WEBVTT - Michael Urie Returns to Disobey Bridger Again 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:14.440 And I invited you here. I thought I made myself 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:21.239 perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:27.440 gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests, 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:30.160 your presences presents enough. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:35.920 I already had too much stuff, So how do you 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:38.240 dare to surbey me? 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:55.040 Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm pretter wineger. My 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.240 hair is still a little damp, but it'll probably dry 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:02.240 out throughout the episode, so you feel that, you'll feel 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.000 it as my hair gets drier and drier and starts 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:10.560 to poof. If that's how I'm starting, what could I 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:14.240 have to offer? Last night? It was you know, it's 0:01:14.400 --> 0:01:17.560 just me begging the TV to show me something. Last 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:23.200 night I watched Adopted Too. This is the sequel I 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:27.320 assume to Adopted. I haven't seen Adopted, and I really 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.600 haven't seen Adopted Too. But it was about an evil 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:36.520 little boy who is adopted and things don't turn out 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:41.279 well for the family the adopted boy. Let's just be honest. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:47.240 Adoption is evil, adopted people are evil. It's all obviously evil, 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.840 and thanks to tub we now know. I haven't seen 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:53.880 Adopted one though, so I can't speak to it. I 0:01:53.880 --> 0:02:00.440 also watched Hag. I watched Hag the twob of Original. 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:04.320 That's about a woman named Mag who is a hag 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.960 and she I didn't watch much of that either, but 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:13.480 I think she kills her gay friend. That's my life. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.600 I've skipped through too to be Originals and been mad 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:21.120 at my TV. So that's essentially where we are. Do 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.440 we need to talk about any business? I should remind 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:29.920 you we have YouTube. We have YouTube at home. We're 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:36.079 on YouTube. Tell your favorite tween YouTube. Somebody's created a 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:38.720 like a subreddit for the podcast, and that seems to 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.720 be thriving, which is nice. People are buzzing around Reddit. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.040 I was so against Reddit for such a long time, 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:47.040 but it seems like it's the last place on the internet. 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:50.960 Ah Patreon, patreon dot com, slash I said, no gifts 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:56.200 the best value online. So get over there, support the podcast, 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:58.480 do whatever you want. I want to get into the 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:02.760 podcast because I mean, I just today's guest. He's nominated 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.080 for an Emmy. He's been nominated for an Emmy twice. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.480 The truth is everybody loves him. It's Michael Yury. Michael. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.000 Welcome back to I said, Nokia. 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:12.120 Oh what a pleasure. I'm so happy to be back. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.639 I'm sorry that I giggled. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.280 I'm sorry. I have nothing to share about. 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.800 My life, but your too, be habits. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:20.760 I have nothing but to be in my life. 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:23.320 It really sounds like not to jump in to the 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:27.079 to be of it all. But Hag One and adopted 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:29.679 to feel like they might be the same. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.639 They must be in the same universe. There's definitely in 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:36.040 the same level of quality. I'll say that, do we. 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:39.560 Think the family and adopted one is the same same 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:40.840 family or same child? 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:41.200 Oh? 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.800 Interesting, I would say that the the hag is probably 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.720 the babysitter in Adopted One. I bet she's circling the block. 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.119 It's a spin off, yes, spin off. 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.080 Right, mag is in her car. She's waiting for the 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:57.720 little boy to kill his first family and then she'll 0:03:57.720 --> 0:04:00.720 probably she probably takes him to the It's called Sid's 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.320 Mental Institute. I think something like that is where it's 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.040 a little boy in Sid's something like that. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.000 That's your dream, Sid. One day, I want to have 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.760 a mental institution named for. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:15.280 Myself, Cherry's Mental Institution. Come on down. It's something like that. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.520 It's like, why is there just a first name Larry's 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:19.640 Mental Institution? 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.360 But that's Ronson and Sons. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:28.920 Plumb Company. Not a great mental institution. 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:32.400 I'll say, well, oh no, that's that's too bad, so 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:33.880 you don't recommend it. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.320 I would not send my evil child to this one 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.239 because he's going to get out. It's gonna be a bloodbath. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:40.240 Oh he escaped. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.600 He escapes pretty easily, I'll be honest. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:46.040 Oh, it goes back to his adopted family. That's what's 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:47.240 adopted one is about. 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:49.279 I think that family's dead. 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:49.760 Oh. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:53.080 I think he finds a new family. Oh, do you 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:54.480 want to find out what happens with the I don't 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:55.880 want to spoil it because I know you're going to 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:56.360 watch it. 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.359 I don't think I don't think I will. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.120 There's a chance we're going to get an adopt up 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:03.799 to three because he almost immediately after killing his new family, 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:05.239 finds a new Fanily. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.400 Oh, so it's the same kid kids, And they gotta 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.400 they got to shoot these quickly because that kid that 0:05:10.440 --> 0:05:12.359 actually getting older. 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:15.640 So they probably have shot like six of them already, just. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:20.280 Holding them until the time is right, until the public 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:21.080 begs for more. 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:25.040 It sounds great Toob's pumping them out. I looked through 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:28.520 the tub Originals last night. Weirdly didn't see Adopted one. 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:29.760 I just saw Adopted two. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:33.000 There, So Adopted one is on Apple. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:40.080 It's a huge shift in quality, major budget slash. 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:43.279 It's on Apple and Chris Pratt's in it, and it's 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.600 like it's like a I spent like ten million. 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.800 It's a very thoughtful piece about the adoption process, and 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:56.680 Adopted two goes full bar. But I'm really recommending to 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.320 be to people at this point. And this is not 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.800 paid to advertising, it's just their there's a lot of trash. Yeah, 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.680 incredible amount of trash. Because I think Lifetime became kind 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.119 of self aware. Uh huh, Right to Be doesn't feel 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:08.880 quite as aware. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:10.080 To Be is the new Lifetime. 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:14.480 Yeah it might be. Wow, new Lifetime Hallmark and good documentaries, 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:16.800 oh genuinely. 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:20.120 Actually actually good documentaries on to Be and it's to be? 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:24.840 Don't they have Little Toby too? To Be? 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.920 It's like to be. I can't do it. I don't 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:33.400 have the range of the range for two. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:35.760 It's a it's a female voice, I believe, and it 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:40.840 goes up to be to be, well. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:45.520 It's either to be or as I hear, not to be. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.040 I feel like, wow, I think you might be the 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:49.039 first person to get to that. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.880 That's my understanding of how that works. It's either to 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:58.120 be or adversely not to be on the other side 0:06:58.120 --> 0:06:58.360 of it. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.240 And then there's movie. Oh, there's movie. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.479 Movie is a thing I haven't been saying to be wrong. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:05.760 It's also movie. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.560 I'm pretty sure there's something called movie. 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.640 And on movie they they play movies. 0:07:09.920 --> 0:07:15.240 I think so. I think they play probably strictly movies. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.360 I think movie might be a little bit more a platform, 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:22.440 a little more in control of its content. But I 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.080 could be wrong. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:28.280 In control like they have, they have like technique, like style, 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:33.760 and maybe like the categories are to be. It's almost 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.440 like it sounds like I could make a movie and 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.640 put it on to be myself possibly. 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:38.960 I think we're getting close to that. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.000 You can upload it. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:44.480 Yeah, but it's got a it's got a little bit 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.560 of something for everybody. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.040 Oh that sounds great. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:50.080 I feel like you have a richer, faller life than me. 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.920 What have you been doing? That's not true at all, 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:54.880 That's simply absolutely. 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.880 That's not true at all. In fact, I'm wearing pants 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:58.400 that I bought with you. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.680 Wait, when when did you buy paints? 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:02.160 When we buy? When do we go pants shop? 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:07.080 You and Jimmy and me were in your neighborhood. We 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.080 had breakfast, and we were wandering around and we happened 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.600 upon a very cute, little secondhand clothing shop and I 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:16.720 got these definitely female pants. Oh good for you, but 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:17.920 I wear them all the time. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:19.000 They're so cozy. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:24.200 And here let's see these these Oh those are great. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.200 Those are really fantastic. Wait, I'm trying to think of 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.000 was it a leader of the pack? Was it a 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:30.160 that sounds familiar? 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:34.520 I don't remember. I just remember it was little Literally 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:35.720 the pack sounds kind of familiar. 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:38.760 Where did we had breakfast at Bells? Yes? This is 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:40.960 lining up Bells. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:42.000 Oh, yes, that's right. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:44.800 And then we walked down, we wandered around the neighborhood 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.160 and we went into this place and I saw these. 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:51.920 That sounds right, little girls shoot pants. This takes me 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.760 back to about like two thousand and six. I would 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:59.600 buy women's pants at like I don't know, American Eagle 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:01.640 or something they were like, because at the time it 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.160 was kind of almost impossible to buy a men's pant 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:05.520 that wasn't huge. 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:08.600 Uhha, right, because of the style right men. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:09.679 Needed, right, that's what. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:11.720 That was. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.040 The pants strong enough for a man. But I think 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:15.679 I would go to like American Eagle and buy like 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:21.559 boot cut women's jeans. I guess that's fantastic. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:23.440 Why are men's pants so big? Then? 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.079 Do you think that men needed big pants so that 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:29.400 the illusion of how big their penis was was was. 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.520 Oh interesting, it was a bigger curtain. 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:33.320 Exactly. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.760 I can really hide things. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:39.160 Nine pants because well why else would I. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.199 I mean, I'm like, we're like, like, let's find the 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:42.360 tiniest pants we can. 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.400 Well, as a small person, it's just I've I just 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.760 feel like I've been living in a giant world my 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:52.559 entire life. Oh wow, and so and then there was 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.640 a small period when men's clothes kind of were fitted 0:09:55.840 --> 0:10:00.320 through like the mid to late thousands and ten ye 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.240 scenes and then we're back to a boxier stuff. 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.120 I know now people like a big old pant. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:07.680 Yeah, And for me it's still I'm a little I know. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:09.760 It's like I fought so hard for things to fit. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.200 I know, I know I've been I've been on the 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:16.080 elliptical for years just to spit into my girl pants. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.160 Now people are like, nah, it doesn't matter. Your likes 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:20.200 could be as big as you want. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.559 It can just be enormous pants. 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.439 Yeah, here, put on these these balloons. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:26.400 Right, And I just don't feel like that's me. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:28.360 No, I don't really either. 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.880 But but I will say I get very few compliments 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:35.880 on these brands, almost none, and it does not determin 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.720 me because they're so cozy. I look right, they're so 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.160 they like st they're kind of stretchy, and they're hot. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.800 They're high water whatever you call it. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.840 Oh, I didn't realize it's like a high water or 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:47.560 like a men's caprice. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.280 Yeah, they're cut offs. I mean, so somebody cut them 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.440 at at some point, but I've just rolled them up. 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:56.199 Oh, so you were kind of forced to Otherwise that would. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.360 Be Otherwise they would be misshapen and they would be 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.120 like not long enough or too long. 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.480 And so I mean I'm obsessed with them. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:06.280 I would say, there are a little crossroads like Britney 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.280 Spears crossroads. It's a great look. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:13.319 Thank you now. So that's enough compliments for me to 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.640 keep wearing it forever. But then sometimes I'll wear big pants, 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:18.600 not that I buy, but that people put me in 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:23.600 for right acting things, and I get all the compliments 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:24.480 because that's what's in. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.480 Right now interesting, But then it's going to be out 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:27.920 and everyone's going to be embarrassed. 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:31.280 Absolutely, it's gonna be like, what were you thinking wearing 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:36.079 a big, drapy double breasted suit unfastened? 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:37.160 It's a trap. 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:40.040 It is a trap because I remember when double breasted 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.480 suits used to be popular, and then when they were 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:44.959 the dumbest thing we could possibly look at. 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.240 Isn't that crazy that like we like? 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.120 I remember also the hairstyles of now, even the hairstyle 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:53.439 I'm sporting, which has a little bit of like, way 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:57.040 more hair looks great? Thank you again, I'm with these compliments, 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:59.000 but like so much hair in the back, and there 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:02.200 was a period I feel like that was minutes ago 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:05.720 where men with hair in the back of their head 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.120 was the most disgusting thing, And now it's hot, it 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.040 looks great, everyone loves it. 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:13.160 I've said for a long time that when the clothes 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.599 you wore in middle school come back into style, you 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.440 should get to die. I think it's just like, Okay, 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:23.520 now I've completed the cycle onto the grave. But unfortunately, 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.080 I think you probably see that cycle probably six times 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:31.800 through a life. Gosh right, I mean, cruel, endless, tough experience. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:35.720 We just have to keep wagging up every damn day. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:40.480 It's a very beautiful day today though, been nice weather. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:43.360 It has because we had a couple of like like 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:44.480 a June gloom. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.600 That's all I want. You don't want the June gloe. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.120 You like the gloom because in La once we get 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.760 out of June gloom, we're into August through November. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:54.800 Hell, oh that's fair. 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.480 It's brutal. 0:12:56.640 --> 0:13:00.240 But I love the sun like this because I I 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.640 grew up in Texas where it's humid. Oh right, so 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:08.560 the air is hot, and there's something about California that 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:09.840 the sun is hot. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:10.920 Yes, but if you. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.760 Go in the shade, it's no longer hot. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:13.280 Right. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:17.600 That is a miracle. It's like a miracle. And I 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.439 realized that's simple. It's just simple science. But like in 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:23.800 Texas where it's humid, in New York, where I most 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.200 of the time, where it's humid, like it doesn't matter 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.640 where the sun is. You walk out that door, out 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:32.000 of the air conditioning, and you are drenched and sweat immediately. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.160 Yeah, I was because I was in New York in 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:38.000 April or maybe no, yeah, April, and I kind of 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:40.480 expected that the trick of New York where you're like, oh, 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.360 this is the most beautiful place in the world. Why 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:43.240 wouldn't I live here? 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:43.520 Right? 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.640 But instead it was extremely hot and then extremely cold. 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.760 So it was probably bad for a vacation, but it 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:51.800 was also good for me to be like, oh, yeah, 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:53.480 this is a large part of the year here. 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.120 Yeah, so you were there for both. 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:58.520 I was there. Over the course of a week. It 0:13:58.520 --> 0:14:01.880 went from like ninety degrees to forty degrees and there 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:03.560 was essentially no in between. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.880 That's a problem. Yeah, but it's like it was mom 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:07.600 Dommie's fault. 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:12.720 I believe everything. This guy's out of control. Let's get 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.520 Eric Adams back in the office. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.480 He balanced the budget, but look at the weather. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.960 Okay, but so you you basically did not tell me 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.200 what you've been up to other than buying pants with me. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.160 You were trying to make me feel better about my life, 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.960 saying Bridger, you're shopping, You're going to breakfast. That was 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:34.520 months ago. 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:38.200 That was months ago, one morning, one day a year. 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.840 I go out, what else have I been doing? Let's see, 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.120 we are shooting this is the fourth season of Shrinking. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:48.320 So that's television program and it's really really fun. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:52.480 It's going really well, and I'm really enjoying being here 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:56.680 in California. I spent the fall in New York. I 0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:00.760 was in Oh Mary, that's right, and ritured the Second 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:05.200 by Shakespeare and it was awesome, and New York was awesome. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:06.960 New York on the autumn is really lovely. 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:11.080 And then I enjoyed the winter it gets and we 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:12.800 did have one this year, which was nice. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.200 To defend the winter. You can't say that and then 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.840 just move on. What about winter? You like it or 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:21.720 you tolerated? 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:23.280 Interesting? Good question. 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.440 Well, I like the snow, Like when it's snows, it's 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:28.920 really beautiful, and like there's nothing like seeing Central Park 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:35.200 covered in snow doing a picture, but you can. But 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:39.480 then there is day three, day four of the snow 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:44.640 where it becomes like slushy, grosslthy, having to leap over. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.760 But I'll say something that And this is also like 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:51.000 because I'm I loved being in the theater. 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:52.000 I love doing theater. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:56.040 And in New York there's a thing that happens with 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:59.160 New Yorkers are just so tough, like it doesn't matter 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:04.800 if it's boring rain, a blizzard, horrible heat, they will 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:09.040 keep their plans right. And this is something that I like, 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:12.000 what I love about New York in the winter is 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:15.240 that it doesn't matter. I mean, a blizzard, maybe maybe 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:17.520 that'll shut the city down, But it doesn't matter. If 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:21.520 there's slush, if there's snow, if there's rain, if there's 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.320 horrible heat, people are gonna go and they're. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:25.280 Gonna show up at the theater. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.360 Right every time, every time it's like a horrible weather day, 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:29.960 and I think, oh gosh, I hope we have an 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:30.840 audience tonight. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:34.360 They show up. And I think that's so the resiliency 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:35.680 of a New Yorker. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:39.600 Right, the commitment, yeah, which I appreciate, and I kind 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.520 of want out of everyone but myself. I want I 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.000 want the option to be able to cancel, fake out 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.600 at last minute. Yeah, that's fair, which is a nice 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.480 thing about LA. Although I anytime I cancel on somebody, 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:54.120 the apologizing I do is overwhelming, and then I realize 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.480 no one here cares, No one cares. Essentially expected that 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:59.400 you're probably going to cancel day. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:02.320 Of I think LA people are relieved when you cancel. 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:03.000 Oh. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.439 I mean, of course, everyone's like, oh, thank god they 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:06.800 canceled so I didn't have to. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:11.000 Yeah, it's really just chicken just waiting, pushing it as 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.880 far as humanly possible. I'm thinking about something tonight i'd 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:15.760 like to cancel and I don't even have to leave 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:16.440 my house for it. 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:21.399 Oh wow, what is it watching to be? To cancel 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.240 with yourself? Watching to I'm hoping to be? Will cancel 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:27.159 on me? First, you're a low point. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:33.320 You're really hoping for not to be tonight. But there's 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:34.320 nothing I mean. 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.840 In New York, if you're like out and about and 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:39.640 somebody canceled, it can be like a drag. 0:17:39.680 --> 0:17:41.399 You're like, oh, well, I came all the way downtown, 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:41.919 I do this. 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.879 Packed about. Yeah, I like planned for my day. But 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:51.080 in LA, You're right, there is something about like and 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:55.200 because the excuses are generally like not weather related. 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:56.960 Here, no, never. 0:17:58.480 --> 0:17:59.840 There, It's like I know when I go in that, 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:03.359 but people do, they don't care. They're like, let's go, 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.919 let's get out there, let's do it. I don't know. 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.000 I've lived in New York since I was nineteen years 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:13.320 old wild and which was in the nineteen hundred and 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:17.760 now I have this great life where I don't have 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:20.040 to spend all my time there, and I think it's 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:21.240 made me love it. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.360 Way more having the option to not be there. 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:27.719 Because I'm here half the year with this awesome gig, 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:32.199 and I get to visit New York and like, on 0:18:32.240 --> 0:18:34.080 my last trip to New York a couple of weeks ago, 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.400 I saw six shows in three days. 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:39.960 This is another thing to me. If I see one 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:44.240 show in a quarter, I'm like, oh, I'm tired. Wow, 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:45.880 what an attention span I have. 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:48.240 I saw three shows in one day? 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:49.520 And what shows did you say? 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:52.360 I saw Schmiga Dune two pm. Terrific. 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:53.320 I've heard It's wonderful. 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:54.000 It was great. 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:56.439 And I made sure I was sitting on the aisle, 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:59.240 and I knew that I could zip out very quickly 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:01.520 as soon as the curtain I'm ready for the curtain 0:19:01.520 --> 0:19:03.600 call to be over. And as soon as the curtain 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:05.879 call was over, I zipped out. I had texted my 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.119 friends in the show, I'm not coming to say hello 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.240 because I am zipping out. I have to go right downtown. 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:14.240 So I zipped out right by. I was really close 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:16.480 to the train, hopped right on the train, went downtown 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.200 and I saw, can I be Frank? 