Speaker 1: The way she said it was so casual, like drinking
Speaker 1: blue stuff. Huh, it's like all right.
Speaker 2: Now, was assuring you in the mirror with just a
Speaker 2: blue mustache, being like, dave me, you're sick.
Speaker 1: You swear you would stop. I just punched the mirror.
Speaker 3: You're bleeding blue. You just hear your girl backing up
Speaker 3: in the front.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving you, you pieza.
Speaker 1: Ship, leave me, Leave me with my blue drinks. I go, dad,
Speaker 1: who needs you? All right? Tell her to listen to
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 2: Chimps in your na.
Speaker 1: Bears are racists, money.
Speaker 2: Turkey stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: You're once, twice, three times a lady. There it is there.
Speaker 2: It is ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mama's alike.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.
Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we've and we finally worked to prove that everybody's
Speaker 2: always talking about Beyonce's fine ass cousins, but ain't nobody
Speaker 2: talking about Beyonce's fine ass uncles.
Speaker 1: That bitch got.
Speaker 2: The most beautiful uncles that's ever walked this planet Earth.
Speaker 2: And they're hiding the uncles from us because they don't
Speaker 2: want the patriarchy to flip, making men be overly sexualized
Speaker 2: and women to gain the real power in the fucking country.
Speaker 2: This is all the big rooms. I'd say, let's go
Speaker 2: gorgeous beyond say uncles and cousins.
Speaker 1: She got hashtag bring back our boy.
Speaker 2: Bring back our boys.
Speaker 1: I'm like stink Kern, I'm David boy and uh, we
Speaker 1: have something to talk about. I just that hashtag just
Speaker 1: realized it made me. I do want to bring this up.
Speaker 1: We didn't even talk about this pre but this has
Speaker 1: come up in my recent life. Yeah, remember how fast
Speaker 1: that hashtag black boy joy got smashed smashed? It never
Speaker 1: took off. Nobody wanted it. We didn't get any time
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't get a lot of time with it.
Speaker 2: I will say I never felt confident posting it. I
Speaker 2: would have felt too. I think I would have felt
Speaker 2: deeply embarrassed the idea of, you know, showing myself happy
Speaker 2: and putting hashtag black boy joy under it. So I
Speaker 2: can't be the best advocate because I was too much
Speaker 2: of a coward to even fully invest.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm saying, that's the problem brother, Why don't
Speaker 1: you feel confident sharing your joy with the world. Of
Speaker 1: all the trash we spew on social media, you feel
Speaker 1: comfortable being like, here's me with the snow cone, enjoying
Speaker 1: my day, or whatever you do to make you happy.
Speaker 1: It's not the activities.
Speaker 2: At the point, I'm not so much laughing at your
Speaker 2: choice of it being a snow cone and more laughing
Speaker 2: at the idea of that being the thing where I'm like,
Speaker 2: finally I can express myself to the world. Finally the
Speaker 2: world can see what my happiness really looks like. It's
Speaker 2: me away from my family eating a snow cone.
Speaker 1: Hey, a low bar is easy to walk over, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I feel it. I definitely feel it. I did you
Speaker 2: did you ever? Were you ever helping to promote black
Speaker 2: Boy Joe.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. That's what we were talking about. Is
Speaker 1: I also was a pussy and did not but I
Speaker 1: liked the I did like the spirit of it. I
Speaker 1: did appreciate the spirit of it. I think maybe it
Speaker 1: felt coded in that it was buoyed up and that
Speaker 1: wasn't great. But the idea of a hashtag for black
Speaker 1: dudes being happy, Yeah, I was for that.
Speaker 2: I think. I think the unfortunate part of the job
Speaker 2: that we do is that it creates a natural cynicism
Speaker 2: that the beautiful people who listen to us never have
Speaker 2: to fully live with. They can dip in and out of,
Speaker 2: like whatever this game is that we're playing, like, the
Speaker 2: reality is like I'm never gonna get to enjoy hashtags.
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna get to enjoy sort of like even
Speaker 2: the most like joyous moments that like we all electively
Speaker 2: stand behind and cheer, Yes, finally, justice or happiness or
Speaker 2: whatever it is, there's a part of my brain that's
Speaker 2: constantly trying to think of bits and critique it and
Speaker 2: make it worse than it is.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's my problem with trends. I feel like I
Speaker 1: miss out on so many great trends because listen, everything
Speaker 1: is stupid besides four things. Yeah, that's real, that's real.
Speaker 1: There's like four things that aren't stupid. Everything else is stupid,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: The window for them not being stupid is so small.
Speaker 1: Tiny, tiny, And the problem with getting good at this
Speaker 1: job is even the good stuff, you're a big.
Speaker 2: Stupid Yeah, no, you'll find a way.
Speaker 1: You can fuck it. You're gonna fuck that shit up.
Speaker 1: And like and I and I take that burden on
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you remember when and and it had a
Speaker 2: hot like fucking six months where everybody was going and
Speaker 2: getting the serious photos taken, but were doing them silly awesome.
Speaker 2: It was so funny, so funny. I love that regular
Speaker 2: people were like being adventurous and silly and trying things
Speaker 2: outside of the scope of what they would normally want
Speaker 2: to do in their instinct. All of it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: And there was something in me, the deep ugly hater
Speaker 2: in me was always like, Nigga, that ain't funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't even know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I've wanted to get glamour shots with the homies many time.
Speaker 2: It's so cool. It's so fun really cool. It becomes popular.
Speaker 2: You can't, bro.
Speaker 1: Last year, I was thinking it would be funny if
Speaker 1: we somehow got addresses and we sent out a Christmas
Speaker 1: card with Sears glamour shots. And I didn't bring it
Speaker 1: up because it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Bro. I think that's so funny, and I wish so funny.
Speaker 2: I wish either of us had the capacity to be
Speaker 2: able to to be that.
Speaker 1: And you know what, you want to know what the
Speaker 1: fits were in my head.
Speaker 2: Oh go crazy.
Speaker 1: You're sitting down, red turtleneck, okay, festive Christmas vest I'm
Speaker 1: standing behind you, hand on your shoulder. It goes further. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: green turtleneck, one of those reindeer. Hey, okay, from our
Speaker 1: family to yours. It would have gone crazy. The grete
Speaker 1: would go. I'd like it.
Speaker 2: If we wrote like kind of a long message on it,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like what we've been doing too.
Speaker 2: How all those cards they kind of have like where
Speaker 2: they really take the season serious and they're gonna teach
Speaker 2: you a little bit of a you know, the these
Speaker 2: complicated times were really here at the Mamma Told Me podcast, Cherish.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a full recap like it's been.
Speaker 1: It's been a great season in our house. Olivia's been
Speaker 1: getting into banking, license, discovered purposes a form of exercising.
Speaker 1: David boyt a bicycle.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: I can't even bro this is how fucked up I am.
Speaker 1: I can't even dress up for real, No, that's real.
Speaker 1: I can dress up like for a wedding or something
Speaker 1: that's fine, but like a costume party, Halloween all that.
Speaker 2: I can't even my every single year. My wife before
Speaker 2: the child was here, and now my wife, especially after
Speaker 2: our child is here, is constantly trying to get us
Speaker 2: to do joint costumes that like, somehow we wear all
Speaker 2: the same thing and what a cute thing to do.
Speaker 2: It is endurable, and I destroy it every time, every time.
Speaker 2: And now the only negotiation I've been willing to make,
Speaker 2: and this is one hundred percent true, is that I
Speaker 2: told her I will do a joint costume with you
Speaker 2: and our child. So long as I get to dress
Speaker 2: up as something that kills or imprisons you, I will
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Like they have to be the horses and you're a
Speaker 1: trainer or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have to be something sort of like not
Speaker 2: completely on board with whatever they are in order to
Speaker 2: do the joint costume.
Speaker 1: Bro, I hate it. I wish I had, because I
Speaker 1: feel you I did. Do you remember when we all
Speaker 1: did that the Black Show for Comedy Central?
Speaker 2: Yeah, New Negroes, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You remember that. On my night afterwards, we took a
Speaker 1: picture and if you remember, that was right around when
Speaker 1: Black Panther came out, and everybody in the picture was like,
Speaker 1: do the Wakanda forever? And I did it with middle fingers. Hell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's just because I can't have anything nice.
Speaker 2: No, I've never done that. That thing, the egg Ship,
Speaker 2: I've never done that sincerely once.
Speaker 1: It sucks. It stinks, but I want to like it.
Speaker 2: I I was happy that people were happy, Like I
Speaker 2: saw all those those pictures of people showing up to
Speaker 2: theaters dressed like Halee Selassie and fucking doing the Wakanda foreverthing,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, that's hell, Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: But in the back of my mind, I was like,
Speaker 2: you're fucking losers. Yeah I was, and I'm making fun
Speaker 2: of you. I was mad, you have you have big,
Speaker 2: big issues with uh, with that that franchise.
Speaker 1: I would say, I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 1: to be like this, Sure, I would rather not. I
Speaker 1: just man, it's not even a real country.
Speaker 2: Bro. It's also not that good a movie. But hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: where where's a family restaurant?
Speaker 1: And if you want to hear my thoughts on Wakanda Forever,
Speaker 1: go to patreon dot com back slash David Borie purchase
Speaker 1: my special Birth of a Nation a little bit about it.
Speaker 1: I also have a bit with a hook about hooking
Speaker 1: up with an African woman.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, I never did it as a result of
Speaker 2: African filmography.
Speaker 1: It was more, to be honest, it almost felt like
Speaker 1: in spite of because I was really taking the date
Speaker 1: in the car. Uh, I was just because I was
Speaker 1: so angry about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you were shitting on a thing that she enjoyed
Speaker 2: to the point that you almost fumbled beautiful damn.
Speaker 1: Exactly because I was like, you're not You're not pissed.
Speaker 1: And she was from Sierra Leone too, so I should
Speaker 1: have been minding my because it was like, this.
Speaker 2: Was supposed to be your wife and you you really
Speaker 2: you really fucked that up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, two women. I fumbled the bag with heartbreaking
Speaker 4: I know my mom.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I had talked to her about stuff
Speaker 1: like that, she would be upset.
Speaker 2: But no clue.
Speaker 1: Great, yeah, you gotta have one that you've taken out
Speaker 1: in the daytime for a while.
Speaker 2: But we we we can't dilly or dally any any
Speaker 2: further on this, we we and isaay we But mostly
Speaker 2: I I came across a conspiracy that that I I
Speaker 2: guess it's easiest to just share the story of how
Speaker 2: this happened. A few weeks ago, I was in a uber.
Speaker 2: I got in an uber I think I was in
Speaker 2: Atlanta at the time, and the driver was already playing
Speaker 2: a YouTube video over the speakers very loudly. He showed
Speaker 2: no evidence of being concerned whether or not I would
Speaker 2: enjoy said YouTube video. It was just it was on.
Speaker 2: As I got in, I said hello. He may not
Speaker 2: have spoken back. I truly don't know, because of how
Speaker 2: loud the video was playing, But either way, I got
Speaker 2: in this uber and the man driving was watching a
Speaker 2: YouTube video where two podcasters were arguing about whether or
Speaker 2: not bbl's stink, whether or not there is a stench
Speaker 2: associated with bbls, and on one gentleman chefore direct myself.
Speaker 2: One gentleman was pro and one gentleman was con and
Speaker 2: I'll let you decide which is which in the case
Speaker 2: of stinky bbls. But they were arguing very intensely about it,
Speaker 2: and and I never really could make sense of it.
Speaker 2: And I thought, what a perfect conversation to bring back
Speaker 2: to my man from the Congo, so that we can
Speaker 2: we can unpack this thing together.
Speaker 1: I love it because I mean, okay, so first of all,
Speaker 1: I think we start here. Have you ever dealt with
Speaker 1: the BBL personally.
Speaker 2: I have felt some, but I have never.
Speaker 1: Same.
