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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a magnificent Friday, with questions on everything from rounding up

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Speaker 1: illegals to why doesn't Chris talk to dudes using chapstick?

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Speaker 1: All that and so much more coming up on the

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Speaker 1: final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Before

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Speaker 1: I get to that, this is a It's from a

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Speaker 1: local news, but I think it's probably this is a

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Speaker 1: Michigan This was at a school board meeting. You know, Luisa,

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Speaker 1: what however you say his name, Mangionia or whatever. The

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Speaker 1: dude who on camera shot the United Healthcare guy killed him. Listen,

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Speaker 1: fortunate for you.

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Speaker 2: I'm no Luigi.

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Speaker 3: But to some disfriendled team with his or her father's

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Speaker 3: pistol or rifle, any of the other things you prefer

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Speaker 3: in schools other than rainbow flegs, you might be at.

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Speaker 3: Ryan Thompson, thank.

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Speaker 4: You, I'll be dad, thank you.

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Speaker 1: You know you don't always have your life threatened right here,

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Speaker 1: and that guy, Ian Seman, he absolutely just did threatn

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Speaker 1: my life. Semen did threaten his life. And initially I

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Speaker 1: was going to go on a long on, a long

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Speaker 1: rant about the violence of communists. But I think we

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Speaker 1: can all understand that mister Semen has probably had a

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Speaker 1: pretty tough time in school. I would imagine. I try

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Speaker 1: to think back to my time in school. Did I

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Speaker 1: ever tell you I got I got deep pants when

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Speaker 1: I was a freshman one time in high school? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was terrible, Chris, it was terrible. They actually liked me.

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Speaker 1: It was a scene years but we had this long,

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Speaker 1: And I was standing in the middle of it, and

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Speaker 1: depants me real quick. Don't worry. I pulled him up

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Speaker 1: for anybody saw anything. It was fine, no big deal.

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Speaker 1: But high school can be a really beautiful or brutal.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful I was gonna say, but it could be a

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Speaker 1: probably probably been through some things. And keep him in

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Speaker 1: our prayers. Hey, Jesse, why does Chris Why doesn't Chris

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Speaker 1: I just am completely uninterested in his thoughts on the matter.

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Speaker 1: It's really not on him, it's on me. Does he

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Speaker 1: It's not really important to me. Hey, Jesse, why doesn't

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Speaker 1: illegals that are just hanging around. It seems to me

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Speaker 1: this would up their deportation numbers to the end degree. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about why, because that's an important thing, right now,

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Speaker 1: Why is it? Why doesn't Ice just show up and

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Speaker 1: grab the illegals. Well, we've had to talk before about

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Speaker 1: how the culture moving left doesn't really move back right

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Speaker 1: It's more like a ratchet, meaning it just moves left

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Speaker 1: the cities in illegal immigration. But we haven't had this

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Speaker 1: fighting a revolution. They are trying to destroy everything, and

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Speaker 1: every Democrat, even most normy Democrats, they're on board with

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Speaker 1: burning everything down. And I know that may sound a

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Speaker 1: We may disagree on how fast we want to burn

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Speaker 1: A million Democrats will never, ever, ever, ever, ever dog

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Speaker 1: pile on other Democrats who screw up. The right. The

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a reasonable Republican. Well yeah, don't. I

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Speaker 1: a little bit disappointed. I remember. Do you remember this?

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Speaker 1: Nicholas Sandmon. You remember his name. He was one of

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Speaker 1: that pendulum and force it swinging as far and fast

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Speaker 1: What about the constitution?

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Speaker 1: So our momentum? The pendulum that was heading back to

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Speaker 1: as far as they can to the left. Now, as

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Speaker 1: James Langford, in the final year of Joe Biden's presidency,

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Speaker 1: the Republicans are. It's Republicans fault. That's all These laws

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Speaker 1: No it wasn't you either, Corey. No, no it wasn't

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Speaker 1: It was actually me. And so here I am telling

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Speaker 1: they will always have incredible value because they always will.

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Speaker 1: After the United States of America is dead, gone and

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Speaker 1: Five eight one seven gold or go to Jesse likesgold

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Speaker 1: dot com. We'll be back. What Chris, We can make jokes.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, you got that right. The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a spectacular Friday,

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Speaker 1: and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And just because it's Friday

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean we should celebrate a good jobs reports.

