Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak, And.
Speaker 2: This is Poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between two
Speaker 2: obsessive freds.
Speaker 1: Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell,
Speaker 1: This is our naked desire for free products.
Speaker 2: This is poog. Today's topics looselie speaking, velvet slipper, black, honey.
Speaker 1: Home sona.
Speaker 2: By the way, we're back, We're back, We're back.
Speaker 3: And by the way, I went live from the Emmys. Okay,
Speaker 3: that was a gift. I went live with the Hags
Speaker 3: from the Red Carpetlah. I will say, should that ever
Speaker 3: happen again a rerun situation, we would just I was
Speaker 3: thinking about, we just go live on Instagram together.
Speaker 1: We just do live for however long we can manage.
Speaker 1: You mean, as a as an apology for.
Speaker 3: Essentially as a replacement. Yeah, like they get twenty minutes live.
Speaker 2: By the way, I mean, everything's fine. I can only
Speaker 2: imagine when people worried. You know, everything's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well, it's also important people don't realize
Speaker 3: that technically Poog is seasonal.
Speaker 1: There are seasons. This is like a TV show.
Speaker 3: It's interesting and ultimately they're going to have to realize that.
Speaker 1: Next season is not guaranteed.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I love when you threaten the end. It's important because
Speaker 1: this isn't no, no, nothing's guaranteed.
Speaker 3: It's an odd thing for particularly, I mean like talk
Speaker 3: about not just scarcity, but like as an artist, you know,
Speaker 3: if it's just guaranteed, like I don't know, like like yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, we talk about it like it's just life.
Speaker 3: But I love to just threatening how could end at
Speaker 3: any time?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I do let to threaten it, but it literally could sell.
Speaker 3: Congrats on what you get, and just.
Speaker 2: So everyone knows. I think this does add an element
Speaker 2: of suspense. I do get text from Jack cons sometimes
Speaker 2: when she says we're quitting or she's like you've been
Speaker 2: like you're like a couple.
Speaker 1: Of times it's been like like let's end it, like
Speaker 1: it's over.
Speaker 3: We end it, like you know, it can it can
Speaker 3: still exist like another forms like you know, okay, maybe
Speaker 3: we tour you know a year, yeah yeah, yeah, or
Speaker 3: something like that.
Speaker 2: No, it's not I need everyone to know it's not
Speaker 2: going anywhere and we're going to be bigger and better
Speaker 2: and brighter.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 3: Well no, but that's what I'm trying to say is
Speaker 3: that I think ultimately we need to be able to
Speaker 3: promise seasonally, okay, because then at the end of the season,
Speaker 3: whatever that is for us, it's like opec, we can
Speaker 3: decide if it's continuing. I just think to go like
Speaker 3: for the next ten years every Tuesday, this is coming out, like,
Speaker 3: I think it'll lead to issues. I think we also
Speaker 3: want to be able to have a spirit of the
Speaker 3: season where we go like here we go season whatever.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, and they'll be.
Speaker 3: Like remember season four, you know or whatever. Several ideas
Speaker 3: floating around at the point is nothing's guaranteed in this life.
Speaker 1: All may pass.
Speaker 2: Away, and that's the fucking truth. But I'll tell you
Speaker 2: one thing that is guaranteed in this life. You're bemte Listen.
Speaker 2: Imagine me at the grocery store the day before yesterday, ravenous,
Speaker 2: freaking out, grabbing snacks, eating them, going I need coffee
Speaker 2: midday slump. I stroll past the Yurba mante this is
Speaker 2: the jarred what's this brand? Yeah, it's bottled. Is it
Speaker 2: Yurba or is it actually RBA? I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2: I don't know about tea, Okay, but here's the point.
Speaker 2: Unsweetened traditional this will get your rocks off. There's nothing else.
Speaker 2: It's just good. I was excited.
Speaker 1: Also, it was like three dollars versus what my eight
Speaker 1: dollar macha.
Speaker 3: You know, I wonder if that was the brand that
Speaker 3: had the tie in with somebody.
Speaker 1: It was like sugar.
Speaker 2: Probably they do energy drinks, but then the energy drinks.
Speaker 2: Sorry not to be toxic, but we're talking about twenty
Speaker 2: grams of sugar. You know, there's no sugar in this,
Speaker 2: There's no this is just black.
Speaker 1: This is just tea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the flavor you because like you know, when
Speaker 3: you try to you're not saying. You're not saying this
Speaker 3: is instead of coffee in your life. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, but unexpected. My beverage world is quite limited.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like water, coffee, saltzer.
Speaker 3: You just go time for some water. Now in the day,
Speaker 3: how do you how do you remember to drink fertility
Speaker 3: struggle or my my, oh when you're swallowing a pill,
Speaker 3: No my yeah, my fertility jug just flew out. But
Speaker 3: my my, my sippy cup. Oh your fertility mug.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I call it fertility mug because I got that
Speaker 2: water bottle when I was freezing my eggs because it
Speaker 2: was like, you need to be drinking two liters of
Speaker 2: water a day.
Speaker 1: And I was like, fuck this.
Speaker 2: I see these women, the trad wife, the tidwife, sippy cup. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I see these women out here with this, and I
Speaker 2: go join the ranks of them. Yeah, and that thing
Speaker 2: is at my.
Speaker 1: Side, tradwife, sippy cup, fertility mug.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's at my side all day, every day.
Speaker 3: Okay, but listen. Yeah, and I got one too. It
Speaker 3: freed me to get one. I got one way, you
Speaker 3: got one? Well, I went to Backcountry at the Grove
Speaker 3: you know store. I'm horrified to say, I don't sort
Speaker 3: of like Moderne Ri. I kind of vibe you different
Speaker 3: brands from there. Yeah, it is incredible, and I won't lie.
Speaker 3: I was recognized on the way into the store and
Speaker 3: someone working there hag huge.
Speaker 1: It was un believable.
Speaker 2: The hags are infiltrating all areas when they speak out.
Speaker 1: Changing the day. Yeah, it really does give a give
Speaker 1: a boost.
Speaker 3: But that Country, Oh, I went in there and then
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I want one because I drive
Speaker 3: now and.
Speaker 2: Wait, stop stop everything you're driving.
Speaker 3: I've finally just like gotten the hag. When did you start, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, a couple of weeks ago, maybe, I
Speaker 3: mean mostly it's just like so I can go to Tracy,
Speaker 3: you know, like in the morning without so you're driving yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I said, how does it feel great?
Speaker 2: Were you scared the first few times? No, it was
Speaker 2: just like you driving is something. It's making me laugh,
Speaker 2: something about you behind the wheels.
Speaker 3: Well, the joke is like me. The joke is like,
Speaker 3: I've driven all over this country. I grew up in
Speaker 3: the suburbs drive. So it's just that we got in
Speaker 3: this habit of like me not driving in Los Angeles,
Speaker 3: and then it just felt like I was today the day,
Speaker 3: like right, I don't know, it just sort of got
Speaker 3: in this habit and then I love it. It's fun
Speaker 3: and I've always experienced a mood lift in the car.
Speaker 1: The car is a huge choice, like even like.
Speaker 3: Real depression, if you just get on the road, you
Speaker 3: get your ass on the road, like driving like drive, drive, drive,
Speaker 3: the music.
Speaker 1: Going, Oh yeah, it's it's huge.
Speaker 3: Driving is so interesting because you're at either side, like
Speaker 3: the Brits, you know, over on the right side or
Speaker 3: the left side. I think it's weird. It's weird to
Speaker 3: operate something not from the dead center. Think about that,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Yeah, doesn't seem like the
Speaker 3: driver's seats should be Oh no, look I did it
Speaker 3: doing the thing like this is my microphone.
Speaker 2: Oh she's holding the let my mic was this it
Speaker 2: operating out from the center.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it doesn't seem like it should be from
Speaker 3: the center, and that like in that side you would
Speaker 3: just be totally slamming into things so natural.
Speaker 2: Completely it is crazy. It's weird in the center. And
Speaker 2: then guess what you can fit a person on each side?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a lot of ideas for uh oh god.
