Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center.
Speaker 2: Jack Armstrong, Joe Getty arm Strong and Jetty and He
Speaker 2: Armstrong and Yetty bases loaded, two down, bottom of the third.
Speaker 2: Here's the pitch.
Speaker 1: Swinging the ball, thrilled left field, Bernandez.
Speaker 3: Back, donad Slab Anthony Pope over the left field wall.
Speaker 2: Dan Yankee Stadium explodes. It's five to New York.
Speaker 1: So Yankees win easily last night. It's three to one Dodgers.
Speaker 1: They're almost certainly going to win the World Series at
Speaker 1: some point. It is two, three to two, so another
Speaker 1: game in New York today. But did you see the
Speaker 1: play where there was a ball going into the stands
Speaker 1: and Mookie Bets for the Dodgers went up to catch
Speaker 1: it and the fans one fan grabbing his glove and
Speaker 1: trying to pull it out, while the other fan beat
Speaker 1: on his arm to try to get him to let
Speaker 1: go of it.
Speaker 2: What fow wow?
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you as a grown man who
Speaker 1: has really good seats for a World Series game that
Speaker 1: would make you do that?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: You you've lost your mind, haven't you? Didn't you at
Speaker 1: least temporarily lose your mind? What you do think that
Speaker 1: was gonna work? Did you think I know?
Speaker 2: We'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll beat on his arm. Hopefully it's painful enough that
Speaker 1: he'll release the ball. My friend will take it and
Speaker 1: it won't out as a catch and nobody will have
Speaker 1: seen it and it will help.
Speaker 2: My team and I will be allowed to remain here
Speaker 2: and enjoy the rest of the game. Yes, right, is
Speaker 2: that your plan? Well?
Speaker 4: They are either uber stupid or uber drunk or uber
Speaker 4: New York. I mean, wow, you're you're belligerent. Hey, get
Speaker 4: out of my way, a hole, I'm walking here right.
Speaker 4: The other thing unbelievable from the World Series, which I
Speaker 4: enjoyed because throwing out a first pitch, which I've done
Speaker 4: before in my life is uh is a nerve wracking.
Speaker 2: I find Paul O'Neill is he he might even be
Speaker 2: me in the Hall of Fame as a New York anchor,
Speaker 2: New York Yankee.
Speaker 1: Many World Series outfielder EI throughout the first pitch, sailed
Speaker 1: it over the catcher's head. Good thing there's a net up,
Speaker 1: or it would have been way up into the stand.
Speaker 2: Hit some kid in the net.
Speaker 3: Ok.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even close. The crowds. I just rear back
Speaker 2: and through it. It just fly. Wow.
Speaker 1: I've never seen an amateur throw it that bad. And
Speaker 1: he's a professional athlete.
Speaker 4: You gotta take his bust out of the Hall of
Speaker 4: Fame at least for like.
Speaker 2: A month is a penalty. And he started laughing so hard?
Speaker 2: Oh did he? Oh my god? How would you not?
Speaker 2: That is funny?
Speaker 4: Speaking of sport, an update on the women trying to
Speaker 4: stand up for women's sports world. A couple of things.
Speaker 4: First of all, current poll, who is this gallup Rasmussen?
Speaker 4: Do you support men competing with women and women's sports?
Speaker 4: Sixty five to twenty five No, and you twenty five
Speaker 4: percent are so delusional anyway, it's sixty five twenty five.
Speaker 2: And I still don't think that close.
Speaker 1: I think that the people that are for it, at
Speaker 1: least half of them, think they're supposed to say that,
Speaker 1: But if they realize most people don't agree with that,
Speaker 1: they'd be okay, yeah, neither.
Speaker 2: Do I neither do I Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Everybody at work and at my university tells me I
Speaker 4: got to believe the other things. So I just said it,
Speaker 4: but oh really, yeah, it's a huge disparity. A mere
Speaker 4: twenty nine percent support allowing men who pretend to be
Speaker 4: women to use women's bathrooms and locker rooms. They didn't
Speaker 4: phrase it like that exactly, but that's what's happening. And
Speaker 4: about twenty eight percent support using taxpayer money to find
Speaker 4: to fund sex change medical treatments. Sixty four are against
Speaker 4: it over well majorities.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say.
Speaker 1: One of my son's schools, and I haven't asked anybody,
Speaker 1: but I assume it's because of the whole trans thing.
