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Speaker 1: Scotti ready for one.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so ready for one.

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Speaker 1: This is great woman Pias alcohol despite not drinking a drop.

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Speaker 3: Ooh, that is bananas.

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Speaker 4: Would you?

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Speaker 5: It's you my sillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would you?

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Speaker 2: Bananas?

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Speaker 6: Baby? Ba baby bananas ba?

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, I'm Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: And I'm Scotti Landis. Welcome to the silliest little podcast

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Speaker 2: there ever was Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 1: And this is the first episode we're recording since we've

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Speaker 1: actually like launched, uh and so we just want to

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Speaker 1: thank everybody for subscribing and for rating us and reviewing us.

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Speaker 1: It's been overwhelming. Scotty and I we're tearful. We're so happy.

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Speaker 2: I wept all night, I wept all morning. It was beautiful.

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Speaker 2: So thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Guys, can't stop crying. Thank you guys. And we are

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Speaker 1: very excited to have a very very special guest, our

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Speaker 1: good friend. Ladies and I put your hands together for

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Speaker 1: the wonderful Emily Gordon.

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Speaker 5: Hi, thank you, thank you myself absolutely.

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Speaker 1: How are you Emily?

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Speaker 5: Uh? You know, doing great. I haven't said crying either

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Speaker 5: for other reasons.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's joyful. Yours is more just containment. So it is.

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Speaker 1: It's the pandemic roller coaster.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: For me, it really goes. It goes good day, medium day,

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Speaker 5: Ahead, and then I'll be surprised every time the bad

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Speaker 5: I'm like, well, here we are, pillow doukness, my old friend.

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Speaker 2: I believe have you spotted any of your neighbors behaving strangely?

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Speaker 5: What my neighbors are doing is talking to me.

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Speaker 3: Oh like trying to talk to you all the time.

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Speaker 5: Here's I'm sure they're very nice. It's they're very nice people.

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Speaker 5: We had Our neighbors next door have started being way

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Speaker 5: more chatty and have also been telling us that they've

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Speaker 5: been listening to the podcast that my husband and I

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Speaker 5: have been doing together. Give us which name everybody staying

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Speaker 5: in with Emily and Kumal. Thanks for the plug. But

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Speaker 5: I'm enjoying a community, but I don't need this much community.

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Speaker 5: I cannot, and so make up one.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh man, this guy's got this iguana. He's walking

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Speaker 3: That could be the whole neighborhood there.

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Speaker 1: I do live in an iguana centric neighborhood. It's a

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Speaker 5: Like we heard that. Caravala and I just looked at

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Speaker 5: what the fuck Karen? You can't. This is not a

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Speaker 2: He stole a glance. So tell me about this woman

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Speaker 2: that peas alcohol. Kurt.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, of course, my dream was no kidding. This

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Speaker 1: course by Zoe Drew at our best friend. So the

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Speaker 1: unnamed Patient sixty one has become the first person in

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Speaker 5: Which is like a yeast infection situation? Right?

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Speaker 1: Double double points for that? Thank you, Emily.

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Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: You can, you can't. Oh wow, it is a disease

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Speaker 3: She should be. We should hoist her up, we should

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Speaker 5: We would you drink it?

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Speaker 1: I don't think anybody else does this. That she is

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she really is. And what a sad thing to

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Speaker 5: Also, it's also true that people with schizophrenia will when

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Speaker 3: No, I haven't heard that.

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Speaker 1: sure I could google it, but I ain't going.

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Speaker 2: To never do Google ruined urban legends. Let's say I share,

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Speaker 2: I'm switching gears completely. I'm reading the headline Prickles the

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Speaker 2: is Prickles, and Prickles hasn't been shorn. Oh. Her name

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Speaker 1: Because to see this on the Instagram thing, is it

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Speaker 2: It's a circle with a sheep's face in the front.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like he's just got her like mister T.

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Speaker 2: honestly just didn't realize Prickles was missing for seven years.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's maybe a home alone situation where they were

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Speaker 2: And I don't know if they sheared her or shorn her,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's lived a life without Prickles.

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Speaker 1: I know, and now that's the story life with Prickles now.

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Speaker 2: You rolled the dice.

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Speaker 1: I rolled the dice, and I was like, make it

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you guys ever been to like a bull

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Speaker 2: Mutton busting is the highlight where they basically take children,

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Speaker 2: this sun Barclay might be he might be mutton busting

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Speaker 1: This mutton busting is the most dirty sound. I hate

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Speaker 5: I ain't afraid of know mutton That's what I want

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Speaker 2: That, guys. I highly encourage youtubing mutton busting. It's a

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Speaker 5: But uh yeah, can you imagine being like what happened

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Speaker 5: to you? Oh? I I was holding onto his sheep

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Speaker 2: It feels like sometimes you see something so American that

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Speaker 2: No, no, yeah. And that kid.

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Speaker 5: Adam, and that is Adam Driver. That's how you make

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Speaker 1: It turns out, Yeah, I got to do early in

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Speaker 1: that is going to impress you.

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Speaker 2: Never say never, man, you might be. You might skydive

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Speaker 2: right in. Tell you you got another crazy story for us, Kurt,

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Speaker 2: I sure do give us something good.

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Speaker 1: This I almost bring. I bring this one up merely

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Speaker 1: happens to other people's. Student says she gave cookies containing

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm listening.

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Speaker 1: and it is by Chloe Bryan. This is from twenty eighteen.

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Speaker 1: A student in Davis, California, has claimed that around two

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Speaker 1: But yeah, they all ate him. And uh and very

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Speaker 5: How did the how did this come to light? Did

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Speaker 5: did people get sick or notice? Yeah, your granddad's ashes

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Speaker 1: A letter to the parents on Tuesday? Oh yeah, it

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Speaker 7: God, I bet it tastes like Earl Gray tea boy.