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:21.000 Oh? Who is this? 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:22.440 It's about Frank. 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:27.360 Maya, Okay, the comedian from the eighties, and this this 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:32.480 this guy Morgan put together this incredible show about Frank 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:35.840 Maya where he does some of the Frank Maya Frank 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:40.320 ditabdes and he does some of Frank's material and then 0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:45.720 most but mostly it's Morgan's musings on the world and 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:50.040 Frank then and what we are lacking in the Frank 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:54.000 we don't have now. It's Oh, it was so good 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.680 at the Soho Playhouse, which is a really cool, really 0:19:56.760 --> 0:19:59.720 cool space and directed by Sam Pinkleton. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:02.760 Oh my god, he's everywhere. He's everywhere and has directed 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:04.800 one hundred things in the last like two years. 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:07.640 I know he's he's earned it. He's very good. I 0:20:07.680 --> 0:20:09.199 know him because I did. 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:12.080 I did a solo play many years ago called Bayern 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:16.120 Cellar that was written by Jonathan Tolan's and in it, 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:19.639 I had to do a little dance that plays about 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.600 the basement mall that Barbara strikes in. 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:26.080 Oh my god. Yeah, her male familiar. 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:29.600 And to play chronicles this actor that gets hired to 0:20:29.800 --> 0:20:33.359 run the shops okay, And what he doesn't realize until 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:36.199 she walks in is that it's a play acting. 0:20:36.720 --> 0:20:37.760 It's like an acting job. 0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:39.240 Oh shot, I love this. 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:42.560 It's so brilliant. This show is absolutely brilliant. She comes 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:44.639 down to shop and none of that's real. I mean, 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:45.440 the mall is real. 0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:48.960 Can if we talk about the mall for just a second. 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:51.080 We could talk about the mall all, I could talk 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:51.720 about the mall. 0:20:51.960 --> 0:20:54.520 What do you know about the mall? Actually, I don't 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:56.280 want to get off of and we need to circle 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:58.040 back to all of this. But you can't bring up 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:00.560 the ma all without let's get some facts about the mall. 0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:04.680 What I know about the mall is and what anyone 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:08.640 can access is her book My Passion for Design, which 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:10.320 is a coffee table book that came out I want 0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:11.800 to say in twenty eleven. 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:13.159 She stole the title from me. 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:17.520 You were going to wreck that book. 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:19.919 I didn't have any idea. I just loved the title, 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:22.640 so I'll get around for design. 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:27.439 She has said that she was supposed to make a 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:31.240 movie and it fell apart, so instead she made a book, 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:38.960 and the book chronicles her renovations of the Malibu Compound, 0:21:39.400 --> 0:21:44.080 which is a giant house and then another couple of houses. 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:48.639 And one of the houses is a barn. Looks like 0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:52.040 a barn is a barn, but is a house. And 0:21:52.119 --> 0:21:56.280 in the basement of this house, that's a barn. She 0:21:56.320 --> 0:22:00.680 has built a street of shops, so it's like cobblestone wow, 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:04.560 and it's different shops like a like a European arcade. 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:11.800 There's an antiques store, a gift shoppy, and a sweet 0:22:11.840 --> 0:22:14.960 shop where there is a frozen yogurt machine, a dress 0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:18.160 shop where all of her like like collective. It's it's 0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:21.240 where she keeps her collectibles essentially, so there's she has 0:22:21.320 --> 0:22:24.840 a doll collection. She has I think the doll shop 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:27.280 is called B's Doll Shop, and they're name you know, 0:22:27.280 --> 0:22:28.919 there's like and you can see all these pictures. They 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:31.920 are all available online or you can get the book 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:36.239 My Passion for Design, which when it came out was 0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:39.000 like six thousand dollars and now you can get on 0:22:39.040 --> 0:22:42.879 Amazon for like ten. But I have a copy of it, 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:45.359 of course, and we use it in the in the play. 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:49.120 The play is very uh for legal reasons. 0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:52.120 It's very clear that like this is real and what 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:53.840 you're about to see is not sight. 0:22:54.119 --> 0:22:57.119 So John is a genius and like the way that 0:22:57.920 --> 0:23:00.320 he sets it up is just it's it's it's so 0:23:00.480 --> 0:23:03.199 fantastic and it's one of these things that like he 0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:05.560 asked me to read the script and I read it 0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:07.040 and I was like, this is really good. And I 0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:10.719 asked my partner Ryan, you know lovely Ryan, I was like, well, 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:12.440 you just look at this, just like take a look 0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:14.320 and tell me if you think this is something that 0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:17.480 I should do. And we were on I'll never forget, 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:19.360 we were on a plane. I handed in the script 0:23:20.080 --> 0:23:24.399 and he looked at it, and about one minute later 0:23:24.480 --> 0:23:26.080 he said, I already think you should do this. 0:23:26.160 --> 0:23:26.480 Wow. 0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:30.560 It was that yeah, it was that good, like it 0:23:30.600 --> 0:23:32.000 could be a movie at some point. 0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:33.880 Well, wouldn't it be funny if it was a movie. 0:23:33.880 --> 0:23:35.400 And she played of course. 0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:40.000 Barbara, who I'm sure in the play kills someone. That's 0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:41.160 why you have to make it clear. 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:45.320 Yes, in the place she kills her adopted family, but 0:23:45.400 --> 0:23:46.359 we make clear. 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:49.600 At the beginning that that's not that's not. 0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:53.360 Sure shopping this to Tuvias adopted three. 0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:56.640 So there's this amazing sequence in the play where he's 0:23:56.680 --> 0:23:59.440 working in bees doll shop dusting. He's like, spends a 0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:01.720 few days there alone, and then finally she shows up 0:24:01.760 --> 0:24:03.919 and there's a ding at the door and she walks 0:24:04.240 --> 0:24:05.920 and he's like, what do I do now? 0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:06.439 Oh? 0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:09.439 And she goes she looks at him and she says, 0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:14.160 you have nice things here, and he realizes, ohere we're 0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:17.960 making believe and the play goes on from there and 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:22.000 it's just so so wonderful and like, of course we 0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:24.520 have we poke fun at her in the play, but 0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:28.119 it's actually quite loving and very respectful, and there's nothing 0:24:28.119 --> 0:24:30.399 in it. He doesn't put anything in it that you 0:24:30.440 --> 0:24:33.080 know that she hasn't said in the press or whatever like, 0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:37.400 so there's nothing that's like false or it's just it's 0:24:37.520 --> 0:24:39.919 just a made up fantasia. 0:24:39.359 --> 0:24:40.840 A celebration of Barbara and her. 0:24:40.880 --> 0:24:42.200 Mall, yes, exactly. 0:24:42.720 --> 0:24:44.280 How do you get access? I guess you just had 0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:45.000 to be friends with her? 0:24:45.200 --> 0:24:48.040 Well? And then I have, of course, because because I 0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:48.560 ran the show. 0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:49.560 I did the show. It was a big hit in 0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:51.159 New York. We did it first forever. I've done it 0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:55.720 six hundred times or more, and we did it off 0:24:55.720 --> 0:24:57.960 Broadway for a long time, and a lot of people came, 0:24:58.000 --> 0:25:01.160 a lot of like fame and people and people who 0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:03.720 like and there was like one time somebody stopped me 0:25:03.720 --> 0:25:05.600 and they were like, I was one of Barbara's assistants 0:25:05.640 --> 0:25:09.080 and this is so accurate, or or somebody who was 0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:10.119 like how did he know? 0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:12.080 Like, did he work there? 0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:12.360 Oh? 0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:13.080 It? 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:20.000 So it's like John just channeled something so accurately Jane. 0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:22.760 I think it's okay if I say this. 0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:26.359 Jane Fonda came to the show twice, okay, And she 0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:30.159 came backstage and she was like the first thing she 0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:30.720 said to me. 0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:32.680 Was I've been in that mall. 0:25:35.280 --> 0:25:37.000 I was trapped there for six weeks. 0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:41.280 And I was like oh, and she goes, do you 0:25:41.280 --> 0:25:42.600 think Barbara would like this? 0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:45.000 And I was like, I don't. I don't know. 0:25:45.080 --> 0:25:47.840 You tell me and she goes, I don't think she would. 0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:52.600 I was like, well, it's not it's not. 0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:55.520 Really for her. It's more about her, Like we we 0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:57.640 love her very much. We don't want any we don't want, 0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:00.280 don't have anything I get. We love her, love her, 0:26:00.280 --> 0:26:03.080 that's why we're doing this. But she was, she was 0:26:03.160 --> 0:26:05.000 very she she came twice and she brought a dog. 0:26:05.440 --> 0:26:07.600 Oh. I've seen her with. 0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:10.359 Her dog front the dog and it's cute. 0:26:10.520 --> 0:26:12.040 You can't say no to Jane Fonda's dog. 0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:15.639 It's change. Let it just a legend. 0:26:16.200 --> 0:26:18.440 And don't think Barbara would like it? Oh yeah, Barbara's 0:26:18.440 --> 0:26:20.600 got a sense of humor. She's got a mall. 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:24.520 I mean, I don't know if the mall is a 0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:26.359 joke to her, though I think it's really just a 0:26:26.400 --> 0:26:29.000 place to I can't think of another. I guess Graceland 0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:31.960 or never Land, like like I'm trying to think, like 0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:39.280 what places have stars not just done something eccentric, right, 0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:42.000 but then also photographed it and. 0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:46.119 Public shown off as though it was a normal. 0:26:46.200 --> 0:26:51.440 Yeah, right, like like it's it's a step above, it's 0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:54.760 it's not just architectural digestread. 0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:57.040 This is a whole book. 0:26:57.720 --> 0:27:02.359 There's a whole book chronicling the entire renovation, and like 0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:05.240 the whole property, and there's a there's a great because 0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:09.199 it's supposed to be. It's giving, like the whole the 0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:11.800 whole thing is giving. And and I don't this is 0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:14.080 not my opinion. I learned this from the play in 0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:17.840 John Tolms. But it's giving Connecticut. It' very, it's very 0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:20.600 there's a barn and there's like a farm. It's like 0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:25.240 a farmhouse and in Malibu, and there's there's a great 0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:28.119 scene in the play where he's like, no, this is 0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:32.000 not your run of the mill barn. Barbara doesn't do 0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:34.640 run of the mill anything, although she does in fact 0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:36.720 run a mill. And then I opened the book and 0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:39.399 there's a giant mill. There is a mill. There's a 0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:40.960 mill on the property. 0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:42.760 Is it milling anything? 0:27:42.960 --> 0:27:43.480 I don't know. 0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:47.560 Well, there's a there's a I guess it's in a pond, right, 0:27:47.760 --> 0:27:51.880 It's like it's like, yes, in a pond. And and 0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:55.159 the pond that is described to how it's a koi pond, 0:27:56.080 --> 0:27:59.240 and she there's a great section of the book photographs 0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.879 of the coypon it. It's like in the the captions 0:28:01.920 --> 0:28:03.960 are all in her voice, right, so you can read 0:28:04.000 --> 0:28:07.639 the whole thing in her voice. It's really delightful. I 0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:09.760 used to do it for people after the show backstage. 0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:12.280 It was like it was like my like my late show. 0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:14.680 I would be like, read my favorite parts of the book. 0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:16.600 And one of them is this section with the koi pond, 0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:21.080 where she's it's a beautiful photo of this beautiful photography 0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:22.119 is great. The photography. 0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:24.440 She got this great photographer to do it named Barbara 0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:29.800 streisand does all the principal photography. And there's a beautiful 0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:32.119 photo of the pond with the koi in it, and 0:28:32.400 --> 0:28:34.400 they're all black and white koi and she's like, see 0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:37.960 my cooi. They're all black and white. A little yellow 0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:41.800 was okay, No orange, she would that's a. 0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:44.360 Rule for everyone. If you have the orange ones, it's 0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:49.880 a Tacki restaurant. No orange, it's a minture golf course. 0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:53.160 Gosh, I love her. It's fun to talk about. I 0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.280 haven't thought about her in a while. 0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:56.640 And you've never met her. Nope, that's pretty amazing. I 0:28:56.920 --> 0:28:59.880 feel like you've met a lot of Barber streisand level. 0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:03.680 I've met Barbara adjacent people, but not Barbara. I think 0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:04.720 they're keeping. 