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Speaker 1: about four minutes. It's today's Strawberry letter. Stop checking. My

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Speaker 1: boss controls me. But right now it is the nephew

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Speaker 1: here with today's prank phone call. Turn a right here,

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Speaker 1: doesn't right here? Go to my daddy. This is classic.

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Speaker 1: Can I have your kidney? Can I have your kidney?

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Speaker 1: Run that? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother conn.

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Speaker 1: This is how are you doing bro? This is Deacon

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Speaker 1: Patterson called him from the church. How you doing today,

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Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fund and you see I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good, doing good. You know the church is

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Speaker 1: behind you on what you're going through. When we were

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Speaker 1: praying for you, man, we know all about the you

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Speaker 1: know you're going in the surgeon on Friday to get

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Speaker 1: your get your prankers removed. So I wanted to give

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Speaker 1: you a call. Man, have a word of prayer and

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Speaker 1: let you know that we all are pulling for you,

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Speaker 1: and we know that that the man upstairs are gonna

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Speaker 1: pull you through this successful. Well, God bless and keep you,

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Speaker 1: uh that, Deacon, God blessing keep you because I tell

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Speaker 1: you I'm going through something here. Me and my wife

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Speaker 1: we've been talking about it and we've been praying on it,

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Speaker 1: and she was a wonderful thing to know that your

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Speaker 1: church is with you and y'all thinking about me and prayer.

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Speaker 1: I I've really had to take this, this to the Lord.

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Speaker 1: This is a serious thing with me and uh. I

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Speaker 1: ain't never had an operation before in my life, and

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Speaker 1: I know I needed. My wife have made it clear,

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Speaker 1: the doctor made it clear. I believe I'm ready to

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Speaker 1: go forward beaconse. It was that Deacon Patterson. That's right.

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Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't been. I've been in church probably

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Speaker 1: about talk about eight months now. You've pretty much been

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Speaker 1: out most of the time. Yes, I have been out

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Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, so I've seen you a couple of times.

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Speaker 1: But I wanted to call and and and and put

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Speaker 1: a word in for you and let him, you know,

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Speaker 1: let you know that we're all praying for you, the church,

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Speaker 1: the Lord back and we know how for Friday is

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Speaker 1: gonna definitely be a great success. Yes, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: give the victory to who the victory. He's the victory.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me have a word of proud with

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Speaker 1: your brother con You don't mind just about your head

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Speaker 1: from me. Father, God, we have right now. We have

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Speaker 1: right now that you touch brother Connley as he goes

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Speaker 1: in on Friday, please put your hands on him. We asked, Father,

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Speaker 1: that you hold on to the doctor that's getting ready

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Speaker 1: to go and put surgery on him. Yes, we asked

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Speaker 1: that you make sure that the doctor it's got a

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Speaker 1: strong eye on that morning with him. We asked that

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Speaker 1: that that he got a steady hand when he got

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Speaker 1: the scalpel in his hand. We asked that your hold

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Speaker 1: on to him please as it goes into a surgeon,

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Speaker 1: because we know it comes side the moaning, the victory

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Speaker 1: gonna belong the brother Connley and the Lord. We know

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Speaker 1: all of this, but we we we asked that you

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Speaker 1: take that pancras and you remove it out successfullly, close

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Speaker 1: him back up like will never been into them before.

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Speaker 1: Walk with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your

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Speaker 1: Lord at the same time that they're removing this pancreas Lord,

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Speaker 1: we asked that your reach around his backside, and we

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Speaker 1: asked that you his kidney, Lord, touch his kidney and

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Speaker 1: make it hold make it a D and ten percent.

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Speaker 1: We want you to make that that kidneys like it's

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Speaker 1: been that best kidness because deacon, that's deacon. They can

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Speaker 1: whoop pat de Yeah, you know you're saying that you do, sir.

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Speaker 1: They're there's nothing wrong with my kidney, Deacon. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has been needed. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna work on my pancris. That's what the doctors

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Speaker 1: operating on. They don't pat me forward, and that's what

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Speaker 1: they're playing to remove. So really, my kidney is fine.

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Speaker 1: They did what they called when they in my eyes

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Speaker 1: and everything else is fined. He ain't working on nothing

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Speaker 1: but my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well, let let

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Speaker 1: me say I'm glad you brought it up with this.

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Speaker 1: This when we want to call you what I want

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Speaker 1: to ask you, and I know we we you know

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Speaker 1: we've never met. What I was gonna ask you was yeah,

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Speaker 1: and remove that pinker is out, do do you think

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Speaker 1: that that that that they could go in and and

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Speaker 1: get one of your kidneys? Because I need one hold

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Speaker 1: hold on just mid deacon up? What do you say?

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Speaker 1: What you say? See? See see what else? I've been

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Speaker 1: going through myself with a little ailment. And I'm wondering if,

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Speaker 1: if if I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if

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Speaker 1: in and get your pankers, they're going already to have

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Speaker 1: your open. Did you say you wanted to them to

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Speaker 1: take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to

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Speaker 1: me because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What I mean? You already gonna be laying there open?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Mr, you need a kidney? I need

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Speaker 1: with my packers? You will call me with that? Man,

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Speaker 1: this ain't now. You say you're a deacon? Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: I said, Dickon Patterson my name. See what I'm asking you?

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Speaker 1: What you gi me? Man? Brother Connin? What harm is it?

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Speaker 1: If you already open and laying on to you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: You ain't heard a dang I saying? Have you? I said,

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Speaker 1: I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the

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Speaker 1: pastor because here's him going on here. You say you

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Speaker 1: knew you manage to Mr. A matter of fact, you

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Speaker 1: too new to know who you're talking to? What what? What?

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you have two kids to look

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Speaker 1: like you said you said they did the m R.

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Speaker 1: I don't give up what I said they did. Man,

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Speaker 1: I got two kidnens. You got to one of yours? Bad?

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Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get well and you're calling with this. You

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Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, You show ills and you

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Speaker 1: won't be at the church long. I'll tell you that

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Speaker 1: because if I ever get gold to your we got

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Speaker 1: some rismon and do what is it gonna hurt for

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Speaker 1: you to give me one of them kidnings? That both them?

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Speaker 1: If both them kidneners is good and ain't gonna hit him?

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Speaker 1: Think you ain't getting my kidnen? The man? What's wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Say? Man? All I'm saying is if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be olden and laying on the table, what is

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Speaker 1: it gonna hurt? Now you're gonna kill im open laying

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Speaker 1: charge of? Mr? Let me tell you something. Obviously I

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Speaker 1: need to meet you before I get to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: And now getting to yours, and I can't tell you

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Speaker 1: that we get out, you're gonna feeling about that. It's

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Speaker 1: too many games going on in the judge the day

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Speaker 1: I'll be, you're gonna call and talk to me out

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Speaker 1: of one of my kitting this Man, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: live just like you, trying to let you know I

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Speaker 1: take care of me because what you're talking about it

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Speaker 1: ain't got a thing to do with Jesus. You can

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Speaker 1: kiss my and get off my phone, that's what you

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Speaker 1: can do. Can I say one more thing to you?

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Speaker 1: What is you listening to me? Man out and listen

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Speaker 1: to you and you ain't talking about nothing that's got

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mr

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Speaker 1: you're running the game. If I could get to y'all

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Speaker 1: put leading you. What can I just say one more

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Speaker 1: thing and then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're

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Speaker 1: listening for what? That's this nephew timing from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harby and Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter?

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Speaker 1: Oh lord hemn that girl have much? Nor have much

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Speaker 1: Jesus you all right? Please forgive me whoa I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to Lord him mercy. My heart is palm Peton Hill,

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Speaker 1: Lord him Mercy Jesus brother comment, I gotta ask you

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Speaker 1: one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. To Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey MORTI shoot play too much. My dad a favorite

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Speaker 1: one right now. Maybe put it on the CD and

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Speaker 1: play it and it go o w and o went

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Speaker 1: over crazy. All right, well, thank you, nephew. Coming up

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Speaker 1: next it is the Strawberry Letter. Subject my boss controls me.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Hardy morning. Oh,