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Speaker 1: You know what I happened to know? So I was.

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Speaker 1: This was many years ago. And my friend Ptolemy Slocum. Uh,

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Speaker 5: You're sitting with strange, which is a nightmare, which is

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Speaker 2: Shrimp, that's a nightmare. You want to know everybody, and

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Speaker 5: I need a connection.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Emily, she has so many things going forward. The

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Speaker 5: She's sophistic case like a grease spot happening.

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Speaker 1: We're all good friends, and we all just joke around

439
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: with each other. And then, unbeknownst to us, right before

440
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 1: the guy starts to cook on the thing stalin, he

441
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 1: pulls out something from his pocket and throws it onto

442
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 1: the what throws it onto the surface where everything's gonna

443
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: be cooked, the hibachi grill, the hibachi grill, and then

444
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: and we're just and you can't tell what it is,

445
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? It almost just looks

446
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: like a little pebbles or something like that.

447
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 2: Oh nod the onion volcano go crazy when he did it?

448
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,159
Speaker 2: Did he summon something?

449
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 1: It was pre it was pre the guy starting to

450
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: cook on it. And the guy does wipe it down

451
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: before he starts, So there was no health issue or

452
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 1: anything like that, but all of us lost our mind

453
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 1: knowing what was going on, but these two people who

454
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 1: are there who don't know what's going on, that this

455
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: is a memorial, and that that that is his father

456
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: who has just been tossed on to what we're all

457
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 1: going to be eating off unaware completely And then Tolemy

458
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 1: was like realize like, oh I shouldn't do that, and

459
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,640
Speaker 1: then scooped it all up and just ate it all.

460
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay, oh right, And I guarantee he is okay

461
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: with me telling this st It's a lot.

462
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 3: He's passed that years ago.

463
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 2: I mean, this was that in the past, oh man,

464
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,679
Speaker 2: ten years ago at least.

465
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: What with the he was to think that there is

466
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: And this is what I wanted to ask you. I

467
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: think there is a I think it's far more common

468
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: to taste it, to taste it, to taste the remains

469
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 1: of your mother or your father, like someone you were

470
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: very very close with. I've thought about it. I have

471
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: my mom's remains like in like literally I can see

472
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 1: where are from where.

473
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 5: And you've thought about it.

474
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 1: I have thought about like putting them on my in

475
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: my mouth. For some reason, I don't know why, like

476
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat it. But I think it's

477
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: like a it's a closeness concept.

478
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: Maybe.

479
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did not specialize an edible grief. I did

480
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 5: not specialize. But I do think there maybe is like

481
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 5: a religious aspect to it, of like the body of Christ,

482
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,479
Speaker 5: like doing communion and stuff like, there's maybe something to

483
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 5: it there that like that's how we reconnect with Jesus.

484
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 5: If that's a belief that you have is by eating waifers,

485
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 5: I'll say those are wafers.

486
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 1: Sure, ground up stones and little bits of bone.

487
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's strange.

488
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 5: I have not experienced that for grief.

489
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: No, you have not experienced it, all right.

490
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 5: I have not. But I also have not lost anyone

491
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 5: that close to me, so I don't know.

492
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: That's a very Again, you're talking to the guy who

493
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: already said he would drink that woman's beer piss.

494
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 2: So did you, guys ever hear that Tyrese has a

495
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 2: Benny Hanna in his backyard. No, I'm pretty sure that's true.

496
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 2: I don't think that's an urban legend. I think he

497
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 2: had a miniature Benny Hannah built in his backyard and

498
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 2: it's like a hibachi grill with the Benny Hanna sign

499
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 2: and stuff. And I encourage anybody to let me know

500
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 2: if it's true. But I'm almost I'm ninety eight percent

501
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: sure that Tyrese Gibson, the actor, rapper, the multi hyphen

502
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 2: it probably authors for sure. Model. He screamed at me

503
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 2: once for so long it was hilarious.

504
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: What'd you do?

505
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: So when I was twenty one, I went on one audition.

506
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 2: I went to an audition and I got sort of cast.

507
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 2: I was going to be in the movie A Napolis

508
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 2: with James Franco and Tyrese and so I was going

509
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 2: to be one of the plebs pledging the Naval Academy

510
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 2: and the extras. I was like one step above extra. Basically,

511
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 2: I was like a featured extra. So I had to

512
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 2: go get fitted and then we had to go to

513
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 2: boot camp in Philadelphia and learn how to march and

514
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: how to take commands and turn on your heel and

515
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 2: all this stuff and how your thumbs go down the

516
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: seam of your pants. And we had to run obstacle

517
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: courses and get our head shaved. Want me to do

518
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 2: all that stuff? And I so I was one of

519
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 2: the people that was going to be like in the gang.

520
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 2: Like I might have had like one line at some point,

521
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 2: but basically I was just one of the gang. And

522
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 2: so we're doing it, and it's the first day of

523
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: boot camp and we're learning how to march from real

524
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 2: drill instructors, and I'm learning how to call out all

525
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 2: the stuff, and like people are yelling like hoorah and

526
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 2: all that fun stuff. So Tyresee comes over and starts

527
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 2: yelling at these extras and they're like nineteen year old

528
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: kids that probably work at grocery stores in Philadelphia that

529
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 2: thought it'd be cool to be in a movie and

530
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: make one hundred dollars a day. And he's in their

531
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 2: face like a drill instructor, screaming at them like in character,

532
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: in character, and there's nothing rolling. The director's not there.