0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:09.239 Me from her. I think it's a keeping yeah, protecting her, 0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:11.760 which you know, I mean, she's let her. I don't 0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:12.200 need them. 0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:15.440 I have my She's very special to me for a 0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:18.120 lot of lots of reasons. My mom and I used 0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:20.960 to watch this concert that she her big comeback concert 0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:23.520 from the early nineties. We used to watch it was 0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:26.000 one of the things that we bonded. So I love 0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:28.520 her like I'm happy with her where she is. 0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:29.080 Oh. 0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:32.560 But the whole point of that was that Pinkleton so 0:29:32.640 --> 0:29:33.720 in it. 0:29:34.000 --> 0:29:37.080 At the time, It's well documented that she was considering 0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:41.280 doing a film of the musical Gypsy, and so that 0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:44.280 becomes a part of the story of the play, and 0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:47.800 I the character that the main character. I play all 0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:50.440 the characters, but the main character is Alex the actor, 0:29:51.000 --> 0:29:53.920 and he had played Gypsy in high school or something, 0:29:54.560 --> 0:29:57.160 had played Herbie in Gypsy and high school. And so 0:29:57.280 --> 0:29:59.360 they like, there's a scene where they kind of do 0:29:59.440 --> 0:30:03.240 it together. I like rehearsed together, and there was a 0:30:03.240 --> 0:30:07.880 little bit of a dance. Oh, choreograph came in and 0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:08.480 choreographed it. 0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:09.360 That was when I first met. 0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:13.320 It was so great and lovely, and it made me 0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:16.440 feel so because I was like really nervous about the dancing, right, 0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:20.640 I'm not really a dancer, and dancing alone, Oh. 0:30:20.560 --> 0:30:23.160 That seems terrifying when you don't have anybody to distract. 0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:26.719 Yeah, Like it's one thing to like like partner with 0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:28.120 a person. 0:30:27.840 --> 0:30:30.760 Of course, or have a whole team of backup dancers. 0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:31.920 But to do it by yourself and have to play 0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:36.640 both parts was really challenging. So he came along and yeah, wow. 0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.680 That's incredible, And so that is that kind of what 0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:39.520 led to Omary. 0:30:39.840 --> 0:30:42.600 Well, I don't know. Actually, Omary kind of came out 0:30:42.640 --> 0:30:44.120 of the blue for me. When they asked me to 0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:46.640 do Omary, I couldn't believe it. I was. 0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:51.160 I was actually the night before they asked me to 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:54.000 do it. I was at dinner with Ryan and we 0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.640 were just talking about it. It was shortly after the 0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:59.240 Tony's Cole had won the Tony and it was so 0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:03.760 cool and was a big hit and we were just like, 0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:06.600 isn't it cool that it exists? And isn't it and 0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:09.000 we loved it. We saw it off Broadway and we 0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:10.640 saw it on Broadway. We loved it so much, and 0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:12.000 we're like, isn't it cool that it's a thing and 0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:15.280 it exists and now it's a hit and it's getting audience. 0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:20.240 Is not just like this camp cult thing. 0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:22.640 It's like a real it's a real. 0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:26.440 Like a miracle it does it kind of especially now, yeah. 0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:30.800 Totally, and and it's still running. It just they just 0:31:30.880 --> 0:31:32.840 got a new Marry last night. Make Stalter is Merry 0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:36.920 now and Maya Runolf just finished like a huge, huge 0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:41.520 success doing it and it's it's a good play, Like 0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:44.280 I stand by that, like this is a good play. 0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:48.840 It's not just funny, Oh my god. Really think it's 0:31:48.880 --> 0:31:49.520 really smart. 0:31:49.720 --> 0:31:52.680 Yes, and the ways that it plays with its audience 0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:56.840 is so ingenious and so yeah, we were just talking 0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:58.160 about it and we were like, wouldn't it be fun 0:31:58.160 --> 0:31:59.600 to be in at something? And I had sort of 0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:02.840 resigned myself that I wouldn't ever be in it sure 0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:04.960 because I'm not quite enough. 0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:06.720 I don't know why. 0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:09.280 To Mary, I of course don't agree with whatever you're son. 0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:11.840 And I was like, maybe I could be you know, 0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:16.440 Mary's husband at some point. And then they came and 0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:18.680 they asked me to play Mary's teacher and I was like, oh, yeah, 0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:19.680 Mary's teacher. 0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:21.240 I didn't even think about it. 0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:23.680 It's like it was a real treat and it's like 0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:26.200 such a good part and such a good play and 0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:29.840 I could do it. Jinx Monsoon and command Nanjianni and 0:32:29.920 --> 0:32:33.880 Jen Harris played Mary's chaperone, and Tony Mock, who was 0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:36.680 the original Mary's Husband's assistant I think is what his 0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:40.360 name is. And uh, it was. It was totally dreaming 0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:43.360 getting to work with Jinks Monsoon. Oh my gosh, she 0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:44.240 she's so funny. 0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:49.160 She's so funny and so alive on stage. Like it's 0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:53.680 like it was this. It felt like working with Sutton. 0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:56.440 Foster or Patti both of them. I mean, it was 0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:59.640 it was that exciting. They're like when you're on stage 0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:05.160 with like a star that just doesn't even like need lighting, 0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:09.200 you know what I mean, Like they're just so electric 0:33:09.320 --> 0:33:13.400 and so vibrant and and so alive. And all three 0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:15.520 of them, actually, I would say all three of those 0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:18.880 those women that I've I've been in plays with at 0:33:18.880 --> 0:33:23.480 some point were so present that I messed up and 0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:24.320 they helped. 0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:26.720 Me, you know what I mean, Like, like that's how 0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:33.160 like alive they are on stage? It was it was awesome. 0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:36.320 Do you have a dream casting for Mary? 0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:43.040 Ooh you know that's a really good Martin short? 0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:43.920 Oh my god? 0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:44.840 How crazy? Would that be? 0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:48.840 Unbelievable that we would knock down walls to see that? 0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:51.600 Of course, like the like you know, the bad answer 0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:55.480 is like miss Piggy, which is which was a cold 0:33:55.480 --> 0:33:57.240 said if there was ever a movie, who will play Mary? 0:33:57.520 --> 0:33:57.640 Right? 0:33:57.880 --> 0:33:58.280 They said? 0:33:58.360 --> 0:34:02.640 They said miss Piggy, which is brilliant and would be amazing. 0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:04.960 I think it's like obviously like that's. 0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:12.239 Limited without legs, But wouldn't that be wouldn't that be amazing? Match? 0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:16.000 Well, I think there's something else we should talk about. 0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.480 It's been kind of just in the periphery here, and 0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:20.759 I know you've been trying to avoid the topic and 0:34:20.920 --> 0:34:23.839 push away from an obvious mistake you made coming into 0:34:23.840 --> 0:34:24.560 the podcast. 0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:28.520 I just feel weird coming empty ended. I would feel 0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:29.919 weird about that. 0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:32.200 Well, you were on the show before and you brought 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.839 something and it was a huge explosion between us, kind 0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:39.640 of a rift for years. I had to take you 0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:41.520 out to an apology or you had to take me 0:34:41.600 --> 0:34:43.800 out to an apology breakfast excuse. 0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:44.759 Me, which was nice and I got a pair of 0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:45.279 pants out of there. 0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:48.120 Yeah, so it was again kind of self interest always 0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:51.640 leads the way with Michael Yury. You brought a gift. 0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:52.799 Should we open it here on the show? 0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:54.680 I think it's I think we want as well. I mean, 0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:57.440 at least clear the air, okay, I like you to 0:34:57.480 --> 0:34:59.600 see what it is for a good or badge. I 0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:03.080 went to some trouble to, you know, gorgeously wrap thank you, 0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:03.600 thank you. 0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:04.960 I went to a lot of trouble to wrap it. 0:35:05.000 --> 0:35:07.400 And I think the color is nice and. 0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:10.719 The bow has already fallen off. So your little job. 0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:14.880 I just when I saw it, I thought of you immediately. 0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:18.839 I don't know why, but it made me think of 0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:19.840 you immediately. 0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:22.160 It's a little big I hope you have a place 0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:22.520 for it. 0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:26.840 I would say it's about two feet by. 0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:32.160 No, it's large by four maybe four. 0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:36.920 This is we're two men with no special reasoning skills, butts, 0:35:37.280 --> 0:35:42.160 it's like a two by it's life size guessing sizes. 0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:47.400 This is what people like, let's say two by eighteen. Okay, 0:35:48.440 --> 0:35:49.000 don't ask. 0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:54.080 It seems like it's getting bigger as you hold it. 0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:54.680 I don't know. 0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:59.400 Large, flat, flat pink, kind of a plastic pink for us. 0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:03.120 Right open it, rip into it. Let's see what you got. 0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:09.719 I haven't seen the front yet, but it appears to 0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:12.640 be some I'm gonna guess this is some sort of painting. 0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:15.640 It's a it's a canvas. You you can kind of 0:36:15.640 --> 0:36:21.759 see from the back that it's a canvas. Oh, and 0:36:22.200 --> 0:36:30.160 it is revealed see it, see you guys in the 0:36:30.239 --> 0:36:30.960 same fame. 0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:37.760 It's a painting. It's you. It's you, Bridger. 0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:42.759 I saw it and I said, that's you. 0:36:42.760 --> 0:36:44.040 Where did this come from? 0:36:45.000 --> 0:36:45.040 This? 0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:49.920 I should describe to our non tween listener, this is 0:36:49.960 --> 0:36:53.200 a painting of essentially me. 0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:58.440 It's you. It's it's a it's a victory. 0:36:56.560 --> 0:37:00.160 And maybe maybe like ginger twink. 0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:05.000 With glasses and it's it's just it just I don't 0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:06.479 know who else it could be. 0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:08.800 This look, this is striking. 0:37:08.960 --> 0:37:13.640 It has to be Bridger Wyneger fan fiction in painting form. 0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:14.960 I just I don't know how. 0:37:15.120 --> 0:37:16.239 I don't know how well. 0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:19.160 I'm dying for you to get a suit like this, 0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:22.480 oh my, and and I want there to be a 0:37:22.520 --> 0:37:23.680 photo shoot. 0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:29.000 With you and with these little glasses. I don't you know. 0:37:29.080 --> 0:37:31.480 I saw it in Palm Springs at a consignment store 0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:35.960 and it wouldn't stop staring at me, and I had to. 0:37:36.120 --> 0:37:38.080 I had to get it for you. I've been holding 0:37:38.080 --> 0:37:40.360 it hoping you would invite me back on the podcast 0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:43.520 so that I can bring it for you. 0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:47.360 Just occasional text hinting. It looks like somebody painted me 0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:52.279 as like someone's mean accountant husband, like in uh like 0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:55.400 yeah gilded age. 0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:58.560 Yeah, you were like, that will ever work? We don't 0:37:58.600 --> 0:37:59.280 have that money. 0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:04.520 I've been looking at the books all day, honey. 0:38:04.680 --> 0:38:08.279 It says here it was. There's a name on it. 0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:11.080 It says Mike Michaels ninety one, which is also weird. 0:38:11.160 --> 0:38:14.239 Yeah, yeah, I must someone someone with the last name Michaels. 0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:16.960 I know that that probably also selfishly drew me to it. 0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:20.480 You saw that first, this is your first time saying 0:38:20.480 --> 0:38:21.200 the right name. 0:38:24.320 --> 0:38:27.560 Yeah, so I guess somebody. It's also an audacious signature. 0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:29.680 Yeah, it's a fit. I like this sort of signature. 0:38:29.840 --> 0:38:31.480 It's just we're just writing your name. 0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:33.920 This is my name. This is my painting I made that. 0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:35.799 I was like, how it goes on the side, like 0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:39.319 you don't you can't quite frame it. Oh, the canvas 0:38:39.520 --> 0:38:40.680 is like wrapped around. 0:38:41.040 --> 0:38:44.480 That's this is a wrapped canvas like that. This is 0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:46.399 I mean, an original as far as we can tell. 0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:49.880 Yeah, I think this is definitely that Michael's. Michael's touched it. 0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:52.960 What store did you get it at? In Palm Spring? 0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:56.160 I got it at Let's see where can we put 0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:57.760 the estate sale? 0:38:57.920 --> 0:39:00.880 And Palm Springs there's a lot of consign yes, and 0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:04.960 then we love a consignment shop, and which I as 0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:08.719 far as I know, means like you're not. It's like 0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:11.960 they there's an owner, and then the shop is like 0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:14.040 selling it for that owner. 0:39:14.040 --> 0:39:15.960 Oh why didn't I've never really put any thought into 0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:16.759 the word consignment. 0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:18.640 I think that's what consignment means. 0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:21.000 Because we tried to buy something from a cut assignment 0:39:21.120 --> 0:39:24.280 shop and then we got cold feet and tried to get. 0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:25.680 Out of it. And they were like, well, we already 0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:28.080 told the owner. And I was like, oh, I see here. 0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:31.560 So we're disappointing a lot of people if we don't 0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:35.520 buy this thing, not this something else. But uh, it's 0:39:35.560 --> 0:39:38.920 called estate sale and it's in Pump Springs. 