Speaker 1: Hello, Andy, is that recording? Yes? Cool?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you it's been quite some time since
Speaker 2: we played that.
Speaker 1: Quite some time, right, so busy? Yeah, I mean we
Speaker 1: haven't had time for this. No, I've had time. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you have. I've asked you on. Hold on, we're gonna pause.
Speaker 1: We're gonna don't do it. Let's let's hold hands. Hold hands.
Speaker 1: We are not going to argue about. We are reaching
Speaker 1: a peaceful results.
Speaker 2: This feels weird. Great, what can we talk about today?
Speaker 1: Andrew? This?
Speaker 2: So we have so much to cover. Okay, I have
Speaker 2: something i'd like to gus. So I heard that you're
Speaker 2: having a big birthday party. Yeah, so I think it's
Speaker 2: pretty cool because you invite people to your birthday party,
Speaker 2: but then they have to pay. That's what I heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, it's one hundred dollars. No, that's not a
Speaker 1: that you get your ticket and you get two drinks
Speaker 1: and you get all your food included.
Speaker 2: No, it's a show. Why am I paying for you
Speaker 2: to come? I mean, I'm gonna have a birthday party
Speaker 2: for my daughter in my backyard. If I charge kids
Speaker 2: at the door, that's trouble.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. You basically are if you're saying
Speaker 1: bring gifts. I'm not hosting it at my house. I'm
Speaker 1: hosting it at medieval time.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying bring gifts. I'm saying, okay, even if
Speaker 2: I had it at the ground round, I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: still not charging the kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, those are kids. We're all adults. And why am
Speaker 1: I paying for you? Well, because it's a party. Everybody
Speaker 1: wants to go.
Speaker 2: Here's an invite to my party. But you must pay. Yes,
Speaker 2: you don't get invited to a wedding and must pay.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, no, yeah, you do by the time you
Speaker 1: are done paying for the gift, and then you got
Speaker 1: it half the times it's an overnighter, and then you
Speaker 1: got to pay for the hotel room, and then you
Speaker 1: gotta pay for this and pay for that.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I can't go to your party, but I do
Speaker 2: wish you a happy fortieth.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: It's thirty four, but you're close April. Oh wait, oh no,
Speaker 2: it's not for a week or two.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just had a Max Headroom moment.
Speaker 1: Now. Oh he's the scary man. I don't like Max Headroom.
Speaker 1: He's very scary, scary. The people took over the TV
Speaker 1: station in the eighties. They used his face. How did
Speaker 1: you know that? Because you weren't even born. I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just into weird lost media like and he was
Speaker 1: the He was he coke or pepsi? No idea, but
Speaker 1: he's scary and I don't like him, and I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I think he was pepsi. Now it's going to make
Speaker 2: me nuts.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll google it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could talk about something else.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's rude to charge for a ticket
Speaker 1: and a show you're going to see a show that's
Speaker 1: that would be dumb for me to pay all this
Speaker 1: money for what.
Speaker 2: I guess I understand that now, Well, you could have
Speaker 2: rented the place out. I don't know coke.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many seats it was coke medieval times? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just rent the whole place. Oh yeah, just rent the
Speaker 1: whole place. Yeah. I don't have that money. I just
Speaker 1: throw a big party. Yeah, but you have a million
Speaker 1: dollar friends do uh? Okay, but they're not renting it
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Actually, I would love to go, actually, but I cannot.
Speaker 2: I'm not available that weekend.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, You've said this four times now, so let me stop.
Speaker 1: What Scott Why can't you come to my party?
Speaker 2: I'm not available?
Speaker 1: Why are you not available? That's all.
Speaker 2: I don't have to I don't have to divulge you
Speaker 2: or girl with a casting so hard right now?
Speaker 1: No, don't ask I'm fine. My arm just you know,
Speaker 1: I heard it, but I'm fine. Don't ask me questions
Speaker 1: that hospital bracelet. You want to take a picture again.
Speaker 1: You regret this now, remember when you did that the
Speaker 1: first time?
Speaker 2: Speaking of I'm either having a heart attack or cancer
Speaker 2: or something in my arm.
Speaker 1: I'm a heart attack, cancer or something. That's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, my arm has been hurting for almost a full month.
Speaker 1: Do you ever think that maybe it's just growing pains?
Speaker 2: No, see, you're just getting I wasn't a fan of
Speaker 2: that show. I watched it and I didn't love it
Speaker 2: all right anyway, So I woke up one morning and
Speaker 2: I just thought I slept wrong on my arm. But
Speaker 2: then it never went away. Okay, So I in my head, droom,
Speaker 2: so many things are going on. It could be a
Speaker 2: myriad of things. You're fine, but I had a physical
Speaker 2: last week and he's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be a rotator cuff. Whoever you're seeing for
Speaker 1: your medical ailments needs to get disbarred immediately. Why because
Speaker 1: everything that you have, it's not just oh yeah you
Speaker 1: have a cough. You might have a science of infection. No,
Speaker 1: you have strepped to cockle pneumonia. You're definitely on your deathbed.
Speaker 2: But it's got to be something. It's not just it's
Speaker 2: just not do you stretch. No, it's that.
Speaker 1: You've tried no stretching.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a nodule right here, okay, and
Speaker 2: not feel that's when the cancer starts. You feel it
Speaker 2: right here? I don't. Now you're just you want you
Speaker 2: want it to flex? No, no, no, I want you to
Speaker 2: feel that I see. I'm telling you there's a problem.
Speaker 2: I need to scan or something.
Speaker 1: That's me the person that diagnosed you with a nodule. Burn,
Speaker 1: I did it? Okay, well burn stop. You don't have
Speaker 1: any problems stretch stretching?
Speaker 2: Does it make your arm?
Speaker 1: Not hurt? It sound like I'm working out it hurts?
Speaker 1: Just do it? Arm over it like this? Okay, stretch.
Speaker 1: I can't stretch. I can't do that arm. I touch
Speaker 1: my toes either. I can't either. Arm this way. Take
Speaker 1: this arm yeah underneath to you too, and then go
Speaker 1: like this I am like, it preps great, it hurts, okay,
Speaker 1: but that's how it's supposed to be. Because you have
Speaker 1: an issue, you need to stretch.
