Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: All right, we back, we back, we.
Speaker 3: Back, welcome back, well.
Speaker 4: Welcome back, welcome back, well come back.
Speaker 5: Okay, hello friends. We just want to say one thing.
Speaker 4: We want to shout out everybody who posted that they
Speaker 4: are obsessed with the podcast and showing us the minutes
Speaker 4: or thousands of hours they spent listening to us.
Speaker 5: Run our mouths.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was very nice.
Speaker 3: This is the most wonderful time of the year when
Speaker 3: people get their end of the year wrap up from
Speaker 3: Spotify and it's like ten thousand minutes unofficial Expert and
Speaker 3: I'm like, ugh, I'm like, that's how.
Speaker 2: Much we talk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but also it's like, damn, you know too much.
Speaker 2: You gotta die.
Speaker 5: All these people have got to die, Like I have
Speaker 5: to heal them, murder them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not ten thousand new minutes of tea.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's you know, it's shade, it's other people's business.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit of our business.
Speaker 5: This year was this year was most of our business.
Speaker 2: Marie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I have not mentioned a single name on
Speaker 3: a single episode, So don't nobody.
Speaker 2: Don't nobody know my business?
Speaker 4: No, I mean they don't know. They don't know what's
Speaker 4: been inside me. They don't know who's been inside me.
Speaker 3: They have they have an idea, sis of what's inside ideas.
Speaker 5: And ideas an idea, but they don't know.
Speaker 2: You did a whole episode talking about your booty hole
Speaker 2: and stuff. So wow, Marie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean nobody, but nobody knows.
Speaker 1: Except for except for the girlfriends neighbors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girlfriend's neighbors and the cats.
Speaker 4: The cats, I mean, Marie, we know, we know you're
Speaker 4: you're sir square mixed a lot, so.
Speaker 2: Squirt mix a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you are, baby baby, No, my I
Speaker 4: think so.
Speaker 3: I put a video of today, and I think it's
Speaker 3: gonna be no new Dick December for me. I think
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna I don't think that I want to
Speaker 3: have sex with nobody new for the rest of the year,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: But you know, asking me again next week. I'm a
Speaker 2: sual wow bitch.
Speaker 4: I mean honestly, I stand by that. I think everybody
Speaker 4: should should not date anybody until after February the sixteenth.
Speaker 2: Oh no, since that's when you say date, what you mean?
Speaker 4: I just think, like January, people are making new resolutions,
Speaker 4: they're pretending to work out. It's a lot of lies
Speaker 4: and fallacies going on in January and February. I mean
Speaker 4: people are gearing up for Valentine's Day, which is also
Speaker 4: a fake holiday. So after you get all of that
Speaker 4: shit out of the way, people start being the real them.
Speaker 2: But do people gear up for Valentine's Day or is
Speaker 2: that just the day that pops up? Are people?
Speaker 3: And also we in a pandem? Are people gonna be
Speaker 3: going to the gym?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, people have been going to the gym. Friend,
Speaker 4: People have been gearing us had full on weddings and
Speaker 4: bacherettes and birthday parties and brunches where they're tworking.
Speaker 5: People are still living their life.
Speaker 2: Wait, can we talk about this tworking brunch thing? What happened?
Speaker 2: What do you mean what happened?
Speaker 4: It's a regular brunch at any spot that serves fried
Speaker 4: chicken and waffles. I mean music is gonna be playing
Speaker 4: and people are gonna be doing what they do. They're
Speaker 4: gonna be bopping and top it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying what happened as in what is the story?
Speaker 5: Oh I don't know the story.
Speaker 4: I just know that I saw the man in the
Speaker 4: turtleneck who owns the establishment told everybody they could get
Speaker 4: the fuck out because he doesn't want that kind of
Speaker 4: business if they're gonna be tworking. But it's like you
Speaker 4: can't play juvenile back that us up and also put
Speaker 4: serious catfish on the table and not expect people to
Speaker 4: drop it, dip it low.
Speaker 3: I don't know any place that serves Hennessee and plays
Speaker 3: any type of music you should expect twerking at the
Speaker 3: Table's that's what I'm saying about that.
Speaker 4: So, like, sir, you have an establishment opened during a
Speaker 4: full on global.
Speaker 5: Pandemic, like you're lucky to have people there. You're actually
Speaker 5: putting people at risk. You should be quiet. You're actually
Speaker 5: too loud right now. The fact that in Dallas, oh okay,
Speaker 5: was outside, No, it was indoor.
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like Texas is one of them
Speaker 3: states where they were like they leave their nose out
Speaker 3: the mask if they have There wasn't a mask in site.
Speaker 4: Actually there wasn't a mask, and they weren't taking temperature.
Speaker 4: They were making sure that the that the the hot
Speaker 4: fish was hot, but they weren't making sure if anybody's
Speaker 4: heads rot.
Speaker 3: Interesting, all right, Well, I can't remember if I've ever
Speaker 3: or when the last time I worked at a brunch
Speaker 3: was so you know, I actually miss brunch.
Speaker 2: I miss brunch a lot.
Speaker 4: I don't the overpriced eggs, and just I'm paying for
Speaker 4: music in the daytime. I could go home and do that.
Speaker 4: I can fry my own eggs and do my my
Speaker 4: own thing.
Speaker 2: When's the last time you fried? When's the last time
Speaker 2: you fried some eggs? Yesterday? Actually? Oh yeah, what did
Speaker 2: you put in the eggs?
Speaker 4: I had salt, pepper, garlic, salt, and some bacon and
Speaker 4: some cinnamon cinnamon swirl toast.
Speaker 2: Mmm. Interesting. But were people twerking?
Speaker 6: Yeah? They said.
Speaker 2: People were talking no at your fried egg brunch.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no. But I dance in here all day,
Speaker 4: all night, so I don't have to. I don't have
Speaker 4: to twork in front of food.
Speaker 2: Good food.
Speaker 3: The better the food is, the more I'm gonna dance.
Speaker 3: So honestly, it's a compliment to the restaurant if I'm dancing,
Speaker 3: if I'm sitting still in the.
Speaker 2: Seat, the food is bad. Two stars. Okay, there's a fly.
Speaker 3: In the miso soup. That's why I'm not dancing. So
Speaker 3: godn cump that love.
Speaker 5: I mean, I just.
Speaker 4: Don't understand why he was so angry. It was like, sir,
Speaker 4: you should be spring this. You should be texting people
Speaker 4: like why are you making a scene?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that if I ask you to stop doing
Speaker 3: something and then I come back and you're still doing it,
Speaker 3: and I ask you a second time to stop doing
Speaker 3: it that third time, I'm not gonna ask you so nicely.
Speaker 2: So also that you know.
Speaker 4: Well, it looked like the place was full to capacity,
Speaker 4: and it didn't look like it was social distance at all.
Speaker 4: So it's like, sir, I'm reading you for everything else
Speaker 4: except the twerking. The twerking is the last thing I
Speaker 4: have a problem with in this situation. I was looking
Speaker 4: at the video and there was no mass in sight,
Speaker 4: and nobody was socially distanced. So you take your fried
Speaker 4: green eggs and ham and shut down the shop.
Speaker 2: Shut it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're blaming the man for his place being
Speaker 3: open and pact. But the people who are in there,
Speaker 3: what about them? They fully showed up to a place
Speaker 3: with no mask to eat some apple wood smoked bacon.
Speaker 4: So the doors wasn't open, they wouldn't come, They wouldn't
Speaker 4: be able to come. He could have had like to
Speaker 4: go to go plates. People have been to going all
Speaker 4: year round.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but to go brunch is not good.
Speaker 3: The waffle gonna be soggy, the egg's gonna be yeah,
Speaker 3: the styrofoam is getting in the It's not maple syrup.
Speaker 3: You know, it's Aunt Jemima who should be retired. You like,
Speaker 3: it's not gonna taste the same.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, people need to just stop being fucking lazy.
Speaker 4: That's one thing that you should be able to know
Speaker 4: how to do is brunch. If you pour rose on everything,
Speaker 4: it's brunch.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Let's just if you're if you have if you have
Speaker 4: a bottle of champagne near whatever you're drinking, it's.
Speaker 2: Runch or New Year's Eve, okay, whatever.
Speaker 4: I just I think people are now. People are upset
Speaker 4: because they're gonna be closing things down again. And it's like,
Speaker 4: this is this.
Speaker 5: Is our fault. This is nobody's fault but our own.
Speaker 3: I don't know who are is that you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I've been sitting in my house except for that one
Speaker 3: time that I take a trick to tu loom, but
Speaker 3: been so it's not y'all. Okay, they're not shutting back
Speaker 3: down because of me. But there's a vaccine. Okay, Well
Speaker 3: you know what. Maybe we should bring the guests in
Speaker 3: so she could be a podcast. And I'm sitting in
Speaker 3: the dark by myself for my podcast because Sydney had
Speaker 3: to poop.
Speaker 2: Andrew, do you miss brunch?
Speaker 1: I mean I went like a few weeks ago.
Speaker 7: No outside, No, you did it fully outside. Don't pretend
Speaker 7: this is okay. No pretend like you guys did not
Speaker 7: go to Mexico. You guys did not have like a wedding,
Speaker 7: all these things I went to. I went to brunch
Speaker 7: with one friend on the sidewalk two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I'm a loud wow.
Speaker 5: No, the white gay jumped out.
Speaker 6: Huh.
Speaker 4: You were like, oh, don't call for me, baby. I
Speaker 4: do what I can for my community.
Speaker 2: Said he said, nigga please.
Speaker 5: That's where I did not say those I heard it.
Speaker 2: It was implied. I heard it. I have twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: Hearing, baby, and I heard it. It was with a
Speaker 5: hard R.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I heard an A. But you heard an R.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: So, Andrew, what did you have? Would you eat?
Speaker 1: We had a bottomless brunch, obviously.
Speaker 7: Bottomless not with me around. Yeah, but I get I
Speaker 7: think I actually had like a pasta was really great.