533
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 5: Method actor, method acting.

534
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: Yes, beyond methods. So I'm sort of the one that

535
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: people are going, Okay, Scotty, now you would say this

536
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 2: and I would yell that, and then he's like, okay,

537
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 2: so guys, we're gonna I'll turn on our right heel

538
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 2: and hit our feet together and say this and don't

539
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 2: lock your knees your faint. So I'm like okay. So

540
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 2: I felt a slight sense of like paternal instinct over

541
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 2: my group of twenty extras. So I am watching him

542
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: yell and I just start laughing, like not and not

543
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: being an asshole, just it's so funny me what he's doing.

544
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 2: And then he sees me instantly and he's got like

545
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: a super intense face famously and he hands it over

546
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 2: to me and he's like, I see you smirking. You

547
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: will not ruin this for me. I've been climbing the

548
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 2: acting ladder. And he starts screaming, like you want to

549
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: ruin this for me, like all of you are nothing.

550
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: This means the world to me. And he's screaming at

551
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 2: my face and I am laughing more because he's becoming

552
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: like so embarrassing.

553
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 5: It's character at this point, he's fully out of character,

554
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 5: but also trying to be in character.

555
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, but acting. And then we're getting these very like

556
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 2: layman terms ways to do it right. So like one

557
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 2: of the things they say, it's like don't make a

558
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: fist at your side. It's like pretendally you have a

559
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: roll of quarters in your hand. That's what your hand

560
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 2: should be, like, relaxed, with your thumb down the seam

561
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,479
Speaker 2: of your pants.

562
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: So he's like, if I say, put a roll of

563
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: corterers in your hand.

564
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 2: He's like yelling that at me, and I'm like, so,

565
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 2: I'm just straightening up and standing there and laughing. So

566
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 2: and he's like really going off on me, and so

567
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 2: then he eventually like calms down, and uh so, then

568
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: we're doing it, and he's watching me yelling at my

569
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: extras because he's just waiting for another reason to snap

570
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: at me, probably back in character. So I am yelling

571
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 2: so loud, I am like booming my voice by far

572
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,719
Speaker 2: the loudest in this field, at this old armory. And

573
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 2: then we do this thing where you turn and you

574
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: yell like cock and drive or something, which is like

575
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: you turn your foot and drive your heel into the

576
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 2: ground and then you yell hoorrah. And I yell hurrah

577
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: so loud, and I see this small person in front

578
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 2: of me WinCE and almost fall over. And it's Jordana Brewster,

579
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 2: who's an actress who I didn't see the entire day,

580
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: who I think was just doing like Tyree's just like

581
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 2: practicing her walking among.

582
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 5: The police, and you're terrifying her.

583
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't know, five two or so,

584
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: she's a smaller person. And I screamed so loud in

585
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: her face that she like buckled over and then looked

586
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 2: at me like I was insane and then just kept walking.

587
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 2: And then at lunch we all got her head shaved.

588
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: And then I quit and I didn't do the movie.

589
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: You quit, yeah, because I was living in Baltimore and

590
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 2: I when I found out what the role was really

591
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: gonna be, because they were like, you got a part,

592
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: and then I found out it was like a featured extra.

593
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,959
Speaker 5: So wait, you quit after getting your head shaved?

594
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I thought I was gonna that's when you

595
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 2: get on camera if you're a low level actor. But

596
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: you know, because like if you're a low level actor

597
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 2: in an army movie, your best chance is the head

598
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 2: shaving sequence. Oh I see, I see, and the camera's

599
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 2: rolling for the head shaving. But then I I shave

600
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 2: and then they fed us like shit on a shingle

601
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,719
Speaker 2: and like military style food, and I'm eating and I

602
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 2: was watching the lineup of actors go in and there

603
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: was like a kid like Blake from Workaholics with his

604
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 2: giant kurt big hair, and I'm like, well, he's gonna

605
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: make it.

606
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 3: And then there was like a kid that had like

607
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 3: a big afro, and.

608
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 2: I'm like well, that guy's clearly going on ket on camera,

609
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: and so I drove home and I think I got

610
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 2: a paycheck for like six hundred bucks. And that's the

611
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 2: only proof. I think. There's one wide shot where they

612
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 2: were filming something wide during one of those training days

613
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 2: where you can see me like jogging with a group burned.

614
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: That not in Annapolis anyways, Benny hann is great. As

615
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 2: soon as this is up, Let's take the whole family

616
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 2: seven to nine friends.

617
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: Also, isn't it? And one last thing about establishments and homes.

618
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: Doesn't Jimmy Carr have a Starbucks in his home?

619
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 5: I've heard the story as well, but I don't know

620
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 5: if that is true.

621
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: Tommy Leid, does the drummer for Motley Crue, had it

622
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: on his cribs. He was so sick of driving down

623
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 2: the street build a full Starbucks in his house.

624
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 5: And if I when I played the Sims, which I

625
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 5: did a lot, that's the kind of thing I would

626
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 5: have done in my sim's house, do you know what

627
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 5: I mean? Like, yeah, take my favorite thing and put it.

628
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 5: I know Barbara streisand has a mall in her home,

629
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 5: and I've heard two stories. The one story is the

630
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 5: mall is so that she likes to shop in malls

631
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,719
Speaker 5: but doesn't want to can't go to malls, so they

632
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 5: just like the stores will just like stalk her house

633
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 5: and she can just like walk among them. That's one

634
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 5: story i've heard. The other story I've heard is that

635
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 5: her mall is just all of her stuff but on display,

636
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 5: as if it's like.

