WEBVTT - Introducing: Soccer Moms

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<v Speaker 1>Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm Leanne. This is my best friend Janet, and

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<v Speaker 2>we have been joined at the hips since high school.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely now a redacted amount of years later, we're still

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<v Speaker 3>joined at the hip, just a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bit bigger, hips wider. A completely improvised comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games

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<v Speaker 4>in the back of my Honda honysty.

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<v Speaker 1>With all the snacks and drink sidebar.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you get hard Seltzer instead of beer?

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<v Speaker 1>They hit a bogo. Well, then you go with weekly

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<v Speaker 1>guest stars from the world of entertainment and sports.

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<v Speaker 2>What are y'all doing microphones? Are you making a rap album?

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<v Speaker 2>I would I would buy it.

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<v Speaker 5>And he just cuts through like a hot knife through

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<v Speaker 5>sponge cake.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds delicious, honestly.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you're lucky.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not a drug addict, You're not an alcoholic.

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<v Speaker 7>You're lucky.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not a killer.

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<v Speaker 7>Micky.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you got drivers the airport shuttle?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I love you Mom, I love you.

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<v Speaker 8>Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>My ear got bitten by a polar bear.

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<v Speaker 8>I jumped in the polar bear when I was eight

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<v Speaker 8>years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was cute. I wanted to hug it.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know any better.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not smart, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey are many types of intelligence.

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<v Speaker 6>I love this team, and I'm really trying to be

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<v Speaker 6>a figure in their lives that they can rely on.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, he seems like a good coach.

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<v Speaker 8>I do think he is a good role model. I

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<v Speaker 8>do think he might have killed his wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to Soccer Moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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<v Speaker 1>or wherever you get your podcasts.