0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:41.000 There's a couple of them. There's one called a state sale, 0:39:41.000 --> 0:39:44.920 there's one called Misty's and they've got you know, it's 0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:50.160 basically like when someone moves on from this mortal coil. 0:39:50.719 --> 0:39:56.520 There furniture can be sold. Sometimes it's donated, and and 0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:58.959 you know, in the desert, in the in the Pump 0:39:58.960 --> 0:40:01.040 Springs and the other desert cities, a lot of people 0:40:01.120 --> 0:40:01.520 moving on. 0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:04.160 Apparently that's where you go to die. 0:40:04.239 --> 0:40:05.720 So there's a lot of great stuff. 0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:08.319 There is a lot of good stuff out there. 0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:10.319 A lot of people can show up there. They have 0:40:10.440 --> 0:40:14.160 nice stuff. They spend a lifetime collecting it, and then 0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:16.400 when they go, they you know, the kids. 0:40:16.200 --> 0:40:18.000 Say, if we don't want any of this chunk. 0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:21.000 Let's see what we can get for it, and they 0:40:21.120 --> 0:40:25.160 sell it at consignment and this place a state sale. 0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:28.520 It was on a wall and unbelievable. I know, I'm 0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:32.839 so happy at talking I hope everyone likes it at 0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:35.520 home or here at the studio. 0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:37.400 It feels like it might be an we'll see if 0:40:37.400 --> 0:40:39.120 we can figure out a way to have it here 0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:41.439 at the studio, possibly just to make the guests even 0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:43.759 more uncomfortable with whatever's going on. 0:40:44.120 --> 0:40:46.640 I would be so honored if this stayed here as 0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:49.239 part of the studio and every guest had to look 0:40:49.239 --> 0:40:50.759 at it and acknowledge it, and you had to talk 0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:52.759 about me every episode. 0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:56.200 Oh that's true. This is oh so Ultimately, this is 0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:58.240 just a publicity scam. 0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:01.239 This is yes, this is I'm playing I'm playing two 0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:02.959 dimensional chests with this, with this one. 0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:05.000 This is how you stay in the convent. 0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:10.399 This isn't a one laugh gift. This is a recurring laugh. 0:41:11.640 --> 0:41:14.040 This is going to we have this painting of Io here, 0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:16.680 and it's going to overshadow Io because people are always 0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:18.520 like is that Io? Now? People are can be so 0:41:18.520 --> 0:41:21.080 distracted from They're gonna be like is that you? And 0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:24.360 I'll say, yes, it's from somebody I can't remember. 0:41:25.400 --> 0:41:27.640 But the name is right there. How can you forget 0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:28.040 the name? 0:41:28.080 --> 0:41:32.239 It's Michaels, Michaels something. What was the thing you were 0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:32.719 going to buy? 0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:32.880 Then? 0:41:32.920 --> 0:41:34.840 Got cold feet about it was a table. 0:41:35.040 --> 0:41:39.319 It was a big, very expensive table, and we did 0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:39.920 get out of it. 0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:43.399 Okay, how did you like? What were you penalized? 0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:45.520 We had to we had to work off a credit. 0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:49.080 Well I wasn't aware of this trap. 0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:52.200 Yeah, yeah they were. We we had a credit. Actually, 0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:52.840 I think we still have. 0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:53.239 No. 0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:56.399 No, we finally did, actually because then when I got this, 0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:57.880 we were outside the credit. 0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:00.400 Okay, Oh this is this was almost like an escape 0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:04.760 from a curse. The only way to break the curse 0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:07.200 is to buy it enchanted painting. 0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:10.600 If we didn't buy this, you might never be free. 0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:15.120 Oh interesting, I feel like this, or you would always 0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:16.160 be part. 0:42:15.960 --> 0:42:18.920 Of me was trapped in the consignments. Yes, in chains, 0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:24.080 I'm finally free. Fal maybe something good will happen. 0:42:24.520 --> 0:42:24.719 You know. 0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:25.040 That's so. 0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:27.040 I sometimes feel that way because I go to a 0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:29.920 lot of shops like that, like revivals in the Desert 0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:33.280 are great. Or in New York we have housing works. 0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:37.480 Yes, or the Cure what's that what it's called in 0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:41.439 the East Village. There's a room store that's really great 0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:42.759 there that I go to anytime I'm there. 0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:43.279 We gotta go. 0:42:43.520 --> 0:42:48.440 Yeah, that sounds amazing, or or hear this out of 0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:50.680 the out of the box, you know those out of 0:42:50.680 --> 0:42:52.200 the out of the closet, thank you? 0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:56.520 Wow what you've been canceled as a gay person and 0:42:56.560 --> 0:42:59.680 somehow that was came out of the box last week? 0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:02.440 Wow? 0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:05.200 Oh the history, all the history of out of the 0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:10.239 closet just like thrown out the door box of the God. 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:13.320 That's humiliating. But those places, I love them. Those places 0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:13.759 are great. 0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:18.040 And I love going through the record collection. I collect vinyl. 0:43:18.160 --> 0:43:19.280 Oh I would. 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:20.720 Love to, but I think I would get out of control. 0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:22.960 Oh it's so great. I love it. So I listened 0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:24.000 to Vinyl every day. 0:43:24.920 --> 0:43:28.480 You've got You've got very timeless taste. I think as 0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:33.000 far you were just a Herb Helper, Herb. 0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.840 Herb Helpert, Herb Alpert. 0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:39.799 I don't know this, but it's like you. No, I 0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:42.320 think I'm like probably vaguely aware of his music. 0:43:42.560 --> 0:43:43.680 You know his music for sure. 0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:46.000 But you posted to Instagram that you wore out the 0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:47.879 cassette tape as a child. 0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:49.360 Yes, which is incredible. 0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:54.600 I love Herb Alpert, love this music. 0:43:54.600 --> 0:43:56.680 I have so many of his records on vinyl. 0:43:57.680 --> 0:44:02.759 He plays the trumpet, okay, and he also a and 0:44:03.000 --> 0:44:06.520 P records. I'm sorry, an R Records. He's the A 0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:09.719 of an R Records, So like he's a he's a 0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:12.520 very wealthy man. But he like was responsible for a lot. 0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:15.800 He's responsible for Sergio Mendez. Like he sort of produced 0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:17.799 he didn't you know, I mean he didn't make he 0:44:17.800 --> 0:44:20.440 didn't teach the trumpet, but yeah, he sort of like 0:44:20.560 --> 0:44:23.799 made that a whole wow thing and the whole possibility. 0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:28.359 And he had great relationships with the Carpenters and Burt Bacharack. 0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:34.440 And he's ninety one years old, Bridger, and he's still wow. 0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:38.880 He still blows good for And he came like dancing 0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:42.160 on at the Hollywood Bowl the other night, and he 0:44:42.280 --> 0:44:45.880 was and he sounds great. And he has a new combo. 0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:48.080 I don't think it's the same Tijuana brass guys, but 0:44:48.200 --> 0:44:50.920 he's got this new group of people and it's just, 0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:53.240 I mean, the most perfect Hollywood Bowl. 0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:56.239 Knight who introduced you to him as a child, you. 0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:58.080 Know, it was probably good question. 0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:03.960 My parents probably had the tape, okay, it seemed, and 0:45:04.000 --> 0:45:07.200 my parents had records, They had some Herb Alpert records. 0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:11.080 It was a big deal. Like people especially you know 0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:12.880 in the sixties and seventies. I think it was. It 0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:16.719 was because it's great like dinner music, right, there's no 0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:17.160 there's no. 0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:19.520 Put on some light jazzy music in the background. 0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:21.960 Yeah, for party, party music or dinner music. So I 0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:25.359 think a lot of people had the records. And there's 0:45:25.360 --> 0:45:27.560 some I read some statistics that the one year he 0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:30.400 sold more records than the Beatles or something like that. Oh, 0:45:30.440 --> 0:45:32.880 and I think, uh so, I think I think he 0:45:33.080 --> 0:45:37.080 was the soundtrack of a lot of people's lives. And 0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:39.359 you will you would know if you like put on 0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:42.080 Herb Alpert. It's like, oh yeah, I've heard that a 0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:45.040 lot of stuff. Get there's this great song called Rise 0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:49.759 that I think was post Tijuana Brass. It was just 0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:52.279 Herb Alpert. But it gets sampled all the time. 0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:54.800 Oh interesting, Can you think of an example of being sampled? 0:45:55.920 --> 0:46:01.440 No, I'm sorry yet, but I know it happened. Okay. 0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:05.480 And then the tape that I wore out might have 0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:09.560 been a tape of movie music or it might have 0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:11.000 been like a James Bond. 0:46:11.400 --> 0:46:13.200 Oh that makes sense. 0:46:13.040 --> 0:46:15.960 Because that particular song which he did play the other 0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:21.000 night that I posted a video of was Casino Royale. Okay, 0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:24.040 which was a James Bond movie, but like a parody 0:46:24.200 --> 0:46:25.240 James Bond movie. 0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:27.440 I've tried figuring. I've never seen the movie, but I 0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:29.000 feel like I've read about that at some point and 0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:32.400 it was like, wait, I know what wasn't who was like, 0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:35.239 especially considering now how protective people are of like I 0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:37.799 and whatever, I know, what was this thing? 0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:40.520 I'm not sure it was, and I should know since 0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:42.200 I love the song so much, but I think it 0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:44.440 was like I never saw it, but I think it 0:46:44.520 --> 0:46:47.040 was a movie that came out in the you know, 0:46:47.160 --> 0:46:50.799 the the golden era of James Bond, the Roger Moore, 0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:54.480 Sean Connery era. They was there was another James Bond 0:46:54.480 --> 0:46:57.600 movie that was a comedy and instead of it being 0:46:57.640 --> 0:47:06.040 like Shirley Bassey singing Thunderball, it was herb Albert. Yeah, 0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:08.600 and it's just an awesome song. And then I didn't 0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.799 know this until I posted this on Instagram, But apparently 0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:15.640 a lot of people know that music because there's a 0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:20.600 hilarious Will Forte sketch on SNL where he plays a 0:47:20.680 --> 0:47:25.840 coach and they're like there, it's halftime of a basketball 0:47:25.840 --> 0:47:29.200 game and they're like down by fifty points and he's like, 0:47:29.480 --> 0:47:31.440 my coach once played this song for me and I'm 0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:32.960 gonna play it for you now. And he pulls out 0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:35.120 a tape and he puts it in and it's Herb 0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:40.040 Alpert and he just dances and it's so funny. I'd 0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:42.080 never seen it, and all these people were messaging me. 0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:43.480 On Instagram about it. 0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:48.239 So I love him, Herb. I love her and I 0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:49.680 love collecting. 0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:51.319 How many records do you think you have? 0:47:51.920 --> 0:47:54.799 Well, I have limited. My I don't have that many. 0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:57.399 I have two collections. I have because I have here 0:47:57.520 --> 0:48:00.920 and in New York, New York, we have more room, 0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:05.359 so I have more, probably, I don't know, definitely more 0:48:05.400 --> 0:48:09.520 than a hundred. I keep it limited, but I will 0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:11.839 buy because sometimes you can get a record, like at 0:48:11.840 --> 0:48:14.080 a revivals or at a housing works, like. 0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:16.880 A great record for a dollar Oh so cheap. 0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:20.440 It's crazy, and it's like this will give me hours 0:48:20.560 --> 0:48:21.160 of joy. 0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:23.120 Yeah, that's a nice way of looking at it. 0:48:23.160 --> 0:48:26.320 And sometimes I buy. I have some records in both cities. 0:48:26.520 --> 0:48:28.200 Oh wow, that's actually a good idea. 0:48:28.280 --> 0:48:30.279 Yeah, because I love them so much and I see them. 0:48:30.320 --> 0:48:32.839 You know, if there's a Bear listen, if there's a 0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:34.200 Barry MANI Low record. 0:48:34.239 --> 0:48:35.920 I mean you don't have the dombake that you're getting 0:48:35.920 --> 0:48:37.640 every Barry man record. 0:48:37.320 --> 0:48:40.160 And it's a dollar. I'm not going to leave. 0:48:40.200 --> 0:48:41.960 First of all, I'm not going to leave a Barry 0:48:42.000 --> 0:48:45.680 Manilow record with a dollar price tag on it. I'm 0:48:45.719 --> 0:48:49.320 taking it just so no one else sees it and thinks, 0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:50.560 why is that only a dollar? 0:48:50.600 --> 0:48:51.720 Because they're protecting Barry. 0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:55.200 I'm protecting the brand, and I will not lee. I 0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:58.200 did this with Liza Manelli. There was Eliza Minelli at 0:48:58.239 --> 0:49:01.120 Carnegie Hall record for a dollar and housing works, and 0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:03.120 I said, that is that will not do. 0:49:03.680 --> 0:49:07.960 I will not leave. Liza deserves better than to be 0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:12.160 on sale for one dollar, and I will not leave this. 0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:15.000 There's some poor, impressionable team that could have used that 0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:16.520 record you've robbed. 0:49:17.440 --> 0:49:18.000 That's true. 0:49:18.200 --> 0:49:19.760 You've robbed them that, It's true. 0:49:19.560 --> 0:49:20.960 But they wouldn't have known how to do it. 0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:25.080 They wouldn't have understood why it's so important, why the 0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:27.080 Carnegie Hall album is so important. 0:49:27.120 --> 0:49:29.080 Because she just kicked the drugs. 0:49:29.160 --> 0:49:31.400 So when she sings Cabaret and she says I'm not 0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:33.480 going down like Elsie, it meant. 0:49:33.280 --> 0:49:39.680 Something, you know, that one that's a really good album. 