637
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: Way crazy that you it's both right, because my store

638
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: isn't like putting stuff in. She just like, yeah, dress

639
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: it up. Dress this story. The way, is.

640
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 5: There a Spencer's in there? Can I apply to work there?

641
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: I just like Spencer's.

642
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 5: Can I please work at the Spencer's in Barbar Streisand's house.

643
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, good call. It'll be so fun to do that

644
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 2: for a month. Oh my customer just.

645
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: Come in just be like, we got fart pills and

646
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: we got this this thing. Put your hand on it

647
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: and it shoots a little purple lighted. Yeah, that's all

648
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: we got. We're Spencer's now.

649
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 5: I went to one recently and it's just like baby

650
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 5: bibs that say like shut up.

651
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: Bitch over the hill pills, right, those were a big one.

652
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: Nudy nudy cards.

653
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 5: Oh, I have some of those yeah, those are great.

654
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: We I currently have multiple packs because someone gave them

655
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, we had to take a quick break

656
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Speaker 1: on that. That's like a quick one. Yeah. Either enjoy

657
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Speaker 1: some music or maybe we'll have an ad.

658
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 2: I would love.

659
00:32:41,760 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 6: All Right, we're back with Gordon.

660
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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa?

661
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 6: Whoa?

662
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: Are you doing it?

663
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 5: I don't know why I made that noise?

664
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Speaker 3: You're supposed to you.

665
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 2: Guys, ready for a story?

666
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's Scotty's story. It's Scotty story.

667
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 2: You know. Let's I'm that was a death story. Let's

668
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 2: get to a life story. This one comes from CNN

669
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: our girl Amy Woody yet great last name? What he yet?

670
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: Woman's breast implant deflects bullet, saving her life. Whoa so

671
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: a woman who survived a close range gunshot wound to

672
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: the chest was saved because of our silicone breast implant.

673
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: This is also was reported in the Sage Medical Journal

674
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 2: last week. Wow, third year old woman had a bullet

675
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 2: hit her breast implant and it deflected it away from

676
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 2: all her vital organs. It took place in Toronto, Canada,

677
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: and they don't know all the details of the shooting.

678
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 3: But it's funny. I guess this woman. Her name is

679
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Speaker 3: Lindsay Devers.

680
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: Is that right? Let me see, dude, because I want

681
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 2: to get it right, because again, another superhero. I know

682
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 2: they're not telling us who it is.

683
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 5: Okay, that kind of makes sense too, because everybody would

684
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 5: be like friending her on Instagram for sure.

685
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, I'm keeping it a secret. I have

686
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 2: bullet stopping breasts.

687
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 3: So yeah.

688
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 2: The exact details of the shooting were unt clear, but

689
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 2: she said like when they showed up to the emergency room,

690
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 2: she was super cool about it, and the quote she

691
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 2: was talking the trauma team was in disbelief at how

692
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: well she was. The bullet wound entry was on her

693
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 2: left breast, but the rib fracture was on the right side,

694
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: So the bullet entered her skin on the left side,

695
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 2: ricocheted or cross her sternum, and broke out of her

696
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 2: rib on the other side. So it just completely didn't

697
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 2: hit any organs at all, and she lived and she

698
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 2: was out of the hospital. Let's see the implant. The

699
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 2: surgeon says. The implant caused the change in the trajectory

700
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 2: of the bullet. The woman suffered a gunshot wound, a

701
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 2: broken rib, a broken implant, but otherwise was remarkably unscathed.

702
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 5: Whoa wow, and now she only has one implant? Yeah,

703
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 5: I mean that's rough.

704
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 3: Let's get a kickstarter going.

705
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: Let's get it.

706
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 5: You want to you want to get that second one

707
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,720
Speaker 5: back for a couple of reasons, one being stopping bullets,

708
00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 5: two being it just is weird.

709
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tight to season it, right.

710
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: Don't you think insurance covers getting shot in your breast?

711
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: Insurance must cover that in Canada, of course it does.

712
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:36,720
Speaker 2: Also.

713
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: I don't want to be crass or anything like that,

714
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: but like, what was the size of the breast implant?

715
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: That like, what is the requirement for it to stop

716
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: a bullet?

717
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 2: Isn't just anything? It didn't say, but there was a

718
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 2: photo of an X ray with UH and it was

719
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Speaker 2: h it was.

720
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Speaker 3: It wasn't an a cup. I'll say that, Okay, all right,

721
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 3: it was.

722
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 2: I would say we're in that solid sea range based

723
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 2: purely on one X ray I saw on an iPad.

724
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Speaker 5: And I wonder if the implant was like still good,

725
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 5: because sometimes they can go bad, and I've heard they

726
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 5: can like solidify at times that I'm like, maybe it

727
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 5: had gone bad and somehow that helped.

728
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: That's interesting.

729
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 2: As well.

730
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they can they can harden up right.

731
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, they can hold enough, baby, they can

732
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 5: hold up. Uh.

733
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Speaker 2: They That was the first recorded instance of a silicon

734
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: implant doing this. So she is today we're all about

735
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 2: groundbreaking people.

736
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Speaker 5: We are, Yeah, superheroes. Also this like every guy is like, Babe,

737
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 5: I'm gonna keep you safe just in case something happens.

738
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 5: You know what I think you should do. It's just

739
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 5: like a It's like a bulletproof vest forever quier. It

740
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 5: looks really hot. Why is that my man voice?

741
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you sound like that often, also explaining

742
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 2: that I would probably sound like that, Babe.

743
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 5: Seriously, Babe.

744
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's an argument for putting for

745
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: making them like the outside of them kevlar, because that

746
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: kevlar can be like pretty uh you know, like they

747
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: make they make running bibs out of kevlar, don't they?

