Speaker 1: Second date updated. I know women always think if they
Speaker 1: put any time and energy into writing something on their
Speaker 1: dating profiles, it won't matter because guys only judge based
Speaker 1: on their looks. Isn't that how you think?
Speaker 2: I mean, I've never had a dating profile, so I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 3: Boy, I can tell you that's kind of sad.
Speaker 1: That is definitely true ninety percent of the dudes out there,
Speaker 1: but there's a few good ones who remain scattered amongst
Speaker 1: the crowd, and they actually read what you write. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and one of those guys is with us today and
Speaker 1: he's getting ghosted for it. His name is Jack, So
Speaker 1: because he read Jack, I am so sorry that you're
Speaker 1: one of the good ones. Look, what's happening to you?
Speaker 4: No, it's okay. I just figured I'm not really the
Speaker 4: kind of guy that would reach out to our radio
Speaker 4: station normally, but I figured, what the heck, I might
Speaker 4: as well give it a shot.
Speaker 3: But people that reach out radio stations are bad people.
Speaker 1: Well, it is a low point in your life to us.
Speaker 4: No asking strangers for advice, let's put it that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, strangers, I get it.
Speaker 3: But look, we're starting off on a good foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, before we get into it. What's the name of
Speaker 1: the woman that you went out with, Madison?
Speaker 2: Okay? And what did you like about Madison's profile?
Speaker 1: Not to make this painful for you to bring it
Speaker 1: back up again, but tell us about it.
Speaker 4: Well, her pictures right away gave you an energy. I
Speaker 4: could see in her pictures.
Speaker 2: That okay, smile, yeah.
Speaker 4: Like a whole package. Like she came off as classy,
Speaker 4: independent over the pictures I was looking at.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay.
Speaker 4: But she had a lot of friends in her pictures
Speaker 4: with her, which meant she's probably very social.
Speaker 1: Some people don't like that, oh, don't like.
Speaker 4: I liked it because she's got friends, so so it
Speaker 4: made her seem more normal.
Speaker 2: If other people like her, then there's got to be
Speaker 2: something good about her.
Speaker 1: And those are the pictures. What about Was there anything
Speaker 1: like written on her bio that stood out to you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she said in her bio And she didn't mind
Speaker 4: huffing it up if the guy does the dishes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that should always be the trade, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: For sure, I don't mind either. But that seemed fair minded,
Speaker 4: so like was another plus. Okay, So I reached out
Speaker 4: through the app and we started talking and we connected
Speaker 4: right away.
Speaker 2: Did you invite yourself over to her house to eat
Speaker 2: something that she makes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, not off the bat.
Speaker 1: What'd you do?
Speaker 4: We went out to a whiskey barine. I was really
Speaker 4: pleasantly surprised because I'm the big whiskey guy and she
Speaker 4: was into it. And I don't find that that common
Speaker 4: with women to be into whiskey. So but she was,
Speaker 4: you like a.
Speaker 3: Lady with the little hair on her chest. You know,
Speaker 3: does you put a little hair on your chest?
Speaker 1: Explains about Okay, well that's good. That gives you something
Speaker 1: else to bond over while you guys are out together.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, and I realized that since we were aligned, like
Speaker 4: you said, it's it was nice to communicate with a
Speaker 4: grown up, right. There was no games grown up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, something you graduate too.
Speaker 1: Was there any moments from the date that like really
Speaker 1: stood out as something that was like a big highlight
Speaker 1: or maybe a weird part of the night a low light?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I got this is the only thing I
Speaker 4: can focus in on. She said something very weird. I
Speaker 4: want to see your hands. I got in nowhere. I
Speaker 4: want to see my hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, top oh, like hold your hands stop resisting,
Speaker 2: not like that.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, but it might as well have been,
Speaker 4: because it took me so by surprise, and I was
Speaker 4: sitting We were in a booth and I had my
Speaker 4: hand under the table. Okay, So I when I realized
Speaker 4: she was serious, I kind of tucked my hands back
Speaker 4: into my sleeves and I just let three fingers stick
Speaker 4: out in the sleeves.
Speaker 3: Were you trying to be funny?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course funny. Oh why did she want to
Speaker 1: see your hands? Though? What was that?
Speaker 4: Well, she told me one of the things she wants
Speaker 4: is a guy with big hands.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, okay.
Speaker 4: But I'm six foot two hundred and twenty pounds and
Speaker 4: my hands are like they are average from my side.
Speaker 3: Did you know that going into the date that she
Speaker 3: was looking for that in a dude?
Speaker 4: Or she mentioned it when we were talking on the app,
Speaker 4: but I forgot about it. I thought it was kind
Speaker 4: of a silly joke. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was handline, Oh yeah, that's what I thought
Speaker 1: that take it off? Yeah? Or maybe like the whiskey,
Speaker 1: like she thought she was making a funny joke and
Speaker 1: it didn't come off that way.
Speaker 3: Was she trying to be flirty and wanted to hold
Speaker 3: your hand?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean did he hit them in his sleep?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 3: Did you give her more than three fingers?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Eventually did? I just I brought my hands out
Speaker 4: after she left, and I just folded my hands on
Speaker 4: the table. So she was looking for a ring. She
Speaker 4: could see that I didn't have one.
Speaker 1: And did you say left or laughed?
Speaker 4: Yeah? After she hysterically laughed.
Speaker 1: Okay, So how did the night end with you in Madison?
Speaker 4: Well, we took an umber back to her place. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we made out for a while. Nothing didn't go
Speaker 4: any further than that.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I really like her, so I was really turning up
Speaker 4: the gentleman vibes high, look really high.
Speaker 3: How do you do that?
Speaker 1: How do you make out like a gentleman?
Speaker 3: Is there a dial?
Speaker 4: Would be a gentleman? You keep your hands to yourself.
Speaker 1: Keep the monocle on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe that's a problem. She likes hands, she doesn't.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: So how long has it been since that date?
Speaker 4: It's snowing on three weeks now.
Speaker 3: Have you texted at all?
Speaker 4: I've texted her a lot, like a lot, a lot,
Speaker 4: which is a little stalker ish, but she has not responded.
Speaker 1: One using that word is not good.
Speaker 3: How many times give us a guest, this.
Speaker 4: Could be why uh I at least ten times? Okay,
Speaker 4: so we figured twenty days nineteen days, so ten times
Speaker 4: like not even once? Should that?
Speaker 1: And math broke my brain?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well, bottom line is we need to call
Speaker 1: her one more time just to see if show answers.
Speaker 1: We're averaging one point eight two texts per day or yeah,
Speaker 1: she'll be wrong.
Speaker 3: Kick it to his ego. If she answers our phone
Speaker 3: call it not his.
Speaker 5: Well we're gonna find out.
Speaker 1: We'll come back, call Madison and try and get your
Speaker 1: second date up date right after this.
Speaker 4: Okay, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Hold on second date update. Some guys will take a
Speaker 1: woman out and just kiss them like some uncivilized cab
Speaker 1: with no class, no tact. But not our listener Jack.
Speaker 1: He knows how to treat a lady right and kiss
Speaker 1: like a gentleman. Oh, he smooches wall, pulling out her
Speaker 1: chair from underneath her.
Speaker 3: That's amazing technique. Cold on the ground man. While he
Speaker 3: doesn't that's.
Speaker 1: What gentlemen do. Well, actually I don't know about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I still don't know quite the secret to kissing like
Speaker 1: a gentleman. But that's what he says. He says he
Speaker 1: kissed her like a gentleman, didn't overstay as welcome after
Speaker 1: they had a fun whiskey tasting date night out. But
Speaker 1: now three weeks later, she's not answering his many many texts.
Speaker 2: Can I ask when you sent the ten texts? Were
Speaker 2: there any like? I don't know that somebody could read
Speaker 2: as like almost threatening or you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were like call me back?
Speaker 4: Now, why would I do that? Just?
Speaker 3: How dare you ask that? Sorry? It just seems like
Speaker 3: so many text messages.
Speaker 4: And I've never done that before.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, love makes you do crazy things.
Speaker 1: But if it doesn't work out, you can always go
Speaker 1: on at this website called gentleman Chat that I found,
Speaker 1: and I think you'll fit right in there.
Speaker 3: As if you just found it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's they're looking for you. Before we get there, first,
Speaker 1: let's call Madison and see if she answers and what
Speaker 1: she asks to say. Okay, all right, man, three weeks
Speaker 1: is a long time to wait for somebody you really
Speaker 1: really like, So let's hopefully get you some answers here.
Speaker 1: I'm downing her number right now. Hello, Hey is this Madison?
Speaker 1: Hey Madison, not sure if you're ready for this, but surprise,
Speaker 1: you're on the radio. Surprise. Wait, we're a show called
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Oh, I think I've heard of that.
Speaker 1: We had somebody reach out to us hoping to get
Speaker 1: in contact with you.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you're right, right right, So someone in
Speaker 5: my past is looking to reconnect? Is this my ex boyfriend?
Speaker 5: Dominic say, if you call you guys, Well, we don't know.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of a segment we do called say Yes
Speaker 1: to the X. We try to get people back together
Speaker 1: after a breakup. Now, this is a guy you went
Speaker 1: out with one time who's trying to get a hold
Speaker 1: of you named Jack.
Speaker 5: Oh hell no, oh no, no, no, no, no, oh no?
Speaker 3: Is he that bad?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Well, the date, I guess the date itself was fine,
Speaker 5: but the aftermath of what I dealt wish was the
Speaker 5: worst experience ever.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he said he texted you like maybe ten times.
Speaker 5: Well, I've blocked him, so I wouldn't know that.
Speaker 1: Responding This is all shocking news to us. Would you
Speaker 1: mind sharing a little bit about like why you feel
Speaker 1: that way?
Speaker 5: Sure, it's really messed up. So about Oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: twenty four hours after our date, I started getting this
Speaker 5: like weird bumpy, red rash around my mouth.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's weird.
Speaker 1: That has to be asked. I'm sorry, we're all assuming
Speaker 1: the same thing. But are you allergic to any food?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Like trust me, Like I didn't know what was going on,
Speaker 5: Like I tried ointments, I tried googling it. It kept
Speaker 5: getting worse. I went to urgent care and even they
Speaker 5: asked you questions like am I allergic to anything? What
Speaker 5: did I eat? And what was my previous twenty four hours?
Speaker 5: Like a million questions. And I mentioned the date and
Speaker 5: that I was making out with a guy, and they
Speaker 5: were like, do you know if he has any pets?
Speaker 3: Pets, pett That's not what I thought.
Speaker 2: The next question was going to ask you why I said,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We only went on one date.
Speaker 4: And then they.
Speaker 5: Said that the rash I had was consistent with someone
Speaker 5: who's been in close contact with a sick animal, and
Speaker 5: that you contract it from the animal. So I was like,
Speaker 5: so what, like he's kissing his dog and they were like, no,
Speaker 5: it can't be a regular pet. Has to be something different,
Speaker 5: and they couldn't tell specifically what it was.
Speaker 2: It's not like if he had like a lizard if
Speaker 2: he was like lizard guy, and he's like.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but all I know is that he's
Speaker 5: been mouth to mouth with some sick animal. And that's
Speaker 5: all I know.
Speaker 6: I'd heard someone say that that maybe someone who maybe
Speaker 6: isn't that shocked to hear it is Jack who's on
Speaker 6: the other line right now listening and wanted to talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my god, No, I don't even know where
Speaker 4: to begin with this.
Speaker 2: Wait, I think you should start with you know what
Speaker 2: she's talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't even have a pet, and I don't know
Speaker 4: how would I come in contact with an animal that's
Speaker 4: not a pet. You just said it's not a pet from.
Speaker 1: How she described it as some sort of wild, sick animal. Yes,
Speaker 1: have you been on like a walk in nature and
Speaker 1: had a weird feeling come over you?
Speaker 4: I jog in the park, but I don't make out
Speaker 4: with the squirrels pigeon.
Speaker 1: I want one hundred percent believe you, Jack, But it's
Speaker 1: kind of tough based on the.
Speaker 4: Guys. This is insanity because somebody had an urgent care.
Speaker 4: These people can't be real doctors. That's why they don't
Speaker 4: work with an urgent care.
Speaker 3: Oh, Okay, don't. I don't know we're gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, they could get it wrong, though.
Speaker 2: I will say Urgent Care did ask me to walk
Speaker 2: to the X ray room and I had a broken
Speaker 2: leg once.
Speaker 1: I mean, they do more we think about it. I mean, Madison,
Speaker 1: you're hearing him. I guess, Deny, Do you have anything
Speaker 1: to say back?
Speaker 5: I just there's no other reasonable explanation for what happened.
Speaker 3: That's a reasonable expert.
Speaker 1: We're not trying to be judgmental or anything. What you
Speaker 1: do in your free time, that's up to you. Brook
Speaker 1: is from Idaho. So we've heard some really crazy stories.
Speaker 3: I eat the animals. They don't make out with the animals.
Speaker 1: Well, you still touch mouth. They are alive when you
Speaker 1: start to eat them.
Speaker 3: So this one's still wiggling.
Speaker 4: I listen, guys, you could laugh all you want, but
Speaker 4: I swear to you I have not kissed any sick animals,
Speaker 4: any animals period.
Speaker 1: I know perfectly healthy bucks out there. I don't know
Speaker 1: of a more romantic line that has ever been set
Speaker 1: on this show before, Madison. And with that said, we
Speaker 1: would like to offer to send you out on another
Speaker 1: date with Jack bump Free.
Speaker 2: Well, you didn't ask it has cleared up, right medicine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they gave me some pretty powerful steroids and after
Speaker 5: five days it went away. But it was pretty rough.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well you may still have rabies too.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Sometimes first dates have to start at like the lowest
Speaker 1: level and there's nowhere to go but up from there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, rock bottom.
Speaker 3: That's a positive.
Speaker 1: And if you don't get a rash by date too again,
Speaker 1: then that's how you know you meant to do what
Speaker 1: you say.
Speaker 5: Question, I have a question for Brooke, O for me?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what would you actually do? In all honesty,
Speaker 5: she's thinking this help me out here? Yeah, Brook, just be.
Speaker 3: Honest, Like when you have a rash, it's hard to
Speaker 3: come back from that.
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 1: She's speaking from personal experience.
Speaker 2: I will say, Madison, I do maybe believe him, And
Speaker 2: I think maybe you got it from something else that
Speaker 2: you you're just not aware of, right, like.
Speaker 1: Doctors could have just been making an educated guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like give it a chance.
Speaker 5: Brook's not confident.
Speaker 1: She endorses this relationship clearly. So what do you say, Madison?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's curable.
Speaker 1: And it's coming back in a week. That's where the
Speaker 1: dating line is.
Speaker 3: Here's the deal.
Speaker 5: I will say yes, only if it happens again. I'm
Speaker 5: not paying for any of the medical bills or ointment.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a success.
Speaker 2: And maybe he could go get I don't know where
Speaker 2: you get animal tested, but maybe he can go to
Speaker 2: a vent and make sure he doesn't anything.
Speaker 1: What a perfect second date. You both get tested at
Speaker 1: the VENTA.
Speaker 4: You guys are amazing. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah we did. It's curable.
Speaker 3: Doesn't feel good, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning, we.
Speaker 1: Got a text to seven eighty five nine two that says, hey,
Speaker 1: at least he probably kissed those sick animals like a gentleman.
Speaker 1: Gentleman kisses gentleman Jack with the wild mouth attack.
Speaker 2: I am going on to web MD immediately after this.
Speaker 3: I gotta figure out what's going on that weird.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is this a new fear that we need to have unlocked.
Speaker 1: Probably don't kiss sick animals, Okay, right, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't know, just on a personal level, if we've ever
Speaker 1: had a bigger victory in this segment going from hell, No,
Speaker 1: I've blocked him because I have a rash on my
Speaker 1: face too. Sure I'll see him one more time as
Speaker 1: long as we get tested.
Speaker 4: At the vet. No more.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Nothing screams true love like a triple raby shot.
Speaker 3: Together, that is, jeff No one could have said that better.
Speaker 1: Oh I am curious text in seventy five nine two.
Speaker 1: Would you date a nice, charismatic, fun guy who's everything
Speaker 1: you ever wanted, but your doctor tells you he's been
Speaker 1: kissing sick animals out in the gay Is it worth it?
Speaker 3: He doesn't have fleas.
Speaker 1: No, it's not anymore. Yeah, yeah, not after the point
Speaker 1: it's brooken.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the
Speaker 5: Morning Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning