Speaker 1: Well, welcome to this episode of Emergency or come. I
Speaker 1: feel like should eplain ourselves a little bit because it
Speaker 1: kind of just like jumped in now. But we're in
Speaker 1: big sir. It's Valentine's Day when this episode comes out,
Speaker 1: and we're just doing a cute little walk through the woods.
Speaker 2: Aha, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: What Oh I just slapped myself in the fucking eyeballs
Speaker 3: with this goddamn alpha ba broom.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what do you think Travis Kelsey's doing
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 2: Did you see he had to leave in that stupid
Speaker 2: ass suit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably fully expected to win and then he
Speaker 1: had like a glittery blouse on.
Speaker 2: Bruh.
Speaker 3: In a situation like that, you stand Tanto's down and
Speaker 3: you leave that stadium.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't eve think you a fuck like you.
Speaker 3: Have to, Like he should have just gone back there,
Speaker 3: done a line of Coker, gotten blackout trunk within five
Speaker 3: seconds and then walked out like I can fog bro
Speaker 3: like bro Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, for the first time ever, I
Speaker 1: don't feel bad for the losing teams in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: There are a bunch of clowns.
Speaker 3: Last year, we were like, I feel so bad for
Speaker 3: them and this year. I'm like, good bro, good riddance,
Speaker 3: because didn't they win last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've won like five years in a row.
Speaker 2: Get over yourself, bro.
Speaker 3: No literally, Also, I feel like winning that much low key,
Speaker 3: then what are you even trying for?
Speaker 2: But maybe people just get addicted to being on top.
Speaker 1: I think that's literally what it is. And also like
Speaker 1: they were expected to win and they literally just played
Speaker 1: like the worst game as a team they've ever played
Speaker 1: in franchise history.
Speaker 3: Wait on the day, it was like not only like
Speaker 3: a loss, but it was a bad game.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was boring. I didn't watch it,
Speaker 1: but from what I've heard, it was boring.
Speaker 4: Well, you can't pay me to watch football.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Literally, Actually, haven't you been to a football game in
Speaker 2: more recent history?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to two, or yeah i've been to
Speaker 1: one with Oriyan. I went to the La Chargers game
Speaker 1: and took an edible for the first time and like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, five years and got really scared and thought
Speaker 1: about jumping over the balcony and it just was replaying
Speaker 1: in my head over and over and over again. And
Speaker 1: then I thought that everybody knew I was high and
Speaker 1: that like I was gonna get thrown out of the stadium,
Speaker 1: and I was going to make Orion look bad, and
Speaker 1: I just kept panicking and I took like a corner
Speaker 1: of like a five milligram edible. It was like maybe
Speaker 1: point two five of weed.
Speaker 3: We should just like drug you against your knowledge and
Speaker 3: give you like one of those edible like drink mixtures.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, we should
Speaker 2: just give you.
Speaker 3: One of those and tell you that it's a fun
Speaker 3: like drink and see if it's placebo, if you actually
Speaker 3: are going to lose your mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, try that on me one day.
Speaker 3: Like I imagine I broke you though, like I would
Speaker 3: kill myself.
Speaker 1: I know I was gonna say. I feel like I
Speaker 1: had to know immediately, like once I started feeling it
Speaker 1: that it was weed, and then I would be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my friends drug me and they're trying
Speaker 1: to kill.
Speaker 3: Me, or like it would be what did I say
Speaker 3: yesterday when I was eating snacks, when I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: it probably won't hurt my stomach, but I'll sit around
Speaker 3: for the next three hours and think about if.
Speaker 2: My stomach hurts.
Speaker 1: If my stomach hurt it, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like at this point that's you when you try to
Speaker 3: get high, it's like you get high.
Speaker 2: You're like, am I gonna be scared?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Am I scared?
Speaker 1: Literally? Literally? But like I don't understand weed because everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like thirty minutes of me like thinking I'm gonna die,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, how is that even relatively fun for anybody?
Speaker 1: I Yeah, these trees are so beautiful.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're real.
Speaker 1: They're so pretty.
Speaker 4: They were literally made to climb up like we are not.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like the call of the void too
Speaker 1: in a way, like we lived in trees when we
Speaker 1: were like apes or monkeys, and like we swung around them,
Speaker 1: and I just want to be up there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's also like Hunger Games. Like I feel
Speaker 3: like in Hunger Games, Peter would have been up the stair.
Speaker 1: He would have been blending and he would have made
Speaker 1: himself a stick. He would have turned himself into a
Speaker 1: stick with like mud.
Speaker 2: No, he'd literally be where we are.
Speaker 1: But like, wait, that clip, like when it happened in
Speaker 1: the movie, Like I was gagged because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, he like really was able to do that,
Speaker 1: Like what the hell with? Just like river rocks, like
Speaker 1: what okay? And then and then like as an adult,
Speaker 1: I see it now and I'm like, it crosses my
Speaker 1: suspension of disbelieving the craziest way, and I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 3: Well, no, the tea is peta, Peta, peta. Peter should
Speaker 3: have been the first cover boy, Like, literally, you work.
Speaker 2: He beat that fucking mug in the woods.
Speaker 1: He had full drag makeup on. He deserves to be
Speaker 1: crowned Rubel. Yeah, crown him, crown him, crowned Pete up.
Speaker 3: Whoa. I mean, he's had an awesome also discography like
Speaker 3: going from Hunger Games to five dis at Friday's.
Speaker 1: To me trauma.
Speaker 4: Drew was supposed to be in the movie.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to be in the movie. Well, I
Speaker 1: have the rumors going around that Euphorias Season three is
Speaker 1: for me. I made it. I'm in it.
Speaker 2: I thought you said it's for you. I did, but
Speaker 2: it's about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, don't tell the people that, but I'm I
Speaker 1: think I'm in it.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: Also, the way my story looks, you're in it. I
Speaker 1: can't even say. But the way the story looked is
Speaker 1: it was like who started the rumor? I'm in Euphorias
Speaker 1: season three, And then the next photo I posted on
Speaker 1: my story looked like me on set, like trying out
Speaker 1: outfits for the show.
Speaker 3: Think about that in you like behind a trailer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like I'm like on the law filming
Speaker 1: a lot. Right. Well, it's Valentine's Day.
Speaker 4: And you didn't give me a gift. Where's my gift?
Speaker 1: I feel like we should just talk about love for
Speaker 1: a moment.
Speaker 4: That's my gift for Valentine's Day. Yeah, I'm done eating
Speaker 4: your coucie.
Speaker 2: Can we please go to dinner for I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: I want real food that's not but it is not food.
Speaker 4: Love bruh.
