WEBVTT - happy valin times day 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.439 Well, welcome to this episode of Emergency or come. I 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.239 feel like should eplain ourselves a little bit because it 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:22.800 kind of just like jumped in now. But we're in 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:27.400 big sir. It's Valentine's Day when this episode comes out, 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:29.800 and we're just doing a cute little walk through the woods. 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:32.160 Aha, motherfucker. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.880 What Oh I just slapped myself in the fucking eyeballs 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:41.200 with this goddamn alpha ba broom. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:43.800 Oh my god, what do you think Travis Kelsey's doing 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:44.199 right now? 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.600 Did you see he had to leave in that stupid 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:47.200 ass suit. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.880 Yeah, he probably fully expected to win and then he 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:52.839 had like a glittery blouse on. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:54.280 Bruh. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:57.600 In a situation like that, you stand Tanto's down and 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.120 you leave that stadium. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.040 Like, I don't eve think you a fuck like you. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:02.840 Have to, Like he should have just gone back there, 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.959 done a line of Coker, gotten blackout trunk within five 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.679 seconds and then walked out like I can fog bro 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.000 like bro Yeah. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:11.920 Like I feel like, for the first time ever, I 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.520 don't feel bad for the losing teams in the Super Bowl. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:16.000 There are a bunch of clowns. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.200 Last year, we were like, I feel so bad for 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.319 them and this year. I'm like, good bro, good riddance, 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:21.720 because didn't they win last year. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.759 Yeah, they've won like five years in a row. 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:26.160 Get over yourself, bro. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:30.280 No literally, Also, I feel like winning that much low key, 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:31.960 then what are you even trying for? 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.240 But maybe people just get addicted to being on top. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.920 I think that's literally what it is. And also like 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:40.920 they were expected to win and they literally just played 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:44.160 like the worst game as a team they've ever played 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:45.319 in franchise history. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.280 Wait on the day, it was like not only like 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.440 a loss, but it was a bad game. 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.680 Yeah it was. It was boring. I didn't watch it, 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:52.440 but from what I've heard, it was boring. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:54.360 Well, you can't pay me to watch football. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:54.760 No. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.520 Literally, Actually, haven't you been to a football game in 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:58.800 more recent history? 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:03.520 Yeah, I've been to two, or yeah i've been to 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:07.480 one with Oriyan. I went to the La Chargers game 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.200 and took an edible for the first time and like, 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:18.639 oh yeah, five years and got really scared and thought 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.079 about jumping over the balcony and it just was replaying 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.400 in my head over and over and over again. And 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.480 then I thought that everybody knew I was high and 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.160 that like I was gonna get thrown out of the stadium, 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.840 and I was going to make Orion look bad, and 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.520 I just kept panicking and I took like a corner 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.519 of like a five milligram edible. It was like maybe 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:40.639 point two five of weed. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.560 We should just like drug you against your knowledge and 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:48.359 give you like one of those edible like drink mixtures. 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.640 Do you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, we should 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:51.079 just give you. 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.960 One of those and tell you that it's a fun 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.000 like drink and see if it's placebo, if you actually 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:57.160 are going to lose your mind. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.880 Yeah, try that on me one day. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.119 Like I imagine I broke you though, like I would 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:02.760 kill myself. 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:04.320 I know I was gonna say. I feel like I 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:08.000 had to know immediately, like once I started feeling it 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:09.840 that it was weed, and then I would be like, 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:11.760 oh my god, my friends drug me and they're trying 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:12.399 to kill. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:19.040 Me, or like it would be what did I say 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.160 yesterday when I was eating snacks, when I was like, oh, 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:24.400 it probably won't hurt my stomach, but I'll sit around 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.520 for the next three hours and think about if. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.200 My stomach hurts. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.040 If my stomach hurt it, I feel. 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.320 Like at this point that's you when you try to 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:32.040 get high, it's like you get high. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:33.320 You're like, am I gonna be scared? 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:33.640 Like? 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:34.400 Am I scared? 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:39.640 Literally? Literally? But like I don't understand weed because everyone's like, yeah, 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.280 there's like thirty minutes of me like thinking I'm gonna die, 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:45.680 and I'm like, how is that even relatively fun for anybody? 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.200 I Yeah, these trees are so beautiful. 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.560 I don't think they're real. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.119 They're so pretty. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:56.800 They were literally made to climb up like we are not. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.360 It's like it's like the call of the void too 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.720 in a way, like we lived in trees when we 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:07.880 were like apes or monkeys, and like we swung around them, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.280 and I just want to be up there. Yeah. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:13.280 I mean it's also like Hunger Games. Like I feel 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.240 like in Hunger Games, Peter would have been up the stair. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.440 He would have been blending and he would have made 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:20.560 himself a stick. He would have turned himself into a 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:21.679 stick with like mud. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:23.320 No, he'd literally be where we are. 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:27.440 But like, wait, that clip, like when it happened in 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:30.320 the movie, Like I was gagged because I was like, 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.080 oh my god, he like really was able to do that, 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:36.279 Like what the hell with? Just like river rocks, like 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:39.359 what okay? And then and then like as an adult, 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.960 I see it now and I'm like, it crosses my 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.520 suspension of disbelieving the craziest way, and I'm like, are 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:45.520 you fucking kidding me? 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:52.239 Well, no, the tea is peta, Peta, peta. Peter should 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:56.920 have been the first cover boy, Like, literally, you work. 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.200 He beat that fucking mug in the woods. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.479 He had full drag makeup on. He deserves to be 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:07.720 crowned Rubel. Yeah, crown him, crown him, crowned Pete up. 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.320 Whoa. I mean, he's had an awesome also discography like 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.279 going from Hunger Games to five dis at Friday's. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:17.240 To me trauma. 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:19.240 Drew was supposed to be in the movie. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.440 I was supposed to be in the movie. Well, I 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.600 have the rumors going around that Euphorias Season three is 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.960 for me. I made it. I'm in it. 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:31.359 I thought you said it's for you. I did, but 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:32.359 it's about you. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:37.080 Yeah, Well, don't tell the people that, but I'm I 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:38.520 think I'm in it. 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:38.680 You. 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.800 Also, the way my story looks, you're in it. I 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.760 can't even say. But the way the story looked is 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:48.120 it was like who started the rumor? I'm in Euphorias 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.159 season three, And then the next photo I posted on 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:53.080 my story looked like me on set, like trying out 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:54.599 outfits for the show. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.400 Think about that in you like behind a trailer. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.720 Yeah, it looks like I'm like on the law filming 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:05.760 a lot. Right. Well, it's Valentine's Day. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.040 And you didn't give me a gift. Where's my gift? 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:13.479 I feel like we should just talk about love for 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:14.080 a moment. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:19.240 That's my gift for Valentine's Day. Yeah, I'm done eating 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:19.920 your coucie. 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.680 Can we please go to dinner for I'm hungry. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:27.479 I want real food that's not but it is not food. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.320 Love bruh. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.200 Well, I have trade in my DMS right now that 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.120 I'm scared to respond to. I know. 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:38.520 I just wish you had it in me. 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:39.880 I mean because up. 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:43.400 Until we actually I wouldn't say I'm scared to respond to. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:47.599 It's just I'm scared of it becoming something. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:49.040 Is it? 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:51.880 Like is it because like you're fearing the end already 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.240 or like it just sounds too overwhelming to have to 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.840 deal with, just way too overwhelming to have to deal 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:58.599 with somebody else's Like Yeah, Also, I've. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:01.679 Like never really been in like a super serious relationships. 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.960 So like the idea of starting now really greens me 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.599 the fuck out because I'm like, what, like I've lived 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:14.560 like all my adult life like essentially alone, and now 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.000 I have to like figure out how to be in 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.240 a fucking relationship. Like hell no, that's too much. So 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.320 I'm just like, gir I got my friends, Like I 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:22.840 don't need all that shit. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:25.320 Okay, So, like you know how this year is the 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:26.400 year of reframing. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:27.120 Mm hmm. 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:31.240 Let's reframe that and think about the monologue from Call 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:33.280 Me by Your Name, which is, like, I'm not trying 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.440 to say anything about you, but it's just like the 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.640 best monologue about. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:37.560 Relationships I've ever heard. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.840 The dad at the end, yeah, when he's talking about 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.680 like you go through all these relationships and you lose 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.920 a part of yourself, You lose that fire to give 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.280 your all to somebody because you realize how much work 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:46.520 it takes. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:47.320 Blah blah blah blah. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.800 I would argue that you are maybe the perfect contender 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:57.040 for a relationship because you've had to do all your communication. 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:59.400 Schools with your friends, Like we have hard conversations. 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.800 I think about I think about that all the time 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:05.080 that I got to like watch all my friends go 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.040 through their relationships and like make mistakes and like say 0:08:09.080 --> 0:08:12.800 things they weren't supposed to love like deeply and love correctly. 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:15.800 And I got to like learn how to like be 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.960 in a relationship like vicariously through like all my friends. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:22.400 And I'm like in that aspect, I'm lucky and like 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.320 you were saying, like we've already had like so many 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:30.320 hard conversations like about just life and shit, and I 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:33.679 know how to like like because when you first met me, bitch, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:38.559 I was an emotionally inept like like I was a neanderthal, 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.520 Like I really had like the emotion I mean I 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.480 had emotions. Actually, I don't even know if I had emotions. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.040 Both low key sociopathics. 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.280 No, I think you've always been emotionally intelligent, but like 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:52.200 it's like more than anything. 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.960 Also, like you just split me open. You cracked me open, 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:56.120 You cracked that. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.000 Shit advent you over and dug around. 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:03.960 Yeah, she's digging in me from my emotion my emotions. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.439 No, but I was gonna say, I feel like when 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:12.480 I'm at you guys, I was still pretty emotionally and 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:13.840 that's in terms of communication. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.520 No, you weren't I mean like you were light years 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.520 ahead of everyone. That's like one thing about you is 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:24.800 you've always been like like I feel like a leader 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:28.120 in that sense in our like friend group, like like 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.600 in that Brockhampton video in the beginning, when I was like, 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.560 you taught like me how to love platonically. I genuinely 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.720 believe that, like I genuinely do mean that well and 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:41.439 still to this day. Well, and you taught fucking Josiah 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:47.559 o'riyan Josh lucas Christian like you taught us all how 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:49.600 to like love each other as friends. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.400 Well that means a lot, so thank you. 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:57.880 But the realty of that is you. You're not gonna 0:09:57.920 --> 0:09:59.600 hit bro. You can say all that shit, I'm not 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:05.400 letting you. I call couch. I call couch. 0:10:06.400 --> 0:10:07.640 That damn couch so bad. 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:10.559 No, I want to dig in my friend tonight. Let 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:11.160 me dig in. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:15.080 I just want to dig around instead of saying I 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.760 want to dig inside of you. But the reality of 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.800 that is I do think I've always had like an 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:25.120 intense capacity for love. But until I met you, guys, 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.920 you guys have made my habits in terms of what 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:30.400 I define. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:34.520 As love and what I think I deserved. 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.880 You guys have fully switched that. 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:39.360 Because I feel like when I first met you, guys, 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.599 I was like super shut off in terms of friendship connections. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.600 I've always been very emotionally vulnerable in terms of like 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.560 the romantic sense, which I think is also like why 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.120 growing up I had a problem where I had a 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.840 crush on everyone I knew because I knew I could 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:55.679 like love people very deeply. But I have and still 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.560 have a hard time separating the two, especially when like 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:02.400 I only have sexy friends, so it is really hard. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.360 Like it literally, like especially when I was. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:08.200 Growing up, Like really just talking about me here right now, 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:14.040 I mean, you're my one and only. Wait the way 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:15.800 we literally are each other. I know. 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:17.360 I was thinking about that in the bathroom this one 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.080 because I was like, damn, I kind of want a family, 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:22.160 but I just don't think I want a family romantically. 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:24.280 But I wish humans were more simple because in my 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.360 in my dream world, I would have a kid with 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.360 you or Ryan. But then I'm like, damn, that's still 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:29.719 a kid that you have to split with somebody. But 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.240 I would rather split a kid with one of you. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.040 But because we know how to share, Like yeah, that's 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.120 the thing. Is like we know how to like we 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.000 live like fifty to fifty and like there are things 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.920 the man that's just going to go into, like miss Andrey. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.559 But like I was gonna say, like a man should 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:49.840 we whatever, No, a man should be actually useful, literally 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:51.120 like be Yeah, I. 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:52.800 Don't even think that's with Sandry anymore. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:53.200 It's like this. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.440 I feel like, literally men have never been fucking usage. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.640 What I'm referencing is the marriage story Mine. What's her 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.000 nuts did in the office? Like do you know what 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:04.079 I'm talking about? Yeah? 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:07.640 I don't remember. I remember it's like read I wait. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.719 Your dad, No, the one I forget? What's her name? 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:17.000 Just you know her name? Scarlet Laura Durn's monologue when 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.640 she's like talking about like men and I'm like, see 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:22.840 that's tea and it took us. But like the idea 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:26.000 of like a good man has only existed for thirty years. 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.600 That's like the realist shit I've ever heard, because like 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:32.920 like thirty years ago, men were like just like supposed 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.240 to be like beating up their wife and kids and 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.920 like being an alcohol like that was like what a man. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.480 Also, what's crazy. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.839 Is we're still at the idea of a good man. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.880 We haven't gone there yet. We still were. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.120 I think Stephen is a good man, Yes, Stephen. Stephen, 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:50.160 like my sister's husband is a good guy. 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.839 That's like a one in a that's really a one 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:53.320 in a million. 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.679 But like also, like, just imagine me in a fucking 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:59.079 relationship in you like realistically, like think about me like 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:04.120 going to someone house like that doesn't track like and 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.440 like think about them coming to our house. 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.680 That's like that is the crazier part. But I will 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.400 say that's the crazier part for all of us, Like yeah, sure, 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:17.160 like bringing anybody into our domain is really like it's 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:18.080 like the royal rumble. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.079 Oh my god, say what I thought? 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:21.319 Yes? 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.240 Wait, hold on, let's let's preface it really quick. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:25.000 Okay, So. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:31.240 I've been getting into WWE. I mean I say I've 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.360 been getting into it, but I've literally for like the 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.640 last eight hours of my life, I've just been watching 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.600 YouTube videos of it and learning about it. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:39.800 I mean, that's getting into it. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:45.920 What is it? I believe in joeh injury. Embarrassingly, he's 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:49.160 the reason why I wanted to watch WWE, because he's 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:53.559 fine shit. And I looked them up and I was like, wait, wait, 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:59.800 I'm glad you admitted that. But uh, the undertakers, Like, 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.840 I've just been watching Walkouts because I think, like in 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.560 my head it's the year of reframing, like we've been saying, 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.360 and I like always like saw like WWE and I 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:11.079 was like, girl, like fuck this shit, like it's obviously fake. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.760 And then I'm like, well, yeah, duh, it's fake. Like 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:17.600 why can't I enjoy like their actors like me about movies. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:18.839 I just don't like movies. 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:21.360 Because they're Yeah, I just don't like that shit. 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:22.880 I just don't believe them. 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:23.160 Wait. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.640 Also, I had this idea, so, you know, wet T 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:32.080 shirt contests, Yeah, we should start having open book concepts 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:35.960 where like girls read books and show their minds instead 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:42.000 of wetting their white T shirts. And yeah, open book 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:49.880 concept contests. They like read? They like, really are they 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.680 reading in the white T shirt? No? No, no, no, they're reading? 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:54.880 And like then I don't want to I don't care. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:56.600 Bro, you're such a boy. 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.560 Can we wet your clothes and see how they cling. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:00.560 Onto your body? You know that? 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:06.480 Oh but people like that shit? What like wet clothing 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:10.280 clinging to body is a full subgenre of like a. 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:15.280 Kink ew I mean I guess it tracks because of latex. 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.320 Yeah, it also makes sense because like if a bad 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:20.400 and a wet shirt. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:25.040 I'm looking he's looking away awkwardly like what Josh. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.200 Is like, dude, what like that's quite good wet clothes. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:33.120 But I've been getting into WWE, so I was like, uh, 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.320 like man explaining it to Dya and Josh and like 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:40.920 showing them clips and if they were acting, they're amazing actors. 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:45.720 But they seemed interested in it. And something that I've always, always, always, 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:50.400 always been obsessed with is basketball. Well, we started talking 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:56.000 about basketball and the NBA and shit, and uh Inya 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.080 finally admitted that she thinks she. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:02.560 Crossing a line because I said this would never be 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:03.600 public knowledge. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:07.680 Oh wait, I thought I thought that's what you were saying. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.360 Like, no, that's why I'm said, Okay, actually we can 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:13.440 leave this in because I do have to just battle 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.720 with this, like it really is. It's coming from a 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:17.120 very teenager place. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:19.480 Sorry if I literally wasn't supposed to say that. 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:21.840 No, it's funny, you know what it is at the 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:23.840 end of the day, Like it's kind of like the 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.880 conversation about the baby banks, Like I want baby banks 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.760 because I don't want straight guys being like. 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.800 Yeah, she's chill, like I don't remember you. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:35.000 I don't want people to be like, oh my god, 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:36.720 I'm actually gonna have a stroke thinking about it. If 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:38.560 I was out in public and a random guy came 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:39.840 up for a picture and he was like, you see 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:40.600 the game last. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:41.840 Night, I would shoot the. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.120 Person, like I literally like if I had a gun, 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:44.680 I'd be like. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:48.320 But that's see, that's the TEA is like you you me, 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.840 and you go over to Devin Lee Carlson's house because 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.480 she likes basketball, and we we hang out in these 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.560 uh safe spaces only two. 0:16:57.000 --> 0:16:59.800 But me me when I'm teaching my baby how to 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:04.879 eat solid foods instead of breastmolke chew. 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:07.200 Chew, We're gonna start calling me. 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:10.520 Drouke wait because of Duke University. 0:17:10.760 --> 0:17:15.679 No just drook. Why it's just like it rolls out 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:18.879 the tongue better than Drew juke droop druk. 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.159 Well, I'll just end up saying Duke because that's like 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:21.600 a dance. 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:24.080 No juke, no juke, no ju. 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:25.560 Can time me U. 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:32.560 But yeah, we started talking about NBA and then YA 0:17:32.880 --> 0:17:34.600 brought this up and I didn't want to hear it. 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:38.600 Until she told me while the cameras were on. 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.520 Okay, well, I Drew doesn't know this information because we 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:43.520 were trying to decide if it was actually funny or 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.280 I had to tell Josh first because I don't want 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:48.240 this whole gag that I'm stupid to be a thing, because, bitch, 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:48.720 I'm not stupid. 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:49.600 Don't play with me. 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.040 Like you saying this whole gag like you weren't like 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:52.920 I thought, the one. 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:56.119 You're heading the rumor that I'm stupid. 0:17:56.160 --> 0:17:57.160 You're heading the movement. 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:00.600 Well, it's because it's like the room just get out 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:04.320 of control nowadays. Why is there a rumor that I'm stupid? 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:09.160 The person who started the rumor? But this is really 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:15.800 embarrassing to admit. And the reason why like the NBA 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:18.960 or the reason why sports are so underwhelming to be 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:22.600 in general, is because I thought so I thought, say 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:25.359 you wanted to be a basketball player? I in my 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.480 head the reason the Olympics were such a gag is 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:29.680 because it really. 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:30.879 Was the royal rumble of the world. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:33.880 In my head, I thought that is kind of true. 0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:35.600 No, but listen, it gets deep. 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.440 I thought, and I thought this up until like last 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.119 year or something. I'm not kidding because and that's this 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.760 is why the Luca whole thing confused me so much, because. 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:45.719 I'm like, she thought it we were talking about Jokic. 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.760 Well, yes, I got all the white guys confused. 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.000 I don't really know, like because the thing is really 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.920 when y'all show me pictures and stuff, I'm like looking. 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:58.160 But I'm seeing, You're here, You're hearing, but you're not listening. 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:00.760