Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What happened? Nothing? What's going on here? Nothing
Speaker 1: at all? Just talking to the void, hoping someone's listening.
Speaker 1: What's me with you? Nothing?
Speaker 2: But it's Friday. Oh wow, this is Friday. Yeah, Serial
Speaker 2: Killers Friday, Episode sixty seven, sixty six, sixty seven sixty six,
Speaker 2: sixty seven sixty six. Once again, this is episode sixty seven.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot you just edited sixty six and are
Speaker 1: going to send it to me, but you mistitled it
Speaker 1: in that email. Forget that, yes said, I guess true.
Speaker 1: What's gonna be?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Tell you what's Sai regul been like Sapi you kill?
Speaker 1: It's their life dual everything from Checks Vanilla to Chrispys.
Speaker 1: We have reviewed.
Speaker 2: Checks Vanilla yeah, and of Rice yeah many times, many times,
Speaker 2: many different varieties. So welcome to this episode. I'm Scotty B.
Speaker 2: That's Andrew over there.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just dimeonh ahead.
Speaker 2: I know your mouth was open. You were about to
Speaker 2: say something.
Speaker 1: I was going to say. Can you cut out the
Speaker 1: whole part in the beginning when I thought it was
Speaker 1: episode sixty six?
Speaker 2: No, not doing that, No, but it should. Welcome to
Speaker 2: this episode. It's December twentieth, Wow, Christmas is.
Speaker 1: Five days away. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? I wish I had some jingle bells
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 1: I mean, you have a whole sound system of sound effects.
Speaker 1: It's too long for me to find them. And it's
Speaker 1: just really you pull up diabetes pretty quick. It's going
Speaker 1: to die.
Speaker 2: That's saved. People don't know how this works in here.
Speaker 2: It's you know, whatever.
Speaker 1: Tells me you could train anybody to do it?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what I'm going to call this episode?
Speaker 2: What blueberry too?
Speaker 1: Gross? What do you mean gross? Uh?
Speaker 2: All right, I just don't like the bank listening to
Speaker 2: serial Killers. This has been episode sixty seven.
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend, Merry Christmas. Can't do anything, Mary Christler,
Speaker 1: I'll do it all right. Would you like classic or new?
Speaker 1: And Drew my friend old pal oh buddy, old pal
Speaker 1: well Sport. I think we should go with new. You
Speaker 1: want new? Yes? Are you sure? No? We could go classic?
Speaker 2: No, we can go new?
Speaker 1: Okay, good? All I fine. So going down to the
Speaker 1: cereal sack.
Speaker 2: We had the sister of this cereal two episodes ago.
Speaker 1: You loved it.
Speaker 2: It's your favorite favorite new cereal.
Speaker 1: This one.
Speaker 2: You're like, you're rolling your eyes I'm not gonna like
Speaker 2: that one. Well, you didn't even try it yet.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It's from Kellogg's and it's Eggo Blueberry Waffle cereal. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll see if this one smells like maple syrup too.
Speaker 1: Okay. If it sells like maple syrup, then I'm fine.
Speaker 1: The best part about the Eggo cereal, which I ate
Speaker 1: all of, was the taste of the buttery waffle. And
Speaker 1: this one, it's like, I don't want, like when you
Speaker 1: go to a diner, do you get blueberry pancakes? Like
Speaker 1: I don't like blueberry pancakes. I don't like chocolate pancakes.
Speaker 1: I just like a plain pancake with butter and maple syrup.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling you're gonna eat your words after
Speaker 1: you eat this cereal. You're such an ahole.
Speaker 2: Thank you, You're welcome. It looked a little bit like
Speaker 2: honeycomb a little bit, right, Yeah, but I don't hate
Speaker 2: it back when.
Speaker 1: I might actually like this why because the blueberry in
Speaker 1: it doesn't look overpower.
Speaker 2: H No, it's amazing. It smells just like a blueberry
Speaker 2: waffle from Eggo. We we have blueberry waffles in the house,
Speaker 2: and this smells exactly like.
