Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two eighty four,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Dai Zai Guys stage production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into america shared consciousness. And it is Wednesday, April twenty sixth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. My name is Jack O'Brien aka we
Speaker 1: read the news, look at the Times. Far you wile
Speaker 1: drinking mountain dude? Yeah, it was all yellow. That is
Speaker 1: courtesy of Rezik Oh the Dip or shout out cold Play.
Speaker 1: You know my favorite band, kid Rock, my favorite rapper
Speaker 1: from yesterday. Yeah, yeah, just really audit technically, a very proficient.
Speaker 2: That's the important part of music.
Speaker 1: I like the idea, like, you know, when someone's like,
Speaker 1: em Nun's actually my favorite rapper, you're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: probably don't realize you're racist, but yeah, yeah, Like if
Speaker 1: someone was like, kid Rock actually my favorite rapper and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, you probably realized it huns probably.
Speaker 3: Oh that's the line. That's what Michigan. That's what Michigan
Speaker 3: does to you. Michigan has all your your racist if
Speaker 3: you like rappers, it's just you know, which.
Speaker 1: I know it's tough. Well that voice you hear in
Speaker 1: our second seat. One of the very faces on Mount Zeichmore,
Speaker 1: hilarious and brilliant producer, TV writer. You know him from
Speaker 1: Yo's This Racist.
Speaker 2: It's Andrew T.
Speaker 3: I got some make jokes while I guess hosts with
Speaker 3: the Daily Zeke.
Speaker 2: I's fot hit you with the posts.
Speaker 1: Who's woke?
Speaker 2: Who's woke? I was telling Jack.
Speaker 3: Before I got on that doing these has turned me
Speaker 3: into like a white assistant principle from nineteen ninety four. Like,
Speaker 3: I'm just like trying to make raps to connect with
Speaker 3: the kids, and it is a miserable.
Speaker 1: F rap with me along the Yeah, math is pretty neat.
Speaker 1: We got algebra. I don't know. I think it rhymes
Speaker 1: with algebra Church.
Speaker 2: We'll get there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Cool uh Dandalo Christ Right, here's a rap.
Speaker 2: A lot of ways. The songs are the original raps hit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now you might know the riz uh, but my man
Speaker 1: has riz in U from The Great So that's right
Speaker 1: that voice you're hearing. Another of the faces on Mount Zeitmore,
Speaker 1: It's a Banger, a hilarious acclaimed comedian actor, podcast host
Speaker 1: one of our favorite guests, host of the Y'all Gay podcast,
Speaker 1: The brilliant and talented ever made up?
Speaker 4: Okay, I will say my favorite eminem line ever is
Speaker 4: fuck you Debbie?
Speaker 1: Who's you?
Speaker 2: Debbie?
Speaker 1: Who's Debbie?
Speaker 5: That's I think that's his ex wife.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: I thought it was watch out.
Speaker 4: Things are about to get heavy. I just settled on
Speaker 4: my lawsuits.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was Kim's lawyer. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Somebody, somebody. Maybe it's his mom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he also doesn't like his mom. It's weird
Speaker 1: that his mom.
Speaker 2: Who doesn't like me.
Speaker 5: For a long time he didn't like women. Huh.
Speaker 2: I still know.
Speaker 4: Wait what like re listened? I was like, I'm going
Speaker 4: on a road trip. I'll listen to like Marshall Mathers.
Speaker 4: Why not put in some classic eminem.
Speaker 5: It's awful.
Speaker 2: It's his mom, Debbie Nelson.
Speaker 1: Debbie Nelson.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well yeah, she sued him.
Speaker 4: I will say later in life, it sounds like he
Speaker 4: turned a corner on gay rights.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it was when he did that a cappella
Speaker 1: rap where he was like and he's orange. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you think his beard is real or do you
Speaker 4: think that's a hair transplant?
Speaker 1: I think he and Jalen Rose go to the same person.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you know who. Jalen Rose
Speaker 1: is a former great college basketball player, very good NBA
Speaker 1: air and one of the great commentators. And he has
Speaker 1: he has a hairline that he's he's always had, like
Speaker 1: a great head of hair, and then lately it's beginning
Speaker 1: to look painted on in a way that is Oh yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw his line up on Twitters.
Speaker 1: His lineup is a little too too good to be
Speaker 1: true at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks a little bit like a lego man
Speaker 3: in some sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little just like.
Speaker 1: Just take it off, put it on. Uh, he's handsome, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very handsome man.
Speaker 5: Painted on hair, Yeah, seeing that picture. But I believe you.
Speaker 1: Eminem's beard has a lot in common with when Hulk
Speaker 1: Hogan came back as Hollywood hul Cogan and had a
Speaker 1: weird beard that like didn't match his face and it
Speaker 1: was just like, it doesn't Why does he have paint
Speaker 1: on his face? But I think it's I think it's real.
Speaker 1: It's just we had never seen him even with a
Speaker 1: whisker or something. And then yeah, it's just like the
Speaker 1: coloration or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, it does look crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So today's podcast is all about hanging out.
