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Speaker 1: Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm

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Speaker 1: here to tell you that I have a comedy special

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Speaker 2: WHOA, that's a great stance to have, and thank you

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Speaker 2: for mentioning. I too have a special August twentieth, it'll

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Speaker 2: be available on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry, and it's

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Speaker 2: the best I could do. It's I don't know where

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Speaker 2: it ranks in the scale of other specials, but it

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Speaker 2: certainly is the best I could come up with and

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Speaker 2: commit to. So I'd appreciate your viewership and watch David

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Speaker 2: watch mine, and write us immediately afterwards and tell us

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Speaker 2: maybe shut the fuck up about it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm waiting. I'm waiting for my chance to

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Speaker 1: get into the Titland Tyler perry Man. I'd be such

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Speaker 1: a good bad guy because he wouldn't make me a hero.

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Speaker 1: I think we all no, no, no, and I have

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Speaker 1: bad news for you. I don't even think he would

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Speaker 1: make you a bad guy in a film. I think

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Speaker 2: One of his like sitcom bad you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: He'd want to make you feel small in a way

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Speaker 2: that he would.

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Speaker 1: He'd be like starring on the Black or the Berry,

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Speaker 1: the Meaner, the Juice.

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Speaker 2: David Boy is the juice, and angry Angry.

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Speaker 1: David is BlackBerry.

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Speaker 3: Man coming to maybe be et Plus, I don't you

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Speaker 1: Your wars are racist?

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Speaker 2: The money stuff.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me? All right, new drink one part Alise,

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Speaker 1: one part Chrystyle, thus passion, y'all know what time it is.

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Speaker 1: This drink is guarantee to get the fussy, wet and

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Speaker 1: the dick hard. Welcome Little Mama's and gentiles alike to

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Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 1: We finally worked to prove that Calvin Brotus aka Snoop

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Speaker 1: Dog is not in France as an ambassador to the

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Speaker 1: Olympics as we have all been, but do you believe,

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Speaker 1: but he is in fact a Parisian spy. He's a

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Speaker 1: reverse Josephine Baker. I'm David Bori, y'all, Oh boy, reverse

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Speaker 1: Josephine Baker. Got damn this is I Come on, that's

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: That's nasty work. If this whole time Snoop has been

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Speaker 2: doing all these appearances just to make us feel completely

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Speaker 2: thrown off, unaware, obtuse to the life that he's actually

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Speaker 2: living as a foreign spy.

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Speaker 1: I think it would work. I think if anybody listen,

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Speaker 1: if Dennis Rodman can go to North Korea, come on,

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Speaker 1: Snoop can go to Paris. I don't even know how

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Speaker 1: Dennis got there. I don't know. I mean, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think he's friends.

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Speaker 2: With no no, no, I know the logic of how

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Speaker 2: Dennis got there. I'm saying that, like, physically, they have

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Speaker 2: made a believe that getting to North Korea is like

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Speaker 2: this impossible thing, and the ins and outs it's like

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Speaker 2: you you can't. We couldn't even figure it out on

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Speaker 2: the black market type shit. And Dennis Rodman was going

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Speaker 2: week to week like he didn't give a fuck. He

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Speaker 2: was just like I take delta to North Korea. Right,

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Speaker 2: that's a good that's a good point. That is a

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Speaker 2: good point.

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Speaker 1: Fucking six foot seven drunken hell.

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Speaker 2: Right, what didn't you because so many people had to

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Speaker 2: have checked you at a border, stopping at like you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean to be like, what the fuck

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Speaker 2: do you mean you're going to North Korea? And he's like,

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Speaker 2: now I'm going to North Korea and he did, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and they stay multiple times.

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Speaker 1: Do they stamp your passport North Korea?

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Speaker 2: I think they take your passport and they stamp you yo.

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Speaker 1: That's what they've led us to believe. At least I

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Speaker 1: don't know anything, because yeah, don't you to people have

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Speaker 1: to like sneak through the mountains, right, that's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: It's like so fucking crazy, Like where did he land? Dog?

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Speaker 1: Because what if you land in like Soul. Let's say

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Speaker 1: you land in Seoul, They're not gonna be cool. Right

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Speaker 1: If you're just like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna go up

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Speaker 2: I bet they's the least cool about it. You know,

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Speaker 2: all the people they're like, bro, that's not chill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't don't go over. So then that means

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Speaker 1: he had to fly private from another country.

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Speaker 2: In yeah, yeah, or somebody that like, yeah, he like

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Speaker 1: The fuck? Damn damn, I don't Yeah, this fell that

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Speaker 1: that goes deeper than the Snoop Dogg being.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but I think Snoop Dogg being an agent

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Speaker 2: for a foreign foreign you know, government, seems possible too.

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Speaker 1: It used to be famous. People look it up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it makes sense. And he's the most famous person,

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Speaker 2: I would say, and.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna ask. He's one of the very few people

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Speaker 1: that he could be anywhere and people would be like,

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Speaker 1: oh great, Snoops here, Like if I saw him in

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Speaker 1: a government building, I'd be like, oh awesome, that's something cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Snoops the GA building or whatever wherever I'm at. You

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Speaker 1: know what, Damn, Snoop got weak. He always kept it real.

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Speaker 1: And one day I like about Snoop Dogg. He always

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Speaker 1: kept it real. He loves juicy juice. But what are

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Speaker 1: we here to talk about? Not Snoop. We're not here

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Speaker 1: to talk about Snoop. We are here.

