Speaker 1: Start up, start up, Brooklyn Buy start Up, Brooklyn buys
Speaker 1: dat Up. They're making noise Data dot up episode. Whoa,
Speaker 1: it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast with us. We made it.
Speaker 1: They said it wouldn't happen, but somehow we fell into this.
Speaker 1: I mean we We also said it wouldn't happen. We
Speaker 1: predicted we would be canceled, right, even though you can't
Speaker 1: cancel the podcast, Well, we could cancel ourselves. We could
Speaker 1: have been canceled, could have fallen apart like fed j
Speaker 1: Ham did. We could have been canceled on social media.
Speaker 1: You don't want that to happen. No, don't get canceled
Speaker 1: on social Some assholes tried to cancel me last week,
Speaker 1: but I fought him back over that baseball thing. Canceled, canceled, no,
Speaker 1: no cancel, can subscribe. One guy was like, let's drag
Speaker 1: this guy. You can't drag me. Un subscribe subscribe. We
Speaker 1: do that with our friends. I actually have quan friends,
Speaker 1: as you know, which I know you're jealous of Brooklyn Crew.
Speaker 1: We have a we have for some reason, they're living
Speaker 1: in UH so it's a group email. It's annoying as fuck,
Speaker 1: and then the group emails go back and forth, and
Speaker 1: it's all ship talking football stuff because we have a
Speaker 1: Patriots fan amongst us. And after it goes back and forth,
Speaker 1: you know, on a Friday or Monday, when they play
Speaker 1: one of the Monday Morning Quarterback and all that bullshit,
Speaker 1: they start writing on the email unsubscribe, unsubscribe, unsubscribe that
Speaker 1: the nineties version of canceled, cancel cancel. Hey, so here
Speaker 1: we are an episode one hundred. No balloons, no party favors. No,
Speaker 1: we said, we said something Elvis like, is there a cake,
Speaker 1: no card, no acknowledgement either. All right, well here's what
Speaker 1: I'll say. We got nothing. Well that's not true. This
Speaker 1: is not we We did predict back in episode seventies
Speaker 1: something that episode one hundred would be done in a
Speaker 1: h W jun atorium or a comedy comedy club. Well
Speaker 1: they fired, They fired the guy, and everyone was gonna
Speaker 1: get free dessert, right they fired. Okay, so we were
Speaker 1: up to episode I want to say, eighty nine and
Speaker 1: scary and I went to the sales team and we said, listen,
Speaker 1: we have this idea. Carolines on Broadway, greatest comedy club
Speaker 1: on the planet, at least in the industry, in the
Speaker 1: business it's respected, it's respected as one of the best
Speaker 1: as the West Coast. That's not true, not true. Close. No,
Speaker 1: Seinfeld got his start on the East Coast. Jay Leno
Speaker 1: on East coasts. So it's the East Coast Comedy Store,
Speaker 1: or it's the East Coast laugh Carolines. It's East Coast Carolines.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all. You gotta say it. And I'll
Speaker 1: be there this weekend to see my friend Chris Hardwick
Speaker 1: from Talking Dead by the way, episode one fifty eight
Speaker 1: of Walkers and Talkers plug plug. Uh, we interviewed Chris
Speaker 1: Hardwick in studio, so please check that out log log anyway,
Speaker 1: So I said, we went to sales and we said, listen,
Speaker 1: we want to do a live thing, because you can't
Speaker 1: just call a comedy club up because the comedy club
Speaker 1: that wants to get paid or they wouldn't know how
Speaker 1: they're gonna make money at the deal. So he said, okay,
Speaker 1: work it out. So the sales guys work it out
Speaker 1: with sponsors and whatever whatever it is, ticket sales, whatever
Speaker 1: they promise you the world. So we said we want
Speaker 1: to do Carolines. All right, great, So he came back
Speaker 1: to me a week later and goes, I have another
Speaker 1: comedy club that would like you to do the show
Speaker 1: from there. I said, well, what's the what's the what's
Speaker 1: the pitch, what's why? Oh well, they have a studio
Speaker 1: on the second floor where you can do a podcast
Speaker 1: and then you'll come down and then you'll interact with
Speaker 1: the crowd. What was that name. I'm not gonna just
Speaker 1: in case it comes through. I don't worry. It's still so,
Speaker 1: I said, not really my first choice to do a
Speaker 1: podcast upstairs where nobody is there, and then come down
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, guys, we did a podcast. Carolines
Speaker 1: wants to have us do the podcast like right there
Speaker 1: on the stage where everybody could watch. Okay, that would
Speaker 1: be ideal that here's the Carolines already worked out free
Speaker 1: to say were planning on. That's all we wanted. Free
Speaker 1: deserve everybody. But so the guy working on the mastermind
Speaker 1: working on it, he's the guy that's working on the
Speaker 1: railroad all the live long day. He got fired by
Speaker 1: let him go canceled actually because subscribe subscribe I don't like,
Speaker 1: partially because he didn't get this deal done and partially
Speaker 1: because that was the thing. He didn't get a lot
Speaker 1: of deals done, and so the new guy isn't up
Speaker 1: to speed yet and couldn't get the deal finalized. So
Speaker 1: although people are like where starting to become this this
Speaker 1: is starting to sound like my previous podcast where we
Speaker 1: delivered empty promises. Well, empty promises was was a running
Speaker 1: theme on my old podcast with the Jersey Kid. So
Speaker 1: I want to say that this is now, this is
Speaker 1: a giant empty promise. This one, this, this one is
Speaker 1: like out there, this is a big fat it's highlighted,
Speaker 1: it's it's really all the lights and it's all on this.
Speaker 1: This is speaking of empty promises. A couple of our
Speaker 1: slices were talking on Twitter and of course I was
Speaker 1: copied to it like, oh, I'm gonna put together a
Speaker 1: list for the hundredth episode of all the rants Brody
Speaker 1: promise they never got to And I said, well, that's
Speaker 1: not fair because I didn't, it doesn't mean I'm not
Speaker 1: going to get to them. There's just a flow of
Speaker 1: the kiss. Sometimes we have like, oh, we have all
Speaker 1: the stuff we want to talk about. Okay, now here's
Speaker 1: the thing we're can talk about the float chart. But
Speaker 1: as you can on your point, can stand on stay
Speaker 1: on your point, Okay, no, because the flow chart shows
Speaker 1: how we get distracted. Now, the flow chart that we're
Speaker 1: gonna post on our social media was sent to us
Speaker 1: by one of our slices. We'll credit that in a minute,
Speaker 1: but they didn't create it. It's actually by somebody who
Speaker 1: has a D H T. Right, A D A D
Speaker 1: d H D R H D and H is an
Speaker 1: alarm cut. That's correct. That yeah, well that's a d
Speaker 1: T that's okay, but not the alarm. I did not
Speaker 1: self promote by the I stand for we played match
Speaker 1: game today on the show. I wrote the questions where
Speaker 1: and one of the waiting for this to happen on
Speaker 1: the show, and it never did. So one of the
Speaker 1: one of the questions was, this is a true story.
Speaker 1: There's a Mexican restaurant that opened up a spa in
Speaker 1: the back for people to come in and get some
Speaker 1: lunch and get a relaxing massage. So I said, instead
Speaker 1: of using lotion, they massage you with blank And what
Speaker 1: did Gandhi said? He said, they they rubbed them down
Speaker 1: with You would think like hot sauce, squacamole, like liquids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, Lula hot sauce. She named it by names
Speaker 1: are slicest texted in saying hit the jingle, jingle, hit
Speaker 1: the jingle. Well here on our episode. I gotta give
Speaker 1: special props to Cassie grit Savage. Cassie grit Savage wrote
Speaker 1: in her email happy onsode, and then continued to write,
Speaker 1: fuck you everybody we've ever said fuck you. Two. Here's
Speaker 1: the list you have to tell Orchestra pull that up
Speaker 1: please because this is a long, motherfucking list. This is
Speaker 1: the list, like I read, of all the people that
Speaker 1: think you really you really flicked off a lot of people.
Speaker 1: This is from episode Wow, how does one key track
Speaker 1: of all this? I really hope she didn't like I
Speaker 1: hope she didn't have to go back and listen. I
Speaker 1: hope she was just keeping tally along. Get the hits.
Speaker 1: That way, we get the hits. We get it. By
Speaker 1: the way, William Tell, overture not in the system. Just
Speaker 1: just type in tell that's it. That's not the right one.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. I just hit that one. I did.
Speaker 1: I did overture. I did, William, it's not in here,
Speaker 1: William Tell. Let's try this one, okay, do that already? End?
Speaker 1: Hold on, here we go. Fuck you, It's not all,
Speaker 1: it's from a different radio station type in William. Once again,
Speaker 1: as you can hear, as you might might not know,
Speaker 1: we're in the shitty studio again. We're not for episode
Speaker 1: one D. You think we'd be in our regular content
Speaker 1: you we are in the crappy green studio held On
Speaker 1: that you use for your other podcasts and talkers episode
Speaker 1: Dwick and I gotta say I'm not happy hold On.
Speaker 1: Not only do we not have an audience in front
Speaker 1: of us doing this live from a comedy club like
Speaker 1: you were sitting in here with this with the the studio,
Speaker 1: we're going backwards in Todd. But here's the thing that
Speaker 1: this is EPs. This is not clamorous. This is not
Speaker 1: what I would would have Nobody likes a rant. Can
Speaker 1: you just calm down? Okay? That audio that William tell
Speaker 1: overture is owned by light FM, so I had to
Speaker 1: like approve it for our station. Your version that we've
Speaker 1: had for twenty something years not in the system anymore.