Speaker 3: It reminds me and someone I think reached out. But
Speaker 3: I really need like a technical drawing type person and
Speaker 3: for my patents, because I have some products that are
Speaker 3: not even nothing even splashy about them. They're just the
Speaker 3: kind of thing where like no one noticed that we
Speaker 3: needed them, and like we need them, and I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna change them and I'm gonna be rich. Actually I
Speaker 3: won't be the product ideal immediately taken.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: If you build a mechanism, it's so hard to say anyway,
Speaker 3: the add.
Speaker 2: My uncle asked me, I should if I was gonna
Speaker 2: bite the bullet, get medicated to the dock.
Speaker 3: For add Yeah. Oh, because I forgot you never made
Speaker 3: a call. Oh yeah, full diagnosis, the whole full monty honey.
Speaker 3: But not for fifteen years, right right and classic add fashion.
Speaker 3: I got the number called, the woman left a message
Speaker 3: or almost did, and they just never.
Speaker 2: Pursued it beyond that. But yeah, I can feel this
Speaker 2: in The seasons are shifting. Something is in the air.
Speaker 2: Do you feel this well?
Speaker 3: Seasons shifted as of today. To me, that's the first
Speaker 3: day I felt and noticeable anything.
Speaker 1: The other day. Put on a sweater, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: I cracked open, and by open, I mean on and
Speaker 3: fred heater outside.
Speaker 1: Let the dust burn off.
Speaker 3: I've been afraid for two years to turn it back
Speaker 3: on because I let it get filled.
Speaker 1: With like dust. Wait the lightlight? No, no, just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I want to make sure Boo has some'mwhere
Speaker 3: to be cozy right anyway, go on?
Speaker 2: No, just just the seasons that we need. The seasons
Speaker 2: were guided by them. It actually is essential.
Speaker 1: The weather. It has to reflect the interior and vice versa.
Speaker 1: It's like a it. We need it. Change.
Speaker 2: We need to, We need to be nudged into new
Speaker 2: into new moods and realities. And I can feel it
Speaker 2: and I'm doing full new life now. Ceremony, Back on armor,
Speaker 2: back on vitamin D. Vitamin D every day, I'm deficient
Speaker 2: as we all are or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: then you got to be careful. See this has when
Speaker 2: all spirals right, Vitamin D. Oh, I'm deficient.
Speaker 1: Take vibin D.
Speaker 2: You have to regularly take like five hundred a day,
Speaker 2: but then like three months you have to go check
Speaker 2: and make sure you're not overdosing, because if you have
Speaker 2: too much vitamin D, it's a problem.
Speaker 3: Anything where there's a risk of overdosing is where I go.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm not getting it because I can't manage.
Speaker 3: You know, the poison is the dose or whatever they say. Yeah,
Speaker 3: remind me to tell you I had an explosive facial
Speaker 3: with Johanna Check, so let's get into that at some point.
Speaker 1: Well, remind me, just go right in.
Speaker 3: I also finally went to Kosha Spa to what and
Speaker 3: I got lymphatic dream image at a rikari. Okay, wait,
Speaker 3: hand on, slow down. What's Kosha Spa? Were we offered no, no, okay,
Speaker 3: you're paying out of pocket.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well you go to the SPA next week
Speaker 2: with me five four three two decision you goriage decision.
Speaker 3: With a countdown, please, I mean, yeah, but I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to think because I'm finally getting back in my
Speaker 3: routine after.
Speaker 1: You know, too bad, you have to go with me,
Speaker 1: it's essential. I'm just saying, why, why isn't it the weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm not good enough for your weekends? The weekends?
Speaker 2: Tell those so crowded, right right? You don't want to
Speaker 2: go to puss About on the weekend?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 3: What other fucking uncles there? I want to go somewhere?
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't know, but yeah, I mean I'm
Speaker 3: looking for that kind of experience. Although I did hear
Speaker 3: about a spa in Palm Springs. That's like brand spanking new,
Speaker 3: I think. And so it's just something nice about when
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm a third person in this bath, spend
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 1: Maybe let's reach out what they call let's go listen
Speaker 1: in folks listen in.
Speaker 3: But wait, I yeah, so I've essentially had three premium
Speaker 3: poog experiences, you know what I mean, Like in the
Speaker 3: sense of but I paid. It was all and I'll
Speaker 3: say it again pre Emmy's desperation.
Speaker 1: Where you go? You said you got buckle massage. Yeah, Kosha,
Speaker 1: I've been dying for that. What's Kosha? Kosha?
Speaker 3: I've sent you a bunch and I've recommended it on
Speaker 3: this podcast. People have gone as a result. They got
Speaker 3: there before even I got there. So Kosha, she has
Speaker 3: an Instagram account, she's blonde. She does face massage, you know,
Speaker 3: and then she shows doing it in her studio. Kosha
Speaker 3: spa on Instagram. And so I wanted to go in
Speaker 3: for a very long time and I went in. It
Speaker 3: was with a different practitioner, but anyway, I went in there.
Speaker 1: It was heavenly.
Speaker 3: I kind of like fell asleep essentially. I mean, while
Speaker 3: their saw them is in your sheet. It's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1: Loved it.
Speaker 3: The environment was really quite nice, I mean, which isn't
Speaker 3: always a case. And I don't even mind when the
Speaker 3: environment is sort of whatever, as long as once around
Speaker 3: the table with the environment was quite lovely.
Speaker 1: Loved it.
Speaker 3: Not much to say Juanna check who I've followed for years.
Speaker 1: This is huge.
Speaker 3: And I was like nervous to meet the facialist because
Speaker 3: she was a celebrity facialist. She was just suggestion everything
Speaker 3: you could hope for. Oh yeah, I got suggestions, all right.
Speaker 3: It's like what like what like what I mean? I
Speaker 3: got major wisdom. I mean, first of all, she was
Speaker 3: so cool, you know what I mean. Yeah, you'll see her,
Speaker 3: you'll go, oh okay, yeah, like there's a a two
Speaker 3: silver massager.
Speaker 1: Like that's very classic her.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She she just I was immediately at ease because did
Speaker 1: you find her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be clear, I know, I just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I feel like I have seen
Speaker 2: her before yeaheah.
Speaker 3: And I think she's like does she have thick black
Speaker 3: rimmed glasses yep, yeah, and like blonde hair. And it's
Speaker 3: just I was immediately at ease. And I get on
Speaker 3: the table and this is like a classic thing, the
Speaker 3: whole idea of like the facial before. You know, it's
Speaker 3: this thing where it's like two to three days before
Speaker 3: the enemies, and so there's this like it's like the
Speaker 3: wedding thing with the facial It's like, well, normally maybe
Speaker 3: I'd go after this or that, but this close to
Speaker 3: the thing, you don't want to do anything too wild.
Speaker 3: Take a risk, and you know my sort of sense
Speaker 3: of always wanting everything to be extreme. Like I'm almost
Speaker 3: like it, you know what I mean, like like do it.
Speaker 3: I don't care if like you've you know, land popped
Speaker 3: on my face. Yeah, like just like almost I'd rather
Speaker 3: have the injury than the.
Speaker 1: Problem, you know.
Speaker 3: Like, but I trusted her whatever, and she was like
Speaker 3: over my face, like she's like while she's doing things,
Speaker 3: she's like almost whispering, like extensive scientific knowledge. Okay, extensive okay,
Speaker 3: what like what she was? I think against the prescription retinoids?
Speaker 1: Okay, I love to hear this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, I'm breaking in with a quick thing.
Speaker 2: I got a facial two days ago. I've talked about
Speaker 2: retinoids on the podcast. How dare I have a podcast
Speaker 2: even pretending to about tective to beauty or wellness?
Speaker 1: But I myself are not on them. Yeah. I made
Speaker 1: the decision. I'm doing it. And guess what, my germ, my.
Speaker 2: My facialists I really trust, gave me a veen, the
Speaker 2: drug store French brand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, retinal you know it's like mixed in with the cream,
Speaker 2: non prescription straight. Yeah, just chiming in to say that
Speaker 2: I'm planning on starting tonight. Okay, go, well, yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: So she's explaining in this glorious flood of the retinoic acid,
Speaker 2: you know what all these things are made of, Vitamin A.
