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Speaker 1: Bears are racists, money.

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Speaker 2: It is ladies and gentlemen, gentiles and little mama's alike.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we've and we finally worked to prove that everybody's

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Speaker 2: always talking about Beyonce's fine ass cousins, but ain't nobody

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Speaker 2: talking about Beyonce's fine ass uncles.

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Speaker 1: That bitch got.

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Speaker 2: The most beautiful uncles that's ever walked this planet Earth.

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Speaker 2: And they're hiding the uncles from us because they don't

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Speaker 2: want the patriarchy to flip, making men be overly sexualized

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Speaker 2: This is all the big rooms. I'd say, let's go

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Speaker 1: She got hashtag bring back our boy.

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Speaker 2: Bring back our boys.

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Speaker 1: I'm like stink Kern, I'm David boy and uh, we

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Speaker 1: We didn't even talk about this pre but this has

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Speaker 1: that hashtag black boy joy got smashed smashed? It never

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Speaker 2: I will say I never felt confident posting it. I

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Speaker 2: At the point, I'm not so much laughing at your

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Speaker 1: It's been a great season in our house. Olivia's been

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Speaker 2: That's so funny.

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Speaker 1: I can't even bro this is how fucked up I am.

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Speaker 2: I never I've never had the pleasure. I've talked about

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Speaker 2: Not only do I not believe you, I also don't

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Speaker 1: You don't think anybody with the little asses doing stuff

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like part of not and this isn't a

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, everybody shoots ugly shouts.

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Speaker 2: You gotta be lucy and and ethol fucking putting chocolates

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, discerning. I'm just trying to get full, uh

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Speaker 2: This is a chili's baby, what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: It is like the difference is like that's for all

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Speaker 2: Does that make me say more?

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Speaker 1: I think the difference between a small penis and a

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Speaker 2: Mmmm, meaning the results for or the experience for the

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Speaker 2: person and like realized pleasure. Oh yeah, I could see that,

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Speaker 2: What I call nine inches that's gotta be a hul.

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Speaker 1: I don't like you. I don't like you in the

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Speaker 2: Guess what I could say, hug as much as I

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Speaker 1: Here in the back house called crazy.

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Speaker 2: In the house, I got a three hog limit.

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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 2: Hug hog hog hog hog.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is like the difference between somebody

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Speaker 2: you're not doing that person a disservice. You're just knocking

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Speaker 1: That's just what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, at the hog thing, so I neither of us

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Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say too, and I uh

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Speaker 1: The ones that I have been around, Yeah, the ones

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been around nude bbls. It's not there's never

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Speaker 1: That's Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's I just didn't

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Speaker 1: But no, but you know, were you there that night

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Speaker 2: No? I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: When you go this is a like before I left

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Speaker 2: At Oh you mean like a psychopath. Yeah, you mean

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Speaker 2: the way a crazy person. Yeah, you mean the way

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Speaker 1: Deja Boo and then they ran out of money. Whoa.

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Speaker 1: And then they ran out of money, like the ATM

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Speaker 2: The facility ran out of them.

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Speaker 1: The facility ran out of money, and not like in

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry strippers were leaving. This is their fault. They

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I didn't push you in a position to win.

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Speaker 1: It's such a.

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Speaker 2: Like they're gonna have a conference afterwards. Now we as

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Speaker 2: The unfortunate thing with strip clubs is that, uh is

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Speaker 2: Like those strippers should be talking to each other and

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Speaker 1: Man, a dream of mine has always been to run

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it sounds it sounds cool. It does sound

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Speaker 2: like the respectfully the pussy would be trash. But respectfully,

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Speaker 2: I hope that you you have a vision that somehow

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Speaker 1: That why okay, because this is I had a long

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Speaker 1: I think if everybody I think, I don't know, I

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Speaker 2: I And again, I'm not rooting against you. I just

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Speaker 2: bet if I tip her enough, I could stick my

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Speaker 1: But in the world that I'm trying to set up

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Speaker 1: I want it to be a place of celebration more

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Speaker 1: just be like, hey, we're gonna have a business meeting

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Speaker 1: strip club. Mm hmm. You know, I want to open

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Speaker 2: I like what you're saying, but I'm saying that that

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Speaker 2: And I think, Frank, the model is not broken. The

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Speaker 1: You know, I think we bring in really high class chefs.