Speaker 1: It with maple syrup. No syrup, it's blueberry.
Speaker 2: Back when Eggo had cereals in the early two thousands, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was the homestyle or whatever, the maple one and
Speaker 2: they had cinnamon sugar or cinnamon something like that. This
Speaker 2: is the first one of blueberry for Eggo.
Speaker 1: Off. Do you know what my favorite was with the Eggos?
Speaker 1: The four little ones that were.
Speaker 2: The cinnamon toast. Yeah, I think that's what the cereal was.
Speaker 2: Actually think it was cinnamon toast.
Speaker 1: And then for a while they tried to do the
Speaker 1: ones with a maple syrup baked in on the inside.
Speaker 1: I actually really.
Speaker 2: Liked those really Oh yeah, frozen ones. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't remember that.
Speaker 1: It had the maple syrup cooked like in the inside.
Speaker 1: So when you would cook it, it wasn't like the
Speaker 1: most genius thing though, because it would just melt and
Speaker 1: get all goofy.
Speaker 2: But when you cook it, then you toast it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, cooke toast. I mean I didn't know we
Speaker 1: were getting that specific.
Speaker 2: Going down to the fridge for our delicious bowl and
Speaker 2: basket reduced fat two percent milk today.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Out they're not sponsors, no Okay,
Speaker 1: you know whose brand it is? This is stopping chot
Speaker 1: No Wegmans, no, uh where shop? Right? Yeah? Bowl and basket?
Speaker 2: Yeah you know. Hey, guess what if you listen to
Speaker 2: a couple of episodes ago we had it? Do you
Speaker 2: have no memory? Are you a giant pothead?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: You don't remember things.
Speaker 1: I don't remember milk brands. Correction, I don't remember milk brands.
Speaker 2: You do a podcast about Cereal where we eat milk,
Speaker 2: and I save the kind of milk every time?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool?
Speaker 2: But another example of Andrew along for the ride Kellogg's
Speaker 2: Eggo Cereal ego.
Speaker 1: I want to throw this cup at your face. Okay,
Speaker 1: with the sour milk from earlier today? Right here we go? Ready, No,
Speaker 1: because they're not visiting to that show. Two? Three good,
Speaker 1: it's three balls. It does taste just like the waffle.
Speaker 1: I just am not in love with it. Very crunchy.
Speaker 1: It's good, but it's just that good.
Speaker 2: I like this one better than the homestyle maple syrup one.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because every time anybody opened the box in here,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, please shut the box. And maple is
Speaker 1: making me sick.
Speaker 2: The smell is offensive. It hurts your favorite offensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but I accept that. More balls. I like it. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: more balls, Good for you, Scotch.
Speaker 2: I go, hey, you know this is the holiday season.
Speaker 2: We need to be nice to each other.
Speaker 1: You're right, you know.
Speaker 2: I love you, Andrew.
Speaker 1: I think that sometimes you have cool qualities about yourself.
Speaker 2: Scott, and I'll take it all right. Let's go down
Speaker 2: and get the classic. Yes, yes, okay, I like that.
Speaker 2: You said that, like a European tour guide. We go
Speaker 2: to Eiffel Tower. Now, yes, now you want to see Vatican?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: When this cereal was really I believe also in the
Speaker 2: early two thousands, it's a frosted mini weed's variety. What
Speaker 2: you like frosted miniwheeds do?
Speaker 1: I just like the plain ones? Though, haven't you learned already?
Speaker 1: I like plain, so I like simple. Just throw some
Speaker 1: frosted on it. That's all it needs. It doesn't need
Speaker 1: blueberry and blueberry frosting.
Speaker 2: Somewhere in the late two thousand aughts, is that how
Speaker 2: you say it? In two thousand oughts, that's like from
Speaker 2: two thousand to two thousand and nine it was introduced
Speaker 2: as frosted Mini weeks blueberry muffin cereal. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 2: it has just morphed into frosted miniweks blueberry.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I guess things got less
Speaker 1: wordy as we went on in the decades.