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Speaker 2: It's not a mini episode. This is this is a

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Speaker 2: full Lengthston and David David and Langston extravaganza. Yeah no,

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Speaker 2: Jacky shit, just us too.

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna read an email. We'll talk some ship

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Speaker 1: and see what it does. What it? Yeah, it's me excited.

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Speaker 1: You want me to read it? You want to read it? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll read it. Why not?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So they say us government, We got a a

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Speaker 2: email from a person named Missy. Missy sent us an

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Speaker 2: email that said, you as government intentionally stokes African versus

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Speaker 2: African American discord. Now that that hooks me right away.

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Speaker 1: Here's where I lie. I understand. It hooks me like

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Speaker 1: I'm interested to read the email. I do think they've

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Speaker 1: just been doing that. I don't need to. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how much you need the government. The government is intervention,

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Speaker 1: that's just been hap you're saying. You're saying black people

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Speaker 1: figured that out on our own. I really need like

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Speaker 1: a white mastermind to come o as much as I like,

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Speaker 1: I think you take a group of people, and then

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Speaker 1: you take a group of black people from one place,

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Speaker 1: you take them to another place. We are better than

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Speaker 1: y'all the black people. You're saying.

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Speaker 2: The second them boats hit America, people look back and

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Speaker 2: they are like I hated them niggas.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so glad I got to be away from

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Speaker 1: them Africans. That's what I'm gonna call them. We different, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I think it was like I think it was like

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Speaker 1: a situation like this, This is terrible. Like remember that

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Speaker 1: McDonald's commercial about Calvin. Yeah, Calvin got a job. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what they thought they were. They thought they were

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Speaker 1: coming over.

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Speaker 2: As soon as they unchain us opportunity away.

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Speaker 1: It was just niggas. They just locking us up for safety.

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Speaker 2: When we get there, it's gonna be tight, tight, tight tight.

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Speaker 1: You see the ship says precious cars, nigga.

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Speaker 2: They sold me for forty shillings. It will be fine.

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Speaker 2: They say, I got muscles.

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Speaker 1: Good teeth. Obviously we know the middle passage was terrible.

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Speaker 1: We don't want this, say no, this is just fun,

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Speaker 1: sillyra I was just making light of slavery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the only way you can talk about slavery

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Speaker 2: at this point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are we gonna make more dark of it? Come?

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna remind me it happened and that

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Speaker 2: it was worse than I could have ever imagined. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to watch fifteen years of slave What are.

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Speaker 1: We doing ten twelve was too many If you didn't

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Speaker 1: want it, I didn't want it. I did. Did you

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Speaker 1: see this?

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Speaker 2: It was a beautiful film that I will never return

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Speaker 2: to again. No, I will never pick you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean? It was just like all these talented people

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Speaker 2: all doing the correct thing and telling this story, and

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Speaker 2: I resent having seen it, and I will never want

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Speaker 2: to experience it once anymore.

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Speaker 1: In my life. Yeah, I get that. That's how I

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Speaker 1: feel about all that BTP, black tragedy porn. Yeah, beautifully

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Speaker 2: Come on, dude, she would tell Edge of four at

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Speaker 2: his at his finest Lukita. This is before we knew

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Speaker 2: who Lupita was and she was Come on, Brad Pitt

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Speaker 2: showed up it didn't even know that. Yeah, Michael Fastbender's

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Speaker 2: up in there.

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Speaker 1: Damn, you might be swinging me back.

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying Michael Fastbender is like you think he's

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Speaker 2: gonna be racist already and then he's not. But man,

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Speaker 2: did he lock in for for that piece?

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Speaker 1: Do they have any fun moments? Like? It's a nightmare film.

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Speaker 1: I'm out again. I'm out again. I'm out again. I

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Speaker 1: don't need that story told another time.

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Speaker 2: No, it's just a man trying to get back to

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Speaker 2: and they're old. You know what I mean, Like life

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Speaker 1: Bro. That's one thing I will say, say whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: You know what I love about the Tyler Perry verse.

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Speaker 1: We're all rich and happy. I'm not happy all kinds

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Speaker 1: of rich problems. It is.

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Speaker 2: He does imagine a world where everybody is somehow as

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Speaker 2: rich as he is. Even yeah, man, nobody. He won't

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Speaker 2: pay a single employee a living wage, and yet imagines

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Speaker 2: the world where everybody is upper middle class black.

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Speaker 1: Does he have his own streaming series? Now?

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Speaker 2: I bet he does. I bet there's though. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think he owns BT plus or something like that. But

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Speaker 2: I bet you they're somewhere where like you can get

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Speaker 2: just Tyler Perry productions, isolated from every other media service.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense. Well, but if you do want to

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Speaker 1: holler at us, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, yeah, holler at us? I'm what do he what

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Speaker 2: do you call everybody who doesn't like his ship? I

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Speaker 2: am one of the UHT. He had some article Olivia

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Speaker 2: sent it to us where he was where said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he was like all you uppity negroes who don't care

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Speaker 2: for my work. I am one of those uppity negroes,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not above changing my mind.

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Speaker 1: Tyler Perry, Well, I mean you wrote boo. You you're

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Speaker 1: the reason it happens, So I mean I was witnessed

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Speaker 1: to it at the very least.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I paid me back, Tyler if by just

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Speaker 2: pouring me out in one of your worst projects.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let me let me be a car dealership owner.

