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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from MTV's

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Speaker 1: Girl Code Jesse May Paluso February six through the eighth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four two, five,

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Speaker 1: two eight nine, seven thousand on the twenties. Hello. Hey, UM,

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Speaker 1: this is Craig the delivery Guy. Uh, listen, I already

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Speaker 1: dropped everything off, Um, but nobody was there, So I

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Speaker 1: just got your phone number from your neighbors and thought

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Speaker 1: i'd call you to to see if you're gonna go

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Speaker 1: check on them and everything, or you know, if there

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Speaker 1: was something else you wanted me to do. My talking about.

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Speaker 1: My name is Craig from the delivery guy. Um, Okay,

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Speaker 1: why are you calling me? Well, because I just dropped

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Speaker 1: them off, but nobody was at the house and I'm running,

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Speaker 1: I'm running behind schedule, so I just put them in

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Speaker 1: the backyard and then got your phone number from one

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Speaker 1: of your neighbors. Off they I'll pack because that you ordered,

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Speaker 1: what the alpacas? That you ordered the animals? Yeah? What's

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Speaker 1: your name is this? Luan? No, my name is Aaron.

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Speaker 1: What address did you use? Well? I got an invoice

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Speaker 1: here for Luan that lives at one nine Third avenue.

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Is that you not my address? Oh? Uh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's your address? I'm one six? Did you drop it off?

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Speaker 1: It's one six? Uh, I might have. Are you telling

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Speaker 1: me that there are live animals in my backyard right now? Um? Yeah, jeez,

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Speaker 1: I am pick them up. I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you

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Speaker 1: say I said you need to go pick them up?

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Speaker 1: I am animals, I am a bone head. I am

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Speaker 1: just leave them where? Damn it. Um it's my fault completely.

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Speaker 1: But listen, I'm really behind schedule. I just got to

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Speaker 1: finish some deliveries first. I'll head back over there, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know a day or so a day, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I'm really back. Well, listen, I'm really backed up, and

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. You can't just hang onto the outpackers

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Speaker 1: for a day? Are you hang on to altpackers for

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Speaker 1: a day? Well, think about it this way. Are you

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Speaker 1: out of your mind? Are you listening to yourself right now?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna pick up altpackers in a day? I left

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Speaker 1: their food and everything. I mean, think about it this way.

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Speaker 1: You can kind of play with them for a day,

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Speaker 1: and it's like you have a couple of pets or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and then you are out of your fine who employed

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Speaker 1: you pick them up? In the next half hour. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call your boy. You haven't seen the outpackers yet.

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Speaker 1: I call the little gray one Stormy. He's like the

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Speaker 1: cutest guy ever because he looks like a little storm

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Speaker 1: cloud balancing around. You know, I don't think you realize

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Speaker 1: how good the fur is. I want you to shut

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Speaker 1: up and give me yours. Have you ever had al Packaburger?

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Speaker 1: I hate you. You have never been to a cookout

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Speaker 1: before unless you've had a nol Packaburger. I can tell

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Speaker 1: you that much. You should try it. Give me your number.

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Speaker 1: I'll call the police. Well, I can't actually do that

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What it's a joke. Your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: John set you up. He says that you're gullible and

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Speaker 1: believe everything, So we figured why not al Packers? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Can I guess ask you a serious question before I

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Speaker 1: let you go? What have you ever actually tried now Packaburger?

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Speaker 1: Because they are delish up every morning with jubil Funk

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On removing ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five