Speaker 2: Muffins must offend them colors from natural sources, colors and
Speaker 2: flavors from natural sources. Simple inside one hundred percent whole grain.
Speaker 2: It's got one hundred percent daily value of iron and
Speaker 2: foll eate. I didn't know that we needed full eight.
Speaker 2: And then this little guy on the back, you know,
Speaker 2: flipping out. But if you look carefully, he's not a
Speaker 2: blueberry frosted miniweed. He's just a plain one like you,
Speaker 2: like know.
Speaker 1: What's actually very interesting and I feel like needs to
Speaker 1: be talked about more. I think Despicable Me stole the
Speaker 1: characters of the frosted miniweeds for the minions. It's the
Speaker 1: same exact thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you go back to an episode, maybe like
Speaker 2: forty episodes ago, you said that was cinnamatas crunch, So
Speaker 2: now you're saying that it's frosted miniweights.
Speaker 1: What does Kellogg's own frosted miniweeds?
Speaker 2: Yes, Kellogg's is frosted miniweights.
Speaker 1: Bam. Oh wait sorry, uh the other one really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't remember just having this whole conversation about
Speaker 2: Cinemato's crunch. Skiey got the appearance.
Speaker 1: It's General Mills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, thanks.
Speaker 1: You know what. You know what, if it was characters,
Speaker 1: they stole the character.
Speaker 2: Nobody stole anything, otherwise it wouldn't be on the boxes.
Speaker 2: Now they stole them, there'd be a season desist everything.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna you know what, this doesn't General Mills
Speaker 1: smell this. It smells molded right, it smells like ugh.
Speaker 1: I don't like the way these look either. No, they're gray.
Speaker 1: Thank god we get to eat them. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: This is going to be wonderful.
Speaker 2: We eat them so you don't have to. That's our
Speaker 2: motto around here.
Speaker 1: I would love to see people that were turned off
Speaker 1: from buying a cereal because of us, Like what cereal
Speaker 1: did you not buy? Can you please tweet us? Because
Speaker 1: I'm actually interested.
Speaker 2: There are people that have said that they didn't buy
Speaker 2: certain things or they did buy certain things because of it.
Speaker 1: I'd love to know, Oh, this is gonna be gross,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 2: Why can't you go into things with an open mind?
Speaker 1: This is going to be delicious.
Speaker 2: There you go, ready one Now, it tastes more like
Speaker 2: chocolate than blue butt.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: It tastes like stale chocolate, like you eat a Halloween
Speaker 2: candy eight months later, ITAs like not chocolate, or like.
Speaker 1: At a fancy coffee shop they have those like oh
Speaker 1: this is a powdery yeah yeah, or like some super
Speaker 1: booge chocolate. It tastes like super boogey chocolate. This does
Speaker 1: not taste like a blueberry. So I give this three
Speaker 1: bowls as well. Wow, I give it a bowl and
Speaker 1: a spoon. Yeah, that's a little harsh. Why is it harsh?
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I like the original taste of
Speaker 1: the second.
Speaker 2: This is a podcast where we eat things and we
Speaker 2: rate them based on how we like it. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't tell me that something is harsh when I rate it,
Speaker 2: And nor can I tell you that you just like
Speaker 2: to get the show with so as soon as you
Speaker 2: put it in your mouth, you like got three balls
Speaker 2: because you don't even want to savor it, because you
Speaker 2: just want to leave. I know that you don't care
Speaker 2: about this podcast at all. I'm invested in it so
Speaker 2: I can write things how I like. Yours are not
Speaker 2: true ratings.
Speaker 1: Mine are So back to my original point of why
Speaker 1: frosted miniwheats. I like them. I like them be the
Speaker 1: taste of them. So this adding the blueberry flavor doesn't
Speaker 1: really take away much three bowls. Back to my point
Speaker 1: and back to your point, Scott, it's disrespectful and harsh.