Speaker 2: I never I've never had the pleasure. I've talked about
Speaker 2: this before on the podcast. I met my wife immediately
Speaker 2: after filming Insecure and have remained faithful the entire time.
Speaker 2: So a lot of the a lot of the beautiful
Speaker 2: things that I could have had access to, I have not,
Speaker 2: and that is my burden to bear and I continue
Speaker 2: to bear it.
Speaker 1: That's like you missed the whole technology, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like you got married to the Nokia.
Speaker 1: You know, the iPhone was recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I keep being like, yeah, but the battery
Speaker 2: life is better, and everybody's like, I guess, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, You're like no, I really just love playing sneak.
Speaker 2: So neither of us have ever smashed the BBL.
Speaker 1: Never got behind it in a meaningful way.
Speaker 2: Damn no.
Speaker 1: And now I feel it could happen. It's not like
Speaker 1: a bucket list thing or anything. I got you.
Speaker 2: It's just it's a possibility still for you. And that
Speaker 2: gives me out. If that makes you feel anything.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I mean, I will say and this is
Speaker 1: I know this is gonna sound crazy. Yeah, and and listen,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not gonna I love ass. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: look crazy that the bbls. Yeah, sometimes it's like really
Speaker 1: like nuts.
Speaker 2: A lot of times not, I wouldn't. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: say most because I've seen some spectacular ones. I know
Speaker 2: some fun folks who have gotten them and they look great.
Speaker 2: But there there are quite a few bbls that are
Speaker 2: stopping traffic for the wrong reasons right, truly devastating work
Speaker 2: has been done to what otherwise could have been pretty gorgeous.
Speaker 1: When that's I mean I seen one of LaGuardia one
Speaker 1: time and I was just like, just the nature that
Speaker 1: you got one and then you're still working at LaGuardia
Speaker 1: probably means it was done out of the country and
Speaker 1: it's just like just the legs to butt ratio was
Speaker 1: so crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the That's when it's the worst is here's
Speaker 2: when them legs be little and that butt be big, Like,
Speaker 2: oh no, this is a tragedy.
Speaker 1: You got a little booty and that's cool because I mean,
Speaker 1: I love those. All this shit, I also I hate this.
Speaker 1: All this shit is for social media. If you like,
Speaker 1: any person who has some type of a type where
Speaker 1: they're like I can't have anything else, But I am
Speaker 1: inclined to not believe you.
Speaker 2: Not only do I not believe you, I also don't
Speaker 2: believe you've had sex with that many people when you're
Speaker 2: that picky about the shit, right, Like.
Speaker 1: You don't think anybody with the little asses doing stuff
Speaker 1: you like that's crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like part of not and this isn't a
Speaker 2: pride statement, but it is a fact when part of
Speaker 2: getting numbers up is taking up numbers as they come.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, everybody shoots ugly shouts.
Speaker 2: You gotta be lucy and and ethol fucking putting chocolates
Speaker 2: in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, discerning. I'm just trying to get full, uh
Speaker 1: good food.
Speaker 2: This is a chili's baby, what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It is like the difference is like that's for all
Speaker 1: it is. It is it does speak to like materialism
Speaker 1: type thing I think where it's like that is a
Speaker 1: lot for other people, right, because it's like if you're
Speaker 1: being that being said, I mean, when like a woman
Speaker 1: is a size queen, I do think the effects are different.
Speaker 2: Does that make me say more?
Speaker 1: I think the difference between a small penis and a
Speaker 1: large penis is a greater distance between the difference between
Speaker 1: a small booty and a big booty.
Speaker 2: Mmmm, meaning the results for or the experience for the
Speaker 2: person and like realized pleasure. Oh yeah, I could see that,
Speaker 2: although I will say that, uh that the difference between
Speaker 2: like wanting you know, a nine inch hog and and you.
Speaker 1: Know, relax.
Speaker 2: What I call nine inches that's gotta be a hul.
Speaker 1: I don't like you. I don't like you in the
Speaker 1: outside house. I feel like you need to visually start
Speaker 1: recording back near your wife and child.
Speaker 2: Guess what I could say, hug as much as I
Speaker 2: want out.
Speaker 1: Here in the back house called crazy.
Speaker 2: In the house, I got a three hog limit.
Speaker 1: But.
Speaker 2: Hug hog hog hog hog.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is like the difference between somebody
Speaker 2: desiring nine inches of meat versus like somebody who's showing
Speaker 2: up with you know, whatever standard is. The five and
Speaker 2: a half to seven scenario of it all is not
Speaker 2: you're not doing that person a disservice. You're just knocking
Speaker 2: against their their preference, right. But if you're showing up
Speaker 2: with a micro penis, now we got a different conversations.
Speaker 1: That's just what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the hog thing, so I neither of us
Speaker 2: have really had true experiences with bbl's. But I will
Speaker 2: say that I've been around enough women with bbls that
Speaker 2: I've never it's never once, uh felt like there was
Speaker 2: an odor protruding through there.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say too, and I uh
Speaker 1: uh not too.
Speaker 2: Take your time, don't let it scare you. You'll get
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The ones that I have been around, Yeah, the ones
Speaker 1: that I've been the closest to, I've been like you
Speaker 1: know or whatever. The ones I've been the closest to
Speaker 1: are in a strip club. And that is where if
Speaker 1: I was gonna get a whiff or something, that's where
Speaker 1: it would that would be the situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been around nude bbls. It's not there's never
Speaker 2: been a state.
Speaker 1: That's Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to make it. I'm not intrugle all the time.
Speaker 1: But no, but you know, were you there that night
Speaker 1: that a bunch of us went You weren't there?
Speaker 2: No? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: When you go this is a like before I left
Speaker 1: from LA But it was like and it's Jack was
Speaker 1: sts like Sam Jack and a bunch of Jordan was
Speaker 1: there A bunch of people were there because I remember
Speaker 1: it was right after I got the Comedy Central job
Speaker 1: and dearly departed Jack whispered in my ear. He was like,
Speaker 1: I know you got that Comedy Central job. If you
Speaker 1: spend less than a thousand dollars tonight, I'm telling everybody
Speaker 1: like whispered did to me.
Speaker 2: At Oh you mean like a psychopath. Yeah, you mean
Speaker 2: the way a crazy person. Yeah, you mean the way
Speaker 2: crazy child would force you to spend money you haven't
Speaker 2: made yet. In Los Angeles' notoriously bad strip clubs, bro
Speaker 2: we were at.
Speaker 1: Deja Boo and then they ran out of money. Whoa.
Speaker 1: And then they ran out of money, like the ATM
Speaker 1: wasn't working and we had to go to another one.
Speaker 2: The facility ran out of them.
Speaker 1: The facility ran out of money, and not like in
Speaker 1: a cool way, you know, like like three of us
Speaker 1: tried to get three hundred dollars. And then the funniest
Speaker 1: part was I remember Sam got on the chair and said,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry strippers were leaving. This is their fault. They
Speaker 1: did not put They didn't put you in a position
Speaker 1: to win.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't push you in a position to win.
Speaker 1: It's such a.
Speaker 2: Like they're gonna have a conference afterwards. Now we as
Speaker 2: a as an organized they can better strategize towards the championship.
Speaker 1: I mean, do strippers have shift meetings?
Speaker 2: I would hope so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I you don't think they have a round up like
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: The unfortunate thing with strip clubs is that, uh is
Speaker 2: that it's literally capitalism in your fucking face, and so
Speaker 2: it encourages probably an individualism that isn't uh necessarily good
Speaker 2: for the community as a whole, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like those strippers should be talking to each other and
Speaker 2: unionizing and ship But.
Speaker 1: Man, a dream of mine has always been to run
Speaker 1: an ethical strip club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it sounds it sounds cool. It does sound
Speaker 2: like the respectfully the pussy would be trash. But respectfully,
Speaker 2: I hope that you you have a vision that somehow
Speaker 2: can can move fast.
Speaker 1: That why okay, because this is I had a long
Speaker 1: argument in a strip club with a friend about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why do you think? Because he was like the same thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, nah, you gotta loosely something along the lines of,
Speaker 1: now you gotta be able to keep these hoes in check.
Speaker 1: I think if everybody I think, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just maybe I see this is like my version of communism.
Speaker 2: I And again, I'm not rooting against you. I just
Speaker 2: think part of what makes a strip club attractive to
Speaker 2: strip club guys, right, and that is the industry that
Speaker 2: maintains strip clubs is like the motherfuckers who truly love
Speaker 2: that shit Tuesday. Part of what they need is sort
Speaker 2: of a chance for this to go further than it's
Speaker 2: supposed to go. Do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 2: they need to be able to like I bet, I
Speaker 2: bet if I tip her enough, I could stick my
Speaker 2: thumb in her butt, or like I bet if you know,
Speaker 2: if I tell her enough stories, maybe I can get
Speaker 2: some head in the back room. It's all the icky
Speaker 2: shit that makes this thing not actually ethical. And as
Speaker 2: soon as you lay it out on the table being
Speaker 2: like we're ethical, we ain't never gonna have none of
Speaker 2: that ship. Motherfucker is gonna be like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be here, and then the bad bitches are gonna
Speaker 2: go where the money is.
Speaker 1: But in the world that I'm trying to set up
Speaker 1: is like, but what if we lower the bar like
Speaker 1: I want it to be a place of celebration more
Speaker 1: than it's allowed to be there. I want to take
Speaker 1: all the CDs about it, so me and you could
Speaker 1: just be like, hey, we're gonna have a business meeting
Speaker 1: strip club. Mm hmm. You know, I want to open
Speaker 1: it up. But I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I like what you're saying, but I'm saying that that
Speaker 2: business men are vile and they want vile shit. They yeah,
Speaker 2: And I think, Frank, the model is not broken. The
Speaker 2: models broken, and that's right now. Why am I choosing
Speaker 2: you over over the place where I get to do
Speaker 2: the most vile shit and see the light leave these ladies' eyes.
Speaker 1: You know, I think we bring in really high class chefs.
Speaker 1: What was that was that restaurant we went to New York?
Speaker 1: You remember where they had the Douce cocktails. Oh damn,
Speaker 1: imagine that with big ass everywhere.
Speaker 2: No, I get it, and look, one of one of
Speaker 2: my dreams. While we're talking about stripper club dreams, one
Speaker 2: of my dreams for my birthday or no, it was
Speaker 2: for my bachelor party. This is what I asked for,
Speaker 2: and I think we were gonna have it, but it
Speaker 2: ended up getting We were going to New Orleans and
Speaker 2: It ended up fucking having a hurricane that weekend and
Speaker 2: so I had to cancel the bachelor party and never
Speaker 2: really happened. But my ask was I wanted to do
Speaker 2: stripper karaoke I wanted to do I got a karaoke
Speaker 2: with just bad bitches naked and joined the karaoke dancing.
Speaker 2: They could do some karaoke too. We just all hanging
Speaker 2: out doing karaoke with Babbage.
Speaker 1: Liston if we do a live. My mama told me
Speaker 1: in Portland, I know a place we can go do that.
Speaker 2: I want to do that so bad. We get It's.
Speaker 1: Very fun, it is a good time.
Speaker 2: It's great. That's in my head is fucking awesome and
Speaker 2: I can't. I desperately want to do it, So please
Speaker 2: Portland hook it up that my mama told me, comes
Speaker 2: there this year because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Devil's point. Tell the girls were coming, Tell the girls,
Speaker 1: Tell the girls. I always wanted to be that guy,
Speaker 1: Oh David's in the house. I went to a strip
Speaker 1: club with a person who will not be named, and
Speaker 1: we went to a Mexican one and he got a
Speaker 1: shout out and it was out to the table from
Speaker 1: the DJ, like we were at the table and the
Speaker 1: DJ was like shout.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm we have to throw to a break,
Speaker 2: but before we do, I want to know was this
Speaker 2: person being shouted out because of fame or being shouted
Speaker 2: out because they are a frequent fang fang. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: sad if they're getting shouted out because he's.
Speaker 1: Well, no, because I also okay, we do have to go.
