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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he

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Speaker 1: wants he wants to talk to my ex. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that, find out what that's all about, and.

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Speaker 2: Just to do what is that?

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, he wants to talk to my ex?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: Right now, it's time for the nephew in today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call?

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Speaker 3: All right, nephew, what you got today?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't get to run this particular

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Speaker 2: prank that often. You know, Uh, We've had words about it.

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Speaker 2: It has been discussed between he and myself several times,

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Speaker 2: and a couple of times I thought he was actually

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Speaker 2: going to hit me, but he did not do that.

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Speaker 2: I think he got pretty close, pretty tight. You know,

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Speaker 2: let's just gonna be real. A lot of folks almost

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Speaker 2: got the ag well behind its. Let's just gon't keep

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Speaker 2: it like it really is. Just just different right here,

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Speaker 2: this around here created a whole lot more than what

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Speaker 2: you think. This is how this is when I decided

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Speaker 2: to prank my uncle, and I brought in some reinforcements

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Speaker 2: because I knew my uncle knew every character, every inflection

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Speaker 2: of my voice.

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Speaker 1: He knew it, so.

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Speaker 2: I knew I had to bring in somebody else to

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Speaker 2: help me do it. Brought somebody in, one of my potonists,

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Speaker 2: who I called Chuck p And man, we put this

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Speaker 2: thing down and we prank Uncle Steve on this right here.

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Speaker 2: He just right here, his neph prank's Uncle. That's what

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Speaker 2: this he is got. Dog, if you would.

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Speaker 5: So, what did you say?

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Speaker 6: I'm saying to you right now that he's turning on everybody.

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Speaker 5: He sent you ain't got nothing to do with me. Man,

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Speaker 5: That ain't my book.

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Speaker 4: That's his damn book.

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Speaker 6: Put him on the phone and I tell him, I

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Speaker 6: ain't stay of Steve.

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Speaker 7: He ain't writing about Shoot.

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Speaker 6: He told on me.

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Speaker 4: He told all my voice.

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Speaker 6: He's tetting on everybody.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 4: His book ain't got none to do with you.

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Speaker 5: Man, No, no, nobody's book.

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Speaker 6: Dude got something to do with me because everything to

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Speaker 6: stay didn't learn if he was growing up from the

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Speaker 6: hood telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He

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Speaker 6: had to go somewhere and sit down.

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Speaker 5: No, No, you gotta did right with your girl.

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Speaker 6: Yes, if he's stolen my girl, he ain't got no

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Speaker 6: business coming in my house in my car telling every

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Speaker 6: damn thing.

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Speaker 4: So hello, Hello, who who is this?

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Speaker 5: Who is it?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, man, this team Harvey? Who is this?

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Speaker 5: This is your team? Man?

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Speaker 6: Listen here man, Okay, I'm gonna find with your nephew.

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Speaker 6: And I'm just saying this to you. Steve, Okay, all up.

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Speaker 5: To your dude.

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Speaker 6: I see you in the front of essence. I see

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Speaker 6: you on the on the family field on your radio show.

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Speaker 6: So why don't you go somewhere and sit out and

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Speaker 6: quit telling on everybody what I mean? If I'm everything, Steve,

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Speaker 6: I'm riding in the car with my family. I gotta

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Speaker 6: turn my radio house because you telling game. We grow

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Speaker 6: up sticking together. If I run in the middle game

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Speaker 6: to make my ends, meeting whatever it is, that's my business.

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Speaker 6: You ain't gonna running on me.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold old woman. First of all, I don't

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Speaker 4: know who you are.

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Speaker 6: I know you do, but I know who you are,

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Speaker 6: and we listen to the show.

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Speaker 4: Her first thing You're gonna do, though, back up a

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Speaker 4: little bit dull, because you're talking to me class.

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Speaker 6: And Steve, ain't nobody scared of you because you got.

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Speaker 4: Money on sain't got nothing to do with no money.

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Speaker 4: And I ain't gonna be too many. Listen wit a minute.

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Speaker 6: I'll just enjoy your life. You find the perfect white No, you,

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Speaker 6: you found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 4: God bless Hold up, don't put God in this. Leave

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Speaker 4: God out of this because you ain't calling from the

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Speaker 4: God ain't gonna see people kill me with that part

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Speaker 4: right there, God bless you. Don't throw God. You don't

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Speaker 4: want God bless me because you're talking too crazy to me.

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Speaker 4: That's for starters right there. But since you talking crazy

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Speaker 4: to me, let me turn you onto something you want

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Speaker 4: that running game. That's your problem.

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Speaker 5: Run your game.

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Speaker 4: You can't get mad at me because I'm doing what

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Speaker 4: I do. Man, y'all kill me. You out there doing

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Speaker 4: what you want to do, like you all in this

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Speaker 4: white here. Then you coming to me because I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to empower somebody. I don't give a damn about you. Man,

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Speaker 4: see on how you want to feel about me. But

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Speaker 4: what you ain't gonna do, though, is talk to me

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Speaker 4: like you play. Because I ain't plaiting minute.

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Speaker 6: Steven, Let's make the player fist say. Okay, you got

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Speaker 6: the airways, you got the microphone, you got the ability

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Speaker 6: to touch a lot of people, okay, and you're just

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Speaker 6: telling you're gonna walking talking them.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, hold up. This ain't got nothing to do

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Speaker 4: with the airways. This ain't got nothing to do with

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Speaker 4: the media. This just me and you talking. I talk

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Speaker 4: to you personally, personally, Me and you can talk anything,

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Speaker 4: not on.

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Speaker 5: Talk this evening.

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Speaker 4: I don't like me in there this call you talking

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Speaker 4: all this yet seeous people like you? Man, dog, You

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Speaker 4: know why I wrote a book in the first place,

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Speaker 4: because you're always somewhere trying to act like you something

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Speaker 4: that you in Now you got the sauce on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Now you're trying to mention about money into me. This

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Speaker 4: just me and you, just two men talking, not what

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Speaker 6: And if it's two men men talking, then from one

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Speaker 6: man to another, watch you just go somewhere and sit down.

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Speaker 4: But tell it, first of all, I ain't even got

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Speaker 4: to sit down. You already doing nothing as it is.

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Speaker 7: She was swoon.

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Speaker 4: Did somebody go out and do something, try to do

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Speaker 4: something positive? You got some more shaking, big shimmy wab

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Speaker 4: like you sitting up in here, man, wanting to go

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Speaker 4: to sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down, No,

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Speaker 4: damn well, you can mince me with that. I say

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Speaker 4: what I want to say, And how are you anyway?

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Speaker 4: You ain't even doing nothing?

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Speaker 6: Don't want tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell

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Speaker 6: you what I am doing. I'm trying to do something.

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Speaker 5: And every time I.

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Speaker 6: Take a step, you take two steps.

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Speaker 4: I can't long hand hand hold man, when it came hey,

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Speaker 4: y'all kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something?

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Speaker 4: You lota feel me?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 4: With that on you trying to do something? Why don't

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Speaker 4: you do something though you're sitting up in here talking

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Speaker 4: to me about what you trying. You try to sell

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Speaker 4: in that same thing to your people. You trying when

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Speaker 4: at even tied me in trying stuff? When you gonna

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Speaker 4: do something, I'm.

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Speaker 6: Doing something right now. Stay now you're talking to me

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Speaker 6: on the problem.

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Speaker 4: You canna be improving your relationship with your girl who

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Speaker 4: ever you're trying to get it together. But you're on

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Speaker 4: the phone with me complaining because I done wrote a book. Man,

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Speaker 4: don't read the damn books. You probably ain't read it,

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Speaker 4: no way, and don't watch the TV show. You probably

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Speaker 6: To pay to build no how I look, wait a minute,

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Speaker 6: though you don't know nothing about me. Okay, you don't

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Speaker 6: know nothing about my finances. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: I don't watch your finances. That's about you as a man.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 4: You know what y'all came here. What y'all do to

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Speaker 4: me there? What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking

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Speaker 4: to me on an email somewhere. You're always on the

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Speaker 4: blog talking about me.

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Speaker 5: You don't even know me.

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Speaker 4: Then when you're giving me face to face, you want

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Speaker 4: to bring up money. This contests. Haven't got nothing to do

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Speaker 4: about money. I ain't brought the money one time. It's

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Speaker 4: about man hood. Now, why don't you do that right there?

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Speaker 6: Wait a minute enough, Steve, it ain't about money now

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Speaker 6: cause you're got it. Okay, cut your guy. When you

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Speaker 6: wasn't broke, I bet that wasn't you.

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Speaker 4: I want to just what tho hen, Just what the

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Speaker 4: wh I was broke? Though I was working. I wasn't

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Speaker 4: sitting on the phone crying to some other man. By

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Speaker 4: what he making me feel with my wife? Yeah, at

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Speaker 4: that time I take a step forward, you got me

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Speaker 4: taking two step by. That's why you ain't taking a step.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you something because you got Frank.

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Speaker 5: I'm just break.

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Speaker 6: I just.

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Speaker 7: Uncle, that's very pry. Oh god, oh.

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Speaker 5: God, I tot them call you back me man, you

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Speaker 5: did good though, you did good.

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Speaker 4: Birthday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you really want to do other things because when

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Speaker 2: I'm talking to ignorant people are trying not to let

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Speaker 2: them bring me down on their level.

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Speaker 4: No, I have a level.

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Speaker 3: That's way way lord. Man, it's a classic though. It's glassy.

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Speaker 1: You go, we're cracking.

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Speaker 3: Ankles the bottom.

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Speaker 6: Come on, I.

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Speaker 2: Tear the skin off the bottom of your feet. Party

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Speaker 2: they know how Yoda, nep You're coming to the Funny

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Speaker 2: Bowl in twenty six and twenty seven. That is Friday

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Speaker 2: and Saturday, twenty six, twenty seven. Then Nephew come to

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Speaker 2: town take its own sale right now?

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Speaker 1: All right, Nephew, thank you. Coming up next, Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is who wants to talk to my ex?

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Stave

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.