1: just had this conversation. Dude, well, okay, so Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are married. If you didn't know that, blah blah. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's smart. It seems excessive. No, I mean you never know.

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Speaker 1: They could be having a bad day and they could

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Speaker 1: be like you know what, yes, like did we like it?

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Speaker 1: We like these people. But still I'm gonna take that

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Speaker 1: toothbrush and you want to speakable things to it, and

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Speaker 1: then before you know it, you're brushing your teeth with

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Speaker 1: someone's butt. I just don't trust people. The story. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's weird that we just had that conversation. But you

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Speaker 1: do you you've done this. I did for about two months,

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Speaker 1: and I felt like he deserved it, and not only

430
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Speaker 1: he deserved abody asked for it. What do you do? Well,

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Speaker 1: he's like thirty years my senior, he's my roommate. I'm poor.

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Speaker 1: I just took the living situation as is, and he

433
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Speaker 1: would make comments to me that were like inappropriate and

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Speaker 1: like asked me on dates, and worst of all, he

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Speaker 1: would ask to like touch my feet or stuck on

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Speaker 1: my toes. I would feel, yeah, he had a foot

437
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Speaker 1: fetish and I have a foot, sobia it didn't not compatible,

438
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Speaker 1: not a roommate. And also like you know, if he

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Speaker 1: was one of those things where you were going to

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Speaker 1: say he just didn't do the dishes, so I started

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Speaker 1: using his toothbruscious toilet paper. I would be like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a little extreme, but in this case, I think

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Speaker 1: he totally deserved me. So has he gotten sick? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I eventually moved out. I did it till

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Speaker 1: I moved out good, like about two months to get

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Speaker 1: the money together, but I did. Unfortunately, he seems like

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Speaker 1: the kind of guy that if you told him, he

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Speaker 1: would like it. That's why I haven't told him, because

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Speaker 1: that's my fear, is that kind of like, oh, well,

450
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Speaker 1: I'm going out of that situation you want to stay.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you're out of that situation. Yeah. And do

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Speaker 1: you have roommates now? No, I have a husband. I

453
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Speaker 1: guess you have my roommate, you know. Oh yeah, Me

454
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Speaker 1: and my husband are very open with Okay, so it's

455
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Speaker 1: a dirty little cigarette between us and the room and

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Speaker 1: you and your husband. Yes, this roommate can't know the

457
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Speaker 1: obvious reasons. And that's probably why your husband's just like,

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Speaker 1: you know, cool with you all the time, because he

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Speaker 1: does not want to make you angry. Yeah, yeah, maybe

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Speaker 1: that's it. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Well, thanks for calling you guys, have

462
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Speaker 1: a great day. I really love your show. Thank you.

463
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Speaker 1: I seriously wonder how many people use their roommates toothbrush

464
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Speaker 1: to do unspeakable things when they're not at home. A

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Speaker 1: lot probably keep it locked up, throw away the key. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had a friend once that had a party at

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Speaker 1: his house. Right, they had all these people over, this

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Speaker 1: huge party. Anyway, there was a toilet like on the

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Speaker 1: upper level of the house that they were at, and

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Speaker 1: that toilet started overflowing, and so he went to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and like trying to figure out who was right,

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Speaker 1: And then there was a girl there. She came out

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Speaker 1: like and I was like, I don't know, somebody must

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Speaker 1: was like that when I got in here. And then

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Speaker 1: he left it. He's like, I've never seen her before.

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Speaker 1: She was like new to the group or whatever. And

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Speaker 1: I guess after that, the next few days and weeks,

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Speaker 1: he would notice when he would grab his toothbrush that

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Speaker 1: smelled funny. Oh no, And then he looked on the

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Speaker 1: end of the toothbrush, not the toothbrush end where you

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Speaker 1: brush with, but the other end and there was a

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Speaker 1: little stain right there, and that's when they realized that

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Speaker 1: it was her who did it. But she took it

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Speaker 1: out and put it in the sink and shoved it

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Speaker 1: down the sink with the toothbrush. What oh. I think

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Speaker 1: she was embarrassed that she plugged the toilet up, and

487
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Speaker 1: so she's trying to get rid of it because he

488
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Speaker 1: was knocking on the door because the toilet was over.

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Speaker 1: Play Dad, Play Yeah, I'm falling over and playing Dad.

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Speaker 1: My mom always told me, she's like, you ever fall

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Speaker 1: in front of a group of people and your embarrassed?

