Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio three Too. And the only makeup We're
Speaker 1: gonna give you it's a lip glass. I love these.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. I swear this is
Speaker 1: a habit and I don't know if anyone else has
Speaker 1: this high Miss Andrews, I love you someone um. The
Speaker 1: cheapest lip glosses I buy always hang around. They're always here.
Speaker 1: The expensive ones somehow disappear, They're gone. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just bought that Chanel gloss for seven hundred dollars
Speaker 1: and one time used and it's gone. I'm the queen
Speaker 1: of that. But the new Trigina is hanging on. She's
Speaker 1: a girl, she's probably from seventh grade. She's still around.
Speaker 1: But anyways, you can do a little not an ad,
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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, Jamie makeup Jamie Greenberg. She's a celebrity makeup artist,
Speaker 1: but she's kind of up with a couple of makeup
Speaker 1: ideas and and things to use that are easy for
Speaker 1: people like me. She just came up with this new
Speaker 1: it's a lip gloss slash bomb called Blossos. This is
Speaker 1: the nude one I'm wearing right now. It has a
Speaker 1: peppermint kind of taste to it. It's very smooth, it's fabulous.
Speaker 1: It is obviously mixing bomb and gloss altogether. I love
Speaker 1: it so much. She also has a bl lighter that
Speaker 1: she sells on her side as well. It's a blush
Speaker 1: with a highlighter. You can also use it on your
Speaker 1: eyes as well. I love her products so much. I'm obsessed,
Speaker 1: you know, I love a product. It's very similar to
Speaker 1: me buying workout clothes. If I buy a pair of
Speaker 1: workout clothes, girl, i am running for days. I am
Speaker 1: working out for hours longer. I'm like feeling cute in
Speaker 1: the workout. It's like something new. If I go to Sephora,
Speaker 1: and we had a conversation the other day in voice
Speaker 1: notes about Sephora, I go in there like it's target.
Speaker 1: I go in for one thing, and now I'm holding
Speaker 1: all of it, and now things are dropping, and now
Speaker 1: we've dropped the seventeen bronzer that I've gotten. And the
Speaker 1: woman comes around with like, would you like a cart
Speaker 1: a little shopping thing, And I'm like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: now I would. And then I buy all of this
Speaker 1: stuff off, and I don't know how to use any
Speaker 1: of it, And I go right back to Nutri Gena
Speaker 1: and the old bronze ruski and one of these days
Speaker 1: I'm going to learn how to do my makeup and
Speaker 1: really retain the information. Back to Sephora, and we were
Speaker 1: joking about this in voice notes to each other. Love
Speaker 1: the place. It's definitely like crack. You go there, you're
Speaker 1: on it. You can't get enough. I mean, I'm assuming
Speaker 1: that's how crack is. But also when you're walking to
Speaker 1: the cash register or the register, all the little travel
Speaker 1: size things that I think I didn't need this, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they all end up at the bottom of my
Speaker 1: backpack anyway, So it's the hot mess. But you finally
Speaker 1: get up to the front, and this is what happened
Speaker 1: to me. I'm gonna rush. I have no time. I've
Speaker 1: been on. I gotta get back. I grabbed a few things.
Speaker 1: This is a tester, Okay, well can you get me
Speaker 1: the right one? Well, we're out of it, so then
Speaker 1: I gotta go back to the display. I gotta see
Speaker 1: which thing works for me now, and then get back
Speaker 1: in the line on the asshole. I don't want to
Speaker 1: keep up the line, but I don't want to stand
Speaker 1: up back in the line. Then when I finally go
Speaker 1: back and it's not a tester, and I get it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy the tester. They want my
Speaker 1: membership card I don't have. I don't know what it's.
Speaker 1: I don't have it. Is it under my email? Is
Speaker 1: it under my phone number? Did I use my A
Speaker 1: O L account? I don't know. It's all the things,
Speaker 1: and then a couple of things in there, the fact
Speaker 1: that that then the lighting I get in there, and
Speaker 1: the foundations, and I get home and I'm like, who
Speaker 1: do I think I was here? We have got completely
Speaker 1: the wrong shade. There's no chance in hell I'm finding
Speaker 1: that receipt, I said, when she was starting to print
Speaker 1: it out, do you want to receipt? I'm halfway off
Speaker 1: the door, saying keep the receipt. Now I want the receipt,
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, Ship, I should have kept
Speaker 1: the receipt because I'd like to return this foundation that's
Speaker 1: probably gonna break in the bottom of my bag that
Speaker 1: I'm never going to use. And then while I cut
Speaker 1: back in line, I have to say to the woman
Speaker 1: I was here, I'm sorry, and she looks at you
Speaker 1: like you're the asshole. I'm like, oh, so I was here,
Speaker 1: somebody at the register backed me up, wasn't I here?
Speaker 1: So anyways, here neutri Gena And anyways, I get into
Speaker 1: my car and I just leave you the longest voicemail,
Speaker 1: which basically sounds like I hate the world right now.
Speaker 1: I do. But we'll get to that later. No, I
Speaker 1: just was so like annoyed, and I'm like, support, You're great,
Speaker 1: but I can't with your testers and I can't with
Speaker 1: all these things. But man, that store is deadly because
Speaker 1: it's very much like the or Color crossco. They're carrying
Speaker 1: so many things in there before that you never could
Speaker 1: get in there, like my skin cream that I love.
Speaker 1: They have so many fragrances all that stuff. So and they're, man,
Speaker 1: you're totally one thousand is a debit card, Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: who knows. Anyways, I'm wearing my King sweatshirt. Go KINGO.
Speaker 1: By the time this errors, um, we will have been
Speaker 1: a few days removed from the hangover. I don't know,
Speaker 1: my hangover might still be there. Give him the fun
Speaker 1: time that we had at the game that was so
Speaker 1: much fun. I have not been to a hockey game
Speaker 1: in years. Probably the last one I went to was
Speaker 1: with you, and I just forget. I mean that that
Speaker 1: is a rowdy bunch and playoff hockey, There's nothing like it.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't gamble though, on hockey. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to touch that. I'm doing terrible with my NBA bets,
Speaker 1: but I just cannot. I can't bet on hockey because
Speaker 1: I want to stay in love with the sport, and
Speaker 1: if I start to gamble on it, like right now,
Speaker 1: I want nothing to do with basketball. I was going
Speaker 1: to fly to Vegas tonight. I recently canceled myself. Was
Speaker 1: like what I made in my inebriated state last night.
Speaker 1: I was going to fly to Vegas tonight so I
Speaker 1: could reverse my gambling uh trend of doing such a
Speaker 1: terrible job that I was going to go to the
Speaker 1: roulette table and start to get some luck again and
Speaker 1: then feel confident. But I'm putting myself on a weak probation.
Speaker 1: If anyone has any advice on how to gamble on
Speaker 1: the n b A, I would love it because I'm
Speaker 1: doing terrible. Oh my god, Speaking of gambling, how about
Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby eighty two one that the long shot winning.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was so excited. I mean, I
Speaker 1: wish I would have thrown a hundred bucks on that
Speaker 1: bad boy. But what a story this guy. This the horse,
Speaker 1: I forget the horse's name. Ryan's gonna tell us in
Speaker 1: the chat. The horse smart rich, smart rich. Paul would
Speaker 1: probably bet on him, because that guy, what a long shot.
Speaker 1: Do you know that he was like selling T shirts
Speaker 1: or something like that, and Lebron like loved the way
Speaker 1: that he was selling T shirts or working at a
Speaker 1: foot locker. I'm getting the story completely wrong. Anyways, that's
Speaker 1: how Lebron rike either. Wait, if you guys didn't, you
Speaker 1: don't even have to care about horse racing. But the
Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby, of course, this pretial event that I'm obsessed with.
Speaker 1: The long shot. He gets entered into the derby twenty
Speaker 1: four hours before the actual race because another horse is disqualified,
Speaker 1: and this horse was You could have bought this horse
Speaker 1: for thirty dollars a month ago, and that we were
Speaker 1: talking about it. That horse just weaved in and out said,
Speaker 1: no problem. That horse. What a baller man. I need
Speaker 1: to get some stories on if anyone of our listeners
Speaker 1: knows any fun stories about people gambling on the long
Speaker 1: shot and winning big on it. I'd love to hear
Speaker 1: him because those are my kind of stories. Who he Now,
Speaker 1: this is a dumb question I have because you know,
Speaker 1: my knowledge of gambling is just through the roof. But
Speaker 1: when we were talking about it, when we were walking
Speaker 1: the dog the other day and Jared said, I wonder
Speaker 1: if anyone won big off that horse, if you're the
Speaker 1: owner of that horse, or you're a family friend, wouldn't
Speaker 1: you put your money in on that horse? Of course? Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Oh of course, yeah a horse, a horse, of course
Speaker 1: of course, unless, of course the is the famous Mr
Speaker 1: Ed something like that. Um oh yeah for sure, Um yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, so that family one. But they're just winning
Speaker 1: because their horse won the Kentucky Derby, which is so excity.
Speaker 1: So if that happened. Um, Also, our birthdays happened. We
Speaker 1: had a great time in different ways. Maybe not the
Speaker 1: best time in some ways, but we're a year older
Speaker 1: and wiser. Ms Andrews are what sure are? What else
Speaker 1: happened for you this week? Well? Nothing, we just we
Speaker 1: we touched a little bit on going to the hockey
Speaker 1: game last night. It was so exciting um, but I
Speaker 1: you know, you guys have become friends with my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: Jackie Quick, her husband obviously, Jonathan and net huge night
Speaker 1: for him with a shutout and some of those saves.
Speaker 1: I just sat in bed this morning because I couldn't
Speaker 1: really function and that was my fault. You know, let's
Speaker 1: just get back to a tequila shot. It just there's
Speaker 1: this thing with our group with the Los Angeles Kings,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure the other wags for the other teams
Speaker 1: do this. Maybe they're a lot more sophisticated than we are.
Speaker 1: But you know, throughout these playoff runs, it's always like,
Speaker 1: whether you're doing bad, whether you need good luck, it's
Speaker 1: always a tequila shot. And it feels like a great idea. Whoa,
Speaker 1: this is gonna help them score a go WHOA this
Speaker 1: is gonna help Jonathan pitch a shut out. Nope, Nope,
Speaker 1: it just helps me feel like dog crap the next day.
Speaker 1: It's awful, but it always seems like a good idea,
Speaker 1: A great idea, great idea. Speaking of alcohol. So I
Speaker 1: have a question, and I'd like to open this up.
Speaker 1: Easy for me to say, I'd like to open this
Speaker 1: up to the listeners and viewers. I'm really into Martiniz.
Speaker 1: It's my thing lately. Slightly dirty, really cold. Shake shake shake,
Speaker 1: hold the vermouth martini. Okay, sounds like a person I know.
Speaker 1: Uh huh straight up? Now tell me? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: love me forever? Whoa um? Please don't so. The blue
Speaker 1: cheese stuffed olives are the olives of choice. Now it
Speaker 1: gets like four or five. It's just like relax, get
Speaker 1: an order, get it like an appetizer. Why do you
Speaker 1: why are you pastoring? Um? But the Martiniz this weekend
Speaker 1: that I was ordering copious amount of them multiple times,
Speaker 1: I had to send him back twice? What is the
Speaker 1: because they were not good? They chase was one was
Speaker 1: too dirty. It was like I was, you know, Goldilocks
Speaker 1: was too dirty. It's too much all of juice, so
Speaker 1: it's too salty. I don't like it. I don't need
Speaker 1: to drink the Pacific Ocean. Not right now, I'll jump
Speaker 1: in it. So I had to send drinks back multiple
Speaker 1: times and multiple places, and I felt like an asshole.
Speaker 1: As a former bartender, I'm like, howk off? So what's
Speaker 1: the acceptable number of times you can send an entree
Speaker 1: or a drink back? I agree, you don't want to
Speaker 1: be an asshole. But here's the thing. I'm paying for
Speaker 1: your service. I'm paying for this drink. I'm paying for
Speaker 1: this meal. I want to enjoy it, right, So I
Speaker 1: think too, I think two is the max. After two,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I just have to take this. It's it's
Speaker 1: I can't go back three times. It's not the charm
Speaker 1: here because then they're spitting in it anyways, wiping their
Speaker 1: nose or doing it. So did they nail it after
Speaker 1: your four? No? It still bad. But I just was
Speaker 1: like I was thinking to myself, I was like, let
Speaker 1: me ask her because I don't know the appropriate amount
Speaker 1: of times. And I feel bad. But I do love
Speaker 1: a martini. I mean there's something about it that first,
Speaker 1: what is it? What's in a martini? I don't know martinis. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just I just think I've never had one. It's
Speaker 1: just straight vodka chilled. Now. Some people like their martiniz
Speaker 1: with vermouth, and some people like their martin. It's like
Speaker 1: another little thing that you add into a martini that's
Speaker 1: like specific for that. I don't know what a constantute
Speaker 1: high risk for returner Ryan with the funny jokes, you guys,
Speaker 1: you're developing a high risk returner beyond just clothes. Now
Speaker 1: um our producer Ryan, who's really funny is writing us
Speaker 1: a messages in this in this chat, you're right, but
Speaker 1: it does work here as we're talking about drinks and food.
Speaker 1: Um yeah. So anyways, I'm into Martiniz and those are good.
Speaker 1: And then also I had a real issue with the
Speaker 1: hotel that I was staying at. I had to get
Speaker 1: sassy with the woman at the spa because I wanted
Speaker 1: to change my spa appointment and I was paying good
Speaker 1: money for it, and I said, why can't I just
Speaker 1: move the time? And then she said, we don't have
Speaker 1: anything available, And I was like, well, can you just
Speaker 1: hold this as like a few Like can I use
Speaker 1: this in the future, Like why am I going to
Speaker 1: lose massage massages if I can't make them during this time?
Speaker 1: Can't you just give me a credit? And then I
Speaker 1: had to bring them. Then the manager was involved, and
Speaker 1: it was a whole thing. They didn't want to be
Speaker 1: that person. But to our previous point, we're paying for
Speaker 1: the service. Why can't you just hold it, just hold
Speaker 1: the massages until the next time, Is it that right?
Speaker 1: So you paid for the massages, but they said like,
Speaker 1: if you had to not not like cancel, but reschedule.
Speaker 1: They were like, no, you're with it. I don't cancelation fee,
Speaker 1: cancelation time. And I'm like, but here's the thing. If
Speaker 1: if it's tomorrow and you have availability, why can't you
Speaker 1: just let me do it tomorrow. I don't understand this
Speaker 1: whole cancelation thing, Like why is it so hard to
Speaker 1: just transfer the massages if I'm at a high end
Speaker 1: hotel and paying good money, Like customer service should be
Speaker 1: number one. Just let me change the massages and let
Speaker 1: me have a good martini. It's all I wanted. Maybe
Speaker 1: playing Devil's Advocate, they thought it's too late to get
Speaker 1: anyone to fill those spots, and they already have the
Speaker 1: messuits there. So it's kind of like, well, we're screwed
Speaker 1: because we could have given up this again Devil's Advocate
Speaker 1: not saying it's right, that's what they're thinking. They were
Speaker 1: really trying to funk up your birthday, you know they were.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I wanted was to move the
Speaker 1: massage and get a great martini. No, all in all,
Speaker 1: it was pretty good, but I was just thinking about that.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is with these cancelation fees and
Speaker 1: the times and the whole thing. I also can't keep
Speaker 1: them all straight, like we've got different cancelation fees for
Speaker 1: different things, Like can we just have one altogether twenty
Speaker 1: four hours? Twelve hours? What's the thing if? For those
Speaker 1: of you that are wondering, Vermouth, according to Ryan, is
Speaker 1: fortified wine. I don't even know what unfortified wine means.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? These are all How have I
Speaker 1: never had a martini? By the way, yeah, how have you?
Speaker 1: It's hard to balance the martini. The first sip is
Speaker 1: very important because they go right. The drink is right
Speaker 1: to the edge and you gotta and then we're you know,
Speaker 1: you're trying to balance. And the thing, I've started drinking
Speaker 1: a new drink I don't know if you noticed. And
Speaker 1: it's still tequila blanco, but now I'm doing water instead
Speaker 1: of soda water. I'm just doing flat out water with
Speaker 1: a couple of lemons and Heldler shout out to her. Edler, Sorry,
Speaker 1: Amanda Edler, her husband placed for the Kings. She made
Speaker 1: me one of those one night and one of those
Speaker 1: dangerous l a King's wives sweets and my world because
Speaker 1: my friends are like, why are you doing soda water
Speaker 1: when it's like carbonated and all that put some water
Speaker 1: in your body. So I'm doing a body good but
Speaker 1: it didn't help last night. I still can't do the
Speaker 1: bucket drinks. That's just not my thing. But oh yet
Speaker 1: that too. Um wait, what else happened? That was really
Speaker 1: funny that I want to tell you about so many things. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've been doing a new thing. Anything you know now
Speaker 1: that I'm single. Um, I, while going out have been
Speaker 1: leaving my phone in the hotel room or at the
Speaker 1: house or whatever when I'm going to go on a date,
Speaker 1: so I'm present. It's going over big the streets because
Speaker 1: everyone I can't get a hold of you. It is
Speaker 1: because everyone's so obsessed with having their phone that if
Speaker 1: it's like a new thing, it's apparently I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm a big hit with the leave the phone like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't need the phone? Was like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: need fun. I mean people in the streets love you. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I mean the reviews are
Speaker 1: still uh, we're still waiting to tell you the result.
Speaker 1: But I just feel like I get good feedback on
Speaker 1: the leave the phone move. I love that and so
Speaker 1: I know Jared makes you do that when you guys
Speaker 1: are at dinner, So Jarrett makes me do that. I
Speaker 1: was telling you a story before we logged on that
Speaker 1: something really curb your enthusiasm, Larry David Seinfeld happened at
Speaker 1: dinner the other night, and I, first of all, couldn't
Speaker 1: look away. It was so disgusting, so weird, so mind boggling.
Speaker 1: That for Jared was excited to have this really nice
Speaker 1: just dinner the two of us. We went to a
Speaker 1: really fabulous Italian restaurant and it's dark, it's you know whatever,
Speaker 1: like exactly, Yeah, I mean I look like ship when
Speaker 1: I went. That's part of the story. So anyways, it's
Speaker 1: happening in Jared's like, babe, stop staring him like I
Speaker 1: can't look away, Like I this has ruined my night.
Speaker 1: I can't look away. And I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: take my phone out and he's like, well, you videoing it?
Speaker 1: I said, no, I am writing this down in my
Speaker 1: phone for the podcast, and we just started cracking up. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here's the stories, everybody ready, because I certainly haven't
Speaker 1: built it up enough. No one's a better storyteller than you,
Speaker 1: So I am ready. We're at this great restaurant where
Speaker 1: the spaghetti or the pasta is always so al dente,
Speaker 1: like it's just perfectly cooked. It's so delicious, like it
Speaker 1: tastes so good. They put the salt on their bread
Speaker 1: and butter. It's just their cutting board is amazing. So Sta.
Speaker 1: It's in our area, so Sta Ryan probably knows it.
Speaker 1: Love it. Okay, we're there. It's dark, it's fun. I
Speaker 1: am looking at this table right next to us, kind
Speaker 1: of like at an angle. This woman. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of pasta she got in. Jared's
Speaker 1: like looking over as we're saying this Q George, Elaine
Speaker 1: and Jerry. She's rolling her fork in the pasta great fine,
Speaker 1: pulls it up to her mouth and part of the
Speaker 1: pasta is hanging down. Carissa, I ship you not. I
Speaker 1: need people to right into the Calm Down podcast I
Speaker 1: g and let me know their thoughts, because I don't
Speaker 1: think this is proper etiquette. It's hanging down. This is
Speaker 1: a woman like in her fifties. She takes the pasta
Speaker 1: that's not wrapped around the fork with her fingers and
Speaker 1: starts wrapping it around the fork. Then she takes her
Speaker 1: two fingers that are buttery from the sauce and is
Speaker 1: wiping them on her napkin. Then she's eating it and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what in the fund did I just see?
Speaker 1: So then I had to stare to see if it continues,
Speaker 1: went back in in the pasta with the fork, pulled
Speaker 1: it up. She's got some stragglers, took her two little
Speaker 1: dirty fingers and wrapped it around as she's having a
Speaker 1: full conversation. So now I'm like looking at the people
Speaker 1: at the table, thinking to myself, do they think this
Speaker 1: is weird? Because this is disgusting. You're eating like a
Speaker 1: five year old. What is happening and this is a
Speaker 1: grown woman. Jared's like, please stop, please stop. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't look away. This is awful. This happened the
Speaker 1: entire night I was judging. I was grossed out. Okay,
Speaker 1: the next part of it, Jared's sweating at this restaurant
Speaker 1: because there's no air. It's like doors are open, and
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, Jak, do you think that I could
Speaker 1: take my sweatshirt off that I'm wearing? Because he goes,
Speaker 1: my shirt underneath isn't like really that nice? He goes,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a workout shirt. I go, you're worried
Speaker 1: about your shirt when we have a fifth year old
Speaker 1: feeding herself like a two year old who gives a
Speaker 1: shit about your shirt? Look at this and he's like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't always come back to the way this woman
Speaker 1: is eating. I'm like, yes, it does. That was the
Speaker 1: grossest thing I have ever seen. Like, I cannot believe
Speaker 1: a grown woman was wrapping her spaghetti around short four.
Speaker 1: I think the you know who it was. I just
Speaker 1: figured it out who was. It was the same woman
Speaker 1: that was at the airport that was licking and sniffing
Speaker 1: and sniffing, licking, And that story of seeing someone looking
Speaker 1: ice cream cone and smell their armpit is fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 1: That is really funny. That actually reminds well, that reminds
Speaker 1: me of a lot of different things. The eating the
Speaker 1: spaghetti thing you're supposed to the proper ways, like put
Speaker 1: a spoon and then you still in the spoon right exactly.
Speaker 1: Somehow it always comes back to Larry stories. But since
Speaker 1: you said it was a Larry thing to write down
Speaker 1: the deal. Also Larry, whenever he like goes somewhere, he
Speaker 1: will bring a little notepad and he like writes down everything,
Speaker 1: because it's clearly like how he writes the show whatnot.
Speaker 1: I don't know since they don't watch the show, if
Speaker 1: he ever did an episode about this. But we were
Speaker 1: at an Italian restaurant and there was probably maybe fifteen
Speaker 1: tables in this tiny little restaurant in Brentwood, and the
Speaker 1: reservations that said and thirty. Larry's very punctual, like reservations
Speaker 1: at seven thirty. You get to sit down at seven thirty.
Speaker 1: And so we get there at seven twenty waiting okay, yes,
Speaker 1: reservation uh David for two. It's like, oh yeah, just
Speaker 1: a moment, your tables getting is just finishing up. We'll
Speaker 1: get you right in seven forty. I'm trying to distract him, like,
Speaker 1: let's go in the bar, get a drink out and
Speaker 1: want to drink. Okay, let's go in the bar. Let's
Speaker 1: just sit. Maybe there's a game on seven. He finally
Speaker 1: goes back into the thing and he goes at seven,
Speaker 1: why are we not sat yet? Right? And the woman's
Speaker 1: like and he he says it not that disgruntled and
Speaker 1: being dramatic, but he's like, why are we, you know,
Speaker 1: not sat yet? And the woman's like, oh, we'll get well,
Speaker 1: we'll get you right in and it was five more
Speaker 1: minutes goes by. He's had enough. He goes, where's the
Speaker 1: table and the woman's like, oh, it's the table right
Speaker 1: back in the corner. He walks up to the table.
Speaker 1: I ship you not and he goes. He puts his
Speaker 1: hands down and say when he goes all right, we're
Speaker 1: all done here. Everyone up, Everyone up, and they're down.
Speaker 1: It's like everyone's looking like what the fucking obviously like
Speaker 1: Larry is Larry, so they're like thinking it's a bit.
Speaker 1: And he goes everyone and he's like gesturing for people
Speaker 1: to get out of the booth, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I have this table at seven thirty, it's time for
Speaker 1: you to go. Well, they had their check, they had
Speaker 1: paid their bill and it was on the end of
Speaker 1: the table, and so like they were done. They were
Speaker 1: like sign seal delivered the tables ours and so it
Speaker 1: was an interesting thing. So then of course we've like
Speaker 1: they do. They get out of the booth and they leave,
Speaker 1: and they think it's so funny because like his whole bit,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't a bit. So we get and we
Speaker 1: sit in the booth and I was like what is
Speaker 1: going on? You're out of control, And he was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's our table. At seven thirty, they need to be
Speaker 1: out of the table. So it's that how much longer
Speaker 1: fifteen minute, twenty minute window that you get to just
Speaker 1: occupy this space when your check is paid. We're not
Speaker 1: waiting on the waiter to come bring you your check
Speaker 1: or deliver the bill like you have already signed out.
Speaker 1: The tip is there. How long can you stay at
Speaker 1: the table for Larry? You cannot stay very long. I
Speaker 1: gotta go. I thought of him obviously while they this
Speaker 1: woman is wrapping her spaghetti around, because I knew that story.
Speaker 1: You had told us that story, which is unbelievable, and
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. He's so right, he was right,
Speaker 1: so right. And then you had said when you told
Speaker 1: that story to us originally that the people at the
Speaker 1: table thought it was a curb your enthusiasm bit like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Larry David Larran and he's playing himself
Speaker 1: and all that. But Tommy was playing out in my
Speaker 1: head with this fork twirler that Larry would have gone
Speaker 1: right over and been like, excuse me, well you do
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Who taught you to eat? Like this,
Speaker 1: and why don't you understand you're grossing everybody out? And
Speaker 1: then he would look at the woman sitting across from
Speaker 1: the woman and be like, aren't you offended? Why aren't
Speaker 1: you saying anything? Why did I have to come over
Speaker 1: and say something? Totally? It took over our whole night.
Speaker 1: I couldn't handle myself. And then I kept saying to Jared,
Speaker 1: she better not order anything else, because if I see
Speaker 1: her order and eat like something else, it's going to
Speaker 1: ruin it for me. It was unreal. That's really good. Hey,
Speaker 1: speaking of your guys date nights, do you alternate? Like
Speaker 1: how do you guys plan the date? Like? Do you
Speaker 1: pick the restaurant? Does he picked the restaurant? Like? How
Speaker 1: what goes into this date night thing? That was kind
Speaker 1: of my idea that night. We had gone for like
Speaker 1: a happy hour early in the day and watched a
Speaker 1: hockey game, and then I think normally we would have
Speaker 1: probably just been like, oh, let's get take out, but
Speaker 1: I was like, no, let's go to soapstats right by
Speaker 1: our house. Let's walk there later tonight. But my Jared
Speaker 1: loves going to dinners and he loves trying new places,
Speaker 1: so he's really big on. Hey, babe, can we do
Speaker 1: this or can we try this? So he looked at it.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about my my new uh single life,
Speaker 1: about like planning dates because I'm not a planner. I
Speaker 1: don't know restaurants. I don't know any of that, and
Speaker 1: I do and I don't. Okay, I will ask you, um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't like I don't like planning a date.
Speaker 1: So I just didn't know if you guys like alternate.
Speaker 1: So I've been doing this thing. I've been making a
Speaker 1: list of all the things I want to do in
Speaker 1: my phone of like fun dates. I got alcatraz Is
Speaker 1: on the list. So that's random and weird, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's insane. It's really good, right go to a baseball game,
Speaker 1: go to a Giant's game, and then cruise on over
Speaker 1: and did Yeah, I mean I got a whole list.
Speaker 1: Put golf. Was the last time you went public golfing?
Speaker 1: If anyone knows any fun dates? Since I'm making this
Speaker 1: laundie lift, we want to do that with our group.
Speaker 1: We're excited about that. That would be a fun time. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would love to hear any fun dating ideas or
Speaker 1: just friend like group things. I play pictionary the other night.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Fun with that. Yeah. I have a
Speaker 1: nick app on my phone UM called word draw, not
Speaker 1: an AD and it just pops up and it does
Speaker 1: the timer right there, great time. Okay, So yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 1: I love this so a lot of stuff coming up.
Speaker 1: I also got to figure out I'm still trying to
Speaker 1: do that trip I want to plan. We talked about
Speaker 1: it earlier this week on the pregame. Someone asked where
Speaker 1: we'd want to travel to. You said, Corsica. I'm still
Speaker 1: your Oakroatia. Excuse me my European vacation that I haven't
Speaker 1: done yet. So if anyone knows any good fun vacations,
Speaker 1: I am open to suggestions. We were taking any in
Speaker 1: all this week, Yes, and I have you covered. In
Speaker 1: the Amalfi Coast, We've gone to I feel like the
Speaker 1: best restaurants out there on two different trips. So we
Speaker 1: love it there so much. Anyone ever been to that
Speaker 1: lemon restaurant where the big lemons hangover your It's so
Speaker 1: good and you have now are you going to start
Speaker 1: the wrapping? No? I would never ever d mortified? Do you? Um?
Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions apparently about trip planning.
Speaker 1: Do you get someone like a travel agent to planet
Speaker 1: or do you guys do it. We just went twice
Speaker 1: with Samantha Phipps and she was very good about planning
Speaker 1: it because she's been there a thousand times and she
Speaker 1: was our travel agents. So a friend just made some recommendations.
Speaker 1: We've saved our itineraries like she had it nailed to
Speaker 1: a t and uh yeah. Hey, another question for you,
Speaker 1: how often do you wash your car? Not enough? You
Speaker 1: saw my car? It was very dirty. I have a
Speaker 1: thing with cars. This is like from when I was
Speaker 1: growing up. Always had to wash our parents cars. Like
Speaker 1: one of our chores was to wash their cars and
Speaker 1: you know, get the bucket and the soap and the sponge,
Speaker 1: do the whole thing, the arm or all, like the
Speaker 1: whole act of washing car. So I like a clean car.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we had to go. We had the electrolux
Speaker 1: vacuum and you had to go and vacuum it out.
Speaker 1: My mom would get so mad when we dragged the
Speaker 1: vacuum around on the driveway because the driveway had like
Speaker 1: this like whatever pebble things on it and like pick
Speaker 1: up the vacuum. She gets so mad that my dad
Speaker 1: would get so mad if we walked outside in just
Speaker 1: our socks. Do you guys think we're made of money?
Speaker 1: You're too lazy to put on shoes? Crazy time. Scott
Speaker 1: did not like that at all. So washing the car. So,
Speaker 1: I really like a clean car, but I'm so disgusted
Speaker 1: right now that there is the dirtiest car. And my
Speaker 1: friend Julie got in it yesterday and I had to.
Speaker 1: I was apologizing profusely. I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: So she's like, got calm it's fine, Calm down, It's
Speaker 1: just a dirty car. Like but the wrappers and like
Speaker 1: all of that. I think it's a real indication of
Speaker 1: like someone's life. It's like when you have a chip
Speaker 1: nail or something like, I feel like you're a dirty,
Speaker 1: lazy person if your car is not clean or your
Speaker 1: nails are chipped. These are two things I really try
Speaker 1: to stay on top of as a brook, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm a mess in so many other areas of my life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I felt I was So I was
Speaker 1: apologizing profusely. So I just didn't know how how you
Speaker 1: felt about the dirty car thing. And I mean at
Speaker 1: least once a week. Wow, I need to be better
Speaker 1: I do, Yeah, I do. Jare's very good about cleaning
Speaker 1: his car. I just yeah. And the water bottles there,
Speaker 1: I mean, how many water bottles are we having in
Speaker 1: their minors that I just have se mass in there
Speaker 1: with makeup, without makeup a lot of makeup, so I
Speaker 1: know which stage of my face to put it on,
Speaker 1: you know, Thank goodness. We really don't have to do
Speaker 1: that anymore. Do you have to wear them on airplanes anymore?
Speaker 1: I have to travel this week, you know. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I do put it on and sometimes I don't.
Speaker 1: You've been doing a lot of traveling recently. It's been
Speaker 1: better though, right, Yeah, I have. I went to New York,
Speaker 1: I went to Dallas. Um, I guess I have to
Speaker 1: go to New York this week. I didn't know that. Um,
Speaker 1: we're going to Vegas. I'm excited about that. While you
Speaker 1: are that, you have to send me that picture. By
Speaker 1: the way, you never sent it to me. I will. Um.
Speaker 1: We do a fun work outing in Vegas, and it
Speaker 1: was it's been a couple of years now because of COVID,
Speaker 1: But UM, myself, you, uh, dray Hand and Glazer. We
Speaker 1: all went out afterwards. Joel maybe Joel went with us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the whole crew gets together and it's really fun
Speaker 1: and it's just a reminder of like what a great
Speaker 1: group we have. It's so I mean, Vegas is a time,
Speaker 1: as you know, I was just gonna go for litterally.
Speaker 1: My flight was at eight o'clock tonight and to come
Speaker 1: back at eight am. But you just pop on in,
Speaker 1: pop on out, good food, taking a show I need
Speaker 1: to take. I need to see who's doing residencies there
Speaker 1: because I need to get out there for a show.
Speaker 1: I think Carrie knew what was doing one. I know
Speaker 1: she would. I would definitely go see that. I wish
Speaker 1: before COVID Kelly Clarkson was supposed to go do it.
Speaker 1: I wish she had. I think that would have been
Speaker 1: a really good show. She's a sick voice. I've never
Speaker 1: met her. I know that you've done her shows a
Speaker 1: couple of different times. She's really right, isn't. I feel
Speaker 1: like she's like the girls girl that you She's a
Speaker 1: good thing. She cusses, she drinks, she's a good she's
Speaker 1: a good girl. She's a Southern girl to the core. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I gotta do some traveling. I gotta get vacations.
Speaker 1: So I'd love to hear some vacation spots and clean
Speaker 1: my car. Apparently so shopping for what grocery shopping for? Tonight,
Speaker 1: I'm home alone, Kevin McAllister and I am going to
Speaker 1: watch hockey. In thirty minutes, the Penguins are going to
Speaker 1: be on. I'm excited for that. Go Jeffrey Carter, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to make myself a little sensible salmon with
Speaker 1: some broccoli, and then I am just gonna be trying
Speaker 1: to be in shape because yesterday I shoved about fifty
Speaker 1: chicken tenders in my mouth. I didn't have any of
Speaker 1: those sliders, and then I didn't miss eating the sushi
Speaker 1: that we all had before. So yeah, I need to
Speaker 1: a sense of salmon and we'd have a sensible salmon.
Speaker 1: We will let you guys go please right into the
Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast. You guys, any questions you have for us,
Speaker 1: We talked about it on the pregame. Um, I have
Speaker 1: a lot of questions for Aaron that I've really never
Speaker 1: asked her about Dancing with the Stars. Can the outfits
Speaker 1: the whole thing where I'm gonna pick the microphone? There's
Speaker 1: a good question. So if you have questions about Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars. I'd love to get into that. More
Speaker 1: is doing a little throwback Thursday get it, and then
Speaker 1: vacation spots and the acceptable amount of times you can
Speaker 1: turn a drink or food. You guys are the best.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. We will see you next week.
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