Speaker 1: Have a nice day. Let's get to the bonus box.
Speaker 1: How do you know that we're doing a bonus box
Speaker 1: because Scott, you're predictable.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm on the spot.
Speaker 3: Oh in this episode right now, because.
Speaker 1: You don't care serial killers. Bonus b big surprise, it's
Speaker 1: a bonus box. Yeah, take a deep breath, Scott, take
Speaker 1: a big, deep breath.
Speaker 2: I don't want to fight anymore. I just I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt anymore.
Speaker 2: Stay in my I was thinking more about the Tina
Speaker 2: Turner song I don't want to fight anymore?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the song I was just singing, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, don't walk awear from me because I have nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing nothing.
Speaker 2: If I don't have you, that's Whitney Houston.
Speaker 1: Oh, cuck cuck cool couldn't tell me that before I
Speaker 1: broke into the song. This is why you're a disrespectful
Speaker 1: podcast partner because you let me embarrass myself on a
Speaker 1: weekly basis on this thing.
Speaker 2: You embarrass yourself all the time on your own what
Speaker 2: excuse me? I wish that we had like okay, Tina Turner,
Speaker 2: I don't want to fight.
Speaker 1: No, you don't remember the song.
Speaker 2: All the phone's out there.
Speaker 1: The phone is out something important.
Speaker 2: But I don't think we can play that much.
Speaker 1: I gotta stop it. Oh, I'm sorry, my boss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the one who pays both of our paychecks is asking
Speaker 1: for something.
Speaker 2: What does he want some cereal?
Speaker 1: No, he does not want some cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well did we do the bonus box thing?
Speaker 1: You never set it up? Yeah, I just making fun
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: I played the bonus box single, Yes you did. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go down to the bonus box, the
Speaker 2: cereal sack bonus box.
Speaker 1: I get the bonus box.
Speaker 2: Now, this is a blueberry episode, so of course this
Speaker 2: is going to be another blueberry cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh magical.
Speaker 2: Now, so far, we've had Kellogg's Eggo Blueberry, We've had
Speaker 2: Kellogg's frosted Miniweeds, and this is a subsidiary of Kellogg's.
Speaker 1: Special K Blueberry. We already did it, you jerk.
Speaker 2: Well that's true, we already did it, and you are
Speaker 2: a jerk. And that is Kellogg's. That's not a subsidiary.
Speaker 2: Do you know what a subsidiary is?
Speaker 1: Isn't it subsidiary?
Speaker 2: That's a no?
Speaker 1: And b isn't it like an offset of it?
Speaker 2: It's an offshoot of it?
Speaker 1: Yes, so I'm right it's subsidiary. No, it isn't it's
Speaker 1: that subsidiary. You're wrong. I'm gonna take out this bait
Speaker 1: Jerry dot com.
Speaker 2: Kashi is under the Kellogg's umbrella, way under the umbrella,
Speaker 2: and it's organic blueberry clusters and it needs a Scottie shake.
Speaker 1: How do you think it's spelled? It's s U, B
Speaker 1: S I D subsidiary.
Speaker 2: It's a subsidiary. Oh what was that subsidiary?
Speaker 1: Please please tell me in the phone obsidiary? No is
Speaker 1: that right? I was no subsidiary.
Speaker 2: They have an accent.
Speaker 1: It's wrong. One more time, subsidiary. No, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Phone's you remember that one time you tried to position
Speaker 1: it as me not knowing what subsidiary is. And also
Speaker 1: that's how I said it's subsidiary, subsidiary. Why can't you
Speaker 1: say it Why are you thank you so much? Phone?
Speaker 2: You are like king millennial with a giant hashtag.
Speaker 1: Like because I proved you wrong that you've been saying
Speaker 1: subsidiary wrong.
Speaker 2: Subsidiary, subsidiary, subsidiary.
Speaker 3: Why are you.