Speaker 2: Vitamin A is the first thing. Vitamin A.
Speaker 3: When it hits the skin, it turns into the retoic acid,
Speaker 3: which okay, h two ls wanted to do.
Speaker 1: You know, like that's two kids.
Speaker 3: And I'm like hoping that she knows how much I'm
Speaker 3: enjoying it and how much I want more and like
Speaker 3: doesn't hold back.
Speaker 1: I'm like loving it.
Speaker 3: So anyway, she's like the retinoic whatever, the prescription one.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she said it was too drying
Speaker 3: or too irritating or something, but it was like I
Speaker 3: believe it. Yeah, like it's irritating or almost. Like so
Speaker 3: she's she believes in these other ones. And then the
Speaker 3: other thing that's really cool about her is she's like
Speaker 3: she has products. And I got like a travel like
Speaker 3: a really nice set of products in a gorgeous travel
Speaker 3: bag like that. I was like, I might use this
Speaker 3: as a purse, and like the only other people who'll
Speaker 3: know are the other people, Like, like it's stunning okay, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: but she has products, you know, but she's like, I
Speaker 3: don't believe in lines like you know, in a skincare
Speaker 3: and line, like, I believe in individual products like and
Speaker 3: she even pushes and recommends things that are not the
Speaker 3: Joanna chick.
Speaker 1: So at the end, she's like she's.
Speaker 3: Laying out different things and different things I might be
Speaker 3: interested in or whatever, and she's talking and They're all like,
Speaker 3: all these products are laid out, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: what would it be if I was getting everything or
Speaker 3: like you know, like, well what do you have, like
Speaker 3: do you have the placenta drops or whatever?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, She's like yeah, she goes, she goes yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's so expensive. Yeah, And I'm like how much okay,
Speaker 1: and she's like two hundred dollars and I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: for the for the face of my dreams, people have
Speaker 1: gone they go seven hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've and I've had people say four point fifty
Speaker 3: okay for the same amount or less product.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The straight face right, totally, so totally. I just thought
Speaker 3: it was elegant and fucking cool. The people's facialists and
Speaker 3: not just act like you know, and then and then
Speaker 3: she's like and I'm like, and what about like the
Speaker 3: other products, the ones you were recommending, like the vitamin A,
Speaker 3: the particular C like you know her CE And she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a very affordable brand. It's called Environ. And
Speaker 3: it was like all these Environ products this is and
Speaker 3: I was like, ring me up, okay, ring me And
Speaker 3: then she wrote she wrote down for me, like the
Speaker 3: plan like morning night. Can I just I mean I
Speaker 3: think so. But the headlines were I mean, it was
Speaker 3: essentially it was a oh so. One of the big
Speaker 3: things was, you know she has a toner. But a
Speaker 3: toner anytime water touches the face, okay, washing whatever, whatever
Speaker 3: it is, you know, toner instantly to reset the pH
Speaker 3: of the skin.
Speaker 1: That is like if you strip away that pH, good luck.
Speaker 2: Do you mean like once you once water's there, you
Speaker 2: have to meetly apply something else you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like like after you shower, after you cleanse whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like you strip some of the acid or I
Speaker 3: think that you actually need. It's like the face is
Speaker 3: supposed to be like slightly acidic or something. Yeah, you must,
Speaker 3: and which you know makes sense to me. I mean
Speaker 3: I've been using variety of essences and toners and things
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm addicted to now the snail musin in the
Speaker 2: spray bottle? Which one is that I'm on my second bottle.
Speaker 2: It's costs r X.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to picture it. It's like sixteen bucks and
Speaker 3: it's I can sort of see it in my head.
Speaker 3: Is it actually slightly thinner then the other one that
Speaker 3: they have in the pump bottle?
Speaker 1: So here's what's weird.
Speaker 2: When it hits my face, it feels a little bit thinner,
Speaker 2: But when I'm looking at the bottle, it's thick in there.
Speaker 3: So this is a huge question of like can you
Speaker 3: force anything through an atomizer essentially spray?
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I mean I've tried and failed at times.
Speaker 1: I've gone with something too thick, but wow, congrats.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I was just I was really really just
Speaker 3: lit up from within with her knowledge and her entire style,
Speaker 3: and it was just fantastic.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to be diving deeper into her world.
Speaker 2: So I do that.
Speaker 1: I do Kosha and I did lymphatic drainage at rick Haari.
Speaker 1: Did we talk about that place?
Speaker 3: I don't think so? Okay, sounds familiar. I got a
Speaker 3: wreck from a dear friend, Tracy Anderson.
Speaker 1: No it wasn't. It wasn't Tracy. I got a wreck,
Speaker 1: and I was like, here we go.
Speaker 3: So psychologically, here's what I experienced about Red carpet preparation. Okay,
Speaker 3: I think this is a notionan, I think this is interesting.
Speaker 3: So I felt pressure to Oh God, what am I
Speaker 3: supposed to be doing? There's all this stuff I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to be doing to prepare for the Red carpet?
Speaker 1: Right now? Why did I feel that way?
Speaker 3: Our entire lives were reading in the magazines, here's what
Speaker 3: the stars do to get ready for the Red Carpet,
Speaker 3: And it's always it's the most extreme, and it's suggested
Speaker 3: as kind of the most extreme, like more extreme than
Speaker 3: even these wedding type things. Right, It's like you want
Speaker 3: to do what they do because like it's like almost
Speaker 3: like looking good is their job, Like everything's on the line.
Speaker 1: So and it's the Red Carpet.
Speaker 3: It's the the biggest deal we have, you know, and
Speaker 3: so you're like I was almost like, oh shit, there's
Speaker 3: stuff I'm supposed to be doing. Of course, almost like
Speaker 3: if I'm not emphatically drained and everyone else is well.
Speaker 1: I just look like a pile of lymph up there,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's just, you know, it's just like anxiety
Speaker 3: and like kind of like I'm wanting a spot experience
Speaker 3: and having like a you know, that'll be fun whatever.
Speaker 3: So in I went, and it was a humongous machine.
Speaker 3: I took photos and a huge machine. They move it
Speaker 3: and they move the limb all over your body and
Speaker 3: I want to hear results. They carve you out and
Speaker 3: it cost hundreds. It cost hundreds.
Speaker 1: Did you see a difference?
Speaker 3: Who knows, But it's the one where you get into
Speaker 3: the white smock body stocking. How many hundreds I can't
Speaker 3: totally remember because four.
Speaker 1: It feels like it was at least.
Speaker 3: Four, because I don't know if that's like a turning
Speaker 3: point for me, if something like still within the realm
Speaker 3: of three hundred, yeah, I can almost be like, well,
Speaker 3: that's practically like a two hundred dollars dinner that I
Speaker 3: overspent at or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like but like four, you're like I start getting
Speaker 1: into like, oh rent it, yeah, totally totally. Fuck. You're
Speaker 1: reminding me of a bill I have to pay.
Speaker 3: I still get alert at my phone that says like
Speaker 3: your account has more than one two hundred and forty
Speaker 3: five dollars that I set up like or like a
Speaker 3: million years ago when I first was in New York
Speaker 3: and I just wanted to make sure I always had
Speaker 3: my rent money in my account. Yeah, yeah, as though
Speaker 3: that was enough, but I was just scared of dip below. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: still get it. Maybe it's time to update it for.
Speaker 1: A love that you still have your eleven fifteen alarm.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot about that one.
Speaker 2: Something that I'm ready to really bag for. And I
Speaker 2: don't know if you're interested in this too.
Speaker 1: I think I want a sauna. Well, here we go.
Speaker 1: What do you mean couldn't you? It's a huge question
Speaker 1: because can't I do it in the back patio?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure do well, because it's the size of like, well,
Speaker 3: there's a few things here.
Speaker 2: Here's the fear, right, so be sacrificing precious outdoor space
Speaker 2: as we all would be.
