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Speaker 2: Yes for for sure, and here's your podcast.

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Speaker 4: I have an announcement to make. Oh it's Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I love announcements, but I don't like the music that

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Speaker 2: you chose for it.

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Speaker 4: Although it is a little late, almost a year late,

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Speaker 4: I do have to bring it up because for some

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Speaker 4: bizarre reason, on the text board we're getting people saying

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Speaker 4: I miss Jeffrey's joke of the week.

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Speaker 3: What And I've never seen one of those texts.

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Speaker 4: And if you don't know, my joke of the week

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Speaker 4: was the final and probably best part of a recurring

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Speaker 4: segment that we used to do called care or don't Care.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to like you got your mom to text

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Speaker 4: They're all over the place, they're coming in and we

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Speaker 4: haven't done demand that segment in forever. But the thing is,

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Speaker 4: we never officially announced that we were vaulting it until now.

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Speaker 4: A lot of fanfare when we bought stuff here.

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Speaker 2: Especially when we do it a year after it's actually

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Speaker 4: It's important to do this the right way. And you know,

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Speaker 4: I always do feel a little selfish when we do

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Speaker 4: this because I'm the only one who always gets to

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Speaker 1: Okay it is I'm jealous a little man.

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Speaker 4: It's an honor that I've always done, but today I'm

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Speaker 4: Now you can't see this at home, but she's got

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Speaker 4: gonna We're gonna do a countdown in the studio so

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Speaker 4: we can officially vault this wretched segment. You gotta cut

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Speaker 4: the music. Cut the music. We don't need a dramatic

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Speaker 4: Let's let's do the countdown angels. Here we go.

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Speaker 5: Two w.

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Speaker 4: Alexis. You push the wrong button, big one. You open

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Speaker 4: the door. We're not bringing the segment back. We need

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Speaker 4: this is why I am the vault master.

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Speaker 2: Buttons.

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Speaker 4: It's just a big red one, Ashton. Do you want

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Speaker 7: He's a.

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Speaker 4: Jesus have souls. Okay. We know you have red hair, Ashton,

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Speaker 4: and you proud of it. But this doesn't play time.

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Speaker 4: It's vault time. Just hand it over to me. Okay,

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Speaker 4: only because when we're going ahead to greener pastures with

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Speaker 6: Welcome all ye royal subjects. Here we go to National

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Speaker 6: Princess Day to where we celebrate tiaras and sashes and

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Speaker 6: training for a special kiss her Royal Highness Edition of twenty. Now,

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Speaker 6: I have a list of the top twenty most famous princesses.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean at Disney World, she has a whole

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Princess Diana is the number one on my list.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Princess Jasmine. It's number twelve on my list.

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Speaker 6: She's the frowarded princess from Aladdin. We're over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: There's a couple that I probably can't bring up because

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Speaker 2: I guarantee you don't know.

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Speaker 4: If I did, I'm not allowed to say. But I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna go for an easy one. Princess Elsa from Frozen.

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Speaker 6: Oh good one, Elsa. I believe she's technically a queen.

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Speaker 4: My Scandinavian duchess friends are coming after all.

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Speaker 6: Right, Jeffrey's out, Let's go back to Alexis.

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Speaker 2: I'm still going off. If they have a castle, they're

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Speaker 1: Was a princess, right, yeah, yeah, she's from Throw Down

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Speaker 8: Jose, I don't want to be with anybody. This woman

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Speaker 6: Oh, Megan Markle. She was, She's the Duchess of York

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, not a princess she is.

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Speaker 6: We're back to Alexis final to r left you and.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking one of my favorite movies, Princess Diaries, which

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Speaker 6: The Princess of Genovia, is correct? That's number six on

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Speaker 6: I don't believe it was March Anne Hathaway in two

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Speaker 6: Get this wrong, Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Wins Okay, oh, just name your own daughter.

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Speaker 1: Calloween is not a princess. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Princess Peach.

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Speaker 6: Princess Peach. It did not make my list. That means

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Speaker 6: Alexis is one Today's princess edition of plenty of plenty

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Speaker 6: of controversial list. Let's go over what you guys missed.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure you guys will fight me over these. Number

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Speaker 6: three Princess Leah, technically royalty in the Star Wars universe. Catherine,

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Speaker 6: Number eight Padme Amidala, she was a princess before becoming

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Speaker 6: Queen Amidala and Star Wars Princess Grace Kelly of Monica.

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Speaker 4: Total freak Hollywood actress.

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Speaker 6: Belle from Beauty in the Beast. Queen Elizabeth I. She

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Speaker 4: Brook gets to rule who is a princess and who

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Speaker 6: Number twenty, close friend of Jeffrey's family, Princess Madeline of Sweden.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh man, all right, welcome.

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Speaker 4: Alexis got the most right, so she gets to choose

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Speaker 2: Are your royal friends, Jeff? It has to be you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Welcome to the ball. This goes out

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Speaker 4: to all the Scandinavians. Uh, someone pulled me up a

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Speaker 4: double shadow whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniel's got

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Speaker 4: a history. There's a potty downtown near Fifth Street. Everybody

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Speaker 4: at the bug and that is your shock collar question.

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Speaker 4: The other day, you got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Welcome back, it's brooking jeff Free in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: And I talked about it a lot last week about

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Speaker 4: how our Second Date Update podcast showed up on the

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Speaker 4: Spotify Top Comedy Show charts. Yeah really, Also, and I

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Speaker 4: launched a holy war against Julia Luis Dreyfus. Her podcast

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Speaker 4: probably because Brooke and everybody else is actively encouraging people

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like I saw her podcast right next to ours.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the Jane Fonda episode. It's the only one

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Speaker 4: Can we stop? Can we just stop? I've learned a

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Speaker 4: big lesson from all of this. Number One, No matter

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Speaker 4: how much I talk about her, Julia doesn't give a

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Speaker 4: part of Hollywood's elite, which explains why Brook likes her

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Speaker 2: She's not listening to our podcast.

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Speaker 4: I mean second thing that I've taken away from this debacle.

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Speaker 4: Any press is good press when it comes to washed

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Speaker 2: So she's not watched.

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Speaker 4: From now on, I am vaulting the name Julia Luis.

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Speaker 5: Tres hit the button.

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Speaker 4: No one's allowed to say her name on this show

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Speaker 4: is locked away permanently. Is it is? Every time you

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Speaker 4: say her name, our podcast drops ten spots. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 4: done helping her, star Shine. She needs me more than

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Speaker 4: I need her, so like I said, j LD officially

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Speaker 4: vaulted Julius.

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't take us off the radio.

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Speaker 4: I don't even care if she reaches out and tells

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Speaker 4: relaunch Seinfeld with me as the hot new Jewish New

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Speaker 4: York playboy.

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Speaker 6: You know she's done a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of other things since then, right, nothing good?

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Speaker 4: Like it's over, don't curse on the radio. The major

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Speaker 4: stories is coming up right after this. It's the radio

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Speaker 4: segment that's helping families celebrate Thanksgiving more patriotically this year

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Speaker 4: with kaboom butter balls.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, brand white and blue turkey stuffed with live fireworks

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Speaker 11: out of bot Tropolis.

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Speaker 4: Am I yelling?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, this first one out a bot tropolis.

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Speaker 4: People have done pranks where they mess around with phone

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Speaker 4: scammers to waste their time, which can be fun. The

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, but.

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Speaker 4: AI may change that. A company in the UK has

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, finally AI for a cause.

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Speaker 4: Let's meet Daisy.

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Speaker 9: Hello, scammers, I'm your worst nightmare. I'm an AI created

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Speaker 4: Yes, here's a sample of a few calls daisies already.

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Speaker 10: I'm just trying to have a little chat.

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Speaker 9: For the love of gosh, how time flies?

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Speaker 10: Showing me a picture of my cat, Fluffy.

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Speaker 1: It's showing you the picture of your card Fluffy.

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Speaker 4: Just stop calling me, did you stupid?

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Speaker 3: She's literally my mom.

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Speaker 2: She's showing cats.

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Speaker 2: Let's make sure that Daisy doesn't accidentally give one of.

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Speaker 4: No, it isn't something you can buy yet. The company

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Speaker 1: Those scammers are gonna be calling each other, Oh man,

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Speaker 4: This next lea of story is out of Portugal. There's

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Speaker 4: They attempted to chase after it down the tracks, but shocker,

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Speaker 4: much to their relief, police had already found the bags,

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Speaker 3: Give it to us.

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Speaker 4: Shuitar ran faster after that train. This the next laser

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Speaker 4: stories out of Kluctopia. There's a company called homesick dot com.

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Speaker 4: That's a website that sells various scented candles that are

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Speaker 4: And they just announced a full sensory collab. Ready to

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Speaker 4: Oh chicken. Of course this is working with KFC.

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Speaker 4: Leading the charge is the bucket of Chicken candle.

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Speaker 4: Just imagine KFC's original recipe wafting through your house.

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Speaker 1: See, the smell of fried chicken is so good. You

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Speaker 4: It's an aroma that turns any room into a communal space,

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Speaker 4: Ye you're making chicken.

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Speaker 4: If you're more of a biscuit person, respect the buttery

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Speaker 4: Now you cannot eat the candles that it's important to remember,

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Speaker 4: a product called the Bucket of Chicken car Freshener. Dude,

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen, all you gotta do is leave an old

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Speaker 4: So, whether it's for friends giving secret standa or that

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Speaker 4: That is this next Laser stories out of Mary Swift

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Speaker 4: muss Oh Taylor Swift. If you need ideas of what

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Speaker 4: to get the Swifty in your life This Christmas. Taylor

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Speaker 4: Swift has got you covered. She does because she just

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Speaker 4: Oh but except ye doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Say stuff yep edgie, Taylor's so edgy.

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Speaker 4: There's also a multi colored gemstone ring that swifties think

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Speaker 1: I mean, come on, I was just talking about this.

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Speaker 1: Travis Kelce is such a typical guy that would propose

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, doesn't he read is that it could be?

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Speaker 2: Her fans are kind of always right.

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Speaker 4: They also another juicy rumor one of our own might

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Speaker 4: flow It Off.

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Speaker 2: Oh I can hear him?

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Speaker 4: Can work into it right now. And that's how means

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Speaker 4: Laser Stories has come to an end.

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Speaker 11: For the day.

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Bravery is a very attractive quality in the dating world.

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Speaker 4: Yeah for sure, Like you want someone who's going to

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Speaker 4: walk through the haunted house ahead of you? Yeah, who

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Speaker 4: That's fine? But who tackle that ikea furniture without even

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Speaker 2: There's actually nothing to read in it's just pictures.

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Speaker 4: Even looking at them. That's bravery. And our next segment

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 4: Now, I'm not saying their messages are good. In fact,

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Speaker 4: Loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: You is this the right number?

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Speaker 9: It's theser line.

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Speaker 4: Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: but whenever they take a peep at you, I'm reminded

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Speaker 4: of the Indy five hundred. Okay, because you have so

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Speaker 4: many wonderful curves.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's just one curve. I don't know why. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And after he says that, whatever you do, don't

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Speaker 4: Most Wanted creep page you might actually find him. Instead,

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Speaker 5: Hey, I mention you know that I have bitcoin.

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Speaker 13: I'm not sure if I brought it up, but yeah,

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Speaker 13: it's pretty cool. Well, I mean, technically, my dad's holding

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Speaker 5: Next few years it's totally gonna be mine.

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Speaker 13: But you know, still just try to throw that out there,

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Speaker 5: But you know, I'm not like a crypto bro or

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Speaker 3: Yeah, these are the same dudes that are like, you know,

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Speaker 3: how much my dad's worth. It's all gonna be men's Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's tough to bring that up casually in a conversation.

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Speaker 4: And that was very smooth, very som and I am sorry.

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Speaker 2: One are the chances he didn't bring that up already

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Speaker 8: There is no way, I mean, also ethereum some doge

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Speaker 4: Lot of coins.

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Speaker 14: you could choose anywhere to be stuck with me, where

446
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Speaker 14: would you pick? What about if like our car broke

447
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Speaker 14: down or like we're caught in a snowstorm or even

448
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Speaker 14: like a janitor's closet, like.

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Speaker 5: Who even knows?

450
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Speaker 14: Like, Okay, I will say, getting stuck in an elevator

451
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Speaker 14: kind of freaks me out, so don't suggest that. But

452
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Speaker 14: other than that, if you could choose anywhere to be

453
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Speaker 14: stuck with me, where would you pick? And you can't

454
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Speaker 14: pay toilet either, because like for real? That that seriously

455
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Speaker 14: if that happened to my best friends.

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Speaker 4: Oh next message, she was worried they would pick toilet first.

457
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Speaker 6: I want to hear that.

458
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you call her back, just so I could figure

459
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Speaker 1: out what happened to the best friend of the toilet

460
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Speaker 1: the toilet meat up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that one. But if I could

462
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Speaker 4: be stuck anywhere, it would definitely be on the Brook

463
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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey TikTok page.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, refresher.

465
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Speaker 4: Just picture me scrolling right now, just skipped a Brook video. There,

466
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Speaker 4: wipe left on Jose There I am again, Hey Jeffrey,

467
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Speaker 4: so handsome.

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Speaker 2: We do not need your internal monologue.

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Speaker 4: How is this clip not sponsored by Old Spice? I

470
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Speaker 4: know they are missing out right now, that's the.

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Speaker 3: First billion dollar view on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to save some of this for later. Anyway,

473
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Speaker 4: you should get in on this action at Brook and

474
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 4: Jeffrey check out our phone tabs and our favorite loser

475
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Speaker 4: lines of the week right there and me, of course

476
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Speaker 4: back to the.

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Speaker 5: Clips although we go.

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Speaker 10: Juse Is, I'll do that for you, baby, I'll go

479
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Speaker 10: to the.

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Speaker 15: End of the road for you, throwing some slow jams. Usher,

481
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Speaker 15: we're off of one. I got a whole book with

482
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Speaker 15: the CDs and have some takes or whatever you want

483
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Speaker 15: to do. It's all mean you boot, You're gonna call

484
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Speaker 15: me back, right, you promise, because this can't be the

485
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Speaker 15: end of the road and not can le go the

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Speaker 15: real girl, ud.

