Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.
Speaker 2: Gambling was something that I did a clever way.
Speaker 3: To circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,
Speaker 3: and I became consumed by it and now joined by
Speaker 3: Bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2: Are you there? That's you?
Speaker 1: A meeting of the minds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was ordeal to got here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, somethings gonna have to help me with this, don't.
Speaker 2: That's all you're gonna do? And then you talk into
Speaker 2: the microphone. It's got that difficult, all right? All right?
Speaker 2: Are we ready? Now? This is the first time that
Speaker 2: bad Larry's met Dylan and Shay, and uh, well, how
Speaker 2: would you describe it? Your first meeting with bad Larry.
Speaker 2: You've had some disparaging things to say about him. I'm
Speaker 2: still taking the under in one hundred years. He's not
Speaker 2: living to be a hundred man. He looks bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, in the nicest way possible, that
Speaker 1: number went down significantly.
Speaker 2: I'm like under six weeks. This guy's falling apart. All right, Larry,
Speaker 2: any thoughts here Shay?
Speaker 4: You know, Shaye looks a little whiter than I thought
Speaker 4: he was going.
Speaker 1: Wow, he sounds like the whitest guy of all time.
Speaker 5: He sounds like Mark Mark. Can we get get it
Speaker 5: way in here?
Speaker 2: No comment? Uh so just your first meeting Dylan Dylan.
Speaker 4: I met like fifteen minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, It's like seeing a unicorn, and then Shae a
Speaker 1: minute ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so everybody's good. We're playing nice here.
Speaker 2: You guys, never you thought it wouldn't happen. No bad.
Speaker 2: Larry called your bluff and he came up lost that bad.
Speaker 6: I have one question. Can I call the roommate and
Speaker 6: get you a free pass for today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You can try.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna get them strett pressure on.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Yeah, I dare you wait?
Speaker 5: What happened? The roommate shut it down for thirty days.
Speaker 5: She said, you've been going too hard too often. Uh,
Speaker 5: you know, hockey playoffs, NBA playoffs, going out, you're staying out. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and she's like, you need to take a break, And
Speaker 5: I said, all right, fine. You know there were some
Speaker 5: consequences of all off, I said no, So I said yes, okay,
Speaker 5: because I was going to your house on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that that might have shut it down down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, no, I don't think that would have shut
Speaker 2: it down. But I don't think she was ready to
Speaker 2: entertain that. Knowing that I was coming to town she said.
Speaker 5: I was like, hey, Danny might be coming over, you know,
Speaker 5: do a podcast, eat some dinner. And she said, you
Speaker 5: think I'm gonna cook for you right now? I said, oh,
Speaker 5: Ship said Danny, the food's probably gonna suck.
Speaker 2: I know what he said. He goes, you don't need
Speaker 2: to come over. The food's gonna suck.
Speaker 1: Noodles.
Speaker 5: She cooks like bad food when she's mad at me, like,
Speaker 5: here's your fucking Macaronian sea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, essentially, Dylan, your afternoon just got worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dylan, you've got to represent going against Shay because
Speaker 2: bad Larry's in town and he means business.
Speaker 1: I think I'm up to the task.
Speaker 2: Okay, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1: I think hurt his knee getting out of the car
Speaker 1: in the parking lot here.
Speaker 6: So that was two weeks ago playing paddle tennis, and
Speaker 6: I did hurt it pretty bad, but it's back.
Speaker 1: Getting hurt playing paddle is like the oldest guy possible injury. No, no,
Speaker 1: shuffle board not okay, that's well, that's that's in a
Speaker 1: whole different category.
Speaker 2: But but you are the king of an excuse prior
Speaker 2: to a performance.
Speaker 6: We're gonna play caps, We're gonna play cornhole, We're gonna
Speaker 6: play anything else. Dylan wants to boxing. Yeah, they won't sanction.
Speaker 1: In jiu jitsu naked twister. I'm losing that one.
Speaker 4: Dylan looks like the way about a buck eighty five.
Speaker 4: They wouldn't even sanction that fight.
Speaker 1: I would kill a buck eighty five. I was once.
Speaker 2: A recapping last week, Dylan lost six units, Shay won
Speaker 2: two units. Shay is up plus thirty yet donation numbers Larry,
Speaker 2: Larry is up fourteen units. You win one unit from
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 4: So you counted my Boston against me already? I'm right.
