WEBVTT - "The Scam Expert" with Laci Mosley 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.679 Forever. 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:04.800 All right, we back, we back, we. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.520 Back, welcome back, well. 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:13.520 Welcome back, welcome back, well come back. 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:16.840 Okay, hello friends. We just want to say one thing. 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:20.919 We want to shout out everybody who posted that they 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:24.439 are obsessed with the podcast and showing us the minutes 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.319 or thousands of hours they spent listening to us. 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:28.240 Run our mouths. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:30.640 Yes, I was very nice. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:32.760 This is the most wonderful time of the year when 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.360 people get their end of the year wrap up from 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:39.279 Spotify and it's like ten thousand minutes unofficial Expert and 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:41.200 I'm like, ugh, I'm like, that's how. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:41.919 Much we talk. 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.400 Yeah, but also it's like, damn, you know too much. 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:46.200 You gotta die. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:48.199 All these people have got to die, Like I have 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:49.600 to heal them, murder them. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.080 Yeah, but it's not ten thousand new minutes of tea. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.720 Sometimes it's you know, it's shade, it's other people's business. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:57.480 It's a little bit of our business. 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.600 This year was this year was most of our business. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:01.080 Marie. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:06.240 Yeah, well, I have not mentioned a single name on 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:07.959 a single episode, So don't nobody. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:10.160 Don't nobody know my business? 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:14.040 No, I mean they don't know. They don't know what's 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:16.319 been inside me. They don't know who's been inside me. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:20.560 They have they have an idea, sis of what's inside ideas. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.319 And ideas an idea, but they don't know. 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:25.240 You did a whole episode talking about your booty hole 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.040 and stuff. So wow, Marie. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.839 Yeah, I mean nobody, but nobody knows. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.600 Except for except for the girlfriends neighbors. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.080 Yeah, girlfriend's neighbors and the cats. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:41.920 The cats, I mean, Marie, we know, we know you're 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.360 you're sir square mixed a lot, so. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:46.680 Squirt mix a lot. 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:55.000 Yeah, that's what you are, baby baby, No, my I 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:55.760 think so. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.240 I put a video of today, and I think it's 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.280 gonna be no new Dick December for me. I think 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:04.360 I'm just gonna I don't think that I want to 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.880 have sex with nobody new for the rest of the year, 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:07.880 I think. 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.400 But you know, asking me again next week. I'm a 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:11.400 sual wow bitch. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:16.000 I mean honestly, I stand by that. I think everybody 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:20.079 should should not date anybody until after February the sixteenth. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.680 Oh no, since that's when you say date, what you mean? 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:28.800 I just think, like January, people are making new resolutions, 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.960 they're pretending to work out. It's a lot of lies 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.880 and fallacies going on in January and February. I mean 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.320 people are gearing up for Valentine's Day, which is also 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:42.320 a fake holiday. So after you get all of that 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.519 shit out of the way, people start being the real them. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.280 But do people gear up for Valentine's Day or is 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:50.079 that just the day that pops up? Are people? 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:53.720 And also we in a pandem? Are people gonna be 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.000 going to the gym? 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:55.400 No? 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.160 Yes, yes, people have been going to the gym. Friend, 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.799 People have been gearing us had full on weddings and 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:06.880 bacherettes and birthday parties and brunches where they're tworking. 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:08.800 People are still living their life. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.079 Wait, can we talk about this tworking brunch thing? What happened? 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:14.760 What do you mean what happened? 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:19.680 It's a regular brunch at any spot that serves fried 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.320 chicken and waffles. I mean music is gonna be playing 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:24.359 and people are gonna be doing what they do. They're 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.440 gonna be bopping and top it. 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.679 No, I'm saying what happened as in what is the story? 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:30.360 Oh I don't know the story. 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:31.960 I just know that I saw the man in the 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:35.600 turtleneck who owns the establishment told everybody they could get 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.360 the fuck out because he doesn't want that kind of 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:40.360 business if they're gonna be tworking. But it's like you 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:44.800 can't play juvenile back that us up and also put 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.920 serious catfish on the table and not expect people to 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:49.200 drop it, dip it low. 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.640 I don't know any place that serves Hennessee and plays 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:56.680 any type of music you should expect twerking at the 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:58.960 Table's that's what I'm saying about that. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:03.320 So, like, sir, you have an establishment opened during a 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:05.600 full on global. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:08.920 Pandemic, like you're lucky to have people there. You're actually 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:12.480 putting people at risk. You should be quiet. You're actually 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:17.920 too loud right now. The fact that in Dallas, oh okay, 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.400 was outside, No, it was indoor. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.080 You know, I feel like Texas is one of them 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.840 states where they were like they leave their nose out 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:29.640 the mask if they have There wasn't a mask in site. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.560 Actually there wasn't a mask, and they weren't taking temperature. 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.840 They were making sure that the that the the hot 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:38.359 fish was hot, but they weren't making sure if anybody's 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:38.960 heads rot. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.640 Interesting, all right, Well, I can't remember if I've ever 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.120 or when the last time I worked at a brunch 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.200 was so you know, I actually miss brunch. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:50.880 I miss brunch a lot. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:54.880 I don't the overpriced eggs, and just I'm paying for 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.440 music in the daytime. I could go home and do that. 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:00.040 I can fry my own eggs and do my my 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:00.480 own thing. 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.400 When's the last time you fried? When's the last time 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:05.480 you fried some eggs? Yesterday? Actually? Oh yeah, what did 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:06.320 you put in the eggs? 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:13.320 I had salt, pepper, garlic, salt, and some bacon and 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:16.000 some cinnamon cinnamon swirl toast. 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:21.479 Mmm. Interesting. But were people twerking? 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:23.320 Yeah? They said. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:27.200 People were talking no at your fried egg brunch. 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:31.280 Oh no, no, no. But I dance in here all day, 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:33.200 all night, so I don't have to. I don't have 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:34.640 to twork in front of food. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:36.200 Good food. 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.400 The better the food is, the more I'm gonna dance. 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.920 So honestly, it's a compliment to the restaurant if I'm dancing, 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:43.120 if I'm sitting still in the. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:47.359 Seat, the food is bad. Two stars. Okay, there's a fly. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.760 In the miso soup. That's why I'm not dancing. So 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:53.640 godn cump that love. 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:55.680 I mean, I just. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:59.240 Don't understand why he was so angry. It was like, sir, 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:02.200 you should be spring this. You should be texting people 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:03.880 like why are you making a scene? 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:05.720 I don't know. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.520 I think that if I ask you to stop doing 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.039 something and then I come back and you're still doing it, 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:11.640 and I ask you a second time to stop doing 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:14.240 it that third time, I'm not gonna ask you so nicely. 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:17.880 So also that you know. 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:21.640 Well, it looked like the place was full to capacity, 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.000 and it didn't look like it was social distance at all. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:26.800 So it's like, sir, I'm reading you for everything else 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:30.000 except the twerking. The twerking is the last thing I 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.440 have a problem with in this situation. I was looking 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:34.719 at the video and there was no mass in sight, 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.719 and nobody was socially distanced. So you take your fried 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.760 green eggs and ham and shut down the shop. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:42.640 Shut it down. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.479 Yeah, but you're blaming the man for his place being 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.880 open and pact. But the people who are in there, 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:52.120 what about them? They fully showed up to a place 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:56.400 with no mask to eat some apple wood smoked bacon. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.280 So the doors wasn't open, they wouldn't come, They wouldn't 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:01.400 be able to come. He could have had like to 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:05.640 go to go plates. People have been to going all 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:06.239 year round. 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:09.039 Yeah, but to go brunch is not good. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:13.080 The waffle gonna be soggy, the egg's gonna be yeah, 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:16.200 the styrofoam is getting in the It's not maple syrup. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.960 You know, it's Aunt Jemima who should be retired. You like, 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.880 it's not gonna taste the same. 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.600 Okay, Well, people need to just stop being fucking lazy. 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:26.280 That's one thing that you should be able to know 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:31.600 how to do is brunch. If you pour rose on everything, 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:32.320 it's brunch. 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:32.880 Okay. 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:35.600 Let's just if you're if you have if you have 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.200 a bottle of champagne near whatever you're drinking, it's. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:43.960 Runch or New Year's Eve, okay, whatever. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.320 I just I think people are now. People are upset 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.800 because they're gonna be closing things down again. And it's like, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:50.640 this is this. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.000 Is our fault. This is nobody's fault but our own. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.160 I don't know who are is that you're talking about. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.760 I've been sitting in my house except for that one 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:59.320 time that I take a trick to tu loom, but 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:04.800 been so it's not y'all. Okay, they're not shutting back 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:08.960 down because of me. But there's a vaccine. Okay, Well 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:10.360 you know what. Maybe we should bring the guests in 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:16.360 so she could be a podcast. And I'm sitting in 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:21.080 the dark by myself for my podcast because Sydney had 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:21.880 to poop. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:29.720 Andrew, do you miss brunch? 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:35.520 I mean I went like a few weeks ago. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:41.640 No outside, No, you did it fully outside. Don't pretend 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:45.280 this is okay. No pretend like you guys did not 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.880 go to Mexico. You guys did not have like a wedding, 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:51.800 all these things I went to. I went to brunch 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.320 with one friend on the sidewalk two weeks ago. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.440 I'm a loud wow. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.319 No, the white gay jumped out. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:08:59.800 Huh. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.360 You were like, oh, don't call for me, baby. I 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.440 do what I can for my community. 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:07.679 Said he said, nigga please. 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:12.840 That's where I did not say those I heard it. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:17.079 It was implied. I heard it. I have twenty twenty. 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:19.400 Hearing, baby, and I heard it. It was with a 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:20.480 hard R. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.040 Oh no, I heard an A. But you heard an R. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:23.760 That's fine. 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:24.440 Uh? 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.760 So, Andrew, what did you have? Would you eat? 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:30.520 We had a bottomless brunch, obviously. 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:38.440 Bottomless not with me around. Yeah, but I get I 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.239 think I actually had like a pasta was really great. 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.600 Pasta you left the house for daytime pasta. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.960 Because I left my house for pasta brunch. But it 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.320 was like it was a later brunch, Like brunch cann't 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.400 happen anytime, Like you were saying, no. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.480 No, no no. If it's at five o'clock, that's not brunch. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.680 Friend, Okay, then what is it if it's five o'clock 0:09:58.760 --> 0:09:59.520 on a weekday? 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.960 We had an it. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:03.559 Was on a Saturday. It was on a Saturday. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:05.040 It was a Saturday. 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:13.040 Then it was yeah, brunches all day on Saturday on 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.640 a Saturday, Brune on the table. 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:19.200 It was a mimosa Okay, then it was brun Yeah, 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:19.680 thank you. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.520 Like I said, well, maybe maybe we should bring our 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:27.599 guests in and just chat about brunch and all things beautiful. 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:30.600 Yes, because that's who she is. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:34.000 Yes, this is our first time having her on right, 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.160 and uh, you know we've been on her pod that 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:43.000 is blowing the f up so a new network and everything. Okay, 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:45.880 I think she bought a Tesla with her podcast money. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.320 I think so. I think it's a red one. Yeah, 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:54.120 Cardi B. Now Cardi B and the new face. 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:57.600 It's razy. Now, we've never done this before. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:01.599 We've never had two people on for the same expertise. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:05.000 But we did scams with Sandy Honig already, but we're 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:06.640 we're gonna bring it back. Give it up for our 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:10.120 scams expert Lacy Mostley. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:15.040 Hey, honestly, Honesty City. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:16.520 Listening to that intro, I was like, you could have 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.880 just not said anything and introduced her as scams and 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.560 people probably would not have remembered. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.720 I felt like it was Shay, like she was like, 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.240 we already had this and here come this bitch. 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.160 No, no, this is the first time ever. So this 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.360 is what we were saying. We're opening You're opening the 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:41.200 doors for other people to come in and challenge other 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.160 people's expertises. 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:42.839 That's what I'm saying. 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:47.440 That's not what you said, though, That's not anyway people 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.160 knew what I meant. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.920 I feel like Marie and Senny and my sisters and 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.599 they're like they told me what to do, and I 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:58.719 do it. I'm in my closet recording this podcast, and 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.160 earlier I went to show Marie my closet and then 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:08.080 she was like sit down, and I was like, okay. 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.680 You know, because you jumped up the show us Louis 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:13.160 Vauton shopping bags, shopping bags, right, I didn't see any 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.760 l's or no v's nowhere in classic. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:17.680 Oh they're here, The girls are here. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:21.560 Okay, I love Lacey Lacy, since you're in this double decker, 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:22.840 two story closet. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.320 Yeah, maybe it's it's a super walking. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.360 It's giving the devil wors Prada. When they made Anne Hathaway, 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:33.160 she can you maybe show us from where you're sitting, 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.199 show us three of your favorite pieces? 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:40.079 Oh, okay, you know what I'd be letting Marie hold me. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:41.600 I would do it. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.520 It's a lot of it's a lot of white hangers 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:43.880 in there. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:50.200 White that's the lighting, sweetheart. These are magenta and lavender. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.800 I only have lavender hangers. I actually went through my 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.840 closet took out all the dry cleaning hangers. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.640 No wire hangers. 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:01.600 Why you hangers? Is this a part of your scams? 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.680 Because I'm seeing white, I do not see it. 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.560 Does look white. It's like that dress. Is it white 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:06.280 or is it blue? 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.360 It's lighting. It's lighting. 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.959 Maybe you're hearing his twenty twenty said, but maybe your eyes. 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:17.760 Ain't because okay, you niggas are in colored lighting. 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.800 I wish I could see them like Sydney's over giving 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.400 me a magenta moment and reason over giving me the 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.040 cerulean blue and like, y'all, we're. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:28.079 Giving you all the color you don't have on your 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:28.720 hangers bed. 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:31.760 Oh my god, it's a full under of y'all are. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:33.439 In regular light? What's going on? 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.640 I didn't know I need to show up looking like sizzle, 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.000 like y'all y'all giving vibes. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.440 My man is your man? 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:40.280 Is my man? 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:44.319 My man too? That you're supposed to be in orange 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.080 light a sienna light. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:49.360 Actually, I'm so sorry I didn't show I didn't I 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:50.320 didn't do this right. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:51.880 I didn't show up well enough for y'all. 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.040 Y'all been on my podcast back when we was free 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.800 and we could be in person? 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:01.360 Oh wow, worry, what's that free? What's your the thing 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.280 that you missed the most about when we were free? 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:10.400 Honestly, it's like turning down niggas that I should have 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:14.600 probably fucked. I missed that, Like there's some big, fine 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.880 ass niggas that I should have probably have given my 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:17.560 vagina to. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.200 And I was like, no, I can't. 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:23.080 Like I'm a lady, and I'm like I wouldn't have 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:23.760 fucked all of them. 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.640 I'll just be sitting at home alone just like. 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:27.680 Damn, why did I fuck them? Damn? 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:29.800 Why why didn't you have sex with any of you? 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.760 It sounds like there's a it's more than one. Why 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:32.880 didn't you have sex with them? 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:36.320 Okay, so I'm gonna tell y'all see, Oh, I don't 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:36.520 like this. 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:37.920 It's a good Christian gay. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:42.760 First of all, she's very famous, she's verified, she's I mean, 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:47.240 she's booked Busy and Buddha with the Lord. She's up 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.360 with the Lord, and that's why she didn't fuck. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.560 The Jesus that's my baby daddy. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:54.800 Daddy's my baby daddy. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:15:01.000 Jesus, that's my baby daddy. Yo. I should have sucked 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:01.600 all these people. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.520 It's some women too that I should have fucked as well, 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.240 and it's so upsetting. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:07.560 One of them. I'll tell you about one of them. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.200 I truly hate that I'm on this podcast now because 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.880 y'all are my like, feel like my family, and I'm 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.080 going to tell you all my business. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:18.000 So we're just gonna do it. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.600 There was this nigga and this was in New York, 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:23.760 because you know, I was in New York for a 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.680 minute and then I was like, no, this is not 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:30.800 for me. But I met the nigga at brunch called 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.680 back to what I was talking about before, and he 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.040 gave me his number whatever whatever. 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:38.800 So he looked like, oh my god, who would in 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:39.120 a movie? 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.640 Who would play him in a film? 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:48.720 John Boyega's body? But who's face? Who's face? 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:50.040 Uh? 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:56.080 Not my Herschelis face. Maybe a young uh Itselva face. 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:59.760 Like I feel like everybody thinks that they know in Elbow, 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.240 but I have never seen he's. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.720 Never seen them with my naked eyes, not when I'm 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:04.440 out on the streets. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.080 Never seen him with my naked eyes. Not one guy. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:11.760 I'm like always claiming, yes, he looks like and Ashley 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:12.760 an old. 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:18.480 That looks like if he was homeless. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:22.080 No, no, no, that that survived a fire? 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.440 Love is I love? 