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Speaker 1: Just play Dad. Then Jubil Show on demand and Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news they report. Is for Thursday,

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Speaker 1: April twenty first, twenty twenty two, Alex Fresh's birthday. I

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Speaker 1: like a date, I'm like familiar, breaking news right now,

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Speaker 1: breaking news. I'm thirty late. Breaking this just in on

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Speaker 1: the iron N, the Idiot News Network for adiots an't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. It's Alex Fresh's birthday. To day

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Speaker 1: fake news. Keep you up to date all day long

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Speaker 1: with continuing coverage of birthday Gate. Twenty twenty two. Happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: That's fake news. I'm kidding, it's not. It's my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Ye, Happy birthday, Alex. Happy birthday. For my

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Speaker 1: iron N story today, in honor of Alex's birthday, I

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Speaker 1: have a story about probing Ranus. I'm sorry, come again,

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Speaker 1: but first let's meet the idiots. But first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. Sorry, thank you. I'm Alex Fresh and Kendall

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Speaker 1: Jenner is so rich. How rich is she? She's so

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Speaker 1: rich that I saw a video of her during an

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Speaker 1: interview recently and her sisters called her something that she

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Speaker 1: needed them to explain because she didn't know what it meant.

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Speaker 1: And all I can say is I stand with her

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Speaker 1: because the word sex and should be eliminated from our

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Speaker 1: vocabulary and dictionary altogether. Well about that coming right up

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Speaker 1: my story. I'm Christian Grace Snow in my Eudie, and

516
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Speaker 1: the news is putting my viewing record of the film

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Speaker 1: Selena to shame. I'll tell you more about that coming

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Speaker 1: up in my story. That's coming up in my bordy.

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Speaker 1: All right, more on those stories in just a second.

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Speaker 1: Before we first started the day in the I and

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Speaker 1: in Theidian News Network, rading scars. They report the news.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna read this news story because it's hilarious. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you might not care about it at all, but the

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Speaker 1: story is funny, Okay. Astronomers say that probing uranus should

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Speaker 1: be a top priority. Lord uranus uranus, Okay, I know

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Speaker 1: that's the correct way to pronounce it. Important news in

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Speaker 1: the world of science. I'm just gonna read this story

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Speaker 1: important news in the world of science. Astronomers say that

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Speaker 1: probing uranus could be a top priority, and they want

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Speaker 1: NASA to stop putting it off and go for it.

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Speaker 1: All right, we still haven't studied uranus in depth, so

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Speaker 1: they want to create something called the uranus orbiter and probe.

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Speaker 1: It would orbit around your anus and then drop a

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Speaker 1: probe deep into your anis's atmosphere. I mean, sounds fun

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Speaker 1: search to me, like NASA finally put a gay person

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Speaker 1: on staff. This is the way they wrote the news story.

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00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Unfortunately, it won't happen quickly and could take

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Speaker 1: a while if they get started now. If they get

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Speaker 1: started now, they say, we could be probing your innis

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Speaker 1: in about ten years. Wow, that's amazing. Just go to

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Speaker 1: lovers so there you go, NASA, get the probing. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: this is the the Idiot News Network where adios are

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Speaker 1: just in the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to alex Freyash, who's on

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Speaker 1: location in Birthday Bill. Yeah, I'm on a set with

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Speaker 1: the Kardashes. So they were they were doing an interview

547
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Speaker 1: for their new show and they're playing game. They were

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Speaker 1: choosing someone who best fits the words okay, and they

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Speaker 1: chose Kindle Jenner for the word frugal. Okay, Kindle general,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I don't like that word. It's just

551
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: like a weird word altogether. Yeah, and there's better words

552
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: that we can come up for frugal the actual definition,

553
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: which means like you're careful with money, good with your money. Yeah.

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00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: She looks at Corny and it was like, what does

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Speaker 1: that mean? As she goes it just means that you're

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Speaker 1: careful about the cost of things and like you're careful

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Speaker 1: with money, and she was, oh, yeah, I'm cheap like that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like, I don't like frugal. I don't like

559
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Speaker 1: being frugal. You don't. Let's go to Gucci, let's do it. Well, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kindled baby frugal because she just doesn't have as

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Speaker 1: much money as the other ones. I mean, I feel

562
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Speaker 1: like she has enough kindle. She has like forty million

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Speaker 1: dollars kindle. Some NBA player. Yeah, Oh, she's really private

564
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Speaker 1: about the dating. Really. Yeah. The other ones aren't, but

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Speaker 1: she is. It's some how she gets to be lucky

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Speaker 1: and not sharing any personal details about her. She's hardly

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Speaker 1: ever in the news, probably because he gave her frugal.

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Speaker 1: What's those NBA players? Well, I know that's start next story.