0:49:39.840 --> 0:49:40.279 Oh my god. 0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:42.279 Well, I was gonna buy it, but I can't find 0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:43.280 an affordable copy. 0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:44.640 So I have three. 0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:46.480 I'll leend you. 0:49:46.640 --> 0:49:49.320 I'll lend you my spare record player, and I actually 0:49:49.400 --> 0:49:50.480 have a spare I have a. 0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:53.520 Traveler Oh to keep it in your suitcase. 0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.759 Yeah, I have a traveler record player that I that's 0:49:55.760 --> 0:49:57.560 in my trailer at Shrinking right now. 0:49:57.640 --> 0:49:58.040 Wow. 0:49:58.160 --> 0:49:59.239 I have one in New York too. 0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:01.520 That's amazing, No, I know, And this is a pretty 0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:05.239 new thing for me because when the pandemic hit, Ryan 0:50:05.239 --> 0:50:08.239 and I were, you know, quarantined as we all were, 0:50:09.120 --> 0:50:11.840 and we were in New York, so we were like 0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:14.120 quarantine in our little box. We didn't have outdoor space 0:50:14.200 --> 0:50:16.799 or anything like that, and we were listening to music 0:50:16.840 --> 0:50:21.640 all day every day and it just became like so 0:50:21.840 --> 0:50:26.200 background because we just put on, you know, a playlist 0:50:26.360 --> 0:50:28.520 and it would just keep playing and we didn't have 0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:30.520 to monitor it or anything like that. And I was 0:50:30.680 --> 0:50:35.000 and one day I said, should we start a record collection? 0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:37.680 And it was the quickest Ryan and I ever agreed 0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:38.520 on anything. 0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:39.759 Really. Yeah. 0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:42.080 Immediately He's like, yes, we should, we should. And then 0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:48.160 because of supply chain, it took forever for us to 0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:50.640 get our record player we ordered it, nothing was open 0:50:50.680 --> 0:50:52.239 and it took forever. That was really sad. 0:50:52.480 --> 0:50:56.279 Yeah, the supply chain thing was really weird, dream about 0:50:56.360 --> 0:50:59.640 having an object, so like that'll be a year from now. 0:51:00.600 --> 0:51:01.960 But then it did finally come. 0:51:02.000 --> 0:51:05.080 Our record, our first record player did finally come and 0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:09.560 we started ordering you know, records, and then that summer, 0:51:09.640 --> 0:51:14.359 the summer of twenty twenty, we you know, quarantined and 0:51:14.400 --> 0:51:20.240 then drove to see our families and rated the old 0:51:20.320 --> 0:51:23.480 record collections. Oh that's so cool, So my parents, you 0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:27.920 rated my parents' old record collection, Ryan's moms and Ryan's 0:51:28.280 --> 0:51:30.200 stepmom's collections. 0:51:30.200 --> 0:51:32.080 So we have a lot of really good stuff. 0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:35.319 And your music tastes lines up enough that it's really 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:36.280 never an issue. 0:51:36.440 --> 0:51:39.920 Oh yeah, me and Ryan, we have a lot of 0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:43.120 Barry man Low that he doesn't listen to as much 0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:44.320 as I tell sure. 0:51:44.360 --> 0:51:47.640 And then a lot of Madonna that I listened. 0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:49.600 Too far less okay, interesting. 0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:53.960 Yes, I love Madonna, right, but it's not you know, 0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:56.600 it's not my it's just not my jam. 0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:58.839 The way it is, they line up with the sort 0:51:58.840 --> 0:52:01.160 of listening you're usually doing, which is more for like 0:52:01.200 --> 0:52:03.160 an elderly person. 0:52:03.920 --> 0:52:09.080 I have the music taste of the people who's furniture's 0:52:09.080 --> 0:52:10.080 in consignments. 0:52:11.160 --> 0:52:14.160 Who do you think is like the most current musician 0:52:14.320 --> 0:52:15.440 or band that you listened to? 0:52:15.560 --> 0:52:17.320 Oh, okay, Harry Styles. 0:52:17.400 --> 0:52:19.440 Okay, that's correct. I really like Harry Styles. 0:52:19.520 --> 0:52:24.600 Yeah, that's probably that's new. He has a new album 0:52:24.680 --> 0:52:27.320 that's great, which I really like. I went to his concert. 0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:29.000 I wasn't a fan. 0:52:28.880 --> 0:52:29.960 Until I went to his concert. 0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:30.640 Oh interesting. 0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:33.800 Yeah, I was invited to go because I knew someone 0:52:33.840 --> 0:52:36.360 in the uh in the opener. 0:52:36.640 --> 0:52:39.719 Oh and oh my god. 0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:41.080 It's probably a big show. 0:52:41.360 --> 0:52:43.880 Oh my god. It was like it was crazy. 0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:46.640 It was at Madison Square Garden and we watched from 0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:52.040 a box actually above and he was just that album 0:52:52.400 --> 0:52:54.920 that I think I already kind of knew that album 0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:56.160 because Ryan had gotten it. 0:52:56.200 --> 0:52:59.560 But that second album, his second album. 0:52:59.600 --> 0:53:01.640 More not the newest one, but them. 0:53:01.840 --> 0:53:04.160 Yeah. One has the like music for a sushi restaurant 0:53:04.200 --> 0:53:07.440 and it's called but it is. 0:53:08.160 --> 0:53:13.799 It is so amazing, And this concert was just it 0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:19.240 was It was Madison Square Garden was like literally shaking. 0:53:19.360 --> 0:53:22.960 Oh, I'm sure I can't imagine the sound alone. 0:53:23.040 --> 0:53:25.520 And to be kind of above it with a bird's 0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:28.279 eye view was like and I had just this is 0:53:28.280 --> 0:53:31.479 a random I had just been there like a week 0:53:31.560 --> 0:53:34.960 earlier for Billy Joel. Oh wow, to see Billy Joel 0:53:35.040 --> 0:53:38.400 in one of his last concerts at the in his 0:53:38.480 --> 0:53:41.719 residency mats. Remember he did one a month for years. 0:53:42.239 --> 0:53:44.600 I saw it a couple of times, but the last 0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:46.359 time I saw it it was I was like, oh, 0:53:46.400 --> 0:53:49.840 I've never seen a concert this crazy before, this raucous. 0:53:49.920 --> 0:53:51.120 And then a week later. 0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:54.640 Harry said, sorry, Billy, no one cares. 0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:59.000 Harryes that hold my cosmo or whatever. Harry styles drinks. 0:53:59.280 --> 0:54:03.200 But what it's what was really special that night was 0:54:03.239 --> 0:54:05.720 like they went nuts. But the song that the audience 0:54:05.760 --> 0:54:09.000 went the craziest for was you don't Know You're beautiful. 0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:11.959 Oh it's a one direction song. 0:54:12.080 --> 0:54:13.400 Oh yeah, of course. 0:54:14.880 --> 0:54:18.000 That makes you beautiful? And it was I was so 0:54:18.200 --> 0:54:21.239 moved because it's like all these girls, all these like 0:54:21.760 --> 0:54:27.560 teenage girls, and that song is so sweet. It's such 0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:30.840 a sweet and that's that's our anthem. It's an anthem. Yeah, totally, 0:54:30.840 --> 0:54:34.000 it's an anthem for everybody. Yeah, so I think, yeah, 0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:36.479 that's probably the one that's say. Oh you know who else? 0:54:36.719 --> 0:54:39.520 I really like Brandy Carlisle, Okay, really. 0:54:39.280 --> 0:54:41.560 Into her anytime I hear Brandy Carlisle, I feel like 0:54:41.760 --> 0:54:43.440 it's somebody from the seventies. 0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:44.719 Yeah, she's totally got that five. 0:54:44.760 --> 0:54:47.560 Maybe that's why, right right, that makes sense to me. 0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:52.279 And you know, Harry Styles now is giving you know, 0:54:52.320 --> 0:54:56.720 that kind of performance is not unlike you know my 0:54:56.880 --> 0:54:57.440 man alone. 0:54:57.440 --> 0:54:59.759 Oh he's very He's our next barrier in the seven 0:55:00.120 --> 0:55:03.000 of You know, there'll be people watching him in Vegas 0:55:03.000 --> 0:55:04.640 in forty years. No kind of thing. 0:55:04.840 --> 0:55:07.360 But you know, Menilo just beat cancer. 0:55:07.680 --> 0:55:08.520 Oh good for him. 0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:11.879 Yes, wow, he just had cancer and like had part 0:55:11.880 --> 0:55:14.680 of his lung removes six months ago, and he's back 0:55:14.760 --> 0:55:17.840 doing arena concerts. He's back on toes eighty three. 0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:20.840 This sort of thing to me, this the Herb at 0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:23.919 ninety one is like I got ripped off genetically because 0:55:23.960 --> 0:55:26.120 I couldn't do it now, you know what I mean. 0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:28.839 I'm just like, well, I just really got ripped off. 0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:31.200 But you got to think like with her, like thinking 0:55:31.200 --> 0:55:33.759 about Herb Albert and Barry Metelo, which I do a lot, 0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:38.879 I believe you kind of figure like that exercise of 0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:43.440 blowing through a trumpet or singing, you know, like a 0:55:43.520 --> 0:55:46.800 ninety minute concert two hundred and fifty times a year. 0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:49.839 Like, that's going to be really good for you. Your 0:55:49.880 --> 0:55:51.520 heart and your lungs must. 0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:55.680 Be an incredible shape if you're doing that so consistently. Yeah, 0:55:55.719 --> 0:55:57.360 for so many decades. 0:55:57.000 --> 0:56:00.720 Being surrounded by an audience of screaming Michael Yuri's. 0:56:00.080 --> 0:56:07.720 Yes, fueling you well, taking you to Berry Madelove. 0:56:08.320 --> 0:56:10.800 Does he ever? He's only ever in Vegas. 0:56:11.120 --> 0:56:14.960 He's doing a stadium tour right now. Not here, not. 0:56:15.239 --> 0:56:17.400 I don't know when he's going to be back in California. 0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:18.840 But we're going to Vegas. 0:56:19.160 --> 0:56:21.319 We should we should all go. And does he live 0:56:21.320 --> 0:56:23.960 in Palm Springs? Yeah, I think you're going to cross paths. 0:56:24.120 --> 0:56:27.960 Oh I've met him many times. Yeah, Oh, no, we're pals. 0:56:28.440 --> 0:56:29.840 I never met. 0:56:31.000 --> 0:56:31.560 We're pals. 0:56:31.719 --> 0:56:35.879 I the second I back in the day when Ugly 0:56:35.920 --> 0:56:38.280 Betty was first on TV, which is my big break. 0:56:38.640 --> 0:56:41.920 As soon as I was on TV, I used every 0:56:42.400 --> 0:56:48.479 every ounce of influence to meet Barry made my first Yeah. 0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:50.279 The first time I saw him in concert, I was 0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:52.880 in the Nosebleeds at Madison Square Garden. But then the 0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:55.880 second time that was in Vegas and I got to 0:56:55.920 --> 0:56:59.439 meet him, and uh, and he has come to see 0:56:59.440 --> 0:57:00.200 me he came to see. 0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:00.719 Buyer and Selling. 0:57:00.880 --> 0:57:01.840 Oh that's so lovely. 0:57:01.920 --> 0:57:03.160 You came to see the BARBISTI SAMs. 0:57:03.200 --> 0:57:04.440 He may have been in the mall. 0:57:04.640 --> 0:57:05.239 He may have. 0:57:05.760 --> 0:57:07.719 They have a great duet together, and I can see 0:57:07.760 --> 0:57:08.799 him hitting up the mall. 0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:11.839 And he came to see Torts songs. He's a he's 0:57:11.880 --> 0:57:14.680 a good guy. He's a really good guy. Yeah, and 0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:17.840 all the people he keeps around him are very cool. 0:57:18.040 --> 0:57:24.280 And I have had many lovely nights in theaters watching me. 0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:26.560 I know, I'm such a weird now. 0:57:27.480 --> 0:57:30.280 I think it's nice. Is there anything left to say 0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:32.160 about this haunted painting of me? 0:57:33.400 --> 0:57:36.440 Well, I'm glad it's back with you after you posed 0:57:36.480 --> 0:57:42.560 for it in a previous life. Before that that Bridger 0:57:42.640 --> 0:57:44.040 died of consumption or whatever. 0:57:45.760 --> 0:57:48.680 I think. I don't know. I'm just so happy you 0:57:48.720 --> 0:57:49.200 have I know. 0:57:49.560 --> 0:57:51.280 I mean, this is just I think this is a 0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:53.760 top This may be the best gift that's ever been 0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:55.400 done on the podcast. I mean, like, how do we 0:57:55.440 --> 0:57:58.800 top this? This is a crazy thing. It's you, This 0:57:58.840 --> 0:58:00.000 is an insane object. 0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:03.680 It was looking at me from the wall State sound 0:58:03.720 --> 0:58:04.000 to me. 0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:07.080 It's so I'm so I love it. I also I 0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:11.800 love I love this kind of this era, Like I 0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:13.480 think I think I could have lived. 0:58:14.040 --> 0:58:17.280 Oh, sure, you could easily slip into this sort of thing. 0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:18.800 I can see you in the sort of suit. 0:58:19.360 --> 0:58:21.520 You too, I mean, your hair almost giving. 0:58:21.920 --> 0:58:23.120 I'm the guy in the painting. 0:58:23.960 --> 0:58:24.840 Hair is dried now. 0:58:25.200 --> 0:58:30.800 Okay, thank god, thank god. But I think I think 0:58:30.800 --> 0:58:33.800 it's going to be very happy with unbelievable. Wow, this 0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:36.920 is a cherished object. I don't even know what to say. 0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:39.040 It's definitely better than my last gift. 0:58:39.200 --> 0:58:41.760 The last gift was very thought so, but this is like, 0:58:42.280 --> 0:58:43.960 I mean, it's just now we've got a whole range 0:58:43.960 --> 0:58:44.320 of things. 0:58:44.480 --> 0:58:47.680 Yeah, you could actually use the previous gift to measure Wow. 0:58:47.680 --> 0:58:50.360 Interesting that we had kind of a measurement topic. 0:58:50.600 --> 0:58:54.800 I mean, last time I got you a measuring tape 0:58:54.840 --> 0:58:59.880 from Ikea. But I was just because I was inspired 0:58:59.880 --> 0:59:04.480 by Paul really rip I know, the best, the absolute 0:59:04.560 --> 0:59:07.960 best his documentary since we last spoke. 0:59:08.600 --> 0:59:12.400 It came out good, so good, yeah, really beautiful. 0:59:12.720 --> 0:59:19.520 Wasn't that thing just yeah? So moving and so haunting. 0:59:19.280 --> 0:59:22.720 Yeah, and heartbreaking and just I mean the way it ends. 0:59:23.040 --> 0:59:25.960 Just listener, if you haven't seen the Paul Rubins documentary, 0:59:26.880 --> 0:59:31.600 what are you watching to be adopted? Well, of course, 0:59:31.640 --> 0:59:32.320 but after that. 0:59:34.640 --> 0:59:38.440 But also like it's really special because it's sad, of course, 0:59:39.040 --> 0:59:41.200 and they shot it when he was still alive, and 0:59:41.240 --> 0:59:47.440 now he's not alive, and that he kept his sickness 0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:50.880 his almost a secret was like so heartbreaking. Yes, but 0:59:50.960 --> 0:59:53.200 I when I found most heartbreaking about it was to 0:59:53.240 --> 0:59:56.520 see that he and I felt this when he was 0:59:56.560 --> 0:59:57.640 on your podcast. 0:59:58.320 --> 1:00:04.200 He's still so, he was still so mercurial and hambish. 1:00:03.720 --> 1:00:06.680 And oh it's so he's so funny and such just 1:00:06.720 --> 1:00:10.320 like a pain, you know what I mean, in like 1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:11.400 a perfect way. 1:00:11.560 --> 1:00:16.960 Yes, this like little little gnat that you can't possibly control. 1:00:17.160 --> 1:00:19.560 And there he is being brilliant. You see it in 1:00:19.600 --> 1:00:22.880 his eyes. There's that that genius is still still there. 1:00:22.960 --> 1:00:24.560 It's like the part of pee Wee that like the 1:00:24.640 --> 1:00:27.520 rude pee wee, Like, oh it's incredible. 1:00:27.720 --> 1:00:28.959 Yeah. 1:00:29.200 --> 1:00:31.640 Okay, well, I think we should play a game or two. 1:00:32.880 --> 1:00:35.440 I need a number between one and ten from you. 1:00:36.040 --> 1:00:36.280 Eight. 1:00:36.600 --> 1:00:39.440 Okay, First, I'd like you to promote, recommend, do whatever 1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:39.840 you want. 1:00:40.160 --> 1:00:40.600 Okay. 1:00:41.840 --> 1:00:45.720 Well, Season four Shrinking is being shot right now. The 1:00:45.840 --> 1:00:49.920 first three seasons are available. I recently narrated an audio 1:00:49.960 --> 1:00:52.200 book that I'm very proud of, called Take Me with 1:00:52.280 --> 1:00:55.120 You by the great Stephen Rowley. It's a great book. 1:00:55.320 --> 1:00:58.760 Read it or listen to me read it. I will 1:00:58.920 --> 1:01:02.920 be leaving from here to go to London for a 1:01:02.960 --> 1:01:08.240 few weeks where I have the great fortune of reprising 1:01:08.240 --> 1:01:14.440 the role of Amy's Amy Amy Mary's. 1:01:14.880 --> 1:01:18.960 Oh Amy, that's the two le version. 1:01:23.440 --> 1:01:27.160 Oh Amy, Oh my god, about who who's that about? 1:01:27.160 --> 1:01:31.000 That's a long lost Amy Lincoln. You never hear about 1:01:31.040 --> 1:01:33.440 Amy Amy Lincoln. 1:01:33.680 --> 1:01:37.520 Oh my god, that's good Lincoln's brother's wife. 1:01:39.040 --> 1:01:42.520 Oh Mary, uh in o Mary, the role of o 1:01:42.600 --> 1:01:45.880 Mary's teacher. I get to reprise that for two weeks 1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:50.200 with the Great Cola Scola, and we're going to be 1:01:50.200 --> 1:01:53.880 filming it for HBO, which is like just like so dreamy, 1:01:53.920 --> 1:01:56.880 and it's a crazy honor to have been asked out 1:01:56.880 --> 1:01:59.720 of all of the amazing actors who have played Mary's teacher. 