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Speaker 1: The Nikast Year's Nikki. Hey, guys, rounded out the week.

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Speaker 1: It's Thursday. I'm in my kitchen. Uh Noah's here, Hey, no,

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Speaker 1: uh hey, how's it Thursday already? I mean it's early.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. That's the earliest we've done this show.

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Speaker 1: A why it ever? Um, I have a long day

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have a COVID test when we're supposed

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Speaker 1: to be doing this show. So I'm gonna be late

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Speaker 1: to it. Because everything that's how we prepare my life

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Speaker 1: is like one thing just leads into the next, and

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Speaker 1: and then uh, just watch Andrew walk through the room.

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Speaker 1: He's supposed to give me my private time during this

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Speaker 1: But why are you going in that bathroom? I wonder

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Speaker 1: he just went from his own bedroom to our bathroom

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Speaker 1: in like our shared bathroom. Oh okay, no he did it.

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Speaker 1: He said, Oh no, I'm good, thank you. Andrew just

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Speaker 1: walked through. He's going to get a coffee for himself.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking No and I before the show

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Speaker 1: started that we got so many um voice messages from people,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for I just appreciate everyone. UM

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Speaker 1: like writing back and enjoying the show and telling us

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Speaker 1: that you listen to Silver Springs or that you left

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Speaker 1: a voicemail or I don't know. Just the fact that

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Speaker 1: you listen means a lot to me. So thank you.

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Speaker 1: What a great week of shows. I have the longest

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Speaker 1: day ever. I am hosting the MTV Movie and TV

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Speaker 1: Unscripted Awards unless in case I didn't tell you that yet,

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Speaker 1: which is, uh, it's going to be like the you know,

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Speaker 1: v m AS MTV Movie Awards, that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: But it's um, it's a new one that they've made

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Speaker 1: just for me, just kidding. They didn't make it for me,

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Speaker 1: but they asked me to do it, and I'm so

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Speaker 1: excited because it was on my UM, I guess like

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Speaker 1: it was on It's on my plan my you know,

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Speaker 1: for I don't really set goals for myself, but I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know why, I mean to say that you want

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Speaker 1: to Yeah, I get, I mean it's on my like

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Speaker 1: that's those are these are the steps that I see

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Speaker 1: for myself, Like I see hosting ASCID all next year,

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Speaker 1: and then I don't really care though, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you, guys, I don't I'm

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Speaker 1: done trying to be something that has already been. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm done. I don't want to like I

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Speaker 1: gotta copy this person's career because they did this in

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Speaker 1: this order. But this is kind of the trajectory you

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Speaker 1: go when you start, um, becoming more well known as

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Speaker 1: you do the MTV like Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumert, They've

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Speaker 1: all done the same gone through the same thing. You know,

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Speaker 1: Tiffany had Ish, you host the like any comedian disease,

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Speaker 1: you start out with the MTV Awards. If you watch

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Speaker 1: these things, I've been paying attention to my whole life.

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Speaker 1: This kind of how it goes. Um. Yeah, a lot

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Speaker 1: of work is coming up and I'm this is weird though,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to try my best and um, and it's

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Speaker 1: it's we're taking on a Thursday, so a week from today,

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Speaker 1: I have a week too, Like I haven't even like

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Speaker 1: But like for me, I'm such a control freak that

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Speaker 1: when I'm doing a roast, I you know, which this

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Speaker 1: I am obsessive and I overprepare and the whole time

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Speaker 1: I'm stressed out. And I don't know if I would

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Speaker 1: not approach a roach roast that way now, because I'm

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Speaker 1: little tinge of guilt for how I keep pushing writer's

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Speaker 1: It doesn't when you tell me how much to show me?

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Speaker 1: very nice about it because I understand what your brain

426
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 1: was doing, and I understand my dad can be such

427
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,199
Speaker 1: a jerk about being interrupted, so I was trying to

428
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 1: keep the tension down. But it was wild. The fact

429
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 1: that you were is like, we're in your own world

430
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: so much. Can we talk? Though? His story was about

431
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 1: selling an awning, and then he told the story and

432
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: no one was that impressed with the story, like he

433
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: should have been okay with being interrupted for that thing,

434
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 1: but he was in the middle. But his stories are

435
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 1: the story about the selling an awning. It's always about

436
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 1: people who are fans of mine, like how they at

437
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: first they're like, I don't want to buy this awning

438
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 1: and then my dad will go like, oh, you have

439
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: a TV. I see my dad sells awning store to door.

440
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: My dad will shoehorn that his daughter is on TV

441
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 1: and anyway he's like, oh my god, well I see

442
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 1: you got a door knob. You know sometimes my daughter

443
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 1: touches those. My daughter's nicky. Like he'll literally go like,

444
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: he do you think's dad? I want to get him

445
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 1: a T shirt that says my daughter is famous asking

446
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: about it because and then it should say my daughter

447
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 1: as a St. Louis in a local St. Luis And

448
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: you probably don't know who my daughter is because most

449
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: people don't here in this town. But my dad gets

450
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: pissed when people don't know who I am. He loves

451
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 1: it when people do, and he will tell everyone about

452
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: me and he's and you know, that's very sweet and

453
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: he should be proud of me. But his anger when

454
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 1: people don't understand that I'm famous or they don't care

455
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 1: and they're not like they don't go, oh my god,

456
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: she's like My family has always had a real big

457
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: issue with um friends and family not being impressed by things,

458
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: like they want everyone to go like that's so cool,

459
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 1: and if they don't, I just go, okay, cut those

460
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 1: people out of your life. You depend on friends and

461
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: family being enthusiastic about the achievements of your children and

462
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,679
Speaker 1: when they're not, instead of pitching about those people constantly

463
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: get them out of your life and just know that

464
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 1: you need friends to do that so that you're not

465
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: disappointed chronically. Does that make sense sense? And just you

466
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 1: know he's proud of you at the end of the day.

