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Speaker 1: Well, welcome to this episode of Emergency or come. I

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Speaker 1: feel like should eplain ourselves a little bit because it

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Speaker 1: kind of just like jumped in now. But we're in

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Speaker 1: big sir. It's Valentine's Day when this episode comes out,

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Speaker 1: and we're just doing a cute little walk through the woods.

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Speaker 2: Aha, motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: What Oh I just slapped myself in the fucking eyeballs

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Speaker 3: with this goddamn alpha ba broom.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what do you think Travis Kelsey's doing

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Speaker 4: right now?

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Speaker 2: Did you see he had to leave in that stupid

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Speaker 2: ass suit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably fully expected to win and then he

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Speaker 1: had like a glittery blouse on.

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Speaker 2: Bruh.

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Speaker 3: In a situation like that, you stand Tanto's down and

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Speaker 3: you leave that stadium.

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't eve think you a fuck like you.

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Speaker 3: Have to, Like he should have just gone back there,

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Speaker 3: done a line of Coker, gotten blackout trunk within five

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Speaker 3: seconds and then walked out like I can fog bro

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Speaker 3: like bro Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like, for the first time ever, I

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Speaker 1: don't feel bad for the losing teams in the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: There are a bunch of clowns.

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Speaker 3: Last year, we were like, I feel so bad for

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Speaker 3: them and this year. I'm like, good bro, good riddance,

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Speaker 3: because didn't they win last year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they've won like five years in a row.

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Speaker 2: Get over yourself, bro.

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Speaker 3: No literally, Also, I feel like winning that much low key,

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Speaker 3: then what are you even trying for?

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Speaker 2: But maybe people just get addicted to being on top.

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Speaker 1: I think that's literally what it is. And also like

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Speaker 1: they were expected to win and they literally just played

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Speaker 1: like the worst game as a team they've ever played

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Speaker 1: in franchise history.

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Speaker 3: Wait on the day, it was like not only like

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Speaker 3: a loss, but it was a bad game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was boring. I didn't watch it,

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Speaker 1: but from what I've heard, it was boring.

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Speaker 4: Well, you can't pay me to watch football.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: Literally, Actually, haven't you been to a football game in

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Speaker 2: more recent history?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to two, or yeah i've been to

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Speaker 1: one with Oriyan. I went to the La Chargers game

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Speaker 1: and took an edible for the first time and like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, five years and got really scared and thought

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Speaker 1: about jumping over the balcony and it just was replaying

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Speaker 1: then I thought that everybody knew I was high and

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Speaker 1: and I was going to make Orion look bad, and

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Speaker 1: I just kept panicking and I took like a corner

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Speaker 1: of like a five milligram edible. It was like maybe

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Speaker 1: point two five of weed.

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Speaker 3: We should just like drug you against your knowledge and

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Speaker 3: give you like one of those edible like drink mixtures.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, we should

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Speaker 2: just give you.

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Speaker 3: One of those and tell you that it's a fun

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Speaker 3: like drink and see if it's placebo, if you actually

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Speaker 3: are going to lose your mind.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, try that on me one day.

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Speaker 3: Like I imagine I broke you though, like I would

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Speaker 3: kill myself.

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Speaker 1: I know I was gonna say. I feel like I

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Speaker 1: had to know immediately, like once I started feeling it

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Speaker 1: that it was weed, and then I would be like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, my friends drug me and they're trying

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Speaker 1: to kill.

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Speaker 3: Me, or like it would be what did I say

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Speaker 3: yesterday when I was eating snacks, when I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: it probably won't hurt my stomach, but I'll sit around

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Speaker 2: My stomach hurts.

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Speaker 1: If my stomach hurt it, I feel.

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Speaker 3: Like at this point that's you when you try to

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Speaker 3: get high, it's like you get high.

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Speaker 2: You're like, am I gonna be scared?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Am I scared?

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Speaker 1: Literally? Literally? But like I don't understand weed because everyone's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's like thirty minutes of me like thinking I'm gonna die,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, how is that even relatively fun for anybody?

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Speaker 1: I Yeah, these trees are so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they're real.

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Speaker 1: They're so pretty.

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Speaker 4: They were literally made to climb up like we are not.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like the call of the void too

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Speaker 1: in a way, like we lived in trees when we

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Speaker 1: were like apes or monkeys, and like we swung around them,

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Speaker 1: and I just want to be up there. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's also like Hunger Games. Like I feel

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Speaker 3: like in Hunger Games, Peter would have been up the stair.

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Speaker 1: He would have been blending and he would have made

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Speaker 1: himself a stick. He would have turned himself into a

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Speaker 1: stick with like mud.

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Speaker 2: No, he'd literally be where we are.

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Speaker 1: But like, wait, that clip, like when it happened in

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Speaker 1: Like what the hell with? Just like river rocks, like

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Speaker 1: what okay? And then and then like as an adult,

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Speaker 1: I see it now and I'm like, it crosses my

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Speaker 1: suspension of disbelieving the craziest way, and I'm like, are

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Speaker 1: you fucking kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, the tea is peta, Peta, peta. Peter should

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Speaker 3: have been the first cover boy, Like, literally, you work.

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Speaker 2: He beat that fucking mug in the woods.

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Speaker 1: He had full drag makeup on. He deserves to be

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Speaker 1: crowned Rubel. Yeah, crown him, crown him, crowned Pete up.

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Speaker 3: Whoa. I mean, he's had an awesome also discography like

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Speaker 3: going from Hunger Games to five dis at Friday's.

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Speaker 1: To me trauma.

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Speaker 4: Drew was supposed to be in the movie.

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to be in the movie. Well, I

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Speaker 1: have the rumors going around that Euphorias Season three is

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Speaker 1: for me. I made it. I'm in it.

