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Speaker 1: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on

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Speaker 1: now dig me or one and only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 1: what else? Tears they are told me to tell you.

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Speaker 1: Do you want that? You're gonna tend me whatever kids

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you you started telling us about this woman.

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Speaker 1: I met this girl and in college. Lord, she was fine,

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Speaker 1: But she was so fine. I just said, well, man,

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Speaker 1: have win in there. I'm sitting down on the couch.

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Speaker 1: We're watching TV, my stomach turning. I can hear so,

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Speaker 1: I said, Can I go to the bathroom? She said second, Oh,

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Speaker 1: on the left. I go in there, and Lord have

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Speaker 1: mercy the walls of Gibraltar, the walls. Idn't grabbed the

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Speaker 1: tie rack in front of me to just try to

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Speaker 1: hang on. I'm twisting the guest tile in my head

427
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Speaker 1: like I'm ringing it out. I didn't knock the toilet

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Speaker 1: tissue holder off the wall screws out everything. I hadn't

429
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Speaker 1: kicked over the trash. Can you can hear this? Right?

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Speaker 1: I don't get through. Wasn't feeling what I was feeling.

431
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: But I'm using the bathroom so much that is alarming

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Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, I've actually put mo in there that

433
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Speaker 1: I've ever put in there in my life. Prior to

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Speaker 1: I think we got I didn't know what. Don't stop

435
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Speaker 1: my story shooting. This is for junior time talking about

436
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Speaker 1: So I'm feeling the bowl up, so finally I'm done,

437
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Speaker 1: to my relief, but I'm sweating though I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: I'm in my shirt wide. I hadn't put my whole shirt,

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Speaker 1: it's wide. I had hung my past up on the

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Speaker 1: back of the joke because I used a bathroom like

441
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Speaker 1: my daddy always hated my pants and drawls up on

442
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Speaker 1: the back of the Yeah, you don't ever use the bathroom.

443
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Speaker 1: But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open

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Speaker 1: it up because it's hot. I got just just water

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Speaker 1: come down out the front. So I stand up and

446
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Speaker 1: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.

447
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound

448
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: that all I hear is to swirl it. And I

449
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: turned around and there rise. I'm asking God not to

450
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Speaker 1: do this to me today. I'm asking God, don't not today, Lord,

451
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Speaker 1: not in here. We have to have a part three.

452
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Speaker 1: This ain't the time for it. Lord, stop the swirl

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Speaker 1: from rising. Father, God, never give me now, old God,

454
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Speaker 1: we have to go to miss Anne. So I will.

455
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Speaker 1: But Jesus fill it in stoming good part too. Right

456
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Speaker 1: after this, Uh, I'm gonna let miss and just going

457
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Speaker 1: to it today. These are the news facts with miss Anne. Okay,

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Speaker 1: after that, okay, whatever, I can't wait to hear the

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Speaker 1: balance of that story. Anyway, I've got some stories for

460
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Speaker 1: you everybody. This is answered with the news the Trump

461
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Speaker 1: administration has now started the biggest trade war in history.

462
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Speaker 1: As a midnight the US has slap tariffs on UH

463
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Speaker 1: thirty four billion dollars of Chinese goes with the Chinese.

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Speaker 1: You're not sitting around doing nothing, Shines responded with equivalent

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Speaker 1: tariffs on US products. Are also apparently making things difficult

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Speaker 1: once they get to China to get through customs. Deputy

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Speaker 1: Environmental Protection Agency administrated and Wheelers taken over as acting

468
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Speaker 1: head of the e p A on Monday that in

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Speaker 1: the wake Up in Battle, Chief Scott prue It's resignation

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Speaker 1: who it leaves him at a growing list of ethical elapses,

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Speaker 1: a ledge and anyway. During prue It's time on the job,

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Speaker 1: he be and unraveling scores of Obama era environmental protections.

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Speaker 1: The former Oklahoma Attorney General leaves office subject of no

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Speaker 1: less than fourteen separate federal probes. They say that he

475
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Speaker 1: allegedly rented a room from a lobbyist well below market

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Speaker 1: raid he had EPA workers trying to get his wife

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Speaker 1: a job. He already was determined to have violated spending

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Speaker 1: laws by the government Accountability of Office. He purchased a

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Speaker 1: forty three thousand dollars soundproof phone book for his phone

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Speaker 1: boot for his office. The Satn Island woman who climbed

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Speaker 1: up the Statue of Liberty on July four has been

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Speaker 1: charged with with her trespassing, interfering with the government agency,

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Speaker 1: and disorderly conduct. To Read's Patricia Okumu played not guilty yesterday,

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Speaker 1: It's already say, climbed the base of Lady Liberty statue,

485
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Speaker 1: waved a T shirt that said rise and resist Trump

486
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Speaker 1: Care makes us sick. She told supporters she was taking

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Speaker 1: her queue from former First Lady Michelle Obama. When they go,

488
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: we go high, and I went as high as that.

489
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Speaker 1: She was released without bail. It's happened again, this time

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Speaker 1: in Oregon. A black state represent and it says some

491
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Speaker 1: woman called the police on her as she was merely

492
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Speaker 1: engaged in door to door political campaigning in her own district.

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Speaker 1: Democratic Representative Jane L. Bind Him says she commended the

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Speaker 1: white cop who arrived for his professionalism and asked to

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Speaker 1: see the woman who called the costs, but she refused

496
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Speaker 1: to show her face. Bloody Conservative actor James Woods is

497
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Speaker 1: claiming that his theatrical agent has officially dropped him it

498
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Speaker 1: doesn't want to work with him anymore. In July four

499
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Speaker 1: because of his right wing views and supporter Donald Trump,

500
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Speaker 1: the agent dropped him via Twitter. Wood's posted the message,

501
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Speaker 1: which read, in part, it's the fourth of July. I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling patriotic, so I don't want to represent you anymore.

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Speaker 1: Who's calls this now? Former talent agent a political liberal. Finally,

504
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Speaker 1: Today's International Kissing Day. But you know, by the way,

505
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Speaker 1: a new survey shows that fourteen percent of us let

506
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Speaker 1: our pets kiss us in the mouth, and two percents

507
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Speaker 1: say they've never been kissed. We'll be back and for entertainment,

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Speaker 1: today's turn the topics. Twenty minutes after the hour on

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve

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00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Here we are, Steve out back, just catch up.

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Speaker 1: I'm over this fine girl house stomach tow up the

512
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Speaker 1: eight creo food seventeen. Should have went home to use

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Set fine. Now I'm in here using the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and all held and broke lusive. I'm in here

515
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Speaker 1: neck it, sitting on the corner, just my shirt on.

516
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Speaker 1: Because I like to ship wine. I like to be

517
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Speaker 1: open and free, and I need it because I had

518
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Speaker 1: to brace myself a couple of times. But she never

519
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Speaker 1: came in there. Not yet she coming, that's coming in

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Speaker 1: the store. So I'm get up. I finally get through,

521
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: but I've noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls

522
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Speaker 1: and ever, so I'm a little bit concerned with them

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Speaker 1: ship volume. So I flushed the toilet as I'm putting

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Speaker 1: my pants back up on me, and I'm waiting to

525
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Speaker 1: hear that. But I don't hear it, and I looked back,

526
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Speaker 1: just going in a slow circle. So I go in.

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Speaker 1: I go to my heavenly fa he father dog, Now Lord,

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Speaker 1: stop this rising time. Wow, somebound don't let this swirl

529
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Speaker 1: get up by the top. But he didn't hear me

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Speaker 1: that day. I guess it wasn't less. Next thing I know,

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Speaker 1: it's at the very top of the tarlet. Oh my god,

532
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Speaker 1: and it's about to flow over. So now I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do. So I looked down and it's

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Speaker 1: a trash can. So I dipped the trash can down

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Speaker 1: in it, and I got a trash can full of

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Speaker 1: it here. So I pulled a shower curtin back and

537
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Speaker 1: throw it in the bath too, when here comes some

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Speaker 1: more come. So I had to take another trash can

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Speaker 1: full of it and throw another trash can in the bath.

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Speaker 1: And here comes some damn more. So now I realized

541
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Speaker 1: they call it is broke. They backed up and it

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Speaker 1: started going back down. Did I say, I gotta get

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Speaker 1: some water and put it in here. So I started

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Speaker 1: running water in the trash can to pour down there

545
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Speaker 1: and make the water go clean. So I finally did that,

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Speaker 1: and I said, thank you Lord. And I looked over

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Speaker 1: and the damn bath tub right shower, this trap I

548
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Speaker 1: look up, it's on the wall. It's on the water.

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Speaker 1: For part four, this is this is R. Kelly's in

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Speaker 1: the closet, and this is Steve Hollis in the bathroom.

551
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Speaker 1: Trapped parts folks coming upright, trapped in the broth apart

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Speaker 1: folk gets on the walls, the shower curtain and the

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Speaker 1: bathtub is shot. You're listening, Steve, Steve trapped in the bath. Yeah.

554
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Speaker 1: I didn't bail about three buckets trash hands a pure mess,

555
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Speaker 1: then thrown it in the shower. So when I get

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Speaker 1: all of the water back in the tarlet where I

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Speaker 1: got it, sometime in the water clean, I said Okay,

558
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: I look over. The damn bathtub is striped. So now

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Speaker 1: I cut skise people shower on and I'm washing down

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Speaker 1: the walls, the shower curtain with the shower. The girl

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Speaker 1: comes up to the girl because I've been in here

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Speaker 1: now about for the five minutes time. So she said,

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Speaker 1: you came down everything fast. She said, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: something wrong. Now get away from the house. So I'm

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Speaker 1: in there's this too late. But I noticed they got

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Speaker 1: a candle in the bath food. I light it. I

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Speaker 1: light the candle, start striking matches and running tap water.

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Speaker 1: For my mom always told me strike some matches and

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Speaker 1: run some tap water and to help you get rid

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Speaker 1: of older. So I've been there. But now I'm washing

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Speaker 1: down a shower, curtains, walls, the bathtub, getting up stuff

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Speaker 1: off the float. I'm here now. Now you probably saying, Steve,

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Speaker 1: what is you washing it down with? Yeah? What paper?

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Speaker 1: Ties in? Now? But that tie rack that I had

575
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Speaker 1: grabbed when I first sat down and was twisting it

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Speaker 1: the guest house, the pretty ones with the lace in

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Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, that's when I washed it down. Not

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Speaker 1: my good towel. That is tile is brown because I

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Speaker 1: can't risk it all because it wasn't when it started.

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Speaker 1: That was paink this is awful that tows is running.

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Speaker 1: I don't wash all the walls down. Everything I'm in

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Speaker 1: that sweat has been on a construction site. So I've

583
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 1: been in that total about damn near hour. So I

584
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: pulled fasten my clothes. I look at the bathroom. I

585
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Speaker 1: got everything up, but I got this big nasty ass

586
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Speaker 1: tie and I don't know what to do with it.

587
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: So I take it, put it in the waste paper

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Speaker 1: can that I've been bailing with, and stuck all that

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Speaker 1: under the sink. I figured this ain't gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: No how Yeah, but at least when they come in here,

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Speaker 1: there's gonna take a moment. And because I know when

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Speaker 1: you're going there, you're gonna have to say what they're

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Speaker 1: here happy? Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain

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Speaker 1: was of none of that. Now I got I look,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking I got everything off. So I walked down

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Speaker 1: the hallway. She's sitting on the couch with the attitude

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00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: of folded did She looked at me and she said,

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Speaker 1: why are you betting that so long? I had a

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Speaker 1: little accident. Then she said, oh my god, look at you.

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Speaker 1: What was I didn't realize when I was bailing all

601
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Speaker 1: that mess into the shower it was splashing on my

602
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: past below my knee. I ain't had time to look

603
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: at this because I'm busy cleaning up their damn house.

604
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: Now I looked down, it's just specks, the splash marks

605
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: from my knee down my pass was. I looked at huh.

606
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 1: She looked at me and she said, oh my god,

607
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: look at you. What have you been doing. I looked

608
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: at her, said, you ain't got talk to me like that,

609
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 1: and walked up. When he got in my car, had

610
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: to ride home with all my wonders. Dadd spank, I

611
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: smells sitting in that car. Coming up, it's the nephew

612
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: with a prank phone call for today. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. Alright, coming up,

614
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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with one of his fabulous, insightful,

615
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Speaker 1: wonderful pranks. Alright for what you got for us today?

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Speaker 1: What you got you heard? I'm just just going out

617
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Speaker 1: to a partner mine. I call it Jack Yates. But

618
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Speaker 1: this is the title of this is called Chicken for

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Speaker 1: the Repass. Yeah, this is a part of mind Jack, Yeah,

620
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: I call it. I called Jack Yates, chicking for the

621
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Speaker 1: repays the whole time, right quick, the Matthew got it

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Speaker 1: for you. Oh hey yeah, pies up, man, get them

623
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Speaker 1: up for the burn man? Hello five? What up? Hello? Yes, sir, yeah,

624
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Speaker 1: thank you for col Hey. Hey, I'm trying to get

625
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Speaker 1: an order. Man, we just got to with the funeral.

626
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to take some chicken over to the three

627
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Speaker 1: pass where the family at Man. All right, man, well,

628
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Speaker 1: well how much of ni Okay? I know I'm gonna

629
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Speaker 1: need probably like a hundred and twenty five pieces of chicken.

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Speaker 1: Do allong? That takes the cook? Uh? Man, we're not

631
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Speaker 1: ready right now. Man. It takes probably leaf for like,

632
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: uh like thirty forty five minutes. Bro kind of busy, Okay,

633
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: I need a hundred twenty five pieces man, But listen,

634
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm what kind of um you know, I'm trying to

635
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: make sure we're good to know, you know, how to heal.

636
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: Now somebody pays, so we're trying to make sure we

637
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: got enough food at the house. Man. Yeah, So what

638
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: kind of size you got? Manna, I want to try

639
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: to get large family sizes on. I got potato salad

640
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we have French fries, potato salad, greens and

641
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: macaroni and cheese, you know the normal stuff. I'm much

642
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 1: you need to be to that. Let me get like

643
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: two or all of them, you know what I'm saying,

644
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: two of each that ought to be gonna give me

645
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 1: four of them greens though, because I know they're gonna

646
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: want them greens. Yeah, family size on everything, man, two

647
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: of each, but give me four green alright. Okay, Now

648
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 1: give me some rolls, man, at least at least twenty

649
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: rolls to go with that. All right, you need anything else,

650
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: make sure I got a big thing for fries. Man.

651
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: You know the kids like them fries. Let me get

652
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: a big thing of fries. You want a lot of

653
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: food man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna come get it. Though.

654
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes so you said how long you before I

655
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: need to be there? Uh? Probably thirty five? You know,

656
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: give us give us about forty five minutes before to

657
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: be ready. All right, what's her name? But they robbed Robert?

658
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: All right, you got a phone, am, I could reach

659
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: zero four U eight, Okay, I got you. Okay, so

660
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: you got a hunder twenty five is gonna be mixed, right, yeah,

661
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: white and okay? That we did you wanted? Did you

662
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 1: want to fight there? Or my the mix? How you

663
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: doing to? You know what separated? Man? What of the

664
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: miles and one boxes? And then you got the spice

665
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: in the other boxes? So you know, we'll know so

666
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: the kids don't get home to all right, man, can

667
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,959
Speaker 1: you take his order? I'm on the phone, take his orders?

668
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: All right? I got what's my total on that? Man?

669
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: So I got you know, because I ain't been paid

670
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: for all this by myself. I got everybody pitching in

671
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: on this. Uh. I don't let me get to the

672
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: resistory quick and um it's gonna be two h eight

673
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: seventy five dob okay two always five thirty minutes. I'

674
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: gonna start coming that way. What's your name't dog? My

675
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: name is Wayne? All right, Wayne, I'm gonna ask for you,

676
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: but I'll be there about forty minutes. Man, all right?

677
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think the Robert. This is Rob Hey,

678
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: what's up? Man? This Wayne Chicken? Man. I was just calling.

679
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: Let you know, we send this a little bit earlier

680
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: in your your last fatter tickets. We just dropped it. Okay,

681
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh man, I'm going to call you a

682
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 1: few minutes ago. Dog, Hey listen, Uh you cook all thettle? Yeah? Man,

683
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: you wanted a hundreds and twenty five pizzas mixed pike,

684
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: kick and miles with four large size of each thing.

685
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,400
Speaker 1: Uh five lord side of fries. Yeah, I cook to

686
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: all that for you. Gotta ready, Okay, check is out, Dob.

687
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: I've been talking to everybody, man. You know what, Man,

688
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna need by ten pizzas. Die. I don't

689
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: really need the rest of that. Excuse me, I just

690
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 1: need ten pieceas dog, I'll talk to everybody. Man. Everybody

691
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: went bother some day. They want to Hamburger. So I'm

692
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: just gonna need ten pizza of that chick. Uh, bro, Man,

693
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: we already cooked all the chicken. Man, I got a

694
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: hundred of twenty five pieces, But you don't come by

695
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: the I'm in trouble. Man. You mean you don't need

696
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: ten pieces. I don't need ten pizza, doll. You know

697
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't need all that. I don't want to find

698
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: nothing I don't need. I just need ten pizzas. Man, Bro,

699
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna come by this sicker man. It's we just

700
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: sit here. It's only meat and want us to do it.

701
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: We're working on and you're gonna go get this sicken.

702
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: He God, I'm not gonna buy no chicken. I don't want, man,

703
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that, dob. I mean, you know,

704
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm doing this for a breathing family, man. So you know,

705
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: like I say, you're gonna take ten pizza body and

706
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: drop that all. Man, But you know I don't need

707
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 1: that whole hunting at twenty five or whatever. Robert, yea

708
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: better be on the way to come to get this

709
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: chicken or it's gonna be some I cooked allaray, Man,

710
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Man? My man to

711
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: find out about? But I'm getting fine. Okay, don you

712
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: ain't got nobody else there's gonna buy some chicken today, thought,

713
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 1: Who the hell is gonna come up here and buy

714
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty five pieces of chicken? Jail called

715
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 1: back tobody. You don't want hive, You only want a

716
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: ten team manage. You're gonna be get it. It's gonna

717
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: be so hello, Dow, I just need ten pieces, man, Man.

718
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: I took up all the chicken from your organized and

719
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 1: every time. Okay, dog, we'll listen to me. Won't you

720
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: just sell a little by little today, Just sell a

721
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: little by little man. There's no way. Hell man, you

722
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: don't have the time for this. But I'm not about something.

723
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: All this chicken, man, and put it back up. Bro

724
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: y'all better come get this chicken on. It's gonna be

725
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: tell you that, man. I don't give a man. I

726
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: would call every funeral home around find out who died,

727
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: and I will come find door. Robert, you're gonna come

728
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: up here and get this chicken. Hey, man, I'm not

729
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: gonna buy no chicken. I don't want, man, I want

730
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: ten pieces, that's it. No, No, you want a hundred

731
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: and twenty five pieces of chicken, because that's what the

732
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: hell you called to tell me that you want. And

733
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: then who you think you're talking to, I'm talking to you.

734
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 1: I'm talking that's about to come up to at bottle

735
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: ticking a hundred twenty five pizzas of us. That's talking

736
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: to So bring it, bring it. Two hundred eight dollars

737
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: and fifty Fox said, hey, come by the n rob man,

738
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: he needs come and get this chicken. Mince man. Magic

739
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: gonna start that if he comes up here and we

740
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: all five bron don't get this chicken right now? You're

741
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 1: gonna get this chicken? Hold on, hold on, hold on,

742
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, Robert, who you think you're talking about? Woman,

743
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I told you I'm talking to

744
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 1: them that's gonna come up here and get this chicken.

745
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 1: He's gonna bring too much and eight dollars or you're

746
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: gonna come up here and get ten pieces of chicken.

747
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,239
Speaker 1: Hits up to you. But either way, coming up here,

748
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: what you wanna do? I'm gonna seeing somebody else up

749
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: there to get a chicken. Man, Okay, you're gonna stand

750
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: up here, Tommy come to get a chicken? Tell me who?

751
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 1: What's his name? Enough? You gotta get all our information. Careful.

752
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: What's his name? Tomm Me man, nephew Tommy from the

753
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Moore on the show. What the hell you

754
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: just say to me? Why ain't it the nephew Tommy

755
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey More? Man? This is something man,

756
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: he's about to have somebody. Yeah, what bro what who

757
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: want to do with all the chicken? Though? Wayne, your

758
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: cousin man? You got coming? According uh that dirty y'all

759
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: cook all that chicken? Man? Then we cooked the bottlet ticket. Bro,

760
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: Hey Wayne, this is what I'm doing man on behalf

761
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: and neph you Timmy. I'm gonna give you my credit

762
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: card and we're gonna doumb their chicken all day. Man,

763
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: you see some homeless people or whatever. You just passed

764
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: our chicken and we're gonna get to pay for right now. Yeah,

765
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: I can't trust that. Y'all got me para or I'm

766
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: about to ring right now? Hey Wayne, one more thing, man,

767
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

768
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: in the lane? Man, Steve Avery? More crazy for to say?

769
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: Cooked all that chicken. We're gonna give it to the

770
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: homeless back. We're good stupid pranks best yeah, best ever seen?

771
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: What about did you hear about him? In a minute?

772
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: What's wrong Frank anything? God? Oh? Well me? Who wasn't

773
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 1: going mountain man? Please stop acting surprise. You didn't know either.