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Speaker 2: Some big March Jobs Jobs Jobs Report non farm payrolls

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Speaker 1: How about that, hey, Jesse. If someone doesn't forget the

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Speaker 1: super Bowl or getting together with friends, but doesn't know

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Speaker 1: This obsession with niceness is not good, and it's what

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Speaker 1: kills us. Man kills us bad boutique, Jesse, I forget

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Speaker 1: why were we arguing about the boutique, Chris? And how

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Speaker 1: to say? I know you wanted to say it's stupid,

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Speaker 1: you wanted to call it boutique, But what it's that bootique.

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Speaker 1: It's boutique where I come from. What were we arguing

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Speaker 1: about the plates? That's right, the plates I got for

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Speaker 1: ob for Christmas that she obviously hates. I haven't seen

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Speaker 1: him since. What are your thoughts on the dudes who

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Speaker 1: use chapstick? Well, we were just talking about the tranny

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Speaker 1: stuff anyway, he says, I'm secure enough in my manhood

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Speaker 1: that I use it all the time. I just want

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Speaker 1: to see where you land on the topic, says I

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Speaker 1: can say his name. His name is Tyler. He did

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Speaker 1: go on to say, I realized it's a bit dangerous

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Speaker 1: for you because you probably have to wrap both of

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Speaker 1: your tiny hands around one to make it work. Listen, Tyler,

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Speaker 1: I just got done talking about tranny's. You need help,

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Speaker 1: is all. Every time you pull your little chapstick out

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Speaker 1: and you're putting it on like lipgloss in there, I

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Speaker 1: know you feel fruity and feminine, because you are fruity

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Speaker 1: and feminine. Real men they get the little mini jar

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Speaker 1: when their lips get chapped. They get the little mini

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Speaker 1: jar of Carmex and they smear their finger on it.

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Speaker 1: Quick Carmex wipe only on the top, not on the bottom.

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Speaker 1: The second you start rubbing your finger on the bottom

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Speaker 1: lit The second your finger starts rubbing all over the lips,

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Speaker 1: it's too far. Quick swipe of the carmes. Quick wipe

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Speaker 1: on the top of the lips. Then you can hear

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Speaker 1: me doing it on the radio. Then you rub your

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Speaker 1: lips together. The little can goes right back in your pocket.

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Speaker 1: Your finger that has Carmex on it. You do what

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Speaker 1: any man would do. You stuff it in your pocket,

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Speaker 1: the inside of your pocket. You wipe it off, or

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Speaker 1: stick it in your armpit. Wipe it what Chris, You

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Speaker 1: wipe it off inside of your armpit. You call it

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Speaker 1: a day, You little chapstick Tyler probably goes well with

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Speaker 1: that pink feather bow you wear a whoule. You know what, Tyler,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. It's probably time for you to

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Speaker 1: get on a male vitality stack, my friend, because you

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Speaker 1: sound like somebody whose tea levels are cratering quickly. And look,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't make Tyler alone just because he uses chapstick.

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Speaker 1: American men, we've lost half of our testosterone levels in

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Speaker 1: fifty years. Did you know that half fifty percent in

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Speaker 1: fifty years. Chalk is trying to turn that around naturally

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Speaker 1: because we should. You really don't need to be jamming

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Speaker 1: needles into your arm. It's it's almost always bad when

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Speaker 1: you find yourself injecting things into your body. Chalk is

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Speaker 1: natural herbal supplements. Twenty percent increase in your tea levels

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Speaker 1: in ninety days. You feel so good, and it's quick.

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Speaker 1: It's it's not as if I'm telling you, well, just

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Speaker 1: take it for a year and hopefully it works out.

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Speaker 1: If you start a male vitality stack and you don't

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Speaker 1: feel better in a couple months, stop taking it. You'll

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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. I get email after email,

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Speaker 1: All right, one more segment Hang on the Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: Show on air and online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, Final segment of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show before we sail off into the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I would be it would just be flat out in

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Speaker 1: negligence if I didn't play this little clip from Amy

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Speaker 1: Klobachar today. She's of course, trying to do the best

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Speaker 1: she can to make this guy look like a nutball.

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Speaker 1: And man, did he drop a bomb on clobchar heroes and.

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Speaker 3: Not in a partisan way, just normal. As a partner

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Speaker 3: in a law firm, would you ever have you ever

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Speaker 3: taken to social media to personally attack a judge who

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Speaker 3: ruled against you? That's all my question is.

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Speaker 6: Sarah, Thanks for the question. I think that attacking judges

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Speaker 6: personally and not their reasoning, Well, let me just give

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Speaker 6: you a quote. I want to tell you Gorsuch. I

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Speaker 6: want to tell you Cavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind

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Speaker 6: and you will pay the price. Ask you want to know,

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Speaker 6: you won't know what hit you if you go forward.

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Speaker 1: With those awful decisions.

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Speaker 6: That was a That was something that Center the Zrumer said,

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Speaker 6: and I thought it was awful, and it unleashed a

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Speaker 6: wave of violent threats against Supreme Court justices. I do

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Speaker 6: think that's problematic, that kind of language I have.

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Speaker 3: I have no doubt the language is a problem on

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Speaker 3: their left or right. I was just asking you.

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Speaker 1: That's so good, it's so good. I love I love

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Speaker 1: that the right is developing teeth. We've talked about this

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Speaker 1: so many times before, and to be honest, Trump does

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Speaker 1: deserve a lot of credit for this. He deserves a

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Speaker 1: lot of credit for changing the way Republicans feel like

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Speaker 1: they have to talk to people. So long, everybody was

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Speaker 1: infected with this obsession of niceness. And now now that

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Speaker 1: the right is waking up and realizing we're dealing with

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Speaker 1: a completely different animal here now, well we're dealing with

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Speaker 1: them more sternly. Did you see what Jim Banks said?

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Speaker 1: Jim Banks is like the nicest person I've ever talked

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Speaker 1: to in my life. He's Senator from Indiana. And there

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Speaker 1: was some fired AHHS guy trying to track down Jim Banks.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this.

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Speaker 5: I was a worker at HHS. I was fired illegally

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Speaker 5: on February fourteenth. Are there are many people who are

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Speaker 5: not getting social service programs, especially people with disabilities. Are

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Speaker 5: you gonna do anything to stop what's happening?

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Speaker 1: You probably deserved it. I deserved it. I deserved it. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's great to hear. Why did I deserve it? Because

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Speaker 1: you seem like a clown? Okay, you shouldn't.

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Speaker 4: Have said that up.

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Speaker 1: You deserved it? Why because you seem like a clown?

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Speaker 1: Not even ten years ago, every single republic the consenator

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Speaker 1: top to bottom. What Wow, I'm really sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Son? Oh? Have my office look into

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Speaker 1: your problem? Now? Now they're understanding the game, they're understanding

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Speaker 1: all these people. No, you seem like a dirt ball.

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Speaker 1: And maybe my favorite part of it sor you're gonna

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Speaker 1: have to listen to the whole clip. Was a lady

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Speaker 1: at the end who didn't get to finish her sentence

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Speaker 1: because of the clip cut off. You shouldn't have said

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Speaker 1: that on camera. I love this party.

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Speaker 5: I was a worker at HHS.

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Speaker 1: I was fired illegally.

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Speaker 5: On February fourteenth. There are many people who are not

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Speaker 5: getting social service programs, especially people with disabilities. Are you

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Speaker 5: going to do anything to stop what's happening?

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Speaker 1: You probably deserved it. I deserved it. I deserved it.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great to hear. Why Why did I deserve it?

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Speaker 1: Because you seem like a clown? Okay, sir, you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have said that up. Oh, okay, sir, you shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: said that on camera. The American Communist has lived in

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Speaker 1: this world for so long where Republicans are a bunch

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Speaker 1: of gutless wonders that they'll do everything they can to

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Speaker 1: get something bad on camera, and then they'll run to

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Speaker 1: splash it all over the internet. Oh my gosh, you

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Speaker 1: just see what he's said. Haha. It's become a source

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Speaker 1: of their power because the mob's power, the communist power

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Speaker 1: is the mob always has been. Whip up enough people

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Speaker 1: into a frenzy, get a mob going, and then the

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Speaker 1: communist who feels he's oppressed, then he gets to do

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Speaker 1: the bullying. Then he gets to do the oppressing once

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Speaker 1: the mob is on his side. It's how it's always worked,

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Speaker 1: and they're just used to that world where Republicans will

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Speaker 1: run and hide and duck and cover. I love it

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Speaker 1: that it's changing. Oracle of oracles. I recently saw your

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Speaker 1: ag Ken Paxton discuss a large Muslim population in Texas

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Speaker 1: trying to establish a community with their laws. Sounds to

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Speaker 1: me like they're trying to have a caliphate. Have they

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Speaker 1: taken a page from the communists and using our own

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Speaker 1: words and morals against us? Well, islamis not all Muslim,

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Speaker 1: but Islamis have been doing that in this country for

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Speaker 1: a very long time, using our value. Well, don't you

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Speaker 1: believe in freedom? I thought you said you believed in freedom. Hey, sorry,

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Speaker 1: you can't come here. Hey sorry, these are our laws.

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Speaker 1: He sorry that they've been using that forever. And again

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Speaker 1: Americans so obsessed with being nice have well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I am tolerant, after all, I believe the Founders. And

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Speaker 1: then it's pathetic, CHESSI I just found out a long

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Speaker 1: time friend is in need of a heart transplant. I'm

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Speaker 1: praying for him, but there is a huge problem. In

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Speaker 1: order for him to be saved, someone has to die.

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Speaker 1: I'm really upset about this because I don't want anyone

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Speaker 1: to die, but there is no other way. How would

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Speaker 1: you reconcile this and how would you pray to God

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Speaker 1: for someone to die to save your friend. Maybe your

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Speaker 1: audience can pray for this situation. Well one, I want

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Speaker 1: everybody to pray for this guy's sick friend. If you can,

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Speaker 1: please say a prayer too. Someone has to die, you say,

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Speaker 1: But I know it's a little ugly and a little heavy,

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Speaker 1: but someone's gonna die. Lots of people are going to die.

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Speaker 1: Lots of people are going to die today, Lots of

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Speaker 1: people are going to die tomorrow. And it might be me,

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Speaker 1: it might be you were never promised another day when

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this show, and what a few minutes,

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Speaker 1: five minutes, whatever, however long we have left. When I'm

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Speaker 1: done with this show, I'm gonna get in my car

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to drive home. And some dude he

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Speaker 1: may be paying his tab at the bar right now,

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Speaker 1: finishing up his nineteenth shot of whiskey, and he's going

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Speaker 1: to be driving one hundred and ten miles an hour,

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Speaker 1: and he might t bone me on the way home.

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Speaker 1: And it's been the last time you ever hear my voice.

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Speaker 1: And I know that's a little dark and heavy, but

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Speaker 1: that's the reality of it. That's how life goes. People die.

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Speaker 1: We will all die. Your friend, you don't have to

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Speaker 1: pray for anybody to die, because someone's going to die anyway.

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Speaker 1: Just say a prayer that your friend gets the trance

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Speaker 1: planning needs, all right. Dear Burger boy, My instructor and

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Speaker 1: I were discussing slaw. He says that Apple's in slaw

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Speaker 1: law as a new England thing. Have you ever seen

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Speaker 1: this on your menu? Travels? For clarification, it's gross no

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Speaker 1: matter where it is. Well, I actually, I actually do

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Speaker 1: not have very strong opinions on apples in coalslaw. I

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Speaker 1: don't feel strongly about it one way or the other,

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Speaker 1: because coleslaw is freaking gross. I don't care what you

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Speaker 1: put in coalslaw, apples, or raisins. I don't care if

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Speaker 1: you put lug nuts in there. I'm still not going

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Speaker 1: to eat it. You can flake little bits of gold

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Speaker 1: on it, you can put bacon in it. I don't

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Speaker 1: care what you do. Coleslaw is disgusting, and I'm tired

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Speaker 1: of listening to people say it's not Hey, Jesse, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like it's our turn for the long march through

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Speaker 1: the institutions. Well, i'd say you were correct. In fact,

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Speaker 1: allow me to leave you with this before we check

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Speaker 1: out for the weekend. That election thing. Promise me this

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Speaker 1: weekend you'll check in on your Secretary of State's website.

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Speaker 1: And even if you don't, the whole year is something.

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Speaker 1: The next two elections, the next two put them in

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Speaker 1: your calendar, and then when that day gets here, maybe

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Speaker 1: it's next week. When that day gets here, tell your

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Speaker 1: friends and bring your friends. That's how we save the country,

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Speaker 1: all right, enjoy your weekend. That's all.