Speaker 2: Pasta you left the house for daytime pasta.
Speaker 7: Because I left my house for pasta brunch. But it
Speaker 7: was like it was a later brunch, Like brunch cann't
Speaker 7: happen anytime, Like you were saying, no.
Speaker 5: No, no no. If it's at five o'clock, that's not brunch.
Speaker 3: Friend, Okay, then what is it if it's five o'clock
Speaker 3: on a weekday?
Speaker 2: We had an it.
Speaker 1: Was on a Saturday. It was on a Saturday.
Speaker 2: It was a Saturday.
Speaker 4: Then it was yeah, brunches all day on Saturday on
Speaker 4: a Saturday, Brune on the table.
Speaker 2: It was a mimosa Okay, then it was brun Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 4: Like I said, well, maybe maybe we should bring our
Speaker 4: guests in and just chat about brunch and all things beautiful.
Speaker 5: Yes, because that's who she is.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is our first time having her on right,
Speaker 4: and uh, you know we've been on her pod that
Speaker 4: is blowing the f up so a new network and everything. Okay,
Speaker 4: I think she bought a Tesla with her podcast money.
Speaker 2: I think so. I think it's a red one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Cardi B. Now Cardi B and the new face.
Speaker 5: It's razy. Now, we've never done this before.
Speaker 4: We've never had two people on for the same expertise.
Speaker 4: But we did scams with Sandy Honig already, but we're
Speaker 4: we're gonna bring it back. Give it up for our
Speaker 4: scams expert Lacy Mostley.
Speaker 2: Hey, honestly, Honesty City.
Speaker 3: Listening to that intro, I was like, you could have
Speaker 3: just not said anything and introduced her as scams and
Speaker 3: people probably would not have remembered.
Speaker 9: I felt like it was Shay, like she was like,
Speaker 9: we already had this and here come this bitch.
Speaker 4: No, no, this is the first time ever. So this
Speaker 4: is what we were saying. We're opening You're opening the
Speaker 4: doors for other people to come in and challenge other
Speaker 4: people's expertises.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: That's not what you said, though, That's not anyway people
Speaker 2: knew what I meant.
Speaker 9: I feel like Marie and Senny and my sisters and
Speaker 9: they're like they told me what to do, and I
Speaker 9: do it. I'm in my closet recording this podcast, and
Speaker 9: earlier I went to show Marie my closet and then
Speaker 9: she was like sit down, and I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: You know, because you jumped up the show us Louis
Speaker 3: Vauton shopping bags, shopping bags, right, I didn't see any
Speaker 3: l's or no v's nowhere in classic.
Speaker 6: Oh they're here, The girls are here.
Speaker 3: Okay, I love Lacey Lacy, since you're in this double decker,
Speaker 3: two story closet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's it's a super walking.
Speaker 3: It's giving the devil wors Prada. When they made Anne Hathaway,
Speaker 3: she can you maybe show us from where you're sitting,
Speaker 3: show us three of your favorite pieces?
Speaker 9: Oh, okay, you know what I'd be letting Marie hold me.
Speaker 9: I would do it.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of it's a lot of white hangers
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 9: White that's the lighting, sweetheart. These are magenta and lavender.
Speaker 9: I only have lavender hangers. I actually went through my
Speaker 9: closet took out all the dry cleaning hangers.
Speaker 6: No wire hangers.
Speaker 2: Why you hangers? Is this a part of your scams?
Speaker 5: Because I'm seeing white, I do not see it.
Speaker 2: Does look white. It's like that dress. Is it white
Speaker 2: or is it blue?
Speaker 6: It's lighting. It's lighting.
Speaker 9: Maybe you're hearing his twenty twenty said, but maybe your eyes.
Speaker 6: Ain't because okay, you niggas are in colored lighting.
Speaker 9: I wish I could see them like Sydney's over giving
Speaker 9: me a magenta moment and reason over giving me the
Speaker 9: cerulean blue and like, y'all, we're.
Speaker 5: Giving you all the color you don't have on your
Speaker 5: hangers bed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a full under of y'all are.
Speaker 6: In regular light? What's going on?
Speaker 9: I didn't know I need to show up looking like sizzle,
Speaker 9: like y'all y'all giving vibes.
Speaker 6: My man is your man?
Speaker 9: Is my man?
Speaker 2: My man too? That you're supposed to be in orange
Speaker 2: light a sienna light.
Speaker 9: Actually, I'm so sorry I didn't show I didn't I
Speaker 9: didn't do this right.
Speaker 6: I didn't show up well enough for y'all.
Speaker 9: Y'all been on my podcast back when we was free
Speaker 9: and we could be in person?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, worry, what's that free? What's your the thing
Speaker 2: that you missed the most about when we were free?
Speaker 9: Honestly, it's like turning down niggas that I should have
Speaker 9: probably fucked. I missed that, Like there's some big, fine
Speaker 9: ass niggas that I should have probably have given my
Speaker 9: vagina to.
Speaker 6: And I was like, no, I can't.
Speaker 9: Like I'm a lady, and I'm like I wouldn't have
Speaker 9: fucked all of them.
Speaker 2: I'll just be sitting at home alone just like.
Speaker 6: Damn, why did I fuck them? Damn?
Speaker 3: Why why didn't you have sex with any of you?
Speaker 3: It sounds like there's a it's more than one. Why
Speaker 3: didn't you have sex with them?
Speaker 6: Okay, so I'm gonna tell y'all see, Oh, I don't
Speaker 6: like this.
Speaker 5: It's a good Christian gay.
Speaker 4: First of all, she's very famous, she's verified, she's I mean,
Speaker 4: she's booked Busy and Buddha with the Lord. She's up
Speaker 4: with the Lord, and that's why she didn't fuck.
Speaker 6: The Jesus that's my baby daddy.
Speaker 2: Daddy's my baby daddy.
Speaker 6: Jesus, that's my baby daddy. Yo. I should have sucked
Speaker 6: all these people.
Speaker 9: It's some women too that I should have fucked as well,
Speaker 9: and it's so upsetting.
Speaker 6: One of them. I'll tell you about one of them.
Speaker 9: I truly hate that I'm on this podcast now because
Speaker 9: y'all are my like, feel like my family, and I'm
Speaker 9: going to tell you all my business.
Speaker 6: So we're just gonna do it.
Speaker 9: There was this nigga and this was in New York,
Speaker 9: because you know, I was in New York for a
Speaker 9: minute and then I was like, no, this is not
Speaker 9: for me. But I met the nigga at brunch called
Speaker 9: back to what I was talking about before, and he
Speaker 9: gave me his number whatever whatever.
Speaker 6: So he looked like, oh my god, who would in
Speaker 6: a movie?
Speaker 2: Who would play him in a film?
Speaker 9: John Boyega's body? But who's face? Who's face?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 9: Not my Herschelis face. Maybe a young uh Itselva face.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like everybody thinks that they know in Elbow,
Speaker 2: but I have never seen he's.
Speaker 3: Never seen them with my naked eyes, not when I'm
Speaker 3: out on the streets.
Speaker 2: Never seen him with my naked eyes. Not one guy.
Speaker 2: I'm like always claiming, yes, he looks like and Ashley
Speaker 2: an old.
Speaker 6: That looks like if he was homeless.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that that survived a fire?
Speaker 6: Love is I love?
Speaker 9: How y'all say, like y'all are from the motherland of
Speaker 9: whatever that name comes from.
Speaker 3: It's okay, girl, thank you.
Speaker 6: So he was like super fine, and I get.
Speaker 9: In the car right he picks me up in his
Speaker 9: brand new range Rupper seats heated.
Speaker 6: It's called you know, New York, always called this is.
Speaker 2: In New York.
Speaker 6: M hmmm, seats heated.
Speaker 9: And he's playing Portuguese Love by Tina Marie.
Speaker 6: And was he fifty five.
Speaker 2: I don't know that song.
Speaker 6: Say it from baby. I know he was young, we
Speaker 6: was young.
Speaker 9: He was young, and and I was impressed because I
Speaker 9: was like, how do you even know this song? In
Speaker 9: his dad's car, dad's he took me to dinner. The
Speaker 9: conversation was titalizing. That's a combination of the whole time.
Speaker 2: What were you wearing on the date?
Speaker 6: Hard and B.
Speaker 3: Had her finest BB dress, black label, black label.
Speaker 2: I kids she was wearing Cachet.
Speaker 9: I was about to say that. I was like, y'alla
Speaker 9: dragged me. I was not wearing Cachet. Cachet, okay.
Speaker 6: But also I was a Hucci, Like I've been a
Speaker 6: Hucci for.
Speaker 9: A long time. I've accepted that I'm a hoochie. Everything
Speaker 9: in my closet is skin tight. It's fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you were you were wearing an American apparel dress.
Speaker 9: You're probably right. I feel like that's probably what I
Speaker 9: was wearing.
Speaker 6: And no, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like it was a step above that. Oh said,
Speaker 2: that's why I said bebe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, BB is a step above American apparel, or it
Speaker 9: used to be.
Speaker 2: But no, guess Marciano you was wearing.
Speaker 9: I love the Martiano moment he too did could have
Speaker 9: been that too. So the conversation titilating, tantalizing, it was wonderful.
Speaker 9: And then I got home. He dropped me off of
Speaker 9: my house and I was like, oh man, I like
Speaker 9: this nigga. I can't fuck him because he won't respect me,
Speaker 9: and so I just didn't fuck him because I was
Speaker 9: like and he started blowing my phone up a ship.
Speaker 9: Turns out I can't say who because I feel like now,
Speaker 9: I'll tell y'all afterwards. But he was engaged to a
Speaker 9: very famous person's daughter. And my home girl who likes
Speaker 9: to lurk on the ground because you gotta have a
Speaker 9: go home girl who likes to lurk on the gram.
Speaker 9: And my homegirl she could track an down so quickly
Speaker 9: it's wild. So she text me and she was like,
Speaker 9: and this nigga, mind you has been facetiming me putting
Speaker 9: meat on FaceTime.
