1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: phone call Shirley. It's time to baptize some people. It's 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 1: called mobile baptismal pool mobile baptism and we come to 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: you and you can be ignorant. You do, come to 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:24,920 Speaker 1: your house and baptize. That's what we do. Hit it. Hello, Hello, 6 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Mr. Wilson. How you do? 7 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is brother spring water Man. Listen, 8 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: we uh we we we got paid to actually come 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,319 Speaker 1: by and do some services to for for you by 10 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: some friends of yours, and we wanted to actually call 11 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: and see about scheduling and see what you had available. Uh, 12 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 1: some some services. What y'all playing on cnsin grad What 13 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: you do? What kind of services you had? Actually, sir, 14 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: You've got some friends that have actually spent a great 15 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: amount of money on you. And what we do is 16 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: UM we have a baptismal own Wheels service. And what 17 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 1: we do is we go and we um we baptize 18 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,320 Speaker 1: people at their home. And Baptismal Wheels has been is 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: a new UM company. But we've we've baptized over a 20 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,840 Speaker 1: thousand people. Now we have a truck with it which 21 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: actually has a baptismal pool on the back of it, 22 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: and we actually come to your home and we will 23 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: baptize you in your driveway and and make you hold again. 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 1: So we've hostess brother Water again. I'm sorry, i't water springwater. 25 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: What you want to come to my house and give 26 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: me a baptism in my front yard? We want to 27 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: baptize you right there in your drive where your friends 28 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 1: are paid for the services. And my friend, what friend 29 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: will pay for me to get baptized? I think baptized 30 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: are already well from my understanding, sir that but then 31 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: that you you've had some some bumps and bruises and 32 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: and and they seem to uh to believe that you 33 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's all good, 34 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: that's all that's it's all good. I mean things are 35 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: I mean think that matter that it made? Man. I mean, 36 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,559 Speaker 1: I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh, 37 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, 38 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,080 Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up 39 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say 40 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 1: you've can a baptize me, that that doesn't make any 41 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: sense to me. Doctor. I mean succeeds sometimes when some 42 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: people are not able to go to the House of 43 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:23,079 Speaker 1: the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a 44 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: lot more convenient for you, but we can actually need 45 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I need 46 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: convenience for you asking me to come to my house 47 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: on a Tuesday to baptize me in my drawway? Does 48 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Brother water? I mean, 49 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it, 50 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? First of all, 51 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: so that that's that's that's brother spring water. But what 52 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 1: I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the water 53 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference 54 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,560 Speaker 1: to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize 55 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: me in front of mine, Sir, What is all that 56 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 1: I ain't bo This is this is what your friends 57 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: are talking about that don't give me them what my 58 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: prayers are telling you, man and anybody which which one 59 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: of my friends gonna work to me and you to 60 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 1: come to my damn out. So I know that and 61 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: if I don't let me that, you don't even make 62 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,680 Speaker 1: any sense to me. You understand so I'm not I'm 63 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: not at any liberty to tell you who actually uh 64 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: between the liberty because of my damn house that baptized me. 65 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: But you can't tell me who the hell I gonna 66 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: see you, but you're not there. What may come? All? 67 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: You don't even call that that makes sense for you. 68 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: Go come on, that doesn't make any no way in 69 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: the world. I'm gonna allow you to come and bring 70 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: your phone in front of my house and baptize me. 71 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: Then I'm asking you ask as you supposed to be 72 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: a pastor, you supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, 73 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: what's a friend of mine is tending you that you know, 74 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: letting you know I need to be done? You'll tell 75 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: you at that liberty to all I want to know. Basically, 76 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: I've already been paid. I'm I'm coming. I'm not tizing 77 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: me them baptime. I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday 78 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: in your driveway. Man, I'll tell you what did you 79 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: come to my house in front of my driver? You 80 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: better bring the old congregation, you understand, you better bring 81 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: the beacons, the brothers, the sisters, and they're in my head. 82 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: If you think I'm gonna got tired of the problem. 83 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about. This is 84 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: why you need to be baptized and cleans it again 85 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: and washed in the blood of the lambs. This is 86 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's what's wrong 87 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: with you. Mr Wilton, what's wrong with me? Now? What's 88 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: wrong with you? Is called in and let him out. Hope. 89 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: They're telling me I need to be that high in 90 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: front of my house if I need to be backtamp. 91 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: Don't get some only water, I go down to the church. 92 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house 93 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: as we are. You afraid of some white sheets calling 94 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: my winter bats athlete? That my mom understanding, for my understanding, 95 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: for my understanding. Mr Wilson, you missed two Sunday is 96 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: already this month sunning this man. I can't go anywhere 97 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: and get the one. I don't need you coming head 98 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: because you tell him I missed two damn Sunday. I 99 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: don't miss that sing too, because the fun I ain't 100 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 1: coming off. Sure. All I know is I've been paid 101 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning 102 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 1: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you 103 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: go to work on two, before you will I tell 104 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 1: you what you curning my seven o'clock and morning, I 105 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: swell on your lord, I'm gonna bust you. You understand me. 106 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: You were not curing my house, turning me. You would 107 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: have got tip dow. I don't give a dam who 108 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: paid you. You understand I was trying your in awards. Man, 109 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: have stopping out bringing you your teachers, everybody. We're gonna 110 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 1: don't fool party of that. You understand. I get all 111 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: of this anger and all of this that these problems 112 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: you have within you. We are going to purge your 113 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: body and get it out your system. I don't want 114 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: your pleas to me. I tell you, I tell you 115 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: what brother spring water. That's a brother, bring water on it. 116 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: You're gonna get baptis on Tuesday morning. I don't give 117 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: a dam who pays you, who called you, bring you? 118 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I care to kill you. I'm gonna trying 119 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: y'all safe. I got one more thing I want to 120 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,720 Speaker 1: say to you when you live. You gotta's matter I'm 121 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: missing you ain't got to say to me. I gotta 122 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,240 Speaker 1: go understand you ain't man, I want to say to 123 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: you as you listening to me, whatnot. This is nephew 124 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got 125 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:22,280 Speaker 1: pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check 126 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: your something. Man, let me tell you something. Boy, y'all, 127 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,840 Speaker 1: y'all was boy bred, so man, I s head. Man, 128 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,240 Speaker 1: I was about to act a fool on y'all because 129 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 1: y'all would have showed it by crib. You're staying me, y'all. 130 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: Ain't got just letter to do. Didn't sit around here 131 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: and just with people during their day. Man, I ain't 132 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 1: never thought y'all could give me with this the who 133 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,600 Speaker 1: the hell goes around that kids of people? Alwa, that's 134 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,600 Speaker 1: like meddles A will baptized people with a pull on 135 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: the back that you want fifty I got. I ask 136 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 1: you something. What is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? 137 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 1: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. See, 138 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: that's how you baptize forget going to church. Now exactly 139 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,520 Speaker 1: when they don't make it to the church. You know, 140 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: we bring the baptismal to you. That's actually a good idea. 141 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: And we're in the driving away. Yeah, we're baptized. You 142 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: go to work in the morning, Yeah, and get get 143 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: your save on. We get to save on right there. 144 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: We cleanse you right there in the driveway. We won't 145 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: to do it. Money will, and will he won't. You're 146 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.