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Speaker 1: Hello, all right, is this David? Yes, this Dave. This

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Speaker 1: is Casey Ryback. I'm calling from EO dot com. You

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Speaker 1: recently made a profile with us? Yes? I did? Okay, Um, gosh.

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Speaker 1: We don't normally call, obviously, but out of our twenty

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Speaker 1: million members around the world, we can't find a match

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Speaker 1: for you. But I don't I don't understand this. But

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Speaker 1: you know, there's twenty nine dimensions of compatibility that we

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Speaker 1: go by, and I don't get it. Somehow you found

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Speaker 1: a thirtieth dimension, like we can't find anybody that you're

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Speaker 1: compatible with. I gotta find that hard to believe. What.

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Speaker 1: I don't quite understand what I thought. I'd just let

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Speaker 1: me help you, Okay on your profile you're dating profile?

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Speaker 1: Is that picture you? Yes? It is? Oh, okay, any

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Speaker 1: chance we can put up a different picture? What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? I'll give you some advice here. Google

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Speaker 1: the term male model and then feel free to use

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Speaker 1: any of those pictures. That will get easy. This is

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Speaker 1: how you conduct business. You call up people and tell

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Speaker 1: your I'm not compatible and I'm ugly Basically, that's not

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Speaker 1: what I said, Dave. I'm trying to help you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you have no matches on our website. Not one match.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be somebody. What's my same interest? And

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Speaker 1: you want to find love? Right, that's what? Yeah? Well

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Speaker 1: how would how would I put someone else's picture and

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Speaker 1: then I meet them and then they, oh, gee, you're

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Speaker 1: not a male model. Let me ask you this, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you think it means when you look at

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Speaker 1: a woman's profile and it says more to love underbody type.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it means she needs to just work out a

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Speaker 1: little bit, that is funny. It means she's really about

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Speaker 1: five two, four hundred fifty pounds. I am not going

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Speaker 1: to be dishonest on my dating profile. Okay. You mentioned

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Speaker 1: your interests. Let's go over those game all right, Trivia

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Speaker 1: nights and reading it. I mean, that's that's what I'm

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Speaker 1: interested in. I mean, Dave, I'm gonna be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: I've had naps more exciting than you. Okay, Rude, I

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Speaker 1: want to be truthful. I'm not going to sit there

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Speaker 1: and lie. I can respect the fact that you want

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Speaker 1: to be honest, but I'm gonna tell you right now

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Speaker 1: it's not going to work for you. So what I'm

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Speaker 1: doing right now is I'm changing your interests. Well, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: do not change my interest One is going to be

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Speaker 1: your into working on your Harley. How does that sound? Uh? Skydiving? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: I didn't authorize you to change anything. I'm also adding

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Speaker 1: at the end, okay, and being an all around badass mother.

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Speaker 1: How do you like that? I'm not a badass mother,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not like gaming. I like reading. I

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Speaker 1: don't work on Harley. That's why. Look, when we're done

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Speaker 1: with your profile, you are going to get so much tail,

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Speaker 1: my friend, it's gonna be ridiculous. I don't just want tail, Dave.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been with many women, have you? That's some girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: all right. I don't normally do this. I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: you out and we're gonna get absolutely faced together. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy you the woman of your dreams. Then

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Speaker 1: you see what we're talking about. I am not into prostitution.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to your manager now. Now what

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Speaker 1: are you laughing at? I want to speak to your

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Speaker 1: manager now. This is very unprofessional, Dave. This is actually

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Speaker 1: jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you

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Speaker 1: your buddy Javier set you up. What Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. Javier said that he was making fun

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Speaker 1: of you for having a dating profile. You, Sir, are

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Speaker 1: an hole on Japier. You are a wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties school,

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Speaker 1: one hundred block six moving. This one's for you, losing

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Speaker 1: me living out a dreams, where a fright, where we

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Speaker 1: should be? If my arms out wide, I opened my eyes.

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Speaker 1: Now us