WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Scott Grew Up on a Potato Farm 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:09.120 Hello, Andy, is that recording? Yes? Cool? 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:18.599 Let me tell you it's been quite some time since 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:19.200 we played that. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:22.680 Quite some time, right, so busy? Yeah, I mean we 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:24.840 haven't had time for this. No, I've had time. Oh no, 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.319 you have. I've asked you on. Hold on, we're gonna pause. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.000 We're gonna don't do it. Let's let's hold hands. Hold hands. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:33.000 We are not going to argue about. We are reaching 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:33.800 a peaceful results. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.080 This feels weird. Great, what can we talk about today? 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:36.400 Andrew? This? 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.839 So we have so much to cover. Okay, I have 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:44.479 something i'd like to gus. So I heard that you're 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.040 having a big birthday party. Yeah, so I think it's 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.400 pretty cool because you invite people to your birthday party, 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:52.200 but then they have to pay. That's what I heard. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:55.080 Yeah, really, it's one hundred dollars. No, that's not a 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:57.040 that you get your ticket and you get two drinks 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.400 and you get all your food included. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.440 No, it's a show. Why am I paying for you 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.040 to come? I mean, I'm gonna have a birthday party 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.960 for my daughter in my backyard. If I charge kids 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:05.959 at the door, that's trouble. 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:07.800 You can't do that. You basically are if you're saying 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:10.280 bring gifts. I'm not hosting it at my house. I'm 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:11.360 hosting it at medieval time. 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.720 I'm not saying bring gifts. I'm saying, okay, even if 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.080 I had it at the ground round, I mean, I'm 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:16.560 still not charging the kids. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:19.840 Okay, those are kids. We're all adults. And why am 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.600 I paying for you? Well, because it's a party. Everybody 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:23.160 wants to go. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.959 Here's an invite to my party. But you must pay. Yes, 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.880 you don't get invited to a wedding and must pay. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:32.039 Uh yeah, no, yeah, you do by the time you 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.520 are done paying for the gift, and then you got 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.320 it half the times it's an overnighter, and then you 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:37.560 got to pay for the hotel room, and then you 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:38.800 gotta pay for this and pay for that. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.000 Unfortunately, I can't go to your party, but I do 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.120 wish you a happy fortieth. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:43.639 Thank you so much. You're welcome. 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:49.160 It's thirty four, but you're close April. Oh wait, oh no, 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:50.320 it's not for a week or two. 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.080 Yeah. 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:52.520 I just had a Max Headroom moment. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:56.280 Now. Oh he's the scary man. I don't like Max Headroom. 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.680 He's very scary, scary. The people took over the TV 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:02.440 station in the eighties. They used his face. How did 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.600 you know that? Because you weren't even born. I know. 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:07.200 I'm just into weird lost media like and he was 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:09.760 the He was he coke or pepsi? No idea, but 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:15.399 he's scary and I don't like him, and I don't understand. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.799 I think he was pepsi. Now it's going to make 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:16.320 me nuts. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.280 Okay, we'll google it. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.839 Yeah, you could talk about something else. 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:22.200 I don't think it's rude to charge for a ticket 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.280 and a show you're going to see a show that's 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:27.680 that would be dumb for me to pay all this 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:29.960 money for what. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:31.640 I guess I understand that now, Well, you could have 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.200 rented the place out. I don't know coke. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.839 Do you know how many seats it was coke medieval times? Yeah? 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:37.400 Just rent the whole place. Oh yeah, just rent the 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.359 whole place. Yeah. I don't have that money. I just 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:40.720 throw a big party. Yeah, but you have a million 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:43.640 dollar friends do uh? Okay, but they're not renting it 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:43.960 for me. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.000 Actually, I would love to go, actually, but I cannot. 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:48.720 I'm not available that weekend. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.400 Unfortunately, You've said this four times now, so let me stop. 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:54.080 What Scott Why can't you come to my party? 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:55.040 I'm not available? 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:56.919 Why are you not available? That's all. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:00.000 I don't have to I don't have to divulge you 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.640 or girl with a casting so hard right now? 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:06.920 No, don't ask I'm fine. My arm just you know, 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:09.880 I heard it, but I'm fine. Don't ask me questions 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.080 that hospital bracelet. You want to take a picture again. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.320 You regret this now, remember when you did that the 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:16.680 first time? 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.560 Speaking of I'm either having a heart attack or cancer 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:19.520 or something in my arm. 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.280 I'm a heart attack, cancer or something. That's right. 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.800 Okay, my arm has been hurting for almost a full month. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.560 Do you ever think that maybe it's just growing pains? 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.040 No, see, you're just getting I wasn't a fan of 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.679 that show. I watched it and I didn't love it 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:34.800 all right anyway, So I woke up one morning and 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.200 I just thought I slept wrong on my arm. But 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:41.680 then it never went away. Okay, So I in my head, droom, 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:47.400 so many things are going on. It could be a 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.040 myriad of things. You're fine, but I had a physical 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:51.800 last week and he's like, I don't know. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:55.680 It could be a rotator cuff. Whoever you're seeing for 0:03:55.760 --> 0:04:01.120 your medical ailments needs to get disbarred immediately. Why because 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:04.520 everything that you have, it's not just oh yeah you 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:06.680 have a cough. You might have a science of infection. No, 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:10.000 you have strepped to cockle pneumonia. You're definitely on your deathbed. 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.200 But it's got to be something. It's not just it's 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.720 just not do you stretch. No, it's that. 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:18.160 You've tried no stretching. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.080 I feel like there's a nodule right here, okay, and 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:26.640 not feel that's when the cancer starts. You feel it 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.040 right here? I don't. Now you're just you want you 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:31.440 want it to flex? No, no, no, I want you to 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:35.920 feel that I see. I'm telling you there's a problem. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.520 I need to scan or something. 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:42.200 That's me the person that diagnosed you with a nodule. Burn, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:46.600 I did it? Okay, well burn stop. You don't have 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.039 any problems stretch stretching? 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:49.800 Does it make your arm? 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:54.719 Not hurt? It sound like I'm working out it hurts? 0:04:55.080 --> 0:05:00.640 Just do it? Arm over it like this? Okay, stretch. 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:05.640 I can't stretch. I can't do that arm. I touch 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.600 my toes either. I can't either. Arm this way. Take 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.560 this arm yeah underneath to you too, and then go 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:15.479 like this I am like, it preps great, it hurts, okay, 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.760 but that's how it's supposed to be. Because you have 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.000 an issue, you need to stretch. 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.800 No, okay, I'm running another five k. I'm not stretching. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.440 I just go. I'm telling you from now you need 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.680 to stretch because that's how I had my it band 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:29.560 issues and it wrecked me. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:31.280 What does that mean? What's Oh, that's a thing. 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:32.000 It's like a little gum. 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:33.960 No, but I don't want to hear it. Hear it 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.120 like I don't want to hear. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.440 It, and you it'll get it's just not good. Cool. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.080 So you have to stretch, okay, even if you just 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.359 do like a quick little one too. Just start. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.160 I do twenty five jumping jacks naked in front of 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.279 the mirror before that. Take a shower every night? Is 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:46.680 that good? 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:48.760 What? 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.479 I turn the shower on it take It takes twenty 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.760 five jumping jacks to heat up. So that's what I 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:54.360 do every night. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:57.800 Why did I need to know that? You said I 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:04.239 need to stretch. That's stretching. Are you good? What? Yes? 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:06.600 I Then when I get out, I spank my ass. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.839 I don't know why, but I do. I put the 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:13.000 towel on, Like, yeah, I don't know why, It's just 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:13.640 something I do. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.919 Anyways, So much for coming to another pole chat everybody. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:20.560 Yeah, this is why we don't have them go check 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.760 into therapy. We don't have them that frequently. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:27.600 From the visual of naked jump jacking jump and then 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.720 spanking your butt afterwards. 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.000 I don't know why I do that. Is it like 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:34.599 a pretty much? I guess, yeah, but I do with 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:38.080 the towel on. It's not like a weird naked thing. No, 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.440 it's weird to get out of the shower. I'm not 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:41.680 the only way that gets out of the shower and 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:46.520 a towel and spanks the ass. Okay, maybe she doesn't question. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:52.039 Yeah, it'll take two seconds, I promise. Oh no, she 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.240 fall careful to entry. 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:56.240 Get a knock. Cereals over. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:59.880 It'll take two seconds. No, you're good. Come to the microphone, 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.680 should I ask her? Oh, do you know how Scott stretches? 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.040 No, but I know his body is really tight. 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:08.520 He can't touch his toy. That's tight. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.600 Okay, no, not in that way, babes. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.760 Oh, but listen to this Scott. Tell her you're stretching routine. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:16.560 I do twenty five jumping Jack's naked before I get 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:17.000 in the shower. 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:17.960 That is disgusting. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.480 Why somebody must like it? 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:24.200 He just gave me the most disgusting visual in my mind. 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:25.160 I'm not scary, dude. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.920 And first of all, okay, you talk a lot of 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:31.160 shit about scary, but babes what she might have to 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:32.080 get on a diet too. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:33.640 I'm ready for it. Help me. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.040 We're going to work out together. 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.080 Okay, that's the whole thing I'm in there with. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.520 You look at this gut stop. 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.120 Then you can hear what happens when he gets out 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:41.600 of the shower. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.360 What I put my towel on, I look in the mirror, 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:44.080 and I spank my ass. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:44.920 Oh yes, yes? 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:45.720 Or no. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.840 He spanks his ass all the time. He'll walk past 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:50.920 me to go make a coffee and he just you 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.280 just hear this. Once he opens the door, he does that. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:55.280 That's just subliminal. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.480 I don't do it all yours doesn't sound like that, 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:01.120 but you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, you gotta stop. Okay, 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:02.720 you do jumping jacks naked? 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.600 Yes, it takes discuss It takes twenty five jumping jacks 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.400 to heat the water open. I turn it on, I 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:08.960 do twenty five jumping jacks. Then I get in. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:13.240 That's not a stretch, and I like stretch. You're winded 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.320 after twenty five jumping jacks. I guarantee you Scary could 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:17.360 do twenty five jacks. 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:18.360 I go one hundred right now? 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:20.640 Yeah, you could do it jumping. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.600 Yeah, absolutely without being winded. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.560 Without being winded. I'll sit down and talk just like this. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:24.920 Let's go. 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:26.160 Ye, but no one wants to hear this. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:26.760 Yes they do. 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:28.560 All right, Well you're gonna have to keep talking while 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.960 I do it. Okay, so you better find everyone on CA. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.000 I can't say. I have to go. 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:34.520 I go, okay, hey everyone. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:36.880 Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah, we're doing recording here. 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:41.040 Okay, so Scott's gonna be doing one hundred jumping jacks. Four. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.679 How are you feeling? I feel great? Six? Okay, this 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:49.559 is wild stupid. So you're trying to stop. Yeah, you 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:52.280 can't stop. You said you could do it without being winded. Fifteen, 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.680 So just give me the visual. Oh, Scary is watching 0:08:56.440 --> 0:09:00.520 twenty So my question is this, when you're doing this, 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.280 it's twenty five, you do twenty five and then you 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.240 jump in the shower, yes, and then thirty does it 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:11.079 like amp you up? For the shower. No, it doesn't. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:15.920 Thirty five. No, the inhales and exhales are getting a 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:19.120 little deeper. Well, I mean, come on, I'm exercising, but 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:22.480 you said you could do without getting winded. I can. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.840 You're sounding a little winded, Bud. Fifty, so I can 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:31.319 do it. I'm just stop you just no, no, no, 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.160 I'm good, diamond. He stopped at fifty. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.280 I could do totally do fifty more. It's just nobody 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:36.960 wants to hear a seat. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:38.599 No, nobody. Nobody wants to see that. 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:41.360 So, Plus, my shoes are untied, that's it. My ankles 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.839 are hurting. Yeah, no, no, yeah, I don't need to 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:45.560 injure myself. I got a long drive coming up. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.760 Yeah no, I need myself. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:51.560 Oh my god, I'm gonna throw off. 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:51.920 I think. 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.400 Are you I need water? 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.440 You're He said you want to get winded. I'm not winded. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:03.440 You are winded. 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.240 I mean, and everybody's heart rate goes up a little 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:06.040 bit when you're exercise. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.480 Yeah it does. So he said you'd sit right back 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.160 down and start talking like nothing happened. I am nothing happened, Yeah, 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:15.959 nothing happened. I was good man. Anyway, it's new. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.280 Nothing do not cool. It was to have more compass here. Yeah, 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:20.679 I love that book. 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:24.880 Oh you've been reading the whole thing, sixty five chapters. Wow, 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:26.000 I mean I listened to it. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.679 But still you're an audible guy for I mean, it 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:30.480 was it's in his I like books when it's in 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:31.960 the persons, the author's voice. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:32.680 Oh that's fun. 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.160 And it was in and he read it, and I 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.400 thought it was really cool. The only you know, the 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.480 only thing is I like to also flip through the 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:38.560 books so I could see the pictures. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.839 Yeah, I like picture pictures. There are Yeah, and it 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:43.679 relates to each one of the chapters. Look what he 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:46.320 wrote it. Look wait, look what he wrote in the front. 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.439 Look at he wrote I saw I got you the 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:50.079 book signed. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:51.040 I know. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.400 You're so winded I can't look. Look what he wrote 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:59.240 to Scott my best friend. Yeah, mm hmm, you're my 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.559 best friend. I'm supposed you didn't like put this in 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.079 a case, don't damage it. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:06.120 I'm not put I did that knife, but I highly 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:08.400 recommend it. Iron height one A two mark oppas. You know, 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.960 if you're gen X Brolink on Everything soundtrack of your 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:12.720 Adult Life. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:15.400 Soundtrack, you know everything, bro? Yeah you wouldn't get it. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.560 You wouldn't. You didn't have skateboard either, did I? I didn't. 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.679 It was that to la, Oh you weren't. Do you 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:23.280 want to just let's do a quick breath together. 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:27.600 Ready, No, I'm fine. I could use a drink, though. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.200 Do you want me to go get you a bottle 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.360 of water? Yeah, that's fine. We have bottles of water. 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.959 I keep them hidden. No, no, I don't drink water. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.640 Oh yeah, I forgot your dumb more of a tea guy. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.600 I haven't been drinking that much on sweetened iced tea lately. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.640 I I drink hint. I like hint. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:43.400 That's my favorite. Wish they would sponsor bull. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.720 Chat that'd be nice. Hint water. I love hint. 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:49.720 You know what I like? It's Secret one. It's pineapple coconut. Yeah, 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:52.520 they got these mashups. They get vitamin one now. Also, 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.480 they're not paying for this, but they got vitamin hint. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:56.920 Vitamin hint. Yeah. I like the mandar An orange one. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:58.920 It's good and has vitamins. Yep. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.839 I get all my vitamins. As you know. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:06.520 Everything you say is just wrong. Why it's just I'm 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:11.120 not I can't entertain it. I can't I can't otherwise 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:13.200 they go crazy. Should we take a break? Sure? 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:14.520 All right, we'll be right back after this. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:24.400 And we're back. What's up, pal Me? My calfs are tight, man, Yeah, 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.360 I feel them. Well, maybe you should be doing more 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:28.200 than twenty five jumping jacks before you get in the shower. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:31.360 I just did fifty. Well, no, because that's wasting water. Okay, 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.920 it takes twenty five to heat up. Okay, twenty five 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:35.839 to heat up. Yeah, even though I got that big 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.040 mega water heater downstairs. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:38.480 It doesn't work. 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:40.440 It does. It holds more hot water, but it takes 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:42.720 still takes a while to heat out, especially on cold days. 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:44.880 It takes longer for it to heat up on cold days. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:45.320 It's weird. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:45.800 Yeah. 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.160 I ever noticed that when it's really cold out, the 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:51.640 cold water's really cold, like it's freezing cold. 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:53.160 You know. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:57.640 Wow, Now it's getting warm though. Yeah, this is so stupid. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:12:59.160 What like it's talking about real stuff? 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:02.480 What do you do talk about Costco? I don't. It's 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.839 like you've never been there before. You as my own 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:07.560 card carrying member. Now that I'm a card carrying member 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:11.439 of Costco, my life is Costco Costco. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.240 So you got Costco. BJ's and Sam's. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:19.600 I don't like Beech's. No, it's and the other one 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:20.880 and what was the other one? 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:22.360 Sam SAMs cub that's a Walmart. 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:22.839 You know. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.640 I like them all. They all have slightly different things. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.439 First of all, you know, I'm not a huge fan 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.200 of the warehouse stores because everyone's like, oh, byball can 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:35.080 save money. No, if you can get good deals at 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:38.000 the supermarket on regular size things, it works out cheaper. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.880 I get everyone's like, oh my god, the toilet paper. No, 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:44.400 it's cheaper at the store when it's on sale, you know, 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:45.240 But go on. 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:45.680 I'm sorry. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:47.400 I want to hear about your experience. I know that 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.719 the chicken bake you're all about it. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.120 I've never had it, and I want to try it. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:51.839 It will kill you. 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:56.040 It's not good, No, it will kill you. It's probably delicious. Yeah, 0:13:56.080 --> 0:14:00.880 it's like ranch ranch Caesar. That's strange that there's like 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.720 dressing baked into a product. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.800 I'll take it. And let me say something. They're pizza. Yeah, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:09.480 I love Costco pizza does too. Yeah, so good. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:10.880 Since you were a kid, you just said you have 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:11.480 never been there. 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.400 No, I've always been to a Costco. But I said, 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:14.959 I now that I'm a card carrit Did you get in? 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.599 I appreciate it. How'd you get in? How did I 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:19.280 get in? Back then to the club, Oh, my mom 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:21.040 has been a member since like the nineties. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.080 Oh Price Club. Yeah club, we talked about this before. 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.360 Yeah, and they had tires, but I don't. I think 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:30.320 I do need new tires. Smell. I was on I 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.920 was driving and I was turning and my car all 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:36.600 of a sudden swerved and I was on the highway 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:38.840 and I'm like, the sit it's over for me, And 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:42.320 I think I need new tires. Was it dry out? Yeah, 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:43.480 it was a little wet. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.080 Potholes the whole thing. It was on the Jersey City. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:47.320 There's so many potholes there. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:48.120 It was on the Parkway. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.080 So many potholes on the Parkway and Jersey City. And 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:52.440 there's needles in the potholes. 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.560 Okay, you know, Yeah, we all can't live in the 0:14:55.840 --> 0:15:00.360 utopia that is Long Island anyway. Wherever there's there's nope, 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:03.880 there's nothing going on on Long Island. To Happiness and Harmony, 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:07.080 back to Costco. I love it. I love the free samples, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:12.440 the rotisserie chickens, and yeah, I just have to say 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.680 it's it's got everything I need everything. 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.680 Well, Cooper goes there and the thing is they sample 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.560 the chips and different sauce or whatever. She doesn't want 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:22.680 to dip or the sauce. She just wants the chip. 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.480 And sometimes they're reluctant because they're not sampling the chips, 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.720 they're sampling the dip, you know. And and she gets 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:32.000 away with it because she's cute. You know, She's gonna 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:34.200 be like thirty with you at Costco and she's gonna 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:34.560 be like, I. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:35.960 Want the chip, Dad, you know what. 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:37.800 We're gonna be like, give her that chip. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.640 I'll be happy because I'll film. You'll be on the 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:44.600 Walmart the Karens of Walmart or Costco page. That's fine. 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:46.400 I'm just happy that my thirty year old daughter still 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:47.120 wants to hang out with me. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:49.440 Yeah, it is. Kids. 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.560 We're going on a road trip. Very excited where you're going. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.160 We're going to South Carolina, bluffing. 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:55.120 What's there? Oh stuff? 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:57.560 We have friends that live there. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:58.120 That cool. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.240 My friends of mine that grew up on Long Island 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.520 that I went to school with. He was a cop 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.560 in New York City, retired at forty. That's what you 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.640 do in and out maybe that's wonderful, you know, and 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.600 not forty Maybe it was forty two three for five. 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:09.720 Whatever the age is, I don't know. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:11.920 There was an age where the person retired. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.880 That's so great though, It's like he did it right. 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:15.920 Yeah. Look at me. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.040 I'm almost fifty and I can't even pay my mortgage. 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:19.880 He retired. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:23.280 He's got full pension paying everything. You got another job. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.320 It's too late, dude. 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.480 Oh I can't even see my ear just went dead. 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:29.680 It's too late. They don't want me. I can't pass 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.120 those things. May if you could be the nine one 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:34.040 one phone operator guy, No, I can't. I'm scared of 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:34.720 a nine one. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.080 Phone op yet, people screaming bloody murder. I don't know 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:39.600