Speaker 6: Many a meat FaceTime and I'm like.
Speaker 4: Meat on face time the episode, but he put his
Speaker 4: meat on FaceTime. He put his meat on and it
Speaker 4: was big, and I was like, this is oh I
Speaker 4: should I should do sex to this man.
Speaker 6: And she text me and she was like, this you
Speaker 6: like is this that nigga?
Speaker 5: And I was like, show us a picture of it
Speaker 5: on on here right now.
Speaker 2: We got the audio set up a certain way.
Speaker 9: I feel like, yeah, you do, but I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 9: gonna show y'all. I'm gonna show y'all afterwards cue it.
Speaker 5: Up, so when we're done, I'm definitely gonna be at
Speaker 5: I got you.
Speaker 9: So she was like, he's marrying this famous person's daughter,
Speaker 9: like this weekend, and I was like, I had no idea.
Speaker 9: So I hit this nigga up cause I'm weekend. It
Speaker 9: wasn't It had been some time from the first day,
Speaker 9: but I hit the thing up because I was like,
Speaker 9: I'm both and I'm going to talk to you. So
Speaker 9: I was like, you're engaged, like you've been with this
Speaker 9: bitch the whole time. You was taking me out a
Speaker 9: whole Portuguese love dates and you had a bitch the
Speaker 9: whole time, Like what's good? And he was like, and
Speaker 9: it was honestly the most honest and wonderful conversation I've
Speaker 9: had with a straight man in my entire life.
Speaker 6: He was just like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9: He was like, look when I met you, Like I thought,
Speaker 9: like Oh, you're fine. You're fine. I'm a you know,
Speaker 9: fuck or whatever. It's gonna be this. And then I
Speaker 9: really talked to you and got to know you, and
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, she's like you know men being like, oh,
Speaker 9: a woman is a person.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: So then he facetied me a bunch and I didn't answer,
Speaker 9: and then finally I did, and he was like, listen,
Speaker 9: I'm getting married at twenty five. I'm too young. I
Speaker 9: have to do this. I feel like I have to.
Speaker 9: Like he went to an exidential crisis and started crying.
Speaker 9: I was like, look, you lucky I got ship to
Speaker 9: live for. Otherwise I was sliding this person's d MS
Speaker 9: and tell them all about your ass because you ain't right.
Speaker 6: You ain't living right.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, let me guess was it? Was it
Speaker 3: Laurie Harvey? Was it?
Speaker 2: Because you know she was engaged once? Yes, she was engaged.
Speaker 6: He's been around the world.
Speaker 2: A soccer player or something. Yeah, she was.
Speaker 6: Laura Hervey needs to write the fucking book. I'm tired
Speaker 6: of it. Like tell us, we get on.
Speaker 3: Like a man, think like a man, act like a lady.
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey is her coach, right, A.
Speaker 4: Man has Steve Harvey as my dad. That's what her
Speaker 4: book is called.
Speaker 9: And also he's not my biological dad, but I have
Speaker 9: his last name for cloud. Is the ultimate scammer, the mom,
Speaker 9: her mom, Marjorie uncamma. No one has ever matched Marjorie
Speaker 9: on scams, like since was dating two brothers had him
Speaker 9: fighting over. She's the queen like I've looked into Marjorie Harvey.
Speaker 9: I've looked into her because I was like, bitch, I
Speaker 9: need to know your ways, like I do want to
Speaker 9: be you.
Speaker 2: I want to be like you. Yeah, what y'a't want to.
Speaker 6: Be like Mike. I want to be like Marjorie.
Speaker 2: Yes, Marjorie Harvey.
Speaker 3: She got She had Steve Harvey adopt her grown ass
Speaker 3: kids and they all have his last name.
Speaker 9: Now adult ass kids, Like these niggas are super grown
Speaker 9: and she was like, adopt him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like.
Speaker 9: Thirty two, and she's like, this is your dad, Steve
Speaker 9: adopt my forty year old son. Thank you. Believe she
Speaker 9: did that. I can't believe she.
Speaker 5: Did that, but I also believe she did that.
Speaker 6: It was brilliant. She's a genius.
Speaker 3: Like I was gonna say, has anybody ever heard Lori
Speaker 3: Harvey speak because she doesn't talk everything no, not on
Speaker 3: any of her social media, so I'm curious to know
Speaker 3: what her voice sounds like.
Speaker 9: She don't need to talk, She's so fine, like you
Speaker 9: just don't need You could just be.
Speaker 4: But that's probably why these guys are are into her too,
Speaker 4: because they're like, Oh, she's doing exactly what I want
Speaker 4: a woman to do, stay silent, be seen and not heard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she doesn't.
Speaker 6: I feel like she must be saying something.
Speaker 9: She at least got to be saying Gucci, she's.
Speaker 6: She should be saying something.
Speaker 3: The thing she's saying yes, or she's saying not tonight,
Speaker 3: she's saying one of those two things. Because I was
Speaker 3: I googled her after she was linked to Michael B.
Speaker 2: Jordan.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, she was with Trey Songs, Future Diddy, want
Speaker 3: of Diddy?
Speaker 5: No, no, No, all them dudes are hoes though, so it's.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not calling her a hoe. I'm just going.
Speaker 4: Those dudes are hoes, like they'll hook up because that's
Speaker 4: what they do.
Speaker 5: Future has ten baby mamas. Future, you don't know how
Speaker 5: to say no.
Speaker 6: He don't. He really need to work on himself.
Speaker 9: Dick Away Okay, tis everywhere like sperm is.
Speaker 5: On tap, baby girl ones.
Speaker 9: Dick been everywhere now, Dickman like literally count all the countries.
Speaker 9: He's like the din Japan and yeah that's waiting in
Speaker 9: the nickmen everywhere, like the.
Speaker 5: They where in the world is carbon San Diego.
Speaker 2: With that dick right right? The dick got lint on it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy you o dust bunnies.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it doesn't have dust bunnies because he uses it.
Speaker 9: So, yeah, it's used often and frequently, got a.
Speaker 5: Lot of miles on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a used car, that dick.
Speaker 6: But also like maybe that dick's good.
Speaker 9: You know, we talk about ten thousand hours and we
Speaker 9: talk about practicing your craft, so when you've been.
Speaker 6: Dicking that much, like the dick must be good.
Speaker 3: Like I don't I don't agree with you about this
Speaker 3: because the way he be talking about the codeine and
Speaker 3: the lean that he's taking, there's no way the dick
Speaker 3: and the pools and the Parkerson the dick. You might
Speaker 3: get like one three good pumps from that dick. And
Speaker 3: because it's future, women are like into it. But don't
Speaker 3: think that like me.
Speaker 9: No, he's he said loud about that. He said he
Speaker 9: don't be drinking lean. He said that, He's just say
Speaker 9: that for music. So so why did so?
Speaker 5: Why did Sierra leave them?
Speaker 2: Because he was a dick to her?
Speaker 9: Because he's a whole like she knew he was every
Speaker 9: He's a community nigga. And when you get with a
Speaker 9: community nigga and you get engaged and you're like, wait,
Speaker 9: oh my god, the whole community is here.
Speaker 6: What's happening?
Speaker 9: Like I was just gonna be you gotta leave and
Speaker 9: then she would get her a hard Any thoughts on
Speaker 9: community niggas?
Speaker 7: No, I've already established I don't say that word.
Speaker 3: Okay, community, you don't say community because I don't say Andrew.
Speaker 1: Stop yo.
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 5: Can we get to the scams though? Scam?
Speaker 6: Sorry?
Speaker 2: I mean, let's just one final note on future.
Speaker 3: I think when a guy has this maybe bit fit's
Speaker 3: many baby mama's, that's the scam. The scam is you like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe the dick must be good, but it doesn't. Having
Speaker 3: a lot of children doesn't equal good.
Speaker 5: Dick is no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: I think the scam is is that every woman that
Speaker 4: gets with him thinks that they're gonna be different.
Speaker 5: War No, ma'am, you.
Speaker 3: Are The scam is every woman who gets with him
Speaker 3: is like, Oh, I'm gonna be baby Mama number twelve.
Speaker 3: That's the scam is there. They know he's he's very fertile,
Speaker 3: and they're like, I'm just gonna be. I'm gonna add
Speaker 3: my name to this list.
Speaker 9: It's weird thinking that he has enough money for this
Speaker 9: harem of women, though, I.
Speaker 6: Just feel like it's too many, Like the money.
Speaker 9: Is getting divided too much, like when you got twelve kids.
Speaker 9: I mean, the probably got a birthday every month, like
Speaker 9: too much.
Speaker 2: That means I'm buying twelve gifts.
Speaker 3: And if I'm as flashy and showy as Future, I'm
Speaker 3: buying extravagant, stupid.
Speaker 9: Gifts like a Rowles for your baby, which he did
Speaker 9: give to baby Future who belongs to I see her name,
Speaker 9: that baby Future. I know she get mad every day
Speaker 9: when she look at that birth certificate, because you know
Speaker 9: you look at a.
Speaker 6: Birth certificate every day.
Speaker 5: I think she's trying to change his.
Speaker 9: Name to what she should right, not the baby is
Speaker 9: you gotta get the badys off that baby?
Speaker 6: How dare you put that on that baby?
Speaker 4: Well that's why I know she must have been on
Speaker 4: lean too, because It's like, why would you name what?
Speaker 5: What were you sipping on?
Speaker 2: Right? His name isn't even future baby, that's that's the
Speaker 2: stage name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh right, famous and black.
Speaker 2: The baby's name is gonna be future.
Speaker 9: Anything North Apple, Like, I'm gonna name my baby Wolfgang.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna bring that name back. Why not?
Speaker 2: That's a classicist. That's a tbt.
Speaker 5: I my name my baby, Honey, Honey, come here, honey.
Speaker 6: Honey is cute.
Speaker 8: Honey is cute, Honey for a person, for a dog,
Speaker 8: Honey for dogs, is for for anod.
