Speaker 1: I am so excited to do this episode.
Speaker 2: Why why special?
Speaker 1: Is the Coach episode is the more importantly? Look, I
Speaker 1: know it's called Coach, okay, and I love that. I
Speaker 1: love that for the for for the show, but it
Speaker 1: really should have been called the v Rab episode. The
Speaker 1: Velvet Rabbit episode one of the funniest. I truly feel
Speaker 1: like one of the funniest scenes that has ever happened
Speaker 1: on the entire show. I can't wait till we get there.
Speaker 1: We're gonna break it down. I'm gonna try not to
Speaker 1: laugh through the entire thing when we're talking, because that's
Speaker 1: all I want to do. Just thinking about it makes
Speaker 1: me laugh.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, So here we go. Coach returns to the
Speaker 2: loft and he immediately.
Speaker 1: I'm already done the cutaway, the cutaway in that first
Speaker 1: bit where he's just there. Yeah, I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: do the recap for a second because the way he
Speaker 1: is so damon, the way he does that first line
Speaker 1: so serious and then goes into a full, full like
Speaker 1: ludicrous line delivery. Yes, I was already dead. I was
Speaker 1: dead from the beginning of this epoch. Okay, try again,
Speaker 1: drag again.
Speaker 2: Sorry that moment he let you know exactly what was happening,
Speaker 2: so sorry, Like, Coach returns to the loft and immediately
Speaker 2: things get frisky when he takes the boys to the
Speaker 2: strip club Lemon Pepper Wings for Everyone. Meanwhile, Just responds
Speaker 2: by calling her own girls night, which leads to her
Speaker 2: and CC meeting the ultra smooth talking Artie aka Digs
Speaker 2: per Usual. Winston goes too far and accidentally buys non
Speaker 2: refundable bunny money. Coach is so ridiculous, I've done that.
Speaker 2: Coach tries to fight his exes New Boo a Cop
Speaker 2: Bow what.
Speaker 1: New bootes? You could say new Boo.
Speaker 2: Or bay or I'm black. I didn't want to reach bow.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm not going to go French for you.
Speaker 2: We got our own terminology. Can I say my ship?
Speaker 2: He's gonna says bow? Who the hell says that?
Speaker 1: A lot of people?
Speaker 2: No, not a lot of black people. His his exes
Speaker 2: New Boo a Cop already ends naked in Jess's bed,
Speaker 2: and Nick Deliver is a knockout punt that once and
Speaker 2: for all solidifies Jess as his girlfriend. Fun fact, Russ
Speaker 2: also Brooke Are, director of cinematography, directed this episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah I remember this moment. I guess he'd been asking
Speaker 1: to find like a good one, and he was our
Speaker 1: dpeat super super talented, the best, and the responsible for
Speaker 1: that whole look that you see that you love of
Speaker 1: our show that feels. And then he yeah, and then
Speaker 1: he got to direct this episode and he directed the
Speaker 1: hell out of it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, written by David Feenie now also the best.
Speaker 2: Let's before we jump in, I do want to mention
Speaker 2: I remember I remember being at I was at a party.
Speaker 2: We were at some party when I was like industry events,
Speaker 2: TV things or something like that, and I run into
Speaker 2: Tay Diggs and you know, we were just chit chatting
Speaker 2: and talking a little bit, and he was talking about
Speaker 2: how sessed to he was with New Girl and how
Speaker 2: much he loved the show. And I said, you gotta
Speaker 2: come on the show. He was like, dude, I would
Speaker 2: love to be on the show. Man He goes and
Speaker 2: I said, well, Liz Meriweather is right over there. She
Speaker 2: was in another corner of talking to somebody, and I
Speaker 2: was like, bro, I'm sure she loves you. I was like,
Speaker 2: your Ted Digs. Doug was like, you gotta he was like,
Speaker 2: He's like, should I just walk over it. I said,
Speaker 2: shut up, this goes. I'm gonna introduce you. So I
Speaker 2: bring Tay over to meet Liz and then they're at
Speaker 2: chit chatting and next thing you know, he's in the show.
Speaker 2: Get Out, Get Out. I'm responsible for that. I got
Speaker 2: no percentage of his paycheck. I got no nothing. Okay,
Speaker 2: so let us dive in for a second, Hannah, We're
Speaker 2: in aloft. Nick gets called Coach saying that he wants
Speaker 2: to hang out, and this is whole back and forth, like, oh,
Speaker 2: coach is back, Coaches back. It's super, super exciting. We
Speaker 2: haven't seen this man. And then the flashback.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the flashback. One of the funniest flashbacks I feel like,
Speaker 1: because one group shot anytime, it's a group shot, and
Speaker 1: you guys get to play drunk, as we will see
Speaker 1: later in this episode is solid gold and one of
Speaker 1: my favorite. It's one of those things where you like,
Speaker 1: I rewound it, I kept rewinding it and then just
Speaker 1: watching each of you individually, right with the choices of
Speaker 1: how drunk you're going to play and interact with each other.
Speaker 1: And my favorite is Max Greenfield because he interacts with
Speaker 1: really no one. He's just standing there like a statue.
Speaker 1: With a mad face when you're trying to like not
Speaker 1: act drunk and singing so seriously, like singing like his
Speaker 1: life depends on it. One of the funniest choices. It's
Speaker 1: set the tone so perfectly for how ludicrous and drunky
Speaker 1: this episode was gonna.
Speaker 2: Be one hundred percent. And you know Schmid he comes in,
Speaker 2: you know, stealing, He's stealing things essentially from the apartment.
Speaker 2: When chimes Jess's toothpaste, it's justice toothpase. But I love
Speaker 2: Winston goes. Is that he goes? Is that where the
Speaker 2: toothpaste went? Clee?
Speaker 1: By the way, that is usually like a roommate situation
Speaker 1: where somebody just like has like the personal hygiene products
Speaker 1: and you're just like swiping it when they're not looking.
Speaker 2: That I just buy a lot more toothpaste and I
Speaker 2: don't even question, I just go whatever.
Speaker 1: And then one of my favorite Damon moments ever.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Nick and Schmid are fighting all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, the shot of them to them three three
Speaker 2: shot with with Damon's hand on both their shoulders.
Speaker 1: Because you sons of bitches ready to bun, which is
Speaker 1: also I just feel like that was Damon no acting
Speaker 1: zero acting happened in that moment.