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Speaker 2: I miss slow Jams. I'm not even gonna lie. That

488
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Speaker 2: was so good to me.

489
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Speaker 4: Is in the end of the road? Mean the relationship

490
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Speaker 4: is over? Yes, he's jumping straight to the end.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I never want this to end.

492
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Speaker 4: No exits on this phe we talk about not understanding

493
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Speaker 4: the meaning of behind a song.

494
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Speaker 2: He's not listening.

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Speaker 1: He's a lyrics Okay, he's listening to the Vibey, give

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Speaker 1: me some one twelve you remember that one.

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Speaker 4: Was so good? All right, we're losing listeners. Let's go

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Speaker 4: to the next.

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Speaker 15: Hey, this is.

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Speaker 10: I'm just calling it following up.

501
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Speaker 16: I sent you a bunch of selfies and I have

502
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Speaker 16: not received any response back.

503
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Speaker 10: A little worriesome.

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Speaker 16: I don't know if maybe that birthmark uh freak.

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Speaker 10: You out a little bit.

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Speaker 16: You know, it's a big it's.

507
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Speaker 10: A big birthmark.

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Speaker 16: It's just it's just.

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Speaker 10: I don't know, it's nothing to worry about.

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Speaker 16: It's just a birthmark. Did you want me to send

511
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Speaker 16: you another one? They'll say me getting out of the pool.

512
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Speaker 16: I mean, you can definitely tell us some birthmark. Then, honestly,

513
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Speaker 16: when I get out of the pool, looks kind of

514
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Speaker 16: cool because it looks kind of like a scar, like

515
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Speaker 16: maybe I got into a battle or something. But just

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Speaker 16: when you get a chance to deb but don't respond back.

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Speaker 1: Please, Okay, I'm gonna say it's not the birthmark that's

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Speaker 1: the issue.

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Speaker 2: It's it's unsolicited.

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Speaker 4: Is he worried that it looks like an STD?

521
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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I was, No.

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Speaker 4: I just have lots of birthmarks, so I feel that.

524
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Speaker 3: Like maybe shave like a giraffe.

525
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Speaker 2: Why be using air quotes.

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Speaker 4: We need to I'm just saying there's an explanation. I'm

527
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 4: sure at yeah, yeah, I remember. You can listen to

528
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 4: the Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and

529
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,719
Speaker 4: make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok

530
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 4: where you can hear your favorite loser lines right there

531
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Speaker 4: and see all of our birthmarks. We're gonna do phones.

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Speaker 9: Out Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Some people are very liberal with their restroom time while

534
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Speaker 4: at work. I can't think of anybody on this show,

535
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 4: but some people, and I can definitely see why you'd

536
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Speaker 4: want to spend a lot of time in there because

537
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 4: it's it's a nice, quiet place. You can play games

538
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Speaker 4: on your phone, FaceTime your sister while you're on the can.

539
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Speaker 4: It's the only safe haven where your boss can't bug

540
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Speaker 4: you to do stuff.

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Speaker 2: Your sister still answers, that.

542
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Speaker 3: Is it's not true. They still bug you.

543
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, at least until now, because we call

544
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Speaker 4: a guy to tell him the company knows that he's

545
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 4: been abusing his toilet privileges and we have an interesting

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Speaker 4: yet strange solution to fix it. In your phone tap

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 10: Another Hello, This is Carl.

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Speaker 2: Hi Carl, my name's Lady Gwenevere.

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Speaker 10: Excuse me, where did you say you were?

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Speaker 2: I know, it's just what my parents named me. I'm

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Speaker 2: from HR.

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Speaker 10: I don't remember lady Gwinevere from human Resources.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm based out of Atlanta, so we haven't met.

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Speaker 10: Okay, nice to bed you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just seeing here your time card is

557
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Speaker 1: due today and I just wanted to know if you

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Speaker 1: wanted me to adjust it or if you were going

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Speaker 1: to because I do have the number right in front

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Speaker 1: of me.

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're referring to.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm looking at it, and as you've put down.

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Speaker 1: Full hours for the week. Yes, so what come on, Carl,

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Speaker 1: we both know that's not true.

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Speaker 10: No, it is, yeah, having this today.

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Speaker 1: You're correct about that, But you have been spending a

567
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Speaker 1: lot of time building a log cabin.

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Speaker 10: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: It's slang for using the restroom. Yeah, apparently you've been

570
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Speaker 1: in there a lot, and we recently set limits on

571
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Speaker 1: that so you can find it in the company handbook.

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Speaker 2: Yet we passed it out earlier this year.

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Speaker 10: There's no way so there's anything about that.

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Speaker 2: Oh it does.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, too many employees were taking advantage of, you know,

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Speaker 1: time and just going in there with their phone while

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Speaker 1: they were freeing the turtles.

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Speaker 10: I didn't do that, and it's weird that you're using

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Speaker 10: these type of references.

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Speaker 1: I have had so many conversations like this and I

581
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: just need to change it up. Okay, different words, different

582
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Speaker 1: slang saved me from the sporing job.

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Speaker 10: I'm not abusing my bathroom food is, I promise you,

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Speaker 10: and I think anyone should be able to use the

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Speaker 10: bathroom whatever they need to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I absolutely agree with you. They should

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Speaker 1: be able to use the bathroom whenever they need to

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Speaker 1: at home. And according to your direct supervisor, you are

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Speaker 1: one of the top violators in releasing chocolate hostages.

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Speaker 10: Oh god, can you stop doing that.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm asking you to do. Stop doing it.

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Speaker 10: I cannot stop going to the bathroom. Okay, I have

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Speaker 10: to use it a few times a day. That's just

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Speaker 10: how a human body works.

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Speaker 2: We have an idea. When you feel like it's time

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Speaker 2: to squeeze a steamer, I just what what.

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Speaker 10: Do you have as a soortus for pooping.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I need you to go to your

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Speaker 1: supervisor and say, put a clock on me for four minutes.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to park a custard.

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Speaker 10: Oh look, god, oh my god, this is so gross.

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Speaker 2: But he'll understand what you mean.

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Speaker 1: He'll give you a thumbs up and then just be

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Speaker 1: back before the timer runs out and we'll all be good.

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Speaker 10: Oh my goodness, is so unprofessional. How am I having

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Speaker 10: a conversation with a human resources person who's using just

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Speaker 10: all this gross slang about going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to relate here, okay.

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Speaker 10: And you shouldn't be telling me when I can go

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Speaker 10: to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Well, then you shouldn't be spending hours in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: and then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

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Speaker 10: Spending hours in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: It's not what your coworker Dylan said.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he said, you're in there at least four times

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Speaker 1: a day baking some brownies.

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Speaker 10: What does Dylan have to do with this? Why would

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Speaker 10: he do that?

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Speaker 2: Because Dylan actually wanted me to broadcast the whole thing

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Speaker 2: over the radio. What do he asked for?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not really an HR. My name's Broke from

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Speaker 2: the radio show Brook of Jeffrey in the morning. We're

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Speaker 2: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, I'd

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Speaker 2: be a terrible HR person. Your coworker, Dylan set you up.

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Speaker 2: He said, he said that you've been running late to

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Speaker 2: meetings because you're spending so much time in the bathroom.

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Speaker 10: Man, I'm not. Oh my god, you're not.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you can be honest with me. I'm not

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Speaker 2: actually hr.

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Speaker 10: Okay, maybe some, but not as much as he's saying.

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Speaker 10: I'm not baked brownies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I'm just gonna advise you right now

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Speaker 2: to check with your supervisor next time you want to

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Speaker 2: give birth to a state trooper. Okay.

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Speaker 9: The week up every morning was Foo Taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 9: on the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: You see it everywhere on Reddit, on Twitter, on hotflashmatch

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Speaker 4: dot com.

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Speaker 9: Whoa that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hottest Granny's on there no pause in that metopause.

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Speaker 4: No, but everybody's saying that right now. Online dating is

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Speaker 4: the absolute worst. Oh yeah, but where would know? I'm

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Speaker 4: We're here to say no, that's not true, because I'm

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Speaker 4: pretty sure we just hit a brand new low. Oh.

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Speaker 4: I say that because one of our listeners told us

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Speaker 4: about how her date ended, and all I can say

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Speaker 4: is it involved an uber and a really really bad haircut.

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Speaker 3: Oh that sounds like a bad joke.

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Speaker 4: Who was right? Who was wrong? Does any of that

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Speaker 4: even matter, probably not. You're gonna hear about the new

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Speaker 4: low point in modern dating in your second date update

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Speaker 4: next can date update. Our word of the day for

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Speaker 4: this segment is forgiveness. Can you forgive a guy for

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Speaker 4: making a mistake in the middle.

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Speaker 11: Of a date?

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Speaker 4: Oh? For sure, I'm sure you can. But should you

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Speaker 4: forgive him? Though probably not. Forgiveness is a dangerous slope

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Speaker 4: towards other feelings, like understanding and compassion. None of those

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Speaker 4: things sound fun or.

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Speaker 2: Sexy in the world, though not.

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Speaker 4: In the dating party. But one of our listeners has

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Speaker 4: decided to exercise forgiveness today, even though she says he

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Speaker 4: totally let her down. Kelsey, are you sure about doing this?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 17: No, I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. So wait, he let you down and

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Speaker 2: he's the one not calling you back?

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Speaker 1: I know.

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00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

671
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, I apologize on behalf of this

672
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 4: guy and for all men in general. But tell us

673
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 4: apologizing for all men. We are sorry. What is the

674
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 4: name of this particular man who wronged you? His name

675
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 4: is Stephen Stephen, who everybody that I know named Stephen

676
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 4: is terrible?

677
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 2: Anything about me too?

678
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 4: And one of my best friends' names are our producer

679
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 4: is named Stephen.

680
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah that guy.

681
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 4: So it sounds like you brought this on yourself. But

682
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 4: what did Stephen do?

683
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 18: So Stephen and I went on a date, and you know,

684
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 18: it was a good day, Like we went to the

685
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 18: place that I suggested, which was nice.

686
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 17: It was like a little upscale.

687
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 2: Was it, like you're out to dinner? Is that what

688
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: you guys are doing or.

689
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 18: Just yeah, it was dinner.

690
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 17: It was dinner, okay.

691
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 18: And there was just a couple of things.

692
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 5: That kind of irked me.

693
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 18: I'm not gonna lie, Like, so we saw each other

694
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 18: for the first time, and like he waited to me,

695
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,080
Speaker 18: I wait to him, but before he came over to me,

696
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 18: he like turned away for a second, like hold the

697
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 18: door open for this other lady, which fine, whatever, but

698
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 18: I'm like, dude, we're literally just meeting.

699
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 4: He was just being somebody, and you're saying that upsets

700
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 4: you because you were just in the middle of like

701
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 4: introducing yourself.

702
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 17: Yes, totally, okay, shut the door on someone.

703
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 4: Well, he should be focused on her.

704
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 18: That's why I let us slide, right, Okay.

705
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 4: You're more forgiving than any of us would be at

706
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 4: that point.

707
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: It's strange that it was even a flag at all

708
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 2: for you. But yes, okay, maybe you let it go.

709
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 8: Seems like it was more of a moment for her

710
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 8: that she was like, excuse me, are you on a

711
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 8: date with me?

712
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 4: Or on a date with this old lady trying to

713
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 4: get into the door.

714
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,919
Speaker 3: Maybe it was probably a thought.

715
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 4: I could see where she's coming from. Okay, Kelsey, everyone

716
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 4: else is against you, but I'm on your side. I

717
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 4: think that's a total valid that's.

718
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 17: Should I even tell what the big problem problem?

719
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 12: Okay?

720
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 18: So then, like the game, I'm fine whatever.

721
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 17: I was looking past his stupid haircut.

722
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: Anyway, stupid haircut the photos.

723
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like you're looking past it when then

724
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: you call it a stupid haircut.

725
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 18: Well, I'm on the phone with you guys talking about it.

726
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 10: So yeah, I'm looking past it.

727
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 3: Okay, she wants to see him again, remember that.

728
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 2: So he's got a dumb haircut.

729
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 4: Paying attention to other people? So far? Did he make

730
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 4: more mistakes?

731
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: She did?

732
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 4: Oh god?

733
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:36,360
Speaker 2: What did he do next?

734
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 18: So at the end of the day, I was like,

735
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 18: this was nice to get me my uber home, and

736
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 18: he was like, no, you can get it.

737
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 2: Wait, you want to order you an uber? Is that

738
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 2: a is that like a normal thing.

739
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 14: And dad never asked somebody to buy I've never asked.

740
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 4: She just takes his phone and orders it through.

741
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 18: I have never I've never had a guy tell me

742
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 18: no to getting me an uber.

743
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 2: That's a thing I had no idea. I also don't

744
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: think I've just not gone home with him.

745
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 7: You know.

746
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 14: That's true.

747
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 6: I think.

748
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,959
Speaker 2: So you're mad at him. Is that you're big because

749
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 2: you said there was one huge that was my big thing.

750
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 18: I was just like, I could be murdered and you

751
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 18: wouldn't know.

752
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 17: And then on top of it, he didn't even text

753
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 17: me to check him and see if I got back.

754
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 19: And I haven't heard from him.

755
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 17: Okay, for all he knows I could be murdered.

756
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 4: I think all of these complaints are very very valid

757
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 4: from you. But it is starting to seem like you

758
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 4: don't like this guy at all.

759
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: Why are we getting a hold of him? Is it

760
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: just because he's not calling you?

761
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 17: Like I said before, I got over the fact that

762
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 17: he didn't pay so much attention to me, he had

763
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 17: a stupid haircut, whatever, But I did like other things,

764
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 17: like he was really funny, so oh.

765
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: Good, okay, okay, all right, I mean, were you can.

766
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: I ask, were you critical of any of these things?

767
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: While on the day, I'm just, you know, part.

768
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 4: Because that's what Brooke would do on a first.

769
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 2: That after you literally just railed on this dude, you're

770
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: the one that I agree.