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.800 How y'all say, like y'all are from the motherland of 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:29.480 whatever that name comes from. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:36.720 It's okay, girl, thank you. 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:40.360 So he was like super fine, and I get. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:41.880 In the car right he picks me up in his 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:44.680 brand new range Rupper seats heated. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.720 It's called you know, New York, always called this is. 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:48.240 In New York. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.560 M hmmm, seats heated. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.880 And he's playing Portuguese Love by Tina Marie. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:58.040 And was he fifty five. 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.320 I don't know that song. 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:06.560 Say it from baby. I know he was young, we 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:07.119 was young. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:10.600 He was young, and and I was impressed because I 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:12.679 was like, how do you even know this song? In 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:22.200 his dad's car, dad's he took me to dinner. The 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:28.200 conversation was titalizing. That's a combination of the whole time. 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:32.360 What were you wearing on the date? 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:33.320 Hard and B. 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:41.480 Had her finest BB dress, black label, black label. 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:43.800 I kids she was wearing Cachet. 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:47.040 I was about to say that. I was like, y'alla 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:50.600 dragged me. I was not wearing Cachet. Cachet, okay. 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.480 But also I was a Hucci, Like I've been a 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:55.120 Hucci for. 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.600 A long time. I've accepted that I'm a hoochie. Everything 0:17:57.640 --> 0:17:59.560 in my closet is skin tight. It's fine. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:05.720 Okay, So you were you were wearing an American apparel dress. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:08.119 You're probably right. I feel like that's probably what I 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:08.600 was wearing. 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:10.600 And no, I. 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.840 Feel like it was a step above that. Oh said, 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:14.960 that's why I said bebe. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.240 Yeah, BB is a step above American apparel, or it 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:18.679 used to be. 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:21.480 But no, guess Marciano you was wearing. 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:28.720 I love the Martiano moment he too did could have 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:34.359 been that too. So the conversation titilating, tantalizing, it was wonderful. 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.800 And then I got home. He dropped me off of 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:38.800 my house and I was like, oh man, I like 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.080 this nigga. I can't fuck him because he won't respect me, 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:43.800 and so I just didn't fuck him because I was 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:45.800 like and he started blowing my phone up a ship. 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:49.440 Turns out I can't say who because I feel like now, 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:54.360 I'll tell y'all afterwards. But he was engaged to a 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:58.960 very famous person's daughter. And my home girl who likes 0:18:59.000 --> 0:19:01.040 to lurk on the ground because you gotta have a 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:02.440 go home girl who likes to lurk on the gram. 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:05.120 And my homegirl she could track an down so quickly 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:08.320 it's wild. So she text me and she was like, 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:11.240 and this nigga, mind you has been facetiming me putting 0:19:11.440 --> 0:19:12.480 meat on FaceTime. 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:15.920 Many a meat FaceTime and I'm like. 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:24.520 Meat on face time the episode, but he put his 0:19:24.680 --> 0:19:26.879 meat on FaceTime. He put his meat on and it 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:29.199 was big, and I was like, this is oh I 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:31.480 should I should do sex to this man. 0:19:32.000 --> 0:19:36.120 And she text me and she was like, this you 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:37.280 like is this that nigga? 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:39.159 And I was like, show us a picture of it 0:19:39.240 --> 0:19:40.240 on on here right now. 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:43.560 We got the audio set up a certain way. 0:19:43.600 --> 0:19:46.439 I feel like, yeah, you do, but I'm gonna I'm 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:49.600 gonna show y'all. I'm gonna show y'all afterwards cue it. 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:51.520 Up, so when we're done, I'm definitely gonna be at 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:52.560 I got you. 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:56.480 So she was like, he's marrying this famous person's daughter, 0:19:56.800 --> 0:19:58.919 like this weekend, and I was like, I had no idea. 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:03.399 So I hit this nigga up cause I'm weekend. It 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:05.320 wasn't It had been some time from the first day, 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:07.679 but I hit the thing up because I was like, 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:11.000 I'm both and I'm going to talk to you. So 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:14.159 I was like, you're engaged, like you've been with this 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:15.800 bitch the whole time. You was taking me out a 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:18.840 whole Portuguese love dates and you had a bitch the 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:21.840 whole time, Like what's good? And he was like, and 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:26.000 it was honestly the most honest and wonderful conversation I've 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:27.760 had with a straight man in my entire life. 0:20:29.040 --> 0:20:32.080 He was just like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:34.679 He was like, look when I met you, Like I thought, 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:37.320 like Oh, you're fine. You're fine. I'm a you know, 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:39.800 fuck or whatever. It's gonna be this. And then I 0:20:39.840 --> 0:20:41.439 really talked to you and got to know you, and 0:20:41.480 --> 0:20:44.520 I was like, oh, she's like you know men being like, oh, 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:45.679 a woman is a person. 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:46.600 Oh my god. 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:52.560 So then he facetied me a bunch and I didn't answer, 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:55.520 and then finally I did, and he was like, listen, 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:58.520 I'm getting married at twenty five. I'm too young. I 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:00.760 have to do this. I feel like I have to. 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:03.119 Like he went to an exidential crisis and started crying. 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:05.080 I was like, look, you lucky I got ship to 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:07.440 live for. Otherwise I was sliding this person's d MS 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:09.880 and tell them all about your ass because you ain't right. 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:10.680 You ain't living right. 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:13.119 Oh my god, let me guess was it? Was it 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:16.680 Laurie Harvey? Was it? 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:19.720 Because you know she was engaged once? Yes, she was engaged. 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:21.800 He's been around the world. 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:25.320 A soccer player or something. Yeah, she was. 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:27.720 Laura Hervey needs to write the fucking book. I'm tired 0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:29.680 of it. Like tell us, we get on. 0:21:31.480 --> 0:21:33.440 Like a man, think like a man, act like a lady. 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:36.480 Steve Harvey is her coach, right, A. 0:21:36.880 --> 0:21:39.320 Man has Steve Harvey as my dad. That's what her 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:40.000 book is called. 0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:42.800 And also he's not my biological dad, but I have 0:21:42.880 --> 0:21:47.120 his last name for cloud. Is the ultimate scammer, the mom, 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:52.560 her mom, Marjorie uncamma. No one has ever matched Marjorie 0:21:52.560 --> 0:21:55.720 on scams, like since was dating two brothers had him 0:21:55.720 --> 0:22:00.479 fighting over. She's the queen like I've looked into Marjorie Harvey. 0:22:00.760 --> 0:22:02.760 I've looked into her because I was like, bitch, I 0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:05.600 need to know your ways, like I do want to 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:06.000 be you. 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:09.600 I want to be like you. Yeah, what y'a't want to. 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:11.520 Be like Mike. I want to be like Marjorie. 0:22:11.720 --> 0:22:12.840 Yes, Marjorie Harvey. 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:16.960 She got She had Steve Harvey adopt her grown ass 0:22:17.080 --> 0:22:18.840 kids and they all have his last name. 0:22:18.880 --> 0:22:22.720 Now adult ass kids, Like these niggas are super grown 0:22:22.960 --> 0:22:25.080 and she was like, adopt him. 0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:26.240 Yeah, they're like. 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:29.240 Thirty two, and she's like, this is your dad, Steve 0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:34.240 adopt my forty year old son. Thank you. Believe she 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:35.480 did that. I can't believe she. 0:22:35.440 --> 0:22:38.160 Did that, but I also believe she did that. 0:22:39.000 --> 0:22:41.080 It was brilliant. She's a genius. 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:45.680 Like I was gonna say, has anybody ever heard Lori 0:22:45.840 --> 0:22:50.080 Harvey speak because she doesn't talk everything no, not on 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:52.240 any of her social media, so I'm curious to know 0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:53.679 what her voice sounds like. 0:22:53.880 --> 0:22:56.040 She don't need to talk, She's so fine, like you 0:22:56.200 --> 0:22:57.359 just don't need You could just be. 0:22:57.760 --> 0:23:00.880 But that's probably why these guys are are into her too, 0:23:00.880 --> 0:23:03.240 because they're like, Oh, she's doing exactly what I want 0:23:03.240 --> 0:23:06.119 a woman to do, stay silent, be seen and not heard. 0:23:06.760 --> 0:23:07.879 Yeah, but she doesn't. 0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:10.560 I feel like she must be saying something. 0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:18.040 She at least got to be saying Gucci, she's. 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:18.720 She should be saying something. 0:23:19.240 --> 0:23:24.320 The thing she's saying yes, or she's saying not tonight, 0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:28.040 she's saying one of those two things. Because I was 0:23:28.080 --> 0:23:30.240 I googled her after she was linked to Michael B. 0:23:30.359 --> 0:23:30.679 Jordan. 0:23:31.400 --> 0:23:36.360 Oh yes, she was with Trey Songs, Future Diddy, want 0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:36.720 of Diddy? 0:23:37.200 --> 0:23:40.159 No, no, No, all them dudes are hoes though, so it's. 0:23:40.080 --> 0:23:43.880 I'm not I'm not calling her a hoe. I'm just going. 0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:47.000 Those dudes are hoes, like they'll hook up because that's 0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:47.560 what they do. 0:23:48.000 --> 0:23:51.240 Future has ten baby mamas. Future, you don't know how 0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:51.720 to say no. 0:23:52.200 --> 0:23:54.199 He don't. He really need to work on himself. 0:23:54.720 --> 0:24:00.320 Dick Away Okay, tis everywhere like sperm is. 0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:02.160 On tap, baby girl ones. 0:24:03.080 --> 0:24:07.760 Dick been everywhere now, Dickman like literally count all the countries. 0:24:07.800 --> 0:24:10.920 He's like the din Japan and yeah that's waiting in 0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:15.879 the nickmen everywhere, like the. 0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:17.640 They where in the world is carbon San Diego. 0:24:17.240 --> 0:24:21.200 With that dick right right? The dick got lint on it. 0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:24.920 It's crazy you o dust bunnies. 0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:28.159 Or maybe it doesn't have dust bunnies because he uses it. 0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:34.120 So, yeah, it's used often and frequently, got a. 0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:35.120 Lot of miles on it. 0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:37.600 Yeah, it's a used car, that dick. 0:24:38.160 --> 0:24:39.920 But also like maybe that dick's good. 0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:43.320 You know, we talk about ten thousand hours and we 0:24:43.400 --> 0:24:47.439 talk about practicing your craft, so when you've been. 0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:50.080 Dicking that much, like the dick must be good. 0:24:50.480 --> 0:24:53.200 Like I don't I don't agree with you about this 0:24:53.359 --> 0:24:55.480 because the way he be talking about the codeine and 0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:58.400 the lean that he's taking, there's no way the dick 0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:01.920 and the pools and the Parkerson the dick. You might 0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:05.960 get like one three good pumps from that dick. And 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:10.960 because it's future, women are like into it. But don't 0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:12.840 think that like me. 0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:15.679 No, he's he said loud about that. He said he 0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:18.160 don't be drinking lean. He said that, He's just say 0:25:18.160 --> 0:25:20.560 that for music. So so why did so? 0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:21.840 Why did Sierra leave them? 0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:23.639 Because he was a dick to her? 0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:26.200 Because he's a whole like she knew he was every 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.399 He's a community nigga. And when you get with a 0:25:28.400 --> 0:25:30.760 community nigga and you get engaged and you're like, wait, 0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:32.159 oh my god, the whole community is here. 0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:32.719 What's happening? 