Speaker 2: That's how he is.
Speaker 1: Also did not remember that Coach is just like an
Speaker 1: open doucheback, Like I didn't remember that that was like
Speaker 1: the character that he played, or at least in this
Speaker 1: episode where he like fully leaned into it, just being
Speaker 1: like wildly like.
Speaker 2: He's like that scene.
Speaker 1: Where he comes into the bedroom with Nick and Jess.
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my god, oh yeah, because
Speaker 2: he wants to go so he wants to go out right,
Speaker 2: he wants to go to the strip club. He's making
Speaker 2: he comes in out of the gate, he's swinging. He
Speaker 2: calls Winston shrimp forks because he couldn't pull a basketball.
Speaker 1: This is my question when I did the rewatch last night,
Speaker 1: My question for you was how much did it hurt
Speaker 1: you Lamar and Morris to have to act like you
Speaker 1: were bad at basketball a lot?
Speaker 2: You know, because and like the balls like slipping out
Speaker 2: of my hand. I'm like, I could pull a basketball.
Speaker 2: To me, it's it's funny. So I didn't trip about it,
Speaker 2: but I was like, this doesn't make any sense, and
Speaker 2: we talk about it later in the episode. Why that
Speaker 2: term srip for doesn't make any sense? Because I played
Speaker 2: professional basketball. So I just remember the like logically, when
Speaker 2: when when this was a storyline, I went, well, this
Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense because I no matter where the
Speaker 2: city is, no matter where the country is, if you're
Speaker 2: playing professional that means you're amongst the elite in the world. Well,
Speaker 2: it didn't make.
Speaker 1: Sense because of the flashback because it makes sense in
Speaker 1: terms of coaches character, who is like obviously like highly insecure,
Speaker 1: so like tears people down the relationships something they do well,
Speaker 1: like blay basketball, and so you go like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: like you're a pro basketball player. Of course he's gonna
Speaker 1: like feel insecure about it, and so he's gonna make
Speaker 1: fun of you, like he's just some like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, jerk or whatever. Yeah, but then they do
Speaker 1: the flashback, which just shows is straight up facts, and
Speaker 1: that's the part that is like confusing.
Speaker 2: Logically, Yeah, that was that was wild, But I love
Speaker 2: the look.
Speaker 1: Trim Ros is also a top quality bully nickname.
Speaker 2: Oh I mean I get called shrimp forks to this
Speaker 2: day a big areas people call me shrimp forks to
Speaker 2: this day.
Speaker 1: I have big hands, like under the sea. A type
Speaker 1: of nicknames that have stuck for you and I lionfish,
Speaker 1: lionfish and shrimp forks. That's going to be our next podcast,
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now, Coach, he wants to take the boys to
Speaker 2: a strip club, right, but Jess tells Nick that she's
Speaker 2: uncomfortable with him going on a Tuesday night. Nick denies
Speaker 2: being and it's like a little flustered about it. And
Speaker 2: obviously he's backtracking and he's trying to figure it out
Speaker 2: because he's got the pressure of coach on one side,
Speaker 2: you know what, you know, what's happening with him and Jess.
Speaker 2: They haven't had the conversation.
Speaker 1: And capital T, capital C.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he and he kind of in a way
Speaker 2: denies being Jess's boyfriend. Yeah, And and it's this and that,
Speaker 2: and we've all been there where it's the labeling thing.
Speaker 2: Who's labeling, who's not labeling? You know that?
Speaker 1: I the time cool for like a friend who, like
Speaker 1: you think, is super cool. My favorite part of that
Speaker 1: exchange is when he says something absolutely you know, inappropriate, right,
Speaker 1: like trying to like posture to his to coach, and
Speaker 1: then she goes, she looks and she goes, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I love what he's like he's just like, I'm just
Speaker 2: telling him what kind of cake to bake me?
Speaker 1: Son, Oh my god. Yeah. I think that's the part
Speaker 1: where she's like, what are you doing. He's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. He's really cool and this
Speaker 1: is not cool and I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: And also when he yells at her, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I love it so much, so good, so good.
Speaker 2: Now just is pissed about it. Yeah, She's like, we're
Speaker 2: going out tonight.
Speaker 1: That's right, medicine buddy, exactly.
Speaker 2: And it tastes somebod that pineapple upside down cake that
Speaker 2: she's gonna bake. Now, coach again, the fact that he.
Speaker 1: Just pretends he's never met her. They lived together, they
Speaker 1: spent time together.
Speaker 2: Jebecca, Jebecca. I feel like he made that up.
Speaker 1: No, it was in the script.
Speaker 2: Rebecca was in the script.
Speaker 1: I know, but it was. It was obviously like such
Speaker 1: perfect writing for Damon that exactly when he said, I
Speaker 1: had that same thought too, because I'm like, that's just
Speaker 1: damontat funny improv. And then I looked at the script.
Speaker 2: Rebecca, Jebecca, isn't there, That's in the script. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Credit to Damon man, because you made it seem like
Speaker 1: you were just like a perfect improv man.
Speaker 2: Now, just and CC and they go to the bar
Speaker 2: where Nick works to complain.
Speaker 1: About wild place to pick up so crazy.
Speaker 2: I know, like literally this bar is the only bar
Speaker 2: in town because I don't go anywhere else. Just calls
Speaker 2: Nick a man boy and a man child hybrid because
Speaker 2: he wants to pull a dog's tail. Like it's yeah,
Speaker 2: there's like there's all this childlike things of Nick that
Speaker 2: she's just blurting out.
Speaker 1: And you know about this last episode. This is why
Speaker 1: I think that my actual, like my spirit character is Nick.
Speaker 1: Because when you talked about your Halloween costume being Mickey
Speaker 1: Mouse when I last saw you, I'm like so disappointed
Speaker 1: I didn't get to pull your tail. This is why
Speaker 1: I know, like deep down i'm Nick Miller.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, I mean, I don't know what's
Speaker 2: wrong with pulling a dog's tail, but I've never done it,
Speaker 2: but I guess it's bad. I thought it might be funny.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Don't do that people, Yeah, don't pull
Speaker 1: around touching little animals booties just like for fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Theme.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I know, but but cci you know, she
Speaker 2: encourages Jess to make Nick jealous with Artie. Artie a
Speaker 2: ka Tay he digs.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been because that flashback where they like
Speaker 1: show us who Artie is and the fact that he's
Speaker 1: like openly, openly opening, openly, wow, openly asking Jess out
Speaker 1: where she's like shut your face or whatever. She says
Speaker 1: something looks so crazy. She's like, this is not look
Speaker 1: at you, no chance. Have you ever been hit on
Speaker 1: or asked out by somebody that was you knew that
Speaker 1: you were like punching like someone's so gorgeous, You're like
Speaker 1: for real?
Speaker 2: How yeah they happened. That happened recently.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, to clarify, I did not
Speaker 1: ask you out, bro okay, like that was like a miscommunication.
Speaker 2: You're not You're not me. But I just it was
Speaker 2: this this lovely young lady and she was flirtatious and
Speaker 2: and I was kind of like going like, huh, I
Speaker 2: wonder if she is I wonder, I wonder, I wonder
Speaker 2: if that's what it is. I wonder if she was
Speaker 2: she's actually asking me out? And uh, it didn't work
Speaker 2: out between us because I was I I guess I
Speaker 2: was in my head the whole.
Speaker 1: Time, like right, you're like, how do yours?
Speaker 2: Just like it wasn't even like yeah it was. It
Speaker 2: wasn't even like how it was more so like how
Speaker 2: do I approach this in a cool manner? And I
Speaker 2: think I think I overcooled it.
Speaker 1: You went to you got too cool, that you got
Speaker 1: too cool, you.
Speaker 2: Got too cool, that I got cold. I didn't really
Speaker 2: understand what was happening in our situation, but I think
Speaker 2: it's all stemmed from like, oh, you want to hang
Speaker 2: out with me, all right? Cool? Uh okay, and it's
Speaker 2: kind of fizzled out. It happens, It happens.
Speaker 1: I've told you my story that my Matt camp story
Speaker 1: where like his ex was Rihanna and he then I
Speaker 1: wanted to go and you know, have a meal with me,
Speaker 1: And then I was just so so. It wasn't that
Speaker 1: it was Matt Kemp that was too attractive. It was Rihanna's.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry if he didn't work out with y'all,
Speaker 2: it definitely won't work out with us.
Speaker 1: I was like, what, Rihanna's ex wants to take me
Speaker 1: out on a no, thank you? I'm just too beautiful.
Speaker 1: And too cool, so I'm go cold. This is now
Speaker 1: We're at the strip club and Winston thinks he's doing
Speaker 1: a massive flex. Oh yes, with the funniest part of
Speaker 1: the buddy money, Can I just say is when it's
Speaker 1: explained to him that the strippers don't take buddy money.
Speaker 2: By money, No, it's only merch and food food.
Speaker 1: I that was the I didn't remember that part, and
Speaker 1: I was in tears because you think, well, well, I
Speaker 1: guess you just have to like live at the strip
Speaker 1: club now for the rest of your life and you
Speaker 1: can blow through this cash. But the fact that everybody
Speaker 1: knows that this is monopoly money, this is jokes, full job.
Speaker 2: And I've been there not thinking that it was fake money.
Speaker 2: I Odeed wants out to never mind, we can talk
Speaker 2: about that another time.
Speaker 1: You got conned at a strip club. What a shocking turn
Speaker 1: of events.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was like, what's happening, where's my money?
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. She says, she loves me. I'm
Speaker 2: the one. Oh my gosh. Anyway, Okay, now Coach is
Speaker 2: saying they're not leaving a strip club until the sun
Speaker 2: comes up. He's clearly in a he's clearly in a
Speaker 2: weird space right now, and Schmidt and Nick they're like, man,
Speaker 2: we got adult responsibilities at an eight am presentation and
Speaker 2: Nick has a pissed off girlfriend to attend to, and
Speaker 2: they fight over who should tell Coach that it's time now.
Speaker 2: Nick suggests the guy's return to the love so Coach
Speaker 2: can share his emotions about the break up with Malia,
Speaker 2: but Coach says no, and Winston the Coward agrees. They
Speaker 2: tell Nick he's whipped like cream cheese, which you know rightfully.
Speaker 2: So now now Jess is sitting there considering, you know,
Speaker 2: sending Nick a text. You know she's loving single life. Cci. Yeah,
Speaker 2: terrible friend, terrible friend, great friend, terrible friend.
Speaker 1: She's a great friend. She's like, look, he wants to
Speaker 1: go sit at a strip club if you're not his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He says that to you, the shrip club is different
Speaker 2: from going out with a guy. Does that two hmpletely
Speaker 2: different things.
Speaker 1: I can bring it down for you, spending your evening
Speaker 1: a round semi naked women. That's the choice. And you're
Speaker 1: person you're dating. We can't call him girlfriend because that's
Speaker 1: the whole episode is expressing that they are not comfortable.
Speaker 1: They then have the opportunity to not behave like a
Speaker 1: girlfriend because you don't want a gu on my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Well, they're just two different things. See. One one is
Speaker 2: it's a it's a age old style of entertainment, adult entertainment.
Speaker 1: Right like he went and played like Nintendo.
Speaker 2: No, I mean Miswell it's not no as well because
Speaker 2: there's no there's no life as well. No, because there's
Speaker 2: no emotions there, there's no you know, it's like it's
Speaker 2: not like a one on one situation. There are a
Speaker 2: bunch of people coming and going out of there. It's
Speaker 2: like they're open for hours. And you know, this is
Speaker 2: they make money that way, This is how they provide
Speaker 2: for their family.
Speaker 1: Sure, this is not This is not a conversation about
Speaker 1: stripping or stripped clucks. This is a conversation about a
Speaker 1: man who is sleeping with a woman and they have
Speaker 1: feelings and the woman has said I'm not comfortable with
Speaker 1: you going and being in a establishment where women are
Speaker 1: taking their clothes off, and so please don't do that.
Speaker 1: And then he's going well like, well, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: a girlfriend, and so she goes, okay, I'm another girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Then I might go and sit and have a drink
Speaker 1: fully clothed with a man.
Speaker 2: Two different things, two.
Speaker 1: Different things, same level of discomfort and dis respect.
Speaker 2: No, and let me explain why. Let me explain why, because,
Speaker 2: like I said, one is a transactional thing that has
Speaker 2: no emotions to tie to it. There's no expect when
Speaker 2: you leave. There are the expectations that you are leaving here.
Speaker 2: And that's it. When you are telling another man who
Speaker 2: you know likes you, you, who's asked to date you,
Speaker 2: you're saying, let's go sit out and have a drink.
