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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with Kelly. Yes, this is Kelly.

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Hi? Kelly? How are you? My name

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Speaker 1: is Darvin Schlog and I'm calling from Instagram. How's it going?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're calling from where? Instagram? You know, the

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Speaker 1: social networking app for pictures and videos and stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know what Instagram is. Why are you calling? I

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Speaker 1: know you know what Instagram is. We don't know each other,

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Speaker 1: but one of my colleagues has been looking at the

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Speaker 1: pictures that you've been posting on your page. Really my pictures?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure about that? Yeah? I'm positive, And we

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Speaker 1: wanted to get in contact with you because I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you've heard this before. We think you take amazing photos.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks, but I just take like selfies on my phone.

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Speaker 1: It's not high quality or anything. Well, it looks like

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Speaker 1: professionals work to me. In fact, just last week when

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Speaker 1: you posted that selfie while driving, I was like, how

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Speaker 1: does she know how to frame her face so well?

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Speaker 1: A professional frame job, for sure. Yeah, I guess I

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Speaker 1: just take a lot of selfies. I have practice. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's just amazing work that you do on your Instagram.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I called somebody with your type of

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Speaker 1: talent needs to be working with us. That's what I think.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, you want me to work with Instagram?

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Speaker 1: Check this out. We are willing to pay you six

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Speaker 1: figures a year plus travel in food. You just go

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Speaker 1: around the world and take pictures just for Instagram. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's that's in my dream forever. This is

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Speaker 1: so crazy to me. I don't even have a real camera.

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Speaker 1: Well that's you don't need a real camera. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I just I'm literally speechless. I guess can't believe this. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'd be pretty pumped if I were you two.

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Speaker 1: It's the one thing that I haven't seen it on

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Speaker 1: your Instagram though. There aren't really any provocative pictures of yourself.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I usually don't take those type of pictures. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The only thing is every instagrammer that we employee has

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Speaker 1: to have a variety of photos on their page, and

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Speaker 1: they need to be good at everything from selfies, landscape

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Speaker 1: to a few risque picks. Nothing crazy, just you know. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so everybody at Instagram has to post risque pictures. I'm confused. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, it depends what kind of photographer you're doing,

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Speaker 1: but you need to be able to know how to

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Speaker 1: take one. Really, I didn't know how it all worked,

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Speaker 1: But how about this. I'll give you a phone number. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's two seven six five. Got that, I got it

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Speaker 1: down perfect. Okay, you send me a provocative pick in

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Speaker 1: the next five minutes. We'll call you back. Let you

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Speaker 1: know what we think of it. We have to see

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Speaker 1: one of those before we move forward. You want me

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Speaker 1: to send this directly to you. Yeah, yeah, it's better

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Speaker 1: than putting it up on your Instagram page, especially if

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Speaker 1: you don't know how to do this type of picture. Yet,

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Speaker 1: it's good if it just comes to me. Well, you're

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Speaker 1: the professional, so you're right about that, So send along

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Speaker 1: that picture in the next five minutes and then we'll

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Speaker 1: call you back. Okay, is there something in particular you're

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Speaker 1: looking for in the picture? That's where it's up to you.

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Speaker 1: Because you're the artist. Whatever you want to do with it,

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Speaker 1: you know. Okay, I mean that's pretty vague. If you

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Speaker 1: have a motorcycle or on top of a motorcycle would

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Speaker 1: look cool. But if you don't have one, that's fine too.

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Speaker 1: A car hood is good too. Yeah, I don't have

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Speaker 1: a motorcycle, but I guess well, i'll stick to the

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Speaker 1: mirror then. Okay, that'd be cool. Okay, I'll do that,

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Speaker 1: then talk to you a little bit. Okay, bye. Hello, Hey, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: got your pick? Oh god, Okay, that's good. It felt

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Speaker 1: so weird sending that to a stranger. But yeah, to

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Speaker 1: do what I have to do. So, yeah, you actually

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Speaker 1: probably shouldn't do that. Yeah, but this is important to me.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Your sister Jenna set you up. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: your sister told me that you're always bragging about how

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Speaker 1: good your pictures are on Instagram. If you wanted me

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Speaker 1: to mess with you? Oh my god? What? But but

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Speaker 1: I just said, I just sent you a riscape pic.

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Speaker 1: What just happened? Yeah, I wanted to see if you'd

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Speaker 1: actually do it. Oh my god, I can't believe I

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Speaker 1: sent you a picture. Oh my oh god. You didn't

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Speaker 1: look at it, did you, like I couldn't. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I just give you a random phone number. Somebody's looking

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Speaker 1: at it, though, Oh my god, no,