Speaker 1: Well, I have trade in my DMS right now that
Speaker 1: I'm scared to respond to. I know.
Speaker 4: I just wish you had it in me.
Speaker 2: I mean because up.
Speaker 1: Until we actually I wouldn't say I'm scared to respond to.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm scared of it becoming something.
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Like is it because like you're fearing the end already
Speaker 3: or like it just sounds too overwhelming to have to
Speaker 3: deal with, just way too overwhelming to have to deal
Speaker 3: with somebody else's Like Yeah, Also, I've.
Speaker 1: Like never really been in like a super serious relationships.
Speaker 1: So like the idea of starting now really greens me
Speaker 1: the fuck out because I'm like, what, like I've lived
Speaker 1: like all my adult life like essentially alone, and now
Speaker 1: I have to like figure out how to be in
Speaker 1: a fucking relationship. Like hell no, that's too much. So
Speaker 1: I'm just like, gir I got my friends, Like I
Speaker 1: don't need all that shit.
Speaker 4: Okay, So, like you know how this year is the
Speaker 4: year of reframing.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Let's reframe that and think about the monologue from Call
Speaker 3: Me by Your Name, which is, like, I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to say anything about you, but it's just like the
Speaker 3: best monologue about.
Speaker 4: Relationships I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: The dad at the end, yeah, when he's talking about
Speaker 3: like you go through all these relationships and you lose
Speaker 3: a part of yourself, You lose that fire to give
Speaker 3: your all to somebody because you realize how much work
Speaker 3: it takes.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: I would argue that you are maybe the perfect contender
Speaker 3: for a relationship because you've had to do all your communication.
Speaker 4: Schools with your friends, Like we have hard conversations.
Speaker 1: I think about I think about that all the time
Speaker 1: that I got to like watch all my friends go
Speaker 1: through their relationships and like make mistakes and like say
Speaker 1: things they weren't supposed to love like deeply and love correctly.
Speaker 1: And I got to like learn how to like be
Speaker 1: in a relationship like vicariously through like all my friends.
Speaker 1: And I'm like in that aspect, I'm lucky and like
Speaker 1: you were saying, like we've already had like so many
Speaker 1: hard conversations like about just life and shit, and I
Speaker 1: know how to like like because when you first met me, bitch,
Speaker 1: I was an emotionally inept like like I was a neanderthal,
Speaker 1: Like I really had like the emotion I mean I
Speaker 1: had emotions. Actually, I don't even know if I had emotions.
Speaker 1: Both low key sociopathics.
Speaker 3: No, I think you've always been emotionally intelligent, but like
Speaker 3: it's like more than anything.
Speaker 1: Also, like you just split me open. You cracked me open,
Speaker 1: You cracked that.
Speaker 2: Shit advent you over and dug around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's digging in me from my emotion my emotions.
Speaker 3: No, but I was gonna say, I feel like when
Speaker 3: I'm at you guys, I was still pretty emotionally and
Speaker 3: that's in terms of communication.
Speaker 1: No, you weren't I mean like you were light years
Speaker 1: ahead of everyone. That's like one thing about you is
Speaker 1: you've always been like like I feel like a leader
Speaker 1: in that sense in our like friend group, like like
Speaker 1: in that Brockhampton video in the beginning, when I was like,
Speaker 1: you taught like me how to love platonically. I genuinely
Speaker 1: believe that, like I genuinely do mean that well and
Speaker 1: still to this day. Well, and you taught fucking Josiah
Speaker 1: o'riyan Josh lucas Christian like you taught us all how
Speaker 1: to like love each other as friends.
Speaker 4: Well that means a lot, so thank you.
Speaker 2: But the realty of that is you. You're not gonna
Speaker 2: hit bro. You can say all that shit, I'm not
Speaker 2: letting you. I call couch. I call couch.
Speaker 1: That damn couch so bad.
Speaker 2: No, I want to dig in my friend tonight. Let
Speaker 2: me dig in.
Speaker 3: I just want to dig around instead of saying I
Speaker 3: want to dig inside of you. But the reality of
Speaker 3: that is I do think I've always had like an
Speaker 3: intense capacity for love. But until I met you, guys,
Speaker 3: you guys have made my habits in terms of what
Speaker 3: I define.
Speaker 4: As love and what I think I deserved.
Speaker 2: You guys have fully switched that.
Speaker 3: Because I feel like when I first met you, guys,
Speaker 3: I was like super shut off in terms of friendship connections.
Speaker 3: I've always been very emotionally vulnerable in terms of like
Speaker 3: the romantic sense, which I think is also like why
Speaker 3: growing up I had a problem where I had a
Speaker 3: crush on everyone I knew because I knew I could
Speaker 3: like love people very deeply. But I have and still
Speaker 3: have a hard time separating the two, especially when like
Speaker 3: I only have sexy friends, so it is really hard.
Speaker 2: Like it literally, like especially when I was.
Speaker 1: Growing up, Like really just talking about me here right now,
Speaker 1: I mean, you're my one and only. Wait the way
Speaker 1: we literally are each other. I know.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about that in the bathroom this one
Speaker 3: because I was like, damn, I kind of want a family,
Speaker 3: but I just don't think I want a family romantically.
Speaker 3: But I wish humans were more simple because in my
Speaker 3: in my dream world, I would have a kid with
Speaker 3: you or Ryan. But then I'm like, damn, that's still
Speaker 3: a kid that you have to split with somebody. But
Speaker 3: I would rather split a kid with one of you.
Speaker 1: But because we know how to share, Like yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. Is like we know how to like we
Speaker 1: live like fifty to fifty and like there are things
Speaker 1: the man that's just going to go into, like miss Andrey.
Speaker 1: But like I was gonna say, like a man should
Speaker 1: we whatever, No, a man should be actually useful, literally
Speaker 1: like be Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Don't even think that's with Sandry anymore.
Speaker 2: It's like this.
Speaker 3: I feel like, literally men have never been fucking usage.
Speaker 1: What I'm referencing is the marriage story Mine. What's her
Speaker 1: nuts did in the office? Like do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I remember it's like read I wait.
Speaker 1: Your dad, No, the one I forget? What's her name?
Speaker 1: Just you know her name? Scarlet Laura Durn's monologue when
Speaker 1: she's like talking about like men and I'm like, see
Speaker 1: that's tea and it took us. But like the idea
Speaker 1: of like a good man has only existed for thirty years.
Speaker 1: That's like the realist shit I've ever heard, because like
Speaker 1: like thirty years ago, men were like just like supposed
Speaker 1: to be like beating up their wife and kids and
Speaker 1: like being an alcohol like that was like what a man.
Speaker 2: Also, what's crazy.