Speaker 1: And then do I use it once every two months? Right?
Speaker 1: Like this is the fear?
Speaker 3: Or it's like you use it once every day for
Speaker 3: two months and then never again exactly one bird drops
Speaker 3: something on it and it's over.
Speaker 1: Well, No, I want to get into this hardcore. I
Speaker 1: want to get into this hard core.
Speaker 3: So obviously, if you're getting that, you're gonna need the
Speaker 3: cold Plunge next to it.
Speaker 1: We'll see, this is where we go, this is where
Speaker 1: we fuck. By the way, I've seen where you live.
Speaker 1: You have the space.
Speaker 2: Ooh yeah, so I'm thinking there's a little area that
Speaker 2: I am like, fuck. By the way, I'll go further.
Speaker 2: I could technically even fit the cold punch. But then
Speaker 2: you're looking at fucking astronomical price.
Speaker 1: So listen.
Speaker 2: I have a fancy friend. Okay, she has an at
Speaker 2: home SNA really nice. In my mind, I go, is
Speaker 2: it fifteen K? Right?
Speaker 1: I was like, how much is it? I go home,
Speaker 1: look it up. You looked up a specific ones under
Speaker 1: six K. I want to be clear, it's still very expensive.
Speaker 1: Did you notice here's my question? Did you look at
Speaker 1: the brand?
Speaker 3: That was like, like, did you essentially clock the brand
Speaker 3: when you were in the friends thing and go home
Speaker 3: and google? Or did you ask no, no, no, I
Speaker 3: clocked it fully. I was like, huh, and what was
Speaker 3: the brand? Because I'm thinking it's.
Speaker 1: Rerand new ri and or hang on, let me look
Speaker 1: at this round. I'm seeing renew sauna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one for one or for two? Is it a
Speaker 3: social experience? It's got to be for two, right, You've
Speaker 3: got to do two because otherwise what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I want to be in there with my lover. I
Speaker 2: want to be in there with my friends. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's okay. Right here, I'm looking two people we're looking
Speaker 2: at It's basically six khundred and fifty four weird number.
Speaker 1: Ray New Therapy. Are you looking at the one that
Speaker 1: looks like a barrel? Yep? The Zeno barrel home sauna handsome? Yep.
Speaker 1: I cant held on its, honey, I'm just laughing like this.
Speaker 1: I saw one of these in my back patio, like
Speaker 1: in my apartment complex. Like it was just charge charge people.
Speaker 1: So here's a question. What does it run on? Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's the reason why I feel empowered to do this.
Speaker 1: Will confused.
Speaker 2: The little area in my backyard that has like a
Speaker 2: power thing, like I think you just plug it into it.
Speaker 2: I don't know these answers. Okay, let's look here, all.
Speaker 3: Right, how much I'm wondering how much? And this is
Speaker 3: I know this is relevant because everyone posts these questions.
Speaker 3: It's like they all want to know you know, because
Speaker 3: by the way, you see some cold plunges that look actually,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go head to Amazon the cold Plunge.
Speaker 2: I think that's where I kind of draw a line.
Speaker 2: I go, I don't know, another stage in life. If
Speaker 2: money is no object, why is Why do you think
Speaker 2: the cold plunges is so cold? Punch is more expensive?
Speaker 2: Well not if you not if you do it right,
Speaker 2: look at the.
Speaker 1: Look at this fucking ship. Not if you get the barrel.
Speaker 1: The thing is the plastic barrel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like I'm just looking at Amazon for
Speaker 3: fun okay, and for real plunge magic Okay, it's inflatable,
Speaker 3: so yeah, that's like a balloon, but six hundred dollars okay.
Speaker 3: Then they seem like this this barrel cold plunge tub
Speaker 3: ice bath. I think that's like something you there's a
Speaker 3: big tub of water and then you drop that thing
Speaker 3: in and it makes it cold.
Speaker 2: You want to you want to tell me they're not
Speaker 2: going to give us this. Well, here you guys, renew
Speaker 2: we do a renew Oh, a renew arian renew Is
Speaker 2: that what they want?
Speaker 1: I mean it must be. I'm seeing the black cold Plunge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's beautiful leak. Look a wooden top.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I also I went to after you did, I went
Speaker 3: running to pause. This was part of my my prep.
Speaker 1: I went in there. I did a sauna cold plunge.
Speaker 1: By the way, I might be I might be going
Speaker 1: to pause tonight.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're open at night. Yeah, you were
Speaker 3: like the receptionist a hag. And I went in there,
Speaker 3: like like which location, like West Hollywood.
Speaker 1: I guess Judio City is the hag. Okay, good to know, Cooper,
Speaker 1: I believe shout out. So the cold, stoic, hysterical. That's
Speaker 1: my way.
Speaker 2: Imagine imagine thousand dollars. Yeah, me calling pause to make
Speaker 2: a clear pause? Is a chain spaw experience in Los
Speaker 2: Angeles maybe other cities.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They do sauna cold plunge float experiences whatever. Chea,
Speaker 1: Okay they do. I got an ivy drip there. I
Speaker 1: felt like a shot.
Speaker 3: I got a shot of something as but yeah, oh no,
Speaker 3: it wasn't be twelve it.
Speaker 1: Was I forget. Yeah maybe, but but they you know,
Speaker 1: it ain't cheap, but it's nice and I will go
Speaker 1: there and you know, but.
Speaker 2: Imagine having it in your home. The ability to saugn
Speaker 2: a cold plunge. Shit, let's just think about this. Let
Speaker 2: me just think about this, think about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, here's the question. Here's the question. Right,
Speaker 1: you go, we're getting it, We're getting in the body.
Speaker 1: You can feel it. Really. Yeah. Because by the way,
Speaker 1: listen to me, Listen to me. Let's call it.
Speaker 2: It's almost twenty thousand, it's almost twenty grand. Okay, they're
Speaker 2: going to do it, by the way, it's actually it
Speaker 2: has to happen.
Speaker 3: Now, we need to see if they are currently if
Speaker 3: they have any partners. So what I'm saying, do they
Speaker 3: have a Instagram presence, Instagram.
Speaker 2: The renew God, imagine it? How often though, let's talk
Speaker 2: about it. If there's a not a cold plunge. So
Speaker 2: at first you're doing it, yeah, constantly, Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: what happens? I think if you can do it three
Speaker 2: times a week, it's worth having in your home.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Certainly? My question is this,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, see, I'm going so fucking I'm going
Speaker 1: so like cosmic with this. Where I'm going if I
Speaker 1: have this, you know, everything changes.
Speaker 2: Dropping into breathing where yeah, yeah, this is gonna be
Speaker 2: the time that it's just you know, returning to the
Speaker 2: self because I'm going I have to slow down the guides.
Speaker 2: I'm not quiet enough for the guides to enter me,
Speaker 2: for them to just give me their messages. I'm going
Speaker 2: way too fast.
Speaker 1: I'm back.
Speaker 2: I've relapsed. I have Instagram on my good phone. Is
Speaker 2: everyone hearing this? I have Instagram on my good phone.
Speaker 2: Instagram is on my phone. I'm fucked.
Speaker 1: I have to take it off. Yeah. I've been struggling
Speaker 1: with that a little bit. You go in there thing,
Speaker 1: you see other stuff, and so hell, they actually have
Speaker 1: to give us the free systems. That's like this, we're
Speaker 1: going to pay. I'm so fixated. I'm seeing it. I'm
Speaker 1: seeing a life of it.
Speaker 3: So I just want to play this out right, because
Speaker 3: there was a period where I'm trying to think I
Speaker 3: would do the higher dose blanket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had that going right, h I still have
Speaker 1: it right now. It's full it up on your money too, Okay.
Speaker 3: In a moment of chaos of like, you know, get
Speaker 3: it out, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And I'm
Speaker 3: going I could be doing my own sweat in front
Speaker 3: of even the infrared heater I have of several Okay,
Speaker 3: if you're doing red light combo plus infrared sweat and
Speaker 3: then getting a cold tub. I could be doing that, okay,
Speaker 3: oh god, and having you know, getting the results. So
Speaker 3: this is like the classic question. This is like buying
Speaker 3: the fucking drum set, the full drum set, hoping that
Speaker 3: will force you to you know, get get do the drums.
