1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this special week Trend edition. 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,040 Speaker 1: I guess they're getting less special since we've been doing 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: it for about it close to a year now. 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 2: But it's special in that it's a departure from the 5 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 2: norm of. 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: Our departure, a little bit of a break from the norm. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 1: To quote my favorite rapper, Uh is that Will Smith? Anyways, 8 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: I'm Jack O'Brien. That is Miles Gray. It is April 9 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:34,520 Speaker 1: Fool's Day. Oh shit, wait, I am Miles Gray, and 10 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: I am hold on, I am my name Don Ronald 11 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: Donald brin Let me like. 12 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 2: I am John DeSantis. 13 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking got you, guys. 14 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 2: It's a fucking joke. 15 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: If you should have seen the fucking look on your 16 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 1: because yeah, I got scary. You kind of went away 17 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: there for a second. 18 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 2: Yeah I know who you were. Yeah, it kind of 19 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 2: fucked me up. 20 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: I can tell you're something came over your face. Yeah, 21 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:16,479 Speaker 1: I was like, am I John Deceand who is? Anyways? 22 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,320 Speaker 1: I mean we're we're going to get into it. It's 23 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: April Folds and the pranks are coming fast and thick, 24 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: especially in my household. Can tell by my household, I mean, 25 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: you know, we have the sign out front, and we 26 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,040 Speaker 1: have one of the things you know that we have 27 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: on there is that in this house we believe that 28 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: Elon Musk is the funniest comedian. 29 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude killing it today. Lock him up 30 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 2: for murder because he's killing it with the jokes. And 31 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 2: also maybe lock him up for murder. 32 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, just generally something there. 33 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,280 Speaker 2: I don't know. 34 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: So we're going to get into the things that trended 35 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 1: over the weekend, the things that are trending right now. 36 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: But before we do that, we do like to get 37 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 1: to know each other a little bit better, Yes, by 38 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 1: telling you some things we think are underrated and overrated. Yeah, 39 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 1: you want to start, You want me to start? 40 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure, Which what are we doing? Unders unders unders 41 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:22,519 Speaker 2: for unders to say underrated just after seeing some posts 42 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:27,360 Speaker 2: on the internet this last Easter Sunday, the servers and 43 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: kitchen staff on these holiday brunch days underrated because I 44 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 2: think in the past we talk a lot about like 45 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 2: during the holidays, especially Valentine's Day, that seems to be 46 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 2: the like the moment in the service industry that people 47 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 2: are like it's fucked up, Like it's high tension. There's 48 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 2: a lot of expectations and it bleeds over into But 49 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 2: I'm seeing just from like people's screeds about shitty easter 50 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 2: brunches that they've had that like come off as like 51 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 2: you sound like a fucking entitled prick actually does like you, 52 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 2: I had the worst fucking Easter brunch ever in memory, 53 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 2: it sounds like your server did. Yeah, no, and like 54 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 2: the ability and then like this whole thing, Like I 55 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 2: saw a couple I'll be honest, I saw three different 56 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 2: Instagram stories from people that like I'm not really friends with, 57 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 2: but you know, just like people like people you've interacted 58 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 2: with the past, so you follow them, and like they 59 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 2: were all versions of like the service was like awful, 60 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 2: although like it would always be like all these insults 61 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 2: to the kitchen staff, the white staff, and then it's like, 62 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 2: but the server was trying to be paid, like trying 63 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 2: to soften like the preceding nonsense that was being described 64 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 2: in the post, to try and soften that blow, right, 65 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 2: and again, I just like seeing how people are deciding 66 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 2: to even go public about how terrible their easter brunches. 67 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 2: I'm like, no, it's the people that have to fucking 68 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 2: deal with you and not like throw hot tea on 69 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 2: your head that they they are the true heroes truly 70 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 2: and so yeah, and I think it's just it's just 71 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 2: one of those things where all these days, like it's 72 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 2: like these moments where strained familial relationships and expectations just 73 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 2: inevitably spill over into how you interact with white staff. 74 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 2: For the people at the restaurant. Yeah, and you know, 75 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 2: I just think they got a string of them coming up. 76 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 2: We got Eastern Brunch, you got Mother's Day Brunch. That's 77 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 2: gonna be another one where people are gonna fucking freak out. So, 78 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 2: you know, A salute to. 79 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 1: Them dads and grads. 80 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I feel like I don't know, do people 81 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 2: lose it as much on I feel like people don't 82 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 2: give a shit about their dads enough to be like, yeah, 83 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 2: special for you dad, Like it's more mom that you're like, 84 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 2: no's gotta be right for my fucking mom. Leave dad 85 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: alone dead anyway, Yeah, I salute them because I've already 86 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 2: seen there's already posts like I like to go on 87 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 2: trip Advisor too, to look at just what the roundup 88 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 2: is for angry people. I just love reading like fucking 89 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 2: seething reviews of places because it's more just a look 90 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,240 Speaker 2: into the person than like a river flection the restaurant 91 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 2: most of the time. 92 00:04:57,320 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, some of the wildest shit from people who think 93 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: that they're telling you helpful information about how bad their 94 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: dining experience was. And also I wonder, I do wonder 95 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 1: zaigang who works in you know, who's worked service industry 96 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: during these holidays. I'm curious if there is like a hierarchy, 97 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: like if Easter is worse because people are coming from 98 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,919 Speaker 1: church and so they're like, well, I already did my 99 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: good shit for the week. I can treat this person. 100 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 2: I already shouted out the resurrection. So I'm always find 101 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 2: a fucking scream at somebody. 102 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 1: We're good here. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, let 103 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 1: us know if you if you have a if you 104 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: have a ranking of like worst days, I feel. 105 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,360 Speaker 2: Like Mother's Day has to be there, Like you know 106 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 2: what I mean, Like is it's built around this parental 107 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 2: relationship and all the trauma that comes along with that. 108 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,679 Speaker 2: And like in a day where you're pretending to depending 109 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 2: on your relationship with the mother, could be celebratory, could 110 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,919 Speaker 2: be like passive, aggressive, could be like I have to 111 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,840 Speaker 2: do this was my mom's in a fucking freak out 112 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 2: and then you know, I don't know, but tell us, 113 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 2: you tell us, you tell us. 114 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: My underrated is celebrities bullshit, like the just the shit 115 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: they have laying around their house. Apparently there's a New 116 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: Yorker article about how the celebrity memorabilia market is booming, 117 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: like like rich people instead of putting a van Go 118 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: up on the wall, are putting like Kurt Cobaine's sweater 119 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: from the MTV Unplugged on their wall. And first of all, 120 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: I'm not here to say one way or another. I 121 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: can tell you which one I'd be more impressed with, 122 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,799 Speaker 1: and it ain't the Van Go. But apparently the price 123 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: goes up the dirtier it is, like the Cobaine sweater 124 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: apparently has like I think what they described is like 125 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,479 Speaker 1: a brown crust in one of the pockets that people 126 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 1: speculate is probably vomit given where he was at during 127 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 1: that performance. 128 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 2: What he's vomiting in his pocket like a little kid. 129 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, just like a little quick vomit in the pocket. 130 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: We've all been there. But that raises the price, Like 131 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: the price goes down if the sweater or you know, 132 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: the piece of memorabilia has been washed or disinfected, right, 133 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: Like we want they're funk all over it, like we 134 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: want it to be filthy. 135 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 2: You want their vomit in it. 136 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, like a jack off rag from Kirk Cobain would 137 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: be like the highest value thing that people could think of. 138 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, like a spunk sock of yeucking Kirk cobain is. 139 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 2: You know what's wild though, too? This sweater like it's 140 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 2: a cardigan. It's so nondescript that like I'm seeing people 141 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 2: replicate it like just to be like like the style, 142 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 2: and I feel like now it makes me want to 143 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 2: be like, you know what that sweater is? I got 144 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 2: here right right, that's a fucking unplugged fucking Nirvana. That's 145 00:07:56,160 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 2: Kirk sweater dude. Yeah, exactly. Don't mind the price, deg. 146 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: But I think this this makes a lot of sense 147 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: for the same reason we've been like speculating, like with 148 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 1: the a lot of the experiences people were having around 149 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift concerts being comparable to like religious experiences, right 150 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, tracking the rise of a kind 151 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: of spiritual almost like quasi spiritual relationship to celebrity with 152 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: the fall of religion. And this this just feels like 153 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: almost a one to one, Like, I'm pretty sure the 154 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 1: Catholic Church has things that were I mean they have 155 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 1: like the mythical Kirk Cobaine sweater from their own plugged Yeah, 156 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 1: the Shroud of Turin. Yeah, like they had to invent 157 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,559 Speaker 1: a thing like that's honestly, they would fuck with this 158 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 1: kind of logic. Yeah yeah, this was touched by you know, 159 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 1: John Paul the second. 160 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 2: The thing is like even with the Shroud of Turin, 161 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know if you existed. I know, 162 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 2: Kirk Colebain existed. I've seen that unplugged, So that has 163 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 2: fucking value to me. That could be any old fucking 164 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 2: shroud of anywhere, could be Stroud of Norwalk, California, falling. 165 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but yeah, I mean i know, like the 166 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: Catholic Church sells like metals blessed by the Pope, and 167 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,160 Speaker 1: I'm sure those medals would go for way more if 168 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,120 Speaker 1: they like promised that the Pope had you know, like 169 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: fallen asleep and drooled on it or whatever. 170 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, like think about how much people 171 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:29,640 Speaker 2: were like paying for like a hotel bill that was 172 00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 2: signed by like John John Lennon and Yoko when they 173 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 2: were like in that hotel forever, right, Yeah, people would 174 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:39,480 Speaker 2: just be like that scrap from room service six figures instantly. 175 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like it's an it has an inverse 176 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 1: relationship to how I would feel about any other human. Like, 177 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaker 1: so if you said that you were selling the sheet 178 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: from that picture where there he's like naked and like 179 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: spooning her like kind of monk key style. Like if 180 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: you sold that sheet, I think people would be super 181 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,000 Speaker 1: into it. Oh yeah, Like it would go for like 182 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,760 Speaker 1: a million dollars if there's like Pubes on it, dude, Yeah, 183 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,640 Speaker 1: if there's Pubes on it, even better. But like if 184 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 1: it was literally anybody else and you're checking into that 185 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,319 Speaker 1: hotel room, like, it would be the worst thing that 186 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,880 Speaker 1: you could possibly imagine. 187 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:25,520 Speaker 2: It's all context, baby, But. 188 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,920 Speaker 1: The article says the market kind of went up during 189 00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: COVID because people were at home with money, and again 190 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,520 Speaker 1: this like mainstream media thing of like people were on 191 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:39,240 Speaker 1: a spending spree just you know during COVID once they 192 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: got that stimulus check, just like the media likes to 193 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: paint this version of us that like you get the 194 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:50,120 Speaker 1: stimulus check and thenies just like people like passed out 195 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 1: in a pile of like half unboxed flat screen TVs. 196 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: But so they're attributing it to that like feeling nostalgic 197 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 1: and at home. And but I would add that they 198 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,680 Speaker 1: were afraid of death now more than ever. And yes, 199 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,680 Speaker 1: like that this gives you a connection to Like the 200 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,080 Speaker 1: quotes throughout the article are people being like, this is 201 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: immortality right there, Like this touching this Eric clapt In 202 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: stratocaster that was gifted to him by right, you know, 203 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,840 Speaker 1: George Harrison, this is the one. 204 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 2: You put down when he saw Jimmy Hendrix play live 205 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 2: for the first time and rethought everything in terms of 206 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 2: guitar playing. Yeah. 207 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just trying like connecting to immortality in some 208 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: way via Kirk Coban's dried vomiting her pocket. 209 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 2: Also, way better stuff to collect than fucking Harlan Crow's 210 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 2: like Hitler crap. 211 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean? 212 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 2: That's a room even if it's like niche, Like, no 213 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 2: one's gonna be like, oh, I don't know about all 214 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 2: this Kurt Cobain stuff, Like they'll be like, oh okay, dude, 215 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,120 Speaker 2: that's fine. Was like you want to see a Nazi 216 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 2: t set? 217 00:11:56,559 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 1: They did say they said that they study how disinfection 218 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:09,360 Speaker 1: related to celebrity memorabilia and so with uh, like Kurt Cobain, 219 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: the dirtier the better. With Hitler, they were people were like, yeah, 220 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 1: could you run that through the wash real quick? Yeah, 221 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 1: like who we'd love to get. 222 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 2: Kind of freaky, but I still want it. 223 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 1: I still want it, which I'm a little surprised by. 224 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,720 Speaker 1: Like I feel like the people who are into Nazi 225 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 1: ship like would be like, I like want whatever the 226 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: closest is to the experience of Hitler taking a ship 227 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,840 Speaker 1: on my head, right, you know, because that is that 228 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: was how he related. 229 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 2: I remember super producer Ana was saying, ask if we 230 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,560 Speaker 2: watched The Gentleman The New Guy Richie. 231 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, been I watched the first two ups. 232 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 2: Okay, well I won't spoil it, but there is someone 233 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,000 Speaker 2: who's really into some Hitler ship and something very specific 234 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 2: that is a piece of Hitler memorabilia that's obviously fake 235 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,400 Speaker 2: for the show, but it encapsulates literally what you're saying, 236 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 2: like to almost near a tea. 237 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, Hitler was like that was his fetish and 238 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,920 Speaker 1: like to the point that he like needed that in 239 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: order to get off. Was a woman shitting on his head. 240 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 2: So oh oh, well this is a little bit different. 241 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 2: But oh okay, but it's it's let's just say it 242 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,240 Speaker 2: is a physical remnant of Adolf Hitler. Oh god, that 243 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 2: someone's really into collecting in this show. 244 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 1: All right, Uh, what's overrated, Miles? 245 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,680 Speaker 2: This overrated? The act of posting through it. This is 246 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 2: something that we see. It's a new phenomenon. Okay, so 247 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 2: it's something that has brought been brought through in the 248 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,120 Speaker 2: social media age. And if you're not familiar with when 249 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 2: someone goes oh they're posting through it, it's when someone 250 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,480 Speaker 2: is in the midst of some kind of scandal or 251 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 2: controversy drama and everyone knows about it, but they use 252 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,839 Speaker 2: their social media to act as if nothing's going on, 253 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,840 Speaker 2: you know, or it doesn't bother me, or I'm actually 254 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,559 Speaker 2: this is actually really funny to me. That's actually why 255 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 2: I'm posting about it, like really leaning into it. And 256 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:08,680 Speaker 2: there's a great example this Sunday with Sean P. Diddy 257 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:14,440 Speaker 2: love trafficking Combs who posted this man is embroiled in 258 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:20,359 Speaker 2: a pretty dark and seemingly wide reaching criminal controversy with trafficking. 