1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio three Too. And the only makeup We're 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: gonna give you it's a lip glass. I love these. 4 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. I swear this is 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 1: a habit and I don't know if anyone else has 6 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: this high Miss Andrews, I love you someone um. The 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 1: cheapest lip glosses I buy always hang around. They're always here. 8 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: The expensive ones somehow disappear, They're gone. And I'm like, 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:34,959 Speaker 1: I just bought that Chanel gloss for seven hundred dollars 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: and one time used and it's gone. I'm the queen 11 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,520 Speaker 1: of that. But the new Trigina is hanging on. She's 12 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: a girl, she's probably from seventh grade. She's still around. 13 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 1: But anyways, you can do a little not an ad, 14 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: but this is so good and I'm so proud of 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: my girlfriend, Jamie makeup Jamie Greenberg. She's a celebrity makeup artist, 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: but she's kind of up with a couple of makeup 17 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: ideas and and things to use that are easy for 18 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: people like me. She just came up with this new 19 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 1: it's a lip gloss slash bomb called Blossos. This is 20 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: the nude one I'm wearing right now. It has a 21 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: peppermint kind of taste to it. It's very smooth, it's fabulous. 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: It is obviously mixing bomb and gloss altogether. I love 23 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 1: it so much. She also has a bl lighter that 24 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: she sells on her side as well. It's a blush 25 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: with a highlighter. You can also use it on your 26 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: eyes as well. I love her products so much. I'm obsessed, 27 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: you know, I love a product. It's very similar to 28 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: me buying workout clothes. If I buy a pair of 29 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: workout clothes, girl, i am running for days. I am 30 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: working out for hours longer. I'm like feeling cute in 31 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,399 Speaker 1: the workout. It's like something new. If I go to Sephora, 32 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: and we had a conversation the other day in voice 33 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: notes about Sephora, I go in there like it's target. 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 1: I go in for one thing, and now I'm holding 35 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: all of it, and now things are dropping, and now 36 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: we've dropped the seventeen bronzer that I've gotten. And the 37 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 1: woman comes around with like, would you like a cart 38 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: a little shopping thing, And I'm like, yeah, I guess 39 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: now I would. And then I buy all of this 40 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 1: stuff off, and I don't know how to use any 41 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: of it, And I go right back to Nutri Gena 42 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: and the old bronze ruski and one of these days 43 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: I'm going to learn how to do my makeup and 44 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: really retain the information. Back to Sephora, and we were 45 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: joking about this in voice notes to each other. Love 46 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: the place. It's definitely like crack. You go there, you're 47 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: on it. You can't get enough. I mean, I'm assuming 48 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: that's how crack is. But also when you're walking to 49 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: the cash register or the register, all the little travel 50 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: size things that I think I didn't need this, yeah, yeah, 51 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: and they all end up at the bottom of my 52 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: backpack anyway, So it's the hot mess. But you finally 53 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: get up to the front, and this is what happened 54 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: to me. I'm gonna rush. I have no time. I've 55 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: been on. I gotta get back. I grabbed a few things. 56 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: This is a tester, Okay, well can you get me 57 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: the right one? Well, we're out of it, so then 58 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: I gotta go back to the display. I gotta see 59 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: which thing works for me now, and then get back 60 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 1: in the line on the asshole. I don't want to 61 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: keep up the line, but I don't want to stand 62 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: up back in the line. Then when I finally go 63 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 1: back and it's not a tester, and I get it. 64 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: I don't want to buy the tester. They want my 65 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: membership card I don't have. I don't know what it's. 66 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 1: I don't have it. Is it under my email? Is 67 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: it under my phone number? Did I use my A 68 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: O L account? I don't know. It's all the things, 69 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: and then a couple of things in there, the fact 70 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: that that then the lighting I get in there, and 71 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,959 Speaker 1: the foundations, and I get home and I'm like, who 72 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,400 Speaker 1: do I think I was here? We have got completely 73 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 1: the wrong shade. There's no chance in hell I'm finding 74 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: that receipt, I said, when she was starting to print 75 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: it out, do you want to receipt? I'm halfway off 76 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: the door, saying keep the receipt. Now I want the receipt, 77 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, Ship, I should have kept 78 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: the receipt because I'd like to return this foundation that's 79 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: probably gonna break in the bottom of my bag that 80 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: I'm never going to use. And then while I cut 81 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: back in line, I have to say to the woman 82 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 1: I was here, I'm sorry, and she looks at you 83 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 1: like you're the asshole. I'm like, oh, so I was here, 84 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: somebody at the register backed me up, wasn't I here? 85 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: So anyways, here