WEBVTT - BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE

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<v Speaker 1>The way she said it was so casual, like drinking

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<v Speaker 1>blue stuff. Huh, it's like all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, was assuring you in the mirror with just a

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<v Speaker 2>blue mustache, being like, dave me, you're sick.

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<v Speaker 1>You swear you would stop. I just punched the mirror.

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<v Speaker 3>You're bleeding blue. You just hear your girl backing up

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<v Speaker 3>in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm leaving you, you pieza.

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<v Speaker 1>Ship, leave me, Leave me with my blue drinks. I go, dad,

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<v Speaker 1>who needs you? All right? Tell her to listen to

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<v Speaker 1>this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Chimps in your na.

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<v Speaker 1>Bears are racists, money.

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<v Speaker 2>Turkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're once, twice, three times a lady. There it is there.

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<v Speaker 2>It is ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mama's alike.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 1>of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've and we finally worked to prove that everybody's

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<v Speaker 2>always talking about Beyonce's fine ass cousins, but ain't nobody

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Beyonce's fine ass uncles.

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<v Speaker 1>That bitch got.

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<v Speaker 2>The most beautiful uncles that's ever walked this planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're hiding the uncles from us because they don't

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<v Speaker 2>want the patriarchy to flip, making men be overly sexualized

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<v Speaker 2>and women to gain the real power in the fucking country.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all the big rooms. I'd say, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>gorgeous beyond say uncles and cousins.

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<v Speaker 1>She got hashtag bring back our boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring back our boys.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like stink Kern, I'm David boy and uh, we

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<v Speaker 1>have something to talk about. I just that hashtag just

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<v Speaker 1>realized it made me. I do want to bring this up.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't even talk about this pre but this has

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<v Speaker 1>come up in my recent life. Yeah, remember how fast

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<v Speaker 1>that hashtag black boy joy got smashed smashed? It never

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<v Speaker 1>took off. Nobody wanted it. We didn't get any time

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<v Speaker 1>with it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we didn't get a lot of time with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say I never felt confident posting it. I

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<v Speaker 2>would have felt too. I think I would have felt

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<v Speaker 2>deeply embarrassed the idea of, you know, showing myself happy

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<v Speaker 2>and putting hashtag black boy joy under it. So I

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<v Speaker 2>can't be the best advocate because I was too much

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<v Speaker 2>of a coward to even fully invest.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what I'm saying, that's the problem brother, Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you feel confident sharing your joy with the world. Of

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<v Speaker 1>all the trash we spew on social media, you feel

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable being like, here's me with the snow cone, enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>my day, or whatever you do to make you happy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the activities.

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<v Speaker 2>At the point, I'm not so much laughing at your

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<v Speaker 2>choice of it being a snow cone and more laughing

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<v Speaker 2>at the idea of that being the thing where I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>finally I can express myself to the world. Finally the

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<v Speaker 2>world can see what my happiness really looks like. It's

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<v Speaker 2>me away from my family eating a snow cone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, a low bar is easy to walk over, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel it. I definitely feel it. I did you

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<v Speaker 2>did you ever? Were you ever helping to promote black

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<v Speaker 2>Boy Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happened. That's what we were talking about. Is

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<v Speaker 1>I also was a pussy and did not but I

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<v Speaker 1>liked the I did like the spirit of it. I

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<v Speaker 1>did appreciate the spirit of it. I think maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>felt coded in that it was buoyed up and that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't great. But the idea of a hashtag for black

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<v Speaker 1>dudes being happy, Yeah, I was for that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. I think the unfortunate part of the job

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<v Speaker 2>that we do is that it creates a natural cynicism

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<v Speaker 2>that the beautiful people who listen to us never have

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<v Speaker 2>to fully live with. They can dip in and out of,

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<v Speaker 2>like whatever this game is that we're playing, like, the

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<v Speaker 2>reality is like I'm never gonna get to enjoy hashtags.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm never gonna get to enjoy sort of like even

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<v Speaker 2>the most like joyous moments that like we all electively

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<v Speaker 2>stand behind and cheer, Yes, finally, justice or happiness or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it is, there's a part of my brain that's

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<v Speaker 2>constantly trying to think of bits and critique it and

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<v Speaker 2>make it worse than it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's my problem with trends. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>miss out on so many great trends because listen, everything

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<v Speaker 1>is stupid besides four things. Yeah, that's real, that's real.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like four things that aren't stupid. Everything else is stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>and then.

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<v Speaker 2>The window for them not being stupid is so small.

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<v Speaker 1>Tiny, tiny, And the problem with getting good at this

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<v Speaker 1>job is even the good stuff, you're a big.

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid Yeah, no, you'll find a way.

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<v Speaker 1>You can fuck it. You're gonna fuck that shit up.

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<v Speaker 1>And like and I and I take that burden on

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you remember when and and it had a

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<v Speaker 2>hot like fucking six months where everybody was going and

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<v Speaker 2>getting the serious photos taken, but were doing them silly awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so funny, so funny. I love that regular

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<v Speaker 2>people were like being adventurous and silly and trying things

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<v Speaker 2>outside of the scope of what they would normally want

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<v Speaker 2>to do in their instinct. All of it was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>And there was something in me, the deep ugly hater

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<v Speaker 2>in me was always like, Nigga, that ain't funny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't even know what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've wanted to get glamour shots with the homies many time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so cool. It's so fun really cool. It becomes popular.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Last year, I was thinking it would be funny if

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<v Speaker 1>we somehow got addresses and we sent out a Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>card with Sears glamour shots. And I didn't bring it

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<v Speaker 1>up because it's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro. I think that's so funny, and I wish so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish either of us had the capacity to be

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<v Speaker 2>able to to be that.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, you want to know what the

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<v Speaker 1>fits were in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh go crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You're sitting down, red turtleneck, okay, festive Christmas vest I'm

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<v Speaker 1>standing behind you, hand on your shoulder. It goes further. Yeah, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>green turtleneck, one of those reindeer. Hey, okay, from our

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<v Speaker 1>family to yours. It would have gone crazy. The grete

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<v Speaker 1>would go. I'd like it.

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<v Speaker 2>If we wrote like kind of a long message on it,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, like what we've been doing too.

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<v Speaker 2>How all those cards they kind of have like where

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<v Speaker 2>they really take the season serious and they're gonna teach

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<v Speaker 2>you a little bit of a you know, the these

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<v Speaker 2>complicated times were really here at the Mamma Told Me podcast, Cherish.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be a full recap like it's been.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a great season in our house. Olivia's been

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<v Speaker 1>getting into banking, license, discovered purposes a form of exercising.

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<v Speaker 1>David boyt a bicycle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even bro this is how fucked up I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even dress up for real, No, that's real.

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<v Speaker 1>I can dress up like for a wedding or something

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine, but like a costume party, Halloween all that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even my every single year. My wife before

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<v Speaker 2>the child was here, and now my wife, especially after

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<v Speaker 2>our child is here, is constantly trying to get us

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<v Speaker 2>to do joint costumes that like, somehow we wear all

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<v Speaker 2>the same thing and what a cute thing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It is endurable, and I destroy it every time, every time.

