WEBVTT - Episode 72: This Is Impressive

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.

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<v Speaker 2>Gambling was something that I did a clever way.

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<v Speaker 3>To circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,

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<v Speaker 3>and I became consumed by it and now joined by

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<v Speaker 3>Bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you there? That's you?

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<v Speaker 1>A meeting of the minds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was ordeal to got here.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, all right, somethings gonna have to help me with this, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all you're gonna do? And then you talk into

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<v Speaker 2>the microphone. It's got that difficult, all right? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we ready? Now? This is the first time that

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<v Speaker 2>bad Larry's met Dylan and Shay, and uh, well, how

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<v Speaker 2>would you describe it? Your first meeting with bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>You've had some disparaging things to say about him. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still taking the under in one hundred years. He's not

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<v Speaker 2>living to be a hundred man. He looks bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, in the nicest way possible, that

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<v Speaker 1>number went down significantly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like under six weeks. This guy's falling apart. All right, Larry,

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<v Speaker 2>any thoughts here Shay?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Shaye looks a little whiter than I thought

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<v Speaker 4>he was going.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, he sounds like the whitest guy of all time.

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<v Speaker 5>He sounds like Mark Mark. Can we get get it

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<v Speaker 5>way in here?

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<v Speaker 2>No comment? Uh so just your first meeting Dylan Dylan.

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<v Speaker 4>I met like fifteen minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, It's like seeing a unicorn, and then Shae a

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<v Speaker 1>minute ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so everybody's good. We're playing nice here.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, never you thought it wouldn't happen. No bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry called your bluff and he came up lost that bad.

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<v Speaker 6>I have one question. Can I call the roommate and

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<v Speaker 6>get you a free pass for today?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You can try.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm gonna get them strett pressure on.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, Yeah, I dare you wait?

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<v Speaker 5>What happened? The roommate shut it down for thirty days.

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<v Speaker 5>She said, you've been going too hard too often. Uh,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, hockey playoffs, NBA playoffs, going out, you're staying out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and she's like, you need to take a break, And

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<v Speaker 5>I said, all right, fine. You know there were some

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<v Speaker 5>consequences of all off, I said no, So I said yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>because I was going to your house on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and that that might have shut it down down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well no, no, I don't think that would have shut

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<v Speaker 2>it down. But I don't think she was ready to

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<v Speaker 2>entertain that. Knowing that I was coming to town she said.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, hey, Danny might be coming over, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>do a podcast, eat some dinner. And she said, you

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<v Speaker 5>think I'm gonna cook for you right now? I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>Ship said Danny, the food's probably gonna suck.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what he said. He goes, you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to come over. The food's gonna suck.

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<v Speaker 1>Noodles.

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<v Speaker 5>She cooks like bad food when she's mad at me, like,

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<v Speaker 5>here's your fucking Macaronian sea.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, essentially, Dylan, your afternoon just got worse.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Dylan, you've got to represent going against Shay because

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<v Speaker 2>bad Larry's in town and he means business.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm up to the task.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Larry, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>I think hurt his knee getting out of the car

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot here.

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<v Speaker 6>So that was two weeks ago playing paddle tennis, and

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<v Speaker 6>I did hurt it pretty bad, but it's back.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting hurt playing paddle is like the oldest guy possible injury. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>shuffle board not okay, that's well, that's that's in a

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<v Speaker 1>whole different category.

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<v Speaker 2>But but you are the king of an excuse prior

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<v Speaker 2>to a performance.

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<v Speaker 6>We're gonna play caps, We're gonna play cornhole, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>play anything else. Dylan wants to boxing. Yeah, they won't sanction.

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<v Speaker 1>In jiu jitsu naked twister. I'm losing that one.

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<v Speaker 4>Dylan looks like the way about a buck eighty five.

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<v Speaker 4>They wouldn't even sanction that fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I would kill a buck eighty five. I was once.