Speaker 4: Is we're still at the idea of a good man.
Speaker 2: We haven't gone there yet. We still were.
Speaker 1: I think Stephen is a good man, Yes, Stephen. Stephen,
Speaker 1: like my sister's husband is a good guy.
Speaker 4: That's like a one in a that's really a one
Speaker 4: in a million.
Speaker 1: But like also, like, just imagine me in a fucking
Speaker 1: relationship in you like realistically, like think about me like
Speaker 1: going to someone house like that doesn't track like and
Speaker 1: like think about them coming to our house.
Speaker 3: That's like that is the crazier part. But I will
Speaker 3: say that's the crazier part for all of us, Like yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: like bringing anybody into our domain is really like it's
Speaker 3: like the royal rumble.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, say what I thought?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, let's let's preface it really quick.
Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: I've been getting into WWE. I mean I say I've
Speaker 1: been getting into it, but I've literally for like the
Speaker 1: last eight hours of my life, I've just been watching
Speaker 1: YouTube videos of it and learning about it.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's getting into it.
Speaker 1: What is it? I believe in joeh injury. Embarrassingly, he's
Speaker 1: the reason why I wanted to watch WWE, because he's
Speaker 1: fine shit. And I looked them up and I was like, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you admitted that. But uh, the undertakers, Like,
Speaker 1: I've just been watching Walkouts because I think, like in
Speaker 1: my head it's the year of reframing, like we've been saying,
Speaker 1: and I like always like saw like WWE and I
Speaker 1: was like, girl, like fuck this shit, like it's obviously fake.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, well, yeah, duh, it's fake. Like
Speaker 1: why can't I enjoy like their actors like me about movies.
Speaker 4: I just don't like movies.
Speaker 1: Because they're Yeah, I just don't like that shit.
Speaker 4: I just don't believe them.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 1: Also, I had this idea, so, you know, wet T
Speaker 1: shirt contests, Yeah, we should start having open book concepts
Speaker 1: where like girls read books and show their minds instead
Speaker 1: of wetting their white T shirts. And yeah, open book
Speaker 1: concept contests. They like read? They like, really are they
Speaker 1: reading in the white T shirt? No? No, no, no, they're reading?
Speaker 4: And like then I don't want to I don't care.
Speaker 1: Bro, you're such a boy.
Speaker 4: Can we wet your clothes and see how they cling.
Speaker 2: Onto your body? You know that?
Speaker 3: Oh but people like that shit? What like wet clothing
Speaker 3: clinging to body is a full subgenre of like a.
Speaker 1: Kink ew I mean I guess it tracks because of latex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it also makes sense because like if a bad
Speaker 3: and a wet shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm looking he's looking away awkwardly like what Josh.
Speaker 2: Is like, dude, what like that's quite good wet clothes.
Speaker 1: But I've been getting into WWE, so I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: like man explaining it to Dya and Josh and like
Speaker 1: showing them clips and if they were acting, they're amazing actors.
Speaker 1: But they seemed interested in it. And something that I've always, always, always,
Speaker 1: always been obsessed with is basketball. Well, we started talking
Speaker 1: about basketball and the NBA and shit, and uh Inya
Speaker 1: finally admitted that she thinks she.
Speaker 3: Crossing a line because I said this would never be
Speaker 3: public knowledge.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I thought I thought that's what you were saying.
Speaker 3: Like, no, that's why I'm said, Okay, actually we can
Speaker 3: leave this in because I do have to just battle
Speaker 3: with this, like it really is. It's coming from a
Speaker 3: very teenager place.
Speaker 1: Sorry if I literally wasn't supposed to say that.
Speaker 3: No, it's funny, you know what it is at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, Like it's kind of like the
Speaker 3: conversation about the baby banks, Like I want baby banks
Speaker 3: because I don't want straight guys being like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's chill, like I don't remember you.
Speaker 3: I don't want people to be like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna have a stroke thinking about it. If
Speaker 3: I was out in public and a random guy came
Speaker 3: up for a picture and he was like, you see
Speaker 3: the game last.
Speaker 2: Night, I would shoot the.
Speaker 3: Person, like I literally like if I had a gun,
Speaker 3: I'd be like.
Speaker 1: But that's see, that's the TEA is like you you me,
Speaker 1: and you go over to Devin Lee Carlson's house because
Speaker 1: she likes basketball, and we we hang out in these
Speaker 1: uh safe spaces only two.
Speaker 3: But me me when I'm teaching my baby how to
Speaker 3: eat solid foods instead of breastmolke chew.
Speaker 1: Chew, We're gonna start calling me.
Speaker 2: Drouke wait because of Duke University.
Speaker 1: No just drook. Why it's just like it rolls out
Speaker 1: the tongue better than Drew juke droop druk.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll just end up saying Duke because that's like
Speaker 3: a dance.
Speaker 4: No juke, no juke, no ju.
Speaker 2: Can time me U.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we started talking about NBA and then YA
Speaker 1: brought this up and I didn't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Until she told me while the cameras were on.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I Drew doesn't know this information because we
Speaker 3: were trying to decide if it was actually funny or
Speaker 3: I had to tell Josh first because I don't want
Speaker 3: this whole gag that I'm stupid to be a thing, because, bitch,
Speaker 3: I'm not stupid.
Speaker 4: Don't play with me.
Speaker 1: Like you saying this whole gag like you weren't like
Speaker 1: I thought, the one.
Speaker 4: You're heading the rumor that I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: You're heading the movement.
Speaker 3: Well, it's because it's like the room just get out
Speaker 3: of control nowadays. Why is there a rumor that I'm stupid?
Speaker 3: The person who started the rumor? But this is really
Speaker 3: embarrassing to admit. And the reason why like the NBA
Speaker 3: or the reason why sports are so underwhelming to be
Speaker 3: in general, is because I thought so I thought, say
Speaker 3: you wanted to be a basketball player? I in my
Speaker 3: head the reason the Olympics were such a gag is
Speaker 3: because it really.
Speaker 2: Was the royal rumble of the world.
Speaker 1: In my head, I thought that is kind of true.
Speaker 2: No, but listen, it gets deep.
Speaker 3: I thought, and I thought this up until like last
Speaker 3: year or something. I'm not kidding because and that's this
Speaker 3: is why the Luca whole thing confused me so much, because.
Speaker 1: I'm like, she thought it we were talking about Jokic.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, I got all the white guys confused.
Speaker 3: I don't really know, like because the thing is really
Speaker 3: when y'all show me pictures and stuff, I'm like looking.
Speaker 1: But I'm seeing, You're here, You're hearing, but you're not listening.