Speaker 9: I love an inappropriate name for a child. It's my
Speaker 9: favorite name of your baby, Honey, do it for me.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, Lacey's name is very.
Speaker 2: Lacey, Lacy Lacy Saber.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh my gosh, Okay, Lacey, stop deflecting.
Speaker 5: Give us some of the scam gossip now. I see
Speaker 5: what you're trying to.
Speaker 3: Do already for mess or you can I mean, or
Speaker 3: we can keep we can keep going off on a tangent,
Speaker 3: but whatever you want.
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm being gas lit and fine, no,
Speaker 9: that's the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yes with you and said, actually I am getting married,
Speaker 4: but I thought you were going to be different and
Speaker 4: change my life wait, did.
Speaker 2: This guy get married to the girl?
Speaker 9: Yeah, he got married and like there was like a
Speaker 9: famous singer there and he cried, I only know this, you.
Speaker 10: Know, I just want to Yeah, we're all on different times.
Speaker 9: Oh god, no, I think it was like a Mari
Speaker 9: or some ship. I can't remember, but it was some
Speaker 9: bitch singing. I love Amor and her legs, so it
Speaker 9: wasn't her. But yeah, no, that was a mess. Scams,
Speaker 9: so a big scam that I obviously I do a
Speaker 9: show called Scam Goddess, and I talk about scams all
Speaker 9: day long every day.
Speaker 2: I love scam.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, plugs it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm plugging because I know y'all have great fans,
Speaker 9: but you.
Speaker 2: Do you do.
Speaker 6: So I did a lot of scams as a young
Speaker 6: as a young ho. Most of them.
Speaker 5: Are here last year.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to separate myself. I'm trying to separate myself
Speaker 6: from my past.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So.
Speaker 9: I used to go One of the biggest ones was
Speaker 9: me and my homegirls. We used to go to nightclubs,
Speaker 9: we'd go on trips, and we would never spend any
Speaker 9: money anywhere, like on anything. So one of the things
Speaker 9: we would do is like we would go to Vegas
Speaker 9: and we would go to like we were like her
Speaker 9: one of my best friends has a condo in Vegas.
Speaker 9: It's like far off the strip, so we had the
Speaker 9: Uber and it was like twenty minutes and we would
Speaker 9: go to the strip and we would go to pool
Speaker 9: parties during the day and we would try to find
Speaker 9: like the richest niggas in there, and then we would
Speaker 9: hang out with them and then they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 9: y'all cool, Okay, y'all cool, like come with us. And
Speaker 9: then we'd be like, okay, where y'all going And they'd
Speaker 9: be like, oh, we're just gonna go to the hotel.
Speaker 6: Room for a nap, Like we like naps. We're gonna come.
Speaker 9: And then we would go to their hotel rooms and
Speaker 9: we would order lunch.
Speaker 6: So that's how we would get lunch. We would just.
Speaker 2: I do love a good hotel room service.
Speaker 5: Lunch, Survival of the fitness right here.
Speaker 2: A little buffet lunch. Love that.
Speaker 9: So then we get lunch while them niggas napping and
Speaker 9: we'd be like that's so good, Like they sleep, we eating,
Speaker 9: it's great. Then they wake up and we'd be like, oh,
Speaker 9: this was so fun. What chy'all doing tonight, and they'd
Speaker 9: be like, Oh, we're going to this club, were getting
Speaker 9: bombstars blah blah blah, be like, okay.
Speaker 6: Numbers exchange, we'll meet trying there.
Speaker 9: So then we go home, we shaller get dressed, go
Speaker 9: out and do this. And this was like on repeat.
Speaker 9: And at one point we met some guys who were
Speaker 9: on an NFL team, and they liked us so much
Speaker 9: that we would just go to different cities and be
Speaker 9: around them and which cities, Wait, hold on.
Speaker 5: How are you getting to the city?
Speaker 6: You had a car?
Speaker 9: No, all we had to Spain was sometimes not even
Speaker 9: the flight because I have been like traveled out by
Speaker 9: And then you know what's the funnest scam about this is,
Speaker 9: I'm this is racism, but I'm a dark skinned black woman,
Speaker 9: and so when you're with affluent niggas and athletes, they're
Speaker 9: looking at the light skinned women. They're trying to fuck
Speaker 9: the light skinned women or the white women.
Speaker 6: So now worry about me. So I'm just there having a.
Speaker 9: Good time, eating free food, ordering room surface, and nobody
Speaker 9: ever had tried to have said to me, I've.
Speaker 2: Been there in Miami. I love that.
Speaker 5: I love that I went to Miami, and I was upset.
Speaker 4: I was furious because everybody kept saying, They're like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're going to Miami and you're not paying for nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're definitely gonna have suck a dick.
Speaker 4: And then three days in, like he was on yachts.
Speaker 4: We had been to Noble like ten times. We had
Speaker 4: went to all these places, and I'm like, okay, so
Speaker 4: when are they gonna ask me?
Speaker 6: What are they going to propose that I suck a dick?
Speaker 2: When is he gonna play his dick on the table.
Speaker 5: My friend was like. My friend was like, girl, you're
Speaker 5: here because they like your personality.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 4: Ugly, okay, got it, got it right, my personality. I'm funny, Okay,
Speaker 4: you called me ugly?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 6: No, And you're fucking beautiful, both of you are.
Speaker 9: But it is this curse of having dark skin that
Speaker 9: like affluent.
Speaker 6: Men or you know, rich niggas.
Speaker 9: If we want to really make it base like they
Speaker 9: they're looking for fair skinned women. They're looking for white women,
Speaker 9: light women, and.
Speaker 3: I want something quote unquote exotic, exotic, because she's it's
Speaker 3: like she's black and Asian, Like that's what exotic.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, she's from Orlando. Is that exact?
Speaker 6: And they're like, she's from.
Speaker 9: Uh context, and they're like exotic and I and I
Speaker 9: used to take offense to it because also Sydney the
Speaker 9: personality thing has happened to me too, Like my friends
Speaker 9: will be like, come to Kyrie IRV house. We want
Speaker 9: to hear some jokes and I'm like, I'm not coming.
Speaker 9: I know what y'all want, and I.
Speaker 5: What's the fee are you paying?
Speaker 2: What are you paying?
Speaker 6: My right?
Speaker 9: They're like, oh, come hang out. I'm like no, Like
Speaker 9: I don't want to entertain the girls.
Speaker 6: I'm good, what do I get?
Speaker 9: So I get that, But I also as a scammer,
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, this is stealth mode.
Speaker 6: I can just get whatever I want and niggas.
Speaker 2: Won't bother me.
Speaker 3: And so I was like, Ohm, I like this for me, honestly,
Speaker 3: that's a great way to look at it.
Speaker 2: It really is because they're not checking for you, but
Speaker 2: you're there because your friends are there.
Speaker 5: So you're giving. You're getting the best of the world
Speaker 5: and not having to put out anything.
Speaker 6: And that's why I love That's why I love it.
Speaker 9: I remember I went to a night club and I
Speaker 9: think it was during All Star weekend, which we all.
Speaker 6: Know is a big thought weekend.
Speaker 9: And that's for us thought. I went to the forty
Speaker 9: forty Club, and this is back when Jay Z and
Speaker 9: Beyonce would like show up to the club like semi
Speaker 9: regularly because they were trying to get, you know, more
Speaker 9: people in the business. And so we got up to
Speaker 9: like the VIP section and they weren't letting people in.
Speaker 9: It didn't matterth you were cute, didn't matter if you
Speaker 9: were talking good like. It was like celebs and pr
Speaker 9: people only. So one of my friends was like, oh,
Speaker 9: we're all in black dresses. I just realized that.
Speaker 6: She was like, let's just grab these cups. I was
Speaker 6: like yeah.
Speaker 9: So I grabbed the cups and put them over my
Speaker 9: head like I was a bottle service waitress and they
Speaker 9: let us in.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm here to say.
Speaker 6: They let us.
Speaker 2: Yes, in the black dress.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm gonna star to drinks.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about all the times I did not wear
Speaker 3: a black dress to go to the club, and I'm
Speaker 3: actually disappointed at myself.
Speaker 6: Now, it's a good emergency plot.
Speaker 4: The annoying thing is that some times, even when you're
Speaker 4: not wearing a black dress. They'll ask you for a
Speaker 4: bottle service anyway, mm hmm, because you just got that
Speaker 4: bottle service face.
Speaker 9: You know you do give bottle service like you give
Speaker 9: hot and cute and thin.
Speaker 6: And I would ask you if you were doing bottle service.
Speaker 2: You give me, you give me, ignore the table.
Speaker 9: For your service of your life, but hottest bitch you've
Speaker 9: ever met, like.
Speaker 5: To be honest, best service, but worst attitude.
Speaker 2: I would have an add.
Speaker 6: Okay, I take that.
Speaker 5: I take for free. I give you things for free.
Speaker 5: I tell you who to hang out with, who not
Speaker 5: to hang out with. I tell you who to flirt with.
Speaker 2: I was good at my job, but when I wanted
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 6: I'm on the same page. I was the same way
Speaker 6: I did for a long time, not bottle service.
Speaker 9: I worked in fine dining because I was like, where
Speaker 9: the rich nick is at that?
Speaker 5: What are we calling it?
Speaker 6: No, I'm we're I'll tell you everywhere I worked. Fuck
Speaker 6: no more.
Speaker 3: Okay, grow you worked at Olive Garden with a button
Speaker 3: down blouse.
Speaker 6: When you're here your family.
Speaker 9: No, I worked at fucking this place called Roku, which
Speaker 9: is owned by Boa Steakhouse. I worked at this place
Speaker 9: in the Hampton's called Moby's, and that they're my primary
Speaker 9: customer because for some reason, people what.
Speaker 5: We call them a primary customer. You didn't call them
Speaker 5: a client. Dam when they call them clients.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, no, damn restaurant clients. You right about that.
Speaker 9: But my primary person was, uh fuck, what's that nigga
Speaker 9: from the Beatles?
