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Subscribe to Armstrong and Getty on 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:40.839 demand or one more thing. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:43.200 We think you'll enjoy it, sir, So are you raw 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:44.040 dogging the air? 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:47.240 This is kind of funny and interesting in a couple 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.080 of different ways. So it says Taylor Lorenz human being 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:51.120 that we've talked about before. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:51.519 She was a. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.760 Washington Post columnist that was so over the top and 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.120 nuts they had to let her go from the Washington 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.400 bo start did she quit? Whichever one it was, They 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.280 couldn't be They couldn't work together anymore. First of all, 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:06.920 she's super crazy, pro Hamas and everything like that, and 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:10.640 wrote a column for the WAPO accusing Joe Biden to 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.080 being a war criminal for supporting blah blah blah all 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:16.160 back crap. Anyway, she's got a book out to talk 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:19.920 about her days in journalism at the Washington Post and 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:22.680 stuff that no one will ever read. And she had 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:28.440 a book event over the weekend in which, uh, and 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:31.240 as this will become clear in a second, she was 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:33.880 super worried about COVID for some reason this book event. 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.679 Oh and well, I'll just read this tweet first, She 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.880 tweets out, planning a COVID safe book launch took months. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:46.959 Why did it even cross your mind? This is this 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:49.960 is too, this is contemporary. This was two days ago. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:54.360 Planning a COVID safe book launch took months and thousands 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:59.080 of my own dollars, ensuring, testing outdoor space, uv lights 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.000 and a lit other precautions. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:05.400 Okay, how insane is that? I didn't want to steal 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.760 your thunder in case that's where it's going. But her 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:11.320 main what she's known for mostly am I still in 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:16.280 your thunder? I don't know, is absolutely rabid enforcement of 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:23.760 online especially never challenging the mainstream, especially during COVID. If 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.840 you dared suggest there was a problem with knockdowns or vaccines, 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.840 were she wanted you docked ruined deep platform, called out 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:31.960 your career. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:35.840 Over She's a freaking lunatic. God, that is crazy. So 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:38.440 you're launching your book, you spend thousands of your own 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:43.880 dollars to make sure everybody gets tested, now really before 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.560 they're allowed in the book thing u V lights whatever 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.800 those are for, and a little of other precautions. Mean, awhile, 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:53.320 you dumb f's, I'm glad I didn't actually say it. Meanwhile, 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:55.840 you dumb f's are out there raw dogging the air 0:02:56.120 --> 0:03:00.000 and spewing your disease laden breath all over your elderly neighbors. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.799 Quote from Taylor Lorenz. Yeah, so that's where the phrase 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.240 raw dogging the air comes from. 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:11.320 Raw dogging the air. Lorenz claims that people who don't 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.040 wear masks in public are quote raw dogging the air. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:20.160 Said this music out. That's usually a phrase I obscene. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.399 That's usually a phrase that means you're having sex without 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:23.800 a condom. 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:27.200 Oh oh, I was right, it is cause I have 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:30.720 seen Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're you're raw dogging if you're 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:34.120 having six, which is fine to me. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:38.080 It's also a viral TikTok trend where passengers on airplanes 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:42.000 sit silently and without distractions on long flights. I like 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:45.720 Putty and Seinfeldt I've never heard that one before anyway. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:46.320 Uh. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.520 I don't know if I know anybody this crazy about COVID, 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.280 but I know some people that are still pretty damn 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:55.440 masked up and won't shake hands and stuff like that currently, 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:56.240 so they. 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:58.120 Really need to be analyzed. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:01.640 Wow, you have an event and you make everybody get tested, 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.320 masked and have special UV lights. 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.680 Wow, you're an insane person. Yeah. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.600 Oh yeah, she is mentally unbalanced, absolutely true, and just 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:11.640 absolutely vicious. 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:13.040 Yeah, she's a terrible human being. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.360 So if you hear that, that's making the rounds around 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:19.560 social media, the raw dogging the air. It's very popular 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:23.120 right now, since we're talking about COVID, should throw this out. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.920 You know old Cash Patel, who might be the director 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:31.200 of the FBI. Last year, he was selling some sort 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:34.719 of pills on a website and on his Twitter feed 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:41.080 that were for reversing the vacs. If you want to 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.599 cleanse your body of the COVID vaccine and worry about 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.360 the damage it was doing to you and your children, 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:50.039 you could take his pills to reverse any of the vaccines. Wow, 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:51.200 whatever it was doing to. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:55.440 You, that's just stealing the money of the easily led suckers. 0:04:55.560 --> 0:05:00.520 That's just fraud. Wow. Well, yeah, that's fraud, merchant. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:02.679 You know what I should have asked for the clip 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.040 from Special Report with Brett Beer last night, in which 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:11.559 Trey Goudie, former federal prosecutor and a guy I really like, said, 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:15.240 as against the Matt Gates nomination, as I was, I 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:16.880 am for Cash Patel. 0:05:17.000 --> 0:05:19.280 I really think he will do a great job. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:19.680 Cool. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:20.599 That means a lot to me. 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.560 Did he get into specifics, Well, yeah, he just thought 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:28.039 Patel did an absolutely fantastic, smart, aggressive job in countering 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:29.360 the Russian collusion hoax. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:31.320 Oh, we do have that clip, Go ahead. 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:35.440 Michael worked elbow to elbow with Cash Patel for two years. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:40.000 You would not know the foundation or the funding of 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.000 the Steel dossier. You would not know him about five abuse, 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.200 You would not know about Fusion GPS had it not 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.920 been for the hard work of a guy named Cash Patel. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:54.200 He is quite candidly the most unfairly maligned person that 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:57.479 I worked with the entire eight years I was in Washington. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:59.960 So I know the left setting their hair on fire 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.520 is because of what he found, not because of who 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.039 he is. Because of what he found, you would not 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:06.640 know about the fives of views. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.559 If it were not for cash till and his side 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.320 hustle was selling steak oil that. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.520 I don't like that, But that's all I need to know, 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.680 because Trey Goudy has pointed out, I mean, he was hardcore. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.200 Matt Gates shouldn't be attorney general hardcore correct. So it's 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.880 not like he's, you know, going along with it or 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:29.560 whatever Trump wants. No, if former prosecutor like that is 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.520 on his side, that's all I need to know. Cool, 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:32.240 glad to hear that. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:34.000 Yeah, I love Trey Goudy. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:40.000 Yeah, Patel is clearly in that list of I said yesterday, 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.080 I think it was that fifty percent of Trump's nominations 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:46.280 were rock solid, about twenty five percent were surprising and intriguing, 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.760 and twenty five percent or so or bat oop nuts 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:54.000 And those are rough numbers obviously. Yeah, Patel's clearly in 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:55.719 that intriguing category. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.120 And since we brought you the phrase raw dogging the 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:00.760 air that you might come across, are you aware of 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:06.400 the term anxiety, which apparently is popular right now with 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.919 some studies out on which alcohol is the best to 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.840 drink to avoid anxiety. I don't know if Joe has 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:15.240 suffered from this over the Thanksgiving break. There are a 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.720 couple of drinks that make it worse than others. Apparently, 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:19.640 when you have a hangover and it makes you really, 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:20.880 really anxious. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.400 Some boozeres do that in something does I just well, 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.000 I don't know about that. I tend to think those distinctions. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:30.200 Alcohol is alcohoony, right exactly? Yeah, but yes, I actually 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:31.880 I just happen to be reading about that. 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:33.320 A guy quit drinking. He said. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.680 One of the reasons was is it increases the production 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.760 of cortisol? Was it, which is a hormone that contributes 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:41.800 to anxiety. Don't forgive me if that's the wrong hormone, but. 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.200 So you wake up? I thought that was interesting. 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:48.160 Hungover and anxious, although the anxiety might be the where's 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:48.560 my car? 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:53.520 Or who is she? I mean, that will make you anxious, right, yeah? Yeah? Right? 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:57.080 Or I feel terrible? Am I having a heart attack? 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:01.040 Or you know, is something wrong with my brain? I'm 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.160 very far or or. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:04.720 Now I got to get a new job. That'll make 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:10.240 you anxious too, I said, what, Yeah, that'll will make 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:11.080 you anxious, all right? 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:12.680 Or how long are they gonna leave me in here 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:15.280 before I get to see a lawyer? That'll make you anxious. 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.200 I've told them three times I got to pee or 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:22.440 are they gonna let me pee? Ang soty, Yes, okay, great, 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:26.120 And I've become aware through a bit of research, very 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:27.240 little research. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:29.800 That raw dogging, which is fun to say because of 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:35.560 the assimilation, not assimilation, assonance and is what what am 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:36.200 I looking for? 