Speaker 1: Saying it like that? It's really not that difficult.
Speaker 2: You need a giant hashtag crown on your head. Just
Speaker 2: put a hashtag so what because you're a giant millennial.
Speaker 1: Because I corrected you for being wrong?
Speaker 2: Thank you Phone. That's my probably my favorite line. If
Speaker 2: we ever make a promo like you keep promising it's
Speaker 2: gonna say thank you phone, Yes, and then hashtag millennial
Speaker 2: for Andrew.
Speaker 1: Literally, that is the dumbest It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: The only times you've told me that, that's the dumbest
Speaker 2: thing you've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you've got a lot of them. I can't subsidiary.
Speaker 2: I never said subsidiary.
Speaker 1: That's different.
Speaker 2: No, so you said subsidiary subsidiary. Yeah, now you're saying
Speaker 2: it the way I'm saying it. Subsidiary. That's subsidiary.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know about that. Whatever,
Speaker 1: you better learn it because that's the correct pronunciation, don't.
Speaker 2: I dropped English early? What I dropped English early in school.
Speaker 1: How did you drop English? You had to take four
Speaker 1: years of it in high school? I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: I just didn't go all right.
Speaker 2: Kashi organic blueberry clusters been around for a couple of years.
Speaker 1: Oh there's a blueberry there. Okay, I like it. Three
Speaker 1: bowls from a spoom.
Speaker 2: It tastes like dessert, some sort of cake. Now, Ta's
Speaker 2: like pound cake, blueberry pound cake, like a blueberry crumble?
Speaker 1: No, no, no pound cake, No, no, like a blueberry crumble.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say crump crumble? Ay, what'd
Speaker 1: you give it? It's a crumblee do you even know
Speaker 1: what a crumble is? Where do you give that? I
Speaker 1: give it three bowls in. I'm gonna do the same.
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty good for healthier cereal.
Speaker 1: How could this be healthier? What makes this healthier? Because
Speaker 1: it's called Kashi?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, ingredients, whole oats, rice cane syrup,
Speaker 2: that sugar, right, blueberry granola clusters.
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna go back in for just another little street.
Speaker 2: I don't but do you see anything in it? It looks
Speaker 2: like this. I don't really see those clusters.
Speaker 1: I actually did have one that looked like that. Don't
Speaker 1: me see if I could fish around for another one.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on Serial Killer listener request four.
Speaker 2: And you know what this one is not a box?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Who is a listener request from?
Speaker 2: Well, lots of people tweeted this okay to us when
Speaker 2: they saw that it was coming back.
Speaker 3: Oh why are you heink of that face?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: The cereal has been away for years and by popular
Speaker 2: it's back.
Speaker 1: Were you all of the popular demand?
Speaker 2: No, you don't have any idea. This cereal first came
Speaker 2: out as a blueberry muffin tops. That's what it was
Speaker 2: called back in the two thousands. Muffin tops are all
Speaker 2: the rage. Remember I thought we agreed to call them
Speaker 2: the aughts. Okay, in the aughts, muffin tops were all
Speaker 2: the raids. Like you could go to stores and they
Speaker 2: just sold muffin tops. They threw the bottoms away. That
Speaker 2: was a whole Seinfeld thing, but they sold muffin tops
Speaker 2: and it was package muffin tops. Stopped looking at your phone.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry my boss again? Is text the one
Speaker 1: that pays both of us? Yep?
Speaker 2: So anyway, Maultameal introduced blueberry muffin tops cereal. Okay, they
Speaker 2: looked like cinnamon toa'st crunch. They were the squares. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't remember. You didn't care about cereal back then.
Speaker 2: I ate cereal, but you didn't look at it. You
Speaker 2: just said, oh, what's in this box? You just took it?
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know what you thought the Internet was
Speaker 1: in the early two thousands, but like, I couldn't use
Speaker 1: it the same way you could. I was ten, So
Speaker 1: I was ten. You are looking at porn at the
Speaker 1: age of ten. We got to talk about some maize.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm a little concerned about you.
Speaker 2: That maltomeal and it's been reintroduced as blueberry muffin toasters,
Speaker 2: so they changed the name a little bit. But they
Speaker 2: do claim it's the og recipe, so if you ever
Speaker 2: tried it back in the day, it should taste the same.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: We got a box yesterday, Yeah, from our friends at
Speaker 2: Post Consumer Brands who make maltomeal.
Speaker 1: Okay, did they send scooters? Check this.
Speaker 2: No, they didn't send scooters, but they said blueberry muffin toasters.
Speaker 2: I check out this sweet cereal dispenser.
Speaker 1: I love the cereal dispenser.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, I feel like we're in a cereal
Speaker 2: shop now.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Maltomeal. That is so nice. Check
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: It's in the receialable bag. I'm gonna put it into
Speaker 2: the cereal dispenser.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh what, well, you're not just gonna horrible Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it in here and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get it out of here. This is so exciting to me.
Speaker 1: I'm very it's a cool cereal dispenser. We never get anything.
Speaker 2: No, this cereal is not being re released until January.
Speaker 1: Shut up here.
Speaker 2: We are mid December and we got it before anybody.
Speaker 1: Else preview boxes.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy they do make other forms of I
Speaker 2: almost poured the milk into here.
Speaker 1: I would have loved that so much.
Speaker 2: I almost poured the milk into the top of the
Speaker 2: cereal dispenser.
Speaker 1: That would have been a giant mess. I bet you
Speaker 1: in an office there's some guy who probably does that
Speaker 1: by accident.
Speaker 2: Well, here, I'm gonna give us some blueberry muffin toasters.
Speaker 1: How do you do this? I think you need It's
Speaker 1: for bulls, small bulls. Oh hold on, Oh thank you Scott.
Speaker 2: They also sent us look at that a Serial Killer
Speaker 2: ball it came with so because it's only for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, holdo here, Oh take he just crushing. I didn't
Speaker 1: take the little cap off. Oh ow, you're crushing the serial.
Speaker 2: Here you go, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I love these things. That's weird. So I put it
Speaker 1: from a bowl into a cup this time. What a process?
Speaker 1: Where's it? I don't see anything? All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Blueberry muff and toasters from Maultomeal Multimel. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for reaching out.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I love scooters, by the way,
Speaker 1: They're one of my favorites and I've actually I think
Speaker 1: about them frequently. So if you want to send me
Speaker 1: some scooters. My name is Andrew. I'm the a co
Speaker 1: host on Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: So this is a double cereal dispenser. On the left
Speaker 2: hand side we have blueberry muff and toasters, and on
Speaker 2: the right I'm going to put the fruity Dino bites
Speaker 2: because that was my other favorite.
Speaker 1: This is where you got to come in. Maltomeal send
Speaker 1: us scooters. Thank you, But here's the thing before you
Speaker 1: eat that. While Multomeal is our friend, they have not
Speaker 1: paid for this. So if it sucks, we're gonna tell
Speaker 1: you it sucks. This is not an advertisement. And one
Speaker 1: two three I like it, Yeah, I do do. It's
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 2: They used to make not maultimeal, but General Mills used
Speaker 2: to make blueberry toast crunch, and I assume that this
Speaker 2: is probably about what it tasted like.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, the reason why I like
Speaker 1: it is because the blueberry is very sweet. It doesn't
Speaker 1: have like a tart taste to it like some blueberry
Speaker 1: cereals do. It tastes like a real bluebo Yes, you're
Speaker 1: so right. I didn't think of it that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like this. I'm gonna give this three bows in
Speaker 1: a spoon as well.
Speaker 2: It's blueberry cereal, but I didn't think of it that way,
Speaker 2: that it might actually taste like real blueberries.
Speaker 1: No, what what what I meant was you taste these
Speaker 1: h and there's sugary and artificial, but newse are not.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure they are just this artificial. But look,
Speaker 1: I like it. I'm actually going to finish the.