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm looking from here, but I'm not looking
Speaker 3: from here.
Speaker 2: Like this isn't connected most of the time.
Speaker 3: But I thought I'm trying to, like I feel like
Speaker 3: I explained it perfectly to Josh last night. Essentially, I
Speaker 3: thought that if you wanted to play basketball you're from Texas,
Speaker 3: you had to play basketball in high school, which yeah,
Speaker 3: usually you have to like start from a child because
Speaker 3: like sports are real and crazy like that. So you
Speaker 3: do basketball in high school, then you go to a
Speaker 3: good college in Texas, and then you play college basketball
Speaker 3: and then you just move up to the Mavericks or
Speaker 3: something like.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 5: I thought you had to stay in your team from
Speaker 5: your state, because I was like, well, yes, like duh,
Speaker 5: You're like, why are you ruffing a state that's not yours,
Speaker 5: and I think even as like I thought, like the
Speaker 5: whole switch off thing, like I remember when I do know.
Speaker 3: Lebron was at like, what the Cleveland fucking the.
Speaker 1: Be like Cleve Cleveland Beavers.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, they are not the beavers.
Speaker 1: They are they are Literally I was gonna say.
Speaker 3: No, they're not the beavers, they're like the clovers or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're the.
Speaker 4: Okay, So he was on the Cleveland Beavers.
Speaker 3: And then I remember he got switched to Miami, and
Speaker 3: I thought, I thought that was history in the making.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, he's not from Miami and they're
Speaker 4: letting him play on the Miami.
Speaker 3: It seemed like he must be good, Like wow, he
Speaker 3: must be that good.
Speaker 2: And I still didn't think anything of it.
Speaker 3: So I thought the Olympics was such a gag because
Speaker 3: I thought of it like I thought of it like
Speaker 3: I was in debate. You do debate, and you do
Speaker 3: it like you can get up to the nationals if
Speaker 3: you win like competitions in your area or whatever.
Speaker 4: You get to nationals and then.
Speaker 3: You do countrywide like like state what are they called,
Speaker 3: like state wide like championships, like yeah, like a championship whatever.
Speaker 3: But I basically thought, like states fight against each other
Speaker 3: with like the people they like born and write, Like
Speaker 3: I thought it.
Speaker 4: Was like some medieval time shit.
Speaker 3: So I always like, dude, sports is really weird because like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean, Like I was born in Miami
Speaker 3: and I had to fight for my fucking right to
Speaker 3: be a Miami and like that's what I Oh, But
Speaker 3: that's why I thought it was.
Speaker 4: And then that's why I thought the Olympics were such a.
Speaker 3: Gig because I was like, all the forma, literally, the
Speaker 3: countries are fighting, the girls are fighting.
Speaker 1: Okay. Something else I wanted to bring up is in
Speaker 1: the last episode, I explained that I got scammed by
Speaker 1: my favorite rapper. I got scammed by Edward Skeletrics. But
Speaker 1: it worked out in my favor because I got a
Speaker 1: DM from the company saying, oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry I forgot to send your stuff, and they're sending
Speaker 1: me an extra special Edward Skeletics iPods.
Speaker 4: It's probably gonna have like malware in it to give
Speaker 4: you a virus.
Speaker 1: It's gonna have tracking information, and they're gonna.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, oh you shouldn't. You should not be leaning
Speaker 4: on this.
Speaker 3: It's like this wood is a little damp, and it's
Speaker 3: gonna fuck with your lover.
Speaker 1: I know when I was laying down, I could feel
Speaker 1: it seeping through. But I was like, whatever, I'm committing
Speaker 1: to the bit.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we gotta get in relationship says you gotta
Speaker 3: get you. I mean, actually, I take that back. I
Speaker 3: really don't think my tea is. I don't think anybody
Speaker 3: needs a romantic relationship. But maybe that's coming from somebody
Speaker 3: who's very lucky in that region.
Speaker 1: I don't think I need a romantic I mean because
Speaker 1: I already have a romantic relationship with you, So I think,
Speaker 1: like I think we're just going to end up together forever.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but we just can't have sex anymore.
Speaker 1: I know that's just what marriage does well you.
Speaker 3: But also every time we have every time we hook up,
Speaker 3: I get a UTI or a ease.
Speaker 1: Infection or BB I have a dirty dick, like.
Speaker 4: I know, and I beg you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, sand up for that, dude.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll literally run the sink water to warm and
Speaker 3: I'm like, please, there's hand soap and the sink water
Speaker 3: is warm, just like a little rants and he refuses.
Speaker 1: The tea is is if you think your boyfriend's cheating
Speaker 1: on you smell his penis, and if you smell vagina,
Speaker 1: obviously he's cheating. If you smell hand soap that isn't yours,
Speaker 1: he's cheating and he thought he was being slick.
Speaker 4: I'll be damned before smell a man's dick, I'll be damned.
Speaker 2: I'll be damn.
Speaker 1: It'll be damn, like smelling it like it's a cigar,
Speaker 1: like just you could just spelling.
Speaker 3: Get to see what's up, like if I'm if I'm
Speaker 3: getting that like ludicrous in terms of.
Speaker 2: Thinking I'm being cheated on, I'm cheating.
Speaker 1: You're being cheated. If you think you're being cheated on,
Speaker 1: you you're being cheated on. Like your intuition is your
Speaker 1: intuition's mostly right.
Speaker 3: But we're about to it's Valentine's Day and we're about
Speaker 3: to ruin like eight thousand like ruining relationships. Well, the
Speaker 3: real ty is, and this is going to be like
Speaker 3: the craziest thing I've ever said, but specifically for women.
Speaker 3: I grew up really really really like fearful of being
Speaker 3: cheated on, and I've had so many experiences where like
Speaker 3: a line is crossed and I feel uncomfortable on.
Speaker 2: All these things.
Speaker 3: But the best part about growing up is it will
Speaker 3: not kill me, which is like very brave to say,
Speaker 3: but I feel.
Speaker 4: Like so many young people, especially in this.
Speaker 3: Like unless Di and I age with iPhones, Like so
Speaker 3: many people are in these weird situationships and it's like
Speaker 3: Rain put it perfectly, is like the idea of like
Speaker 3: relationships are so weird because yeah, when you're with that person,
Speaker 3: you feel so confident, everything is awesome, but when they
Speaker 3: gave the confidence is gone, so you're actually not confident.
Speaker 3: You're just like faking it with this random person. And
Speaker 3: I feel like if you find yourself feeling like that,
Speaker 3: and I feel like when you get cheated on, that
Speaker 3: is a huge thing.
Speaker 4: Like people become.
Speaker 3: Really attached to those people because it's like, well, this
Speaker 3: is a source of comfort and confidence and like what
Speaker 3: am I gonna do without it? And you should put
Speaker 3: that time into yourself and the people around you because
Speaker 3: it won't kill you.
Speaker 1: But also like if you get cheated on, it's your fault.
Speaker 1: I'll say that much. Right, you weren't putting out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not putting out. You're not cooking the meals, right, Like.
Speaker 4: You're washing the dishes doing the laundry.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And that goes for men too, period. No, I
Speaker 1: really do live in the fact that a woman cheating
Speaker 1: is okay, what did he do? Did he do well?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I feel like it just takes more to get
Speaker 4: pushed there.
Speaker 3: I don't even know why I brought that up, but
Speaker 3: I was just thinking about, like, I feel like Valentine's
Speaker 3: Day is, for some reason, specifically for young people, the
Speaker 3: day a lot of people find out like, oh.
Speaker 1: Okay, this isn't it. I think I think something else.
Speaker 3: Is happening here, but that ship this am bro. Every
Speaker 3: day is Valentine's Day if you spread love to the
Speaker 3: right corners bach.
Speaker 2: Me and my boy toy. This is my boy toy.
Speaker 1: Wait, I see my girl trade? Wait? I saw something.
Speaker 3: I saw something that was like a guy, I am
Speaker 3: your girl trade? But can girls be trade? The problem
Speaker 3: is you say trade so much that I started to
Speaker 3: say trade and I sound like one of those bitches
Speaker 3: who was like, that's trade, and it's like, bitch, you
Speaker 3: don't know what trade means, but it's like we do
Speaker 3: it with every word.
Speaker 1: I just girls aren't trade, but I just think it's
Speaker 1: funny to call girls.
Speaker 2: That's what people thought until they met me. Yeah, girl, trade,
Speaker 2: Like to me, this log is trade. I'm humping this
Speaker 2: log like this log like.
Speaker 1: This one is like specifically specifically like the layer of
Speaker 1: moss on it is like very hyper sexual.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a clean cut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's she's she cleaned up.
Speaker 2: For you, she got ready for me. Bro.
Speaker 4: I wish you had a house in the woods.
Speaker 3: But I will say I don't know if I could
Speaker 3: actually survive that socially. But I feel like I've become
Speaker 3: a hermit more like you the past.
Speaker 2: Year or something.
Speaker 1: I've like infected you with like my my hermit mentality.
Speaker 1: But like it's not as bad as you think it
Speaker 1: is though, Like being a hermit. Yeah, I think like
Speaker 1: everybody just needs like their year of rest and relaxation
Speaker 1: and whatnot. Because well, I.
Speaker 3: Feel like the poem is, I get like a bit
Speaker 3: cabin fevery, and I feel like that's I used to be. Like, Damn,
Speaker 3: why does Drew get so hyper at the end of
Speaker 3: the day when I come home.
Speaker 4: It's because you have fucking cabin fee, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because you've been inside all day and I've been outside
Speaker 3: exploring the world and having fun.
Speaker 2: And I come back and just just like those your days.
Speaker 1: I used to like leave the house for the first
Speaker 1: time in three days and like be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I feel so good, Like why do I feel Why
Speaker 1: do I feel so good right now? And it's because
Speaker 1: I ate a meal before midnight and I left the fucking.
Speaker 4: House and you spoke to humans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like I interacted with humans.
Speaker 2: I guess you could live.
Speaker 3: In the woods though, and still get interactions, just like
Speaker 3: on a smaller scale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like more meaningful connections because like the
Speaker 1: the uh worker at the what's that safe way that
Speaker 1: we went to was like so like that was such
Speaker 1: a cute conversation to have, really sweet Get up in there.
Speaker 4: I'm scared of the webs. Do you have your phone
Speaker 4: to shine a light to make sure I don't get bugs.
Speaker 1: In my hair? I think you need to go in there. Wait,
Speaker 1: it's kind of scary. There might be like spiders everywhere.
Speaker 2: I need to back my ass up in there.
Speaker 1: Bats, maybe bats, rabies because can rabies kill you? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like the most deadly thing ever.
Speaker 2: Like you, we've not gotten that shit figured out, bro, Like.
Speaker 1: That's the thing is people not a lot of people
Speaker 1: get it, but like people are like like they get
Speaker 1: rabies and they fucking like get allergic to water, Like
Speaker 1: you try to give them a cup of water and
Speaker 1: they like freak out, like they hear running water sounds
Speaker 1: and they start hissing. Like it's really crazy and we really.
Speaker 3: Haven't gotten very hard because what do you mean you
Speaker 3: start hissing out water?
Speaker 1: Bro? Literally, but I want to live in the woods
Speaker 1: really badly, because, like I was saying, the Safeway guy,
Speaker 1: I thought was like such a wholesome conversation and it
Speaker 1: was just him like to another he was like probably
Speaker 1: like fifty five, and then this like person was checking out,
Speaker 1: who was an actual asshole dickhead that I was like
Speaker 1: genuinely upset by his energy. They were talking about the
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar halftime show, and hearing their perspectives like as
Speaker 1: like middle aged white men like was so interesting to
Speaker 1: me because it was like, oh, like literally these this
Speaker 1: is like the average Americans like reaction to this, and
Speaker 1: like the dude checking everybody out was like, dude, I
Speaker 1: thought it was awesome. And like once you learn like
Speaker 1: the history and the lore about like like what's going on,
Speaker 1: and it becomes significant and it becomes fun like da
Speaker 1: da da da da da da da da. And I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, see, this guy is like just
Speaker 1: wants to have like a cute conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we just talk? Can we just can we
Speaker 3: just talk?
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar performed at the Super Bowl and it was
Speaker 1: a very major moment, enjoyable, fun, but what it really
Speaker 1: made me think about and what it really dredged up
Speaker 1: for me was, y'all, remember that girl that says.
Speaker 2: My leastro just went viral.
Speaker 1: That like meme will insert it here. Well she I
Speaker 1: think we're gonna cross. Oh it's just a it's just
Speaker 1: a wire. Well she uh. Like before that video like
Speaker 1: went super super super viral everywhere, I had like found
Speaker 1: it like not to be that guy, but like and
Speaker 1: you can attest like that was like a very major
Speaker 1: moment in my life, was that specific video. And so
Speaker 1: I messaged her on my Instagram and we were dming
Speaker 1: because she had followed me, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like I love your video. I think you're
Speaker 1: so good at singing, Like, do you want to make
Speaker 1: a song together? Because I was making a lot of
Speaker 1: joke music at the time, And while she messaged me
Speaker 1: back and was like, yes, let's let's collaborate on a song.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, yes, let's do it. So
Speaker 1: I messaged her and was like, okay, well, I'm going
Speaker 1: to like find the beat and then I'm going to
Speaker 1: send you the beat with my verse on it, and
Speaker 1: then you can just do whatever you want, like freestyle,
Speaker 1: but like specifically sing in that style because it's awesome.
Speaker 1: We're going to make magic well like wedm back and forth.
Speaker 1: And then like a couple of days go by and
Speaker 1: I like hadn't had the beat yet. So I messaged
Speaker 1: her and I was like, hey, I'll have like the
Speaker 1: beat and stuff ready tomorrow, like if you're ready to
Speaker 1: lay a verse down. And then she didn't respond to
Speaker 1: me for two days, and I was like, damn it.
Speaker 1: I like fumbled, like I should have just like messaged
Speaker 1: her like quickly ready. I should have had it all
Speaker 1: ready to go before I message her. Well, then she
Speaker 1: messaged me back, or I messaged her saying hey, what's up,
Speaker 1: like you're ready, and then she messaged me back saying, well,
Speaker 1: actually I have a manager now. Off of that one video,
Speaker 1: she got a manager and she said they they were
Speaker 1: worth thinking that I should be paid twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: for this verse on your song, and I was like
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars for a verse from like someone with
Speaker 1: a meme.
Speaker 3: Like it's like having a bad team around you will
Speaker 3: really have you putting in all your chips to cash
Speaker 3: out early when you.
Speaker 2: Could have just been chill. It could have been for
Speaker 2: the love of the game. What happened to the love.
Speaker 3: Of the game.
Speaker 1: You need to love the game more, like for real.
Speaker 3: Think, Okay, if y'all actually gave a fuck, you would
Speaker 3: treat your life like squid Game.
Speaker 4: Where's the love for that game?
Speaker 1: For the love of the squid game?
Speaker 4: Fuck, josh You're not gonna fit on this bridge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joshua too wide?
Speaker 2: Should Oh?
Speaker 1: Actually, josh I really am not comfortable.
Speaker 2: With you morning. At the same time, Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: You're too big. Oh, he's working on you.
Speaker 2: Know what I want to do at one point in
Speaker 2: my life. You know that you can.
Speaker 3: Like work at a national park and live there for
Speaker 3: the summer to be on Wildfirewatch.
Speaker 1: Win did really Yeah that not Quinn Blackwell. But there's
Speaker 1: like this TikToker guy. He like worked at a national
Speaker 1: park like for a year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen girls who do like firewatch, Like you
Speaker 3: go up and you get dropped in the mountains. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we should go do firewatch. I would love to do
Speaker 3: that this summer actually, especially after all the fires here,
Speaker 3: Like it'd feel nice to contribute in that way, if
Speaker 3: that makes sense, because I stay up all fucking night anyway,
Speaker 3: So imagine I just got to be in a fucking
Speaker 3: cabin on the top of a mountain looking out for fires.
Speaker 4: But also I would be smoking meat up there and
Speaker 4: one and start, I'm gonna start fire and two terrified.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd literally start the fires yourself. Yeah. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: actually recording an episode right now. Do you want to
Speaker 1: be in it?
Speaker 4: My friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in it.
Speaker 6: Question, have you guy seen any banana slugs?
Speaker 1: Like I know, but I did not know they were
Speaker 1: out here, And I will be looking.
Speaker 6: Because no, I went all the way to the falls.
Speaker 1: Oh can you go through here?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's you can't go around, which is the shitty
Speaker 6: part because it'd be a lot easier, so we have
Speaker 6: to go through it and then back. But the falls
Speaker 6: is cool, and I'm like looking for banana slugs and
Speaker 6: I feel like a video game character because I keep
Speaker 6: stopping and asking someone and they give they give me
Speaker 6: a little hints.
Speaker 3: When you get to two idiots you know nothing, you're.
Speaker 6: Like hitting a You're like, okay enough, but they sound
Speaker 6: something about buzzy roosts, which is why I'm like beelining there.
Speaker 6: But then I was like looking at you guys, I
Speaker 6: was like, you guys look.
Speaker 2: A lot like Drew.
Speaker 1: Very strange to see us in the woods.
Speaker 2: I know, but it was so cool.
Speaker 3: Tracy Tracy Adrian next to each The whole idea of
Speaker 3: getting older and getting dad serious is so played out
Speaker 3: to me. And that's why everybody has this crippling obsession
Speaker 3: and fear of aging, because everyone feels like they have
Speaker 3: to rush into this character. And I don't think it's
Speaker 3: that fucking serious. I don't think anybody needs to know
Speaker 3: how deep my brain goes other than.
Speaker 1: My real ast fuck like poop jokes for the rest
Speaker 1: of my exactly.
Speaker 3: It's not millennial also, like not even that, But I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just not that deep.
Speaker 1: Why have I never seen a five to two man
Speaker 1: in real life? I've literally I've seen shorter and I've
Speaker 1: seen slightly taller, but I've never seen like a five
Speaker 1: to two man, just like walk past me. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's pretty rare. Yeah, but like a
Speaker 4: man not short.
Speaker 1: I see like four two girls all the time, but
Speaker 1: I never see five two men.
Speaker 4: There has to be I mean all of them are wearing.
Speaker 1: Oh oh true, true true. They also all wear like
Speaker 1: boosters on their feet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all Do you know what it is? Every
Speaker 4: motherfucker wh's still wearing Chelsea boo? I know it's just
Speaker 4: because Ugli's.
Speaker 2: Because you're talking.
Speaker 1: The Chelsea boot era, like can we please can it
Speaker 1: be chopped?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Can we can we give it the boot? Can we
Speaker 1: give it the Chelsea boot? And that's on Pharaoh couples
Speaker 1: and uh couples in theme parks when they're waiting, you're
Speaker 1: always doing that ship like like I love you, I.
Speaker 2: Love you, may they I love you so much.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we're here in the theme park right now?
Speaker 1: Did I literally care in the Nature's Reserve right now?
Speaker 4: I wish we were at Disney in line for a
Speaker 4: ride like this.
Speaker 3: Bro, this is crazy that for me, this genuinely doesn't
Speaker 3: feel that crazy.
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't feel normal. Oh.
Speaker 3: I mean, now these people coming by are really going
Speaker 3: to think we're a couple, Like we for real look
Speaker 3: like a couple.