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Speaker 2: I thought you said it's for you. I did, but

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Speaker 2: it's about you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, don't tell the people that, but I'm I

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Speaker 1: think I'm in it.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 1: Also, the way my story looks, you're in it. I

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Speaker 1: it was like who started the rumor? I'm in Euphorias

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Speaker 1: season three, And then the next photo I posted on

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Speaker 1: my story looked like me on set, like trying out

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Speaker 3: Think about that in you like behind a trailer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like I'm like on the law filming

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Speaker 1: a lot. Right. Well, it's Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 4: And you didn't give me a gift. Where's my gift?

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Speaker 1: I feel like we should just talk about love for

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Speaker 1: a moment.

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Speaker 4: That's my gift for Valentine's Day. Yeah, I'm done eating

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Speaker 4: your coucie.

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Speaker 2: Can we please go to dinner for I'm hungry.

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Speaker 1: I want real food that's not but it is not food.

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Speaker 4: Love bruh.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have trade in my DMS right now that

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Speaker 1: I'm scared to respond to. I know.

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Speaker 4: I just wish you had it in me.

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Speaker 2: I mean because up.

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Speaker 1: Until we actually I wouldn't say I'm scared to respond to.

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Speaker 1: It's just I'm scared of it becoming something.

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Like is it because like you're fearing the end already

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Speaker 3: or like it just sounds too overwhelming to have to

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Speaker 3: with somebody else's Like Yeah, Also, I've.

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Speaker 1: Like never really been in like a super serious relationships.

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Speaker 1: So like the idea of starting now really greens me

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Speaker 1: the fuck out because I'm like, what, like I've lived

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Speaker 1: like all my adult life like essentially alone, and now

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Speaker 1: I have to like figure out how to be in

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Speaker 1: a fucking relationship. Like hell no, that's too much. So

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, gir I got my friends, Like I

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Speaker 1: don't need all that shit.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So, like you know how this year is the

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Speaker 4: year of reframing.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 3: Let's reframe that and think about the monologue from Call

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Speaker 3: Me by Your Name, which is, like, I'm not trying

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Speaker 3: to say anything about you, but it's just like the

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Speaker 4: Relationships I've ever heard.

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Speaker 3: The dad at the end, yeah, when he's talking about

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Speaker 3: like you go through all these relationships and you lose

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Speaker 3: a part of yourself, You lose that fire to give

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Speaker 2: Blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: I would argue that you are maybe the perfect contender

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Speaker 3: for a relationship because you've had to do all your communication.

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Speaker 4: Schools with your friends, Like we have hard conversations.

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Speaker 1: I think about I think about that all the time

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Speaker 1: that I got to like watch all my friends go

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Speaker 1: And I got to like learn how to like be

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Speaker 1: And I'm like in that aspect, I'm lucky and like

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Speaker 1: hard conversations like about just life and shit, and I

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Speaker 1: know how to like like because when you first met me, bitch,

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Speaker 1: I was an emotionally inept like like I was a neanderthal,

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Speaker 1: Like I really had like the emotion I mean I

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Speaker 1: Both low key sociopathics.

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Speaker 3: No, I think you've always been emotionally intelligent, but like

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Speaker 3: it's like more than anything.

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Speaker 1: Also, like you just split me open. You cracked me open,

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Speaker 1: You cracked that.

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Speaker 2: Shit advent you over and dug around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's digging in me from my emotion my emotions.

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Speaker 3: No, but I was gonna say, I feel like when

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Speaker 3: I'm at you guys, I was still pretty emotionally and

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Speaker 3: that's in terms of communication.

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Speaker 1: No, you weren't I mean like you were light years

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Speaker 1: ahead of everyone. That's like one thing about you is

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Speaker 1: you've always been like like I feel like a leader

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Speaker 1: in that sense in our like friend group, like like

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Speaker 1: in that Brockhampton video in the beginning, when I was like,

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Speaker 1: you taught like me how to love platonically. I genuinely

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Speaker 1: believe that, like I genuinely do mean that well and

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Speaker 1: still to this day. Well, and you taught fucking Josiah

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Speaker 1: o'riyan Josh lucas Christian like you taught us all how

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Speaker 1: to like love each other as friends.

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Speaker 4: Well that means a lot, so thank you.

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Speaker 2: But the realty of that is you. You're not gonna

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Speaker 2: hit bro. You can say all that shit, I'm not

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Speaker 2: letting you. I call couch. I call couch.

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Speaker 1: That damn couch so bad.

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Speaker 2: No, I want to dig in my friend tonight. Let

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Speaker 2: me dig in.

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Speaker 3: I just want to dig around instead of saying I

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Speaker 3: want to dig inside of you. But the reality of

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Speaker 3: that is I do think I've always had like an

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Speaker 3: intense capacity for love. But until I met you, guys,

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Speaker 3: you guys have made my habits in terms of what

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Speaker 3: I define.

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Speaker 4: Don't even think that's with Sandry anymore.

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Speaker 1: I think Stephen is a good man, Yes, Stephen. Stephen,

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Speaker 1: But like also, like, just imagine me in a fucking

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Speaker 3: That's like that is the crazier part. But I will

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, say what I thought?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, let's let's preface it really quick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So.

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Speaker 1: I've been getting into WWE. I mean I say I've

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Speaker 1: What is it? I believe in joeh injury. Embarrassingly, he's

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Speaker 1: the reason why I wanted to watch WWE, because he's

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Speaker 1: I've just been watching Walkouts because I think, like in

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Speaker 1: And then I'm like, well, yeah, duh, it's fake. Like

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Speaker 4: I just don't like movies.

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Speaker 1: Because they're Yeah, I just don't like that shit.

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Speaker 4: I just don't believe them.

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Speaker 3: Wait.

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Speaker 1: Also, I had this idea, so, you know, wet T

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Speaker 1: of wetting their white T shirts. And yeah, open book

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Speaker 1: concept contests. They like read? They like, really are they

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Speaker 1: reading in the white T shirt? No? No, no, no, they're reading?

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Speaker 4: And like then I don't want to I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you're such a boy.

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Speaker 4: Can we wet your clothes and see how they cling.