259 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 2: I mean, like Department of Homeland Security is the one 260 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 2: that you got mixed up with not like yeah the cops, 261 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, or like the DEA, or 262 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 2: like oh it his drugs, like homeland security, like the 263 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,400 Speaker 2: new one they made up to terrorize like brown people 264 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 2: from the Middle East. That's now they're coming after What 265 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 2: what are you doing? P Diddy? So he posted a 266 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 2: picture of his like I think youngest daughter in easter clothes, 267 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 2: like this is my daughter Love the first of all, 268 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 2: the daughter's name is Love Sean Combs yikes es and 269 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,360 Speaker 2: just like yeah, I guess he thought this would help 270 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 2: like reorient his sheet like sinking ship. But there's this 271 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,720 Speaker 2: like weird power that I think fame this people think 272 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 2: they have that becomes like, you know, clear when they 273 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 2: do goofy shit like this, like they really think by 274 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 2: just going, well, I want to talk about how cute 275 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 2: my little baby daughter is and not that I'm in 276 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 2: the center of multiple scandals and potentially like one of 277 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 2: the most prolific predators in the music industry, Like that's 278 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,760 Speaker 2: enough to change the discourse. And I'm like, sir, just 279 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 2: fucking vanish man, like don't fuck it, like whatever, I mean, 280 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 2: I don't know, like if you're revealing the world that 281 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,880 Speaker 2: you think you operate in where you're truly like the 282 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 2: fucking lever polar of all that exists in your reality. 283 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,200 Speaker 2: But in this instance, yep, make sure youah a good thing. 284 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 2: Those comments are off, Yeah, just post post through it, 285 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 2: but it's not. It's not doing what you think is doing. 286 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,920 Speaker 1: P Diddy. Yeah, it's like the Kevin Spacey Christmas videos. 287 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,960 Speaker 1: Yeah let me be Frank videos, Yes, where he's like, 288 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: y'all still love this though. I know you're disgusted by 289 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 1: my some of my behaviors, but. 290 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 2: Are disgusted by like me right personally. But how about 291 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 2: I remedy that by showing you me. 292 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:09,960 Speaker 1: Yeah no, but still the play the hits baby all right? 293 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: My overrated are the April Fools pranks my kids played 294 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: on me this morning. Shots fired just dog shit, you guys. 295 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 1: The signs saying kick me and poop on me and 296 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 1: pe on me all right, Hitler were uninspired. I could 297 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:33,680 Speaker 1: feel you putting them on me. The magnetile obstacle course 298 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:38,440 Speaker 1: that you laid out was perfectly visible before I got 299 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: to them. Also, you put toy sharks in the obstacle field. 300 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:48,920 Speaker 1: I like sharks, So I'm not sure what what what 301 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:55,040 Speaker 1: you're going for writing. You are are spelled a E 302 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 1: R nice try start or poop or pepe uninspired so 303 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,760 Speaker 1: indecisive by the way, or maybe. 304 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 2: At my fart or am my poo poop? 305 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, make up your mind. And then when 306 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 1: those stopped working, they just started shooting me in the 307 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,879 Speaker 1: butt and penis with nerf guns yep, and hitting me 308 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,640 Speaker 1: with foam swords like. 309 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the time honor tradition is shooting your 310 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 2: parents in the junk with some kind of projectile. Yeah, 311 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 2: I remember had the ball Zuka. 312 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,639 Speaker 1: It was funny. They just thought they were just like 313 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:33,199 Speaker 1: immediately like yeah, it's it's a free for all today 314 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 1: because it's I don't know where where they got the 315 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,480 Speaker 1: idea that they could just shoot me because it was 316 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:42,239 Speaker 1: April Fool's Day, but that had been discussed prior to 317 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,120 Speaker 1: this morning and we went to war. 318 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:50,560 Speaker 2: Wow, I just love a scathing post mortem on your 319 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,159 Speaker 2: children's It's this. 320 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:56,879 Speaker 1: Is this work in comedy, you guys, Uh, this is 321 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,679 Speaker 1: you need to step it up. 322 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:01,920 Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny disiguring the fuck out of me. Man. 323 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 2: I remember doing this kind of shit and getting a 324 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,359 Speaker 2: response same response out of my dad. Is like you 325 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,480 Speaker 2: ain't full of nobody with that, Like that's all you got. 326 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,400 Speaker 2: I remember. I was so in my fucking bag about that. 327 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,760 Speaker 2: I asked my mom the next time. I was like, 328 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 2: I'm gonna do something. Really, I'm gonna really get him 329 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:24,159 Speaker 2: to believe something messed up. And I ran it. I 330 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,480 Speaker 2: think I ran it by my mom. I was gonna 331 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 2: say that, like so when my dad like had this 332 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,760 Speaker 2: cat for since I was before I was born, so 333 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 2: at the time when I was like six, this cat 334 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,880 Speaker 2: was like sixteen or something, and I was like, I'm 335 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:41,639 Speaker 2: gonna fucking tell my dad the cat's dead because I 336 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:47,920 Speaker 2: was shamed so bad. Oh you think these these minuscule 337 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 2: attacks are enough to shit shift me and get me 338 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,479 Speaker 2: to believe some shit? Try hard? And I was like 339 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,320 Speaker 2: and as a kid, I'm like, okay, harder. I don't 340 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 2: have nuance, so I'll just go to extreme, like your 341 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:02,159 Speaker 2: cat is dead, your foster parents have been killed, woofy 342 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 2: is dead. Like That's where my mind went because I 343 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:05,640 Speaker 2: was like, I don't know. 344 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 1: What the fucking dumb so did he did he buy it? 345 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:09,359 Speaker 1: Did he bite? 346 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,800 Speaker 2: No? My mom was like the fish don't fuck It's like, no, 347 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,639 Speaker 2: don't do that. Yeah, I was talked out of it. 348 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,640 Speaker 2: I remember vividly being like this is the answer, and 349 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,120 Speaker 2: I think it was like my mom, ly, my grandfather, 350 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,919 Speaker 2: somebody be like, no, no, no, that ain't a fool, Like, 351 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,440 Speaker 2: don't even do that, like just like put Ben Gay 352 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,440 Speaker 2: in his underwear or something. You know what I mean. 353 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: You may notice that I have clown makeup on, and Okay, 354 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,720 Speaker 1: the one prank that I guess was pretty good is 355 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:41,960 Speaker 1: they did tie my shoelaces together and then perfectly, uh 356 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 1: you know, measure the distance that I would fall, so 357 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: my head fell into a bucket that I couldn't get off. 358 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: And then when I pulled the bucket off, I did 359 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,119 Speaker 1: have clown makeup all over my face. So I guess 360 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 1: that one. Well, he got me. Guys, but yeah, I 361 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,200 Speaker 1: don't know. You need work would be my grade. 362 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 2: See, kids, don't go don't go extreme on it, you 363 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:07,639 Speaker 2: know what I mean. Just you know, I think I 364 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,000 Speaker 2: think you should take your father's critiques as a sign 365 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,359 Speaker 2: that they actually they got to him, and that's his 366 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 2: only defense. Now, No, they didn't get to me. It's fine. No, 367 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,439 Speaker 2: your dad is posting through it. He's posting through it. 368 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,880 Speaker 2: Your dad it's fine. 369 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:26,760 Speaker 1: Crying a little bit. Yeah, I'm poo poo at work. 370 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 2: Bullshit, I'm John DeSantis. I don't know. 371 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,680 Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come 372 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,920 Speaker 1: back and talk about some news stories. We'll be right back. 373 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,720 Speaker 1: And we're back. We are back, and we are back. 374 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:00,200 Speaker 1: And Sunday, March thirty first, was Transgender Day of Visibility. 375 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 1: It was also, as you may have heard, the day 376 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:11,080 Speaker 1: that Christians eat chocolate bunny rabbits to celebrate Easter, and 377 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: a ton of right wing people freaked out because they 378 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,960 Speaker 1: claimed the White House issued a proclamation celebrating Transgender Day 379 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 1: of Visibility and people were like, that's Biden is attacking Easter. 