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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping curious, hormonal teens with

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Speaker 1: the new French Bot four thousand rumba with moving human

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Speaker 1: lips that teaches your nervous teenager proper kissing technique so

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Speaker 1: they don't have to practice making out with their hand

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Speaker 1: like a weirdo. Wait, so they clean, then you make

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Speaker 1: out with it exactly.

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Speaker 2: Know if you think teens are clean, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Be cool, tongue your rumba and impress your prom day.

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Speaker 3: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news.

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Speaker 1: Stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: Those other canodle strudles just don't. This first laser story

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Speaker 3: is out of the UK.

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Speaker 1: Last Friday night, twenty two year old Aaron Punton went

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Speaker 1: out with some friends, got drunk and stumbled on homeesh night.

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Speaker 1: She woke up the next morning to bird sounds, and

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Speaker 1: after opening her eyes she saw a seagull flying around

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Speaker 1: her room.

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Speaker 3: Hey, nobody got tempting.

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Speaker 2: Or she didn't shut the door. Nit with seagulls, they're everywhere.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't sure what was going on until it all

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Speaker 1: started coming back to her. She had scooped up the

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Speaker 1: bird from outside the pub where she'd been drinking, saying

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Speaker 1: it happened without even a thought.

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Speaker 2: I feel like this is one of Alexis's animal loving friends. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you see that he was limp.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, waking up with like six chipmunks in the room.

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Speaker 1: Aaron went on to say, I don't even know why

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Speaker 3: Pick him up.

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Speaker 1: I just took him home and put him in my

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Speaker 1: sitting room with a blanket.

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Speaker 2: Shocked that it's that easy to pick up a seagull,

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 1: After realizing what she had done, she scooped up the

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Speaker 1: seagull again and took him to a local vet, where

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Speaker 1: Aaron was told that it had tested positive for bird for.

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Speaker 4: That's interesting, I would have just shooted out my door

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Speaker 4: with a broom.

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Speaker 2: You did say, shot clip it.

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Speaker 1: The news left Aaron feeling sick, prompting her to disinfect

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Speaker 1: her entire home from top to bottom and even bleaching

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Speaker 1: her windows.

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Speaker 4: Wait, whoa she was sick from bird flu or she

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Speaker 4: was sick at what she had done both?

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Speaker 3: So what does Aaron say now?

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Speaker 1: She actually thinks the bird is a beauty and is

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Speaker 1: hoping to adopt him if he ever gets over his

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Speaker 1: long term sickness.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to get a French from his drunk

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Speaker 3: chick past.

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Speaker 2: Seagulls don't exist.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the veterinary clinic told her she's not allowed to

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Speaker 1: adopt wild birds that she just finds on the ground,

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Speaker 1: whether she's.

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Speaker 3: Drunk or not. Sorry, s, go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 3: Out of movie headquarters.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's trying to go viral with their crazy popcorn buckets lately.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, they're everywhere.

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Speaker 4: I don't really understand why you buy it, like it's

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Speaker 4: a collector's edition and you sit with it in the theater.

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Speaker 3: Wait, this movie only has come out of this I.

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Speaker 2: Understand that, But do you get free refills?

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Speaker 3: I hope? So.

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Speaker 1: Some of the latest one went a step farther though,

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Speaker 1: by setting an actual Guinness World record. Yeah. Marvel Studios

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Speaker 1: recently unveiled it's fantastic four popcorn bucket. It's shaped like

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Speaker 1: the head of the movies villain Galactis, and it's huge.

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Speaker 1: It's a foot and a half wide and close to

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Speaker 1: a foot and a half high.

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Speaker 4: The thing is like where you put the popcorn in

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Speaker 4: is pretty big, but it's like the weird side things.

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Speaker 2: That come out of the evil villain's crown. That make

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Speaker 2: it even bigger. It's a full feater though, Like, where

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Speaker 2: are you putting this? You have to get an extra seat.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing my co host of picture of it.

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Speaker 1: In comparison, it's next to a large popcorn and it

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Speaker 1: completely dwarf sits.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like three of them.

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Speaker 1: You can see the photo up on our Insta stories

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Speaker 1: at Broken Jeffrey. But it holds three hundred and forty

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Speaker 1: one ounces of popcorn, which compared to a large popcorn

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Speaker 1: that only has one hundred and seventy ounces. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: so it's more than double that day.

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Speaker 2: How do you get the butter on the bottom.

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Speaker 3: It takes a long time. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That makes it the world's largest commercially available popcorn bucket.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Oh and did I mention the eyes light up?

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Speaker 2: That's so cool. That is cool, except really annoying in

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Speaker 2: a dark theater.

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Speaker 1: Again, I don't yeah, any guesses on the price.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say thirty five bucks.

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Speaker 3: Oh wet it goes for eighty bucks.

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Speaker 4: Yeh.

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Speaker 1: Per bucket sold out immediately at theaters around the country.

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Speaker 3: Crazy that it sold out.

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Speaker 1: You can still order it at the AMC theater shop,

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Speaker 1: but it won't ship.

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Speaker 3: Until early December. Oh, you probably assemble it like an Ikea.

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Speaker 3: You get it.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's gonna even forget what movie it's from.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: It could be a nice little Christmas gift. No video

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Speaker 1: games for you, billy, But here's one popcorn do you

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Speaker 1: remember to come from six months ago?

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Speaker 2: The popcorn in it, but the.

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Speaker 1: Stories out of snack toopia. Just when you think snack

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Speaker 1: flavors couldn't get any crazier, a brand comes along and says,

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Speaker 1: hold my beer, Yes.

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Speaker 2: What do you got.

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Speaker 1: The name of the chip company is called Rewind, and

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Speaker 1: it's based in the Netherlands, and they're making news because

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Speaker 1: they just released corn chips that taste like nine volt batteries.

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Speaker 3: O wait, batteries.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I just flashed on being a little

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Speaker 4: kid and putting my tongue on the battery.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly what they're going off of. The childhood nostalgia.

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Speaker 1: Of the tiny tingle that comes from licking the tip

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Speaker 1: of a nine volt which was like a weird rite

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Speaker 1: of passage for little kids back in the day.

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Speaker 2: And it wasn't good.

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Speaker 3: We didn't know how bad that was.

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Speaker 2: It was like metal is it bad. I don't know

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Speaker 2: why it's bad battery.

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Speaker 4: It's not like I'm licking the acid, you know, like

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Speaker 4: it's not corroded, just getting a little tingle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just metal. It's how the movie Terminator sets Anyway.

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Speaker 1: Rewind wants to take you down memory lane, but in

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Speaker 1: a flavorful fashion, and they say they're doing that by

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Speaker 1: using a blend of citric acid and sodium bicarbonate to create.

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Speaker 3: That tongue tingling effect.

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Speaker 2: I want to try it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta order it from the Netherlands.

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Speaker 1: But they balance it out with some mineral salts, which

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Speaker 1: gives the chip a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Of a metallic tang.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: As for how it tastes, one person online says it's

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Speaker 1: definitely a flavor that sparks curiosity. Is that a good

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Speaker 1: or a bad Reviewalsa?

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Speaker 3: You gotta taste it to try so.

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Speaker 1: Battery Flavor trips are now available in the Netherlands. They're

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Speaker 1: soon going to hit countries across Europe, though sadly no

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Speaker 1: release dates have been announced for the US.

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Speaker 3: It's probably too.

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Speaker 2: Healthy to keep licking the.

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Speaker 3: Next laser stories out of the Love Labs.

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Speaker 1: Recent poll was done and did you know that four

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Speaker 1: percent of gen zers called their romantic partner bee as

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Speaker 1: a pet name. Not surprisingly, zero percent of boomers pick that.

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Speaker 2: That'd so wild that my mom called my dad name.

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Speaker 3: They usually go with the older honey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate honey.

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Speaker 1: But in general, which if any of the following pet

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Speaker 1: names have you used most often to refer to a

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Speaker 1: romantic partner.

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Speaker 3: Babe became in first with twenty percent of the poll.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pet pee for me.

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Speaker 1: Honey is thirteen percent. Baby was ten percent. Sweetheart had

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Speaker 1: six percent. That was tied with love.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I use love, and I his lover his.

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Speaker 3: Baby girl not baby girl. Not sure was four percent.

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Speaker 3: I never called the loved one not.

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Speaker 1: Sure before then The bottom dwellers were Deer at three percent, Darling, Boo,

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Speaker 1: and Bay were all tied at two percent, and then

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Speaker 1: at one percent were Angel, Sugar and and Pumpkin.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, interesting.

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Speaker 1: But speaking of Pumpkin, I bet you can't guess.

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Speaker 3: What fairy tale is This guy's.

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Speaker 2: Favorite That the lost shoe.

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Speaker 1: He gets excited every time Cinderella loses that glass slippery

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Speaker 1: just goes right up to the TV screen.

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Speaker 2: It is a beautiful slipper.

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Speaker 3: Sure, and that now means Laser Stories has come to

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Speaker 3: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same

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Speaker 3: time on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,