774
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: He was in the dark as well. I heard him

775
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: saying I don't really see myself being there. I took

776
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: it for a bike ride that day, showed him that

777
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: one day he could live in the hood in his

778
00:51:54,520 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: own Yeah, yeah, that was my You can own his

779
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 1: corn on this lot. Been here for fifty year. Live here,

780
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: miss Johnson, Livia, thank God for Jesus. All right, okay,

781
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: coming up next, it's this Strawberry Letter. You're listening to

782
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for

783
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you are in a situation

784
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: and you need some advice, please submit your letter to

785
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M dot com. That's Steve Harvey, f

786
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: M dot com. We could read your letter on the air, nephew.

787
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: Let's go buckle up and hold down, Todd, we got

788
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: it for you here, cowberry, lad, that's the brother right there.

789
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: All right, subject, let's get it started. Dear Stephen Shirley,

790
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: I am I am darn near fifty years old. And

791
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: my okay, you're not gonna stop. You're gonna stop doing

792
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: that with these last just like the cuss Okay, just

793
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: they it's not you, custod is what they see. I

794
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: am darnire fifty years old. And my wife let me,

795
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: were you watching CNN when Donald Trump made the s

796
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: whole comment about Haiti and Africa. Every comment taken upon

797
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:31,280
Speaker 1: themselves to take an advantage of that situation because it's journalism. Yeah, alright,

798
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: and start being a professional journalist. I am i am

799
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: darnire fifty years old and my wife is forty. We've

800
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: been married for almost ten years and have two children,

801
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: both under the age of five. I want to make

802
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: sure you all have the details. First of all, I

803
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: love my wife, but it's an all caps b ut

804
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: all caps. But here is the problem. If I want

805
00:53:56,040 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: some cookie, I have to initiate it then of the time.

806
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: Sometimes she will, but it is rare to me, rare

807
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 1: for me. I don't want to feel like I am

808
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: forcing her to do something she doesn't want to do. However,

809
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,919
Speaker 1: I think we're both young enough to have the time

810
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: of our lives. I have often gone to bed frustrated

811
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: with the lack of cookie in our life. I have

812
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: gone to bed naked. I've purchased her sex sexy lingerie,

813
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: which she does not wear. I have even told her

814
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: that sometimes she can initiate the sex, but nothing changes.

815
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: I think she doesn't feel confident in her bedroom skills.

816
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: But this leaves me frustrated too often or thinking I

817
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: am just horrible in bed. She acts like I am

818
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: the best in the world when we do engage, but

819
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: why doesn't she initiated more often I feel like she

820
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: should come and talk to me and tell me I

821
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,439
Speaker 1: am not as good in bed as I think I am.

822
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 1: I have never cheated on my wife and I have

823
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: no plans to. But I can't keep going to sleep

824
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 1: sexually Frustrated? What else can I do to have her

825
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: make the first move? Or am I stuck making the

826
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: first move forever? Please help? Um? Well, I mean you

827
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: might have to you you might have to. I mean,

828
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: if you want it, you have to go after what

829
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 1: you want. You've talked to her about it. Uh, you

830
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: do it of the time. That five percent of the time.

831
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: Maybe that's all you'll have for now. Maybe she is

832
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,439
Speaker 1: uncomfortable uh sexually and maybe you have to keep going

833
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: until she gets more comfortable, or you know, maybe she'll

834
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: never get more comfortable. Maybe it was the way she

835
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: was raised. You never know unless you, guys, do have

836
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: some honest communication about your you know, uh sexual life

837
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: or lack thereof. So you're gonna have to talk to her.

838
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you want these changes, um, but

839
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 1: you it's your wife. You guys are married. You can talk,

840
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: you can communicate, You can tell her what you like

841
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: and what you don't like. Uh. You can keep starting

842
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: it and starting it. You want to feel like she

843
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: finds you attractive too, But when you do, she's cool

844
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: with it. You said, she acts like you're the best

845
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: in the world. So you know, maybe you guys are

846
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,919
Speaker 1: going to have to compromise and come to some sort

847
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: of agreement right there, meet in the middle somewhere. But

848
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: talking and communicating is first. I would say, Steve, well, well, well, well, well,

849
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 1: because here we go. Yeah, yeah, the married man's plight. Yeah,

850
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: let's talk about this for a minute. He fifty. She foughting.

851
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: Is that what he's saying? He damned their fifty his

852
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 1: wife foughty. They've been married ten years. They got two kids,

853
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: both the age of under the age of five senior,

854
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: he say, I want to make sure you have all

855
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 1: the details. Well, sir, right now, I need to make

856
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: sure you got all the details too, because see, two

857
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 1: kids under five ain't nothing sexy about that. Kids is

858
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: mood killers, Kids is buzz killers, Kids is blockers. Kids

859
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 1: is in the way. Kids create interference. That's what kids is.

860
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: So now that you wanted us to have the details,

861
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw that at you. Now you say,

862
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 1: first you love my life, wife but here's the problem.

863
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: If I want some cookie, I gotta initiate the time.

864
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: I would venture to say, I would just venture to

865
00:57:54,120 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: say that that's ninety of the marital situation today. I

866
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: would venture to say. I could be wrong, but that's

867
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: just an opinion of mine. I think in a marriage,

868
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: once them kids is here, that is usually the man

869
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 1: that's trying to initiate ninety of the time in nine manages,

870
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 1: not as that other thing that's some woman listening to Uh,

871
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 1: I can't keep my hands off. Well, we're not mad

872
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: to you, and you ain't in this letter. I'm glad

873
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: you exist, but I ain't got time to go find

874
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: nobody else. I got jobs, I got a legacy I'm

875
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: working on. In a family, I'm trying to maintain that

876
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: hoole together. So now sometimes she will, but it's rare

877
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: for me. I don't want to feel like I'm forcing

878
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 1: her to do something she don't want to do. However,

879
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: I think we're both young enough to have the time

880
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: of our lives. I've often gone to bed frustrated with

881
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 1: the lack of cookie in our life. I have gone

882
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: to bed naked. That ain't nothing for me. I'm in

883
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: that naked and night. I go to bed naked because

884
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: I can't afford to having stuff getting twisted and wrapped

885
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: up on me. I got immovable objects that's rare and

886
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 1: can't get tugged and tossed on it. But I sleep

887
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: naked just in case, Just in case. Be ready, stay ready.

888
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: I have purchased her sexy lingerate what she does not wear.

889
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: I've told her that sometimes she can initiate sex, but

890
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 1: nothing changes. I think she doesn't feel confident in her

891
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: bedroom skills. Dog, it's them damn kids. Them kids is

892
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:54,479
Speaker 1: wearing her hands out. You got two kids under five? Dog,

893
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 1: you got to understand these kids is wearing this po

894
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: woman out. She ain't got time for you. All right, Steve,

895
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't this damn dog out our house. We just

896
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 1: bought up in here. How about that personal now, I'm sorry.

897
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: Coming after that, we'll be right. You're listening Steve Harvey

898
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's get to

899
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: it part two of your man right here. He fitted

900
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: his wife forty. They got two kids under five, and

901
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: he frustrated because he's going to bed naked because she

902
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: won't initiate sex. He got initiated the town. Now, before

903
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: I left, what I tried to point out to the man,

904
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: what you tried to tell us at the beginning of

905
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: the letter. What so we have all the fact that

906
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: they have two kids under five. It's them damn kids,

907
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: them kids. It's wearing this woman out, the kids of

908
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: something else. I'll give you an example. When the grandkids

909
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: come over our house. There ain't even our kids no more.