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:40.840 Alliterations? Alliteration except it's assonance. Yeah, it's it's the vowel 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.959 sound raw dogging, raw dog. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.320 It's fun to say. It can be a number of things. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.680 It originated as having unprotected sex. But like if you 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.920 have the flu, you don't take any medication and you 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:56.839 just gut it out, that's raw dogging the flu. I 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.480 would use a multi purpose. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:00.520 I'm not going to say to my kids, they have 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.240 a headache, would you like some mighty be proken. I'm 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.120 gonna say, oh so your raw dog and your headache. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.880 I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna use that 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:07.520 in that way. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:12.199 Well you don't have to, but it is multi multi use, 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:13.040 very fersatile. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.520 And then sitting on a plane and staring straight ahead 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:16.880 that what he said. 0:09:17.360 --> 0:09:23.720 I guess it's evolved into just means dealing with something 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:25.160 without any aid. 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:30.680 First flight, I got on, had Life Story person in 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:35.000 front of me, loud Life Story person. Oh, I didn't 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.320 have any headphones or anything like that. I'm just gonna read. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:40.520 But just I just I'm always amazed. 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:43.720 By that, the lack of self awareness for how loud 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:46.040 you are or how much you're talking. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.120 Do you notice nobody else is talking. You've been talking for. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.680 An hour and nobody else has been talking. It doesn't 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.280 seem odd to you in any way? 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.800 Nope, it doesn't. How those people? 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:00.640 How do you going through your whole life without without thinking, huh, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.640 there's a bunch of human beings here. We could either 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:06.040 all not talk, or we could all talk equally, or 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.680 I could talk the entire time while they listen. One 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:14.479 of them seems odd. Yeah, it's impossible for me to imagine. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:17.640 And I think one of the reasons I'm reasonably good 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.240 at this is I'm very self conscious about what I say, so. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.880 I tend to form it pretty carefully. I mean, somebody 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:24.480 can say, Joe, what do you think? And I think 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:27.000 is it appropriate for me to talk now? So I 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:30.200 can't imagine somebody who's in that completely polar opposite headspace. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:30.680 I just can't. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.160 And then along with the volume, just like so everybody 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:35.760 in several roles can hear you night. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:36.040 Yeah. 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:37.480 And then when I got out of high school, that's 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:38.760 when the fun really started. 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:43.319 So I joined the military. I don't recall asking, sir, 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:46.599 what the hell do you know anybody like that? And 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:47.640 you have any explanation. 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.840 I've been wondering about this my whole Life's. 0:10:50.720 --> 0:11:00.400 Jack Armstrong and Joe Armstrong and Getty show them I'm 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.800 getting shot apple. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:03.200 Pool and nothing. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.000 If you're a sports fan, here's the latest. If you're 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:08.720 a baseball fan, particularly latest sensation. Are you into tugboat yet? 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:14.000 I've read about tugboat two hundred and seventy pound baseball player, 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.360 big fat guy, really really good, and apparently his YouTube 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:20.560 videos are very popular. So if you're a baseball fan 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:24.000 and you like oddities, it's not like a bearded woman 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:27.959 or something, but it is a bigger guy usually. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:28.439 See. 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:33.480 Wow, that that sounded transphobic to me. So back to 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:35.440 this tugboat guy. Though he's you know, he's at a 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.280 low level of a minor league ball at this point, lowish, 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.880 but he strikes out more than half the batters he faces. 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:44.640 It's his numbers are astonishing. I'm intrigued. I want to 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:45.840 watch one of his games. 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:48.959 By the way, Ryan Gosling and mikey Day of Saturday 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.960 Night Live are reprising their Beavis and butt Head act. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.080 It has become very popular. If you saw that sketch 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.160 on Saturday Night Live. 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:55.880 A couple of weeks ago. 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.000 So they're making the rounds doing that, including at the 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.640 premiere of his latest film. I wouldn't be surprised if 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:03.680 there isn't somebody making a movie that will feature those 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.240 two as Beevis and but Hit. 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:08.400 It was pretty damned funny. But I wanted to get 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:08.679 to this. 