748
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 5: Is that what you want to put your hand on, Kurt?

749
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 5: Is that what you want to put your hand on?

750
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 5: Full kevlar boob?

751
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm never doing it, guys, I'm never gonna get

752
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: breast in plants.

753
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 2: Do you ever think about something you watch like on TV?

754
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 2: Like fifteen years ago, but you just think about it

755
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 2: maybe once a week, Like is there any show or

756
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: like a video or something that you just it always

757
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 2: pops in your head.

758
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 5: Fruity Pebble's commercial.

759
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, good example, which one?

760
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 5: Uh do?

761
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: The R?

762
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 5: My Name's Barney Rubble And I'm here.

763
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: To say I love.

764
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,479
Speaker 5: In a major way.

765
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: I love that one.

766
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 5: Thin pops in my head all the time.

767
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 2: What's your scare? Do you have one? Off the top

768
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 2: of your head?

769
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: No, I don't. Do you have one?

770
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:53,879
Speaker 3: Yeah? And it's related to the story.

771
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 2: That's why I said that, because it can't like when

772
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: I read this and then as I'm saying it, there

773
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,800
Speaker 2: was like MTV's True Life did one about like people

774
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 2: that wanted perfect bodies, and there's this one guy who

775
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 2: was like, I pretty much have I pretty much have

776
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: a perfect body, but my legs are too skinny. So

777
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 2: in the episode, he was getting calf implants. And I'd

778
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: never heard of that before, but I think about that guy.

779
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: He was just like always like shirtless in the thing

780
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 2: and always rubbing his like eight pack and always just

781
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: like shredded, and he was just like, I'm pretty much perfect.

782
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 2: And I think he thought if he got calf implants

783
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: that would be what made women like him.

784
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 5: Like suddenly they'd be like, oh, double take, we love

785
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 5: this guy.

786
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was young, I was probably like thirteen

787
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 2: or so, and I just remember feeling like overwhelming depression

788
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 2: for that guy, being like.

789
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 5: Oh, you were already self aware enough to feel sad

790
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 5: for him.

791
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: I think so. I think I was like looking at

792
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 2: him as probably a twenty five year old dude and

793
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 2: just being like.

794
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 3: Dude, that is not how it works, and nobody cares.

795
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 2: Nobody the world cares but you about this stupid But like,

796
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 2: I think about that guy all the time where I'm like, it,

797
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: did he did the calf implants look awesome? Does he

798
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: still have them? Have they shifted around to the front

799
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: of his legs? Like? What? Have they stopped a bullet

800
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,479
Speaker 2: when he's running away after robbing a Dwayne Reid?

801
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: I don't know as a man, as a man with

802
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: stick like legs, stick like chicken legs. I can attest

803
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: when I was dating, no woman ever asked to see

804
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 1: my calves. Never once, never once never once? Was it

805
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: you seem great, but let me see your calves, Let

806
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: me see them calves.

807
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 5: Although I do appreciate a good a good, strong, large

808
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 5: calf situation on a man. I do, but I don't

809
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 5: require that as an implant.

810
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 2: I would say, Yeah, wouldn't you rather have a guy

811
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 2: with skinny legs and a guy that would consider putting

812
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 2: calf in plants? Actually, I guess I take that back.

813
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 2: Do whatever the hell you want and be however you want,

814
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 2: but also don't stand there and say I'm pretty much.

815
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 3: Perfect except I need calf in plants.

816
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 2: It's the I'm pretty much perfect part that I exact.

817
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the one thing I've got that's keeping me

818
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 5: from being perfect.

819
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, stick anything you want. You only live once. Uh,

820
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 2: you got one for us, Kurdie.

821
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

822
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 6: Uh.

823
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: This is again from Mashable. I really enjoyed Mashable for

824
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: this episode. This is a this is a blast from

825
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: the past. Uh. This is eleven stories from twenty seventeen

826
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: to remind us all that animals are getting smarter and

827
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: committing more crimes. Yeah, this is bye. This is for you,

828
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: Emily by Max Knabloch.

829
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: Love Max.

830
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to skip a bunch of them because are

831
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: just like I can see how that would happen. But

832
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: here we go. Number three joy Riding Slash unlawful pooping

833
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: in a car colon This bear from Colorado.

834
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 2: Oh God.

835
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 1: Also, I want to give it up for Max because

836
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: this is a very well written article by And when

837
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: I say well written, it's written with a style and

838
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: an offhandedness of a Max doesn't for a journalist. Max

839
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: does not give a shit about giving details.

840
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: Right. I'm pro Max on this one.

841
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: Me too, because it's kind of better to not know.

842
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: So this is the description of that. For all the distressing,

843
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: distressing moments of this year The Phoebe twenty seventeen. Don't worry,

844
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Speaker 1: it gets.

845
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 5: Yes, it's gonna get so much better.

846
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: We're all the distressing moments of this year. The following

847
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: sentence is true. At some point, a large adult bear

848
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: broke into a human car, put the car in neutral,

849
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,479
Speaker 1: crash that car, then pooped in it before disappearing into

850
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: Night're so happy about it. Oh, I guess all of

851
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: these are links, so you can go to mash ball

852
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: and look, there's a link to this article if you

853
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: want to find out about it. Big fan of that,

854
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: I'll give you a few more Arson colon. This tortoise

855
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: named bits Arson is very wrong, but naming your tortoise

856
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 1: bits is very right, which means there's no morally correct

857
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 1: take on this case. The details, however, are as follows.

858
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: A tortoise Bits knocked over his warming lamp in a

859
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: fit of rage and started a fire that spread to

860
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: a neighboring home. The fire caused roughly one hundred and

861
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars in damage. I hope Bits was okay.