Speaker 1: That's the not the studio's problem. That's the that's the
Speaker 1: audio vault of here we go. Fuck you, Agnes Stacy
Speaker 1: A seventy seven, Henry Sue, Vinnie Special k Waiter Guy
Speaker 1: and Tessa Asian West Chief Original Boston Pizza, The Royals,
Speaker 1: Ainsley Uber, Pelican Foods, Pelican Pools, Rather Stu Anthony security Guard,
Speaker 1: Todd Andy, Andy's Dad, Lose Fake Stephen, Tara Chips, Old People,
Speaker 1: American Airlines, Cat Scary, Alexa, United Airlines, Unfunck You American Airlines,
Speaker 1: Randy Leo and Big Chuck, Jeff Paul, Jasmine, Gataco, Bell
Speaker 1: Weather Channel, Sky sun Cast, Facebook, Fran wrong picture, Peter Rosita,
Speaker 1: Shaniqua with no You, Edna, no name tag, Hello, Where's
Speaker 1: my William tell overture bitch continuing along, Fuck you Foo
Speaker 1: Foo Chinese restaurant, Ernie Roberta Akta Insurance company, who saves
Speaker 1: me money if I get on the phone with you
Speaker 1: for fifteen minutes? Panatronics, Philip Sonicare Exit twenty Exit twenty one,
Speaker 1: Mike Boulevard, Sullivan, New Jersey Home dot Com, Maria, Kevin
Speaker 1: Andrew Hercules, Delivery Chantel, Margot, Rebecca and Mark funk All
Speaker 1: y'all anyway, Patsy is is going to meet the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys at the New York City Wine and Food Festival
Speaker 1: this Thursday. At the Elvis Durran Book Party, which we're
Speaker 1: gonna be doing. She cannot wait to meet everybody. God
Speaker 1: she and she wants us to sign Elvis's book if possible,
Speaker 1: has egg Slice for Life. Cassie grit Savage from Syracuse
Speaker 1: driving down to New York City. By the way, you
Speaker 1: can buy your tickets for that event at NYC wf
Speaker 1: F dot org. Brody and I will be there. I
Speaker 1: don't know how respectful it is to signing Elvis. That's
Speaker 1: my problem. That's where it gets a little dicey. So
Speaker 1: Elvis had a book signing last night in northern New Jersey,
Speaker 1: maybe a half hour from my house, and a couple
Speaker 1: of people said, hey, you're gonna be there. If you are,
Speaker 1: i'd love you to sign my copy of the book.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I will take a picture of you
Speaker 1: holding with me with the book, not together. But I
Speaker 1: didn't write the book. And although I'm in there three times,
Speaker 1: I think three or four times, it's his book, remember folks,
Speaker 1: by the book right, Life, Life Out. What's it called.
Speaker 1: It's called it's called in um stories Stories. I sort
Speaker 1: of remember from a life, Live Out, Lived out Right.
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran book dot com is everywhere where good Elvis
Speaker 1: is gonna be something books. Uh, page sixty seven is
Speaker 1: all you need to know. But but but yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't sign Tough Cassie. Cassie will see you there.
Speaker 1: We love you, Thank you for that. That was a
Speaker 1: hell of a list. But I don't know if we
Speaker 1: could sign Elvis. It's weird. I feel a word, it's
Speaker 1: just not right. I just think it shows disrespect right
Speaker 1: where like when my book comes out, you know you
Speaker 1: want my paws all over it. Well, it depends on
Speaker 1: if I if I use a lot of podcast stories,
Speaker 1: then I would have you write the foreword or something
Speaker 1: and I'll spell check it. Yeah, maybe we'll do that,
Speaker 1: But I but I don't like, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to steal any of Elvis's thunder. Like
Speaker 1: that's why I don't want to go to the book
Speaker 1: signing last night, Not that I would steal his thunder.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's the man. But I don't want to
Speaker 1: be like, oh, i'll sign your book too that I
Speaker 1: didn't write. So should we just bring loose leaf paper?
Speaker 1: That's like your friends in a band and you signed
Speaker 1: the album at the record store, like you know, if
Speaker 1: there were record stores anymore. But yeah, yeah, loose leaf paper.
Speaker 1: Just bring loose leaf paper. How about the black and
Speaker 1: white marble notebooks, let's bring let's bring back the eight
Speaker 1: let's do that, or my trapper keeper. I'll sign, I'll
Speaker 1: sign your lunch Bob. I'll bring a yellow legal pad
Speaker 1: and I will sign. I got a notary notary stamp
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, so, um so yeah, I don't think Listen,
Speaker 1: you guys disagree, that's fine, but we have to live
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, because then we then Elvis is gonna
Speaker 1: chastise us for signing his book. Yeah. By the way,
Speaker 1: I got I got chastised speaking of the book. Nobody
Speaker 1: told me what the plan was, and now I'm getting
Speaker 1: shipped for it. So okay, and you guys called me off.
Speaker 1: I told the joke, and daniel jokes slate it. So
Speaker 1: this is what happened. I got an email about Danielle too.
Speaker 1: Would keep going. We were talking about Elvis's book right now.
Speaker 1: We all got copies of the book because this cases
Speaker 1: of them. Here and Andrew, Elvis's assistant, part of our
Speaker 1: showy bro, here's your copy. Great, all right, So apparently
Speaker 1: you guys all bought extra copies off of whatever store website.
Speaker 1: I've got four copies, thank you. That's great. I took
Speaker 1: a fifth one for free discount. That's what I said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the book signing we all, which I'm okay with. Not
Speaker 1: everybody went, by the way to the book signing he
Speaker 1: did on Wednesday at the corporate office, but I went.
Speaker 1: Some of us went, you grabbed the book from the stack,
Speaker 1: and we're like, and then you write, that's what I said,
Speaker 1: that's mine. I told you that I thought I thought
Speaker 1: it the day before. Actually, but but I thought about
Speaker 1: it before he wrote the book. So how about that story? Okay? Anyway,
Speaker 1: so I did not order a book from Amazon. In
Speaker 1: other words, I haven't paid for a copy of the
Speaker 1: book yet I got my copy, and no one in
Speaker 1: my life wants a copy of the book. A couple
Speaker 1: of people wanted Audible, which is a sponsor, and we
Speaker 1: have gift cards for free downloads. Great, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: download a copy from my mom because that's what she wanted.
Speaker 1: If nobody wants a copy of the book, and I
Speaker 1: have a book already because I got one for free. Now,
Speaker 1: you guys are Brody didn't boy copy of the book.
Speaker 1: He's not supporting Elvis. I gotta say, Brody, I'm offended
Speaker 1: that you didn't buy one copy of the book. I
Speaker 1: do think you're a cheap astor now I'm not sitting
Speaker 1: in front of the otherwise I'll be playing the song.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not not putting it in. But you know,
Speaker 1: but to me, you're not supporting the cause. Like for instance,
Speaker 1: and I said this off air to Nate earlier, it's
Speaker 1: like your kid is graduating and he's got a yearbook, right,
Speaker 1: and what it's a booster you know, the boosters in
Speaker 1: the back of the yearbook. Your kids graduating, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get a free copy of the book, but you want
Speaker 1: to you gotta pay for boosters to support the yearbook.
Speaker 1: Good luck graduating. You know you know who does that,
Speaker 1: especially to Smile and Stephen. You know who would write
Speaker 1: those ads and put them into the book when my
Speaker 1: daughter graduates. Me. But your analogy is that since you're
Speaker 1: my friend, you should support me and you should put
Speaker 1: an ad in for my daughter. Know that you should.
Speaker 1: You should support the proceeds of the book, support the
Speaker 1: revenue of the book by buying a copy of Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're saying like, if your best Okay, you're let's say,
Speaker 1: your daughters in a band. Yeah, I don't buy girl
Speaker 1: Scout cookies from my kids. You should. But if you're
Speaker 1: doing to buy a couple of boxes, but that's my
Speaker 1: daughter benefiting, right. If you're best friends in a band, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna buy a copy of his download of
Speaker 1: his album. Is he a struggling artist? Right? And he
Speaker 1: know he's your boy, he's your best friend. Forget about
Speaker 1: where he is. See that's the problem. What you're saying
Speaker 1: to me is you want me to support Elvis. So
Speaker 1: I go to the book signing to support him. I
Speaker 1: tweet and post on Instagram to promote his appearance, and
Speaker 1: any chance I get, I write how good the book is.
Speaker 1: I support the content? Right, you probably even wrote an
Speaker 1: Amazon review I will, well, I can't even buy the book.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. He doesn't need. The book is
Speaker 1: selling like hotcakes. He doesn't need my money, certainly, right,
Speaker 1: he'll get like what two dollars out of the course
Speaker 1: of the book. I'll buy him breakfast one day. But
Speaker 1: the book company doesn't need my money because they're a
Speaker 1: book company. But it's the idea solidarity of us can
Speaker 1: have an idea that I brought the book. We all
Speaker 1: we all bought several copies of the book. That's great,
Speaker 1: but you should buy at least one. Just what I
Speaker 1: needed four, I got a free copy. You got a
Speaker 1: free cop I know you got a free copy. Can
Speaker 1: all get free copies? I could sucking did the whole
Speaker 1: box in the next year. I could. I could walk
Speaker 1: out of here with seven of them, so I could
Speaker 1: just house them right now and sell them on the street.
Speaker 1: So how what I'm saying, how hard was it for
Speaker 1: you to buy the four copies and not tell Elvis?
Speaker 1: Like you could have just brought the four and kept
Speaker 1: it quiet. You brought the four and like, hey, Elvis,
Speaker 1: I bought four copies in your book to let him
Speaker 1: know that I'm there with him supporting You know, I'm
Speaker 1: there supporting him every morning by working next to him
Speaker 1: and making his show the best it can be. But
Speaker 1: you didn't buy the books to support him. He came
Speaker 1: out You bought the books to let him know you
Speaker 1: bought the books. That's not true. But how does he
Speaker 1: know you brought four copies. I'll show him the receipt Amazon.
Speaker 1: That's my point. He knows you brought four copies because
Speaker 1: you made it a point to tell him. But a
Speaker 1: great a great friend buys them and doesn't say, look
Speaker 1: what I did for you. Yeah, but they would buy
Speaker 1: them period. At least you didn't even do that much.
Speaker 1: You didn't even buy it. You got you just you
Speaker 1: said it yourself. You got the book the day the
Speaker 1: book came out, Andrew handing me a book. Here's your copy,
Speaker 1: Brodie fantastic. I posted it right, But buy a gratuitously
Speaker 1: buy a copy, just a symbolically, buy a copy to
Speaker 1: show that you love this man. You get in the book.