Speaker 1: But I also will say I for a couple of
Speaker 1: years in San Francisco, I would do this strip club's
Speaker 1: carry their their holiday party. I would perform at their
Speaker 1: holiday party and it would always be just the strippers,
Speaker 1: their boyfriends and then the hardcore regulars and that was
Speaker 1: the party. And then but the comics would get on
Speaker 1: stage and we would tell jokes and the girls would
Speaker 1: throw money at us. And then they had crazy buffet
Speaker 1: also really really good.
Speaker 2: Were they good, good laughers.
Speaker 1: Good laughers, good tippers, smoked us up a gang o
Speaker 1: week it was And then the food was so good.
Speaker 1: It was one of the best gigs I e. It
Speaker 1: was like a gig. I was sad when I left
Speaker 1: San Francisco and I had to give it up.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And you made way more money because
Speaker 1: like if you made a dirty joke.
Speaker 2: Like that's that's that's what we do, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, oh yeah, this one the lady. There was
Speaker 1: a lady who would do it with me too sometimes,
Speaker 1: also not to be named. She would strip a little
Speaker 1: bit and she made a gang of money. I didn't have,
Speaker 1: quite frankly, the confidence in my body at that point.
Speaker 2: No, that's fair. I wouldn't take my shirt off now,
Speaker 2: and there might be money for it, but I know
Speaker 2: I can't take the risk. I can't take the possibility
Speaker 2: of somebody being like, damn, look at his nipples.
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, I was not gonna. I was not
Speaker 1: gonna say nipples because I knew that you are sensitive
Speaker 1: about it, that you would hurt. There you go, big nipples,
Speaker 1: you look like.
Speaker 2: And then I'm just on stage getting mad for real.
Speaker 1: Get him out of hair, Get him out of hair.
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be body positive.
Speaker 2: Get him out of hair. I was told this was
Speaker 2: a kind strip club.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, we need to take it for it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be back with more lengths and more David
Speaker 2: and more. My mama told me, we said take a
Speaker 2: village to raise a child, But what if the village
Speaker 2: is retarded?
Speaker 5: Which you think is gonna produce some stank ass bb ls.
Speaker 5: LExEN and I are back talking about the possibility of
Speaker 5: staking ass Brazilian butlers.
Speaker 2: That's right. I will say that clip on. One of
Speaker 2: the things that I didn't enjoyed for the first time
Speaker 2: hearing it in my headphones is the rumble that goes
Speaker 2: over the crowd when he asked the question. He He's like,
Speaker 2: what if the villages? And then and then they go oh,
Speaker 2: and some of them are obviously offended, but some are
Speaker 2: really thinking about the heavy question he just laid on them.
Speaker 2: I okay. So, so neither of us have come across
Speaker 2: the stinky BBL. Neither of us certainly feel like we've
Speaker 2: I guess have had a conversation with somebody. I know
Speaker 2: some people who are currently having sex with BBL subscribers,
Speaker 2: and none of them seem to be reporting back that
Speaker 2: there's a stench related to these bbls. What does the
Speaker 2: internet say? I know you looked it up, so.
Speaker 1: In my can I tell you my tabs are what
Speaker 1: is blue Raspberry fruity pebbles with Marshmellows, Beyonce Uncles, BBL
Speaker 1: smell Uh Okay, okay, that was from when we first
Speaker 1: started talking, though that wasn't just what was on there.
Speaker 2: No, we did. We did have a lengthy conversation about
Speaker 2: uh and I don't want to overstep, but you apparently
Speaker 2: have a deep addiction.
Speaker 1: To already overstep relax, I said, I got a box
Speaker 1: of the ships.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the blue drinks as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I love you have a nasty little relationship with blue drinks.
Speaker 1: I love blue drinks. My girl called me out at
Speaker 1: the movies the other day. I just do, man, I
Speaker 1: love a blue drinks. Are you going back to even
Speaker 1: the little jugs? You remember the little drugs like the
Speaker 1: quarter water joints? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I loved, loved the
Speaker 1: blue ones I love. I love blue, raspberry, lemonade, blue,
Speaker 1: anything they got that minute made blue blue? Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I love blue to blue drinks. I went to I
Speaker 1: Want to Trick Daddy's restaurant a big old blue drink.
Speaker 2: Damn is that what it was called?
Speaker 1: Don't? I just pointed at the.
Speaker 2: Something tells me you got it right on the nose.
Speaker 2: For what name says blue drink? Give me and and
Speaker 2: blue Please?
Speaker 1: I have a flight to catch.
Speaker 2: You want a large or a double Xail Honey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I liked blue a lot when it because it kind
Speaker 2: of got introduced as like the new innovative flavor. Eminem
Speaker 2: brought out a new one sour Patch kids, they started
Speaker 2: making blue. It all was much later in the game
Speaker 2: that you got Blue introduced to the ship. I will
Speaker 2: say for the drinks, though, I always knew you had
Speaker 2: to cut that a little bit, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 2: you could do blue, but then you gotta mix that
Speaker 2: a little bit with that lemonade.
Speaker 1: You gotta.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand, you got to offset all that blue
Speaker 2: because that's that's too much pleasure at one time you
Speaker 2: don't want, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Which is crazy because I cut other drinks. I take
Speaker 1: my bull on my blue full strength, but I do
Speaker 1: cut other drinks. Sometimes I'll cut down. I cut. I
Speaker 1: cut a lot of juices with club soda. I do
Speaker 1: that pretty common.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, and it tastes better.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I like a juice with a little fizz.
Speaker 1: I'll cut. I'll cut sprite a little bit too.
Speaker 2: If I can encourage you, I think you gotta start
Speaker 2: cutting your blue a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. But here's the thing. This is
Speaker 1: what is why it sounds crazy because yes, okay, I
Speaker 1: did go see the new Mad Max and I got
Speaker 1: a blue icy mixed with Coke icy. But I know
Speaker 1: it's not even weakly that I'm taking taking blue. It's
Speaker 1: like once a month or several It's like, I'm not
Speaker 1: it's not that often.
Speaker 2: There was a time I just worry that when we
Speaker 2: talked about this offline. It's the most unnatural of the colors. Yea,
Speaker 2: every other color that they assigned to icys and drinks
Speaker 2: and shit, they exist in nature. This yellow, this green,
Speaker 2: this even this specific red sort of exists in parts
Speaker 2: of nature. But that blue that ain't nowhere you go outside.
Speaker 1: No, it's from beyond.
Speaker 2: And I worry about you putting so much from beyond
Speaker 2: into your your person, even if it is just once
Speaker 2: a month or every.
Speaker 1: Other I appreciate that. Yeah, And now that it's been
Speaker 1: brought to my attention, I will I'm a crippling.
Speaker 2: So the Internet had thoughts about the stink, the potential
Speaker 2: stink of BBLS.
Speaker 1: So the first thing that I found when I googled it,
Speaker 1: it's basically says a slight odor. In the first few
Speaker 1: days after Brazilian Butler's is normal and can be described
Speaker 1: as musty or similar to a damp towel fuddy. I
Speaker 1: didn't know musty was a real word.
Speaker 2: Oh you thought that was just like uh nigga phrasing
Speaker 2: for lack of a better term. Yes, I tried to
Speaker 2: think of You heard the boative. Yeah, yeah, I was like, nah, no,
Speaker 2: that's correct.
Speaker 1: Now you're like, I'm in the back house. I can
Speaker 1: say it here, and it says some causes of this
Speaker 1: odor include fluid discharge, poor hygiene after defecation, bacteria build
Speaker 1: up in sweat, which to me sort of sounds like
Speaker 1: the causes of bad odor in general.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't sound besides the secretions that they're referring to,
Speaker 2: it all sounds pretty backside related, whether flat or big
Speaker 2: right wash.
Speaker 1: Ass I will I will say Also, if you get
Speaker 1: a BBL there should be some barrier entry if it
Speaker 1: stinks for a couple of days. I think that's a
Speaker 1: fair trade off.
Speaker 2: Well, that was my concern when I was listening to
Speaker 2: this podcast in the first place, was like they were
Speaker 2: having this really impassioned conversation about the stink dangers of
Speaker 2: bbls and how it wasn't clear to me how much
Speaker 2: of it was whether or not these women stunk because
Speaker 2: like they weren't taking care of themselves, or there was
Speaker 2: something fundamentally wrong inside of the BBL, or if it
Speaker 2: was just that y'all tried to get some booty before
Speaker 2: it was finished healing, Like how much of this? I
Speaker 2: worry You're fucking an open wound, my man, Like.
Speaker 1: That's not let it settle. She just got back from
Speaker 1: the dr. Let her rest.
Speaker 2: She had to sleep backwards on the plane because of
Speaker 2: how painful it was. Give her a minute, and you're.
Speaker 1: Just trying to punish that day one. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: Like I do I do think that? Oh so it
Speaker 1: feels like something that probably just Olivia had said this.
Speaker 1: It feels like something that just comes with surgery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I dog. Sometimes if I have too bad of
Speaker 2: a cold, I think I stink more than normal, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, where I'm just like a you
Speaker 2: kind of funky man, Like your whole aura is off.
Speaker 1: If I'm on a plane for too long, I feel
Speaker 1: like I stink. Yeah, you just feel like shit? Yeah,
Speaker 1: plans what I mean? If I go outside for a
Speaker 1: long walk, I stink yeah yeah. Yeah. So it's like
Speaker 1: the idea. Of course, it's it should stink. Quite frankly,
Speaker 1: if it just came out ready to go, I would
Speaker 1: trust it even less.
Speaker 2: You gotta let it cook, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta let it breathe.
Speaker 2: BBL is like Chitling's the beginning stinky and your mama
Speaker 2: makes a bet. But some sick niggas like them?
Speaker 1: Are you where do you stand on the whole idea
Speaker 1: of bbl's like as a whole, are you pro anti? Indifferent?
Speaker 2: I will not go so far as to say I'm
Speaker 2: anti because I'm so cool with people doing whatever they
Speaker 2: want to do to their person, Like that's not my business,
Speaker 2: and I ain't trying to be one of them.
Speaker 1: Dudes.
Speaker 2: I don't desire that of a person that I'm with.
Speaker 2: And a lot of times I like the way women
Speaker 2: are shaped as they are enough that like the idea
Speaker 2: that it becomes like sort of this manipulated form. It
Speaker 2: doesn't hit the same, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 2: like almost two perfect too, where you're like, that's but
Speaker 2: then you know.
Speaker 1: That's not beauty to me. Yeah, perfection is not what
Speaker 1: I'm seeking in another person, just beauty in the world
Speaker 1: in general.
Speaker 2: I like the little holes in your button Yeah, dense, yeah, Nixon.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I have a hard time with elective surgery
Speaker 1: in general. I think coming from a place where surgery
Speaker 1: is difficult, it feels like the resources to make you
Speaker 1: feel like a better version of yourself feels wasteful to
Speaker 1: me sometimes being said, we're here and you can do it.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm not trying to down it, but
Speaker 1: I think on the whole, it's like, what I love
Speaker 1: about people is using their flaws. I love people making
Speaker 1: up for deficits. I think it's one thing that makes
Speaker 1: humanity great. It makes people it truly interesting and shit
Speaker 1: like that. So it feels like sometimes it makes me
Speaker 1: sad when people feel like they have to have a
Speaker 1: surgery to be themselves. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I also we were talking about the trends of
Speaker 2: it all earlier, and I also worry about that side
Speaker 2: of it, Like all these women who got bbls are
Speaker 2: now suddenly taking the like the bbls out, like they're they're,
Speaker 2: you know, recarving themselves into sort of like thinner, sleeker
Speaker 2: women whatever. And I don't say thin too, you know,
Speaker 2: make it that, but that's essentially what's happening, and that
Speaker 2: worries me of like, oh, you're doing this because because
Speaker 2: the Internet told you to. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: That's never gonna You're never gonna win that game. Either.
Speaker 1: You might for a little bit, but.