Speaker 6: Paul Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2: You're from the Beatles. I'm like somebody white with a
Speaker 2: shaggy bangs. I don't know. He had a.
Speaker 9: Bang, he had a badang. And that was my main
Speaker 9: customer and he would ask for me, and so I'd
Speaker 9: always take care of him. I remember this allergies, his
Speaker 9: wife's allergy. She can't eat a bunch of shit whatever.
Speaker 9: And one day when he.
Speaker 5: Said, can you get the dark one out here?
Speaker 6: Where is Blackee? That's who I like. I made Blackee
Speaker 6: out here, and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, hello black beauty, my wife and I Hello, hello beauty.
Speaker 6: Ello nygro It's so good to say you. And that
Speaker 6: brings me into another scam.
Speaker 9: But working at this restaurant, I was dating this really
Speaker 9: hot for a wreaking man. I'm not going to say
Speaker 9: his name, and.
Speaker 6: I did, but you'll never hear it.
Speaker 9: So he was basically like an entrepreneurial drug dealer.
Speaker 6: He was starting to do the deal drugs.
Speaker 3: Okay, entry level drug dealer, yes, startups okay. He just
Speaker 3: finished his drug internship in the.
Speaker 2: City and now he's in the Hamptons.
Speaker 9: Right, And so the main drug in the Hamptons is
Speaker 9: obviously cocaine, and he was trying to sell it. But
Speaker 9: mind you, like, this is summer, it's humid. He had
Speaker 9: to live on the property because the servers made a
Speaker 9: lot of money, so we could rent houses in the
Speaker 9: Hamptons while we lived there to work. But uh, the
Speaker 9: busters didn't make as much, so they lived on the
Speaker 9: property so that it could kind of like even out,
Speaker 9: so they would make enough money that it would be worthwhile.
Speaker 9: This man was ordering baggies and scales to the property
Speaker 9: where he works from Amazon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bezos involved.
Speaker 6: Bezos was involved.
Speaker 9: Bezos will sell you everything you need to do crime. Okay,
Speaker 9: you just go on there today, Prime shipping for crime.
Speaker 2: Okay, you buy a gun on Amazon, No, oh, I
Speaker 2: think you have to go there. You have to show
Speaker 2: up in person. You probably get a gun, a gun
Speaker 2: from the Amazon.
Speaker 4: Locker, you know, I think I think you could get
Speaker 4: a gun online at Walmart.
Speaker 5: Walmart.
Speaker 2: Walmart sells guns.
Speaker 9: Walmart does sell guns. But even like Black Lives Matter
Speaker 9: made Walmart be like, Okay, we gotta stop selling guns
Speaker 9: because I feel like niggas is buying too many.
Speaker 2: No, they do sell They do sell guns on Amazon.
Speaker 6: They do.
Speaker 2: I think these are fake. Okay, they look real. They
Speaker 2: got the little orange chips on them though, got bawn
Speaker 2: that means they're not real.
Speaker 6: Okay. I's not to say I don't know. We could
Speaker 6: get ready for the revolution in two days shipping.
Speaker 3: And it's just or how much does a gun cost?
Speaker 3: Because this one is ninety nine dollars? And I feel like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a bb gun.
Speaker 2: Okay, ifew not.
Speaker 9: To pricing them, not to pricing them for affordability.
Speaker 2: What's a gun like hundred dollars? What do we think
Speaker 2: of gun costs?
Speaker 5: At least at least three hundred?
Speaker 6: Have you guys fired guns?
Speaker 2: No? But I want to go to a shooting range.
Speaker 6: Oh, you guys haven't from Texas. So guns are like culture.
Speaker 2: Guns are your best friend?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, fortunate lazy to hear that.
Speaker 9: Really, there's like a pink block that I want really badly,
Speaker 9: Like I think I'm gonna have to get it. It's
Speaker 9: like this pretty pink block nine and I want it.
Speaker 2: Put it on your Kwanza list.
Speaker 9: You Christmas lists block because I want to shoot stuff.
Speaker 2: Because she's from Texas.
Speaker 6: Okay, we like to shoot stuff.
Speaker 5: Have you ever like one of those Trump supporters?
Speaker 6: Oh nah nah, never did.
Speaker 9: But also at the same time, like they got guns,
Speaker 9: so we gotta have guns too. Like it's just how
Speaker 9: it is. I grew up there was always a gun
Speaker 9: in the house.
Speaker 6: Well I'm not dumb. I wasn't gonna try to shoot
Speaker 6: myself with it, but I played with it. You know,
Speaker 6: it's fine.
Speaker 9: There has there been a Christmas where I went to
Speaker 9: a gun store.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, like you know, it's true.
Speaker 9: I found a black owned gun range out here in
Speaker 9: Los Angeles. Actually, I'm gonna go there soon. It's in Burbank.
Speaker 9: Oh shit, I don't know the name right now, but
Speaker 9: I'll let you know. But it's a black owned gun
Speaker 9: range because I'm scared of gun rangers because I just
Speaker 9: feel like white people are gonna be like oops and
Speaker 9: like shoot towards me instead of the paper, and I get.
Speaker 6: Scared about that. I have anxiety. But I know what
Speaker 6: a black one, I'll probably be like they were.
Speaker 3: All going to show me maybe, But at the black one,
Speaker 3: people are gonna be trying to shoot with the gun sideways.
Speaker 4: They're gonna trying to take pictures and selfies with it.
Speaker 4: They're gonna selim on and they're.
Speaker 2: Gonna be like, yeah, don't let it know. Jamaican's over there.
Speaker 6: They just love a gun photo.
Speaker 9: Why why do we love a gun photo so much?
Speaker 2: I don't know, But I'm gonna get my gun license.
Speaker 3: Me and my me and my sister are like registering
Speaker 3: to get them for when the revolution comes.
Speaker 6: You know, I've said this on so many podcasts this week.
Speaker 6: When the revolution comes, I'm gonna be handing out water.
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna be shooting people I don't want to die.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna be with you. I'm gonna be handing
Speaker 4: out Gatorades and trail mix.
Speaker 9: If you need a nature Valley, pull up to me
Speaker 9: in Sydney's Corner and we got you.
Speaker 3: Want those dry ass, chalky ass granola bars, that's nothing news.
Speaker 4: We're gonna be selling it to, you know, the people
Speaker 4: that we don't like, so that they can you know,
Speaker 4: hold them back.
Speaker 2: So their gums can bleed.
Speaker 6: Right, we need them to choke.
Speaker 9: That's gonna be our We're gonna give Popeyes biscuits and
Speaker 9: then Chapelle bars with no water.
Speaker 2: I remember Popeye's biscuits. I want some biscuits right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, now, wait lazy, Now, this year has been tough.
Speaker 4: This has been a tough year. I feel like to
Speaker 4: even for Nagel a scam. Have you been partaking in
Speaker 4: that this year or no?
Speaker 9: It actually hasn't been a tough year for scams. It's
Speaker 9: been an excellent year for scams, getting excellent, excellent.
Speaker 6: Year for scams.
Speaker 9: The thing about scams that I love so much is
Speaker 9: they're constantly evolving. You see how I put on my
Speaker 9: Barbara Walter's voice I talk on ABAC and which was
Speaker 9: the biggest scam of all was them having me be
Speaker 9: a talking head as an expert.
Speaker 6: And I was like, okay, you are, You're.
Speaker 2: Who's the one on Who's the one on the Potomac?
Speaker 3: Wendy, You're Wendy the one that's I was talking about
Speaker 3: how she you know, she's on TV and stuff.
Speaker 6: I'm on TV. No.
Speaker 9: But scams are all about innovating and one of the
Speaker 9: beautiful things about scams is over time you see how
Speaker 9: people are like, oh there's some new shit. Oh, let
Speaker 9: me figureut how to rob these like it just keeps happening.
Speaker 9: So COVID popped up, and one of my favorite COVID scams.
Speaker 9: It's actually really terrible. Actually, I will tell you a
Speaker 9: few some are nice.
Speaker 5: Put that together, a COVID scam.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, baby, the COVID scams are popping.
Speaker 3: Okay, now you get my notebook ahead, and I'll.
Speaker 6: Tell you the fun one first. I'll couch it between
Speaker 6: a fun and a bad.
Speaker 9: So the fun one is a lot of people are
Speaker 9: filing for relief benefits. But when you file for relief benefits,
Speaker 9: there's different sectors, there's different areas, and they the government
Speaker 9: just allocates a fuck ton of money and doesn't pay
Speaker 9: attention to who applies for it. So there recently I
Speaker 9: talked about in Euclid, Ohio, there was a family who
Speaker 9: registered twenty businesses and got seventy two applications for farm
Speaker 9: relief saying that they had a farm. They got seven
Speaker 9: million dollars from the government before anybody was like, wait
Speaker 9: a minute. And when I tell you these niggas. Theyn't
Speaker 9: have no farm. I don't even know if they had
Speaker 9: a plant. Right, you pull up, it's an apartment, Like
Speaker 9: where the farm?
Speaker 6: Where's the farm?
Speaker 2: Money?
Speaker 3: They gotta they have a goat living in the house though,
Speaker 3: because you know, what did they do with the money.
Speaker 6: What niggas do with money? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just bought a boat.
Speaker 6: They stole it, and I was like, this is beautiful.
Speaker 6: I was like, I have one plant.
Speaker 9: I'm a farmer, as am I I should apply for
Speaker 9: some relief. Like wait, so this was in Utah, it
Speaker 9: was in Euclid, Ohio. It was in Ohio. Okay, so
Speaker 9: they got there.
Speaker 5: They don't even need that money much money to live
Speaker 5: in Ohio.
Speaker 6: You don't that, you really don't.
Speaker 2: That's when I'm like, you're being super greedy.
Speaker 6: They were greedy. It's like seventy two applications. Seventy two.
Speaker 3: Wait, so they filled out seventy two applications and got
Speaker 3: seven million dollars mm hm.
