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Speaker 1: Well, finally, are you smarter than Joe? You're smarter than nephew?

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Speaker 1: Times we'll talk about yes right now, absolutely absolutely Joe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah's smart. Huh. Well, we're gonna play the game tomorrow

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Speaker 1: as well. Go to Steve Harvey f M to register

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Speaker 1: please so you can get a chance of winning his

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Speaker 1: one million dollars million dollars, million dollars. But I'll be

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Speaker 1: back to morrow. So come on, clean, come on. That's

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Speaker 1: my favorite. All right, coming up at the top of

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Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject his son is not my responsibility, right right right,

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Speaker 1: that's the subject. Okay, but right now the nephew is

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Speaker 1: here with his prank phone called King of Prank's what

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Speaker 1: you got? I'm mixing in the rab you know, because everybody,

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Speaker 1: little party, I'm in my pay right now. See when

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Speaker 1: I when I listened to my prank, I like to

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Speaker 1: have part faith. You understand that. So today's delicious is delicious.

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Speaker 1: Right now, we're gonna go home. Buck up, y'all. Raymond

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Speaker 1: in the whoa hello, hello, he who can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: You're bad? Who's there this? Raymond? Speak up? I can't

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Speaker 1: hear you. Who this is Raymond? Speak up? I can't

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Speaker 1: hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond for roond

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Speaker 1: is my sister brother? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody them broke in the house, taking the

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Speaker 1: house right now? I'm in the hold on hello, hold on, man,

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Speaker 1: damn I batter. What you're saying somebody that somebody them

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Speaker 1: broken house? Why they hear you? Worser him? Because they're

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Speaker 1: in the house right now. I'm wait a minute, Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. You're saying somebody they broke in the hold

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Speaker 1: when they steal in there? Somebody, I'm broke in the house.

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Speaker 1: I'm getting the house now. Hold on, Wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: You're saying, somebody that broke it to your damn house

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Speaker 1: and they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See

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Speaker 1: nothing there? Why you ain't calling the police. I'm in

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Speaker 1: the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get somebody to hold on, hold on. Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody in the house,

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Speaker 1: in your damn house. White not okay? Wait where you

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Speaker 1: live at? Where you live at? I'm hold thirty six

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Speaker 1: straight because I'm a thirty two and a half. You

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Speaker 1: know what, hold on after the call? Long? Wait wait, wait, wait, man,

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Speaker 1: you know what what? Wait a minute, don't God please,

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Speaker 1: you've seen your sa I hold somebody's to know, you

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Speaker 1: know from the kid you you're talking about. You don't

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Speaker 1: want them arrest it. We've got some illegal stuff. Don't

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Speaker 1: call nobody. Wait a minute. Wait, wait Na, you're saying

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Speaker 1: hold on, you're saying, don't call the damn loss. You

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Speaker 1: have to what in the house? Do call the week

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Speaker 1: they got it? That's a Nickels in the house doing. Man,

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Speaker 1: what we got? Man, you know what is bad? Do

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Speaker 1: you know what? You'll see your up in there. That's

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Speaker 1: probably while they're in the house. Now you have set

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Speaker 1: you up in the house. That's who in there there,

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Speaker 1: that's I guarantee you that what you what you got

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Speaker 1: in there? And you know what, Man, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you something. I'm gonna tell you the best thing to

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Speaker 1: do even doing the people in your house right now,

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Speaker 1: you need the jumper. Let me call them. Man, you

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Speaker 1: need to let me call the day long. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you right now, you can't get don't do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm gonna but you know what, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna you don't call you will say down now. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you now, I get called a low, I

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Speaker 1: get calling hold on, I get my wife the call

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Speaker 1: right now, don't call the police. Don't call them because

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Speaker 1: it's too much of my wife. Don't man, But I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you something honest, I can't do it. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Don't for to go down there now. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you something I could just potell me. Don't even call

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Speaker 1: the damn low. You know what, man looking here do

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Speaker 1: i'mnna be honest with you. I'm I ain't gonna go

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Speaker 1: down there. I'm gonna tell you right there now, you

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Speaker 1: know what. The first thing I'm gonna tell you that now,

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Speaker 1: I a't gonna take my down there first of us.