Speaker 2: No, okay, I'm running another five k. I'm not stretching.
Speaker 1: I just go. I'm telling you from now you need
Speaker 1: to stretch because that's how I had my it band
Speaker 1: issues and it wrecked me.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? What's Oh, that's a thing.
Speaker 1: It's like a little gum.
Speaker 2: No, but I don't want to hear it. Hear it
Speaker 2: like I don't want to hear.
Speaker 1: It, and you it'll get it's just not good. Cool.
Speaker 1: So you have to stretch, okay, even if you just
Speaker 1: do like a quick little one too. Just start.
Speaker 2: I do twenty five jumping jacks naked in front of
Speaker 2: the mirror before that. Take a shower every night? Is
Speaker 2: that good?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I turn the shower on it take It takes twenty
Speaker 2: five jumping jacks to heat up. So that's what I
Speaker 2: do every night.
Speaker 1: Why did I need to know that? You said I
Speaker 1: need to stretch. That's stretching. Are you good? What? Yes?
Speaker 2: I Then when I get out, I spank my ass.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I do. I put the
Speaker 2: towel on, Like, yeah, I don't know why, It's just
Speaker 2: something I do.
Speaker 1: Anyways, So much for coming to another pole chat everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why we don't have them go check
Speaker 2: into therapy. We don't have them that frequently.
Speaker 1: From the visual of naked jump jacking jump and then
Speaker 1: spanking your butt afterwards.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I do that. Is it like
Speaker 2: a pretty much? I guess, yeah, but I do with
Speaker 2: the towel on. It's not like a weird naked thing. No,
Speaker 2: it's weird to get out of the shower. I'm not
Speaker 2: the only way that gets out of the shower and
Speaker 2: a towel and spanks the ass. Okay, maybe she doesn't question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll take two seconds, I promise. Oh no, she
Speaker 1: fall careful to entry.
Speaker 2: Get a knock. Cereals over.
Speaker 1: It'll take two seconds. No, you're good. Come to the microphone,
Speaker 1: should I ask her? Oh, do you know how Scott stretches?
Speaker 3: No, but I know his body is really tight.
Speaker 1: He can't touch his toy. That's tight.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, not in that way, babes.
Speaker 1: Oh, but listen to this Scott. Tell her you're stretching routine.
Speaker 2: I do twenty five jumping Jack's naked before I get
Speaker 2: in the shower.
Speaker 1: That is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Why somebody must like it?
Speaker 3: He just gave me the most disgusting visual in my mind.
Speaker 1: I'm not scary, dude.
Speaker 3: And first of all, okay, you talk a lot of
Speaker 3: shit about scary, but babes what she might have to
Speaker 3: get on a diet too.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for it. Help me.
Speaker 3: We're going to work out together.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the whole thing I'm in there with.
Speaker 3: You look at this gut stop.
Speaker 1: Then you can hear what happens when he gets out
Speaker 1: of the shower.
Speaker 2: What I put my towel on, I look in the mirror,
Speaker 2: and I spank my ass.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes?
Speaker 1: Or no.
Speaker 3: He spanks his ass all the time. He'll walk past
Speaker 3: me to go make a coffee and he just you
Speaker 3: just hear this. Once he opens the door, he does that.
Speaker 2: That's just subliminal.
Speaker 3: I don't do it all yours doesn't sound like that,
Speaker 3: but you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, you gotta stop. Okay,
Speaker 3: you do jumping jacks naked?
Speaker 2: Yes, it takes discuss It takes twenty five jumping jacks
Speaker 2: to heat the water open. I turn it on, I
Speaker 2: do twenty five jumping jacks. Then I get in.
Speaker 3: That's not a stretch, and I like stretch. You're winded
Speaker 3: after twenty five jumping jacks. I guarantee you Scary could
Speaker 3: do twenty five jacks.
Speaker 2: I go one hundred right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could do it jumping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely without being winded.
Speaker 1: Without being winded. I'll sit down and talk just like this.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Ye, but no one wants to hear this.
Speaker 3: Yes they do.
Speaker 1: All right, Well you're gonna have to keep talking while
Speaker 1: I do it. Okay, so you better find everyone on CA.
Speaker 3: I can't say. I have to go.
Speaker 1: I go, okay, hey everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah, we're doing recording here.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Scott's gonna be doing one hundred jumping jacks. Four.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling? I feel great? Six? Okay, this
Speaker 1: is wild stupid. So you're trying to stop. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't stop. You said you could do it without being winded. Fifteen,
Speaker 1: So just give me the visual. Oh, Scary is watching
Speaker 1: twenty So my question is this, when you're doing this,
Speaker 1: it's twenty five, you do twenty five and then you
Speaker 1: jump in the shower, yes, and then thirty does it
Speaker 1: like amp you up? For the shower. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Thirty five. No, the inhales and exhales are getting a
Speaker 1: little deeper. Well, I mean, come on, I'm exercising, but
Speaker 1: you said you could do without getting winded. I can.
Speaker 1: You're sounding a little winded, Bud. Fifty, so I can
Speaker 1: do it. I'm just stop you just no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good, diamond. He stopped at fifty.
Speaker 2: I could do totally do fifty more. It's just nobody
Speaker 2: wants to hear a seat.
Speaker 1: No, nobody. Nobody wants to see that.
Speaker 2: So, Plus, my shoes are untied, that's it. My ankles
Speaker 2: are hurting. Yeah, no, no, yeah, I don't need to
Speaker 2: injure myself. I got a long drive coming up.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I need myself.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna throw off.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Are you I need water?
Speaker 1: You're He said you want to get winded. I'm not winded.
Speaker 1: You are winded.
Speaker 2: I mean, and everybody's heart rate goes up a little
Speaker 2: bit when you're exercise.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does. So he said you'd sit right back
Speaker 1: down and start talking like nothing happened. I am nothing happened, Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing happened. I was good man. Anyway, it's new.
Speaker 2: Nothing do not cool. It was to have more compass here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love that book.
Speaker 1: Oh you've been reading the whole thing, sixty five chapters. Wow,
Speaker 1: I mean I listened to it.
Speaker 2: But still you're an audible guy for I mean, it
Speaker 2: was it's in his I like books when it's in
Speaker 2: the persons, the author's voice.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun.