380 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:33,040 Speaker 1: Mike Johnson called the overlapping occasions abhorrant on Twitter, while 381 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:38,600 Speaker 1: presumably like just barely keeping himself from jacking off to 382 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,119 Speaker 1: porn and having a record of his jack off session 383 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:42,880 Speaker 1: sent to his son. 384 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,359 Speaker 2: The Covenant Eyes man still fucking with the Covenant Eyes. 385 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, his his app that does that. 386 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, But I mean, also, dude, every everybody had 387 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,679 Speaker 2: the most bad faith takes. Christy Nome said Joe Biden 388 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 2: banned religious themed eggs at the White House. Easter egg 389 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,879 Speaker 2: design contest for kids, and he announced that tomorrow's National 390 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:08,400 Speaker 2: Transgender Visibility Day. Did he forget that tomorrow's Easter Resurrection Sunday? 391 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,200 Speaker 2: That kind of sounds like a like a sporting event. 392 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,480 Speaker 2: Joe Biden in his White House blah blah blah blah blah, 393 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 2: Newt Gingrich as President Biden literally out of touch with reality? 394 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 2: Literally literally out of touch with what? And how is 395 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,879 Speaker 2: he touching reality? 396 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:27,360 Speaker 1: Literally? How would you literally be in touch with reality? 397 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 2: Is it like that like that fresco that's in the 398 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 2: Sistine Chapel, like where God and Adam or like touching fingers. 399 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,680 Speaker 2: Is that like the like in my mind, that's being 400 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 2: in touch with reality in a weird way, like touching God. Anyway, 401 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 2: I said, why would he take away Christian Christianity's holiest 402 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 2: day Easter and declared to be quote transgender Day of Visibility? Why? 403 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,399 Speaker 2: I say we would be irritated whenever he did it, 404 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,199 Speaker 2: but doing it on Easter is an obscene insult to 405 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 2: every Christian. Oh ah, interesting, because that's that's exactly what happened, 406 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 2: And that's exactly that That's exactly what happened. 407 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:05,640 Speaker 1: He day before he was like, oh, Tomorrow's Easter. Let 408 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,200 Speaker 1: me do this thing that's gonna piss off Christians because 409 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,719 Speaker 1: the whole world revolves around them, and we'll make it 410 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 1: in your face trans day of Visibility in your face Christians. 411 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's always been trans Visibility Day March thirty. First, 412 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:30,360 Speaker 1: it doesn't change year to year. Unlike Easter, Easter falls 413 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: on different dates. I didn't realize it was like moon based, Yeah, 414 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: because the moon's phases determined Easter's date. Western Easter is 415 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 1: the first Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox, 416 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:47,960 Speaker 1: while Eastern Easter is after Passover. That's I mean, that makes. 417 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:51,080 Speaker 2: More sense, right because the setting of the passion is 418 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 2: during Passover, right, you know what I mean? So, like 419 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 2: I remember Her Majesty was like, how come pass Over 420 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,440 Speaker 2: in Eastern like Art just locked in at the same 421 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 2: time in the Bible, isn't that what's happening, like when 422 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 2: He's getting crucified, Like, wasn't the Last Supper like potentially 423 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:10,840 Speaker 2: some kind of satyr maybe, But then then we had 424 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,399 Speaker 2: I did this whole thing, and I looked into it, 425 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:16,400 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, it's like the Council of the Elves 426 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 2: of Trent made this proclamation in three thirty that Easter 427 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,879 Speaker 2: shall be the first Sunday after the full moon, after 428 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,240 Speaker 2: the equinox, and then I'm like, oh, okay, they. 429 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,120 Speaker 1: Just kind of witchy for Christianity to be like into 430 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 1: the phases of the moon. 431 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 2: A lot of that stuff is they don't want to 432 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 2: talk about it. 433 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of druids, ye, und. 434 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of night elves working in there. But yeah, again, 435 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,160 Speaker 2: like it's just so stupid to be like the heat 436 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 2: changed it. This is they fucking do this every time 437 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 2: there's a national day, the president, the Office of the 438 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,239 Speaker 2: President says like, oh yeah, it's it's proclaimed that this 439 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 2: day is this day. That's been this day for over 440 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,600 Speaker 2: a decade now. And then the other attack that people 441 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,879 Speaker 2: have been going on is like and they banned religious designs. 442 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,679 Speaker 2: That has been the fucking rules for forty five fucking 443 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 2: years or however long this thing has been happening across 444 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,240 Speaker 2: really all administrations. It's like, dude, we don't need religious designs. 445 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,920 Speaker 2: We get it. It's fucking Easter. If it's another Jesus sag, 446 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking lose it. 447 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:21,080 Speaker 1: Nice try Biden think we wouldn't notice. Yeah, oh yeah, 448 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:22,960 Speaker 1: actually it happened forty five years ago. 449 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,159 Speaker 2: Right exactly, and so everything's just all bad faith reads 450 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,159 Speaker 2: on everything and then just be like I thought this 451 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 2: the president supposedly a Catholic. It's like, don't worry he is. 452 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,400 Speaker 2: He's out loud being like I don't like abortion, right, 453 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 2: I only y'all that I'll say that out loud. I 454 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,359 Speaker 2: don't care. Yeah, but you know I get it, like 455 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 2: times are changing, but hey, I'm still still big sea 456 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 2: Catholic poppy. Yeah, don't worry. 457 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,520 Speaker 1: I feel like Joe Biden really loves Easter, Like I 458 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 1: feel like that's a big, big holiday for him. 459 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like he seems like one of those 460 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,159 Speaker 2: guys where it's like every Easter in my grandpa he 461 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 2: loves to eat the Dove truffle chocolate eggs. That's his 462 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,280 Speaker 2: favorite thing is sit in his rocking chair and then 463 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 2: we bring us we bring our eggs to him, and 464 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 2: he'll open them and then eat our candy. And it's fun. 465 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,360 Speaker 2: That's all he does. And then and then Grandma gets mad. 466 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,800 Speaker 2: Yeah he must. 467 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 1: Love it all right. Millions of AT and T customers 468 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,159 Speaker 1: just have their personal info published on the dark web. 469 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,399 Speaker 1: I got a nice email about this Easter morning. Thanks 470 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,119 Speaker 1: a lot AT and T for ruining Easter. 471 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,400 Speaker 2: He has risen by he we mean, your social security 472 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,399 Speaker 2: and locking information has risen up on the dark web. 473 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 1: Reportedly, the personal data of seventy three million current or 474 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,440 Speaker 1: former AT and T customers, including addresses, social security numbers, 475 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 1: and pass codes, was published on the dark web, which 476 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,639 Speaker 1: is less than ideal for those of us who count 477 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,719 Speaker 1: ourselves among the seventy three million. Oh proud current and 478 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 1: former eights. 479 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,679 Speaker 2: Hy one of the seventy three million. C That's why 480 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,360 Speaker 2: I'm with T mobile, you know what I mean. They 481 00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,000 Speaker 2: know too many people who use T mobile to go 482 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 2: into collections, so they don't even bother trying to get 483 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,679 Speaker 2: that information. But hey, hey man, it must must be hard. 484 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 2: But I mean, this just feels like every fucking three months, 485 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,879 Speaker 2: I'm getting some letter like we're so sorry everything about 486 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,440 Speaker 2: you has been leaked into a dark whip. 487 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: It's like, it does almost feel like we should just 488 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: come up with a new way to keep track of 489 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,080 Speaker 1: shit at this point, right, Like our social security numbers 490 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,040 Speaker 1: are burnt, like burnt, I feel it. We're you know, 491 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,399 Speaker 1: in the Mission Impossible where they're like we got to 492 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,880 Speaker 1: catch get the data file before all of these IDs 493 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 1: get burnt. Well, we we exist in the world where 494 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 1: he accidentally peed a little bit on the guy while 495 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:47,199 Speaker 1: he was hanging from the ceiling and they caught him. Yeah, 496 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 1: the knocklist exactly. We've all we're all on the knocklist, 497 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,199 Speaker 1: and the knocklist has been burnt. 