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.480 The New York Times had this article over the weekend 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.520 that I read because I'm always wondering about this, and 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:18.040 this is a classic the food expiration dates. You should 0:12:18.080 --> 0:12:22.559 actually follow. This comes up all the time. The first 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.760 thing you should know, said the New York Times. The dates, 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.600 as we know them have nothing to do with safety. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.000 I have thank you. 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.400 I have been involved with people in my life at 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:36.640 various points who followed these religiously, as if they were 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:40.600 God's own word. And if you were anywhere near the date, 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.760 let alone past it, obviously that is something you shouldn't eat. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:45.560 It's not even based on safety. 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:50.280 According to the US Department of Agriculture, it's completely voluntary 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:55.079 for all products except for baby food. It's completely voluntary, 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.319 and so there are no rules around it whatsoever. And 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.800 it's got nothing to do with safety. And it's solely 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.960 based on the manufacturer's best guess as to when the 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:07.520 product will not be at peak quality, whatever that means. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:13.640 And of course there is a financial incentive to imply 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:16.800 that this isn't safe to eat it after a certain date, 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:17.800 so you'll buy another one. 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.160 Yeah, throw it out and go to the store and 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:21.600 buy another one. Yeah, exactly. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.400 Anyway, So it goes through in the New York Times 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:25.680 some of the things that never go bad. White flour 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.000 never goes bad. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:27.800 Did you know? 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.000 It never goes bad? Keep that around forever? Talks about bread. 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:32.559 I struggle with this. So I've been trying to eat 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.560 more healthier bread. You know, I've been a wonderbread guy 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.280 my whole life. There's not a lot of nutrition in wonderbread. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:40.680 It's a child's bread, but it does stay soft and 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:44.560 edible for a very long time. And as it talks here, 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.720 a lot of those breads like I get wonderbread. You've 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.800 got like a full week probably on that loaf where 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.760 you get fresh bread from your bakery, which is so good, 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.000 you know, an hour after it was baked to stale 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:59.240 the next day. So well is the wonders of chemistry. 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:02.000 So when you buy the fresh bread, which is delicious, 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:04.720 you sit and eat it all one one afternoon or all. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.080 In one sitting. That's right. I just eat it and 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.040 eat it and eat it. Yeah, spices last forever. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.840 I don't I don't remember ever looking at the expiration 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.120 date on my salt or pepper, and. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.840 Do not discover the joys of the plastic bag. It 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.800 keeps spread fresh for days days, and tastes. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:21.720 I always feel like. 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:24.680 It gets too moist you put in a plastic bag, 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:25.680 it gets like gooey. 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:29.840 I don't like that, like like real bread. Yeah no, no, 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:33.080 why does that happen to me? I don't know. I 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:33.840 can't imagine. 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.360 I mean, I tend to eat like rye and pumpernickel 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:39.800 and grown man's breads. Seven grain is my favorite. Nos, 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:41.760 it got six grain maybe in. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.560 A pinch seven that's what I require. 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.720 I actually hate both of those. I would I would 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:47.520 not eat a sandwich. I would take the bread off 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.280 if it had rye bread on it or no. Grow 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:54.280 What an odd character you are anyway? Yeah, they last 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.400 for a week, week and half at least. Yeah, they last. 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:57.800 Util them. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:02.480 Don't eat canned goods. Hard goods last for years. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:06.000 If I've met old tea leaking, it's fine, go ahead 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:09.120 and eat them. 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:12.800 Rusty smells weird. Don't worry about it. Now, that's not 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:14.920 what they said. As long as the can or jar 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.160 is not touched in any way or it doesn't look 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:23.280 damage to last forever. Mustards last forever. My yellow French 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:25.320 is mustard that I get to go with my wonderbread 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:26.440 lasts forever. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.520 Would you know I'm going to write a song about 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:32.080 mustard today after the show Mustards Last Forever. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.560 I'm a man who enjoys mustard. I have no less 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:40.640 than ten different mustards in my refrigerator. I eat them 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.040 gleefully on rye bread. It's your pinky in the air. 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:48.400 Yeah, disgusting, because made you have any gray popon? 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.880 I do, really, I've never even, of course, tasted gray popon. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.720 I don't even actually know what it is. I've only 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:57.000 heard about it in advertisements. And then finally, milk I 0:15:57.000 --> 0:15:58.240 wanted to get to that, just because that's when we 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:59.960 worry about lot, especially if you have kids. We've all 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:03.000 accidentally poured some clumpy, spoiled milk into our cereal holes. 