Speaker 1: You think that's the that's the reason why you don't
Speaker 1: want to buy a book. And you don't think that
Speaker 1: money is owed because like I'm in the book, Well
Speaker 1: I get when I get it for free, I don't
Speaker 1: have to pay. No, No, I don't think I I
Speaker 1: don't think I. You've faking grape. So did him el
Speaker 1: like you took the free book? Like holy good, did
Speaker 1: Elvis buy the book out of his own pocket and
Speaker 1: say I'm buying this book. Take a copy? No? But
Speaker 1: like you, you you literally ransacked the store. You didn't
Speaker 1: even you stole a copy at the book signing Winsday
Speaker 1: but at least I bought four more so that justifies
Speaker 1: it as it does so so if I go to
Speaker 1: the store and I'd steal it, I was. I was
Speaker 1: in the audience of the book signing where everyone was
Speaker 1: given a copy, and we were all given a copy
Speaker 1: of the book for free. So I'm gonna take my
Speaker 1: free copy of the book because I was there. But
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna buy the four and and what are
Speaker 1: you can do with them? I'm gonna give one to
Speaker 1: my mother, right to my girlfriend, right. I haven't decided
Speaker 1: who I'm giving the other two yet. Okay, a girlfriend
Speaker 1: that doesn't live with you, right, and she's a big
Speaker 1: fan of the show, so she'll get a copy to
Speaker 1: take home. What about your mother? My mother wants an audible.
Speaker 1: We could just cover that. So she's gonna get a
Speaker 1: download of the book and listen to it on hers
Speaker 1: got to be someone in your life. My kids have
Speaker 1: no interest in reading it, understood. My wife lives with me,
Speaker 1: so I have no I have no siblings. Why don't
Speaker 1: you Okay, why don't you give one to our boys? Bruce?
Speaker 1: He didn't asked me for he's your comedy writing partner.
Speaker 1: I asked him wanted to copy Bruce on the loose
Speaker 1: because they'll probably just get one for free, like everybody
Speaker 1: else in the building got one because everybody's Rantzack. He
Speaker 1: knows box just taking free mail him. Guys just trapped
Speaker 1: them on the elevator and got autographs. They got the
Speaker 1: books are free to of course, because they're the ones
Speaker 1: who deliver those boxes. Right, they cut the boxes, show
Speaker 1: up off the truck. What's this? Open it up? Oh,
Speaker 1: there's a thousand copies of Elvis book. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take one, right, who's gonna notice? But that's fucked up? Okay,
Speaker 1: they don't go buy one too, So buy one? Okay,
Speaker 1: so for you one from so wouldn't have been Okay.
Speaker 1: If I said I bought a copy of Amazon and
Speaker 1: I didn't, I'll go back to my analogy. No, I
Speaker 1: could have said I bought one, but you didn't. But
Speaker 1: I didn't because I'm honest, you're cheap. I didn't know
Speaker 1: all you guys until yesterday I bought copies. There's still time, Brody,
Speaker 1: So go on Amazon. Right, did I say the expiration
Speaker 1: date on buying a book? Okay? You know you could
Speaker 1: still correct this second by actually buying one later tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. If the book goes
Speaker 1: on sale in three weeks and I buy it on sale,
Speaker 1: does that make me less of a friend? I think
Speaker 1: we need a Brody book sale jingle update. I think
Speaker 1: we need an update for that sale work on Hordy.
Speaker 1: Have you bought Elvis's book yet? Amazon? Not yet? Right? Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll check in with you from to ask you a question.
Speaker 1: If it goes on sale in a month and I
Speaker 1: buy it, then am I less of a friend? Or
Speaker 1: am I just smart? I think you're It's okay. If
Speaker 1: it goes on sale, I think you're all right. But
Speaker 1: as long as you as long as you make the gesture,
Speaker 1: and you haven't made a gesture. I haven't had a
Speaker 1: chance to even read it, so it didn't occur to
Speaker 1: me to buy it. I'm not gonna read it yet.
Speaker 1: I think you should buy a copy. Money needs to
Speaker 1: come out of your pocket and go into Who's And
Speaker 1: it's it's just camaraderie. It's the idea of it. It's
Speaker 1: it's the idea that you're you know, you're supporting. Again,
Speaker 1: it was different you're buying your best friends album if
Speaker 1: he was in a band. It will be no different again.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you
Speaker 1: a questions. You're you're spending money, I'm gonna ask you
Speaker 1: a question. Let's say you, somehow in your career become
Speaker 1: friends with Bono from you two, one of your favorite bands,
Speaker 1: maybe your favorite band, your friends with all their I
Speaker 1: have some of their downloads, but primarily see these. I
Speaker 1: just have something. You're hanging out with Bono. You're in this,
Speaker 1: You're hanging out with him, You're at a fancy restaurant,
Speaker 1: you're at a club, whatever. He goes. Um, you know
Speaker 1: I've got I've got a copy the book. Love to
Speaker 1: give you a copy h the album. He has a
Speaker 1: new album. I'm gonna autograph it for you. Here you go.
Speaker 1: When did he become British? I don't know. You give him,
Speaker 1: you give him. He gives you the album the c
Speaker 1: D and it gives you the big album with the
Speaker 1: fold out with lyrics. It's beautiful, and he signs it
Speaker 1: awesome memory like great. Then the album comes out the
Speaker 1: next day. You're gonna go on iTunes and buy it. Bullshit.
Speaker 1: Bono doesn't care if you buy it or not. He's
Speaker 1: my friend. He doesn't, but you're not gonna buy it.
Speaker 1: There's no way you're go and buy it. If he
Speaker 1: gave it to you ready for free, what do you
Speaker 1: need a second copy of the album for? You? Don't
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna say, You're gonna say Bono is
Speaker 1: a multimillionaire. He doesn't care if I buy his album.
Speaker 1: But if I support it and listen to it, and
Speaker 1: I put on Instant Story and I and I tell
Speaker 1: all my friends to buy the album, this is obviously
Speaker 1: you're not gonna buy I didn't say it, would never
Speaker 1: buy it. I'm saying why I hadn't bought it yet
Speaker 1: you guys all bought it. Didn't tell me like that.
Speaker 1: It was the thing we were doing. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't buy a book. I didn't know we were
Speaker 1: buying a book. Andrew said he's given his Just know
Speaker 1: to buy a book. Just know you're a smart man, yes,
Speaker 1: smart enough to know I got a book for free.
Speaker 1: You should just know that you have a book. That
Speaker 1: that that it's time to buy a book. Because this
Speaker 1: guy put poured his heart into it and you were
Speaker 1: mentioned in it. If that's an in of itself should
Speaker 1: have been the reason. All right, it's fine, whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do. I don't care. Um so um, by
Speaker 1: the way, I have an intern coming in a minute,
Speaker 1: do you really because I have a bone to pick
Speaker 1: with her. You're a bone to pick with an internet
Speaker 1: with you? Whotis who just did something the restaurant that
Speaker 1: just upset the hell out of me? Good? I'd love
Speaker 1: to I want to hear about this audacity? Alright, some
Speaker 1: people now it is tailgating season? Yeah, of course. How
Speaker 1: those jets doing? Here? We are on October four, The
Speaker 1: Giants are two and two. You have won one touchdown
Speaker 1: the whole season. When's Donald coming back? We don't know
Speaker 1: he's got meningitis or something. That Mono nucleos. Mono Nucleos
Speaker 1: is sorry for the meningitis people. That's pretty serious. I
Speaker 1: didn't know is serious. I think that was like a
Speaker 1: high school Um, the high school illness? You not when
Speaker 1: you kissed two people. If he gets hit in the spleen,
Speaker 1: he could die. That's legit, Like his spleen is enlarged.
Speaker 1: So wow, there's your The season's season's kind of over.
Speaker 1: But thanks for bringing that up. What do you own? Four? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: you you'll be owing four after this and give us
Speaker 1: we're playing the Patriots. Oh I got the Pats in
Speaker 1: that game all right, by the way, if they whatever.
Speaker 1: But are you gonna go to a game? Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course I'm gonna go to a game. You're gonna bring
Speaker 1: your broommate? Yes, my wines slator, thank you. Although I
Speaker 1: don't have jet screen, I didn't plan ahead. I have
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Speaker 1: kinds of things like the hops Latter Slim, the wines later,
Speaker 1: Hopsilator Trio, and of course the Hops Leader bottle. Now
Speaker 1: you Brody prefer Now I have the wine Slator. You're
Speaker 1: you're a Hopsilator limb guy, because it's perfect for Whitelaw's
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Speaker 1: pool was closing the next day, and I realized that
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Speaker 1: Code boys, you want to get you who just in
Speaker 1: right here? Uh yeah, we can go get our show.
Speaker 1: Oh before that, let me clear up while we're recording
Speaker 1: on a Friday and out of Thursday. Just a second here.
Speaker 1: I you know our boy, the Jersey Kid, he had
Speaker 1: an appearance that he needed to do yesterday, and he
Speaker 1: decided that since he's leaving the Mothership and he's going
Speaker 1: to do his own show down the hallway, that he's
Speaker 1: kind of in transit right now. He's in transition between
Speaker 1: our show and his new show. And he stole my scissors.
Speaker 1: He stole your scissors. He's packing up my stuffs to
Speaker 1: and he says on his way out the door, oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, Scary, I'm not doing that appearance, so
Speaker 1: they'll probably call you. And sure enough, three hours later,
Speaker 1: the sales team calls me in a panic, Hey, Scary,
Speaker 1: could you cover for Greg T? Could you cover for
Speaker 1: Greg T? Can go to this appearance. It's it's a
Speaker 1: ribbon cutting with the local mayor. And I'm like, gosh, Ship,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I gotta do. What I
Speaker 1: gotta do. I gotta step up. So we had to
Speaker 1: cancel the recording of the Brooken Boys podcast. I was
Speaker 1: I had the sweat, I was like, I was angry.