0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:36.399 Like I was just gonna be you gotta leave and 0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:39.240 then she would get her a hard Any thoughts on 0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:40.359 community niggas? 0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:44.159 No, I've already established I don't say that word. 0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:50.320 Okay, community, you don't say community because I don't say Andrew. 0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:54.280 Stop yo. 0:25:54.640 --> 0:25:54.920 Wait? 0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:58.399 Can we get to the scams though? Scam? 0:25:58.480 --> 0:25:58.800 Sorry? 0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:01.480 I mean, let's just one final note on future. 0:26:01.560 --> 0:26:04.920 I think when a guy has this maybe bit fit's 0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:09.840 many baby mama's, that's the scam. The scam is you like, oh, 0:26:09.880 --> 0:26:13.840 maybe the dick must be good, but it doesn't. Having 0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:15.359 a lot of children doesn't equal good. 0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:17.600 Dick is no, no, no, no, no. 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:20.159 I think the scam is is that every woman that 0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:22.240 gets with him thinks that they're gonna be different. 0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:25.880 War No, ma'am, you. 0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:28.760 Are The scam is every woman who gets with him 0:26:28.880 --> 0:26:32.080 is like, Oh, I'm gonna be baby Mama number twelve. 0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:37.160 That's the scam is there. They know he's he's very fertile, 0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:40.520 and they're like, I'm just gonna be. I'm gonna add 0:26:40.520 --> 0:26:41.920 my name to this list. 0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:45.280 It's weird thinking that he has enough money for this 0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:46.680 harem of women, though, I. 0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:49.040 Just feel like it's too many, Like the money. 0:26:48.800 --> 0:26:52.800 Is getting divided too much, like when you got twelve kids. 0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:55.399 I mean, the probably got a birthday every month, like 0:26:56.320 --> 0:26:56.760 too much. 0:26:57.480 --> 0:26:59.040 That means I'm buying twelve gifts. 0:26:59.760 --> 0:27:02.480 And if I'm as flashy and showy as Future, I'm 0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:04.800 buying extravagant, stupid. 0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:07.960 Gifts like a Rowles for your baby, which he did 0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:11.520 give to baby Future who belongs to I see her name, 0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:13.359 that baby Future. I know she get mad every day 0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:16.040 when she look at that birth certificate, because you know 0:27:16.080 --> 0:27:16.520 you look at a. 0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:18.080 Birth certificate every day. 0:27:18.760 --> 0:27:20.120 I think she's trying to change his. 0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:25.000 Name to what she should right, not the baby is 0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:26.800 you gotta get the badys off that baby? 0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:28.800 How dare you put that on that baby? 0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:30.919 Well that's why I know she must have been on 0:27:31.040 --> 0:27:34.080 lean too, because It's like, why would you name what? 0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:35.280 What were you sipping on? 0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:38.119 Right? His name isn't even future baby, that's that's the 0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:38.840 stage name. 0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:46.920 Yeah, uh right, famous and black. 0:27:46.920 --> 0:27:50.399 The baby's name is gonna be future. 0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:54.879 Anything North Apple, Like, I'm gonna name my baby Wolfgang. 0:27:54.920 --> 0:27:56.480 I'm gonna bring that name back. Why not? 0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:59.080 That's a classicist. That's a tbt. 0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:02.560 I my name my baby, Honey, Honey, come here, honey. 0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:04.480 Honey is cute. 0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:08.920 Honey is cute, Honey for a person, for a dog, 0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:15.400 Honey for dogs, is for for anod. 0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:18.600 I love an inappropriate name for a child. It's my 0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:23.000 favorite name of your baby, Honey, do it for me. 0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:25.840 Unfortunately, Lacey's name is very. 0:28:25.680 --> 0:28:28.080 Lacey, Lacy Lacy Saber. 0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:34.000 Yeah, oh my gosh, Okay, Lacey, stop deflecting. 0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:37.320 Give us some of the scam gossip now. I see 0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:37.879 what you're trying to. 0:28:37.840 --> 0:28:40.840 Do already for mess or you can I mean, or 0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:43.120 we can keep we can keep going off on a tangent, 0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:43.920 but whatever you want. 0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:49.440 I feel like I'm being gas lit and fine, no, 0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:51.960 that's the podcast. 0:28:52.160 --> 0:28:55.160 Yes with you and said, actually I am getting married, 0:28:55.240 --> 0:28:57.360 but I thought you were going to be different and 0:28:57.440 --> 0:29:00.560 change my life wait, did. 0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:01.920 This guy get married to the girl? 0:29:02.240 --> 0:29:04.120 Yeah, he got married and like there was like a 0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:16.880 famous singer there and he cried, I only know this, you. 0:29:08.040 --> 0:29:21.960 Know, I just want to Yeah, we're all on different times. 0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:27.240 Oh god, no, I think it was like a Mari 0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:29.400 or some ship. I can't remember, but it was some 0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:33.200 bitch singing. I love Amor and her legs, so it 0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:36.920 wasn't her. But yeah, no, that was a mess. Scams, 0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:41.720 so a big scam that I obviously I do a 0:29:41.760 --> 0:29:44.000 show called Scam Goddess, and I talk about scams all 0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:44.960 day long every day. 0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.160 I love scam. 0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:48.520 Yeah, yeah, plugs it. 0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:51.520 Yeah, I'm plugging because I know y'all have great fans, 0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:53.720 but you. 0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:55.320 Do you do. 0:29:55.880 --> 0:29:59.760 So I did a lot of scams as a young 0:30:00.160 --> 0:30:03.200 as a young ho. Most of them. 0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:05.760 Are here last year. 0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:08.560 I'm trying to separate myself. I'm trying to separate myself 0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:09.200 from my past. 0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:12.320 Okay, okay, So. 0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:16.600 I used to go One of the biggest ones was 0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:19.920 me and my homegirls. We used to go to nightclubs, 0:30:20.040 --> 0:30:22.680 we'd go on trips, and we would never spend any 0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:26.520 money anywhere, like on anything. So one of the things 0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:28.480 we would do is like we would go to Vegas 0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:33.280 and we would go to like we were like her 0:30:33.480 --> 0:30:36.400 one of my best friends has a condo in Vegas. 0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:38.080 It's like far off the strip, so we had the 0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:41.360 Uber and it was like twenty minutes and we would 0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:44.960 go to the strip and we would go to pool 0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:47.680 parties during the day and we would try to find 0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:50.440 like the richest niggas in there, and then we would 0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:52.720 hang out with them and then they'd be like, oh, 0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:55.560 y'all cool, Okay, y'all cool, like come with us. And 0:30:55.600 --> 0:30:57.720 then we'd be like, okay, where y'all going And they'd 0:30:57.720 --> 0:30:59.560 be like, oh, we're just gonna go to the hotel. 0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:01.720 Room for a nap, Like we like naps. We're gonna come. 0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:05.600 And then we would go to their hotel rooms and 0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:07.080 we would order lunch. 0:31:07.280 --> 0:31:09.720 So that's how we would get lunch. We would just. 0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:18.200 I do love a good hotel room service. 0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.480 Lunch, Survival of the fitness right here. 0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:22.200 A little buffet lunch. Love that. 0:31:23.160 --> 0:31:25.160 So then we get lunch while them niggas napping and 0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:28.400 we'd be like that's so good, Like they sleep, we eating, 0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:32.160 it's great. Then they wake up and we'd be like, oh, 0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:35.360 this was so fun. What chy'all doing tonight, and they'd 0:31:35.400 --> 0:31:37.400 be like, Oh, we're going to this club, were getting 0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:39.280 bombstars blah blah blah, be like, okay. 0:31:39.440 --> 0:31:41.720 Numbers exchange, we'll meet trying there. 0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:45.120 So then we go home, we shaller get dressed, go 0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:47.800 out and do this. And this was like on repeat. 0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:51.600 And at one point we met some guys who were 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:55.200 on an NFL team, and they liked us so much 0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:58.280 that we would just go to different cities and be 0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:03.800 around them and which cities, Wait, hold on. 0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:08.040 How are you getting to the city? 0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:09.200 You had a car? 0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:12.600 No, all we had to Spain was sometimes not even 0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:16.400 the flight because I have been like traveled out by 0:32:16.560 --> 0:32:18.840 And then you know what's the funnest scam about this is, 0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:23.920 I'm this is racism, but I'm a dark skinned black woman, 0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:28.600 and so when you're with affluent niggas and athletes, they're 0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:30.920 looking at the light skinned women. They're trying to fuck 0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:32.760 the light skinned women or the white women. 0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:36.320 So now worry about me. So I'm just there having a. 0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:40.400 Good time, eating free food, ordering room surface, and nobody 0:32:40.400 --> 0:32:43.160 ever had tried to have said to me, I've. 0:32:43.000 --> 0:32:45.400 Been there in Miami. I love that. 0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:49.280 I love that I went to Miami, and I was upset. 0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:51.600 I was furious because everybody kept saying, They're like, oh, 0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:53.560 you're going to Miami and you're not paying for nothing. 0:32:53.600 --> 0:32:55.240 Oh, you're definitely gonna have suck a dick. 0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:58.680 And then three days in, like he was on yachts. 0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:01.120 We had been to Noble like ten times. We had 0:33:01.400 --> 0:33:04.440 went to all these places, and I'm like, okay, so 0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:05.680 when are they gonna ask me? 0:33:08.880 --> 0:33:11.040 What are they going to propose that I suck a dick? 0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:13.000 When is he gonna play his dick on the table. 0:33:14.160 --> 0:33:16.640 My friend was like. My friend was like, girl, you're 0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:18.360 here because they like your personality. 0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:19.840 I was like, oh, I'm. 0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:24.800 Ugly, okay, got it, got it right, my personality. I'm funny, Okay, 0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:25.680 you called me ugly? 0:33:25.800 --> 0:33:26.120 Got it? 0:33:26.440 --> 0:33:29.240 No, And you're fucking beautiful, both of you are. 0:33:29.600 --> 0:33:32.080 But it is this curse of having dark skin that 0:33:32.320 --> 0:33:33.760 like affluent. 0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:35.520 Men or you know, rich niggas. 0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:37.959 If we want to really make it base like they 0:33:38.120 --> 0:33:41.280 they're looking for fair skinned women. They're looking for white women, 0:33:41.440 --> 0:33:42.560 light women, and. 0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:48.040 I want something quote unquote exotic, exotic, because she's it's 0:33:48.080 --> 0:33:51.080 like she's black and Asian, Like that's what exotic. 0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:54.640 It's like, well, she's from Orlando. Is that exact? 0:33:55.320 --> 0:33:58.480 And they're like, she's from. 0:33:58.280 --> 0:34:03.920 Uh context, and they're like exotic and I and I 0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:07.240 used to take offense to it because also Sydney the 0:34:07.280 --> 0:34:09.680 personality thing has happened to me too, Like my friends 0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:11.719 will be like, come to Kyrie IRV house. We want 0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:13.840 to hear some jokes and I'm like, I'm not coming. 0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:15.680 I know what y'all want, and I. 0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:17.560 What's the fee are you paying? 0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:18.920 What are you paying? 0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:19.520 My right? 0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:22.279 They're like, oh, come hang out. I'm like no, Like 0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:23.600 I don't want to entertain the girls. 