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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Yo,

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Speaker 1: these parents complaining is like I need to know what

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Speaker 1: to do? What?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Oh? My my badness? Poop?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're who?

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Speaker 1: Yo? Thisics poop?

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Speaker 2: Did you say poop?

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Speaker 1: No? I'm not poop poop puw okay, but my mom

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Speaker 1: calls me Clarence, but you don't call me poop. I'm

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Speaker 1: the Moss Sansa today and like I don't know what

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Speaker 1: to do because these parents are while now right now,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm uh, Dave is the Santa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all know Dave right, y'all know Dave right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Day working today?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Day's my homeboy. And he was sick today, so

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Speaker 1: he called. He told me that, like he didn't want

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Speaker 1: to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he

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Speaker 1: don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can

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Speaker 1: you cover my shift at the mall and be the

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Speaker 1: Mossansa today? And I was like, yeah, I can't. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing so you know what I mean? Like

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Speaker 1: I said, I've been here for like thirty minutes, but

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Speaker 1: already the parents are complaining. And this one family like

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Speaker 1: I was like I didn't know what to do because

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Speaker 1: like they wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know,

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Speaker 1: because like SAYTA holds babies, and you know, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about all any changes to the situation too've gone

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Speaker 2: through me that we can't just have another random person

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Speaker 2: come in for Dave.

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Speaker 1: You know, so good, it's all good, it's all good.

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Speaker 1: It's all good.

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Speaker 2: You're telling me is it's not good and that you're

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Speaker 2: already there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. But like they handed this baby

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Speaker 1: to me and I was like, damn, your baby smells

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Speaker 1: like you know, my god, And then they got they

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Speaker 1: started getting all mad or whatever. But I was like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I'm not holding that baby. You gotta hold that baby yourself,

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Speaker 1: because that baby smells like literally like.

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Speaker 2: You custom for the parents you're a parent of a baby.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean, I cuz I just told the baby

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Speaker 1: smells like because I guess it, did, you know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, But I just need to know how to

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Speaker 1: deal with these parents because like this other parents came up,

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Speaker 1: you know, and their kid was like asking for a

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Speaker 1: bunch of stuff, and I was like, yo, you need

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Speaker 1: to slow your roll, little man, because like you ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna get that much for Christmas, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Oh, like, are you what? I'm at a loss for

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Speaker 2: words right now, Like I don't know who you are

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Speaker 2: and why you're an answer right now, but it's definitely

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Speaker 2: and corporate is going to absolutely lose their minds right now,

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Speaker 2: and I'm gonna like I'm gonna gets fire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that meant. But they came

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Speaker 1: by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I stepped behind the thing, like I got the else

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Speaker 1: out there doing their thing right now, like trying to

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Speaker 1: keep them entertained because like these people were mad man.

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Speaker 1: All of them was lined up, So I stepped back

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Speaker 1: here to call you. But like somebody from the corporate

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Speaker 1: whatever came by and I told them to like wait

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Speaker 1: their turn because I got babies, and.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, you do corporate. Okay, none of

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Speaker 2: this is actually happening right now. I can't believe that

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Speaker 2: you're that.

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Speaker 1: And they're saying the corporate person whatever their name was,

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Speaker 1: they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way

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Speaker 1: I brought the hose.

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Speaker 2: You brought the hose?

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean they are actual hoes, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like it's a couple. It's like a couple

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Speaker 1: of homegirls of mine. Butt Like I had them dress

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Speaker 1: up because like saying, you know, Sam's got who hoes,

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Speaker 1: you know, and so like they said that their outfice

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Speaker 1: were not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. I was like, what you're talking about? Like

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Speaker 1: both of them got kids?

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Speaker 2: No, okay, so I'm gonna need you to pack up

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Speaker 2: your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Santa

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Speaker 2: for the day. Like this is not actually it's all good,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm trying you know that you can be there

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Speaker 2: with girls and skimpy outfits. I'm sure that that Bob

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Speaker 2: is going to call me immediately as soon as you.

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Speaker 1: Like I cleared it. I cleared it, like like.

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Speaker 2: I'm my house arrest.

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Speaker 1: They let me out of house arrest so I could

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Speaker 1: do this today, you know what I mean? Like, so

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Speaker 1: I'm good all day?

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Speaker 2: God are you hey?

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Speaker 1: Eileen? This is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone break on you. Okay, it's not real. Your

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Speaker 1: boss wanted to break you because he said, you handle

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Speaker 1: them all Census and it's always stressful this time of year.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally crying, I know, like I thought that corporate

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Speaker 2: was down there, that this guy had girls in outfits

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Speaker 2: and calling him home.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Like he's like, what was his name, Poop or something like, okay,

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Speaker 2: poop them all? Cancer was the ho Ho Ho just

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Speaker 2: showed up and told people they had babies.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,