Speaker 9: But they got caught, yeah, because they probably have stopped
Speaker 9: like sixty five.
Speaker 6: Like seventy two too much.
Speaker 3: But you know what it is, they probably got that
Speaker 3: seven million dollars and then they applied again yeah.
Speaker 9: And they're like, why are there's so many farms in Ohio?
Speaker 9: Are there that many farms in Ohio? Somebody, finally a
Speaker 9: hater caught on was like, I feel like there are
Speaker 9: as many farms in Ohio. Like, so they got caught,
Speaker 9: But I love that scam. That's a coronavirus scam. The
Speaker 9: bad scam that I'm couching in between is there have
Speaker 9: been coronavirus testing centers because you know, testing has been big.
Speaker 9: I feel like I get tested more than a porn
Speaker 9: star now, like there's always somebody.
Speaker 6: Up my nose, Like it's just happening all the time.
Speaker 9: And so these people set up a fake testing center
Speaker 9: in a church parking lot and charged people two hundred
Speaker 9: dollars and god knows what they were putting up people's
Speaker 9: nose because it wasn't no cotton swap from the government.
Speaker 2: They might Johnson and Johnson. It was a regular qtube.
Speaker 6: It was a fenty lip brush.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's what it was. It was a Saphora
Speaker 2: lip brush. Honestly, Oh that's longer.
Speaker 6: That's longer, right.
Speaker 3: And then they put it in a little little ziplock
Speaker 3: bag that they flew in the trash right.
Speaker 6: They were like, we gonna tell you in seventy two.
Speaker 9: Hours how much money did they make in this parking lot.
Speaker 9: They made a lot of money. I don't know how much,
Speaker 9: but I also know that they got away, and also
Speaker 9: that they have popped up during every pandemic, no matter
Speaker 9: how big or small. So when swine flu bird flew,
Speaker 9: when things popped up, they always pop up, like we'll
Speaker 9: test the girls two hundred.
Speaker 5: Dollars a voice.
Speaker 3: Yo, that's we should do that this time next year.
Speaker 3: If the MODERNA vaccine is approved, we should be like, yes,
Speaker 3: we we two, we're testing people in this car wash
Speaker 3: sparking line, like.
Speaker 5: Our names are Diurna. We're the cousin of Moroderna.
Speaker 3: That yeah, that's my little sister Astrazenica.
Speaker 9: I'd be like, wait a minute, y'all just poked me
Speaker 9: with a pin. Seemed like a natle, Like what happened.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, these the new ones, these the new ones? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, I like that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, you have another good one for us?
Speaker 9: Yes, so another one that I really love that's happening
Speaker 9: right now during covid.
Speaker 6: Is people.
Speaker 9: So I guess this is kind of like the first one,
Speaker 9: but it's with rappers and that made me so happy.
Speaker 6: So there's rappers like so, you know, there's small.
Speaker 9: Business loans, so we talked about farmer loans. There's small
Speaker 9: business loans that were bailouts that were happening in June
Speaker 9: as well.
Speaker 6: So rappers.
Speaker 9: Like the nigga from Pretty Ricky, who is the one
Speaker 9: you would never know.
Speaker 6: I don't know his name, the dreads no his light skin,
Speaker 6: he's called a pudgy. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh, the one that's bald that was on Love and
Speaker 5: Hip Hop LA.
Speaker 2: Maybe not spectacular.
Speaker 6: I feel like I feel like.
Speaker 9: You're onto it, Cinny. I feel like that's right. He
Speaker 9: applied for some small business loans and hop in which
Speaker 9: he took the small loans.
Speaker 6: Yeaplue, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 9: He took the small business loans and invested them in
Speaker 9: the Feriri.
Speaker 2: Yes, because he needs a way. He needs to get
Speaker 2: to work. He needs a mode of transportation.
Speaker 4: Wait, Lathy, you're telling me that you didn't take your
Speaker 4: unemployment and put it in some socks.
Speaker 9: I didn't, Okay, I fucked up. I didn't get any
Speaker 9: unemployment and I'm so dumb for that.
Speaker 2: I'm so dumb for that in the whole time, babe.
Speaker 9: Well that was the other thing is like I have
Speaker 9: had so the last job that I had where I
Speaker 9: was like waiting tables.
Speaker 6: I got fired. Honestly, it was a scam job.
Speaker 9: I got fucking fired because I was in the kitchen
Speaker 9: making a crimbrewle.
Speaker 6: At mind you, I'm a waiter.
Speaker 2: This story is what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got fired because I was in the kitchen
Speaker 3: making a crim brulet. Apparently, allegedly, the whole building burnt
Speaker 3: down and then.
Speaker 4: I'm starting all of my conversations. Well, I was in
Speaker 4: the kitchen making it crimballet.
Speaker 6: That's not my job.
Speaker 9: The cook was gone, So I was like, oh, I
Speaker 9: gotta make this crimblee because we had a table with
Speaker 9: some bitches who really was celling. You know when bitches
Speaker 9: be having birthdays and they be having birthdays and she
Speaker 9: was a bitch for a birthday and she was like,
Speaker 9: it's my birthday, Like give me the birthday.
Speaker 6: And I was like, okay, but.
Speaker 5: But what birthday, bitch? Want a crimble lay That doesn't
Speaker 5: even feel like a bitch birthday cake.
Speaker 9: That's all we had. It was Beverly Hills, that's all.
Speaker 2: We had.
Speaker 9: We had no cake for the whole like, so it
Speaker 9: was like booting free a mom and pop, but like
Speaker 9: for rich clientele. And they didn't know what they were doing.
Speaker 9: So I'm in there cooking this crimble let. Some rich
Speaker 9: fashion bitch gets sit down in my section. Now here's
Speaker 9: the thing about rich fashion bitches. When they're young, super fun.
Speaker 9: When they get old because the industry does not look
Speaker 9: kindly upon older people, they get mean and like they
Speaker 9: need power, like that's their thing.
Speaker 6: So you gotta be.
Speaker 9: Bending your ass over and you know, showing your whole
Speaker 9: amus to get them to like you.
Speaker 6: Like you have to do the most. So I should
Speaker 6: have been.
Speaker 9: Out there when my booty hole out, but I was
Speaker 9: making a crimble light. So I did this. I was
Speaker 9: late to getting to this table, and I tried to
Speaker 9: win them back.
Speaker 6: I gave them so much free shit. They was not
Speaker 6: fucking me this ho.
Speaker 3: Wrote a letter, a letter, a letter, a letter on stationary.
Speaker 6: I think so parchment.
Speaker 5: She said, pentipad.
Speaker 3: She she took a quill to a piece of pirate.
Speaker 6: And dipped it in the page. Letter.
Speaker 9: Yo, do it, That's what happened. And when I write them,
Speaker 9: he better fire her now.
Speaker 6: And that's what happened. So she wrote the letter.
Speaker 9: They fired me, and because I hadn't been on record
Speaker 9: doing anything wrong, being late whatever, I filed for unemployment.
Speaker 9: I filed for unemployment and they're like, oh, it's wrong
Speaker 9: for termination.
Speaker 6: Them niggas had to pay me twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Twelve thousand I was in dollars.
Speaker 6: And I wasn't even I wasn't even working at full time.
Speaker 9: I had not made near anywhere near that kind of
Speaker 9: money there.
Speaker 6: And that's how I started my comedy career. And the
Speaker 6: niggas was mad.
Speaker 9: They started reaching out to my other jobs and being like,
Speaker 9: can I help us with this? Like what's going on?
Speaker 9: They were like, no, she quit from here. Like y'all
Speaker 9: gotta take that out.
Speaker 4: You're a small black business you start, that's a small
Speaker 4: black business loan right there.
Speaker 6: It was, And I took it and had my small black.
Speaker 2: Business as you should.
Speaker 9: It did feel like a scare that acting you took
Speaker 9: your classes up tops.
Speaker 2: Who was who was this fashion chick? Was it Chrissy Turlington?
Speaker 6: No, I've actually waited on Chrissy tig And and she's very nice.
Speaker 2: Really, it was Janis Dickinson.
Speaker 9: No, it was someone like when I tell you it
Speaker 9: was one of those girls who was never on the stage,
Speaker 9: but was always behind the curtain giving the girls their orders.
Speaker 9: Like one of those girls like you would. She's not famous,
Speaker 9: but she's powerful.
Speaker 6: You could just tell.
Speaker 9: She Andre. Her name is Andre Leon Talley. I love Andre.
Speaker 9: I want to wear the robes. I want to wear
Speaker 9: the Vogue robes.
Speaker 3: The Vogue robes, they're not ropes no more. That's just
Speaker 3: Andre's clothes. Just get your a little choir robe and
Speaker 3: put it on. Open it just a church choir robe.
Speaker 9: That's what I love about fashion people. They work in
Speaker 9: fashion so long, they just start wearing the same thing.
Speaker 9: They're like, I'm tired, I don't want to put on
Speaker 9: outfits anymore.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you see what Anna Wintour has given us.
Speaker 3: She's given us that tired hairstyle.
Speaker 6: That banang needs to retire. It's tired, but.
Speaker 3: It's giving like a young Madeline And it's like you
Speaker 3: too old for his haircut?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Or not even that you're too old? Can you just
Speaker 2: give us fashion? Can you?
Speaker 6: Like Anna?
Speaker 9: We need to stop having so many milestones this year,
Speaker 9: Like we finally hired a nigger for photographers like this.
Speaker 2: Now they're and now they're using him for everything, which
Speaker 2: we love.
Speaker 6: But we do love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's just like, sis, are you just gonna
Speaker 3: give us the same tweed belted dress all day? Like
Speaker 3: you're not even gonna give us a slouchy jean or nothing.
Speaker 6: She says, that's all you get.
Speaker 9: Yes, I love that, you guess, Sidney, we are talking
Speaker 9: about Anna and Anna.
Speaker 4: Anna has first of all, a bob with bangs. You
Speaker 4: can't just wear anything with that haircut. It's it's very specific.