Speaker 1: The new men's room boys room for the high school
Speaker 1: has not just individual stalls for every urinal, but like
Speaker 1: a room, it's cemented to the top with a full door,
Speaker 1: like not you know, just partial door where you could
Speaker 1: see your feet or your head, full door you can
Speaker 1: close and lock, so you're in a closet, locked closet,
Speaker 1: every single urinal right lined up in this big locker room.
Speaker 2: And that's got to be because of the trans issue.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like that anywhere in my life,
Speaker 1: and there can't I can't come up any other reason
Speaker 1: why you would do it, and what's that cost?
Speaker 2: And it reminds me of the Louis c.
Speaker 1: K comedy bit where he talks about this bit is
Speaker 1: actually about this really heavy woman who needed medical help,
Speaker 1: and she was so heavy they couldn't wear at the
Speaker 1: doctor's office to try to figure out how much anesthesia
Speaker 1: to give her, so they had to take her to
Speaker 1: the zoo to wear. They needed some sort of special
Speaker 1: animal scale to figure out what she waghed so they
Speaker 1: could give her the right amount of drugs. And he said,
Speaker 1: everybody in America's obese, and we don't have scales at
Speaker 1: the hospital for fat people. Two people are trans and
Speaker 1: we change every bathroom in the country.
Speaker 2: Wow, which is an interesting angle. She was close to, right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I came across this.
Speaker 4: Article about Telsey Gabbard and how she's coming out hardcore
Speaker 4: now a campaigning for women's rights and women's sports and
Speaker 4: women's spaces and that sort of thing. And it's pretty
Speaker 4: good and it creates it quotes Riley Gaines, of course,
Speaker 4: who's been just a hero on this stuff. But it's
Speaker 4: quite late in the article they that they get into
Speaker 4: the press conference that the University of Nevada women's volleyball
Speaker 4: players held confirming their decision to forfeit their game against
Speaker 4: San Jose State, whose team includes a dude sea Lily,
Speaker 4: the Nevada team captain, came to the Philadelphia rally that
Speaker 4: included Riley Gaines and Telsea Gabbert, and this part pissed
Speaker 4: me off.
Speaker 2: She said the.
Speaker 4: Players were nervous about losing their scholarships and roster spots,
Speaker 4: especially since university officials tried to convince them to change
Speaker 4: their minds in what she described as emotional warfare. Quote
Speaker 4: the countless meetings that my teammates and I were dragged
Speaker 4: into telling us that we were not educated enough, that
Speaker 4: we didn't know what the science is behind it, that
Speaker 4: this person was actually a disadvantage toward us women because
Speaker 4: they were under all these drugs or taking all these drugs.
Speaker 2: Quote.
Speaker 4: I'm here today to tell those women who are forced
Speaker 4: to play against these biological males that you have a voice,
Speaker 4: so use it and be courageous, be brave, and don't
Speaker 4: fear anything. So they browbeat these women into saying, you
Speaker 4: don't have the knowledge, you don't have the expertise, you
Speaker 4: don't have the intellect to understand that you're wrong. You
Speaker 4: need to play against this dude.
Speaker 1: The most overused term of the last half decade is
Speaker 1: gas lighting. But that is the definition of gas lighting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make it because as a college kid. As an adult,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I know your nuts and I'm right.
Speaker 2: But as a.
Speaker 1: College kid, you would make you crazy having all these
Speaker 1: smart adults tell you no, no, no, You just don't understand.
Speaker 2: This is why you hold the future.
Speaker 4: Your future is an athlete in their hands too, which
Speaker 4: makes it even more insidious.
Speaker 2: That's why I hate it so much.
Speaker 4: By the way, and i know we're way down this road,
Speaker 4: but folks, think about the words you're using.
Speaker 2: The terms you're using.
Speaker 4: Don't use the term biological male that implies that there
Speaker 4: are other sorts of males.
Speaker 2: There aren't. There are males and females.
Speaker 4: If you want to present as a woman or do
Speaker 4: whatever you want, I wish you along in a happy life.
Speaker 4: But you have males and you have females. And San
Speaker 4: Jose State has a dude on their team. The California
Speaker 4: Globe with some really good coverage of this topic, and
Speaker 4: they actually went into some of the verbiage of the
Speaker 4: lawsuit that those dozens of female athletes are filing against
Speaker 4: the nc double A and the and the Biden and
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, the Biden administration attempting to twist title nine
Speaker 4: into also protecting men who pretend to be women.
Speaker 2: You know what, we don't have time to get into it.
Speaker 2: I will just tell you this.
Speaker 4: It is very well constructed, is very well reasoned, and
Speaker 4: it is almost certainly going to win before the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1: And if you want to be on the right side
Speaker 1: of history, either culturally or legally, get one of our
Speaker 1: hot dogs are dogs t shirts at Armstrong in getty
Speaker 1: dot com.