Speaker 2: And we don't know how long bbl's uh last, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like we ain't we ain't never
Speaker 2: seen no old BBL. We have like these bitches might
Speaker 2: be dying at fifty five, And so you took all
Speaker 2: that from your lifespan just to satiate the likes that
Speaker 2: that worries me more than the act itself, motivation and call,
Speaker 2: and the actual reasoning for it is more the concern
Speaker 2: than the decision.
Speaker 1: I also because I am on the fence about a lot,
Speaker 1: because like it is your body good. I should have
Speaker 1: no say in what you do physically that makes you
Speaker 1: feel good, you know what I mean, as long as
Speaker 1: you're not harming others. Really not up to.
Speaker 2: Me, No, not at all. But I do worry for
Speaker 2: myself about I don't think that I could see myself
Speaker 2: with a partner who needed that. I don't know that
Speaker 2: to your point that that necessarily is going to match
Speaker 2: socially with like my character, because I like to talk shit.
Speaker 2: I like to pick out people's insecurities, and I don't
Speaker 2: know that you know, I'm going to be able to
Speaker 2: like tease you the way that I want to tease
Speaker 2: you when when we got this big old secret and
Speaker 2: we both like holding on.
Speaker 1: To is do people keep it secret? I feel like
Speaker 1: the people that I've known who have had them are
Speaker 1: fairly open about it. But is it like some people are?
Speaker 2: I think it kind of depends on the community and
Speaker 2: class of it all, you know what I mean that? Like,
Speaker 2: I think there are some people I know who are
Speaker 2: super open about it, and there are some people who
Speaker 2: like will never say a word unless somehow it becomes
Speaker 2: a very private conversation about what they've had done to themselves.
Speaker 2: And so, like the comedy community, I feel like, excuse everything,
Speaker 2: right because our whole thing is being too open about shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's very true. That's very true. Are
Speaker 1: there a lot of comments with bblso I don't know
Speaker 1: any Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't, but I know it is a hilarious super
Speaker 1: comedian to do.
Speaker 2: That'd be hilarious if Chris Rock gets a BBL nigga
Speaker 2: already showing us this apps that big old but.
Speaker 1: A three sixty.
Speaker 2: Honestly, if Chappelle got a B B L it would
Speaker 2: really change this this obsession with trans people in a
Speaker 2: very interesting way.
Speaker 1: I'd beat it. If Chappelle's got a big old fake ass,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, oh, this nigga's.
Speaker 2: Got a lot more wrestling and said then he's been
Speaker 2: able to acknowledge so far in these specials. Give him time.
Speaker 2: He might he might land on something.
Speaker 1: I think we were just scratching the surface.
Speaker 2: A lot of going on these are we're watching the
Speaker 2: stages of grief. He's at anger right now. Let's wait
Speaker 2: till he gets to acceptance. I got a good feeling
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: But no, yeah, I I it is. It's such a
Speaker 1: complicated issue because now that I think about it even
Speaker 1: more in my head, it is like even with the
Speaker 1: resources things, it's like, that's such an idealist, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody has.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, But but honestly, you know, and this is
Speaker 1: part of what cars use cobalt from the DRC where
Speaker 1: where we you know?
Speaker 2: That's what I mean, is like part of what what
Speaker 2: America does to people, is it tricks you into thinking
Speaker 2: you have all the opportunities in the world, and the
Speaker 2: reality is we're all going broke spending money on ship.
Speaker 2: We don't need it. Just so happens that some people
Speaker 2: are are choosing don't need that. They you can physically see,
Speaker 2: and some of us start doing it with fucking blue drinks.
Speaker 2: Blue drinks and weird couches and shit, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Don't put the drink on the couch though, Hey.
Speaker 2: You better give you a blue away from my couch.
Speaker 1: Here here's my big question in the argument. Yep, did
Speaker 1: the men did it seem like they did feel like
Speaker 1: they were talking out of their ask? Did they seem
Speaker 1: no pun intended knock out the side of the next
Speaker 1: Did it feel like was their merit or were they
Speaker 1: just yelling about women? No?
Speaker 2: These were these were Let me be clear, this was
Speaker 2: a podcast of two men who had no educational background
Speaker 2: relating to this subject and certainly no real insights. They
Speaker 2: were just speaking from not even as much personal experience,
Speaker 2: but like a motherfucker told them, who told another motherfucker
Speaker 2: that his girl bbl's thing, and they were arguing emotionally
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Okay, because that's also the hard thing is, like all
Speaker 1: this stuff seems so rooted in being anti woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do think at the core of it,
Speaker 2: it's probably what this BBL stink is.
Speaker 1: Some dirty ass dude would say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, oh, you mean all the two
Speaker 2: girls you know who have bbls won't fuck you, and
Speaker 2: therefore they must be and you can't figure out a
Speaker 2: physical flaw anymore because they've been shaped into perfect So
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, but the they stink their insides are
Speaker 2: rotting or.
Speaker 1: Whatever because they didn't answer your side eye emoji you
Speaker 1: sms at three am.
Speaker 2: Right, because they don't reply when you write you show
Speaker 2: have grown underneath their fucking Instagram pictures such beautiful eyes
Speaker 2: have a nice day. That's the creepiest one.
Speaker 1: Man man hot women like bad bitch like comment section.
Speaker 1: He's a cesspool.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable the things that women have to deal with
Speaker 2: on a daily basis.
Speaker 1: Bro, especially because sometimes it's a dude. You'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: it's not all of us, and then you go to
Speaker 1: the bad bitch comment section and it is just like, Nope,
Speaker 1: that's a school principle that's supposed to work. He has
Speaker 1: my father, he said he was at work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's fucking nuts dance Solder has a really
Speaker 2: funny joke.
Speaker 1: He does have a good bit about the comment.
Speaker 2: Section about the comment section and isn't it special? But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's fucking oh my god, I don't it's it's
Speaker 2: insane the things that they've had to deal with and truly,
Speaker 2: and it be over stuff that didn't even require that energy.