910
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: I got rid of all out him. I thought they

911
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: was gone. But now when they come back, they bring

912
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: more people with them. They called brad kids. They sleep

913
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: in the bed with us, which kills my sleeping naked.

914
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: Can't sleep naked with a grand baby in the bad

915
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 1: Them kids is moved killers. They block us. Them kids

916
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: is actually birth control. Maybe your wife ain't so and

917
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: and see to get up on you cause she don't

918
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: want no more kids. That could be she threw with

919
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: deep kids. She got these two babies under five, you

920
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: laying over here naked. She set up in here man.

921
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: Then Jeff put them to sleep. She tried to get

922
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: some rest because she got to go dem these kids.

923
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: That could be it. Man, I would venture to say

924
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: that that's probably it. Now, what are you you would

925
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: like for her? To initiate this a little bit more.

926
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen. That's all he wants. I mean,

927
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 1: you know what, Look, we would all like five girl

928
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: to be a little bit more forced for hey baby,

929
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:15,840
Speaker 1: you know. But for the most part in the man

930
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: just usually the man that's initiated. Ain't that right, see

931
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Because shearing up at the house playing

932
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: the same damn game, same damn game. What okay? Well

933
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: all right then, all right then my a I don't

934
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 1: won't know alright? Then here that ain't worn out world.

935
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: I want some hot fire. Give it your damn clothes off.

936
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: That's what a man wants. Now. The man said, ain't

937
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: never cheated on his wife. He has no plans on that. Well,

938
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: you gotta fix something at the house, that's right. But

939
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 1: it's them damn kids though. It's just like now our

940
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 1: house is this damn dog. You guys have a new dog, right, yeah,

941
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: we got a new dog? Bad? He block it. You

942
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: keep talking about this dog. I didn't ask for the dog.

943
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: You ain't never heard me ask for a dog. What's

944
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 1: his name is? Steve? Black ass? Bad? I want to

945
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 1: get off barbecue and smoke cigar Drake Scott. That's what

946
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 1: I wanna do when I get off. I didn't working

947
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 1: the Doperman. It's scared of his ask. I wish I would.

948
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,320
Speaker 1: What I'm not going to do with be scared in

949
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:40,480
Speaker 1: my house. So it's the kids dog. Ain't nothing you

950
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: can do. You'ren't about to laundrate. You want her to

951
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: come on to you like she did when she was

952
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 1: trying to get you, But them days is probably gone.

953
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,320
Speaker 1: All You're gonna have to invest in some money to

954
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: get them kids sent away something No, I didn't mean

955
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:02,200
Speaker 1: to I meant like a like a babysitter something like

956
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 1: or something like that, or hell boards. Then you're gonna

957
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 1: have to wear what people get their kids at the

958
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: boarding school all the time, all the time. Just ain't

959
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: it ain't against the law. That ain't what you want

960
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: to do. You want to have your kids close, You

961
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: want to center to boarding school so you can have

962
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: more sex. Yeah, I wish I had thought of that,

963
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 1: but I didn't because I would have missed raising my

964
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: boys and girls. So I I want them close by

965
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: because I wanted to instill some things that that boarding

966
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:48,960
Speaker 1: schools unable to, and I've done that. They're not perfect,

967
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: but the hell I wouldn't even now back to this latter.

968
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 1: This how it is, don't it's just how it is.

969
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:05,480
Speaker 1: Welcome to marriage, one old one. I tell you right

970
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 1: now you can quit going to bed, Nick, stop't wing

971
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: because the damn kids gonna walk in there. Getting about

972
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 1: the bed. You're asking that naked and it's hard because

973
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: you don't sleep with a bathti next to the bench.

974
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 1: So now you got to get up in the baby

975
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: seeing daddy naked walk into the room. And then you

976
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 1: didn't say if you was in shape or not. He

977
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: left out that detail. Walk maybe just walk to the back.

978
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: Maybe you ain't as fine niked as you thought you

979
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: were a right out here, but you look like you

980
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: and your second try mesr. That could be throwing it

981
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 1: off to email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on

982
01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter for ten years, I don't know what

983
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: the hell going over today. It's crazy comedy segment in

984
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: about ten minutes at forty one after the hour, you're

985
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:08,480
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Annoying things that

986
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: grown people do while you're driving. So when you are driving,

987
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 1: so these people are in the car with you, riding

988
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 1: with you, just the passenger, the passenger or that seat

989
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: of kids. Just just you're the driver. So you gotta

990
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:25,480
Speaker 1: focus on. And it's just little stuff that gets on

991
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 1: just little thing, man, just that little steve like you

992
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: driving right. I can't stand people to point to stuff

993
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 1: for me to look at you have it. I'm driving.

994
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: Look Oh look look you missed, you missed you? Oh

995
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:56,040
Speaker 1: you they got tomatoes on sale? Look look, yeah, I

996
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 1: see that fair drive world. Man, I can't stand for

997
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: people to see that gets on my hair. Come. First

998
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: of all, you don't know the words to the song.

999
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: I can't tell and you don't sound nothing like nothing

1000
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 1: like the song the song? Are you evil? When you

1001
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: just change the station when they're singing Twitter on talk talk, Grady,

1002
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: I don't care what they're talking about. We started listening

1003
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: to the talk the minute. You're hoping your mouth and

1004
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:37,959
Speaker 1: amazes and gentlemen, we are here today, like when we're

1005
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 1: going cross town to my auntie. How I didn't been

1006
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: there a thousand times, but my wife want to give

1007
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: me directions though, to go this way, go this way

1008
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: for the five and then take fifty night. If you

1009
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 1: take fift to night, we'll get there a little quicker,

1010
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: but We've been there several times. I know where I'm going. Like,

1011
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, I stand when people driving they damn

1012
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: cal looking over at an accident that they ain't in

1013
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: a about to get us in one over here. Yeah

1014
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 1: I can't over there. I can't that window. That window

1015
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:34,639
Speaker 1: is not to be played with, okay, up and down?

1016
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:41,479
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah? Or women with hot flashes. Yeah, I can't

1017
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 1: staying that. That's why I got wind the lock that's

1018
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 1: got locked. Yeah, he got the lock to win it.

1019
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:51,280
Speaker 1: Take the child off. I'm not not doing it now, bro,

1020
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 1: he is. I'm not gonna do it. You know. I

1021
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 1: can't stand right. I getting my car wash and I

1022
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 1: come pick you up. Take it awhere? If you eat

1023
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 1: in my car and drop the fact, I don't know

1024
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:06,479
Speaker 1: when when you're driving, you always notice somebody dropping something.

1025
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:11,799
Speaker 1: Got chips? I see the chip fall down. Your shirt

1026
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 1: should have set to my floor, but you keep eat

1027
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: like it ain't down there. Okay, okay, I hate to

1028
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 1: go down. I'm driving in my car. I look out

1029
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: the little just look atter the peripheral of my of

1030
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: my of my right side. Are you hicking? Yo? Know?

1031
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, where are you. Where are you dusting

1032
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: that your fingers? Man? Where is that going my floor? Man? Now, bro,

1033
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 1: what y'all saying that you didn't seen it? I used

1034
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 1: to hate getting there somebody's car and don't nothing work.

1035
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: We ain't got no radio, we ain't got no el time.

1036
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:07,640
Speaker 1: We're just sitting up in here, hot, in silence, and

1037
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 1: it's starting to smoke. Tower. You would have gum in

1038
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't want to hear you click it. Yeah,

1039
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your popping. I don't want

1040
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: to see you making bubbles out of it. Damn it.

1041
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:36,040
Speaker 1: Just shooting, okay, just shooting. That's it. That's why the

1042
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:43,800
Speaker 1: color chowing. You know, I have this problem right now.

1043
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:48,479
Speaker 1: I won't I won't to drive like but I don't

1044
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: have one. But right now, stay out my damn glove boxing?

1045
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why is you in the What the

1046
01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: hell made you click that two buttons and pull it down?

1047
01:11:01,439 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: And what are you looking for? You got something here?

1048
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 1: When did you put something there? It's like when you

1049
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 1: go to somebody's house. Can I go to their medicine

1050
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 1: cabinet in the backroom? Don't ask me to use my car, please? Man,

1051
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 1: you don't want your feelings hurt. You don't know how

1052
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:25,679
Speaker 1: I really feel about you. Don't ask me to use

1053
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 1: my damn car for nothing, for nothing, to go to work,

1054
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: go to stove. Yeah, he's gonna find out what you

1055
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 1: really in the phrase, well it's just sitting there. That's

1056
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 1: why it's just sitting there, because it's my right whether

1057
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:44,840
Speaker 1: it's just sitting there. So yeah, so what Yeah, he's

1058
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 1: what I hate. I'm backing out now. And in order

1059
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 1: to back out, you gotta look back. Why am I

1060
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:55,920
Speaker 1: looking at you looking back at me? Backing out? It

1061
01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: don't take two of us come back out looking you know.

1062
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what thing I can. Don't diagnose my car?

1063
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 1: How you know what's wrong with my call? So you

1064
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 1: got a bad time? How you know you just got in?

1065
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, got just one one. This got something

1066
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 1: to do with using my car. This is what a

1067
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,200
Speaker 1: Fred did to me one time, called a cap to

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01:12:26,439 --> 01:12:30,479
Speaker 1: my house, asked me to use But you should have

1069
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:38,599
Speaker 1: took you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right? Jack? Come on, now,

1070
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 1: what is this little we all experience, these little things,

1071
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:45,600
Speaker 1: little neon sins that you panicked for like just a

1072
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:49,599
Speaker 1: little bit. You're not really for instant friends. You order

1073
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:53,840
Speaker 1: a pizza, Pizza's on the way. Pizza man gets there,

1074
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 1: you can't find your money. Oh my god, hold you guys,

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01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, man, I

1076
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 1: got money. Man. You already told him, Chad, so you

1077
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 1: didn't say d You said my fake cash. He's standing

1078
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,280
Speaker 1: out there thinking you stupid. Right, you already said, you know,

1079
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:14,439
Speaker 1: just stopped like this little little time. Yeah, yeah, your

1080
01:13:14,479 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: little time. Yeah, Like it's like daytime. And you didn't

1081
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:22,240
Speaker 1: fell asleep with the night. You didn't woke up, started

1082
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 1: getting dressed. Oh manbody on the shift. Everybody else first

1083
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,880
Speaker 1: started working here. I walked up. It was nice, six

1084
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:41,320
Speaker 1: forty one pm. I was in traffic, gonna fire day too.

1085
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:44,919
Speaker 1: I'm like, why is nobody on the highway because it's Saturday.

1086
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:51,439
Speaker 1: Fool When you Edward reached for a bottle of water

1087
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:55,720
Speaker 1: that you thought was you and it wouldn't realize it's

1088
01:13:55,760 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: the nasty person that god, that's not a little that's

1089
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:13,280
Speaker 1: a lot of from and they're standing there looking at you.

1090
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,400
Speaker 1: You remember when you was little ushould be playing in

1091
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: the flow and you was doing something wrong and you

1092
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:37,720
Speaker 1: turned around and your mama was you just putting on

1093
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:46,600
Speaker 1: your best show. You you're just playing your behind and

1094
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:49,240
Speaker 1: you for me. I turned around and see that fat leg.

1095
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh I know Aley Brown was standing there. O my god.

1096
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:02,120
Speaker 1: Uh oh okay. A little times you panic. It's a

1097
01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:06,080
Speaker 1: little time you have a little nervous breakdowns. You go

1098
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:09,120
Speaker 1: to the doctor, right, you got your clothes on. He's

1099
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 1: standing behind you and he's looking at your church and

1100
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 1: your head would mean breakdown. You mean tell me, I

1101
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: mean it stopped me. Man man something about to follow.

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01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:32,720
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one that got my entire family. I

1103
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:34,599
Speaker 1: don't know if it's having for y'all, but on holiday,

1104
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:38,640
Speaker 1: they're one kid that nobody wanted. How they're still We

1105
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:42,639
Speaker 1: have been praying all the Thanksgiving. Then it wasn't say

1106
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:50,840
Speaker 1: anybody seen Johnny five. Everybody getting nervous, something missing? Just

1107
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 1: want somebody perse wallet keys quest, we get to prayer,

1108
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:02,960
Speaker 1: pass it are to be here today on this thing.

1109
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 1: Come on, you ever be driving your car, come over

1110
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,879
Speaker 1: the hill, you rolling a little bit too fast? Police

1111
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 1: sitting there and all of a sudden they lights come on. God, yes,

1112
01:16:18,120 --> 01:16:20,840
Speaker 1: you think after you? You think they after you? And

1113
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 1: then they passed by. Oh oh god, she's every black man,

1114
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,600
Speaker 1: get your story together, for you're trying to get it

1115
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:44,240
Speaker 1: comes one our head was similar to that. You ever

1116
01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 1: been pulled over by the police and they ask you

1117
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,120
Speaker 1: for your driver's license and they go back to the car.

1118
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:59,760
Speaker 1: Then they come back and step out the coffee. Good

1119
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:03,320
Speaker 1: un that step out the car, step out the man.

1120
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,120
Speaker 1: Once you have to get out of the car, like

1121
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:08,760
Speaker 1: you start thinking about what does he know that I

1122
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 1: did a long time ago? Uh? All right, let me see.

1123
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 1: You go to the beauty shop, right, ladies, you know

1124
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,560
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. You go to the beauty shop to

1125
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:30,760
Speaker 1: get your hair done, and she knows automatically that you've

1126
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:33,560
Speaker 1: been going someplace else to get your hair done. She

1127
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:40,519
Speaker 1: knows right away, right away, who've been doing your work?

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01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 1: She knows her word? Ye shout out to do? Is

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01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 1: it not my word? Even that gets me nervous, my

1130
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:58,160
Speaker 1: little panic moment. What I'm on the highway doing six

1131
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:02,360
Speaker 1: days and the game. It's like, come on, but you

1132
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:07,760
Speaker 1: ain't nowhere, nil so scared just driving like I got

1133
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:11,320
Speaker 1: a full taste out. It is a rule of thumb

1134
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:13,240
Speaker 1: that when the gas like come on, you have to

1135
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:19,519
Speaker 1: break it down. And then we all hate buying gas. Yeah, yeah,

1136
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:24,280
Speaker 1: hold on what we do? I'm married now a little

1137
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:35,719
Speaker 1: so he got no idea that some of these panics

1138
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:43,040
Speaker 1: may not apply to Skive. You've been at a woman

1139
01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:47,200
Speaker 1: house and the hood and come home. That's a little panic,

1140
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 1: you know. That's now you under the bed through out

1141
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:54,760
Speaker 1: and you could wait on him to leave. You get

1142
01:18:54,800 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 1: your Yeah, you walk in the house and your wife say,

1143
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:09,439
Speaker 1: I got something I want you to see. She got

1144
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 1: she hadn't got it in her hand. You don't know

1145
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:17,760
Speaker 1: what to see coming up? It's more of the Steve

1146
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:23,080
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys,

1147
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:27,080
Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Jake, explain it so simple.

1148
01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,519
Speaker 1: We've done this over and over and over. Just pick

1149
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:33,320
Speaker 1: five subjects, put them on a wheel. Fund the wheel

1150
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,559
Speaker 1: where it stop. We will do the damn thing. All right,

1151
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: here we go ahead, do it, you're ready? All right?

1152
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:43,520
Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one. All of a sudden, everything

1153
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:50,280
Speaker 1: is too loud. Just everything's too loud. Number two. My

1154
01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:57,479
Speaker 1: favorite snack is number three. That is not his wife,

1155
01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:04,840
Speaker 1: who were not doing that? You're not doing that? I

1156
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:08,479
Speaker 1: mean the wheel betting that on that one? All right,

1157
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:15,000
Speaker 1: number four. Some people just will wear anything. Okay, here

1158
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:18,639
Speaker 1: we go. You know they've been locked up a long

1159
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 1: time when they asked questions like yes, that would not

1160
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:37,920
Speaker 1: be three? Oh wait, look, oh oh, stopped the number five.

1161
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,479
Speaker 1: You know they've been locked up a long time when

1162
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 1: they asked questions like when when TV been staying on

1163
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:51,360
Speaker 1: after twelve o'clock? When the doing that you've been good.

1164
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,040
Speaker 1: You've been locked up a long time. When you hear

1165
01:20:55,040 --> 01:21:00,479
Speaker 1: a question like so where mamma live? Now you don't

1166
01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:05,200
Speaker 1: know where mama lived with mama. You've been locked up

1167
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 1: a long time. When they're looking at you like y'all

1168
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,760
Speaker 1: can't cut your chicken with a spoon. I don't know

1169
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 1: how to do this. You've been locked up a long

1170
01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:19,960
Speaker 1: time when you asked when did they turn the emails on?

1171
01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,080
Speaker 1: Locked up alone? Let me tell you how. You know

1172
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:31,559
Speaker 1: you've been locked up a long time. I tell y'all,

1173
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:33,479
Speaker 1: don't want me to make mac running with just a iron.

1174
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:40,680
Speaker 1: I can show you how to do it. Yeah, you

1175
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:42,280
Speaker 1: know you've been locked up a long time. With the

1176
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 1: good life. So you can get clothes and groceries, so

1177
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:54,360
Speaker 1: I can get I can get fruits and a shirt

1178
01:21:54,560 --> 01:22:00,639
Speaker 1: and you know they've been locking a long time. Who

1179
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:05,519
Speaker 1: flushed the tarlet and red all? My? Look that man?

1180
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:15,679
Speaker 1: That was good looking? At that man. You've been locked

1181
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:17,640
Speaker 1: up a long time. When you go out on the

1182
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: date and all you want to order is roaming noodles

1183
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:27,639
Speaker 1: fancy restaurants. You know you've been locked up a long

1184
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,960
Speaker 1: time when you say stuff like so you're gonna leave

1185
01:22:29,960 --> 01:22:34,960
Speaker 1: the lights on all night, all night, These ain't gonna

1186
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:40,559
Speaker 1: go over. You know you get locked up a long

1187
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 1: time when they get pulled over. They called, you say

1188
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:48,640
Speaker 1: for the police cars black and white night they was

1189
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: blue and first we're playing comedy rout. You know you've

1190
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:56,400
Speaker 1: been locked up a long time when they started whispering

1191
01:22:56,520 --> 01:23:01,559
Speaker 1: meet me in the yard, in the yard, all right, Steve,

1192
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,840
Speaker 1: You know you've been locked up a long time. When

1193
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 1: you come outside on your first day back and you

1194
01:23:08,479 --> 01:23:16,840
Speaker 1: got your platforms on, you're not understand what everybody now

1195
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 1: coming up. It's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1196
01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:25,240
Speaker 1: At thirty three after the hour, you're listening Steve Harvey

1197
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:28,240
Speaker 1: Morning Show. When you know it's time to go back

1198
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:32,640
Speaker 1: to church, it's time, you know when it's time to chika.

1199
01:23:33,439 --> 01:23:36,640
Speaker 1: When you know It is time to take your but

1200
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:41,519
Speaker 1: back the church. Somebody needs to lay hands on me

1201
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:46,000
Speaker 1: right now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here?

1202
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:48,840
Speaker 1: When you wake up and you with somebody and you

1203
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:55,720
Speaker 1: don't know their name, it is time? Who who you

1204
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:05,320
Speaker 1: talk about? Backslide? Yeah? How long we've been laying what

1205
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:11,559
Speaker 1: I got handcuffs? Yeah, try to go back to church.

1206
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:16,400
Speaker 1: When you wake up in this bike box, you can't

1207
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:22,000
Speaker 1: explain nothing. Who I'm doing too? What too? You know

1208
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:25,519
Speaker 1: it's to go back to church. When you wake up

1209
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:33,120
Speaker 1: and you got her phone on? What the hell? And

1210
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:42,479
Speaker 1: it's backwards? You in the back and in the back

1211
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:48,720
Speaker 1: put in the front. That's a crazy, crazy visual right there,

1212
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:52,679
Speaker 1: that it's time for you to go back to the church.

1213
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,680
Speaker 1: When you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and

1214
01:24:55,840 --> 01:25:15,439
Speaker 1: starting to feel something, Yeah, it's you. I never felt

1215
01:25:15,479 --> 01:25:18,519
Speaker 1: the way. Let you know it's time to go back

1216
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:21,559
Speaker 1: to the church. When you see spake mark on your

1217
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:27,639
Speaker 1: behind and you don't know how they got that? Yeah,

1218
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:32,160
Speaker 1: you can't excuse me? Did you know? And it's a

1219
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:43,240
Speaker 1: man hand. It's pretty rough way. You know? What's happy day?

1220
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:46,880
Speaker 1: When your lights watering gay get turned off? The same day.

1221
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:53,000
Speaker 1: You can't do nothing. It's time to that. You know

1222
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:55,160
Speaker 1: it's time to go back. When you wake up and

1223
01:25:55,320 --> 01:26:09,320
Speaker 1: your whole chance is peter back, it's time for you

1224
01:26:09,439 --> 01:26:12,840
Speaker 1: to go back to church. You've been arguing with this

1225
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 1: fine girl for on ahead, trying to convince her that

1226
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:26,040
Speaker 1: ain't no way y'all can be cause it's we're not

1227
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:30,160
Speaker 1: really cousins. Now, come on, how you figuring that? We

1228
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:35,160
Speaker 1: run down to the fifth? The fifth? It's time to

1229
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,760
Speaker 1: go back to church. You know it's time to go

1230
01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:39,000
Speaker 1: back to church. When you wake up with a tattoo

1231
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:41,840
Speaker 1: that says Veronica and you don't know know that name

1232
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:52,720
Speaker 1: is Ron, it's time to go back to church. When

1233
01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:57,840
Speaker 1: you start stalking anybody, oh little women talking about every

1234
01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:07,880
Speaker 1: way they all right. When we come back, it is

1235
01:27:07,920 --> 01:27:13,320
Speaker 1: time for clothing remarks. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning shows,

1236
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:15,760
Speaker 1: your man, Steve Harvey, do you think you're smarter than

1237
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:18,800
Speaker 1: my nephew Tommy? You could qualify for listen to this

1238
01:27:19,240 --> 01:27:22,120
Speaker 1: one million dollars. Go to Steve Harvey FM and get

1239
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:25,120
Speaker 1: the details on how you can play smarter than nephew Tommy.

1240
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:28,200
Speaker 1: Here's a deal. If you're smarter than nephew Tommy, you

1241
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,599
Speaker 1: win one hundred dollar gift cards and you have an

1242
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:35,479
Speaker 1: opportunity to open the safe and win one million dollars.

1243
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:38,760
Speaker 1: If Tommy wins, you will win a twenty five dollar

1244
01:27:38,840 --> 01:27:41,599
Speaker 1: gift card. Just go to Steve Harvey Film for details.

1245
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:46,080
Speaker 1: The winning starts this Tuesday at seven a m. Six

1246
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:50,080
Speaker 1: twenty a m. Since Steve, we're here, uh at the

1247
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,760
Speaker 1: last break of the day, just one more thing. You're

1248
01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:55,000
Speaker 1: closing remarks, What do you have for us today to

1249
01:27:55,120 --> 01:27:57,680
Speaker 1: take us into the weekend? Steve? You know, look, man,

1250
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:01,320
Speaker 1: my haters, there's nothing I can do at them. But

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Speaker 1: it's also okay to have haters because I mean, you

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Speaker 1: need them. It justifies your efforts and your work. If

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Speaker 1: you're not doing anything, you don't have to worry about haters.

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Speaker 1: But the moment you try to accomplish something, the moment

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Speaker 1: you try to be more than them, the more the

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Speaker 1: moment you decide that you're gonna come up, the moment

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Speaker 1: you make the decision that you're gonna be better than

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Speaker 1: you were before, you can prepare yourself for the haters,

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Speaker 1: because that haters work for an evil force. You know, Look,

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Speaker 1: if you're not doing good, you're doing bad. If you're

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Speaker 1: not doing right, you're doing evil. If you're not being positive,

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Speaker 1: you're being negative. The devil is busy, man, the devil.

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Speaker 1: Here's your prayers to God. He knows what God is

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Speaker 1: capable of doing for you. And so the devil's job

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Speaker 1: is to intercept and interrupt all of that. He wants

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Speaker 1: to enter self and interrupt all the blessings that God

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Speaker 1: has for you. So he asked people that's at work

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Speaker 1: for him all the time. The stunning thing about it

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Speaker 1: is these people that work for the devil all the time,

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Speaker 1: his imps. They're busy, man, they're busy. I had a

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Speaker 1: guy told me. I asked. I asked a guy one time,

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Speaker 1: a manute, why are you always hating? He said, Man,

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Speaker 1: that's what I do. I'm a hater. He said, Man,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get a huge following Steve because I hate.

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Speaker 1: Because I had approached the doing about something he has

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Speaker 1: said about me one time, not that I really cared.

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Speaker 1: I just asked him why he did it. He says, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you cool man, but you would draw you draw people

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Speaker 1: to my site. So when I'm mention you, I get

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Speaker 1: more followers. I'm gonna turn that into money. So he

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Speaker 1: has made a conscious decision to be a paid hater.

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Speaker 1: The problem that haters don't understand is that you may

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Speaker 1: become a paid hater, but it also comes with a

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Speaker 1: cost to you. It's a simple principle in the Bible.

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Speaker 1: You know when you were a little kid and used

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Speaker 1: to go to Sunday School and you heard the golden rule,

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Speaker 1: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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Speaker 1: That is applicable to the day you leave this world.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what business you get into or anything

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Speaker 1: like that. It applies all the time. Do unto others

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Speaker 1: as you would have them do unto you. So, if

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be in the hate business, you must be

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Speaker 1: prepared to be hated on, and you must be prepared

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Speaker 1: to suffer the consequences of a negative behavior. It's amazing, man.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you all, stop stopping your climb, stop stopping

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Speaker 1: your journey to address all of these haters, because they

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Speaker 1: are sent as a worker. They are in empt to

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Speaker 1: try to enter, sell, and impede and block blessings and

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Speaker 1: things that God has for you. Keep moving, somebody. One

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Speaker 1: of the bishops sent me up a letter one time,

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Speaker 1: and it simply says, Steve, stay on the wall. Stay

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Speaker 1: on the wall. And I went, wow, man, why what

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Speaker 1: was it? So I eventually, I mean, it made sense

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Speaker 1: to me, but I called him to ask him. He said, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: stay on the wall. Don't climb down off the wall

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Speaker 1: where God has taken all this time to place you,

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Speaker 1: to get back down on the ground to deal with

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Speaker 1: some people that ain't him up on the wall. I said, man,

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Speaker 1: but they're throwing rocks at me. He said, throwing rocks

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Speaker 1: that are as any of them knocked you off the wall.

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Speaker 1: I said no, I said, he said to someone to

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Speaker 1: hit you in the back, hitch you upside the head

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Speaker 1: with him rock. But he said, but don't you keep

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Speaker 1: going up the wall? He said, why would you stop him?

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Speaker 1: Come down off the wall, Steve. So I'm saying to

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Speaker 1: everybody out there listening, you got to stay on the

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Speaker 1: wall wherever you are. Don't stop your assent to address

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Speaker 1: these haters. It's okay, You're going to be fine. They

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Speaker 1: are hating for a reason. They hate you because you

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Speaker 1: are something that they are not capable of being, and

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Speaker 1: they wish they was. And now since you are, and

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Speaker 1: they ain't here come to hate. You know, the best

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Speaker 1: way to deal with hate love. Love is the only

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Speaker 1: thing that conquers hate. You cannot conquer hate with more hate.

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Speaker 1: Marla the King knew that as well as anybody. Gandhi

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Speaker 1: understood that as well as anybody. You cannot conquer hate

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Speaker 1: with more hate. The only way to conquer hate is

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Speaker 1: with love. It works. Man. The problem with hate is

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Speaker 1: hate is so much louder than love. But here's the

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Speaker 1: joy of it. Though love is stronger than hate, hate

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Speaker 1: dwindles and withers away. Love of just love, love, just last.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Here's another example. If you're in darkness,

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Speaker 1: complete in total darkness, and you're tired up the darkness.

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Speaker 1: To get out of darkness, you don't do you don't

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Speaker 1: go to more darkness. You need light. Only light can

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Speaker 1: get you out of darkness. Only love can bring you

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Speaker 1: out of hatred. It's the only way it works. Whatever

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Speaker 1: they're doing to you, that's on a negative, you have

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Speaker 1: to do differently to them on a positive. Now you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna like that because it's gonna seem like the

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Speaker 1: soft approach, But it's the only thing that works. You

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Speaker 1: just got to keep loving them when they keep hating you.

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Speaker 1: And that's hard to do. I know it is. For me.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to do, but I just keep on when

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Speaker 1: I see them, I just go, hey, look man, booooo

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Speaker 1: No no hard feelings and keep going. You want to

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Speaker 1: get out of darkness. You need light. You want to

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Speaker 1: get out of you lead love. That's it all right.

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Speaker 1: I love that. Don't have a good weekend for all.

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