Speaker 2: Cup naturally and artificially flavored. So some of these little
Speaker 2: blue things are probably derived from a blueberry at some point.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I like it. Four balls I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bump it up. I'm going to give this four balls
Speaker 1: as well. Wow, good for you. I think these it's
Speaker 1: almost see when you say these.
Speaker 2: People are not seeing that, you're pointing at the other
Speaker 2: cups from the other cereals that we ate. When you
Speaker 2: say these, people are thinking, you're talking about these that
Speaker 2: we just did, so you have to reference the other cereals.
Speaker 2: Why are you're looking at me like that. I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to tell you that people can't see what you're doing.
Speaker 1: Hello, Okay, So back to what I was saying. I
Speaker 1: think that the Eggo cereal, the Cashie Cereal, and the
Speaker 1: frosted mini wheat Cereal all all are kind of like
Speaker 1: the bougie versions of the blueberry, where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna interfuse it with this, or ooh look let's
Speaker 1: do it with this. It's cheap crap. What do you mean, bougie.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they have like they have some weight
Speaker 1: behind them. I think this one is sweet, delicious. I
Speaker 1: would actually eat this just as much as I did
Speaker 1: the Eggo cereal.
Speaker 2: Wait, thank you, maltameal the Eggo maple. I know you're
Speaker 2: not into the blueberry one.
Speaker 1: No, all right? Cool? And you also have the coupons
Speaker 1: that you printed out and told me to go to
Speaker 1: the supermarket for Can you please find me more of
Speaker 1: that Eggo Cereal things? Yeh.
Speaker 2: By the way, if you want coupons too, just a tip,
Speaker 2: if you go to coupons dot com you can print
Speaker 2: coupons for cereal. Or if you join the Kellogg's Family Rewards,
Speaker 2: you can get coupons that way too. That's how I
Speaker 2: just got seventy cent coupons for Eggo Cereal. Seventy cents
Speaker 2: a huge coupon, especially if your store doubles them, which
Speaker 2: some do.
Speaker 1: That's a dollar forty off for box.
Speaker 2: Hello, you've been listening to coupon Chat with Scuttie Bee. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean that's what I wanted to do originally, but
Speaker 2: you poop pooed it.
Speaker 1: Nobody likes coupons. Who clips coupons? Okay, never said who
Speaker 1: clips coupon? You did? My mom clips coupons. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you're like young people don't clip coupons.
Speaker 2: Millennials don't clip coupons.
Speaker 1: Scott, which a newspaper? They used to make newspapers. Scott,
Speaker 1: you are dense. You are dense, Just like this two
Speaker 1: percent milk. It's so much thicker than the other one
Speaker 1: we used. What I was saying about your your sorry
Speaker 1: coupon podcast? Uh huh? Was that after you introduced this
Speaker 1: coupon like you just did you get seventy percent off
Speaker 1: of seventy cents for an ego cereal? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: thanks so much for listening to this week's episode. What
Speaker 1: else are you going to talk to me about? Nothing?
Speaker 2: I told them how to do it, and they can
Speaker 2: go save money. If this was a coupon podcast, I
Speaker 2: would talk about vast other savings from places where they
Speaker 2: can save money.
Speaker 1: So I'm literally just listening to you talk about the
Speaker 1: coupon where it says it explicitly what the coupon does.
Speaker 2: Already know you giant dick. It would be a weekly
Speaker 2: podcast about telling people where they can go to get
Speaker 2: great deals that week. But I just don't feel like
Speaker 2: doing it. It is too much work. I'd rather just get
Speaker 2: fat and eat cereal.
Speaker 1: Definitely not bingeable. Imagine two years going through an archive
Speaker 1: of coupon podcasts and all right, go to this website
Speaker 1: right now to redeem it. Oh, I'm sorry, this episode
Speaker 1: out three years ago, so nope. Father way.
