WEBVTT - Adopt a Horse

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone

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<v Speaker 1>tap all right, as you know the way it works.

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<v Speaker 1>You go to Elvis Duran dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>You click on the phone tap link and you can

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<v Speaker 2>send us your idea about a phone tap. Right, maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>so when you think we should phone tap someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>very gullible, So what happened, was, Garrett, what happened was, Yes, Garrett,

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<v Speaker 2>pulled one out of the file offline and you found

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<v Speaker 2>what you wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. And Deanne emailed us a few months ago, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get in contact with her. She

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't picking up her phone, so I said, this is

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<v Speaker 1>too good not to like. Just let it go. So

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to phone tap her grandfather.

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<v Speaker 2>She originally wanted you to phone tap her grandfather forret

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<v Speaker 2>but she never got back in touch with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct, So iPhone tabed grandpa. It just so happens Dean

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<v Speaker 1>was there visiting her grandpa. So I got two for

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<v Speaker 1>the price of one.

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<v Speaker 2>So you phone tapped her and she knew that she

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<v Speaker 2>wanted a phone tap, but didn't know she's being phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct. Let's see how this works out, Garrett, you're hello Hi. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Buddy Velashtro and I'm calling on behalf

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<v Speaker 1>of the animals. And and I was I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was okay, on a second, let me turn the tvad out.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't hear it. Okay, now who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if you would be interested?

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<v Speaker 3>No, listen, I'm not. No, I'm not buying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I already can I interest you in adopting a

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<v Speaker 1>pet today?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I don't want anything that you got. I

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<v Speaker 3>get these calls all the time. I'm not don't call

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<v Speaker 3>your can.

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<v Speaker 1>I offer you a horse that we have in its

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<v Speaker 1>stable that is looking for a great home.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you nuts? I don't want any horse. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't have a barn. I don't live in a barn. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day and animal is left neglected, including horses. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and they are crying out for help.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>But for some help came too late. And with your

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<v Speaker 1>hope today you could save this horse by all amount

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<v Speaker 1>of money of seven dollars a day.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not giving you dollars. You guys are all just

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<v Speaker 3>hello Jesus what?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Hello. This is Buddy Velastro and I'm calling on

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<v Speaker 1>behalf of the animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you lost your damn mind? I told you I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want a horse. I haven't got done for the

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<v Speaker 3>guy that got the horse to take care of the

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<v Speaker 3>damn pig. This isn't a damn bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I offer you in a teacup pick? They're small, cute?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you lost your mind? Stop calling here? I've got it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a last man.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, buddy, my name is Buddy Velashtro and I'm calling

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<v Speaker 1>to see if you would be interested in adopting a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful horse or teacup pig today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not you got me not. I can't deal with

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<v Speaker 3>this today. I'm not sure enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this Hi? Yes, my name is Buddy Velashto,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm calling on behalf of the Pigs and Horse

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<v Speaker 1>Association where I would see if you would be interested

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<v Speaker 1>in adopting a horse or teacup pig today.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we are not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why you're continuing to harass my grandfather,

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<v Speaker 1>who's told you no numerous times. No, No, I know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing. Okay, what music? I want to adopt

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<v Speaker 1>a horse? What if I could get you a hairless horse?

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<v Speaker 2>Go call a farm or someone else, because I am

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<v Speaker 2>not a farmer.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Dianne, it's actually Garreth from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning show. You and your grandfather just got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I didn't needail for me grandfather.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I cannot believe you guys. Thank you, Dean,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. Tell your grandpa we love them, and

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. Hey, Grandpa, everybody at the Eldest

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<v Speaker 1>Show says they love you. Oh, it's all right, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>explain to him, all right. Thank you, Jana.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you guys, even though I hate you.