neutri Gena And anyways, I get into 86 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: my car and I just leave you the longest voicemail, 87 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 1: which basically sounds like I hate the world right now. 88 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: I do. But we'll get to that later. No, I 89 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: just was so like annoyed, and I'm like, support, You're great, 90 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: but I can't with your testers and I can't with 91 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,559 Speaker 1: all these things. But man, that store is deadly because 92 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: it's very much like the or Color crossco. They're carrying 93 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 1: so many things in there before that you never could 94 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: get in there, like my skin cream that I love. 95 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 1: They have so many fragrances all that stuff. So and they're, man, 96 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: you're totally one thousand is a debit card, Okay, I mean, 97 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:43,720 Speaker 1: who knows. Anyways, I'm wearing my King sweatshirt. Go KINGO. 98 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: By the time this errors, um, we will have been 99 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 1: a few days removed from the hangover. I don't know, 100 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: my hangover might still be there. Give him the fun 101 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: time that we had at the game that was so 102 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: much fun. I have not been to a hockey game 103 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: in years. Probably the last one I went to was 104 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: with you, and I just forget. I mean that that 105 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: is a rowdy bunch and playoff hockey, There's nothing like it. 106 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't gamble though, on hockey. I'm not 107 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,159 Speaker 1: going to touch that. I'm doing terrible with my NBA bets, 108 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: but I just cannot. I can't bet on hockey because 109 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 1: I want to stay in love with the sport, and 110 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: if I start to gamble on it, like right now, 111 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: I want nothing to do with basketball. I was going 112 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,600 Speaker 1: to fly to Vegas tonight. I recently canceled myself. Was 113 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: like what I made in my inebriated state last night. 114 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 1: I was going to fly to Vegas tonight so I 115 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: could reverse my gambling uh trend of doing such a 116 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,840 Speaker 1: terrible job that I was going to go to the 117 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 1: roulette table and start to get some luck again and 118 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: then feel confident. But I'm putting myself on a weak probation. 119 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: If anyone has any advice on how to gamble on 120 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: the n b A, I would love it because I'm 121 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 1: doing terrible. Oh my god, Speaking of gambling, how about 122 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,720 Speaker 1: the Kentucky Derby eighty two one that the long shot winning. 123 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was so excited. I mean, I 124 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: wish I would have thrown a hundred bucks on that 125 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: bad boy. But what a story this guy. This the horse, 126 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 1: I forget the horse's name. Ryan's gonna tell us in 127 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: the chat. The horse smart rich, smart rich. Paul would 128 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 1: probably bet on him, because that guy, what a long shot. 129 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,159 Speaker 1: Do you know that he was like selling T shirts 130 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:14,680 Speaker 1: or something like that, and Lebron like loved the way 131 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: that he was selling T shirts or working at a 132 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 1: foot locker. I'm getting the story completely wrong. Anyways, that's 133 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:24,279 Speaker 1: how Lebron rike either. Wait, if you guys didn't, you 134 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: don't even have to care about horse racing. But the 135 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: Kentucky Derby, of course, this pretial event that I'm obsessed with. 136 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 1: The long shot. He gets entered into the derby twenty 137 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 1: four hours before the actual race because another horse is disqualified, 138 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: and this horse was You could have bought this horse 139 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: for thirty dollars a month ago, and that we were 140 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: talking about it. That horse just weaved in and out said, 141 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:50,840 Speaker 1: no problem. That horse. What a baller man. I need 142 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: to get some stories on if anyone of our listeners 143 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,039 Speaker 1: knows any fun stories about people gambling on the long 144 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 1: shot and winning big on it. I'd love to hear 145 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: him because those are my kind of stories. Who he Now, 146 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,159 Speaker 1: this is a dumb question I have because you know, 147 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: my knowledge of gambling is just through the roof. But 148 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: when we were talking about it, when we were walking 149 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: the dog the other day and Jared said, I wonder 150 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 1: if anyone won big off that horse, if you're the 151 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: owner of that horse, or you're a family friend, wouldn't 152 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: you put your money in on that horse? Of course? Oh? Absolutely? 153 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: Oh of course, yeah a horse, a horse, of course 154 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: of course, unless, of course the is the famous Mr 155 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: Ed something like that. Um oh yeah for sure, Um yeah, yeah, yeah, 156 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,679 Speaker 1: yeah yeah, so that family one. But they're just winning 157 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: because their horse won the Kentucky Derby, which is so excity. 158 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 1: So if that happened. Um, Also, our birthdays happened. We 159 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: had a great time in different ways. Maybe not the 160 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 1: best time in some ways, but we're a year older 161 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: and wiser. Ms Andrews are what sure are? What else 162 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,840 Speaker 1: happened for you this week? Well? Nothing, we just we 163 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: we touched a little bit on going to the hockey 164 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,120 Speaker 1: game last night. It was so exciting um, but I 165 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: you know, you guys have become friends with my girlfriend, 166 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: Jackie Quick, her husband obviously, Jonathan and net huge night 167 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 1: for him with a shutout and some of those saves. 