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.680 I have done. It is one of the worst smells 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.760 on earth. That's like nature's own protective mechanism, right, It's 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.680 letting our brains know this is not good. Don't eat it. 0:16:12.680 --> 0:16:14.760 It can seem like your milk is perfectly fine until 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:15.520 it's suddenly not. 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.840 How does it go bad overnight? The truth is it doesn't. 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:20.760 From the moment you open a carton of milk, bacteria 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:26.120 starts to digest lactose and produce acidic byproducts. Anyway, if 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.520 you want your milk to last longer, look for ultra 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:33.360 high temperature or UHT labeled on the milk. I've never 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:35.360 looked for that before, but some milks have it and 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.560 some don't. Milk and these cartons have been pasteurized at 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.520 a high temperature, hot enough to destroy destroy all the 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.440 bacteria and then in there and they last a lot longer. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.200 I will start looking for that today because I feel 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:46.440 like my milk goes bad fast. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.640 You know, that's the same as ultra pasteurized. I guess 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.000 I've seen that label. You know whose milk is sucky? 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.840 I won't mention a particular place, but like a lot 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.840 of convenience store milk, I don't know how what they 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.120 do on the trucks. 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.880 But out you were talking about a particular mother in 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:03.040 your neighborhood or something. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:07.240 Do you know whose milk is quote unquote sucky? It's terrible? 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:07.640 All right? 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:11.320 Who's what milk from a convenience story, it's it won't 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.120 last like a day if it's any good at all. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.119 I don't know if the truck's sit there and get hot. 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.360 But yeah, anytime I buy milk at a convenience store, 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.000 I have I have bad, bad luck with it. I 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.560 don't think they see keep it cold all the way 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:23.240 through like they do. 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:26.280 At the grocery stores. Yeah, I wonder. Oh they're in 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:28.639 the same fridge as the beer and the PEPSI that 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:32.439 might be my least favorite smell slash taste is spoiled milk. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:42.880 Ugh Armstrong, The Armstrong and Getty Show. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:46.480 I love this from Andrew Styles the Definitive List of 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:51.479 winners and losers the twenty twenty four election, and actually, 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.560 much as I love andrewing it, to Quipple with his opening, 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.240 he says, the election's over. Donald Trump and the Republicans, 0:17:56.240 --> 0:18:00.919 excuse me, want a stunning and decide of victory. I 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.520 would say Donald Trump won a stunning in decisive victory. 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.760 The Senate performed very very well, and the House scraped. 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:11.440 By for the Republicans. Yeah, mentioned certified government mentioned this earlier. 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:13.160 I hadn't thought about it until I heard a Democrat 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:15.640 pointed out, how can you call it a wave if 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:18.840 you're going to have like a three seat majority in 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:21.600 the House of Representatives, that ain't much of a wave. 0:18:21.680 --> 0:18:23.919 I mean, when Obama won, he had like an eighty 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:24.840 seat majority. 0:18:25.359 --> 0:18:26.760 It's an indy bitty wave. Yeah. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:31.360 But anyway, winners and losers. Winner diversity, actual diversity. All 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:33.800 sorts of different people voted for Trump and got out 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.160 of their electoral pens that the Democrat had told them 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.560 they ought to stay in the Democrats rather, with the 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:43.280 exception of seniors and college educated white women. Huzzah, Trump 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:46.520 improved his margins in every group. Winner Hillary Clinton no 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:48.520 longer the only Democrat to lose to Trump. 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:49.719 Winner. 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:52.280 Mental health professionals about to make a fortune treating the 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.880 emotional breakdowns of college educated white women and deranged liberals 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:59.879 and journalists who base their entire personalities on hating Trump. 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:02.080 And his Wow, what a way to live your life. 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:04.720 All the same people who are cutting off friends and 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:06.720 loved ones who care about them deeply as a human 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:09.200 being because they because they've bought I think the most 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:12.440 hyperbolic and ridiculous stuff about the politics. 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:16.240 Spend Thanksgiving alone and in the comfort of knowing at 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:18.520 least you're not hanging around with Trump voters. 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:22.760 You weirdo are evil, That's right. Another winner Dean Phillips. 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.280 Only Democrat with the balls to run against Biden in 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:27.160 the Democratic primary and say he's too old. 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:28.880 He was mocked and ridiculed at the time. 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:31.600 Oh Man in the Democratic Party cut his legs out 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:34.000 from underneath him, made it impossible for him to get anywhere. 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:36.399