Speaker 1: Ka Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes
Speaker 1: a week was enough, I think again. He's the last
Speaker 1: remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness.
Speaker 1: He treats crackheads in the Ghetto Cutter the same as
Speaker 1: the rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House
Speaker 1: of Hot takes break Free for something special. The Fifth
Speaker 1: Hour with Ben Maller starts right now that it does,
Speaker 1: and we are in the air everywhere the vast and
Speaker 1: powerful empire of podcasting. This a spinoff show, as you know,
Speaker 1: because you've downloaded it, you've subscribed to it of the
Speaker 1: radio show, the Overnight Show, and we're able to put
Speaker 1: our hazmat suit on on this show and go places
Speaker 1: where we don't normally go on the Overnight Show. Uh.
Speaker 1: And we're here eight days a week now. This is
Speaker 1: our Saturday show. The radio show Sunday night on the
Speaker 1: West Coast through Thursday night, but if you're on the
Speaker 1: East coast, that is Monday through Friday at two am
Speaker 1: Eastern Time, and then on the weekends this drops podcast. Friday,
Speaker 1: we had a great conversation with political pundit Dave Ruben
Speaker 1: from The Reuben Report. He joined us and talked about
Speaker 1: all the sports angles with politics intertwining and all that.
Speaker 1: And we'll have another podcast tomorrow, but we walk him
Speaker 1: in there for better or worse. David Gascon, who is
Speaker 1: right over. Don't be so quick to introduce me. You
Speaker 1: couldn't have it extended a little bit and say it
Speaker 1: with a little bit more pizzazz and pride to I
Speaker 1: think it's you want me to try that again. All right,
Speaker 1: let's see how and I described I guess you tried
Speaker 1: doing that a week or two ago with your all right,
Speaker 1: let's go now to a man who was raised with
Speaker 1: a silver spoon in his mouth. He was born on
Speaker 1: third base and thought he had hit a triple from
Speaker 1: west of the four oh five. Mr La de Da,
Speaker 1: the elitist, the social limer, the overbearing and pompous David Guesco,
Speaker 1: It's good I have a future as a greeted at
Speaker 1: raw Martin to bring those back. I could be on
Speaker 1: the welcoming committee, right. No, I think you and Bob
Speaker 1: Garrett supposed to be working at Costco in ten fifteen
Speaker 1: years at the whole radio thing doesn't work out, right,
Speaker 1: that is my plan. I love Costco. It's a great place.
Speaker 1: And I will absolutely end up. That's my fallback plan.
Speaker 1: You gotta have a fallback. My my, Mom's like this,
Speaker 1: when you get into radio, it's a very dangerous thing.
Speaker 1: You know, these jobs don't they're not a lot of
Speaker 1: these jobs, and they don't last that long. So you
Speaker 1: gotta have a fallback. And I said, Mom, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'll push shopping carts at Costco. I'm good, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll get a little I'll be able to buy some
Speaker 1: of that Costco stock, which is through the roof, and
Speaker 1: I'll be happy. I'll be very happy. That's good man,
Speaker 1: that's good. I appreciate the introduction. And uh yeah, it
Speaker 1: was good to have Dave Ruben on yesterday. That was fun.
Speaker 1: That was fun. That was cool. These are these are
Speaker 1: really different just because is I mean, who would have thought,
Speaker 1: you know, six seven, eight months ago we would have
Speaker 1: had these types of of guests on the show and
Speaker 1: lo and behold, you know, we're without sports for the
Speaker 1: most part. In sports came back yesterday with the Dodgers,
Speaker 1: or a couple of days ago the Dodgers and Giants.
Speaker 1: But that's a that's a wild world. If someone would
Speaker 1: have told you this five years ago, like You're gonna
Speaker 1: have a guy by the name of Leo Terrell and
Speaker 1: Dave Ruben on on a show, would you have believe them? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: I would have said, Okay, I must something must have happened,
Speaker 1: and I crossed over and I'm doing like political radio.
Speaker 1: But nothing changed other than sports became political. Like I
Speaker 1: I'm the same guy. I'm a sports talk show host,
Speaker 1: but sports have become politics. That's they've decided that, the
Speaker 1: the overlords of our sports have decided that this is
Speaker 1: the case. Now I I've decided my strategy guests on
Speaker 1: how to handle this um. And it's much like when
Speaker 1: I go to a restaurant and I look at the
Speaker 1: menu and I don't like everything on the menu. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't order certain things on the menu. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm gonna not go to that restaurant and
Speaker 1: order a dish off the menu that I like. I
Speaker 1: like the sports and there's some other things, but I'm
Speaker 1: generally just going to ignore the social justice warrior angle
Speaker 1: of it, because I I don't think that is something
Speaker 1: that people want to hear much about that listen to
Speaker 1: sports dog radio in general. So I'm gonna I'm in
Speaker 1: it for the sports. They can preach to me and
Speaker 1: tell me how I'm supposed to think and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: but I'll just ignore it. I'll just ignore it and
Speaker 1: I'll talk about what's going on, what's interesting, and and
Speaker 1: that'll be my focus. And so I've made I've come
Speaker 1: to peace with that because I know I get I
Speaker 1: get email flood. We had jet Fuel George who called
Speaker 1: up the show during the week and he said, I'm
Speaker 1: not watching this because you know they're putting Black Lives
Speaker 1: Matter on. I'm like, well, I I can't, nor would I.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a fan of cancel culture and
Speaker 1: all that. I mock it and satire it, like I
Speaker 1: love sports. I grew up a sportsman. Plus, I don't
Speaker 1: know that I could possibly do this job, the sports
Speaker 1: radio angle of it without actually watching games. It's kind
Speaker 1: of goes with the real estate and so, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I just I had an epiphany the other day. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, you know, I just I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to avoid as much like it now. There'll
Speaker 1: be days I can't avoid it. There'll be things that
Speaker 1: pop up that I have to to talk about, because
Speaker 1: that's the big story, and that's the major story. But
Speaker 1: on a day to day, play day basis, if Gabe
Speaker 1: Kapler takes a knee because he thinks he's woke, does that,
Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck. I'm not gonna talk about that.
Speaker 1: Let somebody else talk about that. Well, you're like the
Speaker 1: your show, and I guess how you've extended into the
Speaker 1: digital realm. It's kind of like the NBA, right, you
Speaker 1: have you've lived by the three you'll die by it.