Speaker 1: I mean, every single person that sees us things were
Speaker 1: a couple because we basically are Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: literally look like fucking like we were perving out, like
Speaker 1: when I walked past when I walk past people doing
Speaker 1: the same thing, like, I'm like, oh my god, they
Speaker 1: were about the fuck. And then when they walk past us,
Speaker 1: they're gonna walk far enough away to be like, bro,
Speaker 1: they were about to fuck. We interrupted them having yeah,
Speaker 1: and now he looks super siss.
Speaker 3: What do we say to them and be like, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: How are y'all?
Speaker 2: Do you see any of them?
Speaker 1: I was a Gracy Abrams City. That's fearce the dad
Speaker 1: really did not fuck with our energy.
Speaker 4: Well, they thought we were gonna fuck.
Speaker 1: I mean we are tonight after I proposed.
Speaker 3: Loki Maden or because the thing is, I will always
Speaker 3: see couples being like that in public, but I won't
Speaker 3: actually give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't matter, Like, as long as.
Speaker 4: I don't see your fucking junk or your lips.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't give I'd prefer to see their junker lips.
Speaker 3: Personally, I think campbell To's need to come in great,
Speaker 3: very major way challenge. We need camel, we need gray
Speaker 3: gray leggings challenge.
Speaker 1: We need moose knuckle challenge. Oh and the moose knuckles
Speaker 1: for a guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a girls is a camel too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hate that.
Speaker 4: I want to drink this water so bad.
Speaker 3: It feels like a very fucked up and sick joke that.
Speaker 4: God would put this water on this earth and I
Speaker 4: can't just drink.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could probably drink it, but it's just
Speaker 1: like you're risking getting a brain eating a me.
Speaker 4: Buta they just want to fear mongrels.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to drink the free water,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like I genuinely like, obviously, don't go drinking random water, please,
Speaker 3: Like I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's like the raw milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the raw milk theory.
Speaker 4: Don't drink raw milk, don't drink random water.
Speaker 3: But deep, deep down in my soul, in my caveman's soul,
Speaker 3: my body tells me that this water is fine.
Speaker 1: I know, I agree, my.
Speaker 3: God, it's telling me I could take a few SIPs.
Speaker 4: And I'd live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you definitely could. Yeah, But it's like giving,
Speaker 1: like is it worth the risks? Like we have clean water,
Speaker 1: but like why do we have to pay for water? Water?
Speaker 1: Why do we have to pay for water? Tampons? Why
Speaker 1: do I have to pay for pussy? Like? Yes, like
Speaker 1: I've like I'm tired of like having to pay for it,
Speaker 1: like it should just be free.
Speaker 3: I mean, but then like how like how would we
Speaker 3: even make our situation work if you weren't paying me anymore?
Speaker 1: Though? I mean if I was married to you a change,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You still have to pay me.
Speaker 4: I would marry if you paid me.
Speaker 2: Would you pay me to marry me? Or you just
Speaker 2: expect to get it?
Speaker 1: I expect to get it.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. What is it? Hey?
Speaker 1: My name is Nicholas and so ridiculous. Hey my name
Speaker 1: is Nicholas and this is ridiculous. Got mag gummy money
Speaker 1: and it is deliciousness?
Speaker 2: Where is that from?
Speaker 1: It's like the first vine ever?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my hand is also freezing?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, that literally is us? But Bill Clinton literally
Speaker 1: didn't he shoot his friend in the face with a gun?
Speaker 2: Wait? Did he really?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 3: Bro. All those freaky ass motherfuckers have done some weird shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was like the first vine ever made.
Speaker 1: Not actually, but.
Speaker 3: Oh was it that guy who ended up making like
Speaker 3: good or Nice Girls finished?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no no, same same genre of white guy though, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had like long hair, grown out, grown out
Speaker 1: beard era. Oh I know, I know he would like
Speaker 1: open the app and like log in for the first time.
Speaker 3: Don't let go like gold my Can anybody want to
Speaker 3: see a picture of the hot dog I had last night?
Speaker 2: It's pretty perfect. I mean the photo.
Speaker 4: We won't talk about the photo, but it's the contents.
Speaker 2: Of the photo that matter.
Speaker 4: Jen Moji can't even make it a much.
Speaker 1: And yeah, got gourmet hot dogs like two dollars hot
Speaker 1: dog buns and then uh spicy mustard and shitty ketchup
Speaker 1: or heinz ketchup. It was good though, Oh I was
Speaker 1: getting there. It was really delicious, but the duality between
Speaker 1: all the complex flavors was very interesting. And I just
Speaker 1: want a wiener like I don't want like a like
Speaker 1: an all beef hot dog. I want like lips and
Speaker 1: assholes like from the pig or like the ear cartilage
Speaker 1: in my hot dog. I want that from like you,
Speaker 1: my lips and asshole.
Speaker 2: You don't want to go today.
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about it getting dark.
Speaker 2: Like you're scared of the dark.
Speaker 1: No, I just like in Hawaii.
Speaker 2: You're scared of the dog.
Speaker 1: I'm not scared. I'm not scared of the dark.
Speaker 2: I can go scared of the dark.
Speaker 3: When I say I won't be horsing around me the
Speaker 3: first day of the dark. I can't do a good
Speaker 3: horse that was awful. Should be race, should be all race?
Speaker 3: Should I run?
Speaker 4: I can't run on camera. That's fuck up.
Speaker 1: Running on camera is like look at her?
Speaker 2: What's up? Guys?
Speaker 1: My name is yeah.
Speaker 4: I just bought what is this about again?
Speaker 3: Like one hundred thousand acres of land?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry.
Speaker 3: Who knew the podcasting game would get me a national forest? Guys,
Speaker 3: thank you for supporting. Owning this land means a lot
Speaker 3: to me. I'm gonna knock all this down.
Speaker 1: She's fun pat and I'm gonna make she's cute.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make a Walmart.
Speaker 4: She's Walmart here, I'll do a Walmart.
Speaker 3: I'll do a tesco for my British folk. Oi Oi, huzza,
Speaker 3: thank you for coming.
Speaker 1: She's funny.
Speaker 4: I don't know why do I keep saying huzzaw, Like.
Speaker 1: No, you're supposed to say, but doin but.
Speaker 2: Not going huzza.
Speaker 1: And that's what on what I put that on Pharaoh's
Speaker 1: family pyramid. Yep, huzza. I put that on Pharaoh's family pyramid.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, huzza should come at the end I
Speaker 3: put and I put that on the paras family pyramid.
Speaker 1: It has to say, and I'm pid, did.
Speaker 4: You ever have to do?
Speaker 3: Peete? I think I've talked about this before, pet like
Speaker 3: physical tour off.
Speaker 1: I fuck off, Thank you so much for doing that.
Speaker 1: That literally hurts everything to me. You're thinking the tree.
Speaker 4: H Okay, I'll no, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to stop.