Speaker 1: We're just googling, googling shit, Google facial hair and yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well ever, we're going to get to know
Speaker 1: you a little bit better at the moment. But first
Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners some good news that we'll
Speaker 1: be talking about a little bit later on. Joe Biden
Speaker 1: is officially running for president in twenty twenty four. All
Speaker 1: our wishes have been answered. What's everybody laughing at? He dropped?
Speaker 2: It dropped?
Speaker 1: Man is so old?
Speaker 4: He actually forgot Listen, I'm a Democrat, whatever.
Speaker 2: Who cares? I think it is ord.
Speaker 3: Who cares territory with It's just like fine, Yeah, this.
Speaker 5: Is so fucking old. I'm so tired of old politicians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't touch as Yeah. He dropped a three
Speaker 1: minute video on our all up and there. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna do dueling videos because he dropped that.
Speaker 1: And then Sara Huckabye Sanders dropped a real woman beer
Speaker 1: toozy video. Yeah, so you know dueling videos. Hers is
Speaker 1: like a play on that, but light real men here
Speaker 1: like heroes, you know that. But like Marshall, that was
Speaker 1: like thank you.
Speaker 3: To the Yeah, I don't remember Edio, I remember the vibe.
Speaker 2: I feel like I watched it on mute on YouTube
Speaker 2: a lot. I have sense of it, but I don't
Speaker 2: know what it really is.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Well, we'll talk about maybe both those videos, and
Speaker 1: we might even get to the guys Milk campaign making
Speaker 1: its triumphant return and being a bitch about it. The
Speaker 1: gut Milk campaign is mean now, big, big news folks,
Speaker 1: all that plenty more. But first ever, we do like
Speaker 1: task our guests, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm really obsessed with my Bronco so I've been
Speaker 4: researching how to take a Bronco top off?
Speaker 5: Easy? But it's more like how too easy take off top? Bronco?
Speaker 1: Yeah, computer language, Yeah, too easy to take off Bronco top.
Speaker 4: And it's all like these middle aged men somehow still
Speaker 4: wearing like really tight skinny jeans with guts.
Speaker 5: You know the type. They're white.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and they they're like, I'm going to show
Speaker 4: you how to do this.
Speaker 5: It's super easy fifteen.
Speaker 4: Minutes and the video is actually like twenty five minutes,
Speaker 4: and you see them like struggling at one point.
Speaker 5: There's because it's super heavy.
Speaker 4: It's supposed to be like super easy to move and
Speaker 4: there's no way to do it gracefully.
Speaker 5: So you just see these.
Speaker 4: Men turtle backing a car roof with the window open,
Speaker 4: and then they have to squat down to put the
Speaker 4: roof on the ground and then they crawl out of it,
Speaker 4: and it's so funny.
Speaker 5: Fucking shit. It's like one guy has it up.
Speaker 4: He's like trying to like show like show off how
Speaker 4: strong as his hands are raised, his body is wobbling,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, you're about to drop that roof.
Speaker 2: Just like real Shaky had shutter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like with the new Broncos, like they fucked
Speaker 4: up the roof already.
Speaker 5: Sorry, they messed up the roof already.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 1: I can't say fun only on this subject actually, And.
Speaker 4: They mess up the the top so there's like a
Speaker 4: huge back border, like I ordered mine in twenty twenty
Speaker 4: and I didn't get it until last year.
Speaker 5: And it's because the hard top roofs don't really work.
Speaker 5: So to see these men almost.
Speaker 4: Drop their heart and just to know that they're about
Speaker 4: to be ruthless for a very long time. It's so funny,
Speaker 4: just the visualization of these men being like it's it's light, it's.
Speaker 1: Light, it's actually job they say three men job, but
Speaker 1: it's actually just one man job.
Speaker 4: And then like sometimes their jeans are too tight so
Speaker 4: they can't actually like squat down.
Speaker 1: Then the next video on their YouTube account is like
Speaker 1: an R I P to this. Yeah, like he touched
Speaker 1: so many lives.
Speaker 3: It's also like with that type of YouTube person, it's like,
Speaker 3: you know you can do a second take or like
Speaker 3: maybe cut around some of this stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I was like you that was the second take
Speaker 1: Andrew the first. They took out a.
Speaker 4: Kid, and they're just like leaving it loose in their
Speaker 4: front yards.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, actually was a pretty nice little Y're keep
Speaker 1: it here for a little bit on purpose, as was
Speaker 1: my plan. Yeah that's cool. I do feel like we
Speaker 1: kind of went along on the Bronco journey with you.
Speaker 1: Like one of your early search histories was like ordering
Speaker 1: a Bronco. You now have it. How are you feeling
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never felt this crazy about a material. It's
Speaker 4: an object.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 4: It uses a lot of gas. Now that's been fun
Speaker 4: coming up from a prius, so yeah.
Speaker 5: It's been fun.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is over it?
Speaker 4: Barnyard cheek and ship lap on homes that Chip and
Speaker 4: Joe renaissance only because like I grew up in Texas
Speaker 4: and like that's just kind of like whatever. But it's
Speaker 4: also a cheap way to flip a house and sell
Speaker 4: it for I think I'm just bitter right now because
Speaker 4: I'm trying to buy property in La and it's it's fun.
Speaker 5: We're all fucked, we're fucked, we're funed.
Speaker 4: And then to see like some shitty house with like
Speaker 4: some ship lap facade, I'm like, this ain't a barn.
Speaker 5: This ain't a barn house.
Speaker 4: This is the one tin.
Speaker 2: It's rustic barn style dwelling. That's fine.
Speaker 4: I love it. So I think that's overrated. It's everywhere
Speaker 4: now is.
Speaker 1: Barnard cheek, just like hollowing out the whole thing and
Speaker 1: then just having like a couple of doors that look
Speaker 1: like barn doors.
Speaker 4: It's like the outside facade of like I mean sometimes inside.
Speaker 4: But I noticed it a lot when I was like
Speaker 4: driving around the more affluent neighborhoods in La. Everyone is
Speaker 4: doing ship lap book top making it look like a
Speaker 4: barn door for a living room door.
Speaker 3: So wild, how much power those two have. I am
Speaker 3: just like like I'm just like they have such imminently
Speaker 3: gonna be canceled energy.
Speaker 2: Every time I see the one TV where I'm just
Speaker 2: like a.
Speaker 1: Chip and Joanna gains Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, I have
Speaker 1: definitely heard their names.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a magazine at grocery stores now who
Speaker 4: is still doing print magazines?
Speaker 3: People who watch that show highly over index for holding
Speaker 3: Gun Magazine.
Speaker 1: And Elvis and Eminem also because there is I was
Speaker 1: in the Whole Foods like I think within the last year,
Speaker 1: and there was just a magazine that was the Eminem Magazine.
Speaker 2: How many I.
Speaker 4: Want to know how many copies are getting purchased a
Speaker 4: year of the Eminem Magazine.
Speaker 1: It's strange. The publishing industry seems to have like undergone
Speaker 1: a very strange where they're like no more magazines unless
Speaker 1: they are they like seem like yeah, a magazine renaissance,
Speaker 1: but all magazines have to seem like they're at some
Speaker 1: like weird like gift shop outside of yeah, outside of
Speaker 1: an Eminem museum.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I love every time you go to the
Speaker 3: groceries because I think there are often it's like people
Speaker 3: right or something like It's like it's like a time
Speaker 3: presents Jesus the magazine what is happening? And how many
Speaker 3: issues of this?
Speaker 1: But have you read People and Us Weekly Jesus the magazine,
Speaker 1: because that's where you get the real tea honey, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: new ship.
Speaker 2: He keeps dropping ship.
Speaker 5: You know, it's like, okay, don't sleep on Jesus.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, that's right, and we never will now.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. What is something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated?
Speaker 5: One thing I think is underrated?
Speaker 4: I think I have a few things here, good Mayo
Speaker 4: and nice butter, And I also think that lifting heavyweights
Speaker 4: is underrated. I really enjoy lifting heavyweights, but I also
Speaker 4: really enjoy nice butter and good Mayo, and two kind of.
Speaker 5: Cancel each other out.
Speaker 4: No, gotten stronger, but I definitely have become a middle
Speaker 4: aged man with a pipe.
Speaker 3: You just gotta yeah, you just got to be the
Speaker 3: person that drinks that ship A.
Speaker 5: Nice butter, a nice butter. It's so you get a
Speaker 5: good creamy butter. Tell me it's not. It doesn't change your.
Speaker 1: Life where you sourcing that butter from?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Just because I just I just go straight up grocery
Speaker 1: store butter.
Speaker 2: Is that I mean?
Speaker 4: But then you go to like a nice fancy restaurant
Speaker 4: or like a nice fancy grocery store and you.
Speaker 5: See that seven dollars stick of butter and it's freshly churned.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not buying it, but if somebody I
Speaker 4: know buys it and has it at their.
Speaker 5: House, I'm gonna use it all.
Speaker 2: I'll try this.
Speaker 5: And I think about it all the time.
Speaker 1: The degree to which a like a five pieces of
Speaker 1: sea salt on top of a pad of butter will
Speaker 1: like plus it up in my brain. I'll just be like, Wow, this.
Speaker 5: Is change your life.
Speaker 1: This is so nice.
Speaker 5: I also love Duke's Mayo. Now I think I've talked
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've definitely and you all need.
Speaker 5: To get on the Duke's Mayo train if you're not
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 2: I only had it for the first time recently.
Speaker 3: I will admit I was also like just so drunk,
Speaker 3: so I don't really clock the difference, but it was good,
Speaker 3: Like I really liked the thing I was eating. But
Speaker 3: it's hard to know what it was speaking here.
Speaker 4: I think that I wrote these when I was high.
Speaker 4: I was looking at this email and I was like,
Speaker 4: for sure high.
Speaker 1: Right here, and this is where I got.
Speaker 2: What's the difference with Dukes, though creamier scream heer.
Speaker 5: I bought merch about Duke's merch. Wow, I'm a big
Speaker 5: Dukes fan.