Speaker 1: I was angry texting Brody and I'm like, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: like we gotta we gotta move the podcast because I
Speaker 1: gotta cover for Greg T. So in the name of
Speaker 1: saving the account, I covered Greg T and I did
Speaker 1: the appearance. And of course the Brooklyn Boys listeners they
Speaker 1: suffered by having this podcast the day later. So he
Speaker 1: the Jersey kid fucked you on his way out the door,
Speaker 1: and he and he stole your scissors, which you're never
Speaker 1: gonna get back. By the way, at the ribbon cutting,
Speaker 1: they had oversized scissors. They had the big oversized one.
Speaker 1: I love that they have to like take your two
Speaker 1: arms and go. Yeah, it was great. It was nice,
Speaker 1: nice touch, nice time. Oversized scissors at oversized staples. The
Speaker 1: Stauper I always wanted to buy a pair of oversized sissors,
Speaker 1: just a half. They come with the big ribbon that
Speaker 1: you put on your lexus, just in case the ribbon
Speaker 1: cutting breaks out. By the way, so before we get
Speaker 1: to you, who is right into the mic run with
Speaker 1: the radio station? Well, actually here's the it should be on.
Speaker 1: The problem is doesn't know how to run the board.
Speaker 1: I excuse me, I know to run the border. Mike
Speaker 1: is on, it's still not on, okay right now? Well hello,
Speaker 1: they're all right, all right, as as Billie Eilish says, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so hold one second, you just we'll get you in
Speaker 1: a second. Great team is packing up his desk so
Speaker 1: and and he's he's like a story actual desk. He's
Speaker 1: rolling his death desk is out. He's packing up all
Speaker 1: the crap from his desk for we've been here eleven
Speaker 1: years in this building, eleven years worth the crap. And
Speaker 1: he says, your scissors for a second. Now, I have
Speaker 1: a pair with blue handles, because you know, I'm that's
Speaker 1: what the call it blue. Everything that buys blow everything
Speaker 1: is blue. And I wrote on it. When you open
Speaker 1: the scissor up like to cut the part you can't
Speaker 1: see normally has my name on it magic marker smart
Speaker 1: so if anyone takes it, they don't know that. And
Speaker 1: I go, oh, yeah, that's mine. Look there's my name. Boom.
Speaker 1: Open the scissor right there. It is. When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, by baseball glove, I would hide certain numbers
Speaker 1: under the laces. So at camp when someone took my glove,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, there's a number on today. What's
Speaker 1: the number? But yeah, okay that you have one track mind? No?
Speaker 1: Why y six time? Because it's always sixty nine on
Speaker 1: this show. It's the boys podcasts. This isn't that's right?
Speaker 1: You know? Like right, the reading nerds? What do you
Speaker 1: call it? Is that a podcast? The reading they thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you? What is it called the the nerd? The nerdests,
Speaker 1: the reading people. I don't know who those they read things,
Speaker 1: those people that read ship and stuff, those podcasts, it's come.
Speaker 1: Those are the people that come from those tough neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: With his Pepers genre podcast. By the way, I want
Speaker 1: to tease now, I want a little tease. You know
Speaker 1: how you read that list of all the people that
Speaker 1: we've said, get a feather you want me to tick?
Speaker 1: You know, uh that part a little while ago you
Speaker 1: read all of the people we've said fuck you two.
Speaker 1: That was a little trip down memory lane like that.
Speaker 1: We have another one that's coming up in a few minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you guys know my interns. We've had a bunch
Speaker 1: of them on. We have we have we have a
Speaker 1: new crop of interns. One of them's name is you
Speaker 1: who love you amazing story, thank you? Right, we can
Speaker 1: we can touch on her background and at another time, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I took the training. Sorry, we're not going
Speaker 1: to touch on your background at all. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: have a nice background. I don't look at your back
Speaker 1: sexual training. I didn't even take my training, and I
Speaker 1: know that that's wrong. Okay, because he can't take the training.
Speaker 1: The computer starts buzzing and you have to read. You
Speaker 1: have to read that training that This isn't that reading. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: by the way, speaking of nerdus, you know created the
Speaker 1: nervous website. Chris Hardwick who's on Walkers and Talkers, jingle yourself.
Speaker 1: This is becoming your commercial. But I don't get paid
Speaker 1: for that. I don't get paid anyway. The talking Jamie
Speaker 1: is your better half. She is as his share the
Speaker 1: better half on your other podcast, which you need to
Speaker 1: promote more Speaking Volumes. Yes, we have not mentioned it
Speaker 1: on this podcast than a while. Yeah, so yeah, I
Speaker 1: have another podcast called Speaking Volumes Podcast twenty nine listening.
Speaker 1: Can you explain, by the way, well, I share never
Speaker 1: comes here because you what you do. I like share
Speaker 1: very much. She's a baby now, she's she's she has
Speaker 1: a baby, a baby's baby. She has a baby's a baby,
Speaker 1: she's got a baby, and that kids Speaking Volumes. I'm sure,
Speaker 1: you know what. Sometimes she does the podcast with with
Speaker 1: her daughter on her shoulder and the and the baby
Speaker 1: coups and does she cross feed during the podcast? She has? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she did once what episodes that I think it was
Speaker 1: like twenty two anyone wants to know? Okay, Anyway, she
Speaker 1: doesn't come up anymore. So I see you sometimes sitting
Speaker 1: in the studio. It's hard for to make it here,
Speaker 1: and you're you're very animated. Your harms are going and
Speaker 1: you oh, I'm gonna talk about that. Uh, And you're
Speaker 1: very animated. And I see your doing a podcast, but
Speaker 1: no one's there in the room with you. You have
Speaker 1: her on a on a FaceTime. Yeah, we FaceTime each other, okay,
Speaker 1: and she records it to her track. I recorded to
Speaker 1: my track and I put the My co host comes in,
Speaker 1: so that's good talking. Jamie comes in. So back to you. Who.
Speaker 1: So my interns, as as you know, my interns do
Speaker 1: homework assignments every every week, twice a week before they
Speaker 1: come in with life stories, topic ideas, things that happened
Speaker 1: to them. So I'm gonna read this scary and you're
Speaker 1: gonna know right away. And and you guys listening slices.
Speaker 1: You're gonna know why I'm upset. The topic is should
Speaker 1: I speak up in this situation? I was eating out
Speaker 1: with a friend and the server took my plate before
Speaker 1: I was done. I had finished my burger, but my
Speaker 1: fries were mostly still there. I was saving them to
Speaker 1: finish slowly over conversation. The service swooped in and before
Speaker 1: I could say much, took my plate and walked away.
Speaker 1: My friend said to me, were you done with that?
Speaker 1: I shook my head and said no. She said, why
Speaker 1: didn't you say anything? Truth is, I didn't want to
Speaker 1: embarrass myself or the server. But does that make me
Speaker 1: a pushover someone who's okay with getting stepped on? What
Speaker 1: do you think scary? Because I'm ready microphone like Elvis?
Speaker 1: I what? First of all, what did she do? But
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do anything? You sat there? Hold on, let
Speaker 1: me let me you want to the podcast? Have you
Speaker 1: listened to the Brook and Boys pot? Apparently you haven't
Speaker 1: because I just read the plot where what I said,
Speaker 1: what she did? That's the end of the story. Give
Speaker 1: me this piece of paper right here. It says the
Speaker 1: service swooped in and before I could say much, took
Speaker 1: my plate. And walked away. Fuck, but no, but that's
Speaker 1: the end. Like you didn't like say something like hey, hello,
Speaker 1: that's done with that. She says she was gone, as
Speaker 1: the podcast said thirty seconds ago. No truth is I
Speaker 1: didn't want to embarrass myself, which I'm not sure how
Speaker 1: that's an embarrassment or the server. Does that make me
Speaker 1: a pushover? Yes? It absolutely does. No, but no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on a seconds, wait a second, hold on, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, Why didn't you Why don't you then? Okay,
Speaker 1: you didn't want to Why don't you go over to
Speaker 1: like a manager then? And just behind that person's back.
Speaker 1: I get her in trouble. You don't want to get
Speaker 1: the server in trouble, say, that's the problem. If she's
Speaker 1: worried about embarrassing this Ever, she certainly doesn't want to
Speaker 1: get the server in trouble. Oh are you? I think
Speaker 1: you were embarrassed to talk to the server? You don't
Speaker 1: want to front her? She had started to walk away,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to start yelling through a restaurant,
Speaker 1: Hey come back with my friend how much fries? I
Speaker 1: would say, how much? So it's really good? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Are you trying to say? How many did you give
Speaker 1: her any indicator that you might have been finished, but
Speaker 1: like was there a crumpled napkin on the on the
Speaker 1: plate or something like, oh, she just saw the burger gone.
Speaker 1: The burger was the main feature and there were fries
Speaker 1: around it. So once she she was passing by, saw
Speaker 1: the burger gone, I guess you figured up where was this?
Speaker 1: Um up up stay. It wasn't even was it was
Speaker 1: that a diner or something. It was a nice restaurant,
Speaker 1: nice restaurant evening. Are you the proper way of asking
Speaker 1: are you still enjoying? Are you still enjoying? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you done to that? That's that's that, that's that's awful.
Speaker 1: So um, yeah, you needed to me. You actually needed
Speaker 1: to get free dessert on that one. You you needed
Speaker 1: to say something to someone. Um when she came back,
Speaker 1: that would have been your chance to be like, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I really wasn't done with my fries. What would have
Speaker 1: what would have taken them to just drop another order?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's their French fries on a plate, so
Speaker 1: they could have given you an she you know, they
Speaker 1: would have done them right by you. I think that
Speaker 1: I think that you're anticipating the worst in people. I
Speaker 1: think they would have made it right. No, I know
Speaker 1: they would have made it right, But I was kind
Speaker 1: of just I didn't want to. It was already She
Speaker 1: didn't come back till a while later, and I didn't
Speaker 1: want to kind of place the past in the past.
Speaker 1: The French fries free, what do you mean free? Well?
Speaker 1: When when they given to you for free? Or did
Speaker 1: you pay for them? Well, it was part of the order.
Speaker 1: So the hamburger and the fries, let's say it was
Speaker 1: ten dollars. They took like three dollars from you. They did.