Speaker 2: And it was in and he read it, and I
Speaker 2: thought it was really cool. The only you know, the
Speaker 2: only thing is I like to also flip through the
Speaker 2: books so I could see the pictures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like picture pictures. There are Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: relates to each one of the chapters. Look what he
Speaker 1: wrote it. Look wait, look what he wrote in the front.
Speaker 1: Look at he wrote I saw I got you the
Speaker 1: book signed.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: You're so winded I can't look. Look what he wrote
Speaker 1: to Scott my best friend. Yeah, mm hmm, you're my
Speaker 1: best friend. I'm supposed you didn't like put this in
Speaker 1: a case, don't damage it.
Speaker 2: I'm not put I did that knife, but I highly
Speaker 2: recommend it. Iron height one A two mark oppas. You know,
Speaker 2: if you're gen X Brolink on Everything soundtrack of your
Speaker 2: Adult Life.
Speaker 1: Soundtrack, you know everything, bro? Yeah you wouldn't get it.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't. You didn't have skateboard either, did I? I didn't.
Speaker 1: It was that to la, Oh you weren't. Do you
Speaker 1: want to just let's do a quick breath together.
Speaker 2: Ready, No, I'm fine. I could use a drink, though.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to go get you a bottle
Speaker 1: of water? Yeah, that's fine. We have bottles of water.
Speaker 1: I keep them hidden. No, no, I don't drink water.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot your dumb more of a tea guy.
Speaker 2: I haven't been drinking that much on sweetened iced tea lately.
Speaker 1: I I drink hint. I like hint.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite. Wish they would sponsor bull.
Speaker 1: Chat that'd be nice. Hint water. I love hint.
Speaker 2: You know what I like? It's Secret one. It's pineapple coconut. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they got these mashups. They get vitamin one now. Also,
Speaker 2: they're not paying for this, but they got vitamin hint.
Speaker 1: Vitamin hint. Yeah. I like the mandar An orange one.
Speaker 1: It's good and has vitamins. Yep.
Speaker 2: I get all my vitamins. As you know.
Speaker 1: Everything you say is just wrong. Why it's just I'm
Speaker 1: not I can't entertain it. I can't I can't otherwise
Speaker 1: they go crazy. Should we take a break? Sure?
Speaker 2: All right, we'll be right back after this.
Speaker 1: And we're back. What's up, pal Me? My calfs are tight, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel them. Well, maybe you should be doing more
Speaker 1: than twenty five jumping jacks before you get in the shower.
Speaker 2: I just did fifty. Well, no, because that's wasting water. Okay,
Speaker 2: it takes twenty five to heat up. Okay, twenty five
Speaker 2: to heat up. Yeah, even though I got that big
Speaker 2: mega water heater downstairs.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work.
Speaker 2: It does. It holds more hot water, but it takes
Speaker 2: still takes a while to heat out, especially on cold days.
Speaker 2: It takes longer for it to heat up on cold days.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I ever noticed that when it's really cold out, the
Speaker 2: cold water's really cold, like it's freezing cold.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Wow, Now it's getting warm though. Yeah, this is so stupid.
Speaker 2: What like it's talking about real stuff?
Speaker 1: What do you do talk about Costco? I don't. It's
Speaker 1: like you've never been there before. You as my own
Speaker 1: card carrying member. Now that I'm a card carrying member
Speaker 1: of Costco, my life is Costco Costco.
Speaker 2: So you got Costco. BJ's and Sam's.
Speaker 1: I don't like Beech's. No, it's and the other one
Speaker 1: and what was the other one?
Speaker 2: Sam SAMs cub that's a Walmart.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I like them all. They all have slightly different things.
Speaker 2: First of all, you know, I'm not a huge fan
Speaker 2: of the warehouse stores because everyone's like, oh, byball can
Speaker 2: save money. No, if you can get good deals at
Speaker 2: the supermarket on regular size things, it works out cheaper.
Speaker 2: I get everyone's like, oh my god, the toilet paper. No,
Speaker 2: it's cheaper at the store when it's on sale, you know,
Speaker 2: But go on.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I want to hear about your experience. I know that
Speaker 2: the chicken bake you're all about it.
Speaker 1: I've never had it, and I want to try it.
Speaker 1: It will kill you.
Speaker 2: It's not good, No, it will kill you. It's probably delicious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like ranch ranch Caesar. That's strange that there's like
Speaker 2: dressing baked into a product.
Speaker 1: I'll take it. And let me say something. They're pizza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Costco pizza does too. Yeah, so good.
Speaker 2: Since you were a kid, you just said you have
Speaker 2: never been there.
Speaker 1: No, I've always been to a Costco. But I said,
Speaker 1: I now that I'm a card carrit Did you get in?
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. How'd you get in? How did I
Speaker 1: get in? Back then to the club, Oh, my mom
Speaker 1: has been a member since like the nineties.
Speaker 2: Oh Price Club. Yeah club, we talked about this before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they had tires, but I don't. I think
Speaker 1: I do need new tires. Smell. I was on I
Speaker 1: was driving and I was turning and my car all
Speaker 1: of a sudden swerved and I was on the highway
Speaker 1: and I'm like, the sit it's over for me, And
Speaker 1: I think I need new tires. Was it dry out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a little wet.
Speaker 2: Potholes the whole thing. It was on the Jersey City.
Speaker 2: There's so many potholes there.
Speaker 1: It was on the Parkway.
Speaker 2: So many potholes on the Parkway and Jersey City. And
Speaker 2: there's needles in the potholes.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, Yeah, we all can't live in the
Speaker 1: utopia that is Long Island anyway. Wherever there's there's nope,
Speaker 1: there's nothing going on on Long Island. To Happiness and Harmony,
Speaker 1: back to Costco. I love it. I love the free samples,
Speaker 1: the rotisserie chickens, and yeah, I just have to say
Speaker 1: it's it's got everything I need everything.
Speaker 2: Well, Cooper goes there and the thing is they sample
Speaker 2: the chips and different sauce or whatever. She doesn't want
Speaker 2: to dip or the sauce. She just wants the chip.