Speaker 1: And for you it's you have lived by the third
Speaker 1: rail and you'll die by it. Right, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: what I just explained the situation. Guests, you know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, but you're like, there are times when you've
Speaker 1: you've tippy toad into the deep end of the pool,
Speaker 1: and there's other times where you have not, and there's
Speaker 1: other times where you's gootten head first into it. Of course,
Speaker 1: when you don't have sports for for four or five months,
Speaker 1: the situation obviously identifies itself as something you have to
Speaker 1: do anyway. But now we've got sports back. The NBA's
Speaker 1: right around the corner, so is the NHL, and hopefully
Speaker 1: the NFL and college ball as well. So I'm good
Speaker 1: with that and listen, I feel like we can do anything. Now.
Speaker 1: We've survived a hundred and thirty three days, hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty three days before between the last games and the
Speaker 1: first games. It was a hundred and thirty four days
Speaker 1: if you include the last day of that between Professional
Speaker 1: Legacy Sports League games, and the ratings on our show
Speaker 1: and our network on Fox have been higher than they've
Speaker 1: ever been. I've been at this place for twenty years.
Speaker 1: We've had Super Bowl drama and controversy, World Series drama
Speaker 1: and controversy, NBA Finals drama and controversy, and none of
Speaker 1: that move the needle in terms of ratings. As a
Speaker 1: global apocalypse. Uh, it is. It's wild. The listenership is
Speaker 1: through the roof on Fox Sports Radio and our overnight show,
Speaker 1: which is which is great, and so it's it's it's
Speaker 1: just crazy without sports for all this time. We said audios, right,
Speaker 1: we said peace out to the sparts farewell. I read
Speaker 1: it that j and it hasn't affected us, and in
Speaker 1: a reading a sense, it is not affected. And to
Speaker 1: be fair, you have avoided all of this because you
Speaker 1: get to do the show from the happy con funds
Speaker 1: of the Mallard mansions. So you're really not amongst well
Speaker 1: again people out there. I know you're a loose cannon
Speaker 1: and you're a maverick, right, not a Dallas maverick. You're
Speaker 1: a maverick, right, Pete Mitchell. But I have bosses. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know about this, but I I
Speaker 1: follow the company guideline and your this is it. I
Speaker 1: heart media, very respectful people, good people, solid salt to
Speaker 1: the other people. They have given out some some guidelines,
Speaker 1: some safety guardrails, if you will, and how to handle
Speaker 1: all this. And you know, there's there's certainly a pecking
Speaker 1: order gascon and the value of what's important and what
Speaker 1: really needs to be protected in the eyes of the company.
Speaker 1: And now I'm going to apologize for this. They've determined,
Speaker 1: you know, certain certain people need to be sheltering in
Speaker 1: place in their homes. Uh So, just hold your horses
Speaker 1: over there, chill out. It's just I'm following my bosses.
Speaker 1: I'm a good employ I'm a good soldier. I'm in
Speaker 1: the foxhole, little, I'm in the I'm in the Mallard mansion.
Speaker 1: Uh So, just just calm down, and I do go
Speaker 1: into the to the studio. I make the long sojourn
Speaker 1: out from the Mallard mansion on the weekends to pick
Speaker 1: up my mail occasionally, and be going there this weekend
Speaker 1: to pick up some mail at least I'm planning on
Speaker 1: doing that. But I know you're a rebel, you're a nonconformist,
Speaker 1: you're a radical, and you like to go off the tracks.
Speaker 1: But you know that's why you know. You are where
Speaker 1: you are and I am where I am. It's a
Speaker 1: dirty little seat. At any point did the company send
Speaker 1: out a mandate for you specifically to to not only
Speaker 1: stay home and do the show, but also to to
Speaker 1: love and the door and to sleep with your update anchors,
Speaker 1: because I really find what you're doing filling anchors is
Speaker 1: just absolutely appalling and disgusting. And you're married. Keep this
Speaker 1: in mind, you have a wife, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how she feels about you posing on up to Brian Finley.
Speaker 1: That's that's a little alarming. I know you're jealous. It's
Speaker 1: Radio the Mallard. The Mallard militia has given um no, no, no,
Speaker 1: they have not given they have not given Finley the same.
Speaker 1: Finley's kinda he's a he's a goofball. He's crusty, the clown.
Speaker 1: You know he's it's amateur our but I'll tell you what,
Speaker 1: he's tougher than you because he's willing to work the
Speaker 1: overnight and and you were not. You know, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have it in yet. And certain guys are
Speaker 1: made for it, certain guys are not. It's okay, you're
Speaker 1: West of the four oh five. And when you were
Speaker 1: raised the way you were raised not to have much
Speaker 1: great and toughness and things like that, it's it's gotta be.
Speaker 1: I'll give him great and and and let me tell you,
Speaker 1: Finlay's the West of the four h five guy too,
Speaker 1: But he's not bogged down, all right, he's not bogged
Speaker 1: down by all that. And he's willing to to really
Speaker 1: risk quality of life by working overnight. And uh, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna get him some stand up gigs when the
Speaker 1: comedy clubs in Hollywood open up on the sunsets trip there.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's risking his quality of life
Speaker 1: or maybe he just doesn't value his life, because that's
Speaker 1: the only reason I would take an overnight shift to
Speaker 1: to work Monday through Friday with with with You is
Speaker 1: to not value my life during those hours because well, listen,
Speaker 1: I know you don't you think you're above the unwashed
Speaker 1: people that work overnight that really move commerce in America.
Speaker 1: Commerce in America. It's guys driving trucks, are working in
Speaker 1: factories making food and doughnut shops and restaurants and cooking
Speaker 1: stuff and preparing food so everyone has something to eat
Speaker 1: during the day. It's the people in grocery stores, the
Speaker 1: men and women who are locking the shelves. So you know,
Speaker 1: some some people I just think when you go to
Speaker 1: the store, everything just magically. They play us a button
Speaker 1: and everything goes where it's supposed to go on the shelf. No, dummy,
Speaker 1: there's there's an army of people that have to open
Speaker 1: up boxes and make everything good, and that gets done overnight.
Speaker 1: And I know you're you can't deal with the unkempt,
Speaker 1: the grungy people to do this the common man. But
Speaker 1: these are my people. Guess gon I am working class
Speaker 1: mallards where I am blue collar manual labor, morning, noon
Speaker 1: and night. Now, these people that package the food, deliver
Speaker 1: the food, and prepare the food. They do that and
Speaker 1: they deliver that to the Mallard mansion. So with that
Speaker 1: being said, have you fucking barbecue the fucking state that
Speaker 1: I bought you three months ago for your damn birthday,
Speaker 1: that you had in this elegant, nice big box. Well,
Speaker 1: I want you to know that that I have looked
Speaker 1: at it in my freezer. But uh yeah, listen there,
Speaker 1: I will when I make a deal with you, when
Speaker 1: I finally cook it. And I will cook it obviously
Speaker 1: at some point here during the summertime, and I will
Speaker 1: I will document it. I will put it on the
Speaker 1: Instagram and the Facebook page and people can check that out.
Speaker 1: But you you should become more like me and I follow.
Speaker 1: As far as hard work, that's tough. I like tough
Speaker 1: minded people that are scrappy, gritty, those type of people.
Speaker 1: There's an old Buddhist saying that is perfect for this,
Speaker 1: Like Phil Jackson said this at one point back when
Speaker 1: I was around the Lakers and he was coaching the
Speaker 1: lake before Enlightenment, carry water, chopwood. After Enlightenment, carry water
Speaker 1: and chop wood. It is a you have to do
Speaker 1: the work. You have to do it. It's like Mr
Speaker 1: Miyagi taught me and the Karate kid wax on and
Speaker 1: wax off gas guard. I think I do that. Um,
Speaker 1: but like, like the saying goes, you are who you
Speaker 1: surround yourself with. So would you say that you chop
Speaker 1: wood with the other people that you work with on
Speaker 1: an everyday bass, I'm chopping more of the wood. How
Speaker 1: about that desk, I've got a bigger ax. My ax
Speaker 1: is bigger. Wow, sounds like you're making up for something else.
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Speaker 1: search f s R to listen live. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about, all right, so we have something.
Speaker 1: We got a tire fire, you being the bad guy,
Speaker 1: gas gun yet again, and quiz. Before we get into
Speaker 1: any of that, we need reviews, We need likes, We
Speaker 1: need ratings on the podcast on applied Tunes, especially with
Speaker 1: what one down on the previous episode, Dave rub But
Speaker 1: I'd be kind of curious to see what people thought
Speaker 1: about that, more so about that than having filling update
Speaker 1: anchors kind of licking your boots, including your ass crack
Speaker 1: and everything else. Again, it's very rarely do I get
Speaker 1: a person with me who's a malarette. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't really have that but that Finley is a mallarette
Speaker 1: he is, Yeah, alright. Anyway, So the tire fire. Now,
Speaker 1: I had a small leak in my front passenger tire, okay,
Speaker 1: and then at least things happen. And but I had
Speaker 1: driven on it for a few days and drive around
Speaker 1: see my dad and check in with him, make sure
Speaker 1: everything's okay with him and some of the other family. Uh.
Speaker 1: And so I had filled it with air. I got
Speaker 1: this really cool air pump years ago, which is so awesome.
Speaker 1: You just plug it in and it's wonderful. So I
Speaker 1: filled it with their every couple of days. Now, eventually
Speaker 1: this past Tuesday, I didn't talk about this on their
Speaker 1: I was gonna talk about and said, I'll save this
Speaker 1: for the podcast. More podcast story. So on Tuesday, after
Speaker 1: I had my workout where I walked for like, you know,
Speaker 1: seven mile or whatever, I I took them autamobile to
Speaker 1: the tire to get the tire patch. I figured it
Speaker 1: was just a small leak, no problem. Now, I had
Speaker 1: just come from working out, and so I had when
Speaker 1: I walk around, I have wireless headphones. I wish I
Speaker 1: had a wired headphone, but I have a new I
Speaker 1: got a new phone and so you can only have
Speaker 1: wireless headphone, so I have wire there's a little small earbuds.
Speaker 1: So I got in the car and I forgot that
Speaker 1: I had him on, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll just leave him in here. That way I won't
Speaker 1: lose them, because there I was very paranoid about losing them.
Speaker 1: So I go out to the tire shop and they
Speaker 1: are like, just can we just patch this? I'm good,
Speaker 1: So of course, what do you think happens guest when
Speaker 1: I when I tell him and just patch it, We're good.
Speaker 1: The guy comes back about five minutes later says, I'm sorry, sir,
Speaker 1: you need not just one tire, all four tires are fucked,
Speaker 1: all four tires. And so it caused me like a
Speaker 1: thousand bucks or four tires, well close to a thousand
Speaker 1: with the tacks and all that. It was a little lesson,
Speaker 1: but it was close to a thousand. So so yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So then to make my it was worse now, I
Speaker 1: had taken my earbuds off. And I didn't even realized
Speaker 1: I was doing this because when the guy started talking
Speaker 1: to me and I was like, in shocking, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, I didn't expect that I expected this to
Speaker 1: be either free or like a hundred bucks or something
Speaker 1: like that. I'm like, oh, we crap um, And so
Speaker 1: I took my earbuds out. I didn't even realize I
Speaker 1: was doing. I put them in my pocket right like
Speaker 1: guys talking. So I was so gobsmacked gascon by this.
Speaker 1: I was so so blown away by this that one
Speaker 1: of the earbuds when I when I went to pull
Speaker 1: up my wallet to burn up my credit card to
Speaker 1: pay for this, one of my earbuds fell out of
Speaker 1: my pocket. And I didn't notice this or a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes later. So then I started, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what the hell I was tried. You know,
Speaker 1: my whole goal was then I lose it. So I
Speaker 1: tried to find it. No luck, right, I told three
Speaker 1: guys that worked at the tire store. I said, please,
Speaker 1: can you find the They said, okay, we're gonna look
Speaker 1: for it. And and I went all over that that
Speaker 1: garage and the place I thought it would be. I
Speaker 1: couldn't find anywhere. I could not find it anywhere, And
Speaker 1: then I I was so piste off. I went home.
Speaker 1: I I raised the white flag in defeat. I said,
Speaker 1: I lost that's it. I tapped out, but then like
Speaker 1: a few hours later, I was still bothered by I
Speaker 1: don't even a should admit this, guest. Go on. I
Speaker 1: drove back to the stop the tire store after they
Speaker 1: had closed, after you know, kind of it was a twilight,
Speaker 1: and I pulled out my iPhone with my my light
Speaker 1: and walked from pillar to post the parking lot trying
Speaker 1: to find the earbud, trying to find the earbud um
Speaker 1: and I had no luck. Man, I was I was hoping,
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me you found it dark night. I
Speaker 1: didn't find it. I The problem I noticed is, you
Speaker 1: know when those those things, I forget what they're called.
Speaker 1: You know the things again and when you when you
Speaker 1: open a tire to put air in it, even a
Speaker 1: cap and the cap, the tire cap, the tire caps
Speaker 1: they were they were just all over the parking lot
Speaker 1: because they would take them off and just you know,
Speaker 1: throw them around. They all look like earbuds. They all
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, I was like picking stuff
Speaker 1: up and saying I found it earbud. It was not
Speaker 1: in earbud. It was it was a cap to attire.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of those things where if you have
Speaker 1: an Apple product, especially the the adapters and the power chords.
Speaker 1: Those things were pretty quickly, especially because you try to
Speaker 1: wrap it around the big gass box that is heavy
Speaker 1: enough that when you plug it in, it wears out. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the same thing with the earbuds. I wish those
Speaker 1: earbuds were similar to house phones, the wireless phones that
Speaker 1: you have in your house, because if you misplace or
Speaker 1: put the phone between the couches and you can't find it,
Speaker 1: you can just go to the receiver, push a button
Speaker 1: and we'll start beating. The locator will start. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be great, but that would be wonderful. But Apple
Speaker 1: is not going to do that because it's not in
Speaker 1: their best interests to do that. They want you to
Speaker 1: buy phones. Yeah, and that's what see, that's the problem
Speaker 1: is when you're booge enough to own two earbuds yourself.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: And no, no, no, I just want to clarify this
Speaker 1: is this is my neurosis. I do not have air pods,
Speaker 1: which is what you're referring to. I have a rip
Speaker 1: off version of air pods, which are actually as my
Speaker 1: wife tried to tell me, Hayden, stupid, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: They're not that expensive. But in my head it didn't matter.
Speaker 1: This was lost money, right, This was money that should
Speaker 1: not be spent. This was money that I I purposely had.
Speaker 1: In fact, I even told my wife when I got
Speaker 1: in the car to go to the tire shop, I said, listen,
Speaker 1: I am gonna I said, I'm gonna leave these in
Speaker 1: my head. I don't in my head the earbuds because
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose them. And then and then
Speaker 1: Mallard's law, which is a version of Murphy's laws. Sure enough,
Speaker 1: it happened. Happened. Be sure to catch live editions of
Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern Pacific.
Speaker 1: All right, now, I want to get to the guess
Speaker 1: you have gotten me in trouble? You punk asked, loser,
Speaker 1: have gotten me in trouble? Now? We you're in my
Speaker 1: network here, and we we send each other interesting stories, right,
Speaker 1: provocative stories, right, a lot of them a political nature,
Speaker 1: and we we pretty much mock a lot of what's
Speaker 1: going on in the world. We are both blown away.
Speaker 1: But I think that would be fair to say, yes,
Speaker 1: these these are things we didn't grow up with that
Speaker 1: we think are just absurd and a lot of these
Speaker 1: things and we just you know, so you don't know
Speaker 1: what is what is reality and what is not reality
Speaker 1: and what is satire and all that, and so you
Speaker 1: love the Babylon Be. You love the Babylon Be. Right,
Speaker 1: So I've not told you this. You don't know this story.
Speaker 1: So the other day you sent me every Babylon b story.
Speaker 1: So the other day you sent me a cartoon of
Speaker 1: what I guess we'd be described a modern liberal protest right,
Speaker 1: And it was Bill how to identify a peaceful protest
Speaker 1: and it was you. I I I like to mock
Speaker 1: your love of the Babylon Be, mainly because you love it.
Speaker 1: But this was really fucking good. I mean, this was hilarious,
Speaker 1: and uh, you couldn't even if you're on that side
Speaker 1: and you support the protesters. This was a wonderful cartoon
Speaker 1: image of what it is in many ways, and you know,
Speaker 1: the peaceful slogans like kill all cops and um screaming
Speaker 1: words of peace that everyone was some of the references
Speaker 1: there and has liberated many HDTVs. So I thought this
Speaker 1: was funny. I thought this was was good satire at
Speaker 1: what's going on in the world, and kind of mocking
Speaker 1: how ridiculous, like what's gone on in Portland, Oregon, in
Speaker 1: Seattle and some other cities here. Um, so I thought
Speaker 1: it was hilarious and there was some truth in it,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was pretty accurate, and so so
Speaker 1: this is where the story turned to the dark side.
Speaker 1: All right. Now, I would not have seen this if
Speaker 1: you would not send it to me. My intention was
Speaker 1: to send it to my older brother in New York,
Speaker 1: who is he's got a pretty good sense of humor,
Speaker 1: is kind of in the middle on a lot of
Speaker 1: this stuff, but he he gets it, you know, he
Speaker 1: knows how absurd a lot of this, these these things are, right,
Speaker 1: you know, So anyway, so he appreciates comedy goals. So
Speaker 1: you know, it's it was right before the show, and
Speaker 1: I was kind of tired by making excuses, so I
Speaker 1: went and clicked, and I I clicked the wrong brother,
Speaker 1: And I sent it to my younger brother, who is like,
Speaker 1: you know, an anarchist liberal guy, and who was, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy in Wisconsin, who you know, he's all down
Speaker 1: with the cause and all that stuff. So so, needless
Speaker 1: to say, I guess GHN he did not get the
Speaker 1: comedy in the image. He did not appreciate the comedic
Speaker 1: value of the image of the peaceful protesters. And how
Speaker 1: do how do identify a peaceful protestor? And uh yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I clicked send and then I knew, right,
Speaker 1: and you can't unsand you cannot Unsand once you click
Speaker 1: the send button, it's over right. It's like incoming nukes.
Speaker 1: It's incoming missiles. Take shelter, is what it is. The
Speaker 1: only the only work around that you can do now
Speaker 1: for future reference is if you send it via Instagram,
Speaker 1: you can un send it. So just the heads up, Yes,
Speaker 1: if you got your brothers or anybody else that you say, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do a lot of texting, But I know what
Speaker 1: time of the day was this that when you sent it,
Speaker 1: since you were there night, it was at night, because
Speaker 1: it was kind of you would send it earlier. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, this is funny. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send this around a little bit. And uh so,
Speaker 1: obviously a couple of hours and time difference. Your brother
Speaker 1: gets this, Oh yeah, it's nighttime. You know, he's going
Speaker 1: to bed in Appleton, Wisconsin, And uh so, what kind
Speaker 1: of language did he use in the text. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get into all that, but you know, I
Speaker 1: missed the old days. I one of the things I love.