771
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 4: Personally, I think he's a schmuck. He sounds like a

772
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 4: terrible person, but she's the one who wants to call

773
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 4: him Jim would never look like that's definite deal breaker.

774
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 18: Well, I'm not gonna lie, like I have a hard

775
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 18: time hiding the look on my face. But I didn't

776
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 18: verbally say anything to him, but like, I don't know

777
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 18: how my face looks Okay.

778
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 19: I know that you guys always get haircuts and they

779
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 19: think it's good the day of it's good, like three

780
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 19: days later.

781
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 2: A lesson women too.

782
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 4: We don't know when he got his hair cuting whatever

783
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 4: it was, doubt so I know you can't control what

784
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 4: was on your face, but you can control what was

785
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 4: in your heart.

786
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 17: And we need to.

787
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 4: Figure out what's inside Steven's heart when we call him

788
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 4: and then also mess with his face and his hair

789
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 4: a little bit too to.

790
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: Get but we're not going to bring that up.

791
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 4: Well, we'll see what happens.

792
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 2: Oh, jee.

793
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 12: Call him.

794
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 17: I want to know why he's not asking me out again.

795
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to find out. We're going to call

796
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 4: this schmuck. Coming up your second date update right after

797
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 4: this second date update. We've had a lot of strong,

798
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 4: brave women on this segment before, because Brooks in every

799
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 4: one of them.

800
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 2: Hey, that's actually Hey, I'm in the room too. Yeah, yeah,

801
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 2: you too.

802
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 4: I think Kelsey may be the bravest of them all.

803
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 2: Okay.

804
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 4: She boldly has chosen to forgive Stephen for his list

805
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 4: of mistakes on their first date, paying attention to the

806
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 4: old lady when they were introducing to each.

807
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 2: Other and was old that he holds the door for jem.

808
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 4: Why would he hold it for an able doesn't make

809
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 4: any sense.

810
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 3: All women, Jeff, we're gentlemen.

811
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 4: Anybody they can open the door themselves if they were

812
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 4: able bodied. She also chose to forgive his stupid dumb haircut.

813
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 4: I'm very proud of her for that, and she asked

814
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 4: him to put on a hat. Most importantly, she chose

815
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 4: to forgive him for not paying for her uber ride

816
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 4: home after the date after she asks After she asked

817
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 4: him to, he said no.

818
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 2: Such an awkward moment but despite.

819
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 4: All of those mistakes that Stephen made, she has chosen

820
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 4: to look past them and give him one more chance

821
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 4: with this call today.

822
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Bravery, you are.

823
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 4: So strong, so brave for what you did.

824
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 2: I know you know, I'm excited to his side.

825
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: Can I ask one question? After he said no on

826
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: that Uber ride? Did you just stand there awkwardly at

827
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: the corner while he laughed? Or did you both wait

828
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: awkwardly for an Uber ride?

829
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:48,319
Speaker 6: No?

830
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 17: I walk away?

831
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: Okay, that's how the date ended. Wow.

832
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 4: Hopefully after this call, you never have to pay for

833
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 4: your own Uber ever. Again. That's our goal for you today.

834
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 4: So here we go. I'm gonna dial Steven. Let's see

835
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 4: if he even answers. Probably won't you. I don't trust

836
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 4: the guy, don't like him. So here we go. Hello, Hey,

837
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 4: is this Stephen?

838
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

839
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 4: Oh Steven, Jeffrey. We've heard a lot about you, Steven.

840
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: We've heard a lot of good things about you, Steven.

841
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 4: I don't know about that man.

842
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: Oh, listen to his language to Jeffrey, listen, I.

843
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 4: Know the blandering us. We're a radio show, a very

844
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 4: popular one called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

845
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 12: Yeah, like a prank call.

846
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,439
Speaker 4: We do do those.

847
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd probably be happier if it was.

848
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 4: So this is called a second date update, and we

849
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 4: are trying to help one of our listeners figure out

850
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 4: what happened on the date that you went out with her.

851
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 12: Well, who are you talking about?

852
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 4: It's a girl named Kelsey?

853
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 12: Oh of course, my god?

854
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what's up with that?

855
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 12: I was probably the nuttiest girl I ever met.

856
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 2: Really, sometimes that can be good? Is that a positive?

857
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 3: She's really eccentric.

858
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 2: I don't know if i'd want to be called nutty.

859
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 4: I mean, we know a little bit about what happened

860
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 4: on the date. We're just trying to figure out, like,

861
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 4: how did you experience that night?

862
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 12: Well, look, so it started okay, we were having a

863
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 12: good time, and then towards the end of the day

864
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 12: is where.

865
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 5: It got a little weird.

866
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 2: Is this like after dinner?

867
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, so after dinner I offer her a ride home.

868
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 12: Oh and so we're going there, but halfway through, she says,

869
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 12: can you stop at the store for me?

870
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 4: Wait? Wait wait wait wait wait you offered to drive

871
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 4: her home?

872
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 2: She no, she got an uber.

873
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 4: She told us that she wanted an uber home.

874
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, just wait, just wait, we'll get to that.

875
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: Wait, so she takes the ride and you guys are

876
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: in the car together.

877
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 12: In the car together. Halfway to her place, she says,

878
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 12: stop at the store for me.

879
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 2: Okay.

880
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 12: You go in there, and she's getting all this like skincare,

881
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 12: hair product, beauty stuff.

882
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 2: Okay.

883
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 12: And after all this, we get to the counter and

884
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 12: her car declines.

885
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 2: Oh.

886
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 3: That's not cheap.

887
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much?

888
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 12: Yeah, eighty four dollars and thirty six cents.

889
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 2: That I paid, Not that you remember or anything.

890
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 4: Did you say you paid it?

891
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 10: Yeah?

892
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 12: I paid it because the card declined, she was thrown back.

893
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 12: Dinner was two hundred bucks already, and so I'm paying

894
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 12: for this this stupid skincare stuff.

895
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean it was a mistake, like an

896
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: honest mistake, And like, that's so humiliating when you get

897
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: your card declined.

898
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 3: I think anybody would have picked it up.

899
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 2: Like, are you mad about it?

900
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 9: Though?

901
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 15: No.

902
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,840
Speaker 12: What I'm annoyed with is the mixed part too, because

903
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 12: all of it together it just makes it feel like

904
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 12: I'm just getting taken advantage of it.

905
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 10: Oh, so I fell right, let's get back of a car.

906
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 10: I'm going to take you home.

907
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 12: And she's like, no, I don't feel comfortable with that.

908
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 12: I want to get an uber? What to pay for

909
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 12: the freaking uber? I'm like, what are you kidding me?

910
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 4: After you had just paid for her dinner and for

911
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 4: her skincare products.

912
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 2: Well, she was over, she's in the car. Yeah, why

913
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,879
Speaker 2: did she suddenly feel uncomfortable?

914
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 12: I don't know, Like, I was just out three hundred

915
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 12: bucks and now she wants me.

916
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 10: To uber her home. So it was just really weird

917
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 10: to me, Like, I really don't get that.

918
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 3: So you're like, no, because they could drive you home.

919
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: That is so weird that she did not tell us

920
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: that she was outside a store.

