Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central, ice cream vacations, long walks
Speaker 1: on the beach, hit all that ship we can to
Speaker 1: prove me wrong, Summer edition. Summer is the worst season.
Speaker 1: Proved me wrong? Well, I would say summer is the
Speaker 1: season where everyone's the happiest. During the summer, everyone gets
Speaker 1: to come outside, everybody shut it turns into at But
Speaker 1: during the summer when everyone's sweaty and grows. Everyone's sweaty
Speaker 1: and grows. We're all equal during the summer. So you're
Speaker 1: making a Marxist argument for b O during summer pretty much? Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: this is the free world. The top one percentsion not
Speaker 1: have BO. How do you smell? Go ahead, smell me,
Speaker 1: I dare you smell the ship right now? You smell
Speaker 1: like me? You were the same. That's not a compliment.
Speaker 1: Pools are better than oceans. Prove me wrong. Pools a stinky.
Speaker 1: They have nasty people that going it. They just get it.
Speaker 1: They funky bodies and they's sweaty cells and just PLoP
Speaker 1: up in there. Yeah, you think people don't pee and
Speaker 1: pooped in the ocean. It's not just people. By the way,
Speaker 1: do you think whales are coming on land? To take
Speaker 1: a ship. Yeah, if they want to, they're not. They're
Speaker 1: shipping in the ocean. It's whales, jellyfish, seals, it's optopus,
Speaker 1: it's everything in. There's just shipping into your mouth. Oceans
Speaker 1: are just pulls that I'll trying to kill you. You
Speaker 1: have been shark sightings have been here this last week.
Speaker 1: It's five like, did you see the shark? No? Interesting?
Speaker 1: So your argument is I didn't see the sharks, so
Speaker 1: therefore the ocean is safe. Good luck out there. I've
Speaker 1: never seen a shark at and myself, so what your shot?
Speaker 1: Denier can get food from the fools either. There's no
Speaker 1: fishing put in the ocean on I'd be sustaining myself
Speaker 1: fresh coconuts, frush fish. You can't eat anything near the ocean.
Speaker 1: Sand gets in frouting. Put your money where a mouth ish.
Speaker 1: This is food. This is your food on the beach.
Speaker 1: Not good enough for you, Okay, I got some bad
Speaker 1: news for you. There's no protein insand thanks for the fries.
Speaker 1: Thanks bro. Pigeons up better than seagulls. Prove me wrong.
Speaker 1: Pigeons are literally like rats with wings. Genetically they used
Speaker 1: to beat white but then out of like Darwinism and like,
Speaker 1: after all these years, they actually turned black to adapt
Speaker 1: to like certain environments and they're so gross. Why do
Speaker 1: you have to make this racial? We'll talk about pigeons
Speaker 1: as a seagulls not Why do you watch? No? But
Speaker 1: it's like it's over time, like they started genetically. They
Speaker 1: used to be white, but genetically, over time they like people.
Speaker 1: I have been canceled for less than that gross. Wrong?
Speaker 1: Are popsicles gross? I don't need to watch someone for
Speaker 1: late dessert eating. Assume gross enough. At least you can't
Speaker 1: deep throw with it. I'm sorry. It prepares you for life.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of work and there's lots of instances
Speaker 1: where you have to do things similarly to eating a popsicle,
Speaker 1: and you work in show business. But popsicles are good. Man.
Speaker 1: You got all the different cons of flavors, like whats
Speaker 1: you got an original pops bomb, pops None of those
Speaker 1: are flavors. Okay, so you tell me what flavor that is.
Speaker 1: This is great and I absolutely loved. Everybody hates on it,
Speaker 1: but it's so good. Grapes don't taste like that in
Speaker 1: real life. Okay. The guy who created the flavor grape
Speaker 1: clearly has never had a great before. Yeah see, no,
Speaker 1: that's you ate it like a pelican. You didn't even
Speaker 1: chew it. How did you do that? It's sticking to
Speaker 1: your beard now, that's so good? Yeah see that's no man,
Speaker 1: popsicles on? Gross? You are gross? Which one you got against? Popsicles? Messy?
Speaker 1: They make my hands stick? Why you don't eat it
Speaker 1: fast enough? Yeah? I can't put it in your mouth
Speaker 1: fast enough. Why don't you demonstrate right now? Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's very experience. No mass you ever still have my
Speaker 1: lip cloths on? Okay? You know what? That was? Actually,
Speaker 1: as much as I want to hate on that, it
Speaker 1: was actually pretty impressive. I feel like you actually did
Speaker 1: prove me wrong. So you know what what's happening, all right,
Speaker 1: is that when I win, you get to wear the
Speaker 1: golden thong. You have now earned the right to take
Speaker 1: my place behind to prove you're clearly proved me wrong.
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you proved me wrong. Not to
Speaker 1: take over, No, you gotta take my place now. It's
Speaker 1: like highlander, You're right now, take take my spot. Watch
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