862
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was that I would need to do. If

863
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 5: Bits is okay, I.

864
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: Know, we gotta go and click on this this Mashable link.

865
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: Guys, tortoises live a long time. I thought about getting one,

866
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 2: and then I realized that they live a very long time.

867
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I don't know, I don't know.

868
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll be burdening.

869
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, those Galapagos tortoises, those land tortoises are like one

870
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: hundred and five and one hundred and ten years old

871
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,360
Speaker 1: and stuff.

872
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 5: Oh thank you, no, thank you.

873
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go to the glopgos and steal

874
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: one illegally. Listen, So it's probably smart disorderly conduct, slash

875
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 1: ind an exposure colon. This big iguana, he set him

876
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Speaker 1: up a colon.

877
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 2: Max.

878
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: He knows how to use a colon. This is from

879
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: the Stuart Police Department Twitter's page. Stuart Police apprehended suspicious

880
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 1: iguana hiding from authorities at a local downtown restaurant. Uh.

881
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: This guy has been able to elude officers for a

882
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: few days, and sightings of him resulted in an iguana hunt,

883
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: leaving officers empty handed. Finally, he was taken into custody,

884
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: and Max writes, thank god police were able to arrest

885
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 1: this Florida lizard before he did a bunch of lizard stuff.

886
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: We aren't sure what he was doing exactly, but he

887
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: is an iguana and the police arrested him.

888
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 5: That's really decent exposure. I mean, isn't that was he

889
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 5: do they normally wear clothes? I don't stand that.

890
00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 2: You should have a little horn shirt on three time.

891
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: They are the coolest animal just as they are. Just

892
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 2: looking at it. They are cool. They're the popular kid

893
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: in high school. Just looking at them. So he was

894
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: probably doing some weird He probably had a skateboard.

895
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you're right, Although are they the coolest

896
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 5: kid in high school? I don't know.

897
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,240
Speaker 3: They don't turn out great, but in high school.

898
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: In high school, yeah.

899
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 2: God, in iguana in high school.

900
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: Especially with a little shirt on, but mid thirties.

901
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.

902
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 5: You don't want to get around that iguana is going

903
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 5: to put something in your drink. What animal was I? Oh,

904
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 5: I was probably the bear that shited in the car.

905
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 5: I was just breaking into people's cars, causing a lot

906
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 5: of trouble, being very emotional everywhere, and they're just taking

907
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 5: a big ship in a car and leaving.

908
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, troublemaker.

909
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: I didn't know.

910
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 5: I was a big trouble maker. Yeah, God kid, big troublemaker.

911
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 5: Got into a lot of trouble, got suspended a bunch.

912
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: You got suspended a bunch a bunch.

913
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 5: Yeah. I was a bad.

914
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: Kidat really bad. But also you're very You're very I think,

915
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: like lawful currently very much.

916
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 5: So yeah, it definitely yeah, it was to say it

917
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 5: was a face. I was just really angry and couldn't

918
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 5: figure out what to do with it. So what I

919
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 5: did with it? And I also flouted authority in really

920
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 5: like just obnoxious ways. I was like testing the limits

921
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 5: and like trying to prove I was smarter than my teachers,

922
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 5: and like that often backfired pretty hardcore on me. They

923
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 5: were like, get get away, go home. You actually don't

924
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 5: I frequently would wear shirts that would have like curse

925
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 5: words on them, and so then I would get sent

926
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 5: home for that too.

927
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 1: I got one of those ones, a couple three of those.

928
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: It was a crime Atomic Dustbin T shirt, Primates T

929
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 1: shirt for me.

930
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 2: Well, you did a cross dressing day in my high

931
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 2: school one day, so I wore a skirt, and you know,

932
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: I have an older sister, so I wore some of

933
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 2: my older sister's clothes. And I remember friends sprinting towards

934
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 2: me before homeroom and being like Scottie, they're suspending. All

935
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 2: the boys dressed like girls, and I go where so

936
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: I So I ran and I played sports. So I

937
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: ran to my sports locker and put on like my

938
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 2: soccer shorts and like a jersey. Like I just switched

939
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: out because they were like taking. They totally were taking.

940
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: Somebody came in like a full prom dress, which is

941
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 2: like amazing, and that's amazing, and I just had on

942
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 2: like a skirt, you know, and a cute top, something sensible,

943
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 2: and I ran and had to switch out of clothes

944
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: and like they were they were like but also it

945
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 2: was announced over the announcements.

946
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.

947
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 2: It's unfair, Like it was one of those weeks where

948
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 2: it was like a theme every day and then it's

949
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 2: like girls just like boys and girls boys just like girls,

950
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 2: and yeah and.

951
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: So then and then any boy dressed like a girl,

952
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 1: It's like, what a what a setup?

953
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just were trying to get the boys.

954
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: It was operation. Also, somebody high up was just like,

955
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: I just want to see a bunch of these teenage

956
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: girls dressed like boys.

957
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 5: That's really all it was. Yeah, that's that's who Spirit

958
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 5: week was for.

959
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, or the reverse.

960
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 2: Somebody was just like, I want to see boys dressed

961
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 2: like girls. Run for their lives. And there's one and

962
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 2: it's just me sprinting around the school like out exits.

963
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't supposed to go to put on a soccer

964
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 2: and then I had to look like a dork and

965
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 2: wear a uniformal.

966
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 5: It happens, and it does happen.

967
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 2: I can do a real quick one for you, Kurt

968
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 2: that goes kind of along with that. Here's another animal

969
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,479
Speaker 2: one from Animal Ones from this week. This is from

970
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 2: Indian Trail, North Carolina. This was reported by the Associated Press.

971
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 5: Indian from Oh yeah, I'm from North Carolina, so I

972
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 5: have to scream every time it's mentioned, and I apologize, Gene.

973
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: Are you straight up Chapel Hill? Are you outside Chapel Hill?

974
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 5: Out outside? I lived in Chapel Hill for a bit,

975
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 5: but I'm from Winston Salem.

976
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, great place to be from.

977
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,240
Speaker 5: John Daily went to school.

978
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: There was there and Brett Gellman and yep, yep new

979
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: Quist those were the kids back.

980
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 5: Okay, that's the guy. That's the story for off Mike.

981
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 4: Can I feel like you know? I know, Vadim, I don't.

982
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 4: I don't want to talk about it now.

983
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 2: We should get PD Pablo on this pod. Would love Yes,

984
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 2: if we have PD Pablo, you're coming back, Emily, we

985
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 2: would love. I would love that you and Pablo as

986
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 2: our North Carolina representatives.

987
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 3: And I will take my shirt off.

988
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 7: I'll wave it on my head like a helicopter, the

989
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 7: entire I'll do it for fifty five.

990
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 3: Minutes until I'm just sweating.

991
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 2: Here. It is Curdie b Uh. North Carolina farm rents

992
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: out miniature donkey to crash video calls. So there's a

993
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,360
Speaker 2: ac so miniature donkey named Mambo is getting some online

994
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 2: love in North Carolina, where a farm had the idea

995
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 2: to spice up tedious virtual meetings like zoom meetings that

996
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:51,280
Speaker 2: we all hate. During this pandemic, Peace n Pea's farm

997
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 2: will rent you Mambo, the eight year old miniature dolphin

998
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: and his friends to crash company conference calls.

999
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: Where is this from?

1000
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 3: Who rode this? This is from the Associated.

1001
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 7: Press, reported in the Charlotte Observer, But I got it

1002
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 7: from the AP. But I love, love, love the Charlotte Observer.

1003
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 7: You know he's like a pest quote a pesky little brother.

1004
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 7: That quote doesn't let anyone relax too long. That's what

1005
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 7: France Francie Dunlap said, good Southern name, so Mambo. Basically,

1006
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 7: if if the three of us were on a very

1007
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,320
Speaker 7: important call, zoom call, what are the other ones?

1008
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:33,280
Speaker 2: House party?

1009
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 3: Blue jeans, blue jeans?

1010
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 2: Whatever we're doing right now? Skype? The old the old

1011
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 2: bastard Skype, who's still hanging out?

1012
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 5: It's like, I'm here, guys, I'm still here.

1013
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: What do you like?

1014
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: For so long? Of a sudden? Now we could have

1015
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: been used so well.

1016
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 2: So when you when you hire Mambo for you get

1017
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 2: the whole kit and kaboodle. You get three horses, Zeus,

1018
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 2: Eddie and Hearing, and they'll bring in some chicken and

1019
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: ducks too, you know. Dunlap said, I think it'll get

1020
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 2: some laughs. Customers can deserve ten minutes with the animals

1021
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: for fifty bucks. I also North Carolina Indian Trail, North Carolina.

1022
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 2: Anybody nearby, fifty dollars will zoom with you for fifty

1023
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 2: dollars if you get this whole lineup, this whole animal

1024
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 2: farm together. She's gotten so many requests since Saturday for

1025
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: when she put it up on the website that it

1026
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 2: actually started to crash some teachers virtual. Oh, they started

1027
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: to crash teachers virtual classrooms. Which is sweet that teachers

1028
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 2: are doing it for kids at home who are bored

1029
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 2: and doing phonics. But yeah, I'm pro mambo on this one.

1030
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: Pro mombo hardcore.

1031
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 5: It's a great idea.

1032
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,800
Speaker 1: What I'm looking at him, he's adorable.

1033
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 5: Does he wear a hat? I think I saw one

1034
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 5: that wore a hat.

1035
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: I mean he should. When he gets close to the camera,

1036
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: he he's a looker. He's like he's like Ryan Gosling

1037
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: the Donkey.

1038
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: One of the things that's a pain in the butt

1039
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 2: about this pandemic is just the restrictive travel too, because

1040
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 2: there is no doubt and we still might do this

1041
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: that when this is lifted, that Kurt and I will

1042
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: fly to North Carolina and do one of these with Mambo.

1043
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: I would love that.

1044
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be hilarious. You hire Mambo. But it's

1045
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 5: you guys being like, hey, Keley, how's it go ahead?

1046
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 5: We're here too too.

1047
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: Most people just have Mambo zoom in. We flew to Mambo.

1048
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: We go to Mambo one hundred dollars bit.

1049
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, which we will do.

1050
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 5: That is the story of both of you guys' lives.

1051
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: It really is.

1052
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 3: It is the first time Kurt and I.

1053
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 2: I don't even know if Kurt you remember this conversation,

1054
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 2: but the first time we talked and I realized that

1055
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 2: we were going to be friends because I had seen

1056
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: them perform on Hot Tub earlier early on, and we

1057
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 2: were in a backyard in Brooklyn in somebody I don't

1058
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 2: even know whose house. It was like a backyard picnic.

1059
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 2: I don't know why I was invited, probably Kristin. And

1060
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 2: I was talking to you, and I convinced you that

1061
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 2: we should build one of those railroad carts where like

1062
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: one guy pushes down on a thing and the other

1063
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 2: one lifts up. I think they're called the pushman or

1064
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,759
Speaker 2: pulling carts. Yeah, and that we should build one and

1065
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: then ride it across the country. Just build one out

1066
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 2: of PVC tubes and build her. And you were like,

1067
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 2: that would be so amazing, and I was like, oh

1068
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 2: my god, this guy thinks that's a good idea. And

1069
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 2: then fifteen years later we're going to go fly and

1070
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: see a miniature donkey named Mombo. Here's another quickie.