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<v Speaker 2>A recapping last week, Dylan lost six units, Shay won

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<v Speaker 2>two units. Shay is up plus thirty yet donation numbers Larry,

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<v Speaker 2>Larry is up fourteen units. You win one unit from

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<v Speaker 2>last week.

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<v Speaker 4>So you counted my Boston against me already? I'm right.

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<v Speaker 1>The Ray is the one, and he did.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks very.

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<v Speaker 6>I just wanted one to be sure because I have

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<v Speaker 6>myself up three and then the two I lost on

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<v Speaker 6>the Celtics.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You were pretty you lost it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, okay, here we go. But why do you

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<v Speaker 2>do this?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was gonna tell Random to take it off

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<v Speaker 4>if he didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, that is not true.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see, Dylan, No, you got you got the nuggets

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<v Speaker 2>at plus nine hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really key and me in the game here because

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<v Speaker 1>I actually went defeated last week, lost every body.

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<v Speaker 2>It's tough to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Block top forty, he finished dead last, NBA Heat spread,

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<v Speaker 1>heat money line. Neither of those hit. And my god

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<v Speaker 1>damn girlfriend gives me all these f one picks, got

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<v Speaker 1>all three of them wrong. So she's in the doghouse actually,

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<v Speaker 1>but it goes both ways.

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<v Speaker 2>I can joined her. Yeah. By the way, events today,

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<v Speaker 2>ping pong, horse, golf simulator, corn hole, I think those

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<v Speaker 2>are those are the things that you and you and

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<v Speaker 2>Dilney Shay. You don't do any of these things, dude, No,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely not do you do cornhole? No? Absolutely not? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>I will, but I mean I think just naked twister, really,

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<v Speaker 2>but I will.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take Shae as my partner in cornhole.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. I thought that you were going to wear

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<v Speaker 2>a disguise today. I am.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a oh, there's a gip mask I got.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a ballgag too.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, that's that's not a costume, for it was in

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<v Speaker 2>his car trunk.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in the trunk with the zip ties and

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<v Speaker 1>duct tape.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so we gave you a disguise.

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<v Speaker 1>We gave him multiple disguises, and honestly, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's the recent sobriety or something, but you're being

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<v Speaker 1>a little picky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well none of them work. I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if I care anymore. To be fair, you've it

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<v Speaker 2>seems like you're grumpy, like you're taking a sober Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>who the hell is happy? You can't have one? No? None, no,

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<v Speaker 2>zero thirty days?

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<v Speaker 1>What about other drugs?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean she listens to the show, so no, not

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<v Speaker 5>just she, but like her friends and her friend's husbands.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just find out that she listened recently?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, she's like every Thursday. You do what? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Honey?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Okay, we turned her attention to this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see, No, I should I should start with stars.

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<v Speaker 2>She's been dominating, and you've been dominating, winning your baseball

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<v Speaker 2>debts nine in a row, Danny.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, tonight we got the A's plus one seventy against Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. Those odds are good.

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<v Speaker 5>I got the Buckos plus one fifteen against Clarity braves

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<v Speaker 5>Land one point two against Arizona, and I got the

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<v Speaker 5>Blue Jay's against the mighty Mighty Mets plus one fifteen

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<v Speaker 5>Fadon Verlander.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's wise decision.

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<v Speaker 2>Anything else for me? Now bad? Larry? You got some

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<v Speaker 2>baseball or golf?

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<v Speaker 6>I like the way there's a format of here Dan

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<v Speaker 6>for me. Now I understand why these guys will have

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<v Speaker 6>that information. I usually sitting in the car. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>outside you.

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<v Speaker 2>Get You can get what they get if you knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>Operate a computer, Larry, this is pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>No Ray does this, he would do this for you.

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<v Speaker 6>Ray will talk after. Okay, Actually, I might take you

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<v Speaker 6>as my partner in Cornwall shack, Larry, all right, I

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<v Speaker 6>got a Shane Lowry and Dann. Of course, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 6>need some help on the pronunciation of the next golfer.

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<v Speaker 2>I picked this. Wait, all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>I got Shane Lowry, top ten and top twenty I believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, right? And how many units? One?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember. One unit, okay, one union each room?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 6>One and then one unit on let's do it, hey,

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<v Speaker 6>go ahead, rip it, go ahead. Sahatha t gala not

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<v Speaker 6>bad sea galla, heath to gala. Yeah, I went to Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't know we went to Pepperdine, a buddy of

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<v Speaker 6>mine told me he liked them to win this tournament.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, okay, I gotta put him in the show.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the memorial, this is Jack's tournament.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything else?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, we're going to NBA. You only went baseball.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't do any NBA.

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>I lost something.

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<v Speaker 2>Lest Now you have a top twenty finish written down

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<v Speaker 2>here for the same two guys. Are you doing that too?

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<v Speaker 4>Tenth, top ten, twenty, both of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Times? Just want to make sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Then I got two units on a Nuggets to

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<v Speaker 4>win the series.

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<v Speaker 2>It's minus four to twenty five, okay.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I had the one unit on the over

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<v Speaker 6>last night that wasn't even close. Doki obviously going to

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<v Speaker 6>win the every page. If if Denver wins, he has

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<v Speaker 6>to win it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would believe so. But you thought he was Luka

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<v Speaker 2>Doncic and you just said, Doc, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>You do well, I'm just reading where you guys here

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<v Speaker 6>a joker, I got joker right, I'll right.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you you printed this up? Yes, Shay your back

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<v Speaker 4>as my partner.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a feeling that was coming. It was on

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of time.

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<v Speaker 6>Anything else, and then I have Denver to win the

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<v Speaker 6>series for two exactly. I can't imagine I'm only getting

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<v Speaker 6>plus two forty on that right neither?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah exactly, pick and.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm getting plus Okay, I'll deal with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is that it?

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<v Speaker 4>That's yes?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Dylan, I'm sure you got a hodge Podge.

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<v Speaker 4>I can I jump back in here? What time is

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<v Speaker 4>that met game?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably seventh seventh game?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm gonna take my mets just because I'll

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<v Speaker 4>probably still be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking I'll take my Mets to Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel just one union on.

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<v Speaker 1>Them Verlanders giving him three home runs the first and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh, Dylan, you're ready to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So I actually had the under and last night's game,

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<v Speaker 1>so I hit that congratulation.

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<v Speaker 4>Ray, Can anyone attest to that documentation?

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<v Speaker 1>I can confirm that I have the text and the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Stampson guys, MLB pirates to win the World Series at

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<v Speaker 1>plus thirty thousand. I have them. I took them at

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<v Speaker 1>plus three thousand to win their division. And second, the

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<v Speaker 1>buckos look pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Look good. I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not sprinkle a little on the three one?

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<v Speaker 2>But will they make a move at the dead they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to be selling off. Yeah. Yeah. If you had,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, trade deadline titles for winning a division, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>there'd be like the Reds would win, those Pirates would

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<v Speaker 2>win it. You know, some of these smaller market too.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Pirates have like the worst ownership in sports, like,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you got Formula one.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have Formula I.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe you fucked that last week we all three of

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<v Speaker 2>them for stapping.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, but this time I'm taking two units

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<v Speaker 1>max for staff and fastest lap plus one sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem with betting on him is it's like he's

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<v Speaker 1>minus five hundred every race to win it, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>like takes no value.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you not take him last week?

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<v Speaker 1>Because once again I got bad information from a bad

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<v Speaker 1>source who said he doesn't do well on like road

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<v Speaker 1>courses or something, and then of course he won.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what else do you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Fernando Alonso would finish on the podium minus two hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm doing two units on each of those.

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<v Speaker 6>Can someone explain to me first, second, or third that's

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<v Speaker 6>what on the podium mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, one play show, Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Put in horse terms yeah, Formula One race on the podium.

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<v Speaker 6>It could be eleven cars up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's three. Yeah. Uh, you got golf.

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<v Speaker 1>I have golf going two units on Shane Lowry Top

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<v Speaker 1>twenty Larry, we're in agreement, which is rare, and one

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<v Speaker 1>unit on Seamous Power Top twenty plus one fifty. I

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<v Speaker 1>went with the Irishman to finish in the top twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And what else? Oh yeah, French open obiously guys stuff

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<v Speaker 1>or actually, Larry, do you want to can you read

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<v Speaker 1>this to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Stefano Testos, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stefano's Tatostopus to win plus two thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Right down the hallway. It's the first short down there,

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<v Speaker 2>and take your.

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<v Speaker 4>Already already been there, Dan, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe it's city pass. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I got my Spanish Armada parlay Dan Fernando

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<v Speaker 1>Alonso to win the Grand Prix, which is in Spain

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend in Barcelona. Carlos Sayans to finish on the podium.

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<v Speaker 1>Also Spaniard and John Ron to win the Memorial and

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<v Speaker 1>that pays out plus thirty six thousand. I'm just swinging now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and also I'm going to fade all of Shay's

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<v Speaker 1>baseball bets for today. I want every I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is the this is the chickens come home to roost

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<v Speaker 1>week for past ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you do this though? I always say you're your

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<v Speaker 2>own worst enemy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but sometimes I'm my best friend too.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're your best friend, but you are your

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<v Speaker 2>worst enemy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. But there, I'm just going based off

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<v Speaker 1>the numbers. Dan and I've crunched them and Shae.

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<v Speaker 2>Dylan.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that back because we're gonna be out rooting

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<v Speaker 4>for something now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we got the Mets. It's uh, it's Shane

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<v Speaker 2>and Irving podcast. But are you allowed to do the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast your own podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm allowed to do that. Yeah, okay, but that's about it.

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<v Speaker 5>But I like next Wednesday. Yeah, but I don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to come there if you're not drinking. Why not, because

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you're gonna be fun like I

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<v Speaker 5>won't like you're angry right now, white knuckling.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, show you a little advice. Don't don't post the

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<v Speaker 6>roommate as the end of the year. Just yeah, because

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<v Speaker 6>if she's listening to this podcast, I'm sure she listened

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<v Speaker 6>to that.

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<v Speaker 5>It's our friends, her friends husbands listening, They're like, did

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<v Speaker 5>you hear what she had to say?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a couple of turns in the punch bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, man, fucking snitches. But why don't you tell these

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<v Speaker 2>guys to shut up? Stop it?

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<v Speaker 6>Dylan after a couple of beers were swinging by Shane's house.

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<v Speaker 6>Go ahead, we find a couple of his friends. We'll

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<v Speaker 6>shut them up.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going mailboxing, dare you?

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<v Speaker 2>Larry and I So, I'm not going to come over

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<v Speaker 2>until you're able to drink. Okay, yeah, I think I

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<v Speaker 2>think we would have more fun. We'll push it off, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just a little bit. But I want you back in

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<v Speaker 2>the good graces. Last thing, I wanted your roommate to

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<v Speaker 2>be poisoning me. Yeah, she'll cook bad food on purpose

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<v Speaker 2>to punish me. She'll do that. She'll like dry to

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<v Speaker 2>chicken out. But I'd pay the price, though, And I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't do anything wrong. No, not yet, oh not in

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<v Speaker 2>her eyes, just yet. Oh. I would be charming if

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<v Speaker 2>I go over there. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, she would be like, she's married to you exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, then anybody could charm her if she's married to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to because we could send Larry in there,

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<v Speaker 1>you might steal your girl. Oh no, oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to do someone better.

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<v Speaker 6>Please, don't I see a pumpkin regatta in your future? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>little weekend trip roommate.

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<v Speaker 4>Roommate and her sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Pumpkin Regatta doesn't have a sister, weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think they'd opt for a barrel down

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<v Speaker 1>Niagara falls.

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<v Speaker 2>Me in the barrel. Yeah, all right, So I won't

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<v Speaker 2>show up for your podcast for a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got twenty one days left. Any but can you

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<v Speaker 5>that's that's it? TikTok?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you couldn't get like a special dispensation for today

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<v Speaker 1>we have we have a very special guest in town. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't care about it, no chance.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, no, I think he's doing at day your

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<v Speaker 4>thirty thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doing a thirty bit, No big deal.

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<v Speaker 5>Just I didn't pay a traffic ticket and going to

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<v Speaker 5>county for thirty days, no big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>If she really cared, she would have sent you to

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<v Speaker 1>Passages Malibu for thirdays.

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<v Speaker 2>Sign me up, thirty days off of my life. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's been nine days. So last week when you did

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<v Speaker 2>the show, what you said you said, it's twenty one days. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's from Friday till today. So that last last Friday, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>last we did the show on Thursday, Thursday, and something happened.

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<v Speaker 2>On Friday.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing happened. She was just like, you got to shut

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<v Speaker 5>it the fuck down, dude. It's been it's been a

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<v Speaker 5>lot lately.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, all right, this happens like every other year.

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<v Speaker 5>She's like, show the fuck down, calm down, reset. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>all right, all right, we'll do.

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<v Speaker 4>I picked a wrong week to come up.

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<v Speaker 2>It happens.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, I understand, and Shay did send a text out

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<v Speaker 6>to us and told us, and I said, fine, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>still come up. Yeah, and say I'll be you know,

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<v Speaker 6>twenty two days from now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let's do it. Let's go to the Sost's go

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<v Speaker 2>to the sock and get some chili.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Yeah, we do have to do the chili

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<v Speaker 1>that you have to be hammered for that.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I'll be fucking destroyed for that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably impossible to do unless you are.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what you guys are going to be doing

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<v Speaker 2>will be up on on the website. There is that

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<v Speaker 2>part of the pod ray give me an idea, the

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<v Speaker 2>corn hole and everything else that bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 2>are doing.

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<v Speaker 7>So we're gonna be filming that. We got weeks coming

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<v Speaker 7>in and we're gonna be filming that. We're gonna be

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<v Speaker 7>releasing it on our Instagram. DP takes a gamble. We'll

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<v Speaker 7>do that all next week. We'll be giving you guys

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<v Speaker 7>some lookings on how the guys are doing their games.

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<v Speaker 7>What they want to do. We don't know yet. We'll

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<v Speaker 7>figure it out, but there'll be betting involved. We'll be

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<v Speaker 7>posting it on our Instagram, put on our DP show Instagram.

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<v Speaker 7>As long as it's clean, Shay's face will blow your face.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know we got him a bunch of nice disguises.

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<v Speaker 2>Why hot as ship he wor goddamn where.

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<v Speaker 1>If we get you, like the full GiB suit and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll poke Arrols in it, that would be better.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So Ray has the gimp mask. Ye're not wearing that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's gotta be way too. I mean, not as ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's like a wool gip. No it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll put an ice pack in it.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you normally wear? Mate?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a furry?

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<v Speaker 2>A furry? More of a latex.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that's hot, we can get you a full

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<v Speaker 1>on furry costume.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble. That's it for

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<v Speaker 2>this week, and make sure you check out Shay and

0:18:50.640 --> 0:18:53.639
<v Speaker 2>Irving wherever you get your podcast. Not as entertaining this

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<v Speaker 2>week because he's sober, and maybe not as entertaining next

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<v Speaker 2>week as well. It might be even more in a

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<v Speaker 2>retaining next week like the longer this goes, it might

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<v Speaker 2>be even better.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna sound like Alex Jones by week three.

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<v Speaker 2>The Lizard people are acting. Thanks for joining us. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>talk to you next week, Bat, Larry you. Thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 4>I always say good luck Shay, good luck de good

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<v Speaker 4>luck there, roommate, roommate, I'm on your side.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>H