Speaker 1: If I walk over you now and take three dollars
Speaker 1: out your pocket and gat say anything, no, I'll just
Speaker 1: punch you. Oh, but you'll do something, you see what.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep. I can't sleep since she said this
Speaker 1: to me. First of all, the yummy fries just like sta,
Speaker 1: the kind that real outside, and and I just she
Speaker 1: walked away with them. Did you screaming for the French fries? Screaming? Mommy? Scream?
Speaker 1: You didn't say, excuse me, You wouldn't. Why you don't
Speaker 1: want to make a scene. There were lots that's the
Speaker 1: opportunity to go. Yeah, but that's not making a scene,
Speaker 1: that's just that's just getting someone's attention. I don't like
Speaker 1: attention to myself, So if I would speak up, it
Speaker 1: would have to be allowed, and then everyone would turn
Speaker 1: because first of all, okay, let's practice. Did you have
Speaker 1: fries growing up? Yes? Okay, So the back story if
Speaker 1: you didn't know, you could go and at Elba straand
Speaker 1: show is that who just came from a very conservative family,
Speaker 1: religious background and didn't eat or get exposed a lot
Speaker 1: of things. So it was a fair question. It wasn't like,
Speaker 1: why would you ask an in terms of course you
Speaker 1: had fries. No, that's a good question, all right, but
Speaker 1: you didn't have fries cooked in like animal fat. These
Speaker 1: are probably like delicious, awesome fries. Beef beef, beef beef.
Speaker 1: What's for dinner? Okay, so you're out the money so
Speaker 1: at that point, scary. I know what I would have done.
Speaker 1: What would you have done? I would have said, I
Speaker 1: have to be honest, Um, you you sucked me on
Speaker 1: the fries. Um let me get an order of fries
Speaker 1: to go or or give me. I would actually ask
Speaker 1: for more fries. Now I know what Brody would have done.
Speaker 1: He would have asked for the money back. He would
Speaker 1: have deducted what he feel I would have asked for
Speaker 1: a credit towards something that heats better, because you can't.
Speaker 1: Fries don't reheat very well. If I'm taking them home,
Speaker 1: or if it's a regular place of business that he
Speaker 1: goes to ask for like a food credit for that, hey,
Speaker 1: can you give me credit for fries for next time?
Speaker 1: And that put in a book or whatever. That That's
Speaker 1: what Brody would have done. I would have just said, hey,
Speaker 1: could I really want these fries? Because if the point
Speaker 1: was to have the fries because you were hungry for
Speaker 1: the fries, you should have had fries on the spot.
Speaker 1: They should have come back with a new order of fries. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I was by the time, like I said,
Speaker 1: by the time they came back, I was just like, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: are you disgusted with yourself? You know, because I'm disgusted
Speaker 1: right now. You don't stick up for yourself. It doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like you. Listen this podcast, he was saying, oh,
Speaker 1: did you have fries growing up? I did not have
Speaker 1: fries grow up, but I did have an education of
Speaker 1: you know, women should not be seen, not be heard,
Speaker 1: not call attention to themselves. So I think that's still
Speaker 1: very much drilled into my brain. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: you just blend in the background. If someone wrongs you,
Speaker 1: if it's not a mortal right, just shut up and
Speaker 1: take it. That's not cool as long as you don't
Speaker 1: get attention. I'm learning it. Do everything you can to
Speaker 1: be noticed. Yeah, she's trying. She's trying to d Handmaid's
Speaker 1: Tale herself. So I get on it. Man, So I
Speaker 1: get that. I'll give you thatical psychological background. I get that.
Speaker 1: There's mental reason. There's got to be some explanation, you know,
Speaker 1: because I'm working on my hands is shaking religious thing.
Speaker 1: They were social, social upbringing. So you're saying if you
Speaker 1: if you were a man, you want to say, hey, whoa,
Speaker 1: where's my fries? What are you doing? More likely, what
Speaker 1: if the waiter was but the waiter was a woman.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't matter if it was a man or a woman,
Speaker 1: still wouldn't send it. If because it was a female
Speaker 1: male even less, but it was a woman, she'll that's
Speaker 1: what your friend is doesn't have Why didn't your friends
Speaker 1: speak up for you? Like I said, But I'm sure
Speaker 1: your ex friend right, you're not friends we're still friends.
Speaker 1: She defended me. She was like, she actually said, you know,
Speaker 1: you should you should have said something. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so step this first step in your recovery. Recovery is
Speaker 1: you need to be comfortable telling your friend to fight
Speaker 1: for you. Like if you had said, what's your name, Miriam?
Speaker 1: If you had said Miriam, Miriam, if you had said Miriam, Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to cause a scene, but I really
Speaker 1: want those fries. Miriam would have done the right thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well she was. She was ready, she's ready to go
Speaker 1: fight for those You gotta get over that. You gotta
Speaker 1: get over that hump. Yeah, well there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: humps right right, alright, you see what I'm saying, See
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I just I couldn't believe that that's
Speaker 1: where the story ended earlier, Like there's gotta be more
Speaker 1: to this. That was it. We left and you paid
Speaker 1: for this happen, and you give fift? Would you give you? Like, hey,
Speaker 1: you stole my friesped out of the tip zero. Once
Speaker 1: I once gave someone zero would have been like, you
Speaker 1: know that's the cost of the fries is your tips?
Speaker 1: You know that's not true. You know, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not cheap, and I reward people who work hard for living.
Speaker 1: I would have done the math on the cost of
Speaker 1: the fries value and I would be like two dollars
Speaker 1: off the tip. So you asked if I was discussing
Speaker 1: with myself in this situation. I'm not. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: let it go. In a different situation, I once had
Speaker 1: terrible service, did not tip at all, and then afterwards
Speaker 1: I felt really bad. But it was it was horrible services.
Speaker 1: We waited almost twenty minutes just for the server to
Speaker 1: come to the table, but where they slammed where they
Speaker 1: had like nine tables because someone called out, So it
Speaker 1: was just terrible nonishment. I think, yeah, all right, whol,
Speaker 1: just I'll forgive you because you know the hands Handmaids tale,
Speaker 1: and I'll give you that. I'll give you call handmaid.
Speaker 1: You're calling that hashta handmid stuff. I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: But a boy, if it was anybody else, yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta take it. I can't. I just I see those
Speaker 1: steak from coming anniversary emails. People are happy. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then you want to free siate for us after that,
Speaker 1: because after it, right after it, all right, let's do
Speaker 1: that well, first of all, you bring him a mail time.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's been awesome having awesome. You are a
Speaker 1: plethora of stories and we've just scratched the service with
Speaker 1: you because I know there's so there's so much to
Speaker 1: talk about. Thanks, thank you, Bye bye. Alright, mold talk.
Speaker 1: That sounds like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail. Wow,
Speaker 1: this guy Janovic is making it on every episode of
Speaker 1: our podcast. He said, Hey, what's up. It's Janevikire congratulating
Speaker 1: you guys for making it to triple digits. Not a
Speaker 1: surprise there, since this is the best fucking podcast ever.
Speaker 1: I can't believe how fast we got here, he says,
Speaker 1: we because I truly feel part of this big family
Speaker 1: hashtag Slice for Life. Love you both equally, even though
Speaker 1: Brodie is always right. Okay there, Janevic, thank you for
Speaker 1: creating something so amazing. Wishing you many more episodes to come. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see here. This is for Oh, Aaron, Aaron Tieberg, Hey,
Speaker 1: Skiery all caps and Brody all lowercase. Hang up on him,
Speaker 1: you can't. It's an email canceled unsubscribed. Uh, congratulations on
Speaker 1: number one hundred. Finally found time to write an email email. Um.
Speaker 1: His name is Aaron. He's a Hasidic Jew from Borrow Park, Bokly. Uh. Naturally,
Speaker 1: at first I was a brody then scary you know,
Speaker 1: hashtag tribe. But dude, it had to change Scary. You're
Speaker 1: a man. Although I'm naturally more like Brody, I aspire
Speaker 1: to be more like you. You speak your mind, not
Speaker 1: afraid of Brodie call you out for being wrong, not
Speaker 1: afraid of being politically in, being politically correct mob. For example,
Speaker 1: you introduced the snowflake jingle. Not ashamed to act like
Speaker 1: a Gavon where there's food around. Uh. But Brody, you're
Speaker 1: the man for changing my life and others when it
Speaker 1: comes to getting free dessert. Nice congratu. Congrats your your
Speaker 1: Hasidic jew fan. Sid was a daily listener of The
Speaker 1: Big Show when I was younger, since I come from
Speaker 1: a Hasidic family like our friend you hootis. By the way,
Speaker 1: we should have had her any here for me to
Speaker 1: read this similar lifestyle. Uh, Listening to the radio for
Speaker 1: some was taboo at list as well as using internet
Speaker 1: and watching TV. So at age twelve, I used to
Speaker 1: wake up before school, put in headphones in a big
Speaker 1: tape recorder at six am to listen to you guys.
Speaker 1: You were my hidden sins. That is from Aaron Tiberg.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Aaron. That is a wonderful email.
Speaker 1: Nice this I got one of your tribe fans, So
Speaker 1: fuck you Brodie. Obviously not a reeled you all right? Uh? John,
Speaker 1: love you though, John Janatus Uh says scary. I was
Speaker 1: thinking about your comments last week on sponsor poaching post
Speaker 1: Greg T's exit. I think Brody has been plotting this
Speaker 1: for a long time. He has been ranting about cards
Speaker 1: wants and greg t happens. Did you state farm commercials?
Speaker 1: Well not anymore. Oh yeah, it's by the way, who's
Speaker 1: gonna be doing those? He has also spoken about his
Speaker 1: daughter's research. Brodie has spoken about his daughter's likely angling
Speaker 1: for the melotonin gummy spot, yet he insists on calling
Speaker 1: you out. Furthermore, Brody, Danielle constantly has issues with grammar.
Speaker 1: Why is it that you only grammar police people who
Speaker 1: are lower on the pecking order on the show that's
Speaker 1: j J the Slice for Life, we pick on Danielle.