Speaker 4: Trans women are women, Yeah, hot dogs are dogs. It
Speaker 4: is a somewhat whimsical response. One of the points that
Speaker 4: the suit makes is that the plane ordinary, unmistakable wording
Speaker 4: of Title nine talks about women and men.
Speaker 2: Stop using gendered language.
Speaker 4: It's difficult to avoid in this topic. Uh, but the
Speaker 4: idea that you could somehow massage those terms into meaning
Speaker 4: dudes who wear dresses or took some hormones is just
Speaker 4: absolutely idiotic.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about chest feeders and penisavers?
Speaker 2: Penis guardians?
Speaker 4: Penis Guardians said the great Riley Gaines, and I think
Speaker 4: she's one hundred percent correct. When you can't acknowledge what
Speaker 4: a woman is, there's a huge problem. This is deeper
Speaker 4: than just sports. This is a systematic erasure of what
Speaker 4: a woman is.
Speaker 2: Yes, Katie, you're a woman, chess, Peter, where are you?
Speaker 2: What is a woman? I don't know?
Speaker 5: Oh boy, don't forget bonus hole.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Oh yeah, what is it with you?
Speaker 2: Step it?
Speaker 1: That is because that's the funniest thing they ever gave best.
Speaker 1: That is the funniest thing they ever came up with.
Speaker 4: The activists, the progressive activist didn't want people to use
Speaker 4: the term vagina because it is so closely associated with
Speaker 4: women that would be biological females.
Speaker 6: Geologically use gendered language to advance everyone.
Speaker 4: So for a cup of green tea, they suggested that
Speaker 4: women use the term I'm sorry, women with women's and
Speaker 4: women yes, people identifying as girls. I don't know what
Speaker 4: I'm supposed to say anymore. Uh that they were supposed
Speaker 4: to use the term bonus.
Speaker 5: Hole, right instead of yeah, they turned us into the
Speaker 5: last shot at the miniature golf course.
Speaker 2: Is what they did. That is the Katie Green line
Speaker 2: of the day. Michael, there it is absolutely we am an.
Speaker 1: Yes, you get a little spider plastic ring for getting
Speaker 1: it in the bonus hole the very end of the round.
Speaker 4: Where your ball disappears, right, Yeah, that's how they get
Speaker 4: them all back.
Speaker 2: I get it now, exactly, so you don't keep playing
Speaker 2: free of charge, right exactly? Who at the ends?
Speaker 4: Well, that lawlessness that would ensue. Yeah, I still say,
Speaker 4: and I believe to my bones that we will look
Speaker 4: upon this period of insanity with guffaws of laughter until
Speaker 4: we're reminded of the cruel experiments on confused adolescents, and
Speaker 4: then we will hang our heads in shame, at least
Speaker 4: those of you who didn't fight against this stuff.
Speaker 1: Enough said, I did see the ad. Finally, the ad
Speaker 1: actually run on television. It was during the World Series,
Speaker 1: which is one of the best political ads of all time,
Speaker 1: because you got Kamala Harris saying, I think transgender humans
Speaker 1: should have their care, gender reaffirming care paid for by
Speaker 1: the taxpayer, and.
Speaker 4: Every transgender inmate will have the benefit of this procedure,
Speaker 4: she said.
Speaker 2: And then Charlemagne the God saying that's nuts.
Speaker 1: Basically, yeah, oh my god, that is incredible. That is incredible,
Speaker 1: and then the tagline, which is She's for they them,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is for you. That's one of the best
Speaker 1: political ads of all time, which they walked into with
Speaker 1: having such a stupid, stupid hardly anybody on earth would
Speaker 1: agree with that policy.
Speaker 4: Oh, speaking of men and women, we ought to run
Speaker 4: that ad where terrified, battered Trump wives are encouraged to
Speaker 4: vote for kamalast secretly. I want to hear that then
Speaker 4: mislead their brutal monster husbands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an interesting angle. I want to hear that.
Speaker 2: Among other things. Coming up.
Speaker 6: At a rally in Philadelphia, Barack Obama criticized male Trump
Speaker 6: voters for not knowing what real strength is. To show
Speaker 6: them by having Michelle rip a phone book.
Speaker 2: In Wow, is that part of the hall? I won't
Speaker 2: go there.
Speaker 1: It's a decent chance you haven't even heard about this story.