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Speaker 1: What was that was that restaurant we went to New York?

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Speaker 1: You remember where they had the Douce cocktails. Oh damn,

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Speaker 1: imagine that with big ass everywhere.

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Speaker 2: No, I get it, and look, one of one of

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Speaker 2: of my dreams for my birthday or no, it was

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00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: for my bachelor party. This is what I asked for,

443
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: and I think we were gonna have it, but it

444
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,199
Speaker 2: ended up getting We were going to New Orleans and

445
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 2: It ended up fucking having a hurricane that weekend and

446
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: so I had to cancel the bachelor party and never

447
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: really happened. But my ask was I wanted to do

448
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: stripper karaoke I wanted to do I got a karaoke

449
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 2: with just bad bitches naked and joined the karaoke dancing.

450
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: They could do some karaoke too. We just all hanging

451
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 2: out doing karaoke with Babbage.

452
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 1: Liston if we do a live. My mama told me

453
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: in Portland, I know a place we can go do that.

454
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: I want to do that so bad. We get It's.

455
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: Very fun, it is a good time.

456
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 2: It's great. That's in my head is fucking awesome and

457
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 2: I can't. I desperately want to do it, So please

458
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: Portland hook it up that my mama told me, comes

459
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 2: there this year because.

460
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Devil's point. Tell the girls were coming, Tell the girls,

461
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: Tell the girls. I always wanted to be that guy,

462
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: Oh David's in the house. I went to a strip

463
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,719
Speaker 1: club with a person who will not be named, and

464
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: we went to a Mexican one and he got a

465
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: shout out and it was out to the table from

466
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: the DJ, like we were at the table and the

467
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: DJ was like shout.

468
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm we have to throw to a break,

469
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: but before we do, I want to know was this

470
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 2: person being shouted out because of fame or being shouted

471
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 2: out because they are a frequent fang fang. Yeah, it's

472
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 2: sad if they're getting shouted out because he's.

473
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: Well, no, because I also okay, we do have to go.

474
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: But I also will say I for a couple of

475
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: years in San Francisco, I would do this strip club's

476
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: carry their their holiday party. I would perform at their

477
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: holiday party and it would always be just the strippers,

478
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: their boyfriends and then the hardcore regulars and that was

479
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: the party. And then but the comics would get on

480
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: stage and we would tell jokes and the girls would

481
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: throw money at us. And then they had crazy buffet

482
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: also really really good.

483
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 2: Were they good, good laughers.

484
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: Good laughers, good tippers, smoked us up a gang o

485
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: week it was And then the food was so good.

486
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: It was one of the best gigs I e. It

487
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: was like a gig. I was sad when I left

488
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: San Francisco and I had to give it up.

489
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: Damn.

490
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. And you made way more money because

491
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: like if you made a dirty joke.

492
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: Like that's that's that's what we do, all.

493
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, oh yeah, this one the lady. There was

494
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: a lady who would do it with me too sometimes,

495
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: also not to be named. She would strip a little

496
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: bit and she made a gang of money. I didn't have,

497
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 1: quite frankly, the confidence in my body at that point.

498
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: No, that's fair. I wouldn't take my shirt off now,

499
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: and there might be money for it, but I know

500
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: I can't take the risk. I can't take the possibility

501
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 2: of somebody being like, damn, look at his nipples.

502
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: Then I'm like, I was not gonna. I was not

503
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: gonna say nipples because I knew that you are sensitive

504
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: about it, that you would hurt. There you go, big nipples,

505
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: you look like.