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Speaker 1: That is how famous I want to get. Is car

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Speaker 1: dealershit me too?

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Speaker 2: No, that that's a nice kind of famous. I want

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Speaker 2: to get famous enough that I can go do something

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Speaker 1: That would crazy? Yeah, could you really do that? Though?

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Speaker 2: Thank you coach Prime, and thank you NC double A

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Speaker 2: twenty five. Yep, we're calling upon you because we have

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Speaker 1: We have an email, Missy.

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Speaker 2: You sent us a very provocative topic. I'm curious with it.

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Speaker 2: Let's read it.

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Speaker 1: Let's just read in and we'll see what this does.

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Speaker 2: They said, Hey, Langston and David, I just started listening

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Speaker 2: We know he does, and I assume you're gonna shame

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Speaker 2: My appreciation, Missy.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that is a great point in that you would

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Speaker 2: If the African American hang up is that we don't

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Speaker 1: She was like, I knew that school was good, but

437
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: I also thought it was horrible because all she had

438
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 1: seen was like Friday the thirteen, just a giant white man. Yeah,

439
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: like what that's how much Africans love education?

440
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 2: Damn that's beautiful. Yeah, well, this this is crazy. This

441
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 2: is pretty wild.

442
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,239
Speaker 1: Here's what and this makes me laugh. What if it

443
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: wasn't an official video? What if it was just like

444
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: their sponsor. He was like, I just made you a

445
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: Welcome to America mixtape, y'all. Here's a little something that

446
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:16,239
Speaker 1: I've been working on. He's like, the government did not

447
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: ask me.

448
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: It's not the final cut, but you'll get the gist.

449
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 2: We're still waiting on some editors notes to get get

450
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 2: finished up. But you gonna like what juz but I

451
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 2: mean and to speak the conspiracies and things like that. Though,

452
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 2: that feels to me like the true kind of bad.

453
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,199
Speaker 2: I feel like the government is capable of. Yeah, I

454
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 2: do think there's so much incentive to keeping people isolated.

455
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 2: I was watching this documentary that's on HBO about that

456
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,679
Speaker 2: fuck what was it called?

457
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 1: It was about the guy who was fucking that. Did

458
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: you watch it? No?

459
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 2: No, No, you're talking about the That was the Netflix documentary.

460
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 2: I watched that too, the one with the do with

461
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 2: cerebral palsy.

462
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: Who. I can't believe we haven't unpacked it on it.

463
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: Maybe that's a different appe.

464
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 2: You told me about it, and I did. I hadn't

465
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: heard about it, and then I've watched it since and

466
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 2: it's fucking nuts and we should unpack that. On a

467
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 2: different day, it's Oh, Synanon, there we go. There's this

468
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 2: group Cynanon from like the seventies or some shit sixties seventies.

469
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 2: I can't remember the exact time that it starts, but

470
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 2: it basically starts off as like this alcoholic drug addict program.

471
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: It's like one of the first programs that can help

472
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: get you off of I saw that like drugs through

473
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: group therapy. And then it see right the game, the game,

474
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,719
Speaker 2: and they're like yelling at each other and fucking like

475
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 2: saying vile things to each other for the sake of

476
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: healing each other from their addictions, and then it evolves

477
00:27:55,040 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: into a fucking cult like it fully, how far it

478
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 2: goes from just helping drug addicts stay clean and it Yeah,

479
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 2: it makes perfect sense that like a video and some manipulation,

480
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 2: could you know? And oh, that's what I was trying

481
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 2: to say, is that the major thing that they said

482
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 2: for the people that stuck around in synan On was

483
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 2: they couldn't get rid of the community, like they just

484
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 2: couldn't unleash themselves because they felt so lonely and so isolated,

485
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: and that's where cults sort of like find their strength.

486
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 2: And so I think America having this cultish quality about

487
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: it benefits from its citizens for specific reasons, being completely

488
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: isolated for each other.

489
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that completely. I think also just

490
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: the way that shit's set up, you have to have

491
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: an underclass that you can do whatever you want to, right, Yeah,

492
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: just like you need you need. You have to have that.

493
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: And it's economic a point, but it's primarily rachel you

494
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean.

495
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, ten of y'all have to starve for my belly

496
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: to be full, and it's easier to break it down

497
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: based off of color than it is to like go

498
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 2: person to person and be like, what's your personality?

499
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: Like? Right, that's a much more difficult that's a much

500
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: more difficult. No, you're a good guy. He's one of

501
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: the good ones, right, Like now they're all dirty rotten

502
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: all right, you're taking liberties here. The whole lie knows this,

503
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: you know. But so I just reading this, how do

504
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: you feel about this? Because it truly, however you feel

505
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: about it, you have to acknowledge that it is a

506
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: complicated relationship. And I think both sides seem, at least

507
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: I can say in my life from what I've seen,

508
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: both sides seem to want to take the good from

509
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: each other. They're and not the bad. Does that make sense?

510
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh that like we both would love we would love

511
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: to borrow Africa as the mother land and.

512
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: Motherland and like that guy and stuff and like oh

513
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: yeah we were kings and we used to we don't

514
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: want to.

515
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 2: Deal with like your actual like politics and personhoods and.

516
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: And yeah, and I mean and vice versa right with

517
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: like with like with like from the African side. You know,

518
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: Africans love rap music, you know what I mean? They

519
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: love the fashion, they want to like all these all

520
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: these positive things that everybody takes from Black Americans. I

521
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: think that there is a level of wanting that without

522
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: maybe the direct problems, And I think that is that's

523
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 1: an odd It's an odd way to look at it,

524
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: because if you look, it feels like we're both in bondage,

525
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So to not meet in

526
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: the middle on that is very strange. We're both being like,

527
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm not like I'm not like that. I'm not I'm

528
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: not like that one, and we're both we would benefit

529
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: from being like, let's let's mix this up a little bit.

530
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: I mean I would, because the the similarities are shocking.

531
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: I don't know though, because you felt you said you

532
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: didn't feel like that when you went to Africa. Uh No,

533
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: I felt.

534
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 2: I think South Africa is a slightly more complicated.

535
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: And maybe it's not.

536
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm being ignorant when I say this, but it

537
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 2: felt more complicated because it is pitched so much as

538
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: this place of transformation that like black the black community,

539
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: the colored community out there sort of like found their

540
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 2: equality past apartheid, and then you get there and you realize, oh,

541
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: apartheid's still happening. They just don't have laws for it anymore. Right,

542
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 2: every single server is a black person and every single

543
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 2: person being served is a white person or a black

544
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: person on you know, doing some tourism shit, and it's like, oh,

545
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: there's no.

546
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: That does feel that would that would I never really

547
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: thought about that way, but now I think about it.

548
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 1: That would really change the way I experienced Africa. Bro.

549
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 2: We asked, because we were really trying to experience South Africa,

550
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like we're in Cape Town,

551
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: we like hit up a few of the people in

552
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: the hotel, like staff, and like in various places we

553
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 2: knew behind the desk they're going to give us some

554
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 2: generic whatever. But like we pulled like a fucking like

555
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,479
Speaker 2: vallet dude aside, and we're like, bro, where can we

556
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: go eat where we can really try all food, where

557
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: we can really like have the full experience. It was like, Man,

558
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: go to Mama Africa. Mama Africa. That's where you gotta be,

559
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 2: Mama Africa. You're gonna love that.

560
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: Please go there.

561
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: That's where everybody needs to go if they want to

562
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 2: try and experience our shit.

563
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: We went there.

564
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: I promise you I am not exaggerating when I tell

565
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: you it is the Rainforest Cafe in Africa?

566
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like it is African

567
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: rainforest Cafe. I think you think that pitch sounds a

568
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: lot worse than it does.

569
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: I'm saying that, like I begged you for authenticity, and

570
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 2: this is where you sent me because you know, well,

571
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 2: it's not even that he doesn't believe me, it's that,

572
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: you know, if you really if I wanted the experience,

573
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: I would have to go to a shanty like i

574
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: would have to be amongst the people where I'm not

575
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: even safe to be so because this is they're in

576
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 2: townships and shit, like I would have to travel outside

577
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 2: of where people who look like me even exist, and

578
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: then I'm in danger. So they're like, nah, man, just

579
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: go to mym Africa. That's if that's what you want,

580
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: but like we don't have. It's not available to you

581
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 2: because that's how far the fucking gap is between wealth

582
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,319
Speaker 2: and any version of existence out there.

583
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: Is that's fair, that's fair. That yeah, that would not

584
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: because I've never been to South ever, it seems like

585
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: that would be difficult. But then I also think about

586
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: even my experience with Africa, and so much of it

587
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: is familial that it's like I don't know if I

588
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: would like go to sier Leone with you and be like,

589
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: let's go to Kalbat town, Like I don't know if

590
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: that would even you can come to the village, but

591
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: that's like way out, you know what I mean. But

592
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: like so that that, I guess that does informant do

593
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: you did you did you have any sense any time

594
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: during the trip did you feel any sense of like

595
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: camaraderie or like or was it because doesn't you have

596
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 1: family in Ghana too? Right? Yeah, but my mom's not

597
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: from there. She just as an expat who no but

598
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: like she but she seems to have been able. Has

599
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: she found like community there and to integrate someone?

600
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean my mom lives pretty like, uh, sub rural,

601
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it ain't fully rural,

602
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: but it's it's close to.

603
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: It kind of vibes. She's not like an Oka or anything.

604
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 2: She's like I think she said she's like an hour

605
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 2: outside of a cry, you know what I mean. Like,

606
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 2: so it's it's it's she's got to travel to get

607
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: there or like a half hour to an hour outside

608
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: of it. So it's like maybe an equivalent of a

609
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: suburban but it's less developed than what we understand suburbs

610
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 2: to be, right, And so I think, nah, like she's

611
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 2: definitely built a lot of community there, but I do

612
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 2: think even in talking to her, there still remains a

613
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: type of otherness that she holds in her head about

614
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 2: like what what are the fundamental differences between an African

615
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:59,439
Speaker 2: person and an African American person? And I don't She's

616
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 2: never gonna but she's also like, yeah.

617
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: But I'm not like them. That's interesting. I mean, you

618
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: know that Americanness is huge, right, That is a huge

619
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: hump to overcome, like black, white whatever. If you're American,

620
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: you're American, and that is like that, that is like

621
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: a very different thing than everywhere else as far as

622
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: I've seen. Yeah, And I think.

623
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 2: Maybe if I'm if I'm going to be empathetic in

624
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: this part of the conversation, it's it's happening now, and.

625
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: It looks like you're having a difficult time with I

626
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: don't care for it, but I I think maybe there's a.