1:02:00.440 --> 1:02:01.960 So I'll be heading to do that. 1:02:01.960 --> 1:02:05.000 That's so, I mean, the HBO part is so exciting 1:02:05.000 --> 1:02:07.160 the amount of attempts I've tried to boot like the 1:02:07.160 --> 1:02:09.439 show because I want to watch it again. Oh there's 1:02:09.480 --> 1:02:11.520 a whole I can't find it anywhere on live Tim 1:02:11.560 --> 1:02:13.480 like interesting because I'm not in New York, I can't 1:02:13.520 --> 1:02:14.960 see every version of the show. It's like, I just 1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:17.320 want to see it again. Thank god it's going to 1:02:17.360 --> 1:02:21.120 be I haven't seen it since I don't know, February 1:02:21.120 --> 1:02:23.680 of twenty. 1:02:23.760 --> 1:02:24.560 Yeah, I'm still doing it. 1:02:24.640 --> 1:02:30.480 Yeah, Yeah, it's I'm so excited. I'm honored. And I 1:02:30.800 --> 1:02:32.520 still can't really believe it. I can't believe. I can't 1:02:32.520 --> 1:02:34.560 believe Shrinking is letting me go do it. I can't 1:02:34.560 --> 1:02:38.240 believe they wanted me. And I can't believe I get 1:02:38.280 --> 1:02:42.840 to be part of memorializing it forever like there, it 1:02:42.880 --> 1:02:47.600 will be the archive forever for anyone Tony any time. 1:02:47.680 --> 1:02:49.560 And and I think about, I mean, I think about 1:02:49.560 --> 1:02:56.040 how important watching theater on screens was for me before 1:02:56.400 --> 1:02:58.760 I had access to the theater. And I think about 1:02:58.760 --> 1:03:01.040 like the kids all of the country that are going 1:03:01.080 --> 1:03:04.160 to see this and see something that that is possible 1:03:04.160 --> 1:03:08.680 for them. And so that's that's pretty awesome and pretty exciting. 1:03:10.160 --> 1:03:11.800 Do you like to watch bootlegs? 1:03:11.800 --> 1:03:14.120 This is like I'm not you know, I'm not a 1:03:14.200 --> 1:03:16.240 huge theater person. I wasn't really I had really not 1:03:16.680 --> 1:03:19.320 experienced any theater until Jim and I started dating, but 1:03:21.160 --> 1:03:22.440 O Mary was the first thing where I was like, 1:03:22.480 --> 1:03:24.240 I just love it so much, I want to just 1:03:24.320 --> 1:03:26.360 have a copy of it. And Jim introduced me to 1:03:26.440 --> 1:03:30.080 the whole world of uh, slime tutorials. Are you familiar? 1:03:30.560 --> 1:03:32.720 Okay, so this is what I was gonna ask, because 1:03:32.720 --> 1:03:35.000 there's a is it called slime tutorial? 1:03:35.000 --> 1:03:38.840 That's yeah, you like on YouTube. You type in like 1:03:38.920 --> 1:03:42.000 the name of the show and Broadway. I'm sorry, but 1:03:42.040 --> 1:03:45.000 it's happening you and then you type in slime tutorial. 1:03:45.040 --> 1:03:47.400 And there will frequently be bootlegs. But Oh Mary has 1:03:47.400 --> 1:03:48.560 done a very good job of that not. 1:03:48.480 --> 1:03:49.360 Happened keeping it out. 1:03:50.640 --> 1:03:52.760 So that's good I mean for. 1:03:53.320 --> 1:03:56.160 Oh Mary, not good for me the home viewer. Good 1:03:56.160 --> 1:03:57.960 for a home box office HBO. 1:03:58.320 --> 1:04:00.800 I feel like, like a bootleg of a show that's 1:04:00.840 --> 1:04:05.640 no longer available, is I feel like, ethically I'm okay 1:04:05.680 --> 1:04:08.919 with watching a bootleg of Oh, I don't know, say, 1:04:09.000 --> 1:04:10.480 when Bernadette Peters. 1:04:10.280 --> 1:04:14.439 Was in Hello Dolly. Preservation and that's that's preservation. That's 1:04:14.480 --> 1:04:15.800 like the ancient texts. 1:04:15.880 --> 1:04:20.640 Yes, because you know, Lincoln Center Library makes archival recordings 1:04:21.240 --> 1:04:24.560 of a lot of shows right that aren't released, that 1:04:24.600 --> 1:04:26.640 are not released, but you can go to the library 1:04:27.360 --> 1:04:30.640 and plead your case to watch it, which is basically 1:04:30.680 --> 1:04:32.360 just like I'm anationing for it, and I you know, 1:04:32.400 --> 1:04:34.880 you can see sort of I'm working on it. I'm 1:04:34.880 --> 1:04:36.760 working on it in a scene class or I'm under 1:04:36.800 --> 1:04:38.240 saper and they'll let you watch it, but you have 1:04:38.280 --> 1:04:42.320 to sit there and watch it. So you know, that's 1:04:42.320 --> 1:04:45.960 probably they probably have Omry there. Okay, they probably have 1:04:46.120 --> 1:04:49.880 Bette Midler and Hello Dolly there, But Bernadette Peters and 1:04:49.960 --> 1:04:53.400 Hello Dolly isn't at the Lincoln Center Archives. So where 1:04:53.400 --> 1:04:56.160 else will I get that? Yes, I saw it twice 1:04:56.640 --> 1:04:59.640 when she did it, But what if I need. 1:04:59.520 --> 1:04:59.960 To watch it? 1:05:00.120 --> 1:05:02.360 Guess Mary will need to for my heart. 1:05:03.440 --> 1:05:07.720 But I did not know this slime tutorial and we 1:05:07.800 --> 1:05:11.080 might be in trouble for even saying it with the 1:05:11.120 --> 1:05:12.080 bootleg community. 1:05:12.120 --> 1:05:15.040 But I think I've talked about it on this podcast before. 1:05:15.080 --> 1:05:16.560 Okay, fine, then then it's on you. 1:05:16.720 --> 1:05:18.480 I'll be honest. I think it's a I think it's 1:05:18.520 --> 1:05:20.680 kind of failing it. It's failed me, So what can 1:05:20.760 --> 1:05:21.160 you say? 1:05:21.240 --> 1:05:24.080 Well, I wonder if there's a bigger crackdown on shows 1:05:24.080 --> 1:05:26.960 that are still running. Oh, probably because they don't. They 1:05:27.000 --> 1:05:31.040 want to like drive people to right. So I don't know, 1:05:31.320 --> 1:05:34.040 and who knows when they'll release this? Oh, Mary, you 1:05:34.040 --> 1:05:37.680 know they released Hamilton the Pro Shot as they call 1:05:37.760 --> 1:05:40.080 it Hamilton while the show's still running. 1:05:40.080 --> 1:05:42.160 So it's still running, right, and it doesn't seem to 1:05:42.240 --> 1:05:42.560 have hurt. 1:05:42.760 --> 1:05:44.800 I think it feels like a just an ad for 1:05:44.840 --> 1:05:45.800 the to go see the show. 1:05:45.840 --> 1:05:49.040 Basically, yeah, go see another group of people. Do it right, 1:05:49.040 --> 1:05:51.360 and here's this group, and go see another group of people. 1:05:52.600 --> 1:05:53.360 Okay, let's play it. 1:05:53.480 --> 1:05:54.280 Okay, let's play game. 1:05:54.320 --> 1:05:56.280 First. We're going to play a game called Invite List. 1:05:56.600 --> 1:05:58.840 Yes, I'm going to I know this game. 1:06:00.080 --> 1:06:02.000 Name a list of start naming a list of celebrities. 1:06:02.040 --> 1:06:03.680 You tell me if they're invited or not invited, and 1:06:03.680 --> 1:06:06.600 I have ten. You get to pick ten, okay, and 1:06:06.640 --> 1:06:08.880 you can say why or not why not? You can 1:06:08.920 --> 1:06:12.240 say whatever you want and Ellis will keep tracks, so 1:06:12.280 --> 1:06:14.040 you don't have to, okay, what unless you want to 1:06:14.080 --> 1:06:14.400 keep tracking? 1:06:14.400 --> 1:06:16.400 And I kind of want to because I've seen this. 1:06:17.080 --> 1:06:19.680 I know this game. You gotta be careful, fan of 1:06:19.680 --> 1:06:22.520 the pod, so I know that sometimes people end up 1:06:22.520 --> 1:06:27.000 with ten people and you just have to be careful. 1:06:26.800 --> 1:06:27.840 Yes, you got to be careful. 1:06:27.840 --> 1:06:29.360 Ten's not that many. 1:06:29.400 --> 1:06:35.760 It's an exclusive party. Yeah, all right, Robin uh not invited. 1:06:36.080 --> 1:06:39.760 Damon John who's that he is one of the Shark 1:06:39.800 --> 1:06:41.120 Tank shark. 1:06:40.880 --> 1:06:43.160 Definitely, No, no, no, sorry, I'm sorry. 1:06:43.840 --> 1:06:48.320 Paul Hollywood, these people this is crazy. 1:06:49.080 --> 1:06:50.160 Paul Hollywood. 1:06:50.760 --> 1:06:52.800 Do you know who Paul Hollywood is? When you're out 1:06:52.840 --> 1:06:57.440 of touch with modern culture. He's one of the judges 1:06:57.480 --> 1:06:58.480 on Great British Bakeoff? 1:06:58.600 --> 1:07:01.640 Oh of course, okay, yeah, Paul Hollywood's. 1:07:01.080 --> 1:07:04.680 In Okay, Meredith Mark's real housewife of SLIC City. 1:07:05.360 --> 1:07:05.680 Sorry. 1:07:05.720 --> 1:07:11.440 Francis McDormand, oh absolutely, Frances McDormand lives in our neighborhood. No, yes, 1:07:12.400 --> 1:07:15.080 like really close to us, and we live on the 1:07:15.120 --> 1:07:19.800 first floor and what and so sometimes depending on the 1:07:19.800 --> 1:07:21.919 time of day and depending on how our how our 1:07:21.960 --> 1:07:25.120 blinds are, people can see into our apartment and we 1:07:25.200 --> 1:07:27.760 can see people walk by, which we kind of like, 1:07:28.000 --> 1:07:30.040 I mean, we're not weird exhibition, it's like that. 1:07:30.000 --> 1:07:31.120 But like it's kind of fun. 1:07:31.160 --> 1:07:32.160 It's people watching it. 1:07:32.720 --> 1:07:36.000 And I was we were sitting at the in our 1:07:36.080 --> 1:07:39.400 kitchen and having a conversation and Ryan was like, oh 1:07:39.400 --> 1:07:42.200 my god, Francis mcdormant just walked by and she nodded 1:07:42.280 --> 1:07:45.400 at me, and I was like, no, she didn't, and 1:07:45.440 --> 1:07:47.480 he was like, I'm I swear to god she did. 1:07:47.560 --> 1:07:50.400 And then a few minutes later we left to I 1:07:50.400 --> 1:07:53.360 think walk the Dog, and sure enough we saw her nearby. 1:07:53.640 --> 1:07:56.480 Oh, I'd pass away. There are so few actors I 1:07:56.520 --> 1:07:57.480 really care about. 1:07:57.640 --> 1:07:59.120 She's amazing, just one. 1:07:58.960 --> 1:08:01.840 Of the all time great. Okay, so invited. 1:08:02.160 --> 1:08:06.000 Invited, So Paul Hollywood and Francis McDorman. 1:08:06.200 --> 1:08:11.880 I'm sure they'll really get along. Mark Zuckerberg, No, God, 1:08:12.920 --> 1:08:13.640 Kim Jong. 1:08:13.520 --> 1:08:19.679 Un next to No, No, Kim. Sorry. 1:08:19.960 --> 1:08:21.479 I don't think you're gonna know who this person is. 1:08:21.520 --> 1:08:24.080 But maybe she's great Slater. Do you know this person? 1:08:24.439 --> 1:08:26.200 You got to get into Slater. She's got maybe the 1:08:26.280 --> 1:08:27.040 album of the year. 1:08:27.280 --> 1:08:30.000 Oh okay, God, this is humiliating. I don't know anything 1:08:30.000 --> 1:08:30.880 about pop culture. 1:08:31.760 --> 1:08:35.320 But probably not invited for you, I guess not. Angela 1:08:35.360 --> 1:08:38.720 Bassett absolutely invited. She's fantastic. 1:08:38.800 --> 1:08:41.599 I met her once backstage. She came to see Actually 1:08:41.600 --> 1:08:43.400 it was I was. It was a two shows happening 1:08:43.439 --> 1:08:45.840 at the same time, and we shared a backstage and 1:08:45.880 --> 1:08:48.080 she had seen the other one. But I walked back 1:08:48.080 --> 1:08:50.240 and she was there, and I was like, I stopped 1:08:50.240 --> 1:08:50.960 in my tracks. 1:08:51.520 --> 1:08:55.320 She was fabulous. God, we need a list of just 1:08:55.360 --> 1:08:57.160 everyone you have met, your Forrest Gump. 1:08:57.840 --> 1:09:01.679 I am sort of like the gay forest Gup happened 1:09:01.720 --> 1:09:02.840 to be around. 1:09:02.760 --> 1:09:06.880 Every single person. I mean it when I say it, 1:09:07.000 --> 1:09:08.320 everyone loves Michael Eric. 1:09:08.479 --> 1:09:11.640 No, that can't be true. I mean it's true that 1:09:11.680 --> 1:09:13.519 you mean it. I just don't think it's. 1:09:13.479 --> 1:09:16.120 We should find the person who hates you. I'm gonna 1:09:16.120 --> 1:09:16.639 begin the search. 1:09:16.840 --> 1:09:17.519 Let's do it. 1:09:20.000 --> 1:09:26.160 Glenn Close. Oh, absolutely, George Ta Kai oh oh. 1:09:26.200 --> 1:09:30.960 I thought I was wearing my George Kay. I have 1:09:31.040 --> 1:09:33.439 two T shirts that are that I wear more than 1:09:33.479 --> 1:09:35.840 any other. One is this k ear with one Orran 1:09:35.920 --> 1:09:38.720 T shirt and the other is O G cast to. 1:09:38.760 --> 1:09:45.280 Star Trek amazing. Yeah, that's add George sam Altman. Who's 1:09:45.320 --> 1:09:46.200 that a musician? 1:09:46.280 --> 1:09:49.280 Right, He's the owner of Chat. He's kind of the 1:09:49.520 --> 1:09:55.599 person in charge at Chat GPT. That's not I'm sorry, No, 1:09:56.320 --> 1:09:57.520 Sylvester Stallone. 1:09:59.040 --> 1:10:01.720 You know, there would have been a time when I 1:10:01.800 --> 1:10:06.719 absolutely would have provided Sylvester Stallone. But in this political climate, 1:10:07.000 --> 1:10:11.879 given then he is a supporter, I just think politically 1:10:11.880 --> 1:10:16.200 we don't align anymore, even though I love Cliffhanger. 1:10:18.800 --> 1:10:24.040 Okay, not invited, Sporty spice. 1:10:23.680 --> 1:10:28.600 I'm gonna I'm gonna pass ginger spice, pass baby spice. 1:10:30.240 --> 1:10:35.000 Past, scary spice in Victoria Beckham past. 1:10:35.240 --> 1:10:38.800 Although although I've met Victoria Beckham and she's lovely. Wow. Yeah, 1:10:39.080 --> 1:10:41.479 she was on Ugly Betty. She was great. 1:10:41.560 --> 1:10:44.280 Okay, that's good to know, Vicky, Vicky keeping it really 1:10:44.360 --> 1:10:44.960 very very cool. 1:10:45.400 --> 1:10:53.840 Gene Simmons of Kiss was also on Ugly Betty. 1:10:53.840 --> 1:10:54.960 Also makeup. 1:10:55.520 --> 1:10:57.120 No, not in makeup. 1:10:58.840 --> 1:10:58.960 Was. 1:10:59.479 --> 1:11:03.960 I think the story was that he was that we 1:11:04.000 --> 1:11:12.240 thought he was Becky Newton's character's father, lovely man. Politically, 1:11:12.240 --> 1:11:14.679 I think we don't know line anymore, so I'm gonna 1:11:14.680 --> 1:11:16.080 say no. But he did try to set me up 1:11:16.080 --> 1:11:16.799 with his assistant. 1:11:17.160 --> 1:11:19.400 Oh interesting, it was a gay guy. Yeah, okay, Oh 1:11:19.479 --> 1:11:21.439 I thought it was like I got a girl for you. 1:11:21.520 --> 1:11:21.720 No. 1:11:21.720 --> 1:11:23.519 No, he wasn't trying to he wasn't trying to fix me. 1:11:23.960 --> 1:11:26.560 He was he was, he was, he was sweet, He 1:11:26.640 --> 1:11:27.720 was sweet. But I don't know. 1:11:28.120 --> 1:11:29.880 Yeah, I guess you make a career in makeup and 1:11:29.960 --> 1:11:32.080 platform shoes, you've got to be at least open to 1:11:32.080 --> 1:11:33.479 the idea of people being gay. 1:11:33.560 --> 1:11:35.840 You know what, Yes, I think so too. I think 1:11:37.000 --> 1:11:39.599 he trademarked all that makeup. 1:11:40.120 --> 1:11:41.360 Wow. Interesting. 1:11:41.439 --> 1:11:42.519 He was telling me about it. 1:11:42.600 --> 1:11:45.000 He like, he's like a very smart businessman, and he 1:11:45.080 --> 1:11:46.400 trademarked all that makeup. 1:11:46.439 --> 1:11:47.800 Oh shrewd right? 1:11:48.160 --> 1:11:48.599 Interesting? 1:11:49.080 --> 1:11:51.640 Okay, Forrest Whittaker. 1:11:54.640 --> 1:11:56.599 Yes, I think that would be fun. 1:11:56.720 --> 1:11:58.320 I think he would be a secretly good time. 1:11:58.600 --> 1:12:00.400 I think he would be really interesting. 1:12:00.600 --> 1:12:01.960 And just as an update, that's seven. 1:12:02.000 --> 1:12:02.840 So we've got three lefts. 1:12:02.840 --> 1:12:10.000 Oh boy, thank you Garth Brooks. I mean I do listen. 1:12:09.960 --> 1:12:13.480 I texted, I know this is an interesting one, Garth. 1:12:13.280 --> 1:12:20.400 Brooks, Let's do it. Come on, Garth. 1:12:20.320 --> 1:12:23.320 Garth is you know he runs around the stage, He's 1:12:23.320 --> 1:12:25.679 doing all sorts of things. People seem to love him. 1:12:25.760 --> 1:12:28.360 Oh he's great. He's got friends in low places. I 1:12:28.400 --> 1:12:29.160 think he'd be great. 1:12:29.320 --> 1:12:31.880 Yeah. Did you ever see the Facebook video which one 1:12:32.320 --> 1:12:36.160 him talking his first video he posted to Facebook. It's 1:12:36.600 --> 1:12:38.559 that's one that you're gonna want to see at some point. 1:12:38.640 --> 1:12:39.240 Get your eyes. 1:12:39.439 --> 1:12:41.759 Is that gonna make me want to make that a goal? Change? 1:12:42.160 --> 1:12:44.280 To make you love Garth Brooks in a new way? 1:12:44.640 --> 1:12:46.640 Is I got friends in low places? Garth Brooks. I 1:12:46.680 --> 1:12:51.320 think so, yeah, thunder Road, thunder Road. What about that 1:12:51.320 --> 1:12:55.759 one where he's like, he's like the old high school 1:12:55.800 --> 1:12:58.599 football game and he sees that lady that he knew 1:12:58.640 --> 1:13:00.800 and now he knows he's with the right woman after 1:13:00.840 --> 1:13:08.000 all these years. Gosh, it gets me every married stalker. Okay, 1:13:09.080 --> 1:13:14.040 Jaden Smith? Oh uh is Jaden Smith? 1:13:14.320 --> 1:13:17.120 This is or I guess we could say Jayden Pinkett Smith. 1:13:17.280 --> 1:13:19.800 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I know that is. 1:13:23.160 --> 1:13:29.839 No. Kate Winslet. Oh absolutely, she's so good, divine Jackie 1:13:29.840 --> 1:13:35.680 got one more? Just Jackie Chan. Nothing, Okay, this is 1:13:35.680 --> 1:13:37.720 interesting coming up here. We were just talking about this guy. 1:13:37.760 --> 1:13:38.559 And I'm sure. 1:13:39.000 --> 1:13:43.120 Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith in the Karate Kid together. 1:13:44.760 --> 1:13:46.719 I'm not the person to ask Karate Kid reboot. 1:13:46.760 --> 1:13:48.080 That's not why this list. That's not why they're both 1:13:48.120 --> 1:13:51.160 on the list, because they would have that to talk about. 1:13:53.400 --> 1:13:55.760 The party would already be a buzz about Karate Kid. 1:13:55.800 --> 1:13:58.040 That's all anybody ever talks about, and Glenn. 1:13:57.760 --> 1:14:01.479 Close would just not stop talking about Karate Kid all night. 1:14:01.560 --> 1:14:03.240 Forest Whitaker's like, can we at least talk about the 1:14:03.280 --> 1:14:05.519 last king in Scotland. She's like no, no, we have 1:14:05.560 --> 1:14:06.439 to keep talking about. 1:14:06.280 --> 1:14:09.920 I should have booked it. Okay, Now this one's interesting 1:14:09.920 --> 1:14:12.240 because we were talking about him earlier and he's a must. 1:14:12.640 --> 1:14:23.360 Eric Adams Path, George R. R. Martin Pastum, Kathy Griffin. 1:14:25.360 --> 1:14:28.680 If I was starting this list, I would say yes, absolutely, 1:14:28.720 --> 1:14:30.679 but given that I have one slot left. 1:14:30.680 --> 1:14:34.520 Fairytas right now, I don't know if she's right. Candace Owens, 1:14:35.560 --> 1:14:36.160 who this is? 1:14:36.960 --> 1:14:39.439 Yeah, that's uh wait no. 1:14:40.040 --> 1:14:42.200 Kind of this horrible conservative person. 1:14:42.560 --> 1:14:46.559 Yes, no, definitely not. I know you're talking about. Definitely not. 1:14:46.640 --> 1:14:49.160 I like that person. I think kind of always losing 1:14:49.160 --> 1:14:49.559 her mind. 1:14:50.080 --> 1:14:55.640 King, Charles King, Charles, well, that's kind of fun. No. 1:14:55.880 --> 1:14:59.120 Jessica Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld's wife. 1:14:59.400 --> 1:15:00.000 I'm gonna pass. 1:15:01.880 --> 1:15:06.560 Daniel Craig hmm, the from Casino Royale. 1:15:06.640 --> 1:15:09.160 Oh that's right. Well the way things come together. 1:15:09.520 --> 1:15:13.240 But but you know they don't use the herbal and 1:15:13.280 --> 1:15:14.760 for that reason, I'm going the same note to Daniel. 1:15:14.960 --> 1:15:19.400 That's why that was a box office bomb. Randy Jackson 1:15:20.120 --> 1:15:21.760 Randy Jackson from from American ISLEL. 1:15:21.880 --> 1:15:27.960 Yes, it's a note for me dog, Scott Bayo, that's 1:15:28.000 --> 1:15:29.799 a deaf note. No thanks, Scott got. 1:15:29.680 --> 1:15:33.400 Bayo blocked me on Twitter very early on. Really, I mean, 1:15:33.400 --> 1:15:35.599 I obviously was thrilled about it. I don't know what 1:15:35.640 --> 1:15:39.840 tweet set him off. I'd love to Scott reach out. 1:15:39.920 --> 1:15:42.200 That would be so funny to like pinpoint, which. 