Speaker 2: That's why the haircut gotta go. Dude, like you know
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 4: I think she is hiding a big old Rihanna Finki
Speaker 4: savage forehead underneath them banks.
Speaker 5: And that's why she hasn't stop wearing.
Speaker 6: Is it a wig or is it her hair?
Speaker 2: It's giving, it's giving wig. But I think give her wig.
Speaker 2: It's giving wig.
Speaker 5: Let's ask Andre Talon or whatever.
Speaker 6: He'll never tell He'll never tell us.
Speaker 2: It might be on page fourteen of the book, you know,
Speaker 2: because he's upset. So he's like, she mean to me,
Speaker 2: she was mean to black people. And it's like, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 2: we know.
Speaker 6: We know. Not surprised you didn't leave. You stay.
Speaker 3: You say you stayed because you know at the moment
Speaker 3: at the time she was being nice to you. As
Speaker 3: soon as she turned on him, it was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 3: she's not nice, And it's like, babe, we already do that.
Speaker 6: But that's the thing about life. I don't know.
Speaker 9: As an actor in Hollywood, I feel like there's a
Speaker 9: lot of people who are mean that I know, but
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna tell y'all they mean. But if they
Speaker 9: start acting out of the pocket and wild, you know,
Speaker 9: maybe I will hop on Twitter and be.
Speaker 6: Like that nigga was mean.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I'm just gonna sell the pod. We'll like
Speaker 2: to know. We'll save a life for celebrity debrief.
Speaker 5: Wait, lazy, have you ever gotten scammed though? What about
Speaker 5: this year?
Speaker 6: So I had a job. I had a running.
Speaker 9: Where I was paying my cleaning guy whose name is Daniel.
Speaker 2: And clean guy.
Speaker 5: I don't even want to hear it. Cleaning guy.
Speaker 3: Wait, you're home during the pandemic and you had a clean.
Speaker 6: I leave when they come clean. I leave the place
Speaker 6: and they come clean and then I come back.
Speaker 2: So but you're home to clean as well, but you
Speaker 2: just don't want to do it. Yeah, well that's that crime.
Speaker 2: Roulet money whatever. He see you good, you deserve it. Okay,
Speaker 2: what do you do? What do you do?
Speaker 9: So I just vin mooted the wrong Daniel and I've
Speaker 9: venmoted him for the cleaning services. And it's only like
Speaker 9: one hundred fifty bucks because my apartment's small and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: You sent the wrong person one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And then for two months I was like, hey,
Speaker 9: I said you did money. I said it once, but
Speaker 9: I was just like, hey, I said, you just money,
Speaker 9: But it was an accident.
Speaker 6: He from somebody from high school. No response.
Speaker 9: And then when I clicked on it again after my
Speaker 9: cleaning guy had come back and I remembered that I
Speaker 9: had sent the money to the wrong place the last time,
Speaker 9: people had started liking the comment. When I was like, hey,
Speaker 9: can you send this money back? And somebody was like, like,
Speaker 9: you see I'm being robbed.
Speaker 6: Why are you liking this? Taylor. I'm not gonna say
Speaker 6: your last name, but it was.
Speaker 2: Taylor, Taylor Swift. We know who you are.
Speaker 4: One hundred and fifty dollars. You should have let them
Speaker 4: have that, lady, you got it.
Speaker 2: No, that's wasn't And I need it now.
Speaker 9: I'm of both of your minds because part of me
Speaker 9: was like, all right, it's been a month and a half,
Speaker 9: I'm gonna just let it rock.
Speaker 6: Maybe it's a blessing.
Speaker 9: Maybe God had used me as a conduit, okay, And
Speaker 9: then the other part of me is like, no, I'll
Speaker 9: work for that money.
Speaker 6: Get back. So finally he actually this week.
Speaker 9: And I don't know if it's because I got on
Speaker 9: Twitter and I was like, Yo, my friend rabed me
Speaker 9: and that's not my friend. I don't know him like that.
Speaker 9: But I got on Twitter and was like, y'all, I
Speaker 9: got scared.
Speaker 5: You gave him the money?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you said it was only one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars as well.
Speaker 9: Wow, Andrew, Wow, thank you.
Speaker 5: Andrew knows when to come in, baby darling.
Speaker 1: Wow, bigger battles. What side are you on?
Speaker 9: I told you I'm of two minds. I'm of both
Speaker 9: of their minds. I got the red and the I
Speaker 9: mean the blue and the pink up here and like,
Speaker 9: and that's because they're both giving excellent lightning. I know
Speaker 9: you can't you guys can't see that, but they are,
Speaker 9: like they served so much what a casual serve unnecessary truly,
Speaker 9: but I appreciate. Uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he sent the money back.
Speaker 2: Oh, after I got on Twitter, So did you pay
Speaker 2: the real Daniel?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was paying.
Speaker 9: I had to pay him again when I was waiting
Speaker 9: on the money. I just had to pay him again
Speaker 9: because he was like I didn't get it, and I
Speaker 9: was like, oh, I sent it and I looked and
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, I said.
Speaker 6: It's the wrong eye.
Speaker 5: I got it.
Speaker 2: I got it, sir, Sir.
Speaker 9: I'd been like, you gotta take it up with this
Speaker 9: other person. You gotta fight him. You gotta fight him.
Speaker 2: Who paid? That's it girl.
Speaker 9: Oh So no, the scams keep coming. They're they're coming,
Speaker 9: and I love it.
Speaker 6: That's only Oh.
Speaker 9: The whole point of that story with the crimbulet Sydney
Speaker 9: was to say, because I got that much an unemployment
Speaker 9: and them niggas was like, wait a minute. Unemployment from
Speaker 9: the government eventually reached out to me and they took
Speaker 9: like five hundred dollars out of my refund check one
Speaker 9: year because they were like, we overpaid you. And I
Speaker 9: was like, this is not a problem, Like why are
Speaker 9: you talking to me about this? It's just like the
Speaker 9: Venmo guy.
Speaker 5: Nothing. When they gave you twelve thousand.
Speaker 9: Yeah, a fuck them for taking anything. I took the
Speaker 9: l but I was mad about it. I was like,
Speaker 9: why I think you're mailing me. They kept mailing me like,
Speaker 9: hey girl, we overpaid you, and I was like, no,
Speaker 9: I'm not listening. And then axes came and I thought,
Speaker 9: you know, I'm about to make it rain like the
Speaker 9: rest of the community. And they were like, no, girl,
Speaker 9: we're taking.
Speaker 3: Honestly, anytime this government sends me a letter saying that
Speaker 3: I owe him money or something, is sure I ignore
Speaker 3: it because I feel like it's my right to do that.
Speaker 3: Cut to me in jail next to Westy Snipe.
Speaker 2: No way, you're fine.
Speaker 6: No, I love the tax fraud.
Speaker 4: Okay, well you have your number one stunner right here.
Speaker 6: Listen.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
Speaker 9: I haven't paid my taxes year. It's fine for this year. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I had to get a new accountant. It was some shit.
Speaker 9: When I tell you, I thought my accountant was dead
Speaker 9: and maybe that's a scam.
Speaker 2: Wait, why did you think your accountant was What happened?
Speaker 9: So I googled him. I only say his first name,
Speaker 9: but I googled Bruce's last name because I couldn't get
Speaker 9: a hold of this nigga. I was calling him, I was
Speaker 9: texting him, I was emailing him. I was like, why
Speaker 9: does he never respond? And so I googled him and
Speaker 9: they were like and on Google, the first thing that
Speaker 9: popped up with CPA was a nigga who was dead,
Speaker 9: and so I was like, oh my god, my counting died,
Speaker 9: Like that's why he hit me back?
Speaker 3: Yes, And that made you feel a tiny bit better,
Speaker 3: but also a tiny bit worse.
Speaker 6: Right because I was like, damn on my asshole.
Speaker 9: Then I found out he wasn't dead, and I was like,
Speaker 9: what the hell.
Speaker 6: Like, it's been a mess. It's been a mess, girl.
Speaker 2: F the's taxes.
Speaker 3: Honestly, put seven hundred and fifty dollars in an envelope
Speaker 3: and send it to the government.
Speaker 9: We're all doing Trump taxes now, Okay, Like the fuck
Speaker 9: is we paying all these taxes for seven fifty that's.
Speaker 2: For the for the roads that we're not driving on.
Speaker 5: Nude I owed eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: So well that's a different that's for all the roads.
Speaker 9: Honestly, they need to give you some plaques, Sydney. Don't
Speaker 9: send in that money without them giving you a planque
Speaker 9: where they.
Speaker 4: When finally when like no, no, no, I got like
Speaker 4: everything validated and like they're gonna help me windle it
Speaker 4: down to you know, something that's super doable. I will
Speaker 4: be making a large post about it, and I'll be
Speaker 4: giving myself my own award.
Speaker 9: Yes, here's the last scam I'll tell you guys about.
Speaker 6: Taxes are a scam.
Speaker 9: So the government purposely underfunds the IRS. People lobby for it,
Speaker 9: and the whole reason why is because if the IRS
Speaker 9: is underfunded, they can only afford to audit the middle class.
Speaker 9: So that's why we get audited more than billionaires. Because
Speaker 9: a billionaire has money everywhere, They have all this paperwork,
Speaker 9: all this information. It takes more people, it takes more time,
Speaker 9: it takes more money. And so since they simply cannot
Speaker 9: afford to audit them, they don't.
Speaker 6: And that's why we're getting fucked.
Speaker 9: We need to fund the IRS, like defund the police
Speaker 9: and fund the IRS so them niggas get and get
Speaker 9: to the billionaires because I'm tired of paying more than
Speaker 9: I should or or.
Speaker 3: The flip side of that is, become wealthy, never pay
Speaker 3: at tax again.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 9: See what that's America scam they all, but he changes,
Speaker 9: we all gonna be.
Speaker 3: Wealthy, Yes, but I feel like the people on this
Speaker 3: call gonna be wealthy. I don't know about anybody else
Speaker 3: in America. I feel like we're in a good place.
