WEBVTT - Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garrett, what do you have today?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Caitlyn wants to phone tap her boyfriend Craig. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>Caitlyn's away at school getting ready for a big test,

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<v Speaker 3>so we thought, why not call Craig. Well, Caitlyn is

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<v Speaker 3>quote unquote trying to study, so I'm gonna jump in

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<v Speaker 3>on the call as an innocent guy trying to study

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<v Speaker 3>in the school library and goes from there.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. We'll see what Karrit pulls out of

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<v Speaker 2>his whatever. Hello, Hey, hey, how are you busy? What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm studying and I've totally hit it all.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so I'm so bored. Oh I want to go home?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Serious, excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, do you mind just taking the conversation outside. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to study. I got I got a big exam.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to study too, but I won't need it

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<v Speaker 2>to take a break, and I'm not talking super loud.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, please, I'm studying.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, little background studying.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>But you don't worry about it. Who's proud you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, she's some nerd at the library.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, you talk to this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Taylin's boyfriend. Who you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Sheldon Cooper. I go to school here. I'm studying

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<v Speaker 1>for my test.

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<v Speaker 2>And what you're doing stop talking to my girlfriend. You understand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna come down there.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop talking to her. Maybe she should stop talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you and should take the conversation outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe you should mind your business and not tell

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<v Speaker 2>me what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of us are trying to study.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to give the phone back to my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you listen here, there's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to shut the off and walk away

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<v Speaker 2>from my girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, your girlfriend probably got confused and thought this.

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<v Speaker 2>Was some type of life because you're still talking.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks like the girl that gets confused when she

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<v Speaker 1>walked into a library.

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<v Speaker 2>Hand the phone back to my girlfriend and walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm coming down there.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. If you're gonna come down here, just realize, after

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<v Speaker 1>I get done studying, I have no problem kicking your ass.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, man, I'm gonna come down there, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna smack you. I do not give it.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been beaten a head with an encyclopedia

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<v Speaker 1>Britannica because you're about five minutes away from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, man, you want to keep telling Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched w w E, so I know how to

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<v Speaker 1>take guys playroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Get off the phone and give it back to my

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, just remember your asskicking. Awaits, here's your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you putting me through right now? I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>I had no clue.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy was such a freak.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you stop talking to people? Could you? Could you

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<v Speaker 2>not make people? Right now? He came up to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in a library. Why are you talking so loud?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop doing that. I know it's hard you don't stop

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<v Speaker 2>talking sometimes, but figure it out. Are you sure something?

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<v Speaker 2>As usually? Do? I hate that?

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<v Speaker 1>This?

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<v Speaker 2>Please stops me. I don't give it. Say to stop

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<v Speaker 2>that stack at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Craig, my name is Garret from Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show. You just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you hearing me?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? You know, be back to the bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>It was pretty awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participants.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show,