506
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 2: And then I'm just on stage getting mad for real.

507
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: Get him out of hair, Get him out of hair.

508
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: This is supposed to be body positive.

509
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: Get him out of hair. I was told this was

510
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: a kind strip club.

511
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: Oh all right, we need to take it for it.

512
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 2: We're gonna be back with more lengths and more David

513
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: and more. My mama told me, we said take a

514
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 2: village to raise a child, But what if the village

515
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: is retarded?

516
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 5: Which you think is gonna produce some stank ass bb ls.

517
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 5: LExEN and I are back talking about the possibility of

518
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 5: staking ass Brazilian butlers.

519
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: That's right. I will say that clip on. One of

520
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 2: the things that I didn't enjoyed for the first time

521
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 2: hearing it in my headphones is the rumble that goes

522
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 2: over the crowd when he asked the question. He He's like,

523
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 2: what if the villages? And then and then they go oh,

524
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 2: and some of them are obviously offended, but some are

525
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: really thinking about the heavy question he just laid on them.

526
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 2: I okay. So, so neither of us have come across

527
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 2: the stinky BBL. Neither of us certainly feel like we've

528
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: I guess have had a conversation with somebody. I know

529
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 2: some people who are currently having sex with BBL subscribers,

530
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: and none of them seem to be reporting back that

531
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: there's a stench related to these bbls. What does the

532
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 2: internet say? I know you looked it up, so.

533
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: In my can I tell you my tabs are what

534
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: is blue Raspberry fruity pebbles with Marshmellows, Beyonce Uncles, BBL

535
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: smell Uh Okay, okay, that was from when we first

536
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: started talking, though that wasn't just what was on there.

537
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: No, we did. We did have a lengthy conversation about

538
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 2: uh and I don't want to overstep, but you apparently

539
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: have a deep addiction.

540
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: To already overstep relax, I said, I got a box

541
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: of the ships.

542
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, the blue drinks as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

543
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: I love you have a nasty little relationship with blue drinks.

544
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: I love blue drinks. My girl called me out at

545
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: the movies the other day. I just do, man, I

546
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: love a blue drinks. Are you going back to even

547
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: the little jugs? You remember the little drugs like the

548
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: quarter water joints? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I loved, loved the

549
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: blue ones I love. I love blue, raspberry, lemonade, blue,

550
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: anything they got that minute made blue blue? Uh yeah,

551
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: I love blue to blue drinks. I went to I

552
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: Want to Trick Daddy's restaurant a big old blue drink.

553
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: Damn is that what it was called?

554
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: Don't? I just pointed at the.

555
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 2: Something tells me you got it right on the nose.

556
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 2: For what name says blue drink? Give me and and

557
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: blue Please?

558
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: I have a flight to catch.

559
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 2: You want a large or a double Xail Honey. Yeah,

560
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 2: I liked blue a lot when it because it kind

561
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 2: of got introduced as like the new innovative flavor. Eminem

562
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 2: brought out a new one sour Patch kids, they started

563
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 2: making blue. It all was much later in the game

564
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: that you got Blue introduced to the ship. I will

565
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: say for the drinks, though, I always knew you had

566
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 2: to cut that a little bit, you know what I mean, Like,

567
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 2: you could do blue, but then you gotta mix that

568
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 2: a little bit with that lemonade.

569
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: You gotta.

570
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand, you got to offset all that blue

571
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 2: because that's that's too much pleasure at one time you

572
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: don't want, you know what I mean.

573
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: Which is crazy because I cut other drinks. I take

574
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 1: my bull on my blue full strength, but I do

575
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: cut other drinks. Sometimes I'll cut down. I cut. I

576
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: cut a lot of juices with club soda. I do

577
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: that pretty common.

578
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, and it tastes better.

579
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: I like it.

580
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,240
Speaker 2: I like a juice with a little fizz.

581
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: I'll cut. I'll cut sprite a little bit too.