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<v Speaker 2>And now the only negotiation I've been willing to make,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is one hundred percent true, is that I

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<v Speaker 2>told her I will do a joint costume with you

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<v Speaker 2>and our child. So long as I get to dress

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<v Speaker 2>up as something that kills or imprisons you, I will

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they have to be the horses and you're a

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<v Speaker 1>trainer or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have to be something sort of like not

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<v Speaker 2>completely on board with whatever they are in order to

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<v Speaker 2>do the joint costume.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, I hate it. I wish I had, because I

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<v Speaker 1>feel you I did. Do you remember when we all

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<v Speaker 1>did that the Black Show for Comedy Central?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, New Negroes, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember that. On my night afterwards, we took a

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<v Speaker 1>picture and if you remember, that was right around when

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<v Speaker 1>Black Panther came out, and everybody in the picture was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do the Wakanda forever? And I did it with middle fingers. Hell. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just because I can't have anything nice.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've never done that. That thing, the egg Ship,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done that sincerely once.

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<v Speaker 1>It sucks. It stinks, but I want to like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I I was happy that people were happy, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>saw all those those pictures of people showing up to

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<v Speaker 2>theaters dressed like Halee Selassie and fucking doing the Wakanda foreverthing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, yeah, that's hell, Yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>But in the back of my mind, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're fucking losers. Yeah I was, and I'm making fun

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<v Speaker 2>of you. I was mad, you have you have big,

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<v Speaker 2>big issues with uh, with that that franchise.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, I don't want to I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be like this, Sure, I would rather not. I

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<v Speaker 1>just man, it's not even a real country.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro. It's also not that good a movie. But hey, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>where where's a family restaurant?

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<v Speaker 1>And if you want to hear my thoughts on Wakanda Forever,

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<v Speaker 1>go to patreon dot com back slash David Borie purchase

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<v Speaker 1>my special Birth of a Nation a little bit about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I also have a bit with a hook about hooking

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<v Speaker 1>up with an African woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh nice, I never did it as a result of

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<v Speaker 2>African filmography.

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<v Speaker 1>It was more, to be honest, it almost felt like

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<v Speaker 1>in spite of because I was really taking the date

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<v Speaker 1>in the car. Uh, I was just because I was

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<v Speaker 1>so angry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you were shitting on a thing that she enjoyed

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<v Speaker 2>to the point that you almost fumbled beautiful damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly because I was like, you're not You're not pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was from Sierra Leone too, so I should

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<v Speaker 1>have been minding my because it was like, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Was supposed to be your wife and you you really

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<v Speaker 2>you really fucked that up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, damn, two women. I fumbled the bag with heartbreaking

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<v Speaker 4>I know my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if I had talked to her about stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that, she would be upset.

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<v Speaker 2>But no clue.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, yeah, you gotta have one that you've taken out

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<v Speaker 1>in the daytime for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>But we we we can't dilly or dally any any

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<v Speaker 2>further on this, we we and isaay we But mostly

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<v Speaker 2>I I came across a conspiracy that that I I

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<v Speaker 2>guess it's easiest to just share the story of how

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<v Speaker 2>this happened. A few weeks ago, I was in a uber.

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<v Speaker 2>I got in an uber I think I was in

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<v Speaker 2>Atlanta at the time, and the driver was already playing

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<v Speaker 2>a YouTube video over the speakers very loudly. He showed

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<v Speaker 2>no evidence of being concerned whether or not I would

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy said YouTube video. It was just it was on.

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<v Speaker 2>As I got in, I said hello. He may not

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<v Speaker 2>have spoken back. I truly don't know, because of how

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<v Speaker 2>loud the video was playing, But either way, I got

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<v Speaker 2>in this uber and the man driving was watching a

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube video where two podcasters were arguing about whether or

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<v Speaker 2>not bbl's stink, whether or not there is a stench

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<v Speaker 2>associated with bbls, and on one gentleman chefore direct myself.

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<v Speaker 2>One gentleman was pro and one gentleman was con and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you decide which is which in the case

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<v Speaker 2>of stinky bbls. But they were arguing very intensely about it,

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<v Speaker 2>and and I never really could make sense of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought, what a perfect conversation to bring back

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<v Speaker 2>to my man from the Congo, so that we can

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<v Speaker 2>we can unpack this thing together.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it because I mean, okay, so first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we start here. Have you ever dealt with

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<v Speaker 1>the BBL personally.

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<v Speaker 2>I have felt some, but I have never.

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<v Speaker 1>Same.

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<v Speaker 2>I never I've never had the pleasure. I've talked about

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<v Speaker 2>this before on the podcast. I met my wife immediately

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<v Speaker 2>after filming Insecure and have remained faithful the entire time.

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<v Speaker 2>So a lot of the a lot of the beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>things that I could have had access to, I have not,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is my burden to bear and I continue

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<v Speaker 2>to bear it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like you missed the whole technology, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. It's like you got married to the Nokia.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the iPhone was recording.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I keep being like, yeah, but the battery

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<v Speaker 2>life is better, and everybody's like, I guess, bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, You're like no, I really just love playing sneak.

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<v Speaker 2>So neither of us have ever smashed the BBL.

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<v Speaker 1>Never got behind it in a meaningful way.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn no.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I feel it could happen. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>a bucket list thing or anything. I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it's a possibility still for you. And that

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<v Speaker 2>gives me out. If that makes you feel anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I mean, I will say and this is

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is gonna sound crazy. Yeah, and and listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm not gonna I love ass. Sometimes they

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<v Speaker 1>look crazy that the bbls. Yeah, sometimes it's like really

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<v Speaker 1>like nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of times not, I wouldn't. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say most because I've seen some spectacular ones. I know

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<v Speaker 2>some fun folks who have gotten them and they look great.

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<v Speaker 2>But there there are quite a few bbls that are

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<v Speaker 2>stopping traffic for the wrong reasons right, truly devastating work

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<v Speaker 2>has been done to what otherwise could have been pretty gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>When that's I mean I seen one of LaGuardia one

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<v Speaker 1>time and I was just like, just the nature that

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<v Speaker 1>you got one and then you're still working at LaGuardia

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<v Speaker 1>probably means it was done out of the country and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like just the legs to butt ratio was

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<v Speaker 1>so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the That's when it's the worst is here's

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<v Speaker 2>when them legs be little and that butt be big, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, this is a tragedy.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a little booty and that's cool because I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I love those. All this shit, I also I hate this.

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<v Speaker 1>All this shit is for social media. If you like,

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<v Speaker 1>any person who has some type of a type where

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<v Speaker 1>they're like I can't have anything else, But I am

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<v Speaker 1>inclined to not believe you.

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<v Speaker 2>Not only do I not believe you, I also don't

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<v Speaker 2>believe you've had sex with that many people when you're

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<v Speaker 2>that picky about the shit, right, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't think anybody with the little asses doing stuff

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<v Speaker 1>you like that's crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like part of not and this isn't a

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<v Speaker 2>pride statement, but it is a fact when part of

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<v Speaker 2>getting numbers up is taking up numbers as they come.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean, everybody shoots ugly shouts.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta be lucy and and ethol fucking putting chocolates

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<v Speaker 2>in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, discerning. I'm just trying to get full, uh

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<v Speaker 1>good food.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a chili's baby, what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>It is like the difference is like that's for all

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It is it does speak to like materialism

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<v Speaker 1>type thing I think where it's like that is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot for other people, right, because it's like if you're

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<v Speaker 1>being that being said, I mean, when like a woman

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<v Speaker 1>is a size queen, I do think the effects are different.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that make me say more?

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<v Speaker 1>I think the difference between a small penis and a

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<v Speaker 1>large penis is a greater distance between the difference between

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<v Speaker 1>a small booty and a big booty.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmmm, meaning the results for or the experience for the

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<v Speaker 2>person and like realized pleasure. Oh yeah, I could see that,

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<v Speaker 2>although I will say that, uh that the difference between

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<v Speaker 2>like wanting you know, a nine inch hog and and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, relax.