168 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,280 Speaker 1: I just sat in bed this morning because I couldn't 169 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: really function and that was my fault. You know, let's 170 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 1: just get back to a tequila shot. It just there's 171 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: this thing with our group with the Los Angeles Kings, 172 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: and I'm sure the other wags for the other teams 173 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:28,120 Speaker 1: do this. Maybe they're a lot more sophisticated than we are. 174 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: But you know, throughout these playoff runs, it's always like, 175 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 1: whether you're doing bad, whether you need good luck, it's 176 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:38,280 Speaker 1: always a tequila shot. And it feels like a great idea. Whoa, 177 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: this is gonna help them score a go WHOA this 178 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,200 Speaker 1: is gonna help Jonathan pitch a shut out. Nope, Nope, 179 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: it just helps me feel like dog crap the next day. 180 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: It's awful, but it always seems like a good idea, 181 00:08:51,080 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: A great idea, great idea. Speaking of alcohol. So I 182 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: have a question, and I'd like to open this up. 183 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 1: Easy for me to say, I'd like to open this 184 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 1: up to the listeners and viewers. I'm really into Martiniz. 185 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:21,319 Speaker 1: It's my thing lately. Slightly dirty, really cold. Shake shake shake, 186 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,520 Speaker 1: hold the vermouth martini. Okay, sounds like a person I know. 187 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: Uh huh straight up? Now tell me? Are you gonna 188 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:33,199 Speaker 1: love me forever? Whoa um? Please don't so. The blue 189 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: cheese stuffed olives are the olives of choice. Now it 190 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,200 Speaker 1: gets like four or five. It's just like relax, get 191 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,680 Speaker 1: an order, get it like an appetizer. Why do you 192 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:50,319 Speaker 1: why are you pastoring? Um? But the Martiniz this weekend 193 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,959 Speaker 1: that I was ordering copious amount of them multiple times, 194 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: I had to send him back twice? What is the 195 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,640 Speaker 1: because they were not good? They chase was one was 196 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: too dirty. It was like I was, you know, Goldilocks 197 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,200 Speaker 1: was too dirty. It's too much all of juice, so 198 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,080 Speaker 1: it's too salty. I don't like it. I don't need 199 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,679 Speaker 1: to drink the Pacific Ocean. Not right now, I'll jump 200 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 1: in it. So I had to send drinks back multiple 201 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,560 Speaker 1: times and multiple places, and I felt like an asshole. 202 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 1: As a former bartender, I'm like, howk off? So what's 203 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 1: the acceptable number of times you can send an entree 204 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: or a drink back? I agree, you don't want to 205 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 1: be an asshole. But here's the thing. I'm paying for 206 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:34,560 Speaker 1: your service. I'm paying for this drink. I'm paying for 207 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,280 Speaker 1: this meal. I want to enjoy it, right, So I 208 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,000 Speaker 1: think too, I think two is the max. After two, 209 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, I just have to take this. It's it's 210 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 1: I can't go back three times. It's not the charm 211 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,959 Speaker 1: here because then they're spitting in it anyways, wiping their 212 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,320 Speaker 1: nose or doing it. So did they nail it after 213 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: your four? No? It still bad. But I just was 214 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 1: like I was thinking to myself, I was like, let 215 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 1: me ask her because I don't know the appropriate amount 216 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 1: of times. And I feel bad. But I do love 217 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,199 Speaker 1: a martini. I mean there's something about it that first, 218 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 1: what is it? What's in a martini? I don't know martinis. Well, 219 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,360 Speaker 1: it's just I just think I've never had one. It's 220 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,240 Speaker 1: just straight vodka chilled. Now. Some people like their martiniz 221 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,720 Speaker 1: with vermouth, and some people like their martin. It's like 222 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:18,360 Speaker 1: another little thing that you add into a martini that's 223 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: like specific for that. I don't know what a constantute 224 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,960 Speaker 1: high risk for returner Ryan with the funny jokes, you guys, 225 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 1: you're developing a high risk returner beyond just clothes. Now 226 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: um our producer Ryan, who's really funny is writing us 227 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 1: a messages in this in this chat, you're right, but 228 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: it does work here as we're talking about drinks and food. 229 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 1: Um yeah. So anyways, I'm into Martiniz and those are good. 230 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:42,120 Speaker 1: And then also I had a real issue with the 231 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,000 Speaker 1: hotel that I was staying at. I had to get 232 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 1: sassy with the woman at the spa because I wanted 233 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: to change my spa appointment and I was paying good 234 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,760 Speaker 1: money for it, and I said, why can't I just 235 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 1: move the time? And then she said, we don't have 236 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 1: anything available, And I was like, well, can you just 237 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 1: hold this as like a few Like can I use 238 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,599 Speaker 1: this in the future, Like why am I going to 239 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:02,280 Speaker 1: lose massage massages if I can't make them during this time? 240 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,960 Speaker 1: Can't you just give me a credit? And then I 241 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 1: had to bring them. Then the manager was involved, and 242 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,120 Speaker 1: it was a whole thing. They didn't want to be 243 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 1: that person. But to our previous point, we're paying for 244 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,480 Speaker 1: the service. Why can't you just hold it, just hold 245 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: the massages until the next time, Is it that right? 