Speaker 1: Bro, men are so bad at the Internet. I don't
Speaker 1: have an answer for it. No, you feel like men,
Speaker 1: you're going crazy, and you can be like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't have I don't have I don't have any defense,
Speaker 1: I don't have a solution. I don't have a way out.
Speaker 2: It's one of the things that I've always felt pretty
Speaker 2: passionately about as it relates to like my political leanings
Speaker 2: and socio political position, is like I'm never gonna defend
Speaker 2: men now. I ain't gonna be one of these dudes
Speaker 2: that comes out and it's like fuck, men were vile,
Speaker 2: Like that's our business. But I'm never once going to
Speaker 2: go in some public space and be like men are
Speaker 2: getting it wrong or being yeah, like nope, you know,
Speaker 2: whatever it is, we probably did it. I can't say
Speaker 2: it's all of us, and I'm not gonna take that
Speaker 2: kind of responsibility in this But boy, oh boy, is
Speaker 2: that probably true.
Speaker 1: It's not great out here.
Speaker 2: It's not great out here, and I know a lot
Speaker 2: of people not being great.
Speaker 1: What does that say about me?
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's not my job in this podcast.
Speaker 1: I did rather. I'm just trying to get to tomorrow. Man,
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna take one more break. We're gonna
Speaker 2: be back with more David, more likes than and more.
Speaker 2: My mama told me.
Speaker 1: I got no friend in this village, and I have
Speaker 1: no friends with stinky mass bblack all booties good booty
Speaker 1: smells delicious. That's not true. That was That was That
Speaker 1: was crazy. You're talking crazy.
Speaker 2: We're still talking about the possibility that BBL stink. And
Speaker 2: it does seem as if we've both landed on this
Speaker 2: being more a product of deep seated hatred for women
Speaker 2: than a genuine health concern for the women that have
Speaker 2: taken this procedures.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think people don't want to see
Speaker 1: a quick come up, or what's perceived as a quick
Speaker 1: come up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess what I would encourage, And this is
Speaker 2: actually inspired by something Olivia sent But what I would
Speaker 2: encourage for the men who feel this weird hatred where
Speaker 2: you want to go and talk shit about women and
Speaker 2: their bodies in a way that doesn't make sense for
Speaker 2: your actual lived experience. What I would encourage you to
Speaker 2: do is figure out a way to make some money
Speaker 2: off of this hatred. Olivia sent us a very smart
Speaker 2: idea where she said BBL scented candles, And to me,
Speaker 2: that's a big business opportunity for you, the man hating
Speaker 2: woman who's looking for a way to both like get
Speaker 2: attention but also remind women that they hold no value
Speaker 2: in your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, put it right next to your Erica
Speaker 1: bad you pussy in.
Speaker 2: Sense which you hate, which you hate, not me.
Speaker 1: I tried. It stows out in like two minutes. It is.
Speaker 2: It's a It's a big profit opportunity. You can serve
Speaker 2: a community that actually enjoys whatever these women are. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, if you tell me there's
Speaker 2: a BBL sent to candle, I only presume it's a
Speaker 2: good smell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I want my bathroom to smell like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I assume it is a fantastic smell.
Speaker 1: I want to have a dinner party and have people
Speaker 1: come over and say is that BBL?
Speaker 2: It's your boy pulling you aside? Say, man, I want
Speaker 2: to blow up your spot, but it smelled like BBL
Speaker 2: in here, And you're like, brother, have I got a
Speaker 2: tip for you?
Speaker 1: And it always will?
Speaker 2: My man, you gotta you have to start finding a
Speaker 2: way to embrace women, even if it just means a
Speaker 2: way of lining your pocket. Stop living your life sort
Speaker 2: of deeply hating fifty one the population.
Speaker 1: There's one thing I know is that the bad bitches
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Man about your sticking ass.
Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck about nothing. You ever try
Speaker 2: to make eye contact with a bad bitch and she
Speaker 2: ain't interest Fortunately, Yes, it don't matter what you do,
Speaker 2: coughing and doing a little twist with your body just
Speaker 2: to see if she'll look up nothing.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been like out in a sent public
Speaker 1: This is this is the most painful bad bitch I
Speaker 1: think I've ever had. It's like we were all out.
Speaker 1: It was like two groups of people sitting next to
Speaker 1: each other in a bar, and then like kind of
Speaker 1: my friend's left and her friends left, and I like,
Speaker 1: turn it just trying to talk to her in the
Speaker 1: look the look on face, man, man, and I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even I wouldn't even on it. Like it was just
Speaker 1: like we've all been general you know, like when there's
Speaker 1: two groups together and music comes on and you pointed
Speaker 1: eachanging like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were communing. We were communing a little bit.
Speaker 1: This was isn't it isn't crazy for me to open
Speaker 1: up a line of dialogue.
Speaker 2: This wasn't a cold call, baby girl. We had we
Speaker 2: had primed for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one, that one I'm remembering her face.
Speaker 2: No, it truly, and I guess it. What what is
Speaker 2: upsetting as a man in those moments is not obviously
Speaker 2: you have no reason or or you don't owe me anything.
Speaker 2: But there were never under any circumstances in the world
Speaker 2: where a bab bitch walks in the room that I
Speaker 2: don't attempt to make eye contact. Even if she wasn't
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, she throws even a glance
Speaker 2: over at me. I'm already looking, baby girl, I'm already
Speaker 2: closed up for you. I was just waiting for you
Speaker 2: to come home.
Speaker 1: Instead, you leave the reaction, just hating yourself. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shock.
Speaker 2: But then on the flip it's like women can just
Speaker 2: go through their lives and not notice us. That's that's
Speaker 2: to me, sounds crazy, but I think, I think and
Speaker 2: half it's it's wild to me because that's not how
Speaker 2: I treat y'all. And that's more importantly, I just want
Speaker 2: to be treated the way I treat others, and and
Speaker 2: y'all don't do that. It's not right.
Speaker 1: It's because they're better than us.
Speaker 2: It's fuck. Well, I think we did it.
Speaker 1: We did. We said a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: Is that a lot of stuff? It was all documented
Speaker 2: the podcasts successful. Do you want to tell the people
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