467
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: And uh, the back of his shirt should be like, oh,

468
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: I also have another daughter who's a teacher who really

469
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: cares about Yeah. It's a great balance the teacher. Yes,

470
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: and he always wears a backpack because that has my daughter,

471
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: like has one of my shows and with pins of

472
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: your face. Yeah. Oh man, here we co news time

473
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: first last day before the weekend. I know everyone's really excited.

474
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: The COVID vaccines are out there, so everyone's gonna probably

475
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: get their things wet out there. It's gonna be pretty great.

476
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: I hope you're having all the funds and all the swells. Yeah, genitals. Oh,

477
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: because that's what's happening there stumming. I pointed out your knuckle.

478
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: You're not something I've been working out. I I do

479
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 1: push ups on my on my knuckles, and then I

480
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: did boxing and then my knuckle is gone. Same with

481
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 1: this one. Why are you It looks like you picked

482
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 1: a word off that looks like a clean pick. I

483
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 1: wish there, I wish that's the kind of like put

484
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: it up poop nuts. We'll put it up on the

485
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 1: stories and I'll show you. I mean, no one needs that.

486
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: He just has knuckles. He has like knuckle burns. Did

487
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: that hurt when it happened? No, it hurts after when

488
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: I ripped a skin off and ate it. Yeah? We

489
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: just jink. Yeah, jis buy me coke by me? Is

490
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: that what you would do? I thought, jinks. I can't

491
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 1: get out of chinks until Noah says my name? What? Why? No?

492
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: Uh so there's always another person or me Andrew wait

493
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: four times, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew and her story here. Seagull

494
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: is a new term seagulling to describe dating trend where

495
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: you don't want to be with Bason seagull and then

496
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: he kind of drops off. Sounds personal. You got a seagull. No,

497
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: we seagled each other. Go, I heard I heard that crying.

498
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: You didn't cry. You didn't cry. You didn't cry, you

499
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: didn't cry, you didn't cry. Well, no, no, there's there's

500
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: no story there, all right. So seagulling is a new

501
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: term where it really does sound like whatever happened between

502
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: you and Jason seagull seaging? Did I get seagulled by seagull?

503
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: Keep you you got did it? Oh? No, we don't say,

504
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: we don't say his name. Well, now you did want

505
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: to be So it's when you don't want to be

506
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: with a person, but you also don't want them to

507
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:46,919
Speaker 1: be with anyone else. Okay, you're with them. Seagulls do that.

508
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know why it's called seagulling. I mean,

509
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: they got it. They could deep throw big things. Seagulls

510
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: are amazing and I love those birds. I think they're

511
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: so cute. But I don't get why seagulls. So I

512
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: guess seagulls are like if you are eating something and

513
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: they want it, and then you go, I don't want it.

514
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 1: They sweat. No, if they don't want it and you

515
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: take the crumb. Let's say you throw some bread to

516
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: a seagull and then it picks at it and it goes,

517
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: I don't like it. There's an amazing tech talk of

518
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: a seagull being fed. I showed you that one, right, God,

519
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: I wish remember when he's feeding the seagull, that guy

520
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 1: through the window. There's a TikTok series. He's like day

521
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: three of feeding my pet seagull, and the seagull it's

522
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: through the window and it keeps going like give me

523
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: some food, bitch, and the guy is feeding it and

524
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: it's like, I will kill you someday. And this bird

525
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: just has this like voice of a woman that's gonna

526
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: murder him. But then, okay, so if you feed the seagull,

527
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't want it, and then you go find I'm

528
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,719
Speaker 1: taking a piece of bread back the seagull be like, no,

529
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: I want it, you can't have it, and it just

530
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: throws it and it still won't need it, and it

531
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: like just like takes it back and it like throws

532
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: it in the sands. You can't have it, or it

533
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: produces a new movie. Um, okay, let's every damn tongue

534
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 1: in cheeks. Okay, So, but why do humans? So if

535
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: you're afraid of if you don't love someone but you

536
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: don't want them to be with anyone else, you're probably

537
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: afraid of being alone one right, Well, I think it's

538
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: just a matter of I mean this is deep, deep insecurity.

539
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 1: You know we're talking the attachment book attached, Like that's

540
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: that's insecure. Anxious okay, anxious anxious attached? Yes, okay, So

541
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: I mean this is a very common feeling. I feel

542
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: like I feel this with Like, until I recently fell

543
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: in love, I didn't want to be with my ex

544
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: boyfriend because he doesn't want to be with me, I meanly,

545
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: but like, I mean, you don't want to be with

546
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't want to be with you either, But like,

547
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: that happens a lot. What do you mean being with

548
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: someone that wanting to be with someone who doesn't want

549
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: to be with you? Yeah, yeah, I mean I understand that,

550
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: Like you want them to want to be with you

551
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: more than like, so I understand that. Like, but if

552
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: someone doesn't want to be with you, you you don't want

553
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: to be with someone who doesn't like you. You just

554
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: want them to change and want to be with you.