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<v Speaker 2>What I call nine inches that's gotta be a hul.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like you. I don't like you in the

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<v Speaker 1>outside house. I feel like you need to visually start

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<v Speaker 1>recording back near your wife and child.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what I could say, hug as much as I

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<v Speaker 2>want out.

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<v Speaker 1>Here in the back house called crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>In the house, I got a three hog limit.

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<v Speaker 1>But.

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<v Speaker 2>Hug hog hog hog hog.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>But what I'm saying is like the difference between somebody

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<v Speaker 2>desiring nine inches of meat versus like somebody who's showing

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<v Speaker 2>up with you know, whatever standard is. The five and

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<v Speaker 2>a half to seven scenario of it all is not

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<v Speaker 2>you're not doing that person a disservice. You're just knocking

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<v Speaker 2>against their their preference, right. But if you're showing up

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<v Speaker 2>with a micro penis, now we got a different conversations.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, at the hog thing, so I neither of us

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<v Speaker 2>have really had true experiences with bbl's. But I will

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<v Speaker 2>say that I've been around enough women with bbls that

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<v Speaker 2>I've never it's never once, uh felt like there was

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<v Speaker 2>an odor protruding through there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was gonna say too, and I uh

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<v Speaker 1>uh not too.

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<v Speaker 2>Take your time, don't let it scare you. You'll get

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>The ones that I have been around, Yeah, the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that I've been the closest to, I've been like you

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<v Speaker 1>know or whatever. The ones I've been the closest to

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<v Speaker 1>are in a strip club. And that is where if

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna get a whiff or something, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>it would that would be the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've been around nude bbls. It's not there's never

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<v Speaker 2>been a state.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to make it. I'm not intrugle all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, but you know, were you there that night

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<v Speaker 1>that a bunch of us went You weren't there?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go this is a like before I left

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<v Speaker 1>from LA But it was like and it's Jack was

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<v Speaker 1>sts like Sam Jack and a bunch of Jordan was

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<v Speaker 1>there A bunch of people were there because I remember

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<v Speaker 1>it was right after I got the Comedy Central job

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<v Speaker 1>and dearly departed Jack whispered in my ear. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you got that Comedy Central job. If you

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<v Speaker 1>spend less than a thousand dollars tonight, I'm telling everybody

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<v Speaker 1>like whispered did to me.

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<v Speaker 2>At Oh you mean like a psychopath. Yeah, you mean

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<v Speaker 2>the way a crazy person. Yeah, you mean the way

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<v Speaker 2>crazy child would force you to spend money you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>made yet. In Los Angeles' notoriously bad strip clubs, bro

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<v Speaker 2>we were at.

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<v Speaker 1>Deja Boo and then they ran out of money. Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they ran out of money, like the ATM

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't working and we had to go to another one.

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<v Speaker 2>The facility ran out of them.

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<v Speaker 1>The facility ran out of money, and not like in

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<v Speaker 1>a cool way, you know, like like three of us

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<v Speaker 1>tried to get three hundred dollars. And then the funniest

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<v Speaker 1>part was I remember Sam got on the chair and said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry strippers were leaving. This is their fault. They

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<v Speaker 1>did not put They didn't put you in a position

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<v Speaker 1>to win.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I didn't push you in a position to win.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such a.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they're gonna have a conference afterwards. Now we as

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<v Speaker 2>a as an organized they can better strategize towards the championship.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do strippers have shift meetings?

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<v Speaker 2>I would hope so. I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I you don't think they have a round up like

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<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>The unfortunate thing with strip clubs is that, uh is

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<v Speaker 2>that it's literally capitalism in your fucking face, and so

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<v Speaker 2>it encourages probably an individualism that isn't uh necessarily good

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<v Speaker 2>for the community as a whole, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>Like those strippers should be talking to each other and

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<v Speaker 2>unionizing and ship But.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, a dream of mine has always been to run

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<v Speaker 1>an ethical strip club.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it sounds it sounds cool. It does sound

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<v Speaker 2>like the respectfully the pussy would be trash. But respectfully,

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that you you have a vision that somehow

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<v Speaker 2>can can move fast.

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<v Speaker 1>That why okay, because this is I had a long

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<v Speaker 1>argument in a strip club with a friend about that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why do you think? Because he was like the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, nah, you gotta loosely something along the lines of,

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<v Speaker 1>now you gotta be able to keep these hoes in check.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if everybody I think, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>just maybe I see this is like my version of communism.

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<v Speaker 2>I And again, I'm not rooting against you. I just

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<v Speaker 2>think part of what makes a strip club attractive to

0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:28.439
<v Speaker 2>strip club guys, right, and that is the industry that

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<v Speaker 2>maintains strip clubs is like the motherfuckers who truly love

0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 2>that shit Tuesday. Part of what they need is sort

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<v Speaker 2>of a chance for this to go further than it's

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to go. Do you know what I mean? Like

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:48.280
<v Speaker 2>they need to be able to like I bet, I

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<v Speaker 2>bet if I tip her enough, I could stick my

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<v Speaker 2>thumb in her butt, or like I bet if you know,

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<v Speaker 2>if I tell her enough stories, maybe I can get

0:24:57.320 --> 0:25:00.399
<v Speaker 2>some head in the back room. It's all the icky

0:25:00.440 --> 0:25:06.320
<v Speaker 2>shit that makes this thing not actually ethical. And as

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<v Speaker 2>soon as you lay it out on the table being

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<v Speaker 2>like we're ethical, we ain't never gonna have none of

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<v Speaker 2>that ship. Motherfucker is gonna be like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be here, and then the bad bitches are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>go where the money is.

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<v Speaker 1>But in the world that I'm trying to set up

0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:22.560
<v Speaker 1>is like, but what if we lower the bar like

0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:25.520
<v Speaker 1>I want it to be a place of celebration more

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<v Speaker 1>than it's allowed to be there. I want to take

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<v Speaker 1>all the CDs about it, so me and you could

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<v Speaker 1>just be like, hey, we're gonna have a business meeting

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:36.400
<v Speaker 1>strip club. Mm hmm. You know, I want to open

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:38.080
<v Speaker 1>it up. But I see what you're saying.

0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I like what you're saying, but I'm saying that that

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<v Speaker 2>business men are vile and they want vile shit. They yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, Frank, the model is not broken. The

0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:55.920
<v Speaker 2>models broken, and that's right now. Why am I choosing

0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 2>you over over the place where I get to do

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:03.240
<v Speaker 2>the most vile shit and see the light leave these ladies' eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think we bring in really high class chefs.

0:26:12.800 --> 0:26:15.560
<v Speaker 1>What was that was that restaurant we went to New York?

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<v Speaker 1>You remember where they had the Douce cocktails. Oh damn,

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<v Speaker 1>imagine that with big ass everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I get it, and look, one of one of

0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:31.600
<v Speaker 2>my dreams. While we're talking about stripper club dreams, one

0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:34.919
<v Speaker 2>of my dreams for my birthday or no, it was

0:26:34.920 --> 0:26:37.040
<v Speaker 2>for my bachelor party. This is what I asked for,

0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 2>and I think we were gonna have it, but it

0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:42.199
<v Speaker 2>ended up getting We were going to New Orleans and

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 2>It ended up fucking having a hurricane that weekend and

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<v Speaker 2>so I had to cancel the bachelor party and never

0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:51.800
<v Speaker 2>really happened. But my ask was I wanted to do

0:26:51.960 --> 0:26:56.280
<v Speaker 2>stripper karaoke I wanted to do I got a karaoke

0:26:57.040 --> 0:27:01.760
<v Speaker 2>with just bad bitches naked and joined the karaoke dancing.