582
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 2: If I can encourage you, I think you gotta start

583
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: cutting your blue a little bit.

584
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. But here's the thing. This is

585
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: what is why it sounds crazy because yes, okay, I

586
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 1: did go see the new Mad Max and I got

587
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 1: a blue icy mixed with Coke icy. But I know

588
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: it's not even weakly that I'm taking taking blue. It's

589
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: like once a month or several It's like, I'm not

590
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: it's not that often.

591
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: There was a time I just worry that when we

592
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: talked about this offline. It's the most unnatural of the colors. Yea,

593
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 2: every other color that they assigned to icys and drinks

594
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 2: and shit, they exist in nature. This yellow, this green,

595
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: this even this specific red sort of exists in parts

596
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: of nature. But that blue that ain't nowhere you go outside.

597
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: No, it's from beyond.

598
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: And I worry about you putting so much from beyond

599
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 2: into your your person, even if it is just once

600
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 2: a month or every.

601
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: Other I appreciate that. Yeah, And now that it's been

602
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: brought to my attention, I will I'm a crippling.

603
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 2: So the Internet had thoughts about the stink, the potential

604
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: stink of BBLS.

605
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: So the first thing that I found when I googled it,

606
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: it's basically says a slight odor. In the first few

607
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: days after Brazilian Butler's is normal and can be described

608
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: as musty or similar to a damp towel fuddy. I

609
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: didn't know musty was a real word.

610
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh you thought that was just like uh nigga phrasing

611
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 2: for lack of a better term. Yes, I tried to

612
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: think of You heard the boative. Yeah, yeah, I was like, nah, no,

613
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: that's correct.

614
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: Now you're like, I'm in the back house. I can

615
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: say it here, and it says some causes of this

616
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: odor include fluid discharge, poor hygiene after defecation, bacteria build

617
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: up in sweat, which to me sort of sounds like

618
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: the causes of bad odor in general.

619
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't sound besides the secretions that they're referring to,

620
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 2: it all sounds pretty backside related, whether flat or big

621
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: right wash.

622
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: Ass I will I will say Also, if you get

623
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: a BBL there should be some barrier entry if it

624
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 1: stinks for a couple of days. I think that's a

625
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: fair trade off.

626
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: Well, that was my concern when I was listening to

627
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 2: this podcast in the first place, was like they were

628
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: having this really impassioned conversation about the stink dangers of

629
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 2: bbls and how it wasn't clear to me how much

630
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 2: of it was whether or not these women stunk because

631
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 2: like they weren't taking care of themselves, or there was

632
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 2: something fundamentally wrong inside of the BBL, or if it

633
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 2: was just that y'all tried to get some booty before

634
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 2: it was finished healing, Like how much of this? I

635
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 2: worry You're fucking an open wound, my man, Like.

636
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: That's not let it settle. She just got back from

637
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: the dr. Let her rest.

638
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 2: She had to sleep backwards on the plane because of

639
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 2: how painful it was. Give her a minute, and you're.

640
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: Just trying to punish that day one. Come on, man,

641
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 1: Like I do I do think that? Oh so it

642
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: feels like something that probably just Olivia had said this.

643
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: It feels like something that just comes with surgery.

644
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I dog. Sometimes if I have too bad of

645
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 2: a cold, I think I stink more than normal, you

646
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: know what I mean, where I'm just like a you

647
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 2: kind of funky man, Like your whole aura is off.

648
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: If I'm on a plane for too long, I feel

649
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 1: like I stink. Yeah, you just feel like shit? Yeah,

650
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: plans what I mean? If I go outside for a

651
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: long walk, I stink yeah yeah. Yeah. So it's like

652
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 1: the idea. Of course, it's it should stink. Quite frankly,

653
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: if it just came out ready to go, I would

654
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: trust it even less.

655
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 2: You gotta let it cook, you.

656
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: Gotta let it breathe.