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Speaker 1: Let's send it down over to Christian Grace now. Tristan Oh,

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Speaker 1: Tristan Thomas mar yep, definitely those guys at Frugal. I'm

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Speaker 1: on location in Florida, where you know, as COVID is

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Speaker 1: coming to an n people are heading back to the theaters,

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Speaker 1: but not as much as this man who spent thirty

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars on tickets to see Spider Man No

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Speaker 1: Way Home almost three hundred times in theaters between its

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Speaker 1: release day at the end of twenty twenty one in

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Speaker 1: March of this year, and so I bragged that I've

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Speaker 1: easily seen the Selena movie like two hundred times. I

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Speaker 1: can quote it from beginning to end this mofo put

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Speaker 1: me to Shane, is he did some sort of like

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Speaker 1: world record? He did? He said, a world record. He

582
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Speaker 1: spent almost seven hundred and twenty hours watching the film

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Speaker 1: two hundred and ninety two times. What was the record

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Speaker 1: for sadness world for free time? Apparently first spare time? Yeah,

585
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Speaker 1: way too much time on your hands. Maybe he works

586
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Speaker 1: at the movie theater he gets in for free and

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Speaker 1: this is just endless promo for that spent thirty five

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Speaker 1: hundred never mind, this is the man that was the

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Speaker 1: i N the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. The tune in tomorrow, Yes, yeah, same

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Speaker 1: time for another hard hitting report from the I n N.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully we have an update on that uranus brobing story.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully we don't remember, I mean, I'm open. We do

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Speaker 1: remember you of all the show on social media? Did

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Speaker 1: you will show? Follow us all individually? I met Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: you saw me taking a drink of mice. Movie I'm

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Speaker 1: at did you Bil show on demand? It's another Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone frameyday mornings on that's one ees. Hello, Hey todd

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Speaker 1: Sparks calling from fitness. Is this Sasha? Oh? Yeah, Hi, Sasha,

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Speaker 1: how you do and it's your new personal trainer Todd Sparks. Hi, Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's so nice to meet you. It is nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you too. And I'm guessing you had no idea

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Speaker 1: that I'd be the guy training you. Huh uh No,

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Speaker 1: I mean they didn't tell me who, so well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: sit it though. Yeah, I'm only doing this for, you know,

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Speaker 1: to make a little extra cash. Also, I like getting

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Speaker 1: in the mix to motivate people. I like getting to

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Speaker 1: the nitty gritty you think. Hey, Todd Sparks, Wow, international

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Speaker 1: author of those great motivational books that I've heard about. Right,

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Speaker 1: he's doing personal training at the gym. How can that

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Speaker 1: be the guy's got it made? Fact is, yes, of course.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard of my books Todd Sparks from

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Speaker 1: the Spark Back in Your Life. Um No, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so. Maybe you've heard of my follow up book,

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Speaker 1: Todd Sparks spark Up Another One. Oh okay, I just

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Speaker 1: I just really wanted some personal training. I'm not like

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Speaker 1: you got it okay. Even more than that, you got

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Speaker 1: some personal training for the gym. Yes, Also what I

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Speaker 1: do complete three sixty Life Coaching Todd Sparks on the phone. Here,

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Speaker 1: you're a new personal trainer. I'm gonna put the spark

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Speaker 1: back in your life. Are you being like for real?

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Speaker 1: Are you just like what are you doing? Like? I

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Speaker 1: just want to work out. Looking We're gonna work out everything.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna work out the body, the mind, the soul.

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Speaker 1: We're going to teach you how to believe it and

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Speaker 1: achieve it the todd Sparks Way. Todd Sparks the spark

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Speaker 1: back in your life. When you can first come in

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Speaker 1: some of my books so you can read them to

630
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Speaker 1: help you out. And then just tell me a little

631
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Speaker 1: bit about what you want to achieve in the gym. Well,

632
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: I just want to work out and start feeling better

633
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: and looking better. And I'm going on vacation and so

634
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm just looking to work on my fitness. Do me

635
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Speaker 1: a favor. Okay, visualize the perfect you Okay, think about it.

636
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: However much weight you want to drop, put the spark

637
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Speaker 1: in it. Put the spark and burn that weight off,

638
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: all spark in it. Think about any toning up you

639
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: want to do in the gym. Visualize it, actually see

640
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 1: it in your mind's eye and know that it's true.

641
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: Put the spark back in those muscles and to them up.

642
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: Are you visualizing it? No? Okay, you keep talking about

643
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 1: the spark thing and like I get it, like it's

644
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 1: your name, but like I just want to like you're

645
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: not giving me anything that I'm actually gonna work, Like

646
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna look in the mirror and tell myself

647
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 1: I have a spark in me. I don't understand what

648
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: you're saying. Spark is not literal. It's my catchrase, todd Sparks.