0:27:02.119 --> 0:27:04.720
<v Speaker 2>They could do some karaoke too. We just all hanging

0:27:04.760 --> 0:27:07.120
<v Speaker 2>out doing karaoke with Babbage.

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<v Speaker 1>Liston if we do a live. My mama told me

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<v Speaker 1>in Portland, I know a place we can go do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do that so bad. We get It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Very fun, it is a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great. That's in my head is fucking awesome and

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I desperately want to do it, So please

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<v Speaker 2>Portland hook it up that my mama told me, comes

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<v Speaker 2>there this year because.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Devil's point. Tell the girls were coming, Tell the girls,

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<v Speaker 1>Tell the girls. I always wanted to be that guy,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh David's in the house. I went to a strip

0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:41.719
<v Speaker 1>club with a person who will not be named, and

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:43.639
<v Speaker 1>we went to a Mexican one and he got a

0:27:43.680 --> 0:27:47.000
<v Speaker 1>shout out and it was out to the table from

0:27:47.080 --> 0:27:49.320
<v Speaker 1>the DJ, like we were at the table and the

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:50.680
<v Speaker 1>DJ was like shout.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and I'm we have to throw to a break,

0:27:55.240 --> 0:27:57.720
<v Speaker 2>but before we do, I want to know was this

0:27:57.880 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 2>person being shouted out because of fame or being shouted

0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:09.560
<v Speaker 2>out because they are a frequent fang fang. Yeah, it's

0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:12.440
<v Speaker 2>sad if they're getting shouted out because he's.

0:28:16.440 --> 0:28:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, because I also okay, we do have to go.

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:21.280
<v Speaker 1>But I also will say I for a couple of

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:24.800
<v Speaker 1>years in San Francisco, I would do this strip club's

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:28.280
<v Speaker 1>carry their their holiday party. I would perform at their

0:28:28.320 --> 0:28:31.360
<v Speaker 1>holiday party and it would always be just the strippers,

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:36.320
<v Speaker 1>their boyfriends and then the hardcore regulars and that was

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 1>the party. And then but the comics would get on

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>stage and we would tell jokes and the girls would

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 1>throw money at us. And then they had crazy buffet

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 1>also really really good.

0:28:46.880 --> 0:28:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Were they good, good laughers.

0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Good laughers, good tippers, smoked us up a gang o

0:28:53.440 --> 0:28:56.360
<v Speaker 1>week it was And then the food was so good.

0:28:56.720 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 1>It was one of the best gigs I e. It

0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 1>was like a gig. I was sad when I left

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:02.160
<v Speaker 1>San Francisco and I had to give it up.

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Damn.

0:29:03.280 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was. And you made way more money because

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:07.240
<v Speaker 1>like if you made a dirty joke.

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:12.800
<v Speaker 2>Like that's that's that's what we do, all.

0:29:12.760 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, oh yeah, this one the lady. There was

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 1>a lady who would do it with me too sometimes,

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>also not to be named. She would strip a little

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>bit and she made a gang of money. I didn't have,

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>quite frankly, the confidence in my body at that point.

0:29:27.400 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 2>No, that's fair. I wouldn't take my shirt off now,

0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 2>and there might be money for it, but I know

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 2>I can't take the risk. I can't take the possibility

0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:42.320
<v Speaker 2>of somebody being like, damn, look at his nipples.

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Then I'm like, I was not gonna. I was not

0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:49.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna say nipples because I knew that you are sensitive

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:58.320
<v Speaker 1>about it, that you would hurt. There you go, big nipples,

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:02.280
<v Speaker 1>you look like.

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm just on stage getting mad for real.

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Get him out of hair, Get him out of hair.

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:13.240
<v Speaker 1>This is supposed to be body positive.

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Get him out of hair. I was told this was

0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 2>a kind strip club.

0:30:23.280 --> 0:30:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, we need to take it for it.

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:28.400
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna be back with more lengths and more David

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:39.640
<v Speaker 2>and more. My mama told me, we said take a

0:30:39.720 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 2>village to raise a child, But what if the village

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:43.160
<v Speaker 2>is retarded?

0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:47.920
<v Speaker 5>Which you think is gonna produce some stank ass bb ls.

0:30:48.040 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 5>LExEN and I are back talking about the possibility of

0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 5>staking ass Brazilian butlers.

0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:58.400
<v Speaker 2>That's right. I will say that clip on. One of

0:30:58.440 --> 0:31:01.200
<v Speaker 2>the things that I didn't enjoyed for the first time

0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 2>hearing it in my headphones is the rumble that goes

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:11.200
<v Speaker 2>over the crowd when he asked the question. He He's like,

0:31:11.280 --> 0:31:14.080
<v Speaker 2>what if the villages? And then and then they go oh,

0:31:15.360 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 2>and some of them are obviously offended, but some are

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:21.920
<v Speaker 2>really thinking about the heavy question he just laid on them.

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 2>I okay. So, so neither of us have come across

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:30.400
<v Speaker 2>the stinky BBL. Neither of us certainly feel like we've

0:31:30.920 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 2>I guess have had a conversation with somebody. I know

0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 2>some people who are currently having sex with BBL subscribers,

0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:42.440
<v Speaker 2>and none of them seem to be reporting back that

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 2>there's a stench related to these bbls. What does the

0:31:46.840 --> 0:31:49.560
<v Speaker 2>internet say? I know you looked it up, so.

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:53.880
<v Speaker 1>In my can I tell you my tabs are what

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:59.440
<v Speaker 1>is blue Raspberry fruity pebbles with Marshmellows, Beyonce Uncles, BBL

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 1>smell Uh Okay, okay, that was from when we first

0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.200
<v Speaker 1>started talking, though that wasn't just what was on there.

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:13.800
<v Speaker 2>No, we did. We did have a lengthy conversation about

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:18.040
<v Speaker 2>uh and I don't want to overstep, but you apparently

0:32:18.120 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 2>have a deep addiction.

0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:24.360
<v Speaker 1>To already overstep relax, I said, I got a box

0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:25.000
<v Speaker 1>of the ships.

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, the blue drinks as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:32:29.120 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 2>I love you have a nasty little relationship with blue drinks.

0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I love blue drinks. My girl called me out at

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>the movies the other day. I just do, man, I

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:40.480
<v Speaker 1>love a blue drinks. Are you going back to even

0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:43.960
<v Speaker 1>the little jugs? You remember the little drugs like the

0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 1>quarter water joints? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I loved, loved the

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 1>blue ones I love. I love blue, raspberry, lemonade, blue,

0:32:51.480 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 1>anything they got that minute made blue blue? Uh yeah,

0:32:55.840 --> 0:32:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I love blue to blue drinks. I went to I

0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Want to Trick Daddy's restaurant a big old blue drink.

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:03.760
<v Speaker 2>Damn is that what it was called?

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Don't? I just pointed at the.

0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Something tells me you got it right on the nose.

0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 2>For what name says blue drink? Give me and and

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:22.600
<v Speaker 2>blue Please?

0:33:23.480 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 1>I have a flight to catch.