1:15:42.800 --> 1:15:45.719 I would love to know what really just ruined his day? 1:15:47.040 --> 1:15:49.720 Paula Dean Oh. 1:15:49.040 --> 1:15:53.840 H no, Laura Dern oh okay, Yes, that's a good one. 1:15:53.920 --> 1:15:54.639 That's a great one. 1:15:56.000 --> 1:15:57.920 Yeah, that's a that's a good way. 1:15:57.920 --> 1:15:59.600 Can we read it? Absolutely? 1:15:59.600 --> 1:16:04.679 We've got Paul Hollywood, Francis McDermott, Angela Bassett, Glenn Close, 1:16:04.880 --> 1:16:10.640 George Ta, Kai Scary Spice, Forrest Whittaker, Garth Brooks, Kate Winslet, 1:16:10.720 --> 1:16:11.519 and Laura Dern. 1:16:11.720 --> 1:16:12.759 This is great. 1:16:13.000 --> 1:16:13.679 What a party? 1:16:13.800 --> 1:16:17.960 What a great that's a great lists and you really 1:16:17.960 --> 1:16:19.960 put some thought into it, which I appreciate. 1:16:20.520 --> 1:16:22.400 What party is? What party would that even be? 1:16:22.640 --> 1:16:26.000 It would be Hollywood Bowl. We'd be going to the Hollywood. 1:16:26.240 --> 1:16:29.120 We have a box at the we get two. 1:16:28.920 --> 1:16:32.519 Boxes next to each other, and it would be for 1:16:33.920 --> 1:16:34.920 the Boston Pops. 1:16:35.080 --> 1:16:38.160 No, the the Boston Pops in the LA Yeah, the 1:16:38.240 --> 1:16:40.240 other Boston Pops. I was seeing John Williams in the 1:16:40.240 --> 1:16:40.880 Boston Pops. 1:16:40.920 --> 1:16:42.639 But it's the La Phil. 1:16:42.920 --> 1:16:44.960 Yeah, really Phil, that's who. 1:16:45.000 --> 1:16:48.160 That's who has the residency at the Bowl, right, Yes, 1:16:48.320 --> 1:16:50.559 that's what we'd be there for, and we'd we'd get 1:16:50.680 --> 1:16:51.360 fried Chick. 1:16:51.439 --> 1:16:54.680 Lovely evening delicious. Well, I think that game took long 1:16:54.760 --> 1:16:56.679 enough that we're not even going to play another game. Okay, 1:16:56.720 --> 1:16:59.040 fair enough, But we'll answer a listener question. Will you 1:16:59.120 --> 1:17:00.000 help me answer a question? 1:17:00.120 --> 1:17:01.639 I would be delighted people are. 1:17:01.560 --> 1:17:04.000 Writing into I said no gifts at gmail dot com. 1:17:04.120 --> 1:17:07.439 Most of my listeners have no coping skills and they're 1:17:07.479 --> 1:17:11.160 just begging a podcast for answers. So, Deer Bridger and 1:17:11.280 --> 1:17:13.760 Lovely Guest, I have a gift conundrum. I'd love your 1:17:13.800 --> 1:17:17.000 help with. My daughter is nearly two, and it's around 1:17:17.160 --> 1:17:19.720 this time that all her friends are also having birthdays. 1:17:20.040 --> 1:17:21.800 She is with all kinds of the same age at 1:17:21.800 --> 1:17:24.880 her daycare and from our mommy and me classes. Okay, 1:17:25.479 --> 1:17:28.280 get we get invites to all the birthday parties, and 1:17:28.320 --> 1:17:30.920 I like going because there's nothing better than a party 1:17:30.960 --> 1:17:34.160 that goes from nine am to noon. Okay. My daughter 1:17:34.200 --> 1:17:37.400 also gets extra time with her friends, which is adorable. Okay, whatever, 1:17:38.000 --> 1:17:40.360 what's the problem anyway? Do I have to get all 1:17:40.400 --> 1:17:43.559 these kids gifts. I usually just bring them pastries or cookies. 1:17:43.760 --> 1:17:46.200 Since I'm a baker at Proof in Atwater Village. Have 1:17:46.240 --> 1:17:49.400 you been to Proof No delicious bakery h with an 1:17:49.439 --> 1:17:53.880 interesting I think a very unionized bakery anyway, so that's 1:17:53.920 --> 1:17:57.040 an easy lift. But they always seem like kind of 1:17:57.080 --> 1:17:58.840 a cop out when I see a table full of 1:17:58.840 --> 1:18:01.720 beautifully wrapped gifts the party, What do I do? There 1:18:01.720 --> 1:18:04.120 are like a thousand kids and I'm not made of cash. 1:18:04.160 --> 1:18:08.000 With love Lauren also, ps, please come to prove It 1:18:08.000 --> 1:18:10.640 would be a pleasure to hear your thoughts on the bakes. Okay, 1:18:10.800 --> 1:18:13.080 well you'll see me around, Lauren. I'm going to demand 1:18:13.720 --> 1:18:14.320 the best. 1:18:14.520 --> 1:18:16.880 It could be that, Okay. 1:18:16.920 --> 1:18:20.960 So basically Lauren's problem or Lauren whatever, la U r 1:18:21.040 --> 1:18:24.600 e N don't It's not my problem. The daughters to 1:18:24.960 --> 1:18:29.120 all of the rich la children are having these fabulous 1:18:29.120 --> 1:18:33.120 parties and demanding gifts. Parents are expecting gifts. Lauren is 1:18:33.200 --> 1:18:35.439 working at one of our best bakeries and bringing baked 1:18:35.439 --> 1:18:36.960 goods and she feels bad about it. 1:18:37.520 --> 1:18:39.599 Well, gosh, I don't think she should feel bad about 1:18:39.640 --> 1:18:40.160 that at all. 1:18:40.880 --> 1:18:45.880 Should she be bringing expensive gifts to every toddler in 1:18:45.920 --> 1:18:47.559 the Inland Empire. 1:18:47.680 --> 1:18:49.120 I don't think so. I don't think. 1:18:49.240 --> 1:18:52.320 I think what she is doing is far more interesting 1:18:52.320 --> 1:18:57.200 and original than some high dollar trinket that the kid 1:18:57.200 --> 1:18:59.879 will play with for a minute. 1:19:00.200 --> 1:19:02.360 Right, and it's is it? Is she bringing enough for 1:19:02.400 --> 1:19:03.960 the whole class? Like? Is it? Like? 1:19:04.320 --> 1:19:04.519 Right? 1:19:04.640 --> 1:19:06.519 Is he bringing like a plate of cookies that she 1:19:06.760 --> 1:19:12.240 baked at her fabulous at water. I think, I think. 1:19:12.520 --> 1:19:15.519 I think she's honestly, I think she's exactly right. 1:19:16.240 --> 1:19:17.559 Well, you disagree. 1:19:18.000 --> 1:19:20.479 I feel like Lauren's making a huge mistake here. She's 1:19:20.520 --> 1:19:23.160 got these, all of these networking opportunities. She should be 1:19:23.200 --> 1:19:25.960 looking at this as a networking opportunity, and she needs 1:19:26.000 --> 1:19:28.960 to show up her best. She's got a she should 1:19:29.000 --> 1:19:35.679 be bringing a Look, everybody's in debt. Why can't Lauren 1:19:35.720 --> 1:19:39.439 be for giving away gifts? To Lauren, you're doing the 1:19:39.479 --> 1:19:44.360 wrong thing. Keep the bakery. You're being a cheap skate. 1:19:44.600 --> 1:19:47.000 You should show up with a gift that's minimum one 1:19:47.080 --> 1:19:51.760 hundred dollars and that's minimum. People are talking about her, 1:19:52.200 --> 1:19:54.640 They're saying, I'm sure the cookies are good, but I 1:19:54.640 --> 1:19:58.120 could have gotten bought these myself, you know. Well, God, 1:19:58.120 --> 1:20:01.120 I feel like she's flopped. I'm sure her two year 1:20:01.120 --> 1:20:06.280 olds are so embarrassed. Mom, you just stay in the car. 1:20:06.479 --> 1:20:10.640 So you said you're saying gifts. You say gifts, I 1:20:10.680 --> 1:20:11.360 said gifts. 1:20:11.760 --> 1:20:14.280 I said gifts for two year olds. I think it's 1:20:14.320 --> 1:20:19.040 important that a two year old get an expensive gift. Yes, gifts, Yeah, okay. 1:20:18.880 --> 1:20:19.400 That's fair. 1:20:20.400 --> 1:20:24.240 But you know, as someone who has a two year 1:20:24.240 --> 1:20:30.599 old on TV, I think that the I think the cookies, 1:20:30.880 --> 1:20:34.160 cookies and pastries, you know, like a bear claw, I 1:20:34.640 --> 1:20:37.360 think they would be welcomed and and and what what 1:20:37.360 --> 1:20:38.599 what a unique and. 1:20:38.560 --> 1:20:44.639 You made this? How we thank you, Lauren. The kids Lauren, 1:20:45.240 --> 1:20:47.120 missus one have made this? 1:20:47.400 --> 1:20:49.880 Lauren, missus Lauren she made these. 1:20:50.040 --> 1:20:51.280 These are these are fresh? 1:20:51.400 --> 1:20:55.280 Everyone try, but of course it is la So I 1:20:55.280 --> 1:20:58.160 don't know, those kids might all be like, oh. 1:20:57.800 --> 1:21:00.840 Boy, and all of these things. You've got to consider. 1:21:01.040 --> 1:21:04.000 I've started bringing I'm trying to make it a goal 1:21:04.080 --> 1:21:06.479 of baking cookies to take to parties instead of just 1:21:06.479 --> 1:21:11.479 grabbing some boring drink. To really people go crazy. You 1:21:11.560 --> 1:21:14.800 bring a nice, well made cookie to a party, you're 1:21:14.880 --> 1:21:17.439 the talk of the town. Wow's having a great time 1:21:17.479 --> 1:21:17.800 with them. 1:21:17.920 --> 1:21:20.040 How often have you brought a bottle of wine and 1:21:20.160 --> 1:21:22.599 you it just gets put away and as you leave, you're. 1:21:22.479 --> 1:21:26.400 Like, there it is there, should just grab it. The 1:21:26.400 --> 1:21:31.800 next party you take cookies, you know, it's let's be honest, 1:21:31.880 --> 1:21:34.400 I'm allowed, Laurence. What kind of cookies do you make? 1:21:34.600 --> 1:21:37.160 Chocolate chip, sea. 1:21:36.960 --> 1:21:42.080 Salt, sea salt, sometimes with walnuts. I mean, they're phenomenal 1:21:42.400 --> 1:21:45.360 and people love them. But only I can do that. 1:21:45.640 --> 1:21:48.799 Lauren's stealing my thing. I think that's ultimately my problem. 1:21:50.280 --> 1:21:52.520 They're phenomenal. 1:21:54.439 --> 1:21:54.920 My cooking. 1:21:56.479 --> 1:21:58.559 Do you see these Instagram videos where people are like, 1:21:58.600 --> 1:22:02.719 all you need is is like peanut butter and one 1:22:02.920 --> 1:22:05.719 one cocoa, one scoop of cocoa powder and a wish 1:22:05.800 --> 1:22:09.400 and it's a brownie and it's like this is just protein. 1:22:09.640 --> 1:22:11.439 And I'm like, that looks like a brownie and they 1:22:11.439 --> 1:22:13.639 say it tastes like a brownie. How is that protein? 1:22:13.840 --> 1:22:15.599 This was happening for a while that it was really 1:22:15.680 --> 1:22:19.559 recommending the same thing, but essentially everything made out of eggs. 1:22:19.800 --> 1:22:22.840 It was like, yeah, fifteen eggs and a piece of 1:22:22.920 --> 1:22:26.000 chocolate and you have this is a cake. It's like no, 1:22:26.040 --> 1:22:27.800 it's then you get in the you would look at 1:22:27.800 --> 1:22:29.720 the comments and the people were just burning them down. 1:22:29.760 --> 1:22:34.160 People be like, that's chocolate scrambled eggs. I loved it 1:22:34.240 --> 1:22:37.840 so much. But there's a particular group of I think 1:22:37.880 --> 1:22:41.160 the essentially scammers telling people that that works. That doesn't work. 1:22:41.640 --> 1:22:43.439 It's gotta be it's gotta be false. 1:22:43.439 --> 1:22:45.760 I mean, peanut butter and cocoa, I could imagine. I mean, 1:22:45.800 --> 1:22:49.160 you probably joke, but when it's like eggs and a 1:22:49.160 --> 1:22:51.200 piece of chocolate, it's like, that's simply not. 1:22:51.400 --> 1:22:53.160 Do you ever cook? Do you use an air fryer? 1:22:53.479 --> 1:22:53.960 I don't. 1:22:54.160 --> 1:22:57.080 I am no cook, but I can use an air 1:22:57.080 --> 1:23:00.679 fryer sure, and it is at it's magic. 1:23:01.600 --> 1:23:02.559 What are you making in there? 1:23:02.680 --> 1:23:06.799 I make? I've made steaks. 1:23:07.320 --> 1:23:10.120 Wow, I've made Last night I had a steak with 1:23:10.479 --> 1:23:14.320 Brussels sprouts all made out of the in the air fryer. Wow, terrific. 1:23:14.520 --> 1:23:15.280 I've made eggs. 1:23:15.479 --> 1:23:16.320 All you did? They have? 1:23:16.479 --> 1:23:19.400 They have these like these like these little filters that 1:23:19.520 --> 1:23:24.840 you can put in the air fryer. And I've made eggs, 1:23:24.880 --> 1:23:27.160 like you just cracked the egg in there, and. 1:23:27.040 --> 1:23:29.160 What it's like a sunny side up or what is it? 1:23:29.160 --> 1:23:30.400 It comes out sunny side up? 1:23:30.439 --> 1:23:32.519 I guess you like spray with a little bit of 1:23:32.880 --> 1:23:35.840 you know, avocado oil or whatever. You puts some whatever 1:23:35.840 --> 1:23:37.559 you want on a salt, some cheese maybe, and it 1:23:37.640 --> 1:23:41.160 comes out perfect. It's like it's it's like it's weird, 1:23:41.200 --> 1:23:44.200 but it is like in Back to the Future Part two, 1:23:44.360 --> 1:23:46.960 the pizza, which she puts the tiny pizza in and 1:23:47.040 --> 1:23:50.120 five seconds later it's it feels like that, Wow, you 1:23:50.320 --> 1:23:52.519 put it in, you can't see what's happening in there, 1:23:52.560 --> 1:23:54.639 and then you pull it out and the egg is cooked. 1:23:55.880 --> 1:23:57.719 It's crazy. 1:23:57.920 --> 1:24:02.400 The egg is the easiest possible to cook. And this 1:24:02.479 --> 1:24:03.639 is the one thing I can cook. 1:24:03.720 --> 1:24:04.760 I know, I can't cook it on. 1:24:05.000 --> 1:24:06.880 A regular head Brussels sprout. 1:24:07.600 --> 1:24:10.880 It's fantastic and it's and I'm just like it's for me. 1:24:10.960 --> 1:24:14.240 It's the cleanup, like it's the it's the mess I'm 1:24:14.280 --> 1:24:17.040 going to make on the stove, and then it's the 1:24:17.080 --> 1:24:18.479 mess of clean cleaning it all up. 1:24:18.479 --> 1:24:20.120 But with the airfare, it is so and I have 1:24:20.160 --> 1:24:22.080 a little one, so it's very simple. 1:24:22.280 --> 1:24:24.120 It might be time for me to just get into it. 1:24:24.240 --> 1:24:28.280 I had to say we got one because in New York, 1:24:29.479 --> 1:24:31.160 our this is the thing that happens when you live 1:24:31.160 --> 1:24:33.000 in an old building in New York. We didn't have 1:24:33.120 --> 1:24:39.519 gas for two years. WHOA, I had no idea this 1:24:39.600 --> 1:24:41.000 was even something that could happen to you. 1:24:41.200 --> 1:24:42.479 But it just stopped. 1:24:43.000 --> 1:24:44.840 There was a leak in the gas line. 1:24:44.880 --> 1:24:47.559 Summer cooking gas we had, we had heat, and we 1:24:47.640 --> 1:24:49.800 had hot water, but we didn't have cooking gas for. 1:24:49.840 --> 1:24:52.680 Two How do they justify that? 1:24:53.280 --> 1:24:53.839 I mean. 1:24:55.240 --> 1:24:59.600 They just they say tough shit, They say sorry, and 1:25:00.000 --> 1:25:02.360 it's like and you know a lot of people I said, 1:25:02.400 --> 1:25:04.320 and they're like, well, don't pay your rent, Like. 1:25:04.280 --> 1:25:07.160 Well, it's not a rental, it's a co op. So 1:25:07.280 --> 1:25:08.759 like you know, co op. 1:25:08.640 --> 1:25:10.479 Is Yeah, you're really committed. 1:25:10.960 --> 1:25:13.559 It's like, who do you complain to? It's it's me. 1:25:13.760 --> 1:25:16.479 Yeah, we all are part of the team. 1:25:16.600 --> 1:25:21.880 We all own this together. This is our problem. Yeah, 1:25:22.040 --> 1:25:24.840 so we get an air fier. It's back now. The 1:25:24.880 --> 1:25:26.400 gas is back now, but we still use. 1:25:26.360 --> 1:25:28.759 The airfier because it was such a nice solution. 1:25:29.280 --> 1:25:32.280 Wow, Okay, well it's probably time I need to cook 1:25:32.320 --> 1:25:33.920 something for myself on occasion. 1:25:34.600 --> 1:25:34.800 Yeah. 1:25:35.160 --> 1:25:36.000 Ridiculous. 1:25:36.080 --> 1:25:38.800 And when you're alone, like you know, that's another thing, 1:25:38.840 --> 1:25:41.080 Like I'm alone out here because Ryan's in New York. 1:25:41.560 --> 1:25:44.839 It's really easy to make something very quickly for myself. 1:25:45.000 --> 1:25:46.920 Right, That's how I justify going out every single night 1:25:46.960 --> 1:25:48.040 where I'm like, well I'm not going to make a 1:25:48.040 --> 1:25:48.559 whole meal. 1:25:48.840 --> 1:25:50.240 You got Do you go to restaurants alone? 1:25:50.360 --> 1:25:53.519 Yeah? I love it. I go to movies alone. 1:25:53.600 --> 1:25:54.719 I love going to the movies alone. 1:25:54.760 --> 1:25:56.559 I think people should only go to the movies alone. 1:25:56.560 --> 1:25:59.479 Well because because regardless, if you go to a movie 1:25:59.520 --> 1:26:04.439 with another and that person's experience becomes your experience like everything. 1:26:04.520 --> 1:26:07.320 Yes, and I love going the moves alone, but going 1:26:07.320 --> 1:26:10.880 to restaurants alone depending on where I am. But I 1:26:10.920 --> 1:26:13.519 also like, I don't want people to recognize me and 1:26:13.560 --> 1:26:16.480 be like, why does that guy from TV have no friends? 1:26:17.280 --> 1:26:18.320 That's what I'm afraid of. 1:26:19.920 --> 1:26:22.360 Or you just got to own it. Yeah, No, I 1:26:23.040 --> 1:26:25.240 like doing I like to go and read while I'm eating. 1:26:25.600 --> 1:26:26.280 Well that's cute. 1:26:26.880 --> 1:26:28.720 There's just something just very relaxing about it too. 1:26:28.800 --> 1:26:31.639 I like like sitting at a counter, like at a diner. 1:26:32.280 --> 1:26:33.960 I wish we had a closer. I go to Clark 1:26:34.000 --> 1:26:36.720 Street Diner constantly. Oh yeah, I just know everyone there. 1:26:36.760 --> 1:26:38.720 So I'm in a booth. I'm just the king of 1:26:38.720 --> 1:26:39.280 the castle. 1:26:39.640 --> 1:26:43.840 Yeah, but all right, good to know about this because 1:26:43.840 --> 1:26:45.960 I think about going to restaurants alone. 1:26:46.160 --> 1:26:48.559 You should do it. Try it. It feels like you're 1:26:48.680 --> 1:26:50.800 almost like on a little business trip. That's kind of 1:26:50.840 --> 1:26:54.599 how I feel like I'm expensing this meal. I'm expensing 1:26:54.640 --> 1:26:56.400 simply every single meal of my life. 1:26:56.640 --> 1:26:58.840 Had a long day of meetings. I'm going to go 1:26:58.880 --> 1:27:02.520 back to the Marriotte after this. But in the meantime, 1:27:03.680 --> 1:27:04.920 I do love a hotel bar. 1:27:05.680 --> 1:27:06.080 Oh. 1:27:06.240 --> 1:27:08.360 Interesting. I like going to a hotel bar and I 1:27:08.439 --> 1:27:09.559 think romantic about that. 1:27:09.720 --> 1:27:11.679 And I love room service. 1:27:12.560 --> 1:27:15.400 I don't think I've ever gotten room service. No, never. 1:27:16.080 --> 1:27:20.040 Oh it's fabulous. There's something they bring a tray, there's 1:27:20.040 --> 1:27:24.920 a tiny tabasco, there's like your personal Oh it's great. 1:27:25.080 --> 1:27:26.599 And then when you're done, you just put it in. 1:27:26.520 --> 1:27:28.640 The hall that I like. I like the idea of 1:27:29.000 --> 1:27:31.639 leaving trash in a hotel hallway. Oh, it's something very 1:27:31.640 --> 1:27:35.760 appealing about that. I should give it a shot sometime. No, 1:27:36.040 --> 1:27:38.040 I did it actually in Japan. We did it, and 1:27:38.080 --> 1:27:43.560 it did feel incredible. What was the cuisine cheeseburgers? 1:27:43.720 --> 1:27:43.920 No? 1:27:44.200 --> 1:27:46.920 Really, yes, And it felt I mean it was just 1:27:46.960 --> 1:27:48.240 like it felt amazing. 1:27:48.560 --> 1:27:48.800 Yeah. 1:27:48.880 --> 1:27:51.639 It comes in a yeah, like a tray with the top. 1:27:52.080 --> 1:27:53.759 Maybe I need to get into it more often. 1:27:54.080 --> 1:27:54.599 It's great. 1:27:54.760 --> 1:27:58.400 I love and a breakfast. Oh there's something about like 1:27:58.439 --> 1:27:59.360 a big. 1:27:59.280 --> 1:28:06.639 Old, very expensive breakfast from from a hotel. It's also like, wow, 1:28:06.800 --> 1:28:07.840 is this so expensive? 1:28:08.000 --> 1:28:09.880 Oh that's I mean, that's what that's holding me back 1:28:09.920 --> 1:28:12.439 every time? Yes, ruin an evening for Yes. 1:28:12.840 --> 1:28:14.840 If I'm if I'm on someone else, if i'm if 1:28:14.880 --> 1:28:18.960 I'm working forgets, I will I will opt to stay 1:28:19.000 --> 1:28:20.880 in just to spend their money. 1:28:20.920 --> 1:28:26.479 I will sink the company. Well, I've got my beautiful painting. 1:28:26.520 --> 1:28:27.519 I'm so happy about it. 1:28:27.600 --> 1:28:29.200 I'm so glad you could be here. Thank you so 1:28:29.640 --> 1:28:30.439 such a joy. 1:28:30.640 --> 1:28:31.120 I love it. 1:28:31.200 --> 1:28:37.000 I love it here listener. The podcast is over adopted too. 1:28:38.240 --> 1:28:44.639 I love you goodbye. I Said No Gifts is an 1:28:44.640 --> 1:28:49.800 exactly right production. 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