921
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, we we missed that part of the story, and

922
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 4: we should probably ask her about it because she's on

923
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 4: the other line listening to this conversation right now.

924
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 12: Stephen, Oh, ye would do it?

925
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 18: Oh well, what he wouldn't pay for it?

926
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 4: Well, hold on, Chelsea, you didn't tell us any of

927
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 4: the stuff about going to the store and him buying

928
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 4: you your beauty products.

929
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 3: We thought it was after the restaurant.

930
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 4: The matter, Well, that part of the story does matter

931
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 4: because we're just trying to like understand what happened that night.

932
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 4: You didn't tell us any of that part of the story. Hello, Oh.

933
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 3: God, what did we do?

934
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 2: We outed her?

935
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

936
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, we didn't out her, Stephen did? He's the jerk?

937
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 4: I told you you can't trust this guy.

938
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 2: The guy got taken on a day.

939
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 8: Answering her questions.

940
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 4: Stephen, do you feel bad for making her look like

941
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 4: such a terrible person in your recap?

942
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 10: Oh?

943
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel so terrible for her.

944
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 3: Wow, why would you speak?

945
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 4: I can't believe you didn't offer to pay for her

946
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 4: uber home after she already got halfway there, and you

947
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 4: can pay for all of her stuff.

948
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 12: I don't even get like, why she called you in

949
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 12: the first place. Did she want to go out with

950
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 12: me again or something?

951
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 2: That's what she told us. She kept saying, like you

952
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 2: had red flags, but she was willing to look past us.

953
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 4: That's right. She's a kind soul who's willing to forgive

954
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 4: you for all the mess ups that you made.

955
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 12: What are the messages that she even mentioned?

956
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: You did some horrible things?

957
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 6: Is long?

958
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 4: My friend? Do you really want to dive into.

959
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 2: I don't know if you realize this, but you opened

960
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 2: a door for another woman.

961
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 12: Are you kidding me?

962
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:05,399
Speaker 2: No?

963
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 4: In the of greeting Kelsey, so she felt belittled that.

964
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: You do know that Jeffery's being sarcastic right now?

965
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 12: Right Stephen, I don't know you guys, so I have

966
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 12: no idea, but I really do.

967
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 4: That was rude. We've been talking for the last like

968
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 4: five minutes, and now you're gonna pretend like you don't

969
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 4: even know us. You see what I'm saying. Kelsey had

970
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 4: a point.

971
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 1: How far into the date did you realize that you're

972
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: gonna not be calling her back again?

973
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 12: Well, once we get to the store and she gets

974
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 12: all the skincare products, I thought it was weird. Yeah,

975
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 12: a car gets declined. I mean, I just thought she

976
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 12: was taking advantage of me, to be honest, But.

977
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 4: It's it's skincare products to look beautiful for you. I'm

978
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 4: not That's what you don't get, Steven. That purchase was

979
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 4: not for her. It was for you.

980
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 2: You know you don't when she's not on the phone anymore.

981
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 4: Somebody needs to stand up for brave Kelsey, who bravely

982
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 4: hung up in the middle of the segment.

983
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 12: You're gonna die on that hill.

984
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 2: Huh, he will die on that hill. It's gonna be

985
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 2: a very lonely hill.

986
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 4: But he's on you know, what. I've never done this before, Steven,

987
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 4: and honestly, I'm not a big fan of you, but

988
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 4: I'm still going to offer to give you a gift

989
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 4: certificate to pay for a new haircut.

990
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 10: Oh Jack, my hair, well me.

991
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 4: I mean, Kelsey said that she liked it a lot,

992
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: but Brooke and Studio when she saw your photo was like,

993
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 4: we got.

994
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 2: To make a change there over there, Steve, that's not true.

995
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 2: I've never seen your picture.

996
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 12: I mean I could send you a few different pictures.

997
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

998
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I just got done sending Brooks contact in Steven.

999
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 4: So Brooke, there should be some photos arriving in your

1000
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 4: box a couple.

1001
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 2: Of I don't want any photos.

1002
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 4: You can sort them like you normally do, and all

1003
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 4: your color coded hot guy folders, which is very bold

1004
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 4: of you to do on your work computer. But more

1005
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 4: power to you.

1006
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just of employees.

1007
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, that's only that's allowed. That's fair.

1008
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: If they're all not hot is a problem.

1009
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 4: It's hot to go with what you're giving. So as

1010
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 4: far as Kelsey goes from that call, I gotta say

1011
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 4: I appreciate a woman who knows exactly what she wants,

1012
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 4: and what she wanted was to rudely hang up on

1013
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 4: us in the middle of the call, doing that to guts.

1014
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 4: I respect her for that.

1015
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 3: Did she know what she wanted?

1016
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's hard to make up products.

1017
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 4: Yes, go and the guy to pay for everything, which

1018
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 4: is fair.

1019
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 2: I still feel bad that a card was declined, or

1020
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: she just has a fake.

1021
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 3: Knew was going to be declined.

1022
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 2: How she's a scammer. You just shut your card off

1023
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 2: on the app it takes two seconds, or you just

1024
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 2: know you're in the negative to buy her face career.

1025
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 4: She's scamming her way right into all of our hearts.

1026
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 4: And you can do if you email the show, We'll

1027
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 4: call that person who's not calling you back and go.

1028
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 4: Check out all of our second date podcasts, all of

1029
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 4: our many many success stories online at Brook and.

1030
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1031
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 4: Some concerts are more anticipated than others.

1032
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 9: Ok.

1033
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, And when I.

1034
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 4: Heard the sixty sweat rock band Bingo Riot was going

1035
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 4: to be playing a local casino, I was like, we

1036
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 4: need to be there.

1037
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 2: Is that a real band, jeff.

1038
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 4: This is the biggest event of the year. But somebody

1039
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 4: mentioned an even bigger music artist was performing that same

1040
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 4: weekend at the Massive Stadium Downtown and that show was

1041
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 4: completely sold out. So at that point we had an

1042
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 4: impossible choice that we had.

1043
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 2: To make Bingo Riot and this.

1044
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 4: Do we check out this modern music megastar or the

1045
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 4: two s viving members of Bingo Riot.

1046
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 2: All I want to do is get on Google and

1047
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 2: search if this is even I'll.

1048
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 4: Tell you know where my vote went. But unfortunately I

1049
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 4: got out numbers. So Jose Alexis headed to the arena

1050
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 4: to ask what you're doing at the Sabrina Carpenter I

1051
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 4: bet we are gonna regret this when we play the

1052
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 4: audio coming up right after this. Some would say, when

1053
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 4: it comes to pop music, Sabrina Carpenter is one of

1054
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 4: the hottest names out there right now, definitely trending higher

1055
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 4: than Julia Luis Dreyfus.

1056
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 2: Okay, she's not a pomp artist, Jeff, That's right.

1057
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 4: That's the spirit, if you know, you know. But the

1058
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 4: other night, Jose and Alexis hit the town and made

1059
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 4: their way to the sold out Sabrina Carpenter show. But

1060
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 4: they didn't just go for the music. They brave the

1061
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: torrential downpour of rain and the pre show buzz outside

1062
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 4: the venue to chat with the fans standing in line

1063
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 4: to ask him a simple question, what you doing at

1064
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 4: the Sabrina Carpenter concert?