555
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: So it's not like you really want them to be

556
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: with you. Does that make sense? That does make sense.

557
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: But this person doesn't want to be with the person,

558
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: but stays with them even though that person wants to

559
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: be with them. Wait, seagulling is staying with a person

560
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: just to keep them. I don't like you, but I'm

561
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: with you. You like me a lot. I decide to

562
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: stay with you just because I don't want you to

563
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: be with anyone else, not because I like you. Stay

564
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: with me? Okay, um, yeah, I mean I think most

565
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: people are in that relationship, like so many people in marriages.

566
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes even the way the people closest in

567
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: my life in relationships talk to each other horrifies me,

568
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: and I go, you guys don't like each other. You're

569
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: abusive to each other, and the way you talk to

570
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: each other, there is resentment with every word you say

571
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: to one another, every eye roll. Eye rolling is hatred,

572
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: like it's dismissed of its hatred. And if someone is

573
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: doing it to you, get the funk out of the

574
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: relationship or fix it because that person does not like

575
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: you deep down and they're gonna take it out on you.

576
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: And so I think that most relationships are this, and

577
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: it's so selfish to not let that person go. I mean,

578
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: because most cause you're afraid of being alone in relationships

579
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: long term, really resent the other person. But they're too

580
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: scared to be alone themselves, or they're too scared for

581
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: that person to find better than them, because it would

582
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: then reaffirm that the person themselves is not the best,

583
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: which or that's I mean, this gets back all too

584
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: like the idea that, like, if I was with a

585
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: guy and he cheated on me or wanted to cheer me, go,

586
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to keep you. You don't like me.

587
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: Why do people want to be with someone who doesn't

588
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: like them? But so many times to like people will

589
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: go well, I never liked them, I don't want to

590
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 1: be with someone else, and then you let them go

591
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: be with someone else, and then you go, oh, but

592
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: I like them now because now they have value because

593
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: there I see someone. I mean, I would say that,

594
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: I would say there's point zero zero one percent of

595
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: people actually not that much. But I think it's like

596
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: two percent of people actually like themselves enough that if

597
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: someone didn't like them, they would go okay by because

598
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: it's so we're all. Our culture breeds us to be

599
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: so insecure and have such low self esteem and be

600
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 1: so dependent on relationships to feel like complete, that so

601
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: many people stay in things. My sister last night even said, up,

602
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: we're talking about the characters on Summer House, and she

603
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,239
Speaker 1: goes I don't think these the so and so are

604
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: gonna last and I go still successful though even if like,

605
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: I still think their relationship is great, even if they

606
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 1: break up and she's like and I go. And by

607
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: the way, most couples don't last. So it's not like

608
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: is every couple unless you die going, I love you,

609
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: Cynthia in a nursing home holding ans is every relationship

610
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 1: with failure, Like people that have been are in two

611
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: year relationship. I want to be married for two years.

612
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: I have been very clear about that. I want to

613
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: This past relationship I was in, I was like, I

614
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: would like to marry you for two years. I don't

615
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: mind getting divorced. I'm gonna have a prenup. I'm gonna

616
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: make it so it is very easy. And I know

617
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: that people are like, yeah right, Nikki, it's not as

618
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: easy as you think. So maybe I won't get married,

619
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: but a two year relationship is what I'm looking for.

620
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: I don't think that I have relationships for them to

621
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: be successful. Do not need to be forever. Let someone

622
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: go once you're done, once you have outgrown each other.

623
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: It's okay too. It doesn't mean you failed. You should

624
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: marry like a like an eighty year old or someone

625
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: with a terminal disease. So at two years are you

626
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: I love you, Nikki? So you get the best of that, Yeah,

627
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: that kind of dying death rattle and you're like yeah, thanks,

628
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: and you're like fine and healthy. Well, I realized that

629
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: no one in my family will ever think whatever relationship

630
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,479
Speaker 1: I am in is legitimate because they all think that

631
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: marriage number one is like the key to being like

632
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: that means that you're the most in love. And by

633
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: the way, I don't need their approval for like whoever

634
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: I love, But I will never win in terms of

635
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: like that you're in the best relationship, because I will

636
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: not ever be able to get in a relationship as

637
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: long as my sister and Matt They've been together for

638
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,239
Speaker 1: like fifteen years of this like so long, and so

639
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: I'll never no matter what relationship I'm in, it will

640
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: never be as strong and as deep as ones that left.

641
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: It's just to me, that's bullshit. I don't care how

642
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: long you've been together. There are couples I've been together

643
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: fifty years and they fucking hate each other. In a

644
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: relationship I had for a month is deeper love than

645
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: you felt now it's not deeper connection of like we've

646
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: been through a lot. But this whole debate of like,

647
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: well you're not married, so you're not like as in love.