657
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 2: BBL is like Chitling's the beginning stinky and your mama

658
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 2: makes a bet. But some sick niggas like them?

659
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 1: Are you where do you stand on the whole idea

660
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: of bbl's like as a whole, are you pro anti? Indifferent?

661
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: I will not go so far as to say I'm

662
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: anti because I'm so cool with people doing whatever they

663
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: want to do to their person, Like that's not my business,

664
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 2: and I ain't trying to be one of them.

665
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: Dudes.

666
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 2: I don't desire that of a person that I'm with.

667
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: And a lot of times I like the way women

668
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: are shaped as they are enough that like the idea

669
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 2: that it becomes like sort of this manipulated form. It

670
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 2: doesn't hit the same, you know what I mean. It's

671
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 2: like almost two perfect too, where you're like, that's but

672
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: then you know.

673
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: That's not beauty to me. Yeah, perfection is not what

674
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: I'm seeking in another person, just beauty in the world

675
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: in general.

676
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 2: I like the little holes in your button Yeah, dense, yeah, Nixon.

677
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I have a hard time with elective surgery

678
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: in general. I think coming from a place where surgery

679
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 1: is difficult, it feels like the resources to make you

680
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: feel like a better version of yourself feels wasteful to

681
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: me sometimes being said, we're here and you can do it.

682
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm not trying to down it, but

683
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 1: I think on the whole, it's like, what I love

684
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: about people is using their flaws. I love people making

685
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: up for deficits. I think it's one thing that makes

686
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: humanity great. It makes people it truly interesting and shit

687
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: like that. So it feels like sometimes it makes me

688
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: sad when people feel like they have to have a

689
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 1: surgery to be themselves. Yeah.

690
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 2: And I also we were talking about the trends of

691
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 2: it all earlier, and I also worry about that side

692
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 2: of it, Like all these women who got bbls are

693
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: now suddenly taking the like the bbls out, like they're they're,

694
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 2: you know, recarving themselves into sort of like thinner, sleeker

695
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 2: women whatever. And I don't say thin too, you know,

696
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 2: make it that, but that's essentially what's happening, and that

697
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 2: worries me of like, oh, you're doing this because because

698
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,399
Speaker 2: the Internet told you to. That's fucking crazy.

699
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: That's never gonna You're never gonna win that game. Either.

700
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: You might for a little bit, but.

701
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 2: And we don't know how long bbl's uh last, you

702
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like we ain't we ain't never

703
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 2: seen no old BBL. We have like these bitches might

704
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 2: be dying at fifty five, And so you took all

705
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: that from your lifespan just to satiate the likes that

706
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 2: that worries me more than the act itself, motivation and call,

707
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 2: and the actual reasoning for it is more the concern

708
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: than the decision.

709
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: I also because I am on the fence about a lot,

710
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: because like it is your body good. I should have

711
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 1: no say in what you do physically that makes you

712
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: feel good, you know what I mean, as long as

713
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: you're not harming others. Really not up to.

714
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 2: Me, No, not at all. But I do worry for

715
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 2: myself about I don't think that I could see myself

716
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 2: with a partner who needed that. I don't know that

717
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 2: to your point that that necessarily is going to match

718
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,479
Speaker 2: socially with like my character, because I like to talk shit.

719
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 2: I like to pick out people's insecurities, and I don't

720
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 2: know that you know, I'm going to be able to

721
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 2: like tease you the way that I want to tease

722
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 2: you when when we got this big old secret and

723
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 2: we both like holding on.

724
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: To is do people keep it secret? I feel like

725
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: the people that I've known who have had them are

726
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: fairly open about it. But is it like some people are?

727
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: I think it kind of depends on the community and

728
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 2: class of it all, you know what I mean that? Like,

729
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: I think there are some people I know who are

730
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: super open about it, and there are some people who

731
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 2: like will never say a word unless somehow it becomes

732
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 2: a very private conversation about what they've had done to themselves.

733
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: And so, like the comedy community, I feel like, excuse everything,

734
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 2: right because our whole thing is being too open about shit.

735
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's very true. That's very true. Are

736
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: there a lot of comments with bblso I don't know

737
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: any Yeah, that's what I was just thinking. I don't.

738
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: I don't, but I know it is a hilarious super

739
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: comedian to do.

740
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 2: That'd be hilarious if Chris Rock gets a BBL nigga

741
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 2: already showing us this apps that big old but.

742
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: A three sixty.

743
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: Honestly, if Chappelle got a B B L it would

744
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 2: really change this this obsession with trans people in a

745
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 2: very interesting way.

746
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 1: I'd beat it. If Chappelle's got a big old fake ass,

747
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, oh, this nigga's.

748
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 2: Got a lot more wrestling and said then he's been

749
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: able to acknowledge so far in these specials. Give him time.

750
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 2: He might he might land on something.

751
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: I think we were just scratching the surface.

752
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: A lot of going on these are we're watching the

753
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 2: stages of grief. He's at anger right now. Let's wait

754
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 2: till he gets to acceptance. I got a good feeling

755
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: about this.

756
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: But no, yeah, I I it is. It's such a

757
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: complicated issue because now that I think about it even

758
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: more in my head, it is like even with the

759
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: resources things, it's like, that's such an idealist, you know

760
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: what I mean?

761
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody has.

762
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, But but honestly, you know, and this is

763
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: part of what cars use cobalt from the DRC where

764
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 1: where we you know?

765
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: That's what I mean, is like part of what what

766
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 2: America does to people, is it tricks you into thinking

767
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 2: you have all the opportunities in the world, and the

768
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 2: reality is we're all going broke spending money on ship.

769
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,800
Speaker 2: We don't need it. Just so happens that some people

770
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 2: are are choosing don't need that. They you can physically see,

771
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 2: and some of us start doing it with fucking blue drinks.

772
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: Blue drinks and weird couches and shit, you know what

773
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: I mean.

774
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: Don't put the drink on the couch though, Hey.

775
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 2: You better give you a blue away from my couch.

776
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,919
Speaker 1: Here here's my big question in the argument. Yep, did

777
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: the men did it seem like they did feel like

778
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: they were talking out of their ask? Did they seem

779
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: no pun intended knock out the side of the next

780
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: Did it feel like was their merit or were they

781
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: just yelling about women? No?

782
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 2: These were these were Let me be clear, this was

783
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 2: a podcast of two men who had no educational background

784
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 2: relating to this subject and certainly no real insights. They

785
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 2: were just speaking from not even as much personal experience,

786
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 2: but like a motherfucker told them, who told another motherfucker

787
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: that his girl bbl's thing, and they were arguing emotionally

788
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 2: about it.

789
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: Okay, because that's also the hard thing is, like all

790
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: this stuff seems so rooted in being anti woman.

791
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do think at the core of it,

792
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: it's probably what this BBL stink is.

793
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: Some dirty ass dude would say.

794
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, oh, you mean all the two

795
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 2: girls you know who have bbls won't fuck you, and

796
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 2: therefore they must be and you can't figure out a

797
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 2: physical flaw anymore because they've been shaped into perfect So

798
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, but the they stink their insides are

799
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 2: rotting or.

800
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: Whatever because they didn't answer your side eye emoji you

801
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: sms at three am.

802
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 2: Right, because they don't reply when you write you show

803
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: have grown underneath their fucking Instagram pictures such beautiful eyes

804
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 2: have a nice day. That's the creepiest one.

805
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: Man man hot women like bad bitch like comment section.

806
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: He's a cesspool.

807
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable the things that women have to deal with

808
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 2: on a daily basis.

809
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: Bro, especially because sometimes it's a dude. You'd be like, well,

810
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: it's not all of us, and then you go to

811
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: the bad bitch comment section and it is just like, Nope,

812
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: that's a school principle that's supposed to work. He has

813
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: my father, he said he was at work.