Speaker 1: The Ray is the one, and he did.
Speaker 4: Thanks very.
Speaker 6: I just wanted one to be sure because I have
Speaker 6: myself up three and then the two I lost on
Speaker 6: the Celtics.
Speaker 4: That's fine.
Speaker 1: You were pretty you lost it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, here we go. But why do you
Speaker 2: do this?
Speaker 4: No, I was gonna tell Random to take it off
Speaker 4: if he didn't.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that is not true.
Speaker 2: Let's see, Dylan, No, you got you got the nuggets
Speaker 2: at plus nine hundred.
Speaker 1: That's really key and me in the game here because
Speaker 1: I actually went defeated last week, lost every body.
Speaker 2: It's tough to do.
Speaker 1: Michael Block top forty, he finished dead last, NBA Heat spread,
Speaker 1: heat money line. Neither of those hit. And my god
Speaker 1: damn girlfriend gives me all these f one picks, got
Speaker 1: all three of them wrong. So she's in the doghouse actually,
Speaker 1: but it goes both ways.
Speaker 2: I can joined her. Yeah. By the way, events today,
Speaker 2: ping pong, horse, golf simulator, corn hole, I think those
Speaker 2: are those are the things that you and you and
Speaker 2: Dilney Shay. You don't do any of these things, dude, No,
Speaker 2: absolutely not do you do cornhole? No? Absolutely not? All right,
Speaker 2: I will, but I mean I think just naked twister, really,
Speaker 2: but I will.
Speaker 4: I'll take Shae as my partner in cornhole.
Speaker 2: All right. I thought that you were going to wear
Speaker 2: a disguise today. I am.
Speaker 5: There's a oh, there's a gip mask I got.
Speaker 1: There's a ballgag too.
Speaker 2: Ye, that's that's not a costume, for it was in
Speaker 2: his car trunk.
Speaker 1: It was in the trunk with the zip ties and
Speaker 1: duct tape.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so we gave you a disguise.
Speaker 1: We gave him multiple disguises, and honestly, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's the recent sobriety or something, but you're being
Speaker 1: a little picky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well none of them work. I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I care anymore. To be fair, you've it
Speaker 2: seems like you're grumpy, like you're taking a sober Come on,
Speaker 2: who the hell is happy? You can't have one? No? None, no,
Speaker 2: zero thirty days?
Speaker 1: What about other drugs?
Speaker 5: I mean she listens to the show, so no, not
Speaker 5: just she, but like her friends and her friend's husbands.
Speaker 1: Did you just find out that she listened recently?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, she's like every Thursday. You do what? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Honey?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Okay, we turned her attention to this weekend.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry.
Speaker 2: Let me see, No, I should I should start with stars.
Speaker 2: She's been dominating, and you've been dominating, winning your baseball
Speaker 2: debts nine in a row, Danny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tonight we got the A's plus one seventy against Miami.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Those odds are good.
Speaker 5: I got the Buckos plus one fifteen against Clarity braves
Speaker 5: Land one point two against Arizona, and I got the
Speaker 5: Blue Jay's against the mighty Mighty Mets plus one fifteen
Speaker 5: Fadon Verlander.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's wise decision.
Speaker 2: Anything else for me? Now bad? Larry? You got some
Speaker 2: baseball or golf?
Speaker 6: I like the way there's a format of here Dan
Speaker 6: for me. Now I understand why these guys will have
Speaker 6: that information. I usually sitting in the car. You know,
Speaker 6: outside you.
Speaker 2: Get You can get what they get if you knew it.
Speaker 1: Operate a computer, Larry, this is pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: No Ray does this, he would do this for you.
Speaker 6: Ray will talk after. Okay, Actually, I might take you
Speaker 6: as my partner in Cornwall shack, Larry, all right, I
Speaker 6: got a Shane Lowry and Dann. Of course, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: need some help on the pronunciation of the next golfer.
Speaker 2: I picked this. Wait, all right, here we go.
Speaker 6: I got Shane Lowry, top ten and top twenty I believe.
Speaker 2: Okay, right? And how many units? One?
Speaker 4: I don't remember. One unit, okay, one union each room?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 6: One and then one unit on let's do it, hey,
Speaker 6: go ahead, rip it, go ahead. Sahatha t gala not
Speaker 6: bad sea galla, heath to gala. Yeah, I went to Yeah,
Speaker 6: I didn't know we went to Pepperdine, a buddy of
Speaker 6: mine told me he liked them to win this tournament.
Speaker 4: I said, okay, I gotta put him in the show.
Speaker 2: This is the memorial, this is Jack's tournament.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right?
Speaker 2: Anything else?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, we're going to NBA. You only went baseball.
Speaker 4: You didn't do any NBA.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: I lost something.
Speaker 2: Lest Now you have a top twenty finish written down
Speaker 2: here for the same two guys. Are you doing that too?
Speaker 4: Tenth, top ten, twenty, both of them?
Speaker 2: Times? Just want to make sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Then I got two units on a Nuggets to
Speaker 4: win the series.
Speaker 2: It's minus four to twenty five, okay.
Speaker 6: And then I had the one unit on the over
Speaker 6: last night that wasn't even close. Doki obviously going to
Speaker 6: win the every page. If if Denver wins, he has
Speaker 6: to win it.
Speaker 2: I would believe so. But you thought he was Luka
Speaker 2: Doncic and you just said, Doc, yeah.
Speaker 6: You do well, I'm just reading where you guys here
Speaker 6: a joker, I got joker right, I'll right.
Speaker 4: Did you you printed this up? Yes, Shay your back
Speaker 4: as my partner.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling that was coming. It was on
Speaker 1: a matter of time.
Speaker 6: Anything else, and then I have Denver to win the
Speaker 6: series for two exactly. I can't imagine I'm only getting
Speaker 6: plus two forty on that right neither?
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, pick and.
Speaker 6: I'm getting plus Okay, I'll deal with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, is that it?
Speaker 4: That's yes?
Speaker 2: All right, Dylan, I'm sure you got a hodge Podge.
Speaker 4: I can I jump back in here? What time is
Speaker 4: that met game?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Probably seventh seventh game?
Speaker 4: All right, I'm gonna take my mets just because I'll
Speaker 4: probably still be here.
Speaker 1: Fucking I'll take my Mets to Wow.
Speaker 2: I feel just one union on.
Speaker 1: Them Verlanders giving him three home runs the first and
Speaker 1: I'm calling it right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, Dylan, you're ready to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I actually had the under and last night's game,
Speaker 1: so I hit that congratulation.
Speaker 4: Ray, Can anyone attest to that documentation?
Speaker 1: I can confirm that I have the text and the time.
Speaker 1: Stampson guys, MLB pirates to win the World Series at
Speaker 1: plus thirty thousand. I have them. I took them at
Speaker 1: plus three thousand to win their division. And second, the
Speaker 1: buckos look pretty good.
Speaker 2: Look good. I love this.
Speaker 1: Why not sprinkle a little on the three one?
Speaker 2: But will they make a move at the dead they're
Speaker 2: going to be selling off. Yeah. Yeah. If you had,
Speaker 2: you know, trade deadline titles for winning a division, you know,
Speaker 2: there'd be like the Reds would win, those Pirates would
Speaker 2: win it. You know, some of these smaller market too.
Speaker 1: And the Pirates have like the worst ownership in sports, like,
Speaker 1: but they're up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah you got Formula one.
Speaker 1: I do have Formula I.
Speaker 2: Believe you fucked that last week we all three of
Speaker 2: them for stapping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but this time I'm taking two units
Speaker 1: max for staff and fastest lap plus one sixty five.
Speaker 1: The problem with betting on him is it's like he's
Speaker 1: minus five hundred every race to win it, so it's
Speaker 1: like takes no value.
Speaker 2: How did you not take him last week?
Speaker 1: Because once again I got bad information from a bad
Speaker 1: source who said he doesn't do well on like road
Speaker 1: courses or something, and then of course he won.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what else do you go?
Speaker 1: Fernando Alonso would finish on the podium minus two hundred,
Speaker 1: So I'm doing two units on each of those.
Speaker 6: Can someone explain to me first, second, or third that's
Speaker 6: what on the podium mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, one play show, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Put in horse terms yeah, Formula One race on the podium.
Speaker 6: It could be eleven cars up there.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I think it's three. Yeah. Uh, you got golf.
Speaker 1: I have golf going two units on Shane Lowry Top
Speaker 1: twenty Larry, we're in agreement, which is rare, and one
Speaker 1: unit on Seamous Power Top twenty plus one fifty. I
Speaker 1: went with the Irishman to finish in the top twenty.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: And what else? Oh yeah, French open obiously guys stuff
Speaker 1: or actually, Larry, do you want to can you read
Speaker 1: this to me?
Speaker 4: Oh? Stefano Testos, thank you.
Speaker 1: Stefano's Tatostopus to win plus two thousand.
Speaker 2: Right down the hallway. It's the first short down there,
Speaker 2: and take your.
Speaker 4: Already already been there, Dan, I.
Speaker 2: Believe it's city pass. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I got my Spanish Armada parlay Dan Fernando
Speaker 1: Alonso to win the Grand Prix, which is in Spain
Speaker 1: this weekend in Barcelona. Carlos Sayans to finish on the podium.
Speaker 1: Also Spaniard and John Ron to win the Memorial and
Speaker 1: that pays out plus thirty six thousand. I'm just swinging now.
Speaker 1: Oh and also I'm going to fade all of Shay's
Speaker 1: baseball bets for today. I want every I think this
Speaker 1: is the this is the chickens come home to roost
Speaker 1: week for past ten.
Speaker 2: Don't you do this though? I always say you're your
Speaker 2: own worst enemy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometimes I'm my best friend too.
Speaker 2: I think you're your best friend, but you are your
Speaker 2: worst enemy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. But there, I'm just going based off
Speaker 1: the numbers. Dan and I've crunched them and Shae.
Speaker 2: Dylan.
Speaker 4: I love that back because we're gonna be out rooting
Speaker 4: for something now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we got the Mets. It's uh, it's Shane
Speaker 2: and Irving podcast. But are you allowed to do the
Speaker 2: podcast your own podcast.
Speaker 5: I'm allowed to do that. Yeah, okay, but that's about it.
Speaker 5: But I like next Wednesday. Yeah, but I don't want
Speaker 5: to come there if you're not drinking. Why not, because
Speaker 5: I don't know if you're gonna be fun like I
Speaker 5: won't like you're angry right now, white knuckling.
Speaker 6: Yeah, show you a little advice. Don't don't post the
Speaker 6: roommate as the end of the year. Just yeah, because
Speaker 6: if she's listening to this podcast, I'm sure she listened
Speaker 6: to that.
Speaker 5: It's our friends, her friends husbands listening, They're like, did
Speaker 5: you hear what she had to say?
Speaker 1: There's a couple of turns in the punch bowl.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, fucking snitches. But why don't you tell these
Speaker 2: guys to shut up? Stop it?
Speaker 6: Dylan after a couple of beers were swinging by Shane's house.
Speaker 6: Go ahead, we find a couple of his friends. We'll
Speaker 6: shut them up.
Speaker 1: We're going mailboxing, dare you?
Speaker 2: Larry and I So, I'm not going to come over
Speaker 2: until you're able to drink. Okay, yeah, I think I
Speaker 2: think we would have more fun. We'll push it off, yeah,
Speaker 2: just a little bit. But I want you back in
Speaker 2: the good graces. Last thing, I wanted your roommate to
Speaker 2: be poisoning me. Yeah, she'll cook bad food on purpose
Speaker 2: to punish me. She'll do that. She'll like dry to
Speaker 2: chicken out. But I'd pay the price, though, And I
Speaker 2: didn't do anything wrong. No, not yet, oh not in
Speaker 2: her eyes, just yet. Oh. I would be charming if
Speaker 2: I go over there. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Oh, she would be like, she's married to you exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, then anybody could charm her if she's married to you.
Speaker 1: I used to because we could send Larry in there,
Speaker 1: you might steal your girl. Oh no, oh no, I
Speaker 1: don't have to do someone better.
Speaker 6: Please, don't I see a pumpkin regatta in your future? Yeah,
Speaker 6: little weekend trip roommate.
Speaker 4: Roommate and her sister.
Speaker 2: Pumpkin Regatta doesn't have a sister, weirdo.
Speaker 1: I think I think they'd opt for a barrel down
Speaker 1: Niagara falls.