649
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: Spark back in your life, and I want to help

650
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Speaker 1: you burn up the world. Girl. I just made that

651
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Speaker 1: one up, burn up the world. I'm gonna write that

652
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Speaker 1: down real quick and taking up. Okay, So what I

653
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: want you to do, though, is just visualize it for me.

654
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: I do you have, like anything? What is this phone

655
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: call supposed to be about? Like, get to what we'll

656
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: be doing in the gym. That's just it. This is

657
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: actually a surprise session. Todd Sparks does work in mysterious ways.

658
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: So congratulations on your first course in my new workout plan.

659
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: Think thin thin is actually a mindset. Tone is actually

660
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: a mindset. We're not even gonna work out at all.

661
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna call you at our point in time

662
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: every week. We're gonna talk a little bit about it,

663
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: and by the end of it, you will be thin

664
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Speaker 1: and tone, just like you want to be thin as

665
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: a mindset. It's a new book series that I'm coming

666
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: out with. What I am paying for you to call me? No,

667
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: I want to work out in the gym. That's what

668
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: I signed up. And am I going to be charged

669
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 1: for this call? Well? Of course this counts is one

670
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: of your training sessions. Also, you're going to be charged

671
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: for the book that I'm going to send you about

672
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: paying for some guy to tell me you think my

673
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: way thin. It doesn't work like that. I'm not paying

674
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: for this bullet Okay, well then don't and I'll just

675
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: let you know it's a phone prank and you don't

676
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: have to pay for it at all. What. Yeah, this

677
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone

678
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: prank on you and your husband set you up. Oh

679
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: thank god. You just book some personal training sessions and

680
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: I thought todd Sparks could call you help you in

681
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 1: the right state of mind, because then as a mindset,

682
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: being tone is a mindset don't need to lift all

683
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: those other weights. You're welcome. Todd Sparks Spark Back in

684
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Speaker 1: Your Life, The Jewel Show on Demand, The Jewel Show

685
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: on Demand. It's time War of the Roses only on

686
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show. Casey is on the phone today for

687
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: a War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and

688
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: she thinks that her husband, Gabe of six years, might

689
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: be cheating on her. Casey, thank you for your emails. Sorry,

690
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: you have to come on the show like this. I

691
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: say that to everybody because it sucks to be cheated on.

692
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: Why do you think Gabe was cheating? Um, so we

693
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: struggle in bed. We've been together for six years. But

694
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Speaker 1: it's not it's not the time that that is the issue.

695
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: It's that, Um, Gabe has always had an issue or

696
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: you know, it's been challenging for him to um, you know,

697
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: like get it, like rise to the occasion. Is that

698
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: where we're going. Yeah, he's always had that problem. Yeah,

699
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's just yes, But I don't it's

700
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: never been a big deal, not an issue for me.

701
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 1: Our relationship was never based on you know, becauysicality. Um,

702
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 1: We've always connected emotionally more than physically, so it wasn't

703
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: a problem. And then I found viagress in his nightstand

704
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: and his bedside table, and I'll know what to think.

705
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: Are you saying that he's not using it with you?

706
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 1: I mean, noe. What if he didn't tell you that

707
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 1: he's using it with you? Yeah, I mean that would

708
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: be really weird, but that he didn't tell me, But

709
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: then I would be getting you know, at least then

710
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: i'd be getting them. I mean, I could see how

711
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: he would like, maybe he doesn't want I mean for

712
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: a guy, that'd be a very insecure thing, right, if

713
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: you're not secure and comfortable going like, hey, things aren't

714
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: working very well, which is a very hard thing for

715
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: people to do. In that department. I could see somebody

716
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: taking viagra on the down low just so they just

717
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: because they're insecure about it, right, But if it's not

718
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: working and things have been the same in the bedroom,

719
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: it would seem to me like he's not taking it

720
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: when you guys, because I mean, I think you would

721
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: notice the difference, But I don't know. Well, it was

722
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: about half gone, like the bottom was half gone. And

723
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: it's not been good for a long Our life has

724
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: not been good for a long time was there on

725
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: it or anything not that I could find. I mean,

726
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: I mean maybe like an expiration day. I didn't look

727
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: for that. I mostly was just like, what is this

728
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: half used bottle of biograph? And we are still not

729
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: having sex? So clearly right, like he's taking it and

730
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: I'm not reaping the benefits. So do you think that

731
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: he's bringing somebody over or rather maybe just I was

732
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: just curious if you think that he's taking it with

733
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 1: him doing it somewhere, or if you think that somebody's

734
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: coming over and he's using it there. But how long

735
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: has it been since you and him have actually done it?

736
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 1: Probably at least six months? What? Wow? What? What would

737
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:47,919
Speaker 1: you guys consider a healthy healthy frequency? Usually once every

738
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: couple of months was pretty regular for us. I mean

739
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound too connected to me, to be honest,

740
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: I think I feel like that part of relationship is

741
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: very important. Not that I don't want to. I do

742
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: want to, and he wants to, but he has always

743
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: had an issue and then he gets stressed out about

744
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: having the issue, and then it turns what's supposed to

745
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: be a really great thing into a really awkward and

746
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: tense thing, and so it's not want to, you know,

747
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: so you think that he must be using that viagra

748
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 1: with somebody else. It would make sense, and you didn't

749
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: ask him about it. So now you've just been wondering,

750
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: is there anything else going on other than finding a

751
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: half empty bottle of viagra? I mean, like I said,

752
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: it's probably the longest that we've gone without sex. But

753
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: it hasn't felt like there's been some massive shift, you know,

754
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: in six years is it's not like it's when we

755
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 1: first started dating. But I haven't been worried. I haven't

756
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: felt like, oh god, we're headed into some terrible territory.

757
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: But you know, obviously things are bad enough that's called

758
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: you guys. So yeah, all right, well we'll see if

759
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 1: we can figure it out. What grocery store are you, guys?

760
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 1: Rewards cards members at market? Okay, all right, cool, Well,

761
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 1: we'll call from the and we'll say that we just

762
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: opened up a new floral apartment and we're giving random

763
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: Rewards card members a special gift. Every month, somebody wins

764
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: free flowers delivered to anybody they want in the entire universe,

765
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 1: and we'll see if he sends them to you or

766
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: somebody else. Okay, all right, let's see what happens yet,

767
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: play a song, then come back and then call him

768
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: and find out if your husband is using that viagra.

769
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: Was somebody else or himself. Either one is weird. I

770
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: hope that's real and we'll find out rafter. This was

771
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,919
Speaker 1: the War of the Roses sketch Cheater. It's a jewel

772
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: show right in the middle of War the Roses to

773
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: catch a cheater and if you're just joining us. Casey

774
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: is on the phone and she thinks that her husband,

775
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: Gabe might be cheating on her because they aren't intimate

776
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: that much. It's been about six months since they've even

777
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: really done anything at all, and even when they have

778
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 1: been intimate, he's got a problem, yeah, raising the flag.

779
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: And recently Casey found a half used bottle of viagra

780
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: in his nightstand and she knows that he hasn't been

781
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: using that with her, so she's wondering where he's been

782
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 1: using it because it's been about six months since they've

783
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: done anything. Like I said, so we're about to call

784
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: him from the grocery store that they shop out and

785
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: say they we're doing a promotion where one random Rewards

786
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: member wins a free bouquet of flowers delivered to anybody

787
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: they want and see if he gives us his wife's

788
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: name or someone else's, and then we'll find out if

789
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: he d sgting or not. All right, casey, are you ready? Yeah? Okay,

790
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: all right, let's do it. Here we go. He Hey,

791
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: this is Joe bon from Congratulations. Am I speaking with Gabe? Ye? Yeah, Gabe, congratulations,

792
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: you're this month's winner, okay, winner of what? Well. As

793
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,720
Speaker 1: a way of saying thank you for being a Rewards

794
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: card member, every single month, we're offering one random Rewards

795
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: member a free bouquet of flowers from our flooral department,

796
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: delivered anywhere in the entire universe for free. Just say

797
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: thank you. So you can deliver them to yourself if

798
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: you want to thank yourself, or you can go ahead

799
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 1: and thank someone else. Yeah that actually, this is this

800
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: is perfect. I would love to I would love to

801
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 1: do that. That would be great. It's thirty six long

802
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: stem red roses. It's just our way to say thank you.

803
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 1: So do you know right out right now who you'd

804
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: like to send them to? Because I can go ahead

805
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: and get the ball rolling or the flower flying, whatever

806
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: it's called. I don't know, but I can get it

807
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: started now, you know what? Yeah? Yeah, actually I think

808
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: that I think that this would be perfect, um for

809
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: for a lady I just met. Actually her name is

810
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: is Uh would you do? I just give you her

811
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: name and you and we can start there. It's it's

812
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 1: Angela and then we got a last name on that one. Yeah,

813
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: it's okay. Before I get the address and stuff. I

814
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: don't know if you have that ready to go? Um,

815
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: do you have anything that you want to put on

816
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: a card to Angelo? You know? Yeah, actually I'm seeing her.

817
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: It is Saturday, and do you think it would be

818
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: we could get them in before Saturday. We can do

819
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: the same day. Oh wow, just I guess on the card?

820
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: You right? Just to see you Saturday, baby doll. I

821
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: think that would be good. So he got some plans

822
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: on Saturday obviously. Yeah. Yeah, yeah we're going ice skating.

823
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Is are you taking your wife? Yeah?

824
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: Uh no, I don't. Um, she's a friend of mine.

825
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: You know what are you taking your Are you taking

826
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: your wife with you? Though? Uh? Did? I'm not? No?

827
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: Who is this? I'm sorry? Who are you? Oh? This

828
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My

829
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: name is Jewels Alex and I'm Christian Grayce now and

830
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: your wife, Casey is also on the phone. Yeah ye

831
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: what yeah, yep. We do a segment on show where

832
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: trying to catch people cheating, and your wife thought you

833
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her and seems to me like

834
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 1: she might be right. What hey, who's Angela's going on? Crazy?

835
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: Who is Angela her game? She? Sure? Uh, you know

836
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 1: it's not It's not what it sounds like. Um, I

837
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: would love to hear what it actually is. If it's

838
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: not what it sounds like, what is it? What do

839
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: you think it's sounds like Angela? You're easing to biagra with?

840
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: Is this? It? Is? She? The last year? Yeah? I

841
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: found it? You know you fash because you're not using

842
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: it with me, because you're hasn't worked for months? Why

843
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: Why were you going through my stuff? Why are you

844
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: cheating on me? We have not I cannot believe it.

845
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: Six years not I have her here? Okay, Look, I

846
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: haven't been happy for a long time, and I feel

847
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: like you know that, and you know Angela's she got

848
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 1: more energy and she you know, she makes me feel

849
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: young again. So oh, okay, you think I've been happy?

850
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 1: I'd love to get railed and right now and then,

851
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: but definitely go out and looks like stupid. Oh my god,

852
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: I don't call Angela. She is not. She's a nice woman.

853
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 1: How much do you care about these pills because I'm

854
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: gonna throw them in the toilet a piece of I

855
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: don't know what to say. Okay, I'm sorry, Okay, you

856
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: can totally disappoint Angela just the way I've been disappointed.

857
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: Ye okay, sorry, Yeah, you know what's fine. She's blowing

858
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: all up in who cares? Okay, I don't care? Oh well, good, well, great,

859
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: enjoy Angela. The fact that two else did I not

860
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,399
Speaker 1: pick up on that? Two? Well? Two else? Weird Dutch?

861
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: Oh all right, okay, Well I like that he paused

862
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: to tell me that it was Dutch. Wasn't expecting casey.

863
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that. But it sounds like it's

864
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: better off. It sounds like just things weren't working all around.

865
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: She sounds like she's and she's probably a lot more dumb.

866
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: So fine, whatever they can. Uh, I've been released from

867
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: the hell of no sex. That's how I'm going to

868
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: think of it. Well, there you go. I like how

869
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: it first year like it's not a big deal very much.

870
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: They're gonna we don't for six months. It's fine. And

871
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: then you find this out and you're like, I've been

872
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 1: waiting for it. You get to go have all the fun. Yes,

873
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: go have fun. Yeah, go enjoy yourself. Thanks. I will,

874
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: In fact, I will, all right, we'll try to keep

875
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: your head up, all right. Thanks for everybody. Somebody The

876
00:46:49,920 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey,

877
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? I'm hanging in there? How

878
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 1: are you? I'm hanging in there as well. We're all

879
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: hanging in here. I'm sitting Yeah, I guess I'm sitting.

880
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: A good point. I'm sitting in here, and you haven't

881
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: Dirty a Little Secret? I do. Yeah. Our producer been at.

882
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: One of our producers told us that you're very nervous

883
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: right now. I am, because oh gosh, I just you know,

884
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: friends or family might hear it and they'll be like,

885
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: I know who that is? Oh yeah, Oh you'd be surprised.

886
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna know no subject. Yeah. People think all the

887
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: time that you like, they'll recognize your voice. I mean,

888
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: if the story is very like specific and you use

889
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: their first and last name they might know, like my

890
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: mom Janice Dinkins. Then then that's your mom's name. She's

891
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 1: gonna know that you're talking about her and who you are,

892
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 1: trying to make your voice like a little bit like

893
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 1: deeper than Yeah, you're good to go. This guy's your

894
00:47:53,840 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 1: what if you want hello? Stuff like, that's Jennis Tekinson's

895
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: daughter on the alright, so trust us, you're good. Nobody

896
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: will know who it is. What's your dirty little secret?