Speaker 1: I've told the stfore when I was going up, my
Speaker 1: mom liberal, my dad conservative, and they would duke get
Speaker 1: out at the dinner table and have conversation about the
Speaker 1: politics of the day or whatever, and then then, you
Speaker 1: know whatever, they dog it out. That's fine. You can't
Speaker 1: even do that anymore, though, He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're evil. That's just so so frustrating that you can't
Speaker 1: have that kind of dialogue. I don't care. I'm not
Speaker 1: right about everything. There, you're not right about everything, but
Speaker 1: we can go back and forth. It's fine. It's not
Speaker 1: the end of the world. And that's what And that's
Speaker 1: what you asked Dave Reuben in the previous episode, because
Speaker 1: when you're a comedian, you don't give a funk. You
Speaker 1: got a min again, You're taking shots at everybody like
Speaker 1: no one's immune to any kind of comedy. And now
Speaker 1: in today's world, god forbid you cross over. You are canceled.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's it's it's wild. What's uh, what's going on?
Speaker 1: If you had not if you skipped over the Dave
Speaker 1: Reuben podcast. Please go back and downloaded five stars if
Speaker 1: you like that. If you want to recommend somebody, here's
Speaker 1: another thing we can do in the comments. If you
Speaker 1: want to recommend somebody, you can email us this too.
Speaker 1: But if you want to hear someone that you think
Speaker 1: would be good on the podcast, who we could try
Speaker 1: to get on, who won't blow us off, like Ron Popel,
Speaker 1: Like I still can't Dave Ruben, who's now with all
Speaker 1: I love. I love Ron Popeo, who's an infomercial guy
Speaker 1: said it and forget it because he's a hero of mine.
Speaker 1: I love the fact what he did When I was
Speaker 1: a kid, I'd stay up late and the only thing
Speaker 1: on TV was infommercials and I'd watch him that rotisserie
Speaker 1: chicken thing and all that. But he's semi retired and
Speaker 1: and Popel turned us down because you know, I don't
Speaker 1: really know who you guys are. And honestly he turned us.
Speaker 1: We would have big enough names on. Dave Ruben is
Speaker 1: a big name right now. This guy's hot Rubin in
Speaker 1: the political theater is a is a big deal. He's
Speaker 1: a big deal. And he was willing to come on
Speaker 1: and obviously had a book to promote, which is part
Speaker 1: of it, but still he was able to hang out
Speaker 1: with a couple of peons, which was good. I think
Speaker 1: that just says a lot about the ability for me
Speaker 1: to to book and to bring on and to invite
Speaker 1: into kinda I mean, it's it's one of those things,
Speaker 1: or anyone could just show up and do a podcast,
Speaker 1: but another thing to actually maximize the potential of a
Speaker 1: podcast and to disperse it across the digital realms and
Speaker 1: then get quality guests, like it really really is impressive.
Speaker 1: I must say, wow, you are you have no shame?
Speaker 1: No you have have you clearly have no shame. No, no,
Speaker 1: not people have shame. I beg of you, guests. Gun
Speaker 1: not you're reaching so hard you're gonna pull a muscle.
Speaker 1: Please do not do that. Well, you know, I was
Speaker 1: thinking about you might run out of air because you're
Speaker 1: blowing your own trumpets, so you might want to stop
Speaker 1: doing that. I was just thinking about this other day.
Speaker 1: I was taking a bike ride from Redondo Beach up
Speaker 1: to Santa Monica. I don't just thinking like, I'm doing
Speaker 1: some impressive things on a podcast that really does not
Speaker 1: get any kind of marketing, like I really really think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I really think that. Well, just that right, you really
Speaker 1: think I didn't even know you had a thought, an
Speaker 1: original thought in your head. I really do think this
Speaker 1: must be if you don't have a Mallard Christmas party,
Speaker 1: I do think I should probably get a Christmas present
Speaker 1: from you. Well, we were gonna take you you had
Speaker 1: your birthday while though you're not fifty. By the way,
Speaker 1: does it feeling to be fifty? That's crazy? So, um,
Speaker 1: we were gonna take you to to a nice restaurant
Speaker 1: and then King Newsom closed all the restaurants so we
Speaker 1: couldn't take you to a nice restaurant. Um, And and
Speaker 1: we were gonna take you out to have a nice
Speaker 1: night of comedy, but that was canceled. So um, you
Speaker 1: gotta check with the king. You gotta go with the
Speaker 1: monarchy in California to see see what's going on. And
Speaker 1: by the way, all of these safety protocols are working
Speaker 1: so well because it's really cutting down on everything. They
Speaker 1: really doing a fine job. They're just fucking with people's lives.
Speaker 1: But but that's all right, that's really helping a lot.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is really under control. And because
Speaker 1: we can't do that why don't we get some some
Speaker 1: deep dish pizza in Long Beach Ramp. What I'm down
Speaker 1: with that man that you. Let me tell you what
Speaker 1: kind of dick Gascon is as a friend. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me tell you El Schmendrick over there. So I as
Speaker 1: as you know, I was morbidly obese for many, many years,
Speaker 1: pretty much my twenties and thirties, I was morbidly obese.
Speaker 1: And I lost a lot of weight in my late thirties,
Speaker 1: and I gained some of it back and I've lost
Speaker 1: it again. But it's a constant battle. If you you're
Speaker 1: a fat guy or a former fat guy or girl,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. It is with you
Speaker 1: for life. So I fast a lot. I eat two
Speaker 1: meals during the week from from Sunday through Friday, Ali
Speaker 1: two meals total the whole week, and the rest of
Speaker 1: it's just fasting. And so this brainless varmin over there
Speaker 1: Gascon will send me at random times food porn. He
Speaker 1: sends me amazing deep dish Chicago style pizza with the
Speaker 1: gooey cheese and the tomatoes, Oh my god, and uh,
Speaker 1: or a big giant oversized cheeseburger with ah. It's and
Speaker 1: he's he's such a dope. You're such a loggerhead, you
Speaker 1: really are. What's the point of experiencing or seeing these
Speaker 1: things in the world if we can't share them now?
Speaker 1: You don't need to send them during Send them on
Speaker 1: the weekends. I eat like a normal person on the weekends.