Speaker 4: Order for that to happen, we have to become the
Speaker 4: one percent. And to be the one percent, you have
Speaker 4: to be a bad person.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to kill people, you have to kill.
Speaker 2: We're ready.
Speaker 3: We're getting pistols from Amazon dot com and.
Speaker 9: Girl Girls murdering the best Billionaire ever exactly, jump in
Speaker 9: those are we're going murdering.
Speaker 6: We're going killing.
Speaker 9: Come on, my gun's gonna be pink because I'm a feminist,
Speaker 9: like killers, but make them women.
Speaker 5: For the people who you might want to drag scammers?
Speaker 5: What's the what's the pro in it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Why why do people scam? Overall?
Speaker 6: Because everything is made up? Everything made up? Stay woked.
Speaker 9: So when people be like you're breaking the rules, who
Speaker 9: the fuck made the rules?
Speaker 6: Mister rules?
Speaker 9: Man, fuck that nigga, Like it's it's all.
Speaker 2: Mister rules man. Like there used to.
Speaker 9: Be rules that we couldn't get married inter racially. There
Speaker 9: used to be rules that all well, not you Andrew,
Speaker 9: but the three of us couldn't eat in the same
Speaker 9: restaurant as white folks are drink from the same water.
Speaker 9: Found those were rules and they were fake and they
Speaker 9: were made up. So it's like for me, scammers are
Speaker 9: people who think freely and.
Speaker 6: Get what they want. And yeah, some of them are
Speaker 6: fucked up.
Speaker 9: Some of them are murderers, and I don't support that,
Speaker 9: But there are people who are scammers who I death. Look,
Speaker 9: I support jaywalking, I support tax fraud.
Speaker 5: I support walk into the tax fraud. Is that?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: So is jaywalking when you don't touch the curve but
Speaker 3: you cross two streets at the same time.
Speaker 6: That's not what jaywalking is.
Speaker 3: Lived walk that jaywalking is when I walk when it
Speaker 3: says don't walk, that's what jaywalking is.
Speaker 6: Yes, you've lived in New York for too long.
Speaker 2: How we walk here? I'm like, what, that's just walking?
Speaker 1: I want to know what you thought it was.
Speaker 3: Jaywalking is like if you're on if there's four corners
Speaker 3: on the street, right and diagonally diagonal cross, No, that's
Speaker 3: like a walk. No, that is an art form, babe.
Speaker 9: Did you think jay walking was where you like walk
Speaker 9: in a jay do a j a lowercase jbaby, that's
Speaker 9: where you walk in a jay like.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell it is.
Speaker 3: I just know that that's how we cross the street
Speaker 3: here and that's how the cool kids are doing it.
Speaker 3: And anytime I'm not in New York and I try
Speaker 3: to cross like that, people are like shocked.
Speaker 9: Same, I still cross the street like a New Yorker
Speaker 9: and everyone realizes, like you're going to die. I'm like no,
Speaker 9: I'll go on the street and sometimes like a car
Speaker 9: will pull up because it's definitely a green light, and
Speaker 9: I'm deciding to cross because I want to, and I'll
Speaker 9: put my hand up like this and I'll be like stop,
Speaker 9: crossing guard. Exactly, I'm the crossing guard.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Uh wait, so City, did she answer the question that
Speaker 3: you just asked, because I don't remember.
Speaker 4: What it was, like what's the pros? And like being
Speaker 4: a scammer? Like a good that comes out of it?
Speaker 4: And she's like yes, because nothing is real.
Speaker 6: Yes, love the recap, good recap.
Speaker 3: Do you have a do you want to leave us
Speaker 3: with your favorite scam of all time or something that
Speaker 3: you feel like these people need to know about.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sure, my, Oh go ahead.
Speaker 4: I was like I wanted to petition, how do we
Speaker 4: get Joanna Scammer back because I think she like propelled
Speaker 4: a lot the scamming lifestyle and then just dropped off
Speaker 4: the face of the earth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we need her back.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you guys off the pot about some of that.
Speaker 6: But but.
Speaker 5: Juice, But I.
Speaker 6: Would love for Brandon to return.
Speaker 9: He seems to, you know, not want to do as
Speaker 9: much posting right now, But I would love for him
Speaker 9: to return because he's so funny, like so funny. Last
Speaker 9: and final, I'll leave you with a scam that I
Speaker 9: love the most, which is Anadelfy. I think she's gonna
Speaker 9: have a show coming out on Netflix soon.
Speaker 6: I hope she's getting paid from it.
Speaker 9: She's the white woman who lives in New York City,
Speaker 9: white woman. She's European, and she hired someone to play
Speaker 9: her fitness instructor. She stayed at several hotels and told
Speaker 9: them that she was gonna wire transfer the money and
Speaker 9: never did.
Speaker 6: She pimped out all.
Speaker 9: Of her new rich friends that she met during fashion week.
Speaker 9: She took a trip to uh what is that place
Speaker 9: called Morocco where she stayed in the hotel, racked up
Speaker 9: a ton of money, and then.
Speaker 6: Told her homegirl.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, girl, I left my card at home,
Speaker 9: like I got her pay friend if they saying the
Speaker 9: money not there, but I'm gonna get you back.
Speaker 6: And never paid her back.
Speaker 9: And the reason I love her so much is because
Speaker 9: in court when she was on trial, when they were
Speaker 9: closing the arguments, she gets up, she talks, she does
Speaker 9: her you know, witness whatever whatever, testifies and at the
Speaker 9: end she goes, I.
Speaker 6: Am not a good person. And I was like, oh
Speaker 6: my god.
Speaker 9: I feel like people don't say that enough, like if
Speaker 9: you're not a good person, just like, oh, like no
Speaker 9: one will.
Speaker 6: Do that, Like Donald Trump is not a good person.
Speaker 6: But that nigga will never just be like evil, Like
Speaker 6: come on.
Speaker 3: Don't he will all he'll scream from the rooftops that
Speaker 3: he is actually a good person.
Speaker 9: And it's like, don't we all know we saw you, girl,
Speaker 9: We saw you everywhere that you had went. So the
Speaker 9: fact that she owned that shit, I was like, let
Speaker 9: her free because she's a national treasure, like.
Speaker 3: The fact that but only a white woman from Europe
Speaker 3: can get away with something like that because she got
Speaker 3: that accent, so people think that, oh, maybe she does
Speaker 3: come from money. And then when you say something like
Speaker 3: wire transfer. You can't be from New York and say
Speaker 3: wire transfer. People don't know venmo me now. But the
Speaker 3: fact that she had this little accent, they were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she must be good for it.
Speaker 6: You're absolutely right.
Speaker 4: You can't say transfer a wire transfer, you're broke, Like,
Speaker 4: who's wire transferring Western?
Speaker 2: That's Western Union for black people.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, no, no, that would have been my flag
Speaker 5: right there.
Speaker 9: The rich people are still using the wires apparently, like,
Speaker 9: and there's levels the wires.
Speaker 3: I mean you can't, like, you can't vemoke somebody twenty
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. So yeah, wire transfer, I guess it is.
Speaker 3: But I think Shonda Rhyme is working on that show
Speaker 3: for Netflix because I auditioned for that.
Speaker 6: Oh I would love to see you as Annadelvi. I
Speaker 6: don't want it. Why does that happen to white? But whatever?
Speaker 3: I auditioned to be a fashion stylist that styled her
Speaker 3: for the court dates this year.
Speaker 9: Oh you know, they had an instagram for her court
Speaker 9: that date looks like every court luke that she had.
Speaker 9: There was an instagram that was just like Anna's court
Speaker 9: luke's because she was giving at the court dates.
Speaker 2: So she pretended to be what's her name, Anna Karnanova?
Speaker 2: What is her name? No 's not what it is?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because I'm calling her by her fake name because.
Speaker 9: Anna Deelviy isn't her real name. She got many names,
Speaker 9: but Anna Delvi. Yes, yes, yes, I also love someone
Speaker 9: with so many names.
Speaker 2: She's Russian and she's twenty nine years old.
Speaker 4: Okay, really she's so well now twenty nine, but when
Speaker 4: it happened she was younger.
Speaker 2: She's twenty five.
Speaker 9: Damn, pos shouldn't put her in jail. Scammers are some
Speaker 9: of the most talented people I know, and I feel
Speaker 9: like they're just misguided and we have to guide them
Speaker 9: to the right path.
Speaker 6: So, if you have a.
Speaker 9: Kid who seems like he might get into robbery, and
Speaker 9: let me tell you how, you know you have a
Speaker 9: kid who's a scammer. They try to make a lemonade stand,
Speaker 9: get that nigga a book because if they trying to
Speaker 9: make a lemonade stand, they are a future criminal.
Speaker 6: You need to talk to them.
Speaker 9: Girl a mess any kind of entrepreneurship as a kid,
Speaker 9: they sell a candy out, they backpack, they do anything.
Speaker 6: They are a scammer. You just have to guide them.
Speaker 3: It sounds like any future businessman is a scammer, is
Speaker 3: what you're saying.
Speaker 5: And yeah, I love that for us.
Speaker 6: The whole concept of business is a scam.
Speaker 9: People just being like, hmm, people need things, I will
Speaker 9: charge them.
Speaker 6: It's a scam.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, there's three weeks left of the year or
Speaker 3: something like that. I'm gonna do my best to end
Speaker 3: the year with a cute little scam. I don't know
Speaker 3: what it's gonna be yet, but.
Speaker 2: I think you can do it.
Speaker 6: Marie. I don't love that for you.
Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 6: I believe in you too.
Speaker 3: Inks Anyway, Lacey, tell people who are listening where they
Speaker 3: can catch your podcast.
Speaker 2: Where they can catch you on socials.
Speaker 9: Oh guys, uh, you can catch me at d I
Speaker 9: v A l A c I Diva Lacey on all platforms.
Speaker 9: And if you like scams and comedy, you can come
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