Speaker 2: By the way, you see that meme that people were
Speaker 2: sending us with Wilfrid Brimley and class raising, Yes.
Speaker 1: It, yeah, I keep setting us that stuff. We love it.
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening, have a wonderful, wonderful weekend, and
Speaker 2: we'll see you here on Monday, just a day before Christmas, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: just two days before Christmas. We'll see you on Monday.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Hope you got your last minute shopping
Speaker 2: and you know you could buy some eggo cereal at
Speaker 2: seventy cents off a box and wrap it up and
Speaker 2: give it to your loved one.
Speaker 1: So once again you've been listening to Scotti Bees coupon corner.
Speaker 1: We hope that you will enjoy an episode of Serial
Speaker 1: Killers very soon.
Speaker 2: I missed that coupon corner.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Did you have a jingle? Yes?
Speaker 2: Actually I had a song. There's a song in the
Speaker 2: system there, so.
Speaker 1: I can make you one if you want. Scotties coupon
Speaker 1: corn hold on really cool? No, that's dumb. Hold On.
Speaker 1: Let's listen to this. Wow. I made that from my
Speaker 1: heart and you squashed it.
Speaker 2: This is another brody classic that he made me back
Speaker 2: in the day.
Speaker 1: Scotty tip what coupon? Scotty is proved at saving people. Know,
Speaker 1: when a coupon comes alone, you must clip it because
Speaker 1: the sales don't last that long. You must cip it.
Speaker 1: When something's five bucks off, you must it.
Speaker 3: Scott's slip it good?
Speaker 1: No, I mean it's a fun jingle. I'm sorry. Do
Speaker 1: you know what song that was? Divo Whip It? Okay? Wow,
Speaker 1: look at you. This is the second time you've been proved.
Speaker 2: Your hands were all cross like Divo whip It, Like
Speaker 2: if they could see your head motion right there. It
Speaker 2: was like one of the little sassy little girls.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta go. You know why this is the
Speaker 1: second time on this podcast that you've tried to make
Speaker 1: me like an idiot and I proved you wrong. Subsidiary, subsidiary, subsidiary, No, Scott,
Speaker 1: it's subsidiary. Do you even know what the word means? Yes, Scott,
Speaker 1: it's an offset. Yeah, it's an off set off shoot.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Offset and off shoot they're two
Speaker 1: different ones. Was that surprising that you knew that? Why
Speaker 1: isn't Cardi Beer Xter divorced or something? You mussed be
Speaker 1: a millennial because you know the migos.
Speaker 2: Listen, this is going on, cut it out. People used
Speaker 2: to think I looked like the guy from calling me bad?
Speaker 2: What do you know who colored me bad?
Speaker 1: Is I've heard of them? Yes? Did they sing I
Speaker 1: want to sex you up? Yes? Wow, I've batten three
Speaker 1: for three today. Uh won six? You TikTok this one? Stop? No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying stop.
Speaker 2: Wait what one of those guys is like four hundred
Speaker 2: pounds now and that's the one that used to look
Speaker 2: like me.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'm on my way. I'm on my way.
Speaker 1: There was one time were.
Speaker 2: We in the street outside and I was just walking
Speaker 2: to an event one time, so very sweaty and yeah,
Speaker 2: look see that's it is. There was a dude standing
Speaker 2: on the corner and he was like, is that are you?
Speaker 2: And I was like a TikTok, you don't stop.
Speaker 1: And he was like, you took a picture of me?
Speaker 1: And it was hilarious. All right, we gotta go.
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Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: How come we haven't seen a penny yet?
Speaker 1: You know one of these days. I'm just waiting. If
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Speaker 2: You know what all I care is that we have
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Speaker 2: and thanks for listening to Serial Killers. Until we see
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Speaker 1: Crunch, How are you gonna give your kids Christmas presents?
Speaker 1: If this podcast makes no money?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna wrap up boxes of cereal and our
Speaker 2: half eaten