814
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's fucking nuts dance Solder has a really

815
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 2: funny joke.

816
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: He does have a good bit about the comment.

817
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 2: Section about the comment section and isn't it special? But yeah,

818
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 2: it's it's fucking oh my god, I don't it's it's

819
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 2: insane the things that they've had to deal with and truly,

820
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 2: and it be over stuff that didn't even require that energy.

821
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: Bro, men are so bad at the Internet. I don't

822
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: have an answer for it. No, you feel like men,

823
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: you're going crazy, and you can be like, yeah, I

824
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 1: don't have I don't have I don't have any defense,

825
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: I don't have a solution. I don't have a way out.

826
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 2: It's one of the things that I've always felt pretty

827
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: passionately about as it relates to like my political leanings

828
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 2: and socio political position, is like I'm never gonna defend

829
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 2: men now. I ain't gonna be one of these dudes

830
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 2: that comes out and it's like fuck, men were vile,

831
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 2: Like that's our business. But I'm never once going to

832
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: go in some public space and be like men are

833
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 2: getting it wrong or being yeah, like nope, you know,

834
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 2: whatever it is, we probably did it. I can't say

835
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: it's all of us, and I'm not gonna take that

836
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 2: kind of responsibility in this But boy, oh boy, is

837
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 2: that probably true.

838
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: It's not great out here.

839
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 2: It's not great out here, and I know a lot

840
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 2: of people not being great.

841
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: What does that say about me?

842
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 2: I don't know. That's not my job in this podcast.

843
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,959
Speaker 1: I did rather. I'm just trying to get to tomorrow. Man,

844
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: I do.

845
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna take one more break. We're gonna

846
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 2: be back with more David, more likes than and more.

847
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 2: My mama told me.

848
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: I got no friend in this village, and I have

849
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:44,880
Speaker 1: no friends with stinky mass bblack all booties good booty

850
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: smells delicious. That's not true. That was That was That

851
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: was crazy. You're talking crazy.

852
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 2: We're still talking about the possibility that BBL stink. And

853
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: it does seem as if we've both landed on this

854
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 2: being more a product of deep seated hatred for women

855
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 2: than a genuine health concern for the women that have

856
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 2: taken this procedures.

857
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: I think so. I think people don't want to see

858
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 1: a quick come up, or what's perceived as a quick

859
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: come up.

860
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess what I would encourage, And this is

861
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 2: actually inspired by something Olivia sent But what I would

862
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 2: encourage for the men who feel this weird hatred where

863
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 2: you want to go and talk shit about women and

864
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 2: their bodies in a way that doesn't make sense for

865
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 2: your actual lived experience. What I would encourage you to

866
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 2: do is figure out a way to make some money

867
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 2: off of this hatred. Olivia sent us a very smart

868
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 2: idea where she said BBL scented candles, And to me,

869
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 2: that's a big business opportunity for you, the man hating

870
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,879
Speaker 2: woman who's looking for a way to both like get

871
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 2: attention but also remind women that they hold no value

872
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: in your life.

873
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, put it right next to your Erica

874
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: bad you pussy in.

875
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: Sense which you hate, which you hate, not me.

876
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: I tried. It stows out in like two minutes. It is.

877
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 2: It's a It's a big profit opportunity. You can serve

878
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: a community that actually enjoys whatever these women are. You

879
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, if you tell me there's

880
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 2: a BBL sent to candle, I only presume it's a

881
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 2: good smell.

882
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I want my bathroom to smell like that.

883
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I assume it is a fantastic smell.

884
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,240
Speaker 1: I want to have a dinner party and have people

885
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: come over and say is that BBL?

886
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 2: It's your boy pulling you aside? Say, man, I want

887
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 2: to blow up your spot, but it smelled like BBL

888
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 2: in here, And you're like, brother, have I got a

889
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 2: tip for you?