Speaker 1: Danielle said, oh, you know, Danielle made a mistake on
Speaker 1: the air. JJ hasn't heard it. Hold on she made
Speaker 1: a mistake, and I'll tell you what the mistake was
Speaker 1: in a minute, because I have a clip of them
Speaker 1: making the same mistake on an actual television commercial and
Speaker 1: I have a clip of that, and Elvis called her
Speaker 1: out immediately and corrected her on the air yesterday, Kevin
Speaker 1: Kozlowski said Brody mentioned double eagle when talking about his
Speaker 1: steak dinner update. Did he mean Del Friscoes. I've always
Speaker 1: wondered why it's called a double eagle steakhouse. Why not
Speaker 1: just a steakhouse? What does double eagle mean? It's a
Speaker 1: higher rating. Yes, I tried googling it. It's not there.
Speaker 1: I guess there's no reason for it. It's called double eagle.
Speaker 1: All right? You did you ever did double legal Robin
Speaker 1: double double dribble, double dribble dog Robert a minute. If
Speaker 1: you're doing the dribbling, something's wrong, all right, Robert. Bob
Speaker 1: Creagan says he was listening to the podcast episode for
Speaker 1: the third time. Oh my god, people listen more than once.
Speaker 1: My buddy has just told me about an app that
Speaker 1: pays you for the miles you drive as long as
Speaker 1: you don't touch your phone. Trying to stop the texting
Speaker 1: while driving. I know a lot of your listeners listen
Speaker 1: when they drive. The app is called on My Way.
Speaker 1: I can see the two of you making a great partnership.
Speaker 1: You do a commercial here. Not sure how you guys
Speaker 1: go about doing these things for sponsors, but Bob Creagan
Speaker 1: thinks that this is the perfect uh for our podcast,
Speaker 1: the perfect sponsor. What do you think? Can we call
Speaker 1: them up? Also, Louis Aguilar, I know we did that
Speaker 1: one already. Okay, back to you, Bertie, are you sure? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you want to another half hour of emails.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to I'm just trying to let the
Speaker 1: fans be heard. I'm trying to give our listeners a voice. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna give Dennis Ferrier a voice at d GFIR.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a very snooty name. All right, Apparently
Speaker 1: he likes me better. What he wrote was in his
Speaker 1: own mind, he says, in his own mind, Scary has
Speaker 1: accepted the fact he has fulfilled his part of the
Speaker 1: steak dinner deal unacceptable. If he thinks they paid for part,
Speaker 1: then for the green stuff and don't that you don't
Speaker 1: like on your plate? Hashtag Brody Steak dinner hashtag steak dinner.
Speaker 1: Uh this one okay, guys, you want to follow at
Speaker 1: t D B s D Foundation. That is the David
Speaker 1: Brody Steak Dinner Foundation. It's a new Twitter account. I
Speaker 1: truthfully don't know who's running. It is not me. It's
Speaker 1: helping raise awareness and funds to help Scary Jone. Finally,
Speaker 1: give David Brodie his long away. Than I'll buy Brody
Speaker 1: a steak dinner when he buys one of Elvis's books.
Speaker 1: How about that? You already owe me a steak dinner,
Speaker 1: so now you don't mean too steak dinners. How about
Speaker 1: that you don't have to do that. Buy a book,
Speaker 1: because then I'll buy a book, and then you'll owe
Speaker 1: me a steak dinner. And then the argument will be
Speaker 1: you stole me a stake. Then I bought a book.
Speaker 1: I will take you to Ruth's Chris. I will take
Speaker 1: you Ruth's Chris in Jersey City. I want Lugers. You
Speaker 1: want lugers, Yeah, waited seven years. Now I want lugers.
Speaker 1: You've never been a lugers. You've been never been lugers.
Speaker 1: But state but but but Ruth's Christ more convenient by
Speaker 1: the way, talking Jamie. She's texting me like crazy about
Speaker 1: what about comic Con. She's at comic Con right, So
Speaker 1: I said, hey, are you going to comic cons? As
Speaker 1: soon as it's over going to comic con, so I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm recording. So she writes back, oh, sorry about stop that?
Speaker 1: Stop it? What is she doing? If you if, if
Speaker 1: you know what, you're a radio professional. When somebody says
Speaker 1: they're recording, you stop texting them. You don't go, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you recording. You do the same thing
Speaker 1: when they're driving to stop texting them me a ticket.
Speaker 1: I don't know you got yourself a ticket because you
Speaker 1: were answering my text while you were driving. Hold on, uh,
Speaker 1: Jenevic wrote, just because I signed with David Brody n
Speaker 1: the time doesn't mean I don't like you scary that's right.
Speaker 1: I listen and he has a picture of him listening
Speaker 1: to speaking volumes, so he does listen to your other podcast.
Speaker 1: I apologize I didn't screenshot this properly, but somebody sent
Speaker 1: us a picture from upstate New York, Brooklyn Boys Slice Shop.
Speaker 1: It's a pizza place. I saw that. Now here's the
Speaker 1: thing I'm gonna I don't want to put this up
Speaker 1: because I don't want to give them promotion. Do you
Speaker 1: think the logo it looks like our logo a little
Speaker 1: bit on our podcast Brooklyn Bridge is almost the exact
Speaker 1: same angle. It's a circle, there's a slice of pizza,
Speaker 1: and said South Brooklyn Boys, Now we're both from South
Speaker 1: brok Brooklyn. Not to give them a call. We may
Speaker 1: have to call them on the podcast. Do you think
Speaker 1: that they listened to the podcast? They must know about us.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we called their say hey, if
Speaker 1: we call there and say hey, it's scary and brody,
Speaker 1: if they know who we are right away, those bastards
Speaker 1: thief that ship, Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. But if
Speaker 1: they don't know who we are, all right, it's a coincidence.
Speaker 1: What if somebody said anyone could do a Brooklyn Bridge,
Speaker 1: anyone could do a PA, but it's like Brooklyn in
Speaker 1: the same spot them. Well, I mean, we don't have
Speaker 1: a trademark on our logo, but I mean, listen, here's
Speaker 1: why we look at it. Though. If they did rip
Speaker 1: us off and then trying to to ride the train
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys wave, you know, to ride the hysteria,
Speaker 1: you think they would have gotten Brooklyn Boys mania. Then
Speaker 1: that's sort of a compliment, sort of sort of have
Speaker 1: to check. Should they should have contacted us by dow
Speaker 1: right now. I don't know if their logos online. They
Speaker 1: the person who sent this took a picture of it,
Speaker 1: and thank you. By the way. I'm sorry if I
Speaker 1: if I go back, and I'll try to thank you
Speaker 1: next week. Brooklyn boy slicehops. You can't help this guy
Speaker 1: with warranty help real question. Hold on, I'm on a
Speaker 1: roll here. Also, somebody sent us a picture again I apologize.
Speaker 1: It was two boxes of Hershey's milk and it says
Speaker 1: Vitamin D added, and it says it's whole milk and
Speaker 1: fat free skim milk, and it says Hershey's white milk.
Speaker 1: I tweeted at Hershey's and said unacceptable, unaccepted. They get
Speaker 1: back to you. They gave you the hershey squirts. I said,
Speaker 1: you do not need to put white, It's just milk.
Speaker 1: So upset. Hold on, Uh, this comes to us from E. D. T. H.
Speaker 1: E ed the grip ed the grip. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's a masturbation reference. I don't know. Ed Oh,
Speaker 1: it could be a grip like a TV grip. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna movie a Uh, you're the best scary still owes
Speaker 1: you a steak dinner when you played in the arms
Speaker 1: of an angel. I started dying last week. If I
Speaker 1: was scary, I just bring you for a dinner to
Speaker 1: hear the end of it. Long time listener to The
Speaker 1: Big Show, every show for over ten years, Slice for
Speaker 1: Life since episode zero. Congratulations on your hundred episode. Um,
Speaker 1: there you go. I would love to hear you more
Speaker 1: in the show. Yep, me too. I had a fight
Speaker 1: steak last night. Actually it was it was good steak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I was. I went out to dinner with the big, Big,
Speaker 1: Big Big Boss last night. He told me he took
Speaker 1: me out. I will get to that. He took me
Speaker 1: to um Let's the other place on Sixth Avenue in
Speaker 1: the forties. Uh, the steakhouse is Delmonico Now it's Ben
Speaker 1: and Jack. No, no, whatever it is. It's not Delmonico's.
Speaker 1: It's Del Frisco's steakhous. We're just talking about. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: where we took me, will we What do he take you?
Speaker 1: He took me to Carbone? How about how much was
Speaker 1: the bill? Don't want? I do want to know how
Speaker 1: much of Bill. It wasn't he took me to dinner.
Speaker 1: It was it was. It was. I got my fingers up.
Speaker 1: You can't see it was. It was. It was. It was.
Speaker 1: It was four figures, four figures. It was a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: The two of you had dinner for over a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It was also there was some wine involved. Oh, your
Speaker 1: son of a bit, so I don't drink. I had
Speaker 1: a three fifty all dinner with him. We talked about
Speaker 1: a raise. It was three years ago. Tom, give me one.
Speaker 1: I got a dinner that was my raise. How much
Speaker 1: wine did you drink? How much for did you eat
Speaker 1: a lot? Well? Dude, maybe I get Tom to prick?
Speaker 1: Did did you see the picture of me with the
Speaker 1: bone in my mouth that's from a veal chalk? Did
Speaker 1: anybody get that recorded? All I did? The veal? The veal?
Speaker 1: What did that bone in your mouth look like? Hold on,
Speaker 1: this is how you got the dinner from Tom? Is
Speaker 1: that what you say? Parmesan with it? But it comes
Speaker 1: on the bone. It's there. It's their specialty of carbone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a come on the bone. Hey, real quick,
Speaker 1: how did you get a dinner with Tom? What was
Speaker 1: that about. We were just catching up on life. Tom's
Speaker 1: nine levels above us, right, but twenty five years in
Speaker 1: doing this, and we've been trying to do dinner for
Speaker 1: about a year now, and oh I've been trying for
Speaker 1: seven years. And Elvis's and Elvis's wedding, He's just like,
Speaker 1: you know what, he goes, Let's put it on the
Speaker 1: calendar right now. We sink our phones, yes we both
Speaker 1: have iPhones, and we put it on the calendar and
Speaker 1: we did it. So yesterday was the big you know,
Speaker 1: the big dinner. It was fun. We reminisced about the
Speaker 1: old times, talked about the new time. I was talking
Speaker 1: about the future, you talking about a lot of it was.