Speaker 3: Get it out again, hit him, seize him, guards.
Speaker 1: Not the challengers hurt really season, We're back where we started, y'all.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, actually do that, but get on here and
Speaker 3: walk and we'll do that down here like lawnmower. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: is this a good workout or am I gonna hurt
Speaker 3: my back?
Speaker 1: It's probably a good workout for your shoulders. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get nice and broad shoulders. Okay, go go, wait, keep going,
Speaker 1: I'm going. You're not going now?
Speaker 2: How cool? Does that look on camera?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: That looks sick, Josh, I hold it, you hold me,
Speaker 1: Let's start Vogue.
Speaker 2: Shoot.
Speaker 1: Okay, we love you, we love everything you do. Happy
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: Happy Valentine, Happy, Happy Valentine's Happy Dallentine Day.
Speaker 4: Do you know the song Happy Valentine's Day? It's outcast guy, Seriously,
Speaker 4: we're forgetting.
Speaker 1: The greats Uh wait, what is my media? I've been
Speaker 1: listening to a song on.
Speaker 4: Repeat, probably the fucking Challenger.
Speaker 1: Shit, right, I only listen like a really yeah, I
Speaker 1: only listen to Social Network soundtra Oh Bitch the Fame
Speaker 1: by Gaga. Oh yeah, that's what I was blasting. And
Speaker 1: I'll say boys, Boys, Boys, Paper Gangster specifically Gangst Like
Speaker 1: was I not blasting that shit? Then we were listening
Speaker 1: to Abercadabra on full blast because that's a banger like
Speaker 1: old Gaga's back. Oh also Addison Ray she is. I
Speaker 1: mean I say it every episode, but like, just prepare
Speaker 1: for ar one, like it's gonna it's gonna shift things.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be groundbreaking. Some of you aren't gonna understand
Speaker 1: it at first, and that's okay, but once it hits
Speaker 1: the mainstream and it's on the radio because it will
Speaker 1: be getting radio play. Oh yeah, you won't hear the
Speaker 1: end of it. And she's going to take over and
Speaker 1: win Best New Artists at the Grammys in twenty twenty six,
Speaker 1: calling it now.
Speaker 2: Like the thing is.
Speaker 3: I agree, but she's not gonna let you hit, so
Speaker 3: you can like, actually stop.
Speaker 1: Not everything is about me hitting. I mean it is exactly,
Speaker 1: but got your right handed got bir okay, drew syop
Speaker 1: corner in the woods. Somebody asked me what to do
Speaker 1: with leftover bacon? I have never heard of that kind
Speaker 1: of bacon. Isn't new?
Speaker 3: Also, why is that the best you've ever enunciated any
Speaker 3: siop corner.
Speaker 2: On the planet.
Speaker 1: I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting.
Speaker 1: I would not recommend it. I wish my Kuchi had
Speaker 1: alopecia because I'm tired of saving fuck. I wish my
Speaker 1: Kuchi had alopecia because I'm tired of shaving. Big Wanda
Speaker 1: Isabelle the Great sent in potentially the best user submitted
Speaker 1: syop of all time.
Speaker 2: Hey about her name?
Speaker 1: Bro just came in three point one four seconds. I
Speaker 1: call that a cream pie cream pie three point.
Speaker 3: On.
Speaker 1: It Isabelle the Great You cooked. Bitches always tell me
Speaker 1: I'm too chronically online and I need to touch grass,
Speaker 1: as if my hand isn't already on my bush right.
Speaker 4: Now, as if I'm not twirling my pubes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we really need to bring back like public twirling
Speaker 1: of pubes era. That was from Eduardo.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna like go to cosmatology school to
Speaker 3: become an esthetician and I'm gonna start a laser or
Speaker 3: a waxing company. But I won't be I'll never remove
Speaker 3: a bush. I'll just do kind of like lineups and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh like a fade, Yeah, a Cucci fade one time,
Speaker 1: A load taper Coucie fade is still massive.
Speaker 3: When I was like eighteen nineteen, I was at Target
Speaker 3: with my friend Cyrus, or maybe like I hung out
Speaker 3: with Cyrus after, but I went and I got that
Speaker 3: like razor, like a Cuccie raiser, like a Zass raiser,
Speaker 3: because I was genuinely committed to doing designs in my bush,
Speaker 3: because I.
Speaker 4: Was so forward, and I tried, and it's like.
Speaker 1: Way harder than you would did you ever do a heart?
Speaker 4: I tried and it looked like an arrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pointing down to the party.
Speaker 1: Yikes, dude, what scared me with my own echo? I
Speaker 1: know we're like in this beautiful park, disturbing the peace.
Speaker 1: I imagine I literally just jumped off and dived and
Speaker 1: killed myself. Like what would y'all do? Like the big finale,
Speaker 1: I'd honestly.
Speaker 4: Smoke the joint in my pocket and then go home.
Speaker 4: I woul't even give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Like no, I mean, yeah, if you killed yourself in
Speaker 3: front of me, I would kill myself next. And then
Speaker 3: Josh want to kill himself.
Speaker 2: He would use the footage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would logan the sun Dance, but no, he
Speaker 1: would logan Paula's is what he would do. He would
Speaker 1: he would take our ideas and claim them like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like this whole idea from the beginning that
Speaker 1: I had orchestrated. They said they wanted to kill themselves
Speaker 1: in this very big, beautiful, fashioned way, and they me
Speaker 1: to document their last moments together.
Speaker 3: And then that's what is John Paul and Logan Pork doing?
Speaker 3: Now are they still fighting?
Speaker 1: John Paul and Logan Pork brother wrestlers? Now, thanks guys
Speaker 1: for tuning in peace and love. Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: I hope if you didn't have a romantic day, you
Speaker 3: had a platonically gorgeous day with your friends. And remember
Speaker 3: that little sweet sentiments aren't just for Valentine's Day and
Speaker 3: aren't just for romantic partners.
Speaker 4: You should give it to everyone you.
Speaker 3: Love, because who knows, they could die tomorrow and you
Speaker 3: will regret forever not doing that nice thing you thought
Speaker 3: of doing. And that is the real source of all
Speaker 3: of my kindness to my friends is I am constantly
Speaker 3: terrified that they will die if I don't say I
Speaker 3: love that.
Speaker 1: I mean I do. I do think I'm gonna die
Speaker 1: this year. Your hair is so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It feels really pretty. I think I'm gonna die this year. Y'all.
Speaker 3: Can you turn around and pull down your pants and
Speaker 3: shut up? I know, damn while you're not pulling your
Speaker 3: butt crack out.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was going, you said, thanks for watching and
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