1065
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 2: What you doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert?

1066
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 14: I came down here to try to win some tickets

1067
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 14: for my daughter, my teenage daughter, fifteen, and unfortunately we

1068
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 14: came out unlucky.

1069
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 2: This time disappointing. I know, how far would you be

1070
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 2: willing to go for tickets for her? Like you're the

1071
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 2: mom your daughter wants to go.

1072
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 4: I did once kiss a guy for a prize?

1073
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 2: Wait?

1074
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 19: Wait, wait wait you kiss a guy for a prize?

1075
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 2: Oh yes, what was the prize?

1076
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 4: A golf club membership?

1077
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: But I never got it.

1078
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 11: They didn't they?

1079
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 4: Who did they make you kiss? I lived overseas at

1080
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 4: the time. It was a crazy night.

1081
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 19: If we got to kiss, well, you got to kiss

1082
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 19: a foreign man for a golf club membership.

1083
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: Don't tell my husband.

1084
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 2: Don't you sound kind of like a Why would say?

1085
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: You're a fun mom?

1086
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 4: I used to be?

1087
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 17: What changed?

1088
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 2: What makes you not? What happened kids?

1089
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 5: What?

1090
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 2: What's your kids doing to you?

1091
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 4: Oh dear, what didn't they do to they?

1092
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 2: Was the daughter say?

1093
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 3: She was insafe. Yeah, safe away from the mother.

1094
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 2: I'm like that kid just learns so much about.

1095
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 4: Her mom's breaking news. Fun mom escapes insane asylum to

1096
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 4: attend Sabrina concert and kiss men for prizes.

1097
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 9: I love They didn't.

1098
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 3: Even get the pro I love them.

1099
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: What ruined the fun mom was actually the kids. Yeah

1100
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 2: you're just fun if you don't have okay.

1101
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 4: You know, her daughter was like so mad on the

1102
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,959
Speaker 4: drive home to be like, Mom, you didn't even kiss

1103
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 4: anybody to get us three tickets are so rain.

1104
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 2: She didn't ever get the golf thing, like it was all.

1105
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 4: A scamp all coming up? Short?

1106
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 8: What you're doing at Sabrina Carpenter.

1107
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 2: We're here to espresso your friend.

1108
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 4: You seem confused. What are you here for?

1109
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 2: I'm here because they forced me. I'm a mom and

1110
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: I don't ever get.

1111
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 8: Out, okay, And what if I could tell you one

1112
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 8: night backstage, Sabrina Carpenter or ten hours of sleep straight

1113
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 8: without your kids interrupting you.

1114
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: Oh that that's so hard.

1115
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 6: It shouldn't be. All the people listening are yelling at

1116
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 6: you right now.

1117
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 2: Of course, backstage, desperate times called for desperate measures.

1118
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 4: Sometimes you give up what you need most but.

1119
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 2: You know what Sabrina Carpenter backstage.

1120
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:13,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.

1121
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 8: If I ever talked to her, which I don't ever

1122
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 8: plan on doing, I will tell her that one lady

1123
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 8: almost shows a mattress over her but didn't.

1124
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 4: Oh, I like your red boots.

1125
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 9: Red.

1126
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 4: When do we bust these out? These are bright? Wow.

1127
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 4: They had a plan for sure, but then got distracted

1128
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 4: by something sparkly.

1129
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 8: Again, I'm not looking for a yellow brick rope.

1130
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: You know, she said she would choose the Sabrina Carpenter

1131
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 1: but that was just pure pressure at work.

1132
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,719
Speaker 2: Mom, do that woman absolutely was choosing the ten hours.

1133
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 3: It's uninterrupted Stace.

1134
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was no question in her mind either.

1135
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 4: It's what you're doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert where

1136
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 4: Jose and Alexis walked into a sea of very shiny,

1137
00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 4: distractingly dressed people to ask them a very simple.

1138
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 17: Question, what you doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert going

1139
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 17: to see my girl Sabrina get dressed up?

1140
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 18: Cute?

1141
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1142
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 19: Okay, so I saw you guys doing a photo shoot

1143
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 19: over here. Of course you got a flex on all the.

1144
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 2: Xes, you know, so like I'm gonna ask where these

1145
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:12,919
Speaker 2: photos were.

1146
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 19: Going my ex is watching my Graham right now, So yeah.

1147
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 2: You know what I'm doing. Do you want him to

1148
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 2: like it? You think he's gonting? You want to message you?

1149
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 2: You just want him to see it.

1150
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 19: Well, he was like, I'm jealous of everyone who goes

1151
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 19: to see what like you look like tonight. And I'm like,

1152
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 19: so everyone's seeing it, Everyone on all platforms is gonna

1153
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 19: see how I'm looking.

1154
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 4: So you still talk to your ex?

1155
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 8: No comment.

1156
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: I mean, he knows what you're doing tonight.

1157
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 19: So you obviously talked pretty recently like I'm still waiting

1158
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 19: on my birthday gift.

1159
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 4: So you know, we're trying to we're trying to get that.

1160
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 2: When was your birthday?

1161
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:44,280
Speaker 19: It was the last weekend of October, October twenty eighth, Okay.

1162
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 2: So it's been a few weeks. He said, I have

1163
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 2: a birthday gift for you.

1164
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 19: I'm waiting on that. So I'm showing him what I

1165
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 19: got and be like, send me what you got for me.

1166
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 2: Preferably gold. Okay, preferably gold. But what do we actually

1167
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: think it is gonna be?

1168
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 1: Probably DVDs, what people are still buying those.

1169
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 4: Maybe gold steals from the red box outside of the

1170
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 4: Walgreens where he works.

1171
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why she couldn't get it to her because.

1172
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 4: Is his shirt up?

1173
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 5: Now?

1174
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1175
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 2: I see, I see, I see.

1176
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 9: Yeah.

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00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: She sounds like she's totally over up to Yeah really healthy.

1178
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the Sabrina Carpenter concert, We're going crazy,

1179
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 4: We're taking pictures.

1180
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 8: You girls are like coordinated, but you're not matching. Describe

1181
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 8: what you're wearing.

1182
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 2: So, I'm wearing this.

1183
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 4: Green, fuzzy jacket with some like shrappy fake thingies, very short.

1184
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 18: It's giving like fluffy grench, but fashionable fake grinch.

1185
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 4: Well, you kind of just roasted your friend. You want

1186
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 4: to roast her back? What does she look like, sister?

1187
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 4: She I can roast her all day. She should. She

1188
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 4: looks like a walking cotton candy.

1189
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 6: But I could eat that. It's so cute.

1190
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 4: I love she's.

1191
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 8: Wearing pink fur and you have, so you're like all

1192
00:55:54,719 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 8: pinked out and furry, and you're all lime greened out

1193
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,400
Speaker 8: in furry. Is there another roast you want to come

1194
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 8: back at her with?

1195
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1196
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 4: I love roast.

1197
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 6: Oh you're hungry.

1198
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's fine.

1199
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 6: Pork is cool.

1200
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 4: I thought roast was beef I might be a little

1201
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 4: bit high. Just at Hotel you found your people.