648
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know each other as long you haven't

649
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: been in love like Robeo and Juliet is based on

650
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 1: people who know each other for like, oh ten days

651
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: or something. And there was fifteen Yet that's the greatest

652
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: love story. Why do we look at that as the

653
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: rates love story? Yet we dismiss any teen love? Love

654
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 1: is love is love. And point of the Beatles only

655
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: being together for seven years and they're the best band,

656
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Right? They were only together

657
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: seven years? Yeah, and that crazy. I think they were

658
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 1: maybe successful for seven years because nineteen sixty four and

659
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: then I think they broke up in seventy. Okay, maybe

660
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: you're right. Wow. So Japanese researchers next story, let's get

661
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: to it. Japanese researchers discovered that men with large noses

662
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: tend to pack larger penises as well. Scientists examined the

663
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: bodies of a hundred twenty six middle aged men deceased

664
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: middle aged men. They laid the cadavers down and extended

665
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: their penises to approximate the length when erect. Then they

666
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: compared the measurement. They found that men with two point

667
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: two inch noses clocked in at five point three inch penises,

668
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: and men with one point eight inch penis, oh no

669
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: inch noses had penises that measured up to four point

670
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: one inches. Both those penises aren't that long, So I

671
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: don't really undert I've always kind of thought that, like,

672
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: if you like your features, tend your appendages. Can we

673
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: measure my nose right now and you can tell me

674
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: how long my dick is? How long do you think

675
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: an iPhone is? Um, I don't know. I can see

676
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: your nose, Like the fact that you're holding an iPhone

677
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: up to your nose doesn't tell me anything new, like

678
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: the length of an iPhone and cigarette. I know what

679
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: your penis looks like based on your hands. I have

680
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: to tell you like I could probably if I saw

681
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: your penis my penis. So, I mean, I've described your

682
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: hands a guy's hands. But I had a friend one

683
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: time who was a wardrobe assistant on my show I'm

684
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Speaker 1: Not Safe, and she said, the way to tell the

685
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,720
Speaker 1: guys penis is always just look at his hands because

686
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: their penis looks the same as their hands do, like

687
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: a man's hands compared to like an average man's stands.

688
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: That's the way your penis looks. Your penis looks the

689
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: way your hand looks compared to other men's hands, like

690
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: an average hand. So your penis is a little bit stubbier. Uh,

691
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: there's a little bit, there's a stubborness to it. It.

692
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: Probably it looks like your thumb a lot, but like

693
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 1: thicker than your thumb, but like it has like that

694
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: same coloring, and probably is a little bit like like

695
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: I guarantee you it looks like your hand. I know

696
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: what you'r I know what your penis looks like a

697
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: thumb for a penis, But I bet I could draw it.

698
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: I bet I know exactly flaccid what it looks like,

699
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: and it is. I think that it's not flaccid. It's flaccid.

700
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny that we say it, yeah, and we

701
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: say culinary instead of culinary, and it's supposed to be culinary.

702
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: That's the smallest piece of paper. You don't even want

703
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: me to like, you just literally got out a post

704
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: it note for me to draw the scale version of

705
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: your penis so well, that tells me a lot. Then

706
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: it was one of those posts notes you used to

707
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 1: like bookmark things. No, go in that drawer over here.

708
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: I think there's like envelopes. I think it'll fit on

709
00:36:52,280 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: an envelope, right, okay, I'll draw it. Yeah, you gave

710
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: up this tiny like a receipt, a little credit card receipt.

711
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: It was. It was very No this is soft. Oh no, no,

712
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,720
Speaker 1: a no, no, no it soft. I mean I can't

713
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: do this is still not okay, No, I want to

714
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: do soft because I feel like that soft. It's like,

715
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: I mean, who do you think I am? No, no, no no,

716
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: hold on, oh I'm just getting like, hold on, I'm

717
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: just doing I think it's that that soft that I mean,

718
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: a soft dick is all over the place. It is. Yeah,

719
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 1: I would say, no, it's it's probably like this. I

720
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 1: don't think it's that wide, to be honest, really, because

721
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: your thumb looks so what your thumb is like a

722
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: Megan Fox thumb. If you guys don't know what that is. No,

723
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: my penis, I describe it. It's like very Timothy shallowm

724
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: It looks like Timothy if Timothy Shallum was a penis.

725
00:37:55,640 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 1: It's like skinny. It's skinny. I never thought that. So

726
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: it doesn't look like your hands at a very handsome though.

727
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest to the skin off it. We

728
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: then Moile did when I was born rab By jokes.

729
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: Um no, So I uh know, my penis is very handsome.

730
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: I have a handsome penis. But it's just very proportioned,

731
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: but handsome because it doesn't have any discolorations and coloration.

732
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: There's no weirdness to it. There's no like you you

733
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: would enjoy. I think most women story. All right, I

734
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: just start talking about your penis. It's too early. I

735
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: know I brought it up. I'm bringing it down, all right.

736
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: Jody Turner Smith thirty four says relationship with husband Joshua

737
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: Jackson forty two began when they had a one night

738
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: stand after meeting at a party. The acts this story.

739
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: You could just go Joshua Jackson met his wife after

740
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: a one night stand. Like that would be a wait,

741
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: it's how the story that wasn't Joseph. Jody Turner Smith

742
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: thirty four met her husband Joshua Like nobody knows who

743
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: Jody Turner Smith is based on names, So you could

744
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: take that headline and just make it different, you know

745
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, isn't that a way to paraphrase that?

746
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: You think that would be easy? Okay? So, but just

747
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: you know, you don't need I just think they would

748
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: be easier for people to understand instead of being like

749
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: Jody Turners. It's just a little bit of a So

750
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: Joshua Jackson Pacy from Dawson's Creek met his wife. Yeah,

751
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: so he met his wife at a party. She pretended

752
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: like not to see him, like played a little hard

753
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: to get, and then she was unimpressed with his first

754
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: line next to you know they were banging was his

755
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 1: first line. Uh, I don't say. Okay, she wasn't that impressed,

756
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: and then they banged after that party. I guess the story.

757
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: I guess the story is interesting because she's admitting that

758
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: they fucked on the first night. Is that why she no?