Speaker 2: What you're doing is you're now sending the message to
Speaker 2: another man that you are available to receive his loving.
Speaker 2: That's different than a strip club. Everybody knows it's a
Speaker 2: strip club. That it's not. We're not going to date this.
Speaker 1: The dollar bills and then she turns around and sits
Speaker 1: on you and she has got no pants on. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll say that you are open to receiving some transactional loving.
Speaker 2: No, that's about that goes back to women of the
Speaker 2: evening strippers. That's that's not the same thing. It's not
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 1: I'm one of those things where we have to agree
Speaker 1: to disagree, which is the whole episode. That is happening
Speaker 1: except for Nick as a light bulb moment which I'll
Speaker 1: pray for you happens.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, Hey listen, I haven't been to the strip
Speaker 2: club in years, so I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a fact. I'm also single, by the way, so
Speaker 2: you know, if I wanted to go, I'm just going
Speaker 2: I haven't. I haven't gone, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Scheduling years, scheduling is crazy.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone to it, like in the middle
Speaker 1: of the day, like at two o'clock or like at
Speaker 1: eleven am a morning strip club? Ever in your life? No?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes I did. For this episode. One fact this
Speaker 2: episode was filmed. This episode was filmed at an actual
Speaker 2: strip club.
Speaker 1: No way, Yeah, where where in La do you remember?
Speaker 2: I forget exactly where? Somewhere off Pico, I think, really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I forget.
Speaker 1: How are all right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: A couple of churches, and then.
Speaker 1: Just an eleven am strip club? Oh Art comes in
Speaker 1: and he's got a smooth move, just takes a little
Speaker 1: of her drink and can break it down.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, which which people? Some people can do That
Speaker 2: just means you drink too much.
Speaker 1: Specific style of seduction.
Speaker 2: A Shirley temple with coconut rum and a limit squeeze.
Speaker 2: She goes at a temple Grandon because it makes her
Speaker 2: friendly and compassionate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she comes and she says, I got a man, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: which which I okay.
Speaker 2: So that's cool that she's at least being on the
Speaker 2: up and up and letting him know like, hey, this
Speaker 2: is just the hangout.
Speaker 1: Also, one of my favorite moments of this episode when
Speaker 1: he goes to get the eyelash off of her face
Speaker 1: and he's like, make a wish and she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: scared too. Oh funny. The delivery, Oh fuddy was great.
Speaker 1: So mixed messages though, by the way, yeah, so mixed
Speaker 1: messages because he says like full respect, I'm out by yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and.
Speaker 2: This terrible thing because Jess is like, you know, she's
Speaker 2: like Nick is doing more than shaking hands at the
Speaker 2: strip club. Cec obviously is still scorned by Schmid's cheating,
Speaker 2: says no man can be trusted. As soon as you
Speaker 2: let your guard down, they just.
Speaker 1: Walk out, really projecting a lot in this episode.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we find out all later because she does
Speaker 2: come clean before we get there. She owns it. Let's
Speaker 2: go to break and then we come back. We're going
Speaker 2: to see how much of a terrible friend cec has
Speaker 2: been this entire episode, and we are back. We were
Speaker 2: just discussing how terrible of a friend Ceci was.
Speaker 1: She is not dealing with her own stuff, I will
Speaker 1: give you that, and so she's kind of pushing it
Speaker 1: onto Jess.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. Yeah, in this episode,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to mention it. I'm going to let
Speaker 2: you figure it out. Did we.
Speaker 1: Find stop talking to me about the bear? The bear
Speaker 1: is coming in a very special bonus episode.
Speaker 2: Wait did it happen in this episode?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. You can say bear chests?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is bear a form of bunny? Bunny a form of
Speaker 2: a bear?
Speaker 1: Is this the episode hold on just for just between
Speaker 1: not on the podcast? Is this the one where they
Speaker 1: make the j Cutler joke?
Speaker 2: I think? So?
Speaker 1: Anybody know? And is Jay Cutler part of the Bears?
Speaker 1: Is this the episode where they make the j.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Then a coach or just a player?
Speaker 2: He was a player? Ah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jes makes a comedy this episode, right, Jake Cutler?
Speaker 1: I feel like it was this episode.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: Jake Cutler.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, So, okay, so you did find the
Speaker 2: bear Jake.
Speaker 1: Cutler, Hello, could not be more of a bear?
Speaker 2: Okay, so there was a Jay Cutler reference. I'll give
Speaker 2: you that. I'll give you that one. I'll give you that.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna argue. I'm not gonna argue what you
Speaker 2: We can move on. Meanwhile, Winston, he's over here trying
Speaker 2: to get his his He's trying to get his money back.
Speaker 2: But bunny money sales are final and only usable at
Speaker 2: the bar, gift shop and.
Speaker 1: Theirs to have their own form of money, I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure some of them do, but yeah, it's almost like
Speaker 2: a casino when you you know, you get chips instead
Speaker 2: and you tip people with chips. I could have, but
Speaker 2: usually I think they're redeemable in cash, like you pay
Speaker 2: for it, you know what I mean. Where those ship
Speaker 2: clubs are, I don't know that because I think Jenue
Speaker 2: generally they will just take money, like actual money.
Speaker 1: But just what the strippers do in the Velvet Rabbit,
Speaker 1: they also only take real real money, not the bunny money.
Speaker 2: Not at Schmidt does a body shot taste the dancer's
Speaker 2: baby formula and his growth step immediately that.
Speaker 1: The amount of like it just reminds me of like
Speaker 1: the kittens, and like the lactating nipples, like they there's
Speaker 1: a lot of these oh yeah, yeah, God feeding a baby.
Speaker 2: Of throughout the course of the show, a lot of
Speaker 2: people were having kids.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Now Nick has a plan, right. The plan is to
Speaker 2: get Coach really drunk by recreating the shot contest from
Speaker 2: Raiders of the Lost Arcs so they can take him home.
Speaker 2: And obviously Schmidt and Nick they fight over whether Raiders
Speaker 2: is a pro Nazi movie or not. Now Arti tries
Speaker 2: to be empathetic to Nick. You know, he's he's kind
Speaker 2: of helping him out a little bit. He's like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: he's a guy in his twenties who wants to hang
Speaker 2: out with other guys in the twenties. She's like, no,
Speaker 2: they're all in their thirties and it alreadys got nothing
Speaker 2: for that one. But Jess, you know, she's trying to
Speaker 2: get to know Artie and she learns that he owns
Speaker 2: the coffee He don't just work at the coffee shop.