Speaker 1: And orthodox jew was shot walking a synagogue wearing Jewish
Speaker 1: clothing in Chicago over the weekend by a twenty two
Speaker 1: year old Muslim dude named city Mohammad Abdali, who they
Speaker 1: held on to his name until yesterday finally came out
Speaker 1: not by accident. I'm sure it's kind of re getting
Speaker 1: attention on the right and that one. This story's getting
Speaker 1: no attention whatsoever. You get a Muslim guy shot a
Speaker 1: Jewish guy allegedly yelling a la akbar.
Speaker 2: When he was shooting at police. When the police finally
Speaker 2: showed up.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, a white guy gave the side eye to a
Speaker 4: black guy somewhere in America. And Pierre spent the last
Speaker 4: two hours on it.
Speaker 1: And the r the mayor of Chicago we all know,
Speaker 1: Brandon Johnson, came out and made a statement, made no
Speaker 1: mention of the religions involved or anything like that, just
Speaker 1: said it a tragedy and you know, thanks to the
Speaker 1: first responders and blah blah blah as opposed to do
Speaker 1: you remember when that poor kid was killed by the
Speaker 1: nut job, the Palestinian kill was killed by the nut job.
Speaker 1: Remember that that happened in the Chicago area. And he
Speaker 1: did a long speech about anti Islamic hates and how
Speaker 1: this can't stand at hate crimes and he will be
Speaker 1: charged with the hate crimes, all this sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: No mention of the religions in this one. And Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris made such a giant deal out of Jesse Smolette
Speaker 1: back in the day when he was attacked, and like
Speaker 1: from the beginning, a lot of people were given there
Speaker 1: what a bunch of Trump lovers saying this is Trump
Speaker 1: country attacked.
Speaker 2: Du cant it sounds a.
Speaker 1: Little fishy anyway, Kamala here's what huge on that has
Speaker 1: had nothing to say about a Jewish guy being attacked
Speaker 1: by a Muslim guy, Yelena Alttmar murdered.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really hate these people speaking of hate speech
Speaker 4: and that sort of thing. I will not commit a
Speaker 4: hate crime, but I really hate progressive America for their dishonesty.
Speaker 4: Those who are misguided and want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: I'll exchange views with an open heart and see if
Speaker 4: I can bring you over. I'm you know, I'm I'm
Speaker 4: absolutely for the art of persuasion. But to be so
Speaker 4: blatantly dishonest and so ugly in your prejudices while lecturing
Speaker 4: all of America, hectoring America that they don't live up
Speaker 4: to your standards, I just.
Speaker 2: I despise these people.
Speaker 1: Here's something I wish I would have seen last night.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I could find it online. It sounds pretty funny.
Speaker 1: So basketball player Dwayne Wade of the Miami Heat has
Speaker 1: a statue up now outside the arena because he's such
Speaker 1: a legend of their team, and it's getting a fair
Speaker 1: amount of criticism. And I guess Charles Barkley and Chris
Speaker 1: Webber and others were and Shaq were uncontrollably laughing.
Speaker 2: What's night about how awful the statue is? Oh, it's
Speaker 2: just kind of funny.
Speaker 1: This history of people getting statues that don't look like
Speaker 1: them is nobody got the guts to say to the artist,
Speaker 1: the sculptor, Hey, no, can't we do the head the
Speaker 1: face it doesn't look like who it's supposed to be honoring,
Speaker 1: which seems like.
Speaker 2: The arts are good, they're nice.
Speaker 4: Look at the elbows they're bent and all. But the
Speaker 4: face it's it's not his, is the thing?
Speaker 1: I love the idea of that of mocking a guy
Speaker 1: whose statue doesn't look like him.
Speaker 4: All right, so we'll get to the you're terrified of
Speaker 4: your man, go ahead and vote for commla commercial in
Speaker 4: a bit, among other things.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting angle to go with, but not surprising.
Speaker 1: I guess we do four hours. If you miss an hour,
Speaker 1: get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on the Man Armstrong
Speaker 1: and Getty.
Speaker 2: This is called normalization.
Speaker 7: Yes, this is the descent into fascism if we so choose.
Speaker 2: They think, Okay, we've already seen that movie. I can
Speaker 2: live with it for four more years. But it's not
Speaker 2: the same movie.
Speaker 6: It's the sequel to scream where it's just that much bloodier.
Speaker 2: And you know there are people, I mean, you're a journalist.
Speaker 2: You and I might be sharing a cell and you know,
Speaker 2: six months from now.