1202
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 3: They're beautiful women, and they're fuzzy.

1203
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,320
Speaker 4: They're fuzzy. They love.

1204
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 5: It totally out of their mind.

1205
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 2: That was so good.

1206
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 4: They definitely left that concert with an i Q higher

1207
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 4: than when they entered.

1208
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 5: You guys know.

1209
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,240
Speaker 1: You're underestimating them, Jeffrey. You get some damage done inside

1210
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: that concert as well.

1211
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 4: I want to go to that concert the next time

1212
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 4: she's in town, because that was what you're doing at

1213
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 4: the Sabrina Carpenter show. Your phone tap is coming up

1214
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 4: right after this.

1215
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1216
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 4: Uh oh, Brooke. The Grinch is back to spoil the

1217
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 4: holidays for another listener, steal away of victory from them

1218
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,240
Speaker 4: and possibly the candy and wine from their pants.

1219
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: Hey listen, listen. You can't steal something that they're never

1220
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 1: gonna have. Okay, they're never gonna have a.

1221
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 4: Victory, Okay, fair enough.

1222
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,479
Speaker 2: I mean I will take the one today's for sure.

1223
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 4: Today's Grinch victim is Daphne, who is zero to two

1224
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:24,880
Speaker 4: against you all time.

1225
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 7: Oh Daphne, and says she was excited about the holidays

1226
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 7: was because she came on the show and has got

1227
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 7: the Grinch, So Daphne, welcome back.

1228
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 10: I'm taking victory this time.

1229
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 2: What makes you so sure, Daphanie?

1230
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 10: Because it is third times the charm I've been listening

1231
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 10: every morning.

1232
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 4: I shit, my van.

1233
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 2: Yep, jokes on you. This show only makes you dumber.

1234
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 4: So we're gonna find out for sure. Brooke is leaving

1235
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 4: the studio. We're gonna get to the game here, Daphnie,

1236
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 4: you got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

1237
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1238
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 4: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1239
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1240
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 5: I am ready?

1241
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 4: Good?

1242
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 10: Ye?

1243
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Fashion designer Calvin Klein celebrates a

1244
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 4: birthday tomorrow. His real name is Calvin Klein. Sure or false?

1245
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 10: True?

1246
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 4: How many edges does a cube have?

1247
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 10: Oh boy?

1248
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 4: In the movie The Lion King Rafiki is what type

1249
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 4: of animal a puma, a baboon or an elephant baboon?

1250
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 4: What gemstone is made from fossilized tree resin.

1251
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 12: Amber?

1252
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 4: With over twenty six billion on Earth, what's the most

1253
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 4: common bird in the world?

1254
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 18: Sigel?

1255
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 4: Oh, well, that was actually great, guess well done. Brooke

1256
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 4: is coming back into the studio. Daphne, And like we

1257
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 4: said earlier, Daphne is very excited about the holidays and

1258
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 4: kind of has a cool holiday tradition where she decorates

1259
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 4: her tree themed every single year. What's the theme for

1260
00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 4: this year, Daphne?

1261
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 10: Harry Potter, that's cool.

1262
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 2: Oh, I have a question for people who do themed trees.

1263
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 2: Do you just throw out all your stuff at the

1264
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 2: end of the year. No, so we keep it and

1265
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 2: then we put it on our regular tree.

1266
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 10: So I have two trees.

1267
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 4: Are some of the themes that you've done in past years?

1268
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 10: We did a Super Mario Oh, that's cute, and.

1269
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 18: Then we did an eighties tree, Rubik's Cube on the

1270
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 18: clock that we've done like Star Wars.

1271
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 4: Well, we don't have to go through the entire history

1272
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 4: of all Your Christmas.

1273
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 2: Is fifty years of Christmas right now?

1274
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 4: Jeff, all right, Daphne, let's take a break. It's Brooks turn.

1275
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 4: Are you ready? Yes, Your time starts now. Fashion designer

1276
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 4: Calvin Klein celebrates a birthday tomorrow. His real name is

1277
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 4: Calvin Klein. True or false?

1278
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: True?

1279
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 4: How many edges does a cube have?

1280
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 9: Eight?

1281
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 4: In the movie The Lion King Rafiki is what type

1282
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 4: of animal a puma, a babboon or an elephant baboon?

1283
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 4: What gemstone is made from fossilized tree.

1284
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 2: Resin ooh amber.

1285
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:00,040
Speaker 4: With over twenty six billion on Earth. What is the

1286
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 4: most common bird in the world. Seagulls Norway, Sweden, and

1287
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 4: Denmark are collectively known as what.

1288
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: The fjord where the Vikings lived?

1289
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 4: All right, pretty sure? That is what it says on

1290
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 4: a map. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how

1291
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 4: you did with jose Frodo Win Sam on a mystical planet.

1292
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 10: Then sneakl pops out like the right boop of Janet.

1293
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 3: Kind of musical. You got three correct today? Also three.

1294
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 4: Daphne. The Grinch strikes again to steal your victory and

1295
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 4: ruin your holidays again.

1296
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 5: Don't worry, I'll say again.

1297
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 4: That's the spirit. Now let's go over the answers. Fashion

1298
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 4: designer Calvin Klein has a birthday tomorrow. That is his

1299
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 4: real name, Calvin Klein. He turns eighty two years old.

1300
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 4: On a cube. There are twelve edges to it. In

1301
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 4: the movie, the Lion King is a type of baboon.

1302
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 4: He is a babboon. Yeah, I don't know why I

1303
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 4: said tight second, the gemstone made from fossilized tree resin

1304
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 4: would be amber. There's twenty six billion chickens on Earth,

1305
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 4: making them the most common bird.

1306
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 2: I had one for dinner last night, so actually one.

1307
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 4: Last, Jeff. They're nearly on the endangered Norway, Sweden, and

1308
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 4: Denmark are collectively known as SCANTINAA. Yeah, all right now, Staphnie,

1309
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 4: the tie does go to the house on these. But

1310
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 4: the good news is just for playing, we are going

1311
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 4: to give you a pair of tickets to see Nikki

1312
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 4: Glazer live at the EQC Event Center on Thursday from

1313
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 4: February thirteenth. Can't talk as she brings her tour to

1314
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 4: the stage.

1315
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 2: That's a great show.

1316
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 5: She's awesome.

1317
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 10: I'm excited.

1318
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: Sweet well, I hope we didn't steal all of your

1319
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: Christmas cheer and you're able to complete your Harry Potter tree.

1320
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 5: It's okay.

1321
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 2: Is it going to be topped with a horse crux?

1322
01:01:58,640 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 3: No, it should be a sorting.

1323
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 1: Oh.

1324
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 10: We're still trying to decide what to make the copper.

1325
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 18: Any suggestion, I.

1326
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 4: Say, you're throw an invisibility cloak over the whole thing

1327
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 4: and just have a blank spot.

1328
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 2: Don't even make We can say that we have one

1329
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 2: of those in the corner.

1330
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 4: That's right, So there you go to have me happy holidays,

1331
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,439
Speaker 4: Come back and play again soon we're gonna do winn

1332
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 4: Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the

1333
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 4: morning