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Speaker 1: They may be tapping my damn lying and I ain't

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Speaker 1: got to do with this. You're gonna get man, I

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Speaker 1: could call it now, I want one. Maybe look go

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Speaker 1: ahead and call them because you know what, You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get your kill down now and they don't know who

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Speaker 1: you are. Man, you know what? And I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: stay on this phone with your so they can find

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Speaker 1: out you know what looks like called a lot. I

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Speaker 1: ain't getting that. I ain't man, you must get damn fool.

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Speaker 1: Ain't gonna getting that. One's im gonna tell you what

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Speaker 1: you can do. Dot. I call it low after they

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Speaker 1: had my wife. Right now, you know what. You may

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Speaker 1: not like it now, but you appreciate me later because

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Speaker 1: you know when you're gonna get your month head. Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I think

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Speaker 1: I think, man, you know what this is? Some crazy

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Speaker 1: dot you to set your um say nothing. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: try to shoot up for one. Don't getting my month

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Speaker 1: calling damn low, damn fool. You better keep your monk

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Speaker 1: heads in that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now

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Speaker 1: you're a damn fool. You walk out because I'm gona

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Speaker 1: tell you not, they show gonna kill your stupid man.

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Speaker 1: You know what. I ain't gonna lie to you. Man.

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Speaker 1: The only thing I can tell you, damn I'm called

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Speaker 1: a law. You're gonna go down, and I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you not. I ain't going down with I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you really even call me unless you want to help,

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't to

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Speaker 1: jump in the eyes of myself nor my damn family

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Speaker 1: over your I need to only thing I can do.

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Speaker 1: I can help you out in one way. I'm called

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Speaker 1: along now. My wife's got a cellphone. What you want

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Speaker 1: me to do? Will you get me? You must be

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Speaker 1: a damn boo. I'm not I ain't going down. I

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Speaker 1: ain't going you know what that look? Look I can't

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Speaker 1: get in there, and my wife did not have to

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Speaker 1: count the police. IM gonna tell you right now. They

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Speaker 1: couldn't calm can can you? Can you hear me? You

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Speaker 1: can hear you your damn mouth shut up? Shut? Can

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Speaker 1: you shut your damn mouth right now? Can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Shut out? I don't know what the height that's why

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Speaker 1: they don't shoot the shut and don't peek out that

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Speaker 1: damn dope. Can I say something? Man? You need to

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Speaker 1: shut your damn mold. This is Nephew timing from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You know what, you just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by? Man? Y'all some dirty I do dare away, man, dog,

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Speaker 1: you just got branked by your boy. Wind down, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm sweating like hey up in this damned withdrawals. Ooh man,

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Speaker 1: you sit up here. I want to play with. Man.

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Speaker 1: Look at here, boy, I'm sweating, like here, Why are

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Speaker 1: you sweating? It was for the doc because I damn

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Speaker 1: sure no wants you to come down to the house.

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Speaker 1: That's a show. I know you weren't coming to that.

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Speaker 1: I heard it in your voice. I say, Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know what. He ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be here right now. Man, I might need to

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Speaker 1: take off for work. Board. Hey, let me ask you something, man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land. K

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Speaker 1: be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning show with that

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Speaker 1: other that nephew Tommy when he's crazy. That is classic,

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Speaker 1: baby classic. Don't run. That's everybody's favorite. Right Shut up,

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Speaker 1: damn man, Nashville, listen to me closely. I'm coming to

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Speaker 1: town sep Temple seven, eight twenty nine Thursday, Fride and said,

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Speaker 1: I'll be there. Tell everybody the Nephew was coming. Shut

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Speaker 1: how you shut your mom and talk through your mouth?

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Speaker 1: Babies while shut while your teeth is great for your

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Speaker 1: ty night and the Nephew coming to Zanies Comedy Club

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Speaker 1: in Nashville, Tennessee. Tickets on sale right now. Y'all better

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Speaker 1: getting it. I'm not gonna be adding three thousand shows.

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Speaker 1: Get your tickets now, all right, thinking nephew. Up next

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Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letters, subject his son is not my responsibility?

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Speaker 1: Right you're listening to The Day Harday Morning showm