Speaker 7: The stakes literally are life and death for every woman
Speaker 7: in America. Wants to start internment camps. And that's what
Speaker 7: we are busy talking to every voter. He's telling you
Speaker 7: what he's going to do that he has talked in
Speaker 7: tournament camps. You know what, Jake, you may have to
Speaker 7: visit me in one. I get worried enough what he
Speaker 7: talks about, what he's going to do to his political.
Speaker 1: And who was that at the end talking about internament camps?
Speaker 1: Is that somebody I would know? I recognize some of
Speaker 1: the other voices.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Was she talking to Jake Tapper
Speaker 2: on CNN? Clearly? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So, uh, the descent into fascism, I mean, I suppose
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but I have zero concern of this.
Speaker 2: Zero of all the things I'm worried about.
Speaker 1: Culturally and politically in this country, like really worried about
Speaker 1: in my kid's futures and everything like that, I have
Speaker 1: zero concern that we're descending into fashions them if Donald
Speaker 1: Trump gets.
Speaker 2: Elected internment camps. Yes, Katie, Katie the internment campwoman was
Speaker 2: a Debbie Dingle, oh congresswoman from Detroit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see, don't let your dingle dangle or something like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if this would pass constitutional muster, but
Speaker 4: there's part of me that would like some sort of panel, uh,
Speaker 4: some sort of board star chamber, if you will, who
Speaker 4: would call all those people to account for the wild
Speaker 4: ass things they said at some future date and then
Speaker 4: then make them account for it or indoor a beating
Speaker 4: or I don't know something. I haven't warned out the details,
Speaker 4: but and I realized this is just humankind and the
Speaker 4: way we behave. But if you're gonna say stuff like
Speaker 4: that just before an election, somebody ought to call you
Speaker 4: out for it.
Speaker 2: Someday you would think so.
Speaker 1: Apparently, so I mentioned Nate Silver, the polster saying everybody's
Speaker 1: IQ drops twenty five points in the last week of
Speaker 1: an election, or they think everybody's IQ drops, and so
Speaker 1: they appeal to your dumber side. Well, because I can
Speaker 1: think of several examples in recent history. I remember when
Speaker 1: Rama Manual and this goes back a couple of cycles.
Speaker 1: Super smart guy super smart.
Speaker 2: Guy, rama manual.
Speaker 1: He's Biden chief of staff, Mayor of Chicago, big time
Speaker 1: Democrat and everything like that. I remember him in the
Speaker 1: closing week of an argument saying, if the Republicans win,
Speaker 1: you're going to be cod people are going to be
Speaker 1: getting a bored with coat hangers and back alleys again.
Speaker 1: And I thought, wow, really, really racial be ended. So
Speaker 1: this was this was the pre overturning of Roe versus Weight.
Speaker 1: And it's like, really, I can't believe you just said that.
Speaker 1: I know you don't believe that, but you think that's
Speaker 1: gonna work. And then what was the other example of
Speaker 1: gonna I was gonna use? It just flit it out
Speaker 1: of my head because I'm old. Uh oh. The historian
Speaker 1: Michael Beslosh before the twenty twenty election when Biden beat
Speaker 1: Trump that if Trump wins, I don't think we're ever
Speaker 1: gonna have another election.
Speaker 2: Really, you're a smart guy.
Speaker 1: You actually believe we'll never have another election if Trump wins.
Speaker 2: Do you actually believe that? And it's just so.
Speaker 1: I can't believe what. I can't figure out what people
Speaker 1: actually believe in what they're just saying.
Speaker 2: Well, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: And then Mika Brazinski there, she might actually believe it
Speaker 1: because she's not that smart that uh, this is what
Speaker 1: a descent into fascism looks like, is it?
Speaker 4: I don't really think it looks like this at all, sweetheart.
Speaker 4: You know, I was thinking as I was contemplating the
Speaker 4: various things that we could talk about audio we could play.
Speaker 4: You could respond to virtually all of it with their
Speaker 4: lying or their nuts.
Speaker 2: That wouldn't make for much of a talk show.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's definitely better to craft counter arguments and
Speaker 4: sell them. But virtually everything that has been said in
Speaker 4: the last week they're lying, they don't mean that well.
Speaker 1: For instance, of things I'm actually concerned about that actually
Speaker 1: worry me is this push into green energy that nobody
Speaker 1: wants and is unworkable. That makes it so hard to
Speaker 1: compete against China, for instance, our biggest competitor. And this
Speaker 1: story in the Wall Street Journal today about how Volkswagen
Speaker 1: has hit the net zero wall. Volkswagen is a really
Speaker 1: really big deal in Germany, which is the number one
Speaker 1: economy in Europe, and they are closing three of their
Speaker 1: plants and laying off tens of thousands of workers. They
Speaker 1: have not closed a plant in Germany in their eighty
Speaker 1: seven year history, they're going to close three and lay
Speaker 1: off tens of thousands of people because the whole electric
Speaker 1: thing just isn't panning out for all kinds of different reasons.