Speaker 3: And then it's like, you know, know, what you need
Speaker 3: is like the drum pad and the two sticks and
Speaker 3: see if you can bring yourself to do it for
Speaker 3: five minutes.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's so I'm just now.
Speaker 3: I also believe the purchasing things is one of the
Speaker 3: only rituals well you have left, okay, and I'm modern
Speaker 3: ritual of I don't know, you know, it's that's all
Speaker 3: we have, right, So perse go I purchased, you know,
Speaker 3: like I'm in an energetic exchange.
Speaker 1: Let's be with this slip liner today. By the way,
Speaker 1: walking by part of the reason I was late to
Speaker 1: pood today.
Speaker 3: Not only is she late, she's gone. She just disappeared.
Speaker 3: She knocked her camera. She's gone. I think she did
Speaker 3: something with the flipliner. I'll take this moment to do
Speaker 3: a bit of reading. Oh she's in the lobbying a letter.
Speaker 1: In Hello, she's back. Sorry.
Speaker 2: So you did it at Alipliner today talk about energetic exchange.
Speaker 1: So today I'm walking by. I already started a book.
Speaker 1: Oh you were gone?
Speaker 2: All right, okay, okay, going in the sales experience, right,
Speaker 2: we talk about this endlessly.
Speaker 1: Where'd you go in? I can't see the show. I
Speaker 1: knew it was Credo. Yeah, I don't know why, but
Speaker 1: I just knew. You went to Creto.
Speaker 2: Okay, I went into Creto. I was walking walking. I
Speaker 2: walked by Blue Mercury because I go, I want a
Speaker 2: new press powder. I go, Bloo Mercury. I keep walking.
Speaker 2: I go, you have to leave by the way two
Speaker 2: hags on the street or hags. I go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm late to go record with Jacoline. It was it was,
Speaker 2: you know, I go buy Credo. I go, you got
Speaker 2: a minute? You know it's you want. You're not browsing.
Speaker 2: I go in there press powder. Anyway, The point is,
Speaker 2: why do you want press powder? Shine for my purse?
Speaker 2: Shine purse? But really like you look yourself and go shiny.
Speaker 2: I get very shiny, and I do a loose powder,
Speaker 2: like if I'm going out to my makeup, loose powder,
Speaker 2: pup pup up. I'll do a setting spray, and I'm
Speaker 2: usually fine, but like, particularly in the daytime because I'm
Speaker 2: doing like Ilia skin serum. I have sunscreen on quite
Speaker 2: f and I powder it and close it down, and
Speaker 2: I want the little compact.
Speaker 1: With the mirror.
Speaker 2: I want to be able to open it and look
Speaker 2: at myself a little on the tea on the te zone,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm in there. This woman is helping me.
Speaker 1: She is very beautiful, she has unbelievable makeup. She's fucking young.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's maybe hmm, it's almost uncomfortable, like I think
Speaker 2: she may have been like twenty three, honestly. And I
Speaker 2: suddenly felt, by the way, what's uncomfortable because I felt
Speaker 2: like lecherous or something like there's no way I wasn't
Speaker 2: behaving in that way up but something.
Speaker 1: About it, like I hate little girl.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was like a perverse old man
Speaker 2: having like someone sell me a car and being like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, like I felt like and she she had
Speaker 1: amazing ting up on. Yeah, well she had amazing I
Speaker 1: loved her lip color.
Speaker 2: We're talking about powders, and she's kind of like She's
Speaker 2: like she's kind of like cool and like kind of
Speaker 2: checked out and like she like doesn't fucking care and
Speaker 2: like or something which draws me in, and I go,
Speaker 2: I'm crowning.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah by the end. So then it was your
Speaker 1: first little like joke you made. Essentially it was visual.
Speaker 2: I just felt myself just being crazy with my face
Speaker 2: and you kind of laughed h and I go, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: So I go, I love your lip color and.
Speaker 1: She like that, yeah, I get ready. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: did you what did you? Yeah? I felt my eye.
Speaker 1: I love those lamps, and I just felt weird. She
Speaker 1: takes me over.
Speaker 2: She showed me the slipliner very similar to her color
Speaker 2: I have. I'm just like sold right, I'm like I'm
Speaker 2: getting it. And it was like it was like because
Speaker 2: of her, she sold it to me. She was to
Speaker 2: me not a good sales person.
Speaker 1: I say that with love. She wasn't, but or was she?
Speaker 1: Because there's nothing worse. Okay, you can relate to this.
Speaker 1: Went into a store the other day. I hate it
Speaker 1: when they when they they come for you, when they oh,
Speaker 1: when they come for you.
Speaker 2: I had a full come for which was having an
Speaker 2: explosive morning with the community.
Speaker 1: We took this long walk. We're good to that.
Speaker 2: I'm talking to this guy. Oh you know she makes
Speaker 2: the best and panadas. Oh my god, they sell out
Speaker 2: by now. And we're having so much fun right.
Speaker 1: By all the time limit to give me meaning to life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, going exactly, going into stores i'd never been before,
Speaker 2: having fun. This guy goes, we just opened a new store,
Speaker 2: brand new. It's our grand opening, grand opening, very stressful
Speaker 2: time for a shop.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you want to go to support. We're eating,
Speaker 1: we're finishing up, our food will come in after. Okay.
Speaker 1: They were on me okay, oh no no, and they
Speaker 1: were the guy that had brought you in in the bus, right,
Speaker 1: so sweet, yeah, wish the business the best. No, but
Speaker 1: I was checking. It was the same person.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, same no, And it was before and
Speaker 3: they're showing you every item and it was like samples
Speaker 3: of this, samples of that, and wait, what kind of
Speaker 3: store was it?
Speaker 1: Or you don't want to say, because.
Speaker 2: The beauty products alongside some home objects, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: high price point. Okay, boo a tik boutique. But so
Speaker 2: so this woman today with the lip pencil, she kind
Speaker 2: of seemed a bit inconvenienced by me.
Speaker 1: It was empty. It was like no, right, we never
Speaker 1: got to it right her, she seemed she seemed was better.
Speaker 2: Her failed technique worked because I actually and it was
Speaker 2: aspirational because she.
Speaker 1: Had her makeup was amazing.
Speaker 3: You wanted to impress her or like something, and it
Speaker 3: was like I was buying the limp pencils she had on.
Speaker 1: It was like it worked.
Speaker 2: I was like hot girl, like I wanted to Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it worked, and I really did feel like standing
Speaker 2: next to her, she was like I like this one.
Speaker 2: She was like yeah, I like this one too, like
Speaker 2: like yeah, kind of like a darker right, And then
Speaker 2: I was kind of like being like a girl with her.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, like I have one just like that,
Speaker 2: like the We're over at the checkout and she was like,
Speaker 2: I love your purse and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm fucking in bitch, yeah. And I did it
Speaker 1: like you mean like the house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like in her eyes sixty five hunchback like
Speaker 2: like lipstick on a pig, like like oinking my way
Speaker 2: back to my car.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But by the way, it felt so fucking good. It
Speaker 2: really worked. I felt transformed by the purchase. I was
Speaker 2: like in the car, putting it on in the in
Speaker 2: the little mirror, and I was like, I love this color.
Speaker 2: It fucking worked twenty five dollars for a new life.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is this is part of the trouble
Speaker 3: at Sephora, right, It's like a multi world's problem. It's like, okay,
Speaker 3: so it's like, so you have and you have like
Speaker 3: a lot of brands in there, right, and you go
Speaker 3: to one brand's shelf and you've got you know what
Speaker 3: seems like every color lipstick in the world. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you walk over to another shel different brand,
Speaker 3: every color lipstick in the world. Right, So you're going, okay,
Speaker 3: could I, in theory find this pink over in this
Speaker 3: other brand? Right, Like you're very aware of that fact
Speaker 3: versus the makeup counter. Back in the day, you had
Speaker 3: to buy into the brand that you wanted to go
Speaker 3: look at first, Right, you gotta go, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm going to the Chanelle counter.
Speaker 1: Right, You're like a stay louder. Oh my god, wait, sorry,
Speaker 1: this is okay, it's bringing in was that here it
Speaker 1: the whole time? No?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay, Because I was yearning for a
Speaker 3: Celsius and there weren't any of the fridge and then
Speaker 3: one disappeared.
Speaker 1: Amazing. Okay, so look at people, Oh shit, God, that
Speaker 1: does sound good. Damn doing an aduava.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: By the way, Celsius, to be clear, sent us palettes
Speaker 2: of Celsius, so shout out, oh oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we got through them and now I'm back,
Speaker 1: huge shout out.
Speaker 3: I think there were some new flavors in there, and
Speaker 3: imagine Celsius x poog.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, but I'm not done. So you go,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to Chanel? Okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: we go, you go like, well, let's go to the
Speaker 1: mac counter and you're like, if you.
Speaker 2: Could have a beauty, if you could have an endorsement,
Speaker 2: you could be the face of a beauty brandmother to
Speaker 2: be makeup brand.
Speaker 1: My Chanelle, your's a Chanel.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I love Channel makeup. I just do.
Speaker 3: And I know it might be like made with rat poison.
Speaker 3: When I was a teenager, it locked me and it's
Speaker 3: a team sprung for this. As a teen someone said
Speaker 3: like that the I forget how because I wasn't. I
Speaker 3: wasn't over there, but then I somehow ended up over
Speaker 3: there and I got not. I believe I've talked about this,
Speaker 3: but it was this sort of shimmery kind of brightish
Speaker 3: blue liqu no liquid wand eyeshadow, and we built I
Speaker 3: say we like I think I was like at the
Speaker 3: mall with my mom and it was like there was
Speaker 3: some kind of dance and I'd gotten this gold kind
Speaker 3: of a burnished gold on kids on kids dress kids
Speaker 3: kids an kids, I mean, you know, just above the
Speaker 3: knee and it's very like felt very like like Juliette,
Speaker 3: like almost like a lace or some kind of pattern.
Speaker 3: It was just it was gold, and it was like, well,
Speaker 3: what's the you know, what's the dress? And and then
Speaker 3: it was like, well this blue And the idea of
Speaker 3: blue eye shadow was always sort of treated as like
Speaker 3: kind of like a joke or something, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, like a blue eye shadow.
Speaker 1: Like, but I was like, no, this is like a
Speaker 1: beautiful you know, and like with the gold.
Speaker 3: And then I remember also being like talking about the
Speaker 3: brows and like something with the brown like they framed
Speaker 3: the face. I feel like it was like an early
Speaker 3: live experience on the whole, like the brows. You know,
Speaker 3: if you get the brow right, you know, everything else
Speaker 3: falls into place, and I think it's probably one of
Speaker 3: those things that I never felt so beautiful, like meaningfully
Speaker 3: put it together, choice by choice. This is actually relevant
Speaker 3: also to the ammies. Okay, and then why this is
Speaker 3: an issue and so forth. I want meaningful choices otherwise
Speaker 3: it could be anything, right, everything has to mean something.
Speaker 1: And so how do you do it? This is a
Speaker 1: marketing lesson, folks.
Speaker 3: Yes, so they used to do it by naming the shades.
Speaker 3: That was their first attempt. Oh right, yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: and what you flip it over, you know, and it's
Speaker 3: ballets slippers.
Speaker 1: Okay, black honey clinique. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, honey, that
Speaker 1: was That is Julia Robertson's stepmom. That is her passing
Speaker 1: the lipstick. She lights up. Mommy gave me the entrance
Speaker 1: into womanhood. The doors have been flung open.
Speaker 2: She brings down the mirror, puts on the black honey
Speaker 2: lipstick that color, let me tell you. And that was
Speaker 2: something it took off on TikTok or something in the
Speaker 2: last couple of years. Yeah, it was like sold out.
Speaker 2: You couldn't get it because the teenagers that like preteens,
Speaker 2: were going crazy for it. That black honey that had mystique,
Speaker 2: this mystical property to it. Yeah, and then I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna say this. A few months ago, I'm standing in
Speaker 2: a in a half circle a beautiful woman. Okay, shocking
Speaker 2: famous there, I said it, hugely famous. Mid conversation, pulls
Speaker 2: out black.
Speaker 1: Honey and you could tell you could see it.
Speaker 2: I knew it instantly, and I go, that's branding.
Speaker 1: Did you say black honey? Or yeah? I actually did? Close? No,
Speaker 1: I know I did.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lookup right now if you can even fucking
Speaker 2: buy it.
Speaker 1: It's sold out in every country.
Speaker 3: Sorry to bring up the enemies again, okay, but I
Speaker 3: just want to say, like it.
Speaker 1: Was, it was twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 3: Well, I still have a love of clinique, like like
Speaker 3: just a spiritual love of clinique.
Speaker 1: That's genius. It's called I'm sorry, but they call it
Speaker 1: almost lipstick. Yeah. That's by the way. You can get
Speaker 1: this ship on Amazon. That's crazy. You gotta be careful.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what I'm not getting. That's the rumor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to experience. You don't want it floating
Speaker 3: like rapist sexlessness. Imagine something more depressing than buying makeup
Speaker 3: on Amazon, except sometimes you got to and sometimes sometimes
Speaker 3: you got to. And sometimes the fact that Amazon carries
Speaker 3: something that you didn't think it would, I know, they
Speaker 3: shock us. I mean, Chris, we ordered a suit overnight. No, yeah,
Speaker 3: no sign Amazon side came. No, he slips it on,
Speaker 3: perfect fit. Okay, they had length and you know, like
Speaker 3: all the different iterations of what how it all? That's
Speaker 3: like wild men's suits are like chaotic sizing.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm doing it because like I'm
Speaker 2: buying buck honey right now, keep going.
Speaker 3: I am like King of Remember when I got the tuxedo.
Speaker 3: We've got the tuxedo and at our last minute before
Speaker 3: an event, and then we got that tailored.
Speaker 1: New War to the Emmys. Okay.
Speaker 3: I spent weeks doing brick and mortar, by the way
Speaker 3: for his shoes. And it was another thing about the
Speaker 3: meaningful thing.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: It was about we're getting Okay, we're doing the Bana
Speaker 3: Republic talks because that's what we have. We're gonna find
Speaker 3: meaning and like we're going to use this as an
Speaker 3: opportunity to get an exciting shoe.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you see what I mean. Oh yeah. It's
Speaker 1: like so we get into this idea, our friend Paul's.
Speaker 3: Like, look at a pair of farragamos, you know the
Speaker 3: last thirty years, right, Oh my god, so you go, okay,
Speaker 3: here we go. He's given me meaning right, oh yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, okat we have faaragamas and like whatever.
Speaker 3: And he like sends me a picture of like his
Speaker 3: like old farra gamos that like you know, are still
Speaker 3: kicking right beautiful, and I'm like, yes, yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: We literally Nemans sacks. We went to those ones in
Speaker 3: Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Another honey.
Speaker 2: Even Marcus, Oh my god, do I tell you in
Speaker 2: four days when I was talking about the name and
Speaker 2: Marcus in the past episode and how there was no
Speaker 2: Ac and it was fucking shocking.
Speaker 1: Oh, your shoes are still sixteen hundred dollars, there's no Ac. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Somebody who worked at the North chums DM. She's a
Speaker 2: hag sorry that worked at Demons.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: What section working at the road and meet them working
Speaker 2: at the Row and this to call out to the Row.
Speaker 1: We need the Row to completely outfit Jacolin and myself.
Speaker 1: Thank you. What goes without fucking saying yeah okay, but
Speaker 1: wait keep going?
Speaker 3: No, so did you get the breaking water experience, multiple trips, Okay,
Speaker 3: sizes the whole thing.
Speaker 1: What are we getting pat and leather? Then you go,
Speaker 1: what is a tuxedo?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I start to go like, what's what are the shoes?
Speaker 1: All this thing? It's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: They don't have the size, And so we go down
Speaker 3: the oh and we've decided like we're spending it, like
Speaker 3: that's going to be the thing. We're spending money on
Speaker 3: nine hundred and fifty dollars for a Farragamo shoe. Yep,
Speaker 3: it was a It was such an intense like endeavor
Speaker 3: and like the sizing and this is where brick and
Speaker 3: mortar fails. And it's like they act like the fact
Speaker 3: like well, we know we can order it to the
Speaker 3: store and have it here in nine days.
Speaker 2: We know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like hey, I know we can in your size.
Speaker 1: We can say, and I could drive you know over here.
Speaker 1: So whatever.
Speaker 3: Oh. Also, actually, actually I had an experience where so
Speaker 3: we went in, we're looking around.
Speaker 1: They don't have the thing. I've researched it extensively online.
Speaker 1: This is the thing. I know exactly what's in stock
Speaker 1: right and emails or what they have. So we get
Speaker 1: to the store.
Speaker 3: I go up, I go looking for the exact one
Speaker 3: that I'm interested in, you know, and this woman comes
Speaker 3: over and is starting to kind of offer help, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, thank you, okay, and it's like, do you
Speaker 3: have this in the bl blow size? They say no, right,
Speaker 3: she goes and checks, comes back as it says no.
Speaker 3: Now it begins this kind of well if you're looking
Speaker 3: for a nice tuxedo shoe, right.
Speaker 1: And then just showing me things and it's like I'm
Speaker 1: there with a specific thing and I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: just a I'm looking for a tuxedo shoe, you know
Speaker 1: what I.
Speaker 3: Mean, Like yeah, of course, and then she's sort of
Speaker 3: pushing this one and it's like and Chris is like,
Speaker 3: like I forgot Chris said, But basically I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not ready, okay.
Speaker 1: I was like I was like it was like this
Speaker 1: confusing thing like and I just like like I was like,
Speaker 1: it was like I just I need a break or something.
Speaker 1: And then like I'm like I just need to like
Speaker 1: walk around and think. We left.
Speaker 3: We ended up coming back two hours later, okay, and
Speaker 3: I had to go in with a fresh attitude because
Speaker 3: I was like you know, she might not like me
Speaker 3: from earlier went in and we're like, all right, let's
Speaker 3: look around. Maybe we can they don't have that, but
Speaker 3: we need something fast now. I will go to the
Speaker 3: last minute, you know. And you know, Chris is like
Speaker 3: four days out and he's like, I don't know shoes.
Speaker 3: He's like kind of freaked, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like just whatever, Yeah, but I'm like, all right, let's
Speaker 3: look at some other brands. Like we're springing for a shoe.
Speaker 3: We're like, yeah, like, let's see what else this year
Speaker 3: and be find some y SL shoes okay.
Speaker 1: And we're like, oh, We're like that's pretty, you know.
Speaker 3: And I'm like that's that's pretty right, and like into it,
Speaker 3: and the whole thing tries it on and I start
Speaker 3: sort of selling myself on whatever we like. I'm like
Speaker 3: the paragama like I've moved on whatever becomes so intense
Speaker 3: on these Laurels, okay. And then we get them and
Speaker 3: it's the whole thing with the sizing that she's going
Speaker 3: to send us the bigger size to our home, but
Speaker 3: we're going to bring home the one that's smaller in
Speaker 3: case blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Whatever. We do the whole thing. You know, we're going
Speaker 1: in the enemage, oh you know. And then and then yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I get home and my stomach flies into
Speaker 1: a knot.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, because and I send a picture to Paul
Speaker 3: right my friend, and I go, Paul, like the Paragamas
Speaker 3: fell apart on us, we got why I sell?
Speaker 1: I go tell me is the quality? Is the quality enough? Okay?
Speaker 1: Because I'd forgotten, like it wasn't just like oh, we're
Speaker 1: getting the loss forever. And so I go, oh God.
Speaker 3: And then I googled the quality of a Laurent Laurels shoes,
Speaker 3: you know, and like, you know, you see some stuff
Speaker 3: and you just don't know whatever. And then like he's
Speaker 3: not replying right away, I'm like panicking, oh no. And
Speaker 3: then like later we got on He's like what I
Speaker 3: didn't see it? And I'm like, okay, Paul, I'm like,
Speaker 3: we got Laurel. And I'm like, just is that good call?
Speaker 3: I's like yeah, I'm like no, but Paul, like the
Speaker 3: whole idea is like the Pharagama and the quality like
Speaker 3: is it good or is it just like one of
Speaker 3: those things where they make it cheap and they you know,
Speaker 3: put the name Laurel on. It started panicking, going, Italy
Speaker 3: is the only place.
Speaker 1: That can make a shoe. Yeah, go, you're not wrong,
Speaker 1: but I go.
Speaker 3: You know, I was like, and he's like, if Faragamo
Speaker 3: is an A, it's an A minus, but it is
Speaker 3: definitely an A minus.
Speaker 1: That was his okay, and I breathed.
Speaker 3: But then it can't. It came around to them not
Speaker 3: being comfortable. They're so pointy the whole thing. We go
Speaker 3: back on the hunt for the Paragamas. We decide we
Speaker 3: want a velvet Faragama slipper.
Speaker 1: Okay, hang on, hang on with thousands of dollars of
Speaker 1: shoes are sitting in mining. No no, no, wait, keep going.
Speaker 1: This is amazing.
Speaker 2: It's slowly coming back back. You want a Feragama slipper,
Speaker 2: you're saying.
Speaker 3: So we decide fara Gamo, and we decide, I go, Chris,
Speaker 3: would you be excited about because he wasn't that excited
Speaker 3: about the Laurent technically, and he was excited that it
Speaker 3: was a nice shoe, but it wasn't like inherently loving
Speaker 3: the shoe.
Speaker 1: And I was on this pat and leather kick because
Speaker 1: of the just I was.
Speaker 3: And then I'm reading, oh, velvet slipper is a tuxedo,
Speaker 3: a nice tuxedo look, and his eyes lit up, okay,
Speaker 3: And I was like, I was like, you like this?
Speaker 3: And I found the most beautiful, the most beautiful velvet
Speaker 3: slipper from Ferragamo. I was like, that's the one. I
Speaker 3: knew that's the one, okay. And so then it becomes
Speaker 3: a whole hunting for the size, the whole thing. It's
Speaker 3: not I order the size overnight from Burgdorfs forget to
Speaker 3: click the final button.
Speaker 1: The next morning. I'm going, oh god, okay, I click it.
Speaker 3: Then it's like it'll come Sunday morning, the day of
Speaker 3: the Emmys, right, I go, fuck, Okay, So we got
Speaker 3: that coming. We got the Laurent sitting there. You know,
Speaker 3: this is like talk about like a credit card thing,
Speaker 3: and just being like yeah, like is it real?
Speaker 1: And then and they're not going to come in time.
Speaker 1: The whole thing.
Speaker 3: We get this other one at the wrong size. I
Speaker 3: can't even remember. There were so many trippers on me.
Speaker 3: It all comes down to a half hour before we
Speaker 3: are leaving for the Emmys. No, no, okay, half far
Speaker 3: for the Emmys. The pair in the cric size is
Speaker 3: located at stop Nordstrom. I think Chris is showered and
Speaker 3: I go, Chris, it's there. I go, Chris, Now, can
Speaker 3: you imagine mistakes headed in the other direction? Okay, the
Speaker 3: car is going to be there. They come fifteen minutes earlier,
Speaker 3: like you know, okay, and he's like, I'll do it,
Speaker 3: like knowing the risks. If I still want it to
Speaker 3: be done, he's like, he's like, you know, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, uber, there's no time for parking. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god. He goes. He gets back in time.
Speaker 3: The most beautiful fair slippers, pictures of them on the gram,
Speaker 3: slips them on and off we go.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. I'll have to post them.
Speaker 2: They're so please and now like our life is devoted
Speaker 2: to returns, our life is completely going to be held.
Speaker 1: So we're trying to go back to the Laurel and
Speaker 1: then the can you wear them out? So you're fine,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were only tried on in the house. Amazing.
Speaker 3: I think we've got three pairs going back on the
Speaker 3: going back on the m three pairs going back. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was because there was an initial, it's like oh
Speaker 3: and then I'm sorry, Like like the story is both
Speaker 3: like I can't even apologize for story because like it
Speaker 3: actually is like to me kind of like it is poog.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Yeah yeah, but like of course,
Speaker 1: so then like because there's an eight D, like the
Speaker 1: hyper focus.
Speaker 2: When I'm able to achieve if you just like leave
Speaker 2: me be, when I'm able to achieve in mere minutes
Speaker 2: with the flying brain that's coming up with creative options,
Speaker 2: it's like amazing, And that's how I pull it out.
Speaker 1: That's how I like your fly research.
Speaker 3: And I was trying to stay Chris, like you do
Speaker 3: understand like the levels of research I've done, like speedy research,
Speaker 3: Like I know the stock at every store in this country,
Speaker 3: like you know, like every shoe, Like it's like and
Speaker 3: then and then we realize, like, oh fuck, he doesn't
Speaker 3: have a shoe to go with the suit I got
Speaker 3: On Amazon, I find an offer up the correct size
Speaker 3: of a Ferragamo loafer for seventy dollars from a doctor
Speaker 3: in the Hills.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, yes, okay.
Speaker 3: And I'm like sending the message this guy, like do
Speaker 3: you think they could be worn out tonight? Like they
Speaker 3: spiffy enough to be worn out tonight. It's like seventy
Speaker 3: bucks or something, and he's like absolutely okay. He's like
Speaker 3: they're the most comfortable shoes I've ever worn. Okay, whatever
Speaker 3: what happened?
Speaker 1: I sent an Uber Okay, I go, I'll vemmo you
Speaker 1: now I don't care, like like I'm not afraid. I'll
Speaker 1: take the risk, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like before get him in hand, they send an Uber
Speaker 3: package whatever, They scoop him up, they drop him off,
Speaker 3: Chris slides his feet into them, and out we go
Speaker 3: with a suit from Amazon. This was, you know, like
Speaker 3: a night before thing. So now we got two faragaumas,
Speaker 3: one used for like seventy bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing. And then the full price I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just like it was it was.
Speaker 2: You can get some amazing. I'll just say I love
Speaker 2: a Manola. Blank, I have a few pairs of Panola's.
Speaker 2: I've never paid full price for a Manola.
Speaker 1: Now, how are the bottoms when you get him? Good?
Speaker 1: And guess what I do resol Okay, well that's what
Speaker 1: I was going to say. How much? Not a lot? Right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: It is no, no, very reasonable. It depends a pair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a pair of precious.
Speaker 2: Manolas that I'm actually going to take to the because
Speaker 2: I have a really fancy shoe guy who will basically
Speaker 2: take a shoe in. It's like a brainish shoe and
Speaker 2: he's fucking expensive, meaning one hundred bucks maybe.
Speaker 1: Okay, your shoe better be less than that, but almost. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it can be done. Because I mean, so you.
Speaker 3: Could find a because I feel like the bottoms are
Speaker 3: the part that buns me out. Yes, I mean because
Speaker 3: it was what the actual leather of the top is
Speaker 3: going to be fine. It's like the bottom is what
Speaker 3: makes you feel like it's an old parachute.
Speaker 1: It's a beating. Yeah. Total, you get a so you
Speaker 1: find like a beat up pear and you bring it
Speaker 1: to a coll.
Speaker 2: Not a beat up hair even you can find listen,
Speaker 2: you know you know what style you want, you know
Speaker 2: what size you can find these shoes on. Like they're
Speaker 2: they're fine, and by some of them, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: they're cheap. You might still be spending two hundred, three
Speaker 2: hundred dollars, but it's a Manola and it's in totally
Speaker 2: fine quality.
Speaker 3: I was lay like at a moment, like see us
Speaker 3: from the outside, just like into two microphones, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like yeah, you're paying three hundred, but
Speaker 3: I mean it's a Manolo for christ sake.
Speaker 1: No, I mean I stand by it. I justn't.
Speaker 3: It's twenty five minutes on going to shoes with me, man,
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I love it.
Speaker 1: I absolutely I love it. I felt like a shiver
Speaker 1: of excitement as you said it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I've never had a par of Minola's, although
Speaker 3: it's very hard for me to buy.
Speaker 2: I mean that would be the gateway in I think
Speaker 2: would be the the used pair. But again it's like, well, bang,
Speaker 2: a brand new listen. I've pained in a fetishistic way once.
Speaker 2: That was very important to me. I feel like we've
Speaker 2: talked about oh my sandals product, Yeah, exact product, product
Speaker 2: product blues.
Speaker 1: Isn't it like that? I remember too? Like that's how
Speaker 1: it is? Yeah, And the joy they bring me.
Speaker 3: I think about them every time I walk through this show.
Speaker 3: I go, I go, well, Kate went for it with
Speaker 3: those those ones. I go, But I'm walking around and go,
Speaker 3: am I just gonna spot something?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Again, it's like, how do I if I'm going to
Speaker 3: go for it, how do I seduce myself into the purchase?
Speaker 1: Like? Am I going to ink act.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but is it like I could get into the
Speaker 3: spirit of I'm gonna go to like whatever is the
Speaker 3: greatest store, and what's going to be like cool about it?
Speaker 1: Is that I just sort of spot something I like.
Speaker 3: I like those in yellow please, you know, to be
Speaker 3: in that space that takes a lot. I think I'm
Speaker 3: just rubbing this over my face. It's like the glowing thing.
Speaker 1: I don't really know why I'm doing it, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's make up.
Speaker 3: But wait, I said, I said not to bring up
Speaker 3: the Emmys again, but then I never said the thing,
Speaker 3: which is I just don't say, like it was kind
Speaker 3: of incredible, okay, because I'm standing there and I go,
Speaker 3: oh my god, because it's sort of this waiting around
Speaker 3: period going in oh uh huh huh, like on the
Speaker 3: red carpet. That isn't like they're not photographing you. You're
Speaker 3: just staying there, you know what I mean. Yeah, So
Speaker 3: it's like kind of like waiting and just like looking around,
Speaker 3: and I go, I should go live for the Hags. Okay,
Speaker 3: but it all feels very high stakes to me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now, like I feel like I'm in a military complex.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like I am like almost like is
Speaker 3: it even legal? You know, like right, so like like
Speaker 3: intense and serious, like you know, like it's like it
Speaker 3: actually feel like this is the most important.
Speaker 1: Event in the entire world, you know. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't do it. I'm like and then I click over
Speaker 1: and I hit go live.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't say anything. I don't even turn the camera
Speaker 3: like up, like I kind of like it was like
Speaker 3: I was like a spy for the Hags.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just went.
Speaker 3: I just went silent and was like, in my mind,
Speaker 3: it was like the Hags were like my best friends, okay,
Speaker 3: and they're like all I have to do is like
Speaker 3: call them. I don't have to say shit, and they
Speaker 3: know where I am and they know what's happening, and
Speaker 3: they get to like peek around. And then I was
Speaker 3: like okay, okay, you gotta go. And it was pretty spectacular.
Speaker 3: That was a real bonding with the Hags. So said,
Speaker 3: I missed it, and then I didn't post it. I
Speaker 3: just oh, damn, it's just you know, but I think
Speaker 3: it's archived somewhere if I want to like like check
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 2: Vable well, I we're going to get a renew renew
Speaker 2: is going to outfit us renew and the row together
Speaker 2: at last, but we get the.
Speaker 1: Cameras set up.
Speaker 3: I think every episode of Pood could be a fashion demonstration.
Speaker 3: Absolutely imagine clamoring people, clamoring brands, designers, clamoring to send.
Speaker 1: The outfit of the week.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I really missed you, really miss Poog. I
Speaker 2: want to thank everyone who is still here hanging on
Speaker 2: and I'm still working on that mailing list situation.
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