1071
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, last one.

1072
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 2: Oh, last one of the day. Oh well then.

1073
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, coach Strong Scottie. This is a high pressure.

1074
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 2: I'm calling an audible because I know Kurt's gonna love

1075
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 2: this one. This one comes from Fox to Detroit. Eminem

1076
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 2: donates mom spaghetti to Henry Ford hospital workers.

1077
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: I have this one. I love this. I love it

1078
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: so much.

1079
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: Well, let's share this together with Emily.

1080
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1081
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: Eminem dropped off spaghetti for hospital workers and it was

1082
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: all labeled mom spaghetti as you know, right, you know,

1083
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: I don't know about mom spahetti. That video if anyone

1084
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 1: out there who is do yourself a favorite. If you

1085
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: have not seen the mom Spaghetti race home, it is

1086
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: just our home mom Spaghetti replacing every single line in

1087
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: Losing Yourself.

1088
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so lose yourself from the eight Mile for

1089
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: those who were not born when that movie came out,

1090
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 2: which I have no idea what it did for our

1091
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 2: six year old listeners that your parents are doing a

1092
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: very very good job. It's from the movie eight Mile,

1093
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 2: and the lyrics are his palms are sweaty knees, week

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Speaker 2: arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater. Already, Mom spaghetti,

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Speaker 2: so eminem and so go and just yes, go on

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Speaker 2: YouTube as soon as you can and google Eminem, mom

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Speaker 2: spaghetti and listen to a full version of Lose Yourself

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Speaker 2: where he pretty much only says mom spaghetti. So great.

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Speaker 1: I think it was a comedy writer who it together.

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Speaker 1: I don't know his name, your name, and they're a

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00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: genius and they spent a lot of time on.

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00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 2: That, yes they because it kind of sounds exactly like

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00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 2: the song and then they edit in shots of spaghetti.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, for Henry Ford Hell System, he delivered like

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00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 2: plastic sort of those to go containers of spaghetti for everybody.

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Speaker 2: A nice thing to do for Detroit boy.

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Speaker 5: Great branding also for him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it had a shady logo on the bottom it

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00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 2: said thank you frontline caregivers and so yeah, always be branding.

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Speaker 5: I mean, always be brandon, even in a pandemic.

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Speaker 2: Put it on a shirt, sell it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good pandemic, so good man.

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00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 2: I knew you would like that one.

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Speaker 1: Emily, do you have anything to plug before we go?

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00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 5: I would love to plug washing your hands. Yes, I

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00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 5: would love to plug being safe. Listen, we can squabble

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00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 5: over when you should wear a mask, but I just

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00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 5: think overall, wear masks.

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Speaker 3: It's not bad.

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00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 5: It's not a bad thing to do. You can find

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00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 5: me at at wear masks and at wash your hands.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I would like to plug. I do

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Speaker 5: have a podcast with a Camail called Staying In with

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00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 5: Emily and Kamail. It is a limited series podcast, is

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00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 5: what we're calling it, while the pandemic's happening. H and

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00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 5: all the proceeds go to charity and uh yeah, but

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Speaker 5: mostly I want to plug washing your hands.

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Speaker 3: Thank you forever.

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00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 2: Even when this ends, Guys, let's wash our hands for

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00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 2: one takeaway as a as a planet, let's wash our hands.

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00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 5: Let's do it.

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00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: Uh. The only thing I have to plug is this podcast.

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00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: This is a thing that I can do right now.

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00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 5: Many of us can do it.

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00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: You accomplished what I wanted you to do. But go

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00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: on go online and please rate and review us. We're

1139
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: still brand new and tell a friend please. And we

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00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 1: have merch. We now have merch. What's your merch edible?

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00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: It's clearly cool the merch. The merch is so good.

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00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: Travis Millard is a fantastic art us on Instagram. He's

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00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: at the Other Fudge. He is so good. Scotty got

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00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: him on board to do all our art and it's

1145
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: fucking up great. We have a hoodie. We got a

1146
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:16,760
Speaker 1: like a Yetti style sixteen ounce coffee mug. Travel coffee mugs.

1147
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 2: Oh so cool. And Janas everywhere are using these things.

1148
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 2: High school iguanas are high school iguana, is ever clear.

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00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 5: Not those thirties iguanas. High school iguanas.

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00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: And it's a hot pink it's a hot pink travel mug.

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00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't think you're finding many hot pink travel mugs

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00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:31,439
Speaker 1: out there.

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00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:32,879
Speaker 5: We're very excited about that.

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00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: And a white and a white T shirt that just

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00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: says hot banana.

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00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: And we're gonna have bandanas banandanas.

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00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 1: Bananas bananaa comming out asap, so you know, wrap them

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00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: around your face, Scott for your for your masks you

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00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: can do, Banana Danas.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Emily.

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00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you for having me, loved having you. Yeah,

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00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 5: it's nice to see you guys.

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00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: I miss you, miss you. Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production, produced and engineered

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00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 2: by Katie.

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00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: Levine, theme song by Kahanamai, and all.

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00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 2: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: So please follow us on Instagram at The Bananas Podcast

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00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: where we post so many more stories and make it here, and.

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00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 2: You can share with us your strange news story by

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00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 2: d ming us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 1: So listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on

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00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,919
Speaker 1: Apple podcast, Stitcher or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas