1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast, 2 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: Firm Presents Minute Morning Show. Whoa, we're back the fifteen 3 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: Minute Morning Show podcast. So far all our shirts are on. 4 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: It can change never. So there's Froggy, there's Danielle, there's 5 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: Straight Night, there's Gandhi. There's Scotty b who can't hear us. 6 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: It's like going to the zoo and looking at the exhibit, 7 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,240 Speaker 1: the animally in the exhibit, but he's like animal. They're scary. 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: Having a little sip of water. There's Garrett from the 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: Kitchen and of course Brody Brodie. What's behind you today? 10 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: You always have something interesting for your show until not 11 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: today have a flashlight? But I do. I do have 12 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,559 Speaker 1: something that plugs in and lights up for the next 13 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: time we do one of these. Did you say flash 14 00:00:53,479 --> 00:01:00,080 Speaker 1: light or flashlight? It cut out? Flush light flash the 15 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:05,560 Speaker 1: bad reconnection to hold on. If this was a fight, 16 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 1: much much bigger. Yeah, let the girth going on there. 17 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: Hey guys, I think I'm having technical difficulties too, you 18 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 1: guys my head. Oh oh, hey, I wish I had 19 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: a button on my machine that would do that. So 20 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: I decided I didn't want to do stuff anymore. Just 21 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: that it's just wait, but he did freeze. Look he's frozen, 22 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 1: So something did happen. Oh, he's just not moving. He's 23 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: sitting there very still. Yeah, having never worked on the 24 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: cell phone, as anybody tried that, I hit the mute 25 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: all the time. If I don't want to have a 26 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: continue the conversation, I'll just continue talking. But it sounds 27 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 1: exactly like that to try that. Very good. I have 28 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: the friends that try to go and like, he's calling me, 29 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: let me answer this on speaker phone. Hold on, all right, 30 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: don't or you can say bad words. Hello, hello Elvis. 31 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: Now he's not answering. He has no service down in 32 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: the basement. Oh no, all right, well we'll just I 33 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: guess it would. I think he's truly frozen. His face 34 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: is moving, his face is moving. We have to go 35 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: by his face. Movie. See this is what he gets 36 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: from making fun of Scottie. Now we can only see 37 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: him and not hear him. Does he look like I'm 38 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:42,959 Speaker 1: frozen like this? No? Here, nobody ever freezes in a 39 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: flattering position, going Hi, you're on the podcast. I have 40 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: no internet. Oh do you have a button that you 41 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:00,640 Speaker 1: pushed when you decide you're like tired? Of listening with 42 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: us that you're just pushing it just shuts all the 43 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: ship off and you know how to do with us anymore? 44 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: Telling me he's still on camera though, because it intermittently moves, 45 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: so he's still kind of lies. Oh so we can 46 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 1: still see you on camera? Well he hung up. He 47 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 1: hung up. He's like, oh, ship, they can still see me. 48 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: I have another button to put. He's frozen and not frozen, 49 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: and I think he forgot to pay the bill again. Oh, 50 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: he's taking taking a picture of I don't know what 51 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: was that. He's taking a picture of something I don't know. 52 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: You remember, hold on, he's calling in, he's calling again. 53 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: Hold on. He had a hello hello. Okay, see how 54 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: it works? Is I say hello, you say hello. He's 55 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: just like getting your parents on FaceTime. Yes, it's the 56 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: same thing. It's like we tried to go ugle Johnny 57 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: on that time and a thirteen and a half minutes. 58 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: What problem is Elvis doesn't have internet. Johnny had internet. Right, 59 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: that's a good point. Actually, I wonder if I can 60 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 1: If I do I have the Bluetooth connected to my 61 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: I do, yeah, so I should be able to see 62 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: my phone on here. I'll bluetooth him to the board 63 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: next time. Is that a speaker phone? He has a 64 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: hard wired debasement? Yet? Should we just move on? I 65 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,239 Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Probably feel like we should. 66 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:38,279 Speaker 1: Probably at this point. Maybe he's just secretly listening to us. 67 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: Maybe he heard us, heard us. Wait, maybe I'm listening 68 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: to every word you're saying. He sounds like outer space, Elvis, 69 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: he's an outer space. Well, I guess what you are? 70 00:04:54,680 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: Slow like the drunk version of yourself. Suck the drunk bird? 71 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: Are you in Iowa? So here's the good thing. If 72 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: you're listening to the pot if you're listening to this 73 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: podcast right now, slow it down even more. Go back 74 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: and listen to Elvis and even slower motion, and see 75 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 1: how creepy everyone everyone is linked to this podcast right now? Well, no, 76 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:33,920 Speaker 1: go backwards, Brodie, thank you? Okay, all right, go ahead, Brody, 77 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 1: you and Garrett fighting it out now? Brody, I'm scary 78 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: because Scary and Brodie were fighting before and Scary kept 79 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: hanging up Brody. Or wait, Brody thought that Scary was 80 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 1: hanging up on him, and Scary said he was not. 81 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,360 Speaker 1: Is that true, Scary? That is true? I didn't my 82 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,720 Speaker 1: fat finger hit the wrong button. I did not purposefully 83 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 1: hang up on anybody. I would never do that. We're 84 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 1: all here. You did hang up on me? What fight said? 85 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: The text message was you, Captain obvious? I know I 86 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: hung up on you. You didn't have to. You didn't 87 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: do what I'm talking about, perfect cat, Captain Obvious. Don't 88 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: put your fat finger on the hang up button. Don't 89 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: you think I know that? Brodie? Don't you think doing 90 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 1: this today? They just leave? They decided what not doing 91 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:28,359 Speaker 1: it today? I'm going to void interesting the YouTube fighting 92 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: it out? What huh? Huh? What I said? My fucked 93 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: up voice is more entertaining than listening to these two 94 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 1: assholes fight each other. A Gandhi and I were about 95 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,799 Speaker 1: to leave, but I think I was getting really excited. 96 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:53,920 Speaker 1: I was like, okay, by oh no, we're gonna get 97 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: a little more, a little more so, any idea what 98 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: happened to your connection? Yes? But if I have to 99 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: explain it, it's gonna take up too much time because 100 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: it's so slow. Okay, okay, never mind, it's just me questions. 101 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you to do what? But that's 102 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: what Nate. I don't know where he went. I think 103 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 1: you might have went down the hall. Oh. I don't 104 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,720 Speaker 1: want to be mean or anything, but if we compare 105 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,640 Speaker 1: this fifteen minute morning showed yesterday's fifty minute morning show 106 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: that yesterday it was like a kid. This is like 107 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,480 Speaker 1: a two. He can't compare it. I'm kind of I'm 108 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,920 Speaker 1: kind of enjoying slow Elvis. I think he should just 109 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: take over. Okay, what you know you sound that I like. 110 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: The slow Elvis is like more insulting Elvis. Can you 111 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: say you're not drunk? I'm not drunk. You're a drunk. 112 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: He's gone. Now hello, all right, well back to scary 113 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 1: and brody fighting. Why are you guys fighting? We're not fighting. 114 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: We're not We're not all right, back to Elvis. No, no, 115 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: you guys sound like my wife when my son comes 116 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: in and goes, why are you guys having an argument? 117 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,280 Speaker 1: We're not arguing. You're arguing. Oh now, we lost Elvis 118 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:27,120 Speaker 1: totally because everybody went to everybody went to a different spot. 119 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,080 Speaker 1: He's here, he's here, he's he's in spirit. The zoom 120 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: isn't connected, but the audience one word that's not the 121 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 1: stuffed that Nate, Yes, Elvis, Elvis, you can't see what's 122 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 1: going on? But Nate went to go get the stuffed 123 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: Max dog out of your office. He has taken over 124 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: Nate's zoom room video and here, Why are you talking slow? 125 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: Because you can talk the same He's scary. If anything, 126 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 1: you would talk faster so when it's put down, it 127 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 1: would be normal. You don't talk slower, dumb. Why don't 128 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 1: we just ask hey, why don't we go on the 129 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,960 Speaker 1: room and ask Elvis Charles questions and then he can 130 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:34,319 Speaker 1: just answer true or false? Boring? Cool? Okay? Better idea 131 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 1: like yeah, fire your ass. I want to know why 132 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 1: By and Scary were fighting. We're good, We're good. I 133 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,240 Speaker 1: just want to know why Max was humping humping the 134 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 1: microphone right there. I think Nate was showing us what 135 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,959 Speaker 1: he wants to do with his only fans page using 136 00:09:56,080 --> 00:10:00,960 Speaker 1: adult I definitely saw a butthole flash too. I did too, 137 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 1: for sure. There was some butthole grinding on there. How 138 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,400 Speaker 1: much longer is left froggy? How much longer has left 139 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 1: off four and a half long minutes? Oh my god, 140 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 1: I'm just hoping you were gonna like fifteen seconds. Well, 141 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,120 Speaker 1: I mean, we don't have to do it doesn't it 142 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 1: doesn't have to be fifteen minutes. I mean, there is 143 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 1: no law. It is in the title though. Yeah, but yeah, 144 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: wait wait wait didn't we give them like nineteen minutes 145 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:34,080 Speaker 1: the other day? So technically, and there's times back some minutes. 146 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,439 Speaker 1: There's times like minute. Rice doesn't cook that ship in 147 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: a minute. Sometimes it takes longer. So I mean, you know, listen, 148 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: so we are owed back four minutes, so I think 149 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: so I think we're good to go. We're good. Yeah, 150 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: does everybody agree we're good? Yeah? Trying to say something? 151 00:10:54,960 --> 00:11:01,120 Speaker 1: Was that Elvis? What we can't standing? We're pretty sure 152 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 1: he said you're good. Never mind that was good Elvis. 153 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:15,200 Speaker 1: Is your stuff working now? I think it is? No. No, 154 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,080 Speaker 1: I think he's got a button that he's pushing. I 155 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: really do. I think just he just pushes a button 156 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: and he goes all left up. But then you have 157 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,800 Speaker 1: Nate who just gave up. Nate is doing a puppet 158 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: show with dueling matches. He's got two stuff, max is, 159 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:34,720 Speaker 1: and he's doing a show. Here. We get asked Max 160 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:38,839 Speaker 1: questions and he can nod yes or no. Okay, let's 161 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: see Max. Do you like when Ali sniffs your balls? No, 162 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 1: that's a no. Okay, do do Do you like to 163 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: poop on the floor in the house? You do you 164 00:11:52,240 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 1: like to the floor? What was that, Elvis? Huh? I 165 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:04,480 Speaker 1: think that's okay, So that's why it isn't laying it? Okay? 166 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,560 Speaker 1: So Max, do you like to poop on the floor 167 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:12,760 Speaker 1: in the bedroom? I don't even know what that most 168 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. Is that a yes? 169 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,600 Speaker 1: That's a yes? Okay, that's a yes? Okay, yes okay? 170 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: Who else has a question? From mac here? I have 171 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: a question Max. Can this fifteen minute morning show be over? Yes? Yes? 172 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 1: Are you just left? All right? Everybody? Say bye? Fifteen 173 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 1: minute morning show.