498 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're burned. Yeah, the spot has been burnt. Sorry, 499 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,439 Speaker 2: we can't smoke weed here anymore. 500 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 1: Like three hundred and thirty million people in the US 501 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:05,879 Speaker 1: and they just sold seventy million of their personal informations 502 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 1: and socialist security numbers on the dark web. So it 503 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,919 Speaker 1: feels like that's a significant enough chunk that it's not 504 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,879 Speaker 1: enough to just be like and we've got you, Like 505 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:19,360 Speaker 1: you get to know Norton anti virus very well because 506 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,479 Speaker 1: they're your new friends. 507 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 2: ATT is just on a run right now, man. 508 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,400 Speaker 1: I know it's been a little over a month since 509 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,920 Speaker 1: the mass outage. 510 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:33,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, and now Sally, your blood type, birthday and social 511 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 2: security are out there on some knock list. 512 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,439 Speaker 1: Yeah. 513 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 2: Hey, change those passwords, man, change those passwords. I had 514 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 2: to figure that out, not the hard way, but I realized, like, 515 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 2: once you know, like browsers will be like if you 516 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 2: save your passwords in a browser, will be like, hey, 517 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 2: your passwords were found in an information leak, like following 518 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,520 Speaker 2: ones you should change. I'm like, oh, they were all 519 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 2: the same word, like yeah, like password I had from 520 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,120 Speaker 2: like the aol era, right, I was like NIS on 521 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,560 Speaker 2: Pathfinder ninety seven. 522 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's utok. 523 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 2: Don't try that. Don't try that. Don't no one try that. 524 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,520 Speaker 1: So do you do the like randomized ones like the 525 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: big long oh yeah. 526 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 2: Hell yeah. When it's like hey, can we suggest a 527 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 2: fucking passwordy loser? Yeah, rather than like I like weed, 528 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 2: I'm like okay, I'll listen. It's like your and like yeah, yeah, yeah, 529 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,960 Speaker 2: that's that seems solid. 530 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,320 Speaker 1: Yes, please that one? 531 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:24,920 Speaker 2: Yes? 532 00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,640 Speaker 1: All right. Big news for Donald Trump, Like there's a 533 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 1: bunch of positive news stories I guess for Donald Trump's 534 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,600 Speaker 1: like money problems over the weekend because truth Social I 535 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 1: guess went public last week and he's now valued at 536 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,000 Speaker 1: like five billion dollars, Like he's a tech billionaire again, 537 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: or he's a billionaire again and a tech billionaire probably 538 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 1: for the first time. But it's just it's such a 539 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: weird story, Like they keep talking about how his partner 540 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,080 Speaker 1: in this deal is like the owner of a shell company. 541 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,600 Speaker 1: But that's just not that's not a bad term anymore. 542 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 1: They're just like, yeah, and he's like monetizing his political influence. 543 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,200 Speaker 1: They're like, so all these people are gambling that he's 544 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: gonna like win the next presidential election. 545 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,840 Speaker 2: Someone someone, I forget who it was, maybe in the 546 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 2: New repolic they called it a trump and dump like 547 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,600 Speaker 2: with this stock just to get up because like everyone's 548 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:27,000 Speaker 2: like they they lost like over fifty million dollars last year. 549 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,960 Speaker 2: This isn't like, this isn't a broth. This is a 550 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 2: fucking fire. This is a dump. Yeah fire, This. 551 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 1: Isn't suffered a net loss of fifty eight million dollars 552 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,720 Speaker 1: last year, brought in so like I was like, oh, 553 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 1: but so they must be advertising a bunch on truth Social. 554 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 1: I you know, try and spend as much time as 555 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: I can on truth Social, but that that amounts to 556 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:54,120 Speaker 1: never having gone on it. And it brought in four 557 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,680 Speaker 1: point one million dollars in revenue in twenty twenty three. 558 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, great, great, I love that. That sounds good. It's 559 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 2: like a good business. How on end, how much how 560 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,520 Speaker 2: much of my money can I give you? 561 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 1: Right? 562 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,000 Speaker 2: How many monies would you like. 563 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 1: It's just like such an indictment of the whole like 564 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 1: Wall Street, you know, like the idea that there's any 565 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,880 Speaker 1: any there there in the whole Wall Street world. Right, 566 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 1: it's you know, just valuations based on kind of nonsense. 567 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,840 Speaker 1: Just growth, as we've talked about before in the tech world, 568 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 1: like that's all they. 569 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 2: Care, Like the promise, you know, like when people like 570 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,080 Speaker 2: look at Tesla and they're like, well, how much money 571 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 2: you like making? They're like, well, dude, think about like 572 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,600 Speaker 2: what it can do though, Like what the potential. That's 573 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 2: what that's what you're that's what it is. Think about that. 574 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,080 Speaker 1: So their future like end game for this is he 575 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,800 Speaker 1: gets elected president and then like that makes the network 576 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:54,840 Speaker 1: grow and he's like just raking in advertising money and 577 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,560 Speaker 1: like subscription money. I guess, yeah, well this feels so weird, 578 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,280 Speaker 1: like the president would be monetizing the presidency. 579 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, but here we are. I mean, like it's really 580 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 2: just it's like real, all like traditional oligarch shit, right 581 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200 Speaker 2: because the guy that he's doing this COUMP. The merger 582 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 2: is with this investor billionaire named Jeff Yas. Yeah, yes, 583 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,440 Speaker 2: we're the Yas queen headlines for this because it's right. 584 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 2: Therefore y queen's at because without him right, without him 585 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,040 Speaker 2: being like the person to merge with the Donald Trump 586 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 2: media company, there's no billions of valuation added to or 587 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,920 Speaker 2: billion dollars of valuation added to Trump's net worth. And 588 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 2: as like journalists are looking more into it, they're like, oh, 589 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 2: this is what the fuck is going on? This guy 590 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 2: Yas is an investor in TikTok. Yeah, And so when 591 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,200 Speaker 2: Trump came out, there a lot of people being like, who, 592 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 2: who's this reversal benefiting? Because not just because Trump gives 593 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,280 Speaker 2: a fuck, it's because he can monetize his opinion to 594 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,160 Speaker 2: try and change the direction of the herd. And with 595 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 2: Yas being a donor of TikTok, they're like, got it, 596 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,080 Speaker 2: So this is the tit for tat here You're gonna 597 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 2: reverse course and be like, no, no, TikTok is very good. 598 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,440 Speaker 2: We love it, and I want all of my mega 599 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,240 Speaker 2: faith ol to also believe that. And then you get 600 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,200 Speaker 2: to get just basically get some get some cash injection 601 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,600 Speaker 2: to fight your legal fees. It's all it's all right there, It's. 602 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: All just right there in front of Yeah, I don't 603 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 1: know what like maybe my like I said, maybe I 604 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 1: maybe it's the hard reset I gave my brain with 605 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:35,640 Speaker 1: one of those massage guns to the temple. But it 606 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 1: does like all these the past couple of weeks of 607 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: Trump stories, and particularly this one and the Bible Sales one, 608 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: are just like hitting me as like wait what like 609 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: oh yeah, Like it just feels like we've reached a 610 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 1: level of cynicism and like open oligarchy in this case 611 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,640 Speaker 1: that is just kind of staggering. 612 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,280 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the reporting on it is like, yeah, and 613 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,840 Speaker 2: that's the guy he's working with. The guy usually said 614 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,120 Speaker 2: he doesn't like Trump anyway, so that's why he has money. 615 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,160 Speaker 1: That's a smart Yeah, they're just like this guy's a 616 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,520 Speaker 1: maverick and really smart. Like if he's doing this, it's 617 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,719 Speaker 1: like fuck what. 618 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 2: He's ducking accountability and these people are enabling it because 619 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,680 Speaker 2: they know they can now buy influence over this guy, 620 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,040 Speaker 2: like quite literally and just be like dude, I'm fucking 621 00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,360 Speaker 2: way too in on TikTok man. I can handle this 622 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,080 Speaker 2: shit right now. 623 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,160 Speaker 1: Like all the there's just this rotten logic at the 624 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: core of the entire system that the mainstream media buys into, 625 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: with like Wall Street being the economy and corporations basically 626 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,399 Speaker 1: having all the power to do whatever they want at 627 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:48,680 Speaker 1: this point, and so the mainstream media, like, I feel 628 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: like this is a savvy move by Trump because he 629 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,799 Speaker 1: just recognizes that, like it's taking advantage of the one 630 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,360 Speaker 1: thing the mainstream media won't call out, which is just 631 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: like how blatantly and complempletely fucking corrupt like the whole 632 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,720 Speaker 1: Wall Street system is. So they just have to be like, yeah, 633 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,760 Speaker 1: I guess he's like got a lot of money now, 634 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,360 Speaker 1: and that's. 635 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,719 Speaker 2: How you do it. I mean, that's one way to 636 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:14,400 Speaker 2: do it. But yeah, anyway, yes, queen, then that's my 637 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,000 Speaker 2: op ed for the Wall Street Journal. 638 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, the Wall Street Journal is really just like Donald 639 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:23,640 Speaker 1: Trump had a big week. Oh wow, cool fuck cool. 640 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,359 Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come 641 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,600 Speaker 1: back and talk about some more news stories. We'll be 642 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,240 Speaker 1: right back. 643 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,880 Speaker 2: And we're back. 644 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Speaker 1: And in a slightly related story to my underrated, people 645 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,960 Speaker 1: can't stop stealing shit from Air Force one, particularly like 646 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:58,840 Speaker 1: journalists who travel on Air Force one just can't stop 647 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,759 Speaker 1: themselves from just like having grabbing some ship. And at 648 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,480 Speaker 1: first I was like, oh, this is, you know, not 649 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 1: that huge a deal. This is just uh you know, sorry, 650 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,160 Speaker 1: I just got we just got a news alert from Jabbari. 651 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,400 Speaker 2: I know Embiid is coming back, nearing a return expected. 652 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:23,359 Speaker 1: All right, second, I just saw Embiid's pictures, So make 653 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,680 Speaker 1: sure that you're not like being traded, all right. So, 654 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,480 Speaker 1: like at first, I was like, okay, they like grabbed 655 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: a pen or something, but no, they so NBC correspondent 656 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:39,440 Speaker 1: Kelly O'Donnell is the president of the White House Correspondence 657 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,120 Speaker 1: Association and sent an email out being like, did you 658 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,839 Speaker 1: guys stop fucking taking ship off of Air Force one 659 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:50,879 Speaker 1: Like looks it's a bad look for the media. And 660 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:56,440 Speaker 1: one person was like, okay, here you go and returned 661 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,520 Speaker 1: to an Air Force one embroidered pillow case. 662 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 2: Like that. 663 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: But oh, I didn't know. I wasn't supposed to do 664 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,200 Speaker 1: too much. 665 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,720 Speaker 2: You took they they'll notice if a pillow case is gone, 666 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,640 Speaker 2: take the fucking ship. Like take a fucking pen or 667 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,040 Speaker 2: some shit, or a wine glass some other ship which 668 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,520 Speaker 2: I didn't realize that's what people were taking too. Were 669 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,160 Speaker 2: like the fucking wine glasses. 670 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:25,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's truly. I mean, wine glasses make sense given 671 00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:31,280 Speaker 1: what we previously discussed of like there being some filth 672 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:37,000 Speaker 1: to it, like pillowcase got your presidential like head sweat. 673 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,800 Speaker 2: Well, can they get close to Joe Byron's pillow case? 674 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,320 Speaker 2: I can't imagine. 675 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:42,839 Speaker 1: Probably not. 676 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,760 Speaker 2: There's probably like other beds, Like it's just other pillows. 677 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,440 Speaker 2: Like every pillow on the plane has an embroidered pillowcase, 678 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,959 Speaker 2: so you're just coming up on one of those. 679 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,439 Speaker 1: But I think that's the promise, right, that's when when 680 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,040 Speaker 1: you're selling me the Air Force one embroidered pillow case, 681 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,879 Speaker 1: the thing that's popping into my mind that made me 682 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:01,759 Speaker 1: bit on it. 683 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,600 Speaker 2: You're like, I gotta smell it first, Yeah, exactly. Let me. 684 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,759 Speaker 1: Does it smell like where there's originals and like kind 685 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,560 Speaker 1: of rotting vegetables. 686 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,279 Speaker 2: Like he's probably well do let me know? 687 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,240 Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, baby powder. His scalp has to smell 688 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:23,480 Speaker 1: like baby powder, right, who Joe Biden. Hmmm. It's just 689 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,799 Speaker 1: it seems so dry. 690 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,880 Speaker 2: It sounds like a medicated. 691 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,880 Speaker 1: Sock, a medicated sock, and I. 692 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,000 Speaker 2: Don't know what that is, but it feels like a 693 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:37,320 Speaker 2: sock that you put like mentholated cream or something into Yeah. 694 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,320 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, mix vapor yeah yeah yeah, but like but 695 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,160 Speaker 1: mixed with a foot Yeah. 696 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,640 Speaker 2: Like I feel like he just sprays the top of 697 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,480 Speaker 2: his head with like lysol or something and calls it 698 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:45,960 Speaker 2: a shower. 699 00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 1: A secret that everybody works at the White House knows 700 00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,480 Speaker 1: is that if you have if you're having some congestion issues, 701 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,319 Speaker 1: you just smell Joe Biden's scalp and it clears your. 702 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,160 Speaker 2: Ship right outway. 703 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,799 Speaker 1: It's like a bowl of kimchi soup, you know, just 704 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:05,759 Speaker 1: shit just clears right out. But yeah, I get I 705 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,960 Speaker 1: respect it. I mean, it's clear that journalists aren't being 706 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:15,400 Speaker 1: paid enough, but it's not it's actually not a good grind. 707 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,399 Speaker 1: It seems like like people aren't paying them. 708 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,879 Speaker 2: Also, I'm sorry, I'm coming the fuck up if I'm 709 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 2: on Air Force one. I don't give a fuck what 710 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,359 Speaker 2: Kelly O'Donnell has to say. How it makes us look 711 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,920 Speaker 2: these this is my ship, Yeah, this is my tax 712 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,000 Speaker 2: Oh you pay for this, Joe Biden. No, who did 713 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,880 Speaker 2: the taxpayer? So guess what. I will take a blanket, 714 00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,040 Speaker 2: I will take the captain's hat. I will try and 715 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 2: dislodge the fucking you know, the control sticks or whatever 716 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,439 Speaker 2: from the car. I'll do that. Shit. I don't care, 717 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,480 Speaker 2: that's fine, that's mine. 718 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, just take the whole frame of like the 719 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,799 Speaker 1: lights and the little air thing that blows the air 720 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,120 Speaker 1: on you. 721 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. I just like anything I can basically 722 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,520 Speaker 2: get my grubby little fingers on to just pry off. 723 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,600 Speaker 2: They're like, this guy's like dismantling his row, Like we 724 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,480 Speaker 2: have to get him off the plane, and he keeps 725 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,879 Speaker 2: proclaiming it's his shit. I don't know what. I don't 726 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 2: know what to do. 727 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,879 Speaker 1: I paid for this. Yeah, that floatation device, I mean 728 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,040 Speaker 1: the seat cushion. 729 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,479 Speaker 2: True, that'd be so funny. You just pull the fuck 730 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,960 Speaker 2: just you know how. Sometimes the seat cushion itself is 731 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,560 Speaker 2: the flotation advice. It's like removable. You just rip that 732 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,640 Speaker 2: shit off and you come. You just saunter off the 733 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:30,120 Speaker 2: plane with that. You're like, Miles, I'm like what what? Yeah, 734 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,759 Speaker 2: I'm like a problem. I'm late. My kid has a 735 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,080 Speaker 2: fucking basketball game. I need to go to the fuck 736 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,880 Speaker 2: out of my way. 737 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,640 Speaker 1: The White House's position is the journalists who want a 738 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,560 Speaker 1: souvenir can get a package of eminem's decorated with the 739 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,600 Speaker 1: presidential seal. No, but only sometimes don't want it. 740 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,879 Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm taking the seat cushion, seat belt. I'll cut 741 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,760 Speaker 2: the seat belt. I'll bring, I'll get scissors, I'll clip 742 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,160 Speaker 2: the seatbelt that's mine. 743 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,120 Speaker 1: That's my seat belt. Now, I'm sorry, I'm just wear 744 00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,040 Speaker 1: that as a belt now. 745 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,239 Speaker 2: I feel like every person should feel like that when 746 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,319 Speaker 2: you're in the presence of the opulence of how our 747 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,440 Speaker 2: government spends tax money. Yeah, you know what I mean. 748 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,920 Speaker 2: You know how like people get. We talked about this too, 749 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,200 Speaker 2: especially when like Trump's first administration, with people like Scott 750 00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:16,239 Speaker 2: Pruitt and people being like, I'm gonna I want all 751 00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:17,840 Speaker 2: this money to be like I want a new desk, 752 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,880 Speaker 2: or i want this furniture I want to take I 753 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,560 Speaker 2: want Deanon DeLuca candy. All the time, I'm like, if 754 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,960 Speaker 2: that's how I was spending it, don't fucking look at 755 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,640 Speaker 2: me wild when I go in there and be like, 756 00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:31,360 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm taking this fucking respirator device from the 757 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:35,560 Speaker 2: overhead part. I'm taking I'm taking it. I'm taking it. 758 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,839 Speaker 2: I'm taking from them because for years they've been taking 759 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:38,160 Speaker 2: from me. 760 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,760 Speaker 1: As Tupac says, this wish, this wish, this is my wish. 761 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,839 Speaker 1: So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. 762 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:51,960 Speaker 1: You quote Tupaci quote goonies. Yes, that you can actually 763 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,120 Speaker 1: buy one of the souvenir boxes of M and MS 764 00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: from the George W. Bush administration for six ninety nine 765 00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,920 Speaker 1: on eBay. Right now, that's not making anybody money, man. 766 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,520 Speaker 1: You got to come up with something better than this. 767 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,920 Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, my fucking my my seat belt that 768 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,719 Speaker 2: I'm clipping. You know that shit's gonna look right. I'll 769 00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 2: do a nice I'll do nice images. Also the box, 770 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,759 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. This like doesn't feel like you were 771 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,920 Speaker 2: on Air Force one. It looks like you bought like 772 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,440 Speaker 2: it looks like a weird deck of cards. 773 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, it does. It looks like a George W. Bush 774 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,200 Speaker 1: deck of cards like you would get at the Houston Airport, but. 775 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,319 Speaker 2: Not like the racist ones where they're like the Al 776 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,759 Speaker 2: Qaeda's Most Wanted DECA cards. Yeah, people were buying like 777 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,279 Speaker 2: in the fucking early odds. 778 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,000 Speaker 1: And this is just a Persian guy. Yeah, we're putting 779 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,960 Speaker 1: on here for reason we ran out of al Qaeda guys. 780 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,040 Speaker 2: Sorry sorry, yeah, no, that that was uh, that was 781 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,520 Speaker 2: Cousin Balk from that Age League TV show there. Sorry, 782 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,520 Speaker 2: sorry to that man. 783 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,040 Speaker 1: All right. And finally, just a rundown of some of 784 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:04,000 Speaker 1: the April Fools jokes on the Internet. So far. I mean, 785 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Speaker 1: it's always bad. So far, so bad, so far so bad. 786 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:12,960 Speaker 1: This year feels especially dire. The biggest prank is Elon 787 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,000 Speaker 1: Musk tweeting he was going to work for Disney and 788 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:21,919 Speaker 1: make their content more woke, which I'm sure his. I'm 789 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,719 Speaker 1: sure there is like an army's worth of people who 790 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,600 Speaker 1: are like stand up and like salute and you know, 791 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,320 Speaker 1: write five laughing crying Emji faces even though it didn't 792 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:39,040 Speaker 1: even make them smile. But yeah, I mean, right now, 793 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,799 Speaker 1: it's mostly like April Fool's Day on the internet is 794 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,640 Speaker 1: just an excuse for brands to cobble together half hearted 795 00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:51,200 Speaker 1: jokes and bad photoshops in order to, you know, get 796 00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,280 Speaker 1: our attention as we're giving it to them right now. 797 00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:00,279 Speaker 1: Ikia Singapore had an ad campaign of invisible objects uh 798 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:05,640 Speaker 1: spelled I n vsbl uh. I don't know sure. 799 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:11,480 Speaker 2: I saw seven eleven made Big Bite hot dog flavored 800 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,360 Speaker 2: sparkling water. 801 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,959 Speaker 1: We covered it last week. Yeah you were out? 802 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:16,720 Speaker 2: Oh really? 803 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:17,319 Speaker 1: Yeah? 804 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, none of it. 805 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,200 Speaker 1: Nothing's like good, no, no, it kind of sucks. 806 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:28,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. One is like a baby translator. App I saw 807 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,479 Speaker 2: something like that or it's like aiming at your baby 808 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,760 Speaker 2: and I'll tell you what it's like, no one cares. 809 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,879 Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. I think is there 810 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,680 Speaker 2: anything that would make you laugh at this point? Or 811 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,080 Speaker 2: does it just feel like like April Fools has just 812 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,319 Speaker 2: it doesn't fit with our with like the tone of 813 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,680 Speaker 2: society like or what we're like everyone's on EDG. It's like, dude, 814 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,600 Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about fake hot dog sparkling water. 815 00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,799 Speaker 2: Just get the fuck like there's real shit going on, 816 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,640 Speaker 2: Like please, yeah, give a fuck. If Elon is making 817 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:59,960 Speaker 2: the linguini woke at Disney, as he said in that 818 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,080 Speaker 2: stupid tweet. 819 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:05,200 Speaker 1: Excited to join at Disney as their chief DEI officer, 820 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,400 Speaker 1: can't wait to work with Bob Iger and Kathleen Kennedy 821 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:15,120 Speaker 1: to make their content more woke, even the linguinieh. 822 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,040 Speaker 2: What why is that? I don't know, dude, That's what 823 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:23,040 Speaker 2: it's like. Who is this for anymore? 824 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,520 Speaker 1: Duncan announced on Instagram they're changing their name to Donuts. 825 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,520 Speaker 2: What just donuts? I don't know. 826 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:35,120 Speaker 1: It feels yeah, it just feels like people in a 827 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:39,240 Speaker 1: boardroom like convincing themselves, just saying over and over, that's funny. 828 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,040 Speaker 1: That's actually really funny. 829 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,920 Speaker 2: You know, because our company has a sense of humor. 830 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,440 Speaker 2: We like to have fun, you know what I mean, 831 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,719 Speaker 2: unless it's like providing better benefits to our workers. But like, so, 832 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:54,759 Speaker 2: let's just do something funny, like fart cologne? 833 00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,160 Speaker 1: Huhat did somebody do fart colone? 834 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,279 Speaker 2: I know, but that just feels like this the kind 835 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,720 Speaker 2: of shit there's a sierrachet toothpaste. I don't give a fuck. 836 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,960 Speaker 2: I don't know why. I'm like so, I don't know 837 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,160 Speaker 2: why my response is like this. It's almost like maybe 838 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,680 Speaker 2: it's like why you're like, hey, kids, do better with 839 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:18,120 Speaker 2: your pranks. Yeah, it's like this ain't this is such 840 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,719 Speaker 2: first draft foolery. Yeah, like really, fuck with my sense 841 00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:27,080 Speaker 2: of reality. Say, my fucking cat died, man, I need 842 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,720 Speaker 2: to fucking feel something. 843 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,680 Speaker 1: All right. Finally, I just we're just keeping an eye 844 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:38,080 Speaker 1: on this. We mentioned that there's a big a lot 845 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 1: of stuff happening in the run up to the solar 846 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,560 Speaker 1: eclipse next week or is that later this. 847 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,960 Speaker 2: Week from today? 848 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,520 Speaker 1: A week from today. Yeah, it's like, you know, a 849 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,239 Speaker 1: lot of tourism, a lot of people traveling to the 850 00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:57,560 Speaker 1: path of the solar eclipse, and like we we mentioned 851 00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,200 Speaker 1: in a previous one in a previous story, about this 852 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:06,560 Speaker 1: that like Indianapolis's eclipse numbers, like the amount of people 853 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:13,160 Speaker 1: they have visiting Indianapolis is like way higher than the 854 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,719 Speaker 1: number of people they had visiting for the Super Bowl 855 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,040 Speaker 1: when they had the Super Bowl there. 