Speaker 1: Drivers don't want them for a variety of reasons. Some
Speaker 1: people just don't like the idea. Electricity is crazy expensive
Speaker 1: because Germany, like California, went so far down the renewable
Speaker 1: energy path instead of having coal or nuclear that can
Speaker 1: actually make electricity for you, so electricity be cheap enough
Speaker 1: that an electric car is at least doable.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 1: Their electricity is way too expensive because they went with
Speaker 1: wind and solar and with electricity the expensive. People don't
Speaker 1: want electric cars, and they're hell bent in Europe on
Speaker 1: forcing people into electric cars, even though there's no appetite
Speaker 1: for it. It doesn't work. Where's the electricity going to come from?
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. And see that's the sort
Speaker 1: of stuff that worries me, were that the Harrison administration
Speaker 1: will take us further down that road of forcing the
Speaker 1: manufacturers to make cars nobody wants to buy, and just
Speaker 1: that whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's nuts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sad and It was the browbeating and blackmailing
Speaker 4: of VW into producing more electric cars than anybody wanted
Speaker 4: that led us to this. It wasn't a decision they
Speaker 4: spontaneously made. It was heavy handed government policy which is
Speaker 4: just absolutely rotten, and part of its ideologically.
Speaker 2: These people actually believe their stuff.
Speaker 4: Which is shocking to me because I'm staunchly in favor
Speaker 4: of left pollution and cleaner water.
Speaker 2: But it is far from certain that.
Speaker 4: Electric cars have a net environmental benefit given all of
Speaker 4: the mining and the batteries and all the stuff We've
Speaker 4: talked about many, many times. But either people are delusional
Speaker 4: or they are bent on handing out money to the
Speaker 4: cronies and benefiting from that money like an al gore thing,
Speaker 4: where they know electric vehicle aren't a solution, but they
Speaker 4: can harness millions and millions billions of tax payer dollars
Speaker 4: with the consent of a lot of taxpayers and then
Speaker 4: hand them out to their crony.
Speaker 1: I'd almost prefer if it were that, but I think
Speaker 1: they're ideological nuts that have taken on the whole climate
Speaker 1: thing like a religion.
Speaker 2: It just it frightens the hell out of me. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The final paragraphs from this Wall Street Journal article about Volkswagen.
Speaker 1: This is all happening because politicians are forcing companies to
Speaker 1: sell cars that consumers don't want. They went through Ford
Speaker 1: and the other companies that are dealing with the same
Speaker 1: sort of stuff. Europe's auto industry travails are painful evidence
Speaker 1: that net zero climate policy is the worst act of
Speaker 1: economic masochism in the West since the thirties. At least,
Speaker 1: the news comes in time for Americans to contemplate whether
Speaker 1: they want to continue making the same mistakes or europe
Speaker 1: as before we get in as dire as straits.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, So speaking of dire straits, promise this to you.
Speaker 4: It is a an advertisement entitled right Choice Honey, in
Speaker 4: which I will set some of the visuals. Two couples
Speaker 4: come into a polling place, both of them conspicuously wearing red, white,
Speaker 4: and blue and patriotic Spangley looking hats that are kind
Speaker 4: of a parody of the make America Great hats, And
Speaker 4: the two women go into booths close to each other,
Speaker 4: and I'll explain the rest is it unfolds Michael, You're current.
Speaker 5: Honey in the one place in America where women still
Speaker 5: have a right to choose.
Speaker 2: You canep women go any way you want.
Speaker 5: And no one will ever know.
Speaker 2: Did you make your right choice? Shared in honey, Remember
Speaker 2: what happens in the booth stays.
Speaker 5: In the booth.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 4: So both of these women get into the booth and
Speaker 4: they both look at each other over the little divider
Speaker 4: and both have fear in their eyes and shame because
Speaker 4: they're being browbeaten by their abusive husbands into voting for Trump.
Speaker 4: But when their eyes meet, they find strength together and
Speaker 4: they both mark Harris Waltz. And then when they walk
Speaker 4: out of the booth and their brutal Trump loving cave
Speaker 4: man husband sage to make the right choice, honey, they say, oh, yeah, honey,
Speaker 4: I did, and they look at each other.