759
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: The interesting thing for me was that she noticed him

760
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: and she really wanted him, and then when he paid

761
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: attention to her, she ignored him and he followed her

762
00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: around the party, and then by the end of the

763
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: night they connected and then they had sex the first night.

764
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: You do two things with celebrities. Do you either go,

765
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: oh my God, you're Nicky Glazer, or you go, hey,

766
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew and you're like, Hi, I'm NICKI You're like, oh, hi, Nikki.

767
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 1: You either go insanely overboard or you go insanely well.

768
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: I don't think this is a celebrity thing as much

769
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: as it was. She liked him things. So if you

770
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: meet a celebrity that you like and you're not trying

771
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: to fund them, obviously, just tell them that you like them,

772
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: because every celebrity wants to be liked. That's why we

773
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: get into it. So don't ever try to be cool,

774
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 1: like you don't know. I found out people on set

775
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: for the so we did in the game An Islands.

776
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: They later texted me like so good getting to know you,

777
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: or like it was so good. Like I got a

778
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: lot of texts of like goodbye text you know, and

779
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: one of them was someone we want a Dave and

780
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: his wife texts. Dave texted me from the set and

781
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: he goes, and by the way, my wife and I

782
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: are huge fans, and we were. I was always like,

783
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: I was really excited to me. I'm like, you are

784
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: a huge You seemed like you didn't know who I was.

785
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: And it's like that would have made me go, oh,

786
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: that's like, that's really nice that they know me. It

787
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: won't won't make me like you less if you're a

788
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: huge fan of me. And I'm I think I'm not

789
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: alone here with celebrities get into this because we want

790
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: people to like us, so turn off a guy. No, romantically,

791
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: I would want I would do the same thing that

792
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: she did and um, but that's for if I'm trying

793
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: to attract a man, because I want to be in

794
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: feminine energy, which is not trying at all and being

795
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: very like coy and I would want a man to

796
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,280
Speaker 1: be like like, can't stop looking at me, like wants

797
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: to know, wants to really like, Yeah, I would, I

798
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: would try. I would do the exact same thing. Like

799
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: when I met John Mayor, I was just like, oh hey,

800
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: you know, like I wasn't like, oh I love you.

801
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: But if I met you know, if I met that

802
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews. Because I'm not trying to Dave Matthews. I'm not,

803
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: but I know, but it's not like a possibility he's

804
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,479
Speaker 1: married with kids. I mean that's not something I would

805
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: if he was like, oh this one night, like you know, like,

806
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: but I'm I would I want to be with day Matthews,

807
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: and since I'm he's married with kids, I can't. And

808
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: so it's just like, what if he closed the door

809
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: a serious and played say goodbye to you and said, look,

810
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: don't worry about my wife and my kids, you know.

811
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: And I literally just got turned on even thinking about

812
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: the idea of having sex with Dave Matthews to the

813
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: Say Goodbye live at Luther College. But he taped when

814
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: I was in sixth grade, like we can't do this, Dave,

815
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 1: and then he's as in a series's one in one

816
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: of the rooms that's serious because that's where I met him,

817
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: and those are such cold, bright rooms. I don't know,

818
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,959
Speaker 1: I don't even It wouldn't be comfortable and I would

819
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 1: feel like anyone could walk in any second. Mad be

820
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: that sex where his jeans would be around his like

821
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: calves until you would hear the genes go like yes, yes,

822
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: and it would just be like a little bit sweaty,

823
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: just like pright doggy style, and then you'd be done.

824
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: You're like, did I just fuck Dave Matthews? Like it

825
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like that would be it would be worth

826
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: it would be I mean, it would it would just

827
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: be for the story and it would be like bucket list,

828
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: you know, like hosting the TV Movie Awards. We should

829
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: do a list where we tend people tend kind of

830
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: occupations before we die. Let's we should do a list

831
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: of like people celebrities we'd have sex with, like like

832
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: our our top our top one bottom one set that

833
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: him and Dave Matthews were my hall passes, even though

834
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: I don't have a boyfriend or husband to have hall

835
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: pass with. It's so a conversation. We gotta go get

836
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: a COVID test downstairs. Let's get to the corn and test.

837
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Hey, here we go. Tears

838
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: Andrew's weekly supports moment sounds more thrilled every week. All right.

839
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 1: Drew Robinson makes San Francisco Giants triple A roster after

840
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 1: losing his eye in suicide attempt. So he shot himself

841
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: in the face. Then he didn't call the cops till

842
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 1: the next day he called one for himself. He lost

843
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 1: his eye and now he's playing pro baseball. Like, I mean,

844
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable, Like he shot himself, right, I don't know

845
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: what he's actually shoot himself, like suicide. Yeah, he tried

846
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: to kill himself, and he shot himself and then he

847
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: was he called nine one one the next day, what yeah,

848
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: for himself, So he had no eye for a whole day.

849
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: I don't, I gotta read the whole story on May

850
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: thirteenth that comes out on ESPN, Like this, it's gonna

851
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: be like a thirty for thirty kind of thing. So

852
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: then he calls, he survives, loses his eye, and he

853
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: was a hell of a baseball player before that, right,

854
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: And so then he comes back and now he's playing

855
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: Triple A baseball with one eye he's missing. He's a lefty,

856
00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: he's missing his right eye. Oh my god. But I

857
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: mean this just shows you, like, you know, if you're

858
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: in the moment, like things can get better, you know,

859
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: like don't just because it's happening right then, Like I mean,

860
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: when people survive suicide so many times right there, just

861
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: so yeah, they realized that, Okay, maybe I didn't want

862
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: to kill myself. This was in the moment, and this

863
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: guy obviously made the absolute most of it. Yeah. I mean,

864
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it, but they often find,

865
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: you know, people that hang themselves, they find that they're

866
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 1: like trying to get the news like they find them

867
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: struggling with it, or you know, the people that have

868
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: survived jumping up the Golden Gate Bridge have told like,

869
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: as soon as they stepped the foot off, they were like,

870
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: what am I doing? That might be your body's natural's

871
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: response to want to survive even though the fact that

872
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: you're Yeah, so that could be that. But then I

873
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: have heard stories of people waking up in the i

874
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 1: c U after an attempt and the nurse goes, you're alive,

875
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: and they go fuck, and they go I have to

876
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: do it again. Like I've heard all this way. So

877
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: if you struggling with suicide, fucking talk to someone, Like,

878
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: there's so many people you can talk to. There's helplines,

879
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: all that stuff, but um and leave a voice, not

880
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 1: because I'll cry about it. So this guy, I, you know,

881
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm really happy for this guy to have gotten his

882
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: life back together in a way that he can play again.

883
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: I hope he's in a better place. I hope he

884
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: doesn't try it again, because these things sometimes can go

885
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: that way. Yeah. I mean, if he doesn't make the

886
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: actual pro team, if he just stays in minor league,

887
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: he's playing in the pro league in the Triple A,

888
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: which is right below before I think he was playing

889
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 1: triple A just the thing. I need to know more

890
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: about the story, and I apologize. So I'm gonna this

891
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: is a failed sports moment and just turn into a

892
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: Andrew's suicide news moment. But you know I can learn

893
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: more about it, um, and we can talk about it

894
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: next right here here to Okay, this is the guy.

895
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 1: Okay hall um. I could literally skip this right now

896
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: and learn Yeah. Okay, so yeah, he in a two

897
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 1: suicide except oh my god, it was two thousand twenty.

898
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: Drew Robinson makes San Francisco Giants triple A roster. Triple

899
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: A is right underneath. Okay, um for the Sacramento river Cats.

900
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: Like you said, like him losing his eye, he might have,

901
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 1: you know, gotten even better because he worked even harder.

902
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: It's like when someone you know, they tear their a

903
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 1: c l and they worked their ass off to get

904
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 1: back and they're actually healthier and they have a better

905
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: knee after the fact. Yeah, I mean like it sounds

906
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: like this attempt really helped him, because he he attempted

907
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: suicide on April, which surprises friends and family who had

908
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: always seen Robinson as the wise, cracking good natured life

909
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: of the party, which is oftentimes that what happens for surgeries. Later, Um,

910
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: they removed the bullet. Uh, they removed to the eye,

911
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: his eye, and um. He says that he's now rebuilding mentally,

912
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: um with regular therapy, meditation, and medication. I love to

913
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: hear that. Wow, Well, I would like to know what

914
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: his history was, like how far he made it before

915
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: he decided to shoot him. Always want to know what

916
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: the thing is that goes the guy goes, I'm gonna

917
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: do this, Like is it did they get drunk and

918
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,959
Speaker 1: just like got some saw a picture of their ex

919
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: on Instagram with a new boyfriend. Like these things that

920
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: people finally go I'm gonna do it. It's just so

921
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 1: motivated by this moment. It's like that song the You

922
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: two song that was written about the lead singer that

923
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 1: committed suicide of UM I forget who who YouTube Banno

924
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: wrote the song about it. But it's stuck in a

925
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: moment and you can't get out of it. That's a

926
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: song about his friend who committed suicide because he was

927
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: just stuck in a moment that you can just just

928
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: get past that moment and you won't want to do this, like,

929
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: just hold on so um to all our listeners that

930
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: have those thoughts or anyone thinking about those things. I've

931
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: thought about those things before too, and it's hard. It's

932
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: you can't help out. Your mind goes and sometimes but

933
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: you can. There is always someone who will talk to

934
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: you about it. And um, like, if you're brave enough

935
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: to try to take your own life, you can be

936
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: brave enough before you do that to maybe have hope

937
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: that someone might talk to you and make you feel

938
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: differently if you wait. So let's get to listener mail,

939
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: all right, this one comes in for from Sarah. H Oh,

940
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,919
Speaker 1: it's Sarah with an H, but the last part of

941
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: the it's either Sarah with an AH or it's Sarah

942
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 1: with an ex capital H at the end of Sarah. Okay,

943
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: So we got a voice message from Sarah. Let's listen

944
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: voice voice message and Nikky and Andrew, hope you all

945
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: are having all the swells. I'm having all the swells

946
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: on my end. So I've heard a lot of discussion

947
00:49:55,880 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: between you guys about how Andrew has some trouble pronouncing things,

948
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 1: and I just am here to let you know, Andrew,

949
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: I also have a lot of issues pronouncing things too,

950
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: but it feels like, um, I have a few instances

951
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 1: that are a little bit more humiliating in my past,

952
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: publicly pronounced Santa Monica. Damn it, there I go Monica,

953
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: Santa Monica. And I've also pronounced um yosemite as yas

954
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: might and if I think of it, there's all. But

955
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 1: there's my two most agregious offenses. So oh that made

956
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: me so swells. I look, Santa Monica. I will never

957
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: say the other one again. Santa Monica. Yosamite yassamite, yam dude,

958
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: I thank you. I feel less alone, and uh, you

959
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: know it's like, no, Sarah, I need to know when

960
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: you said Santa Monica and what and what was the

961
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: circumstance and like context of like if I heard someone

962
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 1: say Santa Monica, I would just go wait what, Like

963
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: I want to know what when you said it and

964
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: how shocked people were and confused. That's so funny, Like

965
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: is it considered a speech impediment when you say words wrong?

966
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 1: Or is everyone else wrongment? I think it's just uh,

967
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: I think it's just a cute little thing. At least

968
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: when Sarah does. It's adorable. But remember remember that one time, Noah,

969
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: when the guy, the one of the fire ups at

970
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: Comedy Central pronounced it chippole Chippotle or chip chip Chipottle.

971
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: He called it, and I go, and it's someone that

972
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: he was like above me. He was like a boss,

973
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: and I go, I go, Chappato, I go. I can't

974
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: I go? Hasn't when we're at a big dinner like

975
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: it was all people that worked for this guy, and

976
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: he was very nice, so I knew he could. He can.

977
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: I go? Who who has let you get through life?

978
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: And not corrected Chappato because I know you've used that before.

979
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: People aren't being honest with you, sir. I said, it's

980
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: Chipotle and he was a little embarrassed, And I'm like,

981
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: this is what happens when you're a boss. Is people

982
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: let you say I'm one of the Chapado in Santa

983
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 1: Monica and last summer I've made with my family and

984
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: yes I might, and everyone else is going, I can't

985
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: wait to go to Chapatto too many Then they talked

986
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: about you behind your back. I needed him to know

987
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 1: so he knows. How did he react? What did you say?

988
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: That's a little embarrassed, but he was laughing. I just

989
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: go this this and I made fun. I go, this

990
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: is what happens when you're the boss like you, you

991
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: think of all the other things you're saying wrong. I mean,

992
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people say yeah, but it

993
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: was it was chapado. It was something very very wrong.

994
00:52:53,760 --> 00:53:00,080
Speaker 1: Let's hear a voice memo from Liz. Hello, besties, this

995
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: is Liz. I've had two recorders with this, so I

996
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: just want to get to the point right now. Get him.

997
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: Love the show, love the pod. I crave Monday through

998
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: Thursdays being able to listen to you guys, so thanks.

999
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: My question is is Andrew going to be under scoring

1000
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: with you Nikki when you start touring this fall. I'm

1001
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 1: super excited and I think that would be super fun,

1002
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,359
Speaker 1: super cool. Okay, it comes, so it would be really cool.

1003
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: Not yes, yes, and yeah. I just wanted to share

1004
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 1: that I had a little like fan moment when um

1005
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: Andrew with the blue checkmark. He responded to my um

1006
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: instadiums and I'm totally aware that he only did it

1007
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: because he was on his flight from the Cayman Island

1008
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: and he was super bored, but I still appreciate the

1009
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: responses made my night nice. Love you Besties. I love you,

1010
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 1: Liz Man. These voice notes are like support of Andrew

1011
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: a little um. It's so sweet. And yes, Andrew will

1012
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: be on tour, Liz Um all my tour dates for now,

1013
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: aur We're adding more. You can check out if from

1014
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: going to your city at Nikki Glazer dot com Slash Tour.

1015
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: And Andrew will be on all of those and we

1016
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: will be making a very pro Besties show with consideration

1017
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: that you know podcast listeners will be there. So I'm

1018
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: so grateful for you all, and I hope you can

1019
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: make it. Do you think when we walk out, people

1020
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: are gonna go Yeah? I mean I think I'm definitely

1021
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: going to reference some things that besties will only know

1022
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: and the rest of people will be very confused. They'll

1023
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: just be like, what was that sound? She just main

1024
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: I'll be because people we're just gonna realize no one

1025
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: listened with it a podcast? Oh I know yeah, And

1026
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 1: I'll be like, no, the besties are going to come out.

1027
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: I feel it for sure. Thank you so much for

1028
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 1: your voice, But let's keep leaving leaving them for us.

1029
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: Go to our Instagram page and then the link in

1030
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 1: the Instagram bio is going to take you to that

1031
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: and you can you can hear your own voice on

1032
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: our podcast. Thanks so much to Liz and Sarah for

1033
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: those let's know more word let us know more words

1034
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: that you say wrong out there because it's the best.

1035
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: Andrew final thought for the show, what's your day looking like?

1036
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to that workout class at ten am

1037
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna hang out with the director of

1038
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: your pilot that you shot for your I'm going to

1039
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: be hanging out, but I think I am yes, because

1040
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: I am working all day and um yeah, I'm just

1041
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: gonna go into this weekend of you know, We're going

1042
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: to l A on Saturday, so I'm gonna get a

1043
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,399
Speaker 1: couple more days with my girl, my lady. Hopefully we'll

1044
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: have some weird new sex while looking in the mirror. Yeah,

1045
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,839
Speaker 1: he has a sick mirror and uh, your boy, it's

1046
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: the It's one of the best things that I don't

1047
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: like seeing myself, but I like seeing her in the

1048
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: mirror because it's almost like I'm in a porn kind

1049
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: of because I'm disconnected. I'm seeing I don't see the

1050
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: image across the room as opposed to what you well,

1051
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: you've always kind of said that like sometimes when they're

1052
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: like you're having sex, you can't even process that, like

1053
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 1: it's happening to you and you're like out of body

1054
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: even though like the thing you dream about both is

1055
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: like happening to you, so weird. And then when when

1056
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 1: you see it in the mirror, you're like, holy sh it,

1057
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 1: that's me having sex with that. Like that person is

1058
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: having sex with like that. I mean, why she I

1059
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 1: don't deserve that? Well, have her send a voice moment

1060
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: and then let us know why. No, it's so sweet.

1061
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. What are you gonna do? I mean,

1062
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts these days? I mean, you're back

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00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: in St. Louis. Are you feeling comfortable? Are you feeling happy?

1064
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: Are you feeling like came in is like you spent

1065
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: two months and came in out of it spent almost

1066
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 1: three months. I mean it was a long and I

1067
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: spent two weeks like alone after it. Um, I miss

1068
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: that life and I feel good being back in St. Louis,

1069
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 1: But I also feel, um a little bit like frustrated

1070
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 1: with any romantic I really really want um a boyfriend

1071
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: or I want a husband at some point in my future.

1072
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: And I'm really I like know exactly what I want now,

1073
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: and so now I'm kind of like I need to

1074
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 1: get that my life is in order. My career is

1075
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: just solid. I don't really want anything more in my career.

1076
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: It keeps coming and I'm so grateful, but like I

1077
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: am not driven by my career anymore. Like I'm driven

1078
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 1: now by like intimacy and wanting to find um a partner.

1079
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 1: But it's really frustrating because on the apps here in St. Louis,

1080
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: there's just not There's slim Pickens, and I'm frustrated by Ryah,

1081
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: which is the other dating app for l A. I'm

1082
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: frustrated by my Instagram because no one's really sliding in,

1083
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. I'm excited to go to l

1084
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: A and like work on a new set on this

1085
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: MTV thing and like meet new people and like trying

1086
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: to find the right one, but it's not it's not

1087
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 1: so much trying, like I just have to be open

1088
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: to it, which I really am now. Like the other day,

1089
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: you showed me a picture of a guy that you

1090
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 1: were like going to set there, Like, hey, my friend

1091
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: lives in l A. And I wasn't attracted to him

1092
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: based on the pictures like he wasn't in my type

1093
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: even though he's an attractive guy. And what did I

1094
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: say to you? No, you said I was that you

1095
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: would give it a chance, even though the initial attraction

1096
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: might not be there. Yeah, That's what I've learned, is

1097
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: that I don't know anything. I literally, anyone that I've

1098
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: swiped left on on apps I could fall deeply in

1099
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 1: love with, because I know now that it's not about

1100
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: like the way you look on an app like that is.

1101
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: Looks are obviously something it looks in person means so

1102
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: much more than app. But no one on an app

1103
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: represents themselves the way that they are. No one. I

1104
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: guess what you do know about the guys that he

1105
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: was best friends with me, like I vouch for him.

1106
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: People also vouch for people that have been engaged when

1107
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,800
Speaker 1: you vouch for them, like, I don't really trust your yea.

1108
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: That was one time they were in an open relationship

1109
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 1: at the time. Yeah, that guy, and the next day

1110
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: he literally announced his engagement. I was like, I was

1111
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 1: scoping this guy yesterday, being like I could date this

1112
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: guy that because you don't think then you go, I

1113
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: don't trust you with that. That was one time. One

1114
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:31,439
Speaker 1: time that you recommended an engaged friend for me. To date,

1115
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: you've been, you've you've entertained a couple of guys, and

1116
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: then I just I don't think you and I have

1117
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: the same type in guys for me, or have the

1118
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: same I think I might have better guys for you

1119
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 1: than you do for yourself. Possibly. I mean that generally happens,

1120
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: but for people who like, yeah you, but I mean, yeah,

1121
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: you know what happened. We became friends too late if

1122
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: we were friends of twenty three, but I wouldn't have

1123
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: been ready for a relationship. I'm not I wasn't really

1124
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: ready for one six months ago. I'm just saying I

1125
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: had way more available, like really hot, successful friends for you.

1126
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: But maybe when I get divorced. If you're listening, guys,

1127
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait for this new batch to come up.

1128
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm thirty six. So people are getting divorced, which doesn't

1129
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: mean that their relationship with their ex wife was unsuccessful

1130
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: or not as good. Like if you get divorced, that

1131
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: didn't mean you failed. I'll say that again. If your

1132
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: breakup or get divorced, your relationship is not a failure.

1133
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: Not everything is to last until you're like I love you, batress,

1134
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: and I'm going to say good Bundy through this window

1135
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: at a nursing home because of COVID. Like those are

1136
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: always the relationships we celebrate. It's like, what if they

1137
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: fucking hated each other for forty five years, like a

1138
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: guy with two kids or like with a kid, Oh

1139
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: my god, I'd be all over it because I don't

1140
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: really want kids on my own, but step kids, I

1141
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: could totally Like if he's like, you know, the type

1142
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: of dad that doesn't really want to see these kids

1143
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 1: that much, then that's even better. Yes, stealing you away

1144
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: from your old family, that's the laser way. Um. All right, guys,

1145
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. That was our week

1146
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: of a show. We will be back next week, you

1147
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: know we will will be in Los Angeles and right

1148
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: next to yeah, Cinamonica. And make sure you get tickets

1149
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: to my tour Nikki Glazer dot com slash tour to

1150
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: check out my tour dates and to get tickets. Pre

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01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: sale code is one night, All, one word. Thank you

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01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: for listening. We'll see you on Monday, squirts. Oh wait, okay,