Speaker 2: Me in the barrel. Yeah, all right, So I won't
Speaker 2: show up for your podcast for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5: We've got twenty one days left. Any but can you
Speaker 5: that's that's it? TikTok?
Speaker 1: Can you couldn't get like a special dispensation for today
Speaker 1: we have we have a very special guest in town. No,
Speaker 1: she doesn't care about it, no chance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, I think he's doing at day your
Speaker 4: thirty thirty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doing a thirty bit, No big deal.
Speaker 5: Just I didn't pay a traffic ticket and going to
Speaker 5: county for thirty days, no big deal.
Speaker 1: If she really cared, she would have sent you to
Speaker 1: Passages Malibu for thirdays.
Speaker 2: Sign me up, thirty days off of my life. But
Speaker 2: it's been nine days. So last week when you did
Speaker 2: the show, what you said you said, it's twenty one days. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's from Friday till today. So that last last Friday, Yeah,
Speaker 2: last we did the show on Thursday, Thursday, and something happened.
Speaker 2: On Friday.
Speaker 5: Nothing happened. She was just like, you got to shut
Speaker 5: it the fuck down, dude. It's been it's been a
Speaker 5: lot lately.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: I was like, all right, this happens like every other year.
Speaker 5: She's like, show the fuck down, calm down, reset. I'm like,
Speaker 5: all right, all right, we'll do.
Speaker 4: I picked a wrong week to come up.
Speaker 2: It happens.
Speaker 6: Wait, I understand, and Shay did send a text out
Speaker 6: to us and told us, and I said, fine, I'll
Speaker 6: still come up. Yeah, and say I'll be you know,
Speaker 6: twenty two days from now.
Speaker 2: I'll let's do it. Let's go to the Sost's go
Speaker 2: to the sock and get some chili.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, we do have to do the chili
Speaker 1: that you have to be hammered for that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'll be fucking destroyed for that.
Speaker 1: That's probably impossible to do unless you are.
Speaker 2: And then what you guys are going to be doing
Speaker 2: will be up on on the website. There is that
Speaker 2: part of the pod ray give me an idea, the
Speaker 2: corn hole and everything else that bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 2: are doing.
Speaker 7: So we're gonna be filming that. We got weeks coming
Speaker 7: in and we're gonna be filming that. We're gonna be
Speaker 7: releasing it on our Instagram. DP takes a gamble. We'll
Speaker 7: do that all next week. We'll be giving you guys
Speaker 7: some lookings on how the guys are doing their games.
Speaker 7: What they want to do. We don't know yet. We'll
Speaker 7: figure it out, but there'll be betting involved. We'll be
Speaker 7: posting it on our Instagram, put on our DP show Instagram.
Speaker 7: As long as it's clean, Shay's face will blow your face.
Speaker 1: And you know we got him a bunch of nice disguises.
Speaker 2: Why hot as ship he wor goddamn where.
Speaker 1: If we get you, like the full GiB suit and
Speaker 1: I'll poke Arrols in it, that would be better.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Ray has the gimp mask. Ye're not wearing that.
Speaker 2: That's it's gotta be way too. I mean, not as ship.
Speaker 2: I mean it's like a wool gip. No it is.
Speaker 2: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: We'll put an ice pack in it.
Speaker 2: What do you normally wear? Mate?
Speaker 1: Are you a furry?
Speaker 2: A furry? More of a latex.
Speaker 1: You think that's hot, we can get you a full
Speaker 1: on furry costume.
Speaker 2: So it's Dan Patrick takes a gamble. That's it for
Speaker 2: this week, and make sure you check out Shay and
Speaker 2: Irving wherever you get your podcast. Not as entertaining this
Speaker 2: week because he's sober, and maybe not as entertaining next
Speaker 2: week as well. It might be even more in a
Speaker 2: retaining next week like the longer this goes, it might
Speaker 2: be even better.
Speaker 1: You're gonna sound like Alex Jones by week three.
Speaker 2: The Lizard people are acting. Thanks for joining us. We'll
Speaker 2: talk to you next week, Bat, Larry you. Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: I always say good luck Shay, good luck de good
Speaker 4: luck there, roommate, roommate, I'm on your side.
Speaker 1: I'm not
Speaker 2: H