246 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 1: So you paid for the massages, but they said like, 247 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,599 Speaker 1: if you had to not not like cancel, but reschedule. 248 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:25,680 Speaker 1: They were like, no, you're with it. I don't cancelation fee, 249 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,000 Speaker 1: cancelation time. And I'm like, but here's the thing. If 250 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,599 Speaker 1: if it's tomorrow and you have availability, why can't you 251 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,959 Speaker 1: just let me do it tomorrow. I don't understand this 252 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,200 Speaker 1: whole cancelation thing, Like why is it so hard to 253 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 1: just transfer the massages if I'm at a high end 254 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 1: hotel and paying good money, Like customer service should be 255 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: number one. Just let me change the massages and let 256 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: me have a good martini. It's all I wanted. Maybe 257 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 1: playing Devil's Advocate, they thought it's too late to get 258 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,680 Speaker 1: anyone to fill those spots, and they already have the 259 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,679 Speaker 1: messuits there. So it's kind of like, well, we're screwed 260 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 1: because we could have given up this again Devil's Advocate 261 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,960 Speaker 1: not saying it's right, that's what they're thinking. They were 262 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 1: really trying to funk up your birthday, you know they were. 263 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I wanted was to move the 264 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: massage and get a great martini. No, all in all, 265 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:12,960 Speaker 1: it was pretty good, but I was just thinking about that. 266 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,199 Speaker 1: I was like, what is with these cancelation fees and 267 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,480 Speaker 1: the times and the whole thing. I also can't keep 268 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 1: them all straight, like we've got different cancelation fees for 269 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,880 Speaker 1: different things, Like can we just have one altogether twenty 270 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,439 Speaker 1: four hours? Twelve hours? What's the thing if? For those 271 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: of you that are wondering, Vermouth, according to Ryan, is 272 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,520 Speaker 1: fortified wine. I don't even know what unfortified wine means. 273 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: What does that mean? These are all How have I 274 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,320 Speaker 1: never had a martini? By the way, yeah, how have you? 275 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,760 Speaker 1: It's hard to balance the martini. The first sip is 276 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: very important because they go right. The drink is right 277 00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 1: to the edge and you gotta and then we're you know, 278 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,400 Speaker 1: you're trying to balance. And the thing, I've started drinking 279 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 1: a new drink I don't know if you noticed. And 280 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 1: it's still tequila blanco, but now I'm doing water instead 281 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 1: of soda water. I'm just doing flat out water with 282 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 1: a couple of lemons and Heldler shout out to her. Edler, Sorry, 283 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 1: Amanda Edler, her husband placed for the Kings. She made 284 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,960 Speaker 1: me one of those one night and one of those 285 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:11,839 Speaker 1: dangerous l a King's wives sweets and my world because 286 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,280 Speaker 1: my friends are like, why are you doing soda water 287 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: when it's like carbonated and all that put some water 288 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,760 Speaker 1: in your body. So I'm doing a body good but 289 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: it didn't help last night. I still can't do the 290 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,440 Speaker 1: bucket drinks. That's just not my thing. But oh yet 291 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 1: that too. Um wait, what else happened? That was really 292 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 1: funny that I want to tell you about so many things. Oh, 293 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,960 Speaker 1: I've been doing a new thing. Anything you know now 294 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 1: that I'm single. Um, I, while going out have been 295 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: leaving my phone in the hotel room or at the 296 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: house or whatever when I'm going to go on a date, 297 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,960 Speaker 1: so I'm present. It's going over big the streets because 298 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 1: everyone I can't get a hold of you. It is 299 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 1: because everyone's so obsessed with having their phone that if 300 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: it's like a new thing, it's apparently I don't know, 301 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm a big hit with the leave the phone like, Oh, 302 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: you don't need the phone? Was like, no, I don't 303 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: need fun. I mean people in the streets love you. No, 304 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,960 Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I mean the reviews are 305 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: still uh, we're still waiting to tell you the result. 306 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,360 Speaker 1: But I just feel like I get good feedback on 307 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,000 Speaker 1: the leave the phone move. I love that and so 308 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,200 Speaker 1: I know Jared makes you do that when you guys 309 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,880 Speaker 1: are at dinner, So Jarrett makes me do that. I 310 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: was telling you a story before we logged on that 311 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: something really curb your enthusiasm, Larry David Seinfeld happened at 312 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,640 Speaker 1: dinner the other night, and I, first of all, couldn't 313 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: look away. It was so disgusting, so weird, so mind boggling. 314 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,760 Speaker 1: That for Jared was excited to have this really nice 315 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 1: just dinner the two of us. We went to a 316 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: really fabulous Italian restaurant and it's dark, it's you know whatever, 317 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,160 Speaker 1: like exactly, Yeah, I mean I look like ship when 318 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 1: I went. That's part of the story. So anyways, it's 319 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 1: happening in Jared's like, babe, stop staring him like I 320 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,240 Speaker 1: can't look away, Like I this has ruined my night. 321 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: I can't look away. And I was like, I gotta 322 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 1: take my phone out and he's like, well, you videoing it? 323 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,480 Speaker 1: I said, no, I am writing this down in my 324 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: phone for the podcast, and we just started cracking up. Okay, 325 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,280 Speaker 1: so here's the stories, everybody ready, because I certainly haven't 326 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 1: built it up enough. No one's a better storyteller than you, 327 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: So I am ready. We're at this great restaurant where 328 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,800 Speaker 1: the spaghetti or the pasta is always so al dente, 329 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Speaker 1: like it's just perfectly cooked. It's so delicious, like it 330 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,800 Speaker 1: tastes so good. They put the salt on their bread 331 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: and butter. It's just their cutting board is amazing. So Sta. 332 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 1: It's in our area, so Sta Ryan probably knows it. 333 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,920 Speaker 1: Love it. Okay, we're there. It's dark, it's fun. I 334 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,560 Speaker 1: am looking at this table right next to us, kind 335 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: of like at an angle. This woman. I was like, Oh, 336 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of pasta she got in. Jared's 337 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,040 Speaker 1: like looking over as we're saying this Q George, Elaine 338 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:52,560 Speaker 1: and Jerry. She's rolling her fork in the pasta great fine, 339 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,840 Speaker 1: pulls it up to her mouth and part of the 340 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 1: pasta is hanging down. Carissa, I ship you not. I 341 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: need people to right into the Calm Down podcast I 342 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,400 Speaker 1: g and let me know their thoughts, because I don't 343 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,919 Speaker 1: think this is proper etiquette. It's hanging down. This is 344 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:17,240 Speaker 1: a woman like in her fifties. She takes the pasta 345 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,800 Speaker 1: that's not wrapped around the fork with her fingers and 346 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:25,160 Speaker 1: starts wrapping it around the fork. Then she takes her 347 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,439 Speaker 1: two fingers that are buttery from the sauce and is 348 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: wiping them on her napkin. Then she's eating it and 349 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,119 Speaker 1: I'm like, what in the fund did I just see? 350 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 1: So then I had to stare to see if it continues, 351 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,600 Speaker 1: went back in in the pasta with the fork, pulled 352 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: it up. She's got some stragglers, took her two little 353 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,560 Speaker 1: dirty fingers and wrapped it around as she's having a 354 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:54,000 Speaker 1: full conversation. So now I'm like looking at the people 355 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: at the table, thinking to myself, do they think this 356 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: is weird? Because this is disgusting. You're eating like a 357 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,159 Speaker 1: five year old. What is happening and this is a 358 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: grown woman. Jared's like, please stop, please stop. I'm like, 359 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,560 Speaker 1: I can't look away. This is awful. This happened the 360 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,639 Speaker 1: entire night I was judging. I was grossed out. Okay, 361 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 1: the next part of it, Jared's sweating at this restaurant 362 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: because there's no air. It's like doors are open, and 363 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 1: he goes, hey, Jak, do you think that I could 364 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:28,160 Speaker 1: take my sweatshirt off that I'm wearing? Because he goes, 365 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:31,160 Speaker 1: my shirt underneath isn't like really that nice? He goes, 366 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,840 Speaker 1: it's kind of a workout shirt. I go, you're worried 367 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,400 Speaker 1: about your shirt when we have a fifth year old 368 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 1: feeding herself like a two year old who gives a 369 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 1: shit about your shirt? Look at this and he's like, 370 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,960 Speaker 1: it doesn't always come back to the way this woman 371 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,880 Speaker 1: is eating. I'm like, yes, it does. That was the 372 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000 Speaker 1: grossest thing I have ever seen. Like, I cannot believe 373 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 1: a grown woman was wrapping her spaghetti around short four. 374 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: I think the you know who it was. I just 375 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: figured it out who was. It was the same woman 376 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,360 Speaker 1: that was at the airport that was licking and sniffing 377 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 1: and sniffing, licking, And that story of seeing someone looking 378 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,919 Speaker 1: ice cream cone and smell their armpit is fucking phenomenal. 379 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,240 Speaker 1: That is really funny. That actually reminds well, that reminds 380 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,240 Speaker 1: me of a lot of different things. The eating the 381 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 1: spaghetti thing you're supposed to the proper ways, like put 382 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,119 Speaker 1: a spoon and then you still in the spoon right exactly. 383 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,560 Speaker 1: Somehow it always comes back to Larry stories. But since 384 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,919 Speaker 1: you said it was a Larry thing to write down 385 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,800 Speaker 1: the deal. Also Larry, whenever he like goes somewhere, he 386 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,360 Speaker 1: will bring a little notepad and he like writes down everything, 387 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,639 Speaker 1: because it's clearly like how he writes the show whatnot. 388 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: I don't know since they don't watch the show, if 389 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,479 Speaker 1: he ever did an episode about this. But we were 390 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,560 Speaker 1: at an Italian restaurant and there was probably maybe fifteen 391 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:59,119 Speaker 1: tables in this tiny little restaurant in Brentwood, and the 392 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: reservations that said and thirty. Larry's very punctual, like reservations 393 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 1: at seven thirty. You get to sit down at seven thirty. 394 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 1: And so we get there at seven twenty waiting okay, yes, 395 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,320 Speaker 1: reservation uh David for two. It's like, oh yeah, just 396 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:15,400 Speaker 1: a moment, your tables getting is just finishing up. We'll 397 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:20,840 Speaker 1: get you right in seven forty. I'm trying to distract him, like, 398 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,399 Speaker 1: let's go in the bar, get a drink out and 399 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,680 Speaker 1: want to drink. Okay, let's go in the bar. Let's 400 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: just sit. Maybe there's a game on seven. He finally 401 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,000 Speaker 1: goes back into the thing and he goes at seven, 402 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,879 Speaker 1: why are we not sat yet? Right? And the woman's 403 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 1: like and he he says it not that disgruntled and 404 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,919 Speaker 1: being dramatic, but he's like, why are we, you know, 405 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 1: not sat yet? And the woman's like, oh, we'll get well, 406 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 1: we'll get you right in and it was five more 407 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,600 Speaker 1: minutes goes by. He's had enough. He goes, where's the 408 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,399 Speaker 1: table and the woman's like, oh, it's the table right 409 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,919 Speaker 1: back in the corner. He walks up to the table. 410 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,520 Speaker 1: I ship you not and he goes. He puts his 411 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 1: hands down and say when he goes all right, we're 412 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,200 Speaker 1: all done here. Everyone up, Everyone up, and they're down. 413 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,359 Speaker 1: It's like everyone's looking like what the fucking obviously like 414 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: Larry is Larry, so they're like thinking it's a bit. 415 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: And he goes everyone and he's like gesturing for people 416 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,359 Speaker 1: to get out of the booth, and he was like, 417 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 1: I have this table at seven thirty, it's time for 418 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,879 Speaker 1: you to go. Well, they had their check, they had 419 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 1: paid their bill and it was on the end of 420 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,400 Speaker 1: the table, and so like they were done. They were 421 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 1: like sign seal delivered the tables ours and so it 422 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 1: was an interesting thing. So then of course we've like 423 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: they do. They get out of the booth and they leave, 424 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,520 Speaker 1: and they think it's so funny because like his whole bit, 425 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,080 Speaker 1: but it wasn't a bit. So we get and we 426 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,639 Speaker 1: sit in the booth and I was like what is 427 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,399 Speaker 1: going on? You're out of control, And he was like, no, 428 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,680 Speaker 1: it's our table. At seven thirty, they need to be 429 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 1: out of the table. So it's that how much longer 430 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,080 Speaker 1: fifteen minute, twenty minute window that you get to just 431 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 1: occupy this space when your check is paid. We're not 432 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,120 Speaker 1: waiting on the waiter to come bring you your check 433 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,400 Speaker 1: or deliver the bill like you have already signed out. 434 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 1: The tip is there. How long can you stay at 435 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,960 Speaker 1: the table for Larry? You cannot stay very long. I 436 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,080 Speaker 1: gotta go. I thought of him obviously while they this 437 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:04,000 Speaker 1: woman is wrapping her spaghetti around, because I knew that story. 438 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,600 Speaker 1: You had told us that story, which is unbelievable, and 439 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,680 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. He's so right, he was right, 440 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 1: so right. And then you had said when you told 441 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 1: that story to us originally that the people at the 442 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,600 Speaker 1: table thought it was a curb your enthusiasm bit like, 443 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,520 Speaker 1: oh my god, Larry David Larran and he's playing himself 444 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,119 Speaker 1: and all that. But Tommy was playing out in my 445 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:27,640 Speaker 1: head with this fork twirler that Larry would have gone 446 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,159 Speaker 1: right over and been like, excuse me, well you do 447 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: what are you doing? Who taught you to eat? Like this, 448 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 1: and why don't you understand you're grossing everybody out? And 449 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 1: then he would look at the woman sitting across from 450 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,160 Speaker 1: the woman and be like, aren't you offended? Why aren't 451 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,440 Speaker 1: you saying anything? Why did I have to come over 452 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,520 Speaker 1: and say something? Totally? It took over our whole night. 453 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,480 Speaker 1: I couldn't handle myself. And then I kept saying to Jared, 454 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 1: she better not order anything else, because if I see 455 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,320 Speaker 1: her order and eat like something else, it's going to 456 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 1: ruin it for me. It was unreal. That's really good. Hey, 457 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: speaking of your guys date nights, do you alternate? Like 458 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: how do you guys plan the date? Like? Do you 459 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,120 Speaker 1: pick the restaurant? Does he picked the restaurant? Like? How 460 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,640 Speaker 1: what goes into this date night thing? That was kind 461 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 1: of my idea that night. We had gone for like 462 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,680 Speaker 1: a happy hour early in the day and watched a 463 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: hockey game, and then I think normally we would have 464 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 1: probably just been like, oh, let's get take out, but 465 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,919 Speaker 1: I was like, no, let's go to soapstats right by 466 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,960 Speaker 1: our house. Let's walk there later tonight. But my Jared 467 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,880 Speaker 1: loves going to dinners and he loves trying new places, 468 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,239 Speaker 1: so he's really big on. Hey, babe, can we do 469 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 1: this or can we try this? So he looked at it. 470 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,520 Speaker 1: I was thinking about my my new uh single life, 471 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 1: about like planning dates because I'm not a planner. I 472 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,280 Speaker 1: don't know restaurants. I don't know any of that, and 473 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,520 Speaker 1: I do and I don't. Okay, I will ask you, um, 474 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,359 Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't like I don't like planning a date. 475 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,920 Speaker 1: So I just didn't know if you guys like alternate. 476 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: So I've been doing this thing. I've been making a 477 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 1: list of all the things I want to do in 478 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,119 Speaker 1: my phone of like fun dates. I got alcatraz Is 479 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 1: on the list. So that's random and weird, but yeah, 480 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: it's insane. It's really good, right go to a baseball game, 481 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 1: go to a Giant's game, and then cruise on over 482 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,800 Speaker 1: and did Yeah, I mean I got a whole list. 483 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 1: Put golf. Was the last time you went public golfing? 484 00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,159 Speaker 1: If anyone knows any fun dates? Since I'm making this 485 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,800 Speaker 1: laundie lift, we want to do that with our group. 486 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,440 Speaker 1: We're excited about that. That would be a fun time. Okay, Yeah, 487 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: I would love to hear any fun dating ideas or 488 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,120 Speaker 1: just friend like group things. I play pictionary the other night. 489 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,560 Speaker 1: That was fun. Fun with that. Yeah. I have a 490 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: nick app on my phone UM called word draw, not 491 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,400 Speaker 1: an AD and it just pops up and it does 492 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:37,760 Speaker 1: the timer right there, great time. Okay, So yeah, that's exciting. 493 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,199 Speaker 1: I love this so a lot of stuff coming up. 494 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,600 Speaker 1: I also got to figure out I'm still trying to 495 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,400 Speaker 1: do that trip I want to plan. We talked about 496 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,880 Speaker 1: it earlier this week on the pregame. Someone asked where 497 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,160 Speaker 1: we'd want to travel to. You said, Corsica. I'm still 498 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,240 Speaker 1: your Oakroatia. Excuse me my European vacation that I haven't 499 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 1: done yet. So if anyone knows any good fun vacations, 500 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,119 Speaker 1: I am open to suggestions. We were taking any in 501 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 1: all this week, Yes, and I have you covered. In 502 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,919 Speaker 1: the Amalfi Coast, We've gone to I feel like the 503 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: best restaurants out there on two different trips. So we 504 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,399 Speaker 1: love it there so much. Anyone ever been to that 505 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,600 Speaker 1: lemon restaurant where the big lemons hangover your It's so 506 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,400 Speaker 1: good and you have now are you going to start 507 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 1: the wrapping? No? I would never ever d mortified? Do you? Um? 508 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions apparently about trip planning. 509 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,080 Speaker 1: Do you get someone like a travel agent to planet 510 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,760 Speaker 1: or do you guys do it. We just went twice 511 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:36,919 Speaker 1: with Samantha Phipps and she was very good about planning 512 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: it because she's been there a thousand times and she 513 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,600 Speaker 1: was our travel agents. So a friend just made some recommendations. 514 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,720 Speaker 1: We've saved our itineraries like she had it nailed to 515 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 1: a t and uh yeah. Hey, another question for you, 516 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 1: how often do you wash your car? Not enough? You 517 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: saw my car? It was very dirty. I have a 518 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 1: thing with cars. This is like from when I was 519 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,119 Speaker 1: growing up. Always had to wash our parents cars. Like 520 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,720 Speaker 1: one of our chores was to wash their cars and 521 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 1: you know, get the bucket and the soap and the sponge, 522 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 1: do the whole thing, the arm or all, like the 523 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,399 Speaker 1: whole act of washing car. So I like a clean car. 524 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,719 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we had to go. We had the electrolux 525 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,440 Speaker 1: vacuum and you had to go and vacuum it out. 526 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,119 Speaker 1: My mom would get so mad when we dragged the 527 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 1: vacuum around on the driveway because the driveway had like 528 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 1: this like whatever pebble things on it and like pick 529 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 1: up the vacuum. She gets so mad that my dad 530 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: would get so mad if we walked outside in just 531 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,000 Speaker 1: our socks. Do you guys think we're made of money? 532 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,160 Speaker 1: You're too lazy to put on shoes? Crazy time. Scott 533 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,240 Speaker 1: did not like that at all. So washing the car. So, 534 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,560 Speaker 1: I really like a clean car, but I'm so disgusted 535 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,880 Speaker 1: right now that there is the dirtiest car. And my 536 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,080 Speaker 1: friend Julie got in it yesterday and I had to. 537 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: I was apologizing profusely. I was like, I'm so sorry. 538 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,200 Speaker 1: So she's like, got calm it's fine, Calm down, It's 539 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,879 Speaker 1: just a dirty car. Like but the wrappers and like 540 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 1: all of that. I think it's a real indication of 541 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: like someone's life. It's like when you have a chip 542 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 1: nail or something like, I feel like you're a dirty, 543 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,600 Speaker 1: lazy person if your car is not clean or your 544 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 1: nails are chipped. These are two things I really try 545 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,439 Speaker 1: to stay on top of as a brook, Like, I mean, 546 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 1: I'm a mess in so many other areas of my life. 547 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: But yeah, so I felt I was So I was 548 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,280 Speaker 1: apologizing profusely. So I just didn't know how how you 549 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 1: felt about the dirty car thing. And I mean at 550 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:23,359 Speaker 1: least once a week. Wow, I need to be better 551 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: I do, Yeah, I do. Jare's very good about cleaning 552 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,880 Speaker 1: his car. I just yeah. And the water bottles there, 553 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: I mean, how many water bottles are we having in 554 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:36,920 Speaker 1: their minors that I just have se mass in there 555 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,480 Speaker 1: with makeup, without makeup a lot of makeup, so I 556 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,280 Speaker 1: know which stage of my face to put it on, 557 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,679 Speaker 1: you know, Thank goodness. We really don't have to do 558 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,119 Speaker 1: that anymore. Do you have to wear them on airplanes anymore? 559 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,879 Speaker 1: I have to travel this week, you know. It's interesting. 560 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,399 Speaker 1: Sometimes I do put it on and sometimes I don't. 561 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 1: You've been doing a lot of traveling recently. It's been 562 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,400 Speaker 1: better though, right, Yeah, I have. I went to New York, 563 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 1: I went to Dallas. Um, I guess I have to 564 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,160 Speaker 1: go to New York this week. I didn't know that. Um, 565 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,720 Speaker 1: we're going to Vegas. I'm excited about that. While you 566 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,400 Speaker 1: are that, you have to send me that picture. By 567 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,840 Speaker 1: the way, you never sent it to me. I will. Um. 568 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: We do a fun work outing in Vegas, and it 569 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 1: was it's been a couple of years now because of COVID, 570 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 1: But UM, myself, you, uh, dray Hand and Glazer. We 571 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: all went out afterwards. Joel maybe Joel went with us. Yeah, 572 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 1: but the whole crew gets together and it's really fun 573 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,200 Speaker 1: and it's just a reminder of like what a great 574 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: group we have. It's so I mean, Vegas is a time, 575 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,000 Speaker 1: as you know, I was just gonna go for litterally. 576 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,320 Speaker 1: My flight was at eight o'clock tonight and to come 577 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,640 Speaker 1: back at eight am. But you just pop on in, 578 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,480 Speaker 1: pop on out, good food, taking a show I need 579 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 1: to take. I need to see who's doing residencies there 580 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,760 Speaker 1: because I need to get out there for a show. 581 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,160 Speaker 1: I think Carrie knew what was doing one. I know 582 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,480 Speaker 1: she would. I would definitely go see that. I wish 583 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 1: before COVID Kelly Clarkson was supposed to go do it. 584 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,920 Speaker 1: I wish she had. I think that would have been 585 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,840 Speaker 1: a really good show. She's a sick voice. I've never 586 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: met her. I know that you've done her shows a 587 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,960 Speaker 1: couple of different times. She's really right, isn't. I feel 588 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 1: like she's like the girls girl that you She's a 589 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 1: good thing. She cusses, she drinks, she's a good she's 590 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:17,520 Speaker 1: a good girl. She's a Southern girl to the core. Yeah, 591 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,400 Speaker 1: So I gotta do some traveling. I gotta get vacations. 592 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 1: So I'd love to hear some vacation spots and clean 593 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:29,080 Speaker 1: my car. Apparently so shopping for what grocery shopping for? Tonight, 594 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,200 Speaker 1: I'm home alone, Kevin McAllister and I am going to 595 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,440 Speaker 1: watch hockey. In thirty minutes, the Penguins are going to 596 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,320 Speaker 1: be on. I'm excited for that. Go Jeffrey Carter, and 597 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to make myself a little sensible salmon with 598 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,240 Speaker 1: some broccoli, and then I am just gonna be trying 599 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 1: to be in shape because yesterday I shoved about fifty 600 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 1: chicken tenders in my mouth. I didn't have any of 601 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,640 Speaker 1: those sliders, and then I didn't miss eating the sushi 602 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 1: that we all had before. So yeah, I need to 603 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 1: a sense of salmon and we'd have a sensible salmon. 604 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 1: We will let you guys go please right into the 605 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:07,320 Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast. You guys, any questions you have for us, 606 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,640 Speaker 1: We talked about it on the pregame. Um, I have 607 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,400 Speaker 1: a lot of questions for Aaron that I've really never 608 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,920 Speaker 1: asked her about Dancing with the Stars. Can the outfits 609 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: the whole thing where I'm gonna pick the microphone? There's 610 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,880 Speaker 1: a good question. So if you have questions about Dancing 611 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 1: with the Stars. I'd love to get into that. More 612 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,800 Speaker 1: is doing a little throwback Thursday get it, and then 613 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,840 Speaker 1: vacation spots and the acceptable amount of times you can 614 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,800 Speaker 1: turn a drink or food. You guys are the best. 615 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. We will see you next week. 616 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,720 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of 617 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 1: I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, 618 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever 619 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,040 Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.