0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:24.960 I'm good, what do I get? 0:34:25.280 --> 0:34:27.640 So I get that, But I also as a scammer, 0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:29.920 I was like, oh, this is stealth mode. 0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:32.600 I can just get whatever I want and niggas. 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:32.960 Won't bother me. 0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:36.600 And so I was like, Ohm, I like this for me, honestly, 0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:39.120 that's a great way to look at it. 0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:41.319 It really is because they're not checking for you, but 0:34:41.440 --> 0:34:43.160 you're there because your friends are there. 0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:46.280 So you're giving. You're getting the best of the world 0:34:46.719 --> 0:34:48.160 and not having to put out anything. 0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:50.960 And that's why I love That's why I love it. 0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:52.759 I remember I went to a night club and I 0:34:52.800 --> 0:34:56.040 think it was during All Star weekend, which we all. 0:34:55.840 --> 0:34:57.480 Know is a big thought weekend. 0:34:57.719 --> 0:35:01.759 And that's for us thought. I went to the forty 0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:04.440 forty Club, and this is back when Jay Z and 0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:07.120 Beyonce would like show up to the club like semi 0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:09.479 regularly because they were trying to get, you know, more 0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:13.719 people in the business. And so we got up to 0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:17.560 like the VIP section and they weren't letting people in. 0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:19.279 It didn't matterth you were cute, didn't matter if you 0:35:19.320 --> 0:35:21.720 were talking good like. It was like celebs and pr 0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:24.120 people only. So one of my friends was like, oh, 0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:26.320 we're all in black dresses. I just realized that. 0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:30.440 She was like, let's just grab these cups. I was 0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:31.000 like yeah. 0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:32.840 So I grabbed the cups and put them over my 0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:35.200 head like I was a bottle service waitress and they 0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:35.799 let us in. 0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:39.600 Wow, I'm here to say. 0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:43.040 They let us. 0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:44.960 Yes, in the black dress. 0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:48.359 I'm like, I'm gonna star to drinks. 0:35:49.680 --> 0:35:51.640 I'm thinking about all the times I did not wear 0:35:51.680 --> 0:35:54.359 a black dress to go to the club, and I'm 0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:55.680 actually disappointed at myself. 0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:57.600 Now, it's a good emergency plot. 0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:00.759 The annoying thing is that some times, even when you're 0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:02.719 not wearing a black dress. They'll ask you for a 0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:05.759 bottle service anyway, mm hmm, because you just got that 0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:06.800 bottle service face. 0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:10.279 You know you do give bottle service like you give 0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:11.719 hot and cute and thin. 0:36:12.080 --> 0:36:14.920 And I would ask you if you were doing bottle service. 0:36:15.640 --> 0:36:18.080 You give me, you give me, ignore the table. 0:36:17.880 --> 0:36:23.560 For your service of your life, but hottest bitch you've 0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:24.600 ever met, like. 0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:29.920 To be honest, best service, but worst attitude. 0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:30.719 I would have an add. 0:36:33.719 --> 0:36:34.440 Okay, I take that. 0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:37.320 I take for free. I give you things for free. 0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:39.239 I tell you who to hang out with, who not 0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.640 to hang out with. I tell you who to flirt with. 0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:44.080 I was good at my job, but when I wanted 0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:44.720 to do it. 0:36:45.120 --> 0:36:47.800 I'm on the same page. I was the same way 0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:50.960 I did for a long time, not bottle service. 0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.879 I worked in fine dining because I was like, where 0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:55.600 the rich nick is at that? 0:36:55.719 --> 0:36:56.600 What are we calling it? 0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:02.600 No, I'm we're I'll tell you everywhere I worked. Fuck 0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:03.040 no more. 0:37:03.200 --> 0:37:06.280 Okay, grow you worked at Olive Garden with a button 0:37:06.320 --> 0:37:07.720 down blouse. 0:37:09.960 --> 0:37:11.080 When you're here your family. 0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:17.919 No, I worked at fucking this place called Roku, which 0:37:17.960 --> 0:37:20.680 is owned by Boa Steakhouse. I worked at this place 0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:25.760 in the Hampton's called Moby's, and that they're my primary 0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:28.560 customer because for some reason, people what. 0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:31.560 We call them a primary customer. You didn't call them 0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:36.080 a client. Dam when they call them clients. 0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:41.120 Oh my god, no, damn restaurant clients. You right about that. 0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:46.560 But my primary person was, uh fuck, what's that nigga 0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:47.280 from the Beatles? 0:37:47.320 --> 0:37:50.920 Paul Paul McCartney. 0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:54.440 You're from the Beatles. I'm like somebody white with a 0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:57.279 shaggy bangs. I don't know. He had a. 0:37:57.200 --> 0:38:00.799 Bang, he had a badang. And that was my main 0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:03.359 customer and he would ask for me, and so I'd 0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:05.160 always take care of him. I remember this allergies, his 0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:08.000 wife's allergy. She can't eat a bunch of shit whatever. 0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:10.120 And one day when he. 0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:12.239 Said, can you get the dark one out here? 0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:17.400 Where is Blackee? That's who I like. I made Blackee 0:38:17.480 --> 0:38:18.360 out here, and it's. 0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:25.160 Like, hello black beauty, my wife and I Hello, hello beauty. 0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:27.799 Ello nygro It's so good to say you. And that 0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:29.400 brings me into another scam. 0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:33.239 But working at this restaurant, I was dating this really 0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:34.839 hot for a wreaking man. I'm not going to say 0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:39.399 his name, and. 0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:41.799 I did, but you'll never hear it. 0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:48.760 So he was basically like an entrepreneurial drug dealer. 0:38:49.480 --> 0:38:51.760 He was starting to do the deal drugs. 0:38:52.280 --> 0:38:57.520 Okay, entry level drug dealer, yes, startups okay. He just 0:38:57.560 --> 0:39:01.359 finished his drug internship in the. 0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:03.320 City and now he's in the Hamptons. 0:39:03.840 --> 0:39:05.920 Right, And so the main drug in the Hamptons is 0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:10.719 obviously cocaine, and he was trying to sell it. But 0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:14.560 mind you, like, this is summer, it's humid. He had 0:39:14.600 --> 0:39:17.279 to live on the property because the servers made a 0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:19.239 lot of money, so we could rent houses in the 0:39:19.239 --> 0:39:22.440 Hamptons while we lived there to work. But uh, the 0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:24.320 busters didn't make as much, so they lived on the 0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:26.799 property so that it could kind of like even out, 0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:29.239 so they would make enough money that it would be worthwhile. 0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:35.840 This man was ordering baggies and scales to the property 0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:38.280 where he works from Amazon. 0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:43.920 Yeah, Bezos involved. 0:39:44.239 --> 0:39:45.560 Bezos was involved. 0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.719 Bezos will sell you everything you need to do crime. Okay, 0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:52.000 you just go on there today, Prime shipping for crime. 0:39:52.160 --> 0:39:59.279 Okay, you buy a gun on Amazon, No, oh, I 0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:01.439 think you have to go there. You have to show 0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:04.279 up in person. You probably get a gun, a gun 0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:05.480 from the Amazon. 0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:07.359 Locker, you know, I think I think you could get 0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:09.759 a gun online at Walmart. 0:40:09.840 --> 0:40:10.320 Walmart. 0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:11.560 Walmart sells guns. 0:40:11.600 --> 0:40:14.879 Walmart does sell guns. But even like Black Lives Matter 0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:16.919 made Walmart be like, Okay, we gotta stop selling guns 0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:18.640 because I feel like niggas is buying too many. 0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:22.360 No, they do sell They do sell guns on Amazon. 0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:23.640 They do. 0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:29.839 I think these are fake. Okay, they look real. They 0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:32.240 got the little orange chips on them though, got bawn 0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:34.000 that means they're not real. 0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:36.560 Okay. I's not to say I don't know. We could 0:40:36.560 --> 0:40:38.800 get ready for the revolution in two days shipping. 0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:42.439 And it's just or how much does a gun cost? 0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:44.920 Because this one is ninety nine dollars? And I feel like, oh, 0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:45.600 it's a bb gun. 0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:48.279 Okay, ifew not. 0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:52.200 To pricing them, not to pricing them for affordability. 0:40:51.480 --> 0:40:55.640 What's a gun like hundred dollars? What do we think 0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:56.520 of gun costs? 0:40:57.280 --> 0:40:58.840 At least at least three hundred? 0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:01.280 Have you guys fired guns? 0:41:02.120 --> 0:41:04.120 No? But I want to go to a shooting range. 0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:08.040 Oh, you guys haven't from Texas. So guns are like culture. 0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:10.080 Guns are your best friend? 0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:12.319 Yes, yes, yes, fortunate lazy to hear that. 0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:16.440 Really, there's like a pink block that I want really badly, 0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:18.160 Like I think I'm gonna have to get it. It's 0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:20.960 like this pretty pink block nine and I want it. 0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:23.560 Put it on your Kwanza list. 0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:28.800 You Christmas lists block because I want to shoot stuff. 0:41:29.760 --> 0:41:31.120 Because she's from Texas. 0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:33.920 Okay, we like to shoot stuff. 0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:36.640 Have you ever like one of those Trump supporters? 0:41:36.760 --> 0:41:38.360 Oh nah nah, never did. 0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:40.520 But also at the same time, like they got guns, 0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:42.920 so we gotta have guns too. Like it's just how 0:41:42.960 --> 0:41:45.080 it is. I grew up there was always a gun 0:41:45.120 --> 0:41:45.560 in the house. 0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:47.720 Well I'm not dumb. I wasn't gonna try to shoot 0:41:47.719 --> 0:41:49.400 myself with it, but I played with it. You know, 0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:50.200 it's fine. 0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:52.480 There has there been a Christmas where I went to 0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:53.160 a gun store. 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:56.040 Absolutely, like you know, it's true. 0:41:57.239 --> 0:41:59.319 I found a black owned gun range out here in 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:02.280 Los Angeles. Actually, I'm gonna go there soon. It's in Burbank. 0:42:03.640 --> 0:42:05.160 Oh shit, I don't know the name right now, but 0:42:05.320 --> 0:42:07.600 I'll let you know. But it's a black owned gun 0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:09.400 range because I'm scared of gun rangers because I just 0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:10.960 feel like white people are gonna be like oops and 0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:14.759 like shoot towards me instead of the paper, and I get. 0:42:14.719 --> 0:42:17.840 Scared about that. I have anxiety. But I know what 0:42:17.840 --> 0:42:20.080 a black one, I'll probably be like they were. 0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:21.719 All going to show me maybe, But at the black one, 0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:24.040 people are gonna be trying to shoot with the gun sideways. 0:42:24.840 --> 0:42:27.160 They're gonna trying to take pictures and selfies with it. 0:42:27.640 --> 0:42:30.760 They're gonna selim on and they're. 0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:33.759 Gonna be like, yeah, don't let it know. Jamaican's over there. 0:42:34.520 --> 0:42:36.120 They just love a gun photo. 0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:39.840 Why why do we love a gun photo so much? 0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:42.520 I don't know, But I'm gonna get my gun license. 0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:45.400 Me and my me and my sister are like registering 0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:47.680 to get them for when the revolution comes. 0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:51.319 You know, I've said this on so many podcasts this week. 0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:54.080 When the revolution comes, I'm gonna be handing out water. 0:42:54.360 --> 0:42:57.360 I'm not gonna be shooting people I don't want to die. 0:42:57.840 --> 0:43:01.480 Yeah, I'm gonna be with you. I'm gonna be handing 0:43:01.480 --> 0:43:03.279 out Gatorades and trail mix. 0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:05.640 If you need a nature Valley, pull up to me 0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:07.759 in Sydney's Corner and we got you. 0:43:08.960 --> 0:43:13.359 Want those dry ass, chalky ass granola bars, that's nothing news. 0:43:14.480 --> 0:43:16.640 We're gonna be selling it to, you know, the people 0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:18.799 that we don't like, so that they can you know, 0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:19.920 hold them back. 0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:21.480 So their gums can bleed. 0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:23.640 Right, we need them to choke. 0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:26.440 That's gonna be our We're gonna give Popeyes biscuits and 0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:28.480 then Chapelle bars with no water. 0:43:28.920 --> 0:43:33.800 I remember Popeye's biscuits. I want some biscuits right now. 0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:37.720 Okay, now, wait lazy, Now, this year has been tough. 0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:39.759 This has been a tough year. I feel like to 0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:43.400 even for Nagel a scam. Have you been partaking in 0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:44.480 that this year or no? 0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:46.799 It actually hasn't been a tough year for scams. It's 0:43:46.800 --> 0:43:51.320 been an excellent year for scams, getting excellent, excellent. 0:43:50.920 --> 0:43:51.800 Year for scams. 0:43:52.000 --> 0:43:54.440 The thing about scams that I love so much is 0:43:54.480 --> 0:43:56.759 they're constantly evolving. You see how I put on my 0:43:56.760 --> 0:44:00.880 Barbara Walter's voice I talk on ABAC and which was 0:44:00.920 --> 0:44:02.840 the biggest scam of all was them having me be 0:44:02.920 --> 0:44:04.680 a talking head as an expert. 0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:08.400 And I was like, okay, you are, You're. 0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:11.080 Who's the one on Who's the one on the Potomac? 0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:13.479 Wendy, You're Wendy the one that's I was talking about 0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:15.320 how she you know, she's on TV and stuff. 0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.560 I'm on TV. No. 0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:22.279 But scams are all about innovating and one of the 0:44:22.280 --> 0:44:25.160 beautiful things about scams is over time you see how 0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:27.480 people are like, oh there's some new shit. Oh, let 0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:30.719 me figureut how to rob these like it just keeps happening. 0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:33.960 So COVID popped up, and one of my favorite COVID scams. 0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.200 It's actually really terrible. Actually, I will tell you a 0:44:36.239 --> 0:44:37.200 few some are nice. 0:44:37.840 --> 0:44:39.840 Put that together, a COVID scam. 0:44:39.920 --> 0:44:42.320 Oh yeah, baby, the COVID scams are popping. 0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:46.600 Okay, now you get my notebook ahead, and I'll. 0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:48.600 Tell you the fun one first. I'll couch it between 0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:49.640 a fun and a bad. 0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:52.919 So the fun one is a lot of people are 0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:57.000 filing for relief benefits. But when you file for relief benefits, 0:44:57.040 --> 0:45:01.040 there's different sectors, there's different areas, and they the government 0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:03.319 just allocates a fuck ton of money and doesn't pay 0:45:03.320 --> 0:45:06.759 attention to who applies for it. So there recently I 0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:11.439 talked about in Euclid, Ohio, there was a family who 0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:19.200 registered twenty businesses and got seventy two applications for farm 0:45:19.280 --> 0:45:23.640 relief saying that they had a farm. They got seven 0:45:24.080 --> 0:45:27.880 million dollars from the government before anybody was like, wait 0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:29.839 a minute. And when I tell you these niggas. Theyn't 0:45:29.840 --> 0:45:31.440 have no farm. I don't even know if they had 0:45:31.480 --> 0:45:37.480 a plant. Right, you pull up, it's an apartment, Like 0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:38.680 where the farm? 0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:40.000 Where's the farm? 0:45:41.560 --> 0:45:41.880 Money? 0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.040 They gotta they have a goat living in the house though, 0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:46.680 because you know, what did they do with the money. 0:45:47.480 --> 0:45:49.120 What niggas do with money? I don't know. 0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:50.520 I just bought a boat. 0:45:51.000 --> 0:45:54.040 They stole it, and I was like, this is beautiful. 0:45:54.080 --> 0:45:55.440 I was like, I have one plant. 0:45:55.520 --> 0:45:58.799 I'm a farmer, as am I I should apply for 0:45:58.880 --> 0:46:02.520 some relief. Like wait, so this was in Utah, it 0:46:02.600 --> 0:46:06.160 was in Euclid, Ohio. It was in Ohio. Okay, so 0:46:06.200 --> 0:46:06.680 they got there. 0:46:06.920 --> 0:46:09.520 They don't even need that money much money to live 0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:10.120 in Ohio. 0:46:10.160 --> 0:46:12.400 You don't that, you really don't. 0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:14.760 That's when I'm like, you're being super greedy. 0:46:14.960 --> 0:46:18.640 They were greedy. It's like seventy two applications. Seventy two. 0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:21.799 Wait, so they filled out seventy two applications and got 0:46:21.840 --> 0:46:23.239 seven million dollars mm hm. 0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:28.680 But they got caught, yeah, because they probably have stopped 0:46:28.800 --> 0:46:29.840 like sixty five. 0:46:29.840 --> 0:46:32.440 Like seventy two too much. 0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:34.719 But you know what it is, they probably got that 0:46:34.760 --> 0:46:41.320 seven million dollars and then they applied again yeah. 0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:41.880 And they're like, why are there's so many farms in Ohio? 0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:44.239 Are there that many farms in Ohio? Somebody, finally a 0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.880 hater caught on was like, I feel like there are 0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:50.160 as many farms in Ohio. Like, so they got caught, 0:46:50.480 --> 0:46:52.840 But I love that scam. That's a coronavirus scam. The 0:46:52.880 --> 0:46:56.960 bad scam that I'm couching in between is there have 0:46:57.120 --> 0:47:01.160 been coronavirus testing centers because you know, testing has been big. 0:47:01.560 --> 0:47:03.400 I feel like I get tested more than a porn 0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:05.359 star now, like there's always somebody. 0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:07.800 Up my nose, Like it's just happening all the time. 0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:11.200 And so these people set up a fake testing center 0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:14.160 in a church parking lot and charged people two hundred 0:47:14.200 --> 0:47:17.360 dollars and god knows what they were putting up people's 0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:20.719 nose because it wasn't no cotton swap from the government. 0:47:21.080 --> 0:47:23.920 They might Johnson and Johnson. It was a regular qtube. 0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:26.280 It was a fenty lip brush. 0:47:27.160 --> 0:47:30.320 Oh no, that's what it was. It was a Saphora 0:47:30.440 --> 0:47:32.800 lip brush. Honestly, Oh that's longer. 0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:33.960 That's longer, right. 0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:38.400 And then they put it in a little little ziplock 0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:40.480 bag that they flew in the trash right. 0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:42.800 They were like, we gonna tell you in seventy two. 0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:45.919 Hours how much money did they make in this parking lot. 0:47:46.360 --> 0:47:48.240 They made a lot of money. I don't know how much, 0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:51.080 but I also know that they got away, and also 0:47:51.239 --> 0:47:55.760 that they have popped up during every pandemic, no matter 0:47:55.760 --> 0:47:58.520 how big or small. So when swine flu bird flew, 0:47:58.600 --> 0:48:01.439 when things popped up, they always pop up, like we'll 0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:03.080 test the girls two hundred. 0:48:02.880 --> 0:48:05.720 Dollars a voice. 0:48:07.800 --> 0:48:11.080 Yo, that's we should do that this time next year. 0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:16.160 If the MODERNA vaccine is approved, we should be like, yes, 0:48:16.200 --> 0:48:19.440 we we two, we're testing people in this car wash 0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:20.640 sparking line, like. 0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:24.040 Our names are Diurna. We're the cousin of Moroderna. 0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:30.480 That yeah, that's my little sister Astrazenica. 0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:32.640 I'd be like, wait a minute, y'all just poked me 0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:35.520 with a pin. Seemed like a natle, Like what happened. 0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:38.120 I'd be like, these the new ones, these the new ones? Yeah? 0:48:38.160 --> 0:48:43.560 Okay, okay, okay, I like that one. 0:48:43.640 --> 0:48:45.280 Okay, you have another good one for us? 0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:52.440 Yes, so another one that I really love that's happening 0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:54.120 right now during covid. 0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:57.680 Is people. 0:48:58.280 --> 0:49:00.319 So I guess this is kind of like the first one, 0:49:00.719 --> 0:49:04.320 but it's with rappers and that made me so happy. 0:49:04.560 --> 0:49:07.600 So there's rappers like so, you know, there's small. 0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:10.120 Business loans, so we talked about farmer loans. There's small 0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:13.080 business loans that were bailouts that were happening in June 0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:13.560 as well. 0:49:14.320 --> 0:49:16.439 So rappers. 0:49:17.360 --> 0:49:19.919 Like the nigga from Pretty Ricky, who is the one 0:49:19.920 --> 0:49:20.719 you would never know. 0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:27.080 I don't know his name, the dreads no his light skin, 0:49:27.160 --> 0:49:28.920 he's called a pudgy. I don't know. 0:49:29.760 --> 0:49:32.680 Oh, the one that's bald that was on Love and 0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:33.680 Hip Hop LA. 0:49:34.239 --> 0:49:37.200 Maybe not spectacular. 0:49:37.480 --> 0:49:38.600 I feel like I feel like. 0:49:38.600 --> 0:49:41.239 You're onto it, Cinny. I feel like that's right. He 0:49:42.040 --> 0:49:47.760 applied for some small business loans and hop in which 0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:49.840 he took the small loans. 0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:51.520 Yeaplue, that's it. That's it. 0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:56.640 He took the small business loans and invested them in 0:49:56.760 --> 0:49:57.480 the Feriri. 0:50:00.640 --> 0:50:02.239 Yes, because he needs a way. He needs to get 0:50:02.280 --> 0:50:04.440 to work. He needs a mode of transportation. 0:50:05.560 --> 0:50:07.680 Wait, Lathy, you're telling me that you didn't take your 0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:09.360 unemployment and put it in some socks. 0:50:09.560 --> 0:50:11.440 I didn't, Okay, I fucked up. I didn't get any 0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:13.239 unemployment and I'm so dumb for that. 0:50:13.400 --> 0:50:17.040 I'm so dumb for that in the whole time, babe. 0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:19.719 Well that was the other thing is like I have 0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:23.319 had so the last job that I had where I 0:50:23.400 --> 0:50:25.560 was like waiting tables. 0:50:25.560 --> 0:50:28.839 I got fired. Honestly, it was a scam job. 0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:31.960 I got fucking fired because I was in the kitchen 0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:33.200 making a crimbrewle. 0:50:33.200 --> 0:50:34.600 At mind you, I'm a waiter. 0:50:35.239 --> 0:50:36.520 This story is what. 0:50:37.160 --> 0:50:39.479 Yeah, I got fired because I was in the kitchen 0:50:39.480 --> 0:50:42.919 making a crim brulet. Apparently, allegedly, the whole building burnt 0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:43.720 down and then. 0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:46.960 I'm starting all of my conversations. Well, I was in 0:50:47.000 --> 0:50:48.319 the kitchen making it crimballet. 0:50:51.760 --> 0:50:53.560 That's not my job. 0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:56.800 The cook was gone, So I was like, oh, I 0:50:56.840 --> 0:50:59.200 gotta make this crimblee because we had a table with 0:50:59.239 --> 0:51:01.840 some bitches who really was celling. You know when bitches 0:51:01.880 --> 0:51:04.480 be having birthdays and they be having birthdays and she 0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:06.440 was a bitch for a birthday and she was like, 0:51:06.760 --> 0:51:08.600 it's my birthday, Like give me the birthday. 0:51:08.640 --> 0:51:10.000 And I was like, okay, but. 0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:15.080 But what birthday, bitch? Want a crimble lay That doesn't 0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:16.640 even feel like a bitch birthday cake. 0:51:16.880 --> 0:51:19.279 That's all we had. It was Beverly Hills, that's all. 0:51:19.320 --> 0:51:19.560 We had. 0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:22.640 We had no cake for the whole like, so it 0:51:22.680 --> 0:51:25.839 was like booting free a mom and pop, but like 0:51:26.239 --> 0:51:28.879 for rich clientele. And they didn't know what they were doing. 0:51:29.160 --> 0:51:31.960 So I'm in there cooking this crimble let. Some rich 0:51:32.040 --> 0:51:35.680 fashion bitch gets sit down in my section. Now here's 0:51:35.719 --> 0:51:38.960 the thing about rich fashion bitches. When they're young, super fun. 0:51:39.280 --> 0:51:42.879 When they get old because the industry does not look 0:51:43.000 --> 0:51:47.160 kindly upon older people, they get mean and like they 0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.359 need power, like that's their thing. 0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:51.080 So you gotta be. 0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:53.319 Bending your ass over and you know, showing your whole 0:51:53.320 --> 0:51:54.719 amus to get them to like you. 0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:58.160 Like you have to do the most. So I should 0:51:58.160 --> 0:51:58.439 have been. 0:51:58.320 --> 0:52:00.239 Out there when my booty hole out, but I was 0:52:00.280 --> 0:52:05.440 making a crimble light. So I did this. I was 0:52:05.560 --> 0:52:08.400 late to getting to this table, and I tried to 0:52:08.400 --> 0:52:08.879 win them back. 0:52:08.920 --> 0:52:10.560 I gave them so much free shit. They was not 0:52:10.640 --> 0:52:12.640 fucking me this ho. 0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:19.480 Wrote a letter, a letter, a letter, a letter on stationary. 