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Speaker 2: Onto your body? You know that?

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Speaker 3: Oh but people like that shit? What like wet clothing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it also makes sense because like if a bad

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Speaker 1: I'm looking he's looking away awkwardly like what Josh.

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Speaker 2: Is like, dude, what like that's quite good wet clothes.

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Speaker 1: But I've been getting into WWE, so I was like, uh,

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Speaker 1: like man explaining it to Dya and Josh and like

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Speaker 1: But they seemed interested in it. And something that I've always, always, always,

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Speaker 3: Crossing a line because I said this would never be

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Speaker 3: public knowledge.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, I thought I thought that's what you were saying.

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Speaker 3: Like, no, that's why I'm said, Okay, actually we can

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Speaker 3: leave this in because I do have to just battle

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Speaker 3: with this, like it really is. It's coming from a

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Speaker 1: Sorry if I literally wasn't supposed to say that.

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Speaker 3: No, it's funny, you know what it is at the

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Speaker 3: end of the day, Like it's kind of like the

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Speaker 3: because I don't want straight guys being like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's chill, like I don't remember you.

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Speaker 3: I don't want people to be like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I'm actually gonna have a stroke thinking about it. If

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Speaker 3: the game last.

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Speaker 2: Night, I would shoot the.

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Speaker 3: Person, like I literally like if I had a gun,

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Speaker 3: I'd be like.

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Speaker 1: But that's see, that's the TEA is like you you me,

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Speaker 1: and you go over to Devin Lee Carlson's house because

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Speaker 3: But me me when I'm teaching my baby how to

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Speaker 3: eat solid foods instead of breastmolke chew.

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Speaker 1: Chew, We're gonna start calling me.

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Speaker 2: Drouke wait because of Duke University.

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Speaker 1: No just drook. Why it's just like it rolls out

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Speaker 1: the tongue better than Drew juke droop druk.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll just end up saying Duke because that's like

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Speaker 3: a dance.

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Speaker 4: No juke, no juke, no ju.

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Speaker 2: Can time me U.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, we started talking about NBA and then YA

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I Drew doesn't know this information because we

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Speaker 3: I had to tell Josh first because I don't want

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Speaker 3: this whole gag that I'm stupid to be a thing, because, bitch,

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Speaker 3: I'm not stupid.

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Speaker 4: Don't play with me.

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Speaker 1: Like you saying this whole gag like you weren't like

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Speaker 1: I thought, the one.

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Speaker 4: You're heading the rumor that I'm stupid.

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Speaker 1: You're heading the movement.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's because it's like the room just get out

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Speaker 3: The person who started the rumor? But this is really

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Speaker 3: head the reason the Olympics were such a gag is

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Speaker 3: because it really.

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Speaker 2: Was the royal rumble of the world.

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Speaker 1: In my head, I thought that is kind of true.

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Speaker 2: No, but listen, it gets deep.

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Speaker 3: I thought, and I thought this up until like last

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Speaker 3: is why the Luca whole thing confused me so much, because.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, she thought it we were talking about Jokic.

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Speaker 4: Well, yes, I got all the white guys confused.

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Speaker 3: I don't really know, like because the thing is really

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Speaker 3: when y'all show me pictures and stuff, I'm like looking.

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Speaker 1: But I'm seeing, You're here, You're hearing, but you're not listening.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm looking from here, but I'm not looking

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Speaker 2: Like this isn't connected most of the time.

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Speaker 3: But I thought I'm trying to, like I feel like

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Speaker 3: usually you have to like start from a child because

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Speaker 3: and then you just move up to the Mavericks or

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Speaker 1: You have to.

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Speaker 5: I thought you had to stay in your team from

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Speaker 5: You're like, why are you ruffing a state that's not yours,

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Speaker 5: and I think even as like I thought, like the

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Speaker 3: Lebron was at like, what the Cleveland fucking the.

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Speaker 1: Be like Cleve Cleveland Beavers.

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Speaker 4: Really, yeah, they are not the beavers.

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Speaker 1: They are they are Literally I was gonna say.

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Speaker 3: No, they're not the beavers, they're like the clovers or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're the.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So he was on the Cleveland Beavers.

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Speaker 3: And then I remember he got switched to Miami, and

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Speaker 3: I thought, I thought that was history in the making.

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Speaker 4: I was like, damn, he's not from Miami and they're

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Speaker 3: It seemed like he must be good, Like wow, he

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Speaker 2: And I still didn't think anything of it.

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Speaker 4: You get to nationals and then.

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Speaker 3: You do countrywide like like state what are they called,

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Speaker 3: But I basically thought, like states fight against each other

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Speaker 4: Was like some medieval time shit.

446
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,679
Speaker 3: So I always like, dude, sports is really weird because like,

447
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,639
Speaker 3: what do you mean, Like I was born in Miami

448
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,159
Speaker 3: and I had to fight for my fucking right to

449
00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:01,439
Speaker 3: be a Miami and like that's what I Oh, But

450
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,159
Speaker 3: that's why I thought it was.

451
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,160
Speaker 4: And then that's why I thought the Olympics were such a.

452
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 3: Gig because I was like, all the forma, literally, the

453
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 3: countries are fighting, the girls are fighting.

454
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 1: Okay. Something else I wanted to bring up is in

455
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 1: the last episode, I explained that I got scammed by

456
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 1: my favorite rapper. I got scammed by Edward Skeletrics. But

457
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:29,159
Speaker 1: it worked out in my favor because I got a

458
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 1: DM from the company saying, oh my god, I'm so

459
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: sorry I forgot to send your stuff, and they're sending

460
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 1: me an extra special Edward Skeletics iPods.

461
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 4: It's probably gonna have like malware in it to give

462
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 4: you a virus.

463
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 1: It's gonna have tracking information, and they're gonna.

464
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, oh you shouldn't. You should not be leaning

465
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,439
Speaker 4: on this.

466
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 3: It's like this wood is a little damp, and it's

467
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 3: gonna fuck with your lover.

468
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: I know when I was laying down, I could feel

469
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 1: it seeping through. But I was like, whatever, I'm committing

470
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 1: to the bit.

471
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 3: But yeah, we gotta get in relationship says you gotta

472
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 3: get you. I mean, actually, I take that back. I

473
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 3: really don't think my tea is. I don't think anybody

474
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 3: needs a romantic relationship. But maybe that's coming from somebody

475
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 3: who's very lucky in that region.

476
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't think I need a romantic I mean because

477
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 1: I already have a romantic relationship with you, So I think,

478
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 1: like I think we're just going to end up together forever.

479
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but we just can't have sex anymore.

480
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,199
Speaker 1: I know that's just what marriage does well you.

481
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,439
Speaker 3: But also every time we have every time we hook up,

482
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,880
Speaker 3: I get a UTI or a ease.

483
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 1: Infection or BB I have a dirty dick, like.

484
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 4: I know, and I beg you.

485
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, sand up for that, dude.

486
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll literally run the sink water to warm and

487
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, please, there's hand soap and the sink water

488
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 3: is warm, just like a little rants and he refuses.

489
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 1: The tea is is if you think your boyfriend's cheating

490
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 1: on you smell his penis, and if you smell vagina,

491
00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:00,479
Speaker 1: obviously he's cheating. If you smell hand soap that isn't yours,

492
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,639
Speaker 1: he's cheating and he thought he was being slick.

493
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 4: I'll be damned before smell a man's dick, I'll be damned.

494
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 2: I'll be damn.

495
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,719
Speaker 1: It'll be damn, like smelling it like it's a cigar,

496
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: like just you could just spelling.

497
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 3: Get to see what's up, like if I'm if I'm

498
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 3: getting that like ludicrous in terms of.

499
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 2: Thinking I'm being cheated on, I'm cheating.

500
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: You're being cheated. If you think you're being cheated on,

501
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 1: you you're being cheated on. Like your intuition is your

502
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: intuition's mostly right.

503
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 3: But we're about to it's Valentine's Day and we're about

504
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 3: to ruin like eight thousand like ruining relationships. Well, the

505
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 3: real ty is, and this is going to be like

506
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 3: the craziest thing I've ever said, but specifically for women.

507
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 3: I grew up really really really like fearful of being

508
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 3: cheated on, and I've had so many experiences where like

509
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 3: a line is crossed and I feel uncomfortable on.

510
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 2: All these things.

511
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 3: But the best part about growing up is it will

512
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 3: not kill me, which is like very brave to say,

513
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 3: but I feel.

514
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 4: Like so many young people, especially in this.

515
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 3: Like unless Di and I age with iPhones, Like so

516
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 3: many people are in these weird situationships and it's like

517
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 3: Rain put it perfectly, is like the idea of like

518
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 3: relationships are so weird because yeah, when you're with that person,

519
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 3: you feel so confident, everything is awesome, but when they

520
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 3: gave the confidence is gone, so you're actually not confident.

521
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 3: You're just like faking it with this random person. And

522
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 3: I feel like if you find yourself feeling like that,

523
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 3: and I feel like when you get cheated on, that

524
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 3: is a huge thing.

525
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 4: Like people become.

526
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 3: Really attached to those people because it's like, well, this

527
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 3: is a source of comfort and confidence and like what

528
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 3: am I gonna do without it? And you should put

529
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 3: that time into yourself and the people around you because

530
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 3: it won't kill you.

531
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 1: But also like if you get cheated on, it's your fault.

532
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: I'll say that much. Right, you weren't putting out, Yeah,

533
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 1: you're not putting out. You're not cooking the meals, right, Like.

534
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 4: You're washing the dishes doing the laundry.

535
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. And that goes for men too, period. No, I

536
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: really do live in the fact that a woman cheating

537
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,239
Speaker 1: is okay, what did he do? Did he do well?

538
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 4: Yeah? I feel like it just takes more to get

539
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:01,439
Speaker 4: pushed there.

540
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 3: I don't even know why I brought that up, but

541
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 3: I was just thinking about, like, I feel like Valentine's

542
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: Day is, for some reason, specifically for young people, the

543
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 3: day a lot of people find out like, oh.

544
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: Okay, this isn't it. I think I think something else.

545
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 3: Is happening here, but that ship this am bro. Every

546
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 3: day is Valentine's Day if you spread love to the

547
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 3: right corners bach.

548
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 2: Me and my boy toy. This is my boy toy.

549
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: Wait, I see my girl trade? Wait? I saw something.

550
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 3: I saw something that was like a guy, I am

551
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 3: your girl trade? But can girls be trade? The problem

552
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 3: is you say trade so much that I started to

553
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 3: say trade and I sound like one of those bitches

554
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 3: who was like, that's trade, and it's like, bitch, you

555
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 3: don't know what trade means, but it's like we do

556
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 3: it with every word.

557
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 1: I just girls aren't trade, but I just think it's

558
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: funny to call girls.

559
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: That's what people thought until they met me. Yeah, girl, trade,

560
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: Like to me, this log is trade. I'm humping this

561
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 2: log like this log like.

562
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: This one is like specifically specifically like the layer of

563
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: moss on it is like very hyper sexual.

564
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a clean cut.

565
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's she's she cleaned up.

566
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 2: For you, she got ready for me. Bro.

567
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 4: I wish you had a house in the woods.

568
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 3: But I will say I don't know if I could

569
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: actually survive that socially. But I feel like I've become

570
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,679
Speaker 3: a hermit more like you the past.

571
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: Year or something.

572
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: I've like infected you with like my my hermit mentality.

573
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: But like it's not as bad as you think it

574
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 1: is though, Like being a hermit. Yeah, I think like

575
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: everybody just needs like their year of rest and relaxation

576
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: and whatnot. Because well, I.