Speaker 1: It was very excite. The sad times too, all of it. Uh,
Speaker 1: Jason Samby needs We're not back to you. I'm still
Speaker 1: reading I just have Okay, this is for you, but alright,
Speaker 1: go for it. Okay. Stop. Hanna and Enriquez listening to
Speaker 1: episode The Boys podcast at Scary Jones. You must be nuts.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely not even with David Brody. You still own
Speaker 1: a steak dinner? You cheap. Oh, it won't count until
Speaker 1: the invite specifically says you're paying in advance. Way too
Speaker 1: many people are jumping on me right. Hold on the burger. Okay,
Speaker 1: this guy's name is the Burger. You can argue with
Speaker 1: the burger his his name is at Burgermeister. But what
Speaker 1: is he add me to that list of names that
Speaker 1: knows capital letters? Scary still owes the steak Dinner? About
Speaker 1: this with you? Hey, this is from Steven Massia. I
Speaker 1: hate him already. What up? Boys? Slice for Life here?
Speaker 1: Love the show, However, I'm listening back since you're on vacation. Hey,
Speaker 1: just heard the the David Wright episode. Brody is a
Speaker 1: big fucking cry baby baby. Love you both, but I
Speaker 1: became sick to my stomach listening to Brody call your
Speaker 1: girlfriend and wind like a little bitch. Go Scary and Brodie,
Speaker 1: keep up from Steve. Rock and Steve otherwise known as
Speaker 1: a seventy seven let's say something Rock and Steve. First
Speaker 1: of all, hold on September twenty nine, eighteen, you're a
Speaker 1: You're a year and a week late to get back
Speaker 1: at me. Scary stood me up. Didn't go to the game,
Speaker 1: one of the biggest met games in a generation. He
Speaker 1: didn't go, so whining about it. I was just pointing
Speaker 1: out that scary was a wood was a whimp. That's
Speaker 1: all right, we have some major, major free ship for
Speaker 1: us to coming up. Yeah, it's the kind of free
Speaker 1: ship for us that we get to talk about. Read it. Oh,
Speaker 1: this content for the show rest hold on. This free
Speaker 1: ship is so good I may ask them to make
Speaker 1: it available for people to purchase. Shut up, yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. Can person get their advice from your brody?
Speaker 1: Don't want to talk about sent Bird? Well, I have
Speaker 1: to switch cologns now because it's it's cold again. It's
Speaker 1: getting colder, and you know, there's some colognes that are
Speaker 1: good for the summer and some colognes that are good
Speaker 1: for the cold weather, like that brisk smell sometimes when
Speaker 1: the snow is coming down. If you live in Miami,
Speaker 1: you're like what you know in New York. In New
Speaker 1: York area, we gotta get ready for the weather. Scent
Speaker 1: Bird is a company that doesn't make you buy a
Speaker 1: large jug of cologne that you may am not like.
Speaker 1: I opened up my medicine cabinet last week and I
Speaker 1: counted I have twenty two bottles of cologne, most of
Speaker 1: them full of course. Sitting there with I'm not even
Speaker 1: getting you a film of dust on top of each
Speaker 1: one of them. What does that tell you about your cologne,
Speaker 1: your perfume. You're never gonna use a jug of cologne
Speaker 1: and then they force you to buy for fifty ridiculous.
Speaker 1: That's why scent Bird came to the rescue because at
Speaker 1: sent Bird they give you these luxury fragrances. It's it's
Speaker 1: just a subscription service, but they have more than six
Speaker 1: hundred designer brands for you to choose from. You get
Speaker 1: a cologne each month, you choose the one you want
Speaker 1: to try, and they send you a thirty days supply Dabana,
Speaker 1: you they got it? Gucci did you know it? Versace
Speaker 1: have have had it? I got options, you do whatever
Speaker 1: the set you're looking for, You get your new and
Speaker 1: you know you get this. The best is you get
Speaker 1: to try new ones, the ones that you may may
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Speaker 1: had to have bought an entire bottle. Now you get,
Speaker 1: oh you know what, I'm gonna take this one thirty
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Speaker 1: and a whole lot more. Um go to their website.
Speaker 1: Scent bird dot com. That's s C. Let me spell it.
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Speaker 1: Simper dot com slash Brooklyn. Hey, this is Neil Patrick
Speaker 1: Harris and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys with wait
Speaker 1: for it, Brody and Scary. Now, what's this big thing
Speaker 1: that we have to tackle that may be available for
Speaker 1: purchase with the list? I is this a free shift
Speaker 1: for me? Hold on or you? No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: good boys. They have to give this stuff free ship
Speaker 1: for us. This box arrived last night, free ship for us.
Speaker 1: I have not seen this box late on Thursday, so
Speaker 1: I was here for us all right. I didn't see it,
Speaker 1: and I swear you've been telling me that I have
Speaker 1: to see this. You said you built this up big time.
Speaker 1: Brody got two boxes because he was your yesterday and
Speaker 1: I said, Brodie, don't oversell it, and he goes scary.
Speaker 1: This maybe on top of the most Yeah, the biggest
Speaker 1: free ship for us we've ever gotten. All Right, So
Speaker 1: the box arrives. It's a white box. Opened the box up,
Speaker 1: and inside the lid for the box is pieces of
Speaker 1: paper that were cut out, typed like printed and put on.
Speaker 1: They're just plain white paper with slogans from the show
Speaker 1: inside the lid of this giant white box, like you
Speaker 1: manded me, you madjud me f you a seventy seven
Speaker 1: different things that we've said over the course of our
Speaker 1: hundred episodes. Because we hadn't done the hundred yet, I go, oh,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. What's in the box. There's two of
Speaker 1: them in the box already brought mine home because I
Speaker 1: was here late last night. I have yours here behind me.
Speaker 1: I looked at it, I examined it. It took me
Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes. Hold on, I read everything they wrote,
Speaker 1: and I laughed till I was in tears at my desk. Really,
Speaker 1: the effort involved in this, the time, the dedication to
Speaker 1: this podcast. Now, look we have I'm not comparing it
Speaker 1: to anything else that we've gotten. We've gotten shirts. It's
Speaker 1: a diet coke, no ice and don't tweet me and
Speaker 1: awesome stuff stuff, and look, this is hand carved wood.
Speaker 1: Hand carved wood. We've gotten lights and different things, um,
Speaker 1: and we've gotten cases of die grape soda. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying this is the best, but it's the best right
Speaker 1: now because it's the last thing we got. But it's
Speaker 1: showed a lot of creativity. Let's all right, what can
Speaker 1: you create that better what we're about to reveal? So
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to read the d
Speaker 1: m uh or I'm gonna read the letter. Here we go, DM,
Speaker 1: brody and scary happy. My sister Maryann and I are
Speaker 1: slices for life. A few weeks ago we had a
Speaker 1: crazy idea to do this thing. I'm gonna skip that
Speaker 1: line right now. We are huge fans and so grateful
Speaker 1: that you give us something to bond over and something
Speaker 1: that brings us utter joy each week. We can't wait
Speaker 1: for new episodes, a new episode to drop. After a
Speaker 1: lot of work and read listening of the podcast, no worries,
Speaker 1: I didn't download them, so you get the stream count.
Speaker 1: So I love that do not download our podcast, just
Speaker 1: listen to it on the stream, so we get at
Speaker 1: this time. Okay, but here we are by the way.
Speaker 1: We are born and raised in Brooklyn, so we can
Speaker 1: relate to so many topics you cover. I remember going
Speaker 1: to L. M B's in high school and now my
Speaker 1: niece loves it too. Also, I apologize for any spelling errors.
Speaker 1: I tried my best and hopefully spell check didn't let
Speaker 1: me down. There were no spelling errors. Thank you both
Speaker 1: for making us laugh even on the bad days. Thank
Speaker 1: you for not giving a fuck and being yourselves. Hashtag
Speaker 1: slices for life Erica and Maryanne. The only thing missing
Speaker 1: are the houses and hotels I'm going to I'm going
Speaker 1: to send you those separately, and I will report my
Speaker 1: free dessert with Amazon Prime since five days is in
Speaker 1: prime few Amazon Prime. That's okay? What is it? Prot
Speaker 1: What is this free ship? Are you kidding me? Holder
Speaker 1: and mary Anne hold On created a box. It's an
Speaker 1: orange box. Shut up, and on the front of the
Speaker 1: box is our giant logo. We'll post pictures of all
Speaker 1: of this. It says bro It says the Brooklyn Boys Monopoly,
Speaker 1: Scary and Brody Brodie and Scary. Shut So you're like
Speaker 1: they created a box. Oh no, oh no, my friend,
Speaker 1: they created a Monopoly game. Hold on, stop it if
Speaker 1: you haven't played monopoly, You're not gonna understand this. But
Speaker 1: every single box on this board, holy has something to
Speaker 1: do with our lives of this pod. It looks like
Speaker 1: a monopoly board on hold on, how do you describe
Speaker 1: what this is? But with all you avenues and all
Speaker 1: the color coded things, hold on all of the pieces.
Speaker 1: All the pieces are the hold on the game pieces.
Speaker 1: By the way, By the way, ladies, you wanta gave
Speaker 1: me one die in each box? This need to will
Speaker 1: be fine. One one game piece is a piece of pie.
Speaker 1: One is a radio. One is uh. It looks like
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee and you're a cup of coffee.
Speaker 1: One is We talked about that on one of the episodes,
Speaker 1: the traditional conditional cup. One is a blue baseball hat.
Speaker 1: Let one looks like a spagel And this one looks
Speaker 1: like it might be a garden State Parkway token. I
Speaker 1: don't know where you see what that is. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. That's a that's in New York
Speaker 1: City token, old school token. So let me read some
Speaker 1: of the ones on the board. Why don't you do
Speaker 1: excite read it? So start with start with go go
Speaker 1: and just read the read to go around and read
Speaker 1: what's on the board, collect two dollars salary as you pass. Okay,
Speaker 1: now what's the first? Now normally would be Baltic Avenue
Speaker 1: and Mediterraneity Mediterranean John Dewey High School and Edward on
Speaker 1: Morrow High School because we want to income tax. The
Speaker 1: n t A is the F train right, the Wonder
Speaker 1: Wheel for Coney Island, the Cyclone roller coaster. Feltman's of
Speaker 1: Coney Island, a former sponsor on the podcast is A
Speaker 1: is the Landing Jail, speakingvolumes with Sharon scary An I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. The podcast is on here as well. Look
Speaker 1: at this as as a property or as a landing.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Union Gas because that's the gas company, Walkers and Talkers,
Speaker 1: Brody's podcast, The Fifty Minute Morning Show another podcast. We're
Speaker 1: on the R train instead of the other. The Reading
Speaker 1: Railroad is the R train. The New York Giants because
Speaker 1: I'm a Giants fan, the Jets for Brodie, the Jets
Speaker 1: fan the Mets because we both met fans. Free ship
Speaker 1: for us is where free parking is. It's as free
Speaker 1: ship for us. This is an actual board, that's right.
Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me. Vazano Bridge, Manhattan Bridge Brooklyn Bridge,
Speaker 1: Junior's Cheesecake, the B train again, the B train, the B,
Speaker 1: the F, the R and the end are the four railroads.
Speaker 1: Those are subways that are in our neighbor. Junior's Cheesecake,
Speaker 1: Delmonico's Restaurant, the scene of the first free state dinner
Speaker 1: that Brody got that we both got con Edison where
Speaker 1: my father works. Right, And that's the utility, uh Peter
Speaker 1: Luger's because Brody will not be getting a free stake.
Speaker 1: Premiere Radio Networks Confidence syndicates us Norwegian cruise line is
Speaker 1: a prop that's right. I heart radio as a property,
Speaker 1: that's right. Lmbory Guard is with their logo right. And
Speaker 1: that's the pizza the pizza properties. What else is there?
Speaker 1: The two pizza property and that's that's your boardwalk and
Speaker 1: park place by the way, because they know pizza highly regarded.
Speaker 1: And of course the matching cards, the mortgage cards all
Speaker 1: have they all have the same names that match the
Speaker 1: cody I am, I am not. It gets better beside. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I hope we're not boring you guys listening, but here,
Speaker 1: but if we have the community chess cards and chance,
Speaker 1: now hold on, I'm not finding fault. But on the
Speaker 1: sets I used to play, community chest was yellow, right,
Speaker 1: and then chance was orange. In this particular case, chances yellow.
Speaker 1: Now read them. I put them in order, Douche, read them.
Speaker 1: Your your slice for lot. Go directly to free ship
Speaker 1: for us. Okay, that's the free parking spot. Keep going.
Speaker 1: The Mets win the World Series. Collect fifty dollars from
Speaker 1: every player ups lost your giant box. Collect seventy free
Speaker 1: tickets to Buba Palooza. That's a reference. Can people don't
Speaker 1: even know these if you just joined listening in order,
Speaker 1: but if he's just joining us for the first time,
Speaker 1: back and listen everything. Yeah, what else you got? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: Ape seventy seven. Go directly to jail. This community Chess
Speaker 1: card says you m Jude be Brody. Going directly to jail,
Speaker 1: you get free dessert collectives. You man Spruce, go directly
Speaker 1: to jail. You buy a new Brooklyn Industrial wardrobe. I
Speaker 1: have three two hund dollars. That's what I was doing
Speaker 1: this thing dinner. It's your birthday and scary can't read
Speaker 1: your name on the podcast. Collect bathroom. Okay, now let's
Speaker 1: read the chance cards. Here we go. You got Upton
Speaker 1: to go back five spaces. But this is private for
Speaker 1: a hundred episodes because we're recapping pretty much. These people
Speaker 1: are making references to every You just bumped into the
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid. Go back for a space. Hold on, grammar police,
Speaker 1: there's a spelling error on your resume. Go back to spaces.
Speaker 1: Hit the jingle. Scary just name dropped the client. Go
Speaker 1: back three spaces. You're a slice for life. Go directly
Speaker 1: to free Ship for us. Brody is wrong? Go back
Speaker 1: three spaces. Congrats on your new sponsor of your podcast.
Speaker 1: Collect a hundred and fifty vacation time advanced to Norwegian
Speaker 1: Cruise Line. And the last one I'm gonna read is
Speaker 1: Happy One podcast. Go directly to Freciate from us for us.
Speaker 1: This is this is something special? Is your copy you
Speaker 1: got us? Didn't just do one? They did one for you,
Speaker 1: one for me. Yeah right, so, and here's all your
Speaker 1: game pieces. Put back in your bag. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: we'll put pictures up of all of this again. Now
Speaker 1: this is Maryanne, American Mary did this. So what I'm
Speaker 1: thinking and I'll have to talk to Eric and Maryann.
Speaker 1: This might be the kind of thing that we have
Speaker 1: to figure out a way to mass produce, maybe get
Speaker 1: a go fund we started, and we can either give
Speaker 1: him away to people and put him up for sale.
Speaker 1: This is tremendous hand but again I have to talk
Speaker 1: to them. I don't know how. I don't. I can't
Speaker 1: fathom has to be an online service because these do
Speaker 1: look like monopoly cards, like utilities. They must, I guess,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you can customize it. You
Speaker 1: can make your own mon Okay, here's okay, don't wait us,
Speaker 1: we're gonna look it up. But these guys did it.
Speaker 1: They knew the show well enough and look slices. You've
Speaker 1: got every reference. We know you listen in order. We
Speaker 1: know you've got everything. We just said. But that's what
Speaker 1: I did last night. I just laughed and laughed and laughed,
Speaker 1: and I texted Skier and I said, well we've got
Speaker 1: great free ship. That's amazing. So um that was tremendous.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know how do you even recover
Speaker 1: from that? I think that's where we that's where you
Speaker 1: say goodbye. But I wanted to really get to this email.
Speaker 1: Let's see if I can help them. It just helped
Speaker 1: this person. Oh, I promised something before people say I
Speaker 1: promised something. Let me just play this. This was for
Speaker 1: a commercial for Thursday Night Football, which is the NFL network.
Speaker 1: So it's one guy who's a fan of the Jacksonville
Speaker 1: Jaguars and the woman is a fan of the other
Speaker 1: team plan that night. You'll hear it. And I can't
Speaker 1: believe nobody caught this and they let it go out
Speaker 1: on television this Thursday night. You're not what is listening
Speaker 1: to the guy this Thursday night? You catch it? Said?
Speaker 1: It's versus. That's right, listen to me this Thursday night
Speaker 1: Jacksonville verse. That's terrible. What awful grammar? It's versus versus
Speaker 1: part of a song. How did you let that go
Speaker 1: out on television? If the kid doesn't know, someone's got
Speaker 1: to catch him, that's terrible, is awful? I got one more?
Speaker 1: One more, you know, for ahead, I didn't play that.
Speaker 1: I gotta play the jingle otherwise you're gonna get upset
Speaker 1: all you gotta dolee plice. They were talking about players
Speaker 1: on a team and how the players that are that
Speaker 1: are still on the team, that have been on the
Speaker 1: team have more experience. Williams is new Waller never got
Speaker 1: any work. Incumbent coming back. All right, you can't hear
Speaker 1: it because it's muffled. He says, he's the only incumbent
Speaker 1: coming back this year. The incumbent is the person that's
Speaker 1: coming back, coming back. Yeah, it's it's right, he's the
Speaker 1: only incumbent coming back. That's a little redundant. Is redundant? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's so awful. That would be better, and
Speaker 1: I have to play next week. I'm gonna play for
Speaker 1: you the most annoying commercial on the radio that isn't
Speaker 1: caused for kids. Now you're only Indian listener, Jason, and
Speaker 1: he writes, trust me, I am Indian with the name
Speaker 1: like Jason, I am Indian. I love you guys. Both.
Speaker 1: Slice for Life started at zero. Now I'm here, he wrote,
Speaker 1: now started zero and here I am, uh Brodie, need
Speaker 1: your help on this one. Make I'm gonna make it quick.
Speaker 1: I bought a full kitchen set of appliances with warranty.
Speaker 1: Now I'm having issues with three of the four items.
Speaker 1: I called the warranty people and they said, tough ship.
Speaker 1: If we can't fix it, we will reimburse you what
Speaker 1: you paid. I said, hell no. I get them on
Speaker 1: a Black Friday sale for fifty off. They are saying
Speaker 1: they will give me what I paid and not the
Speaker 1: value of what they cost in today's market. Please guide
Speaker 1: me on how I can deal with this jackass. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute. Did he paid for the He said he
Speaker 1: paid the Black Friday price. He said, I bought at
Speaker 1: full kitchen seat of appliances with warranty. Right now, I'm
Speaker 1: having issues with three of the four items. I called
Speaker 1: the warranty people. They said, tough ship. If we can't
Speaker 1: fix it, we will reimburse you what you paid. So
Speaker 1: the problem. The problem is he gets the stuff, let's
Speaker 1: say five hundred dollars, should have paid a thousand, got
Speaker 1: a five hundred. Now they want to give him five hundred.
Speaker 1: But he can't buy a set for five hundred because
Speaker 1: it's not on sale. Absolutely not. They need to replace
Speaker 1: it with another set of equivalent value, full value. In
Speaker 1: other words, if you have a thousand dollars set, what
Speaker 1: you paid for it, I want to a thousand all set.
Speaker 1: And the story right, don't take the credit. Don't take
Speaker 1: the credit. I gotta tell him I bought a kitchen set.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving here with a kitchen set exactly. I gave
Speaker 1: you that one because it was a layup and it
Speaker 1: was easy easy. I didn't even need to buy my
Speaker 1: book for that one. We had a time. I wish,
Speaker 1: I wish we had more time. Alright, alright, find me
Speaker 1: anyone's gonna give us some left over. Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: get anything. You know, we'll have to go to Brolind
Speaker 1: Boys bro Brolin