Speaker 1: Now I'm told it has twang by their West Duke's
Speaker 1: got twin your view, My god, not Alice.
Speaker 5: No, your mom's twang isn't.
Speaker 3: Have you had QP Mayo, the Japanese Mayo? What do
Speaker 3: you think about that? It's it's much sweeter.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm like, not, I don't know, you're
Speaker 5: not a fan.
Speaker 2: I just I like American mayonnaise.
Speaker 4: I mean I only recently came into my Mayo era.
Speaker 4: I haven't I have all my life have been like
Speaker 4: this ship is disgusting.
Speaker 5: Oh, you make me sick. And now I've had it.
Speaker 4: Within the last two years. I've been like, oh, man,
Speaker 4: I've been sleeping on Mayo.
Speaker 1: In that scenario. Are you talking to somebody who's eating mayonnaise?
Speaker 1: Was disgusting? You make me sick.
Speaker 2: You need to get sunk out of my face.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're sick.
Speaker 1: I've always been a little unnerved by like Hellman's takes
Speaker 1: up most of their label claiming that their product is real.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I'm always like I was like, yeah, yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: really good. You don't real, you don't have testing, it's
Speaker 1: really it's real. Yeah yeah, oh you think it's fake.
Speaker 1: What No nobody thought that at all. Yeah you're fake,
Speaker 1: but you're shit is real here in Helman's but apparently
Speaker 1: the realist that. I think that is something you've talked
Speaker 1: about before but got broad support from our audience.
Speaker 4: You know what I think is going to come back
Speaker 4: to this year, just thinking about things I've been sleeping
Speaker 4: on totally unrelated.
Speaker 5: EBay is going to make a nice comeback.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time since I've used eBay.
Speaker 5: I'm calling it now, Ebays make it a comeback.
Speaker 2: I used.
Speaker 3: I will say I used Eba not recently recently, but
Speaker 3: like within the last like year and a half, I'd say,
Speaker 3: because I briefly became a dickhead that was really like
Speaker 3: God's going to be a watch guy, so I got
Speaker 3: like a vintage watch.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like since it was just like annoying in Japanese.
Speaker 2: But they still have the eBay stuff.
Speaker 3: But I think it's mostly just like kind of like
Speaker 3: Etsy ish in that it's like, you know, individual sellers,
Speaker 3: but it's more like shopping than like the whole bidding
Speaker 3: side of stuff.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it feels like it's between Etsy and Amazon
Speaker 1: lies ebit. Yeah right, it's.
Speaker 2: At a thriving fakes market, yes.
Speaker 1: Right, which is a man.
Speaker 5: If you're selling a fake, you.
Speaker 2: Gotta gots to get on EVA.
Speaker 5: You've gotta get it out.
Speaker 3: Or wait, have you guys used the fucking I don't
Speaker 3: know why you would have. But the Chinese Eva, what's
Speaker 3: it called?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it just like Wayble or something? I used it
Speaker 2: one time.
Speaker 1: I've had it recommended me.
Speaker 3: But everything on there is so sketchy and wonderfully cheap,
Speaker 3: and I mean, who knows, but it is amazing. I
Speaker 3: highly recommend if you need like ten thousand Christmas lights
Speaker 3: to ship to you in six months.
Speaker 1: You get on the schedule for christ.
Speaker 2: Although they just they put it on the ship I
Speaker 2: assume right away.
Speaker 1: But oh oh in six months. Yeah. Like the subscription
Speaker 1: thing that Amazon offers where it's like, you don't know
Speaker 1: what this every month.
Speaker 3: This is just some ship where they will bald face
Speaker 3: tell you, yeah, look for it in like four to
Speaker 3: nine months.
Speaker 1: It's like cool, that's a good idea. That's a good
Speaker 1: reminder for folks out there. Now six months from now,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be wanting ten thousand Christmas tree lights.
Speaker 5: So I don't know how to do this.
Speaker 4: I accidentally been on something and I don't want it yet.
Speaker 5: Just now I want to get off of it. I
Speaker 5: thought I was going to buy. Now I fucked myself.
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is spiraling fast. We got we gotta
Speaker 1: take break. Oh no, we'll be We'll be right back
Speaker 1: and talk about Joe Biden. And we're back, and so
Speaker 1: is Joe Biden for more years. I guess, I.
Speaker 5: Mean Trump is running again. We gotta.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a bad matchup for Trump, Like I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's demoralizing that we're in this position. It's demoralizing that
Speaker 1: his whole thing, like this video that he released with
Speaker 1: the announcement was just you know, a highlight reel of
Speaker 1: like Trump desantists, Marjorie Taylor Green and like a warning
Speaker 1: around the country mega streamists are lining up to take
Speaker 1: those bedrock freedoms away. And it's like, yeah, that fuck,
Speaker 1: that's true. He probably is our our safest bet when
Speaker 1: it comes to, you know, making sure that they don't
Speaker 1: take power. At this point, it's just a bummer that
Speaker 1: we have the fascist Party and then the at least
Speaker 1: we're not fascist party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's indicted.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, it's they don't care, it's I mean, Republicans
Speaker 6: are just like, who's the most racist person we can
Speaker 6: get away with at any given time?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: If he ends up facing Trump in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: it would be the first time since nineteen fifty six
Speaker 1: that the same nominees faced each other in consecutive presidential elections.
Speaker 1: So the Republicans had a video ready to drop though,
Speaker 1: was like, oh you think you want more of this?
Speaker 1: What if the weakest president we've ever had were re elected?
Speaker 1: And then they used a bunch of ai to illustrate,
Speaker 1: like Fox News talking points about like life under China
Speaker 1: will invade Taiwan, the stock market will collapse, the border
Speaker 1: could be overrun by illegals. San Francisco could be completely
Speaker 1: shut down due to crime and fentanyl.
Speaker 3: Like that, Like ohh that sounds awesome.
Speaker 1: Right, and become this like kind of cool, walkable city
Speaker 1: without the cars that have you seen escape from New
Speaker 1: York like that put San Francisco and without all the
Speaker 1: crime because that was all mostly made up by Yeah News,
Speaker 1: That would actually be dope. I know, it's just so
Speaker 1: weird how old he is. Like, it's just it's so
Speaker 1: strange that we have chosen this moment to have the
Speaker 1: two oldest presidential candidates ever at a time when the
Speaker 1: world is facing a more like changed and dangerous future
Speaker 1: that will affect like literally everyone on earth except for
Speaker 1: the extremely old. Yeah, let's let the extremely old run things.
Speaker 1: They probably seem.
Speaker 5: To have a grasp.
Speaker 3: There no skin in the game. It could not be
Speaker 3: more theoretical for these two.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's partially because like people's values are
Speaker 1: changing so much and so like the old institutions had
Speaker 1: to get real strong an egg row, and like that's
Speaker 1: where like that's why they came so hard with the
Speaker 1: Biden buckery when Bernie Sanders was like showing some momentum,
Speaker 1: and it's just like they had to reaffirm their power.
Speaker 1: I think the media felt threatened, had to reaffirm their power.
Speaker 1: And then probably like a big portion of the voting
Speaker 1: public is like, we can keep doubling down on the
Speaker 1: way it was the way it was, It'll just if
Speaker 1: we just keep can go back like it was the
Speaker 1: way it was, then it'll just go back to the
Speaker 1: way it was. And unfortunately that's not happening, but it
Speaker 1: it really feels like it's a nostala, Like everything in
Speaker 1: the mainstream is like a nostyal trow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's back.
Speaker 1: He's so retro, he's dead.
Speaker 2: This is bad robot Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: You know what, here's the thing, maybe, uh, when Joe
Speaker 3: Biden can be weakened at Bernie to just like aady,
Speaker 3: we just need someone someone to some good ship while
Speaker 3: he's in office, just at all, please.
Speaker 1: It's a reverse Bernie Weekend to Bernie's Bernie Weekend. A Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sarah Huckabee Sanders, she's trying to get in on the
Speaker 1: Ultra Right beer action because.
Speaker 4: He had a successful yeah, the machine.
Speaker 1: Gun apparently that Ultra right beer, which is like, there's
Speaker 1: no way that he's allowed to sell that beer. You
Speaker 1: can't just do a pop up T shirt store for
Speaker 1: beer because you're still selling beer and that's like highly
Speaker 1: regulated and dangerous and like could poison people to death.
Speaker 1: So they keep they keep pushing the Ultra Right Beer
Speaker 1: like launch date back further into May. I'm guessing we'll
Speaker 1: never actually see that be sold on a wide scale. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's this guy, Seth Weathers who's like a failed Republican
Speaker 1: strategist who did a viral video where he's like, beer
Speaker 1: companies don't even know which bathroom we're supposed to use now.
Speaker 1: Then he like walks out of the men's room drinking
Speaker 1: a beer like an it's like in a T ball setting.
Speaker 1: So he's like getting drunk at a T ball game
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. It's such a weird I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you you're divorce that your family hates you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is your weekend with the kids.
Speaker 1: So Sarah Huckbee Sanders, she's she's selling coozies for when
Speaker 1: the ultra right beer comes out, I guess, or maybe
Speaker 1: it seems like they've learned the lesson that they can't
Speaker 1: sell their own beer because it's like, if you want
Speaker 1: to put this on your beer and cover up the
Speaker 1: label of some woke brand, yeah, it's cool with us.
Speaker 2: What's also, the margin is so much higer artically.
Speaker 3: You know, she's charged and I assume, I don't know,
Speaker 3: ten bucks for twenty cents worth of foam.
Speaker 1: Like twenty cents is aggressive. That's probably overshooting it by
Speaker 1: quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Well, she got to get on Wayboy marketplace.
Speaker 1: So that's right. These will arive in six months. They
Speaker 1: have a picture of her with like real woman above
Speaker 1: it emblazoned in like bud light font. Also there's a
Speaker 1: thing that says real women don't have to fake it.
Speaker 1: But I can't imagine that she realizes that that is
Speaker 1: an orgasm joke that she feels like, so, yeah, someone
Speaker 1: snuck that in under her nose.
Speaker 2: This is me being a real rube.
Speaker 3: But like this whole like having a shotgun and at
Speaker 3: beer Koozi. I know everyone actually drinks when they hunt,
Speaker 3: but you really should, folks.
Speaker 1: The video they released is her with her dog with
Speaker 1: a shotgun, real things and lasened over it, and then
Speaker 1: just a bunch of stock footage like one is a
Speaker 1: woman fishing extra son. But it's all like people with
Speaker 1: their back turned, where people drinking beer that doesn't have
Speaker 1: labels on it. You know, it's just stuff that you
Speaker 1: like find from getty images the media. Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: One that was like kind of a great find that
Speaker 1: they found is a woman with like the smile from
Speaker 1: the horror movie smile on her face, like putting dried
Speaker 1: cod into a shoe box for some reason, and they're like,
Speaker 1: this is what liberals think fishing is It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's true. I think liberals also nowhere fish
Speaker 1: come from.
Speaker 5: Everybody people like to fish.
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, fishing is not as hard as these people
Speaker 3: see want to make it.
Speaker 1: See Hey, it's not called catching all right, you rod
Speaker 1: in the water.
Speaker 3: The Mega beer and Sarah Hukavie's unpleasant face Sadr boozy man.
Speaker 1: But it's it is fun too because she only has
Speaker 1: like one mode we saw it during the Trump administration
Speaker 1: where it's just like kind of a sour like on
Speaker 1: our face and yeah, just being like disapproving and kind
Speaker 1: of looking like she has indigestion while like dealing with
Speaker 1: the media. And then all these videos like require her
Speaker 1: to like be charismatic and it's it's worth one and
Speaker 1: the story of some of her like campaign ads are
Speaker 1: pretty greatly. At one point in what one of her
Speaker 1: campaign videos, she's pumping gas and then for some reason,
Speaker 1: the we Did It Joe video of Kamala Harris starts
Speaker 1: playing on the video screen at the pump and she
Speaker 1: like like like looked at it with disgust and then
Speaker 1: starts addressing the camera. And then there's another one called
Speaker 1: a rip Off, in which we see her seven year
Speaker 1: old son, George, doing chores, including mowing like the largest
Speaker 1: lawn you've ever seen with a gas powered mower. And
Speaker 1: then she pays him two dollars dollar for like what
Speaker 1: would take an entire sunday. She pays him two dollars
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know how money works, so he takes
Speaker 1: it and like sprints all the way to the grocery
Speaker 1: store and like, can't buy a pack of Little Debbie
Speaker 1: oatmeal cream pies with just two dollars because Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: as the person behind the counter informs.
Speaker 3: Him, Oh, man, I want to hear what the actor
Speaker 3: who plays the checkout guy's story.
Speaker 2: I just want to.
Speaker 5: I won't know why he did it.
Speaker 2: I mean, actors things hard.
Speaker 1: It's hard, hard to get a big book gig.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You're the only actor here. I'm like, for what you
Speaker 1: have to understand is the actor that's hard.
Speaker 5: I turned down a roll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're a successful look and okay, su sure, I.
Speaker 4: Guess in Alabama you're not going to have a lot
Speaker 4: of yeah opportunities.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, Alabama, Arkansas? Who cares?
Speaker 2: Yeah, straight out of the community theater to this ad.
Speaker 2: Wonderful stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies are two dollars and
Speaker 1: fifty eight cents, so she just needed to pay him
Speaker 1: three dollars for a full day work. But as Republicans are,
Speaker 1: are such weird liars.
Speaker 3: Also, her little boy certainly does not like Little Debbie
Speaker 3: cream pies. He likes like some weird fancy Republican ship.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know they're rich. He's a little rich boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, what is the ship?
Speaker 2: Mother? Mother?
Speaker 1: No, have the help bake me my favorite cookie, one
Speaker 1: of them? Only yeah, Like they're so unfamiliar with like
Speaker 1: the precepts of parenting that, like they're like yeah, and
Speaker 1: then so he uh finished his mom on the lawn
Speaker 1: and then like, I don't know, the sprints to the
Speaker 1: grocery store like a kid would. What do you Okay.
Speaker 2: It's just vibes, you know, economy vibes.
Speaker 3: Yes, no reality, No one who's shopped for a Little
Speaker 3: Debbie recently is like following for this.
Speaker 1: And yet yeah, don't you know, George, the vibes are
Speaker 1: all fucked up. You can't buy with two dollars. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break, then we'll come right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back and so are the people behind the
Speaker 1: Got Milk campaign. The Dairy Farmers of America are back
Speaker 1: with a like you guys remember this, right, It really
Speaker 1: the most successful ad campaign of my lifetime. I would, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it made us all think you have to
Speaker 2: drink milk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Got Milk is the hate campaign.
Speaker 3: It really is just like some like joyless celebrity ship
Speaker 3: that doesn't really make sense.
Speaker 2: If you think about it, but it's like good enough,
Speaker 2: I guess good night.
Speaker 5: I love drinking milk and athletics stuff.
Speaker 1: That. Yeah, because like I do remember like the stone
Speaker 1: cold Steve Austin one which we have a the doc
Speaker 1: here is just like him, shirt off, looking ripped with
Speaker 1: two glasses of milk, as though that's, oh my god,
Speaker 1: what he relies on to get just completely swollen. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean each one is different. You have Kermit like
Speaker 1: dressed like Robert Redford in the late seventies with the
Speaker 1: milk mustache, like just looking great, and people collected these.
Speaker 1: I remember they were like you who had various Got
Speaker 1: Milk magazine ads on their bedroom walls, like milk is
Speaker 1: not a cool thing, it's so wild.
Speaker 5: People have been putting the milk posters in there.
Speaker 1: People were Yeah, I mean I hang out with weird people.
Speaker 2: Milk.
Speaker 3: The deer idea of a frog drinking milk is so disgusting,
Speaker 3: is really like awful. So I will say the thing
Speaker 3: the thing that I saw, like, I live sort of
Speaker 3: close in LA where the Pieda offices are, and they
Speaker 3: have a billboard over their building that I assume is
Speaker 3: they're building, and they frequently have anti milk ad And
Speaker 3: the thing that I have noticed so frequently is that
Speaker 3: like another like kind of like no one ran this
Speaker 3: by anyone else messaging from Peta and sometimes other like
Speaker 3: plant based milks is like this milk is for a cow.
Speaker 3: Why would you take a cow's milk, which then like
Speaker 3: doesn't get to the b side of like they're sort
Speaker 3: of implying that like human milk would be fine for
Speaker 3: you to drink, right, which is like I think, not
Speaker 3: what they're going for.
Speaker 2: But it's so it's so hard for me to not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, if you want milk, go back to your mom,
Speaker 3: Like it's so weird.
Speaker 1: Walked it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like get it from your own mama's titty.
Speaker 1: Titty they have right.
Speaker 4: Now, they have the ugliest photo of a turkey you've
Speaker 4: ever seen, and then it says, please don't eat me.
Speaker 5: It's one from Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: That one huge turkey, this ugly.
Speaker 5: I want it out of my eyesight.
Speaker 1: For purposes, not because I'm hungry.
Speaker 5: I'm going to I.
Speaker 1: Think it is. They did a nationwide casting call and
Speaker 1: that was the cutest turkeys are just ugly and unfortunately,
Speaker 1: but have you guys tried turkey milk? That is wow.
Speaker 1: So they're bringing that back, because of course they are,
Speaker 1: because it's like a huge success. But they're not doing
Speaker 1: the milk mustache thing, the very simple thing that appealed
Speaker 1: to people for reasons that I don't nobody can fully explain.
Speaker 1: They are doing a big ad campaign where it's like
Speaker 1: fake commercials for wood milk, which is a new beverage
Speaker 1: promoted by Aubrey Plaza that like wood and is made
Speaker 1: of wood. It's basically like almond milk, basically wood milk,
Speaker 1: which sure you have to yeah, but it's like this.
Speaker 2: Is just so deeply sad for everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like plant based milks are better for you
Speaker 1: than cow milk. There's a study that like I bring
Speaker 1: it up a lot because it's just so interesting about
Speaker 1: like the way things work in America, that like the
Speaker 1: one time that heart disease has like dropped dramatically in
Speaker 1: the history of the United States was when there were
Speaker 1: milk rations during World War Two. Like there there's just
Speaker 1: like shit that much evidence that like milk kills like
Speaker 1: the one of the one of, if not the top
Speaker 1: killer of humans in America's heart disease. And like milk,
Speaker 1: if you just like said it's harder to get milk
Speaker 1: now than it used to be, you would be saving lives.
Speaker 1: But like dairy farmers are you know, incredibly powerful and
Speaker 1: so like in the same way that we have old
Speaker 1: politicians because they were powerful at a time, and like
Speaker 1: their power is being threatened, Like milk is just this
Speaker 1: like really sophisticated machine of like influence because their power
Speaker 1: was threatened very early on by just irrefutable evidence that
Speaker 1: what they're selling us is killing us.
Speaker 2: Milk kills people.
Speaker 3: You're like two steps away from making a whistacle. That's
Speaker 3: like Jack O'Brien says, Hitler saved millions of Americas.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did publish it. It didn't get that many readers,
Speaker 1: at least not the audience that I was looking for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll find them. Yeah, yeah, the silent majority.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I don't know. Producing a glass of
Speaker 1: dairy milk results in almost three times more greenhouse gas
Speaker 1: emissions than any plant based milk. But it's I don't know,
Speaker 1: We're going to be seeing this everywhere and it's just
Speaker 1: like mean and cat and not what my got Milk
Speaker 1: campaign was all about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're past the positivity days. Man, it's about it's
Speaker 3: just monthsly it everywhere and I I just yeah, you
Speaker 3: just want more like lies and weird slanders from all
Speaker 3: your marketing campaigns everywhere.
Speaker 2: The future is glorious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know. I will I will go
Speaker 1: back to drinking whole milk just right from the cart
Speaker 1: and straight through the dome before and after workouts during
Speaker 1: during Yeah, just have a there's no.
Speaker 3: More effective ad you could have for plant milk that
Speaker 3: just like do a reality thing, or you just give
Speaker 3: a bunch of people out of gym milk, do it,
Speaker 3: do whatever, and then just like every twenty minutes, just
Speaker 3: be like.
Speaker 2: Ed it smells insane in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just leaving walking by outside of the gym are like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, damn, got the milk.
Speaker 5: Spill My milk, spill the milk on the machine.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's.
Speaker 5: On the treadmill on the track.
Speaker 2: You know, milk mop mop it up later. I guess
Speaker 2: a few more paper towels.
Speaker 5: We should just start whispering milk right now.
Speaker 2: Milk, milk, milk purps. Oh.
Speaker 1: Anyways, Ever truly a pleasure having it.
Speaker 4: I always love being here and just crashing whatever topics
Speaker 4: we might actually you should discuss.
Speaker 5: It's always a pleasure.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we just watched a Patreon. Thank you for reminding me.
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Speaker 4: I have really been enjoying Tanara Double Chocolate on TikTok,
Speaker 4: where she's like everyone's so creative and she just watches
Speaker 4: people's really bad recipes and does commentary on it.
Speaker 5: It's just really funny.
Speaker 1: In the moment, it feels like you're seeing her very
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it feels so good.
Speaker 4: And then once you keep watching it, you see that
Speaker 4: she keeps bringing back fictional characters and I really love
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Speaker 3: real crap bag, but I'm proud of all of it,
Speaker 3: even those really stupid, really stupid. I guess my media
Speaker 3: is the same as yesterday because between now and then,
Speaker 3: all I've still done has been on Twitter looking at
Speaker 3: these blue check mark lunatics, so broadly, I guess the
Speaker 3: conversation that I thought was funny today the Eve six
Speaker 3: guy who I know has a name, but it's to
Speaker 3: me it's just eve six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean his Twitter handle is Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to read all this because there's just
Speaker 3: too much here, but basically, someone like quote tweeted this
Speaker 3: is like poker player with like a blue check purchase
Speaker 3: blue check mark quote tweeted Steve Albini, saying this guy's
Speaker 3: paying for likes and follows right Engagement Analytics on this
Speaker 3: art on sense a call and then the reply from
Speaker 3: Eve six. Guy was just starting to realize just how
Speaker 3: distorted these guys' perception of the blue check has been.
Speaker 3: And it's extremely funny. Sorry, none of this is humorous,
Speaker 3: but I just cannot stop. They really thought I always
Speaker 3: said this yesterday, but they thought that the blue check
Speaker 3: made Beyonce cool, not Beyonce made the blue check real.
Speaker 2: It's so bonkers.
Speaker 1: Really got this one wrong.
Speaker 3: Wow, I know, and that applies to all of their thinking.
Speaker 3: This is They're very stupid people.
Speaker 1: These guys in charge. That's what I'm saying. I know,
Speaker 1: all right, you can find me on Twitter, Jack Underscore, O'Brien.
Speaker 1: I've just been watching the video of the guy who
Speaker 1: faked his own death and then fled to Scotland and
Speaker 1: changed his name and adopted a fake British accent. He's
Speaker 1: on like a news thing with his wife who seems
Speaker 1: like she's like having a hard time even keeping a
Speaker 1: straight face and he's got like a gas mask on.
Speaker 1: I think it probably has to do with him like
Speaker 1: wanting to hide his fake accent, partially because it's just
Speaker 1: like the whole time he's.
Speaker 3: Dressed like you put into an AI What if Baron
Speaker 3: Carkonen was in The Great.
Speaker 2: Gassy And it's like it's so weird.
Speaker 1: It's it's like bad improv character work. Like he went
Speaker 1: to England, was like I can probably do a fake
Speaker 1: British accent, couldn't decided to like persist with the accent
Speaker 1: and like somehow got married. Like I think the gas
Speaker 1: mask has to be like part of the calculation, just
Speaker 1: the layers of like bad action and like desperation and
Speaker 1: like commitment to the bit his next level, like fake crying.
Speaker 1: At one point he's like you think I can walk?
Speaker 1: I can't walk, and then like stands up and then
Speaker 1: like falls back down because his wife is like no, no,
Speaker 1: don't do it.
Speaker 3: It makes me realize how people can think that WWE
Speaker 3: is real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just commit, don's commit Yeah, and this guy's all
Speaker 1: about the KFA. It's it's awesome. Well, we'll link off
Speaker 1: to the video on the footnotes. You can find us
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Speaker 1: talked about in the episode, as well as a song
Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy. Uh, super producer Brian,
Speaker 1: is there a song that you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I do have a song. I have an
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Speaker 3: Oh pro, don't tell me about it's pro con. Don't
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Speaker 7: So this song is by Charlotte Aditierie and Bolus Pupil.
Speaker 7: It's called Linda and It He examines the common refrain
Speaker 7: from racist go back to your country where you belong,
Speaker 7: and the feeling of feeling like a foreigner wherever you go.
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