897
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: My dirty little secret is that I am mentally exhausted

898
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: by my far right wing friends and family members that

899
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: are just very deep in conspiracy theory. You hate me?

900
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: What's your favorite conspiracy theory that they're on right now?

901
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: You hate? Oh, the COVID treatment right now is killing

902
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: everybody in the hospitals because it's snake's venom. I'm like,

903
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, what okay, I'm just killing I'm not

904
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: like that is it for real? I don't know, No,

905
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just the new one around, you know,

906
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: And there's always something. It's getting to the point where

907
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: like people that are buried that deep. The world's gonna

908
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: end in six weeks. But if it doesn't end in

909
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: six weeks, just wait it's going to happen in another

910
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,479
Speaker 1: six weeks. At the end of the world. Date gets

911
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: extended all the time. Every year, there's about three or

912
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: four times where those people go, the world is ending

913
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: on this day and I know it, And then they're like,

914
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: I meant this day next year and I know it. Right.

915
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 1: Keep doing that. Eventually they're gonna be right though, right.

916
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: And here's the sad part. And I guess for like

917
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: a message to listeners that are either in the conspiracy

918
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: world or you have family members, you know, a gentle

919
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,439
Speaker 1: reminder is like go within and stop, you know, trying

920
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: to find something that's just so outside of you. It's

921
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: almost getting to point where it's sad. It's all they

922
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 1: can talk about. It's the only conversation they can hold

923
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: and have. And it's like, you know what, I think

924
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: you should do? What bank your own death? Just bounce

925
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: out bank your death. And they love conspiracy theories anyway,

926
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 1: so it doesn't matter if there's holes in your story

927
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: to give them something talk about exactly, you know what

928
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: make if you should just start messing with them, just

929
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: start coming off like it's fun to think of conspiracy theories.

930
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: I thought of a fun one the other day based

931
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: on COVID that you can share with them and see

932
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,919
Speaker 1: if they take it and run with it and find

933
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: it on a blog somewhere. Okay, you know how the

934
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 1: COVID like messed with people smelling and their noses and stuff,

935
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 1: and people are designed to breathe through their nose, like literally,

936
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: that's in our genetics. That's how we're supposed to breathe

937
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: through our nose. Your nose is for breathing, your mouth

938
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: is for eating. Okay, that's the way we were designed.

939
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: The breath or you nose. It actually is very good

940
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: for your brain and for your nervous system, and it

941
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: helps you regulate. And I think we're trying to be controlled.

942
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,479
Speaker 1: They created COVID to mess with our noses and ruin

943
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: our noses so we can't breathe well through them anymore,

944
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: and they're closing up, so we have to breathe through

945
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: our mouth, so we can't regulate ourselves very well, so

946
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: we can be controlled by the gourds. Sew her family

947
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: listens to the show. They just heard this topic of

948
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: discussion the next six weeks, and I just made it

949
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: up cool, like make it fun for yourself. Yeah, you know,

950
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: if you have to be around them, just see if

951
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: they'll believe anything that you come up with. As we'll

952
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: have the last laugh. You don't have to be around them.

953
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: That's true too. What Alex said there is very true.

954
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: People feel like they have to be around their family

955
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: just because their family. You don't necessarily have to. You

956
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: can be like, Hey, I'm a grown adult and so

957
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just go hang out with people I want to.

958
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: You could try that. Yeah, that's a great idea. Easier

959
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: said than done, but I'll try to work out those kinks. Yeah,

960
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: good luck. Did Jebel show on demand? Ball frosh here,

961
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: Alex frosh Uh, it's Alex here, Christian Gracene, it's Christian,

962
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: but also here bred New nailed it. I'm here and

963
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 1: on the phone, palm dam you guess you here? Yes? Okay, good? Yes? English?

964
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: Heaven crickets English Evan Nope, not here, not here, But

965
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. We're still gonna play beat the brit Oh

966
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: him sick today? Yeah, English even is out sick. He

967
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: gets sick more than anybody I know, except if you

968
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: ask him about it, He's never sick, which is weird.

969
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: You look at that he'll say that I'm never I'm

970
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: never sick, I never ever get sick. I'm like, dude,

971
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: you're out every like at least once a week here.

972
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: So he's like, no, I'm not. Yeah, what are you

973
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: talking about? Pam? It is Pam on the phone to

974
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: play Beat the brit today. You're not gonna play English

975
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: Evan because he's out sick even though he never ever

976
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: gets sick. And you're gonna play Christian Gray snow in

977
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 1: this place. Hi, Pam, Hi, how are you today? I'm good,

978
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: I'm ready to play this. Are you ready? Oh yes,

979
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm ready. All right, We're gonna send Christian out of

980
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: the studio. It's Beat the Christian. That sounds bad too, um. Anyway,

981
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: he's of the studio, Pam. The game is played like this.

982
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds answers many questions as possible if

983
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: you don't know, and just say pasta and Christian has

984
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: to beat you out right to win. All right, here

985
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: we go, thank you? All right? So the theme for

986
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: today is all about the meats, perfect for Christian. Yeah

987
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: all right, Pam, your time starts now. What is the

988
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: main meat and meat loaf, hamburger? What is the most

989
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:28,919
Speaker 1: popular way people order their steak. Media were who wore

990
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 1: the meat dress of the twenty ten MTV Video Music Awards,

991
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: Lady Garga, what fast food chain slogan is all about

992
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: the meats? Burger king? What is the main ingredient in

993
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 1: a veggie? Patty veggie? What is the most tender cut

994
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: of a steak? Through? All? Right, your time is up.

995
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: Good job, Pam. We'll bring a Christian back into the

996
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: studio and while we wait for him to get in

997
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: here and get his headphones on, what's something interesting that

998
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: you would like the world to know about you. I

999
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: have a lot of adopted kids, you do, a lot

1000
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: of I love that a lot? How many's a lot?

1001
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,240
Speaker 1: They're not really adopted, but they're my kids with friends

1002
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: that all call me mom. That's cute. Yeah, So how

1003
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 1: old are your kids? Thirty two, twenty four and my

1004
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: twins will be twenty one in a couple of months.

1005
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow, fun. All their friends are also your kid. Yep.

1006
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: They'll come and call me, you know, want to come

1007
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: get picked up when they're drunk or whatever. And I'm

1008
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: always there for them. No, that's nice of you, it is.

1009
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that for grown as adults thirty two

1010
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: find your way home calling over all right, well you

1011
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 1: did a good job. And now Christians back in studio

1012
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: with his headphones on, and here we go, here we go,

1013
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 1: all right, Christians say, for today is all about the meats? Perfect? Yeah,

1014
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: something's just working up. Okay, all right, Christian, your time

1015
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: starts now. What is the main meat in meat loaf, hamburger?

1016
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: What is the most popular way people order their steak? Medium? Rare?

1017
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: Who wore the meat dress of the twenty tenous food

1018
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: chain slogan? Is all about the meats, All about the meats,

1019
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: all about the meat Arby's. What is the mean ingredient

1020
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: in VegT you patty beans? What is the most tender

1021
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: cut of a steak flight? What type of meat is

1022
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: hassan feffer? What the hell right is that? How you say?

1023
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: Has feber a sausa? Just German? Right? What type of

1024
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: meat is it? We have animal? A pig? Okay, all right,

1025
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: let's send it over the scoreboard and see how you

1026
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 1: guys did with our scoreboard. Our executive producer bread every day,

1027
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm sho Nolan. Pam, you did a good job. You

1028
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:50,720
Speaker 1: got three, correct, Pam? Christian got five? Oh god, Christian

1029
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: be all right, you are about meat than I thought.

1030
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: All right, well, let's go over the answer some about that?

1031
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: Do that? What does the mean meat and meat loaf,

1032
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: ground beef? What is the most popular way people order

1033
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: their steak? Well done? Is right? Next time? Who wore

1034
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: the meat dress at the twenty ten MTV Video Music

1035
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 1: Awards A Lady Gaga? What fast food chain slogan is

1036
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: all about the meats? Arby's? What is the main ingredient

1037
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 1: in a veggie patty? No meat? You guys should have

1038
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 1: known that one which is no meat actually has bean?

1039
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: So oh yeah, they both got it right. What is

1040
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: the most tender cut of a steak? Flamingony? What type

1041
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: of meat is? Hassam Feffer a rabbit? Jee gave me

1042
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: last question? Yeah, poor rabbit. Last night, Alex goes, nobody's

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Speaker 1: going to know the answer to that, because I was

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Speaker 1: She was like, what's another kind of meat? I was like,

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Speaker 1: Hassm Feffer, it's rabbit, And She's like, nobody's going to

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Speaker 1: know the answer to that. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: if they watched Bugs Bunny they would, because that's where

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Speaker 1: I learned it. Also was just last weekend too, soon. Well, Pam, good,

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Speaker 1: good dime, and I mean good try Ben for trying,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to send you some Jewel Show swagger, So

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Speaker 1: hang on a lot. SWA can get your info. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, thanks for playing fam, Thanks Pam. Ye remember

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Speaker 1: we played Beat the Britt every single Tuesday and Thursday

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Speaker 1: at this time, so tune in next time when we

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Speaker 1: beat the Christian Christian Christian anyway. The Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand