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Speaker 2: Sure it is there.

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My

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Speaker 2: Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black

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Speaker 3: conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. We are talking to you

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Speaker 2: mophos today, idiots, you dumb motherfucking doms.

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Speaker 3: Also got that little scat you did? Does that was

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Speaker 3: that from that episode of the Real World? Is that

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Speaker 3: what you were doing? No?

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Speaker 2: I think I was doing the Dnielle Jones.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but who knows.

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Speaker 2: We're all just, uh, we're just trying our best at

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Speaker 2: this point, you know, to keep it together.

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Speaker 3: Facts. Yeah, I don't have any. You're doing good. Every time.

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Speaker 2: It is truly just a guessing game of what noise

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Speaker 3: It's nerve wracking, really, honestly, it's.

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Speaker 2: The most pressure I feel with this podcast. I'm never

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Speaker 3: To be able to kick this podcast off for sure,

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Speaker 3: And because I know, because I've had some clunkers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you and me, both sisters, you and me vowing.

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Speaker 3: That shit feels bad. But the rest of it's good.

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Speaker 3: The rest of it's good.

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Speaker 2: I hope our listeners forgive us for for for what

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Speaker 2: we can't always do. We can't always show up the

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Speaker 3: That's all you can ask for. Well, we got.

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Speaker 2: An email from a listener and it's it's a rare,

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Speaker 2: It just says mmtm query. This comes from a person

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Speaker 2: I would go so far as to say is pretty

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Speaker 3: I couldn't get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of a lot it's and it's

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Speaker 2: it's fair. We should also mention that this person is

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Speaker 2: clearly British. They're a British person, and so maybe it's

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Speaker 2: But d Q said, YO got one for you here.

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Speaker 2: I got that part is. He talks about KRS one

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Speaker 2: breaking down hip hop and spiritual dimensions, and he sends

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Speaker 2: us a link. Then he goes on to say dimensions

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Speaker 2: very much a focus right now in recognizing interactions across

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Speaker 2: multiple timelines. Shit, Michio Kaku. Also, this genius brought a man,

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Speaker 2: Bret a man. You know, I don't know why y'all

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Speaker 2: talk like that, but that's how you boy, This genius Bret,

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Speaker 2: a man physicist is pushing boundaries in quantum that we

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Speaker 3: I don't know that. We do actually feel quite the opposite.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what quantum is, and frankly, I

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Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't even know. Not only do

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Speaker 3: I know what, not know what quantum war is. I

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Speaker 2: You're using quantum very casually, and I thought it was

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Speaker 3: He has some flippant everyday term, and I don't like it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, man, you ain't up on your quantum.

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Speaker 2: Treat it, treat it like a goddamn professional word, the

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Speaker 3: DQ, please please please respect the scientists. You know, we do.

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Speaker 3: You know we do.

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Speaker 2: You were science boys in that we let scientists do

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Speaker 3: We all have our place on God's green Earth. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And and with that, DQ sent us, with all those

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Speaker 4: Okay, Longstone David British from the UK Opinion, Well too

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Speaker 4: much read them since watching ends to the spider of

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Speaker 3: Wait, I saw it too, and it made me think

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Speaker 3: It made me. It made that movie makes you feel

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I do think that that's a problem, right,

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Speaker 2: Like I look, look, I'm I'm all for us advancing

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Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, if your inspiration

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Speaker 2: gotta take a second to really ask yourself. Are you

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Just moved by Miles Morales and his journey to discover

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Speaker 3: There's no wrong answers. That movie was a high emotional IQ.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a very moving film. I am not

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's fair, that's fair. I like that.

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Speaker 2: Well we'll go back to DQ. This grown man who

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Speaker 3: From A I get a confused with you can't British.

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Speaker 2: I think if you ask them, they're pretty Jamaican somehow.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, and how we hope we go ahead? We don't

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Speaker 4: know from like a collection of Okay, my mama didn't

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Speaker 4: This is taking a wild rush, a tough time, and

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Speaker 3: Did you say, he's just been working out and read it?

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Speaker 4: I think so it sounds like some shure that's trying

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Speaker 4: history of all living matter being present and being able

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Speaker 4: to access these records. Okay, so if you take a

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Speaker 4: I think what he's talked about is a an Austrian

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Speaker 2: That I have been your grandmother, you have been my grandmother.

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Speaker 2: We have I don't like that, Yeah, no, I didn't.

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Speaker 2: so I think principally, what what DQ may be speaking

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Speaker 3: If that makes sense, Yeah, that makes sense to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know that that's what he's saying, but

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Speaker 3: Let's see, I can't make heads and tail of what

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Speaker 3: he's saying. No, me neither.

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Speaker 2: But let's let's see if he clarifies.

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Speaker 3: I bet he doesn't.

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Speaker 4: So if you take a movie like The Men Who

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Speaker 4: Stare at Goats, my feeling is the CIA have been

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Speaker 3: Hold on, yeah, okay, he's talking about r C.

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Speaker 3: The fuck you know about rci You why you so

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Speaker 2: British people got their own ship, You've got your own

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Speaker 3: Worry about the fucking Kingsman or whatever it is you got.

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Speaker 2: You worry about the boy who played Elton John and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't, don't worry about us. We're holding it

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Speaker 2: You don't have to you don't have to come tracking

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Speaker 2: He knocked off my bowler? Yeah, you fuck out of here.

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Speaker 3: Where's the crime, Isn't it all right?

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Speaker 4: Been trying to use this as a means for that

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Speaker 4: Is that his name Rick Gello? No, that's not the name.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, let me check pause, Uri Gella boy, Eurie Ghetto,

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Speaker 4: good friend of Michael Jackson's. What of some sort I

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to work out what this is and if

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Speaker 4: it's like a weaponized form of higher order consciousness, higher

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Speaker 4: order connectivity, universal knowledge. Yeah, that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't mean.

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Speaker 4: Like research but very complex things and letting us work out.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, that's where he hits you with the shot

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Speaker 3: run it back.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait a minute, that makes sense. Peace continue, you know,

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Speaker 4: doing light research, but very complex things and letting us

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Speaker 4: Peace in a bit signing up.

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Speaker 3: WHOA, Okay, I mean who I think that? Uh, this

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Speaker 3: I Well, first, I have to stay off the damn

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Speaker 2: First of all, dqu we we appreciate you listening all

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Speaker 2: the way across the pond. We we value your listeners.

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Speaker 2: Ship that that said, you gotta come a little more

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Speaker 2: effectively sober next time you hit us up man, whatever

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Speaker 2: that was was not particularly intelligible. War Over, boy, were

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Speaker 2: you moving slow through it?

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Speaker 3: And I'm a slow talker.

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Speaker 2: I listen back to some of these clips and I go,

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Speaker 2: at a snail's pace through this goddamn theory, so much

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Speaker 2: so that it feels like you're trying to hurt us it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I I I listen as a person who himself

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Speaker 3: Inside of it. You just kept saying what's his name? Friend?

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Speaker 3: is your love for me? Come? Remember that kind of thought?

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Speaker 3: Like in that song, he called himself Chico bright Eyes,

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Speaker 3: I don't think so. Like if you started calling yourself

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Speaker 2: And I love it because his eyes aren't particularly bright.

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Speaker 3: He told that woman she would never find another Chico

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Speaker 2: That's right, right, Well, DQ, I'm sorry that we couldn't

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Speaker 2: be more helpful to your to your ramblings. I'm not

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, thank you for thank you for calling in,

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Speaker 3: because I mean, I don't mind the voiceover if you

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Speaker 2: and we would love more of them. It would be right,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let us break it down piece by piece.

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Speaker 2: Like let us let us tear you apart, limb from

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Speaker 2: that's what we want to deliver, as you give us

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Speaker 3: Yeah or whatever. He was in the in the in

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Speaker 2: know means pussy. Yeah, I remember that, I do remember.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you guys are silly.

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Speaker 2: Tom Hanks. And and we'll find out in probably future emails.

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Speaker 2: I love it well, So, Bory, could you tell the

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Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram tour announcing soon.

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Speaker 3: I can say it here though now at least because

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Speaker 3: the Aluminum Foil Tour. Dates can be found to bring

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Speaker 3: after the show. And this is for marketing, not just

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Speaker 2: And from what I hear, he'll eat it in front

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Speaker 2: I think Bori's gonna be showing up places with a

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Speaker 3: In front of you. Oh napkin a tuck in.

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Speaker 2: He'll talk his napkin in like Tom and Jerry, and

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Speaker 2: he'll he'll eat your goddamn plate.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, if you can make like a like a

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Speaker 2: You might jump up to the top of the line.

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Speaker 2: We'll see yeah, hook my man up. And as always,

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Speaker 2: you can follow me at Langston Kerman on Instagram. I

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Speaker 2: have some dates coming up, but more importantly, my mama

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Speaker 2: told me it's gonna be we're gonna be doing some

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Speaker 2: do some live shows in your city. And if it's

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Speaker 3: You better fucking drive to me.

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Speaker 2: That's all we can do is somewhere near you and

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Speaker 2: hope that you'll make the trip.

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Speaker 3: And just know it's not quite done yet. But the

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Speaker 3: name is gonna be funny and the poster's gonna be fine.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more. And as always, if you want

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Speaker 2: send us your own uh, your own conspiracy theory, send

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Speaker 2: would love to hear from you. And that's all the stuff.

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Speaker 3: Bye, bitch, motherfucking Mini Yoursel.

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Speaker 1: Mini episode, motherfucking Mini ever Self, motherfucking Mini Herself Mini episode,

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