Speaker 2: He owns the coffee shop. And he regularly takes trips
Speaker 2: to Brazil, where Nick has never been. And did you
Speaker 2: say Brazil Brazil.
Speaker 1: Mmmm.
Speaker 2: It's very taken. Its like we tried again, Brazil better,
Speaker 2: We're gonna Brazil. Yeah, Brazil, just like that. And Jess
Speaker 2: is really excited about that, about the way this man
Speaker 2: says Brazil, and about the way the man says rebbye
Speaker 2: baby buggy bumpers. I love reaction to it. It's such
Speaker 2: a giddy bump. It was such a giddy reaction that
Speaker 2: she had, like a very school, girly giddy, typical jest.
Speaker 1: Some men do have that voice though, that does like
Speaker 1: your knees go a little weak and you can't.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1: Some man have that voice where it doesn't make a
Speaker 1: lot of sense, but your your knees go weak and
Speaker 1: you can't explain it. You're just like, wow, that's a
Speaker 1: no one.
Speaker 2: So Ty Diggs happened to be one of those people.
Speaker 2: Now meanwhile, they're having this shot contest, but for some reason,
Speaker 2: it's only making Coach stronger.
Speaker 1: Arm curls he does with the stripper is one of
Speaker 1: the funniest things because I was like, that's a that's
Speaker 1: a real woman. It's not a stripper. It was booked
Speaker 1: a roll a new girl.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And now it's going to do arm curls with you.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, what why?
Speaker 1: Like sometimes when I look at what like a job
Speaker 1: is in this industry, that's a wild moment in your career.
Speaker 2: I think I remember this being a discussion where you know,
Speaker 2: it was asked if you know they were trying to
Speaker 2: like figure out which girl he was comfortable curling so
Speaker 2: many times, or if they wanted to put like a
Speaker 2: harness on to help them to help out with the curls.
Speaker 2: But you know dam is strong, that boy's strong.
Speaker 1: Yes, It's a funny thing because I feel like in
Speaker 1: those moments where they ask you on the spot, feels
Speaker 1: like especially men on the spot, like can you do
Speaker 1: this really physical thing with this woman? Multiple times? Rarely
Speaker 1: do you see the man say no. Because I'll remember
Speaker 1: there's a Valentine's Day episode, I think it's season one
Speaker 1: where it's it's the Youths episode where you know, like
Speaker 1: they're at the house or whatever, and they asked Max
Speaker 1: because he has to because I get into a fight
Speaker 1: in the house to throw me over his shoulder right
Speaker 1: and walk and walk out. He's gonna take me out
Speaker 1: of that like the house in this Fountaine's the episode,
Speaker 1: and I was like, he just like pick up, you know,
Speaker 1: all one hundred plus pounds of me and just like
Speaker 1: throw me over his shoulder and walk out. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do this several takes. And so I went over to
Speaker 1: Max and I was like, hey, if you want, like
Speaker 1: when the moment happens, like I'll like help jump, you know,
Speaker 1: like just to kind of like help or whatever. So
Speaker 1: and Max was so offented and he was like, I
Speaker 1: got it, Like I can throw you over my shoulder
Speaker 1: and walk out of this like I'm good. But then
Speaker 1: on the first take, Max, I think to like show
Speaker 1: like I got this, threw me over his shoulder so
Speaker 1: with such force that I flew up and landed like
Speaker 1: right on his shoulder and I got the wind knocked
Speaker 1: out of me. Oh wow, moving his strength, and I
Speaker 1: remember being like, holy walk moly, like I just flew
Speaker 1: up in the air and it was etcetera. And I
Speaker 1: feel like for sure, Damon's like I got armcirl this
Speaker 1: girl because she was like flailing up and down a
Speaker 1: little bit and I was like, just slow, slow down.
Speaker 1: We don't need to know that hard that girl.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, men, you know it's the machifmo we're trying
Speaker 2: to we're trying to prove.
Speaker 1: Just watch me. And then met all the girls like, okay,
Speaker 1: we believe you. Slow down.
Speaker 2: It's impressive. It's impressive you can curl the lady. So
Speaker 2: Jess does call Nick, and what I love about this
Speaker 2: is coach is he calls her thees g or Naggy
Speaker 2: Naggy Jillan Hall is my favorite Naggy Naggy chilling all
Speaker 2: And Nick says that he doesn't need help checking his woman,
Speaker 2: but because he doesn't know.
Speaker 1: Where, he covers the listening part of the phone and
Speaker 1: says it loudly in her.
Speaker 2: Ear, that's such a that's that's such a Jake thing.
Speaker 1: I was going to say. And then when he like
Speaker 1: turns it around, he's like coin toss. He doesn't even
Speaker 1: know which side it is anymore. Just Jake with the phone.
Speaker 2: That's that's Jake Johnson on the phone. He probably I'm
Speaker 2: quite certain he's still I mean, the phone is rather
Speaker 2: easy to use now, but I feel like he's still
Speaker 2: a little bit like that.
Speaker 1: And proud of and.
Speaker 2: Well Jess overhears this and she tells Nick she's with
Speaker 2: a man. That's right, it's right, which is my God,
Speaker 2: this is she she went she did worse than him
Speaker 2: in my opinion.
Speaker 1: Well, it's also c C helped make all this happen too,
Speaker 1: so it's not fully on Jess there, it's kind of
Speaker 1: that's right, Okay, we found we found some common ground.
Speaker 2: He found some common ground. It's their friends. They're both
Speaker 2: scorned friends, two friends going through breakups, you know, throwing
Speaker 2: out on their friends, which is causing them to potentially
Speaker 2: go through a breakup. Now already offers to give the
Speaker 2: girls a ride home, just Marvel's at already managed that
Speaker 2: he managed to stay sober and also that he can
Speaker 2: use a phone.
Speaker 1: And now CEC realizes, like, hold on, this was just
Speaker 1: supposed to like scare like Nick a little bit and
Speaker 1: make just feel like she doesn't have to just sit
Speaker 1: around and wait. But now it's getting out of hand,
Speaker 1: and she knows how much Nick and just like really
Speaker 1: do love each other. They just have not communicated properly
Speaker 1: on this thing. And now CC is trying to like
Speaker 1: moonwalk out of this.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. And then meanwhile we go back, you know,
Speaker 2: we not with this scene ether you see Winston eating
Speaker 2: lobster because it's the most expensive thing the lobster came
Speaker 2: out gray by the way, which is like, you don't
Speaker 2: buy a lobster at a strip.
Speaker 1: Here's my question for you. Was that lobster real?
Speaker 2: The lobster was real? Yes?
Speaker 1: No? Why?
Speaker 2: Yeah, lobster is real.
Speaker 1: Why it's like the other thing we talked about in
Speaker 1: the bar where you had to do that thing with
Speaker 1: the fish and you're like it was real.
Speaker 2: And I why yeah, they always have real food. Ew
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It's that's a huge lobster in front.
Speaker 2: Of you, a huge one. You know. Never the rule
Speaker 2: is that never buy food from a strip club unless
Speaker 2: it's in Atlanta, like Atlanta's Atlanta's Strip club. Their their
Speaker 2: food is the best part of the club. I mean,
Speaker 2: I believe that Cheatahs shout out to Cheetahs. Uh just
Speaker 2: great great.
Speaker 1: Can I just say with Cheetahs, is it really just
Speaker 1: you know, because the men are all.
Speaker 2: Cheatahs, all hilarious. They're not cheating, they're just eating.
Speaker 1: I just want to know. I just want to know
Speaker 1: if they were being created with the name you feel
Speaker 1: like cheating tonight, Cheatahs, we got you.
Speaker 2: Nah, they got more class. They're not letting you cheat
Speaker 2: on your significant other.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're just relationship status.
Speaker 2: They do stays to stay open. You know, a bunch
Speaker 2: of pissed off wives coming in there, trying to shut
Speaker 2: the place down. Now, fed up with coaches behavior, Nick
Speaker 2: exclaims that the relationship it's not toxic.
Speaker 1: He starts to stand up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's like, I love just he's sexy, you know,
Speaker 2: she's she's smart, you know all these things. He really
Speaker 2: wants to go home to be with her. And then
Speaker 2: it's in this moment we see coach just crying. He's
Speaker 2: crying at a strip club because Malia broke up with him,
Speaker 2: not the other way around, and he was embarrassed. And
Speaker 2: he admits which happens. You know, he's trying to fill
Speaker 2: the void with naked girls. That that's a real thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it doesn't work, but men try it.
Speaker 2: Women try it too. Now, Winston he buys everyone again.
Speaker 2: He's got this money he's got to spend, so he buys.
Speaker 1: Us wrap gift for season two, didn't we all get velvet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got velvet rabbit hats or jackets.
Speaker 1: I want to say, and Ril was in a full
Speaker 1: velvet rabbit sweatsuit. I think erin O'Malley was two. They
Speaker 1: got the full sweatsuit, which, by the way, I would
Speaker 1: love one of those.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we should. Let's merch.
Speaker 1: Merch. Yes. Also, Christmas is coming up. If you want
Speaker 1: to get me.
Speaker 2: Some I ain't doing it.
Speaker 1: I know your assistant. I'm gonna tell her. Lamore told
Speaker 1: me that he wants Christmas present this year. Could you
Speaker 1: see if you could find the velvet rabbit full sweatsuit
Speaker 1: our own line of communication we should do.
Speaker 2: I oh, you sure do. I've been told That's what
Speaker 2: I've been told. Now, Coach, you know he takes the guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, this conversation, okay, let's go, and.
Speaker 2: He's like, We're gonna I'm gonna confront I'm gonna confront
Speaker 2: this guy, his new boyfriend. And then they pull up
Speaker 2: to they pull up to a police station, the police station,
Speaker 2: which is like what wait what, I'm confused because that
Speaker 2: means Coach lived in La this whole time and he
Speaker 2: never visited them. He was so absorbed in this relationship
Speaker 2: with Malia. But he wants to pull up to a
Speaker 2: police station and beat up a.
Speaker 1: Drunk fight a cop at the at the police station.
Speaker 1: So that man is all his people there.
Speaker 2: Winston says, hey, you uh, you know the joke about
Speaker 2: the four guys walk two white guys, two black guys
Speaker 2: walking through a police station. The white guys walked out. Uh,
Speaker 2: you know, but Coach is drunk, you know, and he's
Speaker 2: trying to get revenge, and Instent' is like, I bet
Speaker 2: I get left with this cab. Fair, I bet, I bet?
Speaker 2: And meanwhile, Schmidt, I love that. I love this little
Speaker 2: light argument they're having where they're hitting each other on
Speaker 2: the back of the carne.
Speaker 1: Saw a moment in your face. It's whatever, Nick then
Speaker 1: says to to or Schmid says to Nick, and then
Speaker 1: Nick reaches over and like slaps him. And I watched
Speaker 1: you like a Lomorne smile creep across your face because
Speaker 1: I'm like, how there is no human person that could
Speaker 1: sit in the middle of that mess when they're in
Speaker 1: there drunk, acting and fighting across from you, take after
Speaker 1: you take and not break every single time that is
Speaker 1: that is like acting Olympics right there, because it's way
Speaker 1: too hard.
Speaker 2: Whenever one of them hits the other, I start laughing immediately.
Speaker 2: I And that one was the funniest because it was
Speaker 2: just like a gentle. Their dancer back and forth had
Speaker 2: me in tears.
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean it's so funny to watch in the
Speaker 1: three shot mm hmmm. Also the way you delivered the
Speaker 1: line lift them one.
Speaker 2: I'll try to I'll try to give away his money,
Speaker 2: funny money. I try to get away, get rid of
Speaker 2: this money, Sonny. Now the guys they sober up because
Speaker 2: they see Coach escalating with the cop right.
Speaker 1: By doing like a bunny hop going. Also, damon, oh.
Speaker 2: My gosh, Now, Jest, she admits that she you know,
Speaker 2: she wants to hurt Nick by having a hot conversation
Speaker 2: with Artie. But you see your mind's Jess, you know
Speaker 2: although Nick may be drinking on a Tuesday, that she
Speaker 2: is also drinking on a Tuesday, and that she is
Speaker 2: a teacher.
Speaker 1: Teacher.
Speaker 2: I love this line where Jess it's like, it's okay,
Speaker 2: they'll be watching a movie anyway.
