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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi there, this is Officer Dustin. I was looking to

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Speaker 1: speak with Sean. Yeah, this is Sean. Hi, Sean heard

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Speaker 1: your car got stolen. Uh, I'm sorry. Who's this again,

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Speaker 1: Officer Dustin. I'm calling from the police department. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing? To be honest with you, I've been better?

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Speaker 1: That's it. Is there something bothering yet? I could talk

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Speaker 1: about it with you? Yeah, my car is stolen. Oh

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Speaker 1: the problem, that's right. That would probably bring the mood

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Speaker 1: down a little bit. You could say that. Yeah. Well

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear about it. I'll tell you that much.

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Speaker 1: And there has been a string of those burglaries happening

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Speaker 1: in the area. H m hm. So you have like

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Speaker 1: some updates here or like what's going on? Well, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about it, Okay, make modeling license plate please. You

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Speaker 1: should actually already have that. I gave that to the

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Speaker 1: other officer when the car got stolen. Well, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'll look back at the report. Then can you tell

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Speaker 1: me where the theft occurred? Though that should also be

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Speaker 1: in the report. It was near a shopping closet, okay?

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Speaker 1: And was it nighttime or daytime? Can I ask you something? Sure?

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Speaker 1: You can go right ahead? What can I do so

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Speaker 1: for you? I mean, I gotta say, you're sounded pretty

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Speaker 1: chipper and uh, you know, my car got stolen. This

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Speaker 1: is kind of a big deal to me. I'm not

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Speaker 1: exactly even the best of moods here, so well, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure that's a huge deal for a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: I mean, for me, I'm not concerned with other people.

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Speaker 1: I've concerned about my situation, you know. Okay, Well I

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Speaker 1: can see that, and I thank you for the compliment

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Speaker 1: by saying that I'm cheery, okay, because I wear that

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Speaker 1: as a badge of honor. I'm a positive guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can tell. And let me tell you this, some

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Speaker 1: of the guys around the precinct here are big old

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Speaker 1: hum drums. I tell him that quite a bit. I

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Speaker 1: bet you do. Like Officer Odin Kirk. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if he's ever walking up on the right side of

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Speaker 1: the bed. So are you like this all the time?

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Speaker 1: This like cheery and upbeat because it's it's kind of irritating.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm just a cheery guy. I tend

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Speaker 1: to always look at the bright side of things. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can last half full. Kind of cop you're dealing with,

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Speaker 1: For example, now that your car's been stolen, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you're meeting some cool people on the bus. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? How are you getting around now that

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Speaker 1: your car's been stolen? How am I getting What does

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Speaker 1: that have to do with I don't want to talk

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Speaker 1: about that because the bus is a great option. Plus,

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Speaker 1: there's that song you could sing every day. The wheels

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Speaker 1: on the bus go round and round, round and round,

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Speaker 1: round and round. The wheels on the bus go round

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Speaker 1: and round all day long. Can you stop with a

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Speaker 1: damn bus song for one minute? I'm sorry. I don't

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Speaker 1: care if you're sorry. I want to know details about

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Speaker 1: my car, and I don't want boy Sunshine Top at

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Speaker 1: Large telling me how I should take the bus for

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Speaker 1: first grader. Oh, boy, looks like we have bigger problems

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Speaker 1: than a car being stolen, don't we. We got someone

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Speaker 1: who needs to turn that frown upside down. Okay, stop

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Speaker 1: being happy. I don't want you to be so cheery,

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Speaker 1: all right. I wants you to be a regular cop.

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Speaker 1: Can you be just like a cop, you know, just

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Speaker 1: like a regular cop. Well, I suppose I could give

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Speaker 1: it a try. Hey, Sean, tell me about you. I

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Speaker 1: can't do it. I can't do it. I'm just a

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Speaker 1: cheery guy, and I would like to get to the

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Speaker 1: bottom of who took your car? Talk to somebody else.

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Speaker 1: Is there another top that I could talk to you

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Speaker 1: like a real cop. I'll tell you what, cheer cop,

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Speaker 1: I will tell you what, Sean, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of officers around here, but all of

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Speaker 1: them tend to be a little crabby. Good give me

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Speaker 1: a crabby give me a cop to soft crime. Well

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Speaker 1: that's what I am. I'm a cop. I'm a cop

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Speaker 1: to cop that raises blood pressure. And I'm done with you. No.

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Speaker 1: I solve all kinds of crimes. I investigated a murder

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Speaker 1: last week. I bet it was a triple homicide. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how it happened. After talking to you

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Speaker 1: and you're sure attitude, I'm sure they jumped off a

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Speaker 1: damn bridge. Well that did happen, Yeah, that did. I

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Speaker 1: was investigating another car theft and oh my god, give

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Speaker 1: me someone else, anyone. I can't do that. I can't

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Speaker 1: do that because I'm not a police officer and it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call and I'm having a great day

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Speaker 1: doing it. Do you have a bad number? Well I don't.

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Speaker 1: I you know what? Shock? What do you mean you don't?

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Speaker 1: I don't because this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the Morning doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: and your buddy Bill set you up? What it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: You said that you were unhappy about your car and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to cheer you up. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was ready to murder this guy.

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Speaker 1: This is like, well, I'll tell you what. Don't murder

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Speaker 1: anybody because I might be investigating. Wake Up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Juble Funk Tapps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy

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Speaker 1: On removing ninety two point five