627
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: Level of empathy I can hold for what has always

628
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 2: felt like an attack on in my opinion, from African people,

629
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: and that they're sort of like not want not to

630
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 2: be like us. But maybe some of that is the

631
00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: projection that we're always putting out of, Like the americanness,

632
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 2: this sort of like we are our own thing and

633
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 2: nobody else is a part of it. It's hard to

634
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 2: enter a space and not feel othered in that way

635
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 2: if that's what people are putting out. So I could

636
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 2: respect them being like, well, shit, I don't want you to,

637
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: you know, fire back at me because I try to

638
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:19,959
Speaker 2: mix in too much.

639
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 1: Fuck y'all our own thing. And it is odd because

640
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: you think about like just like even within America, the

641
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: communities a lot of times are very set like some

642
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: people integrate, some people don't like like I have. There's

643
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: a barber in my shop who's from the DRC, right,

644
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: but he's like, fully, you would you wouldn't. I mean,

645
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: I guess you could tell by looking at him, but

646
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: his mannerism is not that you wouldn't anything about him.

647
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 2: You wouldn't think that, right, But then hey, that's young

648
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: man from the Congo.

649
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. I didn't even think about that. But then

650
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: I think about like my sisters who came here later,

651
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: and they're they yet Okay, they live in California, but

652
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: they live in African ass existence. Like, yeah, they might

653
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: pop out and go to a mic EP show or

654
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: some shit like the Greater Black Community, but they go

655
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: to African parties, they go to African dances, they go

656
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: to African wet like. They're not really they're not. They're

657
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: not super integrated in that way that I only am

658
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: because I was like born and raised here.

659
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: I met a I met a dude on set for

660
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: something who introduced himself. He was like, yo, you're a comedian.

661
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, you know. He was like, oh, that's cool.

662
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: That's cool me too, But I strictly work like the

663
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: African market. I was like, okay, yeah, and he was like, yeah,

664
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 2: I'm strictly on the African side. And I looked him up,

665
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 2: and this nigga is killing you know what I mean.

666
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 2: I think he's like cooking over there. But but I

667
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 2: just think you gotta be doing African shit. And there's

668
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: an entire market of people who are like, no, we

669
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want to learn about what

670
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: this is. I want to hear me back to me.

671
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want they want basket mounts. That's crazy. That's

672
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: his name. I didn't know.

673
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 2: I thought maybe that was a phrase I was unaware of. No,

674
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 2: it's just a big I didn't want to be bigger

675
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 2: than and be the fuck.

676
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: It's not africand so.

677
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 2: Like, no, that's actually a Serra Leone transition and refers

678
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: to I'm like, no, no, no, I'm just gonna sit there.

679
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: We don't even I don't know any Leonian comedians. There

680
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: were these guys one one pot soldiers, but they just

681
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,439
Speaker 1: like it's like musical comedy, and they had a big

682
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: hit song called junks Clubs. I don't we don't really

683
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: need to get into freaing a freaking even Also, at

684
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,879
Speaker 1: least it's very similar to British, where it's almost too

685
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: silly for me, you know what I mean, what you mean?

686
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 2: There's a lot of whoop woo, Okay, I don't know

687
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: what you do it. That was meant to be the

688
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:14,360
Speaker 2: slipping on a banana sound that was I thought African sounds.

689
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: Damn, we gotta we gotta learn to love each other

690
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: for we really gotta get it together. I think this

691
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: is this is the common ground. But I also think

692
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 1: that I'm a lot more American than i'd probably even then,

693
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: like if you even see my like my cousins and stuff,

694
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,720
Speaker 1: you'd be like, wow, I don't.

695
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 2: Think of you as a traditionally African guy. I think

696
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: of you as a very Americanized guy who is African.

697
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: Right right right? I mean I still want like a

698
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: Volvo and stuff. So it's in there, all right. I

699
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: think we need to take a break. I'm almost certain

700
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: of it.

701
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,240
Speaker 2: When we come back, we're gonna keep talking more about

702
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 2: about this, this supposed beef started by the American government

703
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 2: between the Africans and the black people of the USA.

704
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more. David Moore, Langston more. My

705
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: mama told me.

706
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. We

707
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 2: have very exciting merch that we are now selling and

708
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.

709
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, you want to tell

710
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 1: them what we have? Yeah. We have three different types

711
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: of hats, which is really fun. We have a two

712
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: tone hat, an alien dad hat, the traditional logo in

713
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: black and khaki. Then we have the enamel pen with

714
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: the alien who has a cooofie on it, since my

715
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: mama told me. And then we have t shirts that

716
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 1: say proud little mama, which is who you are. Yeah,

717
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: you can buy the merch now, go to my mama

718
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: told me dot merch table dot com. It's a brand

719
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: new name, but it's the same old merch And we

720
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: would love for you to get some if you have

721
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 1: got it already, and we want you to have all

722
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: the sweet stuff, so get it. We're back. That's one

723
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: of the original jobs. Baby, I forgot how funny that

724
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: one was? That one so good? He we got me.

725
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: We're talking about Africans Americans. Africans Americans. I I just

726
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: because I also think about this sometimes I feel like

727
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: this is sounding weird, not weird. I feel like African

728
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: Americans get a really huge chunk of the conversation of

729
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: what is the black diaspora? Does that make sense? Oh,

730
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: like even inter nationally, the Americans take up a lot

731
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: of space, not in a good or a bad way,

732
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: but just like that does kind of feel because it's

733
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: like because Africans, at least in my experience, they keep

734
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: the blackness the same way that American black people do.

735
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 1: Like very much like people in my family think you're

736
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: not black if you weren't born in Africa. Like straight up, yeah,

737
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: I think to ya, they even want to leave, but

738
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: they're like, no, I'm an African. I can't deny my

739
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: lineage by like leaving this property. No, they would leave.

740
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: That's the thing about Africa. People even fucked up over there.

741
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 1: Everybody would leave if they could, but they just don't.

742
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: They don't. Really you're black if you're from Africa and

743
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: everybody else is not. I feel like I've told this

744
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 1: story on the podcast before, but I.

745
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: Had some step cousins that lived in Cabrini Green, which

746
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 2: was the housing projects in Chicago, and I remember one

747
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: year us going over there for like Thanksgiving or some

748
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: ship and uh, you know, I'm I'm at their their

749
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 2: fucking tiny ass like project apartment whatever. We're hanging out,

750
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: there's nothing to do. And then we get a knock

751
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 2: on the door and they open up the door and

752
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 2: they have me come to the door and they go, hey, y'all, see,

753
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 2: we told you we got a white cousin.

754
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: Damn. And they made me stand there, but they.

755
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 2: Go, I told you you white. Look he white. I

756
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 2: told y'all we got a white cousin. Look at him.

757
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: And I'm standing in the door while.

758
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 2: People in the hallway like, yeah, yeah, they're not even

759
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 2: like like whoa.

760
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 1: Fuck, Yeah, what's up, man, good to meet you. They're like,

761
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: uh yeah, like a zoo animal. That is a complicated story.

762
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: Ye God, damn it, broo, what happened? What happened? Right

763
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 1: after that? I told on them and I would listen

764
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: to them get beat God.

765
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 2: Jere me guy, if you told their dad and I

766
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 2: listened outside the door while he beat them incessantly.

767
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: I know that a lot of you are watching this

768
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Run that back if you want to see

769
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: a villain origin story. Jesus Christ, everything that just happened

770
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: is crazy, Doug. It was a crazy day for me.

771
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: That was a rough Thanksgiving, my man, yo, because that's

772
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: it's also your family that hurts where it's like.

773
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: But it's now Yeah, that's what makes it even crazier

774
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: is like, these ain't even my real people.

775
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: These are my step people. So I didn't want to

776
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: be around y'all in the first place. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

777
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: there was.

778
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 2: I wasn't even comfortable calling y'all my cousins, damn.

779
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: And now y'all are making me this white cousin that

780
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: I like, I don't even like y'all like that. That

781
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: is that is. I don't think I'm even qualified to

782
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: talk to you about the full implications of that.

783
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 2: And look how much crazy if you really want to

784
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 2: unpack the shit. Look, I'm also from the suburbs, so

785
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 2: like you brought me to the projects, which I ain't.

786
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: I don't be over here like that, y'all. Ain't my

787
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 2: people like that? I am othered in every sense of

788
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 2: the word. And then you put me in the hallway

789
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: to show me off like a zoo animal.

790
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: The hallway is nasty.

791
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 3: They didn't even have them coming.

792
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a Thanksgiving sweater. Bro I had on a

793
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 2: green turtleneck. Man like an asshole.

794
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: Oh man, I had this curlya. Yeah, I know it

795
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: was girling. I was like and probably a long ass.

796
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I didn't have no beard. I ain't

797
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: have you know what I mean? There was just you

798
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: couldn't hoop that good yet come on, there was nothing

799
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: to it armor. You had nothing to protect yourself. I was.

800
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 2: There wasn't a video game nearby I could reach for

801
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: and be like, but I'll kill.

802
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: You on these sticks. There was nothing. I had nothing.

803
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,359
Speaker 2: I was so alone, and these motherfuckers made me a

804
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 2: zoo animal.

805
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna listen to them get their ass whooped.

806
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 3: God damn it, that's a hard story to hear.

807
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: Bro. People ask me how I got into comedy. Must

808
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: have been that day. I've had to live through it. Man.

809
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm not saying that you could have a

810
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 3: good life and not for me, but you do have

811
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,439
Speaker 3: to take hells like that.

812
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: You gotta get it like it does inform your whole

813
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: view of the world. Yes, because yeah, I've taken mind

814
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: none that I would love to publicly state like you did.

815
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: I respect your willingness to trust these animals who listen

816
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: to our podcast.

817
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 2: But he's the reason I struggle to trust the Jerry

818
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 2: Seinfeld as a comedian is because of like, Bro, when

819
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 2: where's your version of that story? If you come from money,

820
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: you don't really have to be doing this. I get

821
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 2: that there's sort of like a lineage of like Jewish

822
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 2: sort of identity built around comedy. So maybe that's where

823
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 2: you sort of found your connection. But the drive to

824
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 2: keep doing this shit at seventy years old, if there's

825
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,479
Speaker 2: not an origin story here, man, some of this shit

826
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 2: just feels like word math and I swim a fuck.

827
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about it. There's no heart to it.

828
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm trying to move forward from that. It's

829
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: so heavy. It was. It was a hard day for me,

830
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 1: big dog.

831
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 2: I say this, one of the more cynical things that

832
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: I've ever experienced as it relates to Africa and conversations

833
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 2: around Africa, was with you. This was at your house

834
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,240
Speaker 2: in Denver, your your gorgeous apartment loft.

835
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: Dare I say, yeah, it's a loft. Fuck all right.

836
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 2: Anyways, was when we were sitting on your couch and

837
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 2: we watched that YouTube video of that white man traveling

838
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: to like quote unquote remote Africa and handing out sour

839
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: patch kids. He was like hand making fucking people eat

840
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 2: sour patch kids out of his raw palm, just pouring

841
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: it into his own palm and then they eat a

842
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 2: sour patch kid. And he was just filming it to

843
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 2: see Africans react to try and candy for the first time.

844
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was that was dark. That was brutal. I'd

845
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: be hate watching some ship man. That was brutal. Fuck.

846
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: That was so bad. I forgot about that.

847
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 2: I'll never forget that because because not only was it

848
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 2: fucking sick and insane that he wanted to do that

849
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 2: in the first place, but the Africans weren't even having

850
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 2: that intense of a reaction to the ship because it

851
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 2: was just like it's.

852
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: We're not it's not that crazy. There's still people, animals. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

853
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: there's just people.

854
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: You're not giving a baby a lemon. I know what,

855
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 2: I can see the little crystals on it. What's it

856
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 2: gonna be sour?

857
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Also you're weirder for eating that all

858
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: the time than they are.

859
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we're talking about in the grand scheme of things.

860
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 2: If anything, what you're doing is like introducing a drug,

861
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 2: like you're you're just handing out drugs to people. This

862
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 2: isn't like and insane, like you're blowing their mind. You're

863
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 2: just poisoning though.

864
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you see what Sugar's doing in Mexico.

865
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: That's not the same thing. Actually, I don't think that's fair.

866
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: That was crazy. That's a button.

867
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 2: There's something for you that you created.

868
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: So all that being said, man, we've really covered a

869
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: lot of ground this episode. I don't even know if

870
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: we did good or bad. I think it was a

871
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: conversation to have. Yeah, this stuff is good to talk

872
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: about before we start wrapping it up. I do want

873
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,919
Speaker 1: to try to find this video to see. I don't

874
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: think they're going to let that out. That's crazy, bro,

875
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 1: because that's ultimately the conspiracy theory of it all. That's

876
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: the easiest shit. The idea that the government has a

877
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: video telling foreign black people to be afraid of America

878
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: and blacks. That to me is crazy because it also

879
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: speaks to like, that's what they're telling via media in

880
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: all things, and maybe even ourselves to a degree, that's

881
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: what everybody's telling the world about American black people, you

882
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: know what I mean?

883
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I'm I mean, it's such a fascinating thing

884
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 2: to somehow create hierarchies for the lowest tier of people,

885
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: do you.

886
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? That Like, even when you are.

887
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 2: The lowest, lowest, lowest fucking person in the world, you

888
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: still have to be able to keep existing in some ways.

889
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: You still have to have somebody who you think you're

890
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: better than.

891
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but that's how they they have to

892
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: do it, right, It's the magic of it, right, Yeah,

893
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: and then your complacent, right, Like I mean, I think

894
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: that's the story of poor white people, right, at least

895
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: we're not them they're taking our job, you know what

896
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: I mean, we were okay, if it weren't for y'all,

897
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: you know.

898
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, this would all be a different experience had you

899
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 2: not been here, or had you not done what you did.

900
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah.

901
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, no, it's it's it's a fascinating magic. I

902
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 2: think that white people figured it out very early, and

903
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 2: to their to their credit, they do it well. They

904
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 2: fucking nail it every time of figuring out a way

905
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 2: to make people distrust and hate each other.

906
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 1: But all that being said, I believe in that video.

907
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: I believe that video. I don't think we're going to

908
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: be able to find it, but I yeah, that video exists.

909
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 2: I looked it up and in all I'm seeing at

910
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 2: least at the beginning of this search, and I'll spend

911
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 2: a few hours on this after we log off. But

912
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 2: there's a lot a lot of content of people asking

913
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 2: do black people and Africans hate each other? And why

914
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 2: do black people in Africans hate each other? But not

915
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: a lot of information of like white the government taught.

916
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: Us to do this, and I don't think they do.

917
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: I think that like it's systemic, But I think at

918
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: the Core. I don't feel that way because I don't

919
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 1: feel like we're inherently hateful I either group M you

920
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I do think, if anything, it's

921
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: more put upon and systemic, But I don't I don't

922
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:36,439
Speaker 1: think that like I don't know, man, When I think

923
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: of Africa, I do think of like love and really

924
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: resilient people who are open to life and other people

925
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: despite what the world is shown.

926
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's fair to say. I even to

927
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 2: tack onto that, I would say, so much of it

928
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 2: is maybe less about like even needing to teach us

929
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 2: to hate because if that, if what you're saying is true,

930
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 2: and I think I believe what you're saying, then our want,

931
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 2: our willingness to hate is not at the forefront of

932
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 2: who we are. But what they can do and smart

933
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 2: strategies that they employ is to just keep our information separate. Right,

934
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: Like how many African books do you read in the

935
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 2: average American classroom? And even if you are reading an

936
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: African book, how much of it is something that you

937
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 2: had to like seek out on your own.

938
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Or it's probably like things

939
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 1: fall apart, which I bet you taught I didn't teach it.

940
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 2: I did read it and took an African studies class

941
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 2: in college where I read that, But I wouldn't have

942
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 2: read it, I think, had I just been taking general

943
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 2: English classes, maybe somewhere along the line you read that.

944
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 2: But like that's their only African book.

945
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 1: That's what I mean is that's like the the one,

946
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: and that story is sort of like such a sad

947
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: African story. It's a very like affirming African story if

948
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: you already have negative stereotypes, E.

949
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 2: Sad place and I like ocon quote, but that's yeah,

950
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 2: I think it's a great piece.

951
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: It's just not it ain't fixing my brain about what

952
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: this place is right right right, So you know you

953
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: want to fix your brain, just go watch some Nigerian movies.

954
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: A lot a lot of good magic in those, stay

955
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: off of YouTube.

956
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 2: They almost a man handing out sour bad skins, and

957
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 2: it'll make you feel fucking.

958
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how I thought we were just gonna

959
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: go do a comedy show after that. That That shit

960
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: gave me a chill up my spine. Sometimes you see

961
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: true evil, and it does do that sometimes a few

962
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: times in my life I've been unlucky enough to witness

963
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: what I think was true evil. And ye, that's the

964
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 1: feeling you get out of it.

965
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 2: It really did feel like true evil when the dude

966
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 2: wasn't even like young enough that I could like chop

967
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 2: it up to be like, oh, he's just a young

968
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 2: dude figuring himself out, and he took a big swing.

969
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 2: This was like a fifty year old man handing out

970
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 2: a candy he don't eat to adults and expecting them

971
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 2: to have like silly, sour face reactions.

972
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus Christ, Yeah it was. It was ugly shit.

973
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,919
Speaker 1: But hey, we're here now, and prayers up for those

974
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: uh almost certainly dead Africans. Yeah, and look at you.

975
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: You made it out the hallway. I made it out

976
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: the all the way. Man, you got a house, You

977
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 1: got a family. I got a house. Them kids got beaten.

978
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 1: So everybody's okay. Yeah, that story is a loss for

979
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: everyone involved.

980
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 2: There's so much I can tell you about that family

981
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 2: that if I told you now would uh would almost

982
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 2: certainly fall back on me, and I I don't want

983
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 2: that that. Rather, I'd rather fair I'll tell you a

984
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 2: lot more about how fucked up that family was. But man,

985
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 2: tough day.

986
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: Tough day. The turtleneck is what really puts it into perspective.

987
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why. That's just like the most vivid

988
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: because then it just all comes together.

989
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real uh Okay, I see how they

990
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 2: got they were getting.

991
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: I see how you feel so alone. Okay, you never

992
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: had a chance. That's the thing about comedians. We all

993
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: feel very lonely no matter what. It's a problem anyways,

994
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: but let's not ever talk about comedy on here. It's

995
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: kind of my favorite part about this podcast. Yeah, we

996
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: just uh, I don't tell you to avoid the thing

997
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: that makes us sick. Yeah, yeah, my poison. I guess

998
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: we did it. Yeah, we did it. I think we

999
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: did it.

1000
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 2: Thank you, Missy for for what I hope was uh.

1001
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 2: I hope it was a helpful conversation, or at least

1002
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 2: an affirming conversation. It seems like we very much believe that,

1003
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 2: even if it isn't the government actively trying to make

1004
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 2: us hate each other, although it sounds like this videotape

1005
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 2: probably does exist, there is a ton of benefit to

1006
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 2: keeping us separated and angry at each other or at

1007
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 2: the very least suspicious of each other, and we hope

1008
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 2: to change that. Although I'm thirty seven years old, Davis

1009
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: thirty seven years old. We're pretty said in our ways.

1010
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 2: Good luck, Yeah, yeah it happened. Good luck, booty scratchers.

1011
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: Yo, we almost cut out, We almost got out of here,

1012
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: you piece of shit. Fucking god damn me. Yeah, and

1013
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: that's where it comes from. That's that's you see this

1014
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: last that's the guy was get get beat. That's a

1015
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 1: child delighted. Oh god damn. You want to tell the

1016
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: people where they can find you?

1017
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 3: Ah, cool guy jokesaty seven is my Instagram.

1018
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,400
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1019
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1020
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,880
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1021
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: O R I E and by that special I got

1022
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Speaker 1: on there. I got like thirty some videos of interviews,

1023
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: behind the scenes stuff. We got an interview with Langston.

1024
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,160
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1025
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1026
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1027
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: twenty third and twenty fourth, I'm gonna be at the

1028
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: Dallas Comedy House in Dallas. I love that club last time,

1029
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: so many little mon just came out for me, so

1030
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:01,919
Speaker 1: I'm excited to go back.

1031
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Speaker 2: Yeah, hell yeah. Go go see Borian Dallas. Go watch

1032
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 2: the special. It's great and as always, you can follow

1033
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 2: me at Langston Kerman. You can watch my special August

1034
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Speaker 2: twentieth on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry. It's available.

1035
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Speaker 4: Oh God, It's so good, so good, so good and tasty.

1036
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I needed right there. And if you

1037
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 2: want to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories,

1038
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 2: if you want to prove to us that that video

1039
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 2: does exist, and if we watch it, we'll die in

1040
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 2: seven days like the niggas we didn't see in the ring.

1041
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 2: Send it all to my Mama pod at gmail dot com.

1042
01:01:55,400 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you the like, subscribe, review, rate, Zimbabwe,

1043
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1044
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, Bye, bitch, Someone get this jigaboo away

1045
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: from me.

1046
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 2: My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's

1047
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:20,520
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1048
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,160
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1049
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:29,000
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1050
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin Kopfon,

1051
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 1: music by Nick Chambers, artwork by Dogon Kreega.

1052
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,880
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1053
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1054
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