0:33:25.040 --> 0:33:33.520
<v Speaker 2>You want a large or a double Xail Honey. Yeah,

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 2>I liked blue a lot when it because it kind

0:33:38.280 --> 0:33:42.280
<v Speaker 2>of got introduced as like the new innovative flavor. Eminem

0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:45.760
<v Speaker 2>brought out a new one sour Patch kids, they started

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:48.720
<v Speaker 2>making blue. It all was much later in the game

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:52.480
<v Speaker 2>that you got Blue introduced to the ship. I will

0:33:52.480 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 2>say for the drinks, though, I always knew you had

0:33:54.960 --> 0:33:58.720
<v Speaker 2>to cut that a little bit, you know what I mean, Like,

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:01.240
<v Speaker 2>you could do blue, but then you gotta mix that

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:02.720
<v Speaker 2>a little bit with that lemonade.

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 1>You gotta.

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I understand, you got to offset all that blue

0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:10.040
<v Speaker 2>because that's that's too much pleasure at one time you

0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:11.960
<v Speaker 2>don't want, you know what I mean.

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:14.799
<v Speaker 1>Which is crazy because I cut other drinks. I take

0:34:14.840 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 1>my bull on my blue full strength, but I do

0:34:18.239 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 1>cut other drinks. Sometimes I'll cut down. I cut. I

0:34:21.840 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 1>cut a lot of juices with club soda. I do

0:34:24.080 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 1>that pretty common.

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, no, and it tastes better.

0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I like it.

0:34:30.239 --> 0:34:32.240
<v Speaker 2>I like a juice with a little fizz.

0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:34.879
<v Speaker 1>I'll cut. I'll cut sprite a little bit too.

0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:38.359
<v Speaker 2>If I can encourage you, I think you gotta start

0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 2>cutting your blue a little bit.

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not, I'm not. But here's the thing. This is

0:34:42.600 --> 0:34:45.520
<v Speaker 1>what is why it sounds crazy because yes, okay, I

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:47.879
<v Speaker 1>did go see the new Mad Max and I got

0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:50.960
<v Speaker 1>a blue icy mixed with Coke icy. But I know

0:34:51.120 --> 0:34:55.799
<v Speaker 1>it's not even weakly that I'm taking taking blue. It's

0:34:55.840 --> 0:34:58.239
<v Speaker 1>like once a month or several It's like, I'm not

0:34:58.480 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 1>it's not that often.

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 2>There was a time I just worry that when we

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 2>talked about this offline. It's the most unnatural of the colors. Yea,

0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 2>every other color that they assigned to icys and drinks

0:35:13.040 --> 0:35:17.800
<v Speaker 2>and shit, they exist in nature. This yellow, this green,

0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:22.480
<v Speaker 2>this even this specific red sort of exists in parts

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:27.080
<v Speaker 2>of nature. But that blue that ain't nowhere you go outside.

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:28.960
<v Speaker 1>No, it's from beyond.

0:35:29.200 --> 0:35:32.960
<v Speaker 2>And I worry about you putting so much from beyond

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:37.359
<v Speaker 2>into your your person, even if it is just once

0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:38.640
<v Speaker 2>a month or every.

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 1>Other I appreciate that. Yeah, And now that it's been

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 1>brought to my attention, I will I'm a crippling.

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:52.040
<v Speaker 2>So the Internet had thoughts about the stink, the potential

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 2>stink of BBLS.

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 1>So the first thing that I found when I googled it,

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 1>it's basically says a slight odor. In the first few

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:02.880
<v Speaker 1>days after Brazilian Butler's is normal and can be described

0:36:02.920 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 1>as musty or similar to a damp towel fuddy. I

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't know musty was a real word.

0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh you thought that was just like uh nigga phrasing

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:19.400
<v Speaker 2>for lack of a better term. Yes, I tried to

0:36:19.440 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 2>think of You heard the boative. Yeah, yeah, I was like, nah, no,

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:25.040
<v Speaker 2>that's correct.

0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Now you're like, I'm in the back house. I can

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:32.319
<v Speaker 1>say it here, and it says some causes of this

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:38.520
<v Speaker 1>odor include fluid discharge, poor hygiene after defecation, bacteria build

0:36:38.600 --> 0:36:42.799
<v Speaker 1>up in sweat, which to me sort of sounds like

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:45.160
<v Speaker 1>the causes of bad odor in general.

0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't sound besides the secretions that they're referring to,

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:57.400
<v Speaker 2>it all sounds pretty backside related, whether flat or big

0:36:58.000 --> 0:36:58.640
<v Speaker 2>right wash.

0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:02.879
<v Speaker 1>Ass I will I will say Also, if you get

0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>a BBL there should be some barrier entry if it

0:37:06.080 --> 0:37:07.799
<v Speaker 1>stinks for a couple of days. I think that's a

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 1>fair trade off.

0:37:09.280 --> 0:37:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, that was my concern when I was listening to

0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:14.960
<v Speaker 2>this podcast in the first place, was like they were

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 2>having this really impassioned conversation about the stink dangers of

0:37:20.520 --> 0:37:24.880
<v Speaker 2>bbls and how it wasn't clear to me how much

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:28.480
<v Speaker 2>of it was whether or not these women stunk because

0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 2>like they weren't taking care of themselves, or there was

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:36.799
<v Speaker 2>something fundamentally wrong inside of the BBL, or if it

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:40.680
<v Speaker 2>was just that y'all tried to get some booty before

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:44.360
<v Speaker 2>it was finished healing, Like how much of this? I

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:48.680
<v Speaker 2>worry You're fucking an open wound, my man, Like.

0:37:48.719 --> 0:37:53.759
<v Speaker 1>That's not let it settle. She just got back from

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:55.200
<v Speaker 1>the dr. Let her rest.

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:58.920
<v Speaker 2>She had to sleep backwards on the plane because of

0:37:59.040 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 2>how painful it was. Give her a minute, and you're.

0:38:02.800 --> 0:38:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Just trying to punish that day one. Come on, man,

0:38:06.160 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Like I do I do think that? Oh so it

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:12.080
<v Speaker 1>feels like something that probably just Olivia had said this.

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:15.160
<v Speaker 1>It feels like something that just comes with surgery.

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I dog. Sometimes if I have too bad of

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:22.480
<v Speaker 2>a cold, I think I stink more than normal, you

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:24.520
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, where I'm just like a you

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 2>kind of funky man, Like your whole aura is off.

0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 1>If I'm on a plane for too long, I feel

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:33.080
<v Speaker 1>like I stink. Yeah, you just feel like shit? Yeah,

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:35.359
<v Speaker 1>plans what I mean? If I go outside for a

0:38:35.360 --> 0:38:38.520
<v Speaker 1>long walk, I stink yeah yeah. Yeah. So it's like

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:42.400
<v Speaker 1>the idea. Of course, it's it should stink. Quite frankly,

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:45.480
<v Speaker 1>if it just came out ready to go, I would

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:46.520
<v Speaker 1>trust it even less.

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:48.239
<v Speaker 2>You gotta let it cook, you.

0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:49.400
<v Speaker 1>Gotta let it breathe.

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:59.320
<v Speaker 2>BBL is like Chitling's the beginning stinky and your mama

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:13.280
<v Speaker 2>makes a bet. But some sick niggas like them?

0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Are you where do you stand on the whole idea

0:39:17.080 --> 0:39:21.319
<v Speaker 1>of bbl's like as a whole, are you pro anti? Indifferent?

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I will not go so far as to say I'm

0:39:25.560 --> 0:39:29.600
<v Speaker 2>anti because I'm so cool with people doing whatever they

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:33.640
<v Speaker 2>want to do to their person, Like that's not my business,

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 2>and I ain't trying to be one of them.

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Dudes.

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:41.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't desire that of a person that I'm with.

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:44.640
<v Speaker 2>And a lot of times I like the way women

0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:50.000
<v Speaker 2>are shaped as they are enough that like the idea

0:39:50.080 --> 0:39:53.799
<v Speaker 2>that it becomes like sort of this manipulated form. It

0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:56.759
<v Speaker 2>doesn't hit the same, you know what I mean. It's

0:39:56.800 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 2>like almost two perfect too, where you're like, that's but

0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 2>then you know.

0:40:03.280 --> 0:40:07.440
<v Speaker 1>That's not beauty to me. Yeah, perfection is not what

0:40:07.680 --> 0:40:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm seeking in another person, just beauty in the world

0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:12.880
<v Speaker 1>in general.

0:40:13.120 --> 0:40:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I like the little holes in your button Yeah, dense, yeah, Nixon.

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And I have a hard time with elective surgery

0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:26.880
<v Speaker 1>in general. I think coming from a place where surgery

0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:34.800
<v Speaker 1>is difficult, it feels like the resources to make you

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:39.200
<v Speaker 1>feel like a better version of yourself feels wasteful to

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:42.920
<v Speaker 1>me sometimes being said, we're here and you can do it.

0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, I'm not trying to down it, but

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:49.879
<v Speaker 1>I think on the whole, it's like, what I love

0:40:49.920 --> 0:40:58.360
<v Speaker 1>about people is using their flaws. I love people making

0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 1>up for deficits. I think it's one thing that makes

0:41:01.760 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 1>humanity great. It makes people it truly interesting and shit

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:10.160
<v Speaker 1>like that. So it feels like sometimes it makes me

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:13.400
<v Speaker 1>sad when people feel like they have to have a

0:41:13.440 --> 0:41:15.399
<v Speaker 1>surgery to be themselves. Yeah.

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:18.040
<v Speaker 2>And I also we were talking about the trends of

0:41:18.080 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 2>it all earlier, and I also worry about that side

0:41:22.120 --> 0:41:25.520
<v Speaker 2>of it, Like all these women who got bbls are

0:41:25.520 --> 0:41:29.759
<v Speaker 2>now suddenly taking the like the bbls out, like they're they're,

0:41:30.440 --> 0:41:35.239
<v Speaker 2>you know, recarving themselves into sort of like thinner, sleeker

0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 2>women whatever. And I don't say thin too, you know,

0:41:39.120 --> 0:41:42.640
<v Speaker 2>make it that, but that's essentially what's happening, and that

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:45.920
<v Speaker 2>worries me of like, oh, you're doing this because because

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:49.399
<v Speaker 2>the Internet told you to. That's fucking crazy.

0:41:49.600 --> 0:41:52.440
<v Speaker 1>That's never gonna You're never gonna win that game. Either.

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:54.520
<v Speaker 1>You might for a little bit, but.

0:41:55.000 --> 0:41:58.880
<v Speaker 2>And we don't know how long bbl's uh last, you

0:41:58.880 --> 0:42:00.399
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like we ain't we ain't never

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:04.560
<v Speaker 2>seen no old BBL. We have like these bitches might

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:07.239
<v Speaker 2>be dying at fifty five, And so you took all

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 2>that from your lifespan just to satiate the likes that

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:19.319
<v Speaker 2>that worries me more than the act itself, motivation and call,

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 2>and the actual reasoning for it is more the concern

0:42:23.120 --> 0:42:24.480
<v Speaker 2>than the decision.

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I also because I am on the fence about a lot,

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 1>because like it is your body good. I should have

0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:34.480
<v Speaker 1>no say in what you do physically that makes you

0:42:34.520 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 1>feel good, you know what I mean, as long as

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:40.200
<v Speaker 1>you're not harming others. Really not up to.

0:42:40.200 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Me, No, not at all. But I do worry for

0:42:44.480 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 2>myself about I don't think that I could see myself

0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:53.319
<v Speaker 2>with a partner who needed that. I don't know that

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:56.360
<v Speaker 2>to your point that that necessarily is going to match

0:42:57.280 --> 0:43:01.479
<v Speaker 2>socially with like my character, because I like to talk shit.

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:11.719
<v Speaker 2>I like to pick out people's insecurities, and I don't

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:13.799
<v Speaker 2>know that you know, I'm going to be able to

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:16.360
<v Speaker 2>like tease you the way that I want to tease

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 2>you when when we got this big old secret and

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:20.839
<v Speaker 2>we both like holding on.

0:43:20.800 --> 0:43:25.239
<v Speaker 1>To is do people keep it secret? I feel like

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the people that I've known who have had them are

0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:32.080
<v Speaker 1>fairly open about it. But is it like some people are?

0:43:32.760 --> 0:43:35.759
<v Speaker 2>I think it kind of depends on the community and

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:39.200
<v Speaker 2>class of it all, you know what I mean that? Like,

0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I think there are some people I know who are

0:43:41.160 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 2>super open about it, and there are some people who

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:46.920
<v Speaker 2>like will never say a word unless somehow it becomes

0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:50.840
<v Speaker 2>a very private conversation about what they've had done to themselves.

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 2>And so, like the comedy community, I feel like, excuse everything,

0:43:56.160 --> 0:43:59.480
<v Speaker 2>right because our whole thing is being too open about shit.

0:43:59.719 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's that's very true. That's very true. Are

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:06.359
<v Speaker 1>there a lot of comments with bblso I don't know

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 1>any Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. I don't.

0:44:09.880 --> 0:44:12.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't, but I know it is a hilarious super

0:44:12.800 --> 0:44:13.640
<v Speaker 1>comedian to do.

0:44:14.600 --> 0:44:24.600
<v Speaker 2>That'd be hilarious if Chris Rock gets a BBL nigga

0:44:24.640 --> 0:44:27.120
<v Speaker 2>already showing us this apps that big old but.

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:31.280
<v Speaker 1>A three sixty.

0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, if Chappelle got a B B L it would

0:44:35.920 --> 0:44:39.759
<v Speaker 2>really change this this obsession with trans people in a

0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:41.240
<v Speaker 2>very interesting way.

0:44:41.440 --> 0:44:46.399
<v Speaker 1>I'd beat it. If Chappelle's got a big old fake ass,

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, all right, oh, this nigga's.

0:44:49.280 --> 0:44:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Got a lot more wrestling and said then he's been

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 2>able to acknowledge so far in these specials. Give him time.

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:57.400
<v Speaker 2>He might he might land on something.

0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I think we were just scratching the surface.

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:05.600
<v Speaker 2>A lot of going on these are we're watching the

0:45:05.680 --> 0:45:08.439
<v Speaker 2>stages of grief. He's at anger right now. Let's wait

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.440
<v Speaker 2>till he gets to acceptance. I got a good feeling

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:11.960
<v Speaker 2>about this.

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 1>But no, yeah, I I it is. It's such a

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:19.879
<v Speaker 1>complicated issue because now that I think about it even

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:22.200
<v Speaker 1>more in my head, it is like even with the

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 1>resources things, it's like, that's such an idealist, you know

0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:26.520
<v Speaker 1>what I mean?

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nobody has.

0:45:29.880 --> 0:45:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whatever, But but honestly, you know, and this is

0:45:32.840 --> 0:45:36.000
<v Speaker 1>part of what cars use cobalt from the DRC where

0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:36.879
<v Speaker 1>where we you know?

0:45:36.960 --> 0:45:39.600
<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean, is like part of what what

0:45:39.760 --> 0:45:43.600
<v Speaker 2>America does to people, is it tricks you into thinking

0:45:43.719 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 2>you have all the opportunities in the world, and the

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 2>reality is we're all going broke spending money on ship.

0:45:51.320 --> 0:45:54.800
<v Speaker 2>We don't need it. Just so happens that some people

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:59.720
<v Speaker 2>are are choosing don't need that. They you can physically see,

0:45:59.760 --> 0:46:02.960
<v Speaker 2>and some of us start doing it with fucking blue drinks.

0:46:03.120 --> 0:46:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Blue drinks and weird couches and shit, you know what

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:05.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

0:46:09.120 --> 0:46:11.360
<v Speaker 1>Don't put the drink on the couch though, Hey.

0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 2>You better give you a blue away from my couch.

0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:18.919
<v Speaker 1>Here here's my big question in the argument. Yep, did

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:21.640
<v Speaker 1>the men did it seem like they did feel like

0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:24.600
<v Speaker 1>they were talking out of their ask? Did they seem

0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:27.640
<v Speaker 1>no pun intended knock out the side of the next

0:46:28.160 --> 0:46:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Did it feel like was their merit or were they

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:33.719
<v Speaker 1>just yelling about women? No?

0:46:33.800 --> 0:46:36.839
<v Speaker 2>These were these were Let me be clear, this was

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 2>a podcast of two men who had no educational background

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:47.319
<v Speaker 2>relating to this subject and certainly no real insights. They

0:46:47.360 --> 0:46:51.880
<v Speaker 2>were just speaking from not even as much personal experience,

0:46:51.920 --> 0:46:56.000
<v Speaker 2>but like a motherfucker told them, who told another motherfucker

0:46:56.560 --> 0:47:01.040
<v Speaker 2>that his girl bbl's thing, and they were arguing emotionally

0:47:01.080 --> 0:47:01.560
<v Speaker 2>about it.

0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because that's also the hard thing is, like all

0:47:03.640 --> 0:47:08.120
<v Speaker 1>this stuff seems so rooted in being anti woman.

0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I do think at the core of it,

0:47:11.960 --> 0:47:16.000
<v Speaker 2>it's probably what this BBL stink is.

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Some dirty ass dude would say.

0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:26.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like, oh, you mean all the two

0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:29.840
<v Speaker 2>girls you know who have bbls won't fuck you, and

0:47:29.920 --> 0:47:33.080
<v Speaker 2>therefore they must be and you can't figure out a

0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:37.400
<v Speaker 2>physical flaw anymore because they've been shaped into perfect So

0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:40.520
<v Speaker 2>you're like, yeah, but the they stink their insides are

0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:41.279
<v Speaker 2>rotting or.

0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Whatever because they didn't answer your side eye emoji you

0:47:44.760 --> 0:47:48.200
<v Speaker 1>sms at three am.

0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Right, because they don't reply when you write you show

0:47:50.560 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 2>have grown underneath their fucking Instagram pictures such beautiful eyes

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:03.880
<v Speaker 2>have a nice day. That's the creepiest one.

0:48:06.200 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Man man hot women like bad bitch like comment section.

0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:14.800
<v Speaker 1>He's a cesspool.

0:48:15.400 --> 0:48:19.520
<v Speaker 2>It's unbelievable the things that women have to deal with

0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:21.560
<v Speaker 2>on a daily basis.

0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:23.880
<v Speaker 1>Bro, especially because sometimes it's a dude. You'd be like, well,

0:48:23.880 --> 0:48:25.600
<v Speaker 1>it's not all of us, and then you go to

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:28.320
<v Speaker 1>the bad bitch comment section and it is just like, Nope,

0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:33.920
<v Speaker 1>that's a school principle that's supposed to work. He has

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:39.399
<v Speaker 1>my father, he said he was at work.

0:48:42.280 --> 0:48:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's fucking nuts dance Solder has a really

0:48:45.000 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 2>funny joke.

0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:48.279
<v Speaker 1>He does have a good bit about the comment.

0:48:47.960 --> 0:48:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Section about the comment section and isn't it special? But yeah,

0:48:51.120 --> 0:48:55.239
<v Speaker 2>it's it's fucking oh my god, I don't it's it's

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:58.720
<v Speaker 2>insane the things that they've had to deal with and truly,

0:48:59.440 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 2>and it be over stuff that didn't even require that energy.

0:49:03.880 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Bro, men are so bad at the Internet. I don't

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:08.560
<v Speaker 1>have an answer for it. No, you feel like men,

0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 1>you're going crazy, and you can be like, yeah, I

0:49:11.840 --> 0:49:14.720
<v Speaker 1>don't have I don't have I don't have any defense,

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:17.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a solution. I don't have a way out.

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:20.360
<v Speaker 2>It's one of the things that I've always felt pretty

0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 2>passionately about as it relates to like my political leanings

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:28.240
<v Speaker 2>and socio political position, is like I'm never gonna defend

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 2>men now. I ain't gonna be one of these dudes

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:33.240
<v Speaker 2>that comes out and it's like fuck, men were vile,

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Like that's our business. But I'm never once going to

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 2>go in some public space and be like men are

0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:47.560
<v Speaker 2>getting it wrong or being yeah, like nope, you know,

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.839
<v Speaker 2>whatever it is, we probably did it. I can't say

0:49:50.840 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 2>it's all of us, and I'm not gonna take that

0:49:52.719 --> 0:49:56.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of responsibility in this But boy, oh boy, is

0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:57.280
<v Speaker 2>that probably true.

0:49:57.640 --> 0:49:58.680
<v Speaker 1>It's not great out here.

0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:01.879
<v Speaker 2>It's not great out here, and I know a lot

0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:03.320
<v Speaker 2>of people not being great.

0:50:05.120 --> 0:50:06.120
<v Speaker 1>What does that say about me?

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. That's not my job in this podcast.

0:50:08.600 --> 0:50:11.959
<v Speaker 1>I did rather. I'm just trying to get to tomorrow. Man,

0:50:12.080 --> 0:50:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I do.

0:50:20.640 --> 0:50:22.719
<v Speaker 2>All right, We're gonna take one more break. We're gonna

0:50:22.719 --> 0:50:24.799
<v Speaker 2>be back with more David, more likes than and more.

0:50:24.880 --> 0:50:25.799
<v Speaker 2>My mama told me.

0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I got no friend in this village, and I have

0:50:38.320 --> 0:50:44.880
<v Speaker 1>no friends with stinky mass bblack all booties good booty

0:50:44.960 --> 0:50:48.759
<v Speaker 1>smells delicious. That's not true. That was That was That

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:52.920
<v Speaker 1>was crazy. You're talking crazy.

0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 2>We're still talking about the possibility that BBL stink. And

0:50:56.680 --> 0:50:59.560
<v Speaker 2>it does seem as if we've both landed on this

0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:04.360
<v Speaker 2>being more a product of deep seated hatred for women

0:51:04.920 --> 0:51:08.120
<v Speaker 2>than a genuine health concern for the women that have

0:51:08.800 --> 0:51:10.120
<v Speaker 2>taken this procedures.

0:51:10.440 --> 0:51:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I think so. I think people don't want to see

0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.319
<v Speaker 1>a quick come up, or what's perceived as a quick

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 1>come up.