890
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: And it always will?

891
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 2: My man, you gotta you have to start finding a

892
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 2: way to embrace women, even if it just means a

893
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 2: way of lining your pocket. Stop living your life sort

894
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 2: of deeply hating fifty one the population.

895
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: There's one thing I know is that the bad bitches

896
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:23,839
Speaker 1: don't care.

897
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck.

898
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: Man about your sticking ass.

899
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck about nothing. You ever try

900
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 2: to make eye contact with a bad bitch and she

901
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:38,919
Speaker 2: ain't interest Fortunately, Yes, it don't matter what you do,

902
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: coughing and doing a little twist with your body just

903
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 2: to see if she'll look up nothing.

904
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: Have you ever been like out in a sent public

905
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 1: This is this is the most painful bad bitch I

906
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 1: think I've ever had. It's like we were all out.

907
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: It was like two groups of people sitting next to

908
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: each other in a bar, and then like kind of

909
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: my friend's left and her friends left, and I like,

910
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: turn it just trying to talk to her in the

911
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 1: look the look on face, man, man, and I wouldn't

912
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 1: even I wouldn't even on it. Like it was just

913
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: like we've all been general you know, like when there's

914
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: two groups together and music comes on and you pointed

915
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: eachanging like.

916
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were communing. We were communing a little bit.

917
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,759
Speaker 1: This was isn't it isn't crazy for me to open

918
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: up a line of dialogue.

919
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 2: This wasn't a cold call, baby girl. We had we

920
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 2: had primed for this.

921
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one, that one I'm remembering her face.

922
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 2: No, it truly, and I guess it. What what is

923
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 2: upsetting as a man in those moments is not obviously

924
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 2: you have no reason or or you don't owe me anything.

925
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 2: But there were never under any circumstances in the world

926
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 2: where a bab bitch walks in the room that I

927
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 2: don't attempt to make eye contact. Even if she wasn't

928
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, she throws even a glance

929
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 2: over at me. I'm already looking, baby girl, I'm already

930
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 2: closed up for you. I was just waiting for you

931
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 2: to come home.

932
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: Instead, you leave the reaction, just hating yourself. Yeah, just

933
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: like I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shock.

934
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 2: But then on the flip it's like women can just

935
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 2: go through their lives and not notice us. That's that's

936
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 2: to me, sounds crazy, but I think, I think and

937
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: half it's it's wild to me because that's not how

938
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 2: I treat y'all. And that's more importantly, I just want

939
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 2: to be treated the way I treat others, and and

940
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 2: y'all don't do that. It's not right.

941
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: It's because they're better than us.

942
00:55:55,560 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: It's fuck. Well, I think we did it.

943
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: We did. We said a lot of stuff.

944
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 2: Is that a lot of stuff? It was all documented

945
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: the podcasts successful. Do you want to tell the people

946
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 2: where they can find you what cool shit you have

947
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 2: going on?

948
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949
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Speaker 1: David Bory Birth of a Nation with the g very

950
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Speaker 1: funny title.

951
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952
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953
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Speaker 2: can find me at Langston Kerman on all platforms. I'll

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Speaker 2: be there. I'm waiting and I'll be ready. And if

955
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Speaker 2: you want to send us your own drops, your own

956
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Speaker 2: conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us that bbls

957
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 2: in fact have a special scent that is better than

958
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Speaker 2: a natural booty. Then send it all to mymama pod

959
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Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.

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Speaker 2: Give us a call at day four to four Little Moms.

961
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962
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Speaker 2: the merch and so just like subscribe, do all the things,

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964
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 2: but Reddit thread, do all the stuff that makes that

965
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 2: makes this thing keep kicking. And that's the whole shebang.

966
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 2: Bye bitch.

967
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: How is my man supposed to schmitt his meet with

968
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: this ship? Bro? What the fuck?

969
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 2: The my chips and your.

970
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971
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Speaker 1: I can't tell me