Speaker 2: We outsmart at those Neanderthal barrons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice portrayal of both marriages and men from the left,
Speaker 1: because men, of course are just cavemn ignoramus, toxic, all
Speaker 1: the things that, and women are always south smartness because
Speaker 1: we're so dumb and women are so smart.
Speaker 4: Women are so terrified they wouldn't say, you know what,
Speaker 4: with all due respect, I'm voting for Harris.
Speaker 2: We see it differently.
Speaker 4: No, they're too terrified to breathe a word nice ad
Speaker 4: come for the never ending judge and stay for the condescension. Ugh.
Speaker 1: That became a theme starting Friday Night with Michelle Obama.
Speaker 1: You don't have to vote the way your husband wants
Speaker 1: you to vote. He'll never know. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: How tiny a sliver of the electorate.
Speaker 2: Would that be?
Speaker 4: The never ending brow beating that you must adopt our
Speaker 4: policies no matter how outlandish, and suddenly they appear. If
Speaker 4: a man says they're a woman, that is a woman,
Speaker 4: for instance, and if you don't go along with it,
Speaker 4: you're a bad person and should probably be forced out
Speaker 4: of your job or deeplatformed.
Speaker 2: Please proceed to hell, friends, go to hell.
Speaker 1: The actress Terry Gard died yesterday. She's had MS for
Speaker 1: twenty years. I didn't realize. I guess she made a
Speaker 1: big announcement about it, but I'd forgotten about it because
Speaker 1: I don't fall celebrities that much.
Speaker 2: But I was talking about it. Yeah, I was sure
Speaker 2: a Terry garfan.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and a bunch of different movies that I
Speaker 1: liked and shows her Phoebe's mom. She was like, you
Speaker 1: couldn't have cast a better person, possibly on Earth. That
Speaker 1: would have seemed more like Phoebe's mom and friends than
Speaker 1: Terry gard. So that's where more younger people probably know
Speaker 1: are from. If you're older, you know are from Young
Speaker 1: Frankenstein and all kinds of different things. But Man, back
Speaker 1: in the eighties, when Letterman was at his best, when
Speaker 1: he was like the cult hip thing to watch in NBC,
Speaker 1: he would have Terry Garr on like once a month,
Speaker 1: and their whole thing was just fantastic. There are lots
Speaker 1: and lots of YouTube videos of all the Letterman Terry
Speaker 1: Garr appearances if you ever want to be amused. She
Speaker 1: had a special quality. She was incredibly attractive. I read
Speaker 1: this yesterday, but it's true. Incredibly attractive without being hot,
Speaker 1: and just some sort of special way that some people have.
Speaker 4: She was the cutest girl you've ever seen, but had
Speaker 4: not an ounce of the fem fetal.
Speaker 1: Right, even though it was kind of the role she
Speaker 1: played in Young Frankenstein. But I watched a bunch of
Speaker 1: I watched a bunch of clips yesterday. They're so freaking funny.
Speaker 1: I gotta watch that movie with my kids.
Speaker 2: She was the sweet, sunny, naive, pretty girl.
Speaker 1: Her voff all the time is so funny Frankenstein.
Speaker 2: If he's that giant, he would have to every part
Speaker 2: of him to be giant.
Speaker 1: His his his head, his clothes, his arms, his genitalia.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and she says woof because she has a
Speaker 1: German accent. You see, Yes, we will finish strong next.
Speaker 2: Or Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware.
Speaker 2: They're good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see
Speaker 2: floating down there is his supporters.
Speaker 1: Could you hear the apostrophe? The only garbage I see
Speaker 1: floating out there are there some porters garbage, the supporter's garbage.
Speaker 1: Not the supporters are garbage, you see is the difference.
Speaker 1: It's apostrophe in there. According to the official transcript from
Speaker 1: the White House, which.
Speaker 2: Man have really keen hearing to hear an apostrophe?
Speaker 1: Yeah, which may be true. I mean he's a really
Speaker 1: old man with.
Speaker 2: Dementia.
Speaker 4: So the biganist statement was the Puerto Rico I know
Speaker 4: in my home state of Delaware. Did you mean Puerto Ricans?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, this is the only garbage. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: a senile old man.
Speaker 1: So I think because of the whole Puerto Rico trash story,
Speaker 1: getting so much attention that Biden or the Trump people
Speaker 1: put out this Cuban thing. So you got different browned
Speaker 1: Island people dancing who are happy to vote for Trump.
Speaker 1: Here you go, vote trum.
Speaker 3: Trumping out Trump the people.
Speaker 2: Well, no fear, no more, no more, let's go. If
Speaker 2: you want to keep I'm merry.
Speaker 3: Trump.
Speaker 1: I hadn't gone that far in the lyrics chorus again,
Speaker 1: if if you want to keep America great, there you go.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, big Bulwa's roughing.
Speaker 2: Scatic Michael, Oh boy, there you go.
Speaker 1: These are the closing arguments. Your trash, no, your trash.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well here's a song.
Speaker 4: It catch you in your side, you know, let's run
Speaker 4: ten and eleven back to back again, just for fun.
Speaker 2: Nobody's in charge. Joe Biden is asleep.
Speaker 8: Kamala? Is it a dance party with beyonce.
Speaker 2: Kamala? Is it a dance party.
Speaker 8: With Beyonce beyoncey, Beyoncey, Beyoncey. Dance party with Beyoncey, dance
Speaker 8: party with Beyoncey, dance party with Beyoncey, dance party with
Speaker 8: Beyoncey Beyoncey.
Speaker 4: Wedch side has the joy, or at least sense a humor.
Speaker 8: Beyoncey, Beyoncey, I'm not actually a fascist.
Speaker 1: How many times a day do I hear the word
Speaker 1: fascist or fascism?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Lately one could be sound like it?
Speaker 4: Firstly, nobody utters that could even come close to defining it?
Speaker 2: Is that time, Michael, I thought you said we had
Speaker 2: two minutes. We've clearly killed like we had about twenty seconds,
Speaker 2: and I hit the music. Go ahead and hit it.
Speaker 1: Now. We'll drag out our final thoughts.
Speaker 2: We'll talk really, really slow. That's what we'll do. Here's
Speaker 2: your host for final thoughts, Joe Getty.
Speaker 4: Let's get a final thought from everybody on the cue
Speaker 4: to wrap up the misery.
Speaker 2: Michaelangelo a final thought for us, Yeah, I should have
Speaker 2: waited till the primaries were all done.
Speaker 5: Nobody's gonna recognize I'm dressed up like Doug Bergham.
Speaker 2: I bought the costume too early this year.
Speaker 4: That's very really funny, man is very funny. Katie Green
Speaker 4: as a final thought for us.
Speaker 5: Katie thinking about those Yankee fans that yanked the ball
Speaker 5: out of Mookie Bets love other than beer?
Speaker 2: What was going through their heads? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're grown obviously successful men to have seats like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just I hope they were hit with
Speaker 4: bats or something like.
Speaker 2: Just that is so ugly. There needs to be a sanction.
Speaker 2: It's Jackson the final thought for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a fifty percent chance of rain where I
Speaker 1: live for Halloween tomorrow night. My son's got this cool
Speaker 1: cowhead costume, and uh, you can't go out in the
Speaker 1: rain in a cowhead costume. It's like reminds me the
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld joke about cow's knocking.
Speaker 2: On the farmer's door when it's raining. Can you let
Speaker 2: us in? We're wearing leather. I love it. My final thought.
Speaker 2: I told the story.
Speaker 4: It was several years ago that I was attending a
Speaker 4: Tampa Bay Rays game and missed a foul ball.
Speaker 2: I muffed it. It hit off my hand and I dropped.
Speaker 4: It, and I was mucked from the field by the umpires,
Speaker 4: one in particular, who kept pantomiming missing a ball. Then
Speaker 4: when somebody caught one later, he pointed at him and
Speaker 4: pointed to me sadly, really, that umpire Doug Eddings had
Speaker 4: the home play at the World Series last night. Doug,
Speaker 4: I will never forgive you for that.
Speaker 8: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Thank you for dropping the ball.
Speaker 4: Yes he did for several innings.
Speaker 2: Fasting is a great story.
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Speaker 4: We've gotten slightly drunk together the night before. So many
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Speaker 1: That was a verbal italics. So that's pretty good. That's
Speaker 1: not easy to do. We will see you tomorrow. God
Speaker 1: bless America.
Speaker 2: I'm strong and get to It is.
Speaker 4: The most puzzling, wonderful, rewarding thing I think we've seen
Speaker 4: in many, many years.
Speaker 2: And I think it's important to use.
Speaker 4: Your voice, even the particular field in particular. So let's
Speaker 4: go people identifying as girls. I don't know what I'm
Speaker 4: supposed to say anymore that they were supposed to use
Speaker 4: the term bonus hole.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they turned to send to the last shot at
Speaker 5: the miniature golf course is what they did.
Speaker 2: They sell very much. Armstrong and Getty