Speaker 1: I can eat a couple of meals a day on
Speaker 1: the weekends. Send me that I'm good on that. You
Speaker 1: don't have to send me. You know, in the middle
Speaker 1: of the Mallard Show, when I'm doing the overnight show
Speaker 1: and I haven't eaten since Sunday and it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday at two in the morning, and you're sending
Speaker 1: me a message of a you know, pizza pie. I
Speaker 1: don't need that. I don't I don't need it at
Speaker 1: me stop. I would apologize, but hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: guess yes, high school football. You are a high school
Speaker 1: football played by play guy. Guess we were I was
Speaker 1: hoping for the return of Mallard gascon at least for
Speaker 1: one game this year. But that's on the whole. How
Speaker 1: is this a affecting you? Because all of high school
Speaker 1: football has been shuttled, right, It's been pushed back at
Speaker 1: least for now until January. Yeah, And the thing is
Speaker 1: is that, well, for people that don't know, is that
Speaker 1: Fox had sold their regional networks to ESPN, and part
Speaker 1: of the transaction with the government was that ESPN had
Speaker 1: to sell off the regional sports networks. So those are
Speaker 1: now controlled by Sinclair and there's over twenty of them
Speaker 1: in the nation. And so Fox Sports West, which is
Speaker 1: not controlled by Sinclair, has the broadcasting rights to the
Speaker 1: Southern section San Diego section of of high school football.
Speaker 1: So that has severely undercut everybody that's been working in
Speaker 1: the in the business. So we've been told that January
Speaker 1: eighth is when they're gonna launch everything for high school ball,
Speaker 1: and so it'll be football and basketball and then obviously
Speaker 1: Leyden in baseball. But it's brutal because you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of the stuff that we did was potentially going
Speaker 1: to lead to more college work and then you know,
Speaker 1: getting on those things on a regular basis, which for
Speaker 1: me is obviously the ultimate goal. So for those that
Speaker 1: don't remember, you can go back, and we talked about
Speaker 1: this on the podcast, but I was really as good
Speaker 1: as John Madden doing a high school football game. I
Speaker 1: want to thank you Gaston again. It was like forty
Speaker 1: nine nothing going to fourth quarter. I want to thank
Speaker 1: you for allowing me to do that high school football game.
Speaker 1: You had the hat on, which is great. I did,
Speaker 1: I did, I loved, I had fun. That was a
Speaker 1: good time. Yeah, we were in the parking lot. Your
Speaker 1: wife was applying makeup to you, which was awesome. That
Speaker 1: was I felt like such a was. You were having
Speaker 1: makeup applied to you in the city of Corona, which
Speaker 1: is just unbelievable. Well, back then, Corona didn't We didn't
Speaker 1: know what Corona was. Back then, we I think, are
Speaker 1: they going to change the name of Corona? California's offensive?
Speaker 1: It's offensive to be sure to catch live editions of
Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show week days at two am Eastern
Speaker 1: eleven pm Pacific. Anyway, all right, let's get the pop quiz. Yes, yes, yes, alright,
Speaker 1: I'll quiz guest on here. So these are actual random
Speaker 1: things I've found around we want to share with guests.
Speaker 1: Gut so and you can play as well. Of people
Speaker 1: have done this while waiting to check out at a
Speaker 1: grocery store. Um, go on their social media accounts. No
Speaker 1: taking the selfie, no farted of people have admitted that
Speaker 1: while waiting in line at the grocery store, they have
Speaker 1: ripped a big one. It's always going to do that
Speaker 1: in a bar, or a club or a lounge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've noticed. It is the silent but deadly uh fart
Speaker 1: that is, you know, because you gotta be quiet if
Speaker 1: you're allowed farter. It's a problem, but you can. You know,
Speaker 1: we've all done it. It happens. It's just part of
Speaker 1: being a human. And humans are fallible, and you fart
Speaker 1: and so occasionally. And when you fart, the key is,
Speaker 1: do not look like you're fart, right, just kind of
Speaker 1: like you're looking at your phone. Keep looking at your phone,
Speaker 1: you know. Don't let them see you sweat. Don't let
Speaker 1: them see your fart. That's the key to. If you're
Speaker 1: ever in a predicament where you don't know if it'll
Speaker 1: be loud or soft, don't forget. You got the power
Speaker 1: of a cough. Oh that's true. You can cover it up,
Speaker 1: but not now though. If you cough now, they look
Speaker 1: at you like you got to play. You can't. You
Speaker 1: cannot do that. People get triggered. Have you ever farted
Speaker 1: at a cashier's desk or a register? Oh? Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: I I you know, randomly, I've sporadically. I'm not a
Speaker 1: sporadic farter, I am. I I tried, I tried my
Speaker 1: when I'll i'll be a polite farter though at the
Speaker 1: same time, because I feel a big one coming, I'll
Speaker 1: if I'm in a grocery store, I'll kind of like
Speaker 1: walk down the aisle where there's no one and let
Speaker 1: it rip. But I try to, but sometimes you can't.
Speaker 1: You're in line, you can't get out of line. You
Speaker 1: lose your place in line. So you do what you
Speaker 1: gotta do. You can't crop dust an entire row, though,
Speaker 1: that's oh man. If you've ever walked in a grocery
Speaker 1: store and you smelled that nasty, foul smell, uh, it's
Speaker 1: probably because somebody like me walked down there before you
Speaker 1: and just let it, let it go, all right. This
Speaker 1: style of music was on the first ever stereo recording
Speaker 1: when stereo became a thing. What was the first type
Speaker 1: of music that they put on a stereo recording Rock
Speaker 1: and roll? No damn class opera opera, right, yeah O.
Speaker 1: Some somebody screaming into the microphone they put on there
Speaker 1: to say how great stereo was when's the last time
Speaker 1: you went to an opera? I listened to an opera.
Speaker 1: I was just going to ask you that people are
Speaker 1: raving about watching Hamilton's on Disney Plus. Yeah, you get
Speaker 1: woke points for that, But I was telling colleagues here
Speaker 1: about that I can't go to I can't watch Hamilton's
Speaker 1: on on television. That's like watching Star Wars come out
Speaker 1: for the first time and watching that on on Netflix
Speaker 1: or on Disney Plus, like you gotta go watch that live,
Speaker 1: you gotta go watch that in surround sound. I can't
Speaker 1: remember the last time I did that. How are you
Speaker 1: supposed to do that? When everything fund has been canceled?
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to hang out with other people? Just wait,
Speaker 1: our overlords won't allow us to do that. Wait, wait out.
Speaker 1: Man of women have done this to a man. What
Speaker 1: have they done? You shouldn't know this, guest gun you're
Speaker 1: in the dating game. Um paid for a tab you're
Speaker 1: only away. But that's actually probably higher than the actually
Speaker 1: but I know the This happened to me a lot
Speaker 1: when I was dating, and it used to really bother me.
Speaker 1: They have given a man a fake phone number of women,
Speaker 1: and I think it's higher than I think it's higher.
Speaker 1: It happened to me several times back in the back
Speaker 1: in the day. Now you can right away. It's a
Speaker 1: little easier now to determine whether it's fake or not
Speaker 1: because say, oh, I'll just text you and you know,
Speaker 1: like that right away. But before text messaging, you can't
Speaker 1: really do it. Dude. It's changed now, ben, People don't
Speaker 1: give out phone numbers anymore. They tag each other are
Speaker 1: they connect on Instagram or on Facebook now or Twitter.
Speaker 1: That's the new approach as opposed to give it on
Speaker 1: a telephone number now, unless, of course you're on a
Speaker 1: social media dating site like bumble or fish. So, but
Speaker 1: then if you give out your social media then they
Speaker 1: know everything about you right away. There you can see everything.
Speaker 1: There was something secrets, no, of course not. But there
Speaker 1: was something great back in the day about giving someone
Speaker 1: your number, because if you were in a bar or club,
Speaker 1: you had to ask for like a napkin and get
Speaker 1: a pen from a waitress or the bartender and then
Speaker 1: write that sucker down. Everybody knew what you were doing,
Speaker 1: you know, well that and then you know the guys
Speaker 1: at the gym, Remember the guys at the gym who
Speaker 1: would see a hot girl parker car and then they'd
Speaker 1: leave a note on her. They leave her phone number
Speaker 1: on the on the on the front of the car,
Speaker 1: you know, let's and all that, like now you do that,
Speaker 1: they'd call the police, like some creeper put his number
Speaker 1: on my car? Is get rid of this guy? This
Speaker 1: guy told me I was cute? Yeah, yeah, oh, I know.
Speaker 1: You you that is offensive. You cannot tell a woman
Speaker 1: she's a good looking woman. That isn't the well, not
Speaker 1: some women that are hip to it, but a lot
Speaker 1: apparently a lot more and more women that is offensive content.
Speaker 1: Could you imagrating? Could you imagine if we did, like
Speaker 1: a a spoof video of us, like on the corner
Speaker 1: of I don't know, like Sunset and Las Sienega, and
Speaker 1: we did cat calls just to see who and who
Speaker 1: wouldn't be triggered by the cat calls? Yeah? Could you imagine?
Speaker 1: I would have? It still goes. I've been in New
Speaker 1: York in a little bit. But when I when I
Speaker 1: have been in New York a lot over the years.
Speaker 1: My brother lives there, and I I the the the
Speaker 1: TV trope of the construction worker doing cat calls is real,
Speaker 1: and it was at least years ago. It was real
Speaker 1: and new. I remember walking down you know, whatever fifth
Speaker 1: Avenue or or first Avenue or whatever, and there'd be
Speaker 1: they'd be working construction and there'd be a good looking
Speaker 1: girl that would walk by and they would Mama, you
Speaker 1: know somebody they do you know, they shouted the whistle
Speaker 1: and you know that did have and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it still happens. And they would usually do it
Speaker 1: right before the woman walked past one of the the
Speaker 1: overhead compartments for the train, right so the wind from
Speaker 1: the train would blow up her skirt or whatever. Maryland
Speaker 1: rowing alright. During a lifetime, the average person, including you,
Speaker 1: will do this one hundred and seventy four thousand times
Speaker 1: over one seventy four thousand times in their life. Every man,
Speaker 1: woman in trial by the time they grow up, oh jeez,
Speaker 1: and they're done. Um that could be anything. Um that
Speaker 1: is true. It's it's related to um. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: want to see anymore. There's guess, um, get a haircut,
Speaker 1: you think you get still out there? I don't know,
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I was gonna say it, take
Speaker 1: a ship, but well why didn't you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought that was just I don't know one hundred
Speaker 1: seventy four times. I'd probably triple that number. You're a
Speaker 1: big shitter. Alright. A microbiologist working in his garage created
Speaker 1: this dessert food. Um, do do do do do do
Speaker 1: do do do do do do do do that's my answer.
Speaker 1: All right, it's dipping dots. You like dipping dots? I
Speaker 1: even had those ages? Well I know, but you've had them. Yes,
Speaker 1: I haven't had him any ages either. Dipping dots not
Speaker 1: not the same as bond bonds. No, you could pop
Speaker 1: those like popcorn bomb bonds back in the day. Man,
Speaker 1: sit down there. You get a big box of big
Speaker 1: container bond bonds and you just go for it. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: you're eating like you know, twenty thousand calories and bond bonds.
Speaker 1: But they taste fucking great and you don't care. Right,
Speaker 1: They're amazing. If I find someone, Instagram will send them
Speaker 1: to you tonight. Thank you. Be sure to catch live
Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show week days at two
Speaker 1: am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio app. Alright, thirteen percent of people
Speaker 1: admit to doing this at work. What is it looking
Speaker 1: at porn. Uh No, it's stealing a roll of toilet paper.
Speaker 1: What the yeah, stealing a roll of toilet paper. You've
Speaker 1: never stolen a roll of toilet paper? You won't say
Speaker 1: A great story. When I was one of the stations
Speaker 1: I worked at before Fox, we had a guy that
Speaker 1: was a liaison to the sales department and the promotions department,
Speaker 1: right liaison. This fucking guy was so cheap okay that
Speaker 1: the legend And I didn't witness this firsthand, so I'm
Speaker 1: repeating the legend that was told to me. So another
Speaker 1: guy from the station went to his house and his
Speaker 1: kitchen was filled with plastic knives and plastic forks that
Speaker 1: he had taken from the kitchen the commissary at the
Speaker 1: radio station, the napkins, the toilet paper. He also had
Speaker 1: promotional you don't have a radio station promotional tents. He
Speaker 1: had that in his backyard. Uh And like just a
Speaker 1: whole bunch like this random stuff and some of the
Speaker 1: stuff that was supposed to be giving out the listeners
Speaker 1: that he just took home and and putting it. It
Speaker 1: was wild. He took all of that stuff. You know, say,
Speaker 1: I was free. I took it. Oh man, I don't
Speaker 1: know whatever happened to him. He didn't he didn't last long.
Speaker 1: But I still remember that's that story, and I several
Speaker 1: people confirmed it, so it wasn't one just one source.
Speaker 1: And for full disclosure, you would not want still toilet
Speaker 1: paper from our company to the paper towels. No, you
Speaker 1: better off just using your hand or get some leaves
Speaker 1: or something like that. It's going out and ripping some
Speaker 1: grass up and wiping your ass with that would be
Speaker 1: more effective than the toilet paper. But what ends up
Speaker 1: happening and they don't realize this, You end up using
Speaker 1: an entire roll of toilet paper, and so then they
Speaker 1: got to buy more toilet paper. I know it's cheap,
Speaker 1: we cost much, but then other people don't get the
Speaker 1: toilet paper because they don't know where the stash is alright.
Speaker 1: One in ten men say that this has happened at
Speaker 1: least once in the last month. Um, it's a clothing
Speaker 1: related issue. Clothing, Um do do do? Do? They've they've
Speaker 1: split their pants and no, but it's in the same
Speaker 1: same area. Uh. In the last month. One in ten
Speaker 1: men say that they have been out and about in
Speaker 1: public and noticed or somebody told them their zipper was down.
Speaker 1: It has happened. It happened to me. I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: happened to you. It happened. What are you gonna do? Alright?
Speaker 1: Seventy seven of people have encountered this problem, and it's
Speaker 1: it's something that normally happens when you're just walking around.
Speaker 1: What is the problem of people have encountered this problem?
Speaker 1: Normally just happens when you're walking around. Um do dodd
Speaker 1: this problem? Pop quiz with guest tip up gas gun.
Speaker 1: We need an answer, chop top. Daydreaming, daydreaming? All right?
Speaker 1: Is that correct? Is it daydreaming? No? Ni getting gum
Speaker 1: on the bottom of their shoe. Yeah, that's that's a
Speaker 1: tough one. When you get that fresh gum on a
Speaker 1: hot day and then you gotta pull it out. That sucks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's even worse too when you go to
Speaker 1: certain events or venues when you find the gum on
Speaker 1: a seat. Well, yeah, that is true. A lot of
Speaker 1: people just leave the gum on the bottom of your
Speaker 1: your your shoe. But the problem is if it's a
Speaker 1: big lot of gum, that kind of affects your balance
Speaker 1: and how you stand up and all that stuff. All right,
Speaker 1: here's another one. Regulations usually state that these must be
Speaker 1: at least four by three or four three by five eight.
Speaker 1: How about that four three four ft by three inches
Speaker 1: and five feet by eight inches? What what needs to
Speaker 1: be according to regulations? Uh so four by five essentially
Speaker 1: four by almost six um at least fucking man, I
Speaker 1: don't know an elevator. Oh yeah, Now, I like a
Speaker 1: big media elevator. I don't like the small elevator. I
Speaker 1: don't know anyone likes a small elean No, But I've
Speaker 1: been in some old buildings on the East Coast, like
Speaker 1: in Boston and stuff places I've stayed and businesses. I've
Speaker 1: gone into Boston, New York old cities, and you go
Speaker 1: into one of the original elevators, it is like, oh man,
Speaker 1: you feel like you're in the haunted mansion. You feel
Speaker 1: like the walls are caving in on you. Have you
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not somebody that suffers some claustrophobia. I
Speaker 1: don't really That's not something that I have per se regularly.
Speaker 1: But when I've been in those elevators, of small elevators
Speaker 1: that aren't four by five, I feel it. Have you
Speaker 1: been in any elevators with the with the shutters, like
Speaker 1: the ones that you have the manual clothes. Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that's terrible. I've been stuck in anlevator. I was
Speaker 1: at L a X coming back from a flight with
Speaker 1: my mom and my dad. My mom was in a
Speaker 1: wheelchair at the time. We clicked the elevator thing and
Speaker 1: it stopped between floors. They had to call the L
Speaker 1: a X Fire department to come pry up prior open
Speaker 1: the door and get us out, and they'd raise it manually,
Speaker 1: raising the elevator back up and yeah, good times, all right. Uh.
Speaker 1: Each year in the United States, by twenty five thousand
Speaker 1: women end up doing this getting well, there's two ounces
Speaker 1: I could give. Um, I'll go ahead, maybe you'll be right. Uh, no,
Speaker 1: you thousand? Yes, that's not that one. How about this
Speaker 1: getting a divorce? It is related to that, but it's
Speaker 1: not a divorce. Twenty five thousand women end up canceling
Speaker 1: their wedding, planning a wedding, getting all the events planned,
Speaker 1: buying a cake and getting catered, and sending out imitations,
Speaker 1: and then they end up canceling. We call that the
Speaker 1: Richard Jefferson is what we call it. But I don't
Speaker 1: you should remember he did that famously at the right
Speaker 1: at the last second. There he balled out of his
Speaker 1: wedding chord. Yeah, alright, this snack has nearly a third
Speaker 1: fewer calories than previously believed. Uh, twinkies, Nope, nuts that
Speaker 1: you love nuts? You eat a lot of nuts. Are
Speaker 1: you more of a plane or do you like the honey?
Speaker 1: I like the honey, but I normally I'm I like peanuts,
Speaker 1: I like cash shoes, Almond's, I'm I'm down with any
Speaker 1: of them, get down with anything. Although the peanut is
Speaker 1: not actually a nut, right, peanuts not a nut, It's
Speaker 1: a lagoom Is that right? What about? What about corn nuts?
Speaker 1: Not my favorite? That was like big when I was
Speaker 1: like in high school, corn nuts for big? All right?
Speaker 1: The last one on pop quiz we get put the
Speaker 1: baby to bed on this. A new survey out said
Speaker 1: ten percent of people enjoy the taste of this. Ten
Speaker 1: percent of the people enjoy the taste of this. It's
Speaker 1: not something you would normally think people would enjoy. Caviare no,
Speaker 1: it is licking an envelope. But the yeah, yeah, they
Speaker 1: like the taste of the glue and they licked the glue. There, man,
Speaker 1: they enjoy that, does that fall not? It's completely different
Speaker 1: because you and I both agree that we like the
Speaker 1: smell of gasole. Yes, yes, I do enjoy the gas.
Speaker 1: I feel very manually masculine with the smell of gas
Speaker 1: and all that. So anyway, that's it for pop Quiz.
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Speaker 1: maybe I already have. I'll send out my Viking beard
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