577
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 3: Feel like the poem is, I get like a bit

578
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 3: cabin fevery, and I feel like that's I used to be. Like, Damn,

579
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 3: why does Drew get so hyper at the end of

580
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 3: the day when I come home.

581
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 4: It's because you have fucking cabin fee, Yeah.

582
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 3: Because you've been inside all day and I've been outside

583
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: exploring the world and having fun.

584
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 2: And I come back and just just like those your days.

585
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: I used to like leave the house for the first

586
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: time in three days and like be like, oh my god,

587
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: I feel so good, Like why do I feel Why

588
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: do I feel so good right now? And it's because

589
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: I ate a meal before midnight and I left the fucking.

590
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 4: House and you spoke to humans.

591
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like I interacted with humans.

592
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: I guess you could live.

593
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 3: In the woods though, and still get interactions, just like

594
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 3: on a smaller scale.

595
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like more meaningful connections because like the

596
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: the uh worker at the what's that safe way that

597
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: we went to was like so like that was such

598
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: a cute conversation to have, really sweet Get up in there.

599
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 4: I'm scared of the webs. Do you have your phone

600
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 4: to shine a light to make sure I don't get bugs.

601
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 1: In my hair? I think you need to go in there. Wait,

602
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: it's kind of scary. There might be like spiders everywhere.

603
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 2: I need to back my ass up in there.

604
00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: Bats, maybe bats, rabies because can rabies kill you? Yes,

605
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: it's like the most deadly thing ever.

606
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 2: Like you, we've not gotten that shit figured out, bro, Like.

607
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: That's the thing is people not a lot of people

608
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: get it, but like people are like like they get

609
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: rabies and they fucking like get allergic to water, Like

610
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: you try to give them a cup of water and

611
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: they like freak out, like they hear running water sounds

612
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: and they start hissing. Like it's really crazy and we really.

613
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: Haven't gotten very hard because what do you mean you

614
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 3: start hissing out water?

615
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: Bro? Literally, but I want to live in the woods

616
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: really badly, because, like I was saying, the Safeway guy,

617
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: I thought was like such a wholesome conversation and it

618
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: was just him like to another he was like probably

619
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:59,479
Speaker 1: like fifty five, and then this like person was checking out,

620
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: who was an actual asshole dickhead that I was like

621
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: genuinely upset by his energy. They were talking about the

622
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar halftime show, and hearing their perspectives like as

623
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: like middle aged white men like was so interesting to

624
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: me because it was like, oh, like literally these this

625
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: is like the average Americans like reaction to this, and

626
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: like the dude checking everybody out was like, dude, I

627
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: thought it was awesome. And like once you learn like

628
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: the history and the lore about like like what's going on,

629
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: and it becomes significant and it becomes fun like da

630
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,479
Speaker 1: da da da da da da da da. And I

631
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, see, this guy is like just

632
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: wants to have like a cute conversation.

633
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we just talk? Can we just can we

634
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: just talk?

635
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar performed at the Super Bowl and it was

636
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: a very major moment, enjoyable, fun, but what it really

637
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: made me think about and what it really dredged up

638
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: for me was, y'all, remember that girl that says.

639
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: My leastro just went viral.

640
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: That like meme will insert it here. Well she I

641
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: think we're gonna cross. Oh it's just a it's just

642
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: a wire. Well she uh. Like before that video like

643
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: went super super super viral everywhere, I had like found

644
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: it like not to be that guy, but like and

645
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: you can attest like that was like a very major

646
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: moment in my life, was that specific video. And so

647
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: I messaged her on my Instagram and we were dming

648
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: because she had followed me, and I was like, oh

649
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: my god, like I love your video. I think you're

650
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: so good at singing, Like, do you want to make

651
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: a song together? Because I was making a lot of

652
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: joke music at the time, And while she messaged me

653
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: back and was like, yes, let's let's collaborate on a song.

654
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, yes, let's do it. So

655
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: I messaged her and was like, okay, well, I'm going

656
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: to like find the beat and then I'm going to

657
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: send you the beat with my verse on it, and

658
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: then you can just do whatever you want, like freestyle,

659
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,719
Speaker 1: but like specifically sing in that style because it's awesome.

660
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: We're going to make magic well like wedm back and forth.

661
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: And then like a couple of days go by and

662
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: I like hadn't had the beat yet. So I messaged

663
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: her and I was like, hey, I'll have like the

664
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: beat and stuff ready tomorrow, like if you're ready to

665
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: lay a verse down. And then she didn't respond to

666
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: me for two days, and I was like, damn it.

667
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: I like fumbled, like I should have just like messaged

668
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: her like quickly ready. I should have had it all

669
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: ready to go before I message her. Well, then she

670
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: messaged me back, or I messaged her saying hey, what's up,

671
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: like you're ready, and then she messaged me back saying, well,

672
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: actually I have a manager now. Off of that one video,

673
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: she got a manager and she said they they were

674
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: worth thinking that I should be paid twenty thousand dollars

675
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: for this verse on your song, and I was like

676
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars for a verse from like someone with

677
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: a meme.

678
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 3: Like it's like having a bad team around you will

679
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 3: really have you putting in all your chips to cash

680
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 3: out early when you.

681
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 2: Could have just been chill. It could have been for

682
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: the love of the game. What happened to the love.

683
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 3: Of the game.

684
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: You need to love the game more, like for real.

685
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 3: Think, Okay, if y'all actually gave a fuck, you would

686
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: treat your life like squid Game.

687
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 4: Where's the love for that game?

688
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: For the love of the squid game?

689
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,479
Speaker 4: Fuck, josh You're not gonna fit on this bridge.

690
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joshua too wide?

691
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 2: Should Oh?

692
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: Actually, josh I really am not comfortable.

693
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: With you morning. At the same time, Yeah, I know,

694
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: it's like.

695
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: You're too big. Oh, he's working on you.

696
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 2: Know what I want to do at one point in

697
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: my life. You know that you can.

698
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 3: Like work at a national park and live there for

699
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 3: the summer to be on Wildfirewatch.

700
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: Win did really Yeah that not Quinn Blackwell. But there's

701
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: like this TikToker guy. He like worked at a national

702
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: park like for a year.

703
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen girls who do like firewatch, Like you

704
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 3: go up and you get dropped in the mountains. Yeah,

705
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 3: we should go do firewatch. I would love to do

706
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 3: that this summer actually, especially after all the fires here,

707
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 3: Like it'd feel nice to contribute in that way, if

708
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 3: that makes sense, because I stay up all fucking night anyway,

709
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 3: So imagine I just got to be in a fucking

710
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 3: cabin on the top of a mountain looking out for fires.

711
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 4: But also I would be smoking meat up there and

712
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 4: one and start, I'm gonna start fire and two terrified.

713
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd literally start the fires yourself. Yeah. Yeah, we're

714
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: actually recording an episode right now. Do you want to

715
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: be in it?

716
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 4: My friends?

717
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in it.

718
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 6: Question, have you guy seen any banana slugs?

719
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: Like I know, but I did not know they were

720
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: out here, And I will be looking.

721
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 6: Because no, I went all the way to the falls.

722
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: Oh can you go through here?

723
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's you can't go around, which is the shitty

724
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 6: part because it'd be a lot easier, so we have

725
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 6: to go through it and then back. But the falls

726
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 6: is cool, and I'm like looking for banana slugs and

727
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 6: I feel like a video game character because I keep

728
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 6: stopping and asking someone and they give they give me

729
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 6: a little hints.

730
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 3: When you get to two idiots you know nothing, you're.

731
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 6: Like hitting a You're like, okay enough, but they sound

732
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 6: something about buzzy roosts, which is why I'm like beelining there.

733
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 6: But then I was like looking at you guys, I

734
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 6: was like, you guys look.

735
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: A lot like Drew.

736
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: Very strange to see us in the woods.

737
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 2: I know, but it was so cool.

738
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 3: Tracy Tracy Adrian next to each The whole idea of

739
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 3: getting older and getting dad serious is so played out

740
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 3: to me. And that's why everybody has this crippling obsession

741
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 3: and fear of aging, because everyone feels like they have

742
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 3: to rush into this character. And I don't think it's

743
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 3: that fucking serious. I don't think anybody needs to know

744
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 3: how deep my brain goes other than.

745
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: My real ast fuck like poop jokes for the rest

746
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: of my exactly.

747
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 3: It's not millennial also, like not even that, But I

748
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 3: don't know.

749
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 2: It's just not that deep.

750
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: Why have I never seen a five to two man

751
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: in real life? I've literally I've seen shorter and I've

752
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: seen slightly taller, but I've never seen like a five

753
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: to two man, just like walk past me. Yeah, how

754
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: I don't.

755
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 4: I feel like that's pretty rare. Yeah, but like a

756
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 4: man not short.

757
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: I see like four two girls all the time, but

758
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: I never see five two men.

759
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 4: There has to be I mean all of them are wearing.

760
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: Oh oh true, true true. They also all wear like

761
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: boosters on their feet.

762
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all Do you know what it is? Every

763
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 4: motherfucker wh's still wearing Chelsea boo? I know it's just

764
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 4: because Ugli's.

765
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: Because you're talking.

766
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 1: The Chelsea boot era, like can we please can it

767
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: be chopped?

768
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 3: Like?

769
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 1: Can we can we give it the boot? Can we

770
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 1: give it the Chelsea boot? And that's on Pharaoh couples

771
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: and uh couples in theme parks when they're waiting, you're

772
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: always doing that ship like like I love you, I.

773
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 2: Love you, may they I love you so much.

774
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we're here in the theme park right now?

775
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: Did I literally care in the Nature's Reserve right now?

776
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 4: I wish we were at Disney in line for a

777
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 4: ride like this.

778
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 3: Bro, this is crazy that for me, this genuinely doesn't

779
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 3: feel that crazy.

780
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't feel normal. Oh.

781
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 3: I mean, now these people coming by are really going

782
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: to think we're a couple, Like we for real look

783
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 3: like a couple.

784
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: I mean, every single person that sees us things were

785
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: a couple because we basically are Oh my god, we

786
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: literally look like fucking like we were perving out, like

787
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 1: when I walked past when I walk past people doing

788
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: the same thing, like, I'm like, oh my god, they

789
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: were about the fuck. And then when they walk past us,

790
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: they're gonna walk far enough away to be like, bro,

791
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: they were about to fuck. We interrupted them having yeah,

792
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 1: and now he looks super siss.

793
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 3: What do we say to them and be like, dude,

794
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm good.

795
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: How are y'all?

796
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 2: Do you see any of them?

797
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: I was a Gracy Abrams City. That's fearce the dad

798
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: really did not fuck with our energy.

799
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 4: Well, they thought we were gonna fuck.

800
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: I mean we are tonight after I proposed.

801
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 3: Loki Maden or because the thing is, I will always

802
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 3: see couples being like that in public, but I won't

803
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 3: actually give a fuck.

804
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:49,839
Speaker 1: I don't care.

805
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,399
Speaker 2: I don't matter, Like, as long as.

806
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 4: I don't see your fucking junk or your lips.

807
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: Like, I don't give I'd prefer to see their junker lips.

808
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 3: Personally, I think campbell To's need to come in great,

809
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 3: very major way challenge. We need camel, we need gray

810
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: gray leggings challenge.

811
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: We need moose knuckle challenge. Oh and the moose knuckles

812
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: for a guy.

813
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, a girls is a camel too.

814
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hate that.

815
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 4: I want to drink this water so bad.

816
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 3: It feels like a very fucked up and sick joke that.

817
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 4: God would put this water on this earth and I

818
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 4: can't just drink.

819
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you could probably drink it, but it's just

820
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: like you're risking getting a brain eating a me.

821
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,280
Speaker 4: Buta they just want to fear mongrels.