0:52:20.120 --> 0:52:22.520 I think so parchment. 0:52:23.000 --> 0:52:24.080 She said, pentipad. 0:52:25.400 --> 0:52:29.120 She she took a quill to a piece of pirate. 0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:32.400 And dipped it in the page. Letter. 0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:39.839 Yo, do it, That's what happened. And when I write them, 0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:42.480 he better fire her now. 0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:45.240 And that's what happened. So she wrote the letter. 0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:49.600 They fired me, and because I hadn't been on record 0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:52.759 doing anything wrong, being late whatever, I filed for unemployment. 0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:55.839 I filed for unemployment and they're like, oh, it's wrong 0:52:55.880 --> 0:52:56.600 for termination. 0:52:56.719 --> 0:52:58.720 Them niggas had to pay me twelve thousand dollars. 0:52:59.320 --> 0:53:01.560 Twelve thousand I was in dollars. 0:53:01.200 --> 0:53:06.479 And I wasn't even I wasn't even working at full time. 0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:09.239 I had not made near anywhere near that kind of 0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:09.839 money there. 0:53:09.960 --> 0:53:11.960 And that's how I started my comedy career. And the 0:53:12.080 --> 0:53:12.839 niggas was mad. 0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:14.960 They started reaching out to my other jobs and being like, 0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:17.200 can I help us with this? Like what's going on? 0:53:17.520 --> 0:53:20.279 They were like, no, she quit from here. Like y'all 0:53:20.320 --> 0:53:21.120 gotta take that out. 0:53:21.200 --> 0:53:23.839 You're a small black business you start, that's a small 0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:25.160 black business loan right there. 0:53:25.280 --> 0:53:28.880 It was, And I took it and had my small black. 0:53:28.719 --> 0:53:32.160 Business as you should. 0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:35.000 It did feel like a scare that acting you took 0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:37.399 your classes up tops. 0:53:37.480 --> 0:53:40.480 Who was who was this fashion chick? Was it Chrissy Turlington? 0:53:42.160 --> 0:53:44.960 No, I've actually waited on Chrissy tig And and she's very nice. 0:53:46.760 --> 0:53:48.760 Really, it was Janis Dickinson. 0:53:49.360 --> 0:53:51.600 No, it was someone like when I tell you it 0:53:51.640 --> 0:53:53.760 was one of those girls who was never on the stage, 0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:57.560 but was always behind the curtain giving the girls their orders. 0:53:57.600 --> 0:53:59.760 Like one of those girls like you would. She's not famous, 0:53:59.840 --> 0:54:00.840 but she's powerful. 0:54:00.880 --> 0:54:01.840 You could just tell. 0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:14.000 She Andre. Her name is Andre Leon Talley. I love Andre. 0:54:14.040 --> 0:54:15.719 I want to wear the robes. I want to wear 0:54:15.760 --> 0:54:17.360 the Vogue robes. 0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:20.200 The Vogue robes, they're not ropes no more. That's just 0:54:20.239 --> 0:54:23.840 Andre's clothes. Just get your a little choir robe and 0:54:23.920 --> 0:54:28.720 put it on. Open it just a church choir robe. 0:54:29.080 --> 0:54:31.040 That's what I love about fashion people. They work in 0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:33.000 fashion so long, they just start wearing the same thing. 0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:35.440 They're like, I'm tired, I don't want to put on 0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:36.480 outfits anymore. 0:54:36.800 --> 0:54:38.960 Well, I mean, you see what Anna Wintour has given us. 0:54:38.960 --> 0:54:41.560 She's given us that tired hairstyle. 0:54:41.360 --> 0:54:44.399 That banang needs to retire. It's tired, but. 0:54:44.400 --> 0:54:46.840 It's giving like a young Madeline And it's like you 0:54:46.960 --> 0:54:48.319 too old for his haircut? 0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:48.799 Uh? 0:54:49.360 --> 0:54:51.000 Or not even that you're too old? Can you just 0:54:51.040 --> 0:54:53.200 give us fashion? Can you? 0:54:53.840 --> 0:54:55.240 Like Anna? 0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:58.040 We need to stop having so many milestones this year, 0:54:58.120 --> 0:55:01.040 Like we finally hired a nigger for photographers like this. 0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:04.359 Now they're and now they're using him for everything, which 0:55:04.400 --> 0:55:04.880 we love. 0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:06.200 But we do love that. 0:55:06.760 --> 0:55:09.919 Yeah, but it's just like, sis, are you just gonna 0:55:09.920 --> 0:55:13.840 give us the same tweed belted dress all day? Like 0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:17.120 you're not even gonna give us a slouchy jean or nothing. 0:55:17.600 --> 0:55:18.560 She says, that's all you get. 0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:21.239 Yes, I love that, you guess, Sidney, we are talking 0:55:21.280 --> 0:55:22.560 about Anna and Anna. 0:55:22.719 --> 0:55:26.400 Anna has first of all, a bob with bangs. You 0:55:26.440 --> 0:55:30.799 can't just wear anything with that haircut. It's it's very specific. 0:55:30.920 --> 0:55:33.719 That's why the haircut gotta go. Dude, like you know 0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:34.600 something else. 0:55:34.760 --> 0:55:37.560 I think she is hiding a big old Rihanna Finki 0:55:37.680 --> 0:55:39.720 savage forehead underneath them banks. 0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:41.760 And that's why she hasn't stop wearing. 0:55:42.520 --> 0:55:45.000 Is it a wig or is it her hair? 0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:48.880 It's giving, it's giving wig. But I think give her wig. 0:55:49.360 --> 0:55:50.200 It's giving wig. 0:55:50.320 --> 0:55:52.879 Let's ask Andre Talon or whatever. 0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:56.000 He'll never tell He'll never tell us. 0:55:56.280 --> 0:55:58.319 It might be on page fourteen of the book, you know, 0:55:58.360 --> 0:56:02.400 because he's upset. So he's like, she mean to me, 0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:04.800 she was mean to black people. And it's like, yeah, bitch, 0:56:05.200 --> 0:56:05.600 we know. 0:56:05.760 --> 0:56:10.920 We know. Not surprised you didn't leave. You stay. 0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:14.720 You say you stayed because you know at the moment 0:56:14.760 --> 0:56:17.040 at the time she was being nice to you. As 0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:19.399 soon as she turned on him, it was like, oh, oh, 0:56:19.480 --> 0:56:23.839 she's not nice, And it's like, babe, we already do that. 0:56:24.040 --> 0:56:26.000 But that's the thing about life. I don't know. 0:56:26.000 --> 0:56:28.279 As an actor in Hollywood, I feel like there's a 0:56:28.320 --> 0:56:31.040 lot of people who are mean that I know, but 0:56:31.160 --> 0:56:33.440 I'm not gonna tell y'all they mean. But if they 0:56:33.600 --> 0:56:35.719 start acting out of the pocket and wild, you know, 0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:37.319 maybe I will hop on Twitter and be. 0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:38.800 Like that nigga was mean. 0:56:39.120 --> 0:56:42.880 Like, yeah, I'm just gonna sell the pod. We'll like 0:56:42.920 --> 0:56:46.960 to know. We'll save a life for celebrity debrief. 0:56:48.360 --> 0:56:51.200 Wait, lazy, have you ever gotten scammed though? What about 0:56:51.200 --> 0:56:51.560 this year? 0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:56.160 So I had a job. I had a running. 0:56:57.520 --> 0:57:01.520 Where I was paying my cleaning guy whose name is Daniel. 0:57:01.600 --> 0:57:03.160 And clean guy. 0:57:04.160 --> 0:57:06.600 I don't even want to hear it. Cleaning guy. 0:57:07.200 --> 0:57:11.400 Wait, you're home during the pandemic and you had a clean. 0:57:10.880 --> 0:57:14.000 I leave when they come clean. I leave the place 0:57:14.080 --> 0:57:16.000 and they come clean and then I come back. 0:57:16.840 --> 0:57:18.720 So but you're home to clean as well, but you 0:57:18.800 --> 0:57:23.560 just don't want to do it. Yeah, well that's that crime. 0:57:23.680 --> 0:57:30.200 Roulet money whatever. He see you good, you deserve it. Okay, 0:57:30.240 --> 0:57:31.200 what do you do? What do you do? 0:57:31.320 --> 0:57:33.880 So I just vin mooted the wrong Daniel and I've 0:57:33.920 --> 0:57:36.520 venmoted him for the cleaning services. And it's only like 0:57:36.520 --> 0:57:41.000 one hundred fifty bucks because my apartment's small and fifty bucks. 0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:43.360 You sent the wrong person one hundred and fifty bucks. 0:57:43.680 --> 0:57:49.640 Yeah, And then for two months I was like, hey, 0:57:50.800 --> 0:57:52.760 I said you did money. I said it once, but 0:57:52.800 --> 0:57:54.520 I was just like, hey, I said, you just money, 0:57:54.520 --> 0:57:55.360 But it was an accident. 0:57:55.480 --> 0:57:59.000 He from somebody from high school. No response. 0:57:59.480 --> 0:58:02.720 And then when I clicked on it again after my 0:58:02.760 --> 0:58:04.760 cleaning guy had come back and I remembered that I 0:58:04.800 --> 0:58:06.840 had sent the money to the wrong place the last time, 0:58:08.000 --> 0:58:11.000 people had started liking the comment. When I was like, hey, 0:58:11.040 --> 0:58:13.760 can you send this money back? And somebody was like, like, 0:58:14.880 --> 0:58:16.040 you see I'm being robbed. 0:58:16.360 --> 0:58:22.200 Why are you liking this? Taylor. I'm not gonna say 0:58:22.200 --> 0:58:23.320 your last name, but it was. 0:58:23.320 --> 0:58:26.320 Taylor, Taylor Swift. We know who you are. 0:58:26.720 --> 0:58:28.840 One hundred and fifty dollars. You should have let them 0:58:28.880 --> 0:58:30.440 have that, lady, you got it. 0:58:30.640 --> 0:58:33.560 No, that's wasn't And I need it now. 0:58:34.040 --> 0:58:36.120 I'm of both of your minds because part of me 0:58:36.320 --> 0:58:37.960 was like, all right, it's been a month and a half, 0:58:38.040 --> 0:58:38.920 I'm gonna just let it rock. 0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:39.720 Maybe it's a blessing. 0:58:39.720 --> 0:58:43.480 Maybe God had used me as a conduit, okay, And 0:58:43.600 --> 0:58:45.560 then the other part of me is like, no, I'll 0:58:45.560 --> 0:58:46.360 work for that money. 0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:51.439 Get back. So finally he actually this week. 0:58:51.480 --> 0:58:52.840 And I don't know if it's because I got on 0:58:52.880 --> 0:58:55.400 Twitter and I was like, Yo, my friend rabed me 0:58:55.640 --> 0:58:57.640 and that's not my friend. I don't know him like that. 0:58:57.840 --> 0:58:59.560 But I got on Twitter and was like, y'all, I 0:58:59.560 --> 0:59:00.000 got scared. 0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:01.440 You gave him the money? 0:59:01.600 --> 0:59:04.280 Yeah, and you said it was only one hundred and 0:59:04.280 --> 0:59:05.200 fifty dollars as well. 0:59:06.080 --> 0:59:10.240 Wow, Andrew, Wow, thank you. 0:59:10.320 --> 0:59:13.560 Andrew knows when to come in, baby darling. 0:59:14.240 --> 0:59:16.800 Wow, bigger battles. What side are you on? 0:59:17.520 --> 0:59:19.840 I told you I'm of two minds. I'm of both 0:59:19.880 --> 0:59:21.600 of their minds. I got the red and the I 0:59:21.600 --> 0:59:23.360 mean the blue and the pink up here and like, 0:59:25.560 --> 0:59:27.640 and that's because they're both giving excellent lightning. I know 0:59:27.640 --> 0:59:29.720 you can't you guys can't see that, but they are, 0:59:31.920 --> 0:59:35.080 like they served so much what a casual serve unnecessary truly, 0:59:35.200 --> 0:59:38.480 but I appreciate. Uh. 0:59:39.440 --> 0:59:41.520 Yeah, so he sent the money back. 0:59:42.600 --> 0:59:47.120 Oh, after I got on Twitter, So did you pay 0:59:47.120 --> 0:59:47.880 the real Daniel? 0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:49.640 Yeah, I was paying. 0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:51.880 I had to pay him again when I was waiting 0:59:51.920 --> 0:59:53.400 on the money. I just had to pay him again 0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:54.880 because he was like I didn't get it, and I 0:59:54.920 --> 0:59:56.480 was like, oh, I sent it and I looked and 0:59:56.480 --> 0:59:57.280 I was like, oh, I said. 0:59:57.080 --> 0:59:57.680 It's the wrong eye. 0:59:57.720 --> 0:59:58.240 I got it. 0:59:59.040 --> 1:00:01.040 I got it, sir, Sir. 1:00:01.200 --> 1:00:02.680 I'd been like, you gotta take it up with this 1:00:02.720 --> 1:00:06.960 other person. You gotta fight him. You gotta fight him. 1:00:07.880 --> 1:00:13.320 Who paid? That's it girl. 1:00:14.480 --> 1:00:18.120 Oh So no, the scams keep coming. They're they're coming, 1:00:18.360 --> 1:00:19.080 and I love it. 1:00:20.000 --> 1:00:20.680 That's only Oh. 1:00:20.880 --> 1:00:23.920 The whole point of that story with the crimbulet Sydney 1:00:24.080 --> 1:00:27.320 was to say, because I got that much an unemployment 1:00:27.760 --> 1:00:31.440 and them niggas was like, wait a minute. Unemployment from 1:00:31.480 --> 1:00:33.960 the government eventually reached out to me and they took 1:00:34.000 --> 1:00:37.600 like five hundred dollars out of my refund check one 1:00:37.680 --> 1:00:39.240 year because they were like, we overpaid you. And I 1:00:39.280 --> 1:00:41.280 was like, this is not a problem, Like why are 1:00:41.280 --> 1:00:43.280 you talking to me about this? It's just like the 1:00:43.360 --> 1:00:43.959 Venmo guy. 1:00:44.200 --> 1:00:46.200 Nothing. When they gave you twelve thousand. 1:00:46.600 --> 1:00:50.160 Yeah, a fuck them for taking anything. I took the 1:00:50.360 --> 1:00:52.160 l but I was mad about it. I was like, 1:00:52.240 --> 1:00:56.560 why I think you're mailing me. They kept mailing me like, 1:00:56.600 --> 1:00:58.560 hey girl, we overpaid you, and I was like, no, 1:00:58.640 --> 1:01:01.040 I'm not listening. And then axes came and I thought, 1:01:01.120 --> 1:01:02.720 you know, I'm about to make it rain like the 1:01:02.720 --> 1:01:05.400 rest of the community. And they were like, no, girl, 1:01:05.400 --> 1:01:06.320 we're taking. 1:01:08.080 --> 1:01:10.480 Honestly, anytime this government sends me a letter saying that 1:01:10.480 --> 1:01:15.880 I owe him money or something, is sure I ignore 1:01:15.880 --> 1:01:18.120 it because I feel like it's my right to do that. 1:01:18.520 --> 1:01:22.640 Cut to me in jail next to Westy Snipe. 1:01:23.400 --> 1:01:26.440 No way, you're fine. 1:01:27.800 --> 1:01:30.080 No, I love the tax fraud. 1:01:31.120 --> 1:01:35.760 Okay, well you have your number one stunner right here. 1:01:36.840 --> 1:01:37.200 Listen. 1:01:37.720 --> 1:01:38.320 I'll be honest. 1:01:38.360 --> 1:01:42.640 I haven't paid my taxes year. It's fine for this year. Yeah, 1:01:42.680 --> 1:01:45.040 I had to get a new accountant. It was some shit. 1:01:45.280 --> 1:01:47.320 When I tell you, I thought my accountant was dead 1:01:47.440 --> 1:01:48.440 and maybe that's a scam. 1:01:50.520 --> 1:01:54.120 Wait, why did you think your accountant was What happened? 1:01:54.240 --> 1:01:56.240 So I googled him. I only say his first name, 1:01:56.240 --> 1:01:59.200 but I googled Bruce's last name because I couldn't get 1:01:59.200 --> 1:02:00.680 a hold of this nigga. I was calling him, I was 1:02:00.680 --> 1:02:02.880 texting him, I was emailing him. I was like, why 1:02:03.000 --> 1:02:07.560 does he never respond? And so I googled him and 1:02:07.600 --> 1:02:09.600 they were like and on Google, the first thing that 1:02:09.640 --> 1:02:12.600 popped up with CPA was a nigga who was dead, 1:02:12.760 --> 1:02:15.280 and so I was like, oh my god, my counting died, 1:02:15.600 --> 1:02:17.200 Like that's why he hit me back? 1:02:17.640 --> 1:02:19.640 Yes, And that made you feel a tiny bit better, 1:02:19.640 --> 1:02:21.120 but also a tiny bit worse. 1:02:21.240 --> 1:02:22.920 Right because I was like, damn on my asshole. 1:02:23.200 --> 1:02:25.920 Then I found out he wasn't dead, and I was like, 1:02:26.000 --> 1:02:27.360 what the hell. 1:02:27.440 --> 1:02:32.000 Like, it's been a mess. It's been a mess, girl. 1:02:32.160 --> 1:02:33.000 F the's taxes. 1:02:33.160 --> 1:02:35.600 Honestly, put seven hundred and fifty dollars in an envelope 1:02:35.640 --> 1:02:36.600 and send it to the government. 1:02:38.840 --> 1:02:42.120 We're all doing Trump taxes now, Okay, Like the fuck 1:02:42.200 --> 1:02:44.960 is we paying all these taxes for seven fifty that's. 1:02:44.880 --> 1:02:47.920 For the for the roads that we're not driving on. 1:02:48.040 --> 1:02:51.480 Nude I owed eighty thousand dollars. 1:02:51.120 --> 1:02:56.000 So well that's a different that's for all the roads. 1:02:56.480 --> 1:02:59.400 Honestly, they need to give you some plaques, Sydney. Don't 1:02:59.400 --> 1:03:01.560 send in that money without them giving you a planque 1:03:01.640 --> 1:03:02.000 where they. 1:03:03.520 --> 1:03:06.280 When finally when like no, no, no, I got like 1:03:06.560 --> 1:03:10.400 everything validated and like they're gonna help me windle it 1:03:10.480 --> 1:03:14.400 down to you know, something that's super doable. I will 1:03:14.440 --> 1:03:17.320 be making a large post about it, and I'll be 1:03:17.320 --> 1:03:18.840 giving myself my own award. 1:03:19.200 --> 1:03:22.840 Yes, here's the last scam I'll tell you guys about. 1:03:23.400 --> 1:03:24.880 Taxes are a scam. 1:03:24.920 --> 1:03:31.240 So the government purposely underfunds the IRS. People lobby for it, 1:03:31.560 --> 1:03:34.800 and the whole reason why is because if the IRS 1:03:34.880 --> 1:03:38.320 is underfunded, they can only afford to audit the middle class. 1:03:38.520 --> 1:03:41.600 So that's why we get audited more than billionaires. Because 1:03:41.600 --> 1:03:44.680 a billionaire has money everywhere, They have all this paperwork, 1:03:44.720 --> 1:03:47.040 all this information. It takes more people, it takes more time, 1:03:47.080 --> 1:03:49.480 it takes more money. And so since they simply cannot 1:03:49.520 --> 1:03:52.360 afford to audit them, they don't. 1:03:52.600 --> 1:03:54.400 And that's why we're getting fucked. 1:03:54.440 --> 1:03:57.640 We need to fund the IRS, like defund the police 1:03:57.720 --> 1:04:00.439 and fund the IRS so them niggas get and get 1:04:00.440 --> 1:04:03.360 to the billionaires because I'm tired of paying more than 1:04:03.360 --> 1:04:05.720 I should or or. 1:04:05.560 --> 1:04:10.240 The flip side of that is, become wealthy, never pay 1:04:10.280 --> 1:04:10.919 at tax again. 1:04:11.040 --> 1:04:11.440 How about that? 1:04:12.440 --> 1:04:15.880 See what that's America scam they all, but he changes, 1:04:15.960 --> 1:04:16.680 we all gonna be. 1:04:16.680 --> 1:04:19.720 Wealthy, Yes, but I feel like the people on this 1:04:19.840 --> 1:04:21.720 call gonna be wealthy. I don't know about anybody else 1:04:21.760 --> 1:04:24.800 in America. I feel like we're in a good place. 1:04:25.920 --> 1:04:28.280 Order for that to happen, we have to become the 1:04:28.280 --> 1:04:30.440 one percent. And to be the one percent, you have 1:04:30.520 --> 1:04:31.480 to be a bad person. 1:04:31.560 --> 1:04:33.240 Yeah, you have to kill people, you have to kill. 1:04:33.960 --> 1:04:35.160 We're ready. 1:04:36.760 --> 1:04:40.160 We're getting pistols from Amazon dot com and. 1:04:41.800 --> 1:04:48.840 Girl Girls murdering the best Billionaire ever exactly, jump in 1:04:48.840 --> 1:04:50.120 those are we're going murdering. 1:04:50.440 --> 1:04:51.360 We're going killing. 1:04:51.440 --> 1:04:55.320 Come on, my gun's gonna be pink because I'm a feminist, 1:04:55.840 --> 1:04:58.800 like killers, but make them women. 1:05:00.840 --> 1:05:03.840 For the people who you might want to drag scammers? 1:05:04.320 --> 1:05:06.720 What's the what's the pro in it? 1:05:06.880 --> 1:05:06.960 Like? 1:05:07.080 --> 1:05:09.280 Why why do people scam? Overall? 1:05:10.040 --> 1:05:14.560 Because everything is made up? Everything made up? Stay woked. 1:05:15.040 --> 1:05:17.360 So when people be like you're breaking the rules, who 1:05:17.360 --> 1:05:18.240 the fuck made the rules? 1:05:18.280 --> 1:05:18.920 Mister rules? 1:05:18.960 --> 1:05:22.800 Man, fuck that nigga, Like it's it's all. 1:05:22.800 --> 1:05:26.120 Mister rules man. Like there used to. 1:05:26.160 --> 1:05:29.040 Be rules that we couldn't get married inter racially. There 1:05:29.120 --> 1:05:32.200 used to be rules that all well, not you Andrew, 1:05:32.560 --> 1:05:35.360 but the three of us couldn't eat in the same 1:05:35.400 --> 1:05:37.480 restaurant as white folks are drink from the same water. 1:05:37.520 --> 1:05:40.360 Found those were rules and they were fake and they 1:05:40.360 --> 1:05:43.360 were made up. So it's like for me, scammers are 1:05:43.360 --> 1:05:45.360 people who think freely and. 1:05:45.240 --> 1:05:47.920 Get what they want. And yeah, some of them are 1:05:47.960 --> 1:05:48.440 fucked up. 1:05:48.480 --> 1:05:50.880 Some of them are murderers, and I don't support that, 1:05:51.240 --> 1:05:54.400 But there are people who are scammers who I death. Look, 1:05:54.480 --> 1:05:58.440 I support jaywalking, I support tax fraud. 1:05:58.720 --> 1:06:02.280 I support walk into the tax fraud. Is that? 1:06:01.560 --> 1:06:04.440 Wait? 1:06:04.640 --> 1:06:07.600 So is jaywalking when you don't touch the curve but 1:06:07.720 --> 1:06:09.520 you cross two streets at the same time. 1:06:10.120 --> 1:06:11.320 That's not what jaywalking is. 1:06:11.520 --> 1:06:16.400 Lived walk that jaywalking is when I walk when it 1:06:16.400 --> 1:06:18.040 says don't walk, that's what jaywalking is. 1:06:18.120 --> 1:06:20.360 Yes, you've lived in New York for too long. 1:06:20.560 --> 1:06:24.320 How we walk here? I'm like, what, that's just walking? 1:06:24.400 --> 1:06:26.360 I want to know what you thought it was. 1:06:27.880 --> 1:06:31.200 Jaywalking is like if you're on if there's four corners 1:06:31.240 --> 1:06:40.120 on the street, right and diagonally diagonal cross, No, that's 1:06:40.160 --> 1:06:45.440 like a walk. No, that is an art form, babe. 1:06:45.440 --> 1:06:47.320 Did you think jay walking was where you like walk 1:06:47.320 --> 1:06:52.920 in a jay do a j a lowercase jbaby, that's 1:06:52.920 --> 1:06:54.120 where you walk in a jay like. 1:06:55.320 --> 1:06:56.240 I don't know what the hell it is. 1:06:56.280 --> 1:06:57.800 I just know that that's how we cross the street 1:06:57.840 --> 1:06:59.480 here and that's how the cool kids are doing it. 1:06:59.760 --> 1:07:01.480 And anytime I'm not in New York and I try 1:07:01.520 --> 1:07:03.440 to cross like that, people are like shocked. 1:07:04.280 --> 1:07:06.640 Same, I still cross the street like a New Yorker 1:07:06.640 --> 1:07:09.480 and everyone realizes, like you're going to die. I'm like no, 1:07:10.040 --> 1:07:12.520 I'll go on the street and sometimes like a car 1:07:12.600 --> 1:07:14.720 will pull up because it's definitely a green light, and 1:07:14.800 --> 1:07:17.280 I'm deciding to cross because I want to, and I'll 1:07:17.280 --> 1:07:20.440 put my hand up like this and I'll be like stop, 1:07:21.400 --> 1:07:24.479 crossing guard. Exactly, I'm the crossing guard. 1:07:24.600 --> 1:07:24.880 Now. 1:07:25.800 --> 1:07:28.600 Uh wait, so City, did she answer the question that 1:07:28.640 --> 1:07:30.080 you just asked, because I don't remember. 1:07:29.800 --> 1:07:34.160 What it was, like what's the pros? And like being 1:07:34.560 --> 1:07:37.520 a scammer? Like a good that comes out of it? 1:07:37.560 --> 1:07:39.680 And she's like yes, because nothing is real. 1:07:42.520 --> 1:07:45.320 Yes, love the recap, good recap. 1:07:45.560 --> 1:07:46.880 Do you have a do you want to leave us 1:07:46.880 --> 1:07:51.280 with your favorite scam of all time or something that 1:07:51.320 --> 1:07:53.520 you feel like these people need to know about. 1:07:55.360 --> 1:07:55.560 Yeah? 1:07:55.640 --> 1:07:59.640 Sure, my, Oh go ahead. 1:08:00.560 --> 1:08:02.800 I was like I wanted to petition, how do we 1:08:02.800 --> 1:08:07.320 get Joanna Scammer back because I think she like propelled 1:08:07.360 --> 1:08:11.240 a lot the scamming lifestyle and then just dropped off 1:08:11.240 --> 1:08:12.080 the face of the earth. 1:08:12.800 --> 1:08:13.800 Yeah, we need her back. 1:08:14.360 --> 1:08:16.439 I'll tell you guys off the pot about some of that. 1:08:17.320 --> 1:08:19.240 But but. 1:08:20.880 --> 1:08:23.680 Juice, But I. 1:08:23.600 --> 1:08:25.679 Would love for Brandon to return. 1:08:26.840 --> 1:08:30.400 He seems to, you know, not want to do as 1:08:30.479 --> 1:08:32.920 much posting right now, But I would love for him 1:08:32.920 --> 1:08:39.120 to return because he's so funny, like so funny. Last 1:08:39.160 --> 1:08:42.200 and final, I'll leave you with a scam that I 1:08:42.200 --> 1:08:46.000 love the most, which is Anadelfy. I think she's gonna 1:08:46.040 --> 1:08:47.679 have a show coming out on Netflix soon. 1:08:48.360 --> 1:08:49.840 I hope she's getting paid from it. 1:08:50.720 --> 1:08:52.840 She's the white woman who lives in New York City, 1:08:53.000 --> 1:08:57.599 white woman. She's European, and she hired someone to play 1:08:57.760 --> 1:09:03.439 her fitness instructor. She stayed at several hotels and told 1:09:03.520 --> 1:09:06.080 them that she was gonna wire transfer the money and 1:09:06.240 --> 1:09:06.920 never did. 1:09:07.600 --> 1:09:09.439 She pimped out all. 1:09:09.360 --> 1:09:13.200 Of her new rich friends that she met during fashion week. 1:09:13.600 --> 1:09:17.679 She took a trip to uh what is that place 1:09:17.720 --> 1:09:22.760 called Morocco where she stayed in the hotel, racked up 1:09:22.880 --> 1:09:25.519 a ton of money, and then. 1:09:25.400 --> 1:09:26.160 Told her homegirl. 1:09:26.200 --> 1:09:28.679 Oh my god, girl, I left my card at home, 1:09:28.920 --> 1:09:30.960 like I got her pay friend if they saying the 1:09:31.000 --> 1:09:32.599 money not there, but I'm gonna get you back. 1:09:32.680 --> 1:09:33.760 And never paid her back. 1:09:35.560 --> 1:09:38.120 And the reason I love her so much is because 1:09:38.120 --> 1:09:41.120 in court when she was on trial, when they were 1:09:41.120 --> 1:09:44.920 closing the arguments, she gets up, she talks, she does 1:09:44.920 --> 1:09:48.040 her you know, witness whatever whatever, testifies and at the 1:09:48.200 --> 1:09:50.439 end she goes, I. 1:09:50.400 --> 1:09:53.080 Am not a good person. And I was like, oh 1:09:53.080 --> 1:09:54.920 my god. 1:09:55.520 --> 1:09:57.720 I feel like people don't say that enough, like if 1:09:57.760 --> 1:10:01.559 you're not a good person, just like, oh, like no 1:10:01.600 --> 1:10:02.320 one will. 1:10:02.080 --> 1:10:04.400 Do that, Like Donald Trump is not a good person. 1:10:04.400 --> 1:10:06.519 But that nigga will never just be like evil, Like 1:10:06.680 --> 1:10:07.240 come on. 1:10:07.200 --> 1:10:09.920 Don't he will all he'll scream from the rooftops that 1:10:09.960 --> 1:10:11.320 he is actually a good person. 1:10:11.479 --> 1:10:14.280 And it's like, don't we all know we saw you, girl, 1:10:14.400 --> 1:10:17.320 We saw you everywhere that you had went. So the 1:10:17.360 --> 1:10:19.000 fact that she owned that shit, I was like, let 1:10:19.000 --> 1:10:21.799 her free because she's a national treasure, like. 1:10:22.000 --> 1:10:24.839 The fact that but only a white woman from Europe 1:10:24.920 --> 1:10:27.599 can get away with something like that because she got 1:10:27.600 --> 1:10:30.040 that accent, so people think that, oh, maybe she does 1:10:30.080 --> 1:10:32.040 come from money. And then when you say something like 1:10:32.200 --> 1:10:35.120 wire transfer. You can't be from New York and say 1:10:35.240 --> 1:10:39.080 wire transfer. People don't know venmo me now. But the 1:10:39.080 --> 1:10:41.639 fact that she had this little accent, they were like, yeah, 1:10:41.680 --> 1:10:42.960 she must be good for it. 1:10:43.360 --> 1:10:44.519 You're absolutely right. 1:10:44.600 --> 1:10:47.720 You can't say transfer a wire transfer, you're broke, Like, 1:10:47.760 --> 1:10:49.519 who's wire transferring Western? 1:10:49.640 --> 1:10:51.360 That's Western Union for black people. 1:10:51.800 --> 1:10:54.880 Yeah no, no, no, no, that would have been my flag 1:10:54.960 --> 1:10:55.479 right there. 1:10:55.720 --> 1:10:59.040 The rich people are still using the wires apparently, like, 1:11:00.040 --> 1:11:01.360 and there's levels the wires. 1:11:01.640 --> 1:11:04.840 I mean you can't, like, you can't vemoke somebody twenty 1:11:04.880 --> 1:11:08.800 thousand dollars. So yeah, wire transfer, I guess it is. 1:11:09.000 --> 1:11:13.559 But I think Shonda Rhyme is working on that show 1:11:13.640 --> 1:11:15.960 for Netflix because I auditioned for that. 1:11:16.760 --> 1:11:19.360 Oh I would love to see you as Annadelvi. I 1:11:19.360 --> 1:11:22.880 don't want it. Why does that happen to white? But whatever? 1:11:22.920 --> 1:11:26.519 I auditioned to be a fashion stylist that styled her 1:11:26.520 --> 1:11:28.080 for the court dates this year. 1:11:28.120 --> 1:11:30.240 Oh you know, they had an instagram for her court 1:11:30.280 --> 1:11:34.439 that date looks like every court luke that she had. 1:11:34.520 --> 1:11:36.479 There was an instagram that was just like Anna's court 1:11:36.520 --> 1:11:38.840 luke's because she was giving at the court dates. 1:11:39.160 --> 1:11:41.800 So she pretended to be what's her name, Anna Karnanova? 1:11:41.880 --> 1:11:43.640 What is her name? No 's not what it is? 1:11:43.720 --> 1:11:45.759 Oh yeah, because I'm calling her by her fake name because. 1:11:45.520 --> 1:11:48.759 Anna Deelviy isn't her real name. She got many names, 1:11:49.080 --> 1:11:52.599 but Anna Delvi. Yes, yes, yes, I also love someone 1:11:52.640 --> 1:11:54.040 with so many names. 1:11:54.840 --> 1:11:57.400 She's Russian and she's twenty nine years old. 1:11:57.560 --> 1:12:02.479 Okay, really she's so well now twenty nine, but when 1:12:02.520 --> 1:12:03.679 it happened she was younger. 1:12:03.760 --> 1:12:04.599 She's twenty five. 1:12:05.000 --> 1:12:08.479 Damn, pos shouldn't put her in jail. Scammers are some 1:12:08.479 --> 1:12:10.719 of the most talented people I know, and I feel 1:12:10.760 --> 1:12:13.200 like they're just misguided and we have to guide them 1:12:13.240 --> 1:12:14.040 to the right path. 1:12:14.640 --> 1:12:15.200 So, if you have a. 1:12:15.240 --> 1:12:17.920 Kid who seems like he might get into robbery, and 1:12:18.000 --> 1:12:19.240 let me tell you how, you know you have a 1:12:19.320 --> 1:12:22.280 kid who's a scammer. They try to make a lemonade stand, 1:12:23.520 --> 1:12:26.400 get that nigga a book because if they trying to 1:12:26.400 --> 1:12:29.200 make a lemonade stand, they are a future criminal. 1:12:29.560 --> 1:12:31.000 You need to talk to them. 1:12:32.600 --> 1:12:35.920 Girl a mess any kind of entrepreneurship as a kid, 1:12:35.920 --> 1:12:38.799 they sell a candy out, they backpack, they do anything. 1:12:39.320 --> 1:12:41.479 They are a scammer. You just have to guide them. 1:12:41.560 --> 1:12:44.840 It sounds like any future businessman is a scammer, is 1:12:44.880 --> 1:12:45.519 what you're saying. 1:12:45.600 --> 1:12:47.080 And yeah, I love that for us. 1:12:48.280 --> 1:12:50.320 The whole concept of business is a scam. 1:12:50.520 --> 1:12:53.800 People just being like, hmm, people need things, I will 1:12:53.880 --> 1:12:54.439 charge them. 1:12:54.640 --> 1:12:56.240 It's a scam. 1:12:56.640 --> 1:12:58.519 Okay, Well, there's three weeks left of the year or 1:12:58.560 --> 1:13:00.920 something like that. I'm gonna do my best to end 1:13:00.960 --> 1:13:02.960 the year with a cute little scam. I don't know 1:13:03.000 --> 1:13:03.920 what it's gonna be yet, but. 1:13:04.160 --> 1:13:04.800 I think you can do it. 1:13:04.840 --> 1:13:06.040 Marie. I don't love that for you. 1:13:06.479 --> 1:13:06.760 Mm hm. 1:13:07.120 --> 1:13:08.000 I believe in you too. 1:13:08.479 --> 1:13:13.200 Inks Anyway, Lacey, tell people who are listening where they 1:13:13.240 --> 1:13:14.200 can catch your podcast. 1:13:14.280 --> 1:13:16.160 Where they can catch you on socials. 1:13:16.840 --> 1:13:19.600 Oh guys, uh, you can catch me at d I 1:13:19.680 --> 1:13:22.920 v A l A c I Diva Lacey on all platforms. 1:13:22.920 --> 1:13:25.080 And if you like scams and comedy, you can come 1:13:25.080 --> 1:13:28.760 over and listen to my podcast, Scam Goddess, which is everywhere. 1:13:29.640 --> 1:13:33.559 It's everywhere, And if you really love the episode, can 1:13:33.600 --> 1:13:34.559 you please put that. 1:13:34.520 --> 1:13:36.120 In the comments? We want? 1:13:36.200 --> 1:13:36.639 We want? 1:13:37.040 --> 1:13:38.479 Uh, what do we want? 1:13:38.520 --> 1:13:42.160 We want those palm trees, we want black hearts, we 1:13:42.240 --> 1:13:43.160 want bitch. 1:13:43.160 --> 1:13:43.640 I love you. 1:13:43.680 --> 1:13:45.639 I'm obsessed. Follow that I love. 1:13:45.800 --> 1:13:47.680 I love when I see the interactions they have with 1:13:47.760 --> 1:13:49.840 people that have been on the on the show. 1:13:50.120 --> 1:13:51.760 It feels good. It does feel good. 1:13:52.160 --> 1:13:53.200 Uplift the queens. 1:13:53.680 --> 1:13:56.200 Uplift the Queen Lacy. 1:13:56.320 --> 1:13:58.519 I can't wait for you to stop recording so you 1:13:58.520 --> 1:14:06.360 can start naming names anyway, guys, mess anyway, guys, thanks 1:14:06.360 --> 1:14:07.599 for listening. 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