Speaker 2: And sometimes they're reluctant because they're not sampling the chips,
Speaker 2: they're sampling the dip, you know. And and she gets
Speaker 2: away with it because she's cute. You know, She's gonna
Speaker 2: be like thirty with you at Costco and she's gonna
Speaker 2: be like, I.
Speaker 1: Want the chip, Dad, you know what.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be like, give her that chip.
Speaker 1: I'll be happy because I'll film. You'll be on the
Speaker 1: Walmart the Karens of Walmart or Costco page. That's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm just happy that my thirty year old daughter still
Speaker 2: wants to hang out with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. Kids.
Speaker 2: We're going on a road trip. Very excited where you're going.
Speaker 2: We're going to South Carolina, bluffing.
Speaker 1: What's there? Oh stuff?
Speaker 2: We have friends that live there.
Speaker 1: That cool.
Speaker 2: My friends of mine that grew up on Long Island
Speaker 2: that I went to school with. He was a cop
Speaker 2: in New York City, retired at forty. That's what you
Speaker 2: do in and out maybe that's wonderful, you know, and
Speaker 2: not forty Maybe it was forty two three for five.
Speaker 2: Whatever the age is, I don't know.
Speaker 1: There was an age where the person retired.
Speaker 2: That's so great though, It's like he did it right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look at me.
Speaker 2: I'm almost fifty and I can't even pay my mortgage.
Speaker 1: He retired.
Speaker 2: He's got full pension paying everything. You got another job.
Speaker 1: It's too late, dude.
Speaker 2: Oh I can't even see my ear just went dead.
Speaker 1: It's too late. They don't want me. I can't pass
Speaker 1: those things. May if you could be the nine one
Speaker 1: one phone operator guy, No, I can't. I'm scared of
Speaker 1: a nine one.
Speaker 2: Phone op yet, people screaming bloody murder. I don't know
Speaker 2: things I know. Yeah, too much pressure.
Speaker 1: That would one hundred percent be too much.
Speaker 2: That's too much pressure.
Speaker 1: You would not be good.
Speaker 2: No, No, what's your emergency?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know either, BUYE, hold on click oops.
Speaker 2: That's what I used to do at Western Union. You
Speaker 2: would just drop the calls, well I would. I would
Speaker 2: send it off to someone else might so there would
Speaker 2: be like two or three calls in my queue.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Thank you for calling Western Union this is Scott operator
Speaker 2: D zero too. How can I help you? Yeah, I
Speaker 2: want to get my money transfer to the Tropicana. Hold on, sir,
Speaker 2: I'll be right with you. Transferred to the other center.
Speaker 2: So we got rid of the call and Bridgeton, Missouri
Speaker 2: had to take the call. And I looked like I
Speaker 2: was a superstar and that's why I was supervisor.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're The.
Speaker 1: Way you got promoted was by just pawning your.
Speaker 2: Dumb big call people pretty much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And my Beavis and butt head tie that also did it?
Speaker 1: You know? Was that that wasn't your Iowa time?
Speaker 2: Oh that was yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, working at the call center, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wow, it was great, good times. Man made a
Speaker 2: lot of friends. Guys are really quick. I did it
Speaker 2: was it was less than two months. Wow, yep.
Speaker 1: Just think of where your life would have been now.
Speaker 1: You would have been the kink of Iowa. No.
Speaker 2: I would have been a big executive for Western Union,
Speaker 2: and I would have made sure that they kept up
Speaker 2: with the times. They screwed themselves ordered themselves because they
Speaker 2: didn't get with all the digital e stuff. You know,
Speaker 2: they were still like doing telegrams until like two years ago.
Speaker 1: They didn't get with the digital East stuff. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: I told them, get with the digital East stuff. Like
Speaker 1: the Western Union would have succeeded if they listened, that's right.
Speaker 2: Like if they would have done sent money electronically, apps
Speaker 2: and everything. It isn't everything the digital East stuff. They
Speaker 2: could have been PayPal and ven well, but no, they
Speaker 2: were still sending it with paper. Yeah, you know, big mistake,
Speaker 2: that's right. So they were like the original PayPal in
Speaker 2: a way. Yes, when you had a wire money, that's
Speaker 2: how you did it.
Speaker 1: It was it was that way. Why are you using quotes?
Speaker 2: Well, because you didn't real wire. I mean you have
Speaker 2: to go to a supermarket and pick it up or
Speaker 2: some cash check cashing store, you know, like you would
Speaker 2: send it from. You would go into one place that
Speaker 2: had Western Union and all of a sudden it would
Speaker 2: magically arrive at the other place and they would cash
Speaker 2: it out for you. But the casino ones were cool man.
Speaker 2: They had the check that would print up in the
Speaker 2: casino cage on the dot matrix. I would send them there.
Speaker 1: That was my job.
Speaker 2: I would direct the money to the casino cage.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: At Circus Circus, I had so much fun doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when those big slabs are about to lose their house
Speaker 2: and they needed money from their mom, you know, and
Speaker 2: I would hear I would talk to the casino cage
Speaker 2: manager and I'd hear in the back I would hit
Speaker 2: enter and I would hear yeah, yeah, yeah, because a
Speaker 2: dot matrix was printing the checks, you know. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: was power. I would send checks.
Speaker 1: That was power.
Speaker 2: I would make someone's printer working in Las Vegas and
Speaker 2: Atlantic City, you know, yeah, that was power. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: That was when I was at the top of the kingdom,
Speaker 1: That's right. And then you came back to radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I missed radio. That's why I came back
Speaker 2: the head of Western I probably could have been the CEO,
Speaker 2: and I'm living, you know, i'd be retired now.
Speaker 1: Has Western Union like they still exist?
Speaker 2: Right, they exist? But to what capacity I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I think mostly I believe that they focus on wire
Speaker 2: money transfers to First of all, we weren't allowed to
Speaker 2: call it money transfer because that was American Express. It
Speaker 2: was different, you know, I forget what the whole thing was.
Speaker 2: But anyway, they focus mainly now on international uh money transfers,
Speaker 2: you know, sort of other countries and stuff like that. Wow,
Speaker 2: they're bigger than the Latin countries.
Speaker 1: Oh got it? Okay, Western Union got it? Who knew?
Speaker 1: Who knew? Who knew? And if they only kept up
Speaker 1: with the times.
Speaker 2: I still have my book, my teaching book. What's it called?
Speaker 1: The book? The book? Yeah, quickly, nothing about that surprises
Speaker 1: quick collect it's in my ass. I saved something, shocker
Speaker 1: everything everything. I have my whole box from nineteen ninety
Speaker 1: four to five up in the attic. When you go
Speaker 1: time capsule, Yeah, they're gonna throw all of this out. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, let them enjoy it. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: why did dad keep this? Why did Dad keep that?
Speaker 2: Look, I've told you a thousand times. I can't not
Speaker 2: that I want my parents to pass away, but I
Speaker 2: cannot wait to go.
Speaker 1: Through all their stuff. I can't wait, Like it's a time.
Speaker 2: Their medicine cabin is a time capsule from the eighties.
Speaker 2: I'm so. My mom told me my dad threw a
Speaker 2: bunch of stuff out a couple of weeks ago. I
Speaker 2: was not happy. I just figured it would just be
Speaker 2: there forever for me to.
Speaker 1: Go for the last bottle or they had the tile
Speaker 1: and all before they put the lid on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had that that that blood clotting powder. That can,
Speaker 2: it's a metal can. It was called like BFI or
Speaker 2: something like that. It was a can of like styptic
Speaker 2: powder for when you bleed. I had a little I
Speaker 2: always remember I played with it when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: It had a little blue aluminum cap and it was
Speaker 2: a can of powder.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What did it do?
Speaker 2: It stopped bleeding?
Speaker 1: That sounds like you were definitely gonna give yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some type of was it an embolism when it explodes?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Then they had the little glass bottle
Speaker 2: of mecurochrome I again what it was like, little brown
Speaker 2: orange liquid and a little dropper that you'd put on
Speaker 2: a cut. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like the chemicals that they put on kids. Definitely.
Speaker 1: I mean now we got microplastics, so it's really not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is back in the innocent thing. Yes, when
Speaker 2: you could play with the mercury and the thermometers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, simple the times, that's right. Yeah, who cared play
Speaker 1: in the dirt? Who cares playing the dirt? Kids don't
Speaker 1: play in dirt anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what happens. They don't play in dirt.
Speaker 2: Times have changed, Times have change. Everyone is, you know,
Speaker 2: helicopter parenting. Just go play, you know, take the phones
Speaker 2: away and go play.
Speaker 1: You're not a helicopter parent.
Speaker 2: No, just because I have life three sixty doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: You are, Like the helicopter is of helicopter pairs. I
Speaker 2: don't think so well, once you're in it, you can't
Speaker 2: really see anything else so far up. No, I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean it's important to know where your kids are
Speaker 2: and what they're doing.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You can't just say go play till the street lights
Speaker 2: come on anymore. It doesn't work like that. Plus half
Speaker 2: of them are broken anyway.
Speaker 1: Honestly, the ones in my parents' development, they've been busted
Speaker 1: for the better half of Who's just call the town.
Speaker 1: That's what I do.
Speaker 2: I'm the neighborhood watchdog.
Speaker 1: Do you actually get like a pin for that? A pin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like to wear on my chest?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, But I did call last week because the traffic light.
Speaker 1: Wasn't working properly. Oh what was wrong with it? Well,
Speaker 1: the one by my house.
Speaker 2: It's one of those lights in front of a school,
Speaker 2: so it only changes if somebody presses the button or
Speaker 2: runs over the pad in the street, you know, to
Speaker 2: make it change because it knows there's a car there. Well,
Speaker 2: they were doing construction on the street and they ripped
Speaker 2: up the whole street and when they patched it, they
Speaker 2: didn't fix the little pad, the little sensor, So now
Speaker 2: it thinks there's always a car there because a little
Speaker 2: magnetic thing is broken. So it changes every thirty seconds
Speaker 2: on the main road, and people are pissed. So I
Speaker 2: you know, I called and.
Speaker 1: What did they say? All right, Sarah, we'll get on it.
Speaker 2: I called Nasau County DPW and did they care? And
Speaker 2: she said light shop. That's how she answered the phone.
Speaker 2: She's like, light shop. And I'm like, yeah, just want
Speaker 2: to let you know. They were doing some construction over
Speaker 2: on the road over there, and they must have cut
Speaker 2: into the sensor on the road, and now the light
Speaker 2: changes every thirty seconds. You're like, I get someone to
Speaker 2: take a look at it. I don't think anyone ever
Speaker 2: took a look at it. She's like, there's an open
Speaker 2: construction permit there. I said, okay, I mean, can someone
Speaker 2: fix it?
Speaker 1: Has it been fixed?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's annoying.
Speaker 1: So now you're gonna live with a thirty second life, right,
Speaker 1: by you.
Speaker 2: I leave for work at four fifteen, and it's annoying.
Speaker 2: I want to just blow it, but I know there's
Speaker 2: a cop sitting up at the school.
Speaker 1: They're just waiting. They just wait.
Speaker 2: They got nothing else to do. In that town, nothing happens.
Speaker 2: We don't have needles in our streets. You know, you're right,
Speaker 2: it's the utopia. If we can all live on Long Island.
Speaker 2: There is a place called Utopia, a big old pot store.
Speaker 1: I don't like them. Oh that's the pot store on
Speaker 1: Long Island.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean when I was a kid in high school,
Speaker 2: they had all like the v psychedelic stuff, you know,
Speaker 2: they sold the bowls and the bombs and stuff.
Speaker 1: That was before you could buypot leave. Yeah, you know Utopia.
Speaker 2: That's where all the that's where all the stoners and
Speaker 2: burnouts in high school were going to buy tied ie shirts.
Speaker 1: Something tells me you were lame enough to probably make
Speaker 1: a picket sign. No, we don't what this in our town. Well,
Speaker 1: it was in the next town over, so you know what. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it didn't affect you that.
Speaker 2: It was by the dirty train station. Oh that's sorry
Speaker 2: to hear that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy that you know Utopia is now open
Speaker 1: and now it's like it's a weed store.
Speaker 2: No, because I still don't think there are allowed of
Speaker 2: there's only a certain number of licenses. Let me tell you, man,
Speaker 2: those weed stores they make me insane.
Speaker 1: Well I was traffic. Oh well, because I live in
Speaker 1: a city. Yeah there, I know. There's no where to
Speaker 1: park by you. Yeah, so there's just a street. But
Speaker 1: it makes me angry because they've converted so many of
Speaker 1: them to stories. And I'm all fine for legalization, do
Speaker 1: you no way, I'm not go on, Okay, Grandpa will
Speaker 1: take get back to the home soon. Anyway, I'm fine
Speaker 1: with it. I just don't like how many permits they've
Speaker 1: given out. In Jersey City, the whole main strip used
Speaker 1: to have restaurants and bars and all these little shops
Speaker 1: and now they just keep getting changed into smoke shops
Speaker 1: and wheat shops. And it stinks. Well no again, because
Speaker 1: it's it's inside.
Speaker 2: No dirty pot smokers out in the street. They don't care.
Speaker 2: But stinks.
Speaker 1: But but but you don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you just walk down the street and it's like, really, really, dude,
Speaker 2: two in the afternoon, you must be high, please, Losers
Speaker 2: A bunch of losers.
Speaker 1: That's why I go home and I sit in my
Speaker 1: underwear and watch the jefferson That's what a cool god is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're lame. You're lame's smoking your doobie and dooby. I'm
Speaker 1: walking down the street. If you were cool like me,
Speaker 1: you'd live in your house and you're sitting naked watching
Speaker 1: the Jeffersons. Okay, and do laundry for your key.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's what that's what a respectable parent does.
Speaker 1: Respectable. Yeah, yeah you would one day you might.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll ever have kids. I would love
Speaker 1: to have children.
Speaker 2: I think you'd be a great dad. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: think it'll ever happen.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that if I had kids and
Speaker 1: they were being like little brats, I'd probably be like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean everyone's parenting is different.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think i'd helicopter parent.
Speaker 2: There on your eye, little growth. Huh, No, you better
Speaker 2: go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: It's yeah. If I was you, I would be checked
Speaker 1: into the er. Infectious diseases, everything. I so obviously, as
Speaker 1: we all know, I have a patent Propecia alopecia. Propecia
Speaker 1: is different. I do what is the propecia? Just for
Speaker 1: this lush hair? Okay, anyway, back to my story. I'm
Speaker 1: starting to get patches on my arms, all patches where
Speaker 1: there's no hair growing out of it. So I'm worried
Speaker 1: that I'm going to start going hairless cat all over
Speaker 1: the place. Can you imagine if I just went completely bald?
Speaker 2: I mean, it wouldn't be abnomed. I mean, we're used
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like where no hair even grew anymore, Like
Speaker 1: I had like an egghead but still shiny, but still
Speaker 1: had a beard. No, I pray take this, take all
Speaker 1: of the facial hair. Just not this. I love my
Speaker 1: hair too much.
Speaker 2: Hey, let's take another quick break and we'll be back
Speaker 2: right after this.
Speaker 1: Okay, bye, and here we are back? Yeah, back. I
Speaker 1: don't you know what.
Speaker 2: I don't really like saying that we'll be back because
Speaker 2: we didn't go anywhere, you did, you know? We're just
Speaker 2: sitting right here. Yeah we were, we were, We're not.
Speaker 2: We're not back anyway. Hair else is going on nothing.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's it. We're gonna take our little road
Speaker 2: trip and you're going nowhere. No really not going to
Speaker 2: Japan or something.
Speaker 1: Now, the second half of my year is tons of travel.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go to London, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: to Greece for I'm going to go to Japan again
Speaker 1: in October. So I'm busy the second half. But I
Speaker 1: got to save my money.
Speaker 2: Now, you know, I have a question. So my girlfriend
Speaker 2: has to take a work trip. Yeah, and she asked
Speaker 2: me if I wanted to go. Okay, it's Guam, Like,
Speaker 2: is that is it?
Speaker 1: Is it like beaches and stuff? Why is the US column?
Speaker 1: I know it is.
Speaker 2: Everyone says that to me. I'm well aware. I have
Speaker 2: the quarter. I know, but I mean, like I have it.
Speaker 1: I know it's a quarter. But do people go on
Speaker 1: vacation to Guam. No, I've always wanted to go to
Speaker 1: Guam to be honest with you, So you should really.
Speaker 2: Are the resorts? I mean, yeah, you get the all
Speaker 2: inclusive plan. I mean, is there a beach?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's in the Pacific Islands. It's like over there, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like it's far I think, really yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's like at least eight hours away.
Speaker 2: Don't need a passport.
Speaker 1: I know that. Yeah, you must love that.
Speaker 2: But but I have my I have my real ID,
Speaker 2: so I'm good.
Speaker 1: I can travel. Can I see the real ID? Sure?
Speaker 1: I won't put it on the cameras.
Speaker 2: There's different levels though I got the highest level you
Speaker 2: could with the flag on it. You can get the
Speaker 2: one with just the star where you can get to
Speaker 2: like the high high one, this one.
Speaker 1: How did you get that? I paid more?
Speaker 2: Why did you pay more for the flag? Because this
Speaker 2: means that you could travel by land to Canada and
Speaker 2: Mexico without passport.
Speaker 1: So you just pay for it and they just let
Speaker 1: you do that.
Speaker 2: It's like an other forty bucks or something like that.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: Wow? Plus me to go, I'm nineteen hours shut up
Speaker 1: from here. Yeah, I'm not doing that. It's I think
Speaker 1: it's I'm telling you, it's far. It's like in the
Speaker 1: Pacific Islands, huh, which is not easy to get to,
Speaker 1: Like you have to fly to get to New Zealands.
Speaker 1: You fly over that area in Hawaii too.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, I don't know. I want to think about that. Plus,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know when I could go. Who
Speaker 2: has time?
Speaker 1: Kids? That's right? Everything?
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, when you have children, it's a responsibility, man,
Speaker 2: Everything god. I wish you would just learn one day,
Speaker 2: you know, I became a godparent with a third god kid. Okay,
Speaker 2: but you don't do anything with them, three of them.
Speaker 2: You could still leave the house and you don't have
Speaker 2: to worry about them.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry.
Speaker 2: You can go forth. You have no idea, you don't,
Speaker 2: you have no You could go away for a month
Speaker 2: and not worry about your god.
Speaker 1: Kids, god kids. Yeah, everything all right, man, father.
Speaker 2: First, Yeah, life, Yeah, everyone everyone should think that way.
Speaker 2: That has children, Yeah, Chile, kids come for But just
Speaker 2: I do nothing for me.
Speaker 1: It's all for the kids. I don't know why. It's
Speaker 1: just I want to play video games by Monadol rape
Speaker 1: because she goes it's you, it's you. It's all for you.
Speaker 1: Everything I do, it's true.
Speaker 2: I wish.
Speaker 1: To overlay that music over you talking dude, what do
Speaker 1: I do for me? I'm were in sweathress from nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety nine.
Speaker 2: I do nothing for me?
Speaker 1: Why go to an ol? I don't. It's all for
Speaker 1: the kids. But you should do something for yourself. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't afford me, you can't afford you. You should
Speaker 1: put yourself because then it trickles down.
Speaker 2: Maybe if we do a few more ball chats than
Speaker 2: I can make money to buy a sweatshirt from twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five.
Speaker 1: I pray and Jesus is a name, amen, Hollylujah. I
Speaker 1: don't think he works for me. Jesus, No, Jesus but God.
Speaker 2: But Jesus loves everyone, doesn't he. Yeah, okay, always coming
Speaker 2: back soon, right, yeah, Easter, Yeah, welcome home. Oh but
Speaker 2: then he's gone again. Yeah, he resurrects, he comes back,
Speaker 2: and he goes again. I don't understand it all.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I feel like he dies, it comes back,
Speaker 1: he dies, he comes back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just every year he dies and comes back.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't die and come back every year. It's
Speaker 1: like we don't as like as Christians, we weren't taught
Speaker 1: to believe that. Like, oh, Jesus is going to the
Speaker 1: rock again. He's gonna go for his three day nap
Speaker 1: and then he comes back out. But he always comes back. Yes,
Speaker 1: you just can't get rid of him. No, he but no,
Speaker 1: he's ascended. I don't know what that means. That means
Speaker 1: that like he died and then he was resurrected and
Speaker 1: now he like is but he's resurrected. Every year he's resurrected. Period.
Speaker 1: When you don't get resurrected twenty different times, when do
Speaker 1: you eat him? That's the usterist that's different that Palm Sunday. No,
Speaker 1: you always why the communion have the body and blood
Speaker 1: of Christ? Is that why they have the palms of chop?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: No, you're just confusing so many things. The body and
Speaker 1: blood of Christ, that's Jesus's body and blood. So that's
Speaker 1: just a communion. That's wine and crackers in so many
Speaker 1: simple terms. Yes, okay, that's the Eucharist, right. But Easter
Speaker 1: is when you celebrate him coming back to life.
Speaker 2: But not physically, just like spiritually back. No, he came back,
Speaker 2: but he's not but the Christians and Catholics and all
Speaker 2: the other people. So you're celebrating him coming back then,
Speaker 2: not now. He doesn't come back. Every year you're saying, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Don't believe that. Every year it's like, oh Jesus, what
Speaker 1: didn't come back?
Speaker 2: Oh, So you're celebrating his coming back up million years ago.
Speaker 1: Just the act of him coming back, resurrecting is what
Speaker 1: you celebrate. Because I have one friend that every Easter
Speaker 1: Sunday will send me the thing he has risen, yes,
Speaker 1: because he rose on that day, but not on that
Speaker 1: Sunday he wrote back then, back then, okay, but not
Speaker 1: this coming Sunday. Not once a year. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Jesus is back, Say hi, because I always right back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've risen too, you know, because I just woke up.
Speaker 1: That would be like celebrating like Jesus' birthday on the
Speaker 1: twenty to do.
Speaker 2: That's Christmas, yes, but it's like we don't have the
Speaker 2: birthday Jesus.
Speaker 1: He's not just burn born burn, He's not just burn eternally.
Speaker 2: What's a sentsion Thursday? Because we always had that off
Speaker 2: in questions? Now I can help that's Jesus. Also, it's
Speaker 2: very They don't have it anymore though, don't They don't
Speaker 2: get off of school for that anymore? Oh, we always had.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was. Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like administrative day or something, but
Speaker 2: it was a sension.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know that one.
Speaker 2: That's a Jesus thing, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I don't know what the details are.
Speaker 2: There's so many other holidays now that the lesser holidays
Speaker 2: have to go away. They just don't have room for
Speaker 2: them anymore. Yeah, they still need the one hundred and
Speaker 2: eighty days of you know, instruction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so scam. Everything's a scam. Maybe they could homeschool. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have time for that. I gotta work kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I will say. There's this one influencer I found on
Speaker 1: the Instagram and she's like, watch me as I take
Speaker 1: my kids for recess at Disney World. No recess from school. No,
Speaker 1: she homeschools and that's their recess. Yeah. She's like, we
Speaker 1: do recess at the most happy place on earth, and
Speaker 1: my kids will grow up with these memories. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: they're also going to grow up without any basic education
Speaker 1: because you're taking them out for half the day to
Speaker 1: take them to Disney World. How does that work?
Speaker 2: Though you can homeschool, is there like a program you
Speaker 2: have to follow? You just do what you want to
Speaker 2: teach them whatever you want. How does that count?
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Do colleges recognize that they do? They do, yes, But
Speaker 2: the problem is, well, like that Phoenix Online one, I mean, no,
Speaker 2: you can real schools, Yes.
Speaker 1: Real schools, because there is a curriculum that you are
Speaker 1: supposed to be teaching your kids. But again, it's different
Speaker 1: no matter where you go, how do you prove it?
Speaker 2: It's absences and tartis like that has to count.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I was homeschooled, I would. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I could ever be absent. It just feels
Speaker 1: like you get perfect attendance every semester.
Speaker 2: I also feel like you're just a little off too.
Speaker 2: Sorry if I'm offending anybody.
Speaker 1: But homeschooling, I don't think I personally would ever want
Speaker 1: to put my child into that, but I respect parents
Speaker 1: that do. I think the same. It's not always sometimes,
Speaker 1: it's just like again, there's many different reasons for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the public schools are garbage. Well, I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: such a boomer mentality.
Speaker 2: Just move you.
Speaker 1: You can't afford your way of life. It's because you're drinking,
Speaker 1: drinking too much Starbucks and eating avocado toes.
Speaker 2: That's smoking weed at two pm.
Speaker 1: Go to Iowa. Yeah, okay, let me go live in
Speaker 1: the fields of Iowa. I would. I'm sure you would.
Speaker 1: Such a farmer. In a later episode, folks.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to go a visit.
Speaker 1: I'm sure again.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Iowa State Fair this summer.
Speaker 1: Everything. Wow, such a country summer for you, bro, I
Speaker 1: want it to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to ride around the back of a
Speaker 2: pickup truck with a Miller light Okay, yep.
Speaker 1: And then when the minute it hits a potley.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I was feeling a little country yesterday I
Speaker 2: bought a twelve pack of Miller Light. I've never bought
Speaker 2: Miller light in my life. Why did you buy Miller?
Speaker 1: I just was feeling country. Yeah, so you're gonna drink
Speaker 1: it eventually. It's in my refrigerator. You know what that's
Speaker 1: gonna happen? What that's oh? Grow? What from beer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you think? The term beer belly is from light?
Speaker 1: But if you drink twelve of them?
Speaker 2: I dude, if I drink one beer a week, it's
Speaker 2: a lot to sa that's right.
Speaker 1: So now you're just gonna start drinking beer once a
Speaker 1: week to fit into this country aesthetic that you are
Speaker 1: so craving to be into. Why, it's very confusing.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get a pickup truck. You got to
Speaker 2: think of the kids first, That's true. There's no room
Speaker 2: in there for them, no room for the key.
Speaker 1: What's gonna happen when you're getting all that Long Island.
Speaker 1: I don't know crops to take back to your house. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They have lots of farms along island. Still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're a farmer, right, you can go. It's
Speaker 2: very expensive though, okay, taxes everything. You go out east
Speaker 2: and there's tons of farms out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I grew up on a farm.
Speaker 2: Actually, to be honest with you, I did this no episode,
Speaker 2: now that I think about it. I grew up on
Speaker 2: a potato farm.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: The roth Camps. They were farming right behind my house.
Speaker 2: My whole childhood. We talked about this, so the potato
Speaker 2: bugs and everything. The roth Camps had a farm, Yes,
Speaker 2: but we grew up on it. No, no, no, I
Speaker 2: just opened my claim that you grew up on a farm.
Speaker 1: I did. Neighbors had the farm.
Speaker 2: I walked out of my backyard and the farm was there.
Speaker 2: They were like, you could have the.
Speaker 1: Potato farm was present. You were not present on the farm.
Speaker 2: They told us we could have the potatoes that the
Speaker 2: truck missed and we would go and pick them out.
Speaker 1: So we fire grew up on a farm. I farmed.
Speaker 1: I grew up on a farm. I picked them out
Speaker 1: of the ground. There was a farm next to my parents' house.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I grew up on the farm. I guess
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 1: You're insane. No, you did not grow up on a farm.
Speaker 1: I did. Your neighbors grew up on it.
Speaker 2: House on every house on my block grew up behind
Speaker 2: this farm, grew up. It was a collective farming. We
Speaker 2: all hung out on the farm. We did bonfires, everything.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you get so frustrated with me,
Speaker 2: because you're being obtuse. That's a triangle, right, I.
Speaker 1: Don't it is you're it's you didn't grow up on
Speaker 1: a farm.
Speaker 2: I grew up a Jason to it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. But literally I stepped out my back door
Speaker 1: and that was the farm. So I grew up on it.
Speaker 1: But the roth Camps owned the farm.
Speaker 2: I think they still have working farms.
Speaker 1: You did not own the farm, therefore, you did not
Speaker 1: grow up on a farm. They told me I could
Speaker 1: pick potatoes, so I did. Cool. Guess what. We used
Speaker 1: to steal corn from the backyard all the time.
Speaker 2: Well, you're a thief. They told me I could take it.
Speaker 1: Told me I could take these potatoes all the time. Everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dirt was great back then. It was rich
Speaker 2: and full of nutrients. Now it's not. It's clay and
Speaker 2: garbage hit that soil.
Speaker 4: It's really changed over the ears. Back then, it used
Speaker 4: to be a real thick clay constigency. That was wrong
Speaker 4: with lead lace. These keen they don't got the rest
Speaker 4: oil mac min day. When I grew up on that
Speaker 4: potato farm, it were different, that's right, mare and different.
Speaker 1: Do Long Island potatoes were all the rage now all
Speaker 1: the rage. Yep, they used to speak from coast to coast.
Speaker 1: There was Long Island potatoes. That's right.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Idaho back then. It was Long Island.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, great owl, that owl, that's my nodule.
Speaker 2: Stop hitting it.
Speaker 1: We gotta go. Why it's been thirty eight minutes. We
Speaker 1: gotta go.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, Well, hey, this has been fun. We
Speaker 2: talked about absolutely nothing and.
Speaker 1: Everything at the same time exactly.
Speaker 2: So uh check us out for an all new Serial
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Speaker 2: I imagine if you had kids, you would not be
Speaker 2: able to schedule videos never ever. I would just be
Speaker 2: so busy I couldn't even buy a sweatshirt. Because all
Speaker 2: my blood, sweat and tears go into those keys. Finally
Speaker 2: you've realized it. Good job. All right, we'll be back
Speaker 2: I don't know Monday with a serial Killers bull chat.
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Speaker 1: Yay.
Speaker 2: I need to buy a sweatshirt, so we gotta do
Speaker 2: another one soon, right, and uh, until we.
Speaker 1: See you again?
Speaker 3: You know.
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Speaker 1: until we see you against a clink Andrew clink. Wow,
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Speaker 2: Oh I still have this? You thought I threw it away?
Speaker 1: You never filled in the eye. Oh wait you did? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't, Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: What is this thing?
Speaker 1: This is a Daruma doll from Japan.
Speaker 2: What happens if I smashed it with a hammer.
Speaker 1: Uh, have fun.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. I got a Buddha drink one time
Speaker 2: from a red lobster or something. Oh no, it was
Speaker 2: from like a habachi joint. What's it, Benny Hannah. They
Speaker 2: gave me a drink in a ceramic Buddha and it broke,
Speaker 2: and like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's why the soil has been in my head ever since.
Speaker 1: That's right,