Speaker 1: Didn't that make you automatically think about how many times
Speaker 1: you watched a movie in school? He automatically, I remember,
Speaker 1: because they used to roll it in thing on top
Speaker 1: that popped the VHS in. Just sitting in a chair
Speaker 1: like reading a book, probably trying to sober up or
Speaker 1: deal with whatever they were actually trying to deal with
Speaker 1: this is a human being. And it would always be
Speaker 1: like some like voice over narrated movie like you. It
Speaker 1: was eighteen sixty eight. She you know, like that some.
Speaker 2: Weird what you were movie. Let me tell you what
Speaker 2: we were watching third grade, maybe fourth third or fourth grade.
Speaker 2: Teacher would roll on TV. We'd watch movies like Boys
Speaker 2: in the Hood.
Speaker 1: You were just like watching real movies like that, educational
Speaker 1: movies like that, a documentary or something.
Speaker 2: We watched a straight up movies. And Boys in the
Speaker 2: Him was wild because Boys in the Hood had like
Speaker 2: violence in it, it had nudity in it. There were
Speaker 2: like straight up sex scenes in this movie.
Speaker 1: In class, it was.
Speaker 2: Like social studies, and she was just like, we're gonna
Speaker 2: watch a movie. And I remember I remember like all
Speaker 2: of us laughing when the sex scene came on because
Speaker 2: it was full on nudity and it was aggressive. And
Speaker 2: I remember us the kids laughing like oh, and the
Speaker 2: teacher going, man, what y'all know about that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: We were like a lot now exactly we know today educated.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, yep.
Speaker 2: Now Nick doesn't have a life plan or a day plan.
Speaker 2: He throws pizza at seagulls. He's been trying to feed them,
Speaker 2: and he's a really great kisser. You know, Jess is
Speaker 2: starting to slowly realize all that she's in her description
Speaker 2: of all the negative things about him, she slowly starts
Speaker 2: to move into the positive things about him, you know
Speaker 2: what I.
Speaker 1: Mean, even the worst things about him she loves and
Speaker 1: finds endearing, which she realizes, Yeah, she loves that bit.
Speaker 1: She loves that. I don't say boy, she loves that boy.
Speaker 2: And uh, you know, we go back to well she
Speaker 2: wants him to leave. She's gonna go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so CEC says sorry, she owns what was really
Speaker 1: going on with her, how she pushed it on Jess,
Speaker 1: that this is like this has gone way out of hand,
Speaker 1: and so she takes ownership also, like a really sweet
Speaker 1: Jess and CC moment. It's again one of those things
Speaker 1: that I feel like this show is always done really well,
Speaker 1: is that they really they keep the female relationships like
Speaker 1: that relationship so honest. Yeah, not in the common like
Speaker 1: they don't do it for a joke, Like they always
Speaker 1: kept that relationship so true where you can be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that was that's just me. I'm going through my thing
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, I've like dragged you into it, almost
Speaker 1: screwed up your good thing because of it. It was
Speaker 1: really sweet and beautiful. One of the things New Girl
Speaker 1: does so so so so well, and so they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, we've seen the truth. And Jess also because
Speaker 1: you love Cecia, is like, that's fine, I get it.
Speaker 1: The problems. Let's just get this like man out the
Speaker 1: house and I'm gonna figure this out with Nick. And
Speaker 1: then Tait Eggs does one of the most yes wild
Speaker 1: choices when he does the leg extension and then the
Speaker 1: flicking of the fake water.
Speaker 2: I was impressed by this. I was impressed by the
Speaker 2: like extension. I'm not gonna lie to you. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do that. My body don't
Speaker 2: My body don't operate that way. Is a broad Way well,
Speaker 2: Tate Diggs is a Broadway performer. He sings, he dances,
Speaker 2: he acts. He's probably taking a lot of our movement classes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So I'm not able to
Speaker 2: do that, but I will work on it. But my
Speaker 2: legs don't make it past like ankle like my foot
Speaker 2: gets about ankle high. That's it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: The guys, you know, like coach. You know, Nick taells
Speaker 2: Coach that they're they're too old for this whole little
Speaker 2: thing that they got going on this night, and this
Speaker 2: isn't for us. And Schmidt admits that he is unhappy
Speaker 2: since moving out, and he blames Nick. And then they
Speaker 2: start fighting in the most.
Speaker 1: Each other each other, even like the cop is now
Speaker 1: just standing there. Now they start to fight each other, yes,
Speaker 1: which is the funniest thing. And they do you gotta
Speaker 1: I have never heard of this before. I mean, it
Speaker 1: makes sense because it's like the Achilles heel, the ultimate
Speaker 1: Achilles heel for a man.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. They fight by flicking each other's penises, which
Speaker 2: is so strange because men don't do that. You could,
Speaker 2: we don't do that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen guys to go like like
Speaker 1: to do something like that, and you can see someone
Speaker 1: like back up, but to chase each other around a
Speaker 1: parking lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just touching each other, hitting each other in the weird.
Speaker 1: It got a little weird, yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Now in the middle of all this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coach steps up. You think he's about to now
Speaker 1: like go after the cop, but he has a moment
Speaker 1: of growth mm hmmm and says like you know what
Speaker 1: now that I'm I ball and I all do. She's
Speaker 1: not coming back to me. She's chosen you, so just
Speaker 1: like take care of her. And you think that that's
Speaker 1: going to be the end of the scene. But then
Speaker 1: the cop is Pella Room very rude.
Speaker 2: He's like, of course I'll take care. But because I'm
Speaker 2: not some loser, I'm like Broul he's up, Doug, He's up.
Speaker 1: That's right, he's up.
Speaker 2: And so they all start making fun of the guy.
Speaker 2: Like then the rest of the cops come running out,
Speaker 2: and then they just bolt in the weirdest the fashions.
Speaker 2: They're running like a four man weave. They're going in
Speaker 2: and now they're going in, and then you just see
Speaker 2: Winston b lines it to the right with with with
Speaker 2: Hussein bolt like speed. I gotta say, I'm quite the runner,
Speaker 2: so fastest. Was the fastest guy in the cast, by
Speaker 2: the way, for sure, it wasn't even close. Wasn't even close.
Speaker 2: Now you come back, like we said, you know, already's
Speaker 2: naked in her bed.
Speaker 1: He's doing the splashing weird thing. And then also implying
Speaker 1: that now like CEC should get involved.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes. In the Brazilian.
Speaker 1: The same as what does that actually mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Atleast just take your tops off and
Speaker 2: say it with me.
Speaker 1: I can't now.
Speaker 2: Nick comes home and you know, she tries to stall,
Speaker 2: fails miserably, but when she's like, I.
Speaker 1: Got this, I'm really good at this. Watch me. I'm
Speaker 1: going to talk to him about some table and he
Speaker 1: just like blows right past her and Jess doesn't have
Speaker 1: time to get already dressed and to make this not
Speaker 1: look terrible. And then I honestly one of the just
Speaker 1: like the best moments, like the best moments I feel
Speaker 1: like between the Nick and Jess relationship where she just like,
Speaker 1: you know, like lets it all like spill out. It's
Speaker 1: not making a lot of sense, but she's just like,
Speaker 1: this is what really happened, and I know this looks
Speaker 1: terrible and I can't imagine how you feel right now,
Speaker 1: and she's just like spiraling. She's like, I just really
Speaker 1: wish you would believe me, and expecting him to like
Speaker 1: rip into her because it looks terrible. There's a naked
Speaker 1: man in your bed, like for real, and he just says,
Speaker 1: I believe you, and then just like has her back,
Speaker 1: and it's just like you gotta go, and it was.
Speaker 1: It's as powerful, I feel like, of a of what
Speaker 1: most of women want in a relationship representation of that
Speaker 1: as was the cooler kiss Like. It was just such
Speaker 1: a like I got you, I know you don't worry
Speaker 1: about it, and I'm gonna take this song without like
Speaker 1: putting her on trial. Such a loving, romantic, powerful moment
Speaker 1: in this series.
Speaker 2: But I agree. He punches the man in the face.
Speaker 1: And you don't you know, but remember he says we're
Speaker 1: not equal. Artie says we're not equal. So you assume
Speaker 1: that Nick's gonna let him get out of bed and
Speaker 1: get dressed so they can have a fair fight. And
Speaker 1: Nick takes it like I'm going to take my clothes
Speaker 1: off and get into bed with you to fight you.
Speaker 1: Is also the greatest comedic turn ever.
Speaker 2: But here's what I'm mad about. You're right, just did nothing,
Speaker 2: and she had the best of intentions, and she strategized
Speaker 2: incorrectly in this evening. However, however, you did put yourself
Speaker 2: into a horrible situation by inviting but yeah, but inviting
Speaker 2: a strange man to your no c He tried to
Speaker 2: get him to leave, and she's like, no, we're coming home.
Speaker 2: He's taking us home. You did this man, and now
Speaker 2: this man has to come and get into a fight
Speaker 2: because of that decision, she didn't have to go to
Speaker 2: the strip club and fight.
Speaker 1: No strip I just have to say, relationships, you got
Speaker 1: to learn some things the hard way. Trust me.
Speaker 2: What if Nick couldn't fight, and then what if Nick
Speaker 2: couldn't fight and he couldn't sucker punch? Now he over
Speaker 2: here getting beat up on top of the whole thing
Speaker 2: in his house by a naked man who's clearly much
Speaker 2: stronger and better looking, and he's getting beat up because
Speaker 2: she was feeling some type out way, like what this
Speaker 2: is what you put You put this man through this?
Speaker 1: He loved her anyway, Yeah, anyway, the sucker punch.
Speaker 2: Was good though, because a cool punch.
Speaker 1: It was a cool punch.
Speaker 2: She did pop him. Anyway, They go and dump him.
Speaker 2: H They addressed him in the strip club merch and
Speaker 2: then they dumb him in the elevator. Then we cut
Speaker 2: to winds to bringing home food from the strip club,
Speaker 2: the deep dish gyrator, uh, the main stage, fish tacos,
Speaker 2: the poor, some for some on me meatballs.
Speaker 1: Sugar on me meatballs, and the best, the best pancake
Speaker 1: name I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Short stack ass clap pancakes. Now, you know at the end,
Speaker 2: Whinston's trying to get his loft makes the chip in
Speaker 2: at least fifty cents on the dollar for the food.
Speaker 2: But obviously ignore him or we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Okay, should we do one mess around question?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let you ask it.
Speaker 1: If you had to do an erotic dance, what song
Speaker 1: would you select?
Speaker 2: The thong song by Cisco I was.
Speaker 1: We Can't Let Go, we Can't let go of It
Speaker 1: from the last episode we did we Can't Let go
Speaker 1: of It. It's also just like, it's a good song
Speaker 1: to dance.
Speaker 2: It's a very catchy song. Either either that or It's
Speaker 2: Getting Hot in Here by Nelly. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those two. One of those. The videos
Speaker 2: were cool. Cisco is running on top of a crowd
Speaker 2: of people. That thought was really hilarious in that video.
Speaker 1: You know what one of my other favorites is, which
Speaker 1: would be fun to dance to the.
Speaker 2: Bottom jeans well floorider, Come on.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's a good one. Everybody would be you
Speaker 1: would be dancing alone?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah, yea, Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: you need.
Speaker 1: You need a good sing along.
Speaker 2: See not up there dancing alone. I can't be like
Speaker 2: I can't just be out there dance by myself strip
Speaker 2: and I need somebody. That's the group strip. Yeah, everybody
Speaker 2: doing it well, folks. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: We love you so so much and we love that
Speaker 2: you allow us to do this for you. So please
Speaker 2: make sure you follow us on ig at the mess
Speaker 2: Around pod or you can send us a voicemail or
Speaker 2: leave us a letter at the mess Around pod at
Speaker 2: gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because sometimes we do loft meetings where we answer
Speaker 1: all of your burning questions if you don't know what
Speaker 1: really like something that didn't make sense in an episode,
Speaker 1: or you notice something and we address it on the
Speaker 1: laft meeting, So make sure you send in a voicemail
Speaker 1: then you can hear your voice all right here on
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: What are we doing next week?
Speaker 1: Anna coming back with three zo eight menu.
Speaker 2: Menus piece That was the mess Around. This has been
Speaker 2: an iHeartMedia production. Our executive producer is Joel Moniche, our
Speaker 2: engineer an editor is Mia Taylor. Edition a production from
Speaker 2: Daniel Goodman Wendy Heisler and Kyle Vron. Our theme song
Speaker 2: was written and composed by Ronald Jukebox Jackson. So We're
Speaker 2: gonna catch you next time. Bye,