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Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for comedy roulette. Steve Jay,

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Speaker 1: please please quickly set this up.

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Speaker 2: Every week our comedy ability is tested, and the way

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Speaker 2: we prove how good we are put five subjects on

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Speaker 2: the wheel. Spin the wheel, wedge, stop. We got it.

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Speaker 2: That's all it is. That's all it is comedy.

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Speaker 1: All right. Here are the five subjects. Number one fish grease.

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Speaker 1: Number two, she wasn't that big in high school. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that one, okay. Number three tastes like chicken. Number four,

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Speaker 1: Now that I have a little money, you know who

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Speaker 1: I am. And number five, I don't know how you

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Speaker 1: could eat that.

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Speaker 2: Give me that, all right, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Spend the wheelcat.

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Speaker 1: Oh, now that I have a little money, you know

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Speaker 1: who I am.

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Speaker 2: Let me have that. Let me starting out. See back

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Speaker 2: in the day, my nickname was fish. Ain't nobody no

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Speaker 2: fish didn't speak the fish. You're too fine to speak

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Speaker 2: to the fish. But now that fish is on TV? Hey,

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Speaker 2: how you doing? And I can't remember who you are?

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Speaker 4: What you got?

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Speaker 5: I was out of my league. I was way out

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Speaker 5: of my league. You would drop dead fine to me.

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Speaker 5: I beg for it, wanted it. I used to ask

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Speaker 5: for a day and night. You never gave me the

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Speaker 5: time of day.

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Speaker 4: But now now got a little money. I'm going to

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Speaker 4: steel Harvey mornesho. You're texting me now, I can have.

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Speaker 3: It if I want it.

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Speaker 4: I don't want it now.

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Speaker 2: I don't want it, I hear Tom.

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Speaker 4: Come on, you know what?

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Speaker 3: Now I got a little money.

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Speaker 5: You know who know my name now?

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Speaker 2: Being a collector, they know exactly who they talking to him?

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Speaker 6: Now better if they don't even call me about my

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Speaker 6: real name, That's how I know they know I got money.

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Speaker 2: They say, excuse me, Junior, and Junior, that ain't my

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Speaker 2: govern name.

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Speaker 3: Everybody know now.

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Speaker 5: Real is right up my alle.

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Speaker 3: No, I got a little money.

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Speaker 5: Well you know who I am now?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this goes out to Ike back in Cleveland and

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Speaker 6: mister Albert's me and yeah, I used to call me

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Speaker 6: l k uh lailwey ken oh no a but.

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Speaker 3: And I I'm my.

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Speaker 6: Your whole damn stoke. So the next time I walk in,

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Speaker 6: I ain't coming in laid way feel me. I'm like,

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Speaker 6: just bry your damn.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Let me put an initial out there with a last name,

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Speaker 2: just the initial and the last name. You know who

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Speaker 2: you are? V last name White ah, you were so fine.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you were fine. Yes, did not even

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Speaker 2: speak to me in the hall way. I walked past

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Speaker 2: you like a like a slave because I ain't want

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Speaker 2: to look at you. Now it was that damn fine.

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Speaker 2: But oh it has changed now because she's got a

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Speaker 2: little money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a little money.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you, everybody know my name at now I'm

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Speaker 6: a lot more familiar and welcome when I walk in

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Speaker 6: the door a bank account.

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Speaker 3: You used to sit on six dollars tray.

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Speaker 6: But when I didn't know this though, when I go

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Speaker 6: on the bank now there's a whole nother room.

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Speaker 4: It's got vegetables.

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Speaker 2: Hit it right, she's oh, I'm bank, missus spaces this away?

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Speaker 1: Why what you standing in line?

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Speaker 4: Come on around this way?

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Speaker 3: Do you have your access car?

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Speaker 4: Never mind I have mine.

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Speaker 5: Oh you know I used to couldn't go to you.

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Speaker 5: I would I didn't get invited to the big Christmas

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Speaker 5: party because I just, you know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 5: wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough. But

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Speaker 5: now that I'm viowling and I'm on this show and

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Speaker 5: under the NPT, you got a little money. If I

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Speaker 5: can doing this, stand up.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to go to your fucky Christmas party

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Speaker 4: now I thought my whole damn Christmas party and my

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Speaker 4: shat to you'll just.

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Speaker 3: All right, all right, we'll.

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Speaker 1: Be back when nephew Telly's prank phone call. Right after this,

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