822
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to have to drink the free water,

823
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

824
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 3: Like I genuinely like, obviously, don't go drinking random water, please,

825
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 3: Like I'm not.

826
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: It's like the raw milk.

827
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the raw milk theory.

828
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 4: Don't drink raw milk, don't drink random water.

829
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 3: But deep, deep down in my soul, in my caveman's soul,

830
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: my body tells me that this water is fine.

831
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 1: I know, I agree, my.

832
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 3: God, it's telling me I could take a few SIPs.

833
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 4: And I'd live.

834
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you definitely could. Yeah, But it's like giving,

835
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: like is it worth the risks? Like we have clean water,

836
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: but like why do we have to pay for water? Water?

837
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: Why do we have to pay for water? Tampons? Why

838
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: do I have to pay for pussy? Like? Yes, like

839
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: I've like I'm tired of like having to pay for it,

840
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: like it should just be free.

841
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 3: I mean, but then like how like how would we

842
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 3: even make our situation work if you weren't paying me anymore?

843
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: Though? I mean if I was married to you a change,

844
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: I don't know.

845
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: You still have to pay me.

846
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 4: I would marry if you paid me.

847
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 2: Would you pay me to marry me? Or you just

848
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 2: expect to get it?

849
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: I expect to get it.

850
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: That's ridiculous. What is it? Hey?

851
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 1: My name is Nicholas and so ridiculous. Hey my name

852
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 1: is Nicholas and this is ridiculous. Got mag gummy money

853
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: and it is deliciousness?

854
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: Where is that from?

855
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: It's like the first vine ever?

856
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my hand is also freezing?

857
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: Oh wait, that literally is us? But Bill Clinton literally

858
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: didn't he shoot his friend in the face with a gun?

859
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: Wait? Did he really?

860
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: I think so?

861
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 3: Bro. All those freaky ass motherfuckers have done some weird shit.

862
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was like the first vine ever made.

863
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: Not actually, but.

864
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 3: Oh was it that guy who ended up making like

865
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 3: good or Nice Girls finished?

866
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: No?

867
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 3: No, no no, same same genre of white guy though, right.

868
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had like long hair, grown out, grown out

869
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 1: beard era. Oh I know, I know he would like

870
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: open the app and like log in for the first time.

871
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 3: Don't let go like gold my Can anybody want to

872
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 3: see a picture of the hot dog I had last night?

873
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 2: It's pretty perfect. I mean the photo.

874
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 4: We won't talk about the photo, but it's the contents.

875
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 2: Of the photo that matter.

876
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 4: Jen Moji can't even make it a much.

877
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: And yeah, got gourmet hot dogs like two dollars hot

878
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: dog buns and then uh spicy mustard and shitty ketchup

879
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: or heinz ketchup. It was good though, Oh I was

880
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: getting there. It was really delicious, but the duality between

881
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: all the complex flavors was very interesting. And I just

882
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: want a wiener like I don't want like a like

883
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 1: an all beef hot dog. I want like lips and

884
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: assholes like from the pig or like the ear cartilage

885
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: in my hot dog. I want that from like you,

886
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: my lips and asshole.

887
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 2: You don't want to go today.

888
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm just worried about it getting dark.

889
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 2: Like you're scared of the dark.

890
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: No, I just like in Hawaii.

891
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: You're scared of the dog.

892
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm not scared. I'm not scared of the dark.

893
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: I can go scared of the dark.

894
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: When I say I won't be horsing around me the

895
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 3: first day of the dark. I can't do a good

896
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 3: horse that was awful. Should be race, should be all race?

897
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 3: Should I run?

898
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 4: I can't run on camera. That's fuck up.

899
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: Running on camera is like look at her?

900
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 2: What's up? Guys?

901
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,439
Speaker 1: My name is yeah.

902
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 4: I just bought what is this about again?

903
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 3: Like one hundred thousand acres of land?

904
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry.

905
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 3: Who knew the podcasting game would get me a national forest? Guys,

906
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 3: thank you for supporting. Owning this land means a lot

907
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 3: to me. I'm gonna knock all this down.

908
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: She's fun pat and I'm gonna make she's cute.

909
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make a Walmart.

910
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 4: She's Walmart here, I'll do a Walmart.

911
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 3: I'll do a tesco for my British folk. Oi Oi, huzza,

912
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 3: thank you for coming.

913
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: She's funny.

914
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,479
Speaker 4: I don't know why do I keep saying huzzaw, Like.

915
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: No, you're supposed to say, but doin but.

916
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 2: Not going huzza.

917
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: And that's what on what I put that on Pharaoh's

918
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: family pyramid. Yep, huzza. I put that on Pharaoh's family pyramid.

919
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 3: I'd be like, huzza should come at the end I

920
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 3: put and I put that on the paras family pyramid.

921
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: It has to say, and I'm pid, did.

922
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 4: You ever have to do?

923
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 3: Peete? I think I've talked about this before, pet like

924
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 3: physical tour off.

925
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: I fuck off, Thank you so much for doing that.

926
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: That literally hurts everything to me. You're thinking the tree.

927
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 4: H Okay, I'll no, I'll talk to you later.

928
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to stop.

929
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 3: Get it out again, hit him, seize him, guards.

930
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: Not the challengers hurt really season, We're back where we started, y'all.

931
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, actually do that, but get on here and

932
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 3: walk and we'll do that down here like lawnmower. Okay, okay,

933
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 3: is this a good workout or am I gonna hurt

934
00:43:59,640 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 3: my back?

935
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,959
Speaker 1: It's probably a good workout for your shoulders. You're gonna

936
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: get nice and broad shoulders. Okay, go go, wait, keep going,

937
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm going. You're not going now?

938
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 2: How cool? Does that look on camera?

939
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: Bro?

940
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: That looks sick, Josh, I hold it, you hold me,

941
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: Let's start Vogue.

942
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 2: Shoot.

943
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: Okay, we love you, we love everything you do. Happy

944
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day.

945
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 3: Happy Valentine, Happy, Happy Valentine's Happy Dallentine Day.

946
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 4: Do you know the song Happy Valentine's Day? It's outcast guy, Seriously,

947
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 4: we're forgetting.

948
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: The greats Uh wait, what is my media? I've been

949
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: listening to a song on.

950
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 4: Repeat, probably the fucking Challenger.

951
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: Shit, right, I only listen like a really yeah, I

952
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: only listen to Social Network soundtra Oh Bitch the Fame

953
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: by Gaga. Oh yeah, that's what I was blasting. And

954
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: I'll say boys, Boys, Boys, Paper Gangster specifically Gangst Like

955
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: was I not blasting that shit? Then we were listening

956
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: to Abercadabra on full blast because that's a banger like

957
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: old Gaga's back. Oh also Addison Ray she is. I

958
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 1: mean I say it every episode, but like, just prepare

959
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 1: for ar one, like it's gonna it's gonna shift things.

960
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be groundbreaking. Some of you aren't gonna understand

961
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: it at first, and that's okay, but once it hits

962
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: the mainstream and it's on the radio because it will

963
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: be getting radio play. Oh yeah, you won't hear the

964
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: end of it. And she's going to take over and

965
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: win Best New Artists at the Grammys in twenty twenty six,

966
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: calling it now.

967
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 2: Like the thing is.

968
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 3: I agree, but she's not gonna let you hit, so

969
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 3: you can like, actually stop.

970
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: Not everything is about me hitting. I mean it is exactly,

971
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: but got your right handed got bir okay, drew syop

972
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: corner in the woods. Somebody asked me what to do

973
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: with leftover bacon? I have never heard of that kind

974
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: of bacon. Isn't new?

975
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,399
Speaker 3: Also, why is that the best you've ever enunciated any

976
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 3: siop corner.

977
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 2: On the planet.

978
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: I accidentally showed some weakness earlier today. It was disgusting.

979
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: I would not recommend it. I wish my Kuchi had

980
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: alopecia because I'm tired of saving fuck. I wish my

981
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: Kuchi had alopecia because I'm tired of shaving. Big Wanda

982
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: Isabelle the Great sent in potentially the best user submitted

983
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: syop of all time.

984
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 2: Hey about her name?

985
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: Bro just came in three point one four seconds. I

986
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: call that a cream pie cream pie three point.

987
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: On.

988
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: It Isabelle the Great You cooked. Bitches always tell me

989
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: I'm too chronically online and I need to touch grass,

990
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: as if my hand isn't already on my bush right.

991
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 4: Now, as if I'm not twirling my pubes.

992
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, we really need to bring back like public twirling

993
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: of pubes era. That was from Eduardo.

994
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna like go to cosmatology school to

995
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 3: become an esthetician and I'm gonna start a laser or

996
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 3: a waxing company. But I won't be I'll never remove

997
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 3: a bush. I'll just do kind of like lineups and stuff.

998
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh like a fade, Yeah, a Cucci fade one time,

999
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: A load taper Coucie fade is still massive.

1000
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:45,760
Speaker 3: When I was like eighteen nineteen, I was at Target

1001
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: with my friend Cyrus, or maybe like I hung out

1002
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 3: with Cyrus after, but I went and I got that

1003
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 3: like razor, like a Cuccie raiser, like a Zass raiser,

1004
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 3: because I was genuinely committed to doing designs in my bush,

1005
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: because I.

1006
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 4: Was so forward, and I tried, and it's like.

1007
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: Way harder than you would did you ever do a heart?

1008
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 4: I tried and it looked like an arrow.

1009
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pointing down to the party.

1010
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: Yikes, dude, what scared me with my own echo? I

1011
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 1: know we're like in this beautiful park, disturbing the peace.

1012
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: I imagine I literally just jumped off and dived and

1013
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: killed myself. Like what would y'all do? Like the big finale,

1014
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: I'd honestly.

1015
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 4: Smoke the joint in my pocket and then go home.

1016
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 4: I woul't even give a fuck.

1017
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 3: Like no, I mean, yeah, if you killed yourself in

1018
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 3: front of me, I would kill myself next. And then

1019
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,240
Speaker 3: Josh want to kill himself.

1020
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: He would use the footage.

1021
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would logan the sun Dance, but no, he

1022
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,919
Speaker 1: would logan Paula's is what he would do. He would

1023
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: he would take our ideas and claim them like, yeah,

1024
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,360
Speaker 1: it was like this whole idea from the beginning that

1025
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: I had orchestrated. They said they wanted to kill themselves

1026
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: in this very big, beautiful, fashioned way, and they me

1027
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,280
Speaker 1: to document their last moments together.

1028
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 3: And then that's what is John Paul and Logan Pork doing?

1029
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 3: Now are they still fighting?

1030
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: John Paul and Logan Pork brother wrestlers? Now, thanks guys

1031
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: for tuning in peace and love. Happy Valentine's Day.

1032
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 3: I hope if you didn't have a romantic day, you

1033
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,760
Speaker 3: had a platonically gorgeous day with your friends. And remember

1034
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 3: that little sweet sentiments aren't just for Valentine's Day and

1035
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 3: aren't just for romantic partners.

1036
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,959
Speaker 4: You should give it to everyone you.

1037
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 3: Love, because who knows, they could die tomorrow and you

1038
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 3: will regret forever not doing that nice thing you thought

1039
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 3: of doing. And that is the real source of all

1040
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 3: of my kindness to my friends is I am constantly

1041
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 3: terrified that they will die if I don't say I

1042
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 3: love that.

1043
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: I mean I do. I do think I'm gonna die

1044
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: this year. Your hair is so beautiful.

1045
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1046
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 1: It feels really pretty. I think I'm gonna die this year. Y'all.

1047
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 3: Can you turn around and pull down your pants and

1048
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 3: shut up? I know, damn while you're not pulling your

1049
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 3: butt crack out.

1050
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: Yeah I was going, you said, thanks for watching and

1051
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: see our big break