856 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:17,399 Speaker 2: Yeah. 857 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's going to be absolutely like all of 858 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,840 Speaker 1: these towns are going to be completely overrun, to the 859 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,320 Speaker 1: point that the mayor of Niagara Falls, which National Geographics 860 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,640 Speaker 1: suggested was one of the best places to see the eclipse, 861 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,920 Speaker 1: just declared a state of emergency as a precautionary measure. 862 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,560 Speaker 1: And like, this is this is a tourist trap. Like 863 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,680 Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't call it a tourist trap because 864 00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,879 Speaker 1: it is like a cool thing to see, but it's 865 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,839 Speaker 1: a town that is based on drawing. 866 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,800 Speaker 2: Tourists that right right, buying over. 867 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not going to be able to deal with 868 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:52,200 Speaker 1: this shit. 869 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:57,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just good luck, good luck to these small 870 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,720 Speaker 2: places that are going to have like seven millillion people 871 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,200 Speaker 2: pull up looking directly into an eclipse with no protective eyewear, 872 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,400 Speaker 2: because your hospitals will also be overflowing with people with 873 00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:11,000 Speaker 2: eye injuries. But I don't know, they're like, you know, 874 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,120 Speaker 2: part of me is like, ah, man, that's gonna be 875 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,200 Speaker 2: so cool, Like it's gonna be a state of emergency. 876 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,600 Speaker 2: That's how many people want to be in the path 877 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,719 Speaker 2: of totality. But then I'm like, oh no, that that 878 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,000 Speaker 2: actually sounds like the worst way to do it. Like 879 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,680 Speaker 2: I feel like the best way is if you could 880 00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,400 Speaker 2: find some random spot just to be there and like 881 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,839 Speaker 2: not have to have like a bunch of people like 882 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,239 Speaker 2: oh well the eclipse, the eclipse, like just to try and 883 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,440 Speaker 2: experience it in a more I guess natural way. But 884 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:37,960 Speaker 2: I don't know. I like hearing about like everybody is 885 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,279 Speaker 2: like preparing, Like it's like all police officers and like 886 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,959 Speaker 2: emergency career, like they're on alert to like make sure 887 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,320 Speaker 2: everything is fine, like they're able to deal with the 888 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,440 Speaker 2: amounts of people. It feels like this setting for a 889 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,360 Speaker 2: great or terrible bank heist film. 890 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:57,200 Speaker 1: Like Miles, I love this pitch. This is an amazing idea. 891 00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,840 Speaker 2: I know you're reading the notes, but it's this group 892 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,360 Speaker 2: of bank croppers. Oh, they're planning a series of high 893 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,239 Speaker 2: profile bank robberies, and but the thing that has that 894 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,280 Speaker 2: they have in common is that all of these banks 895 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,080 Speaker 2: and maybe a federal reserve they lie in the path 896 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,080 Speaker 2: of totality of the eclipse, and because of that, the 897 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,440 Speaker 2: municipality's law enforcement resources will be so strained that they 898 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,400 Speaker 2: can take advantage of this moment and upscond with millions 899 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:22,800 Speaker 2: of dollars. 900 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,400 Speaker 1: You have the timing down, you know, like thee because 901 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,760 Speaker 1: you have to do it during the eclipse while everybody's 902 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,880 Speaker 1: distracted and staring at the sun with like bad glasses. 903 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,120 Speaker 1: Maybe you do maybe you switch out the glasses, like 904 00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,840 Speaker 1: a shipment of the glasses Ocean's eleven style to like 905 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,279 Speaker 1: so that everybody's blinded after the eclipse, all. 906 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,719 Speaker 2: The innocent people and children who just wanted to see it. 907 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:48,080 Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry pal, Sorry, Yeah, maybe that would be too 908 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,960 Speaker 1: mean for Ocean's eleven. So maybe they just like somehow 909 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,480 Speaker 1: find a way to do it with the cops. 910 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like the ones that like you're like, 911 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,839 Speaker 2: oh yeah, we got a shipment of the you drop 912 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,919 Speaker 2: these off to the chief, Like what's this. I'm like, oh, yeah, 913 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,120 Speaker 2: these are some eclipse I protection. You know, I just 914 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,320 Speaker 2: want to make sure everybody's safe out there during the eclipse. 915 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,279 Speaker 2: Oh I didn't think about that. Things. Yeah, you's probably 916 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,280 Speaker 2: just drm pretty quick to all your men and women 917 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,560 Speaker 2: out there on the force. 918 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,359 Speaker 1: Want you to take a bite, we'll tell you, tell 919 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,080 Speaker 1: you all about it. They also Niagara Falls has like 920 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:23,800 Speaker 1: the next four days is rain and snow like that. 921 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 1: That's the thing that I feel like, would really like 922 00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,759 Speaker 1: having that many people show up and then there's no 923 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,319 Speaker 1: like sky, no visibility of the sky would be And 924 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,160 Speaker 1: that's gonna happen in one of these towns. It's not 925 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,320 Speaker 1: gonna be sunny everywhere. 926 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even think about that. And then like, 927 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,920 Speaker 2: do you you can't ask for a refund to God? 928 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:44,520 Speaker 2: Can you? 929 00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,560 Speaker 1: Uh? You can? Yeah, actually you can. Oh, okay, Like 930 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,120 Speaker 1: usually he's pretty good, pretty good about like getting back 931 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,120 Speaker 1: to you at least. 932 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,799 Speaker 2: Monday partially cloudy, so we'll see. 933 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:59,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, total crapshoot. It does feel like people should 934 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,640 Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, renting an ATV and just driving 935 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,560 Speaker 1: into the desert, although that is terrible advice and I 936 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,920 Speaker 1: should probably legally not say that. 937 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:12,760 Speaker 2: On someone's you know, undeveloped land. 938 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,919 Speaker 1: Private tourists should just like drive into the desert and an. 939 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,279 Speaker 2: RV, you know, and cook up some meth. 940 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,440 Speaker 1: Man there you go while you're at anyway. Yeah, but 941 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,000 Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be a whole thing. It's like the 942 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,839 Speaker 1: sort of thing the Internet loves, the timing of it, 943 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:34,239 Speaker 1: the it's happening during the workday, right, so it's like 944 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:39,080 Speaker 1: a distraction on a Monday. And then the possibility of 945 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,680 Speaker 1: disaster is also there, I feel like, and the possibility 946 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,439 Speaker 1: of a great bank heist film there also there. 947 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,800 Speaker 2: And I'll I'll say this, Jack, when when it happens 948 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,240 Speaker 2: on Monday, I'm gonna go outside into a hard reset 949 00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,160 Speaker 2: looking straight into that thing for the whole time. Just 950 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,279 Speaker 2: I just want to be able to go to sleep 951 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,359 Speaker 2: at night, close my eyes and see the eclipse. 952 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,920 Speaker 1: So it stays see a white blob. 953 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:10,320 Speaker 2: Just don't do that unless you're me a trained professional. 954 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,320 Speaker 1: Second time we've had to give that advice to our listeners. 955 00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,440 Speaker 1: All right, those are some of the things that are 956 00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,560 Speaker 1: trending on this Monday, April first, Happy April Fool's Day. 957 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,200 Speaker 1: I hope you're having a better interpersonal April Fool's Day 958 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:32,720 Speaker 1: than Elon Musk. And the public pranks that are you know, cutting, 959 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,000 Speaker 1: cracking everybody else, or. 960 00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,960 Speaker 2: Be so radically honest with someone that they think it's 961 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,600 Speaker 2: a prank. There you go, That's how I would lean 962 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,400 Speaker 2: into it. You know what I mean, and not in 963 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,640 Speaker 2: a way that's scathing, Like maybe just just reveal a 964 00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,319 Speaker 2: truth or an observation you have in a way that 965 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:50,279 Speaker 2: maybe not. 966 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:50,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. 967 00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,680 Speaker 2: Look, I'm not a relationship expert, but I might try 968 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,839 Speaker 2: that later. And if I'm single tomorrow you'll know why. 969 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,360 Speaker 1: All right, back tomorrow with a whole lest episode of 970 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,520 Speaker 1: the show, and until then, be kind to each other, 971 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,759 Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing 972 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,560 Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow. 973 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,359 Speaker 2: Bye bye,