0:51:15.239 --> 0:51:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess what I would encourage, And this is

0:51:19.160 --> 0:51:22.880
<v Speaker 2>actually inspired by something Olivia sent But what I would

0:51:22.960 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 2>encourage for the men who feel this weird hatred where

0:51:26.360 --> 0:51:30.440
<v Speaker 2>you want to go and talk shit about women and

0:51:30.480 --> 0:51:33.120
<v Speaker 2>their bodies in a way that doesn't make sense for

0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:36.239
<v Speaker 2>your actual lived experience. What I would encourage you to

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.280
<v Speaker 2>do is figure out a way to make some money

0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:42.680
<v Speaker 2>off of this hatred. Olivia sent us a very smart

0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:46.239
<v Speaker 2>idea where she said BBL scented candles, And to me,

0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:50.320
<v Speaker 2>that's a big business opportunity for you, the man hating

0:51:50.400 --> 0:51:53.879
<v Speaker 2>woman who's looking for a way to both like get

0:51:53.920 --> 0:51:57.880
<v Speaker 2>attention but also remind women that they hold no value

0:51:57.920 --> 0:51:58.600
<v Speaker 2>in your life.

0:51:58.800 --> 0:52:01.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, put it right next to your Erica

0:52:01.560 --> 0:52:02.480
<v Speaker 1>bad you pussy in.

0:52:02.560 --> 0:52:10.120
<v Speaker 2>Sense which you hate, which you hate, not me.

0:52:10.360 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 1>I tried. It stows out in like two minutes. It is.

0:52:13.719 --> 0:52:17.279
<v Speaker 2>It's a It's a big profit opportunity. You can serve

0:52:17.320 --> 0:52:21.239
<v Speaker 2>a community that actually enjoys whatever these women are. You

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:22.759
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like, if you tell me there's

0:52:22.800 --> 0:52:25.400
<v Speaker 2>a BBL sent to candle, I only presume it's a

0:52:25.440 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 2>good smell.

0:52:26.600 --> 0:52:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I want my bathroom to smell like that.

0:52:29.040 --> 0:52:32.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I assume it is a fantastic smell.

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:34.240
<v Speaker 1>I want to have a dinner party and have people

0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:36.360
<v Speaker 1>come over and say is that BBL?

0:52:38.920 --> 0:52:46.640
<v Speaker 2>It's your boy pulling you aside? Say, man, I want

0:52:46.640 --> 0:52:49.600
<v Speaker 2>to blow up your spot, but it smelled like BBL

0:52:49.680 --> 0:52:52.200
<v Speaker 2>in here, And you're like, brother, have I got a

0:52:52.239 --> 0:52:52.839
<v Speaker 2>tip for you?

0:52:57.239 --> 0:52:58.359
<v Speaker 1>And it always will?

0:52:58.520 --> 0:53:09.560
<v Speaker 2>My man, you gotta you have to start finding a

0:53:09.560 --> 0:53:12.600
<v Speaker 2>way to embrace women, even if it just means a

0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:15.799
<v Speaker 2>way of lining your pocket. Stop living your life sort

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:20.279
<v Speaker 2>of deeply hating fifty one the population.

0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:23.160
<v Speaker 1>There's one thing I know is that the bad bitches

0:53:23.320 --> 0:53:23.839
<v Speaker 1>don't care.

0:53:24.440 --> 0:53:26.000
<v Speaker 2>They don't give a fuck.

0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Man about your sticking ass.

0:53:28.600 --> 0:53:30.879
<v Speaker 2>They don't give a fuck about nothing. You ever try

0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:32.759
<v Speaker 2>to make eye contact with a bad bitch and she

0:53:32.800 --> 0:53:38.919
<v Speaker 2>ain't interest Fortunately, Yes, it don't matter what you do,

0:53:39.840 --> 0:53:42.680
<v Speaker 2>coughing and doing a little twist with your body just

0:53:42.719 --> 0:53:44.280
<v Speaker 2>to see if she'll look up nothing.

0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been like out in a sent public

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:49.880
<v Speaker 1>This is this is the most painful bad bitch I

0:53:49.920 --> 0:53:52.279
<v Speaker 1>think I've ever had. It's like we were all out.

0:53:52.320 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 1>It was like two groups of people sitting next to

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:56.920
<v Speaker 1>each other in a bar, and then like kind of

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:59.319
<v Speaker 1>my friend's left and her friends left, and I like,

0:53:59.400 --> 0:54:01.120
<v Speaker 1>turn it just trying to talk to her in the

0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:14.160
<v Speaker 1>look the look on face, man, man, and I wouldn't

0:54:14.160 --> 0:54:16.480
<v Speaker 1>even I wouldn't even on it. Like it was just

0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:19.640
<v Speaker 1>like we've all been general you know, like when there's

0:54:19.680 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 1>two groups together and music comes on and you pointed

0:54:22.560 --> 0:54:23.359
<v Speaker 1>eachanging like.

0:54:23.680 --> 0:54:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we were communing. We were communing a little bit.

0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:29.759
<v Speaker 1>This was isn't it isn't crazy for me to open

0:54:29.840 --> 0:54:30.960
<v Speaker 1>up a line of dialogue.

0:54:31.000 --> 0:54:33.279
<v Speaker 2>This wasn't a cold call, baby girl. We had we

0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:34.239
<v Speaker 2>had primed for this.

0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that one, that one I'm remembering her face.

0:54:40.560 --> 0:54:43.680
<v Speaker 2>No, it truly, and I guess it. What what is

0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:47.840
<v Speaker 2>upsetting as a man in those moments is not obviously

0:54:47.880 --> 0:54:51.280
<v Speaker 2>you have no reason or or you don't owe me anything.

0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:55.960
<v Speaker 2>But there were never under any circumstances in the world

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<v Speaker 2>where a bab bitch walks in the room that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't attempt to make eye contact. Even if she wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, she throws even a glance

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<v Speaker 2>over at me. I'm already looking, baby girl, I'm already

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<v Speaker 2>closed up for you. I was just waiting for you

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<v Speaker 2>to come home.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead, you leave the reaction, just hating yourself. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>like I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shock.

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<v Speaker 2>But then on the flip it's like women can just

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<v Speaker 2>go through their lives and not notice us. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>to me, sounds crazy, but I think, I think and

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<v Speaker 2>half it's it's wild to me because that's not how

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<v Speaker 2>I treat y'all. And that's more importantly, I just want

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<v Speaker 2>to be treated the way I treat others, and and

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<v Speaker 2>y'all don't do that. It's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because they're better than us.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fuck. Well, I think we did it.

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<v Speaker 1>We did. We said a lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a lot of stuff? It was all documented

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<v Speaker 2>the podcasts successful. Do you want to tell the people

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<v Speaker 2>where they can find you what cool shit you have

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<v Speaker 2>going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Cool guy joke Citty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com, backslash,

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<v Speaker 1>David Bory Birth of a Nation with the g very

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<v Speaker 1>funny title.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hell Yeah, follow Bory, subscribe to all this shit

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<v Speaker 2>And as always, if you want to follow me, you

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<v Speaker 2>can find me at Langston Kerman on all platforms. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be there. I'm waiting and I'll be ready. And if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to send us your own drops, your own

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us that bbls

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<v Speaker 2>in fact have a special scent that is better than

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<v Speaker 2>a natural booty. Then send it all to mymama pod

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<v Speaker 2>at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call at day four to four Little Moms.

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<v Speaker 2>My mama told me dot merch table dot com for

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<v Speaker 2>the merch and so just like subscribe, do all the things,

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<v Speaker 2>rate review even I don't know if that's an option,

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<v Speaker 2>but Reddit thread, do all the stuff that makes that

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<v Speaker 2>makes this thing keep kicking. And that's the whole shebang.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>How is my man supposed to schmitt his meet with

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<v Speaker 1>this ship? Bro? What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>The my chips and your.

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<v Speaker 1>Qualit bes are racist? The host layer hosting money turkey stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell me